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Discussion => Off topic => Topic started by: Limetless on May 05, 2012, 11:51 am

Title: Anyone want to contribute to Striping Justin Beiber?
Post by: Limetless on May 05, 2012, 11:51 am
He's on morning tv, it's disturbing me and the boy needs a good striping.

Anyone fancy contributing to an SR sponsored Justin Beiber stripe? I'd put a few Gs down so I didn't have to look at his mug on a Saturday morning.

Fuck off Beiber...cunt.
Title: Re: Anyone want to contribute to Striping Justin Beiber?
Post by: Kappacino on May 05, 2012, 11:52 am
I'm in the UK and I'd be willing to do it

Problem is his security, we'd never get close enough.

Could take out his kneecaps from afar with a decent rifle though
Title: Re: Anyone want to contribute to Striping Justin Beiber?
Post by: Gary Oak on May 05, 2012, 12:13 pm
I know of countless girls that would die of heart attacks if you did this! :o




Let's do it! 8)
Title: Re: Anyone want to contribute to Striping Justin Beiber?
Post by: Limetless on May 05, 2012, 12:35 pm
I'm in the UK and I'd be willing to do it

Problem is his security, we'd never get close enough.

Could take out his kneecaps from afar with a decent rifle though

Nah I was thinking we pay someone else to do it so we could watch it come up on channel 4 news and get a warm fuzzy satisfied glow.
Title: Re: Anyone want to contribute to Striping Justin Beiber?
Post by: Prawl42 on May 05, 2012, 12:43 pm
I similed when i saw the title of this post :)

lets get the prick (Baby baby baby, arhhhhhhghg)
Title: Re: Anyone want to contribute to Striping Justin Beiber?
Post by: Limetless on May 05, 2012, 12:47 pm
I similed when i saw the title of this post :)

lets get the prick (Baby baby baby, arhhhhhhghg)

Baby, baby, baby awwwww, I JUST GOT STRIPED BY A GANGSTAAAAAR, My face now looks like a mangled caaaaarrrrrrr, oh baby, baby, baby awwwww.

:P
Title: Re: Anyone want to contribute to Striping Justin Beiber?
Post by: Gary Oak on May 05, 2012, 12:50 pm
I similed when i saw the title of this post :)

lets get the prick (Baby baby baby, arhhhhhhghg)

Baby, baby, baby awwwww, I JUST GOT STRIPED BY A GANGSTAAAAAR, My face now looks like a mangled caaaaarrrrrrr, oh baby, baby, baby awwwww.

:P

I say we just take his scalp, get rid of that stupid hair and ruin his chances of getting a girl again. ;)
Title: Re: Anyone want to contribute to Striping Justin Beiber?
Post by: Prawl42 on May 05, 2012, 12:53 pm
hehe :p the poor kid wont know what hit him!

Lim, u need to get some Stanleys up on the armory :) do them not for profit just so more people have the tools for the job :)
Title: Re: Anyone want to contribute to Striping Justin Beiber?
Post by: Prawl42 on May 05, 2012, 12:55 pm
I similed when i saw the title of this post :)

lets get the prick (Baby baby baby, arhhhhhhghg)

Baby, baby, baby awwwww, I JUST GOT STRIPED BY A GANGSTAAAAAR, My face now looks like a mangled caaaaarrrrrrr, oh baby, baby, baby awwwww.

:P

I say we just take his scalp, get rid of that stupid hair and ruin his chances of getting a girl again. ;)

im liking where this thread is going, scalping,striping what else could we do? im thinking of some complex shit with ammonia ...
Title: Re: Anyone want to contribute to Striping Justin Beiber?
Post by: Gary Oak on May 05, 2012, 12:59 pm
I similed when i saw the title of this post :)

lets get the prick (Baby baby baby, arhhhhhhghg)

Baby, baby, baby awwwww, I JUST GOT STRIPED BY A GANGSTAAAAAR, My face now looks like a mangled caaaaarrrrrrr, oh baby, baby, baby awwwww.

:P

I say we just take his scalp, get rid of that stupid hair and ruin his chances of getting a girl again. ;)

im liking where this thread is going, scalping,striping what else could we do? im thinking of some complex shit with ammonia ...

How about a water balloon full of piss to chuck back at him while I run away? It'll burn, and humiliate! :D
Title: Re: Anyone want to contribute to Striping Justin Beiber?
Post by: Prawl42 on May 05, 2012, 01:00 pm
I aint planning on letting him run away :)
Title: Re: Anyone want to contribute to Striping Justin Beiber?
Post by: Gary Oak on May 05, 2012, 01:03 pm
I aint planning on letting him run away :)

Well then we'll need Limitless there to take care of his Achilles tendon for sure.
Title: Re: Anyone want to contribute to Striping Justin Beiber?
Post by: Limetless on May 05, 2012, 01:22 pm
If you want to get really dark we can dip his digits in hydroflouric acid? Believe me, that shit isn't pretty.
Title: Re: Anyone want to contribute to Striping Justin Beiber?
Post by: Gary Oak on May 05, 2012, 01:26 pm
If you want to get really dark we can dip his digits in hydroflouric acid? Believe me, that shit isn't pretty.

Or we could kidnap him and force krokodil into his veins for a month straight three or more times a day. Because that shit is fucking disgusting! :o
Title: Re: Anyone want to contribute to Striping Justin Beiber?
Post by: Limetless on May 05, 2012, 01:37 pm
If you want to get really dark we can dip his digits in hydroflouric acid? Believe me, that shit isn't pretty.

Or we could kidnap him and force krokodil into his veins for a month straight three or more times a day. Because that shit is fucking disgusting! :o

"Baby, baby, baby ohhhhhhhh...my jaw fell off" *Krokadil melts you inside out*
Title: Re: Anyone want to contribute to Striping Justin Beiber?
Post by: Prawl42 on May 05, 2012, 01:45 pm
An hydrochloric enema !
Title: Re: Anyone want to contribute to Striping Justin Beiber?
Post by: Kappacino on May 05, 2012, 02:08 pm
Why don't we just rape him?

The look of his traumatized, infantalized face all over BBC would be fucking priceless.

I wouldn't mind serving a 20 stretch for that
Title: Re: Anyone want to contribute to Striping Justin Beiber?
Post by: Limetless on May 05, 2012, 02:10 pm
Why don't we just rape him?

The look of his traumatized, infantalized face all over BBC would be fucking priceless.

I wouldn't mind serving a 20 stretch for that

"Ohhh no baby, baby no...oh baby, baby, baby please noooooo!"
Title: Re: Anyone want to contribute to Striping Justin Beiber?
Post by: Prawl42 on May 05, 2012, 02:13 pm
just find some way to pin it on a obsessed fan :)
Title: Re: Anyone want to contribute to Striping Justin Beiber?
Post by: mcgrizzle on May 05, 2012, 04:06 pm
ok i'm sorry for the ignorance but what the hell is striping?
Title: Re: Anyone want to contribute to Striping Justin Beiber?
Post by: Limetless on May 05, 2012, 04:11 pm
ok i'm sorry for the ignorance but what the hell is striping?

Ahhhh we have another American with us! I've explained it about 4 times now on different threads. :P

Striping my friend is where you take a Stanley knife (Google it), razor blade or scalpel and use it to make long cuts down someone to leave long scars. It's used for fear or as a way to get shit out of people or to punish people and leave visible signs of it for others to see.
Title: Re: Anyone want to contribute to Striping Justin Beiber?
Post by: Prawl42 on May 05, 2012, 04:16 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_fA_5IcoGJU

:)
Title: Re: Anyone want to contribute to Striping Justin Beiber?
Post by: Limetless on May 05, 2012, 04:19 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_fA_5IcoGJU

:)

Yeah that pretty much hits the nail on the head tbh. Only preferably you don't get chased away by Danny Dyer who is arguably the most ridiculous son the U.K ever spawned. Great film though Football Factory, might have to put it on.
Title: Re: Anyone want to contribute to Striping Justin Beiber?
Post by: Prawl42 on May 05, 2012, 04:22 pm
Aye im looking for my dvd of it as we speak,

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M6upz12v9pU&feature=endscreen&NR=1


ahh fucking love that film
Title: Re: Anyone want to contribute to Striping Justin Beiber?
Post by: Limetless on May 05, 2012, 04:25 pm
Aye im looking for my dvd of it as we speak,

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M6upz12v9pU&feature=endscreen&NR=1


ahh fucking love that film

Found it, on it.
Title: Re: Anyone want to contribute to Striping Justin Beiber?
Post by: Prawl42 on May 05, 2012, 04:31 pm
ditto