A QA engineer walks into a bar. Orders a beer. Orders 0 beers. Orders 99999999999 beers. Orders a lizard. Orders -1 beers. Orders a ueicbksjdhd. First real customer walks in and asks where the bathroom is. The bar bursts into flames, killing everyone.

Nov 30, 2018 · 9:21 PM UTC

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LinkedIn recycling your content
Did someone said lizard? 🐸
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Had to have this explained to me by programmer friend
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Up there with the jokes of @iamdevloper 😎👍 #QA #tech
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Hahahahaha. I had one tester input 100 cars and 100 drivers in an insurance application that’s designed for < 6. Perfect.
And an agile tester asks what the purpose of the bar is, whether a bar is the correct solution to begin with and whether ordering is the only functionality to bear in mind. ;)
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A non functional tester walks in to the bar and orders one beer every 0.0001 seconds and complains when they don't get any.