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Discussion => Newbie discussion => Topic started by: DonCoyote on January 18, 2013, 03:18 am

Title: Yo MAMA... your best 'Yo Mama' take-downs!
Post by: DonCoyote on January 18, 2013, 03:18 am
I'll start you off...

Yo mama, so stoopid ~
                             when the weatherman said it was chilly outside...

She took a bowl with her   :o

Anybody?
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Post by: OceansNinetyNine on January 18, 2013, 03:21 am
Yo Mama got one big titty and one little titty... They call her Biggie Smalls.
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Post by: DonCoyote on January 18, 2013, 03:32 am
Yo mama is so fat...
             that she looks like she’s smuggling a Volkswagen.
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Post by: DonCoyote on January 18, 2013, 03:33 am
Yo mama so stupid she put a piece of paper on the television
                                                                               and called it paper view
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Post by: bestalignment on January 18, 2013, 03:36 am
 read http://www.thedea.org/neurotoxicity.html to learn how not to harm yourself when using mdma
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Post by: DonCoyote on January 18, 2013, 03:37 am
Yo mama so stupid
                      she took a umbrella to see Purple Rain.
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Post by: FramedAgain2222 on January 18, 2013, 03:41 am
And here I thought she was really the purple rainman.... definitely purple rainman, definitely.
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Post by: John F Kennedy on January 18, 2013, 04:05 am
good idea, reminds me of when I was a kid again. I used to do these with my friends.

Your mama's so fat that every time she goes in the ocean the tide comes in.
Title: Re: Yo MAMA... your best 'Yo Mama' take-downs!
Post by: DonCoyote on January 18, 2013, 04:13 am
good idea, reminds me of when I was a kid again. I used to do these with my friends.

Your mama's so fat that every time she goes in the ocean the tide comes in.
TY and good one, when the tide comes in...

Yo mama is so fat...
                    that she has to put her belt on
                                                            with a boomerang
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Post by: koanresponse on January 18, 2013, 04:59 am
yo mamma so stupid she can't PGP
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Post by: DonCoyote on January 18, 2013, 05:02 am
yo mamma so stupid she can't PGP
Hehe... yo mamma so stupid she can't PGP
Yo mama so stupid she cant Publish Good Posts (PGP) boom boom
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Post by: spacyschiz on January 18, 2013, 05:06 am
Yo mama so fat she has a high risk of cardiovascular disease and she should see a medical professional before it gets out of hand.

BOOM
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Post by: UK Stealth on February 03, 2013, 09:56 pm
Kewl Idea. I would go for it.
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Post by: nickthird on February 03, 2013, 10:32 pm
Your mom's so smart her thesis adviser for a PhD in democracy in was Kim Jong Un.
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Post by: Slartybartfast on February 04, 2013, 12:01 am
Yo mama is so fat, that when she sits around the house, she sits AROUND the house...
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Post by: Slartybartfast on February 04, 2013, 12:08 am
Yo mamas so fat, she's got a peg-leg with a kick stand...
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Post by: swedishmob on February 04, 2013, 02:15 am
Your mama so hairy that she has afros on her nipples
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Post by: DrugBuddy on February 04, 2013, 02:29 am
Yo mama's so fat, the last time she plugged ecstasy several people died.
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Post by: RuskinCutlas on February 04, 2013, 02:39 am
Yo mama is so fat she wears a vcr for a pager. (both dated and not in use anymore)
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Post by: RuskinCutlas on February 04, 2013, 02:43 am
Yo mama is so fat she has her own postal code.
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Post by: example76 on February 04, 2013, 11:45 pm
Yo MAMA... is dead. I killed her 10 minutes ago   :o