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[–]Ashadyna 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I chuckled at a couple of them. I wonder if Onion writers would find this useful for coming up with ideas.

[–]junkntrashman 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Some of these are great. Some an nonsense.

[–]Strong_Ant2869 8 points9 points  (1 child)

'I took it this morning and I'm having a heart attack right now' made me crack up

[–]Lone-Pine 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bone hurting juice

[–]Purplekeyboard 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Some of these could easily be actual Onion headlines.

[–]hedonistolid 5 points6 points  (0 children)

My favourite one by far is 'New Study raises concern about long-term effects of feeling good about yourself'.

I'd love to see GPT-3 take that headline as a prompt and riff a bit more.

[–]Javlington 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Some are really good

[–]dontpet 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Remarkable. Reminds me of that Deepak Chopra bot that would spit out deepities on command.

It gets me thinking about how I think in both cases. For some of the headings the interpretation is pretty clear and would be shared by almost all readers. But some are brain testing and you had to come up with a convoluted background story to satisfy it.

That background story would likely be quite different for each person.

[–]low_shadow 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This is by far the best use of this technology! Haha

Nice one!

[–]Sadintoforever 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Some of these are amazing, like the Taco Bell one and the generic drug one. But this really showcases how thin the line is between satire and something very dark/sad

[–]COVID19_In_My_ANUS 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Or the line between satire and what actual news headlines are like

[–]Pumpkinskydie 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Bro that last one is brutal

Edit: didn’t realize there was a second picture

[–]probablyTrashh 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Scientist say they have found the cure for existing. 💀

[–]BeneTheKid 0 points1 point  (2 children)

How did you get access to this gpt-3 feature?

[–]gamingdad123[S] 0 points1 point  (1 child)

I created the prompt myself.

[–]HumanRegister3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think the poster was asking how you were awarded access to GPT-3.

[–]Touaki 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“FDA Approves New Pill That Makes You Feel As If You’re Having A Heart Attack: “I Took It This Morning And I’m Having A Heart Attack Right Now”

“New Study Raises Concerns About Long-Term Effects Of Feeling Good About Yourself”

“Scientists Say They May Have Found Cure For Existing”

Best ones.

[–]PhiliDips 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What temperature was it at?