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Title: LF Penis shrinking device or pills
Post by: Potenpog the 2nd on January 01, 2013, 07:34 am
greetings,

I recently discovert that women feeling uncomfortable with my "device" as it hurts them sooo bad and knowing SR and its almost unlimited offers , I am looking for a Penis shrinking device/pill to fix that insane BIG problem ^^

cheers,...Yup I was just bored and thought thats a great thread ,..lol


peace

PS: jeez,..I hate verification codes which are unreadable for machines AND humans!
Title: Re: LF Penis shrinking device or pills
Post by: fuckingACE on January 01, 2013, 04:09 pm
Yep we supply an excellent device. 100% works.

It consists of a vial of pre procedure magic penis shrinking solution.. It mainly consists  novacaine and benzocaine you apply it to the area. using the fully sterile supplied syringe and 26g needle.

then you get the magic penis shrinking pen and mark up the new length you would like.

After this you make sure you have the supplied mobile phone to hand and use the magic penis shrinking long blade scalpel to cut along the dotted line you made previously.   

Then pretty quickly you take the supplied phone and dial the only contact listed "Call me when you have finished the procedure"

After which an ambulance should be along shortly take you to hospital to apply the last few stitches and section you,

Let me know if you are interested in the listing.

Ace
Title: Re: LF Penis shrinking device or pills
Post by: deffed on January 01, 2013, 04:30 pm
Search Google for Lorena Bobbitt. This lady can sure do the job for you ,just ask her ex. :o
Title: Re: LF Penis shrinking device or pills
Post by: BruceCampbell on January 02, 2013, 04:08 am
I think the Chinese still practice foot binding. Pay a chinese guy to bind your penis.
Title: Re: LF Penis shrinking device or pills
Post by: JeanGuyFanatic on January 02, 2013, 06:32 pm
You just need to find a fat woman who can hadle such things.  cannot be the only one who thought of this jeez. 
Title: Re: LF Penis shrinking device or pills
Post by: Krazys on January 04, 2013, 05:14 am
This is the dirty "little" secret of the penis enlargement industry. With hard work and dedication you can make your unit larger, and you can do it for free. But nobody ever stops when/where they should. And that, my friend, is when they sell you there super expensive penis REDUCTION methodology!

Or you could just learn to live with it. The guys at the Large Penis Support Group (clearnet) can help.
http://www.lpsg.com/
Title: Re: LF Penis shrinking device or pills
Post by: purplelotus on January 04, 2013, 05:18 am
Do like I do, and just tie that shit in a knot! It seemingly does wonder for the G-spot.
Title: Re: LF Penis shrinking device or pills
Post by: BruceCampbell on January 04, 2013, 06:54 am
Do what I do and take a Viagra and some benzos and go to pound town. Vaginas like mold to penises dude. You'll get that "wtf did you do to my vagina text", and then you're banana sandwich from there. Also you can try butt stuff because I think I read you can fit more stuff in a butt.

I think.

This is weird and I'm going to read something else now.
Title: Re: LF Penis shrinking device or pills
Post by: axeman on January 04, 2013, 07:21 am
Reduction!!! i take 50mg of viagra in the morning so I don't dribble on myself taking a piss.
Title: Re: LF Penis shrinking device or pills
Post by: nanpa2001 on January 04, 2013, 03:29 pm
If you a serious, take a lowish dose of MDMA. That will shrink it down by at least half.