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Discussion => Silk Road discussion => Topic started by: HarryTuttle on April 13, 2013, 05:45 am

Title: Free $9 gift code for my shop!
Post by: HarryTuttle on April 13, 2013, 05:45 am
Hi everyone,

I have just restocked my shop. Admittably, there are some strange things on it, but I am trying to fill a niche. One of the more common new arrivals is Lorazepam (Ativan), which is not that odd.
Sooo... the first one to tell me a joke (might be a bad one, and i will probably still laugh), will get the free gift code. women may jump the queue by flashing me!

cheers!
Title: Re: Free $9 gift code for my shop!
Post by: HarryTuttle on April 13, 2013, 06:09 am
well, um, i suppose the lack of initiative means that you guys are not really interested. however, please do pop by my shop. there are some weird things listed!
Title: Re: Free $9 gift code for my shop!
Post by: ashylarry on April 13, 2013, 06:30 am
The other day I was walking through the park and I noticed an old man sitting on the park bench with tears in his eyes.  I sit down to see if there was anything I could do to help.

"Sir, are you ok?" I asked.

"Well not really." the old man continued, "you see I am married to this unbelievably beautiful 21 year old model.  I mean really gorgeous, she quit her career as a Victoria's Secret model to marry me and travel the world.  Every morning when I wake up she gives me a blow job and then cooks me breakfast."

The old man stops to sniffle and pulls a handkerchief from his breast pocket to wipe his eyes.

"Well that sounds amazing!" I add.

"That's not the half of it young man.  After breakfast I watch her do yoga naked for about 30 minutes until I drift to sleep in my chair.  She wakes me up for lunch and right after that we make beautiful love. She is also a wonderful chef and always makes us a gourmet dinner.  The food is amazing and I really think she is a gift from God." the man says with more tears forming in his eyes.  "Every night we make love in the bath as she washes me and then she falls asleep in my arms."

"Well sir it seems like your wife is really wonderful.  If everything is so amazing with her why are you sitting here alone in the park crying?" I ask.

At this point the old man has really lost himself to the point that he is crying uncontrollably. Finally after about two minutes of crying he is able to respond.

"I don't remember where I live!!" the old man exclaims.
Title: Re: Free $9 gift code for my shop!
Post by: Green Haze on April 13, 2013, 01:51 pm
Complaining co-worker: Jesus! My head hurts.
Not so sympathetic co-worker: If I had a head like that and it didn't hurt, I would go see a doctor.

This is merely a quote from a song, but funny. "Tell your kids to say no to drugs, that means more for me!"

Have a good day and hope you got a chuckle at least. ;)
Title: Re: Free $9 gift code for my shop!
Post by: canuckboy on April 13, 2013, 02:27 pm
Everyone here is terrified of scams and too good to be true

You almost need a representative to sell for you. Haha. A spokesman that everyone here will trust.
I hope this helps you.