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Discussion => Shipping => Topic started by: StickAFinger on June 22, 2012, 01:39 am

Title: Whats the MOST packages you ordered at onnce?!?!?
Post by: StickAFinger on June 22, 2012, 01:39 am
for me it was 5


love you guys
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Post by: oscarzululondon on June 22, 2012, 03:02 am
From this site: 12

Various illegal things from everywhere: 80+

Luckily I'm friendly with my postman, but he finds it hilarious that various packages come to my delivery address daily in random names.
Title: Re: Whats the MOST packages you ordered at onnce?!?!?
Post by: StickAFinger on June 22, 2012, 03:05 am
get the fuck out of here!

that is unreal and awesome to know!  funniest thing is, i have started doing that


for instance, i knew one day my package was coming from NL a big one and i took out an item (that shall remain vague and general) so as to start small talk outside..needless to say it worked and he was real chipper and i probably made his day

little did he know he made my dad as he dropped over 300 pills at my door

fuck. yes.
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Post by: oscarzululondon on June 22, 2012, 03:16 am
get the fuck out of here!

that is unreal and awesome to know!  funniest thing is, i have started doing that


for instance, i knew one day my package was coming from NL a big one and i took out an item (that shall remain vague and general) so as to start small talk outside..needless to say it worked and he was real chipper and i probably made his day

little did he know he made my dad as he dropped over 300 pills at my door

fuck. yes.

Yeah, being friendly with your postman is a life saver.

I've been tipped off about all sorts of stuff, such as when the police were watching my house (when I used to do fraud stuff). He now even leaves packages for me in a certain place that even if the police raided me they wouldn't find anything.

I always tip him at Christmas (£200 / $300), which helps I suppose  :) Nothing wrong with greasing the pole a little bit.
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Post by: StickAFinger on June 22, 2012, 03:20 am
bro you just blew my mind. monster christmas tip


jesus. i think if i tipped my guy that much he wouldnt accept it and freak out

i guess id tip him in large quantities of xanax   8)
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Post by: Wadozo on June 22, 2012, 11:09 am
For me it's 10 orders, all ordered at once. Bits and pieces from everywhere and all showed up. :)
Title: Re: Whats the MOST packages you ordered at onnce?!?!?
Post by: StickAFinger on June 22, 2012, 12:07 pm
Well, done wadozo

I guess i might as welll up my in transit game  8)

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Post by: Wadozo on June 22, 2012, 12:40 pm
Thanks  StickAFinger.. Like you said, it's time to "step up" your in transit game.!! :) :)
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Post by: zero effect on June 22, 2012, 05:46 pm
Good work guys. I only ever order 1 at a time because I dont want to have a line of meth when I am thinking its going to be Molly.......  Otherwise, bring on the orders.
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Post by: sabteria14 on June 23, 2012, 01:06 am
too many :/
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Post by: daveh0we on June 24, 2012, 01:19 am
Well I had one vendor send 5. 2 oz packages of weed, and a international package with 17grams of mephedrone..   They all arrived on the same day.  The Mail person looked like a pizza person.   The mail person handed me my packages and went about their day.



Stacked serious cheddar off all that killer northern California outdoor.
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Post by: StickAFinger on June 24, 2012, 02:47 am
yeah man, one time i got a gram of coke, 10 grams of molly and a half an gram of Ketamine...i looked right at him with a smile cracked a generic joke and we friendshiped it up as he handed me $400+ of amazing choice drugs

cheers to our drug mules
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Post by: StickAFinger on June 25, 2012, 04:43 am
hahahah yessss
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Post by: sdesu on June 25, 2012, 06:40 am
The most I have ordered at once was three, because I have a monster cock.

sdesu
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Post by: StickAFinger on June 25, 2012, 09:29 pm
i cant believe how many people have AIDS on this forum

and, alot of people are giving me bad karma ever since this, yessss haha
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Post by: StickAFinger on July 13, 2012, 06:47 pm
just made a 7 order at once move.


yeaaaaaaa
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Post by: owenk on July 13, 2012, 09:08 pm
Do you "bigger" guys remember your first order?  Did you get paranoid waiting around for it?  I've been nervous all day for a lowly oz of weed and it's from Canada to Canada.  Seems now it will sit over the weekend in a shipping center somewhere.

It helps put the mind at ease to read these types of threads, and knowing that this happens all the time.  I like the one about pizza delivery man...
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Post by: KripsyKreamer187 on July 13, 2012, 10:18 pm
First order was .5g of weed just to test the waters. I was shitting so many bricks I built a wall. Then it was balls in the ass dick in the pussy from then on out aka 3 at a time
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Post by: Vinnyg007 on July 14, 2012, 12:02 am
Just out of curiosity have you ever had your balls in someone's ass? How does that work? 
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Post by: owenk on July 14, 2012, 01:28 am
First order was .5g of weed just to test the waters. I was shitting so many bricks I built a wall. Then it was balls in the ass dick in the pussy from then on out aka 3 at a time

LOL!  Nice... and thanks :)  I'm sure in 2 days when it turns out I'm not doing 20-to-life in a max security prison I'll be filling up the queue too.
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Post by: bamalover9 on July 14, 2012, 01:42 am
I've pulled out 5 packages from my mailbox at one time. My mailman thinks I'm hilarious
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Post by: Sauceboss on July 14, 2012, 01:43 am
I have AIDS.  :-[
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Post by: redalloverthelandguyhere on July 14, 2012, 05:39 am
I did go sale crazy, with 25% off some goods I did push the boat out. Cool to see 5 envelopes waiting and then trying to work out what you got.

A few took up to three weeks. Its like a surprise each time.

My first order was a gram of MDMA, blew my mind, came in three days. Ivory. Dear but always top grade,

Worried a little ut had used post many times so was just hoping the site was not ran by shills!!

Goodnight UKeers.

Zzzzzz time.

 :)
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Post by: KripsyKreamer187 on July 14, 2012, 06:12 am
Just out of curiosity have you ever had your balls in someone's ass? How does that work?

Haha, i wish, jk? I imagine it would require alot of lube and probably a fist or two just to stretch it out before inserting said balls into anus
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Post by: Ahoyhoy on July 14, 2012, 02:58 pm
Shit...and I thought l was a heavy user.....
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Post by: StickAFinger on July 14, 2012, 06:05 pm
man i remember my first order.

Kara - 1gram of MDMA ..couldnt believe it happened. and so quickly..it all works...and i was ripped

Then i went balls to the walls....10grams from SuperTrips.....got the package and popped a boner

then a bunch of ketamine (never tried it)  then some meth (never tried it.)  then some coke (never was pleased from any vendor) then some 2cb(never tried it..fucking awesome) then 300 1mg xanax package...then alot of shrooms, then alot of DMT then some...jesus i could really go on but ill stop to buy something else right now

tits
Title: Re: Whats the MOST packages you ordered at onnce?!?!?
Post by: StickAFinger on July 18, 2012, 12:24 pm
yeah, i realized there is a perfect correlation with the number of packages in transit with the amount of paranoia

and also...i think that, in and of itself is an addiction, let alone the drugs

 8)