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Discussion => Off topic => Topic started by: CharlesFloyd on September 12, 2013, 12:02 pm
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Hello Silk Roaders!
So, I held a contest recently that gave away FREE COKE to the 3 funniest stories about what you folk have gotten up to while on cocaine.
It made me laugh so much, I thought we could have a central thread for general story sharing of funny experiences we've had on coke :)
So come on in, post a story or two, and comment on the mishaps of others - but please keep things friendly!
(To see the winning entries from the contest, visit this link and jump to page 4: http://dkn255hz262ypmii.onion/index.php?topic=206104.0)
Enjoy the party!
Charles Floyd
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ok haha ok so i got one stori from a time i snuffle it off of sumbodis toes u kno like in between them toes cus theyv stood in sum cock wot got spilled on the floor an but they had stinky chees feet so i sneezed an it was funi u get me lol bro haha
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Too bad I can't find that girl that got gangbanged by a few pit bulls while wired to the gills. This girl usually has class and would never bang more than 1`dog at a time, and she usually makes them line up in an orderly fashion. This time, while wired, she let them all just jump in at the same time.
Dirty Dirty Girl. Almost makes me want to take back the engagement ring I gave her....,..almost.
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Too bad I can't find that girl that got gangbanged by a few pit bulls while wired to the gills. This girl usually has class and would never bang more than 1`dog at a time, and she usually makes them line up in an orderly fashion. This time, while wired, she let them all just jump in at the same time.
Dirty Dirty Girl. Almost makes me want to take back the engagement ring I gave her....,..almost.
88, your anecdote has left me painfully confused yet oddly amused ;-)
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I'm not even going to start. Got too many and they are worse than the one I wrote about earlier.
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Anonypunk, I can only begin to imagine what kind of stories those are!
If you ever pluck up the stomach to come and share, please do :-)
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Here's a quick one :
A couple of years back I was working in another country, towards the end of the night I ran out of C and was looking for some more. Met this dealer in a club who said he had some nice shit I could buy. Ok lets check this out, went to the toilets and told him to have a line of his stuff first (didn't know the guy) which he took, let me sample and everything was good. We ended hanging out going from club to club which was fun until he started crying !!! I was like what the fuck, get your shit together. Sitting in the back of a taxi between clubs and the guy is crying his eyes out talking about how he was an intelligent person and didn't want to flip burgers for a living (where the fuck did that come from ?). He didn't want to sell drugs and was on a complete downer. I felt a bit sorry for the guy and told him to stay off drugs and stop dealing if this is what happens (great advice :P) and he could change his life if he wanted.
He ended up apologizing for his meltdown and decided to keep selling drugs.
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Considering I have never told anyone this story or even put it into words, here goes nothing.
It was 2001 and I was young and very fearless...or fucking stupid, whatever you want to call it.
I was out at a bar one night by myself, just unwinding from the week and ran into a "bar friend" whom I hadn't seen in a while. He was there with a group of his buddies and they were celebrating his birthday. After many drinks, they invited me back to the house where the after party was happening. I agreed to go, not really knowing any of them outside of the bar scene. We got back to the house and I was promptly offered some blow. Of course, me being a regular user of drugs in general, I said sure. We all proceeded to get high as fuck and before I knew it, a mass orgy had ensued.
Sometime the next morning after a night of drugs, sex and who the hell knows what else, I woke up in a tree, naked. Luckily for me, I had apparently undressed before climbing the tree so when I got down I didn't have to find my way back to my car in my birthday suit - my clothes were right there. I was not too far from the house because I found my car in about 15 minutes. As I reached my car, I saw a few police cruisers leaving the guys house, along with an ambulance. I have no idea what happened there considering I never saw any of those guys again, but I am guessing it wasn't good.
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Considering I have never told anyone this story or even put it into words, here goes nothing.
It was 2001 and I was young and very fearless...or fucking stupid, whatever you want to call it.
I was out at a bar one night by myself, just unwinding from the week and ran into a "bar friend" whom I hadn't seen in a while. He was there with a group of his buddies and they were celebrating his birthday. After many drinks, they invited me back to the house where the after party was happening. I agreed to go, not really knowing any of them outside of the bar scene. We got back to the house and I was promptly offered some blow. Of course, me being a regular user of drugs in general, I said sure. We all proceeded to get high as fuck and before I knew it, a mass orgy had ensued.
Sometime the next morning after a night of drugs, sex and who the hell knows what else, I woke up in a tree, naked. Luckily for me, I had apparently undressed before climbing the tree so when I got down I didn't have to find my way back to my car in my birthday suit - my clothes were right there. I was not too far from the house because I found my car in about 15 minutes. As I reached my car, I saw a few police cruisers leaving the guys house, along with an ambulance. I have no idea what happened there considering I never saw any of those guys again, but I am guessing it wasn't good.
Ahahahahaha +1 Sucks you never found out what happened, sounds like some fucked up/wild shit.