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Discussion => Off topic => Topic started by: dopesmack on November 29, 2012, 07:12 pm

Title: question for all u americans
Post by: dopesmack on November 29, 2012, 07:12 pm
are any of you from the midwest usa? i have a question for you
Title: Re: question for all u americans
Post by: saintgabriels on November 29, 2012, 07:47 pm
Do you think anyone who fit that description would tell you? Pose your question regardless...
Title: Re: question for all u americans
Post by: dopesmack on November 29, 2012, 08:27 pm
i need gear and i want to know if anyone is nearby
Title: Re: question for all u americans
Post by: Oh The Places Youll go on November 29, 2012, 11:19 pm
Haha Yeah I'll be in Chicago tomorrow. Meet me at the bean around 3:14, this is pie time for every cop in the city so we will be straight. I'll have an American flag jump suit and will also have a boombox blasting "Born In the USA" The gear will be in my front right pocket (I swear there won't be a hole in it) Just grab the gear and then reach in my left pocket and put the money in there
Title: Re: question for all u americans
Post by: fyg on November 30, 2012, 04:12 am
i think we found the first winner of a darwin award for a forum thread.
Title: Re: question for all u americans
Post by: James Hardens Beard on November 30, 2012, 04:17 am
Haha Yeah I'll be in Chicago tomorrow. Meet me at the bean around 3:14, this is pie time for every cop in the city so we will be straight. I'll have an American flag jump suit and will also have a boombox blasting "Born In the USA" The gear will be in my front right pocket (I swear there won't be a hole in it) Just grab the gear and then reach in my left pocket and put the money in there
Oh man if I could give you 1million karma for your username alone I would, but unfortunately I cannot so you will have to just settle for 1.

Also OP you can trust this man, I have done business trades for gear with him many times. He has got the goods, if you know what I mean.
Title: Re: question for all u americans
Post by: shunyata on November 30, 2012, 05:56 am
This is a joke, right?
Title: Re: question for all u americans
Post by: divinechemicals on November 30, 2012, 06:00 am
Go to the police station and calmly ask them this question (it's a code): Hello officer. Please allow me to sell you drugs. Now let's go molest a child.

The officers will take you to my gear. Enjoy!
Title: Re: question for all u americans
Post by: anonman88 on November 30, 2012, 07:01 am
go to downtown detroit, ask around there.
Title: Re: question for all u americans
Post by: Ahoyhoy on November 30, 2012, 02:51 pm
To quote Homer Simpson......'Doh!'
Title: Re: question for all u americans
Post by: dopesmack on November 30, 2012, 04:09 pm
do you guys enjoy being dickheads? fucking idiots didnt your mom teach you if you dont have nothing nice to say dont say it at all
Title: Re: question for all u americans
Post by: empireofthestate on November 30, 2012, 04:23 pm
Were not nice and werke nit going to hold your hand through this...so get a clue or get fucked
Title: Re: question for all u americans
Post by: shunyata on December 01, 2012, 01:18 am
There is a field of poppy plants in the Wizard of Oz so your reference to Dorothy is very appropriate! ;D ;D
Title: Re: question for all u americans
Post by: WinterMoon on December 01, 2012, 02:28 am
There is a field of poppy plants in the Wizard of Oz so your reference to Dorothy is very appropriate! ;D ;D

I might delete my earlier post - I don't like giving people a hard time.  This is a young girl and it's dangerous for her to be trying to hook up with random strangers online to score IRL. Stupid and dangerous. In another post, people were talking about SR representing freedom for women to buy drugs in a safe environment... I hope you are listening OP - buy from SR!  Scoring IRL could get you robbed, raped, or dead so stop it, please. [hug]
Title: Re: question for all u americans
Post by: shunyata on December 01, 2012, 03:14 am
So you think the OP navigated through tor and bitcoins and still can't figure out where it is save to buy drugs and that we don't provide location based information on this forum? Hmm, I don't know, sounds like BS to me. I see every poster as a potential LE.  :-X
Title: Re: question for all u americans
Post by: WinterMoon on December 01, 2012, 03:34 am
So you think the OP navigated through tor and bitcoins and still can't figure out where it is save to buy drugs and that we don't provide location based information on this forum? Hmm, I don't know, sounds like BS to me. I see every poster as a potential LE.  :-X

Totally could be LE pretending to be a college girl!  Could also be a strung out junkie needing to score and not taking any precautions.  Could be anything I suppose. Never know.  I just wish LE would move along and find something more useful to do - we're not bothering anyone and we're not hurting anyone.  The whole war on drugs is such a waste. And pot should be legal!
Title: Re: question for all u americans
Post by: shunyata on December 01, 2012, 04:27 am
I totally agree, WinterMoon! How about LE get off their asses and catch some pedophiles, rapists and murderers and leave us scientists alone!
Title: Re: question for all u americans
Post by: WinterMoon on December 01, 2012, 04:47 am
I totally agree, WinterMoon! How about LE get off their asses and catch some pedophiles, rapists and murderers and leave us scientists alone!

Attn LE:  Move along, please.  There's nothing to see here.  Nothing newsworthy.  Nothing happening.  fuckingACE threw up on his dog, that's about it. Please find something else to do.  Please move along .... thank you ~
Title: Re: question for all u americans
Post by: shunyata on December 01, 2012, 05:04 am
Hey, do they have to tell us if we ask them directly, "are you a cop"?
Title: Re: question for all u americans
Post by: oldtoby on December 01, 2012, 10:24 am
Hey, do they have to tell us if we ask them directly, "are you a cop"?

I don't know if you're asking this seriously as I would hope this myth is long dead and buried at this point but in case not: NO. Cops can tell you whatever they want.
Title: Re: question for all u americans
Post by: MC Haberdasher on December 01, 2012, 10:52 am
Hey, do they have to tell us if we ask them directly, "are you a cop"?

I don't know if you're asking this seriously as I would hope this myth is long dead and buried at this point but in case not: NO. Cops can tell you whatever they want.

You are right..  They can lie through their teeth all day.  I guess to be a good cop you have to have no qualms about being a lying scumbag.


"To protect and serve"..   ::)
Title: Re: question for all u americans
Post by: oldtoby on December 01, 2012, 12:04 pm
I guess I don't take issue with that one little thing in particular - I mean, that would be some moronic-level limitation to be sure, on par with there being a rule that if you asked a cop their favourite colour, they absolutely have to say "burgundy". J'accuse!

To add a slight caveat to the "can say whatever they want", there are some restrictions when it comes to entrapment, but they vary from state to state (if you're in the U.S.) and are really far too unpredictable to take any comfort from. So, theoretically, a cop can't tell you *anything* (and then arrest you) but practically, yeah, they can do whatever they want. And they can absolutely tell you that they are 100%, can't-believe-you'd-even-say-that-man-I-hate-cops-a-cop-killed-my-cousin, not a cop.
Title: Re: question for all u americans
Post by: shunyata on December 02, 2012, 08:11 pm
I don't hate cops. I don't hate anybody. Cops are humans just like us and they most likely get high too. I hate the war on drugs and the scum back politicians. Cops are just doing their job, just like soldiers. You don't hate soldiers, just because the moron politicians send them to baseless wars. Either way, I have more balanced approach to this. If cops have found their way to this forum it is of up most importance to be able to profile them as such.
Title: Re: question for all u americans
Post by: wetdog on December 02, 2012, 11:45 pm
i need gear and i want to know if anyone is nearby

In case you really don't know and haven't figured it out from the comments. 
There isn't a person on here that will meet you in person.  The only services here are done through the mail.  No gear can be found here in less than three days and more than likely a week if you're quick.
Good Luck to you and please try to be more careful.  Read the forums.  Everything you need to know has already been asked and answered.
Title: Re: question for all u americans
Post by: oldtoby on December 03, 2012, 01:50 am
I don't hate cops. I don't hate anybody. Cops are humans just like us and they most likely get high too. I hate the war on drugs and the scum back politicians. Cops are just doing their job, just like soldiers. You don't hate soldiers, just because the moron politicians send them to baseless wars. Either way, I have more balanced approach to this. If cops have found their way to this forum it is of up most importance to be able to profile them as such.

I wasn't suggesting you hated cops, by any means. I was rather hamfistedly imitating the "how shocked I am that you would suggest I'm a cop" language someone might use to embarass you into ignoring your intutions about them. Spending (a lot of) time on the forums, it's starting to look like I'm one of the more paranoid people on here, but my perspective is that there is no way LE *haven't* made it here and are pretending to be buyers and/or vendors. I mean, why wouldn't they? The fact that the forums haven't descended into one giant witch hunt of mutual overlapping accusations is kind of amazing. I think there's just kind of a mutual understanding that there's no point going down that road.
Title: Re: question for all u americans
Post by: PrincessHIGH on December 03, 2012, 01:49 pm
Haha Yeah I'll be in Chicago tomorrow. Meet me at the bean around 3:14, this is pie time for every cop in the city so we will be straight. I'll have an American flag jump suit and will also have a boombox blasting "Born In the USA" The gear will be in my front right pocket (I swear there won't be a hole in it) Just grab the gear and then reach in my left pocket and put the money in there
Oh the place's you'll go, you've made me laugh so hard I almost cried, if only I could share a few lines with you, a couple of shots, and a bit of banter, but that's impossible, so we'll have to settle for second best, me giving you a +1.
I've made an appropriate observation about op, an anagram of 'dopesmack' is 'smacked op', that is all ;)
Title: Re: question for all u americans
Post by: NoddingOff on December 03, 2012, 05:41 pm
If you buy gear online now from some domestic vendor and express it you'll have it by tomorrow or wednesday!!!!!!
Title: Re: question for all u americans
Post by: crazyburnout on December 03, 2012, 08:59 pm
the whole point of this place is not to deal with people face to face and be safe
Title: Re: question for all u americans
Post by: FBI on December 03, 2012, 10:59 pm
That was pretty hilarious.  I LOLed.  Please come back OP! We're nice!
Title: Re: question for all u americans
Post by: Driver613 on December 04, 2012, 01:11 am
What kind of "gear" are you looking for? Hockey mask, soccer shorts, Roman war helmet, or round metal with cogs that mesh together?
Title: Re: question for all u americans
Post by: oldtoby on December 04, 2012, 04:46 am
round metal with cogs that mesh together?

You got it. "I need gear" = steampunk enthusiast. Few are unashamed enough to buy their gear-encrusted wares outside of TOR sites these days. Hold your head high, OP!