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Discussion => Off topic => Topic started by: Stonedstupor on January 09, 2013, 06:22 am
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So i got a drug test coming up Friday for probation. And i'm going to start off saying dont say "just stop smoking dude, it can be fun!". i'm not here for rehab here for hopefully people who have been in my position before.
So i just got my whizzinator in the mail, and wondering if the drug test can detect the synthetic urine that came with it?
If so, how would i preserve someones clean piss to be used, say, 2 days later?
Any help would be appreciated. :O
Also i've looked around on clearnet and see many mixed reviews. figured i'd come here
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The first time I was on probation, I was drug tested regularly and I know that my P.O. used a drug panel cup. If your P.O. uses any kind of panel drug test, dip sticks, ect. then the synthetic urine should be perfectly fine. The only way they can tell that it's fake(and i don't even know if they really can or not) is if they send it off to a lab for testing.
Urine doesn't have to be kept in any specific condition that I'm aware of to remain useable. Keep it in a zip-lock bag, a water bottle, whatever you want as long as it won't spill.
Just make sure that nomatter what you use(someone elses urine or the synthetic urine) you keep it VERY warm when you go to use it. Most drug testing cups have a black sticker on the side that will detect the temperature of the specimen, and if it's not warm enough (or too warm) it's going to look very bad and will probably get you in alot of trouble, or at the very least, re-tested.
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For me, everytime i went to my PO and was tested i was watched, but i didnt have a whizzinator and actually pissed dirty on my first drug screen. I drank the quickflush drink and thought i was gonna be ok.... fucking drinks... but anyway,
After i pissed dirty i had to go to drug treatment and was piss tested once a week. They didnt watch me though and i was able to bring in clean piss with me weekly to pour ever so easily into my pee cup and hand in to the woman at the desk.
This was back in the day before the thermo strip on the side of the cup. I think you'll be all set with the whizzinator. Good luck.
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I've always found that consuming an entire bottle of acai berry extract pills usually clears the ole system right out and has better results than the drinks. Plus it's quite healthy.
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an entire bottle? is that stuff water soluble?
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doesnt the visine bottle make a loud noise as the piss comes out?
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If you are using synthetic urine I would advise buying the latest version of QuickFix and nothing else. Otherwise get someone elses clean urine and freeze it.
QuickFix urine is identical to human urine and cannot be distinguished even in a lab environment with todays testing standards. I have used before on several occasions.
Be a little careful about Visine bottle because Visine is something people sometimes use to mask drugs in urine and so they test for Visine and would see it in a lab. I suppose if you clean it out well enough and dry it it could do...
Since you already have the whizzinator you have that part figured out though.
They often include free samples of synthetic urine with the pack but I wouldnt trust anything other an QuickFix personally.
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Gelatine works at least with the cheap tests you can buy at the pharmacy
Here is how you do it 4 hours before the test dissolve a pack of easy jello or something like that in a a liter of water and drink wait 2 hours then repeat and then one hour before the test drink one liter of pure water.
This works because the body will get rid of the gelatine trough the urine and because of that all other stuff your body tries to get rid of get's rerouted to get sent out of number two .
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Gelatine works at least with the cheap tests you can buy at the pharmacy
Here is how you do it 4 hours before the test dissolve a pack of easy jello or something like that in a a liter of water and drink wait 2 hours then repeat and then one hour before the test drink one liter of pure water.
This works because the body will get rid of the gelatine trough the urine and because of that all other stuff your body tries to get rid of get's rerouted to get sent out of number two .
While this may work in certain circumstances, I would never recommend to anyone trying to ingest anything to fake these tests.
I had to be drug tested monthly for a year after a DUI in college. The drinks they sell and all sorts of other advice like this is really hit and miss. Twice I failed because of these. One time I had a tester with me and made up some retarded excuse about not being able to pee once I saw I was going to fail. The other time I actually got marked as a failure but somehow got the place to let me retest again the next day. There are so many variables in the body that impact the ability for this type of solutions to work. I would never risk it again.
Quick fix or find real piss from someone else. Those are the only ways to go IMO.
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an entire bottle? is that stuff water soluble?
Yes the entire bottle of 100. I'll eat the bottle throughout the day, along with a few occasional multivitamins and a shit load of water. The pills I eat are gelatin based, not sure if they're water soluble.
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interesting. Keep in mind that you CAN OD on vitamins. not vitamin C obviously as its water soluble, but many others like zinc you definitely can. :D
Good luck OP.
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Could you get a friend to piss for you and use the clean urine in the Whizzinator?
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I heard of a story where athletes will put a catheder up their wee wee and pour into their bladder fresh clean pee.
Apparently it works for both male and female.
Put a catheter up your pee hole with a funnel and pour in fresh clean urine.
Haha nah i'm good i'd rather quick smokin. but yeah friday has come and gone and they didn't test me for first visit. I was ready though ha had that bitch strapped up! The reservoir bag under my armpit got pretty damn warm sitting there filling out questionnaires. But they seem laid back and a buddy of mine who had same P.O. said he doesn't look at me, just asks to crack the door. Thinking the whizzinator might be over doing it ha oh well. Thanks all
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So i got a drug test coming up Friday for probation. And i'm going to start off saying dont say "just stop smoking dude, it can be fun!". i'm not here for rehab here for hopefully people who have been in my position before.
So i just got my whizzinator in the mail, and wondering if the drug test can detect the synthetic urine that came with it?
If so, how would i preserve someones clean piss to be used, say, 2 days later?
Any help would be appreciated. :O
Also i've looked around on clearnet and see many mixed reviews. figured i'd come here
Most people learn how to pass a drug test before they learn how to ship drugs to their home.
You have a lot to learn.
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So i got a drug test coming up Friday for probation. And i'm going to start off saying dont say "just stop smoking dude, it can be fun!". i'm not here for rehab here for hopefully people who have been in my position before.
So i just got my whizzinator in the mail, and wondering if the drug test can detect the synthetic urine that came with it?
If so, how would i preserve someones clean piss to be used, say, 2 days later?
Any help would be appreciated. :O
Also i've looked around on clearnet and see many mixed reviews. figured i'd come here
Most people learn how to pass a drug test before they learn how to ship drugs to their home.
You have a lot to learn.
Great first post dicklick. And i've never been in trouble to where i had to take piss tests. It was only a misdemeanor possession charge, but still gotta pee in a cup. Usually dont ride dirty but they got me this time. Live and you learn.
And just because you got in trouble before you started doing this doesn't mean you know more than me. Go on somewhere else tryin to get that post count up.
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Could you get a friend to piss for you and use the clean urine in the Whizzinator?
And yeah i did that. Don't see how it won't work.
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So i got a drug test coming up Friday for probation. And i'm going to start off saying dont say "just stop smoking dude, it can be fun!". i'm not here for rehab here for hopefully people who have been in my position before.
So i just got my whizzinator in the mail, and wondering if the drug test can detect the synthetic urine that came with it?
If so, how would i preserve someones clean piss to be used, say, 2 days later?
Any help would be appreciated. :O
Also i've looked around on clearnet and see many mixed reviews. figured i'd come here
Most people learn how to pass a drug test before they learn how to ship drugs to their home.
You have a lot to learn.
Great first post dicklick. And i've never been in trouble to where i had to take piss tests. It was only a misdemeanor possession charge, but still gotta pee in a cup. Usually dont ride dirty but they got me this time. Live and you learn.
And just because you got in trouble before you started doing this doesn't mean you know more than me. Go on somewhere else tryin to get that post count up.
No need to take offense, bro.
I was just saying.
Like you said, Live and you learn.
You learned how to pass a piss test today.
We all learn something new everyday.
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Well thanks for your input buddy. greatly appreciated ???
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Could you get a friend to piss for you and use the clean urine in the Whizzinator?
And yeah i did that. Don't see how it won't work.
If you likely have more of these coming up I still highly recommend having a bottle of quick fix on hand at e at all times. Friends urine can go bad and might not always be readily available at a moments notice.
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My friend is in the union and he said he is subject to random drug tests. From his research, apparently some drug testers got smart and now they check the temperature of the urine to be 97.8 (I believe) degrees Fahrenheit, matching the human body temperature. I'm not completely sure if this is correct, but it's food for thought.
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My friend is in the union and he said he is subject to random drug tests. From his research, apparently some drug testers got smart and now they check the temperature of the urine to be 97.8 (I believe) degrees Fahrenheit, matching the human body temperature. I'm not completely sure if this is correct, but it's food for thought.
They have checked temperature for years but there is a much wider range that is acceptable. Whizzinator I am sure comes with the hand warmers to use for keeping it warm.
This is one of the main reasons that I prefer synthetic urine. You have to heat it up before use and its a lot less gross to microwave a bottle of water and chemicals than someone elses real piss.
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Glad to hear that everything went alright and wish you the best of luck with your legal situation in the future. Just wanted to say that I saw an earlier post suggesting the QuickFix synthetic urine and I recommend it too if you're going to go that route, I can tell you from experience that it does work.