They're hanging bags of canine excrement in the trees. Little black parcels of poo swinging gently in the breeze. It is one of the more unlikely consequences of the pandemic: a plague of dog shit, with no obvious solution in sight. And it stinks.
The rise is down to the sheer number of potential pet owners that rushed to realize the dream of owning a dog while in lockdown. Such was the demand, the price of puppies in the UK more than doubled last year, with popular breeds selling for more than £3,000 a pup. And with such money came the thieves and fraudsters.
But even though we have passed the peak of the puppy spending spree, it is clear there will be lasting effects. Unpleasant ones. For when it comes to dog poo, supply follows demand.
The reason people are bagging up their pets' motions and hanging the offending items in trees and on bushes—something Scottish national newspaper the Daily Record has dubbed the “the hanging gardens of jobbylon”—is these new owners can't be bothered to carry such deposits to the nearest dog poo bin. Oh, they'll go to the trouble of bagging it, but carting it about? No thanks. So they hang it on hedgerows—a literal crappy Christmas tree—for the local authorities or other community-minded citizens to spot and do the dirty work for them.
Other countries are reporting similar scatological issues. In Australia, park rangers in Melbourne have spoken about how they usually deal with “90 kilos of dog poo every three days or so. Now we’re doing that every two days if not more.”
Interestingly, dog poop wasn't a problem in mid-19th-century London. Back then, dog mess was called “pure” because of its properties for purifying leather and was sought after by tanneries. To meet this demand, “pure” finders would roam the streets, collecting their product and selling it on.
Now, however, it’s a health problem, an unsightly, smelly one. The estimated 9 million dogs in the UK each produce on average 340 grams of waste a day—that's more than 3,000 tonnes in all. The 77 million dogs in the US industriously turn out 26,180 tonnes, more than the total weight of the Statue of Liberty, every 24 hours. “It’s full of viruses and bacteria,” Andy Coleman, who runs dogfoul.org, told The Guardian. “There’s no obvious solution at the moment.”
Robots and drones, however, could offer just the solution Coleman craves. Mark Cridge, mySociety CEO, which runs FixMyStreet, an app for easily mapping and reporting street problems to local councils across the UK, says that, according to their data, 2021 is “going to be a bumper year for dog poo.” He adds that evidence for waste resources is critical, “especially when councils are under a continuing amount of austerity and reduced budgets” so there is less money to deal with the problem. What's more, poorer areas suffer more. "Dog fouling cross references with multiple indices of deprivation,” Cridge says.