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Discussion => Newbie discussion => Topic started by: raider on February 21, 2013, 07:16 am

Title: Shelving Balls.
Post by: raider on February 21, 2013, 07:16 am
 Just wondering if anyone has tried this?A mate was telling me about dripping liquid LSD on his balls and shelving them in his mate.Apart from tripping balls, is it a pain in the arse to carry him around?Probably better if you had a saggy sack and could shelve your own.
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Post by: blisterex on February 21, 2013, 07:26 am
wtf does this even mean??
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Post by: requiem on February 21, 2013, 07:39 am
this sounds ratchet. i hope you don't mean licking
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Post by: ANocioni5 on February 21, 2013, 07:41 am
This sounds like some Austin Powers lingo
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Post by: raider on February 21, 2013, 07:45 am
Have you never shelved  ectasay?Also known as sopository.Surely you have done with aspirin?
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Post by: blisterex on February 21, 2013, 08:04 am
this sounds ratchet. i hope you don't mean licking
hahaha ratchet is definitely one of my new favorite terms

and no i've only ever taken x orally. has always worked fine for me. the putting of balls into another person's ass seems uncomfortable at best, but whatever floats your boat! :)
Title: Re: Shelving Balls.
Post by: hands off black 7 on February 21, 2013, 12:14 pm
Just wondering if anyone has tried this?A mate was telling me about dripping liquid LSD on his balls and shelving them in his mate.Apart from tripping balls, is it a pain in the arse to carry him around?Probably better if you had a saggy sack and could shelve your own.

Yeah man, it's called the Hoffman Teabag. You drip ya nuts with liquid acid and stuff them in ya mates shitter... Listen to a few tunes and before you know it your trippin out and running round like a Pushmepullyou out of doctor dolittle.

Nice opening post to spam to 50 you sick fuck. ;D

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Post by: MainStay on February 21, 2013, 12:29 pm
Hoffman Teabag? That is hilarious! I think my GF might be down for it...
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Post by: Joebelowme on February 21, 2013, 01:30 pm
Just wondering if anyone has tried this?A mate was telling me about dripping liquid LSD on his balls and shelving them in his mate.Apart from tripping balls, is it a pain in the arse to carry him around?Probably better if you had a saggy sack and could shelve your own.

Yeah man, it's called the Hoffman Teabag. You drip ya nuts with liquid acid and stuff them in ya mates shitter... Listen to a few tunes and before you know it your trippin out and running round like a Pushmepullyou out of doctor dolittle.

Nice opening post to spam to 50 you sick fuck. ;D

I hear Limetless does that a lot.
Title: Re: Shelving Balls.
Post by: modziw on February 21, 2013, 02:29 pm
I been slowly working into the GF back door over 10 years. I'm up to a whole finger but the door is still shut too tight for the dongster.

Modzi
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Post by: TuggingOnSupermansCape on February 21, 2013, 02:33 pm
I been slowly working into the GF back door over 10 years. I'm up to a whole finger but the door is still shut too tight for the dongster.

Modzi
Amusing, same here. 7 years trying to surf the girlfriend's hershey highway and haven't been able to do much more than the tip.
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Post by: rapala24 on February 21, 2013, 02:48 pm
what the fuck is shelving and ratcheting?
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Post by: blisterex on February 21, 2013, 03:40 pm
what the fuck is shelving and ratcheting?
well shelving is apparently putting your nuts inside someone's ass :S

and ratchet is like the new ghetto word for ghetto/dirty/nasty. urban dictionary says it's a ghetto diva. the interpretation is up to you :P
Title: Re: Shelving Balls.
Post by: modziw on February 21, 2013, 09:04 pm
I say that ratcheting is slowly sticking larger and larger appendages into your girl's or guy's ass in the hopes of one day busting a nut inside there.

Ratcheting.

Modzi
Title: Re: Shelving Balls.
Post by: hands off black 7 on February 22, 2013, 12:03 am
Pinky finger, to the first knuckle is all I'm allowed..... And I've been ratcheting that thing for years.  :(
But gosh she LOVES IT!
Title: Re: Shelving Balls.
Post by: ANocioni5 on February 22, 2013, 04:45 am
I didnt know so many people liked poop this much
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Post by: computeruser on February 22, 2013, 05:10 am
use a razor to shave your balls
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Post by: jaftfqs on February 22, 2013, 06:21 am
This shelving thing sounds pretty uncomfortable. Besides not wanting to put my balls inside anyones ass, it would probably hurt putting enough force to get them in there...
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Post by: dogdug on February 22, 2013, 07:45 am
wtf?
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Post by: MainStay on February 23, 2013, 03:09 am
I'm with WatLanBoon: there's a few prudes, and a few unlucky fellows sleeping with prudes in this thread. Maybe I just have a freaky girlfriend, but she's frequently down for the brown pound. I get to go bareback on her ass, which is a treat because we use condoms the rest of the time.
Title: Re: Shelving Balls.
Post by: jaftfqs on February 23, 2013, 03:20 am
I'm with WatLanBoon: there's a few prudes, and a few unlucky fellows sleeping with prudes in this thread.

Or going about it the wrong way. I have never had a girl tell me they liked anal, most adamantly deny it but are open to it when they're really horny and then realize they like it.