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Title: WalMart is coming to Silk Road
Post by: WalMart on June 10, 2012, 06:25 am
For all your Drug Emporium Needs, from legal to illegal (and those grey areas in between), from bowls to bud, I have it all.

Just wanted to drop a post in the forums and let everyone know about the account startup.
I'm looking forwards to working with the great people of the Silk Road and doing business on here, offering quality products at low prices.

Right now, I already have ample fund via BTC investments that I can start off selling with products in hand and all postal materiel ready.

==========PRODUCTS OFFERED==========
• 3G Jamming Device
• Actual Books (The Ones Made From Dead Trees)
• Adderall 10mg/20mg/30mg
• Alcoholic Products
• Alprazolam 2mg (“Wagon Wheels” & “Bars”)
• American Sized Cups & Plates
• Anti-Consultants
• Cellular Jamming Devices (20 meters to 1km)
• Cigars & Cigarettes
• Clonazepam 0.5mg/1mg/2mg
• Dank Bud (1 gram to 1 ounce)[Compressed]
• Dexadrine 10mg
• DMT (5MEO)
• DMT (NN)
• Drug Test Kits (Panes/Cups)[Urine]
• Drug Testing Kits (Chemical Tests)[Reagent]
• eBooks
• Glass Bongs
• Glass Bowls
• Gold (Bars/Rounds)[1g – 1oz]
• GPS Jammers
• Hydrocodone 5mg/7.5mg/10mg
• Hypodermic Needles
• Insulin Needles
• Keyloggers (USB/Serial/In-Line)
• MAOI’s
• MDMA (Powder)
• Medical Bud (1 gram to 1 ounce)[Compressed & Uncompressed]
• Metal Bowls
• Micro Cameras (TF Card/Wireless)
• Moroccan Hash (¼ grams to ¼ ounce)
• Multi Spectrum Wireless Jammer
• Oxycotin IR Crushable 15mg/30mg
• Palladium (Bars)[1g-1oz]
• Phone Bugging devices (Hardline)[2 wire/4 wire]
• Plastic Bongs
• Platinum (Bars)[1g-1oz]
• Radio (Bug) Detectors
• Raw Chemicals
• Reagent Supplies
• Regular Bud (gram to 1 ounce)[Compressed]
• Rolling Accessories
• Salvia
• Seroquel 50mg/100mg
• Silver (Bars/Rounds)[1g – 1lb]
• SSRI’s
• THC Edibles
• Tobacco Products
• Wooden Bowls
==================================


The account is up, however i am still getting the PGP keys and all the shipping nd postal stuff before I actually activate the account; don't want to upset the first buyers.

So, as I have not yet set the profile to public, is there any input the community has as to setting up a vendor account and what I should offer?
Title: Re: WalMart is coming to Silk Road
Post by: TheStealthyRacoon on June 10, 2012, 07:34 am
"So, as I have not yet set the profile to public, is there any input the community has as to setting up a vendor account and what I should offer?"
Well you have done the right thing by just showing your name  :)
Some vendors offer a few samples to a few forum members. I am not begging for freebies, but they do.

I think another important point is to not ask people to FE on your products. Even relatively new members.

Good luck in your selling! What products do you plan to offer? Where to you ship to?
Title: Re: WalMart is coming to Silk Road
Post by: rightonion on June 10, 2012, 09:54 am
I am presuming you are based in the US. Will you be shipping international. I have been looking for a supply of waxes and concentrates shipped to the UK for a while. May you be able to supply that in the future?

And good luck with your account dude. Sure you will do well.
Title: Re: WalMart is coming to Silk Road
Post by: sselevol on June 10, 2012, 09:55 am
I can see the Walmart vs SR court-case coming soon.
Title: Re: WalMart is coming to Silk Road
Post by: Buckfuddr on June 10, 2012, 11:34 am
The new vendors that offer samples first seem to do a lot more business right from the start. Start a review thread and link it on your profile, then once you get a few good reviews list your products up.  I've dealt with 2 different new vendors that did it this way and their sales took off really quick.
Title: Re: WalMart is coming to Silk Road
Post by: uniwiz on June 10, 2012, 12:04 pm
The new vendors that offer samples first seem to do a lot more business right from the start. Start a review thread and link it on your profile, then once you get a few good reviews list your products up.  I've dealt with 2 different new vendors that did it this way and their sales took off really quick.
Not free samples, not worth it.
I'd ask some experience vendors, first
We have a lot of vendors samplers, and scammers.
You will get a lot of PM for freebies, and promises.
Welcome.
Title: Re: Wal-Mart is coming to Silk Road
Post by: WalMart on June 10, 2012, 04:05 pm
I see a problem already.
I am Walmart, I will refer to the actual store as Wal-Mart.

The new vendors that offer samples first seem to do a lot more business right from the start. Start a review thread and link it on your profile, then once you get a few good reviews list your products up.  I've dealt with 2 different new vendors that did it this way and their sales took off really quick.

Going to get a review thread up, s previous advice was to prepare before you commit to the vendor account.
I'm still on the fence about the free samples, I'm assuming it should be a recreational drug that popular and offer free samples in amount such as 0.5 grams (example for bud).
As far as the samples go, does shipping count towards the "free" part?

I hope that I am able to procure enough product up front to offer free samples, and I look forwards to doing business with everyone!

I can see the Walmart vs SR court-case coming soon.

Love to see "Wal-Mart Found to be Large Contributing Seller on Online Blackmarket" on the News. Would bring a tear to my eye.



I fucking hate WalMart!  The fact that you've ripped off their name, logo, and slogan are more than enough for me to buy from you!

Guru

I started off thinking this was an insult and by the end I couldn't agree more. I would love to see Wal-Mart affected in some way through this account.

I'll do my best to make the name represent the quantity of my products, rather than the quality (Wal-Mart doesn't really have "Quality", that's the trade off for the price).

I do like that using the a themed picture and logo is supported here.


I am presuming you are based in the US. Will you be shipping international. I have been looking for a supply of waxes and concentrates shipped to the UK for a while. May you be able to supply that in the future?

And good luck with your account dude. Sure you will do well.

Well, I'd like to do more research before I straight out answer this question, but most likely I will be shipping Internationally, although I do know a few countries that I am probably not going to ship certain items to due to customs.

I will try my best to make sure the items are all available on the profile worldwide, but until I actually put the seller account in motion I won't know completely how to customize it and set everything up.



As far as the products I will be offering, I added a short list to the original post and will update it regularly (I hope).
Title: Re: Wal-Mart is coming to Silk Road
Post by: DrGonzoII on June 10, 2012, 05:02 pm


Going to get a review thread up, s previous advice was to prepare before you commit to the vendor account.
I'm still on the fence about the free samples, I'm assuming it should be a recreational drug that popular and offer free samples in amount such as 0.5 grams (example for bud).
As far as the samples go, does shipping count towards the "free" part?



If you plan on offering a large variety of things, I would try to send out at least one sample of each of the major drugs that you will be listing (weed, various pills, coke, etc.) .
And the sample amount is ultimately at your discretion but it should be enough for at least a single average dose. But anything larger is only appreciated more by the sampler and creates a greater reason for them to speak highly of you and purchase from you again. It is also recomended to send samples to trusted forum members who have proven to write good reviews.
As for the shipping thing.....That is completely up to you but the most important thing is that the sample listing itself have a minimum price of 0.01BTC (not including shipping). otherwise it is not considered a transaction and you can not accumulate positive feedback stats from it
Title: Re: Wal-Mart is coming to Silk Road
Post by: WalMart on June 10, 2012, 05:11 pm
Going to get a review thread up, s previous advice was to prepare before you commit to the vendor account.
I'm still on the fence about the free samples, I'm assuming it should be a recreational drug that popular and offer free samples in amount such as 0.5 grams (example for bud).
As far as the samples go, does shipping count towards the "free" part?
If you plan on offering a large variety of things, I would try to send out at least one sample of each of the major drugs that you will be listing (weed, various pills, coke, etc.) .
And the sample amount is ultimately at your discretion but it should be enough for at least a single average dose. But anything larger is only appreciated more by the sampler and creates a greater reason for them to speak highly of you and purchase from you again. It is also recomended to send samples to trusted forum members who have proven to write good reviews.
As for the shipping thing.....That is completely up to you but the most important thing is that the sample listing itself have a minimum price of 0.01BTC (not including shipping). otherwise it is not considered a transaction and you can not accumulate positive feedback stats from it

Thanks. As far as pills go I hope that a single pill is sufficient, as some of them can get quite pricey, although I can account for this as long as it is a good investment in the long run.
With the bud and powders I'll try and get a single dose of each powder, and at least 1/2 grams of bud for samples (Dank & Medical only, no regular samples).

I got a review thread going here - http://dkn255hz262ypmii.onion/index.php?topic=26313.0 and hopefully it will soon be populated with reviews.
Title: Re: WalMart is coming to Silk Road
Post by: Buckfuddr on June 10, 2012, 05:17 pm
I meant sample sizes of the product, doing free samples can cause a feeding frenzy. It's probably a lot easier with weed, some drugs just don't have enough demand to do it that way.
Title: Re: WalMart is coming to Silk Road
Post by: 46&2 on June 10, 2012, 05:28 pm
popular items selling on the road such as opiates, buds, benzo's and stimulants are at an average(high) price currently.
your success may depend on selling lower than your competition.
don't forget to have pics for your product. it is a great asset to your marketing. a lot of work but it will pay-off.
good luck
Title: Re: WalMart is coming to Silk Road
Post by: Andrei Chikatilo on June 10, 2012, 05:35 pm
I would like a free one gram sample of platinum or silver, please.

But seriously samples to forum members has become practically a complete waste.
They will promise you the world and 90% of them won't even give you an review or even come back to purchase from you.
Also, I've sent samples out of the wrong product out and received reviews saying it was A+++ primo shit, so that makes me wonder if the samples are even going to a real user.

Good luck though, I'm sure you will do well.
I like your name it made me laugh.
Title: Re: WalMart is coming to Silk Road
Post by: DrGonzoII on June 10, 2012, 06:02 pm
I would like a free one gram sample of platinum or silver, please.

But seriously samples to forum members has become practically a complete waste.
They will promise you the world and 90% of them won't even give you an review or even come back to purchase from you.
Also, I've sent samples out of the wrong product out and received reviews saying it was A+++ primo shit, so that makes me wonder if the samples are even going to a real user.

Good luck though, I'm sure you will do well.
I like your name it made me laugh.

That depends on how you do it. If you just post a public listing that says free sample of xxxxx for review than you will have that issue. And just curious, if you are so knowledgeable about this subject and have "sent out samples before..." then why are you posting from a newb account  that's only 10 days old instead of your vendors account.

@walmart : If and when you do offer samples, you should put it in the product offers section. Listing how many of what you are going to send out. Then you let the feeding frenzy begin. After you feel that enough people have responded that meet your criteria, you should then choose who you feel is most qualified for the job of reviewing your products and make the appropriate stealth listings for each person/sample and pm the urls to the people you choose.
Title: Re: WalMart is coming to Silk Road
Post by: BenJesuit on June 10, 2012, 10:18 pm

@walmart : If and when you do offer samples, you should put it in the product offers section. Listing how many of what you are going to send out. Then you let the feeding frenzy begin. After you feel that enough people have responded that meet your criteria, you should then choose who you feel is most qualified for the job of reviewing your products and make the appropriate stealth listings for each person/sample and pm the urls to the people you choose.

This is the best way to go about sending out samples. This ends up being a boon to a seller. Limit your sample selection to 10 to at most 15 people. Some new sellers even do less. But the most important thing about samples is that it proves you are legit, have the product and that your shipping is reliable. Some veteran buyers can also advise you on your shipping stealth or lack thereof. 

As for pill samples, a 15mg oxy is sufficient as most oxy users generally have their own supply on hand. Meaning, they will mix it in with their supply to make up their usual dose. Though of course a 30Mg oxy sample is ideal but I would only send that to veteran buyers/posters. If your prices are good and your shipping is good, they WILL be back to buy from you. The oxy market on here is so-so with prices sort of high and stock inconsistent. So if you have a steady supply of oxy, you WILL be doing good business. Especially if you undercut the competition's prices. Just be ready for a flood of orders if you price it below market. You may also consider setting a minimum order size to mitigate the flood of orders. Figure on a minimum order of 3 to 5. Then have tiered listings with quantity discounts. Say 10 with 10% off, 20 with 15% off and so on and so forth. Your call.

As you build up rep, you can start asking for early finalization. But I wouldn't start off with doing it. You can limit the order size for new buyers to minimize your risk.

I wish you well and hope you succeed. We can always use another honest seller.
Title: Re: WalMart is coming to Silk Road
Post by: spacewasp on June 10, 2012, 10:52 pm
hooray for Moroccan Hash

post it up!
Title: Re: WalMart is coming to Silk Road
Post by: febbraio2468 on June 11, 2012, 04:54 am
"• American Sized Cups & Plates"

Like for a picnic? I could get those a the dollar store.
Title: Re: WalMart is coming to Silk Road
Post by: Montell Williams on June 11, 2012, 05:34 am
"• American Sized Cups & Plates"

Like for a picnic? I could get those a the dollar store.

This ain't no dollar store, son. This is Walmart.

We're talking high quality porcelain, nigga.
Title: Re: WalMart is coming to Silk Road
Post by: ralph123 on June 11, 2012, 06:14 am
Hey there and welcome to the road man. I can tell by the way you are replying to folks that you are not new. Would you mind telling us what user name you have went by before? It's cool if you'd rather not.

The other users here have been giving you some really solid advice. In my opinion, it's not necessary to give a sample of each product you will have. You can do the free samples through the SR selling procedure and it is common for new vendors to charge for the shipping on the free samples. I would choose the product that would keep your losses down the most. I would only do five but I would do samples of the drugs, not digital  or household goods. It's the illegal stuff that people want to buy.

Really the free samples are to get reviews here in the forums on you being legit and true to your word as far as what you claim on your profile about your shipping times. It really don't matter about what product you choose to give away. When people see that you did send it and it arrived within a close approximation to what you stated in your profile then they will try you out. I've noticed that there  are people here who have more then enough money and they just love trying out vendors and leaving reviews. Yea when you get 5 transactions with 5/5 Feedback then you will get orders.

Maybe you can send out 5 samples of different poisons. If you want to do ten it'll more then double your good reputation. Sending 10 samples will allow you to quickly build up your rep and you will get so busy you wont believe it.

On another note, competition can be fierce from other vendors that sell the same products as you. Some, if they see that your selling to one or a few of their customers can come up with many ways to harass you. They start a new account in the forums and bad mouth you or they may buy from you and leave bad reviews ultimately trying to bully you out of business and trying to keep you from getting more customers.

But anyway, when your ready, post up in the forums that you are taking names for a free sample test run. Let it be known what you are giving and why. Wait a few days before you pick your reviewers so to give it time to accumulate interested buyers so that you got a pretty good list to choose from. There's a lot of buyers who are more worthy than others but can't get a day off to even visit the forums every day. I worked today (Sunday )from 12pm to 1 am and it's now 2:21 am.

I'm not trying to say that I am more worthy then anybody. I am simply giving you an example that there's a lot of people who wont see your thread right away and it would be better for you to get the best reviewers by not choosing on the first day after 30 people have lined up.

You really do got a long list of stuff. Are you kin to Christy Walton? Just kidding man hahahaha

Welcome to the road bro and good luck to ya
Title: Re: WalMart is coming to Silk Road
Post by: Infinit350 on June 11, 2012, 07:03 am
^^^^ LOL
Title: Re: WalMart is coming to Silk Road
Post by: DrGonzoII on June 11, 2012, 07:12 am
I REALLY, REALLY , REALLY hope that was a joke. and if it was, it was in bad taste.

for those that don't know about tony76 please check out:

http://dkn255hz262ypmii.onion/index.php?topic=24023.msg255514#msg255514 

and

http://dkn255hz262ypmii.onion/index.php?topic=22177.msg282948#msg282948
Title: Re: WalMart is coming to Silk Road
Post by: Infinit350 on June 11, 2012, 07:16 am
hehehe... its not the OP.
Title: Re: WalMart is coming to Silk Road
Post by: DrGonzoII on June 11, 2012, 07:20 am
lol....i missed that.....gotta lay off the MXE
Title: Re: WalMart is coming to Silk Road
Post by: ralph123 on June 11, 2012, 07:30 am
yea that was funny but I doubt that those who were victimized by Tony76 laughed
Title: Re: WalMart is coming to Silk Road
Post by: DrGonzoII on June 11, 2012, 07:35 am
Thats why I said it was in bad taste. I wasn't one of them but i feel bad for those that did get conned.
Title: Re: WalMart is coming to Silk Road
Post by: WalMart on June 11, 2012, 05:18 pm
Hey there and welcome to the road man. I can tell by the way you are replying to folks that you are not new. Would you mind telling us what user name you have went by before? It's cool if you'd rather not.

Thanks for the warm welcome ralph123. You're correct - I've been around for awhile now. My last vendor account was under the name Tony76. Anyways I've already gone and spent about

$15,000 on various different products that I'm ready to sell now. And I'm able to spend at least another $15,000 or so on whatever people are requesting. I'm extremely motivated to make it

to #1 again and I'm ready to work my butt off serving you all.


This is not my account! Mine contains no spaces between Wal and Mart, and my SR profile does the same.

Thanks or the heads up about competition sellers, I will try to keep an eye out for them.

Edited - Didn't read down all the way, I see people caught onto the fake guy. This community is awesome, thanks.
Title: Re: WalMart is coming to Silk Road
Post by: DrGonzoII on June 11, 2012, 05:23 pm
It was just a troll that decided to play a very unfunny prank. Don't worry to much about it, but I would report him to the admin if I were you just in case they try to cause issues for you in the future.
Title: Re: WalMart is coming to Silk Road
Post by: sassafrassbunny on June 11, 2012, 05:58 pm
bad taste yes, but funny indeed

i lold
Title: Re: WalMart is coming to Silk Road
Post by: Limetless on June 11, 2012, 10:30 pm
It's been removed don't worry. Was bloody funny though....best thing I seen all night apart from Mrs Limetless.

And welcome to SR WM, I hope you do well. :)
Title: Re: WalMart is coming to Silk Road
Post by: febbraio2468 on June 12, 2012, 03:52 am
It's been removed don't worry. Was bloody funny though....best thing I seen all night apart from Mrs Limetless.

And welcome to SR WM, I hope you do well. :)

There is a Mrs. Lim? I pictured you as a wild bachelor with a babe under each arm while snorting Bing and shooting pistols into the air, I am sorely disappointed. :(
 
Title: Re: WalMart is coming to Silk Road
Post by: ralph123 on June 12, 2012, 04:19 am
hahahaha no doubt hot tubs full of coke and naked teenage girls
Title: Re: WalMart is coming to Silk Road
Post by: killboypowerhead on June 12, 2012, 04:42 am
Keylogger looks like fun!  8). As do the Jammers.
Title: Re: WalMart is coming to Silk Road
Post by: SouthSquareBiz on June 12, 2012, 05:24 pm
I can see the Walmart vs SR court-case coming soon.
I'm dying. ;D