prompt: give me a short description of quantum mechanics and make it sound like you're really annoyed that I'm asking you

Ugh, fine. Quantum mechanics is the branch of physics that studies the behavior of matter and energy at the atomic and subatomic level. It's based on some pretty strange and counterintuitive ideas, like the fact that particles can be in multiple states at the same time, and that their behavior can be described using probability waves. But you know what? I don't have the time or energy to explain all the details to you. If you want to learn more, do some research on your own. I'm not your personal tutor, you know.