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Discussion => Off topic => Topic started by: Limetless on July 02, 2012, 12:09 pm

Title: Goin the shop.
Post by: Limetless on July 02, 2012, 12:09 pm
Anyone want anything?

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Post by: diskoking23 on July 02, 2012, 12:11 pm
The till..... :D
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Post by: Kappacino on July 02, 2012, 12:12 pm
Haribo Tangfastics.

Mars milkshake.

Kinder Bueno.

The lunch of KINGS
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Post by: Limetless on July 02, 2012, 12:18 pm
I'm getting the following -

20 Marly Lights.

7 x Innocent Smoothie (COZ I'M FUCKING RICH)

4-5 X Posh Soup

Nan breads

Fruit

Stamps

Love shopping at Waitrose.....
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Post by: Knomo on July 02, 2012, 12:19 pm
Case of beer and a pizza for dinner
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Post by: cache on July 02, 2012, 12:31 pm
Get us some silver Kingskins, 20 Bensons and a Mars Milk. If you drop them off in Southend for me I will give you an extra fiver for petrol.

And if you give me a lift back in to town I will give you a score, I can't be doing with the train today and my motor is back in Dalston.
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Post by: BanWork on July 02, 2012, 12:55 pm
ooh, YES PLEASE!

- Pack of extra extra extra large king size condoms (ribbed, chilli flavored)
- Tube o lube, one of those tingly ones
- Bottle of Lambrini
- 1 banana
- 1 snickers, king size
- A copy of Gay Times
- And a tube of thrush cream.

Cheers  8)
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Post by: noosemagnet on July 02, 2012, 12:58 pm
cucumber and some castrol gtx please.
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Post by: Limetless on July 02, 2012, 01:00 pm
Lol, I love that people actually got on this.  ;D
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Post by: Kappacino on July 02, 2012, 01:05 pm
Lol, I love that people actually got on this.  ;D

Telling people what you like is always fun, you never know, some people might like the same stuff as you! ;D
Title: Re: Goin the shop.
Post by: saffron on July 02, 2012, 01:08 pm
The till..... :D
;D ;D
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Post by: Adasel on July 02, 2012, 02:20 pm
Kappacino, you going for lambrini mate?? Times a bit hard on ya ? :P
Grab me two bottles of white echo falls then im a happy bunny!
Title: Re: Goin the shop.
Post by: Kappacino on July 02, 2012, 02:25 pm
Kappacino, you going for lambrini mate?? Times a bit hard on ya ? :P
Grab me two bottles of white echo falls then im a happy bunny!

You need to mix white echo falls with vodka.

It's literally the worst thing ever, but gets you SMASHED just through sheer disgust in about 3 seconds
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Post by: Adasel on July 02, 2012, 04:38 pm
LMFAO mate.
I get smashed on Echo Falls let along mixing it with vodka lol.
Funny thing though, i turned to wine because frankly drinking stuff like beer or larger never did fuck all for me.
If anything i got well bloated on it before i even got slightly pissed!!
Anything you used to drink in the past bro??
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Post by: Kappacino on July 02, 2012, 04:45 pm
LMFAO mate.
I get smashed on Echo Falls let along mixing it with vodka lol.
Funny thing though, i turned to wine because frankly drinking stuff like beer or larger never did fuck all for me.
If anything i got well bloated on it before i even got slightly pissed!!
Anything you used to drink in the past bro??

Used to be big on dark rum.. but never again. I've actually come to associate the smell/taste of it with throwing up, so bad are the memories

Tbh I get what you mean bout beer. I get the worst hangovers on beer as well, still its good for a chill or a wind down, just annoying that you gotta drink like 3-4 pints just to get lit.

Personally I just stick to the spirits. I hate the taste of wine more than i do the vod but they're both pretty shit. Vodkas got 20-25% on the old vino though so it gets you where you wanna go quicker. I've bust out the wine before for the prelash and end up drinking a whole bottle even before going out and not been too gone. If i did that with the vodka I'd be wavey as fuck.

I bought a Sink the Bismarck a few weeks back. Its beer thats like 40%. Cost about 40 quid for the bottle though, but i wanted to try it. One of those will send you places

You should try parisienne absinthe.. the real shit. Had it recently.. man, its beyond being drunk. Its got another level to it.
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Post by: Adasel on July 02, 2012, 04:51 pm
LMAO kappacino your getting karma, you have made my afternoon bro!
Seriously though, i like the wine because i can take my time on it.  Like you said, with beer you have to drink 3-4 to even feel anything.  As for the abisynth shit im too much of a pussy to even go there.  The last thing i need these days is 2 days of Dtoxing and having the shakes at work lol

As for the dark rum, do you mean jamaican rum?  I used to have a mate who was nearly 7 foot but was proper fat.  He could drink a bottle of that shit and still be standing, not hammered but quite happily pissed!
I hate those guys who can just drink, and drink, and drink......
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Post by: Kappacino on July 02, 2012, 05:09 pm
I know a few of those brutes my man.. a fair few indeed.

You should head to Eastern europe.. ever since the days of Stalin they've been getting pissed like its a fucking day job (cause it may as well be).. They can hold their drink like no other. Yeah the Jamaican rum.. its just the fucking smell of it. I've got the same thing with the taste of mdma. So many times I've bombed a 250mg thinking it was semi pure shit and it turns out to be the bollocks and I've ended up yacking.. that now even the taste is enough to send me back to those days

As for the detox... the trick is to just have water in between all your drinks. Most of the hangover is just your body desperately needing to rehydrate anyway, thats why it feels so shit. Its the one hangover cure that actually works, but people dont do it cause who the fuck wants to be drinking water in between drinks? I drink a ridiculous amount of water anyway so its no hassle for me, down a half pint of h2o between every drink and it knocks off a good 80% of the hangover.

the rest can be taken down with some greasy food, OJ, deep stretching, and a bj. If you still have a hangover after all that then there's something wrong with you ;D
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Post by: Adasel on July 02, 2012, 05:28 pm
lol mate.
I WISH i had the bj option, but yeah the thing about greasy food is right.  Recently when it was a bank holiday weekend for the queen celebration us brits got the monday and tuesday off work.  I did three bottles of wine.  The next day i had a nice fry-up.
Eggs, bacon, has-browns, sausage and finally some beans.  The hangover was not as bad as i expected later.  Although after all that food i couldnt be fucked to move for like 4 hours.  Just ended up watching re-runs of Top Gear on dave.
Boring as fuck, but at least my hangover was cured.
I am just too scared to try other drinks these days bro, too set in my ways.
I also find water boring as fuck.  I Am willing to drink a couple of pints here and there but once i get stuck into the wine, that is generally it bro.
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Post by: Kappacino on July 02, 2012, 05:37 pm
Lmao man, true that

Dave is honestly my recovery channel.. You know how many times I've watched reruns of Man Vs Food on a bitch of a comedown? Fuck I'm in the triple digits it has to be

People mock english cuisine.. but the full english just goes to show what I've said all along. Brits go HARD. The only reason we don't have fucking snails or frogs legs, is because we need food that will ease the pain.. and our wives are too busy on their knees. Simple as

Recently I've been going hard to the point of not even having a discernable sleeping pattern. I basically measure time by what happens to be on TV at the time. If its a week of BBC breakfast and thinking about fucking that milf presenter, you know for a fact ive been on the charlie and I'm hitting the deck at 5pm

The funniest thing is is that to get out of the sleep cycle.. I have to go even harder on one of the days, so that I stay up for 36 and finally fall asleep in the evening like a normal person. Aka, "Sunday"

I swear to God the jews KNEW

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Post by: Adasel on July 02, 2012, 06:13 pm
LOL mate.
Which particular milf news presenter are you talking about.  The blonde in the morning that sits on the couch with that dickhead bloke??  There are quite a few bbc presenters id bang for sure.
As for man v food mate i love watching that, regardless of the repeats.  What was your favorite challenge that poor guy had to do?
He says he is no competitive eater, but seriously thats bollocks.
Title: Re: Goin the shop.
Post by: blackend646 on July 02, 2012, 06:23 pm
I'm gonna need some cough syrup, lye, iodine, a few matches and muriatric acid.


Might want to split that up between a couple of different stores. ;)
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Post by: Adasel on July 02, 2012, 07:00 pm
Fuck me mate, isnt lye poisonous???!!!
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Post by: Limetless on July 02, 2012, 07:04 pm
Lol yeah it is.
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Post by: Adasel on July 02, 2012, 07:11 pm
LOL
The first time i heard about Lye was when watching Fight Club.
I an sure you all know the scene im on about!!
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Post by: diskoking23 on July 02, 2012, 07:13 pm
I've always some in the cupboard... It's the BEST drain cleaner!
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Post by: Gary Oak on July 02, 2012, 11:47 pm
Just mayonnaise and condoms please......not to use together of course! Hehe...that would be weird. ::)
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Post by: Limetless on July 02, 2012, 11:49 pm
Just mayonnaise and condoms please......not to use together of course! Hehe...that would be weird. ::)

Not that your into Mayonnaise-Condom sex or anything Gaz.....  :P
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Post by: Gary Oak on July 03, 2012, 03:10 am
Haha, go to the store and buy a coat hanger with a pregnancy test. Guaranteed lulz every time!

The best thing I've heard of though is near Halloween buy a box of condoms, an adult sized batman costume, and last of all a child sized robin costume. ;D
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Post by: Kappacino on July 03, 2012, 08:24 am
LOL mate.
Which particular milf news presenter are you talking about.  The blonde in the morning that sits on the couch with that dickhead bloke??  There are quite a few bbc presenters id bang for sure.
As for man v food mate i love watching that, regardless of the repeats.  What was your favorite challenge that poor guy had to do?
He says he is no competitive eater, but seriously thats bollocks.

The blonde would get it..

But not the brunette.. I think she does Monday/tuesday/wednesday before the blonde steps in

Got to say the best man vs food I've seen was the one where they put a bacon double cheeseburger between grilled krispy kreme donuts instead of bread. I plan on recreating that next time I have the chance
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Post by: Enemy of the State on July 03, 2012, 04:50 pm
I'm gonna need some cough syrup, lye, iodine, a few matches and muriatric acid.


Might want to split that up between a couple of different stores. ;)

Planning on going to Wal-Mart yourself I see. Watch out for the cameras.
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Post by: Adasel on July 03, 2012, 05:36 pm
Kapacino, if your referring to BBC news you might be talking about the one and only Victoria Hollins, if i spelled it right.
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Post by: Kappacino on July 03, 2012, 06:02 pm
I'm not sure of her name, but check out BBC breakfast on monday or tuesdays. You'll know the score
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Post by: Adasel on July 03, 2012, 06:10 pm
I certainly will do bro. 
Its funny how some girls on telly get a lot of attention.  Amanda Holden is another one.  You only have to look her up on youtube to see the massive fanbase shes got.
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Post by: Kappacino on July 03, 2012, 06:12 pm
I certainly will do bro. 
Its funny how some girls on telly get a lot of attention.  Amanda Holden is another one.  You only have to look her up on youtube to see the massive fanbase shes got.

She's literally vacuous.

In the words of Frankie Boyle, she looks like "haunted tupperware"
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Post by: Adasel on July 03, 2012, 06:15 pm
LOL mate, you mean she has no brain, nothing?
I understand what you mean, but dont forget she is basically an actress.
Either way id still bang her.  Personal likes and all that  ;D
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Post by: Kappacino on July 03, 2012, 06:20 pm
LOL mate, you mean she has no brain, nothing?
I understand what you mean, but dont forget she is basically an actress.
Either way id still bang her.  Personal likes and all that  ;D

Oh of course I'd still bang her, mainly just to shut her up.. But still, I wouldn't even be surprised if one day they pulled off her face and there was some kind of lever-pulley system that had designed itself
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Post by: Adasel on July 03, 2012, 06:31 pm
LMFAO mate, harsh but fair i guess.
She is something more "material" to look at as opposed to personality wise thats for  sure.
Well, im off to go do some Diablo now, speak to you tomorrow bro!