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geoffreygiraffe

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has been a vendor for 3 months
was last seen: today
ships from: United States
ships to: United States & Canada


Update 1/8: My listings are back up, xanex is not in stock right now. Please check my FE requirements at the bottom of my page.

Introduction
Hey there, Ladies and Gentlemen. Let me tell you a little bit about myself. My name is Geoffrey Giraffe, or Geoff or GG for short. I’ve been in customer service for the last 5 years, and on silk as a buyer for the last 2 years. I’ve seen quite a few different people come and go, and think now is a great time to try offering my products and services online. My goal is to provide top quality products, represented accurately and priced fairly. In addition, I aim to serve my customers’ every need; those years in c.s. will hopefully start paying off.
Geoffrey Giraffe

Products
The products that I stock will vary from time to time, and while I cannot guarantee an item will come back into stock, I can say that I value my customers’ opinions very highly, and if there is enough demand for a particular item, I will always ensure a steady stock of it.

Products Currently In Stock:
Cocaine HCl (white powder/chunks)
MDPV (fine tan powder)
MDMA (tan crystals)
A-PvP (fine white/clear powder)

Products currently out of stock:
Xanex 1mg (Upjohn 90)

Anouncements:
11/14: I'm back, as are some of my favorite products (with some new ones as well). More of my famous MDPV is in stock, as is my MDMA. I have new, better coke that smells like a fish! In addition, I have also added Xanex 1mg from Pfizer. I will be adding more products in the coming weeks.
10/25: Only express will go out tomorrow, (10/26). If you do not have any feedback from prior transactions and have not contacted me, your order will be placed in transit for you to finalize. When you finalize, it will ship out. If it is just sitting market in transit, it has not shipped. Please do not forget to finalize, or your order will not be shipped, even though marked in transit.
10/14: New FE requirements take effect for orders that have not been placed by this writing. I am only shipping to the USA, Canada, and western europe (euro zone). No nordic countries or australia at this time. Starting next week, priority will go out only monday, wednesday, and friday. Express will still go out 6 days a week. Please get your priority orders in by 11:59pm PST the day before they ship, and for express orders, in by 6am PST to ship same day.
10/10: A big thanks to everyone that made the grand opening sale a huge success. I will continue to offer an extra 10% to anyone that places an order before 1159pm PST tonight (10/10). Also look out for new xanax coming out soon!
10/6: I do not ship to Australia. Also, I can only accept Btc at this time. Any messages about either of these subjects will be ignored.

Escrow/fe
As of right now, anyone with less than 4 feedback will be required to finalize before their order is sent. Please do not place an order over $300, please also contact me via pm before placing your order so we can chat.
If you are a buyer with more than 4 feedback, you may place an order for any amount you wish. You may remain in escrow, however, if you choose to finalize, you will receive 10% extra weight. Please indicate that you will finalize in the address box.
Allowing a package to autofinalize for any reason will be cause for me to seriously think about doing business with you in the future. Please finalize your orders within 24 hours of the arrival of your package.
Any order that is confirmed delivered and escrow has not been released within 72 hours will have their username added to the "naughty list" that will go on the bottom of my profile page. They must message me before placing another order, as the terms may have changed.

Countries I Currently Ship to:
United States
Canada
European countries
(only within the euro zone, NOT Baltic countries)
NO SHIPPING TO AUSTRALIA

Shipping

As of right now, there will only be 2 kinds of domestic shipping for any item in my store, USPS Priority and Express. These options will be tracked; the tracking number will only be released to SM admins in the event of a package not making it. This is done in order to protect my location. The package will always have printed labels with a return address of an actual person or business. It will blend in very well with normal mail and will not arise suspicion.

Priority ($9): stealth packaging, it will be unclear what the item is, even if the package is opened. The package will not smell. Typical processing time is 24-48 hours, typical shipping time is 2-3 business days.
Express ($28): stealth packaging, it will be unclear what the item is, even if the package is opened. The package will not smell. Typical processing time is 12-24 hours, typical shipping time is 1 business day.

International, which includes any country that is NOT the United States:
International Priority ($31) Includes stealth packaging, mbb's, and a very clever disguise ;) This will go out priority, and should arrive within 6-10 business days. Any order that doesn't make it is entitled to a free reship or a 50% refund. These will have tracking on them, and must be signed for.
International Express ($61) Includes stealth packaging, mbb's, and a very clever disguise ;) This will go out express, and should arrive within 3-5 business days. Any order that doesn't make it is entitled to a free reship to a clean address or a 50% refund. These will have tracking on them, and must be signed for.

A note about shipping frequencies and cutoff times:
Priority will go out only monday, wednesday, and friday. Express will still go out 6 days a week. Please get your priority orders in by 11:59pm PST the day before they ship, and for express orders, in by 6am PST to ship same day.

Refunds
Refunds will be given only on a case by case basis (up to my sole discretion). I will do everything in my power to get the product to you both on time, and accurately portrayed. Since I will have the tracking #, it will be very easily to see whether the package is delivered or not.

Refunds will NOT be given for the following reason:
-Package is undeliverable due to addressee not being registered to the address
-Undeliverable address (one that doesn’t exist)
-Someone stealing your package after it is marked delivered
-Product is "not to your taste"
-Product miraculously contains none of the active ingredient, despite reagent or chemical testing showing otherwise (if you claim this, you will not receive a refund)

Addresses
Addresses should be formatted in the following way:

Firstname Lastname
123 USA Ln Apt 2
Wherever, PA
18010

or

Firstname Lastname
123 USA Ln
Wherever, PA 18010

Notice the lack of periods, and only one comma, by the state. This simply helps your package blend better with the other mail, and more likely to arrive to in a safe and expeditious manner. Fake names will not be tolerated. Abbreviations, initials, nicknames, pet names, or leaving out a name may be grounds for your order to be delayed/cancelled.

For international packages, please format them in the accepted postal standard for your country, found by accessing your local postal systems website.

Discounts/Sales/Bonuses
FE special! For any returning customer or new buyer (with more than 4 feedback on profile) that chooses to FE, you will receive 10% extra weight, added to your order. This does NOT apply to new buyers (with less than 4 feedback) as they are required to FE in order for their item to ship.

Naughty Buyers List: For those who cannot be reasonable
Username...................................Reason on List

Negative feedback:
erudite1.....1g Rocket Fuel.....
Customer was threatening me from the beginning of the transaction. I treat everyone with the same respect that I would like to receive from a seller. According to this customer, the product doesnt contain "any" or "very little" of the active ingredient, despite chemical testing showing otherwise. My products are tested for your information, I dont alter any products I have, and seek out only the best that I can obtain. Cutting it would make all my efforts in vain. No refund was issued due to this reason not being sufficient to warrant a refund.

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vendor feedback

rating feedback item freshness
5 of 5 A+ item today
5 of 5 Alright Giraffe, I'll finalize early in good faith, I expect to be Higher than a Giraffe's Ass- ASAP! THanks. item today
5 of 5 FE For trusted best vendor! A++++ customer for life here! item today
5 of 5 FUCKING AWESOME! FAST!!!! 10/5. Quality is up there with the best. LOVE this vendor. item today
5 of 5 Fast delivery. Molly was good but the peak seemed shorter than average. item today
5 of 5 FE'd on Saturday, arrived Monday - great stealth, product, prices, and communication. The same GG you've come to know and love is still delivering quality products with a professional approach not only in sales, but customer service as well. I will be back again and again. item 1 day
5 of 5 Fast shipping and Still Rolling item 1 day
5 of 5 Great Seller, Great Products item 1 day
5 of 5 AMAZING! again. =) bout to put in another order for another 8ball.... u have any idea how much money i make!?!?!? item 1 day
5 of 5 great product fast delivery sorry for late feedback item 1 day
5 of 5 Great Stuff! Great Vendor! Will continue my business!!! A+++++ item 2 days
5 of 5 geoeffery is great just professional as can be never had a problem smartest giraffe i have ever seen item 2 days
5 of 5 Excellent Product!! Excellent Vendor!! I FE'd and he delivered as promised on time. A+++++ item 2 days
5 of 5 I don't think I've ever had a package on SR arrive so quickly. Quality is top notch and the price is unbeatable. This is what we called smart man's cocaine. Returning again soon. item 3 days
5 of 5 Fast, reliable and top notch product. Thanks GG!!! item 3 days
5 of 5 Quality product. Fast shipping.Trusted vendor. item 4 days
5 of 5 Super fast delivery. Kept me updated on my order. Awesome product with excellent stealth. A trusted A++ vendor. I will be returning customer. item 4 days
5 of 5 GG is the model vendor. he processes orders FAST, always makes sure the order is heavy (yeah!), and always makes sure the product is of high quality. how r his comms? I dont know bc I never had to contact him, everything is always perfect so why write hiM item 4 days
5 of 5 As consistent as gravity. A+ item 4 days
5 of 5 good vendor item 4 days
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