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Discussion => Newbie discussion => Topic started by: TheDanks on August 08, 2013, 07:10 pm

Title: A very fucking scary (funny now) story
Post by: TheDanks on August 08, 2013, 07:10 pm
so me and my buddies (J and K) were just sitting around at his place watching some Men In Black, eating some fucking dank pizza, when he asks if we want some booms. Now, Ive done my share of awesome mushrooms, but they were all from my town, never had any from here. So we end up getting a dub of some straight up mushrooms and splitting it between two people. THEN we get a mushroom patty (like a giant tootsie roll) and split that. Then J buys another G of shrooms for us to munch on. I had no idea how crazy this day was going to end up being. So we all start getting the tingly body high and decide its time to walk around town, maybe head down to the skatepark and shit. Were there, just trippin out at everything, looking at the clouds swirl, some tourists are just pointing and laughing at us cause were all so damn trippy. I keep on peaking, and we decide to go down to my friends "house". I say "house" cause he doesnt reallly own it anymore, we just been drinking and fuckin mad bitches there. So we head down and he aint home, so we decide to just crawl in thru the window (big mistake). My friend J was already drunk, and me and K were buzzin so we started drinkin some leftover PBRs and then he decides to hit up a lady-friend so she can bring her hookah over and smoke. We wanted to smoke cause we were trippin so we said why not. They come over and we're all having fun, bumpin to music, laughing, and of course tripping my face off. I mean so hard, harder than I really expected. I go into the smoke room to burn one cause I found a cig leftover, and I hear some heavy pounding at the door. At first I think its J just messing with me

Then I realize this isn't J

BOOM BOOM BOOM "SHERIFFS DEPARTMENT OPEN THE DOOR"

I turned and ran over to the window in his room to jump out, and there is a cop with the scariest look on his face I have ever seen. I thought he was going to murder me, and in this deep satanic voice he says "get out here you son of a bitch" and lunges in to grab my arm

I turn around to a cop grabbing me and throwing me down on the ground, cuffing my hands and screaming not to move. I dont remember the next 5 minutes but I came to on the floor, handcuffed, staring at my friend K into his eyes with nothing but pupil, no color, and thinking I was gonna die. The floor was rolling like waves, the walls were closing in on me, and there was a table moving around the room. Plus the cops looked like looney toons (excpet the cop that lunged at me, he looked like satan)

So they start taking us out one by one, through this house full of weed, alcohol, beers, panties and bras, pipes and bongs. They have no idea we are trippin balls.

2 miracles happened next

before I tell you Ill remind you that if I get any single charge or trouble at all its JDC for 6 months to a year...I was scared

So I was fairly drunk, tipsy at the least....and I blew a .000

Dont ask me how, its magic (mushrooms)

Then he ran my name for probation in both my state and the state I was in

Im on probabtion in both

It came back clean

he said "son your free to go" and  I shook his hand and said thanks as his face was swirling and melting

Crazy. fucking. shit
Title: Re: A very fucking scary (funny now) story
Post by: ic3m4l3 on August 08, 2013, 07:24 pm
 THATS SUM FUNY SHIT HAHA

Title: Re: A very fucking scary (funny now) story
Post by: VinnieJones on August 08, 2013, 09:32 pm
tldr
Title: Re: A very fucking scary (funny now) story
Post by: Stubblezz on August 08, 2013, 11:32 pm
Lucky, lucky, lucky! How'd you manage to keep chill while they were sobriety testing you and running your name? I'm pretty sure I wouldn't be able to keep a straight face/not come off obviously fucked up on that much mushies. More power to you, man.
Title: Re: A very fucking scary (funny now) story
Post by: TheDanks on August 10, 2013, 04:20 pm
I have no idea how I did it, they didnt even really do a test or anything, just a breathalizer
Title: Re: A very fucking scary (funny now) story
Post by: g00dvibes on August 10, 2013, 04:55 pm
HAHAHA, definitely one of those way funnier after it happened kinda things
Title: Re: A very fucking scary (funny now) story
Post by: Newguy321 on August 10, 2013, 05:02 pm

You sure you did not just trip the whole thing?
Title: Re: A very fucking scary (funny now) story
Post by: wishihada2JZ on August 10, 2013, 07:22 pm
Scary as shit, but awesome you're okay. Hopefully you stay okay :)
Title: Re: A very fucking scary (funny now) story
Post by: saladfingerz13 on August 10, 2013, 08:03 pm
 :P
Title: Re: A very fucking scary (funny now) story
Post by: TheDanks on August 10, 2013, 11:36 pm
yea I wasnt in a whole different world, it 100% happened we had sober people there with us. it was fucking gnarly while they had me in cuffs the floor was rolling, there was a table dancing and the walls was breathing and what-not....but yea WAY funnier after. we walked about 200 feet down the road and just busted out laughing for 10 minutes