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Discussion => Off topic => Topic started by: joywind on May 30, 2013, 10:12 pm

Title: Ever been in a street fight?
Post by: joywind on May 30, 2013, 10:12 pm
I have gotten into it with dopes and knaves on my local streets many a time. I am almost famous here for it. I have also hassled gangbangers and Latinos in their cars with loud subwoofers, done citizen's arrest on one, and chased one through the park when he came in a restaurant and threatened me at a table. I could tell you more. I am fearless. Comes with chastity, something older peoples used to know. Chastity also made my voice deeper and my beard coarser. Save the male essence; you become more male. Wankers and sex addicts didn't win WWII, and don't win any war.

Just yesterday I was in an open conflict with a local leather-clad, Harley riding biker. He started his friggin noisy Harley and revved it just as I was walking by. He was also right next to some people sitting at an outdoor table, and and I try to do my part to protect the quality of life in the public realm, especially pedestrian areas, in my town. He was also parked illegally. I have confronted these morons many times. I ostentatiously plugged one ear using just my middle finger (a favorite gesture I make to bikers), my head turned slightly toward him to get his attention. When I got to him I called "F----g Moron!" right at him over his egregious and unnecessary noise. (Excuse me, but I was pissed.) This was as I was walking and about to turn into my favorite coffee shop. I heard him turn off the Harley then he walks in and up to me where I was standing in line. He demanded "What did you say?" or something. I said "You hurt my ears," and "You have no right to hurt anybody's ears. This is the public realm," etc. He got really abusive and foul mouthed, making a big scene with me, slapping his leather chest like an Italian (as in, "c'mon, hit me.") He was all decked out in black leather, boots, and is palsy with many of the people in the shop who think he's cool. He was extremely agitated and saying very hostile things, and the manager started to yell at the two of us. He wanted me to go outside. I just called him a moron again and explained that he had no right to damage the public realm or to hurt my or anybody's ears. The owner of the shop kept yelling "take it outside guys" and he turned and left. Turned out he was a Hollywood stunt man, has been in some big movies ("Kill Bill," and others), and thinks he's a big deal. (One line I'm considering for him next is "Can't you afford a muffler for that piece of junk?")

This was yesterday morning at around 11 a.m.
Title: Re: Ever been in a street fight?
Post by: joywind on May 31, 2013, 01:44 am
So none of you have ever been in a street fight?
Title: Re: Ever been in a street fight?
Post by: touchthesky on May 31, 2013, 02:48 am
at least learn how to troll properly
Title: Re: Ever been in a street fight?
Post by: goochihuh on May 31, 2013, 02:55 am
street fights/road rage are pointless. Get charged , possible injury or for what? To prove yourself to someone you won't ever see again? Bottleing some one from behind with a big bottle of wine when the victim is totally not watching is much more manlier , make sure you run off to to really prove you are the true alpha male.