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Market => Product requests => Topic started by: ikalihi812 on March 20, 2012, 02:21 am

Title: Harassment
Post by: ikalihi812 on March 20, 2012, 02:21 am
Can we get harasser services going?
Title: Re: Harassment
Post by: ikalihi812 on March 20, 2012, 03:21 am
A couple of ideas:

-phone harassment
-vandalism
-theft
-social website hacking
-littering on physical properties
-work harassment

I will pay well, much more than you can expect.
Title: Re: Harassment
Post by: EnterTheMatrix on March 20, 2012, 03:47 am
A couple of ideas:

-phone harassment
-vandalism
-theft
-social website hacking
-littering on physical properties
-work harassment

I will pay well, much more than you can expect.

Sorry, got to take a stance here. We are morally opposed to such services being sold on SR.

Don't fill the world with negative emotions and hatred - smoke some herb and chill the fuck out.

Matrix  8)
Title: Re: Harassment
Post by: tony76 on March 20, 2012, 03:54 am
"littering on physical properties"

....

Watch out! We're dealing with a badass over here!
Title: Re: Harassment
Post by: ikalihi812 on March 20, 2012, 04:03 am
A couple of ideas:

-phone harassment
-vandalism
-theft
-social website hacking
-littering on physical properties
-work harassment

I will pay well, much more than you can expect.

Sorry, go to take a stand here. We are morally opposed to such services being sold on SR.

Don't fill the world with negative emotions and hatred - smoke some herb and chill the fuck out.

Matrix  8)

Buddy. Number 1, you should have let an administrator say it so that it's official(otherwise I think you're just fucking around). And Number 2, this is Silk Road, I'm pretty sure it's allowed.

Also since when did this place become "DRUG ZONE" versus SR/Black Market?
Title: Re: Harassment
Post by: ikalihi812 on March 20, 2012, 04:17 am
I'd like to add:

-physical assault
-grand theft auto

to the above list...
Title: Re: Harassment
Post by: MagicMan on March 20, 2012, 05:40 am
As well as child molestation, sex slavery, and weapons of mass destruction, add those to the list. </sarcasm>
Title: Re: Harassment
Post by: ikalihi812 on March 20, 2012, 05:47 am
Stop making this place lame you geeky communist retards, I swear some people are just here for a fun time looking at drugs lmfao what gaylords
Title: Re: Harassment
Post by: Nikodym on March 20, 2012, 05:59 am
Stop making this place lame

Great advice...oh wait...
Title: Re: Harassment
Post by: DerErlkonig on March 20, 2012, 06:00 am
"littering on physical properties"

....

Watch out! We're dealing with a badass over here!

hahahahaha fuck, thanks for the good laugh tony
Title: Re: Harassment
Post by: Gary Oak on March 20, 2012, 06:03 am
Does this make a difference here?

--From The Sellers Guide--
Please do not list anything who's purpose is to harm or defraud, such as stolen items or info, stolen credit cards, counterfeit currency, personal info, assassinations, and weapons of mass destruction (chemical/bio weaponry, nukes, and anything used to make them).
Please do not list anything related to pedophilia.

Practically speaking, there are many powerful adversaries of Silk Road and if we are to survive, we must not take them all on at once. Additionally, if you try to please everyone, you will wind up pleasing no one. So certain things are restricted just so we don't scare too many off.

On a moral level, we take the high road, pun intended ;). Those who seek to control the behavior of their neighbors through force are immoral. Silk Road exists to circumvent that force and provide a safe-haven where civilized people can come together in peace for mutual benefit. To allow listings of items designed to defraud or harm innocent people would be to stoop to the level of the very people we are standing up to.

Also, can you really acquire weapons of mass destruction Mr. MagicMan? :o That's so sick! Do you think you can hook me up with some Kryptonite? Heard that shit's dope!
Title: Re: Harassment
Post by: ikalihi812 on March 20, 2012, 06:12 am
You people are dumb drug junkies, in real life I would burn you at parties... why? because you don't mind being burned just as long as there's a drug waiting for you in the end..
Title: Re: Harassment
Post by: Gary Oak on March 20, 2012, 06:21 am
You people are dumb drug junkies, in real life I would burn you at parties... why? because you don't mind being burned just as long as there's a drug waiting for you in the end..
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FEELING LIKE THE KING

GRAB MY BITCHES

HEAD TO THE CAR

I’M GONNA GET SOME BLING

—-

BEFORE I FIGHT

MOW DOWN SOME POKES

WITH THE FRONT OF MY CAR

CAUSE WHEN I LEAVE FOR THE GYM

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—-

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GARY’S BLOWIN UP EVERYONE ON THE SCENE-ENE

DROPPING TROU GIVIN TRAINERS A LOOK-SEE

PULLING UP TO BATTLES

GONNA KNOCK THIS FUCKER UNTIL HE BLEEEEEDS

—-

GARY OAK

GONNA MAKE YOU CHOKE

ON MY IMPOSSIBLY HUGE GIRTH

TONIGHT IM’A WIN

AND KNOCK YOU ON YOUR FUCKING BACK

THAT DIDN’T RHYME

NOT A CRIME

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OH WOAH OH OH

—-

GARY OAK

GONNA MAKE YOU CHOKE

ON MY IMPOSSIBLY HUGE GIRTH

TONIGHT IM’A WIN

AND KNOCK YOU ON YOUR FUCKING BACK

THAT DIDN’T RHYME

NOT A CRIME

BECAUSE I’M FUCKING GARY OAK OH

WOAH OH OH OH

OH WOAH OH OH

—-

AIN’T A TRAINER IN THE WORLD

THAT CAN BEAT ME AT LIFE

I GOT SOME MONEY IN MY POCKETS

BECAUSE I’M NOT FAGGOT ASH

AND THE TRAINERS ARE LINING UP

BECAUSE THEY HERE I’M MUCH TOUGHER

BUT I’LL KICK THEIR FUCKING FACES IN

BECAUSE I’M A HARDCORE MOTHERFUCKER

—-

I’M TALKING BOUT

ASSES KICKED LEFT AND RIGHT (RIGHT)

NOT EVEN PUTTING UP A FIGHT (FIGHT)

GOD THIS BITCH IS WAY TOO TIGHT (TIGHT)

OH WAIT I FORGOT IT’S YOUR MOTHER (MOTHER)

IT’S YOUR MOTHER (MOTHER)

YEAH I FUCKED YOUR (MOTHER)

—-

GARY OAK

GONNA MAKE YOU CHOKE

ON MY IMPOSSIBLY HUGE GIRTH

TONIGHT IM’A WIN

AND KNOCK YOU ON YOUR FUCKING BACK

THAT DIDN’T RHYME

NOT A CRIME

BECAUSE I’M FUCKING GARY OAK OH

WOAH OH OH OH

OH WOAH OH OH

—-

GARY OAK

GONNA MAKE YOU CHOKE

ON MY IMPOSSIBLY HUGE GIRTH

TONIGHT IM’A WIN

AND KNOCK YOU ON YOUR FUCKING BACK

THAT DIDN’T RHYME

NOT A CRIME

BECAUSE I’M FUCKING GARY OAK OH

WOAH OH OH OH

OH WOAH OH OH

—-

HEY ASH

YOU’RE SUCH A FAG

LOL WHAT’S THE OPPOSITE OF FAG

WHATEVER IT IS

IT SURE AS HELL AIN’T YOU

MY GOD YOUR POKEMON SUCK

GONNA KICK YOUR ASS

YOUR ASS IS MINE

YEAH LIKE YOUR MOTHER’S (ASH)

HEY GRAMPS YOU THERE

IT’S ME, FUCKING GARY

YOUR ONLY GRANDSON

I’M THE ONLY GOOD THING IN YOUR LIFE

SHIT YOU’RE SO OLD

GIVE ME MONEY

I’M GARY MOTHERFUCKING OAK

GARY MOTHERFUCKING OAK

YEAH I’M GARY MOTHERFUCKING

OOOOAAAAKKK!

—-

NOW HAND OVER THAT BADGE YOU PIECE OF SHIT

—-

GARY OAK

GONNA MAKE YOU CHOKE

ON MY GIRTH

TONIGHT IM’A WIN

AND KNOCK YOU ON YOUR FUCKING BACK

THAT DIDN’T RHYME

NOT A CRIME

BECAUSE I’M FUCKING GARY OAK OH

WOAH OH OH OH

OH WOAH OH OH

—-

GARY OAK

GONNA MAKE YOU CHOKE

ON MY IMPOSSIBLY HUGE GIRTH

TONIGHT IM’A WIN

AND KNOCK YOU ON YOUR FUCKING BACK

THAT DIDN’T RHYME

NOT A CRIME

BECAUSE I’M FUCKING GARY OAK OH

WOAH OH OH OH

OH WOAH OH OH

—-

WOAH OH OH OH

OH WOAH OH OH

FUCK YEAH I’M GARY"
Title: Re: Harassment
Post by: Gary Oak on March 20, 2012, 06:30 am
That's sung along the song Tik Tok by that bitch Ke$ha if you want to sing along.  8)
Title: Re: Harassment
Post by: goatHerd on March 21, 2012, 05:48 am
There will be no offers of malicious products or services here on SR. Period.

As above:
Quote
    --From The Sellers Guide--
    Please do not list anything who's purpose is to harm or defraud, such as stolen items or info, stolen credit cards, counterfeit currency, personal info, assassinations, and weapons of mass destruction (chemical/bio weaponry, nukes, and anything used to make them).
    Please do not list anything related to pedophilia.

    Practically speaking, there are many powerful adversaries of Silk Road and if we are to survive, we must not take them all on at once. Additionally, if you try to please everyone, you will wind up pleasing no one. So certain things are restricted just so we don't scare too many off.

    On a moral level, we take the high road, pun intended ;). Those who seek to control the behavior of their neighbors through force are immoral. Silk Road exists to circumvent that force and provide a safe-haven where civilized people can come together in peace for mutual benefit. To allow listings of items designed to defraud or harm innocent people would be to stoop to the level of the very people we are standing up to.


~from the meadow, goatHerd