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was last seen: today
ships from: United Kingdom
ships to: United Kingdom
27/01/14 - OUT OF STOCK - BACK OPEN IN TIME FOR WEEKEND! Hopefully.....
~~~ Johnny Alpha - Quality Hash and Weed ~~~
~~~ UK Domestic Only ~~~
~~~ AAA Service - Alpha As Always ~~~
Welcome to my humble sellers page; please read through my shortened terms below, before ordering from my listings above; and please, always message me before leaving anything less than 5/5 feedback score, so I can try to put right any mistakes, thanks.
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These markets rely on trust to work properly, so here below is the service I'm offering, and what I expect from you in return:
SERVICE / My part of the bargain...
I sell good quality Hash and Weed, and a few other bits from time-to-time, and that's it; no other products to distract me from getting you your smoke.
I'm a long-time smoker and small-time-grower, selling my own Weed occasionally and reselling other Weed more regularly, as well as the good quality Hash ( coming back in stock soon). I'll never sell anybody anything I wouldn't smoke myself.
UK Domestic only - so no overseas orders to slow me down; I post at least once every weekday and always with Royal Mail, 1st class; unrecorded, discrete, letter-box-friendly stealth-post!
Order before 3pm for a good chance of next-day delivery.
Free P+P on all orders.
No FE.
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TERMS / Your part of the bargain.....
Step 1: Order using PGP or plain text; no Privnote or anything else sorry. Payment in BTC, through SR2's escrow system only.
Step 2: Patience: I do post every day, and most orders arrive in 1-2 days, but Royal Mail do misplace parcels/letters very occasionally. Please wait a week before giving up hope though, then message me and we'll work out what to do from there.
Step 3: Sample the Goods! :)
Step 4: Q: Are the Goods good? and service as described?
A:Yes - Move to step 5
A:No - Move to step 6
Step 5: Release escrow, leave a 5/5 rating for accurate service and accurate item description; leave opinions / reviews of product in the review panel for others to see. Sample more Goods..... :)
Step 6: Damn; very few people end up at Step 6.... Please message me before leaving anything less than a 5/5! This gives me chance to fix whatever problems you feel you have with your order, without damaging my feedback record, thanks.
Re-Opening Offer!
For the first 5 people to leave me a review on my forum thread, following a successful order; I offer them a 20% weight bonus on the next item they order from me.
Just use the address above, leave an honest review, then send me a message either here or on the forums and I'll get back to you, first 5 only though,
Thanks!
~~~ Johnny Alpha UK - Review Thread ~~~
http://silkroad5v7dywlc.onion/index.php?topic=6962.msg102480#msg102480
For more detailed Terms and Info, please use the link I've left below; I'll also be using the same page for any future custom orders, unless my plans change:
http://silkroad6ownowfk.onion/items/alpha-full-terms-custom-orders-and-custom-feedback
PS: I'm tidying up my old listings over the next few days, (22/01/14) so most of my old feedback is likely to disappear from my profile I believe; I've backed up all my feedback reviews to my forum thread though, and it has been verified by DoctorClu, so if the post remains un-edited, it retains it's integrity. I'm mentioning this just in case it looks suspicious, especially after my first (unjustified) 4/5 score last week! lol
All the best,
J.A.
vendor feedback
rating | feedback | item | freshness |
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5 of 5 | Nexy day, good stealth, the only one so far to wrap card around to stop the buds getting squashed, lovely bit. | item | today |
5 of 5 | Same great stuff as always. | item | today |
5 of 5 | Good stealth and fast dispatch product as described very nice thank you. | item | today |
5 of 5 | Good gear, quick delivery | item | today |
5 of 5 | Arrived next day, stealth was good and the weed was decent quality - you get what you pay for. Great vendor | item | 1 day |
5 of 5 | Quality bud, well cured and trimmed. Came next day many thanks | item | 2 days |
5 of 5 | very fast delivery, nice smoke will buy again...Thanks | item | 4 days |
5 of 5 | Next day delivery, good price and very nice smoke. Grinds up nice, dry and tasty. Great value. | item | 4 days |
5 of 5 | What a legend this man is. I ordered 3.5g of OG Kush, got 3.7g of OG Kush plus 3 more baggies of ~0.7g samples labelled M39, RK and GB. So essentially I got 6g of assorted varieties... amazing... best vendor on SR! | item | 4 days |
5 of 5 | Quality and arrived next day. | item | 4 days |
5 of 5 | product marked as shipped a couple hours after ordering and came next day, overweight and smells dank!! 5/5 | item | 4 days |
5 of 5 | Received next day. Looks good :) | item | 5 days |
5 of 5 | Awesome:Next day delivery,Packaging stealthy and professional, The Green is awesome. Going to buy some more right now great service will be using a lot more thanks Johnny! | item | 5 days |
5 of 5 | Excellent stealth, next day delivered, even got a little more than I'd ordered. Superb. | item | 5 days |
5 of 5 | TOP UK WEED SELLER great stealth and the dense buds are bone dry. 24h thanks johnny | item | 5 days |
5 of 5 | Arrived the very next day, nice smoke, A+ | item | 5 days |
5 of 5 | Wow. Less than 24 hours after ordering it has arrived! Quite impressed and great green. Will order from again. | item | 5 days |
5 of 5 | :) | item | 5 days |
5 of 5 | Top marks for next day delivery | item | 5 days |
5 of 5 | Nice stuff delivered next day, cheers! | item | 6 days |