Creative writing by OpenAI’s GPT-3 model, demonstrating poetry, dialogue, puns, literary parodies, and storytelling. Plus advice on effective GPT-3 prompt programming & avoiding common errors.
Rebuttal [noun] A form of ironic composition in 500 words popular among researchers, in which rageful authors first thank their reviewers for “their time and insightful comments” and then mock Reviewer 2 for his non-sense in a sequence of fakely polite points.
Naturally, GPT-3 is able to write not just rebuttals, but satirical dictionary definitions along the lines of Ambrose Bierce’sThe Devil’s Dictionary—indeed, GPT-3 is remarkably good at it. (“What a Dictionary a GPT-3’s curator might write on the clumsy, wasteful blundering, low and horribly cruel works of Nature!”)