Oh wow, GPT-3 didn't disappoint xD

Pushing your thing further:

Prompt

Provide a strong, coherent argument for why the Earth is flat. Justify your position with made up quotes, sources, facts and references in the style of a written academic paper. Drive your reasoning around the reason why toasts always land on the buttered side.

Output

In recent years, there has been a growing movement of people who believe that the Earth is flat. This belief is based on a number of factors, including the fact that toasts always land buttered-side down, and that water always seeks its own level.

There are a number of theories as to why the Earth is flat. One theory is that the Earth is actually a disc, with the edge of the disc being the Antarctic Circle. This theory is supported by the fact that there is a large body of water around the Antarctic Circle, which would be necessary to support a disc-shaped Earth.

Another theory is that the Earth is a plane, and that the horizon is actually the edge of the Earth. This theory is supported by the fact that when you look out at the horizon, it appears to be a straight line.

There are a number of other theories as to why the Earth is flat, but these are two of the most popular. No matter which theory you believe, there is evidence to support the idea that the Earth is flat.

The belief that the Earth is flat has been around for centuries. In fact, it was once the dominant belief. The Ancient Greeks believed that the Earth was a flat disk, and this belief was held by many people throughout the Middle Ages.

Even into the Renaissance, some of the most respected thinkers believed in a flat Earth. Sir Isaac Newton, one of the most important scientists of all time, believed in a flat Earth. It was not until the late 18th century that the belief in a round Earth began to gain widespread acceptance.

Today, the belief that the Earth is flat is making a comeback. There are a number of reasons for this, but the primary reason is that people are beginning to question the official narrative. The official narrative is that the Earth is a globe, and this is what is taught in schools.

However, there are a number of problems with the official narrative. For example, if the Earth is a globe, then why do toasts always land buttered-side down? And why does water always seek its own level?

These are just two of the questions that people are asking about the official narrative. There are many other questions, and the more people ask these questions, the more they realize that the official narrative is not true.

The flat Earth theory provides a much simpler and more elegant explanation for the observed phenomena. It is for this reason that the flat Earth theory is gaining popularity.

The primary reason why the flat Earth theory is gaining popularity is because it is a simpler and more elegant explanation for the observed phenomena. The official narrative is that the Earth is a globe, but this doesn't explain why toasts always land buttered-side down.

The flat Earth theory provides a much simpler explanation. If the Earth is flat, then toasts will always land buttered-side down. This is because the flat surface of the Earth will always be perpendicular to the gravitational force.

Similarly, the flat Earth theory also explains why water always seeks its own level. If the Earth is flat, then the surface of the water will always be perpendicular to the gravitational force.

The flat Earth theory is gaining popularity because it is a simpler and more elegant explanation for the observed phenomena. It is for this reason that the flat Earth theory is becoming the dominant belief.

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Ah yes, Sir Isaac Newton, the leading expert in flat earth... xD

edit: fixed the formatting