“Miscellaneous § D&D Game #2 Log”, Gwern2009-08-05 (, ; similar)⁠:

Misc thoughts, memories, proto-essays, musings, etc.

Account of the second D&D game I’ve ever played, with my relatives, in which a party of adventurers seeks to return the renowned dancing bear Bufo stolen from a circus, only to discover a maze of lies in which they have lost their bearings, with perhaps an unbearable truth, but it all ends fur the beast. Also, remember, kids—winners don’t do drugs!