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Discussion => Newbie discussion => Topic started by: limmmm on January 17, 2013, 01:23 am

Title: ERRRR whats this going on about??????????
Post by: limmmm on January 17, 2013, 01:23 am
... and low the unbelievers did partaketh of the mephedrone and they did rejoice,
and they madeth images of their god limetless out of gold to praise him,
limetless was pleased and bestowed more mephedrone onto the unbelievers,
and low the unbelievers rejoice because they believed it to be mana from heaven,
but they were wrong...

for mephedrone was a chemical of research and not a true drug of the lord,
for the lord maketh all things good... and mephedrone was not one of them,
for the unbelievers were simple men, weak of character and poisoned of heart,
and they did not know good from bad, or good drugs from bad ones...
and this made the lord sad...

and apon seeing the false idol of the limeted one the lord cameth down from on high,
and he spoke onto limetless and said...
too long have you walked this earth like it is your own, and too long have you spoketh
hatred and clever put'th down'ths, too long have you grown wealthy and lorded it overth your fellow man,
for once I love'th you o limeted one and saw you as a son,
I gaveth you dominion over my road, to sheepard the travelers apon it,
but you forgot, I am the true lord of the road...
 and you shall know my name'th DPR,
WHEN I LAY MY VENGEANCE APON THEE!

and low DPR did smote the limeted one, and removed all powers of administration from him,
but the lord was forgiveful of the unbelievers and said...
I gaveth this road of silk onto thee for all to enjoy,
feel free now to talk'th again of revolution and ideas of love and kindness,
because never again shall you here the cold and frosted tones of some limey,
whose head had grown to biggth on his own success that he'd forgot the true meaning of my road,
for only his greed was limetless, but I DPR shall not regard you as cash cows to be milk'thed for thee bitcoins,

and low, a new day dawned over the road,
and the people rejoiced,
 :D
Title: Re: ERRRR whats this going on about??????????
Post by: Bitch Nigger on January 17, 2013, 01:31 am
Gay
Title: Re: ERRRR whats this going on about??????????
Post by: northsouth on January 17, 2013, 01:44 am
Gay

u mad bro?
Title: Re: ERRRR whats this going on about??????????
Post by: BlueberryBANG on January 17, 2013, 02:31 am
Yepppp.. god i hate this... gotta post just complete shit to get my postcount up now...
Title: Re: ERRRR whats this going on about??????????
Post by: gingerballs on January 17, 2013, 02:35 am
would have been nice to get an automated PM so i could know what's going on. there are probably some other people who have no idea why they can't post (like me)
Title: Re: ERRRR whats this going on about??????????
Post by: BlueberryBANG on January 17, 2013, 02:39 am
Owell, i guess they just don't a shit about newbz ;p. Plus that probably woulda been too much effort for them to click a few extra buttons
Title: Re: ERRRR whats this going on about??????????
Post by: sirius on January 17, 2013, 03:43 am
I think I may actually always live with the pressing guilt of knowing that my future forum account will have been birthed at the unholy hands of my erstatz spamming skills back in the noob forums...
Title: Re: ERRRR whats this going on about??????????
Post by: homer2006 on January 17, 2013, 03:47 am
I think the Mayans predicted this
Title: Re: ERRRR whats this going on about??????????
Post by: sirius on January 17, 2013, 04:12 am
Were the Mayans predicting post restrictions or an epic poem of the fall of limitless?
Title: Re: ERRRR whats this going on about??????????
Post by: Bitch Nigger on January 17, 2013, 04:15 am
Gay

u mad bro?

u a multiple cock sucking fag?
Title: Re: ERRRR whats this going on about??????????
Post by: dreams189 on January 17, 2013, 04:17 am
spam spam spam spam spam  ::) ::) ::) ::)  it so ironic you need to get out of spam prison by spamming!!!!!
Title: Re: ERRRR whats this going on about??????????
Post by: BarryBarron on January 17, 2013, 04:19 am
spam spam spam spam spam  ::) ::) ::) ::)  it so ironic you need to get out of spam prison by spamming!!!!!

unintended consequences or what  :o
Title: Re: ERRRR whats this going on about??????????
Post by: sirius on January 17, 2013, 04:24 am
Sounds to me like they intended to fill this board with spam.. I'll have to keep on helping them achieve that goal  ::)
Title: Re: ERRRR whats this going on about??????????
Post by: financeguy on January 17, 2013, 04:29 am
Hmmm
Title: Re: ERRRR whats this going on about??????????
Post by: dreams189 on January 17, 2013, 04:30 am
Some of these posts are quite humorous
Title: Re: ERRRR whats this going on about??????????
Post by: Limetless on January 17, 2013, 04:45 am
Were the Mayans predicting post restrictions or an epic poem of the fall of limitless?

The Mayans we're wrong about the world ending, post restrictions and they will certainly be wrong about the fall of Limetless. Issues are being fixed.

But to be fair this poem was quite funny, so well done on creativity. :)
Title: Re: ERRRR whats this going on about??????????
Post by: financeguy on January 17, 2013, 04:47 am
the problem is this Noob forum will be filled with shit just to get posts up or piss off people who genuinely want to contribute.
Title: Re: ERRRR whats this going on about??????????
Post by: sirius on January 17, 2013, 04:55 am
It's all good lim, the mayans were assholes.. And to financeguy, Hmmm...
Title: Re: ERRRR whats this going on about??????????
Post by: dreams189 on January 17, 2013, 04:57 am
All of the legit forum members are coming in to watch the circus ... WOOF MEOW RAWR BUZZZZZZZZ >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( :o :o :o :o :o
Title: Re: ERRRR whats this going on about??????????
Post by: CincoBros on January 17, 2013, 05:38 am
Yeah, I'm totally not feeling this. Just wrote the third review for my third transaction, and found that I couldn't post it. It was a juicy one, too, re: some Agent Orange Outdoor currently for sale. But Alas! I was silenced. Wasting my time.  Anyway, I'm not willing to play games to become allowed to post reviews in the main review thread for a vendor, nor do I aspire to move out of the "below 50" ghetto. I'm just looking to review purchases to improve the quality of information available to other buyers. I'm 100% positive that I'd be a member for over a year, with transactions totaling well over BTC50 before I would exceed 50 posts. The number is arbitrary, and punishes certain types of forum users (apparently, the ones focused directly on the business by discussing individual transactions they've made).  As a buyer, I now know that others just like me whose purchases per day avg. is equal to their posts per day average won't be sharing their experiences in the "rumor mill" forum until they've made 50 or more transactions motivating them to post a review.  In a sub-forum.

I do urge everyone to consider the practical implications of this change, to better mitigate any challenges it might present for everyday consumers.

Things like reports of selective scamming, which new customers are vulnerable to, should be reported in the appropriate areas on the main forum, if only to maintain the integrity of the data!
Possibly a consumer guru like Uniwiz can work with us on that, if things are organized in a manner that makes it convenient for others to obtain this information without wading through b.s. (which has now been encouraged, mind you, meaning constructive information gets buried).




Title: Re: ERRRR whats this going on about??????????
Post by: galacticnomad on January 17, 2013, 05:44 am
Yeah, I'm totally not feeling this. Just wrote the third review for my third transaction, and found that I couldn't post it. It was a juicy one, too, re: some Agent Orange Outdoor currently for sale. But Alas! I was silenced. Wasting my time.  Anyway, I'm not willing to play games to become allowed to post reviews in the main review thread for a vendor, nor do I aspire to move out of the "below 50" ghetto. I'm just looking to review purchases to improve the quality of information available to other buyers. I'm 100% positive that I'd be a member for over a year, with transactions totaling well over BTC50 before I would exceed 50 posts. The number is arbitrary, and punishes certain types of forum users (apparently, the ones focused directly on the business by discussing individual transactions they've made).  As a buyer, I now know that others just like me whose purchases per day avg. is equal to their posts per day average won't be sharing their experiences in the "rumor mill" forum until they've made 50 or more transactions motivating them to post a review.  In a sub-forum.

I do urge everyone to consider the practical implications of this change, to better mitigate any challenges it might present for everyday consumers.
Only staff have any say in the matter. I don't think there is a single non-staff member who doesn't agree that these changes are a bad thing for Silk Road.

There must be a better solution than minimum post counts before people can be helpful to the forum community!
Title: Re: ERRRR whats this going on about??????????
Post by: Shadowknight890 on January 17, 2013, 05:52 am
Yeah, I'm totally not feeling this. Just wrote the third review for my third transaction, and found that I couldn't post it. It was a juicy one, too, re: some Agent Orange Outdoor currently for sale. But Alas! I was silenced. Wasting my time.  Anyway, I'm not willing to play games to become allowed to post reviews in the main review thread for a vendor, nor do I aspire to move out of the "below 50" ghetto. I'm just looking to review purchases to improve the quality of information available to other buyers. I'm 100% positive that I'd be a member for over a year, with transactions totaling well over BTC50 before I would exceed 50 posts. The number is arbitrary, and punishes certain types of forum users (apparently, the ones focused directly on the business by discussing individual transactions they've made).  As a buyer, I now know that others just like me whose purchases per day avg. is equal to their posts per day average won't be sharing their experiences in the "rumor mill" forum until they've made 50 or more transactions motivating them to post a review.  In a sub-forum.

I do urge everyone to consider the practical implications of this change, to better mitigate any challenges it might present for everyday consumers.

Things like reports of selective scamming, which new customers are vulnerable to, should be reported in the appropriate areas on the main forum, if only to maintain the integrity of the data!
Possibly a consumer guru like Uniwiz can work with us on that, if things are organized in a manner that makes it convenient for others to obtain this information without wading through b.s. (which has now been encouraged, mind you, meaning constructive information gets buried).

You can ask an experienced member to post your report for you, that's what I was gonna do but I'm already close to 50 posts.
Title: Re: ERRRR whats this going on about??????????
Post by: jones21 on January 19, 2013, 06:27 am
-uhmmm--it did trip me out when i could not post my reviews--but whatever the boss wants to do, he/she gets to do--i'm just along for the strange long ride--
Title: Re: ERRRR whats this going on about??????????
Post by: PathSeeker on January 19, 2013, 06:35 am
werd
Title: Re: ERRRR whats this going on about??????????
Post by: mumbojumbo47895 on January 19, 2013, 06:54 am
oh shit
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