𝔊𝔴𝔢𝔯𝔫@gwernApr 19ÙwÚ—bread expert here, I've made hundreds of loaves over the past decade; do not reshare this because this is 𝘯𝘰𝘵 cute! Loaves only look like this when they are 𝗩𝗘𝗥𝗬 yeast-infected and have been 𝙗𝙖𝙙𝙡𝙮 burned. These loaves are in serious distress! pic.twitter.com/XUlQvmjBGf
𝔊𝔴𝔢𝔯𝔫@gwernApr 3Even the Pope is doing his part for social distancing, advising Catholics to confess directly to God like a protestant in lieu of going to church. How very... irenic.
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𝔊𝔴𝔢𝔯𝔫@gwernApr 19PERSON: "But 𝘩𝘰𝘸‽ I was so careful—I went out only once, for seafood haute cuisine. What are the odds?"
[C. teleports into the air behind them, getting the droplet on them]
CORONA: "Sorry kid. Nuttin' poissonal. 🤠"
𝔊𝔴𝔢𝔯𝔫@gwernApr 13Here's a fun one: ~1% of the population experiences ~hour-long visual hallucinations obstructing normal vision and making it impossible to read/drive, which just goes away on its own & is not due to any known disease: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scintilla…
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𝔊𝔴𝔢𝔯𝔫@gwernApr 2So for the followup with full images which looks increasingly feasible (see other tweets), and which we plan to upload to an actual booru with tags etc, the most difficult task of all: naming.
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