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Discussion => Newbie discussion => Topic started by: itsthecops on April 20, 2013, 11:53 pm
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I ate a chick out once and noticed a funny taste and smell. I stopped and wiped my face with my sleeve and saw fucking blood and some crusty black shit on my face and sleeve. Fuck!
Another chick one time, smelled like a musty old sleeping bag. That one was rank.
How about you guys ?
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thats some messed up shit bro, i can honestly say ive never been down on a chick
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I've never had STDs man. That is good. I always fucked pretty chicks like virgins. Queer chicks too. Bang 'em all
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I got to fuck a squirter too once . She leaked like she was fucking pissing on me . It was a lot. It was warm and odorless. A little slippery. She was embarrassed, but I was totally turned on by it. My chest was soaked and the bed was wet with this warm fluid.
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I got a cum stained package once. I wondered how it happened.
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My priest fondled me . I was an alter boy and I got altered .
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thats some messed up shit bro, i can honestly say ive never been down on a chick
Is it just that you haven't had the chance or is it something you just don't want to do? If you just don't want to do it, then dude, you know not what you missing...
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Then one time I got a blowjob from my babysitter. I was 9. It was awesome .
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Going down on chicks while covered in their own blood is cool. How do you expect to get your RED WINGS if not for a little blood on your lip boy?
Not to mention they are highly aroused when it's that time of the calendar...
Respect thee women....
snamm
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Thread of the week award
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Knew i shouldn't have read this post during breakfast! :-\
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my buddy works at ihop and opens every sunday. he said he jerks off into th pancake batter every week. moral of the story is dont hit that ihop up till later in the afternoon when the fresh batch of pancake batter is used.
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I once fisted my own dick, it was the second hottest thing I did that day. The first being that I raped my dad.
My anus is quivering with delight
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Gillchased a mundane half gram of speed/meth in one swift motion.. as I do but this was fucking strong and I'd been using/abusing for close to ten years up to that point. Banged at least 7 whores ran out of time and money.
Anyhow when I get to 100 +1 to you itsthecops fucking hilarious post.Seldom do I Laugh Out Loud. This post supersedes the Gemzemz Iwanna fuck my steppy fund . No need to talk it over with the shrink just spread the love on the threads..
Then one time I got a blowjob from my babysitter. I was 9. It was awesome .
My priest fondled me . I was an alter boy and I got altered .
I ate a chick out once and noticed a funny taste and smell. I stopped and wiped my face with my sleeve and saw fucking blood and some crusty black shit on my face and sleeve. Fuck!
Another chick one time, smelled like a musty old sleeping bag. That one was rank.
How about you guys ?
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A girl once miscarried in my mouth.
Needless to say, dat protein for dem gains. Thanks babe
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A girl once miscarried in my mouth.
Needless to say, dat protein for dem gains. Thanks babe
Definitely creative.
My priest fondled me . I was an alter boy and I got altered .
This line is amazing. I must tell everyone I know this one.
Chaos
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;D This thread is priceless. Thanks for the laughs!
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I was pounding this girl in the butt and I saw poop and it just made me go faster.
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I put peanut butter all over my balls and dick, and let a dog lick it all off. It felt awesome and I came a huge load. But then I noticed that the dog was male.
Does that make me gay?
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She came so hard she perioded all over my cock. i took it as a compliment eventually, but she insisted she wasn't on her period as it was the after... I dunno... birth or something. Bloodclotsm on my pubes = perioding all over my dick to me. At least I wasn't eating her out at the time. But yeah, girls have monthly abortions from that hole. Just uh.... yeah, I dunno. The chick hole is indeed kind of gross and weird. You'll be with a chick for a year and all of a sudden she'll emit some sort of weird new foam and you're expected to lap it up like you're totally used to it.
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I used to pick chicks up on the internet and this woman was a little too masculine and I got her drunk and had to come up with a reason to check her for a penis without arousing suspicion or being offensive.
I then promptly hit that.
Then she was too drunk to drive and she had someone pick her up. Turns out it was her fiancee. I didn't know it when I walked up and shook his hand.
I'm pretty sure that was an awkward car ride home.
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i jacked off in a cubilce in alternative school once.. yeah i was bad
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in high school at a party this dude we knew was fucking a chick and she came and then shit all over him lolol
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nasty
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And then one time, at band camp...
A councilor touched my no no place :(
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I wish I could get laid.... And now I'm sad....
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I had a dream about lesbian ass eating vampires last night. It was hot!
True story. I woke up and had to knuckle out a quick nut.
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in high school at a party this dude we knew was fucking a chick and she came and then shit all over him lolol
By accident?
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eww
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This one time at band camp...I jizzed on a cats face.
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the first time i went down on a girl i ended up with clown face.
another time i went to get dressed in the morning and found her underwear with a bloody pad attached to it.
im now gay. ;D
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Crusty and moldy vagina is definitely not fun. Might I suggest showering with her before getting sexed up in her. A fresh showered pussy and ass is like heaven, especially when well smooth and shaved.
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Crusty and moldy vagina is definitely not fun. Might I suggest showering with her before getting sexed up in her. A fresh showered pussy and ass is like heaven, especially when well smooth and shaved.
What the actual f**k.
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lolz
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This one time this homeless chick was blowing me and she threw up all over my dick and pubes. I just powered through it.
Chaos
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Vaginal Discharge is like eating apples with fish parts and it stretches out longer than native africans nips are.
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Reading this thread reminds me no matter what age, boys will be boys.
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Pinche Pescado Puta VIEJO!
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You gotta know when to say no. Fuck people. Literally.
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I can self suck.
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I'll purposely buy my girlfriend Chipoltle so I can buttfuck her later and have her fart on my balls.
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I am in hysterics but also feel a little nauseous. This is one of the first threads I've read on this forum too -- what a lovely first impression.
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I've personally shit in a priority box and mailed it to a church.
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This thread is fucked up.
Gift code for 0.1 BTC off any of my listings: superwoman massicots
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LOL at this thread
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Jingle Jangle
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Bullshit errors are annoying.
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This thread is fucked up.
I saw the troll thread and thought I would bump it and say whatever derangement came to mind and see what would come of it.
I used to masturbate to The Price is Right but the staff at the nursing home frowned upon that. I used to volunteer up there and sniff the old people and steal from them. I threw a few purple hearts in the trash, made sure to grease the floors so that people would slip getting out of the shower and fracture their pelvis.
Good times.
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I don't quite know what I should say to this thread. I would be quite shocked if I received such a surprise package, but it might make me laugh.
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I've personally shit in a priority box and mailed it to a church.
Bruce you are oh so wise.
I am +1ing you every 72 hours for the rest of my life.
Chaos
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Oh and worm, I mean bill, is that you?!?!?
Chaos
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My priest fondled me . I was an alter boy and I got altered .
Fuck me funny shit.
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My priest fondled me . I was an alter boy and I got altered .
Fuck me funny shit.
I have already repeated that line to everyone I know since I read it here.
Chaos
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I once fisted my own dick, it was the second hottest thing I did that day. The first being that I raped my dad.
My anus is quivering with delight
tweeting that... jk ;)
-JOS
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I once fisted my own dick, it was the second hottest thing I did that day. The first being that I raped my dad.
My anus is quivering with delight
tweeting that... jk ;)
-JOS
Dude that's been my Facebook status this whole week.
Chaos
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I've been shipping my homecooked Steaming Hot Semen Swaggie Sandwich to hungry bitches for years, hit me up
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I got to fuck a squirter too once . She leaked like she was fucking pissing on me . It was a lot. It was warm and odorless. A little slippery. She was embarrassed, but I was totally turned on by it. My chest was soaked and the bed was wet with this warm fluid.
Yea I had a squirter one time and she was really hott but the fact she squirt turned me on an amazing amount!
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Squirters are mostly just nasty pissers.
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Can't help but think that OP = virgin.
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if you see it, you will shit bricks
http://xhamster.com/movies/1897940/cum_filled_condom_10_cumshot_semen_bukkake_mask_latex.html
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the first page of this thread made me wonder what the hell I'd stumbled into
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Why do full members look at the newbie section it's mostly rubbish surely?
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This topic is fucked up.
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Greasy pregnant juice and flapjack ass.