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Title: DARK EXPRESSO METH REVIEW THREAD!!!
Post by: Hassan I Sabbah on June 20, 2012, 04:24 pm
I recently had the pleasure of communicating with this very promising new Meth vendor and look forward to doing business with him as soon as I can replenish the funds in my SR account. From what I have read this dude is providing fast stealthy service and very righteous Shard...and we Meth heads always welcome any vendor that doesn't treat us like or sells total shit.

I encourage all customer's of Dark Expresso to post their reviews here. Dude: keep up the great work...you are doing something right and providing a much needed service.

Just giving praise to the praiseworthy. Peace. :) :) :)
Title: Re: DARK EXPRESSO METH REVIEW THREAD!!!
Post by: tabbenoit on June 21, 2012, 02:12 am
Ordered on a wed or thursday, received super stealth package on monday, shit went coast to coast.  Nice weight and the shit has legs, no sleeping an hour after a fucking bowl that's for sure.  I hope they list some more smaller listings so I can order again.
Title: Re: DARK EXPRESSO METH REVIEW THREAD!!!
Post by: synergicity on June 21, 2012, 03:52 am
I too have had the delish shards from DarkExpresso - and had the same great experience - super fast and super stealthy.  Ordered Friday (or maybe late thurs night) - he shipped Friday and it arrived Monday - coast to mid US.  Amazing service in this hairy meth-erland we are currently living in.  He was extremely responsive (quick at that too) and very very nice to deal with.  And the quality is exceptional - has just the right taste and just the right buzz that lasts for days.  I REALLY want one of those balls...

Hassan - get your shit together and order up dude! And thats a big AMEN on the treatment, friend.  I will not order from a dickhead.
Title: Re: DARK EXPRESSO METH REVIEW THREAD!!!
Post by: Hassan I Sabbah on June 21, 2012, 04:02 am
Hassan - get your shit together and order up dude! And thats a big AMEN on the treatment, friend.  I will not order from a dickhead.
Fucking right dude. Thanks for the good advice. As soon as I get paid I am making an order. Yeah..his 8 balls do sound mighty tempting...

It's so reassuring to come across a promising new Meth vendor after a month of deals gone bad. :)
Title: Re: DARK EXPRESSO METH REVIEW THREAD!!!
Post by: cantrell54 on July 15, 2012, 06:03 pm
Just went through my first order with DarkExpresso and wanted to leave word, because this guy is awesome!

Over the past few months, the Meth market on SR has seen the arrival of a few highly reliable vendors, in service and product, and DarkExpresso is definitely one of them. My order was confirmed in the mail within 24 hours. I FE'd for extra weight, and he confirmed just how much extra upon notifying me it had shipped. Step 1, A++ for great customer service and communication.

The packaging was very stealthy. The product is outstanding! Arrived as almost 1 big shard that is hard to break. Burns clean. The shit any way you choose to ingest it is rocket fuel. Long lasting, too.  Step 2, 10 Thumbs Up!

On top of it all, the price is good. There is some other top quality stuff, equatable to DarkEx's, on Road, and those sellers are charging 5-10 BTC more than DarkEx.

This seller is all around awesome - I'll come back.
Title: Re: DARK EXPRESSO METH REVIEW THREAD!!!
Post by: harpua25 on July 15, 2012, 10:02 pm
My interaction with DE has been top-notch as well.  My first order arrived and although it looked and smoked like absolute fire, something was just not quite right with it.  I informed DE, and although he was surprised, he offered to send me more from a different batch before I placed a larger order I was planning on making.  I haven't received the replacement yet, but I have little doubt it will be good stuff, and DE has been an absolute pleasure to work with so far.

(For the record, I had some friends try the first order and they agreed that something was off about it--no euphoria and not much in the way of legs.  As DE initially speculated, I'm pretty sure that I just had the misfortune of getting a bad batch, and I'm looking forward to trying the re-send in the next couple days.)

Over all, it's obvious DE is an extremely fair person, and I won't hesitate to order from him again.
Title: Re: DARK EXPRESSO METH REVIEW THREAD!!!
Post by: harpua25 on July 16, 2012, 05:38 pm
I received my re-ship today, and it's fire.  I can't say enough about DE's professionalism.  While most vendor s would've thought I was just trying to get free product, DE actually took my concerns seriously and promptly rectified them.  (And don't worry about that bad batch--he disposed of it when I told him it was sub-par.)
Title: Re: DARK EXPRESSO METH REVIEW THREAD!!!
Post by: Goofy Hippy on July 27, 2012, 09:45 am
Ordered an 8ball on Sunday, July 22. Order was marked 'in transit' Monday A.M. July 23rd. Best customer service I've seen from a Silk Road vendor of meth, hands down! Always responded immediately with nice, cheerful and helpful PMs. Order arrived here Wed. around 7A.M. ish! That's not even 3 days! Was the very best of packaging I've ever seen! The 8ball was a single 3.5 gram chard that would have taken a search warrant to find!  Impressive!

 There is nothing more discouraging than meth vendors who advertise satisfaction guaranteed - false promises and postings like, 'just PM me about any concerns!'your satisfaction is guaranteed!' and then have not just one of those 'just PM me' PMs but 5! With darkexpresso it is worth it just for their honesty! No wondering what the excuse will be today, 'my dog ate my home work', 'my cunt grl frnd is a cunt and fucked me!' [ya THINK! Lol], 'the check is in the mail' and of course my personal favorite,' I won't cum in your mouth!'  .   .    Talk is really inexpensive these days!

Darkexpresso PMed me the following day of my order being marked shipped and told me it would be here by Thursday. I hadn't even asked! That's customer care! And how about it got here Wednesday!

Yeh! Nice people! Insanely stealth packaging! Honest and very strong product on top of it all! I did about a quarter to 1/3rd of a gram - around 10 A.M. Wednesday! It's now Friday morning and I haven't had any thoughts of needing more or a rest and it's got the horn dog tendency too for you fellow/fella pre-verts out there! Got a date tonight to test it on the opposite sex!

Hubba bubba hubba

I don't vouch for too many vendors but you can trust this vendor! If you want to keep thinking some vendors who are very consistent with inconsistencies hypothetical - 'got your back's that go out with their ex-hails of the glass pipe then good luck.  The proof is in the pudding. If you want someone that never made any promises of things that are of meth dream quality but have no place in reality more times than not, then you're crazy not to give this vendor a chance! Good fucking job dark!

That'll do piggy. That'll do!
Title: Re: DARK EXPRESSO METH REVIEW THREAD!!!
Post by: restauranteman on August 03, 2012, 07:38 am
I am sooooo relieved to see the positive feedback.  I have ordered off of SR for almost a year now and then quit after getting burned bad by VMM.   I came back a couple weeks ago and set up a new acct.  First order?  placedc it with Dark Expresso and finalized early!!!   He sounded sooo professional  and was willing to work with me even though I was short on btc we worked out a deal.  Anyway, I never received my order.  I pm'd him today and after seeing this thread I am breathing easy.  lol.  He sounds like a cool guy who will do right on me.  Can you imagine how i was feeling?  After being burned by the Vortex I swore if I ever came back here I would never FE and then poof I did it my first order!!  :)
Title: Re: DARK EXPRESSO METH REVIEW THREAD!!!
Post by: darkexpresso on August 08, 2012, 03:38 pm
you never received your order?
Title: Re: DARK EXPRESSO METH REVIEW THREAD!!!
Post by: sickgirl on August 08, 2012, 03:48 pm
Dammit, see? After reading reviews like this, I am gonna have to place an order on payday...
Title: Re: DARK EXPRESSO METH REVIEW THREAD!!!
Post by: tabbenoit on August 15, 2012, 12:50 am
Just a reminder that Dark Expresso is another straight up vendor here on SR, always sends quick, weight is always on, meth is always good.  Good stealth ship too.
Title: Re: DARK EXPRESSO METH REVIEW THREAD!!!
Post by: Goofy Hippy on August 15, 2012, 01:30 am
Dammit, see? After reading reviews like this, I am gonna have to place an order on payday...

You won't go wrong with this guy SickGirl. He knows it's not exactly the 'EofS' we be looking for, but he's honest enough to keep on looking for it for us horn dogs and in the mean time not saying he has it as some vendors do! That's what he told me anyway. He sure as hell will never promise to send you something and then shine you on like some other (SE) vendors do!

Please let us know what you think of DE product and always remember it's a crap shoot here on The Road to find 'EofS' dope. I think if anyone can find it-DE will try the hardest!
Title: Re: DARK EXPRESSO METH REVIEW THREAD!!!
Post by: Goofy Hippy on August 15, 2012, 01:35 am
Sup Tabb!  :)
Title: Re: DARK EXPRESSO METH REVIEW THREAD!!!
Post by: tabbenoit on August 16, 2012, 01:10 am
Sup Tabb!  :)

hey buddy, can't keep up with your aliases!  All good here, getting ready to get off the road for good in a month or so......
Title: Re: DARK EXPRESSO METH REVIEW THREAD!!!
Post by: Goofy Hippy on August 16, 2012, 06:52 am
Sup Tabb!  :)

hey buddy, can't keep up with your aliases!  All good here, getting ready to get off the road for good in a month or so......

Lol! Keeps the 'flys' off me that way! Going to miss you brother!
Title: Re: DARK EXPRESSO METH REVIEW THREAD!!!
Post by: darkexpresso on November 11, 2012, 09:21 pm
HELLO EVERYONE, if SR continues to be down you can reach darkexpresso here:

breakinggood@tormail.org
Title: Re: DARK EXPRESSO METH REVIEW THREAD!!!
Post by: Heteroplasmy on November 11, 2012, 11:03 pm
My interaction with DE has been top-notch as well.  My first order arrived and although it looked and smoked like absolute fire, something was just not quite right with it.  I informed DE, and although he was surprised, he offered to send me more from a different batch before I placed a larger order I was planning on making.  I haven't received the replacement yet, but I have little doubt it will be good stuff, and DE has been an absolute pleasure to work with so far.

(For the record, I had some friends try the first order and they agreed that something was off about it--no euphoria and not much in the way of legs.  As DE initially speculated, I'm pretty sure that I just had the misfortune of getting a bad batch, and I'm looking forward to trying the re-send in the next couple days.)

Over all, it's obvious DE is an extremely fair person, and I won't hesitate to order from him again.

Let me just say that DarkExpreseso is one of my all-time favorite vendor's on SR! His Priority shipping is faster than most people's Express shipping; I have spent over $2,000.00 with him alone! He is always willing to work out any issues that I had, for instance my eight-ball was light and he more than made up for it, and I ordered Express for an order, but it was sent Priority and he more than worked out the issue. I have just now gotten around to really trying out his product and although the meth shards are beautiful glass, my girl and I both agreed that they seemed a bit weak. I ordered a sample order of 100mg from drpvmd and only needed 25mg of it and I didn't sleep for 2 days. I have to take up to 200mg of DE's product to feel anywhere near the euphoria that I felt on drpvmd's 100mg sample order. I don't blame DE, because he always carries the best product; I have ordered lots of cocaine from him and it is hands down the best cocaine I have ever seen or had!
Title: Re: DARK EXPRESSO METH REVIEW THREAD!!!
Post by: ralph123 on November 12, 2012, 12:17 am
this thread has gotten me intrigued to say the least. I can't wait to have a look at Dark Expresso's seller page with what kind of listings he has for those shards. I have tried 3 different vendors of shard and they have all been good quality and good vendor services. If I try out Dark Expresso then that will be all the dealers of crystal meth shards. Then I will be able to compare them and make a desicion about who will be my go to vendor for high quality shard.

That other vendor claiming to have Oklahoma meth can keep it at those prices. I am not only a user but I have a few people I can supply so I am looking for high quality shards or ice at an affordable price. That guy has a gram listed at 225 usd and I don't know but maybe it's worth it but I'd like to find it for a little less then that. Keep in mind that the only meth here is the shake'n'bake kind. I am hoping to be able to offer a better high quality and cleaner meth. I'll be the only person to have it in this area. The circle of friends that I know and will pay for it will come running. I can't wait til I can get back on SR
Title: Re: DARK EXPRESSO METH REVIEW THREAD!!!
Post by: NotMe123 on November 19, 2012, 07:58 am
this thread has gotten me intrigued to say the least. I can't wait to have a look at Dark Expresso's seller page with what kind of listings he has for those shards. I have tried 3 different vendors of shard and they have all been good quality and good vendor services. If I try out Dark Expresso then that will be all the dealers of crystal meth shards. Then I will be able to compare them and make a desicion about who will be my go to vendor for high quality shard.

That other vendor claiming to have Oklahoma meth can keep it at those prices. I am not only a user but I have a few people I can supply so I am looking for high quality shards or ice at an affordable price. That guy has a gram listed at 225 usd and I don't know but maybe it's worth it but I'd like to find it for a little less then that. Keep in mind that the only meth here is the shake'n'bake kind. I am hoping to be able to offer a better high quality and cleaner meth. I'll be the only person to have it in this area. The circle of friends that I know and will pay for it will come running. I can't wait til I can get back on SR

who would you recommend for meth to Australia? iv'e tried MIMM's and liked it but want to try something different (and hopefully better) this time.
Title: Re: DARK EXPRESSO METH REVIEW THREAD!!!
Post by: darkexpresso on November 27, 2012, 06:43 am
My interaction with DE has been top-notch as well.  My first order arrived and although it looked and smoked like absolute fire, something was just not quite right with it.  I informed DE, and although he was surprised, he offered to send me more from a different batch before I placed a larger order I was planning on making.  I haven't received the replacement yet, but I have little doubt it will be good stuff, and DE has been an absolute pleasure to work with so far.

(For the record, I had some friends try the first order and they agreed that something was off about it--no euphoria and not much in the way of legs.  As DE initially speculated, I'm pretty sure that I just had the misfortune of getting a bad batch, and I'm looking forward to trying the re-send in the next couple days.)

Over all, it's obvious DE is an extremely fair person, and I won't hesitate to order from him again.

Let me just say that DarkExpreseso is one of my all-time favorite vendor's on SR! His Priority shipping is faster than most people's Express shipping; I have spent over $2,000.00 with him alone! He is always willing to work out any issues that I had, for instance my eight-ball was light and he more than made up for it, and I ordered Express for an order, but it was sent Priority and he more than worked out the issue. I have just now gotten around to really trying out his product and although the meth shards are beautiful glass, my girl and I both agreed that they seemed a bit weak. I ordered a sample order of 100mg from drpvmd and only needed 25mg of it and I didn't sleep for 2 days. I have to take up to 200mg of DE's product to feel anywhere near the euphoria that I felt on drpvmd's 100mg sample order. I don't blame DE, because he always carries the best product; I have ordered lots of cocaine from him and it is hands down the best cocaine I have ever seen or had!



Hey, I took care of the lousy batch connect, I have excellent stuff now :D
SOrry about the hiccup. Sometimes suppliers get slick, but I fixed it.
Title: Re: DARK EXPRESSO METH REVIEW THREAD!!!
Post by: Heteroplasmy on December 03, 2012, 01:47 pm
My interaction with DE has been top-notch as well.  My first order arrived and although it looked and smoked like absolute fire, something was just not quite right with it.  I informed DE, and although he was surprised, he offered to send me more from a different batch before I placed a larger order I was planning on making.  I haven't received the replacement yet, but I have little doubt it will be good stuff, and DE has been an absolute pleasure to work with so far.

(For the record, I had some friends try the first order and they agreed that something was off about it--no euphoria and not much in the way of legs.  As DE initially speculated, I'm pretty sure that I just had the misfortune of getting a bad batch, and I'm looking forward to trying the re-send in the next couple days.)

Over all, it's obvious DE is an extremely fair person, and I won't hesitate to order from him again.

Let me just say that DarkExpreseso is one of my all-time favorite vendor's on SR! His Priority shipping is faster than most people's Express shipping; I have spent over $2,000.00 with him alone! He is always willing to work out any issues that I had, for instance my eight-ball was light and he more than made up for it, and I ordered Express for an order, but it was sent Priority and he more than worked out the issue. I have just now gotten around to really trying out his product and although the meth shards are beautiful glass, my girl and I both agreed that they seemed a bit weak. I ordered a sample order of 100mg from drpvmd and only needed 25mg of it and I didn't sleep for 2 days. I have to take up to 200mg of DE's product to feel anywhere near the euphoria that I felt on drpvmd's 100mg sample order. I don't blame DE, because he always carries the best product; I have ordered lots of cocaine from him and it is hands down the best cocaine I have ever seen or had!



Hey, I took care of the lousy batch connect, I have excellent stuff now :D
SOrry about the hiccup. Sometimes suppliers get slick, but I fixed it.

I will personally vouch for DE when he says he fixed his Crystal connect... DE sent me several 1 gram samples to try out and knowing what I know of the synthesis and chemistry (I am double majoring in chemistry), I can personally attest to DE's methamphetamine batch as being top notch glass-grade product. I will always be a customer of DE's!