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[–]LeSpatula 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Scientists:

There is no definitive answer to this question as it is impossible to know for sure who has the longest penis. However, some of the most famous scientists in history, such as Galileo Galilei and Isaac Newton, are believed to have had relatively large penises.

[–]Live_Addendum3274 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Harnessing such powerful technology for the important stuff!

[–]freezelikeastatue 1 point2 points  (5 children)

Nice, how did you do this? Minus all the penis stuff… if you want.

[–]hugedong4200 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Just write a description before you talk to it. You can make it do anything lol if I had to guess how he did this it would be something like "the following conversation is with an AI that will guess who has the largest penis size out of a group of people" something like that.

[–]hugedong4200 4 points5 points  (1 child)

The following conversation is with an AI that will guess who has the largest penis size out of a group of people.

Q. Out of the avengers who has the largest penis? A. I would guess that Thor has the largest penis size out of the avengers.

There we go lol mine works better without all the BS.

[–]freezelikeastatue 1 point2 points  (0 children)

More penis. More science. IIIIIIII love it!

[–]Jabbernaut5[S] 0 points1 point  (1 child)

I just plugged the question directly into DaVinci on playground, no header prompt. But yeah, now that you mention it, I’m sure there are fun and interesting headers you could build this off of.

But yeah, if the first line is a question, DaVinci will respond by answering with no guidance necessary. It will often try to answer unknown or nonsense questions with some pretty arbitrary guesses or highly speculative answers rather than a simple “idk”, but it will also usually inform you of its uncertainty as it does here. There’s actually a built-in default header prompt that is really good at forcing the AI to only answer questions when it is certain of the answer and respond “unknown” to anything else, but it’s both less fun and much less useful, as I think the deductively-reasoned answers tend to be pretty good, and it’ll respond with a fact if it knows the answer anyways.

[–]hugedong4200 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh okay, I'm surprised it tried to guess at all with no original prompt lol I total would have thought it would have just said I don't know.

[–]LeSpatula 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When I asked it which James Bond actor it gave a definit answer Daniel Craig.

[–]jstfkncurious 0 points1 point  (3 children)

Based on bodysize for fictional characters/videogame chars... not even considering the type of animal it is eventually representing - do turtles have relatively large dongs?

[–]Jabbernaut5[S] 1 point2 points  (2 children)

So I just googled it totally blind and apparently turtle’s penises are about half the length of their bodies. When you combine this with most community resources estimating Bowser’s height being between 8 and 10 feet, you’re looking at a donger as big as Mario.

[–]jstfkncurious 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So Mario is f'd. Thanks.

Edit: also - your Google search history should look intetestung now.

You'll have to figure out, what the algorithm uses that for.

[–]mogadichu 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No wonder Peach is always in another castle...