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Discussion => Drug safety => Topic started by: Dilbert on August 15, 2013, 06:19 am

Title: Be careful with anal (buttsex). Made my life a living hell after only one use
Post by: Dilbert on August 15, 2013, 06:19 am
I got a stinky dick
Title: Re: Be careful with anal (buttsex). Made my life a living hell after only one use
Post by: N2DEEP on August 15, 2013, 06:43 am
bled out my ass for a week.
had to see the doctor
found out I had a polyp
spent 3 months thinking I might have colorectal cancer

Stripper with a strapon $500
6 months of medical proceedures and tests $6k (thank god for good insurance or that would have been 8X+)
Never forgetting your first time.....priceless


its a joke....Im just kidding...it never really happened....really...it didnt......
Title: Re: Be careful with anal (buttsex). Made my life a living hell after only one use
Post by: Dilbert on August 15, 2013, 06:47 am
$48,000 medical bills without insurance for a bleeding asshole?
Title: Re: Be careful with anal (buttsex). Made my life a living hell after only one use
Post by: N2DEEP on August 15, 2013, 07:29 am
youd be amazed how fast a cancer scare can rack up insurance bills in a country that sees health as a salable commodity
Title: Re: Be careful with anal (buttsex). Made my life a living hell after only one use
Post by: BlackIris on August 15, 2013, 08:51 am
Ok, you've made your point, you are an idiot.

Now stop with this intent of revealing it to the world, nobody is interested.
Title: Re: Be careful with anal (buttsex). Made my life a living hell after only one use
Post by: cricketplank on August 15, 2013, 08:43 pm
this made me laugh
Title: Re: Be careful with anal (buttsex). Made my life a living hell after only one use
Post by: lokiju on August 18, 2013, 09:27 pm
Difficult to be serious after seeing 'salable commodity'
You could say those damn carpenters making my life a living hell, cause they consider working a 'salable commodity'.
If I make a mistake, shit cut the wood over make it longer or cut a little off. Get mad rip  the wood off. This doesn't work in medical world. They are more serious about mistakes.
If you think medical should be free ideally everything 'should' be free. And the bastards charge more for the meat that's not ground up into patty, just straight meat that's not too tough and tastes good. Go on and on.
Had to laugh, Dilbert, they charge $48,000 for a bleeding asshole? I only would have charged $1000 maximum. What else don't you like, cops and bills and taxes?
Oughta be a law.
Title: Re: Be careful with anal (buttsex). Made my life a living hell after only one use
Post by: lokiju on August 18, 2013, 09:31 pm
Shit, fuck cancer. I'd be pissed if they cut off my leg because they made more money cutting off than trying to save it. Leader of the free world said that doctors do that, cut off perfectly good legs. But he also said that if I liked my health plan, I could keep my health plan, period.
Title: Be careful with butt-plugs. Made my life a living hell after only one use
Post by: TSX on August 19, 2013, 12:13 am
Massive butt-plugs are a hell of a drug.
(i'm not even kidding, SUPER addictive past 9cm diameter.)
Title: Re: Be careful with butt-plugs. Made my life a living hell after only one use
Post by: zvp1014 on August 19, 2013, 05:07 pm
Massive butt-plugs are a hell of a drug.
(i'm not even kidding, SUPER addictive past 9cm diameter.)
Your avatar makes this amazing.

But in all seriousness, vibrators are an amazing euphoric drug, especially when combined with psychedelics.
Title: Re: Be careful with anal (buttsex). Made my life a living hell after only one use
Post by: Operation Shulgin on August 19, 2013, 11:20 pm
The hell..  ???
Title: Re: Be careful with butt-plugs. Made my life a living hell after only one use
Post by: N2DEEP on August 22, 2013, 06:00 am
Massive butt-plugs are a hell of a drug.
(i'm not even kidding, SUPER addictive past 9cm diameter.)
Your avatar makes this amazing.

especially if you actually know j-lube. it a water soluble lube that come in powder form... If I am not mistaken, that size container JLube reconsititutes to around 5 GALLONS of LUBE. We used a bottle of that, one of those hose attached fertilizer sprayers every friday night at the strip club I used to work at for the "slick pit" the dancers wrestled in....because the girls said it showered off easier then baby oil.
Title: Re: Be careful with anal (buttsex). Made my life a living hell after only one use
Post by: FirePharmacy on August 22, 2013, 11:22 pm
wow
Title: Re: Be careful with butt-plugs. Made my life a living hell after only one use
Post by: TSX on August 23, 2013, 01:01 am
Massive butt-plugs are a hell of a drug.
(i'm not even kidding, SUPER addictive past 9cm diameter.)
Your avatar makes this amazing.

especially if you actually know j-lube. it a water soluble lube that come in powder form... If I am not mistaken, that size container JLube reconsititutes to around 5 GALLONS of LUBE. We used a bottle of that, one of those hose attached fertilizer sprayers every friday night at the strip club I used to work at for the "slick pit" the dancers wrestled in....because the girls said it showered off easier then baby oil.

5 Gallons = 18.9L

Well you could make 19L out of it i guess, but one great thing about j-lube is that you can make it super thick, think about almost play-doh consistency.

Then you can put it in a sealed container (some squeezable one like a sports bottle, powerade for example) and just rehydrate it on your body or where ever with a water sprayer if it get's dryer after a time. ((You could even let it dry out for WEEKS MONTH YEARS and rehydrate it at some point, it will work.))

I made 5L out of more than a half of a 294g bottle once in a big high cooking pot for asparagus.

Use a 600w mixer (hand blender) and a container that fits the size of it (500ml) then put water in it, you can add food coloring and substances (beware) if you want to. I personally use bottled water (vittel) because i think the results are the best, it also has a little chloride so that will help with conservation. Our city water is very "hard" and calcareous, vittel is round and smooth as the final result should be anyway. You can also add 5-10% regular lube with preservation compounds in it, that will make it last longer. I would strongly advice against it, in my opinion it contaminates the j-lube with unneeded chemicals. It stays fresh for 2-3 weeks no problem in my containers. After 2 months you could surely use it still if you wanted to.
Or just make J-Cube's ;D It's perfect for freezing.

Always let your j-lube sit/rest for about 24h++ as the bubbles will go out, even the really tiny one's after a time. The picky about the product will do so. ;)

It's really the most awesome substance on the planet, once there was LOADS of crisco and it was fine. I thought crisco = BEST THING EVAR but oh i was wrong. The simplicity of j-lube makes it so good, just 2 compounds in a romantic kiss kiss. brrr!

HURRA!