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Title: Existential 'Tor Machine'!
Post by: Hassan I Sabbah on May 26, 2012, 11:14 am
Eureka!! After 2 weeks of intense meth intake and various components from my television, computer, a latte machine i got for Xmas and even copper wiring from my ex-girlfriend's vibrator.. I believe I am very close to realizing the technology only dreamed of by Gene Roddenberry in the prophetic original television series 'Star Trek': I am pleased to announce to the wonderful people of Silk Road that I am nearing completion to building the world's first fully functioning 'transporter' machine!!

I am calling it the 'Tor Transporter'. I already own copy write to this name which shall beckon anyone familiar with encryption,Star Trek, buying illegal drugs on-line, and even D & D fans from around the world.

Imagine: this technology would make life so much easier for drug seller's and buyer's. Want some pure uncut Cocaine? Zip down to Bogata for a few minutes and come back with a pound that only cost you $50. bucks!! Heroin? Simply zip on over to Afghanistan for an hour or two. Wanna get laid without dealing with your annoying spouse who is allergic to fellatio? Transport to Bangkok for the evening check out the famous 'ping pong ball' trick before you select some 'lady's of the evening'. Or  'lady boys' (if you prefer chicks with dicks!). ha ha. I love America!!

The combinations and possibilities of this technology are truly amazing and infinite: you'll never have to go through the humiliation of being patted down by ugly airport security again, won't require a passport anymore, pay any  exorbitant duty taxes, and will never have to risk the annoying inconvenience of having your airplane highjacked by sexually repressed religious fanatics. In fact: you'll never need to take any other mode of transportation ever again: no need for a car,plane,bus or even stairs!! Can you imagine the savings!!

The fact  that you can beam yourself anywhere gives you unprecedented access to the best prescription drugs at pharmacies or hospitals or Third World nations. Beam yourself inside bank vaults if you are low on cash or to Eastern Europe for some really cool firearms. Have a quick conjugial visits with horny babes behind bars. You will be even cooler than Chris Angel!!

Another amazing benefit is that you can do any of this stuff while you are at work on a coffee break or while your spouse is walking the dog: nobody will be the wiser. This device is based upon the same principles and provides the same kind of anonymity that the internet program Tor does except this is not simply a virtual program it is EXISTENTIAL. For those who are unfamiliar with philosophy 101 this means it includes every molecule of what makes you YOU!!

Anyways, I have completely exhausted all my personal funds in trying to achieve this unbelievable dream: I can't even afford to pay for my Heroin and Meth medication anymore which not only provide me pain relief from the injuries received in a car accident many years ago but which I find give me superhuman wisdom to see the future.I am nearing completion of my project but I still need a few certain items only obtainable from a few top secret military research labs around the world. Getting access to these high security places will require a little more than forgeries of library or membership cards for the local swimming pool.

I need lot's of money: I will require  some serious expensive spy/stealth technology, extensive plastic surgery to alter my physical appearance, dental work to repair the ravages of Meth,authentic passports, and plenty of spending money and credit cards. Money is a necessary element of my 'cover story' which I think is ingenious and would put Ian Flamming to shame:
I am a successful international businessman with Amway which requires me to stay at 5 star hotels, driving luxury vehicles,first class airfare, and having attractive trustworthy ladies who will pose as my secretarial aides, provide personal security and will consent in meeting some of my other personal needs on a 24-7 basis.


Are you interested in not just reading history ..but in MAKING history? Would you like to make a REAL DIFFERENCE in the world and help kid's in Africa have access to safe drinking water?

WELL: I have an OFFER OF A LIFETIME for you:anyone who can make donate Bitcoins or drugs preferably #4 Heroin, clean Meth, good acid, and tobacco products  will automatically grant you  honorary membership into my elite 'Better Living through Chemistry Astronomical Society'. This honor not only entitles you to  a handsome official membership card personally signed by me but you will also receive a copy of my upcoming book " How to Become Rich, and Sexy in One Week". These items would normally sell for hundreds of thousands of dollars... but they are yours for whatever you can afford to give: even if it's just one Bitcoin or a quarter gram of H or Meth. It's the thought that counts.

This is a once in a life time opportunity of a life-time that you simply don't want to miss and it is being made exclusively to all the fine users of Silk Road.There are only  a dozen or so membership spaces available now... so don't delay and contact me asap with your generous donations!!

 I use to have a vendors account here on Silk Road but due to theft,betrayal,tornados, LEO, Tony76, and pedophiles that account was closed.

In the meantime Bitcoins can be sent to: 1H7TA7ea1p6gZFWEjecDDWAbrmueHwBxUC

To make donations of narcotics or psychedelics please PM me.

"One small step for man, one giant leap for mankind."
          Neil Armstrong, astronaut and personal friend  :)


Title: Re: Existential 'Tor Machine'!
Post by: Kappacino on May 26, 2012, 12:00 pm
This is genius. I'll pay you shinty-six elven souls for the first test run. I also have a unicorn horn you might be interested in, but that won't come cheap, it almost cost me my second wife's larynx.
Title: Re: Existential 'Tor Machine'!
Post by: TheGreaterGood on May 26, 2012, 01:11 pm
Whatever the fuck you're smoking, I want some of it.
Title: Re: Existential 'Tor Machine'!
Post by: Kappacino on May 26, 2012, 01:25 pm
Whatever the fuck you're smoking, I want some of it.

He's smoking King Hassan
Title: Re: Existential 'Tor Machine'!
Post by: Hassan I Sabbah on May 26, 2012, 01:40 pm
Whatever the fuck you're smoking, I want some of it.
+1 karma for a very good question! I like it when people ask questions. I snorted a 10 mg line of MIMM Crystal Meth when I awoke a 10 am yesterday at around 2 pm I did another line. At around 10pm. I did a few 10 mg diazepam's and a 200 ml IM shot of Hatter's Opana. Despite these efforts  to  sleep it is 6:30 a.m. and my heart  is still beating like a motherfucker, I feel like doing another line with my morning coffee and a cigarette, watch some porn (for research purposes only) wash my hands, take apart my toaster for the Tor Machine  and maybe have a quick nap sometime in this afternoon.

 Thank you for keeping scientific and philosophical inquiry alive and well. :)

p.s. my favorite Rolling Stones song will always be
      'Sympathy for the Devil'.
Title: Re: Existential 'Tor Machine'!
Post by: Hassan I Sabbah on May 26, 2012, 02:54 pm
This is genius. I'll pay you shinty-six elven souls for the first test run. I also have a unicorn horn you might be interested in, but that won't come cheap, it almost cost me my second wife's larynx.
Hmmm..the elven souls offer is something of great interest to me..perhaps it might help with my frequent stim dick.
However,mI refuse to buy a unicorn horn from Silk Road again after several acetone washes revealed that the horns were 90% caffeine. With regards to your concern about the loss of your wife's larynx it isn't necessarily a bad thing: if my ex didn't use her's so damn much we might still  be married.
   
If you could get me the nut sack of a troll that would be really appreciated: I find them great for chewing on when I am tweaking. My dentist told me that chewing on troll nutsack significantly reduced the of erosion caused by the bruxism which often accompanies methamphetamine use.

  +1 karma point for making me realize that the Lord of the Ring   books were and shall ever remain far better than their cheesy translations into film. It basically took what was once a rich  and magical tale from the imagination and scholarship of JR Tolkein and  turned it into a cheap  version of 'Harry Potter' for adults. The films are about as close to 'fantasy' as the cheap cardboard crowns that come with the kid's meals at Burger King.
Title: Re: Existential 'Tor Machine'!
Post by: Kappacino on May 26, 2012, 03:12 pm
This is genius. I'll pay you shinty-six elven souls for the first test run. I also have a unicorn horn you might be interested in, but that won't come cheap, it almost cost me my second wife's larynx.
Hmmm..the elven souls offer is something of great interest to me..perhaps it might help with my frequent stim dick.
However,mI refuse to buy a unicorn horn from Silk Road again after several acetone washes revealed that the horns were 90% caffeine. With regards to your concern about the loss of your wife's larynx it isn't necessarily a bad thing: if my ex didn't use her's so damn much we might still  be married.
   
If you could get me the nut sack of a troll that would be really appreciated: I find them great for chewing on when I am tweaking. My dentist told me that chewing on troll nutsack significantly reduced the of erosion caused by the bruxism which often accompanies methamphetamine use.

  +1 karma point for making me realize that the Lord of the Ring   books were and shall ever remain far better than their cheesy translations into film. It basically took what was once a rich  and magical tale from the imagination and scholarship of JR Tolkein and  turned it into a cheap  version of 'Harry Potter' for adults. The films are about as close to 'fantasy' as the cheap cardboard crowns that come with the kid's meals at Burger King.

Troll nutsack I can do, but you're going to have to trade me a pound of ultraviolet cheese steak as a trade.

But seriously, I thought the LOTR films were pretty decent. If not only for the line "I'm kind of like Gandalf" -- How? -- "I've got a big staff and I'm looking for a ring to destroy".

Seriously, that line will get you untold pussy at comic-con.