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has been a vendor for 3 months
was last seen: 1 day ago
ships from: Undeclared
ships to: Worldwide
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Greetings beloved tripsters and pranksters!!
Welcome back!! We are home again. Please read this all the way to the end.
I am the same AlbertHoffman1943 from SR 1.0, BMR and Sheep, and I still have among the finest LSD in the world.
My Torchat ID is gqzozhjbb2ghczw2 - if this place goes down, find me there.
My crystal is white fluff and comes from chemists who got millions of people high through the Grateful Dead scene in the 80s and 90s (and no, not those guys in that missile silo).
The LSD Avengers still rate me a STAR VENDOR, a designation given to only a few other vendors in the world. And if you don't know who they are, the LSD Avengers are a consumer protection group whose mission is to test and rate LSD so nobody ends up eating shitty L and bad tripping - a noble effort if ever there was one IMO.
I only sell blotter these days but when I am able, I will also put up listings for liquid. My LSD is laid on 100% cotton-rag paper with cool artwork. If the blotter you get does not match the picture in the listing, don't worry - it was laid with the same product. After all, it is the L that matters, not the art, not the paper. :-)
Between SR 1.0, BMR and Sheep, I had thousands of positive feedbacks and fans, and if you research me deeper (feedback, reddit, forums) you will learn that my rep, product and trustability are top shelf.
For the time being, all orders require that you FE (finalize early). If marketplaces like this settle down some, I will re-evaluate this policy in the future.
But for now, with things being as unstable as they are on the darknet, FE is required for all purchases. If that sketches you out, I completely understand but I encourage you to please do some research before giving up on me - I have faith that the cred I have built out there (in the various forums, feedbacks and other marketplaces) will allay any fears you might have. Otherwise, I'm sure there are other vendors (not STAR vendors mind you) who will be happy to serve you.
You must FE within 24 hours of placing your order or I will cancel it in order to protect your information.
UPDATE - I HAVE ONE LISTING THAT DOES NOT REQUIRE THAT YOU FE - http://vx3w763ohd256iyh.onion/items/no-fe-2-hits-grateful-dead-family-lsd-25-125ug
DO NOT
- message me without PGP encryption
- message me asking to avoid FEing
- place an order and then try to negotiate avoiding FEing
- ask me about shipping details like packaging, or where I ship from or shipping times - that info is classified
- ask me to help you figure out PGP - you must do that on your own
I keep a lot of information close to my vest for security reasons so please do not be offended by how little I am willing to communicate. At the end of the day, all you are risking is money - I, on the other hand, am risking years of my life in jail so I hope you understand.
You must use PGP in order to communicate with me. I will accept nothing but PGP. That includes your address. You must encrypt all communication with me (including your address) with PGP. My key is down below.
You can learn about PGP in the forums and you can download it (and learn about it) at www.gnupg.org.
And finally, you must write your address exactly as it appears on mail in your country - that includes formatting. All I do is copy and paste what you type onto the package. Any mistakes will be yours, and yours alone, including postal/zip code errors, not putting your country, formatting (which will result in non-delivery btw), not capitalizing and fake names. So what I am saying is TAKE GREAT CARE IN TYPING IN YOUR ADDRESS.
For example,
DAVID BECKHAM
2354 FOOTIE DR
NEW YORK, NY 10210
USA
My refund is policy is NO REFUNDS...but I review things on a case-by-case basis and everyone except the scammers come away happy.
And that's it....look over my listings and pick out something nice for yourself :-)....
....and then prepare to KISS THE SKY
Peace
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vendor feedback
rating | feedback | item | freshness |
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5 of 5 | A+++ thx Dr Albert, will come back asap. peace and harmony | item | 1 day |
5 of 5 | great pakaging and stuff was also great 5/5 | 2 days | |
5 of 5 | fast shipping, good acid :) | item | 4 days |
5 of 5 | Got here quick. Haven't tried them yet. Stealth was fine, but they're just paper no one's gonna find them. | item | 5 days |
5 of 5 | Great item. WIll order again. | item | 5 days |
5 of 5 | Took a little longer than I expected since I didn't know where it was coming from. But I got it in just over a week. Thanks Albert! | item | 5 days |
1 of 5 | I also ordered on the 30th and have yet to receive anything. I contacted him on the 15th and he said get back to him on the 25th... previous buyers said it took a while, so I've been "patient". I've ordered twice from this dude, for $600, and have yet to receive a damn thing. Stay away from this dude. | item | 5 days |
1 of 5 | Ordered on the 30th FE'd still no package or Letter from customs says he wont communicate with me even in PGP because its not his PGP even tho he dycripted and replyed in PGP makes no since will update if anything arrives but will not work with this vendor again | item | 6 days |
5 of 5 | Thank You! | item | 7 days |
5 of 5 | LSD arrived in a timely manner, good stealth, haven't tried it but I believe it should be good, overall very good | 8 days | |
5 of 5 | FE with trust. Took about 1.5 weeks to reach the East Coast of the U.S. Product looks good, and stealth was great. | item | 8 days |
5 of 5 | Nice blotter, arrived fast and with adequate stealth, very good for the price. | 9 days | |
5 of 5 | Stealth: 5/5 Shipping time: longer than advertised, but everything I've ordered is delayed right now and this was only 7 days so 5/5 Product 5/5 the real deal | item | 10 days |
5 of 5 | FE'd - trusted vendor. Thanks! Trusted vendor means everything here. | item | 11 days |
5 of 5 | Shipping seemed to be taking a while and I was getting worried after, initially, not receiving a response to my messages, but the goods arrived and I am sure that the quality is excellent. The stealth was very good and any buyer should order with confidence ;) | item | 11 days |
5 of 5 | FD as was required, will give more feedback once I get it. | item | 12 days |
5 of 5 | FE'd, update when it arrives | item | 14 days |
5 of 5 | FE for trusted vendor looking forward to having some lsd iits been awile | item | 15 days |
5 of 5 | So i figured I would pull out some old grateful dead for the occasion. Brought me to tears. took two hits and had an awesome night. | item | 15 days |
5 of 5 | Product As Described, Vendor was great with communication | item | 16 days |