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Market => Rumor mill => Topic started by: captainjojo on May 15, 2012, 04:49 am
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Or do you lick it's nose or skin like one of those hallucinogenic frogs?
Inquiring minds wish to know. :o
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I'm almost positive you need to huff the kitten's urine. That should get you to where you want to go. ;)
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I was just about to say that if the word urine appears as part of someones answer a big black cat will appear and steal your stash. Sure enough, it was the first answer. :)
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It's kiddie porn. >:(
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If you have to transact f2f it is seriously stupid to buy a live kitten.
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I nominate the title of this thread as funniest on SR!!!
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If you have to transact f2f it is seriously stupid to buy a live kitten.
dude I spit on the screen...classic
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If you have to transact f2f it is seriously stupid to buy a live kitten.
Yeah it's pretty hard to vacuum seal a kitten and fit into an envelope...
YMMV though.
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If you have to transact f2f it is seriously stupid to buy a live kitten.
Yeah it's pretty hard to vacuum seal a kitten and fit into an envelope...
No it's not...
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No need to smoke it. Huff that shit (it lasts longer) ;)
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Some people use cats to eat coffee beans and shit them out.
Is it a cool kitten, or just some gutter slut?
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Smoking a kitten is a stupid waste of time and money.
Any intelligent person knows kittens, and puppies for that matter, need to be blended and IV'd. Failing that, sublingual/buccal, but hairballs become an issue!
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I would think.. on a forum like S.R.... we would have some REAL players. People who are HARD CORE. People who KNOW WHAT'S UP.
Sadly.. no. you are ALL lightweight amateurs.
Everybody in my hood who is into kitten knows you have to PLUG that kitten. FUCK YEAH!
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Everybody in my hood who is into kitten knows you have to PLUG that kitten. FUCK YEAH!
Only a dick shoves pussy up their ass. ::)
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Everybody in my hood who is into kitten knows you have to PLUG that kitten. FUCK YEAH!
Only a dick shoves pussy up their ass. ::)
LMMFAO! it works on so many levels .. classic... why do we all assume that it is alive? i mean how cool would that be to order a dead kitten and mail it to someone elses address :))))
if it is alive then its prolly LE playing on the sympathetic sucker strings?
but to answer the original question..... you smoke a kitten in the BBQ pit and tell your friends its chicken ;)
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lmfao ;D u guys crack me up
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WTF! There is another thread going in the drug saftey forum about touching cats and babies while rolling. Its funny as hell.
Anyway, the kitten is probably intended to be used as a natural source of crystaline kitten. There is an easy home tech for extracting kitten base from whole kitten.
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Years ago I investigated:
Practical use of Kitten
a tec by Subtlety
Materials required:
A kitten (pref. dead)
Mulch or compost mixture
Dessicant (silica gel will work fine)
Coffee grinder or mortar/pestle
Coffee filters
Acetone
Process:
1. Place kitten (if not dead, kill first) in medium sized plastic bag. Add 50%-85% mulch or compost compund/kitten weight (kw, for this tec). Place bag in cool dark place (if using recently dead kitten, use air freshener for closets) for 3-5 days.
2. After removing bag, stomp on it repeatedly. If you hear any sounds from mixture, refer to step 1. If no sounds are heard, grind mixture inside bag with heel of boot. (note: you may want to double up the bag for this step, to avoid mixture spilling on your carpet. )
3. After mixture is ground through "stomp" method, return to closet 24 hours.
4. Retrieve mixture (now, kitten base or KB) and scoop in small quantities (whatever your grinder can handle) into grinder. Grind thoroughly. Bag each grind individually. Add dessicant (wrapped in tissue or something similar) to each bag. Place back in closet. Wait 24 hours.
5. Retrieve individual packs from closet, carefully remove dessicant. Dump remaining KB into coffee filters. SLOWLY drip acetone over KB in sink. Powder will filter through and drain off, leaving you with brownish crystals of pure KB. You now have pure, crystalize kitten base, congrats, you've come further than most scientists*
Notes:
*Important* You cannot insuffulate pure KB crystal, you will *DIE* The only known safe roa is vaporization. Kitten Base vaporizes at 7000 degrees celsius. You will need an experimental physics lab and/or a government grant to try this substance.
Pure crystalized kitten-base is, as far as I know, the most powerful substance known to man. While seemingly easy to make, very few people will have the chance to experience this beautiful new compound in it's pure form. It would be irresponsible of me not to state some kind of warning for those bold enough to pursue these experiments.
Peace and Unity,
-Subtlety
*meaning my friends and I, who are scientists only in the broadest sense of the word.
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Whoa, looks like someone's taking this a bit too seriously. ::)
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I'm totally sober and I still think this might be funniest thread I've seen since I've been here, I literally Laughed Out Loud. :D ;D :P
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Why waste time with kittens anyhow?
Any true fiend knows that minature goats are where the highness resides...
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Why waste time with kittens anyhow?
Any true fiend knows that minature goats are where the highness resides...
I find the mini goats go off quite fast. I have found (and believe me there was a lot of trial and error) but ginea pigs have been awesome. Plus if you do feel horny, you can always gaffer tape the little fella up and fuck the shit out of it.
Just a word some places frown down, in fact they totally discourage the smoking of this rodent. Apparently the toxicity in the fur causes some undesirable psychotic episodes. Personally if I get to this point I just start licking frogs and it generally subsides.... Or wait does that enhance? Just hold off the frog licking till I get a more definitive answer.
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hurry dude, this frogs slippery...
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Tried subtetly's process. Good and smooth. Doesn't burn while going down. The come up was fast within 30 minutes. I must say that this is better than sex
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You have to lick its little whiskers until it purrrrrs and that special vibration releases dopamine in the brain 100x the strength of meth.....common guys I cant believe nobody else knows this 8)
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