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Title: Starting an Adult/Porn 3D Virtual Reality company, need donations
Post by: JohnRambo on May 21, 2013, 12:12 am
I am trying to start a small software company that will develop adult/porn 3D interactive virtual reality programs for the new Oculus Rift VR headset.

Right now the Oculus Rift is in development stage, but I need to raise 300 dollars which is the cost of the developers kit, which includes the VR headset.

I'll be very thankful for your donations and will keep you up to date on the progress of our development. Hopefully we will have rendered porn into 3D and have it ready by the 2014 release date.

Email me at virtualrealityfuture@yahoo.com and I'll keep you up to date.

Here's my Bitcoin wallet address, please donate as much or as little as you like. Every bit helps.

12PBCKw3iNxS2aP6jX8X8JP7SQbuCgDs5X
Title: Re: Starting an Adult/Porn 3D Virtual Reality company, need donations
Post by: Limetless on May 21, 2013, 12:17 am
I'm starting a cheese orchard where Italian and French cheese grows on trees in balls to form Cheese-Apples that turn into iPhones and they can do that because they have the name Apple in them. Want to buy some apps? How about some pants? Maybe some socks? No? Well go fuck yourself then.
Title: Re: Starting an Adult/Porn 3D Virtual Reality company, need donations
Post by: Jack N Hoff on May 21, 2013, 12:49 am
I'm starting a cheese orchard where Italian and French cheese grows on trees in balls to form Cheese-Apples that turn into iPhones and they can do that because they have the name Apple in them. Want to buy some apps? How about some pants? Maybe some socks? No? Well go fuck yourself then.

I'm interested in rooted cuttings of the cheese ball apple orchards that turn into iPhones.  PM me if you have some available.
Title: Re: Starting an Adult/Porn 3D Virtual Reality company, need donations
Post by: JohnRambo on May 21, 2013, 12:52 am
Here's a couple of demos of this new technology in action:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KBylGcvRuek

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=07IwxUD8N8E
Title: Re: Starting an Adult/Porn 3D Virtual Reality company, need donations
Post by: titsmcgee123 on May 21, 2013, 12:54 am
I am trying to start a small software company that will develop adult/porn 3D interactive virtual reality programs for the new Oculus Rift VR headset.

Right now the Oculus Rift is in development stage, but I need to raise 300 dollars which is the cost of the developers kit, which includes the VR headset.

I'll be very thankful for your donations and will keep you up to date on the progress of our development. Hopefully we will have rendered porn into 3D and have it ready by the 2014 release date.

Email me at virtualrealityfuture@yahoo.com and I'll keep you up to date.

Here's my Bitcoin wallet address, please donate as much or as little as you like. Every bit helps.

12PBCKw3iNxS2aP6jX8X8JP7SQbuCgDs5X
How about I give you 300 and you proceed to blow me instead
Title: Re: Starting an Adult/Porn 3D Virtual Reality company, need donations
Post by: Limetless on May 21, 2013, 12:55 am
I'm starting a cheese orchard where Italian and French cheese grows on trees in balls to form Cheese-Apples that turn into iPhones and they can do that because they have the name Apple in them. Want to buy some apps? How about some pants? Maybe some socks? No? Well go fuck yourself then.

I'm interested in rooted cuttings of the cheese ball apple orchards that turn into iPhones.  PM me if you have some available.

37 CAMELS AND SIX-PENCE! EXCELLENT DEAL! I THROW IN 3 SACHETS OF MUSTARD AND 1 USED NAPKIN! GOOD DEAL!
Title: Re: Starting an Adult/Porn 3D Virtual Reality company, need donations
Post by: Jack N Hoff on May 21, 2013, 01:04 am
I'm starting a cheese orchard where Italian and French cheese grows on trees in balls to form Cheese-Apples that turn into iPhones and they can do that because they have the name Apple in them. Want to buy some apps? How about some pants? Maybe some socks? No? Well go fuck yourself then.

I'm interested in rooted cuttings of the cheese ball apple orchards that turn into iPhones.  PM me if you have some available.

37 CAMELS AND SIX-PENCE! EXCELLENT DEAL! I THROW IN 3 SACHETS OF MUSTARD AND 1 USED NAPKIN! GOOD DEAL!

I only deal in Gray Poupon and fresh unused napkins.  Not just any run of the mill mustard, sorry.
Title: Re: Starting an Adult/Porn 3D Virtual Reality company, need donations
Post by: Limetless on May 21, 2013, 01:07 am
I'm starting a cheese orchard where Italian and French cheese grows on trees in balls to form Cheese-Apples that turn into iPhones and they can do that because they have the name Apple in them. Want to buy some apps? How about some pants? Maybe some socks? No? Well go fuck yourself then.

I'm interested in rooted cuttings of the cheese ball apple orchards that turn into iPhones.  PM me if you have some available.

37 CAMELS AND SIX-PENCE! EXCELLENT DEAL! I THROW IN 3 SACHETS OF MUSTARD AND 1 USED NAPKIN! GOOD DEAL!

I only deal in Gray Poupon and fresh unused napkins.  Not just any run of the mill mustard, sorry.

Get out.
Title: Re: Starting an Adult/Porn 3D Virtual Reality company, need donations
Post by: JohnRambo on May 21, 2013, 08:27 am
So who all is interested in this new technology?
Title: Re: Starting an Adult/Porn 3D Virtual Reality company, need donations
Post by: Wepromisetwenty on May 21, 2013, 08:33 am
So who all is interested in this new technology?

I'm interested!
Title: Re: Starting an Adult/Porn 3D Virtual Reality company, need donations
Post by: Limetless on May 21, 2013, 08:36 am
So who all is interested in this new technology?

You're an idiot...
Title: Re: Starting an Adult/Porn 3D Virtual Reality company, need donations
Post by: The Drugstore Cowboy on May 21, 2013, 01:08 pm
So who all is interested in this new technology?

You're an idiot...

Seriously mate, you are the biggest tosser. I'm constantly reading you ripping on people. Did your father push you around a bit did he? Man the fuck up, it's a lot easier to exert your own negativity than it is to create positivity. Sure some people need to be taught and told when they're wrong but mix it up a little mate it's not needed here, what this guy wants to do is cool. I didn't know about this technology before reading this post so thankyou JohnRambo I'm going to buy a dev kit myself and see what I can do. Lim, take down the framed Scarface poster in your living room. Oh yeah and condoms in your product pictures....lol... just lol.
Title: Re: Starting an Adult/Porn 3D Virtual Reality company, need donations
Post by: Wepromisetwenty on May 21, 2013, 01:39 pm
So who all is interested in this new technology?

I'm interested!

Sorry, did I say interested. What I actually meant to say was; i'm NOT interested...

my bad.

So who all is interested in this new technology?

You're an idiot...

Seriously mate, you are the biggest tosser. I'm constantly reading you ripping on people. Did your father push you around a bit did he? Man the fuck up, it's a lot easier to exert your own negativity than it is to create positivity. Sure some people need to be taught and told when they're wrong but mix it up a little mate it's not needed here, what this guy wants to do is cool. I didn't know about this technology before reading this post so thankyou JohnRambo I'm going to buy a dev kit myself and see what I can do. Lim, take down the framed Scarface poster in your living room. Oh yeah and condoms in your product pictures....lol... just lol.

And as for you, you have no idea what you're talking about. You're ragging on a long standing, respected forum member for calling this tosser an idiot? He IS an idiot. If you'd been reading around for more than 5 minutes before you posted this, you'd see that John Rambo is a spreader of bizzare ramblings and gender specific hatred across these forums of late, and has not posted this to spread the good word about this new technology, but to 'eradicate women from existence once and for all' or some shit. The reason other members haven't replied to this post saying so is just because he is unintentionally hilarious, and it makes for a good read...

as you were...

Title: Re: Starting an Adult/Porn 3D Virtual Reality company, need donations
Post by: gtgeorgz on May 21, 2013, 04:55 pm
This thread is fucking jokes hahaha.
Title: Re: Starting an Adult/Porn 3D Virtual Reality company, need donations
Post by: Limetless on May 21, 2013, 05:04 pm
So who all is interested in this new technology?

You're an idiot...

Seriously mate, you are the biggest tosser. I'm constantly reading you ripping on people. Did your father push you around a bit did he? Man the fuck up, it's a lot easier to exert your own negativity than it is to create positivity. Sure some people need to be taught and told when they're wrong but mix it up a little mate it's not needed here, what this guy wants to do is cool. I didn't know about this technology before reading this post so thankyou JohnRambo I'm going to buy a dev kit myself and see what I can do. Lim, take down the framed Scarface poster in your living room. Oh yeah and condoms in your product pictures....lol... just lol.

You're an idiot....
Title: Re: Starting an Adult/Porn 3D Virtual Reality company, need donations
Post by: JohnRambo on May 21, 2013, 11:02 pm
This thread is fucking jokes hahaha.

Actually, it's not a joke.
Title: Re: Starting an Adult/Porn 3D Virtual Reality company, need donations
Post by: gtgeorgz on May 21, 2013, 11:53 pm
This thread is fucking jokes hahaha.

Actually, it's not a joke.

A thousand apologies babe.
Title: Re: Starting an Adult/Porn 3D Virtual Reality company, need donations
Post by: HEATFan on May 21, 2013, 11:54 pm
This thread is fucking jokes hahaha.

Are you joking? This thread is about fucking.
Title: Re: Starting an Adult/Porn 3D Virtual Reality company, need donations
Post by: gtgeorgz on May 22, 2013, 12:07 am
This thread is fucking jokes hahaha.

Are you joking? This thread is about fucking.

I was on about the sarcastic replies lol.
Title: Re: Starting an Adult/Porn 3D Virtual Reality company, need donations
Post by: HEATFan on May 22, 2013, 12:31 am
This thread is fucking jokes hahaha.

Are you joking? This thread is about fucking.

I was on about the sarcastic replies lol.

Well in case you can't tell this is a serious thread so you better be serious.
Title: Re: Starting an Adult/Porn 3D Virtual Reality company, need donations
Post by: Jack N Hoff on May 22, 2013, 01:48 am
Serious business ITT.
Title: Re: Starting an Adult/Porn 3D Virtual Reality company, need donations
Post by: The Drugstore Cowboy on May 22, 2013, 05:46 am
So who all is interested in this new technology?

I'm interested!

Sorry, did I say interested. What I actually meant to say was; i'm NOT interested...

my bad.

So who all is interested in this new technology?

You're an idiot...

Seriously mate, you are the biggest tosser. I'm constantly reading you ripping on people. Did your father push you around a bit did he? Man the fuck up, it's a lot easier to exert your own negativity than it is to create positivity. Sure some people need to be taught and told when they're wrong but mix it up a little mate it's not needed here, what this guy wants to do is cool. I didn't know about this technology before reading this post so thankyou JohnRambo I'm going to buy a dev kit myself and see what I can do. Lim, take down the framed Scarface poster in your living room. Oh yeah and condoms in your product pictures....lol... just lol.

And as for you, you have no idea what you're talking about. You're ragging on a long standing, respected forum member for calling this tosser an idiot? He IS an idiot. If you'd been reading around for more than 5 minutes before you posted this, you'd see that John Rambo is a spreader of bizzare ramblings and gender specific hatred across these forums of late, and has not posted this to spread the good word about this new technology, but to 'eradicate women from existence once and for all' or some shit. The reason other members haven't replied to this post saying so is just because he is unintentionally hilarious, and it makes for a good read...

as you were...


Lol GTFO. Limetless - "respected forum member"...

JohnRambo isn't trolling, he's a member on the Oculus Rift forums, he was being completely serious.

as you fucking were...
Title: Re: Starting an Adult/Porn 3D Virtual Reality company, need donations
Post by: JohnRambo on May 23, 2013, 01:57 am
Anyone going to be kind enough to hit me up with a Bitcoin donation? Thanks in advance.
Title: Re: Starting an Adult/Porn 3D Virtual Reality company, need donations
Post by: JohnRambo on May 24, 2013, 12:08 am
Anyone going to hook me up?
Title: Re: Starting an Adult/Porn 3D Virtual Reality company, need donations
Post by: mclovin on May 24, 2013, 12:28 am
Go to thailand if you that  get the real thing there bro!! fuck having a head unit on watching porn!! call of duty yeah !!


Title: Re: Starting an Adult/Porn 3D Virtual Reality company, need donations
Post by: Limetless on May 25, 2013, 08:56 pm
So who all is interested in this new technology?

I'm interested!

Sorry, did I say interested. What I actually meant to say was; i'm NOT interested...

my bad.

So who all is interested in this new technology?

You're an idiot...

Seriously mate, you are the biggest tosser. I'm constantly reading you ripping on people. Did your father push you around a bit did he? Man the fuck up, it's a lot easier to exert your own negativity than it is to create positivity. Sure some people need to be taught and told when they're wrong but mix it up a little mate it's not needed here, what this guy wants to do is cool. I didn't know about this technology before reading this post so thankyou JohnRambo I'm going to buy a dev kit myself and see what I can do. Lim, take down the framed Scarface poster in your living room. Oh yeah and condoms in your product pictures....lol... just lol.

And as for you, you have no idea what you're talking about. You're ragging on a long standing, respected forum member for calling this tosser an idiot? He IS an idiot. If you'd been reading around for more than 5 minutes before you posted this, you'd see that John Rambo is a spreader of bizzare ramblings and gender specific hatred across these forums of late, and has not posted this to spread the good word about this new technology, but to 'eradicate women from existence once and for all' or some shit. The reason other members haven't replied to this post saying so is just because he is unintentionally hilarious, and it makes for a good read...

as you were...


Lol GTFO. Limetless - "respected forum member"...

JohnRambo isn't trolling, he's a member on the Oculus Rift forums, he was being completely serious.

as you fucking were...

I'd say I was fairly well respected actually. And if you need 3D porn you need to get out more lol, sad fuck.
Title: Re: Starting an Adult/Porn 3D Virtual Reality company, need donations
Post by: Toska on May 27, 2013, 06:28 am
lol virgin.
I'd donate but I think you would use the money for a meat cleaver to kill your mother. 

Title: Re: Starting an Adult/Porn 3D Virtual Reality company, need donations
Post by: Flobotzz on May 27, 2013, 09:25 am
I hear kickstarter is better for these types of projects. Not SR.