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Discussion => Off topic => Topic started by: kennypowders on July 17, 2013, 01:15 am
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Since I started my vendor account after already using this name to troll a bit on these forums...
I'm here to redeem myself.
TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF.
Well, not entirely.
Obviously some of you fucking cocksuckers can't be swayed, but here I am... waiting for members of SR to ask me anything!
AND I WILL ANSWER HONESTLY ;D
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Are you planning a pitching comeback?
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what drug were you high on when you were trolling and where can i buy it?
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Question 1: The only thing I'm pitching nowadays is birds of M1. My fastball is no longer wicked. It's a fucking shame and not one I would normally admit publicly.
Question 2: My M1. I'll sell you some nice and cheap. My china boys do it up real nice like.
Also- I drink alligator urine regularly as I find the psychedelic effects to be unmatched but it's true triumph is in it's ability to gave a man an erection for 26 hours straight.
Question 3 before anyone asks: Yes, my days are 26 hours.
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Will you ever list MDMA (not m1) cheap and nice?! it would be awesome if you could get that.
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Answer: I can source it but not at a price I'd even bother with it at.
I'll obviously SPAM THE FORUMS like a motherfucker if that ever changes.
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I, like a lot of the members of the forums probably would not trusty you with my drop address. You sound like a drug fucked 17 year old. I hate to be a dick, and I am usually a very agreeable and easy going person, but you are obnoxious and have made your bed, not much you can do about that.
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I want to know why you were such an unprecedented weird fuck batshit bug-nutty butt fudge happy balls and weiners douchenozzle fuckbaby. I mean fuck... I'm a troll, but look at my karma. Jack is a troll and look at his karma. I've been troll vending awhile and you're like an evil troll and I'm like a good troll/drug fairy. You deliberately attacked DPR in the forum.
What kind of shit is that?
The only way to redeem yourself is by good deeds.
In this case I would propose a lottery. Give away oodles of drugs.
I mean, you don't have to adopt the persona of your pseudonym...
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I want to know why you were such an unprecedented weird fuck batshit bug-nutty butt fudge happy balls and weiners douchenozzle fuckbaby. I mean fuck... I'm a troll, but look at my karma. Jack is a troll and look at his karma. I've been troll vending awhile and you're like an evil troll and I'm like a good troll/drug fairy. You deliberately attacked DPR in the forum.
What kind of shit is that?
The only way to redeem yourself is by good deeds.
In this case I would propose a lottery. Give away oodles of drugs.
I mean, you don't have to adopt the persona of your pseudonym...
This coming from a 50 year old black queen. Listen you can't even apologize without negotiating it. You are a selfish pratt. And what the fuck are you on about now? You pop up talking unintelligible
Benzo fuelled incoherent ramblings,and then expect people to respect you. You need a good fucking hiding you ******
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Yes, this is what I wanted! Action baby, action!
The reason I have so much neg karma is from a thread where people were talking about their favorite rappers.
Literally 100+ of my neg karma is for shitting on (real) 17 year old's opinions.
Sigh.
You fucking goofballs,
Kenny Powders
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And answers:
1) @Real Drugs - you dumb fuck, I'm not 17, although I wish I was. Goddamn I would be THE FUCKING MOST badass 17 year old ever.
2) Bruce, Bruce, Bruce. Where do I begin? I didn't 'attack' DPR. LOL. I merely said some outlandish things and compared people who dickride DPR's every breath to members of the SS. I seriously fucking doubt whoever DPR is at the moment read my comments and felt 'attacked.'
SR team has a lot more shit on their plate to worry about than some dude spreading obvious FUD in the forums for shits and giggles.
Alas, my efforts to reach out and be BFF's with you are probably futile.
The only thing we seem to agree on is the fact that you're a fairy.
And if your last statement was tongue in cheek, kudos to you ;D
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Two more things. Wait, no... Three more things.
1) Northernstar, shut the fuck up. If I hadn't blown out my arm, I'd pitch some heat right into your stupid fucking klansman face.
2) You're all supposed to be asking me questions, not musing about how much better your aspergers/nerd drugs market forum presence is than mine.
Come on people, fucking focus!
Stop hitting the pipe and playing WOW and just fucking focus for a goddamned second here. Ask me some decent questions. Like... 'how did your penis get so ginormous?' .... 'how big is your exotic animal collection'..... 'when was the last time you went 8 rounds with Floyd Mayweather' .... ETC
3) Bump.
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Yes, this is what I wanted! Action baby, action!
The reason I have so much neg karma is from a thread where people were talking about their favorite rappers.
Literally 100+ of my neg karma is for shitting on (real) 17 year old's opinions.
Sigh.
You fucking goofballs,
Kenny Powders
No, you have so much neg karma not just for that. I have literally not seen a single post by you that has contributed to the forums. I know you are just posting because you're a shit stirring, obnoxious cunt who doesn't get enough attention in life and has found a place where no one knows who you are and you can talk as much shit as you want. And I know you are just posting to get a reaction out of everyone and myself, and well done you have done that. I do not usually reply to your shit as it is not worth it because you will obviously try and justify yourself and call me every cunt under the sun to make me feel bad, but I am coming down hard and letting you know how it is is kind of making me feel better, I thank you for that. Anyway, I hope to never speak to you again. I hope you find something to do with yourself in real life and gain some approval from your peers and make some bonds with people that you can talk to to try and help with your issues; so that you can leave this site.
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who is kenny powders? a professional rounders player? do you guys have an american egg and spoon league?
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:D
I'll bite.
Hey, whats the big deal about methylone? Why choose to sell that over other things? Just happen upon a good source and invest? Obviously don't have to give me your life story.. But yeah.. Why methylone?
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Jack is a troll and look at his karma.
and to answer MC Haberdasher..."why methylone?" the answer is
CASH FUCKING MONEY
Apparently Kenny is making CASH FUCKING MONEY off his Chinese M1
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No, you have so much neg karma not just for that. I have literally not seen a single post by you that has contributed to the forums. I know you are just posting because you're a shit stirring, obnoxious cunt who doesn't get enough attention in life and has found a place where no one knows who you are and you can talk as much shit as you want. And I know you are just posting to get a reaction out of everyone and myself, and well done you have done that. I do not usually reply to your shit as it is not worth it because you will obviously try and justify yourself and call me every cunt under the sun to make me feel bad, but I am coming down hard and letting you know how it is is kind of making me feel better, I thank you for that. Anyway, I hope to never speak to you again. I hope you find something to do with yourself in real life and gain some approval from your peers and make some bonds with people that you can talk to to try and help with your issues; so that you can leave this site.
LOL. Thanks for that mirror to your soul you junkie dumbass, keep it coming!
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Haberdasher, Jackofspades pretty much summed it up, but he missed out on all the sweet potential stylization points...
like this...
CA$H MONEY BABY! ;D
But yes, just a service that I thought the road needed market competition for.
(All Hail Dr. G0Nzo)
Jack N Hoff beat me to it originally, then BTC started downtrending.... in the meantime I just used this forum name to troll some of you softies into exposing how seriously you take yourselves. So I waited till BTC looked like it was on the end of it's dip and I bought myself the KennyPowders vendor account.
I figured fuck it, only fellow vendors, CP enthusiasts... ahem, security experts (Shout to my boy KFMFKFMFKFMFKMFFKKKM, for real though) and broke, pseudo-intellectual, socially awkward fuckburgers (Shout to my boy Real_Drugs, I know you're reading this you fuckin' twit) with buy stats totaling a whopping $300USD hang out in the forums!
That shouldn't effect sales!
And honestly, it hasn't.
Because ain't none of you reading this want no goddamned bulk M1.
My hustlers out there know this because if you're breaking down dem' birdz in real life and reselling locally...
you don't have the time/you don't give a fuck what is going on in these forums.
On my other vendor accounts I play nice guy/customer service guru and all that shit and blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, bob loblaw, blah, blah.
I conduct business properly, promptly and professionally ON all accounts though.
Kenny Powders is no exception.
He just likes to talk shit in the forums. 8)
So who/what is a Kenny Powders?
Kenny Powders is the extension of the freedoms we were all innately born with, our god given rights if you will, to stand up next to a mountain and chop it down with the edge of our collective hands.
The same rights that allow individuals. such as ourselves, to proudly stand atop a building, stare down at the peons below and shout, "SUCK MY FUCKING DICK INTERNET!" The very same rights that allow you to purchase two blow jobs and a ham sandwich from an elderly women just because you can dream it. A gift bestowed upon all of humanity that is so painful to actually take a good look at, once you do it's impossible to turn away... you crane your neck just enough to continue getting a glimpse of the twisted, ugly, beauty that comes with the human experience we find ourselves in.
That, motherfuckers, is what the fuck a Kenny Powders is.
I'm out. Peace.
Throws mic down,
Kenny Powders
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And to be extra clear Haber.. it's not like M1 is the only thing I sell.. take a peek at my bulk custom listings offer.
M1 just happens to be the most frequently purchased dropshipped item on SR.
And yes, Kenny Powders is solely a dropshipping account.
I am not domestically sending M1/Other chems anywhere.
Unless you're in China or India! ;D
Edit: I realize that there may or may not be some pill listings that are dropshipped more frequently than M1, I'm not entirely sure. But whatever, my original comment stands.
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8) Bumpin'
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Fuck dude. please lay off whatever drug you are on.
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Kenny Powers has to be the worst creation of HBO.
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Kenny Powers has to be the worst creation of HBO.
who the fuck asked your opinion you pleb.
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Bruce, what does Sam Raimi's dick taste like?
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Bruce, what does Sam Raimi's dick taste like?
Tobey McGuire.
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Also, to clear some things up. Honest to god, I don't take/consume drugs. That time of my life is long gone.
I just sell the shit.
Certainly helps with the bottome line 8)
And on some real shit, Bruce, you've gotta be kidding me...
Sex & the City > Eastbound and Down
Is that what you're telling me?
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Touche.
I think a Bruce Campbell AMA could be a big hit.
No questions about Burn Notice though, let's pretend that hunk of shit doesn't exist.
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Oh have a walked in at an inappropriate moment, excuse me. I'll leave you two homo's alone.
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Touche.
I think a Bruce Campbell AMA could be a big hit.
No questions about Burn Notice though, let's pretend that hunk of shit doesn't exist.
But Michael Weston is so dreamy...
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Easy Bruce, Juggernog will end up coming in here and getting his lil' dick hard thinkin' about his wife getting banged out by D-list celebs.
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Ouch. Glad I'm not married. Married bitches love that strange dick.
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Ouch. Glad I'm not married. Married bitches love that strange dick.
I know, especially to a white woman, your not polluting my race anymore. perish the thougt.
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HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY BRUCE!