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Market => Product requests => Topic started by: mju7 on January 21, 2012, 10:32 pm

Title: Radioactive waste disposal. Urgent.
Post by: mju7 on January 21, 2012, 10:32 pm
I am in need of somebody who can dispose of radioactive waste. I am not fussy about how it is done.

My packaging methods are very good and if it is caught by customs, well, that will just make your job easier.

This is relatively urgent, I can't have this stuff sat in my living room forever.

All help appreciated.

Thanks.
Title: Re: Radioactive waste disposal. Urgent.
Post by: nexus68 on January 21, 2012, 10:35 pm
Check with the Italian Mob, I heard they have some great deals going on in the radioactive waste disposal business. As long as you don't mind the waste being dumped into international waters and washing up onto the shores of Somalia, they will give you an amazing deal. No joke.
Title: Re: Radioactive waste disposal. Urgent.
Post by: echo_ on January 21, 2012, 11:20 pm
You haven't described the quality and radioactivity of the waste.
Title: Re: Radioactive waste disposal. Urgent.
Post by: onestopshop on January 21, 2012, 11:55 pm
if your willing to post it...why not just post it to random addresses..or ironically a waste disposal company..
Title: Re: Radioactive waste disposal. Urgent.
Post by: doublemint on January 22, 2012, 12:07 am
I'll take it and throw it in the forest. If you don't care how its disposed of, give me it.
Title: Re: Radioactive waste disposal. Urgent.
Post by: alwaystrying on January 22, 2012, 12:11 am
ill take it and dispose of it.

PM me how much your willing to pay for my service and ill send you my PO box.
Title: Re: Radioactive waste disposal. Urgent.
Post by: thesatelliteoflove on January 22, 2012, 12:13 am
How dank is it
Title: Re: Radioactive waste disposal. Urgent.
Post by: doublemint on January 22, 2012, 03:13 am
How dank is it

Gave me a good laugh.

When you say radioactive, will I die if I touch it?
Title: Re: Radioactive waste disposal. Urgent.
Post by: echo_ on January 22, 2012, 03:14 am
How dank is it

Gave me a good laugh.

When you say radioactive, will I die if I touch it?
Is this something I can give to my children to play with?
Title: Re: Radioactive waste disposal. Urgent.
Post by: nexus68 on January 22, 2012, 03:58 am
Gave me a good laugh.

When you say radioactive, will I die if I touch it?
Is this something I can give to my children to play with?
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Only if they like glow in the dark toys and the warm fuzzy feeling of death. If your children meet both of those criteria then I say go for it, what can go wrong?
Title: Re: Radioactive waste disposal. Urgent.
Post by: FreeLife1 on January 22, 2012, 04:54 am
thats a strange request? And look at that we already got a taker!
Title: Re: Radioactive waste disposal. Urgent.
Post by: godofall2 on January 22, 2012, 05:04 am
i like more info is this the kind that will give super powers or kill you?
Title: Re: Radioactive waste disposal. Urgent.
Post by: doublemint on January 22, 2012, 05:46 am
i like more info is this the kind that will give super powers or kill you?
Its probably the super power type. I suggest building a machine (as seen in spiderman) to give yourself the perfect dosage. Then you wont turn into a mutant, but you'll gain a superpower depending on you're personality.
Title: Re: Radioactive waste disposal. Urgent.
Post by: Dissec on January 22, 2012, 06:01 am
How much $ for the service, and how radioactive is it?
Title: Re: Radioactive waste disposal. Urgent.
Post by: mju7 on January 22, 2012, 09:20 am
I don't know how radioactive it is. I do not know enough about these things. My grandad was a nuclear scientist, but he has dementia now so cannot continue his work. He had all of his nuclear waste stored in a container in the garden. If it was found out I think it may affect the value of the property.
Title: Re: Radioactive waste disposal. Urgent.
Post by: alwaystrying on January 22, 2012, 01:13 pm
if your serious, message me and we'll discuss.

fingers crossed for super powers......
Title: Re: Radioactive waste disposal. Urgent.
Post by: LesbianRobot on January 22, 2012, 03:09 pm
Please mail it to an organization that does nuclear cleanup, and not some idiot from this forum.

My thoughts exactly.
mju7, please contact the appropriate authorities such as the EPA or someone who knows what the hell to do with such a "container", so that no one is put in danger.
Title: Re: Radioactive waste disposal. Urgent.
Post by: doublemint on January 22, 2012, 03:52 pm
You could mail it to an organization... that's actually a good idea. Just don't list a return address. If USPS decides to open it, then its their problem.