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Discussion => Silk Road discussion => Topic started by: mikebhercules on January 07, 2013, 05:38 am
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$$$$ In a jam and Need a "Creative" hero to help me do some damage control and optimize our current infrastructure.
PM me for security Key.
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If such a person exsists I would like to have some questions answered as well.
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like computer security? or..? maybe just a hint more info.
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you're going to have a bit clearer about what you need... personal security? transport security? computer security?
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This reminds me of when I was young and was working for a computer repairing firm and people used to call in..
Customer: Eh hi, my computer is broken, can you fix it?
Me: Hi there, how are you? Do you have any idea what is wrong with it?
Customer: Think it has viruses
Me: What seems to be the actual problem, though?
Customer: Well it was slow for a while.. now it wont turn on
Me: So, you don't actually know if it's viruses?
Customer: Nope, just guessing, everyone seems to have them.
Me: Does the computer have any power? Will it turn on at all?
Computer: Nothing, no...
Me: Have you tried putting the charger in? or plugging it in at the wall if it's a desktop?
Customer: AWWW DURRR I HAZ NT DUN THAT LOL
Some people are beyond me...
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