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Title: Have you been in a fight?
Post by: joywind on August 21, 2013, 11:15 pm
I've been in fights with knaves and knuckelheads on my local streets many a time. I am almost famous here for it. I have  hassled gangbangers and negroes in their cars with loud subwoofers, done citizen's arrest on one, and chased one through the park when he came in a restaurant and threatened me at a table. I could tell you more. I am practically fearless. Comes with no-fap, something older peoples used to know. No-fap also made my voice deeper and my beard coarser. Save the male essence; you become more male. Wankers and sex addicts didn't win WWII, and don't win any war.
Title: Re: Have you been in a fight?
Post by: joywind on August 21, 2013, 11:26 pm
Just yesterday, for instance, I was in an open conflict with a local leatherclad Hell's Angel biker. He started his friggin noisy Harley and revved it just as I was walking by. He was also right next to some people sitting at an outdoor table, and I try to do my part to protect the quality of life of my fellow man. This guy was also parked illegally. I have confronted these morons many times. I ostentatiously plugged one ear using just my middle finger (a favorite gesture I make to bikers), my head turned slightly toward him to get his attention. When I got to him I called "Fucking Moron!" right at him over his egregious and unnecessary noise.

I heard him turn off the Harley then he walks in and up to me where I was standing in line.

He demanded, "What did you say?"

I said, "You hurt my ears. You have no right to hurt anybody's ears. This is the public realm," etc.

He got really abusive and foul mouthed, making a big scene with me, slapping his leather chest like an Italian (as in, "c'mon, hit me.") He was all decked out in black leather, boots, and is palsy with many of the people in the shop who think he's cool. He was extremely agitated and saying very hostile things, and the manager started to yell at the two of us. He wanted me to go outside. I just called him a moron again and explained that he had no right to damage the public realm or to hurt my or anybody's ears. The owner of the shop kept yelling "take it outside guys" and he turned and left. Turned out he was a Hollywood stunt man, has been in some big movies ("Kill Bill," and others), and thinks he's a big deal.

This was yesterday morning at around 11 a.m.
Title: Re: Have you been in a fight?
Post by: Snoopish on August 21, 2013, 11:34 pm
Mate lemme tell ya that I once was a professional wholesale ass-beater and face-kicker! I bench-pressed cars onto people and did things that physics says isn't even possible! I would fight three people while eating my extra-rare steak on a sandwich of onions and habanero peppers!

Then there was this woman.

She tricked me! I thought she wanted to spar so I chugged a fifth of whiskey (like I do before every fight).

She wanted to spar at my place. I thought it was weird but I went along with it. Well, one thing led to another and...
she didn't want to fight. She wanted to...FUCK!

Obviously I tried to hold her off but by the time I realized we weren't going to practice our nude-judo it was too late: we were fornicating like fornicators.

I won't go into details but needless to say after she...had her way with me...my fighting powers were gone. I could barely kick one ass and I was no longer handing out discounts for multiple asses to kick.

This is a painful story for me. I guess I'm just too drunk right now to be sharing this. Now, I admit it, I don't really fight anymore.


All because of one woman. Be warned -- I grow a beard like a masculine woman and I lost my James Earl Jones voice and now I sound more like...no I can't go on.

Don't let these mistakes happen to you guys, my brothers. Live the male dream. LIVE. THE. DREAM.


Title: Re: Have you been in a fight?
Post by: Jack Shit on August 21, 2013, 11:50 pm
"Have you ever been in a fight?"

If you mean slapping, shoving, and hair pulling, then. . . yes, I have.
Title: Re: Have you been in a fight?
Post by: cryngie on August 22, 2013, 01:43 am
I have a feeling OP has never been in a fight if the mouthed off to me he wouldnt hear me ask what he said he'd hear his teeth leaving through the back of his head fucking 14yr olds
Title: Re: Have you been in a fight?
Post by: CrunchWrappedCoke on August 22, 2013, 02:30 am
I've been in kind-of fights during ice hockey games, but never gloves down, punches in the face because we wore full metal cages and nobody wanted a broken hand. I guess it's the closest I've been to being in a fight. I also never threw a punch, but have had numerous punches thrown at me on the ice.

Off the ice, I've been in sparring matches with friends with boxing gloves and headgear. I've never been in a real fight though. I'd also probably be beaten to a pulp because I wear glasses and if I lose those I'm pretty much blind. I'd like to know how to fight and just hope I never have to use it.
Title: Re: Have you been in a fight?
Post by: BoNgOn on August 22, 2013, 04:38 am
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Title: Re: Have you been in a fight?
Post by: VHSplayer on August 22, 2013, 04:41 am
A typical druken bar fight which ended up earning myself 30 days in the county!
Title: Re: Have you been in a fight?
Post by: Hornswaggled on August 22, 2013, 10:30 am
Mate lemme tell ya that I once was a professional wholesale ass-beater and face-kicker! I bench-pressed cars onto people and did things that physics says isn't even possible! I would fight three people while eating my extra-rare steak on a sandwich of onions and habanero peppers!

Then there was this woman.

She tricked me! I thought she wanted to spar so I chugged a fifth of whiskey (like I do before every fight).

She wanted to spar at my place. I thought it was weird but I went along with it. Well, one thing led to another and...
she didn't want to fight. She wanted to...FUCK!

Obviously I tried to hold her off but by the time I realize we weren't going to practice are nude-judo it was too late: we were fornicating like fornicators.

I won't go into details but needless to say after she...had her way with me...my fighting powers were gone. I could barely kick one ass and I was no longer handing out discounts for multiple asses to kick.

This is a painful story for me. I guess I'm just too drunk right now to be sharing this. Now, I admit it, I don't really fight anymore.


All because of one woman. Be warned -- I grow a beard like a masculine woman and I lost my James Earl Jones voice and now I sound more like...no I can't go on.

Don't let these mistakes happen to you guys, my brothers. Live the male dream. LIVE. THE. DREAM.

Best.

Post.

In.

Ages...
Title: Re: Have you been in a fight?
Post by: DanDanTheIceCreamMan on August 22, 2013, 12:34 pm
When I got to him I called "Fucking Moron!" right at him over his egregious and unnecessary noise.

I heard him turn off the Harley then he walks in and up to me where I was standing in line.

He demanded, "What did you say?"

I said, "You hurt my ears. You have no right to hurt anybody's ears. This is the public realm," etc.

No offense bro, but for being such a self proclaimed tough guy, you kind of sound like a pussy. Maybe the reason you get into so many fights is because you yell idiotic shit at people you don't know. What did you honestly expect the outcome to be when you yell fucking moron at a supposed Hell's Angel? You're going to say the wrong thing to the wrong person one day and end up getting shot. One thing I've learned a long time ago, don't talk shit to people you don't know.
Title: Re: Have you been in a fight?
Post by: Kalli on August 22, 2013, 04:28 pm
Been in a fight ? I fight my bitch every day for the 1st shower and I'm always fighting for my right to parrrrty ! ;)
Title: Re: Have you been in a fight?
Post by: AussieMitch on August 22, 2013, 04:48 pm
I don't 'fight', but I treat every confrontation as a self-defense situation in which my life could be in danger if I don't act aggressively and then flee.

I am friendly as fuck, can take a joke and give a joke, I never start shit with anyone but if someone is getting hostile I immediately search for a weapon I can use to incapacitate them and quickly make my escape, no matter the situation. I always have something on hand and in my car that can be improvised for self-defense if someone pulls out a knife or attacks me.

Idiots who like fighting end up getting killed when they get knocked to the ground and get their head stomped in. A guy I know thought he was a tough guy and loved starting fights with everyone who crossed him. One day he started someone in the street and punched the guy a few times.. the guy got up, walked to his car and pulled out a samurai sword, and ran at the guy I knew, sliced him so bad in the shoulder he lost his arm.

The last fight I was in was with someone who came up to me in a tunnel and asked me for money. I told him 'No' firmly and he got up in my face aggressively demanding money and I knew I had a few split-seconds to act before he possibly pulled a weapon. I stabbed him as hard as I could in the eye with a sharpened key I have on my key chain and he went down clutching his face, so I legged it like an Olympic sprinter and didn't look back.

I have friends who are very aggressive people and love confrontation, but that's not my style, I think that shit is stupid and just draws attention to you. When you are selling drugs, you don't want attention, you don't want to stand out, you don't want to look like a tough guy. I'm friendly to everyone I meet and people are friendly to me because I show them love. if I don't like someone I won't start shit with them, I'll just cut them straight out of my life and have nothing to do with them whatsoever, that's the smart way to do it.
Title: Re: Have you been in a fight?
Post by: JohnTheBaptist on August 22, 2013, 05:12 pm
Ha get laid and swerve Dr Strangelove, Joywind, I agree with you, I hate anti social people who take the piss like that. You were brave standing up to that scumbag with the Harley.
They can only scrap when they are in a firm, get em on there own and there ass goes. Maybe we should get you a cape, and you can trawl the streets looking for thugs to beat into submission?
Title: Re: Have you been in a fight?
Post by: MangoSeason on August 22, 2013, 05:51 pm
Mate lemme tell ya that I once was a professional wholesale ass-beater and face-kicker! I bench-pressed cars onto people and did things that physics says isn't even possible! I would fight three people while eating my extra-rare steak on a sandwich of onions and habanero peppers!

Then there was this woman.

She tricked me! I thought she wanted to spar so I chugged a fifth of whiskey (like I do before every fight).

She wanted to spar at my place. I thought it was weird but I went along with it. Well, one thing led to another and...
she didn't want to fight. She wanted to...FUCK!

Obviously I tried to hold her off but by the time I realize we weren't going to practice are nude-judo it was too late: we were fornicating like fornicators.

I won't go into details but needless to say after she...had her way with me...my fighting powers were gone. I could barely kick one ass and I was no longer handing out discounts for multiple asses to kick.

This is a painful story for me. I guess I'm just too drunk right now to be sharing this. Now, I admit it, I don't really fight anymore.


All because of one woman. Be warned -- I grow a beard like a masculine woman and I lost my James Earl Jones voice and now I sound more like...no I can't go on.

Don't let these mistakes happen to you guys, my brothers. Live the male dream. LIVE. THE. DREAM.

Best.

Post.

In.

Ages...

This place never ceases to amuse.. But that was one of the best!
Title: Re: Have you been in a fight?
Post by: Praetorian on August 22, 2013, 08:19 pm
Believe it or not, I've personally been in 20+ street fights, 37 TKD matches, 26 BJJ Matches, and 13 Boxing matches, and I've only lost 1 TKD match, with 2 draws(TKD).  Never lost a serious fight, nor BJJ, nor Boxing.  :D

Once I turned like 23-24, I started feeling 'too old' to throw down like that. 

                                                      Gravity...  always working against me...
Title: Re: Have you been in a fight?
Post by: JohnTheBaptist on August 22, 2013, 08:27 pm
Believe it or not, I've personally been in 20+ street fights, 37 TKD matches, 26 BJJ Matches, and 13 Boxing matches, and I've only lost 1 TKD match, with 2 draws(TKD).  Never lost a serious fight, nor BJJ, nor Boxing.  :D

Once I turned like 23-24, I started feeling 'too old' to throw down like that. 

                                                      Gravity...  always working against me...
Always one isn't there? You forgot  the 10th dan karate expert and the jujitsu champion, and you're a champion kickboxer as well I suppose? You're like the bloke down the pub who upon hearing somebody's holiday destination, then says he's been some where better and farther...then you tell him you can box, and he's a champion boxer...dream on son..I'd knock you into next week...in fact I'd hit you with so many combinations, you'd think you  where a safe...I'd hit you so hard..you'd wake up with a beard and a crowd round you.....I would literally hit you so hard on the button, you'd be shitting teeth for a week...you with me?
Title: Re: Have you been in a fight?
Post by: JohnTheBaptist on August 22, 2013, 08:31 pm
It's these clowns who go to Karate and that palaver, they just haven't got the heart or soul for a fight. The best and most realistic form of fighting is without doubt MMA...which to the uninitiated is Mixed Martial Arts..there is simply no other form of training so realistic, as its wrestling grappling strength  work and tactics...go one some one say no its boxing...
Title: Re: Have you been in a fight?
Post by: Praetorian on August 22, 2013, 08:36 pm
10 Dan Karate expert?  lawl
Title: Re: Have you been in a fight?
Post by: Praetorian on August 22, 2013, 08:39 pm
Karate is Japanese; not Korean.  They measure technical ability in "Degrees", not "Dan" ...

But for the record, I was a 4th-Dan black belt.  And here you go talking about MMA like you know something about it.  What is MMA comprised of? I'd really like to make sure I cover all my bases so I don't get "knocked into next week" via deep-web tough-guy. ::)
Title: Re: Have you been in a fight?
Post by: MC Haberdasher on August 22, 2013, 08:41 pm
People don't fuck with me because my physical appearance is menacing.  I rarely get approached by strangers, and when I do they don't stick around long.
Title: Re: Have you been in a fight?
Post by: Praetorian on August 22, 2013, 08:43 pm
People don't fuck with me because my physical appearance is menacing.  I rarely get approached by strangers, and when I do they don't stick around long.

I'd be pretty intimidated if a brown paper bag turned red and angry-faced and started floating right at me...
Title: Re: Have you been in a fight?
Post by: Snoopish on August 22, 2013, 08:43 pm
I'm glad mangoseason is pleased with my post...may every month smile on me as a month fit for plucking the most delicious of mangos. And hornswaggled if you thought my last post was good wait until you see my post where I kick JohnTheBaptist's ass! Oh wait: that's this post!

You want to talk shit about my karate?! I'm a fuckin 15th dan karate super solider! You want to talk about MMA? I got a real martial art for you: it's called boxing! Regular boxing is for cats and bitches so I only do drunken boxing which makes your MMA letters look like three letters worth oF SHIT! Do you know lesson one of drunken boxing? DRINK! Lesson two? DRINK MORE!

What's lesson 1 of MMA? Probably some pussy bullshit like "Know thine enemy" well FUCK THAT! Why don't you go back to dunking people in ponds and turning water to wine because you don't know the first three things about fighting (The answer is: punch, kick, HEADBUTT).


So yeah! ...umm...quit saying all that mean stuff, John. Yo.
Title: Re: Have you been in a fight?
Post by: Snoopish on August 22, 2013, 08:46 pm
Praetorian--Hahaha man I never thought of MC like that! He's a roid-raging paper bag! That's terrifying on a whole new level of anger
Title: Re: Have you been in a fight?
Post by: Praetorian on August 22, 2013, 08:48 pm
Praetorian--Hahaha man I never thought of MC like that! He's a roid-raging paper bag! That's terrifying on a whole new level of anger

I'm tellin' you...   Mom DEFINITELY packed the wrong lunch today, son!
Title: Re: Have you been in a fight?
Post by: Snoopish on August 22, 2013, 08:57 pm
Praetorian--Hahaha man I never thought of MC like that! He's a roid-raging paper bag! That's terrifying on a whole new level of anger

I'm tellin' you...   Mom DEFINITELY packed the wrong lunch today, son!

I could've bought some yogurt and lunchables but noooooo mom had to pack me some of that all-natural, good-for-you shit! Now my brown-bag lunch looks like it OD'd on carrot juice and tanning beds and all I wanted was a fuckin pop tart!
Title: Re: Have you been in a fight?
Post by: Praetorian on August 22, 2013, 10:55 pm
Praetorian--Hahaha man I never thought of MC like that! He's a roid-raging paper bag! That's terrifying on a whole new level of anger

I'm tellin' you...   Mom DEFINITELY packed the wrong lunch today, son!

I could've bought some yogurt and lunchables but noooooo mom had to pack me some of that all-natural, good-for-you shit! Now my brown-bag lunch looks like it OD'd on carrot juice and tanning beds and all I wanted was a fuckin pop tart!

Pfft.  Pop-tart?  Man, I've got a locker-full of those, why didn't you just say something earlier?!  MY mom buys Toaster Strudel.
Title: Re: Have you been in a fight?
Post by: JohnTheBaptist on August 22, 2013, 11:08 pm
Karate is Japanese; not Korean.  They measure technical ability in "Degrees", not "Dan" ...

But for the record, I was a 4th-Dan black belt.  And here you go talking about MMA like you know something about it.  What is MMA comprised of? I'd really like to make sure I cover all my bases so I don't get "knocked into next week" via deep-web tough-guy. ::)
Look and read I said  10th Dan...not 10 dan.....And you are full of proverbial shit, no way you know all that, I would wager you're an  obese nerd who has never had a fight in his life, and if you got into a real situation your fight or flight mechanism's would tell you to run fast..come on ill fight you like a gypo at the local fayre?


Title: Re: Have you been in a fight?
Post by: DanDanTheIceCreamMan on August 22, 2013, 11:38 pm
Gentlemen, gentlemen!!! Are we really going to get into an anonymous internet fight? Come on now, can't we all just.. get along.. :-\
Title: Re: Have you been in a fight?
Post by: Praetorian on August 22, 2013, 11:44 pm
Karate is Japanese; not Korean.  They measure technical ability in "Degrees", not "Dan" ...

But for the record, I was a 4th-Dan black belt.  And here you go talking about MMA like you know something about it.  What is MMA comprised of? I'd really like to make sure I cover all my bases so I don't get "knocked into next week" via deep-web tough-guy. ::)
Look and read I said  10th Dan...not 10 dan.....And you are full of proverbial shit, no way you know all that, I would wager you're an  obese nerd who has never had a fight in his life, and if you got into a real situation your fight or flight mechanism's would tell you to run fast..come on ill fight you like a gypo at the local fayre?

First of all, I don't 'fight' with internet tough-guys.  There is no point.  Nothing you say or do can prove anything one way or another, so it comes down to a game of my word versus yours.  Although it means nothing, nothing that I've said in this thread was falsified or fantasized.

If it 'offends' you somehow that someone could possible be a freight-train of a human being perhaps someone can find you a tissue and give you a shoulder to cry on.

I speak truth, and you say "There's no way" ... yet, you're going to call ME obese? 

                                      Sounds like you're not the active type yourself there, pal.

And here you are on the Dark web, puffing your chest out at a stranger because he mentioned fights in a thread about fights.  So apparently you thought I was talking to you, or even comparing myself to you somehow? 

I have nothing to prove to anyone here.  In fact, doing so would be inexplicably stupid to even attempt -all things considered. ::)  It's pretty fucking sad when you speak the truth, and trolls are like, "NUHHH UHHH NOOO IMPOSSIBLE ZOMGZ"  ...  "Oh yeah, fight me IRL.  Tell me where you live IRL via the deep web, even though you traffic mad drugs on the deep web! Pussy!"  "...and praise Jesus!"

Quote from: DanDanTheIceCreamMan
Gentlemen, gentlemen!!! Are we really going to get into an anonymous internet fight? Come on now, can't we all just.. get along.. :-\

Quoted for truth.  JohnTheBaptist just trolls me ever since he apparently got offended over something I said in a "debate" with kmfkew.  Apparently my opposition of Child Pornography is frowned upon by a devout-Christian.  Go fucking figure. ::)

Title: Re: Have you been in a fight?
Post by: Praetorian on August 22, 2013, 11:47 pm
Back on topic...  I would whoop some ass if I absolutely had to.  But anymore, if you come looking for trouble; I'll just fucking shoot you.  It's so much less work!
Title: Re: Have you been in a fight?
Post by: JohnTheBaptist on August 23, 2013, 11:05 am
Karate is Japanese; not Korean.  They measure technical ability in "Degrees", not "Dan" ...

But for the record, I was a 4th-Dan black belt.  And here you go talking about MMA like you know something about it.  What is MMA comprised of? I'd really like to make sure I cover all my bases so I don't get "knocked into next week" via deep-web tough-guy. ::)
Look and read I said  10th Dan...not 10 dan.....And you are full of proverbial shit, no way you know all that, I would wager you're an  obese nerd who has never had a fight in his life, and if you got into a real situation your fight or flight mechanism's would tell you to run fast..come on ill fight you like a gypo at the local fayre?

First of all, I don't 'fight' with internet tough-guys.  There is no point.  Nothing you say or do can prove anything one way or another, so it comes down to a game of my word versus yours.  Although it means nothing, nothing that I've said in this thread was falsified or fantasized.

If it 'offends' you somehow that someone could possible be a freight-train of a human being perhaps someone can find you a tissue and give you a shoulder to cry on.

I speak truth, and you say "There's no way" ... yet, you're going to call ME obese? 

                                      Sounds like you're not the active type yourself there, pal.

And here you are on the Dark web, puffing your chest out at a stranger because he mentioned fights in a thread about fights.  So apparently you thought I was talking to you, or even comparing myself to you somehow? 

I have nothing to prove to anyone here.  In fact, doing so would be inexplicably stupid to even attempt -all things considered. ::)  It's pretty fucking sad when you speak the truth, and trolls are like, "NUHHH UHHH NOOO IMPOSSIBLE ZOMGZ"  ...  "Oh yeah, fight me IRL.  Tell me where you live IRL via the deep web, even though you traffic mad drugs on the deep web! Pussy!"  "...and praise Jesus!"

Quote from: DanDanTheIceCreamMan
Gentlemen, gentlemen!!! Are we really going to get into an anonymous internet fight? Come on now, can't we all just.. get along.. :-\

Quoted for truth.  JohnTheBaptist just trolls me ever since he apparently got offended over something I said in a "debate" with kmfkew.  Apparently my opposition of Child Pornography is frowned upon by a devout-Christian.  Go fucking figure. ::)
Trolled you?? This is the first time I have ever even spoke to you...and yes fair enough you could at least debate with KwfK and what you said has nothing to do with it. I understand your position, I merely asked why would you pretend to be the ultimate fighting machine..what could you possibly gain from such a disclosure?? On an internet forum, do you want people to be afraid of you??
I simply believe the people who say they are this and that are the antithesis of what they are claiming. You are in the morbidly obese category aren't you? You cant punch a hole through a paper bag.

By the way Aston Marteen official is in your league, he's a killing machine too, why don't you exchange war stories ( in your imagined reality) while the rest of us normal people will tell the truth...I can smell bullshit of you boy...
Title: Re: Have you been in a fight?
Post by: DrMDA on August 23, 2013, 01:50 pm
I helped this old granny cross the street once and she didn't even say thanks. Boy did I smack the shit out of her.
Title: Re: Have you been in a fight?
Post by: MC Haberdasher on August 23, 2013, 02:05 pm
People don't fuck with me because my physical appearance is menacing.  I rarely get approached by strangers, and when I do they don't stick around long.

I'd be pretty intimidated if a brown paper bag turned red and angry-faced and started floating right at me...

lol

This is the funniest thing I have see/heard all day.  +1!

It's a ghost, btw.  ;)
Title: Re: Have you been in a fight?
Post by: Praetorian on August 23, 2013, 03:59 pm
As stated, John, I have nothing to prove to you or anyone here.  There is no point in puffing your chest out at me because you have a small penis, or whatever it is that bothers you so bad that you have to attack people who aren't even talking to you.  This thread's title is "Have you been in a fight?" ...

My response was not bullshit, nor was it off topic.  ::)

People don't fuck with me because my physical appearance is menacing.  I rarely get approached by strangers, and when I do they don't stick around long.

I'd be pretty intimidated if a brown paper bag turned red and angry-faced and started floating right at me...

lol

This is the funniest thing I have see/heard all day.  +1!

It's a ghost, btw.  ;)

:)
Title: Re: Have you been in a fight?
Post by: CannabisCrusader on August 23, 2013, 05:22 pm
I only fight if someone starts shit with me. I'm generally very nice because I don't want to bring attention to myself as a drug dealer, so I've only been in a handful of real fights.

Drunkenly fighting my homies, though, that's an american pasttime.
Title: Re: Have you been in a fight?
Post by: JohnTheBaptist on August 23, 2013, 05:59 pm
As stated, John, I have nothing to prove to you or anyone here.  There is no point in puffing your chest out at me because you have a small penis, or whatever it is that bothers you so bad that you have to attack people who aren't even talking to you.  This thread's title is "Have you been in a fight?" ...

My response was not bullshit, nor was it off topic.  ::)

People don't fuck with me because my physical appearance is menacing.  I rarely get approached by strangers, and when I do they don't stick around long.

I'd be pretty intimidated if a brown paper bag turned red and angry-faced and started floating right at me...

lol

This is the funniest thing I have see/heard all day.  +1!

It's a ghost, btw.  ;)

:)
Attack, I have bought and sold people like you and I can't help it if you sent my bullshit detector in to the red zone, you are no longer a boxer or a karate expert than I am DPR's father are you?
My penis is a decent size, so try again. I don't believe you've ever had a fight, because people who are confident in their own self, wont chat shit that they are some  bad ass mother fucker. Like I said maybe  reality is slightly blared for you with the time you spend online, or you imagined these fights, which you won all of, in your drug induced frenzy. Reality check.
Title: Re: Have you been in a fight?
Post by: Sir William Wonka on August 23, 2013, 06:30 pm
I don;t know anything about the GSE, I'm just a tourist.
Title: Re: Have you been in a fight?
Post by: Praetorian on August 23, 2013, 07:21 pm
Attack, I have bought and sold people like you and I can't help it if you sent my bullshit detector in to the red zone, you are no longer a boxer or a karate expert than I am DPR's father are you?
My penis is a decent size, so try again. I don't believe you've ever had a fight, because people who are confident in their own self, wont chat shit that they are some  bad ass mother fucker. Like I said maybe  reality is slightly blared for you with the time you spend online, or you imagined these fights, which you won all of, in your drug induced frenzy. Reality check.

I LOL'd when I read "my penis is a decent size, try again" ...

To defend what I wrote -- I'm fairly certain in my original post in this thread, I made mention that I HAVE lost a Tae Kwon Do match, and I had a couple draws which IMO are as good as losses...

You're talking about me imagining things I definitely have done in my life(I'm in my late 30s), and meanwhile you're imagining I wrote things that I definitely did not. Go look at my unedited post which you trolled, and have continued to Hawk on, even though myself and just about everyone else have likely come to the conclusion that you're retarded; and this isn't worth debating via the dark web.

Hey, here's a good idea... Go talk shit on people via Tor like you can be proven one way or another.  That'll get you places!  Like this:

"John the Baptist says he has a decent sized penis.  LIES!! HAHAHAHA ROFL - YEAH RIGHT you loser!  I bet you couldn't fuck a thimble! HAHAHAHAHAH"

See?  See how dumb? 

Not to mention that virtually nobody can take a devout-Christian, Child Porn Supporting, decent-size(small) dick-having, illiterate piece of shit like you seriously.  I don't, and won't pretend to know how big or small you are, or how much you know about fighting... but by the defeatist tone, you'd tap pretty quickly.
Title: Re: Have you been in a fight?
Post by: DanDanTheIceCreamMan on August 24, 2013, 12:25 pm
Wow this thread has really brightened up my day. There were three times while reading this thread that I actually laughed out loud. So I thought I'd share ;)

If it 'offends' you somehow that someone could possible be a freight-train of a human being perhaps someone can find you a tissue and give you a shoulder to cry on.

Drunkenly fighting my homies, though, that's an american pasttime.

My penis is a decent size, so try again.
Title: Re: Have you been in a fight?
Post by: Praetorian on August 24, 2013, 07:27 pm
Wow this thread has really brightened up my day. There were three times while reading this thread that I actually laughed out loud. So I thought I'd share ;)

If it 'offends' you somehow that someone could possible be a freight-train of a human being perhaps someone can find you a tissue and give you a shoulder to cry on.

Drunkenly fighting my homies, though, that's an american pasttime.

My penis is a decent size, so try again.

Weren't you a moderator last time I saw you?
Title: Re: Have you been in a fight?
Post by: DanDanTheIceCreamMan on August 24, 2013, 08:11 pm
Weren't you a moderator last time I saw you?
Nope, I was not. You must be thinking of another ice cream man ;)
Title: Re: Have you been in a fight?
Post by: Praetorian on August 24, 2013, 08:32 pm
Weren't you a moderator last time I saw you?
Nope, I was not. You must be thinking of another ice cream man ;)

That or I'm confusing you and SameSameButDifferent.
Title: Re: Have you been in a fight?
Post by: JohnTheBaptist on August 24, 2013, 09:32 pm
Attack, I have bought and sold people like you and I can't help it if you sent my bullshit detector in to the red zone, you are no longer a boxer or a karate expert than I am DPR's father are you?
My penis is a decent size, so try again. I don't believe you've ever had a fight, because people who are confident in their own self, wont chat shit that they are some  bad ass mother fucker. Like I said maybe  reality is slightly blared for you with the time you spend online, or you imagined these fights, which you won all of, in your drug induced frenzy. Reality check.

I LOL'd when I read "my penis is a decent size, try again" ...

To defend what I wrote -- I'm fairly certain in my original post in this thread, I made mention that I HAVE lost a Tae Kwon Do match, and I had a couple draws which IMO are as good as losses...

You're talking about me imagining things I definitely have done in my life(I'm in my late 30s), and meanwhile you're imagining I wrote things that I definitely did not. Go look at my unedited post which you trolled, and have continued to Hawk on, even though myself and just about everyone else have likely come to the conclusion that you're retarded; and this isn't worth debating via the dark web.

Hey, here's a good idea... Go talk shit on people via Tor like you can be proven one way or another.  That'll get you places!  Like this:

"John the Baptist says he has a decent sized penis.  LIES!! HAHAHAHA ROFL - YEAH RIGHT you loser!  I bet you couldn't fuck a thimble! HAHAHAHAHAH"

See?  See how dumb? 

Not to mention that virtually nobody can take a devout-Christian, Child Porn Supporting, decent-size(small) dick-having, illiterate piece of shit like you seriously.  I don't, and won't pretend to know how big or small you are, or how much you know about fighting... but by the defeatist tone, you'd tap pretty quickly.
Piece of shit, Moi?  Because I pulled you up on your bullshit. That's the point, why claim what you can't substantiate? Late 30,s I couldn't really give a fuck, why would that make a difference? Real hard men don't need to prove nothing, saying you're Mohamed I'm hard fucking Bruce Lee is just a load of bollocks and you bloody well know it. Tap out I'd full mount you and snap your neck, Now  do you have  one iota of evidence to back these far fetched comic book like claims up?  I'd guess you were ill in early life, maybe you spent some time in hospital or a home. You dreamed these things up to make you're self sound  credible as a potential friend, but reality is so distorted for you, you can't see the bigger picture. OK, so you're a 30 odd something drug user, I suppose this was all in your " Heyday" ? You haven't trained for years and you've forgotten more than most people know. Am I right? You seem to have small penis 's on your mind, don't tell me, you have Freudian small penis syndrome. Of course it all makes sense, claiming to of done the impossible or at best implausible, whilst you're so so insecure. You need help desperately.
Title: Re: Have you been in a fight?
Post by: DanDanTheIceCreamMan on August 25, 2013, 01:56 am
@Praetorian Yeah you are probably mixing me up with samesame
Title: Re: Have you been in a fight?
Post by: ~o~WaterWalker~o~ on August 25, 2013, 02:47 am
All you hotheads need to go watch Tuff Turf for some real throwdowns
Title: Re: Have you been in a fight?
Post by: ShazMo on August 25, 2013, 04:45 am
Down here in Aus they refer to me as The Aussie Chuck Norris  8)
Title: Re: Have you been in a fight?
Post by: negativekarma on August 25, 2013, 08:45 am
Turned out he was a Hollywood stunt man, has been in some big movies ("Kill Bill," and others), and thinks he's a big deal.


You backed down to the cunt and made friends with him quickly and that how you found this out.

Title: Re: Have you been in a fight?
Post by: dirtybiscuitzz718 on August 25, 2013, 10:26 am
'Im tired of hearing these...superman stories, of bruce leroy catchn bullets with his teeth. Catchn bullets, with his teeth!?!...    NIGGGA PLEASE!' lmfao.
Title: Re: Have you been in a fight?
Post by: JohnTheBaptist on August 25, 2013, 12:11 pm
@Praetorian Yeah you are probably mixing me up with samesame
Dan, he isn't mixing you up with same same...that's bullshit. He is just using you because no-body has come to his aid. You know full well you have never been a mod, and you're not an Ozzy.
The only thing even remotely linking you with SSBD is the 4 word name. So don't let the snake try and lick your asshole. tell the prick to get fucked.
Title: Re: Have you been in a fight?
Post by: Reason on August 25, 2013, 03:55 pm
Violence should not be encouraged or called out as a good thing.  It is sometimes, saddly, necessary, but should be avoided.  Our hands are at their best when used to create, not destroy. 

However, knowing that one must be ready, I've made a detailed study and practice of the various martial arts, and have had to emply my knowledge more than once (two times to be specific with mixed results...sometimes you eat the bear, and sometimes the bear eats you).  Most of my training went out the window in a surge of fear, anger and stupidity.  I was lucky to walk away from these events.  I'd encourage the study of the Martial Arts, it is hard to become good, and builds confidence and humility, and can prepare you to survive a violent encounter.

However, let me provide a cautionary tale to all you wood-be tough-guys.

I knew a young guy, very tough, very macho.  Was at a bar one night, got drunk.  A fight started...who started it?  Doesn't matter.  He fought, landed a good punch...the guy went down.  All the way down, that guy died (it happens).  This young man then spent the next few decades behind bars.  What a waste, all round. 

There may be a time when you must fight, but if you're smart and fortunate those times will be few and far between (or never). 

Violence, hate, anger.  These things are toxic to humans, avoid them. 

Love, compassion, kindness, these things heal you and will give you strength, embrace them.

R. 
Title: Re: Have you been in a fight?
Post by: schuldig on August 26, 2013, 11:27 am
I think that for you to be a man you need to have been in at least one serious fight.
Don't get me wrong, I don't promote or encourage violence but how do you know what kind of wood you are made of if you've never been in a fight.
Title: Re: Have you been in a fight?
Post by: Remediless on August 26, 2013, 12:36 pm
Mate lemme tell ya that I once was a professional wholesale ass-beater and face-kicker! I bench-pressed cars onto people and did things that physics says isn't even possible! I would fight three people while eating my extra-rare steak on a sandwich of onions and habanero peppers!

Then there was this woman.

She tricked me! I thought she wanted to spar so I chugged a fifth of whiskey (like I do before every fight).

She wanted to spar at my place. I thought it was weird but I went along with it. Well, one thing led to another and...
she didn't want to fight. She wanted to...FUCK!

Obviously I tried to hold her off but by the time I realized we weren't going to practice our nude-judo it was too late: we were fornicating like fornicators.

I won't go into details but needless to say after she...had her way with me...my fighting powers were gone. I could barely kick one ass and I was no longer handing out discounts for multiple asses to kick.

This is a painful story for me. I guess I'm just too drunk right now to be sharing this. Now, I admit it, I don't really fight anymore.


All because of one woman. Be warned -- I grow a beard like a masculine woman and I lost my James Earl Jones voice and now I sound more like...no I can't go on.

Don't let these mistakes happen to you guys, my brothers. Live the male dream. LIVE. THE. DREAM.


Hahahahahahahaha ha +1