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Discussion => Off topic => Topic started by: CrazyCat on July 26, 2012, 12:48 pm

Title: Need help IMMEDIATLY BITCOINS FOR HELP!
Post by: CrazyCat on July 26, 2012, 12:48 pm
I have recently stole a very rich persons life. This includes a check for over $500k and many other checks, all his bank account info, his whole business plans for his company and multiple multiple check books and other information of the sort. I am seeking advice and guidance on how to procede.

I am looking for any help you may offer and I am offering bitcoins for helping me.

If anyone knows any procedures on how I can cash some of these checks, or any way to get cash out of his accounts please reply. Also I am looking for any other illicit crime discussion websites for this type of crime.
Title: Re: Need help IMMEDIATLY BITCOINS FOR HELP!
Post by: Imaginarytailus13 on July 26, 2012, 03:19 pm
Can I pay in semen? It has a lot of genetic value.

Edt: I don`t remember writing that... ???
Title: Re: Need help IMMEDIATLY BITCOINS FOR HELP!
Post by: kryptoz on July 26, 2012, 03:49 pm
I have recently stole a very rich persons life. This includes a check for over $500k and many other checks, all his bank account info, his whole business plans for his company and multiple multiple check books and other information of the sort. I am seeking advice and guidance on how to procede.

I am looking for any help you may offer and I am offering bitcoins for helping me.

If anyone knows any procedures on how I can cash some of these checks, or any way to get cash out of his accounts please reply. Also I am looking for any other illicit crime discussion websites for this type of crime.

Look at the hidden wiki, you'll find your answers there.
Title: Re: Need help IMMEDIATLY BITCOINS FOR HELP!
Post by: Caparino on July 26, 2012, 03:54 pm
I have recently stole a very rich persons life. This includes a check for over $500k and many other checks, all his bank account info, his whole business plans for his company and multiple multiple check books and other information of the sort. I am seeking advice and guidance on how to procede.

I am looking for any help you may offer and I am offering bitcoins for helping me.

If anyone knows any procedures on how I can cash some of these checks, or any way to get cash out of his accounts please reply. Also I am looking for any other illicit crime discussion websites for this type of crime.


TL;DR I'm a despicable shithead that deserves to be burned alive
Title: Re: Need help IMMEDIATLY BITCOINS FOR HELP!
Post by: Boris Badenov on July 26, 2012, 05:09 pm
Unless you're putting us on, which is possible, I hope you get caught real soon by the police. Thieves and other kinds of evil characters have no place here. This is a community of libertarian-minded drug-friendly people, not hardened criminals.

BB
Title: Re: Need help IMMEDIATLY BITCOINS FOR HELP!
Post by: digitbh on July 26, 2012, 05:18 pm
GTFO asshole. If that person is still alive, there is no way you're going to get away with it. That kind of money doesn't just stop coming in. Within a couple months he'll have more, and hunt you down.
Title: Re: Need help IMMEDIATLY BITCOINS FOR HELP!
Post by: sdesu on July 26, 2012, 05:41 pm
You're not going to get very far.
I can't speak for everyone, but I'm pretty sure I would notice $500k + missing from my bank account.

In regards to how to proceed..I can't help you, in fact, more than likely nobody here will. We're not fond of these types of activities nor the people who engage in them. You may want to try the hidden wiki for links to other places that may help you, but I can't vouch for any of them.

sdesu
Title: Re: Need help IMMEDIATLY BITCOINS FOR HELP!
Post by: Banjo on July 26, 2012, 06:32 pm
You should try shooting some krokodil
Title: Re: Need help IMMEDIATLY BITCOINS FOR HELP!
Post by: Locker on July 26, 2012, 11:38 pm
For someone who just pulled off something like that, I'm surprised you can't spell cheque...
Title: Re: Need help IMMEDIATLY BITCOINS FOR HELP!
Post by: oscarzululondon on July 27, 2012, 12:18 am
For someone who just pulled off something like that, I'm surprised you can't spell cheque...

My sentiments exactly....

Firstly it's damn obvious what you need to do to be able to get access to the money those cheques contain.

Secondly noone here is going to help you.
Title: Re: Need help IMMEDIATLY BITCOINS FOR HELP!
Post by: BanWork on July 27, 2012, 12:21 am
Why don't you call at his house and offer to secure his crappy WEP encrypted wifi network for £50 instead of downloading everything from his shitty old Windows XP machine? While you're there convince him to upgrade his computer, you can supply it at a fee and set it up for a modest fee... Rinse and repeat and you are earning your own money.
Title: Re: Need help IMMEDIATLY BITCOINS FOR HELP!
Post by: THUMBSuP. on July 27, 2012, 12:53 am
Go to BMR. I am sure they will help your kind.
Title: Re: Need help IMMEDIATLY BITCOINS FOR HELP!
Post by: boringflooring on July 27, 2012, 01:09 am
For someone who just pulled off something like that, I'm surprised you can't spell cheque...

He spelled it fine, that's how they spell it in the states
Title: Re: Need help IMMEDIATLY BITCOINS FOR HELP!
Post by: THUMBSuP. on July 27, 2012, 01:15 am
For someone who just pulled off something like that, I'm surprised you can't spell cheque...

He spelled it fine, that's how they spell it in the states


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