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Discussion => Off topic => Topic started by: chemdog on July 20, 2012, 08:15 am

Title: All BBQ's and Tents Should Be Banned!
Post by: chemdog on July 20, 2012, 08:15 am
Watching Sky News for a change this morning - apparently 7 people died last year of carbon monoxide poisoning because they brought a BBQ into their tent.

Also in recent years, 5 people in the UK died from MDMA related incidents. MDMA is a class A controlled substance and is illegal to possess without a license from the home office.

Ergo tents and BBQ's should be placed under strict control also. Too many people have died from this evil carbon monoxide terror already and we must unite to stop it before it gets to the level of smoking or alcohol related deaths and  definitely before the government realises that it is a useful form of population control, tax revenue and political gambit.

That is all.
Title: Re: All BBQ's and Tents Should Be Banned!
Post by: gtgeorgz on July 20, 2012, 10:23 am
Around 100 people are killed each year from spinal injury's caused by horse riding.
5 people were killed by mdma related deaths (which are easily avoided if the victims were educated correctly). Says it all really.
Title: Re: All BBQ's and Tents Should Be Banned!
Post by: Knomo on July 20, 2012, 10:30 am
I hear plenty of people die from a stroke while trying to press out their poop too hard on the toilet, should be illegal to poop too
Title: Re: All BBQ's and Tents Should Be Banned!
Post by: sselevol on July 20, 2012, 10:35 am
If you bring a BBQ into your tent and die from Carbon Monoxide poisoning that's called natural selection.
Title: Re: All BBQ's and Tents Should Be Banned!
Post by: Gary Oak on July 20, 2012, 10:47 am
"Aw shit guys, it's raining outside and we're really hungry but all we have are these hotdogs....what should we do?!" :'(

"Oh wait, I know....." ::)
Title: Re: All BBQ's and Tents Should Be Banned!
Post by: BanWork on July 20, 2012, 11:12 am
FFS... now I'm gonna have to start buying camping equipment and charcoal from the Silk Road too?  ::)
Oh well, if it saves the children.  ;D

If you bring a BBQ into your tent and die from Carbon Monoxide poisoning that's called natural selection.

 ;D loOOol +1