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Title: My review of jor and his Fez hash
Post by: 3AdYSv7bW8Nu5XfZ0I8W on March 05, 2013, 06:02 pm
The man: silkroadvb5piz3r.onion/silkroad/user/53555a9222
The legend: silkroadvb5piz3r.onion/silkroad/item/80e256fb39

So being the newbie i am, i searched through the road for someone who don't demand that i FE. And i found jor.
But for some reason the only hash jor would send outside the eu is the fez. That made me somewhat sad since i've only given myself 1BTC for this SR experiment.
But nothing can ever go smoothly, so i loaded some more money and ordered.
Before the buy i had the chance to talk to jor abit with my silly newb questions and concerns and he was very responsive and nice.

So the money went through, and a day afterwards i see the item has been shipped. And lo and behold, only 7 days later (which is very nice for the shithole i live in) it has arrived!
If i wouldn't know what it was, i could have easily been fooled. There was even a return address.
Inside hidden was my prize. So i opened up the packaging to be greeted with a powerful stench that came out of nowhere. "Whoa, so this is the stealth people kept talking about" i though, smiling to myself.

Later that day, being an idiot i threw some of it into the MFLB - forgetting that good hash melts. FUCK! Cleaning the MFLB took away attention from the little i had a chance to vape.
Bong it is then.
Loaded up and took the first rip - not too big, since i haven't smoked in a while. It didn't feel very powerful with only a slight kick at the end of the exhale.
Then i took a 2nd rip, and it felt the same and a slight buzz started to come over me.
Content with smoking a tiny amount - think a toenail clipping, i though to myself "this is nicer then the crap i tried".
When all of sudden -  (CLEARNET) http://i.imgur.com/GANoJ.gif (CLEARNET)
Damn..
What?
Awesome :D

The sneaky bastard got me thinking i was high just to catch me unprepared and blow my mind.
A very nice body high, locked into the couch when the only think that can move me from it is the promise of food.
Yes, the munchies were strong with me. This stuff can cure anorexia!
I think i ate half the house.
I wasn't too hazy to understand what's going on TV.
I giggled my ass off about the dumbest things ever.
I couldn't believe i got this from smoking and not from an edible.
I wasn't tired, but once i got to the bed i went out cold into one of the deepest and most energizing sleeps i've had in quite a while.

Next morning i wake up and I'm feeling normal, not bloated due to eating the whole house just feeling refreshed.
So i wake and bake - What's left of that toenail. That kept me at a [6-7] for over 6 hours.

This is the best thing i've smoked/vaped/eaten in my life.

Now just to find a good brand of sativa and i'll be content.
Title: Re: My review of jor and his Fez hash
Post by: Marfulavapa on March 05, 2013, 06:29 pm
nice review. I´m saving the link to try that quality. I´ve ordered Himalayan Manali Cream - Sativa Charas 1gram from indica9. Hope it´s good as the fez cream! Thanks for sharing!
Title: Re: My review of jor and his Fez hash
Post by: MrAnonymous on March 05, 2013, 06:52 pm
The Fez is wicked! I love it  :)
Title: Re: My review of jor and his Fez hash
Post by: Dalendo on March 06, 2013, 11:52 pm
Thanks for the review! I'm looking to pick up some of this too in the near future.