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Discussion => Newbie discussion => Topic started by: ComeNDanceWifMe on May 12, 2013, 10:35 pm

Title: Comically Bad Legal Advice
Post by: ComeNDanceWifMe on May 12, 2013, 10:35 pm
Figure if I have to get upto 50 posts, might has well do it with a smile so:

Ask me legal questions, and I will give you comically bad advice based on my interpretation of US federal law.


(Note: I may or may not be a lawyer.)
Title: Re: Comically Bad Legal Advice
Post by: WingWong on May 12, 2013, 10:56 pm
A package arrives at my home with a fake name. I bring in the mail and throw it on the table. Go to the toilet then come back and I am holding the package with a fake name as LE storms through the front door. Do I just say, "It's not me on the package"???
Title: Re: Comically Bad Legal Advice
Post by: RonnieMund on May 12, 2013, 11:15 pm
When carrying drugs, in order for it to be intent to sell, what size and packaging does the product have to be?
Title: Re: Comically Bad Legal Advice
Post by: Bensonn on May 12, 2013, 11:23 pm
I'm on the road to FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFFFFFFTY POOOOO-OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSTT!!
Title: Re: Comically Bad Legal Advice
Post by: jackpot792 on May 13, 2013, 12:07 am
trying to get to 50
Title: Re: Comically Bad Legal Advice
Post by: NotACop on May 13, 2013, 12:10 am
What's the best answer to tell LE when they catch you with drugs and ask you where you got them from?