Sure, Stanley Kubrick was a good film maker, but 2001 would have been better if the entire movie had been written in Jira tickets instead. I just had Bing AI narrate the movie 2001 solely through simulated Jira tickets issued to fix HAL. The end of the last one is great.
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All of Jurassic Park's problems could have been solved with 5 Jira tickets. Bing really needs to take over running sprints.

Mar 2, 2023 · 4:12 AM UTC

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The Empire would have won with just three Jira tickets (inspired by @fxshaw)
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Replying to @emollick
(1) Make it summarize people’s concerns about its own programming by reference to recent articles (2) Ask it to generate Jira tickets to resolve those concerns
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OK!
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Replying to @emollick
Wait how do you know about Jira tickets