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Discussion => Newbie discussion => Topic started by: 55378008 on August 29, 2013, 10:06 pm

Title: spam-a-jam
Post by: 55378008 on August 29, 2013, 10:06 pm
jam with the spam jam, space band.
gotta get that 50, cos i'm nifty.
my dads a bit shifty.
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Post by: 55378008 on August 29, 2013, 10:09 pm
im a boobless rudeboy. aint no joke.
I heard your aunt's coming round later?
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Post by: 55378008 on August 29, 2013, 10:14 pm
Where'd you get that hat?
makes you look like Ironside.
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Post by: 55378008 on August 29, 2013, 10:15 pm
in cars.
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Post by: 55378008 on August 29, 2013, 10:16 pm
i was in 'nam.
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Post by: 55378008 on August 29, 2013, 10:17 pm
new legs?
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Post by: 55378008 on August 29, 2013, 10:19 pm
join the spam-a-jam.
we got lots of healthy treats for the kids.
port and cheese for the grown ups.
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Post by: Rusty Blade on August 29, 2013, 10:20 pm
word to your mother
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Post by: Rusty Blade on August 29, 2013, 10:22 pm
down wit it
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Post by: 55378008 on August 29, 2013, 10:22 pm
we built this shitty...
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Post by: Rusty Blade on August 29, 2013, 10:23 pm
Peace! Out!
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Post by: 55378008 on August 29, 2013, 10:25 pm
Mother, There is no other, like mother.
so treat her right.
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Post by: Phlamnot on August 29, 2013, 10:29 pm
everybody get up, it's time to spam now
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Post by: 55378008 on August 29, 2013, 10:29 pm
turnips. badgers. neighbors. good times.
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Post by: 55378008 on August 29, 2013, 10:31 pm
american meats
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Post by: Phlamnot on August 29, 2013, 10:32 pm
we've got to increase our post count
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Post by: Phlamnot on August 29, 2013, 10:33 pm
Welcome to the thread spam
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Post by: Phlamnot on August 29, 2013, 10:34 pm
Here's your chance
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Post by: 55378008 on August 29, 2013, 10:34 pm
this is it. this time i know its the real thong.

oh, wait. these are just regular knickers
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Post by: 55378008 on August 29, 2013, 10:36 pm
harold is dead
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Post by: Phlamnot on August 29, 2013, 10:36 pm
Wear your pants
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Post by: 55378008 on August 29, 2013, 10:38 pm
look at it.
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Post by: Phlamnot on August 29, 2013, 10:39 pm
It's the thread spam
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Post by: 55378008 on August 29, 2013, 10:40 pm
its ridiculous
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Post by: 55378008 on August 29, 2013, 10:41 pm
one1
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Post by: 55378008 on August 29, 2013, 10:42 pm
watch yer backs
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Post by: 55378008 on August 29, 2013, 10:43 pm
woof
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Post by: 55378008 on August 29, 2013, 10:43 pm
yeah son
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Post by: 55378008 on August 29, 2013, 10:44 pm
i aint no joke
yes i am.
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Post by: 55378008 on August 29, 2013, 10:45 pm
no ta bab
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Post by: 55378008 on August 29, 2013, 10:45 pm
who is your daddy
what does he do
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Post by: 55378008 on August 29, 2013, 10:49 pm
in the mood
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Post by: 55378008 on August 29, 2013, 10:50 pm
look out dudley, im comin
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Post by: 55378008 on August 29, 2013, 10:52 pm
yeah boi!
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Post by: 55378008 on August 29, 2013, 10:53 pm
im only doing this to pay my moms orthodontist bills
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Post by: 55378008 on August 29, 2013, 10:54 pm
yeah lad
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Post by: 55378008 on August 29, 2013, 10:57 pm
i eat
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Post by: 55378008 on August 29, 2013, 10:58 pm
my peas
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Post by: 55378008 on August 29, 2013, 10:58 pm
with honey
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Post by: 55378008 on August 29, 2013, 10:59 pm
ive done it
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Post by: 55378008 on August 29, 2013, 11:00 pm
all my life
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Post by: 55378008 on August 29, 2013, 11:00 pm
it makes
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Post by: 55378008 on August 29, 2013, 11:01 pm
the peas
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Post by: 55378008 on August 29, 2013, 11:01 pm
taste funny
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Post by: 55378008 on August 29, 2013, 11:03 pm
but it
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Post by: 55378008 on August 29, 2013, 11:03 pm
keeps them
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Post by: 55378008 on August 29, 2013, 11:04 pm
on the
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Post by: 55378008 on August 29, 2013, 11:06 pm
knife
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Post by: guerrillashaman on August 29, 2013, 11:23 pm
  :D Pea...
NUTS!
Pea..
NUTS!
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Post by: TeamGB on August 29, 2013, 11:56 pm
spam
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Post by: TeamGB on August 29, 2013, 11:57 pm
spam
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Post by: Beelzebubba on August 30, 2013, 12:07 am
Saffron: "On the night of their betrothal, the wife shall open to the man as the furrow to the plow. He shall work in her again and again, 'til she bring him to his full. And rest him then upon the sweat of her breast." Mal: "Whoa - good bible..."
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Post by: Beelzebubba on August 30, 2013, 12:08 am
"`You know they've reintroduced the death penalty for insurance company directors?' `Really?' said Arthur. `No I didn't. For what offence?' Trillian frowned. `What do you mean, offence?' `I see.'" - Evidence that there will be some justice in the Universe eventually.
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Post by: Beelzebubba on August 30, 2013, 12:12 am
"`You know they've reintroduced the death penalty for insurance company directors?' `Really?' said Arthur. `No I didn't. For what offence?' Trillian frowned. `What do you mean, offence?' `I see.'" - Evidence that there will be some justice in the Universe eventually.
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Post by: Beelzebubba on August 30, 2013, 12:14 am
"`A curse,' said Slartibartfast, `which will engulf the Galaxy in fire and destruction, and possibly bring the Universe to a premature doom. I mean it,' he added. `Sounds like a bad time,' said Ford, `with luck I'll be drunk enough not to notice.'" - Ford ensuring everyone knew where his priorities lay.
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Post by: Beelzebubba on August 30, 2013, 12:15 am
"He stood up straight and looked the world squarely in the fields and hills. To add weight to his words he stuck the rabbit bone in his hair. He spread his arms out wide. `I will go mad!' he announced." - Arthur discovering a way of coping with life on Prehistoric Earth.
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Post by: Beelzebubba on August 30, 2013, 12:16 am
"`...and the Universe,' continued the waiter, determined not to be deflected on his home stretch, `will explode later for your pleasure.' Ford's head swivelled slowly towards him. He spoke with feeling. `Wow,' he said, `What sort of drinks do you serve in this place?' The waiter laughed a polite little waiter's laugh. `Ah,' he said, `I think sir has perhaps misunderstood me.' `Oh, I hope not,' breathed Ford." - Ford in paradise.
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Post by: Beelzebubba on August 30, 2013, 12:18 am
"`What's been happening here?' he demanded. `Oh just the nicest things, sir, just the nicest things. can I sit on your lap please?'" "`Colin, I am going to abandon you to your fate.' `I'm so happy.'" "`It will be very, very nasty for you, and that's just too bad. Got it?' `I gurgle with pleasure.'" - Ford and Colin the robot
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Post by: Beelzebubba on August 30, 2013, 12:20 am
Mal: "You got all kinds of learning, and you make me look a fool without even trying, and yet here I am with a gun to your head. That's cause I got people with me, people who trust each other, and do for each other, and ain't always looking for an advantage." Saffron: "Promise me you're going to kill me soon."
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Post by: Beelzebubba on August 30, 2013, 12:24 am
Book: "I brought you some supper but if you'd prefer a lecture, I've a few very catchy ones prepped...sin and hellfire... one has lepers."
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Post by: Beelzebubba on August 30, 2013, 12:27 am
"`You know,' said Arthur, `it's at times like this, when I'm trapped in a Vogon airlock with a man from Betelgeuse, and about to die from asphyxiation in deep space that I really wish I'd listened to what my mother told me when I was young.' `Why, what did she tell you?' `I don't know, I didn't listen.'" - Arthur coping with certain death as best as he could.
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Post by: Beelzebubba on August 30, 2013, 12:29 am
"`Hand me the rap-rod, Plate Captain.' The little waiter's eyebrows wandered about his forehead in confusion. `I beg your pardon, sir?' he said. `The phone, waiter,' said Zaphod, grabbing it off him. `Shee, you guys are so unhip it's a wonder your bums don't fall off.'" - Zaphod discovers that waiters are the least hip people in the Universe.
 
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Post by: Beelzebubba on August 30, 2013, 12:34 am
"`Hand me the rap-rod, Plate Captain.' The little waiter's eyebrows wandered about his forehead in confusion. `I beg your pardon, sir?' he said. `The phone, waiter,' said Zaphod, grabbing it off him. `Shee, you guys are so unhip it's a wonder your bums don't fall off.'" - Zaphod discovers that waiters are the least hip people in the Universe.
 
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Post by: Beelzebubba on August 30, 2013, 12:35 am
"`Maybe somebody here tipped off the Galactic Police,' said Trillian. `Everybody saw you come in.' `You mean they want to arrest me over the phone?' said Zaphod, `Could be. I'm a pretty dangerous dude when I'm cornered.' `Yeah,' said a voice from under the table [Ford's now completely rat- arsed at this point], `you go to pieces so fast people get hit by the shrapnel.'" - Zaphod getting paranoid over a phone call.
 
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Post by: Beelzebubba on August 30, 2013, 12:37 am
"Now it is such a bizarrely improbable coincidence that anything so mindboggingly useful could have evolved purely by chance that some thinkers have chosen to see it as the final and clinching proof of the non-existence of God. "The argument goes something like this: `I refuse to prove that I exist,' says God, `for proof denies faith, and without faith I am nothing.' "`But,' says Man, `The Babel fish is a dead giveaway, isn't it? It could not have evolved by chance. It proves you exist, and so therefore, by your own arguments, you don't. QED.'
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Post by: Beelzebubba on August 30, 2013, 12:40 am
BOOK ...Man had always assumed that he was more intelligent than dolphins because he had achieved so much... the wheel, New York, wars, and so on, whilst all the dolphins had ever done was muck about in the water having a good time. But conversely the dolphins believed themselves to be more intelligent than man for precisely the same reasons.
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Post by: Beelzebubba on August 30, 2013, 12:42 am
"You're one hundred percent positive that the ship which is crashed on the bottom of this ocean is the ship which you said you were one hundred percent positive could one hundred percent positively never crash? "
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Post by: Beelzebubba on August 30, 2013, 12:43 am
OK, so ten out of ten for style, but minus several million for good thinking, yeah? "
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Post by: Beelzebubba on August 30, 2013, 12:44 am
OK, so ten out of ten for style, but minus several million for good thinking, yeah? "
 
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Post by: Beelzebubba on August 30, 2013, 12:45 am
"Another world, another day, another dawn. "
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Post by: Beelzebubba on August 30, 2013, 12:56 am
Alcohol is the anesthesia by which we endure the operation of life. -- George Bernard Shaw
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Post by: Beelzebubba on August 30, 2013, 01:00 am
One difference between a man and a machine is that a machine is quiet when well oiled.