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Title: jennifers review thread
Post by: thor on August 12, 2012, 08:51 pm
Jennifers is/are a new EU based vendor selling pure GBL. Please post your reviews here.

Seller's profile: http://dkn255hz262ypmii.onion/index.php?topic=35448.0
Title: Re: jennifers review thread
Post by: thor on August 12, 2012, 08:55 pm
My review:

I ordered 100ml of GBL from jennifers and received it in two days. Excellent communication and very professional attitude. The GBL appears to be top notch as promised. Nothing to complain at really.
Title: Re: jennifers review thread
Post by: jonesycat on August 12, 2012, 11:53 pm
Right on! I ordered from them when they were doing the discount samples & got 100ml of GBL. Here's the breakdown:

* They were always fast to answer my emails & were always very nice, even when I made a mistake in the ordering process.
* It took a couple days to go from "processing" to "in transit," but SR was having some problems during those days so that's fine.
* They gave me a DCN the same moment they marked it in transit.
* It took about half a week to get to the middle of the USA.
* It was professionally packaged- I'd feel perfectly safe ordering again (and will, as soon as they get back online).
* It is very strong- while trying to get the dosing right I knocked myself the fuck out. Just like momma used to make.

tl;dr-  safe, customer service oriented girls delivering a high-quality product.
Title: Re: jennifers review thread
Post by: jennifers on August 13, 2012, 12:11 am
OMG thanks, guys! We're back & fully stocked in a few days!
Title: Re: jennifers review thread
Post by: Jimmy245 on August 13, 2012, 12:44 am
I have nothing but good things to say about my experience with jennifers.  My 500 milliliter order was received in the USA 10 days after ordering.  It had tracking but I did not need to sign.  The packaging was good with stealth measures taken, which I won't elaborate on.  The quality is top notch.  The liquid is perfectly clear with a very faint lactone smell.  It's more clear and less pungent than some of the other stuff I've gotten off SR.  The potency is good -- my dose is exactly as expected.  I do not doubt their claim that this is the German branded stuff.  There is no proof of that, but the quality speaks for itself, frankly.  I'm convinced.  Communications from seller were polite and thorough.  Would buy product from this seller again.
Title: Re: jennifers review thread
Post by: crooky1600 on August 18, 2012, 07:19 pm
My review~

Packaging and delivery were top notch, the product was as advertised top notch.
It is very potent so you have to treat it with respect i knocked myself out on purpose twice but in a good way
so be careful of your surroundings et cetera. In moderation its like being tipsy but alot better. Less than that for me and your sociable and ever so tipsy. Enjoy! 8)
Munkydrunk
Title: Re: jennifers review thread
Post by: jennifers on August 18, 2012, 11:38 pm
We recommend 1.2 ml doses to start! Be safe! Also please don't ever mix with even a little bit of alcohol.

xo
Title: Re: jennifers review thread
Post by: quinone on August 19, 2012, 10:05 am
Damn i'm glad to see you jennifers pop up here, been wanting to buy GBL on SR (aka with BTC, anonymity, etc.) for a while.

Put 200ml aside for me before everyone buys your whole stock :D
Title: Re: jennifers review thread
Post by: jennifers on August 19, 2012, 04:21 pm
Done!

I wouldn't worry too much about the rush- not totally sure that Silk Road is knowledgeable about GBL yet!
Title: Re: jennifers review thread
Post by: username100 on August 19, 2012, 05:33 pm
Well it's a lot cheaper on the clearnet.

http://magic-cleaner.com/

I bought from here, €50 for 500ml. It's quality.
Title: Re: jennifers review thread
Post by: quinone on August 19, 2012, 05:44 pm
Well it's a lot cheaper on the clearnet.

http://magic-cleaner.com/

I bought from here, €50 for 500ml. It's quality.

Yeah I know it's all over the clearnet and much cheaper, i'd just prefer the anonymity of SR, not to mention that i'm assuming it's pure unadulterated GBL you're selling (aka we both know the reason i'm buying it, and that's not to clean rims lol).

Some Lye (NaOH) and basic acid/base chemistry and GBL magically becomes GHB :)
Title: Re: jennifers review thread
Post by: username100 on August 19, 2012, 05:46 pm
Ya it's up to you how much you want to spend. I don't think that site's insecure, it uses ssl for credit card and address. Just like any other legal polish site. Polish, as in from Poland, not wheel rim polish lol!
Title: Re: jennifers review thread
Post by: jennifers on August 19, 2012, 10:31 pm
In any case, quinone, we won't store your info, leave you a paper trail, and everything else that makes SR awesome.
Title: Re: jennifers review thread
Post by: jonesycat on August 19, 2012, 11:57 pm
can you get me that 5L custom listing? pming you now...
Title: Re: jennifers review thread
Post by: john_snow_da_bastard on August 20, 2012, 12:30 am
Jennifers, can you comment on your over all success rate to the US?

 To be honest the thought of euro liquid scared making it undetected scared me, but I like what I'm hearing so far.

Title: Re: jennifers review thread
Post by: jennifers on August 20, 2012, 12:57 am
@jonesycat: On it.

@john_snow_da_bastard: Pre-SR vendor status we'd shipped >200 orders and only one was ever lost. And that was apparently lost-lost, ie, a no-show rather than a love letter. Since we've been SR vendors we've had exactly zero lost packages to the USA. We counted. :)

Title: Re: jennifers review thread
Post by: quinone on August 20, 2012, 02:06 am
In any case, quinone, we won't store your info, leave you a paper trail, and everything else that makes SR awesome.

Yeah I know, it's why I love this place :)

But fuck me, I just bought $2k worth of BTC when they were $12 the other day, and ... well look at em plummet lol.

So the stupid BTC market has me by the balls until it rebounds back unless I wanna lose a lot of money and I can't order shit until then :/
Title: Re: jennifers review thread
Post by: john_snow_da_bastard on August 20, 2012, 02:16 am
@jonesycat: On it.

@john_snow_da_bastard: Pre-SR vendor status we'd shipped >200 orders and only one was ever lost. And that was apparently lost-lost, ie, a no-show rather than a love letter. Since we've been SR vendors we've had exactly zero lost packages to the USA. We counted. :)

Thank you Jennifers. I'll keep you in mind for my next order!
Title: Re: jennifers review thread
Post by: quinone on August 20, 2012, 08:36 am
The allure of your prices + the vendor I was saving my BTC for a custom order for who hasn't responded to me in 5 days + BTC bullshit = I just couldn't resist heh

Order laid in, can't wait, thank you ladies :)
Title: Re: jennifers review thread
Post by: jennifers on August 21, 2012, 04:26 pm
Heads up! We'll be in the States from this Saturday 'till the next on vacation. All orders made by Thursday are guaranteed to go out!

We'll be checking emails & messages sporadically while we're gone, and once we're back we'll be in full force.

xoxox
Title: Re: jennifers review thread
Post by: DaylightDreamer on September 03, 2012, 01:01 pm
Got my GBL last Friday, and I have to say, I'm immensely pleased with the entire order.

I was made to sign for the package but did so bravely. As it turned out the liquid was disguised well.

As for the product itself, I love it. It kind of tastes like how I imagine nail polish does, and so tastes horrible with water, but it seems to go just fine with any drink that has actual flavor (I used Strawberry Lemonade Powerade). The euphoria of this drug is amazing; for a few minutes there I was left in a trance as I reveled in the pure joy. I then ended up passing out soon afterwards and waking up ~four hours later with my shirt soaked in sweat, but hey, now I've got a dose to base things from.

Again, very pleased.
Title: Re: jennifers review thread
Post by: thor on September 05, 2012, 10:16 pm
Got my GBL last Friday, and I have to say, I'm immensely pleased with the entire order.

I was made to sign for the package but did so bravely. As it turned out the liquid was disguised well.

As for the product itself, I love it. It kind of tastes like how I imagine nail polish does, and so tastes horrible with water, but it seems to go just fine with any drink that has actual flavor (I used Strawberry Lemonade Powerade). The euphoria of this drug is amazing; for a few minutes there I was left in a trance as I reveled in the pure joy. I then ended up passing out soon afterwards and waking up ~four hours later with my shirt soaked in sweat, but hey, now I've got a dose to base things from.

Again, very pleased.

How much did you take?
Title: Re: jennifers review thread
Post by: jennifers on September 06, 2012, 11:17 pm
So we recommend 1 ml per 170 lbs of body weight to start, and go up from there. Also that you mix it with grapefruit juice. GBL is very base, and can hurt you long-term if you shoot it straight.

Glad you love it but BE CAREFUL! Also, never, ever combine with alcohol. Not even a beer. We love you & want you to stay alive!
Title: Re: jennifers review thread
Post by: DaylightDreamer on September 06, 2012, 11:32 pm
Got my GBL last Friday, and I have to say, I'm immensely pleased with the entire order.

I was made to sign for the package but did so bravely. As it turned out the liquid was disguised well.

As for the product itself, I love it. It kind of tastes like how I imagine nail polish does, and so tastes horrible with water, but it seems to go just fine with any drink that has actual flavor (I used Strawberry Lemonade Powerade). The euphoria of this drug is amazing; for a few minutes there I was left in a trance as I reveled in the pure joy. I then ended up passing out soon afterwards and waking up ~four hours later with my shirt soaked in sweat, but hey, now I've got a dose to base things from.

Again, very pleased.

How much did you take?

I believe ~3ml. Possibly 3.5 or even 4. Looking back I guess I really didn't keep proper track of it... I mostly just kept loading some into a syringe and releasing it into a cup. A little reckless, but I did have an idea of how much I was taking.
Title: Re: jennifers review thread
Post by: jennifers on September 07, 2012, 02:23 am
oh and also please try to space doses out to hourly.
Title: Re: jennifers review thread
Post by: quinone on September 07, 2012, 02:34 am
Order was received without problem (but signature required :/).

Been a pleasure doing business with these ladies and be sure to check their GBL - > GHB listing out, it's easier then you think to convert GBL and i'm sure their listing explains it well :)
Title: Re: jennifers review thread
Post by: jennifers on September 11, 2012, 02:17 am
The signature is unavoidable so long as we offer tracking. There's no getting around it. Moral: know your mailman!

Also we're considering just offering the GBL => GHB info for free with all orders of 500ml or more. Do you guys think that's smart? We'd offer it for free to everyone (like make a forum post) but we don't want to piss off the GHB vendors...

We have figured out a pretty foolproof method of transporting GHB- we've flown with it across oceans with no problem at all, but we're cautious about passing it out for the same reasons that keep people from discussing shipping methods.

Also btw we have a five liter listing up, and are happy to custom list 10 or 25 liter options. Just let us know. We're pretty accessible.

xox.

~jennifers~
Title: Re: jennifers review thread
Post by: thor on September 11, 2012, 10:11 am
The signature is unavoidable so long as we offer tracking. There's no getting around it. Moral: know your mailman!

Also we're considering just offering the GBL => GHB info for free with all orders of 500ml or more. Do you guys think that's smart? We'd offer it for free to everyone (like make a forum post) but we don't want to piss off the GHB vendors...

We have figured out a pretty foolproof method of transporting GHB- we've flown with it across oceans with no problem at all, but we're cautious about passing it out for the same reasons that keep people from discussing shipping methods.

Also btw we have a five liter listing up, and are happy to custom list 10 or 25 liter options. Just let us know. We're pretty accessible.

xox.

~jennifers~

That would be good assuming it comes in digital format and not with the actual package. Information is supposed to be free :D. Besides I ordered 500ml a couple of days ago lol. Although I can't imagine what's so special about your guidebook. The conversion is pretty basic. The only reason I haven't done it is because I couldn't find any lab grade NaOH.
Title: Re: jennifers review thread
Post by: jonesycat on September 11, 2012, 04:05 pm
Second.

FYI I get my NaOH from Amazon- food grade. If anyone ever asked, well, I was going to make pretzels.
Title: Re: jennifers review thread
Post by: quinone on September 13, 2012, 06:40 am
That would be good assuming it comes in digital format and not with the actual package. Information is supposed to be free :D. Besides I ordered 500ml a couple of days ago lol. Although I can't imagine what's so special about your guidebook. The conversion is pretty basic. The only reason I haven't done it is because I couldn't find any lab grade NaOH.

Haha, it is pretty BASIC isn't it :P ... (chemistry joke) GBL + NaOH --> NaGHB
Title: Re: jennifers review thread
Post by: gambino on September 13, 2012, 06:53 am
If you want the best NaGHB recipe, it is the Chem-R-Us synth, at (CLEARNET) http://www.erowid.org/archive/rhodium/chemistry/ghb-r-us.txt

It is a very clean and easy synth.
Title: Re: jennifers review thread
Post by: ziggy on September 13, 2012, 08:37 am
Thought I'd chime in that I ordered 100ml from jennifers about 4 weeks ago, and it arrived to australia in good timing :) Great product, and very strong stuff. a must for me after a hard night out.

jennifers is amongst the most helpful sellers on this site, responsive and communicative.
Title: Re: jennifers review thread
Post by: jennifers on September 13, 2012, 09:21 pm
K fine we'll just post ours (we were handheld by the lovely quinone on this one):

Per 100 ml GBL

Dissolve 52.39g NaOH into 160ml water. Add mixture very, very slowly (like, over the course of half an hour) into 100ml GBL in a Pyrex saucepan. Let it sit until it cools down. Once cool, check with pH strips, adding small amounts of GBL if the pH is too high until your strip reads around a pH of 7.

We like to dilute it with distilled water until a dose is 2 teaspoons.

Enjoy!
Title: Re: jennifers review thread
Post by: gambino on September 13, 2012, 09:39 pm
Thanks, jennifers.  You gals are awesome. 

I would just mention that the Chem-R-Us synth (may he rest in peace) is better because it includes a purification step of steam stripping, which is easy to do without any special equipment.  Just a beaker over heat.  It removes unreacted lactone, and results in a very clean and dry solid product.  The product does need to be stored in an air-tight container, preferably with a desiccant, to keep it dry, as NaGHB is very hygroscopic (deliquescent).
Title: Re: jennifers review thread
Post by: thor on September 13, 2012, 09:41 pm
Received my second order (500ml) from jennifers yesterday. Perfect as before.

Jennfiers, is 100ml the only size you've got? i.e would 1 liter come in 10 100ml bottles?
Title: Re: jennifers review thread
Post by: jennifers on September 14, 2012, 03:49 am
nope! we have bigger bottles. :)
Title: Re: jennifers review thread
Post by: eamonn420 on September 17, 2012, 11:22 am
Got my GBL 10 days  (thanks jennifers. good job)
Question: I have a source of Lye NaOH. It comes in little beads, is that ok?
Also, if you use 100ml (which I have) for the process. can you neturalize the ph with anything else if no gbl is left?

Thanks. look forward to the answers
Title: Re: jennifers review thread
Post by: quinone on September 17, 2012, 12:12 pm
Got my GBL 10 days  (thanks jennifers. good job)
Question: I have a source of Lye NaOH. It comes in little beads, is that ok?
Also, if you use 100ml (which I have) for the process. can you neturalize the ph with anything else if no gbl is left?

Thanks. look forward to the answers

Sodium Hydroxide (NaOH) typically comes as 'beads' so that's fine yes.

You can lower the pH to 7 with any acid, just be aware you are making a salt when you do so, eg. if you use Acetic Acid you will generate Sodium Acetate.  HCl would be your safest bet as it generates table salt (NaCl).  If the pH if 7.5 then just leave it, it doesn't HAVE to be ph 7.0, you're aiming primarily to react all the GBL and pH is only a general measure of how much NaOH, if any is left. 

If you need to raise the pH add more NaOH (duh).

Next time react 95ml so you have a bit for pH adjustment.
Title: Re: jennifers review thread
Post by: jennifers on September 17, 2012, 08:07 pm
Listen to quinone- he's a chemist & we trust him completely! Thanks, quinone!
Title: Re: jennifers review thread
Post by: quinone on September 17, 2012, 09:06 pm
Listen to quinone- he's a chemist & we trust him completely! Thanks, quinone!

np jennifers.

The GBL alone was a little harsh on my stomach (meh call me a pussy, I don't care :D), and this simple one step reaction to NaGHB cleared up that problem entirely, so if I can help others wish sensitive tummies i'm more then glad to do so :)

Besides, you're stomach converts GBL to GHB in an acid reversible reaction, we're just making it better with chemistry ! in an irreversible base reaction so GHB is directly absorbed in the stomach.

How's the lotto goin? :)

PS:  I'd argue that the link posted is NOT the best method of conversion as it for some reason wants you to heat the GBL, this is not a good thing.  Heating it will just break the ester bond before hydrolysis with NaOH occurs and thus no gamma carbonyl hydroxylation.  The best disscussion on GBL - > GHB conversion i've seen is this Rhodium page:
http://www.erowid.org/archive/rhodium/chemistry/ghb.html

If you want to crystallize the NaGHB you should NOT do so by boiling off the water, it should be done via aspiration using a Buchner funnel or an equivalent vacuum dessication method.  That's the whole point of adding the NaOH SLOWLY, so it doesn't get too hot and boil.
Title: Re: jennifers review thread
Post by: jennifers on September 17, 2012, 09:31 pm
Oh no, now we want to make GHB powder.

Come to think of it, this is really a thing we should be making/selling, huh.
Title: Re: jennifers review thread
Post by: quinone on September 17, 2012, 09:57 pm
Oh no, now we want to make GHB powder.

Come to think of it, this is really a thing we should be making/selling, huh.

If you're a chemist yes.  But for the sake of simplicity, I think it's best to just leave the NaGHB aqueous in solution.  To crystallize would require a few more steps and with some labware you might be annoyed to get your hands on, and the method by which you sell your liquid is already air-tight. 

Selling as a powder presents more danger too because this stuff is potent and people don't typically know how to make the correct concentrations from powder.  IMHO it's best to leave it as is dissolved in solution and recommending the user take 2mL or whatever dilution factor the aqueous NaOH has created.

Yeah generally powders are safer to ship then liquid, but you have a fantastic method of shipping liquid *shrug*.  It might be something worth considering for buyers purchasing a liter or more though.
Title: Re: jennifers review thread
Post by: malakismenos on September 18, 2012, 02:50 am
Well it's a lot cheaper on the clearnet.

http://magic-cleaner.com/

I bought from here, €50 for 500ml. It's quality.

That's a scam, 99% certain. Eiher way I would trust Jeniffers over any online vendor not on Silk Road.

Real professional, the GBL was exactly as expected, but I never expected it to come so soon, after just a week to the Midwest (USA) and having tracking as well. Service couldn't have been better :)
Title: Re: jennifers review thread
Post by: gambino on September 18, 2012, 09:16 am
PS:  I'd argue that the link posted is NOT the best method of conversion as it for some reason wants you to heat the GBL, this is not a good thing.  Heating it will just break the ester bond before hydrolysis with NaOH occurs and thus no gamma carbonyl hydroxylation.  The best disscussion on GBL - > GHB conversion i've seen is this Rhodium page:
http://www.erowid.org/archive/rhodium/chemistry/ghb.html

If you want to crystallize the NaGHB you should NOT do so by boiling off the water, it should be done via aspiration using a Buchner funnel or an equivalent vacuum dessication method.  That's the whole point of adding the NaOH SLOWLY, so it doesn't get too hot and boil.

Well, we'll have to agree to disagree on this one.  It's hard to imagine an easier process that gives better results than the chem-r-us synth.  It produces a perfect solid product every time.  And, no, the heat as specified does not cause the lactone to decompose, as you state.  The lactone boils at 204 C, without decomposition, according to the Merck Index.  The chem-r-us process calls for heating it to 100 deg. C.  So, you don't have to worry about "breaking the ester bond" with the heat to 100 degrees.  I can only imagine you just made that up, because it simply isn't true.  If you have a cite, I'm all ears.

And, BTW, there's a good reason for boiling off the water, which should be apparent to you if you are a chemist.  The reaction of GBL with NaOH will not go all the way to the right at neutral pH, so there WILL be unreacted GBL.  GBL is volatile with steam, which means the unreacted GBL will be stripped away as the water boils off.  It's a purification step.

The results speak for themselves, regardless of the theory.  But hey, if people want an inferior product, with unreacted GBL in it, they can do it however they want.  If they want a perfect solid product, they'll go with the chem-r-us synth.
Title: Re: jennifers review thread
Post by: gambino on September 18, 2012, 09:56 am
Got my GBL 10 days  (thanks jennifers. good job)
Question: I have a source of Lye NaOH. It comes in little beads, is that ok?
Also, if you use 100ml (which I have) for the process. can you neturalize the ph with anything else if no gbl is left?

Thanks. look forward to the answers

Please use food grade NaOH.  It is easy to get on eBay and elsewhere.  Hardware store lye is dangerous to your health.
Title: Re: jennifers review thread
Post by: quinone on September 18, 2012, 10:40 am
Well the easier process would be not to heat GBL and just mix it with dissolved NaOH, so I stand by the Rhodium link as being easier then the 'chem-r-us' link.

I'm not talking about producing solid primarily, but will get back to that later, there is no point in producing a solid when you know the relative concentration of dissolved NaGHB.  It's an extra and unnecessary step unless you are talking about shipping mass quantities of NaGHB, in which case aspiration is still the favourable method.

I did not state that heat decomposes GBL (at those temperatures), I stated that it makes it more energetically favorable for the nucleophilic OH- to break the ester bond before reacting with the gamma carbonyl to produce gamma-Butyrolactone, it would instead form Butyric Acid (except I stated it simpler :D).  Thanks for the 'made that up' insult, I did nothing to you.

There of course will be unreacted GBL unless you've driven the reaction too basic with NaOH.  You don't want and there is no reason to strip off the unreacted GBL because GBL is more lipophilic then GHB, thus more bioavailable and is rapidly converted to GHB by lactonase (an enzyme), that's why GBL is considered a pro-drug to GHB. 

You have to note too that the amount of unreacted GBL is very small compared to the converted NaGHB so once it enters the bloodstream and has access to lactonase it is rapidly converted to GHB at about the same rate that NaGHB itself is absorbed (remember miniscule amount of GBL).

Basically what i'm saying is that steam distillation of the unreacted GBL is WASTING perfectly good drug because this GBL in its low quantities is rapidly converted to GHB by enzymatic catalysis.

The method you propose is more time consuming as it requires heating materials (when it's not necessary) and monitoring the temperature of this solution, plus the intentional loss of perfectly good GHB by unreacted GBL catalyzed into GHB by the enzyme lactonase and is simply inferior to the equimolar one step base induced hydrolysis of GBL into NaGHB as proposed in the Rhodium article.  The rhodium article also discusses a variety of bases and other methods of conversion, whereas you're text document does not, lending it much more credibility.

One last thing, a chemist would never tell you to distill off water when vacuum aspiration with a Buchner funnel and appropriate filter paper would do the job just the same.

To those reading you are welcome to use either the Rhodium or 'Chem-r-Us' methods of GBL conversion as both will work, just ascertain first which is simpler and which would produce more product in your view.

Edit: Typos !
Title: Re: jennifers review thread
Post by: eamonn420 on September 18, 2012, 11:55 am
Got my GBL 10 days  (thanks jennifers. good job)
Question: I have a source of Lye NaOH. It comes in little beads, is that ok?
Also, if you use 100ml (which I have) for the process. can you neturalize the ph with anything else if no gbl is left?

Thanks. look forward to the answers

Please use food grade NaOH.  It is easy to get on eBay and elsewhere.  Hardware store lye is dangerous to your health.

Im getting it online says its Sodium Hydroxide 99% pure
Going to try the procedure soon. Well give an update.
And will be ordering more soon!
Title: Re: jennifers review thread
Post by: jonesycat on September 18, 2012, 03:00 pm
I think the best thing would be to the two of you to make a whole bunch of ghb and then send it to me so I can do a neutral analysis of your methods. :)
Title: Re: jennifers review thread
Post by: jennifers on September 19, 2012, 06:15 am
Ha!

Send it to us, too. Why not?
Title: Re: jennifers review thread
Post by: gambino on September 19, 2012, 08:59 am
Thanks for the 'made that up' insult, I did nothing to you.

Sorry, I did not mean to be insulting, but I can see how It came off that way.
Title: Re: jennifers review thread
Post by: gambino on September 19, 2012, 09:09 am
Got my GBL 10 days  (thanks jennifers. good job)
Question: I have a source of Lye NaOH. It comes in little beads, is that ok?
Also, if you use 100ml (which I have) for the process. can you neturalize the ph with anything else if no gbl is left?

Thanks. look forward to the answers

Please use food grade NaOH.  It is easy to get on eBay and elsewhere.  Hardware store lye is dangerous to your health.

Im getting it online says its Sodium Hydroxide 99% pure
Going to try the procedure soon. Well give an update.
And will be ordering more soon!

99% pure is not necessarily good enough.  Even the hardware store stuff is probably 99% pure.    If it's not USP or food grade, it probably contains heavy metals, such as mercury..  It's not about how much impurity is present - it's about which impurities are or are not present.  Hope that makes sense.
Title: Re: jennifers review thread
Post by: jonesycat on September 21, 2012, 03:00 am
So I ordered the 5L about twelve days ago, and according to tracking it was "processed through sort facility" at ICS on the 13th, but the tracking hasn't updated since then. Is it stuck at customs? Should I be worried?

I'm one of the people who is in the process of trying to get a refund for a total noshow from abzu, and I'm also waiting on shipments from CloudSurfer & a few other EU delights, but this is definitely going to be the biggest package. My fingers are crossed so hard they're breaking!
Title: Re: jennifers review thread
Post by: jennifers on September 21, 2012, 04:08 am
OMG! Please only use food grade lye when making GHB! It's really cheap & easy to get. It's not worth the heavy metals & the possible health risks. Please, please, please be careful!

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So I ordered the 5L about twelve days ago, and according to tracking it was "processed through sort facility" at ICS on the 13th, but the tracking hasn't updated since then. Is it stuck at customs? Should I be worried?

jonesycat: That's pretty normal. Once overseas packages reach ICS they are no longer tracked until they are delivered. If it was "processed" by them on the 13th, we'd be really surprised if you didn't get it tomorrow or the next day. Keep us in the loop, please!
Title: Re: jennifers review thread
Post by: jennifers on September 24, 2012, 08:32 pm
Considering having a sale. Should we do free shipping or should we do 10-15% off?
Title: Re: jennifers review thread
Post by: DimethylTHC on September 25, 2012, 12:43 am
I received  my GBL from jennifers today:)
Definitely not chinese GBL which is great, also to everyone who is cooking: Always have some extra GBL for neutralizing PH when making GHB.

Thank you jennifers, will be ordering again;) 
Title: Re: jennifers review thread
Post by: quinone on September 25, 2012, 01:04 am
Considering having a sale. Should we do free shipping or should we do 10-15% off?

You should do free product to anyone whose forum handle starts with a Q  :P :P
Title: Re: jennifers review thread
Post by: jonesycat on September 25, 2012, 01:49 am
Oh hell. Do 15% off. And sell me a gallon. :)
Title: Re: jennifers review thread
Post by: jennifers on September 27, 2012, 12:16 am
K. Working on it.

It's just... most of our orders are 100-200ml & free shipping would be a better deal for them, even though 15% off of our bulk orders...

Maybe we should split it between them?
Title: Re: jennifers review thread
Post by: quinone on September 27, 2012, 07:45 pm
K. Working on it.

It's just... most of our orders are 100-200ml & free shipping would be a better deal for them, even though 15% off of our bulk orders...

Maybe we should split it between them?

Hey, how is lottery #2 going?
Title: Re: jennifers review thread
Post by: eclipsin on September 28, 2012, 02:16 am
So I ordered the 5L about twelve days ago, and according to tracking it was "processed through sort facility" at ICS on the 13th, but the tracking hasn't updated since then. Is it stuck at customs? Should I be worried?

I'm one of the people who is in the process of trying to get a refund for a total noshow from abzu, and I'm also waiting on shipments from CloudSurfer & a few other EU delights, but this is definitely going to be the biggest package. My fingers are crossed so hard they're breaking!

Had some chinese stuff sit at customs for a week before updating and being delivered a few days later.   Thought it was snagged for sure.  Would love to get 5L of her stuff.   Think I'll start with 500ml soon.
Title: Re: jennifers review thread
Post by: jonesycat on September 28, 2012, 02:55 am
So I ordered the 5L about twelve days ago, and according to tracking it was "processed through sort facility" at ICS on the 13th, but the tracking hasn't updated since then. Is it stuck at customs? Should I be worried?

I'm one of the people who is in the process of trying to get a refund for a total noshow from abzu, and I'm also waiting on shipments from CloudSurfer & a few other EU delights, but this is definitely going to be the biggest package. My fingers are crossed so hard they're breaking!

Had some chinese stuff sit at customs for a week before updating and being delivered a few days later.   Thought it was snagged for sure.  Would love to get 5L of her stuff.   Think I'll start with 500ml soon.

Both my orders came in today! I love you jennifers. It's maybe just the drugs talking, but they're SUCH GOOD DRUGS.

thanks ladies!
Title: Re: jennifers review thread
Post by: energyimport on September 28, 2012, 10:27 pm
I am A nother very happy Custo! I ordered 200 ml and was surprised at how quick it came and discretely.

Funny story though, I had to sign for it which was fine and I know my mail man and it worked out,  signed fore it bla bla bla went to open it and like 5-10 mins later I get a loud knock on the door and I'm thinking OH FUCK Here is it Im popped, Peered out my window and saw it was my mail main again... I opened the door and he said, "hey you forgot to give me back my pen Its the only one I have and I lose them all the time. Can I have it back?" And I was like OH THANK GAWD lol gave him his pen and everything was fine!  Almost made me shit my pants Note to self always give back pens!

But I do Have a question My buddy and I are going to try and do the conversion seems pretty simple,  and he goes to school for chemistry so I dont think we will run into many problems, We were ganna do 4 runs at 50ML each, so We need to figure out the conversions and what not, BUT my question is. I noticed people talking about different Lye NAOH  like there lab grade food grade, and then I know there stuff you can get at home Depot I used to use for making Deems, Like Is Lab and Food Grade the same thing like the 99.99% lye or  is their any difference any advice on this would be great!

I read on some synth that adding the water/lye mixture to the gbl can cause a crazy reaction and should be done quickly to allow it to happen all at once and fully bind/convert, but then I also heard you should do it slowly to avoid a intense reaction "boil over"etc  What should I follow here? Im thinking slowly because you dont want to reaction to get out of control, Plus all items used should be clean sterile pyrex glass, Like plastic is NOT SAFE to use for this reaction correct? Also Is this in any ay flammable not like Ill be doing it over a stove or anything but I just dont want to make anything blow up. I had a really dumb friend who was using naphtha for a deems exraction and used as gass stove to heat up and speed the reaction...as you can imagine his kitchen was no longer in tact, Thank god he had fire extinguishers.

I just want to be as safe as possible as I value my freedom, health, and livelihood greatly.

Thank and sorry for such a long post!
Title: Re: jennifers review thread
Post by: jennifers on September 29, 2012, 01:41 am
Hey energyimports!

So glad it was your mailman & not the fuzz. :)

But a couple things to note, here:

1. ONLY USE FOOD GRADE LYE. Not Red Devil or Home Depot or anything like that. Please. Buy your lye from an online vendor for pretzel making. It's cheap & safe & totally legal.
2. You don't need to heat anything. The chemical reaction is exothermic (quinone taught us that word), and it heats itself up. A lot. Which brings us to point three...
3. ADD THE LYE & WATER MIXTURE VERY SLOWLY. A little bit and then stir, and then wait. And then wait a little longer, and then a little bit more NOT THAT MUCH SLOW DOWN. Stir. Like that.
4. Plastic is not safe. Nor is metal. Pyrex, pyrex, pyrex.

We value your freedom, health, and livelihood, as well. Please be safe!
Title: Re: jennifers review thread
Post by: toothpix on September 29, 2012, 02:47 am
Get my 200ml today and read the gbl to ghb info!

I made the ghb. It was pretty easy but i ended up using almost 150ml of gbl to make the ph 7.5.

I added enough water to make the whole thing 1000ml.

I took 1.5 teaspoons and my girlfriend took one teaspoon. We're pretty fucked up. Its nice.

 Does anyone know how can I figure out how many grams of ghb per ml of what I made?

Some of my friends want to buy it from me, what should I charge them?

Title: Re: jennifers review thread
Post by: energyimport on September 30, 2012, 08:29 pm
If you do a synth to bring it all the way down to GHB powder, how many MG of powder  do you use per dosage of ml Liquid to make the dosage out to be a dose of 1.2 ml per dose if that make sense? Im just a tid bit confused on eworid it says to dosage of GHB powder is like a half gram to a gram for a small dose and I feel like this is WAY WAY WAY to much?
Title: Re: jennifers review thread
Post by: eclipsin on September 30, 2012, 08:36 pm
The Rhodium article is the easiest I think.  It calls for 250ml GBL.  You can scale it down or up if needed.   You end up with roughly 25 ounces of 2:1 ghb (2ml - 1g ghb).   Usually spot on when using this one.  You actually add the gbl to the aqueous naoh solution in 50ml portions spaced out, otherwise it will boil over and burn ya.  And believe me, it gets HOT!   
Title: Re: jennifers review thread
Post by: energyimport on September 30, 2012, 09:56 pm
OK THIS IS STRANGE!


Somthing went wrong and maybe some one would know what happened.

breakdown

Took 50 ML GBL
27.86 Grams of NAOH disolved in 40ML of distilled watter

Mixed it up slowly had two layers this was good and expected had heat heat this too was good and as expected...

eventually It became one clear liquid no layers, Got excited, Still had a bit of heat so Waited for a while heat went away tested the PH and WHOA it was 11 Thought OK maybe its still reacting and we should give it some time put it in a beaker with a cork, went to check on it laters and it is now a hard thick jelly goo, and cloudy again. WTF and I mean like top layer is like Thick goo, shake it really hard and then it breaks up again and its still thick and cloudy but now moves around like a jelly liquid...Best way to describe it....Really tick beaker full of seaman lol

N e ideas Why this is happening should we add heat and more water and maybe it will fix things?

Thanks, We may just say F his batch and try again but that was 25% of what we had and now sadly it is gone and prob not salvagable.

May just take the GBL stright up lol.


N  e help would be stellar!
Title: Re: jennifers review thread
Post by: energyimport on September 30, 2012, 10:16 pm
Im getting more and more amazed at (what ever I did) and less caring about the fact that i fucked it up.


What its slowly foaming into is the craze jelly, like goo....Its so ODD! But Im still interested. Like what is going on in there why did it happen X,Y,Z should I keep it sealed? should i let air into it?

Title: Re: jennifers review thread
Post by: DimethylTHC on October 01, 2012, 09:01 am
Always use this guide (clearnet)  http://www.erowid.org/archive/rhodium/chemistry/ghb.html#NA
if your ph is to high you haven't used enough gbl with the lye you added..
Title: Re: jennifers review thread
Post by: quinone on October 01, 2012, 02:06 pm
Always use this guide (clearnet)  http://www.erowid.org/archive/rhodium/chemistry/ghb.html#NA
if your ph is to high you haven't used enough gbl with the lye you added..

^

Should have added GBL the moment you tested it's pH.  Why you monitored it like some science experiment is bizarre.  If it's pH 11 and you want it pH 7 you add more GBL, that's all there is to it, I am quite quite confused about why you did all this and monitored it and described it in such depth here. 

To pH down you add GBL, go do that and stop describing the look heat etc. of your solution, just do what you should do to lower the pH .... so confused why you're making this difficult, it seems more difficult to make it difficult then to just pH down it with GBL   ??? ??? ???
Title: Re: jennifers review thread
Post by: jennifers on October 01, 2012, 05:27 pm
Love that this thread has the smartest people on SR. The rest of them seem like it's just people calling each other names & accusing each other of being cops. Here we argue chemistry! :)

Also we wanted to point out that there are five slots left on the current lotto and then we spin the wheel & declare a winner! http://silkroadvb5piz3r.onion/index.php/silkroad/item/ea55eea91c

And the other thing is we decided to definitely do a sale. We'll keep you posted on the how much & when of it.

xoxox
~jennifers~

Title: Re: jennifers review thread
Post by: steady01 on October 01, 2012, 06:21 pm
Why do the gbl to ghb conversion at all ? Doesn't gbl get converted into ghb by your liver ? Is it a health thing or a better feeling ? I'm fairly new to gbl so I thought I'd ask.
Title: Re: jennifers review thread
Post by: thor on October 01, 2012, 09:26 pm
GBL tastes vile and there are speculations that it could pose some risks to one's health, yet there is no evidence to back those theories up.  I personally just put GBL in capsules and don't bother with the conversion.
Title: Re: jennifers review thread
Post by: Inderal on October 02, 2012, 01:27 am
Interested in ordering some GBL, just one question i have:

I've noticed JonesyCat seems to be a satisfied customer who ordered quite a large order (5L). I went to add the PGP Key for the Jennifers to my PGP-GPA key manager and it shows up as the owner being: Jonesycat@tormail.com.

I'm kind of curious why the owner of the PGP Key is commenting and commending his orders arriving from the Jennifers...who use this key?

Thanks
Title: Re: jennifers review thread
Post by: jennifers on October 02, 2012, 04:20 am
jonesycat helped us set up PGP early on- he was one of our first customers & we hadn't set our PGP up yet, so he got a custom order.

No idea what a key manager is.

However, because of this post we just changed our public key on our vendor page & our private key on this computer.

Dunno if it means anything, but no one has ever emailed us off Silk Road, and we never save anyone's information, so we don't see how it matters.
Title: Re: jennifers review thread
Post by: toothpix on October 02, 2012, 04:37 am
what is a good price for GHB for my friends, please?
Title: Re: jennifers review thread
Post by: jennifers on October 02, 2012, 04:58 am
By the way, here's our new PGP Public Key:

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Version: BCPG C# v1.6.1.0

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n+Vx2/9T4xEBrH3AqtxGZPG335FuMkENagVNWbKYZ1Z2eOh7/ClDTA7JBgU4o2Vm
efEpdDCSVn1CPPsVELBzViMDurmPvqdeIQtzFvmjhsbE9ZDc4N4+QyHTABEBAAG0
FWplbm5pZmVyc0B0b3JtYWlsLm9yZ4icBBABAgAGBQJQammZAAoJEGCF6SjMs9kU
9NYEAIOj9KfdVi8ATaKpvCppzXlpNLPZZZ2cYPK7cUo3K2e0ZQ8RSwJJLWkCnBNm
Gqv8D6BA8rdq5S5cMc2lX+gaexybX5aJ4etznYafDg6dEZmFRBS94fX/0Fl6Htpj
NY8rwVnPT4DbTzuKfZsk3xaaj6ow4x2OKX/3NQDUv/p6dZyg
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-----END PGP PUBLIC KEY BLOCK-----
Title: Re: jennifers review thread
Post by: steady01 on October 02, 2012, 09:00 am
A key manager is just what it sounds like, it is a piece of software that manages your & people who you communicate with pgp keys. It allows you to have multiple private & public keys as well as the ability to interact with multiple public keys from other people. It should be stored on an hidden encrypted volume with something like truecrypt that needs to be mounted every time you boot your computer up or on some type of removable media that is also encrypted.

As I'm sure you know that there is a pantload of pgp info in other forums led by users named pine & guru. I've learned a bunch of security stuff that I can not only use around here but in my work infrastructure as well. You can never been too careful with
Title: Re: jennifers review thread
Post by: jennifers on October 02, 2012, 01:33 pm
OK, good. We were just worried for a second that somehow when we decoded PGP messages they were being bounced to that email address. It looks like that's impossible.

Crisis averted!
Title: Re: jennifers review thread
Post by: jonesycat on October 02, 2012, 04:33 pm
Oh, hell.

No, that's not how it works. I must've reflexively put in my email address while setting you up. But no, I've never gotten your messages from your customers.

Sorry about worrying you tho.
Title: Re: jennifers review thread
Post by: Cosette on October 02, 2012, 06:54 pm
Per 100 ml GBL

Dissolve 52.39g NaOH into 160ml water. Add mixture very, very slowly (like, over the course of half an hour) into 100ml GBL in a Pyrex saucepan. Let it sit until it cools down. Once cool, check with pH strips, adding small amounts of GBL if the pH is too high until your strip reads around a pH of 7.

Here's one that will let you have some spare gbl in case you have any ph issues ....

41.91g NaOH
128ml water
80ml gbl

yield = 240ml = 8oz liquid at 50% ghb

P.S. I saw that you added lye solution to the GBL instead of adding GBL into the lye solution. Is this better/safer or a matter of preference? I ask because I always add GBL to my lye solution since it's already in the beaker.
Title: Re: jennifers review thread
Post by: jennifers on October 02, 2012, 08:29 pm
quinone? that's for you. :)
Title: Re: jennifers review thread
Post by: l1llykins on October 02, 2012, 09:23 pm
Tagging to see the lottery results.

what is a good price for GHB for my friends, please?

$10 an oz would double your money just about. The going rate is $20.
Title: Re: jennifers review thread
Post by: quinone on October 03, 2012, 12:50 am
quinone? that's for you. :)

It's counterentuitive but you add NaOH (lye) to the GBL.  Reason being the reaction is exothermic when the GBL molecules are being linearalized and by hydrolysis of the lactone.

One would think adding all the GBL to the NaOH would cause instant conversion¸ but the temperature of the solution is more important then the rate of hydrolysis.  Slowly adding the NaOH further ensurees the gamma carbonyl group is what is hydrolyzed (even though it would be hydrolyzed anyway's because it's more thermokinetically favourable).

If the reaction temp wasn't monitored (primarily to ensure the solution doesn't degrade) other isoforms of the butane lactone may form.

Really though it probably doesn't matter which you add except to say that you are driving a BASE reactino so it only makes sense to add the base NaOH to the precursor (GBL).  They key to it all is that it's done in an ice bath and the temperature kept low as NaOH is added to GBL,
Title: Re: jennifers review thread
Post by: eclipsin on October 03, 2012, 01:43 am
quinone? that's for you. :)

It's counterentuitive but you add NaOH (lye) to the GBL.  Reason being the reaction is exothermic when the GBL molecules are being linearalized and by hydrolysis of the lactone.

One would think adding all the GBL to the NaOH would cause instant conversion¸ but the temperature of the solution is more important then the rate of hydrolysis.  Slowly adding the NaOH further ensurees the gamma carbonyl group is what is hydrolyzed (even though it would be hydrolyzed anyway's because it's more thermokinetically favourable).

If the reaction temp wasn't monitored (primarily to ensure the solution doesn't degrade) other isoforms of the butane lactone may form.

Really though it probably doesn't matter which you add except to say that you are driving a BASE reactino so it only makes sense to add the base NaOH to the precursor (GBL).  They key to it all is that it's done in an ice bath and the temperature kept low as NaOH is added to GBL,

Question.....so if adding the gbl to the naoh (as per rhodium)....if one adds it in in 50ml portions slowly, with some boiling but nothing excessive.....And then one does the same process in an ice bath, do you think there would be any noticable difference in the end products?   
Title: Re: jennifers review thread
Post by: quinone on October 03, 2012, 05:02 am
quinone? that's for you. :)

It's counterentuitive but you add NaOH (lye) to the GBL.  Reason being the reaction is exothermic when the GBL molecules are being linearalized and by hydrolysis of the lactone.

One would think adding all the GBL to the NaOH would cause instant conversion¸ but the temperature of the solution is more important then the rate of hydrolysis.  Slowly adding the NaOH further ensurees the gamma carbonyl group is what is hydrolyzed (even though it would be hydrolyzed anyway's because it's more thermokinetically favourable).

If the reaction temp wasn't monitored (primarily to ensure the solution doesn't degrade) other isoforms of the butane lactone may form.

Really though it probably doesn't matter which you add except to say that you are driving a BASE reactino so it only makes sense to add the base NaOH to the precursor (GBL).  They key to it all is that it's done in an ice bath and the temperature kept low as NaOH is added to GBL,

Question.....so if adding the gbl to the naoh (as per rhodium)....if one adds it in in 50ml portions slowly, with some boiling but nothing excessive.....And then one does the same process in an ice bath, do you think there would be any noticable difference in the end products?

It's best to titrate (not pour in big gulps of reagents, wait and pour in another gob of it).

The appropriate way, especially in these Base reactions is to fill a burrete with your NaOH solution and SLOWLY start dripping drop by drop into the GBL, while monitoring the pH (and temp. though at such low volume additions the temp.) isn't as much constantly a concern.  You should if possible be stirring the mixture with a magnetic stirbar.

They look like this and you've probably seen one before ...somewhere.  If the people coming out with pH11 results actually titrated correctly they'd probably end up with the right pH and right amount of converted GBL to unconcerveted NaOH:

http://www.ebay.com/itm/Acrylic-Plastic-Burette-50-ml-PTFE-Titration-Buret-/190722285600?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_0&hash=item2c67ef2020
Title: Re: jennifers review thread
Post by: ziggy on October 03, 2012, 10:06 am
My order finally came today to Australia! 500ml order which I made on the 3rd of September and shipped on the 7th september, only turned up today.
Thank you jennifers~!
Title: Re: jennifers review thread
Post by: DimethylTHC on October 03, 2012, 12:48 pm
I need to ask, is there anything wrong with my method of converting?

Have done this for some time and i only have a 300ml erlendmeyer flask for the reaction, so i slowly dissolve my LYE in the amount of water i'm using. When im done stirring and dissolving the lye i check the temperature. If it's not to hot like 55-60C. Ill slowly add 20ml of gbl and stir for some time with a glass rod. after the stirring i'll check temp again, and if to hot ill stirr some more and wait for it too cool down, then i slowly add 20ml and repeat until i have used all the gbl i measured up before starting. I almost everytime get the desired ph without adding anything. (but i always have some more GBL  just in case)

Title: Re: jennifers review thread
Post by: eclipsin on October 04, 2012, 02:16 am
I need to ask, is there anything wrong with my method of converting?

Have done this for some time and i only have a 300ml erlendmeyer flask for the reaction, so i slowly dissolve my LYE in the amount of water i'm using. When im done stirring and dissolving the lye i check the temperature. If it's not to hot like 55-60C. Ill slowly add 20ml of gbl and stir for some time with a glass rod. after the stirring i'll check temp again, and if to hot ill stirr some more and wait for it too cool down, then i slowly add 20ml and repeat until i have used all the gbl i measured up before starting. I almost everytime get the desired ph without adding anything. (but i always have some more GBL  just in case)

Looks good to me.  Done it the same way just about.
Title: Re: jennifers review thread
Post by: quinone on October 04, 2012, 02:47 am
I need to ask, is there anything wrong with my method of converting?

Have done this for some time and i only have a 300ml erlendmeyer flask for the reaction, so i slowly dissolve my LYE in the amount of water i'm using. When im done stirring and dissolving the lye i check the temperature. If it's not to hot like 55-60C. Ill slowly add 20ml of gbl and stir for some time with a glass rod. after the stirring i'll check temp again, and if to hot ill stirr some more and wait for it too cool down, then i slowly add 20ml and repeat until i have used all the gbl i measured up before starting. I almost everytime get the desired ph without adding anything. (but i always have some more GBL  just in case)

Dissolving the NaOH doesn't matter, you're fine adding it all at once, but you should let it cool to room temp first. 
Put the flask in a bowl/bucket of ice, and it seem's more a matter of preference if you add NaOH to GBL or GBL to NaOH. 

Personally i'd add small volumes of NaOH to GBL in an ice bath, but that's just my personal preference because NaOH is a strong base and GBL is a weak acid by comparison.  But your order works fine too, it's rather irrelevant as long as you watch the temp as far as i'm concerned.
Title: Re: jennifers review thread
Post by: eclipsin on October 04, 2012, 03:06 am
quinone....
    Have you ever made potassium ghb?   Is there much a difference?   I've heard a guy who used half pottasium and half sodium in his ghb......but he may have been full of shit.   Any difference in the euphoria, etc?
Title: Re: jennifers review thread
Post by: gambino on October 04, 2012, 03:50 am
I made some K-GHB once.  A normal dose caused me to have to piss like a racehorse.  Maybe a 50/50 mix would be better, I don't know, but pure K-GHB is not good.
Title: Re: jennifers review thread
Post by: quinone on October 04, 2012, 04:13 am
quinone....
    Have you ever made potassium ghb?   Is there much a difference?   I've heard a guy who used half pottasium and half sodium in his ghb......but he may have been full of shit.   Any difference in the euphoria, etc?

No, the only difference would be the mass of KOH you need to use to maintain equimolarity.

There would be no different high, it would still be gamma-Hydroxybutyrate anion, just be a K+ anion chillin in solution rather then an Na+ *shrug*
Title: Re: jennifers review thread
Post by: DimethylTHC on October 04, 2012, 04:55 pm
Dissolving the NaOH doesn't matter, you're fine adding it all at once, but you should let it cool to room temp first. 
Put the flask in a bowl/bucket of ice, and it seem's more a matter of preference if you add NaOH to GBL or GBL to NaOH. 

Personally i'd add small volumes of NaOH to GBL in an ice bath, but that's just my personal preference because NaOH is a strong base and GBL is a weak acid by comparison.  But your order works fine too, it's rather irrelevant as long as you watch the temp as far as i'm concerned.

Thank you for making it clearer;)
Title: Re: jennifers review thread
Post by: jennifers on October 04, 2012, 06:50 pm
Hey guys!

We hate to interrupt you guys NERDING THE FUCK OUT (j/k) but we thought you might be interested to know that everything in our store is 20% off until Monday morning of next week.

Love you guys.

xoxox
~jennifers~
Title: Re: jennifers review thread
Post by: jennifers on October 05, 2012, 11:31 pm
So two things:

Thanks everyone who has been taking part so far in our sale!

and also

If you have been lurking & haven't given us a write up on the forums, or if your only review you've given us was to write "FE will review later," then please review us! Even though we are international drug dealers, we're still like any small business; we rely heavily on word of mouth! Or in this case word of forums.

xoxox
~jennifers~

Title: Re: jennifers review thread
Post by: kzwb on October 06, 2012, 05:33 am
made a purchase will update when it comes
Title: Re: jennifers review thread
Post by: jennifers on October 06, 2012, 06:33 am
...love that story.
Title: Re: jennifers review thread
Post by: jennifers on October 09, 2012, 02:53 am
Hey. So several of you have mentioned to us via PM that you're having some troubles getting BTC in your accounts- to help you out, we're extending our 20% off sale until this Friday.

But that's it. After Friday we're back to normal price points.

No time like the present...

xoxox
~jennifers~
Title: Re: jennifers review thread
Post by: jennifers on October 12, 2012, 03:53 am
Today is the last day of our 20% off sale!

Tomorrow morning everything goes back to normal prices.

http://dkn255hz262ypmii.onion/index.php?topic=35448.0
Title: Re: jennifers review thread
Post by: energyimport on October 12, 2012, 04:26 am
Really mad I took a break from SR and just saw this now. BTW I figured out what my issue was, One the lye was not 100% pure, and two I did it to slowly thanks to a chem student in my area he help me do it for the cost for 2 doses lol!

Anyways, I took my first dose tonight while working in the studio tonight and I have to say Its ganna be a love hate relationship. I was really goofy and productive in my music...which is a good thing. Just got to make sure I dont turn that good thing into a bad thing lol


Title: Re: jennifers review thread
Post by: klo8989 on October 13, 2012, 04:17 pm
thank u very much will buy again very straight ordering system that i like item came in 2weeks just like they said !!!!!!
thanks
Title: Re: jennifers review thread
Post by: jennifers on October 14, 2012, 02:51 pm
Really mad I took a break from SR and just saw this now. BTW I figured out what my issue was, One the lye was not 100% pure, and two I did it to slowly thanks to a chem student in my area he help me do it for the cost for 2 doses lol!

Anyways, I took my first dose tonight while working in the studio tonight and I have to say Its ganna be a love hate relationship. I was really goofy and productive in my music...which is a good thing. Just got to make sure I dont turn that good thing into a bad thing lol

PM us & we can custom list something for you. Hate that you missed the sale!

thank u very much will buy again very straight ordering system that i like item came in 2weeks just like they said !!!!!!
thanks

Thanks, klo8989! Enjoy & be safe!
Title: Re: jennifers review thread
Post by: jonesycat on October 15, 2012, 09:48 pm
when will you be having another sale?
Title: Re: jennifers review thread
Post by: jennifers on October 17, 2012, 03:26 am
We're talking about lowering our prices a little bit. Not as low as the sale was, but lower than they are. Not sure when, though, and we'll need more large orders.

Plus we've been getting people who have been receiving their 100ml orders (yay, tracking!) and not finalizing. What should we do?
Title: Re: jennifers review thread
Post by: eclipsin on October 17, 2012, 03:30 am
We're talking about lowering our prices a little bit. Not as low as the sale was, but lower than they are. Not sure when, though, and we'll need more large orders.

Plus we've been getting people who have been receiving their 100ml orders (yay, tracking!) and not finalizing. What should we do?

Are they auto-finalizing?  That will go against their stats.   Not sure what you can do to enforce a buyer to finalize when they receive.
Title: Re: jennifers review thread
Post by: quinone on October 17, 2012, 05:02 am

Plus we've been getting people who have been receiving their 100ml orders (yay, tracking!) and not finalizing. What should we do?

Contact vendor support with the tracking # proving it was delivered and they'll take care of making sure the buyer's funds are released to you.
To those buyers not finalizing, shame on you, you're making way more work for vendor resolution center then is needed and holding back money from a reputable vendor who has successfully delivered your goods.  We need you to finalize so we have the money to go buy more product for listing !!! (well most of us)
Title: Re: jennifers review thread
Post by: oxa101 on October 17, 2012, 06:20 am
I think keeping the prices the same on lower quantities is fine.  Maybe offer bigger price-breaks on larger orders.  That provides more incentive for the larger, more serious buyers.  If you are cutting prices, may as well cut it down for those that won't give you the headaches :).

BTW, Jennifers has been GREAT to deal with thus far and I have no doubts their product will match their impeccable service. 
Title: Re: jennifers review thread
Post by: envioso on October 17, 2012, 06:40 am
jennifers has da sexy handwriting...
Title: Re: jennifers review thread
Post by: jennifers on October 17, 2012, 06:12 pm
Yeah, they've been auto-finalizing. It's just annoying.

Plus there's this- the one negative ping on our stats: "3 of 5    Good service and nice stuff!" And he won't respond to our PMs about what we can do to improve his experience. Seriously WTF guy.

We're just whining, tho. It's actually really fun to be a SR vendor. :)
Title: Re: jennifers review thread
Post by: gaviscon on October 17, 2012, 11:38 pm
Communication has been good with the Jennifers.

Going on 15 days now though with no sign of the package even hitting/clearing customs, getting a little worried but I'll wait it out and see.

Title: Re: jennifers review thread
Post by: stinkybreeze on October 18, 2012, 12:50 am
Just received mine today, aaaaaand I finalized. Took 11 days from shipped to west coast U.S.A. Great packaging. Ordered 100ml, container did leak a little-about 10ml. Not a big deal at all, it did not leak outside of package-and it DID come from the other side of the world ya know! I had to sign for it, I felt fine with that. I'll report back if I get busted! 

Strong shit !!! Took a 1.7ml dose right away on an empty stomach. Hit very fast. I am used to taking 1.5 of gbl or ghb powder. This dose was really strong!! Start with 1ml and work up if needed.  Very very good quality, I will do a lower dose next time. I have been playing with this stuff for over a decade and this seems stronger than any I have had.

I will buy from them again, and again, and again. Great vendor.
Title: Re: jennifers review thread
Post by: jennifers on October 18, 2012, 04:51 am
Communication has been good with the Jennifers.

Going on 15 days now though with no sign of the package even hitting/clearing customs, getting a little worried but I'll wait it out and see.


Hey, gaviscon! You're currently being held up at Canada customs. We can show you how to track it better if you PM us. It'll come through.  It ALWAYS comes through. It arrived there on the 12th. Honestly, six days is NOTHING to customs. Being worried will do nothing for you other than to raise your blood pressure & ruin your sleep. Relax. Smoke a joint. Eat a Xanax. You're going to be OK. Breathe.

Just received mine today, aaaaaand I finalized. Took 11 days from shipped to west coast U.S.A. Great packaging. Ordered 100ml, container did leak a little-about 10ml. Not a big deal at all, it did not leak outside of package-and it DID come form the other side of the world ya know! I did have to sign for it, I felt fine with that. I'll report back if I get busted! 

Strong shit !!! Took a 1.7ml dose right away on an empty stomach. Hit very fast. I am used to taking a 1.5 of gbl or ghb powder. This dose was really strong!! Start with 1ml and work up if needed.  Very very good quality, will do lower dose next time. I have been playing with this stuff for over a decade and this is as good as any I have had.

I will buy from them again, and again, and again. Great vendor.

Thank you so much for the review! Glad you're loving it. Be careful! It is, indeed, really strong stuff :) PS you won't have to FE next time! Sometimes sigs happen no matter what- it's good to know your postperson & even the people at your post office!

xoxox


Title: Re: jennifers review thread
Post by: DimethylTHC on October 18, 2012, 03:29 pm
Hi again, maybe time for me to post here again.

For my second order with jennifers i had to wait 3-4 days longer for the package to reach me. It was stuck at customs for these days, and also it was opened but passed on to me in some miracle. They cannot have tested the liquid since it would be illegal for customs to send drugs thru and bust afterwords in my country. I'm very glad it passed, but i'm somehow put on unease from ordering again.
I'am a convicted smuggler already so if it was intercepted i will be convicted on the ground that i have smuggled before. (this country is sick) they don't need proof of purchase or any proof other then it was mailed to me.

I'm glad the stealth was up for customs opening it, but what will they think next time?
Title: Re: jennifers review thread
Post by: jonesycat on October 18, 2012, 03:51 pm
Dude, I think what you meant was "good fucking job on stealth, yo."
Title: Re: jennifers review thread
Post by: jennifers on October 18, 2012, 09:58 pm
Hey, can you not talk about our packaging too much? We're glad you got your GBL, we'd like other people to get it, too. Thanks!
Title: Re: jennifers review thread
Post by: ciche on October 20, 2012, 05:31 pm
communication was nice and they were quick responding. Delivery was fast, product is good. I am very content with this deal :)
Title: Re: jennifers review thread
Post by: hewhoislouis on October 20, 2012, 09:39 pm
Good packaging and arrived in timely manner. Took 1.7ml but I ate a lot of food a few hours earlier. Feeling something anyway. Gonna retry it soon on an empty stomach.
Title: Re: jennifers review thread
Post by: stinkybreeze on October 21, 2012, 03:46 am
Good packaging and arrived in timely manner. Took 1.7ml but I ate a lot of food a few hours earlier. Feeling something anyway. Gonna retry it soon on an empty stomach.


Indeed. Food in your stomach does make a difference whether  it is GHB powder or GBL. I like to take it right when I get home from work or when I wake up in the morning. I can always pig out after it hits me...........IF I have not taken too high a dose.        1.7 is a high dose of this and would have me in the corner moaning and groaning lol. 
Title: Re: jennifers review thread
Post by: jonesycat on October 21, 2012, 06:54 am
Also I always get the munchies hardcore anyway.
Title: Re: jennifers review thread
Post by: quinone on October 21, 2012, 04:15 pm
I found it rough on a completely empty stomach but it fucked me up hard.  That's sorta what urged me to convert it to GHB, but I still have some unreacted GBL around and as long as I eat something small i'm fine on it.  I was taking 3-3.5ml though (1.7  then another 1.7 20 min later) *shrug*
Title: Re: jennifers review thread
Post by: hewhoislouis on October 21, 2012, 10:53 pm
Good packaging and arrived in timely manner. Took 1.7ml but I ate a lot of food a few hours earlier. Feeling something anyway. Gonna retry it soon on an empty stomach.


Indeed. Food in your stomach does make a difference whether  it is GHB powder or GBL. I like to take it right when I get home from work or when I wake up in the morning. I can always pig out after it hits me...........IF I have not taken too high a dose.        1.7 is a high dose of this and would have me in the corner moaning and groaning lol.
Retaken it now on a very empty stomach(5 hours + last meal was light).

WOW I really like this feeling. Took 2ml. It's like being drunk but my mind is very very clear(moving around as if I was drunk, warming up, body load feels better, thought process is better). Reckon I could take more but 2ml is quite nice. Going to experiment with redosing over a few hours as I plan on doing this as an alternative to alcohol.

Great stuff Jennifers, hope we're both around to mutually benefit from these deals.
Title: Re: jennifers review thread
Post by: jennifers on October 22, 2012, 04:20 am
Us, too!

We like it with stims, btw: coke, molly, whatever. It's a fun way to come down (and pass out).
Title: Re: jennifers review thread
Post by: stinkybreeze on October 22, 2012, 06:39 am
Good packaging and arrived in timely manner. Took 1.7ml but I ate a lot of food a few hours earlier. Feeling something anyway. Gonna retry it soon on an empty stomach.


Indeed. Food in your stomach does make a difference whether  it is GHB powder or GBL. I like to take it right when I get home from work or when I wake up in the morning. I can always pig out after it hits me...........IF I have not taken too high a dose.        1.7 is a high dose of this and would have me in the corner moaning and groaning lol.
Retaken it now on a very empty stomach(5 hours + last meal was light).

WOW I really like this feeling. Took 2ml. It's like being drunk but my mind is very very clear(moving around as if I was drunk, warming up, body load feels better, thought process is better). Reckon I could take more but 2ml is quite nice. Going to experiment with redosing over a few hours as I plan on doing this as an alternative to alcohol.

Great stuff Jennifers, hope we're both around to mutually benefit from these deals.


Yesirrrrrrr. I prefer it over alcohol. And exactly what jennifers said.....AWESOME with stims!   Back when I used to play with meth like 10 yrs ago, we mixed gbl w a couple hits of ice and called it a poor mans roll. Felt great at a club when no x was avail. Also did it while rolling as well. Rolled crazy hard too. Be careful when dosing while rolling though. G will also piggyback on itself bumping the initial effects up higher and faster if not spaced a part. What we would do is pre-measure like 1ml or 1.2 or 1.5 out into little glass vials you can get at a health food store. THAT way when you wanted to dose while rolling you wouldn't overdo the amount while being all wobbly-eyed. This is also good to take to a bar (a vial)  instead of alcohol to keep your buzz going. Cheaper on the wallet as well. I don't recommend mixing alcohol with any G. Never turns out well, and space your doses.




Title: Re: jennifers review thread
Post by: whirlwind on October 22, 2012, 11:49 pm
Got GBL from jennifers and did the GHB synth. It's definitely legitimate. I did have to sign for a package I was told I wouldn't have to sign for but jennifers made up for it by having best vendor communication ever!

Thank you!
Title: Re: jennifers review thread
Post by: jennifers on October 23, 2012, 05:01 am
Sorry, whirlwind. We can't control (or eeven predict) the postal systems everywhere. Glad you got it ok tho! Hope you love it!

Also, we're officially over 100 successful transactions, & the only ding in our entire history is that one bitch who said "good product & service" & gave us a 3 & won't respond to our messages. GRRRRRRRRRRRRRR.

Title: Re: jennifers review thread
Post by: gaviscon on October 23, 2012, 07:56 pm


Hey, gaviscon! You're currently being held up at Canada customs. We can show you how to track it better if you PM us. It'll come through.  It ALWAYS comes through. It arrived there on the 12th. Honestly, six days is NOTHING to customs. Being worried will do nothing for you other than to raise your blood pressure & ruin your sleep. Relax. Smoke a joint. Eat a Xanax. You're going to be OK. Breathe.

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I'm no stranger to customs, but it's not like we're talking Australia here:

Shipped : October 2nd
Current Date: October 23rd
Transit time: 21 days

I'm not sure where you are seeing that it hit customs, all of the sites that were provided to me for tracking just say in transit. Here's to hoping though but after 31 days I think I'll chalk this up to a loss.

Cheers
Title: Re: jennifers review thread
Post by: jennifers on October 25, 2012, 10:09 pm
Updates how?
Title: Re: jennifers review thread
Post by: ddrugboy719 on October 26, 2012, 05:47 am
Just placed a 100ml order to india. Vendor seems fucking top notch, no communication was necessary yet, all important information is available on her page, she seems quick and efficient. wish we had more vendors like this selling other drugs! I am going to hand it out to some of my alcoholic friends, will definately remember to tell them not to mix with anything :) I am sure they are all going to be pleasantly suprised haha
Title: Re: jennifers review thread
Post by: jennifers on October 26, 2012, 09:04 pm
People, including gaviscon, will post when they are moved to do so. Packages are being delivered successfully every day. Feel free to check our vendor page. Over 110 sales and we have a perfect vending score.

Stop being so nervous. Just forget it and it will show up. You ordered the smallest possible amount of GBL. You're not going to jail, you're totally safe, and you need a little more resolve if you're going to be ordering from SR.

Be calm.
Title: Re: jennifers review thread
Post by: oxa101 on October 27, 2012, 12:57 am
Haven't been able to log on to SR for some reason today (just won't let me on).  BUT, I wanted to let everyone know that Jennifers shipping methods work fine.   I ordered a good amount and it took about 9 days from shipment to arrival....not bad at all.   I have just one more portion left to arrive (again, a few shipments worth in my order) and I am sure it will get through just fine.  No need to worry.  I haven't had a chance to try it yet, but I intend to....tomorrow 8).  Thanks Jennifers
Title: Re: jennifers review thread
Post by: gaviscon on October 29, 2012, 01:14 am
People, including gaviscon, will post when they are moved to do so. Packages are being delivered successfully every day. Feel free to check our vendor page. Over 110 sales and we have a perfect vending score.

Stop being so nervous. Just forget it and it will show up. You ordered the smallest possible amount of GBL. You're not going to jail, you're totally safe, and you need a little more resolve if you're going to be ordering from SR.

Be calm.

I understand where you're coming from, but it has nothing to do with it being nervous of being in trouble or caught. Customers have a right to post updates on if and when they receive their products. If it does show up I will come into this thread and sing your praises.
But as of right now its been 26 days with nothing showing up, how long do you recommend I wait? You said 2.5 weeks initially. Or a better question, when do you offer the 50% refund stated on your page?

edit: I ordered half a litre not the "smallest amount"
Title: Re: jennifers review thread
Post by: jennifers on October 29, 2012, 02:23 am
We offer the 50% refund when you get a customs letter, as ALSO stated on our page. As for how long you should wait? Well, Dutch makes people extend TWICE. EU to USA mail have been taking upward of a month these days. Customs takes forever. You can see by your tracking number that WE sent it. Our job is done. Customs gets literally MILLIONS of pieces of mail to sort. We don't know the order the sort stuff in and we also cannot get them to hurry you along.

Yes, anyone can post updates whenever they want. Which is what we very clearly said to the person who decided to remove their post, and we have never, ever implied otherwise. What we're talking about is the incessant "Have you heard anything, jennifers? I've been waiting SO LONG," when of course, no, we haven't. You have the same tracking number we do (and by the way, most vendors don't even offer tracking but hey, you're welcome).

We said "about" 2.5 weeks. We also (and this is true of CloudSurfer & Dutchaanbod & SuperTrips & EVERY OTHER VENDOR ON SR who have the occasional 20+ day wait on their shipments) do not have ANY control over customs. Anyone who says they can do so is full of shit. Unless you get a customs letter or a knock on your door from a police officer, your order is still on the way to you, and you need to relax.

Because you know what else? We have a PERFECT SCORE. EVERYONE gets their GBL when they order from us. And when there have been small mistakes, such as leakage, we have always made everything right.

We are considering making a rule where anyone who is openly impatient with us after we've done our part- which is getting orders in the mail & with tracking less than 24 hours after receiving said order, from that point forward they will ALWAYS have to FE with us, and we will share their name with the other vendors as a potential pain in the ass. After a certain point it's just rude, and it wastes everyone's time.

We're also considering no longer giving out tracking numbers- it'll be cheaper for us and most people don't seem to know how to use them anyway.
Title: Re: jennifers review thread
Post by: Cloud Surfer on October 29, 2012, 06:19 am
We offer the 50% refund when you get a customs letter, as ALSO stated on our page. As for how long you should wait? Well, Dutch makes people extend TWICE. EU to USA mail have been taking upward of a month these days. Customs takes forever. You can see by your tracking number that WE sent it. Our job is done. Customs gets literally MILLIONS of pieces of mail to sort. We don't know the order the sort stuff in and we also cannot get them to hurry you along.

Yes, anyone can post updates whenever they want. Which is what we very clearly said to the person who decided to remove their post, and we have never, ever implied otherwise. What we're talking about is the incessant "Have you heard anything, jennifers? I've been waiting SO LONG," when of course, no, we haven't. You have the same tracking number we do (and by the way, most vendors don't even offer tracking but hey, you're welcome).

We said "about" 2.5 weeks. We also (and this is true of CloudSurfer & Dutchaanbod & SuperTrips & EVERY OTHER VENDOR ON SR who have the occasional 20+ day wait on their shipments) do not have ANY control over customs. Anyone who says they can do so is full of shit. Unless you get a customs letter or a knock on your door from a police officer, your order is still on the way to you, and you need to relax.

Because you know what else? We have a PERFECT SCORE. EVERYONE gets their GBL when they order from us. And when there have been small mistakes, such as leakage, we have always made everything right.

We are considering making a rule where anyone who is openly impatient with us after we've done our part- which is getting orders in the mail & with tracking less than 24 hours after receiving said order, from that point forward they will ALWAYS have to FE with us, and we will share their name with the other vendors as a potential pain in the ass. After a certain point it's just rude, and it wastes everyone's time.

We're also considering no longer giving out tracking numbers- it'll be cheaper for us and most people don't seem to know how to use them anyway.

Just backing you up here.
Shipping times can differ from 6 days up to a month.
Don't blame the vendor for it.
Please be patient people...
Title: Re: jennifers review thread
Post by: jennifers on October 29, 2012, 07:04 am
Word.

Thanks, Cloud! We've always loved your Mandy, and now we love you more. Anytime you want to do a trade, just PM us. xoxox
Title: Re: jennifers review thread
Post by: FrUitCaKeU on October 30, 2012, 12:09 am
We offer the 50% refund when you get a customs letter, as ALSO stated on our page. As for how long you should wait? Well, Dutch makes people extend TWICE. EU to USA mail have been taking upward of a month these days. Customs takes forever. You can see by your tracking number that WE sent it. Our job is done. Customs gets literally MILLIONS of pieces of mail to sort. We don't know the order the sort stuff in and we also cannot get them to hurry you along.

Yes, anyone can post updates whenever they want. Which is what we very clearly said to the person who decided to remove their post, and we have never, ever implied otherwise. What we're talking about is the incessant "Have you heard anything, jennifers? I've been waiting SO LONG," when of course, no, we haven't. You have the same tracking number we do (and by the way, most vendors don't even offer tracking but hey, you're welcome).

We said "about" 2.5 weeks. We also (and this is true of CloudSurfer & Dutchaanbod & SuperTrips & EVERY OTHER VENDOR ON SR who have the occasional 20+ day wait on their shipments) do not have ANY control over customs. Anyone who says they can do so is full of shit. Unless you get a customs letter or a knock on your door from a police officer, your order is still on the way to you, and you need to relax.

Because you know what else? We have a PERFECT SCORE. EVERYONE gets their GBL when they order from us. And when there have been small mistakes, such as leakage, we have always made everything right.

We are considering making a rule where anyone who is openly impatient with us after we've done our part- which is getting orders in the mail & with tracking less than 24 hours after receiving said order, from that point forward they will ALWAYS have to FE with us, and we will share their name with the other vendors as a potential pain in the ass. After a certain point it's just rude, and it wastes everyone's time.

We're also considering no longer giving out tracking numbers- it'll be cheaper for us and most people don't seem to know how to use them anyway.

Just backing you up here.
Shipping times can differ from 6 days up to a month.
Don't blame the vendor for it.
Please be patient people...

I second that! The first time I ordered from the Jennifers it took about 23 days and I had that initial panic but alas it arrived and their product makes up for any wait time anyway (which is expected when you're posting world wide!) The Jennifers  continue to offer the best customer service on The Road coupled with the best G I've ever had (heeeeeaps of Australian dealers are trying to sell 1,4 Butanol as GBL/GHB), so it was a very pleasant surprise when the GBL fairies arrived! I just ordered a liter and the jennifers threw in the gbl-->ghb synth for us, which I can't wait to try because like (I think it was Quinone?)  the L is a bit rough on my stomach but I've put that down to the simple fact that you just can't get G of that strength/purity anymore in Australia  haha . I seriously trust the Jennifers, and am super excited for my next order to arrive which I have no doubt it will because the Jennifers have got everything package/shipping wise so covered!! <3 <3 <3

Title: Re: jennifers review thread
Post by: jennifers on October 30, 2012, 12:59 am
FrUitCaKeU: we're crushing on you. You can date-rape any of us, anytime.
Title: Re: jennifers review thread
Post by: kzwb on October 30, 2012, 01:29 am
Received a small amount, 2 weeks to aus, a few weeks back, it was the most potent stuff I have ever had.
Everyone else who has had it, ghb veterans were blown away.

Very happy with the communication as well.

Have already made another order. Kind of bummed I missed the sale and the prices have risen from when they started.
Title: Re: jennifers review thread
Post by: jennifers on October 30, 2012, 02:47 am
We're considering starting to sell some other things on here, btw- would anyone be interested in Lithuanian passports or drivers licenses?
Title: Re: jennifers review thread
Post by: oxa101 on October 30, 2012, 03:42 am
Finally got around to taking 2mls of GHB converted from Jennifers GBL and I think I made a very wise choice in who I chose for my 1st SR purchase;).  Keep doing what you do and keep doing it like you are ladies.....A++

Hmmm.....a Lithuanian Passport.   Would these be able to swipe and pass Lithuanian Customs?
Title: Re: jennifers review thread
Post by: jennifers on October 30, 2012, 04:00 am
OMG we were your first?!?

We'll get back to you on that. The person we've been talking to that says he can make them is making a Mickey Mouse tester passport for us. If he's legit we'll have photos, etc. Right now we're just putting out feelers to see if there's even interest. :)
Title: Re: jennifers review thread
Post by: oxa101 on October 30, 2012, 06:10 am
For SR, that would be correct....you were the first:).  I've been buying other places for years, but SR is a relatively new experience.  You definitely got me off to a good start here and if all goes well, you will be hearing from me again for a re-order soon! 
Title: Re: jennifers review thread
Post by: jennifers on November 02, 2012, 06:01 am
Looking forward to it. Give us like a week's notice so we can start getting your order together in advance, yeah? :)
Title: Re: jennifers review thread
Post by: Dodder on November 02, 2012, 10:28 am
I ordered 100ml of GBL from the Jennifers 15 days ago.

First, I had to finalize early which made me a little nervous but this is fine. It's not an unusual request on Silk Road especially for accounts with low transaction ratings. It's why my first interactions with sellers are usually low cost transactions.

I was put at ease very quickly because I had a response confirming in under an hour, I think. This absolutely blew me away. I've had transactions with sellers on Amazon.com who haven't been as responsive and professional as the Jennifers.

By the next morning, I had a tracking number with apologies that the tracking isn't always the most accurate. I can't blame them It also included a reminder not to check the tracking on the clear web, in case it might be linked back. While this is basic info to me, it might not be to everyone, and it spoke again to their professionalism.

From order to notification, I think shipping took like 11 days to the USA. I was notified by "little pink card" that I had a package and it required a signature, though in-person signature was NOT required. This is a good thing since I am NEVER available to sign in person even if I would.

The external packaging was largely unremarkable. it was well packaged, but not over-packaged as I've seen some people do (and this isn't just limited to SR - people... packing tape is that for a reason. It was designed to withstand the hardships of packaging! ... sorry, I digress.)

It was the internal packing that told me the Jennifers know what they're doing with regard to their product. Anybody who's effectively researched chemicals they're putting into their bodies should be aware of the legal status, the positive and negative effects, and safety precautions with handling, use and storage of said chemicals.

Without getting into the specifics, the internal packaging screamed "knowledge" and "prudence" to me. I am quite sure this plays no small part in why they've got such a great success rate with safe delivery of product.

The product itself is great. Perfectly clear, no off smells or tastes. Dosing is consistent.

The Jennifers are exactly what a drug dealer...

No. Scratch that.

Jennifers are exactly what ANY product retailer should aspire to. The fact that their product can be used recreationally as a drug makes it all the more impressive. The fact that they've got their purity down to a one-hundredth of a percent is nice. Many government bodies don't require that level of precision in food labling, but I fully expect markets with competition to deliver better results than governments. Jennifers are doing it right.

HIGHLY recommended seller. I will certainly order again in larger quantities next time.
Title: Re: jennifers review thread
Post by: kzwb on November 02, 2012, 10:33 am
My two favorite vendors :)
Title: Re: jennifers review thread
Post by: jennifers on November 02, 2012, 04:35 pm
Omg Dodder. Thank you! That review meant the world.

Customer service is our secret weapon!
Title: Re: jennifers review thread
Post by: jennifers on November 03, 2012, 12:37 am
Hey, Everyone!

While SR is down, you'll be able to contact us (and make orders with us & check your orders statuses with us) via email at jennifers@tormail.org.

We're also in the process of setting up a BMR vendor account. While it's definitely no SR (even the design is hard to look at), it's something. It'll take a few days to get our BMR account going (we've reserved our name, tho), and meantime if you email us we're happy to sell you our bad-ass GBL (with the same awesome customer service & tracking numbers, etc that you're used to getting from us).

Best wishes to DPR- don't let the six-fingered man get you down!

xoxox
~jennifers~
Title: Re: jennifers review thread
Post by: FrUitCaKeU on November 03, 2012, 03:40 am
FrUitCaKeU: we're crushing on you. You can date-rape any of us, anytime.

ditto girls, if you're ever in Australia drop past for a drink :)

 
We're considering starting to sell some other things on here, btw- would anyone be interested in Lithuanian passports or drivers licenses?

and always :)
Title: Re: jennifers review thread
Post by: gaviscon on November 03, 2012, 06:42 am
Well...here I am guys....to lay my hat and apologize to the Jennifers as I said I would. After 32 days the product actually arrived.

I want to apologize for messing up their thread with my posts and I'll post a review:

transit time: ~32 days from shipment
Packaging: Very professional no issues at all
Product: Have not tried but not worried at all
Customer Service: A lovely bunch of ladies...they kind of turn me on.

To put this in perspective I ordered 2 shipments of GBL packages from Gambit who ships from the Netherlands to Canada, each one to different addresses and the second one with "improved" shipping. Neither of these ever arrived and I received no customs letters. Jennifers is the first to make it through.

So once again here is an endorsement from a past hater....they are the real deal.
Title: Re: jennifers review thread
Post by: eclipsin on November 03, 2012, 04:15 pm
That's great to hear Gaviscon.  Thanks for coming on here and posting a review.   +1 Karma for you :)
Title: Re: jennifers review thread
Post by: gaviscon on November 03, 2012, 11:07 pm
Ended up cooking it down to GHB for some reason I ended up having to use a 30-40ml more than it required to get the PH down to the proper level.

After this I cooked it down to boil off the water and I was left with pure....white...delicious GHB powder.

Jennifers....can we get married?
Title: Re: jennifers review thread
Post by: jennifers on November 05, 2012, 03:56 pm
Where are you again? Is polygamy legal?
Title: Re: jennifers review thread
Post by: jennifers on November 08, 2012, 12:36 am
Been noticing several vendors offering 1,4-Butanediol as a GHB "substitute." This is misleading. 1,4-Butanediol is way more likely to make you feel ill, and it doesn't metabolize into GHB quite the same way GBL does.

Either get your GBL from us & make GHB yourself (it's really easy, guys), or buy GHB premade from a trusted vendor (who you are sure isn't using cheap, toxic GBL from Asian countries). Don't buy 1,4-Butanediol. It's stupid.

/public service announcement
Title: Re: jennifers review thread
Post by: eclipsin on November 08, 2012, 12:47 am
1,4 Bute is definitely more toxic...and so awful tasting.  You have to have your dosage right to the .25 ml or you will wind up sick and puking, lol.   
Title: Re: jennifers review thread
Post by: jennifers on November 14, 2012, 06:04 pm
Hey guys!

Just got into our account! IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.

Just as a head's up, it looks like everything is copacetic. Stuff that would have autofinalized didn't, and the one order we had in resolution was still there.

It's looking like all is well.

xoxox
~jennifers~
Title: Re: jennifers review thread
Post by: earthfrakker on November 15, 2012, 01:14 am
Just wanted to say what a pleasure it has been dealing with Jennifers.  Shipment was fast and top quality.  ;D ;D
Title: Re: jennifers review thread
Post by: FrUitCaKeU on November 16, 2012, 04:37 am
couldnt agree more about the 1/4, its horrid, doesnt give out any euphoria and all it does it put you to sleep and not in a quick way, its a slow mank that is actually painful in my experiences in it. the word in itself does not even have the letter "g" in it anywhere haha, its comparing apples to oranges two totally different things and you couldnt pay me to take 1/4 anymore. aus is full of the shit and its charged at g rates! grrrr. anyone else in aus having delays with getting cleared thru customs?
Title: Re: jennifers review thread
Post by: quinone on November 17, 2012, 03:26 am
It's funny cuz the G in GHB is probably the least important part of it's nomenclature.  It just refer's to there being a carboyxlic acid at the gamma (4 carbons over) position of the underlying hydroxybutane. 

It's actually kind of redundant because the carboxylic acid can only occur at the terminal end of a hydrocarbon.  Since the one end of the hydrocarbon is hydroxylated (gamma-HYDROXY...) if the molecule is to be a butanoic acid analog, the carboxylic acid moiety really can only occur at the other terminal end of the molecule, and since it's a hydrocarbon with 4 carbonyl groups (METHANE (1), ETHANE (2), PROPANE (3), BUTANE (4)) then of course it will be at the gamma carbon.

The correct IUPAC name for the molecule is actually just 4-hydroxybutanoic acid, which is still hilariously redundant, but for the sake of standardization (and the direction of numbering each carbonyl), that's how IUPAC rolls.  They shoulda called it 4HB on the street lol.

The irony of 1,4-butanediol is that it's actually the precursor of GHB in vivo.  Unfortunately the only 'simple' way of converting 1,4-butanediol to GHB is through enzymatic catalysis in your body (alcohol dehydrogenase convert's one hydroxyl group to an aldehyde, followed by aldehyde dehydrogenase converting the aldehyde into a carboxylic acid moiety ('butanoic acid') producing our yummy gamma-hydroxybutanoic acid (GHB)).

One might wonder why our bodies would bother to produce GHB, well it's cuz it's an intermediate in that if you treat it again with alcohol dehydrogenase followed by aldehyde dehydrogenase on the hydroxyl group at the other end of the butane moiety you produce the ever so important molecule succinic acid (1,4-butanedioc acid), which is a fundamental component of the citric acid cycle (Kreb's cycle).

Without GHB we'd all be dead ! (but don't eat succinic acid trying to think it'll boost your citric acid cycle metabolic rate, it won't due to lack of CoA and you will die :) ).

There are actually several methods of producing both GHB and GBL (under extreme basic conditions) in vitro (in the lab, aka outside the body), the most popular is by the use of copper chromite.  But you would HAVE to separate the product's through distallation to get rid of the succinic acid that's produced alongside GHB.  Even with this method it's still rather unsafe, the only true way to produce GHB from 1,4-butandiol would be to react it with several protecting groups so as not to produce a ketonated  analog of it, which .. mmm wouldn't be too good for you.

So yeah, throw that 1,4-butanediol away unless you like harming yourself to get high or have a dedicated organic laboratory to do the synthesis.

So how about that local sport's team, eh?  :)

O and yeah, I don't care if polygamy is legal, i'd still hook up with these lovely ladies.  We can just make a religion where it is legal just like Joseph Smith and his ''golden plates from god' did (Mormonism/LDS).
Title: Re: jennifers review thread
Post by: FrUitCaKeU on November 19, 2012, 02:07 am
go science!
couldnt have put it better myself.
quinone, cheers for the information, makes so much sense when its not just other g heads theorizing/guessing about whats what. its good to read actual facts and the SCIENCE behind it all, i didnt know 4HB (haha!) was even a precursor, your so right though it actually hurts when my stomach tries to put the 4HB through me, so it should be poured down the drain! can only imagine how hard it would be to try convert 4HB in some organic lab, esp when comparing to the  GBL-GHB conversion which is amazingly simple.

in other news, iv chilled the fuck out regarding the arrival, i promised myself i wouldnt annoy the girls and worked the tracker shit out, its fine just i live pretty much next to Antarctica so it will take a little while longer than the rest of the world. fun and games with the nerves but its all a part of it and makes the arrival 10 times better, just dont be the dick who keeps asking the girls whats the go the tracking number blah blah blah. i found out it made it to my country over 20 days ago, its just being processed by the postal system here in my country, and saw it left Lithuania within 2 days of my order, so the wait is due to our SHITHOUSE postal system, which i figure at this time of year would be in overdrive. if it makes anyone feel any better, its most likely the same in your country too, so my advice to anyone feeling nervous is to pretend you haven't even ordered it, cause counting day to day waiting will eventually do your head in, and then you'll do the girls heads in by writing them the same messages they get every day!
love you guurrrllssss xx

 
Title: Re: jennifers review thread
Post by: exgo on November 20, 2012, 02:19 am
oooh yaya my pack just hit canadian customs... now either they let it loose tomorrow or sit on it like a golden goose egg for a very very long time.... It's currently sitting on the other side of my country.. but with the fast intercity mail system we have... *polar bears can run fast* if they release it tomorrow I should have it in my -20 degree cold hands
Title: Re: jennifers review thread
Post by: FrUitCaKeU on November 22, 2012, 12:31 am
heres something i found useful...
http://reviews.ebay.com/Lithuanian-Postage-and-Handling-on-eBay?ugid=10000000002549607
just showing it can and does take usually a month
x
Title: Re: jennifers review thread
Post by: eclipsin on November 22, 2012, 03:12 am
Still waiting on a pack to the usa.  Been almost 45 days. 
Title: Re: jennifers review thread
Post by: FrUitCaKeU on November 22, 2012, 03:47 am
fuck. puts my 25 days to shame. iv read other people in australia waiting 6 weeks in rare cases, just hoping its that time of year type deal.
Title: Re: jennifers review thread
Post by: eclipsin on November 22, 2012, 03:59 am
Yeah, its time to write this one off as a loss.   Bought it during the last sale they had...but still out around 250 bucks.   Communications were good...and i know the pack was sent, it just didn't make it. 
Title: Re: jennifers review thread
Post by: FrUitCaKeU on November 22, 2012, 06:40 am
yeah comms are always good with the girls. u in the states or in canada? either way yeah thats pretty fucking long. if u get surprised pleasantly itd be a surprise. have you got a love letter yet?
Title: Re: jennifers review thread
Post by: jonesycat on November 22, 2012, 07:58 am
Faith, yo. Just got my Dutch order after 45 days. It's fucking rad. I got a LOT today, actually. Like Christmas instead of Thanksgiving.
Title: Re: jennifers review thread
Post by: eclipsin on November 22, 2012, 06:49 pm
yeah comms are always good with the girls. u in the states or in canada? either way yeah thats pretty fucking long. if u get surprised pleasantly itd be a surprise. have you got a love letter yet?

The states.  No sign of anything yet.
Title: Re: jennifers review thread
Post by: FrUitCaKeU on November 24, 2012, 01:55 am
thanks for the update jonesycat, thats good to know. and hope no love letters come your way eclipsin, but from from jonseycat said even 45 days is normal so i still wouldnt (try) to worry about it too much, sure it sweet as! fingers x'd
Title: Re: jennifers review thread
Post by: jennifers on November 27, 2012, 05:05 am
Two things:

1. Everyone get their bitcoins together- we're doing a December 20% off everything sale for the first week of December. w00t.

2. We've been talking to one of our girls in the states and we're going to be sourcing Eastern EU MDMA for her. She wants to sell grams USA => USA for $75/g. Anyone interested? She would, of course, be sending out samples to people with high stats & forum post counts...
Title: Re: jennifers review thread
Post by: quinone on November 27, 2012, 02:44 pm
Two things:

1. Everyone get their bitcoins together- we're doing a December 20% off everything sale for the first week of December. w00t.

2. We've been talking to one of our girls in the states and we're going to be sourcing Eastern EU MDMA for her. She wants to sell grams USA => USA for $75/g. Anyone interested? She would, of course, be sending out samples to people with high stats & forum post counts...

I am VERY interested !  But live in Canada.

Maybe you could convince her to make an exception for me?  You owe me ladies! :P
I'll sample and review gladly.
Title: Re: jennifers review thread
Post by: grdr on November 27, 2012, 03:36 pm
girls are you from lithuania?
Title: Re: jennifers review thread
Post by: jennifers on November 28, 2012, 06:12 am
Will absolutely do, quinone! You back on the scene?
Title: Re: jennifers review thread
Post by: jennifers on November 28, 2012, 06:18 am
girls are you from lithuania?

Dude fuck off. We're not meeting you face to face, we're not giving you any details about us, we're not selling you meth or heroin or whatever, we're not helping you get bitcoins. Stop emailing us and and messaging us and get off our fucking forum page you creepy fucking shit. You're either a cop or an idiot.

Guys how do we get rid of him? He's seriously creeping us out.
Title: Re: jennifers review thread
Post by: quinone on November 28, 2012, 01:09 pm
Will absolutely do, quinone! You back on the scene?

What do you mean back on the scene?

Vending?  Yes and i've never left :) (and how did you know I was a vendor).

Or ... what scene? heh

And about that guy that's bothering you, I just looked up to see who it was you were talking about and it's the same dude I TORE APART in another thread last night cuz he was PISSING ME RIGHT THE FUCK OFF !!!! 

Calling us 'PILLHEADS' because the OP asked what the interest in Oxycodone powder is, and this guy comes around basically saying anyone who uses Oxycodone is a loser and why don't we just use gear (Heroin) because it's better.  He calls us a cliche drug name ('PILLHEAD') and then proceeds to tell us to take the most addictive opiate there is (or to take Fentanyl).  We're not all chasing the dragon 'HEROIN-JUNKIE', some of us use it as an addendum to our dull hum drum day's to make it through the day a little less pissed off.

I can't imagine how pissed you guys are if he's trolling you in private, but it only took him one message to make me want to blow up his fucking computer, with him sitting in front of it.  Unfortunately I don't know that there is any way of getting him to fuck off from your lives.  Even if he someone get's banned/screened from you, he'll just make another account and continue :(
Title: Re: jennifers review thread
Post by: grdr on November 28, 2012, 01:21 pm
girls are you from lithuania?

Dude fuck off. We're not meeting you face to face, we're not giving you any details about us, we're not selling you meth or heroin or whatever, we're not helping you get bitcoins. Stop emailing us and and messaging us and get off our fucking forum page you creepy fucking shit. You're either a cop or an idiot.

Guys how do we get rid of him? He's seriously creeping us out.

grow up you stupid bitch i never asked you for coke or h . i just asked how do you get bitcoins since i live in eastern eu and its not easy but i already figured it out. and i don't want to meet you if i said so i was prob high. i can give you my adress you can come and get rid of me bitch. no need to psych out here.
Title: Re: jennifers review thread
Post by: quinone on November 28, 2012, 01:51 pm
girls are you from lithuania?

Dude fuck off. We're not meeting you face to face, we're not giving you any details about us, we're not selling you meth or heroin or whatever, we're not helping you get bitcoins. Stop emailing us and and messaging us and get off our fucking forum page you creepy fucking shit. You're either a cop or an idiot.

Guys how do we get rid of him? He's seriously creeping us out.

grow up\ you stupid bitch i never asked you for coke or h . i just asked how do you get bitcoins since i live in eastern eu and its not easy but i already figured it out. and i don't want to meet you if i said so i was prob high. i can give you my adress you can come and get rid of me bitch. no need to psych out here.

Please do !

Give me your address and i'll make sure to get rid of you with a home-made UAV, you'll be too high off your smack which you somehow think is the better drug option then any, to anyone to even notice an incoming ... 'package' of explosives to the alley you call home.
Title: Re: jennifers review thread
Post by: grdr on November 28, 2012, 02:09 pm
girls are you from lithuania?

Dude fuck off. We're not meeting you face to face, we're not giving you any details about us, we're not selling you meth or heroin or whatever, we're not helping you get bitcoins. Stop emailing us and and messaging us and get off our fucking forum page you creepy fucking shit. You're either a cop or an idiot.

Guys how do we get rid of him? He's seriously creeping us out.

grow up\ you stupid bitch i never asked you for coke or h . i just asked how do you get bitcoins since i live in eastern eu and its not easy but i already figured it out. and i don't want to meet you if i said so i was prob high. i can give you my adress you can come and get rid of me bitch. no need to psych out here.

Please do !

Give me your address and i'll make sure to get rid of you with a home-made UAV, you'll be too high off your smack which you somehow think is the better drug option then any, to anyone to even notice an incoming ... 'package' of explosives to the alley you call home.

okay you tard you play too much videogames i do alot of drugs my original question was how oxycodone rush comparees to ssmack but you're too stupid to understand that pillhead.
Title: Re: jennifers review thread
Post by: quinone on November 28, 2012, 02:11 pm
You never had a question, you made a statement.  And if you don't know how they compare then why did you make the statement that people should be taking heroin instead of oxycodone.  Idiot lol.  Gotta keep the kids off the road, fuck
Title: Re: jennifers review thread
Post by: grdr on November 28, 2012, 02:20 pm
You never had a question, you made a statement.  And if you don't know how they compare then why did you make the statement that people should be taking heroin instead of oxycodone.  Idiot lol.  Gotta keep the kids off the road, fuck

where did i make that statement you fucking idiot ? you deleted message where i was asking for someone who tried both how they compare. then you starded some nonsense about being fucked up. do less drugs cause you're brain damaged. and who is kid here ? im not saying that im gonna flu uav drone with bombs. lol
Title: Re: jennifers review thread
Post by: quinone on November 28, 2012, 03:25 pm
You never had a question, you made a statement.  And if you don't know how they compare then why did you make the statement that people should be taking heroin instead of oxycodone.  Idiot lol.  Gotta keep the kids off the road, fuck

where did i make that statement you fucking idiot ? you deleted message where i was asking for someone who tried both how they compare. then you starded some nonsense about being fucked up. do less drugs cause you're brain damaged. and who is kid here ? im not saying that im gonna flu uav drone with bombs. lol

UAV's are an increasingly popular way of delivering drugs on here, it's not very difficult to construct one.

Regardless, this is a Jennifer's review thread, so if it's your desire to win this 'battle' with me, then congrat's you win.

Moving on, i've said it before but to bring this thread back on topic, the Jennifer's provide Q U A L I T Y  GBL.  The only 'issue' i've had is that for some reason their order's get held up at the border for excessive periods of time (but to my knowledge are ALWAYS released safely to the buyer) and i've heard several people in here say they've had the same problem. 

If I recall though, someone said they still got their package even after being held up at customs for some 45 days, so I wouldn't be worried about ordering from these ladies.  Their packaging is top notch and indisputably good, postal inspector's even if they do open your package still won't consider it contraband.

I'd be ordering more myself now if I needed it, but 200mL is more then a life time supply for me haha.  If you scroll back a few pages in this thread, I, and other's have provided a link to the most common (and easiest) method of GBL to GHB conversion.  I'd highly recommend you look into it cuz consuming GBL on it's own is a bit ... icky.  I think i've provided the chemistry (like the math's and whatnot) for it's synthesis within this thread, if not here it's somewhere on the forums.

And yeah, I look very forward to sourcing some eastern EU produced MDMA from you ladies (i've only had the best MDMA from eastern EU sources), especially considering that my ... EX ... best-friend has stolen all of the MDMA crystal's i'd purchased from some of the top vendor's on here and I have none to my name right now, could go for some quality molly for sure. 

You guy's know i'm good for giving review's so it'd be nice if I could get a point or so of this MDMA to try before I start making multi-gram purchases.  But the cost per gram seems very reasonable.  I'm just not the type of guy who likes to put all of his (potentially rotten) egg's into one basket so to speak :P (aka i'd like a taste before I go buying an ounce ;) ).  If it's good shit, you guys know i'll do whatever I can to try and promote it for you and get your girlfriend from the US up and going with this MDMA of her's, not to mention stock up on my now completely empty stock of personal MDMA :/

PM me ladies when you can, I could use a good roll right about now (some crap life situation(s) have been goin down lately, but such is life right?  That's what enactogenic drug's are for ;) ).  Call me a sample whore if you want heh, but if you insist, I will gladly pay for a point of this MDMA ... I am a sample whore (that is to say if someone offers me something i'll take it without guilt heh) :P, but seem's kinda moot to pay $7.50 for a point of MDMA whose quality I don't yet know, ya know :).

Talk to you guys soon hopefully, you seem to have been eerily silent for the last week or so heh.
Title: Re: jennifers review thread
Post by: eclipsin on November 28, 2012, 08:40 pm
Thanks quinone.   +1 for you.
Title: Re: jennifers review thread
Post by: jennifers on November 28, 2012, 09:00 pm
Sorry we're seeming silent!

We've been up to a lot- we'll talk more re the MDMA when we've got it ready to go up - quinone you'll def get a tester point, we wanted to check if people were interested in yet another MDMA dealer on the road when there's already so many who are doing a fine job - and we just stocked up on P2NP wich a couple people had talked to us about a while back (we get that 99.99% of you aren't gonna have any use for this).

Also thanks everyone for yelling at that asshole on our behalf- he'd messaged us wanting a laundry list of drugs and a "face to face," because he thought... idk what he thought. He's fucking foul tho.

eclipsin- btw you've waited patiently forever & it looks like we owe you some refund. hit us up on SR.
Title: Re: jennifers review thread
Post by: kzwb on November 29, 2012, 12:15 am
Sitting on 35 days and no item..
Starting to lose hope.
Title: Re: jennifers review thread
Post by: jennifers on November 29, 2012, 02:26 am
Yes, that's exactly what you just messaged us, as well. And as I said in the message I sent you, we will discuss refunds with you after 45 days, which is the longest amount of time people have received their packages.

Please sit patiently and wait 45 days for your order before you start discussing shipping times on this thread. The forums are for actual information, and as I wrote on Cloudsurfer's page a few days ago...

-------------------------

If a vendor is solid, it's more than a little bit rude, whether or not you're a new customer of theirs (but specifically if you're a new customer & even MORE specifically if you're relatively new to SR), to come on their review thread and constantly ask if anyone has had shipping problems or doubting them once they ship out. You're waiting 30 days? Great- you're BUYING DRUGS THROUGH THE MAIL FROM A DRUG DEALER. That's a magical thing that you get to do because a lot of people are sticking out their necks and we live in the future. Sorry you're nervous, but we can save you time right now and say, yes, some people wait longer than other people, sometimes a LOT longer. No need to ask, to cast doubt, or to be paranoid.

A quick way to tell if your drugs have been seized is this: have you been arrested? Have you gotten a letter from customs saying that they've taken your drugs? Congratulations! Your drugs have been seized! By the way, the government of pretty much any country isn't going to say, "Oh ADORABLE! This citizen tried to buy drugs! Let's just say nothing." They'll take they time to send you a letter, at the very least.

Is your vendor a reliable vendor with a nearly perfect score and glowing reviews but you've waited 2 months for your drugs? Then you, in all likelihood, wrote your address incorrectly or used a fake name or used a PO box or a fake drop did something else dumb because you didn't read the SR rules. Vendors cut & paste your addresses. Despite this, they will very likely come to some form of resolution with you, especially if you're polite and haven't been having a public hissy fit.

Is your vendor unreliable, new, or promising you something that sounds too good to be true & you've waited 2 months for your drugs? Congratulations! You have been scammed. Be less of a sucker.

The ONLY other option is that somewhere in transit, your package got somehow lost. This might simply be due to the literal MILLIONS of pieces of mail hurdling through the world every minute and the fallibility of postal workers. In this case, provided your vendor isn't an asshole, they will probably give you from 20-50% discount. Keep in mind that they will probably never sell to you again, and they will share this information in the vendor roundtable, because they genuinely have every reason to believe that this is your fault, and most of their mail gets through no problem. If you have been patient & not publicly wringing your hands then they will be far more charitable.

Forum review pages are important for both buyers & vendors. Vendors are essentially small businesses and they need to have you write about them so they can continue to stay in business. Buyers need to see if the drugs are high quality and shipped well. Shitting up a person's thread by essentially saying HAS IT COME YET HAS IT COME YET HAS IT COME YET WHYYYYY makes it very difficult for buyers to come to an informed decision, and renders the forums useless- they essentially become, in every thread, commentary on the state of the world's postal systems, which are, in every case, slow, easily sidetracked, incredibly busy, and horrible at updating tracking information.

Please do us vendors a huge favor: stop shitting up our review threads with this stuff. If you HAVE to, start a new thread! You can title it "My Mail is Taking a Long Time, Is Anyone Else's Mail Taking a Long Time?" Or PM people who have posted in our review threads. You could even not email us until the 30+ day mark passes (especially for vendors like us, who send tracking). Please keep in mind that once a vendor ships out a package, then you have literally the same information they do- you know what you ordered, when you ordered it, what shipping into you had it sent to, and a rough estimate (because you read through the entire vendor page!) of shipping times. We do not control shipping times. We cannot make customs sort your package faster. We do not email you dozens of times throughout the transaction saying, CAN YOU FINALIZE YET? HOW ABOUT NOW? WHYYYYYYYY? for just this reason. Honestly, the reason most vendors have a FE policy in place is because of bad and selfish buyer behavior.

What would be LOVELY is this: if when you posted to our review thread (and PLEASE review us, every time!), if you told a quick story about your experience- basically the thing you would like to read if YOU were looking up a review page for a vendor. What was the transit time? Was it stealthy? Was the amount on point or more? Are the drugs that you ordered quality? Would you like to share an experience report? Would you order again? Those of you who do this, thank you- you are maybe the most important people on Silk Road, as you make it possible for people to make informed decisions of whose drugs they should buy, and who they should trust with their sensitive shipping information. Those of you who don't, please get right.

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/rant
Title: Re: jennifers review thread
Post by: jennifers on November 29, 2012, 04:57 am
We're starting our Holiday sale early (ie RIGHT NOW). So:

20% (it's actually a little more because we rounded down on everything) off of everything we have in stock, from RIGHT THIS GODDAMN MINUTE until whenever we remember to change it back after 08/12/12!

GIVE THE GIFT OF GETTING WASTED.

Love you!

xoxox
~jennifers~
Title: Re: jennifers review thread
Post by: quinone on November 29, 2012, 05:30 am
Sorry we're seeming silent!

We've been up to a lot- we'll talk more re the MDMA when we've got it ready to go up - quinone you'll def get a tester point, we wanted to check if people were interested in yet another MDMA dealer on the road when there's already so many who are doing a fine job - and we just stocked up on P2NP wich a couple people had talked to us about a while back (we get that 99.99% of you aren't gonna have any use for this).

Also thanks everyone for yelling at that asshole on our behalf- he'd messaged us wanting a laundry list of drugs and a "face to face," because he thought... idk what he thought. He's fucking foul tho.

eclipsin- btw you've waited patiently forever & it looks like we owe you some refund. hit us up on SR.

As long as a vendor provides absolute purity MDMA (WHICH IS 100% not 84% !!!!  SICK OF HEARING THAT AND READY TO SCHOOL EVERYONE OF YOU ON BASIC CHEMISTRY RE: MDMA vs. MDMA.HCl ... *cough, clears throat* sorry a little chemical rage there :) )

Then i'm certain you'd be more then welcome in the marketplace and make good sales, regardless of the number of MDMA vendors, if you produce PURITY/QUALITY MDMA and good shipping (that I can already attest that you do).

Ah, you have ... P2NP .. You sure you don't mean MDP2P?  As far as i'm aware P2NP is used to produce amphetamine salts, and since it doesn't have the 3,4 dimethoxy bridge on the phenyl ... how do you propose dimethoxylating the phenyl?  Sorry, i'm just used to the old school standard Safrole route wherein it's already a substituted amphetamine with a 3,4 dimethoxy bridge on the phenyl ... in my currently stoned head it would seem pervasively difficult (but not impossible) to add a 3,4 dimethoxy bridge to P2NP to make MDP2P.

At any rate, I presume then that you're synthing it yourselves, wonderful !  This is just MY personal request, but can you sell it in it's crystallized/powder form, and not press it into pills?

I prefer this form of MDMA because most of us seasoned MDMA user's can look at and smell the crystal to know if it's legit without the need for the marquis reagent (though it's still good to test using marquis because it'll give some qualitative inferences about the purity ... aka if its black/purple and smokes and bubbles like crazy you got some bomb shit on your hands !).

It is of course your show in how you guys choose to distribute it, I just wanted to throw my 2 cent's in on what i'm looking for personally on the road when comes to MDMA.

I'm a ... 90s brat and damn the pills were fucking premium quality in the early 90s, but went to absolute complete horseshit as the decade went on.  I don't want PMA, meth, caffeine, DXM (yeh they put that in some tab's, wtf) or any other adulterants ... I want ... 3,4-Methylenedioxymethamphetamine !!  (I got particularly pissed when ppl were buying 'double and triple stacks' thinking they had more MDMA in then when they were simply just larger pills with the same amount of MDMA in them lol, or when everyone was so happy about the crazy colour's in their pills .... *shakes head*. 

So I got kinda an undying hatred towards pills cuz that was the best decade of my life and I got to see the MDMA scene begin as the most wonderful time you can imagine and then degrade to shit greed garbage pills ! :P

Anyways, yeah you guys will definitely have demand, especially if you already have P2NP in your hands, so I don't see any reason you shouldn't bring your own brand of MDMA to the SR market :).

I'm certain you're capable, but if you have any chemistry related questions relating to it's synth as always feel free to ask, that's what i'm here for :)

Check your PM Jennifer's if you don't mind, I have a favour to ask of you.

Hope you get things moving along smoothly, the more MDMA in the world the merrier :)
Title: Re: jennifers review thread
Post by: jennifers on November 29, 2012, 07:03 am
From what we've been hearing, the hot new thing is to buy SR MDMA & pill it up in a 30/70 ratio of MDMA/2CT7 or 2CE. So gross.

You know, YOU should make this stuff! We'd LOVE to get our hands on 100% pure quinone-brand Mandy!
Title: Re: jennifers review thread
Post by: quinone on November 29, 2012, 10:15 am
From what we've been hearing, the hot new thing is to buy SR MDMA & pill it up in a 30/70 ratio of MDMA/2CT7 or 2CE. So gross.

You know, YOU should make this stuff! We'd LOVE to get our hands on 100% pure quinone-brand Mandy!

I can't (and won't!) ever be affiliated with manufacture, sorry.
Title: Re: jennifers review thread
Post by: latitude05 on November 29, 2012, 07:20 pm
I was considering buying GBL off the regular net and went through one site for cleaner for tires and rims.   

They told me to use moneygram and then I went there to send the money and they refused , saying it was for business and that I needed to call the vendor . Moneygram is only for personal stuff, which is whatever.

Then I was going to send the money another way but the vendor then all of a sudden stated if you life in USA , we cannot ship to you... Frustrated to say the least.


I am going to buy from Jennifers but buying coins at $12 a piece and waiting for mt.gov/dawolla to get everything together is a pain .....


******************Does anyone have any recommendation of sites that use credit cards and ship to USA that they have used ???? *****************
******************Please PM me site and how your experience has been *****************************************

I plan on using Jennifers just can't wait 2 weeks for coins then another 2 -3 weeks for product...its for NYE ..

Help,
Latitude
Title: Re: jennifers review thread
Post by: jennifers on November 30, 2012, 12:12 am
Dude, I'm sorry if the way SR works is frustrating for you, but please don't ask for CLEARNET sites. Jesus fucking Christ. They're all sketchy & don't have SR attached plus it's just fucking insulting to do that on OUR FUCKING THREAD. Also, yay giving up your anonymity to credit card companies/PayPal/whatever. Also the reason they won't send you GBL is because it is illegal to do so. Us too, but hey, welcome to Silk Road.

You can use  bitinstant => mtgox or even bitinstant => your SR wallet & it takes two hours. RTFM.

Or you can buy GBL/ketamine/methylone/BK-MDMA from China & India by the kilo. Good luck with that.


Title: Re: jennifers review thread
Post by: quinone on November 30, 2012, 01:32 am
... but please don't ask for CLEARNET sites. Jesus fucking Christ. They're all sketchy & don't have SR attached plus it's just fucking insulting to do that on OUR FUCKING THREAD. Also, yay giving up your anonymity to credit card companies/PayPal/whatever ...

^^^ ^^^ ^^^ +1 +1 +1

Nothing personal dude, but are you FUCKING RETARTED?

gamma-Hydroxybutyric acid AND ALL OF IT's Analogs are ILLEGAL under the US Federal Analogs Act !!!

And you want to provide vendor's of a SCHEDULE I !!! (it's SCHEDULE III when marketed under it's brand Xyrem but still carries a penalty of a SCHEDULE I drug, regardless of if you've got it in a labelled Xyrem prescription bottle, because it was taken off the market in 2000) ?? ???

Are you asking how to go to prison?  Because you just answered yourself.

A 'pain' .... to do some very rudimentary online banking procedures ???? Did you just come off the short bus ? 
Fuck dude, if you value your freedom (from being outside a prison) then taken an extra hour, 2, 4, 8 or however retarded you are to figure this pretty fucking simple system of anonymous currency transfer and purchasing interface on SR.  God damn man learn what PATIENCE is, and fucking use it.

Or else just please stay away from SR altogether, I don't want an ignorant buyer like you who find's it more burdensome to learn some very basic strategies on keeping yourself anonymous and successfully placing an order THEN WANTING TO GO TO PRISON BY GIVING ALL OF YOUR PERSONAL INFORMATION TO SOMEONE TRYING TO BUY THE HARSHEST PENALTY CLASS OF DRUG!

It's those buyer's that are the one's I end up having to send a re-ship or refund to, just because they're too fucking lazy to READ SOME SHIT FOR AN HOUR !

I'm sorry if that's harsh but it's true, you sound like a moron and even make it sound like you are proud of it ?!?!?!

Sorry guy's, i'm having an MTL John spaz moment, but have had several just dumb fuck complete brain dead, I can't even comprehend their stupidity user's PM me today asking me thing's even STUPIDER then what you're asking Jennifer's for.

It takes 2-3 days TOPS to get BTC, not 2-3 weeks, again START FUCKING READING.  And it takes as long as it takes for it to ship, fuck dude you don't NEEED it anytime at all, you WANT it like a SPOILED BRAT. 

If you think waiting 2-3 weeks for it to arrive is unacceptable, just imagine what waiting 5-10 years to regain your freedom from a prison would be like, use your noggin dude, there's gotta be SOME brain cell's left up there.

FUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKK IDIOTS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

PS:  This post has nothing to do with the msg I just sent to you ladies RE: GPG, that's just me being frustrated, this guy is asking to buy schedule I narcotics on a clearnet site using his credit card, oh my god how much dumber can you get ?!?!??!?
Title: Re: jennifers review thread
Post by: princeblack49 on November 30, 2012, 08:07 am
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It takes 2-3 days TOPS to get BTC, not 2-3 weeks, again START FUCKING READING.  And it takes as long as it takes for it to ship, fuck dude you don't NEEED it anytime at all, you WANT it like a SPOILED BRAT. 

If you think waiting 2-3 weeks for it to arrive is unacceptable, just imagine what waiting 5-10 years to regain your freedom from a prison would be like, use your noggin dude, there's gotta be SOME brain cell's left up there.

FUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKK IDIOTS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

PS:  This post has nothing to do with the msg I just sent to you ladies RE: GPG, that's just me being frustrated, this guy is asking to buy schedule I narcotics on a clearnet site using his credit card, oh my god how much dumber can you get ?!?!??!?

Mos Def. Really it has never taken me more than a day to get BTC anonymously.  Find domestic too and it will get there faster if you're not a dumb-ass about picking a vendor. Patience pays in liberty. Period.
Title: Re: jennifers review thread
Post by: latitude05 on November 30, 2012, 06:13 pm
^Jennifers  I wasn't trying to be insulting I was just saying my friend use to get it off the net and it was alot easier than having to get BTC and transfer it to SR. I even read somewhere on this thread about someone buying cleaner off the net that is why I asked .. We cool ?

^ To everyone else I dont have a  bank account , honestly I am not rich just living paycheck to paycheck and usually pay all by cash that is what I meant by a pain because I have to give my money to a friend who puts it in his bank account then get its setup which takes upwards to 7-10 days to get into my SR account.

He told me it takes 2-3 days to get the transfer from MT.GOV then 2-3 days to get into dawolloa so that around 7-8 days , plus 2-3 days for him to put it in his account thats around 15 days +15 days for shipping so I probably wont get it for NYE which is why I really want it ....

Hope that explains what I was trying to say , I just wish that there was a paypal that you could go to just to get the BTC instead of having to go thru two different sites to get it done ... am I wrong in how it is done ? is there an easier way ?

Title: Re: jennifers review thread
Post by: eclipsin on December 01, 2012, 02:37 am
Just find a reputable MP to BTC vendor.  BTCBuddy or Sugarmamma are both good.  Jennifers sells BASF GBL...most of the clearnet site stuff nowadays will most likely be chinese branded stuff, or something worse.  I've only had the chinese stuff....hoping to try Jennifers soon.
Title: Re: jennifers review thread
Post by: jonesycat on December 04, 2012, 09:56 pm
Dude check Reddit. You can Western Union your money through Coinapault or Bitinstant into your MtGox or even into your Silk Road account. I'm always shocked that people can't grasp this. I actually wish Silk Road was a little bit harder to buy things from.

FYI the mail has been fast like a motherfucker. Got 1L from jennifers and 50g from Dutch in the last two days, both a little over two weeks from ordering.
Title: Re: jennifers review thread
Post by: steady01 on December 04, 2012, 11:49 pm
looking forward to checking out these bitches' product. (I say that only with the most respect) Since I've never ordered anything from their country can anyone comment on shipping times to USA ?

Thanks for your service 2jens, its appreciated. Should I bother converting it to GHB ?

To the guy asking about clearnet sources, your buzz wears off pretty damn quick when you are handcuffed in a holding cell. No buzz is worth jail time, it just isn't. You may think that you don't have any choice but to go that route but trust me you always do. I hope you take the advice on here & decide on another strategy.
Title: Re: jennifers review thread
Post by: jennifers on December 06, 2012, 06:49 am
Shipping times to USA are record quick lately. We think that the postal service is falling in love with our bad bitch selves.

Conversion is up to you; it's a little easier on your stomach, easier to dose, and fun to do :)
Title: Re: jennifers review thread
Post by: Dodder on December 07, 2012, 02:39 am
Yet another happy purchase from the jennifers.

I got impatient this order, and got all paranoid because my order was held in New York for about 4 days. I mentioned that to the jennifers, they called me impatient, and then explained that Customs can hold incoming international shipments for up to 35 days.

I was impatient, and my order came about 3 days later.

As usual, packaging was careful and discreet.

There was an error in my order. I had ordered a 2 count of a certain size, and only half of it was there.

The jennifers responded to this with apologies, and I expect the rest of my order soon.

Mistakes happen, it's how they're handled that wows me as a customer. The jennifers still do. :)

(And I've got plenty, so I'll be patient.)
Title: Re: jennifers review thread
Post by: crypto on December 08, 2012, 09:34 am
When 100 ml of GBL arrived to me(it was pretty fast, and packaging was extraordinarily clever), first thing I decided to do is to convert it to GHB by well-known method from Rhodium https://www.erowid.org/archive/rhodium/chemistry/ghb.html, one with baking soda, because it required only what I already had in my kitchen. This is not the most effective method, but presumably popular, because it's safe and available for a non-chemist. For the first time I did everything literally as in guide, only in smaller proportions. After that I did it with a little differences, I will describe it below. To say it short: if you don't want to lose part of GBL on vaporing, get yourself a retort.
So, for the first time on the output I got half or less from the calculated maximum. I thought low output must be the effect of evaporation of GBL during boiling. So, next time after boiling just a soda, I turned fire off, then added GBL, and stirring until the reaction(indicated by hiss and bubbling) stops, when boiled it again a little. After that output was 10% higher, to me it was still unsatisfactory, so I came to a conclusion what with this method, only boiling in retort (while pouring rectificate back) will provide sufficient output.
I gave remains of GBL to my friend, he is a chemist and converted dozens of liters of GBL in the old days, he uses sodium hydroxide method from Rhodium. He analyzed substance, and said that although it's not 100% pure, you won't get anything purer these days, so he suggested to buy more. If you like you can purify it with distillation column.

Maybe I could say something about GHB per se. This is unique drug, I always having fun when I take it, but not only that, this is therapeutic substance, which helps different kinds of people with different kinds of problems. I suggest you to read materials like this:
http://feedback2wk.tripod.com/GHBmolecule.html
http://fr0gman.wordpress.com/discover-the-regenerative-effects-of-ghb-the-elixir-of-life/
There is also a good book "GHB: The Natural Mood Enhancer", but it's only on paper.
Let's take for example asthenic type. If you came in the Internet as far as Silk Road  you might be nerdy, asthenic, weakly-socialized guy. When you should try GHB, it could help you not only overcome shyness in communication, but also to improve sleep, became more energetic, robust and build muscles, if you will train. Yes, GHB is also effective and harmless anabolic, but it won't help if you just will just sit on the sofa.

After trying  I ordered 1 liter of GBL for the New Year holidays, and I going to be a GHB-enchanced party animal throughout it,  occasionaly becoming omnipotent LSD-ascended Buddha, and omniloving MDMA-Krishna. Wow, this will be the best holidays in my life.
Title: Re: jennifers review thread
Post by: reduxredox on December 08, 2012, 10:31 pm
Very friendly and prompt customer service! First time ordering on silk road, am very pleased with this vendor. i will update a review of the product once it arrives, and am sure it will be top notch based on all reviews of this vendor! i look forward to a long business relationship with jennifers  :D
Title: Re: jennifers review thread
Post by: jennifers on December 09, 2012, 08:35 am
Thanks for the kind words guys! It really means a lot.

We're extending the sale a few more days & maybe up to a week since enough people have asked us to. It's easier than custom listing a buttload of individual orders. :)

xoxox
~jennifers~
Title: Re: jennifers review thread
Post by: december59 on December 11, 2012, 04:27 am
Great first experience with Jennifers

great product, great service

jennifers responds super quick and is really making the effort to build a good relationship w/ her customers

got another in, will update in 2weeks w/ a full review

10/10 thus far
Title: Re: jennifers review thread
Post by: jennifers on December 11, 2012, 05:29 am
Fuck yeah! Thanks!
Title: Re: jennifers review thread
Post by: kzwb on December 11, 2012, 10:40 pm
Not really happy with the experience I have had with Jennifers.

My goods never arrived to Aus, after talking to Jennifers after 35 days, they asked I wait until 45 days.

48 days and I messaged the seller saying
"It has been 48 days now and my goods have not arrived.
I think we should work out some kind of agreement because I really do not think it is coming.

I am going to change my feedback to 1 for now until we work this out."

I get a message back from the Jennifers, and essentially they flip out.

"So how's this? Change it back to a five, and ask us VERY NICELY (don't forget to apologize!) for a partial refund, which you would have gotten- and which is going to be smaller than it would have been had you not been so rude, and we will consider not only giving you that partial refund, but also not putting you in the vendor roundtable and blacklisting you from all the legit vendors on SR. Easiest thing in the world. "

How was I rude? Essentially threaten to blacklist me because I gave 1/5 feedback because I never received my goods after willing to wait 45 days?
I wasn't even asking for a refund.

And note, I have released funds for sellers (that didn't need FE) before, given 5/5 feedback for goods I DIDN'T EVEN RECEIVE.
All my feedback has been honest, and losses I have just copped on the chin.
I understand my countries customs are strict, but I little respect toward buyers doesn't cost you anything.

Seller obviously think they deserve to be treated differently and think they are entitled just because they are female. I'm sorry I don't kiss your feet like the other buyers just because you're a group of girls?
Just because you "flirt" does not mean that is good customer service.

I've had flat out scammers with better etiquette than you, not even joking (JONDOE777 messaged me and told me "Sorry this is a scam, no hard feelings" when he stole $250-$300 from many buyers for C)

Worst seller experience I have had on SR.
Title: Re: jennifers review thread
Post by: jennifers on December 11, 2012, 11:36 pm
...Because your address is clearly known by AU customs. A quick check of the vendor roundtable shows that you're in resolution with at least one other vendor, meaning that you've ordered too much from one address, and are probably flagged.

You fucked with our stats after we shipped your product to you and gave you a tracking number. Because you wanted to "reach an agreement," which we absolutely could have done- and have been happy to do- with our other customers, every time.

But you? You started discussion by DAMAGING OUR BUSINESS. You don't write a Yelp review before asking your waiter to adjust the check. You, kzwb, you're OUR worst experience here on SR, and as a seller we've had a lot more experience than you ever will. As for not asking for a refund, what the hell WERE you asking for? A hug?

Also, hey, why paraphrase? the entirety of the message we sent this badass is as follows:

Quote
Hey, you know what? "I am going to change my feedback to 1 for now until we work this out." puts you squarely in the "You're a dick" category that we discuss on our vendor page!

That's not compromise, or discussion, which, had you not been "a dick," we'd totally have been down to have had with you. That's attempting to hold my business hostage for your package, which you FE'd for BECAUSE YOU LIVE IN A COUNTRY WITH BADASS CUSTOMS LAWS, and which by buying things from Silk Road you realize is a risk. This after we'd not only provided you with excellent customer service and a tracking number, which guess what ALMOST NO ONE ELSE ON THE ROAD DOES.

So how's this? Change it back to a five, and ask us VERY NICELY (don't forget to apologize!) for a partial refund, which you would have gotten- and which is going to be smaller than it would have been had you not been so rude, and we will consider not only giving you that partial refund, but also not putting you in the vendor roundtable and blacklisting you from all the legit vendors on SR. Easiest thing in the world.

Fun fact: most legit vendors refuse to offer a refund to Australians at all.

Chew on it, kiddo. You've literally already done everything you can to us, and really? it wasn't all that much! But we can still completely ruin you on Silk Road. This, by the way, is called "showing your hand too early." Your little rating change brought us down to a 97.9 (which is buried several pages back where no one will ever see it), which we are MORE than happy to live with, by the way. And just FYI, if you change it back to a 1 at any point after we come to whatever paltry compromise you're able to get out of us at this point, we'll STILL blacklist your ass.

Now that we're thinking about it, we might just do it anyway. We've got nothing to lose, you know?

We've been nothing but nice, doing our job completely professionally and completing our end of the bargain flawlessly, but we're more than happy to be total fucking bitches to you.

xoxox
~jennifers~

Flirting isn't customer service. WEejust recently sent out a LITER of GBL to someone on faith because he said we messed up his order. Kissing our ass because we're girls? No one does that. Quite the opposite, actually, since this is a fucking boy's game and we have more to prove.

Anyway. Since this is public you're going to have a fun time getting other vendors to work with you. Good work, kiddo.

Kisses!

xoxox
~jennifers~
Title: Re: jennifers review thread
Post by: kzwb on December 11, 2012, 11:57 pm
...Because your address is clearly known by AU customs. A quick check of the vendor roundtable shows that you're in resolution with at least one other vendor, meaning that you've ordered too much from one address, and are probably flagged.

You fucked with our stats after we shipped your product to you and gave you a tracking number. Because you wanted to "reach an agreement," which we absolutely could have done- and have been happy to do- with our other customers, every time.

But you? You started discussion by DAMAGING OUR BUSINESS. You don't write a Yelp review before asking your waiter to adjust the check. You, kzwb, you're OUR worst experience here on SR, and as a seller we've had a lot more experience than you ever will. As for not asking for a refund, what the hell WERE you asking for? A hug?

Also, hey, why paraphrase? the entirety of the message we sent this badass is as follows:

Quote
Hey, you know what? "I am going to change my feedback to 1 for now until we work this out." puts you squarely in the "You're a dick" category that we discuss on our vendor page!

That's not compromise, or discussion, which, had you not been "a dick," we'd totally have been down to have had with you. That's attempting to hold my business hostage for your package, which you FE'd for BECAUSE YOU LIVE IN A COUNTRY WITH BADASS CUSTOMS LAWS, and which by buying things from Silk Road you realize is a risk. This after we'd not only provided you with excellent customer service and a tracking number, which guess what ALMOST NO ONE ELSE ON THE ROAD DOES.

So how's this? Change it back to a five, and ask us VERY NICELY (don't forget to apologize!) for a partial refund, which you would have gotten- and which is going to be smaller than it would have been had you not been so rude, and we will consider not only giving you that partial refund, but also not putting you in the vendor roundtable and blacklisting you from all the legit vendors on SR. Easiest thing in the world.

Fun fact: most legit vendors refuse to offer a refund to Australians at all.

Chew on it, kiddo. You've literally already done everything you can to us, and really? it wasn't all that much! But we can still completely ruin you on Silk Road. This, by the way, is called "showing your hand too early." Your little rating change brought us down to a 97.9 (which is buried several pages back where no one will ever see it), which we are MORE than happy to live with, by the way. And just FYI, if you change it back to a 1 at any point after we come to whatever paltry compromise you're able to get out of us at this point, we'll STILL blacklist your ass.

Now that we're thinking about it, we might just do it anyway. We've got nothing to lose, you know?

We've been nothing but nice, doing our job completely professionally and completing our end of the bargain flawlessly, but we're more than happy to be total fucking bitches to you.

xoxox
~jennifers~

Flirting isn't customer service. WEejust recently sent out a LITER of GBL to someone on faith because he said we messed up his order. Kissing our ass because we're girls? No one does that. Quite the opposite, actually, since this is a fucking boy's game and we have more to prove.

Anyway. Since this is public you're going to have a fun time getting other vendors to work with you. Good work, kiddo.

Kisses!

xoxox
~jennifers~

My address is not flagged, I change it often and have multiple addresses. That's bullshit. I'm sure you don't keep records of your addresses, but the last address with a previous order you posted to me is different to this current one.
I don't fuck around with security.

I have 2 other orders sitting in resolution being sent to 2 different addresses.

And I doubt I will have trouble finding another vendor, even if you blacklist me for no reason.
I've been happy to FE, and always update my feedback honestly and barely have had any problems.
I'm sure the other vendors don't take you seriously anyway.

I always update my feedback, and always honestly.

People can read though your thread and will see that you are hostile, and immature.
Your goods are top notch but your service is seriously lacking.

And no, like I said I don't want a refund, but a civil response would have been nice.
Title: Re: jennifers review thread
Post by: jennifers on December 12, 2012, 12:08 am
Right on, kiddo.
Title: Re: jennifers review thread
Post by: kzwb on December 12, 2012, 12:31 am
Right on, kiddo.

All you have to say?
Title: Re: jennifers review thread
Post by: jennifers on December 12, 2012, 12:52 am
kzwb: I am sorry your country's customs is ridiculous. And that you lowered your rating for us to a 1. Not much we can do about either. Best of luck to you.
Title: Re: jennifers review thread
Post by: quinone on December 12, 2012, 05:58 am
Just wanted to throw my two cent's in here cuz i'm sorta floored by some of the things both you guys did.  Call me a troll :P but just discussion ...

kzwb it's REALLY rude and very challenging when user's change their feedback to a 1 BEFORE resolving the situation with the vendor ... COMPLETELY.  It can stall someone's business instantly, before the vendor even had a chance to rectify it.

Ladies, saying "VERY NICELY (don't forget to apologize!)" is a pretty pretentious approach, and it's definitely how you'd go about pushing someones buttons to get a hostile response in what seems to be an intentional way.  Maybe there's a history of msgs between the two of you that hasn't been released/discussed (and it shouldn't), and maybe in those msg'g he was a prick to you, but from reading that reply from a neutral starting point it's just my opinion but I think it's a bit over the line abrasive and there's some unnecessarily facetious remarks in there ('Fun Fact ....') that wasn't an appropriate professional business way of telling him most Aussies don't get refunds from vendors.  It might all come down to what he said to you in his past msgs, but he'd have had to have been a really really big dick IMO to justify a business response like the one you gave him.  Tensions are already running high at 35 day's and asking him to wait another 10 ... well you shouldn't expect a completely calm and sober response from the buyer.  I'd have expressed some discontent and anger to you for asking another 10 days after 35 day's if it were me, but again it all comes down to what he said to you in those 35 day's.

If you were being a dick, or pushy to them during the time up until that 35th day, do you blame them for finally responding to you in an angry manner kzwb?  Perhap's they were trying to show you what it's like to have to read a pushy and rude message, or worse yet, several rude msgs, and having to keep professional while being harassed.  If you were kind to them the whole time, well then my above statement stands, but if you were rude in every message you sent them, we all have a breaking point and you probably were a mile past their's when they gave you that reply.

Also kzwb we don't think or CARE if they're women.  I joke around with them about making a polygamist religion so it's legal (:P), but that's just through our benign non-business related discussions.  When I ordered from them I didn't care if they're men, women or goblin's, just that they're professional, prompt and produce quality services and product.  I think most buyer's would agree, the vendors sex doesn't matter, their attitude and services do.

I'm sorry ladies and kzwb for making such a deeply analytical assessment of you both when I don't know the entire dialogue between you two from day one.  I just have never seen them (jennifers) talk in such a way, so there must have been a reason, and all I can think is that it's because you were rude to them from day one and just expected that they'd continuously be patient with you no matter what just because they were a vendor.  There's been a lot of frustration amongst many vendor's (I hold back from saying the 'vendor community' because I don't purport to speak on every vendor's behalf) at the dichotomy of expectations between buyers and vendors.  Buyers should treat vendors with the same amount of respect and patience that they expect to receive from the vendor, but many don't.  Many buyers expect that just because they are vendor's the buyer is entitled to act in whatever manner they want and that's just not how it should be and isn't fair to the vendor at all.
Title: Re: jennifers review thread
Post by: jennifers on December 12, 2012, 06:23 am
quinone- it's a) that kzwb caught us at a particularly pissy moment & b) that he was behaving like he wanted a fight- had he not started the discussion by literally damaging our business we'd have bent over backward to make it right, like we always do.

We've been getting some rather demanding people asking us particularly annoying things lately (remember the guy who was stalking us / was probably a cop who wanted to meet us?), and we're ALWAYS nice. Having this guy come out swinging... felt like a slap in the face.

Also, quinone, you're right. kzwb- I'm really sorry I blew up at you. You sucked at just the wrong instant and got run over as a result. Our bad.
Title: Re: jennifers review thread
Post by: quinone on December 12, 2012, 06:36 am
As I said, I'm sorry to have stuck my nose in your business, but yeah I was floored because like you guys just said "we're ALWAYS nice" and i've never seen otherwise until reading that msg :P

Never meant to put you on the spot to apologize to him or anything, but will give you prop's, takes a real wo(man) to apologize.

At any rate, I hope you two work everything out somehow at the end of the day.
Title: Re: jennifers review thread
Post by: kzwb on December 12, 2012, 07:52 am
changed my feedback to 5/5
I'm sorry too.
Shouldn't have pulled the shit I did.

I have had transactions with this seller before and it was great.
will count my losses.

will probably buy again to be honest.
Title: Re: jennifers review thread
Post by: quinone on December 12, 2012, 09:56 am
*Passes peace pipe around*

Glad you worked it out :)
Title: Re: jennifers review thread
Post by: latitude05 on December 12, 2012, 11:20 pm
Quick question : what service do you use to send package .. you all provided tracking but the site ask that .. please pm me about what I should put in the Service used column or just reply.

THanks
Title: Re: jennifers review thread
Post by: jennifers on December 13, 2012, 12:08 am
quinone you're a genius.

latitude05 not sure what you mean.
Title: Re: jennifers review thread
Post by: quinone on December 13, 2012, 07:31 am
quinone you're a genius.

latitude05 not sure what you mean.

Almost ... but not quite :P  But then again I think IQ of 153 falls in the 'genius' label, but that was a long ass time ago and i'd prolly score like a 130 now haha.

I think he means what carrier do you use to ship with, but I could be mistaken.
Title: Re: jennifers review thread
Post by: jennifers on December 13, 2012, 08:09 am
Lithuanian Post.

You're totally our Scrabble nightmare. :)
Title: Re: jennifers review thread
Post by: quinone on December 13, 2012, 10:05 am
Lithuanian Post.

You're totally our Scrabble nightmare. :)

HAHA, funny thing is that I SUCK at that game lol.
Title: Re: jennifers review thread
Post by: latitude05 on December 19, 2012, 08:58 pm
Placed my order around 9 days ago .  :D

Hopefully it will come in the next day or two , says that's its preparing for shipment from post in us checked it from friends computer.

Curious :
Anyone have an estimate on how long it takes once tracking shows this ?
& if anyone didn't have to sign for packages , is it a case by case basis or everyone has been having to ?

Thanks happy holidays

Title: Re: jennifers review thread
Post by: haywood on December 24, 2012, 08:28 pm
Long time Silk Roader, first forum post.  I just have to say, the Jennifers rock!  I got my 200 ml in 14 days to west coast US.  Superb stealth, quality, and service.  The jennifers have earned a life-long customer.  They even included an additional Christmas gift . . . I am a happy camper!  I will order another 500 ml soon! :)
Title: Re: jennifers review thread
Post by: jennifers on December 28, 2012, 06:59 pm
Hey everyone!

We're still on vacation but wanted to check in. Judging by escrow, pretty much everyone has gotten their stocking stuffers and are ready to get fucked way up on NYE.

Be careful out there. We'll be back in 2013.

Happy new year!

xoxox
~jennifers~
Title: Re: jennifers review thread
Post by: quinone on December 29, 2012, 02:26 am
Hey everyone!

We're still on vacation but wanted to check in. Judging by escrow, pretty much everyone has gotten their stocking stuffers and are ready to get fucked way up on NYE.

Be careful out there. We'll be back in 2013.

Happy new year!

xoxox
~jennifers~

HEY !

Where's my stocking stuffer !?!

I don't even care if it's coal, just as long as it's a piece of coal that's absorbed as much GBL as it can :P
Title: Re: jennifers review thread
Post by: energyimport on January 01, 2013, 02:50 am
Its about time for me to order again from you. Im about at the last of my two bottles I love this stuff and so does the people in my area!
Title: Re: jennifers review thread
Post by: reduxredox on January 01, 2013, 04:44 am
Jennifers are awesome! Great customer service, prompt communication and shipping, and I recieved my product in North America within two weeks of finalizing early! Upon lab testing Jennifers' product proved to be the 99.99% pure gbl as advertised. It is good to see that trustworthy, reliable, and most of all _responsible business practices still exist in the black market.
I will definitely be ordering again soon and many times in the future! Thanks Jennifers for helping us to fight the good fight against the war on drugs!
Title: Re: jennifers review thread
Post by: jennifers on January 02, 2013, 10:50 pm
Hey guys!

We're back and ready to kick ass. We are extending the holiday sale- everything is still 20-25% off!

Will have new pics up in a couple weeks since we got hit by the quickbuy asshole.

Also our other jobs are really busy since we are just getting back so dont be alarmed if replies to messages take a coiple days.

Happy new year! Lets get wasted!

xoxox
~jennifers~
Title: Re: jennifers review thread
Post by: BlueGiraffe on January 03, 2013, 11:12 pm
Maybe I could say something about GHB per se. This is unique drug, I always having fun when I take it, but not only that, this is therapeutic substance, which helps different kinds of people with different kinds of problems. I suggest you to read materials like this:
http://feedback2wk.tripod.com/GHBmolecule.html
http://fr0gman.wordpress.com/discover-the-regenerative-effects-of-ghb-the-elixir-of-life/
There is also a good book "GHB: The Natural Mood Enhancer", but it's only on paper.
Let's take for example asthenic type. If you came in the Internet as far as Silk Road  you might be nerdy, asthenic, weakly-socialized guy. When you should try GHB, it could help you not only overcome shyness in communication, but also to improve sleep, became more energetic, robust and build muscles, if you will train. Yes, GHB is also effective and harmless anabolic, but it won't help if you just will just sit on the sofa.

Great post and thanks for the wordpress link - not read that article before - very good!
Title: Re: jennifers review thread
Post by: gambino on January 04, 2013, 11:50 am
Welcome back and happy new year.  I may pickup some more up very soon.
Title: Re: jennifers review thread
Post by: jennifers on January 05, 2013, 01:36 am
Gambino: I hope you do!

Energyimport: so glad people are loving it!

Reduxredox: thank you so, so much for the kind words. We try really hard to be the best! And maybe we almost succeed?

Bluegiraffe: it's a really good resource! GHB is an awesome drug. It's really fortunate that it's super easy to make with readily available ingredients once you get GBL! All you really need is a stovetop and a glass saucepan. And making it is easily cheaper than buying it by an order of magnitude.
Title: Re: jennifers review thread
Post by: latitude05 on January 11, 2013, 03:42 am
1st and foremost Jennifers is awesome at communication and the product speaks for itself.

1) Has anyone had any issues when ordering liters verse a small amount ?
---- I would assume that it would be alot more heavier and harder to conceal than a 500ml order

2) The receipt my friend had involved using hydrocloric and ph strips to test the level and turned out to work but was really salty.. has anyone used the receip they used and was it really salty ?

Please let me know ,
Title: Re: jennifers review thread
Post by: jennifers on January 11, 2013, 04:29 am
FYI (and please everyone jump in here with your experiences), we never send more than 2L at a time in a package. Over that and people seem to have problems. So for example if you order 10L it'll be 5 shipments sent all to the same place or to several addresses either all at the same time or all at once.

Again, please people jump in. We've had almost perfect success rates. :)
Title: Re: jennifers review thread
Post by: HaveANiceDay on January 11, 2013, 11:46 am
JenniferS service is excellent, good communication too for a busy vendor.

** You guys have any updates on the ETA right now? It's busy this time of year Late Dec. - Early Jan.
seems like orders were about ~9 days back in November, any Jan. thoughts?

Title: Re: jennifers review thread
Post by: jennifers on January 11, 2013, 04:31 pm
No clue. The mail is a fickle thing, like the weather. :(
Title: Re: jennifers review thread
Post by: sbmafia on January 15, 2013, 01:55 pm
hey hey hey girlfriennds
Title: Re: jennifers review thread
Post by: latitude05 on January 16, 2013, 10:37 pm
I placed an order after the vacation period and sent them a message on a couple of questions ..

Anyone place an order on Tuesday ?  It shows processing , last time it was in transit in like 6 hours really fast ....

Hope everything is ok with them usually they respond SUPER FAST...

let me know
Title: Re: jennifers review thread
Post by: jennifers on January 17, 2013, 08:37 pm
Sorry- just got back from vacation and was totally backlogged. All's well, everything is in transit. I just didn't want to mark things as in transit unless they were in the mail. :)
Title: Re: jennifers review thread
Post by: jennifers on January 22, 2013, 03:27 am
FYI we ran out of bottles for 100ml orders and our manufacturer we were receiving from is permanently out of stock. We are looking for a new supplier. Meantime the smallest orders we can get out is 200ml.

xoxox
Title: Re: jennifers review thread
Post by: Soh Krates on January 22, 2013, 07:09 am
Have bought from jennifers before and everything went great; not so much this next time though.

- Ordered over 3 months ago minimum, maybe more, it's been dragging on so I've lost track of dates.
- Unlike the first time, no tracking information was provided. I queried this by PM but was told it was lost, they weren't able to find it. But given the first successful order I was okay with that and just hoped for the best
- After about 1.5 months nothing had arrived, was told to wait some more, so I did.
- After 2.5 months in late Dec I PM'd again to let them know it's still not here, was told they're on vacation until Jan 15 and to talk about it then
- Have PM'd a week ago on the 15th for an update and haven't received any reply since

Haven't received any sort of apology at all for the wait or for the lack of tracking info.
I've tried not to be 'annoying' as your sellers page instructs jennifers :P Just please let me know what's going on..
Title: Re: jennifers review thread
Post by: jennifers on January 22, 2013, 04:42 pm
B****99?
Title: Re: jennifers review thread
Post by: jennifers on January 23, 2013, 04:51 pm
It looks like we'll have 1,4 B, some benzos, viagra/cialis, and steroids in.

Question: is SR already too flooded with these? Is it worth our jumping in?

(And yes, I know 1,4B is gross, but people have ASKED us for it, and who are we to deny the masses?)
Title: Re: jennifers review thread
Post by: quinone on January 23, 2013, 11:29 pm
It looks like we'll have 1,4 B, some benzos, viagra/cialis, and steroids in.

Question: is SR already too flooded with these? Is it worth our jumping in?

(And yes, I know 1,4B is gross, but people have ASKED us for it, and who are we to deny the masses?)

Please don't bring 1,4 B here ladies :(.  Tell those that asked to read a  book about why they're consuming something so dumb maybe? :/

There is a flood of viagra/cialis, its so easy to get off the actual real legit online pharmacies for I think it was $0.88 each when I sold them.  Never tried them myself, but others seemed to love them. 
I'm not bragging, I never tried them cuz i've never had a gf, never had sex in over a decade and the only thing I want in life over anything and everything is to hold a woman in my arms.  Don't care about if my dick get's hard :(

I despise steroids so have only glanced at the categories, but there seem to be quite a lot of vendors of quite a lot of products, but I dunno what is actually in demand in the steroid world, you'd have to get in touch with the steroid users I guess.
Title: Re: jennifers review thread
Post by: n0n00dz4u on January 23, 2013, 11:32 pm
I think its hilarious :D
Title: Re: jennifers review thread
Post by: oxa101 on January 28, 2013, 06:22 am
It looks like we'll have 1,4 B, some benzos, viagra/cialis, and steroids in.

Question: is SR already too flooded with these? Is it worth our jumping in?

(And yes, I know 1,4B is gross, but people have ASKED us for it, and who are we to deny the masses?)

Please don't bring 1,4 B here ladies :(.  Tell those that asked to read a  book about why they're consuming something so dumb maybe? :/

There is a flood of viagra/cialis, its so easy to get off the actual real legit online pharmacies for I think it was $0.88 each when I sold them.  Never tried them myself, but others seemed to love them. 
I'm not bragging, I never tried them cuz i've never had a gf, never had sex in over a decade and the only thing I want in life over anything and everything is to hold a woman in my arms.  Don't care about if my dick get's hard :(

I despise steroids so have only glanced at the categories, but there seem to be quite a lot of vendors of quite a lot of products, but I dunno what is actually in demand in the steroid world, you'd have to get in touch with the steroid users I guess.

I'm with Quinone on the 1, 4B....don't understand why anyone would want that?  Instead of 1, 4B maybe consider offering converted, potent GHB powder.  This would be much easier to send in bulk amounts and I'm sure there would be many eager to get this at a low price.  I'm probably going to convert the GHB that I have left into powder myself as many seem to fear liquid in the mail.  Powder is just so much easier to conceal and ship. 

I do know something about Steroids, Cialis and Viagra and there is absolutely no shortage of it in the USA.  I would focus on some rarer items that aren't currently on SR or any of the MANY bodybuilding boards.  For instance....pure Phentermine Powder.  I've personally been searching for that one for months without any luck.  Actually any raw, pure powder forms of the popular "Medication"  pills sold on SR (Oxycodone, D-amphetamine, etc),  would be something different and should sell very well.  Items such as 2C-B and some of the RC's like 5-Meo-Mipt, etc would likely be good sellers.   If you could offer these at good prices, you'd pull in a lot of BIG buyers as well.  I recommend looking around at what others are selling and try to find what others can't seem to offer at a good price.   Oh....and if you DO happen to secure a source for high-quality Phentermine Powder PLEASE contact me!:)
Title: Re: jennifers review thread
Post by: n0n00dz4u on January 28, 2013, 06:25 am
Yeah I think the appeal of 1,4b is the bulk pricing idiot.

After all that crap it really sounds like you don't know anything about drugs.
Title: Re: jennifers review thread
Post by: jennifers on January 28, 2013, 11:31 pm
oxa101 message me on SR.
Title: Re: jennifers review thread
Post by: energyimport on January 29, 2013, 12:28 am
Have bought from jennifers before and everything went great; not so much this next time though.

- Ordered over 3 months ago minimum, maybe more, it's been dragging on so I've lost track of dates.
- Unlike the first time, no tracking information was provided. I queried this by PM but was told it was lost, they weren't able to find it. But given the first successful order I was okay with that and just hoped for the best
- After about 1.5 months nothing had arrived, was told to wait some more, so I did.
- After 2.5 months in late Dec I PM'd again to let them know it's still not here, was told they're on vacation until Jan 15 and to talk about it then
- Have PM'd a week ago on the 15th for an update and haven't received any reply since

Sucks that your having issues. I have dealt with them before and it always has been fantastic, even to this day if I have question about conversions, dosage, etc they will reply to me with in a few days.

Just give it some time. Prob just really busy at the moment,

Good Luck

Haven't received any sort of apology at all for the wait or for the lack of tracking info.
I've tried not to be 'annoying' as your sellers page instructs jennifers :P Just please let me know what's going on..
Title: Re: jennifers review thread
Post by: jennifers on January 29, 2013, 01:29 am
Thanks energyimport!

Soh Krates- I don't know who you are - I assume you're using a different name on the forums than on SR, and I think we've solved your issues, but I'd love to hear from you here. And if you are who I think you are, you actually did get an apology: the minute I realized I couldn't find your tracking I said I was sorry.

I have stopped giving tracking information unless it is specifically asked for. I get tracking for all orders (unless the customer requests no track), but everyone starts freaking out the second it hits customs so it's really better this way. In your case, I'm really sorry I lost the tracking number.

As for when I was on vacation... well, I was on vacation!
Title: Re: jennifers review thread
Post by: latitude05 on February 06, 2013, 04:50 pm
Curious if anyone has noticed a change of the appearance of the chemical , the first couple of times i ordered it was clear and the odor was not too distinct , the last time i ordered the stuff was cloudy and when cooking it....it seemed to be different ...all worked out fine in the end just curious if there was a change of supplier recently ?

Also I am curious what the yield of GHB would be from a liter of GBL ?  I think I have gotten 100 ounces of GHB from 1 liter of GBL but it was strong , what would you say the typical yield of this unit conversion would be ?
Title: Re: jennifers review thread
Post by: jennifers on February 09, 2013, 04:22 pm
Soh Krates: did your situation get fixed? You haven't updated and I think everyone is currently happy...

I just wanted to let everyone know that my "sale" January prices are now my permanent prices. Happy February!

And because a) business has slowed down a bunch post NYE and b) I'm really excited about hitting the 300 sales mark (I'll finally be big leagues!). I'm going to be announcing even deeper discounts sometime this week.

xoxox
~jennifers~
Title: Re: jennifers review thread
Post by: latitude05 on February 10, 2013, 04:43 am
Excited to say that Jennifer so far has been great with communication...I am excited to get my order and seeking a good relationship in the future .

Most vendors take days to communicate with them it like 24 hours ...Excited to receive my next order hopefully it will get here before my rent is due ...in three weeks :(
Title: Re: jennifers review thread
Post by: latitude05 on February 10, 2013, 08:00 pm

Jennifers :;

if you could get pressed pills mdma good quality for really cheap 3-4 a pill retail that would be solid....

Supertrips is making a killing at  price and quality ...someone , anyone could step in and take a big chuck of business because his reviews are all over the place with people not getting shipments and everything ..wish a new vendor could step in and take half the load off him because it looks like he is ballin out of control .....100's of shipments each day.
Title: Re: jennifers review thread
Post by: jennifers on February 11, 2013, 04:19 pm
There was a moment when we thought we were going to be able to but the supply was actually pretty crap. We're still looking. :)
Title: Re: jennifers review thread
Post by: jennifers on February 12, 2013, 01:37 am
News!

10% off our 25% of prices for (at least, maybe a little longer) Valentine's week!

Also we're pricing out Thai stick & mushrooms! More on that soon!

Happy Valentine's Day!

xoxox
~jennifers~
Title: Re: jennifers review thread
Post by: latitude05 on February 13, 2013, 01:20 am
Has anyone had any issues with tracking from Thailand ?   Please advise

Going to be homeless here in about a couple weeks if nothing happens
Title: Re: jennifers review thread
Post by: latitude05 on February 13, 2013, 11:08 pm
God grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change; courage to change the things I can; and wisdom to know the difference

Homeless ..... here I come
Title: Re: jennifers review thread
Post by: jennifers on February 14, 2013, 02:17 am
You're going to be FINE.
Title: Re: jennifers review thread
Post by: 7893456 on February 14, 2013, 09:57 am
Ordered and shipped 1/16, arrived today 2/14 to west coast. USA. So about a month, faster than I expected.

I will be checking out the product 'morrow and will update (assuming I still have 50 posts).  Then of course I'll order more. Hopefully I'll catch the sale thats running, 500ml for $140+shipping seems like quite a steal!

[Edit: I've tried the product and could not be more satisfied.  The packaging is very interesting, not exactly what I would think of when sending packages overseas but keeping things in plain site makes a lot of sense when shipping a product like this.

As far as I can tell the product is indeed GBL, dosages are much less "linear" for the lack of a better word than what I had experienced with GHB. Of course it's one simple step to get to GHB, something I plan to do before getting too deep into this supply.

Hopefully I can get an order in later today when SR is back up, slept so well yesterday that I couldn't imagine needing anymore than 100ml for the next couple months.  But I know I'll probably burn through the 100ml before another 30 day shipping cycle, so I better order soon. /edit]

Hope to do some chemistry with this batch, although I only have 100mL.  Will have to see how the GBL agrees with me, my stomach is usually very strong, though extreme/large doses of GHB 5g+ tend to put me on the bathroom floor near to the toliet as possible. I'l be titrating does appropriately of course, my collection of 1mL graduated droppers have been taken out of storage. Ordering some NaOH seems odd, I'll probably go and buy it AFK at the local chemistry hobbyist joint, just need to read up on pretzel making in case small talk turns to shop talk. Not that they gave a hoot last time I was in there, buying innocous things like beakers and eye droppers.

Question for anyone who made it this far: Do instructions on previous pages scale down to... like 50mL ?  Been a while since I read through the thread, will obviously read every piece of information possible before dosing or mixing it up with Lye(food grade of course).

Thanks Jennifers, hope SR is treating you well!
-7893456, finally going to get some proper sleep and a milder intoxicant for those days without his DoC
Title: Re: jennifers review thread
Post by: jennifers on February 21, 2013, 06:43 am
Thanks so much for the kind words!

We hope you're sleeping well/having fun/being safe!

Title: Re: jennifers review thread
Post by: jennifers on February 25, 2013, 08:45 pm
Hey, guys!

Wanted to let you know that we are now offering express shipping as well as registered shipping. It's a little more expensive, but it's a whole lot faster.

Also we're discontinuing 200ml orders for a little while- we just put in a new order for more bottles, they should be in in a few weeks.

xoxox
~jennifers~
Title: Re: jennifers review thread
Post by: energyimport on February 27, 2013, 07:37 pm
Hello,

Just wondering  about shelf life. I had put the GBL in a small bottles 1 part G 3 parts water they have been sitting for a about 3 months now.  Is it stilll safe to take. I assume so.

I Just got excited when I got it and dosed them out on single serve vials sold a bunch took a bunch then put it away for a while.  Now I have some people wanting more should I give em the stuff thats been sitting or should I make fresh ones and ditch the old? I dont think it would make any difference just want to be sure.
Title: Re: jennifers review thread
Post by: jennifers on February 27, 2013, 08:44 pm
It should be fine. We usually recommend that you keep your liquid G in a glass container in the fridge- but as long as you're pH neutral I can't see any problem with serving it to your friends as-is.

Title: Re: jennifers review thread
Post by: latitude05 on March 05, 2013, 03:07 am
 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8)
Hello everyone, now that i have your attention <welcome to airflight  GBL aslo known as  heaven Jennifers>

I placed an order and after a rocky start and almost loosing my confidence , they picked it up and fucking slam that shit down like Micheal Jordan in the playoffs .

Anyways, Bottom line is that I was kind of an asshole through the process because of some issues at the start but everything got cleared up and they answered ever message I sent to them almost 24 hours.

This vendor is as on point , order with confidence and you wont be disappointed........

Product A+
Shipping time , usually A+ , but this time C
Communication A++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Packaging A+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++


<high fucking five>

 
Title: Re: jennifers review thread
Post by: _Bhuddalicious on March 06, 2013, 03:05 am
You couldn't ask for more in a vendor!! With the jennifers I feel confident I will not be let down. They run their business well... Communication, quality product, shipping, and price all at their best.
Title: Re: jennifers review thread
Post by: Jade on March 22, 2013, 07:10 am
Got my first order from them in under 2 weeks, and I can definitely say this GBL is great quality (unlike that chinese gbl going around  :P). Definitely the best GBL seller around, I'd buy with confidence if you're looking for good product and reliable service.

I made a second order last week, waiting on it to arrive now :), and I will definitely be buying from them again.
Title: Re: jennifers review thread
Post by: Jade on March 26, 2013, 02:34 pm
Well I just received my second order. I'm still very surprised 2 out of 2 orders made it through canadian customs without any seizure or package being opened. This is the first vendor that ships GBL properly.

It was shipped using registered mail and arrived after about 14 days.
Title: Re: jennifers review thread
Post by: Mr. Fluffles Schrodinger on April 04, 2013, 09:46 pm
Well I just received my second order. I'm still very surprised 2 out of 2 orders made it through canadian customs without any seizure or package being opened. This is the first vendor that ships GBL properly.

It was shipped using registered mail and arrived after about 14 days.

Informative posts are useful. +1!

  Been debating business with jennifers since I joined the road--holy hell, almost a year ago?!-- but don't usually do international(with 2 exceptions since I've been here), think I may go ahead and take the plunge as my local guy has started to suck major donkey bawls and doesn't seem to care about quality anymore.
Title: Re: jennifers review thread
Post by: Jade on April 04, 2013, 09:56 pm
Well I just received my second order. I'm still very surprised 2 out of 2 orders made it through canadian customs without any seizure or package being opened. This is the first vendor that ships GBL properly.

It was shipped using registered mail and arrived after about 14 days.

Informative posts are useful. +1!

  Been debating business with jennifers since I joined the road--holy hell, almost a year ago?!-- but don't usually do international(with 2 exceptions since I've been here), think I may go ahead and take the plunge as my local guy has started to suck major donkey bawls and doesn't seem to care about quality anymore.

Thanks!

I'd also like to add, I ended up getting a third jug from them and it just passed customs, currently waiting on it to reach my house, but it's definitely coming. (Used EMS this time, it's been ~8 days since I made the order)
Title: Re: jennifers review thread
Post by: jennifers on April 12, 2013, 07:56 pm
Hey!

Sorry we haven't been posting lately.

Thanks for the love, everyone!

We just wanted to give you all a heads up on tracking numbers. We keep all our tracking info/zip code reference info (we delete the rest of your address & once you get your tracking number we delete the whole thing) in our tormail account (that way if anything ever happened to our computer, whether LE or a house fire, we can access it anywhere and it'll be safe). However, you may have noticed that tormail has been up & down a whole bunch lately, so you may have to bug us a little bit for your zip codes.

That said, we send them within 24 hours of marking your order as "in transit" (unless you fall into the categories that need to FE, in which case we ship within 24 hours of receiving funds).

We used to give them out automatically, but we found that people tend to track them pretty obsessively, which is bad practice.

That's it for now.

I genuinely hope none of you lost your shirts in the BTC crash this week.

xoxox
~jennifers~
Title: Re: jennifers review thread
Post by: steady01 on April 12, 2013, 08:49 pm
I did a 50ml GBL-GHB conversion & it was the tits. My only problem is all my friends are drunks so they can't enjoy the stuff. 100ml of GBL goes a long way in my neighborhood.
Title: Re: jennifers review thread
Post by: jennifers on April 13, 2013, 08:50 pm
Such a shame. They're missing out slash they'll NEVER be skinny.  8)
Title: Re: jennifers review thread
Post by: jennifers on June 05, 2013, 08:38 am
June sale!

15% off of everything in stock + our conversion & party info for free!

People wanting 5L & up message us for even deeper discounts.

xoxox
~jennifers~
Title: Re: jennifers review thread
Post by: Widd3rshins on June 10, 2013, 03:24 pm
Hey Jennifers, could you check your inbox for me?  Its been over 3 days, just wonderin where you went since offering this sale...... sorry im super impatient (well, only when I have to FE)  ;)   

Title: Re: jennifers review thread
Post by: Widd3rshins on June 14, 2013, 12:38 am
Here is my review for 1L of GBL!  (Express shipping to US)

I ordered from Jennifers because the domestic price for GHB on the road is INSANE!  Why so expensive...shit is so cheap. 

Anyways, so I searched internationally and went with Jennifers and am very pleased I did!

I finalized early for a 1L shipment and didnt get scammed, what a miracle!  Ive had that happen twice with International vendors, but Jennifers had a really good presence on the forums, so I took the plunge and am glad.

Shipping (5/5):   
Once out of Thailand, the shipping was 8 days. I'd say Express shipping is definitely worth it.  There was a fuck up with my post office, they didnt leave a slip or it blew away when they tried to deliver it.  Had to go and pick it up.  No fault of the vendor, my local USPS SUCKS!!!


Communication(5/5): 
I'm glad I messaged the vendor when I did, I was 1 day away from them sending it back to sender  :o  Again, not the vendors fault, but communication was somewhat slow.  We are talking Thailand to US though, this is probably normal communication from 2 opposite time zones!  But Jennifers was great throughout, her advice help me track down where the package was since I didnt have a slip.


Product(5/5):  I've never had pure GBL before, only very good GHB from a domestic vendor who no longer exists.  But 1.5ml of this stuff had me on the floor rolling around with my kittens screaming and laughing menically....Yeah so I'd say based off my experience it's good stuff  ;)   Going to "Cook" it into GHB this weekend though, GBL is FOUL.  I can see why it's a solvent...

Yeah this is so long winded cause I'm dosed up right now.    ;D


Title: Re: jennifers review thread
Post by: jaria8 on June 14, 2013, 12:59 am
Hi everyone,
I bought from jennifers a few months ago and never posted a review, so here it is. I ordered the 200 ml of GBL back in February (I can pull out the exact dates if anyone would prefer). Shipping took roughly a month to the us. Reading review threads I knew this going in, though. I finalized early once the normal shipping time ran out because they're a very trusted vendor. They sent me the gbl->ghb recipe for finalizing early. Everything came fine.

I drank the GBL for about two months (until May) and can say that it's very legit and powerful. Always measure the dose, never just eyeball. I switched it over to ghb in May using their recipe. The ghb is muuuuuuuch more enjoyable than GBL. I will probably never drink GBL again. I even messed up their recipe due to faulty pH strips, so I ended up with a largely ghb/somewhat GBL combo probably. It's still better than straight GBL.
If anyone has any questions or wants more details let me know.
Jaria
Title: Re: jennifers review thread
Post by: pillbuyer on June 24, 2013, 11:16 pm
Ordered some GBL from them!
Will update once arrives.

Also, can anyone tell me how her GBL tastes? Because i tried some GBL from SR  (another vendor) and it had a disgusting salty water taste, so i just wanted to know if jennifers GBL taste is somewhat different/better than that.

Thanks.
Title: Re: jennifers review thread
Post by: psyfiend on July 01, 2013, 05:59 am
Ordered some GBL from them!
Will update once arrives.

Also, can anyone tell me how her GBL tastes? Because i tried some GBL from SR  (another vendor) and it had a disgusting salty water taste, so i just wanted to know if jennifers GBL taste is somewhat different/better than that.

Thanks.

GBL doesn't have a salty taste at all, it tastes extremely "chemical" and burns your mouth if not mixed with something else. GHB on the other hand, is extremely salty. If what you're drinking has a salty taste, it's probably GHB and it's completely normal.
Title: Re: jennifers review thread
Post by: jennifers on July 11, 2013, 09:06 pm
Hey, guys!

Just wanted to start having a forum presence again. I was getting lazy just cold enjoying the orders that came in through the main site!

I love you all, still kicking ass for you. Thanks for the kind words.

xoxox
~jennifers~
Title: Re: jennifers review thread
Post by: energyimport on July 17, 2013, 06:20 pm
Hey! Im finally out and its time for me to stock back up! I'll shoot you a message on the road.
Title: Re: jennifers review thread
Post by: pillbuyer on July 19, 2013, 06:32 am
Jennifers please check your PMs on the road.
Cant wait to test your GBL.
Title: Re: jennifers review thread
Post by: energyimport on July 20, 2013, 12:32 am
Jennifers please check your PMs on the road.
Cant wait to test your GBL.

Dtto
Title: Re: jennifers review thread
Post by: pillbuyer on July 23, 2013, 04:08 am
Not sure whats goin on with this seller. He/she seemed legit. I ordered some GBL from him/her, and before doing this, i sent him a PM and we both agreed that the package would be sent using regular mail (not ems because most of the ems gets held by customs down here [somewhere in southamerica]) I also stated this when i place my order, below my address and all that stuff. 20 days later i receive a love letter from customs telling me that i got an ems package from thailand waiting for me in their offices. I took a pic of the love letter and sent it to the seller. He offered a refund at first but i asked for a reship since i was really interested in testing his/her product. This message was sent 7 days ago and still, i have no response from the seller. The resolution is about to expire (and the seller didnt event accept a 10 days extensions that i proposed, but now i replaced for a 100% refund since he/she never replied me back/accepted this extension after 7 days, even a bit more), so, since the seller didnt respond to my messages im working to get a 100% refund. Will let you know what happens.

Very dissapointed with jenniffers.
Title: Re: jennifers review thread
Post by: Jenso on July 26, 2013, 06:44 am
...damn. all that sucks to hear, & I had just started looking into this vendor too :(

@pillbuyer: a +1 to try and keep hope alive for ya  ;). PM me if you receive or not.
Title: Re: jennifers review thread
Post by: jennifers on July 30, 2013, 07:12 pm
Oh my god, guys.

I'm not a scammer. Jesus. That's ridiculous. Do you know how low volume of a vendor I am? I'm not going to cut and run with a few hundred dollars. Just because someone with under 60 posts says a person with a year as a vendor on the Road has turned shouldn't make you start to mourn. It should make you call them a moron (hay kgriffey, I have no idea what your SR username is, but it is either different than your forum name your you're a liar).

As for pillbuyer, a few things:
1. I had never shipped to your country before. You asked for "normal mail" to it. I tried the best I could.
2. The fact that I didn't accept the resolution shows a pretty clear case of human error. It would be ridiculous to not accept and get more time to fix the problem, or even better, to only have to give you a 50% refund as per my terms.
3. You got a 100% refund! And your customs didn't care! And as soon as I realized what had happened I contacted you to apologize because I felt terrible about it. And I still do.
4. You gave me a 2/5. Child, I've seen people get 5/5 for selling clearly fake cocaine. I'm trying, and am good at what I do.

I had some personal issues that kept me from replying to messages for a few days. Life happens. I'm on top of everything, anyone who needs a tracking number is welcome to ask for one, and everything is fine.


Title: Re: jennifers review thread
Post by: jennifers on August 01, 2013, 01:24 am
Dude. You're making HUGE assumptions. Like that I bank in Thailand. Do you shit where YOU eat?

Probably, actually.

Also feel free to try to develop a better grasp of Bitcoins. It's not like I'm getting them mailed to my house. You think my bank account knows where my money is coming from?

Anyway I STILL don't know who you are on SR. And when I do, you can assume, at this point, that I'm going to be less than civil.
Title: Re: jennifers review thread
Post by: kgriffey on August 01, 2013, 04:59 am
You respond with my comments with disrespected comments saying that I shit where I eat ... I guess its true what they say that you treat your customers just like you do on the forums with upper most disrespect... Have a nice life have fun with my money its a sad day that I lost it but my fault for FE.


Dont FE early  - Thailand is going to be toast soon....

http://www.cnbc.com/id/100923551
Title: Re: jennifers review thread
Post by: energyimport on August 01, 2013, 07:33 am
You respond with my comments with disrespected comments saying that I shit where I eat ... I guess its true what they say that you treat your customers just like you do on the forums with upper most disrespect... Have a nice life have fun with my money its a sad day that I lost it but my fault for FE.


Dont FE early  - Thailand is going to be toast soon....

http://www.cnbc.com/id/100923551

Here is my 2 cents every transactions I have done with Jenny has been 5 stars all the way, mind you my last transaction was a few months ago. Howver with this whole Thiland banning bitcoins there are so many ways to get around it and to say since something is ban it will cease to exist is like saying oh drugs are illegal so we cant get them any more....obviously thats not true.

With all that being said I will say I wanted to place an order and then noticed some uncertainty about it. I'm not sold on the idea that jenny has turned scam it wouldnt add up.

Ill wait a week or so but if things seems legit im willing to risk some cash (within escrow) for product. Jennifer has never done me wrong and 9 times out of 10 (with this recent hicup) has responded to all of my message above and beyond. & did everything she could to make sure im happy with what ever transaction happen.

All we can do is wait and see how the cards fall. I feel for you on the fact that you essentially got a shity outcome on your order (idk the details or what really happen its not my business) but call me crazy I'm not ready to give up hope on this vendor.
Title: Re: jennifers review thread
Post by: jennifers on August 01, 2013, 02:46 pm
Hay energyimport!

Really the Thai bitcoin thing is nothing. Look. I don't buy bitcoins (you guys send them to me), and as for selling them for cash, SR vendors have been laundering them since back when the only reason to have them was drug dealing. I honestly couldn't be less concerned.

Also, do you know what else is illegal here? PROSTITUTION. lol.

All escrow/FE rules are the same, prices are not going up, I'm not a scammer, bitcoin is still unregulatable.
Title: Re: jennifers review thread
Post by: jennifers on August 13, 2013, 10:13 pm
IMPORTANT: TO EVERYONE WHO ORDERED IN THE LAST MONTH-

If you got something from me other than what you ordered (or if you didn't receive anything), please read this before you trash my account.

My packers fucked up. The facility where I ship in Thailand ships for a number of people, and so far about four people (but I'm suspecting the number to come in at around a dozen) have either gotten something they hadn't ordered or their tracking number never worked at all.

I am doing my best to fix this situation ASAP. People affected by this will be receiving double their order as an apology from me.

IF YOU NEVER RECEIVED: contact me immediately with your zip code so I can look up your tracking number. If there isn't anything tracking, I will ask you to PGP your mailing address to me and I will get your order out to you by next Tuesday, along with a tracking number and (if you'd like), photographic proof that I am shipping out to you (which will be on a TOR-based site & will be deleted as soon as you tell me you have seen it).

IF YOU RECEIVED SOMETHING OTHER THAN WHAT YOU ORDERED: Same as above, only instead of telling me your zip code, tell me what was in the box. I ask this because I know what was in it, and I need to weed out scammers (not that any of you would scam me).

Please let me fix this before you trash my account. If you already HAVE written a bad review,  please change it so that I can stay in business, and so that my ability to weed out who has and hasn't received won't be compromised.

Unfortunately I cannot offer refunds as I do not keep BTC on my SR account, and BTC is almost impossible to acquire here since it is illegal in Thailand.

I love you all, and I'm really sorry this is happening. Please let me make things right.

xoxox
~jennifers~
Title: Re: jennifers review thread
Post by: kgriffey on August 15, 2013, 06:00 am
Interesting .....Who called it .....me and ....who got screwed over ....me ...

Everyone the can by bitcoins online and use wallet they want to keep the money you gave them and send out bad product again or nothing...either way this vendor and HAVING tracking devces on packages is very bad...

DONT ORDER its going to get worse.
Title: Re: jennifers review thread
Post by: anonmanon on August 16, 2013, 01:51 pm
i've also read: Received a sealed package - did not contain what was ordered. Another feedback stated that it was a 'tracking device'. It is not. However, it is not anything of value.

I for one would like to see a picture of this tracking device.
Title: Re: jennifers review thread
Post by: jennifers on August 16, 2013, 04:44 pm
Hey kgriffey! You go on & fuck yourself. I'm not accepting any new orders while I take care of this. I'm not asking for FE or trying to get any more money. By the way you have frightful use of grammar and spelling and your attempts to seem smart to an anonymous forum are kind of sad to watch. If I did fuck you over, I only wish that I could do it again.

anonmanon: the guy who posted that (savant, in case anyone is interested) is totally gangbang bananas, and snapped snapped into a weird, abusive rant over PM because I used quotation marks around the word "order" after I'd asked him to resend me his address so I could offer him a reship. He's obsessed with the idea that he received a tracking device (which isn't, as far as I know, how LE works, especially as there was a tracking NUMBER on the package, which does EXACTLY the same thing). His bs about tormail is a shout-out to BlueGiraffe's recent fuckup, but I barely use tormail, but also whatever. It is, however, my favorite review I have ever received.

Title: Re: jennifers review thread
Post by: Purpletown on August 23, 2013, 08:17 pm
Any word on when you will be accepting new orders?

Edit: Nevermind, just read your vendor page.
Title: Re: jennifers review thread
Post by: anonmanon on September 18, 2013, 04:02 pm
anonmanon

Hey Jennifers, I was curious to know if you knew about your user discussion page found here: http://silkroadvb5piz3r.onion/silkroad/discussion/user/c6222e1c99

There's been a lot of discussion there about you / your product / recent orders, but I've never seen you post there & since it's a newer feature of the road I was thinking maybe you weren't aware of it's existence.