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Market => Product offers => Topic started by: TheExpandingUniverse on January 09, 2013, 07:19 am

Title: NEW MARIJUANA VENDOR! CHECK ME OUT!
Post by: TheExpandingUniverse on January 09, 2013, 07:19 am
HELLO!!! I'm TheExpandingUniverse here on the forum and on SR! I'm a new marijuana vendor and I just wanted to start getting my name out here! WUSUP!  8)  Nothing but good vibes! I have Pink Kush, Pineapple Kush, Sour Diesel, and Bloo Goo right now! Fantastic prices too!!! Super-duper fast shipping!!! Best herb around foooshizzle!!!

Tonight I'm working on getting a few free samples posted and ready to release! I'll let you guys know! Reply if you're interested and have a few SR purchases under your belt! Rock on!

Here's my SR vendor Page:  http://silkroadvb5piz3r.onion/silkroad/user/6141c0e7c1

CHECK ME OUT!
Title: Re: NEW MARIJUANA VENDOR! CHECK ME OUT!
Post by: jfots8620 on January 09, 2013, 07:47 am
have 5 pending orders out that will all be fe'd as soon as marked shipped. would love free sample. jfots8620 is sr username. will pay for postage  of course
Title: Re: NEW MARIJUANA VENDOR! CHECK ME OUT!
Post by: TheExpandingUniverse on January 09, 2013, 08:54 am
Hell yeah! Well hey as soon as you get at least 2 purchases completed on SR hit me up! If I have any more samples I'll definitely send you one!

Be sure to check out my SR vendor page! : http://silkroadvb5piz3r.onion/silkroad/user/6141c0e7c1
Title: Re: NEW MARIJUANA VENDOR! CHECK ME OUT!
Post by: freshmine on January 09, 2013, 09:34 am
hey if theres any samples left i'd love to try some

Total transactions: 4
Total spent: ฿18.75
Refund rate: 0%
Auto-finalize rate: 0%
Member for: 3 months
Title: Re: NEW MARIJUANA VENDOR! CHECK ME OUT!
Post by: Boonanny on January 09, 2013, 02:38 pm
Welcome!  Looks good - I'd love to get a sample of a strain or two and will post a detailed review of communications, shipping speed, stealth, packaging, and of course quality...

I'll shoot you a PM on SR.
Title: Re: NEW MARIJUANA VENDOR! CHECK ME OUT!
Post by: PrincessHIGH on January 09, 2013, 03:08 pm
Hello TheExpandingUniverse I wish you lots of success with your venture, are you a USA domestic vendor?
Title: Re: NEW MARIJUANA VENDOR! CHECK ME OUT!
Post by: wrestler04 on January 09, 2013, 04:39 pm
Hey do you think I could get a sample of the pink kush? I really like your prices so if its quality bud, ill definitely be a long term customer. Here are my stats:


Total transactions: 10
Total spent: ฿20.84
Refund rate: 0%
Auto-finalize rate: 0%
Member for: 11 months
Title: Re: NEW MARIJUANA VENDOR! CHECK ME OUT!
Post by: birdstheword on January 09, 2013, 05:05 pm
I'd be interested in a sample. This is my first post on SR forums. Never had a need to post yet, but I lurk religiously. My SR username is the same as this one. Hit me up if you're still down to do this and we'll talk.

My SR stats:

Total transactions: 7
Total spent: $248.79
Refund rate: 0%
Auto-finalize rate: 0%
Member for: 2 months
Title: Re: NEW MARIJUANA VENDOR! CHECK ME OUT!
Post by: metaphoe on January 09, 2013, 05:08 pm
pink kush ? awesommmmme ~

id love a sample. plus i can send you a real screen shot of the time and date of all my transactions.

and im on the FORUM for trusted reviewers under BLARGH RAWR list.
Title: Re: NEW MARIJUANA VENDOR! CHECK ME OUT!
Post by: inthedaytimewitha on January 09, 2013, 05:13 pm
would love to sample and review

my stats:
Total transactions: 100
Total spent: $5073.27
Refund rate: 0.26%
Auto-finalize rate: 0%
Member for: 8 months
Title: Re: NEW MARIJUANA VENDOR! CHECK ME OUT!
Post by: AcrylicArt on January 09, 2013, 05:24 pm
I'd love to get in on a sample.  :D
Title: Re: NEW MARIJUANA VENDOR! CHECK ME OUT!
Post by: bho4ever on January 09, 2013, 11:34 pm
Welcome aboard!! It's nice to see new weed vendors with great strains to choose from. became your fourth fan :D
Title: Re: NEW MARIJUANA VENDOR! CHECK ME OUT!
Post by: Gary Oak on January 10, 2013, 12:14 am
Those strains look and sound delicious! You can definitely count me down for a sample and review, I'll gladly pay for shipping if necessary. Pink Kush sounds extra yummy by the way, I've already reviewed some Sour Diesel from the road before too. ;)
Title: Re: NEW MARIJUANA VENDOR! CHECK ME OUT!
Post by: eworkjr on January 10, 2013, 12:15 am
hey i have like 15 transactions and about 170$ spent. could i possibly get a sample for feedback?
Title: Re: NEW MARIJUANA VENDOR! CHECK ME OUT!
Post by: ecstasydude on January 12, 2013, 06:45 pm
I gots 0.5grams of Pineapple Kush coming.

Will write a review when revieved.
Title: Re: NEW MARIJUANA VENDOR! CHECK ME OUT!
Post by: looksaround on January 13, 2013, 04:18 am
just picked up an 1/8th of pink kush from TEU and man is this shit stinky. ;D Stunk up my place as soon as I opened the package. Bud is dense, covered with trichs and small hairs, and well trimmed.  I was fucking baked 8) and floored after multiple pulls from the vape which is saying something for someone who smokes almost daily. A sweet hybrid strain that I would definitely check out, and the sweet taste of this kush goes well with a bag of skittles  I might add.  ;)
Title: Re: NEW MARIJUANA VENDOR! CHECK ME OUT!
Post by: norseman17 on January 13, 2013, 05:47 am
My sample of sour diesel was mailed out today, I'll review when received!
Title: Re: NEW MARIJUANA VENDOR! CHECK ME OUT!
Post by: TheExpandingUniverse on January 13, 2013, 10:27 pm
Yes many free samples were sent out. This soon will populate my vendor account with adequate feedback to allow anybody to feel good about buying my products. I only sell products that I myself are proud of, and indulge in. Considering how awesome SilkRoad and the SR staff are, I am happy to pay the SR fees out of my own pocket, therefore allowing my prices to remain at street level (very low).

PINEAPPLE KUSH: http://silkroadvb5piz3r.onion/silkroad/item/0190ec6024
PINK KUSH: http://silkroadvb5piz3r.onion/silkroad/item/7bc457e305
SOUR DIESEL: http://silkroadvb5piz3r.onion/silkroad/item/d453d22b9b
BLUE GOO: http://silkroadvb5piz3r.onion/silkroad/item/1b00cc4d93
PEANUTBUTTER KUSH COOKIES: http://silkroadvb5piz3r.onion/silkroad/item/60ccdbe2a6

MAIN VENDOR PAGE: http://silkroadvb5piz3r.onion/silkroad/user/6141c0e7c1

Right on everybody!!!! Thanks for checking me out!
Title: Re: NEW MARIJUANA VENDOR! CHECK ME OUT!
Post by: ramrugger on January 13, 2013, 11:34 pm
hi TEU - if you're still offering samples to experienced buyers, I'm a Reliable Reviewer and would be happy to write you up a review in exchange for a sample. either way, welcome to the Road! :)
Title: Re: NEW MARIJUANA VENDOR! CHECK ME OUT!
Post by: DankSources on January 17, 2013, 12:41 am
Got the sample will give my taste test review by tomorrow: smells delicious :)

Overall, I am very happy with this.
Nice buds, and taste.
Packaging was good, fine for the amount sent.
Communication was fine, didn't require much, but was polite.

My pleasure to deal with.
Title: Re: NEW MARIJUANA VENDOR! CHECK ME OUT!
Post by: drobro11 on January 17, 2013, 06:43 pm
I'm very interested!
Title: Re: NEW MARIJUANA VENDOR! CHECK ME OUT!
Post by: norseman17 on January 18, 2013, 02:51 am
I finally surpassed the 50 mark so I can post this review!

TheExpandingUniverse hooked me up with a sample of their sour diesel which was shipped Saturday and arrived Thursday (today). 

Shipping/Packaging:  Shipping took about two days longer than other vendors I've received from recently but was top notch in quality.  The package was inside several layers of packaging, vacuum seal, heat seal, and mylar lining, you couldn't ask for better packaging!

Looks/Smell:  The bud came in two nugs and for a .5 g sample it weighed in at just over .64 g.  The smell was overwhelming even for this small amount as soon as I opened the bag.  There were aromas of super sour lemons and that gasoline like smell you always get with good sour d!  Both nugs were covered in trichomes and sticky as fuck!

Smoke/Taste:  Smoke is typical of a very high grade cannabis with a high thc content.  There's a very sharp feeling in the lungs when you take a deep rip from the bong but the taste of the smoke of pleasant and lemony. 

High:  Intense high that hits you quick and lasts all afternoon, I'll definitely be buying from TEU again soon!  I want to try their pineapple!
Title: Re: NEW MARIJUANA VENDOR! CHECK ME OUT!
Post by: ecstasydude on January 18, 2013, 08:49 pm
Review for  weed strain called "Pineapple Kush"


Shipping-5/5--------- Shipping took five days total. Ordered on Saturday. Mailed on Saturday. Received product on Thursday.

Communication-5/5--------- She answers all questions. Responds to to PM's in few hours. Very nice and professional vendor.

Packaging- 5/5--------- Super Good Packaging. Product is in a Vacuumed sealed bag. And inside Vacuumed sealed Mylar bag. Very Professional packaging!

Product Charecteristics-5/5--------- Super Amazing Good looking bud. Looks Top Quality. Completely covered in trichomes, filled, very sugary...Nice colors, orange hairs, dense, and perfectly trimmed. Very good bud.
Smell is Fantastic! It smell like Oranges/Lemon Bam! As soon as you open the bag, it hits you with a Fruit Loops smell...Looks like some Medicinal Quality Bud.

Product Quality-5/5---------Crumbles apart very nice. Its taste is very nice, and clean. Has a Fruit loops taste. Lungs get ripped when hitting the weed, and huge hits.
High: It has a Up lifting High, and is very calm head high, and is very enjoyable.

This is Amazing Bud, Top Quality AAA+++
Medicinal Quality Bud.

5/5---Great vendor!
Will definitely buy again!

Thanks! TheExpandingUniverse!

Welcome to SilkRoad!
Title: Re: NEW MARIJUANA VENDOR! CHECK ME OUT!
Post by: Boonanny on January 18, 2013, 09:53 pm
Thanks for the sample TEU, sorry for the delay - finally got through the 50 post requirement so I can post again...

Okay - here is my initial review of the Pineapple Kush sent by The Expanding Universe.

Communications -
Great, both forum and PM communications were fast and good.

Shipping -
Fast - package arrived in 3 days, so 'in transit' really means in transit.

Packaging -
Really impressive packaging! This was a nice surprise. Without revealing too much I can say that this was among the best weed packaging I've seen on SR so far.  The outer package was well done and inconspicuous. Large font printed labels for recipient and return address.   Inside was a very well done packaging scheme that had good visual stealth, good xray stealth, good squeeze/shake stealth (Shaking the package would give indication that it was something else entirely.) Multiple sealed layers, and good protection against compacting/crushing the bud.

NO smell from outer layer, no smell from second layer.  Before even opening the 3rd layer though, the smell was strong! Really powerful smell - this is some yummy musky + citrusy stuff.

Product -
Again, smells incredible.  Nice sized nug, Nice tight trim job, really dense bug with a pretty frosty looking with a lot of dark green and heavy covering of orange in there.  Very sticky stuff, but well cured. Just putting a finger in the bag to poke at it, my finger came out all sticky and smelly. Mmmm. :)

I haven't had a chance to smoke or vape any of it yet, but will come back and update when I do.  I can already tell you that this stuff is dank as hell though.  I'll definitely be back!!

EDIT:  Had to come update about TEU's Pineapple Kush - this was the centerpiece to a wonderful smoke session last night with some close friends.  Loaded up a medium sized bowl in my bong and the cure was just right - broke up nicely and burned and cherried really nicely.  Delicious citrussy smell and nice exhale.  Big thick milkshake hits too.  This was a fast creeper - you could feel the onset even as you were exhaling, but then it just kept creeping up in the body and the head.  Really nice high, very social and giggly and just enough body buzz to make you feel good but no couch lock or sleepy factor really at all.  Had a fantastic night with friends and an even more fantastic night with my wife after the party broke up, all thanks to this Pineapple Kush from The Expanding Universe. 

Looks like they just got a big new stock of this stuff too - time to fire up some BTC.  :)

So, overall - 5/5 - you can be very confident in packaging, shipping, communications, and quality product with The Expanding Universe.  Overall fantastic experience and a welcome new SR Weed Vendor. Will be back!
Title: Re: NEW MARIJUANA VENDOR! CHECK ME OUT!
Post by: Boonanny on February 09, 2013, 06:19 pm
*BuMp* a slightly old thread to update my review above... TEU has some really quality product you guys.  I'll try not to come back and brag every time I hit this kush, but it is good stuff!