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Discussion => Newbie discussion => Topic started by: OsamaBinLaden on March 13, 2013, 04:12 am

Title: ChucK Norri$
Post by: OsamaBinLaden on March 13, 2013, 04:12 am
According to Lavoisier, "nothing is created and nothing is destroyed." According to Chuck Norris, Lavoisier says a lot of crap.
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Post by: OsamaBinLaden on March 13, 2013, 04:17 am
The father of Chuck Norris once put his ear on the belly of his wife to feel his son kick. Chuck Norris was born an orphan.
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Post by: OsamaBinLaden on March 13, 2013, 04:22 am
Chuck Norris once ordered a "Mac toast" at Burger King, he received it.
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Post by: cryopark on March 13, 2013, 04:24 am
sadddddddddddddddd
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Post by: ato72543 on March 13, 2013, 04:25 am
I won that contest.
Fucking Chuck Norris!
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Post by: ato72543 on March 13, 2013, 04:26 am
ooo 45 posts.

5 more to go.
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Post by: cryopark on March 13, 2013, 04:27 am
sadadada
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Post by: ato72543 on March 13, 2013, 04:29 am
47
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Post by: OsamaBinLaden on March 13, 2013, 04:30 am
when chuck norris does push-ups does not relieve itself, lowers the world.
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Post by: kpnitreal1 on March 13, 2013, 04:32 am
123
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Post by: OsamaBinLaden on March 13, 2013, 04:33 am
The  faucet Chuck Norris does not lose,  wins.
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Post by: cryopark on March 13, 2013, 04:35 am
haaaaaaaaaaan
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Post by: ato72543 on March 13, 2013, 04:36 am
Roundhouse kick to the face!
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Post by: cryopark on March 13, 2013, 04:38 am
21 to go
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Post by: OsamaBinLaden on March 13, 2013, 04:40 am
Superman to change her clothes needed a phone booth.  Chuck Norris just a cell phone.
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Post by: OsamaBinLaden on March 13, 2013, 04:47 am
I'm a rebel mom, I'm a rebel mooooooooooooom,IM A REBEEEEEL  MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
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Post by: cryopark on March 13, 2013, 04:52 am
swagz
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Post by: OsamaBinLaden on March 13, 2013, 04:53 am
Scientists are looking for water on Mars. Chuck Norris has found water on the Sun
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Post by: cryopark on March 13, 2013, 04:58 am
haaaaan
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Post by: cryopark on March 13, 2013, 05:01 am
swag
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Post by: OsamaBinLaden on March 13, 2013, 05:03 am
Chuck Norris  not have in hand the life line, has the line of death.
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Post by: cryopark on March 13, 2013, 05:06 am
swag
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Post by: OsamaBinLaden on March 13, 2013, 05:08 am
One night Chuck Norris went to a pub to get a pint. Then he ordered even Nina and Santa Maria. And they have given them to him.
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Post by: OsamaBinLaden on March 13, 2013, 05:11 am
compliments CRYOPARK level completed!!!!
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Post by: OsamaBinLaden on March 13, 2013, 05:13 am
Chuck Norris is capable of winning a game of chess with one move, karate.
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Post by: OsamaBinLaden on March 13, 2013, 05:17 am
Chuck Norris can write in your thoughts.
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Post by: OsamaBinLaden on March 13, 2013, 05:21 am
When the crew of Apollo 13 has uttered the famous phrase "Houston we have a problem", the problem was Chuck Norris.
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Post by: OsamaBinLaden on March 13, 2013, 05:25 am
Every day at five Chuck Norris takes tea: put a bag in his mouth, pour hot water, wait three minutes, then drinks it all in one gulp. Bag included.
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Post by: OsamaBinLaden on March 13, 2013, 05:27 am
When Chuck Norris does exercises with weights, weights become stronger.
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Post by: OsamaBinLaden on March 13, 2013, 05:33 am
The white crocodile in the sewers of New York believes that Chuck Norris is a urban legend
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Post by: SoupN on March 13, 2013, 08:44 am
this is a great thread 10/10 ty
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Post by: bateman on March 13, 2013, 02:26 pm
Chuck norris doesn't do push ups, he pushes the world down!