Silk Road forums

Discussion => Newbie discussion => Topic started by: dogdug on February 19, 2013, 07:39 pm

Title: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck?
Post by: dogdug on February 19, 2013, 07:39 pm
I'll say 7
Title: Re: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck?
Post by: wonko on February 19, 2013, 08:00 pm
A woodchuck could chuck no amount of wood since a woodchuck can't chuck wood.
Title: Re: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck?
Post by: American on February 19, 2013, 08:02 pm
I'll say 7

I agree with 7
Title: Re: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck?
Post by: United Distributions on February 19, 2013, 08:26 pm
Chuck Norris's buddy United Distributions once asked him how much wood a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood. He then shouted, "HOW DARE YOU RHYME IN THE PRESENCE OF CHUCK NORRIS!" and ripped out United Distributions throat. Holding United Distributions throat in his hand he bellowed, "Don't f*ck with Chuck!" Two years and five months later he realized the irony of this statement and laughed so hard that anyone within a hundred mile radius of the blast went deaf.
Title: Re: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck?
Post by: BlazedForDays on February 19, 2013, 08:36 pm
Chuck Norris's buddy United Distributions once asked him how much wood a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood. He then shouted, "HOW DARE YOU RHYME IN THE PRESENCE OF CHUCK NORRIS!" and ripped out United Distributions throat. Holding United Distributions throat in his hand he bellowed, "Don't f*ck with Chuck!" Two years and five months later he realized the irony of this statement and laughed so hard that anyone within a hundred mile radius of the blast went deaf.

wut
Title: Re: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck?
Post by: Danhammer on February 19, 2013, 08:37 pm
quite much
Title: Re: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck?
Post by: TwoneNathandjoe on February 19, 2013, 08:37 pm
3 Cubic Feet.
Title: Re: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck?
Post by: 176400 on February 19, 2013, 09:03 pm
half a tree
Title: Re: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck?
Post by: Yoda on February 20, 2013, 10:26 am

Chuck Norris's buddy United Distributions once asked him how much wood a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood. He then shouted, "HOW DARE YOU RHYME IN THE PRESENCE OF CHUCK NORRIS!" and ripped out United Distributions throat. Holding United Distributions throat in his hand he bellowed, "Don't f*ck with Chuck!" Two years and five months later he realized the irony of this statement and laughed so hard that anyone within a hundred mile radius of the blast went deaf.

When Alexander Bell invented the telephone, he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris.
Title: Re: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck?
Post by: ultroping2435 on February 20, 2013, 03:34 pm
7 seems about right.
Title: Re: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck?
Post by: meatwad on February 21, 2013, 05:44 pm
if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
Title: Re: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck?
Post by: xloveralot on February 23, 2013, 04:47 am
A woodchuck could chuck no amount of wood since a woodchuck can't chuck wood.

But what if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
I have no idea.
Title: Re: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck?
Post by: wheres wally on February 23, 2013, 05:57 am
if they can, its probably about 7. but, is there any published research on the subject?
Title: Re: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck?
Post by: Doc_Tryptamine on February 23, 2013, 06:08 am
skdalkdlaskdlasdklakslld
Title: Re: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck?
Post by: Oliveoil on February 23, 2013, 06:24 am
peter piper picked a peck of pickled peppers
rubber baby buggy bumpers
Title: Re: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck?
Post by: Sainsburys on February 23, 2013, 09:07 pm
Fuckin loads of wood get chucked
Title: Re: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck?
Post by: FunnyH0rsie on February 24, 2013, 01:02 am
A wood chuck would chuck all that it could if a wood chuck could chuck wood. BOOM