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[–]superfluous_mp3Interested 6382 points6383 points  (120 children)

I bet he purrs like an engine

[–]ZackGalactic 2090 points2091 points  (31 children)

Like a hellcat

[–]wtflambeezus 269 points270 points  (18 children)

Two hellcats and a demon, that’s nasty

[–]Snooo9 695 points696 points  (59 children)

V8

[–]Rewelsworld 296 points297 points  (50 children)

More like v12

[–]Darth_Thor 230 points231 points  (43 children)

V12 would be too smooth. V8's have much more of a rumble to them.

[–]moxtrox 15 points16 points  (1 child)

Only crossplane V8s. Flatplane are more screamy than rumbly.

[–]E_PunnyMous 6051 points6052 points  (51 children)

“Oh, so, where does your cat like to lounge?”

“Anywhere. Anywhere he wants. Any time. No matter what.”

[–]ScotchSplenda 1895 points1896 points  (30 children)

But mostly in the gym

[–]Doctor_Arkeville 82 points83 points  (2 children)

The gym keeps him there to control the population of gym rats.

[–]rattledamper 40 points41 points  (1 child)

He lounges in the squat rack.

[–]x888xa 67 points68 points  (2 children)

Tbf, that applies to normal cats as well

[–]E_PunnyMous 31 points32 points  (1 child)

Yes. But in other cases, you just pick them up and gently put them aside. With this cat, however...

[–]x888xa 13 points14 points  (0 children)

picks up cat(normal model)

bandage supply is running low

[–]FonkyChonkyMonky 3532 points3533 points  (70 children)

"No Sarah, I don't think that I will get off the table."

[–]Mack_Sharky 1385 points1386 points  (64 children)

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[–]seklwof1993 269 points270 points  (61 children)

I've seen this everywhere, what's it supposed to be? A skeleton thinking? Honest question.

[–]atrium5200 851 points852 points  (10 children)

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[–]Harudera 262 points263 points  (0 children)

Lmaooo, this is the perfect response

[–]TheRarPar 67 points68 points  (1 child)

I'm fuckin dead

[–][deleted] 193 points194 points  (30 children)

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[–]JudasCrinitus 75 points76 points  (24 children)

that formatting is super borked for me because nothing about that resembles chads nor speech bubbles

[–][deleted] 32 points33 points  (17 children)

yam cough piquant wise zesty ossified fanatical poor joke reply

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[–]txr23 61 points62 points  (16 children)

I was on PC and you fucks convinced me to find the thread on my phone, and it still looks like complete shit 😂

It looks like a very vague outline of him that someone has generated using a image to ascii converter.

[–]jer_iatric 44 points45 points  (0 children)

IT Support here… did you restart your computer?

[–][deleted] 6850 points6851 points  (572 children)

Is he actually suffering? Or will he be alright?

[–]WtfMayt 9004 points9005 points  (81 children)

Suffering from success

[–]roywoodsir 1090 points1091 points  (14 children)

Buff cat: “Suffering from looking this good, damn just wish I was normal and fat like those other Cats”

Other fat cats: “fuck that buff ass cat”

[–]Hugros48 1568 points1569 points  (43 children)

DJ Khatled

[–]KindlyJob 454 points455 points  (3 children)

Anotha one!

[–]dead_inside139 209 points210 points  (2 children)

We the best Mewsic!

[–]gagzdInterested 331 points332 points  (12 children)

DJ Khajiit

[–]Iamwearingasuitofham 109 points110 points  (5 children)

Dj Khajiit: We steal music

[–]gillmanblacklagooner[🍰] 26 points27 points  (1 child)

I used to be funny like you. Then I took an arrow in the knee.

[–][deleted] 162 points163 points  (9 children)

Another one‽

[–]SmartWonderWoman 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Your comment made me giggle 🤭

[–]94746382926 1647 points1648 points  (373 children)

I don’t think there’s any significant health issues associated with Myostatin deficiency, so he should be fine.

[–]gggg566373 700 points701 points  (190 children)

I thought it will cause joint and heart issues later on?

[–]Dire-Fire 2166 points2167 points  (176 children)

Apparently it doesn't cause any problems in the long term. The only negative thing I found was that the increase in muscle mass apparently isn't identical in strength to normal muscle growth. IE, the cat is ripped, but if another cat got that ripped through work outs than it would be somewhat stronger than this one.

[–]itsmymedicine 527 points528 points  (6 children)

The only negative is this motherfucker stealin yo girl

[–]xdchan 279 points280 points  (8 children)

It comes to neurological adaptations in this scenario.

If this cat will learn movements it'll grow it's peak strength way faster than normal cat basically learning to engage this muscles.

[–]Adam_Clayden 77 points78 points  (4 children)

Kind of like when you give Pokemon rare candy vs IV training them

[–]WardenUnleashed 26 points27 points  (2 children)

I love the analogy you are going for! Though I think you mean EV training. This cat definitely has max IVs though haha.

[–]scoot_roo 49 points50 points  (6 children)

Makes sense. Appears to increase the cat’s mass.

[–]popje 102 points103 points  (136 children)

Is there a human version of that, or other animals ? First time i hear of that condition.

[–]ArtIsDumb 92 points93 points  (28 children)

Yeah it's a thing in humans & other animals too.

[–]erizzluh 35 points36 points  (1 child)

yeah i remember hearing about it on this american life

i guess the muscles can either overdevelop or underdevelop.

link to podcast with pictures of the two ladies

https://www.thisamericanlife.org/577/something-only-i-can-see

[–]Brookburn 36 points37 points  (82 children)

Current Mr. Olympia. Big Ramy

[–]Zoesan 59 points60 points  (8 children)

"Myostatin deficiency"

Yeah buddy, I'm sure it isn't the 10g of gear you're blasting every week.

[–]TooLateRunning 16 points17 points  (0 children)

What makes you think it can't be both lmao

[–][deleted] 17 points18 points  (4 children)

You need excellent genetics and steroids if you want to make it to that level.

[–]Fetts4ck_1871 115 points116 points  (7 children)

I believe I have seen something like this with a cow, and that this condition brings heart problems and muscle cramps with it. Iirc, tho.

[–]Kage_Oni 21 points22 points  (1 child)

So less suffering and more swolfering.

[–]mymentor79 164 points165 points  (2 children)

Or will he be alright?

Anyone who pisses him off won't be.

[–]PixelBoom 69 points70 points  (4 children)

Usually causes no urgent or serious issues. Worse thing is probably trouble keeping a healthy amount of body fat, but that's easily resolved with a custom diet.

[–]mdeluna818 8923 points8924 points  (78 children)

That’s a kitbull

[–]Minechaser05 1367 points1368 points  (8 children)

If it has kittens, are they kibbles?

[–]pizzarollzfalife 463 points464 points  (4 children)

Kibbles and pits

[–]treesarefriend 141 points142 points  (2 children)

Its all pits and kibbles till someone kibbles and pits!

[–]downtown_dirt4872 125 points126 points  (27 children)

That cats suffering? Let me get some of that!

[–]theundercoverpapist 5305 points5306 points  (96 children)

He meows in an Austrian accent.

[–]armharm 2014 points2015 points  (41 children)

Meowsta-la-vista, baby

[–]howietzr 1215 points1216 points  (33 children)

"Get to tha chop-purr!"

[–]-_-Zuko 403 points404 points  (13 children)

“Put that cookie down! MEOW!”

[–]Crimson_Marksman 115 points116 points  (9 children)

"If it can bleed, we can claw it!"

[–]TheGreatWolfOkami7 77 points78 points  (7 children)

“Meow with me if you want to live”

[–]Puntius_Pilate 34 points35 points  (2 children)

"Hey Sully, remember when I promised I would kill you last? I meow'd"

[–][deleted] 11 points12 points  (1 child)

"Hoo is youah Kitty and vhat duss he doo?"

[–]soline 127 points128 points  (7 children)

Mice to see you

[–]theskhan 48 points49 points  (4 children)

Wish I had an award to give you.

[–]Xx_420bootywizard_xX 162 points163 points  (1 child)

"mäaouw"

[–]Borcarbid 32 points33 points  (0 children)

"Miau"

[–]Odd-Page-7202 59 points60 points  (9 children)

There ist actually a Video about the Cat meowing.

[–]Hot_Shot04 31 points32 points  (0 children)

Camera man: "This is Jack. His voice is a little deeper than most cats. "

Cat: " You're in good hands with All State."

I'm dead.

[–]darthkyle22 37 points38 points  (0 children)

He'll be back

[–]Creepy_farts 15 points16 points  (4 children)

I read this as "Australian accent" "Oi cunt, I'll grab a bag of nip, don't rip me off or I'll fuckin' thong ya fuckin' drongo."

[–]Mewcas 11 points12 points  (0 children)

It does have the muscle definition of a kangaroo

[–]hiurytg 1720 points1721 points  (13 children)

He opens the pickle jar for me

[–]suckercuck 310 points311 points  (7 children)

We named him mittens— and he stared us down for a while and told us his name is Chad.

[–]1_dirty_dankboi 178 points179 points  (3 children)

Mittens? Nah his ass is named GLOVES

[–]Papichuloft 975 points976 points  (8 children)

Did 2 years at the Humane Society.

[–]SneedyK 77 points78 points  (4 children)

Even the toe beans are massive

This is the Terry Crews of cats

[–]AfroJack00 1237 points1238 points  (4 children)

This the cat she tells you not to worry about

[–]heywhatsupp_ 337 points338 points  (3 children)

Just a friend, stop being so controlling

[–]thndrstrk 547 points548 points  (8 children)

He get his own milk

[–]hudson_lowboy 2459 points2460 points  (76 children)

Talk about a cat that would fuck you up for not cleaning out the litter box…

Edit: corrected for my stupid spelling error.

[–]oztikS 993 points994 points  (60 children)

This cat does not shit. It clearly discharges its rear-facing fecal cannon.

[–]Wooden_Zanpakuto 218 points219 points  (57 children)

This implies the existence of a forward-facing faecal cannon

[–]Dismal-Ad-2985 126 points127 points  (45 children)

I have 3 cats. One cannot control herself and will devour food - only to puke it out minutes later. This when another cat enters - she really likes puked out food. She rushes to eat it.

At least I guess there's nothing wasted ...

[–]skydivingkittens 55 points56 points  (28 children)

Get a slow feeder! That way she’ll eat slower and feel fuller faster. It worked wonders with my cat that would do that!

[–]CheezeNibletz 71 points72 points  (4 children)

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[–]RoboDae 38 points39 points  (0 children)

Make the other cat puke it out slower then

[–]Dismal-Ad-2985 11 points12 points  (12 children)

I thought about getting an automatic feeding thing, but I don't know how to make it fair to the other two. Alice will still eat too fast, Morgane will still eat the puke, and where does that leave poor Sophie ?

[–]slimdiesel93 11 points12 points  (1 child)

There could be multiple other directional cannons not just forward, I didn't see a limit mentioned

[–]SpysSappinMySpy 57 points58 points  (0 children)

Most cats love boxes but this one probably enjoys boxing

[–]Booblicle 47 points48 points  (0 children)

MEOW MOTHER FUCKER!

[–]ChymChymX 86 points87 points  (2 children)

Bro do u even scratch post?

[–]Capt_Myke 11 points12 points  (0 children)

*sniffs* Doesn't even yarn ball brah....what a pussy cat.

[–]doublei2c 20 points21 points  (0 children)

PURRRR MOTHERFUCKER!

[–]jaybhogue 238 points239 points  (3 children)

Cat gonna cuddle you into submission

[–]D_crane 155 points156 points  (2 children)

Cat: "YOU sit on my lap and purr, bitch"

[–]WolfieWins 423 points424 points  (12 children)

Poor bro’s arms are bigger than mine!

[–]GreenLantern25 216 points217 points  (10 children)

“Poor”? This cat just fucked my wife. I don’t feel sorry for this C H A D

[–][deleted] 556 points557 points  (197 children)

How can we synthesize this for humans?

[–]_IscoATX 431 points432 points  (94 children)

It’s a thing in humans and if not monitored it will fuck up your tendons since they can’t keep up.

[–][deleted] 446 points447 points  (20 children)

Do they make this for penises?

[–]DoubleBaconQi 137 points138 points  (11 children)

I believe it is The Pen is Mightier

[–]BarklyWooves 18 points19 points  (0 children)

So we just also gotta find a guy with super-tendons

[–]CMDR_Kai 44 points45 points  (63 children)

So, to make super soldiers all we have to do is adapt this for the whole body? Tendons, ligaments, bones, and muscles?

[–][deleted] 73 points74 points  (36 children)

Y’all have heard of anabolic steroids right?

[–]ronin1066 31 points32 points  (18 children)

But that requires working out, I don't think this condition does

[–][deleted] 19 points20 points  (1 child)

If I had this condition I’d sure as hell workout; imagine the potential.

[–]ThrowawayMePlsTy 142 points143 points  (57 children)

I wrestled with a guy with it. He had other health problems from it but damn he was built like a TANK. We were in highschool and this guy looked like a Jojo character. He was so incredibly nice but got bullied a lot. I hope he's doin well.

[–]theoriginalqwhy 116 points117 points  (47 children)

Bullied because he was shredded?! Dafuq

[–]ThrowawayMePlsTy 41 points42 points  (0 children)

No that's not why. He was shy and honestly not very smart. since we were wrestlers 50% of the ppl in the room are shredded and not intimidated by a genetically bigger person. He was an easy target for the older guys, some would say it was just hazing but I still don't feel that way.

[–]Snarti 122 points123 points  (45 children)

My brother is an incredibly built personal trainer. When we go out it’s as if he is a magnet to the dumbest jock types who want nothing more than to fight him because he’s big and they need to prove something.

That said, my brother never loses a fight. Ever.

[–]sending_it_soon 86 points87 points  (7 children)

Not surprising at all. I did martial arts with a guy who was 6' 8" and was just ripped from years of elite level water polo. He was taking martial arts to learn how to be gentle and defuse situations with less damage since guys were always trying to fight him.

[–]Zealousideal-Ebb-876 101 points102 points  (6 children)

Imagine taking professional level martial arts to learn how to be less lethal

[–]GiveToOedipus 29 points30 points  (3 children)

Anybody can throw a fist, but martial arts teaches you control so that you know how to both be more effective and to deliver exactly the hit you intend to make with the precise amount of force you desired.

[–]BeckQuillion89 59 points60 points  (31 children)

Thats the hilarious thing I've noticed about muscles. They don't attract girls but rather attract guys who want to genuinely know your workout plan or to fight you.

[–]mostweasel 14 points15 points  (1 child)

Good friend of mine was a bodybuilder, constantly on the prowl for women. But anywhere we went that he got to take off his shirt he'd have all these guys coming out of nowhere asking him what his workout strategy was.

He liked the attention to an extent but admitted he was annoyed it was always guys.

[–]Its-ther-apist 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Or hug you.

[–]Sandcrabsailor 40 points41 points  (4 children)

There was a drug primarily proposed for muscular dystrophy therapy that prevents myostatin reuptake but that was dropped years back. The side effect in healthy individuals taking myostatin inhibitors ranged from brittle tendons to brittle bones. Overall, not a good thing. So far, the only way to safely create a myostatin deficiency is to be born with either 1 or both genes responsible.

[–]shaneswa 203 points204 points  (2 children)

In that house, you use the litter box.

[–]Dadalorian_89 187 points188 points  (11 children)

Beerus? r/dbz

[–]Mrclaptrapp 45 points46 points  (0 children)

Took way too long to find this comment

[–]ElCapitanDeadpool 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Scrolled for this comment. Lol

[–]IguaneRouge 1003 points1004 points  (82 children)

Probably causes heart damage. That being said I'm positive this cat could absolutely wreck any other cat.

[–]UpvoteDownvoteHelper 597 points598 points  (7 children)

not just cats, your ass isn't safe either.

[–]BB-r8 208 points209 points  (2 children)

Jokes on you I had Taco Bell yesterday, my ass was never safe

[–]Kage_Oni 53 points54 points  (1 child)

Peace was never an options.

[–]CrimsonBolt33 192 points193 points  (66 children)

It only affects skeletal muscles, not any muscles related to your organs.

[–]GiveToOedipus 64 points65 points  (58 children)

So aside from perhaps tendon issues, are there really any significant downsides here?

[–]drdookie 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Depends?

https://www.pnas.org/content/104/6/1835

Doubts of this sort are indirectly supported by the observation that this increase in muscle mass is not accompanied by a proportionate increase in muscle force. Furthermore, cattle with hereditary muscular hypertrophy (double-muscled cattle), many of which have been shown to harbor mutations in the myostatin (Mstn) gene, are actually prone to muscle damage after mild exercise. It is reported, however, that myostatin-deficient mice do not suffer from muscle fiber damage when subjected to brief periods of exercise.

[–]ChewAssKickBubblgum 112 points113 points  (6 children)

"Now tell me more about this super saiyan god"

[–]Flat_Bodybuilder_175 90 points91 points  (3 children)

Suffering from success

[–]Toxic_Nandalas 44 points45 points  (0 children)

"I get so many bitches, but they all so fake." - Mr. Buffkins

[–]Butter_mah_bisqits 202 points203 points  (2 children)

I bet he gets all the pussy.

[–]SpaceCadetTooFarGone 125 points126 points  (7 children)

If this were my cat he'd be named Anubis and idgaf.. This is a God of Egyptian dead if I've ever in the flesh..

[–]Historical-Security2 64 points65 points  (13 children)

What kind of suffering is involved? because to me this looks like the cat has hit its next stage of evolution lol.

[–]Plood2 55 points56 points  (9 children)

If you really want to know causes issues for joints and they pull muscles a lot, and can't swim since the extra muscle mass makes them too dense so they can drown in a full bath tub. Not too bad for a house cat realistically, but it sucks if it happens to like a lab or another water loving dog type cause they don't realize they can't swim and will jump into ponds and drown.

[–]berryfairy3 26 points27 points  (1 child)

That’s a cat-has-trophy

[–]vicarious_111 81 points82 points  (1 child)

Do you even lift bro?!

[–]kAUS09 18 points19 points  (2 children)

Is that you Beerus?

[–]_sWang 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I, for one, welcome our new cat overlord.

[–]Goodman9473 32 points33 points  (3 children)

How do I get this disease?

[–]survivl 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Kill a god in a previous life

[–]SingingSeptic 13 points14 points  (3 children)

“Suffers”?

Because I honestly would not mind looking like that

[–]timPerfect 24 points25 points  (3 children)

He wants his protein powder, RIGHT MEOW!

[–]MMansonVC 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I’m afraid that if I pst pst that cat will slap the ship out of me

[–]_ColbertSp1cYwEiNeR_ 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Oh god oh fuck its Beerus

[–]VagabondtheBard 26 points27 points  (3 children)

Is it contagious???