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Market => Product offers => Topic started by: swordNshield on April 18, 2012, 03:52 am

Title: US professional transporter
Post by: swordNshield on April 18, 2012, 03:52 am
i'm really good at driving long distances with lots of pressure, driven up and down both coasts and cross country, anyone ever need something or someone driven get in touch, i'm down for anything if the price/plan is right
Title: Re: US professional transporter
Post by: SouthSquareBiz on April 20, 2012, 05:47 am
Intriguing, but the logistics on this sh!t have to be a mofo!
Title: Re: US professional transporter
Post by: Buster39 on April 20, 2012, 09:56 am
I need at least minimum a kilo of coke to be driven from Cali to Montana. I will pay highly my only request is that I am extremely paranoid and were talking about a lot of my boss and I's investments your holding onto. I will pay very large but only if you agreed to hiding the kilo in your anus. I do not feel there is a good place drugs in cars anymore. 
 

If you can do this I could possibly have a lot of work for you. My boss has 3 anal mules as we speak and they all are about to retire. He will not hire a mule unless you can guarantee  you can fit minimum one kilo.

If interested and cannot fit one kilo I would be happy to send you an E-book on drug anal stretching and another book named D you want to be an anal mule? The complete guide to making more room in your ass.

If you are  a female we will pay extra due to the extra hole.
Title: Re: US professional transporter
Post by: dkmonk on April 20, 2012, 11:17 am
Way to give away the location state of coke and delivery state as well as the way you are smuggling on an open forum.

Seriously people user your head.....
Title: Re: US professional transporter
Post by: mrmdma on April 20, 2012, 11:24 am
Way to give away the location state of coke and delivery state as well as the way you are smuggling on an open forum.

Seriously people user your head.....

Dude u sarcasm-blind :DDD???
Title: Re: US professional transporter
Post by: dkmonk on April 20, 2012, 11:31 am
Apparently so lol
Title: Re: US professional transporter
Post by: koolkev on April 20, 2012, 11:36 am
one kilo up in your ass should be enough pressure for you OP? :D
Title: Re: US professional transporter
Post by: MagicMan on April 20, 2012, 03:27 pm
If the packaging on that kilo breaks during transport then God have mercy on your soul.
Title: Re: US professional transporter
Post by: Holly on April 20, 2012, 05:03 pm
If the packaging on that kilo breaks during transport then God have mercy on your soul.

Or envy... depending on what drug :D
Title: Re: US professional transporter
Post by: aciddeath on April 20, 2012, 05:32 pm
I believe some of the best transporters are parents with small children+animals 'on vacation'
and old people with animals

it will continue to be this way until the end of time
Title: Re: US professional transporter
Post by: tomorrowman on April 20, 2012, 05:41 pm
do you have references?  :D
Title: Re: US professional transporter
Post by: Christopher Moltisanti on April 22, 2012, 10:15 am
one kilo up in your ass should be enough pressure for you OP? :D

pahahahahaahha