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Title: Free Drugs!!! High quality Hash Samples!
Post by: fuckingACE on January 15, 2013, 10:32 pm
Hi Gang!!!!!!!!!!
Ace of the scurvy crew here!!!
We have just acquired some amazing hashish from morocco! it is from Azila near Ketama.
 It is Sativa hashish, hard pressed and made the traditional way, very high quality! I even managed to nearly fall off a cliff into one of their cannabis fields whilst there.. its a dangerous job sourcing this stuff lol.

Anyways its samples time to boost the sales!!!

We are looking for hashish experts, connoisseurs, degoutants etc.. to receive a few free sample orders!

You must leave a review on our forum thread.

http://dkn255hz262ypmii.onion/index.php?topic=94723.0

first 5 people to tell me something nice on this thread get the samples! I chose at my discretion.
ACEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Title: Re: Free Drugs!!! High quality Hash Samples!
Post by: jfots8620 on January 15, 2013, 10:38 pm
standing at the crossroads
trying to find the sign, to tell me which way i should go to find answer and all the time i know, plant your love and let it grow...


sup man,perfect stats,same username on rd,would love to try ur hash
god bless


Title: Re: Free Drugs!!! High quality Hash Samples!
Post by: calicojak on January 15, 2013, 10:44 pm
I'd also love to sample your hash. I have tried hash on SR a few times already and would love to sample another and provide a complete review. And yes I have perfect stats aswell.  8)


ps...you're as beautiful as a ray of sunshine


 ;D
Title: Re: Free Drugs!!! High quality Hash Samples!
Post by: imarolla187 on January 15, 2013, 10:47 pm
YOOOO!!! lol i would love a free sample.
Title: Re: Free Drugs!!! High quality Hash Samples!
Post by: AnonymousAddict on January 15, 2013, 10:49 pm
ACE YOU R THE FUCKING MAN!!!! NUFF SAID !!!
Title: Re: Free Drugs!!! High quality Hash Samples!
Post by: godness420 on January 15, 2013, 10:58 pm
Heeey Ace :) Still waiting for the tabs.. maybe offer me some hash for the tabs still haven't arrived  :P?
Title: Re: Free Drugs!!! High quality Hash Samples!
Post by: ecstasydude on January 15, 2013, 11:01 pm
I would love to sample.

I can give you a good example if its good or not.

Title: Re: Free Drugs!!! High quality Hash Samples!
Post by: donkilla on January 15, 2013, 11:02 pm
To maximize the marketing potential of each sample, they should be sent to individuals that can provide an articulate feedback after consuming your product.

The above statement rules me out. But. I know some good hash when I see some.

P.M Please
Title: Re: Free Drugs!!! High quality Hash Samples!
Post by: ralph123 on January 15, 2013, 11:07 pm
Hey Ace Can I review your hash and leave an honest review for you??
Title: Re: Free Drugs!!! High quality Hash Samples!
Post by: Caparino on January 15, 2013, 11:16 pm
Yo, what's up Ace! I'd love to try a sample! I've been trusted to provide many product reviews, my buyer stats on the road can back me up.  :)
-Caparino
Title: Re: Free Drugs!!! High quality Hash Samples!
Post by: Boonanny on January 15, 2013, 11:19 pm
A series of haiku for fuckingAce:

Your quality hash
Like a super model's gash
Brings the Silk Road cash

The smell is supreme
It makes the stoner chicks cream
Is that from Blue Dream?

If you want reviews
BlarghRawrs Reliable List
is the way to fly.

So hit me up ace
and I'll write a great review
but not while I'm high.

:)
Title: Re: Free Drugs!!! High quality Hash Samples!
Post by: ancient spirit on January 15, 2013, 11:22 pm
Hi Ace,

I'm new here but I smoke ganja for about 20 years. I smoked it all. From natural strains, to all sort of hashes. I smoke everyday, about 1 grm, so you can imagine the expert I am. I've been to morroco (Chefchaouen), and I've smoked about 500 grms of the pure stuff with friends, lol, crazy.

My review of your product will be highly detailed and true. Better your stuff be THE BEST, otherwise my review won't be so good, lol. As an expert, I praise myself on identifying THE good stuff, and sharing the info with my friends.

May the good spirits be with you.
Peace

Title: Re: Free Drugs!!! High quality Hash Samples!
Post by: happyroller1234 on January 15, 2013, 11:29 pm
If you ship from the US, I'd love to try a sample.  I've written a review for Utopic before on his Sour Diesel hash.  Loved it!  Here are my stats:

Total transactions: 42
Total spent: $2407.11
Refund rate: 0%
Auto-finalize rate: 0%
Member for: 1 year
Title: Re: Free Drugs!!! High quality Hash Samples!
Post by: canardwc on January 15, 2013, 11:32 pm
Interested by a sample !

Your hash is caramelo ?
Title: Re: Free Drugs!!! High quality Hash Samples!
Post by: Stark on January 15, 2013, 11:34 pm
Hahaha! That was fantastic Boonanny... if you don't deserve a free sample idk who does XD.

Anyways, Ace, I don't really know you so I'm very sorry that I can't say very much about you because of this; however, the fact that you're offering free samples says something about you that I quite like. One thing among others, you have to spend money to make money! To be honest, I can, and will, write an excellent and very in-depth review of your shrooms that covers everything from how easy it goes down to what the trees whisper to me while I walk through the woods haha. Another reason I'd like one of the few samples you could possible send me is that I have a friend who has ALWAYS wanted to try shrooms, I think the experience would be great and there's no trip report like a first-time trip report :). I look forward to you setting up shop and hopefully for my purchase of some goodie goods :)! Have a great day!

Sincerely,
Stark.

(P.S.) No ball-licking here but ily babe holy shit I'd fuck omg ily 420 on the ACE with the what? pure bob marley ganja $$$ HOLLA get DOLLA legalize crystal weed ily!
Title: Re: Free Drugs!!! High quality Hash Samples!
Post by: thecrackhead on January 16, 2013, 12:02 am
Hash? :D I missed the lsd man....
Title: Re: Free Drugs!!! High quality Hash Samples!
Post by: ralph123 on January 16, 2013, 12:05 am
me too G, I mean Ace
Title: Re: Free Drugs!!! High quality Hash Samples!
Post by: AnonymousAddict on January 16, 2013, 01:04 am
Hey Ace man with the fucking master plan if it helps any im one on the reliable reviewers list also so never fear when a sample is givin HERE!!!! Always Great Reviews from the one and only AA!!! TIC TOC TIC TOC WHO GETS THE GOODS!...LOL. Fuk even if i dnt ACE YOUR STILL A HELLA COOL CAT!!
Title: Re: Free Drugs!!! High quality Hash Samples!
Post by: xl4 on January 16, 2013, 01:28 am
Something nice?

Ice cream is nice... and so are puppies!

Your hash sounds nice and Scurvy Crew is up and coming :)

I'll be more than happy to sample your wares and give you honest feedback. From 00 and bubble, to temple balls, moroccan, and shitty pressed green kief... i've smoked it all :)
Title: Re: Free Drugs!!! High quality Hash Samples!
Post by: fuckingACE on January 16, 2013, 11:12 am
Right Mah Biatcheeeeeeeeeeeees.

Here is the deal.

The following peeps get a lil smoke courtesy of  moi totally free, Ill just break a bit off without weighing and send it over via our usual stealthy method.

1 Condition. You MUST post up reviews on our forum and if you think its the dogs bollocks hype it up everywhereeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Send me your details to our seller account the scurvy crew you must include your forum name, no sneaky monkeys getting free smokes out of us im afraid.

1. AnonymousAddict
2. godness420
3. ralph123
4. thecrackhead
5. Boonanny

I chose the best ones here to receive a free lil smoke.

Anyone I left out that posted before this that I did not chose, I will do a custom listing for 0.7 BTC for just under a gram .7 - 1g I'll just eyeball it, with free postage and packaging

Title: Re: Free Drugs!!! High quality Hash Samples!
Post by: fuckingACE on January 16, 2013, 11:14 am
I'd also love to sample your hash. I have tried hash on SR a few times already and would love to sample another and provide a complete review. And yes I have perfect stats aswell.  8)


ps...you're as beautiful as a ray of sunshine


 ;D

Oh and you, definitely you, I love being called that.
Title: Re: Free Drugs!!! High quality Hash Samples!
Post by: fuckingACE on January 16, 2013, 11:20 am
Ops forgot to post our review thread!

http://dkn255hz262ypmii.onion/index.php?topic=94723.0

Ace
Title: Re: Free Drugs!!! High quality Hash Samples!
Post by: Boonanny on January 16, 2013, 02:48 pm
Nice!  Thanks Ace - PMing you now.
Title: Re: Free Drugs!!! High quality Hash Samples!
Post by: calicojak on January 16, 2013, 05:39 pm
I'd also love to sample your hash. I have tried hash on SR a few times already and would love to sample another and provide a complete review. And yes I have perfect stats aswell.  8)


ps...you're as beautiful as a ray of sunshine


 ;D

Oh and you, definitely you, I love being called that.
LOL!! That was fuckin GREAT!! Thanks ACE for being awesome!
Title: Re: Free Drugs!!! High quality Hash Samples!
Post by: ralph123 on January 16, 2013, 07:42 pm
Nice I have sent you my details and I will leave a review Thank you very much Ace
Title: Re: Free Drugs!!! High quality Hash Samples!
Post by: edar on January 16, 2013, 07:45 pm
Dam  :(
Title: Re: Free Drugs!!! High quality Hash Samples!
Post by: edar on January 16, 2013, 09:20 pm
Think thats quite enough  ;D  ^^^ im rubbing/claiming it off you   aha  ^^^^        thanks   8)
Title: Re: Free Drugs!!! High quality Hash Samples!
Post by: AnonymousAddict on January 17, 2013, 04:05 am
Please consider me if anybody doesn' write a review.
I will guarrantee a review and I have over 85+ posts.

MY purchasing stats for this month are:
Total transactions: 14
Total spent: $698.2
Refund rate: 0%
Auto-finalize rate: 0%
Member for: 1 month


I'm worth giving a sample to.  I will ensure a speedy review and I'll actually place an order promptly.

Thanks in advance.

canuckboy.

im not sure u understand how this works....WE ger the DRUGS then write the review on the DRUGS! LOL .Not the other way around and if you would have read what ACE said he wanted to possible win u would have up your chance 50%..        SMH............................
Title: Re: Free Drugs!!! High quality Hash Samples!
Post by: redalloverthelandguyhere on January 17, 2013, 03:13 pm
Say something nice!

The flower blew gently in the breeze, my bottle of fine beer lay in an ice bucket attended to by three very nubile young ladies.

I reached for the silver tray of chocolates.

I saw a deer in the distance.

I looked forward to the threesome later - and a fine offering of MDMA - some cocaine but I turned it down - I wantr some love tonight not a rubber glove, lube and playing role games such as Jack the Ripper or Dracula! Hate all that handcuff stufff - makes me feel insecure really.

But its only a dream!

Missus would chop my dick off if she caught me in such a compromising position!

So, do I  win the hash?

I gave some dirt also which might make people pleasure their wives or husbands or lovers in general.

Or it might make you remind yourself to get more batteries for the dildo

Or another love doll. Mine has gone out of shape - looks like a cushion with boobs.

Sorry. I guess I lose the hash now. But - love dolls - one days they will cook and serve alcohol! Come that day!!!
Title: Re: Free Drugs!!! High quality Hash Samples!
Post by: sm1mmer on January 17, 2013, 03:46 pm
haha now wouldn't THAt be something.  blow up bartender that makes drinks and then fully usable love doll.

do you usually keep it inflated all the time? like sitting in the chair just relaxing
Title: Re: Free Drugs!!! High quality Hash Samples!
Post by: fuckingACE on January 18, 2013, 04:13 pm
Say something nice!

The flower blew gently in the breeze, my bottle of fine beer lay in an ice bucket attended to by three very nubile young ladies.

I reached for the silver tray of chocolates.

I saw a deer in the distance.

I looked forward to the threesome later - and a fine offering of MDMA - some cocaine but I turned it down - I wantr some love tonight not a rubber glove, lube and playing role games such as Jack the Ripper or Dracula! Hate all that handcuff stufff - makes me feel insecure really.

But its only a dream!

Missus would chop my dick off if she caught me in such a compromising position!

So, do I  win the hash?

I gave some dirt also which might make people pleasure their wives or husbands or lovers in general.

Or it might make you remind yourself to get more batteries for the dildo

Or another love doll. Mine has gone out of shape - looks like a cushion with boobs.

Sorry. I guess I lose the hash now. But - love dolls - one days they will cook and serve alcohol! Come that day!!!

lol pgp me your addy 7
ACE
Title: Re: Free Drugs!!! High quality Hash Samples!
Post by: Razorspyne on January 18, 2013, 04:41 pm
first 5 people to tell me something nice on this thread get the samples! I chose at my discretion.
ACEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Lol, I thought it was the first 5 to tell TrashBox she was a fit hottie or hot fittie or something! ::) What happened......? :P

(I don't want a free sample (live in wrong country) but, shit ACE, long time no talkie..... hope you get on your feet again after that douche stuffed it ^ for everybody..... Piece out. Drive safely. Eat plenty.)
Title: Re: Free Drugs!!! High quality Hash Samples!
Post by: ralph123 on January 19, 2013, 04:17 am
What's up with fuckingACE? anybody heard from him
Title: Re: Free Drugs!!! High quality Hash Samples!
Post by: calicojak on January 19, 2013, 04:58 am
take  showerr=ralph123 link=topic=106506.msg741865#msg741865 date=1358569061]
What's up with fuckingACE? anybody heard from him
[/quote]Dont know whats up, I never heard back from him after I sent my address.
Title: Re: Free Drugs!!! High quality Hash Samples!
Post by: fuckingACE on January 19, 2013, 04:15 pm
What's up with fuckingACE? anybody heard from him

I´m here!!! Just in the mountains at the mo sourcing product! I´ll be back at base on monday! All samples have been sent out.

ACE
Title: Re: Free Drugs!!! High quality Hash Samples!
Post by: ralph123 on January 19, 2013, 04:33 pm
take showerr? WTF? lol

cool ACE thanks man
Title: Re: Free Drugs!!! High quality Hash Samples!
Post by: calicojak on January 19, 2013, 05:53 pm
Thanks ACE!

Hey Ralph I have no clue why it says take shower, that's fucking weird and funny as shit at the same time LOL!!
Title: Re: Free Drugs!!! High quality Hash Samples!
Post by: redalloverthelandguyhere on January 19, 2013, 06:47 pm
Wow - I said something nice enough to win a sample!  ;D

I'm like the U.K. authority on hash! Seen it made - made it - saw it in several nations also. Sieved, water extracted, beaten against cave walls!, CO2 extracted, some say even butane extracted is hash. Also the best hash I ever saw in the UK was seeded Northern Lights - the resin was yellow - the hash, it made people sit on doorsteps, dribbling. Fantastic stuff! Not the hash for a first date!

And of course, bought some cow shit laced hash in India off someone who should have been doing their homework - maybe they were and they won at maths! I sure lost! - Cow shit - tends to spoil a good hash! It was bad shit! Some kid made a pretty rupee or two though! Sad, because these kids do this with permission. Being poor, what would we do?

Best hash so far here on SR has been atlas2012 with the 'fair trade hash' an idea I predict will one day be standard practice. But each hash has its own unique quality - Sativa based hash or Indica - massive difference, Also, different soil creates different tastes. Adding good nutes (organic) helps also. I would sooner have out door imported hash than UK indoor. The UK is stronger, but it lacks that outdoor goodness! Recent tests show plants grow only to the size of the pot - experiments here have show that plants grown in big pots are happier! Even better - build a big container! Outdoor plants can put roots all over the place, they actually keep land safe from erosion - and I like outdoor hash, always have, and have had many nice ones here. In fact I only had one bad hash - hence the stats of 0.something refund! I was sent brown dusty shit - reminded me of the cow shit deal! So I had to ask for refund and will not take bad quality just to keep stats nice and tidy!

As for the opium - that I will buy! Its the onyl drug I never tried! A buddy bought some here but it was watery and he stated it was not actually good! So - this listing interests me and I will buy one for sure.

I intend to mix hash and opium, always been a thing I wanted to do - and to inform smokers what it is - no sneak attacks! No dosing the wife with opium and so on - although it might make for a peaceful night! I can watch the football in peace.

How much does it take to knock out a person safely?

And - to end on a nice note - the stars tonight twinkle so brightly! Walk hand in hand with someone you love - and tell them your love outnumbers the stars!

Aways gets you laid that one!

Well, laid out with a slap sometimes!!!

 ;D

Welcome to The Scurvy Crew and good luck on the road!

Quality here will always see a vendor do well!

Fo sho my nizzle - as our American friends say!

Or in English, good luck my man!

And as ever, I will photgraph the hash and will do a review worthy of some prize!

Well, a free sample is a prize!

Feel like I've won something! And if I bet on a horse, you know it will break it legs at the first fence! Still - then its a burger! I like horses, sad I've ate some!

Red.
Title: Re: Free Drugs!!! High quality Hash Samples!
Post by: sm1mmer on January 19, 2013, 09:02 pm
Hahahahaha red that's hilarious.   Unfortunate about yhe cow shit hash tho haha shouldve found his dad to get some sttaight cream. Mmm

Yiurs was probs cowshit hash tobacco dirty shit from dirty ass hands
Fo sho ma nizz back in the que.  Waiting bloody hell sucks


 ;)
Title: Re: Free Drugs!!! High quality Hash Samples!
Post by: AnonymousAddict on January 19, 2013, 10:50 pm
BTW THANKING FUCKING ACE!!!!! AS I SAID YOUR THE MAN WITH THE MASTER FUCKING PLAN!!! CANT WAIT TO GET MY HASH AND OPI
Title: Re: Free Drugs!!! High quality Hash Samples!
Post by: stiffneck on January 20, 2013, 08:02 am
ACE... I got four of your alien acid tabs and two of the marios...

the aliens were really bitter and ended up spitting them out....

can we maybe get a sample of something from ya for the troubles....?

sn
Title: Re: Free Drugs!!! High quality Hash Samples!
Post by: ralph123 on January 20, 2013, 08:48 am
Thanks ACE!

Hey Ralph I have no clue why it says take shower, that's fucking weird and funny as shit at the same time LOL!!

yea man that is fucking crazy hahahahahaha fuck  just for the record I shower daily and hold high esteem to the fragrance that emanates from my being. My showers are a daily ritual of prayer that jump starts my day with good vibrations.

Thats such a trip "take shower" hahahahahahaha
Title: Re: Free Drugs!!! High quality Hash Samples!
Post by: fuckingACE on January 22, 2013, 12:28 am
ACE... I got four of your alien acid tabs and two of the marios...

the aliens were really bitter and ended up spitting them out....

can we maybe get a sample of something from ya for the troubles....?

sn
Helloooooooooooooo, If we have made a refund deal with you already then fair is fair. If not I can see a bit of hash or op winging its way to you in the not too distant future.
ACE