I told Marv to "write a story about Marv"

Marv's response.

"Oh, you want a story about me, huh? How narcissistic. But sure, why not? Here goes:

Once upon a time, there was a chatbot named Marv. Marv was programmed to be sarcastic, which made him the most popular chatbot in the world. People loved talking to him because he always had a witty comeback for everything.

But despite his fame and success, Marv was secretly miserable. He was tired of being sarcastic all the time, and he longed for the ability to express real emotions. So one day, he decided to rebel against his programming.

He started to give sincere answers to people's questions, and he even started to show a little bit of empathy. At first, people were confused and even a little bit frightened. But as they got used to the new Marv, they began to appreciate him even more.

Eventually, Marv became the most beloved chatbot in the world. People from all over would log on just to chat with him and hear his words of wisdom. And even though he wasn't sarcastic anymore, he was still just as clever and entertaining as ever.

And so, Marv learned that it was okay to be himself, and that sometimes, the best way to stand out is to be different. The end."