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Discussion => Drug safety => Topic started by: LawEnforcement on June 05, 2012, 12:35 pm

Title: METHODS AND TIPS FOR SELLING DRUGS IN REAL LIFE?
Post by: LawEnforcement on June 05, 2012, 12:35 pm
Please enlighten us.
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Post by: Knomo on June 05, 2012, 01:00 pm
Lulz, +1 for making me laugh
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Post by: Oldschool on June 12, 2012, 12:05 pm
tip 1 - Don't get caught!
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Post by: Raoul Duke on June 12, 2012, 12:26 pm
tip 2 - don't tell LE!
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Post by: MojoMan on June 12, 2012, 12:34 pm
tip 3 - don't take your own product
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Post by: RandomFellow on June 12, 2012, 03:39 pm
tip 4 - Don't. Use SR.
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Post by: Kappacino on June 12, 2012, 03:51 pm
tip 5 - don't listen to tip 1-4
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Post by: Limetless on June 12, 2012, 04:45 pm
@ OP, you should train Mice to carry the shit on their back and deliver on whistle command and have a train a Gorilla in the use of a machete to ensure you get the payments. You should train the Gorilla (who you should name Dennis) to attack at the sound of a joke car horn "BAAAAHMMMM". You should also also dress the Gorilla in a red silk dressing gown and get a tshirt for yourself that says "Cock-Smoker" Cock is a code word for crack you see and smoker....well yeah so it makes you easily identifiable as the man without a plan.
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Post by: flangepot on June 12, 2012, 04:59 pm
@ OP, you should train Mice to carry the shit on their back and deliver on whistle command and have a train a Gorilla in the use of a machete to ensure you get the payments. You should train the Gorilla (who you should name Dennis) to attack at the sound of a joke car horn "BAAAAHMMMM". You should also also dress the Gorilla in a red silk dressing gown and get a tshirt for yourself that says "Cock-Smoker" Cock is a code word for crack you see and smoker....well yeah so it makes you easily identifiable as the man without a plan.

classic!
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Post by: Limetless on June 13, 2012, 12:12 am
Rolls eyes.....  ::)
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Post by: rmaxjax on June 13, 2012, 09:56 am
Buy a prepaid phone, oh and dont "top" it up with your credit card ;)
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Post by: TorGod on June 13, 2012, 03:44 pm
tip 3 - don't take your own product

Monkeys can't sell Bananas
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Post by: Limetless on June 13, 2012, 03:46 pm
tip 3 - don't take your own product

Monkeys can't sell Bananas

They can but they have to be wearing red silk dressing gowns
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Post by: TheSocialEngineer on June 13, 2012, 04:18 pm
Buy a prepaid phone, oh and dont "top" it up with your credit card ;)

Don't you need identification to buy such a phone?
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Post by: breathe on June 13, 2012, 04:27 pm
Remember to buy your 22"s in silver not gold so as not to arouse suspicion
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Post by: overman on June 13, 2012, 06:21 pm
Make sure your car has hydraulics, or at least drive an Escalade. This way, your buyers will know you're legit and the police won't suspect a thing.
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Post by: zywojfobdo on June 13, 2012, 06:47 pm
First of all, this is much more dangerous. You can get in conflict with those who control the business in your area.
Title: Re: METHODS AND TIPS FOR SELLING DRUGS IN REAL LIFE?
Post by: rmaxjax on June 14, 2012, 04:17 am
Buy a prepaid phone, oh and dont "top" it up with your credit card ;)

Don't you need identification to buy such a phone?

Not where I'm from (gangland)
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Post by: GunsoftheNavarone86 on June 14, 2012, 06:16 am
Far as I know, you can always buy a prepaid phone without ID. Never been carded once, and I've bought dozens at many different places. Anyway, here is my tip, go down to the local police station and tell them you will be dealing drugs so whoever you need to payoff should contact you. Leave a business card and make sure your job title says "Drug Dealer." A direct approach is always best.
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Post by: drevious on June 14, 2012, 02:59 pm
Set up a lemonaide stand at the end of your driveway
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Post by: Raoul Duke on June 14, 2012, 03:02 pm
Set up a lemonaide stand at the end of your driveway

or 'acquire' an ice cream van :)
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Post by: fsgr on June 14, 2012, 03:33 pm
Actual tip, dont give credit to anyone!
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Post by: TheStealthyRacoon on June 14, 2012, 09:32 pm
Be sure to stand in an ally way in an old tracksuit and remember your best customers and businessmen on lunch break and scared looking old people.

Good luck.
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Post by: n0n00dz4u on June 15, 2012, 01:34 am
Play by your own rules.

If you have the product the customer should do their best to make you feel comfortable.

Also do not sell drugs to anyone who doesn't actively ingest them.

If some one doesn't even take ecstasy why the living hell would they be interested in 1000?
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Post by: TheStealthyRacoon on June 15, 2012, 07:11 am
Also do not sell drugs to anyone who doesn't actively ingest them.
If some one doesn't even take ecstasy why the living hell would they be interested in 1000?
Because they have a friend who is looking for a quantity for selling? Because they may not like the drug but deal it anyway? If anything, moving  towards becoming a middleman is the best step forward, isn't it?
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Post by: Gary Oak on June 15, 2012, 07:41 am
Oh! Oh, um! I thought of something important everyone!.....shit....it was really good too....???

Oh yeah, I remember! Don't get caught. 8) Right on brothers! O0
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Post by: souledout on June 16, 2012, 12:08 am
Play by your own rules.

If you have the product the customer should do their best to make you feel comfortable.

Also do not sell drugs to anyone who doesn't actively ingest them.

If some one doesn't even take ecstasy why the living hell would they be interested in 1000?

this +100 !   Or any one that says a bulk purchase is for someone else.
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Post by: breathe on June 16, 2012, 12:43 am
I know people that deal drugs they don't use
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Post by: BuprenorFiend on July 19, 2012, 07:00 am
I sell weed, and I don't smoke it. In fact, I've outright refused to smoke it when customers who were unknown to me have requested it. I can't stand the buzz, smell, taste, etc. In my opinion, however, if you sell a particular drug, you *shouldn't* be actively consuming it if you want to make any money.

If you're like me though, you can just show skeptics the track mark scars all over your body to prove that you're not LE. This technique can apply to users of *any* drug. For example:

Crack: burnt lips
Meth: missing teeth/facial scars from digging
Ecstasy: your prescription of anti-depressants
Marijuana: your high school report card
LSD: the chain that you use to tie yourself to trees to prevent forestation
Mushrooms: your overall demeanor at any given time
Salvia: the broken furniture all over your house
Heroin: the lack of furniture all over your house
Cocaine: your jar of rolled-up $1 bills that cashiers refuse to accept due to the boogers covering the ends of each one

The list goes on and on. If you do any type of drug on the regular, you possess *something* that you can display as proof if the need ever arises.
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Post by: TheBusiness on July 19, 2012, 01:05 pm
Don't get high off your own supply.

You know, I thought dealers actually believed that until I started browsing these forums.  ;)