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Title: SALE Swazibudbud888 - Freebies = Discounts 25% even!!
Post by: AfricanBushDoctor on January 06, 2013, 02:21 pm
Happy New Year 2013 for all!



   *Buy  1oz Swazi Rooibaard...  get 5g Swazi Gold Kief/Pollum  FREE
   *Buy  4oz Swazi Rooibaard...  get 1oz Swazi Rooibaard  FREE
   *Buy 2 x 5g Swazi Gold Kief/Pollum...  get 5g Swazi Gold Kief/Pollum  FREE

http://silkroadvb5piz3r.onion/silkroad/user/98cb0077f3

All T&C apply.

New buyers with no stats must mail us to arrange terms.

best regards

African Bush Doctor

**PS. If you bump up this thread with a great joke or a funny comment and other people like it,
we will seriously consider you for a free 5g Swazi Gold Kief/Pollum. We are the generous types but please
no butt-kissing, fawning-parasites... just fun stuff for free stuff.
Title: Re: SALE Swazibudbud888 - Freebies = Discounts 25% even!!
Post by: AfricanBushDoctor on January 07, 2013, 09:47 am
Hello,

Just edited the thread and added some incentive so as to spread the good news.
Our sale is the best because our prices are already ridiculously low, getting 30% off
on a 1oz by receiving a FREE 5g Swazi Gold Kief/Pollum... What a deal!
Save 25% on a 4oz by receiving a FREE 1oz Swazi Red...
Buy 2 x 5g Swazi Gold Kief/Pollum and get 5g FREE!!

If you bump up our thread with a good joke and others enjoy it... we will send you
a FREE 5g Swazi Gold Kief/Pollum

Best regards

African Bush Doctor
Title: Re: SALE Swazibudbud888 - Freebies = Discounts 25% even!!
Post by: greek on January 07, 2013, 10:31 am
lol my kid told me this the other day
what did the sea say to the beach?
nothing it just waved and kept on rollin lol
Title: Deadhead jokes
Post by: m0rpheu5 on January 07, 2013, 02:03 pm
Sup AfricanBushDoctor / swazibud the man

Got any love for deadhead jokes ? :o

Question : Why do deadheads swirl their arms when they dance?
Answer   : To keep the music out of their eyes.


and another one


How many deadheads does it take to screw in ..... no wait ?..... awww shit....... Dude I completely spaced, what were we talking about ?
Title: Re: SALE Swazibudbud888 - Freebies = Discounts 25% even!!
Post by: AfricanBushDoctor on January 08, 2013, 10:33 am
Thank you greek and m0rpheu5.

Your participation is what counts, the jokes were great too ;)

We will send you each a 5g Swazi Gold Pollum / Kief for your efforts.

Enjoy.

African Bush Doctor
Title: Re: SALE Swazibudbud888 - Freebies = Discounts 25% even!!
Post by: grdr on January 08, 2013, 01:19 pm
HELLO MAN, please answer can you get methaqualone or secobarbital or amobarbital in south africa or wherever you live ? maybe doctors still prescribing it ? it would have huge market here please reply or look into it ok ? i know what I'm talking about believe me.
Title: Re: SALE Swazibudbud888 - Freebies = Discounts 25% even!!
Post by: m0rpheu5 on January 08, 2013, 06:11 pm
Thank you so much AfricanBushDoctor !! :-*

I think I'll roll a huge ass joint and have a little pow wow with friends. I'll post pics (No pics of the packaging, wouldn't want to compromise your business) if I can find a good img scrubber.

onward forward, m0rpheu5
Title: Re: SALE Swazibudbud888 - Freebies = Discounts 25% even!!
Post by: gloomybear on January 09, 2013, 12:37 am
OK here goes..

What do you call 2 guys fighting over a slut?
Tug-of-whore

Why did the Mafia cross the road?
Forget about it.

Nice.
Title: Re: SALE Swazibudbud888 - Freebies = Discounts 25% even!!
Post by: edar on January 09, 2013, 12:47 am
why is e.t  so short





















coz he,s got wee legs  :o
Title: Re: SALE Swazibudbud888 - Freebies = Discounts 25% even!!
Post by: BlazedStarr on January 09, 2013, 12:53 am
A man and his wife are waken one night by glass breaking. An escaped prisoner storms into their bedroom and ties up the two of them: the husband to a chair, the wife to the bed. The man leans over the wife, talks with her, and goes into the adjacent bathroom. The husband whispers to his wife, "Listen, he probably wants sex, but just give it to him because he's dangerous. If you don't, he could kill us both. Be strong honey, I love you." The wife starts to giggle and replies, "Oh, don't worry about me. He just told me that he thought you were cute and asked if we had any vaseline in the bathroom. I told him it was on the top shelf. Be strong honey, I love you."
Title: Re: SALE Swazibudbud888 - Freebies = Discounts 25% even!!
Post by: shhximxhiding on January 09, 2013, 01:18 am
 A small white guy goes into an elevator, when he gets in he  notices a huge black dude standing next to him. The big  black dude looks down upon the small white guy and says: "7  foot tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch tomato, 3 pound left ball, 3  pound right ball, Turner Brown" The small white guy faints!!  The big black dude picks up the small white guy and  brings him to, slapping his face and shaking him and asks  the small white guy. "What's wrong?". The small white guy  says; "Excuse me but what did you say?".  The big black dude  looks down and says "7 foot tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch tomato,  3 pound left ball, 3 pound right ball, my name is Turner Brown."  The small white guy says, "Thank god, I thought you  said 'Turn around. '"
Title: Re: SALE Swazibudbud888 - Freebies = Discounts 25% even!!
Post by: curiositymatrix on January 09, 2013, 03:16 am
Oh man. I laughed at the one above.

Question, Dr. - About how long of a ship time / ship success rate would you estimate to Middle or East Coast USA? I'm very interested in your prices, but I'm limited by a certain time expectation from some of the people I work with, limiting me to domestic / CAD orders most of the time.
Your largest listing is 4oz, and your reason about letter size is fine - would you be ok with me ordering several at once to attain bulk amounts, and could you offer bulk pricing? (after an initial, small order, just to to be safe), to different addressees if necessary?

same style:

A nurse is tending to a sleeping patient, and he wakes up. He immediately asks her, "nurse, nurse, are my testicles black!?" She's a bit taken aback, says, "I'm sorry?" "Are my testicles black!" ... she answers, "Um, I'll get a doctor, i'm only here to- "ARE MY TESTICLES BLACK?"

She sees he's pretty agitated, realizes it'd be better for him if he calmed down - she carefully pulls back the sheet checks one, then the other, happily looks up - "no sir, they're perfectly fine!"
He pauses for a moment, says, "thank you nurse, that was very nice - now, listen carefully: are my TEST RESULTS BACK

Thank you,
CM


EDIT: Adding a few questions, and a comment. PS: The picture links at the bottom of your seller profile 404 for me.
Title: Re: SALE Swazibudbud888 - Freebies = Discounts 25% even!!
Post by: AfricanBushDoctor on January 10, 2013, 10:15 am
Hello,

First, to grdr, we are a small operation, very stretched for time, we couldn't help you, we wouldn't know
who to ask. Our expertise is cannabis.

Thanks to curiositymatrix, shhximxhiding, BlazedStarr and gloomybear
your jokes deserve a 5g Swazi Gold Pollum each.

Thanks for the info on the gallery, are all our pics 404? thanks again

African Bush Doctor.
Title: Re: SALE Swazibudbud888 - Freebies = Discounts 25% even!!
Post by: gloomybear on January 10, 2013, 11:58 am
Woohoo!! Thank you African Bush Doctor!
Title: Re: SALE Swazibudbud888 - Freebies = Discounts 25% even!!
Post by: valodercy on January 10, 2013, 04:27 pm
Two men are sitting next to each other in an Irish-style pub in New York City. They both order pints of Guinness. One of them turns to the other and says "So where are you from, then?"
"I'm from Ireland."
"Me too! I'll drink to that." They both finish their pints and order two more.
"Where in Ireland are you from?"
"Dublin."
"Me too! I'll drink to that." They both finish their pints and order two more.
"Where in Dublin are you from?"
"The East Side."
"The East Side? Me too! What a coincidence! I'll drink to that!" They both finish their pints and order two more.
"Where on the East Side are you from?"
"McDonagh Street."
"Me too! This is incredible! I'll drink to that."
As the bartender pours them another two pints, another customer at the bar says to him, "That's amazing! I can't believe they're from the same street in Dublin. What's going on?"
"Oh, it's nothing amazing," says the bartender,"it's just the Ferguson twins getting sloshed again."
 ;D
Title: Re: SALE Swazibudbud888 - Freebies = Discounts 25% even!!
Post by: AfricanBushDoctor on January 11, 2013, 10:15 pm
Thanks for the Irish!
I think it would need to be brothers, you'd notice twins and it wouldn't be so amazing,
but thanks for the participation only your joke tipped the 'fail' side ;)

Keep going, we have more to give away.

ABD
Title: Re: SALE Swazibudbud888 - Freebies = Discounts 25% even!!
Post by: AfricanBushDoctor on January 12, 2013, 03:48 pm
Hello buyers,

New year sale still rollin'...

All who bump up our thread are eligible for freebies.

thank you for the support.

African Bush Doctor
Title: Re: SALE Swazibudbud888 - Freebies = Discounts 25% even!!
Post by: captaincapone on January 12, 2013, 04:07 pm
bumping

And here's a funny joke I did not come up with and just copied off of wikipedia

Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson were going camping. They pitched their tent under the stars and went to sleep. Sometime in the middle of the night Holmes woke Watson up and said: "Watson, look up at the sky, and tell me what you see." Watson replied: "I see millions and millions of stars." Holmes said: "And what do you deduce from that?" Watson replied: "Well, if there are millions of stars, and if even a few of those have planets, it’s quite likely there are some planets like Earth out there. And if there are a few planets like Earth out there, there might also be life." And Holmes said: "Watson, you idiot, it means that somebody stole our tent.

Here's one I came up with just now
Why did the cow miss your phone call?
He was at the moo-vies!
Title: Re: SALE Swazibudbud888 - Freebies = Discounts 25% even!!
Post by: lichdragon on January 12, 2013, 05:00 pm
please dont take this in racist terms ,

How do you tell the diffrence between a black baby and a mexican baby ?

see wich one sticks to velcro on the ceiling ......

How do you get that black baby down ?

Give the mexican babies a bat and tell them its a pin yata .

with all respects :)
Title: Re: SALE Swazibudbud888 - Freebies = Discounts 25% even!!
Post by: shhximxhiding on January 12, 2013, 05:15 pm
please dont take this in racist terms ,

How do you tell the diffrence between a black baby and a mexican baby ?

see wich one sticks to velcro on the ceiling ......

How do you get that black baby down ?

Give the mexican babies a bat and tell them its a pin yata .

with all respects :)

Really?  Is there any other tones that those jokes could be taken as but racist?  That's like saying "I do not mean to offend you but ..." and then saying something extremely offensive,  oh wait that is exactly what you did.
Title: Re: SALE Swazibudbud888 - Freebies = Discounts 25% even!!
Post by: athent on January 12, 2013, 08:51 pm
Why was the energizer bunny arrested?????
A: He was charged with battery!

What is orange and sounds like a parrot?
A: A carrot.

haha cool idea, but not the best jokes from me! became a fan on the site
Title: Re: SALE Swazibudbud888 - Freebies = Discounts 25% even!!
Post by: doink on January 13, 2013, 09:28 am
There are three guys walking home from the bar wasted.. they see the Guinness World Records building down the street. They decide to go in to see if they can beat any records. The first guy says, "I've got the biggest hands", he goes in and sure enough, comes out with the Guinness book and shows his friends his new world record of biggest hands. Second guy says, "I've got the biggest feet", he goes in and also comes out with the Guinness book showing off to his friends his new world record for biggest feet. Third guy steps up and says, "I've got the smallest penis", he goes in and comes out looking at the book disappointed and says, "who the fuck is Swazibudbud888?".

Sorry  ;D
Title: Re: SALE Swazibudbud888 - Freebies = Discounts 25% even!!
Post by: SNSD on January 13, 2013, 01:04 pm
Whats the difference between a Prostitute and a drug dealer?
One can was their crack and sell it again.

another:
I never wanted to believe that my Dad was stealing from his job as a road worker. But when I got home, all the signs were there.

Title: Re: SALE Swazibudbud888 - Freebies = Discounts 25% even!!
Post by: AfricanBushDoctor on January 21, 2013, 05:21 pm
Hello all.

Sorry we don't visit the forum that often.

Thanks for the great jokes from:
SNSD
doink
captaincapone
athent

We will be sending each of you a 5g Swazi Gold Pollum.

The sale is still on!

regards

ABD
Title: Re: SALE Swazibudbud888 - Freebies = Discounts 25% even!!
Post by: AfricanBushDoctor on January 22, 2013, 08:39 am
Hello all...

We have rewarded 11 people on this thread so far.
Almost every joke has won a prize of 5g Swazi Gold Pollum.

Even the lame jokes won a prize!

We have given away freebies with every order placed this year so
far. Only 10 days left of the New Year sale.
Title: Re: SALE Swazibudbud888 - Freebies = Discounts 25% even!!
Post by: calicojak on January 22, 2013, 09:01 am
What do you call a rave full of epileptics?
















A foam party! ;D

Title: Re: SALE Swazibudbud888 - Freebies = Discounts 25% even!!
Post by: calicojak on January 22, 2013, 09:05 am
Here you go.......  ;D

A little rabbit is happily running through the forest when he stumbles upon a giraffe rolling a joint. The rabbit looks at her and says, 'Giraffe, my friend, Think about what you're doing to yourself! Come with me running through the forest, you'll see, you'll feel so much better!' The giraffe looks at him, looks at the joint, tosses it and goes off running with the rabbit.

Then they come across an elephant doing coke. So the rabbit again says, 'Elephant my friend, why do you do this? Think about what you're doing to yourself! Come running with us through the pretty forest, you'll see, you'll feel so good!' The elephant looks at them, looks at his razor, mirror and all, then tosses them and starts running with the rabbit and giraffe.

The three animals then come across a lion about to shoot up some smack. 'Lion my friend, why do you do this? Think about what you're doing to yourself! Come running with us through the sunny forest, you will feel so good!' The lion looks at him, puts down his needle, and starts to beat the shit out of the little rabbit.

The giraffe and elephant watch in horror, then finally obtain the presence of mind to pull the lion off the rabbit. 'Lion,' they reprimand, 'why did you do this? He was merely trying to help us all!' The lion answers, 'That little fucker has me running around the forest like an idiot for hours every time he's on ecstasy!'

 :D
Title: Re: SALE Swazibudbud888 - Freebies = Discounts 25% even!!
Post by: fuckoffehbuddy on January 22, 2013, 09:23 am
what do you call 2 mexicans playing basketball? juan on juan
what did the mexican say when his house fell on him? yo get off me homes

this one has to be said with english accent to get it
a man and a giraffe walk into a bar , after a few rounds of drinking the giraffe falls out , the bartender says "hey you can't leave that lying there" the man says "it's not a lion its a giraffe"
Title: Re: SALE Swazibudbud888 - Freebies = Discounts 25% even!!
Post by: ecstasydude on January 22, 2013, 10:37 am
Here you go.......  ;D

A little rabbit is happily running through the forest when he stumbles upon a giraffe rolling a joint. The rabbit looks at her and says, 'Giraffe, my friend, Think about what you're doing to yourself! Come with me running through the forest, you'll see, you'll feel so much better!' The giraffe looks at him, looks at the joint, tosses it and goes off running with the rabbit.

Then they come across an elephant doing coke. So the rabbit again says, 'Elephant my friend, why do you do this? Think about what you're doing to yourself! Come running with us through the pretty forest, you'll see, you'll feel so good!' The elephant looks at them, looks at his razor, mirror and all, then tosses them and starts running with the rabbit and giraffe.

The three animals then come across a lion about to shoot up some smack. 'Lion my friend, why do you do this? Think about what you're doing to yourself! Come running with us through the sunny forest, you will feel so good!' The lion looks at him, puts down his needle, and starts to beat the shit out of the little rabbit.

The giraffe and elephant watch in horror, then finally obtain the presence of mind to pull the lion off the rabbit. 'Lion,' they reprimand, 'why did you do this? He was merely trying to help us all!' The lion answers, 'That little fucker has me running around the forest like an idiot for hours every time he's on ecstasy!'

 :D

Funny shit!
Nice one!
Title: Re: SALE Swazibudbud888 - Freebies = Discounts 25% even!!
Post by: calicojak on January 22, 2013, 11:01 am
Here you go.......  ;D

A little rabbit is happily running through the forest when he stumbles upon a giraffe rolling a joint. The rabbit looks at her and says, 'Giraffe, my friend, Think about what you're doing to yourself! Come with me running through the forest, you'll see, you'll feel so much better!' The giraffe looks at him, looks at the joint, tosses it and goes off running with the rabbit.

Then they come across an elephant doing coke. So the rabbit again says, 'Elephant my friend, why do you do this? Think about what you're doing to yourself! Come running with us through the pretty forest, you'll see, you'll feel so good!' The elephant looks at them, looks at his razor, mirror and all, then tosses them and starts running with the rabbit and giraffe.

The three animals then come across a lion about to shoot up some smack. 'Lion my friend, why do you do this? Think about what you're doing to yourself! Come running with us through the sunny forest, you will feel so good!' The lion looks at him, puts down his needle, and starts to beat the shit out of the little rabbit.

The giraffe and elephant watch in horror, then finally obtain the presence of mind to pull the lion off the rabbit. 'Lion,' they reprimand, 'why did you do this? He was merely trying to help us all!' The lion answers, 'That little fucker has me running around the forest like an idiot for hours every time he's on ecstasy!'

 :D

Funny shit!
Nice one!
LOL, thanks, I love that one! 8)
Title: Re: SALE Swazibudbud888 - Freebies = Discounts 25% even!!
Post by: godness420 on January 22, 2013, 11:50 am
well.. you want some jokes.. this one isn't very funny, but it involves a bitch... and i love to fuck up the bitches ideas


A guy is on a date with this girl, so he takes her to Lover's Lane.

When they get up there, she says, ''I have to be honest with you, I'm a hooker.'' The guy thinks about this for a short time and says it's okay. He agrees to pay her $25 and they start having sex.

After they finish, the guy says, ''I have to be honest with you now. I'm a cab driver and it'll cost you $25 for me to drive you back into town.''

fuck them bitcheeeeeeeeees
Title: Re: SALE Swazibudbud888 - Freebies = Discounts 25% even!!
Post by: doink on January 22, 2013, 04:19 pm
Hello all.

Sorry we don't visit the forum that often.

Thanks for the great jokes from:
SNSD
doink
captaincapone
athent

We will be sending each of you a 5g Swazi Gold Pollum.

The sale is still on!

regards

ABD

You my friend are a gentleman and a scholar.  8)

Will give you a review once I receive buddy.
Title: Re: SALE Swazibudbud888 - Freebies = Discounts 25% even!!
Post by: gloomybear on January 22, 2013, 04:26 pm
Dear African Bush Doctor,

I love you, you make all my dreams come true!

Just received my free Swazi pollum - and it is beautiful, such a unique aroma and such a lovely head buzz, perfect daytime smoke, has kept me happy all day.

THANK YOU!
Title: Re: SALE Swazibudbud888 - Freebies = Discounts 25% even!!
Post by: greek on January 22, 2013, 11:32 pm
ok so 1st off thank you so much african bush doctor for my free package little over a week to uk  ;D

now for the fun part when i seen this tread i thought the hash was going to be some sort of mid grade pressed pollen from morocco but to my delight and surprise its not at all like pollen the closest hash iv sampled (iv tried a lot)is fresh on pressed bubble hash as this hash is powder and not pressed which leaves all the hash with a lovely milk choc like mid brown and after opening the package i got a very nice light kind off pine/toast smell and after takinga good look at this hash i could tell it is pure sativa thc heads no contaminants at all  it is very hard to get out of the bag due to the packaging but then after rolling up a fat joint ai notched 1st off the very mild smell of cooked toast and a great smooth light taste like soapbar did back in the mid 90s after about 10 to 15mins you can really fell your head start to float and feel like it is rocking around like a balloon in the air and the a gread happy worm feeling comes over your body and lasts for around an hour this really is sativa hash at its finest and is a very rare very nice pure wild sativa the way god made it and that is nearly imposable to get in Europe,Canada and the USA now believe me iv tried most weeds out there and the closest iv had is pure mowii wowii from the big island in Hawaii
P.S
im not mad on sativa lol im an indica man myself but i can really appreciate a good weed /hash
also
BUSH DOCTOR can you please post a link to your page i cant find it anywhere
THANKS AGAIN













 
Title: Re: SALE Swazibudbud888 - Freebies = Discounts 25% even!!
Post by: greek on January 24, 2013, 11:02 am
found it ;) heres swazi buds aka bush doc vendors page link
http://silkroadvb5piz3r.onion/silkroad/user/98cb0077f3
Title: Great pollen
Post by: m0rpheu5 on January 24, 2013, 12:31 pm
Sup Swazibud

Feels great to be a part of the tribe. Your pollen is awesome, very very pleasant high. It is indeed very high to get it out of the bag without tearing it open and scraping the insides. The packaging is A1.

fun smoke, all night long.
Title: Re: SALE Swazibudbud888 - Freebies = Discounts 25% even!!
Post by: doink on February 07, 2013, 12:58 pm
Just want to give a big thank you to the African Bush Doctor for sending me 5g of pollen for free.

It arrived last week but not had chance to post a review until now.

The packaging was good; until I opened it I would never have guessed what was in there. No smell, well vacuum packed, very stealthy. This was my first time receiving an international package so I was a little worried but it came though fast, can't ask any more.

First few times I tried it I was sprinkling a load into a spliff along with some cheap weed I have and to be honest it was a big mistake. Because this is so dry it just burns too fast for a spliff and I don't think I got any benefit from doing so.

Really came into it's own when I started smoking it from a pipe. It just crumbles in and burns really well giving me a nice smooth hit. Took 5-10 minutes to feel anything at all but after that it really took me by surprise, especially when I next tried to stand up. It has a very distinctive smell and taste which has grown on me.

Swazi gives so much value for money and now that I've seen his packaging and product I am a fan.