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Title: Felidae Review
Post by: chrispbaconi on August 15, 2012, 08:13 pm
I took the plunge and I placed an order with felidae on latenight sunday night and received the package today on wednesday. Package was professionally packaged "grandma's present" style with funny ass stamps. Product was triple vacuum sealed with bubble wrap which I immediately popped delaying my review. For my sample of 1gm, weight was 1.2g. Smell was definitely good. I would say a cross between pine trees and amazingness. Will combust+vape and will get back on effects. Unfortunately I don't know how to review or if it is even possible to review without finalizing and the seller I guess won't or can't let me finalize before the 17 days. Below is crappy pic.

http://xfq5l5p4g3eyrct7.onion/view.php?image=acddbfe0c8a6d91dcf5b8b9f7c3ac9d4.jpg

-Chris
Title: Re: Felidae Review
Post by: chrispbaconi on August 18, 2012, 02:46 pm
General Sesh Review:

Ladies and gentlemen. I have finally tried smoking felidae's afgoo sample and IT IS THE SHIT. If this fucking forum had a video upload I would be fucking singing my praises literally. I have not been this fucking high since I last visited cali. Definitely POTENT AND medicinal grade. HIGHLY RECOMMENDED. My friend is a heavy smoker and she was so stoned she couldn't stand. I packed 1 bowl of afgoo for 3 ents and was so ridiculously high most likely a [8] I cannot recall and I stopped taking notes when it just body slammed me with highness. Please don't even hesitate to buy this strain from Felidae.

Description of High:
Was smoking with 1 coworker I've never smoked with before and 1 high school friend. With other strains (SOUR) this would've been an awkward sesh with some weird vibes. But with the afgoo, we were so ridiculously high with no negative vibes from being so impressed with the strain. Effects are perhaps typical indica times 100. So however you respond from smoking indica that's how you'll  respond. Times 100. My friend got couchlock and couldn't get up at all. He was like a fucking emperor on his golden throne. He thought if he got up he'd die hahaha. This kid plays way too many videogames.  I'm the type of smoker who analyzes the world and it was amazing. I could figure out the world's problems on turbo.

Positives (from notes while high don't judge): 
1. Time dilation effect: Thought it was an hour in and it had only been 1/2 hour. 2X slowness.
2. Invincibility: neighbor's watching? This is how many fucks I give. He will never get to my level. No negative vibes even when smoking with strangers.
3. Creativity: I'm spitting these analyses out like a motherfucker.
4. Controllability: Still functional but so ridiculously high. I just want to sit down and bum around but I am able to control my couch lock. N (my friend) is so gone. It's painful mentally to resist...but possible to do work. Definitely feel taste enhancement but am not fiendishly seeking out food.
5. Sleepy: So sleepy right now. Bed feels like butter. I'm sinking into the unconscious. I knew i bought those 1000 thread count sheets for something. Wamsutta should be the name of this strain. If I knew I was gunna be this high I would've brought some of that Chinese Boba tea. Damnit.

Negatives:
1. SEVERE DRY MOUTH. NEED slurpeee/smoothie NAO!
2. Length: at 1.5 hours: damn I'm coming down already? I need another bowl.
3. Can't read notes past this stage. Looks like I doodled a dragon.


tl;dr Buy this strain (Afgoo). Look how long this review is. If it sucked, I definitely wouldn't have written all this. Jeezus its been an 1/2 hour.