Silk Road forums
Market => Product offers => Topic started by: AmericaOnDrugs on October 02, 2013, 01:12 pm
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If you had balls you'd order my fucking crayons.
Don't though, they're so fucking rad that I'd prefer nobody ordered any.
That way I will continue to have more crayons, sex, and money than you.
And you could have had it all..
http://silkroadvb5piz3r.onion/silkroad/item/a56483ccb6
Too bad you didn't buy those crayons back when they were so affordable.
Crayons are the future. Forget featherlitecoin. Get rich with crayons.
Sex.
Money.
Crayons.
Power.
See how naturally that fits in there? Should take the listing down before somebody notices and buys all my crayons....
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This has to be a joke..
Right? i mean, i dont get it o__O
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What about international shipping?
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Adding international crayon shipping option as we speak!
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This has to be a joke..
Right? i mean, i dont get it o__O
There's nothing funny about the crayon biz son.
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Just updated the listing.
Now shipping crayons WORLDWIDE!
http://silkroadvb5piz3r.onion/silkroad/item/a56483ccb6
Quick, before I change my mind.
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Some punk ass has stock in the colored pencil market gave me -1 karma but I'm still walking on sunshine cuz CRAYONS DON'T BREAK IN THE FACE OF INTENSIVE SCRIBBLING.
Sex. Freedom. Crayons. Riches. Summer Vacation. Nutella.
See how it just fits in there?
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Again, the link. Just in case you forgot to click it last time or the time before.
http://silkroadvb5piz3r.onion/silkroad/item/a56483ccb6
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Now the Feds have my Crayons!
THAT IS SOME FUCKED UP SHIT RIGHT THERE.
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Some punk ass has stock in the colored pencil market gave me -1 karma but I'm still walking on sunshine cuz CRAYONS DON'T BREAK IN THE FACE OF INTENSIVE SCRIBBLING.
Sex. Freedom. Crayons. Riches. Summer Vacation. Nutella.
See how it just fits in there?
+1 for being funny as fuck in the face of imminent danger. :P
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Haha I was thinking about that, my crayon sale might have been the last new listing posted on the silk road.
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Damn, I really want some crayons now.
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I wonder if the Crayon demographic will move to Sheep Market or Black Market Reloaded?
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Crayons was marked in transit but its been 3 days.... express shipping too. Should I be worried?
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You have to consider if it's being tracked by the Crayon Task Force.
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Crayons was marked in transit but its been 3 days.... express shipping too. Should I be worried?
Did the vendor say he used myalr or mbb? If the dogs don't sniff them, you'r safe, but a careless vendor will get your door knocked down by the Federal Crayon Investigators.