Sure, Stanley Kubrick was a good film maker, but 2001 would have been better if the entire movie had been written in Jira tickets instead. I just had Bing AI narrate the movie 2001 solely through simulated Jira tickets issued to fix HAL. The end of the last one is great.

Mar 1, 2023 · 8:24 PM UTC

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All of Jurassic Park's problems could have been solved with 5 Jira tickets. Bing really needs to take over running sprints.
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The Empire would have won with just three Jira tickets (inspired by @fxshaw)
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Replying to @emollick @brianmcc
If you're script writing, you can do it right in MS Word with the Ghostwriter add-in that includes ChatGPT. ghostwriteraddin.com
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Replying to @emollick
Left my hotel room and orbited around earth. Awesome!
Replying to @emollick
I think, in the story, the fetus was the Star Child and its mission was to take humanity to the next level of its existence. Not immediately obvious from Kubrik's film. Stanley: "Read the book." Wonder if ChatGPT read the book? I'll have to ask it.
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Replying to @emollick
And only medium priority 😂
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Annoyingly, it was giving me some great varied responses as compared to yours here - and after a few seconds of typing it deleted it and replaced it with this.
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I won't decide if this is genius or madness. Likely both, which is even better. Either way it's my kind of wizardry. I will now refrain from making a dad joke. Thanks for the unreal read 👏👍😃
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