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Market => Product offers => Topic started by: TokeyMonster on April 25, 2012, 02:41 am
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Summer is coming up and who really wants to do all of that school work when it's hot and sunny outside?? I have an advanced degree and know what it takes to get excellent grades on all written work. I could write one paper, or even do your entire semester's worth of work. It's up to you.
I can write papers for any humanities, social science, or Spanish course you have.
I will gladly provide anyone who is interested with samples of my work.
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What sort of price range are we talking?
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I don't know if I could trust someone who makes a post with well more then one grammar mistake to write a report for me, just sayin....
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What sort of price range are we talking?
Ranging from $30-75/page. $50-75 per book that I have to read.
I would like to see the syllabus and the books required before setting a rate.
Rates are negotiable, especially depending on the grade you wish to receive and the amount of research I need to put into the assignment.
Message me at bernthebook@tormail.org if you're interested. I will provide examples of my work upon request.
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Guys, do not fall for this shit, this guy is Perky and he's done this some exact shit before.
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Guys, do not fall for this shit, this guy is Perky and he's done this some exact shit before.
That's what I'm lead to believe. Rather persistent, isn't it?
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Fucking perky... I remember reading that thread between you and jesusjoints.
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I don't know how to convince you otherwise, but this is NOT PERKY. I don't even know who Perky is.
I have a Masters degree and I have a career that requires a lot of writing and research. I recently earned a Masters and had a 3.8 GPA, so I know how to research and write papers that will receive high marks.I can work under very tight deadlines and produce excellent work.
I thought it would be a great idea to make some extra bitcoin and write people's papers and do their coursework. If you are interested, I will show you some of my work. I am 100% legit and professional.
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I don't know how to convince you otherwise, but this is NOT PERKY. I don't even know who Perky is.
I have a Masters degree and I have a career that requires a lot of writing and research. I recently earned a Masters and had a 3.8 GPA, so I know how to research and write papers that will receive high marks.I can work under very tight deadlines and produce excellent work.
I thought it would be a great idea to make some extra bitcoin and write people's papers and do their coursework. If you are interested, I will show you some of my work. I am 100% legit and professional.
You could post a photocopy of your driver's license and degree, then take a picture of both together with a piece of paper that has your forum-name written on it as well. And a copy of your student records that shows your 3.8 GPA. I mean, since you want to prove you aren't perky.
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You would probably need to prove yourself, after this recent guy going around trying to scam everyone.
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LOL! I just looked up Perky in the forum and saw his post. Some noteworthy things about Perky, that should not be associated with me:
-Perky says they have a "writing degree," I don't know what that even means.
-Perky doesn't seem to write in coherent sentences.
Can't two DIFFERENT people have a good idea on Silk Road? There are many sellers of mdma, cocaine, heroine, porn, etc. Why can't there be two vendors who want to write papers? I am a professional. Please, message me if you're interested and I"ll show you examples of my work. I just want to earn bitcoin and spend them on SR :)
If there are any students out there that are interested in relaxing while I do their work, let's do some business and spread the <3.
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Your business has been ruined by the person who came before you. It is very unlikely that you will get any results, no matter how hard you try. Even if you are legit.
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Going fully in escrow, how could this go wrong?
If buyer tries to reverse scam, the vendor can just provide the work to customer support as proof (maybe put specific info on each listing title "Van gogh essay" etc, to keep buyer from claiming you sent the wrong paper.).
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You guys at the least ask to test him out with a free sample.
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If he wanted to do a free sample, I'd suggest a 500 word synopsis of the book The Dark Side of the Sun, by Terry Pratchett. I suggest that simply because it's something I read recently. But I don't honestly expect that anything will remove the suspicion. Perky was apparently a major twat.
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What sort of price range are we talking?
Ranging from $30-75/page. $50-75 per book that I have to read.
I would like to see the syllabus and the books required before setting a rate.
Rates are negotiable, especially depending on the grade you wish to receive and the amount of research I need to put into the assignment.
Message me at bernthebook@tormail.org if you're interested. I will provide examples of my work upon request.
This is how you determine whether he's telling the truth or not:
List your subscription to all databases?
Do you use Menedely, Papers, Endnotes or ...?
Additionally, what style of citations do you use? MLA, APA or Chicago?
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I can use any database available at a large private university. I can cite work in any format necessary for that course. Honestly, that's not even relevant, because it all depends on the course, the professor and the field of study.
Anyway, I think the best way to prove myself is by providing a sample of some of my work. This is from something I wrote for an undergrad for an economics & international development course. This paper earned an A. I earned a Masters in a program that took 2.5 years of intense research and writing and I can provide examples of my more advanced work if you'd like. If you're interested PM me and let's talk! I repeat, I am not a spammer just someone who wants to earn some bitcoin and buy things on SR.
Enjoy ;)
Problematic Commodity: Fiji Water and Bottled Water Consumption in the US
The bottled water industry in America is a problematic commodity. Americans can turn on the faucet and have unlimited access to clean drinking water and yet the choice to purchase what is literally free flowing is made daily. While the United States and other developed nations have unlimited access to safe water, the United Nations estimates that 1.1 billion people do not have access to safe drinking water. The market value of Fiji water underscores the power of the fetishism of commodities, in which something as free flowing as water has transformed to a symbol of purity and exclusivity.
The entire bottled water business today is half the size of the carbonated beverage industry. Last year, 28.3 gallons of bottled water—18 half-liter bottles a month were consumed. We drink more bottled water than milk, coffee or beer. Only carbonated soft drinks are more popular than bottled water at 52.9 gallons annually (Fishman, P 3). The bottled water industry subtly undercuts the public’s faith in municipal water supplies and has transformed the perception of water from a basic right to a commodity.
Bottled water is often sold with images of snowy peaks and pristine rivers with slogans boasting its pure and fresh taste. Through marketing that presents bottled water as somehow cleaner or safer than tap water, the bottled water industry has effectively cast doubt on the quality of America’s tap water. In 2003, a Gallup poll found that one in five people was drinking only bottled water, largely because of such doubts (Louaillier, P 3). However, the alternative, sold by these corporations is often a matter of perceived quality rather than actual substantive difference.
The EPA monitors tap water and produces reports that are available to the public; meanwhile bottled water is under the jurisdiction of the FDA, which lacks the regulatory authority of the EPA (Goodman, P1). Moreover, the FDA permits bottled water to contain certain levels of fecal matter, whereas the EPA does not allow any human waste in city tap water. Bottled water violations are not always reported to the public and, in most cases, the products may be recalled up to 15 months after the problematic water was produced, distributed, and sold (USA Today, P 5).
The bottled water industry in the U.S. began in the late 1800’s, as a home delivery service that was a healthful alternative to the unsafe water that cities struggled to provide (Fishman, P 3). In the 1970’s, the passage of the Clean Water Act helped establish programs that provided federal and state funding for new infrastructure projects and to clean up polluted waterways. Clean safe municipal water supplanted the stronghold of the bottled water industry and not until 1978, when Bruce Nevins created an entire new niche market for Perrier in the US. Nevins associated Perrier with health, by sponsoring the New York City Marathon and with celebrity by launching $4 million in TV commercials featuring Orson Welles. Evian emerged in 1984 and its convenient clear plastic bottle functioned as the essential convenience for busy two-career families (Fishman, P 4).
Three decades later, bottled water continues to be marketed as a healthful alternative to soda as well as an exclusive and convenient item. Marketing has become more explicit determining types of water drinkers to further figure out how to address their needs. Aquafina marketing vice president Ahad Afridi explains they have determined six types including: “the water purefectionist”; the “water explorer”; the image seeker; and the “struggler” (Fishman, P 4).
Fiji Water produces more than a million bottles daily for the United States and is the #1 artesian water that retails at about $2.50-$4.000 for a 1.5 liter bottle. Featured in a unique clear, square bottle with an image of a hibiscus flower and a slogan: “From the Isalnds of Fiji.” The bottle promises exoticism and exclusivity, being one of the most expensive water choices from just about the furthest location. David Gilmour launched Fiji water in 1995 and obtained a 99-year lease on land atop the aquifer near Fiji’s north coast, Fiji water maintains nearly exclusive access to the aquifer; with the notoriously corrupt government of Fiji cannot come up with money or infrastructure to tap the water for its own people. (Lezner, P 6).
Fiji water has positioned itself in the center of glamour, fashion and pop culture, with the help of the co-owner and chief marketing virtuoso Lynda Resnick. In her book Rubies in the Orchard she explains how she was able to place Fiji water at the most exclusive parties, health events, corporate symposia while seeking a close association with movie stars, fashion models, political leaders, and the intelligentsia (Resnick, p 103). Fiji partners with a variety of exclusive events such as the Academy Awards, New York Fashion Week and the Democratic National Convention. Even President Barack Obama was seen drinking Fiji water both on election night and at the Summit of the Americas. The water is advertised as the purest, healthiest water with beneficial minerals that will strengthen hair, nails, and connective tissue. Moreover, because it is rich in silica it has a distinctive “mouth feel.”
Villages just a couple of miles from Suva don’t have proper water infrastructure. Valenitina village, which is 1km from Suva, doesn’t have proper water supply (Lenzer P, 3). These villagers depend mainly on water from the well or rainwater, and as a result, they experienced a typhoid fever breakout in 2007 (WHO, P 2). Fiji ranks 92 out of 117 countries on the UN human development index; only one person in six has access to water. Some of Fiji’s water problems include: crumbling pipes, a lack of adequate wells, dysfunctional or flooded water treatment plants, and droughts that are expected to get worse with climate change. Half the country has at times relied on emergency water supplies, with rations as low as four gallons a week per family; dirty water has led to outbreaks of typhoid and parasitic infections. Some Fijians have taken to smashing open water hydrants and bribing water truck drivers for a regular supply( Lenzer, P 4).
Moreover, Fiji Water says its operations make up about 20 percent of exports and 3 percent of GDP, which stands at $3,900 per capita. Fiji Water brags about its charitable efforts from preserving rainforests to helping underwater and sanitation projects to underwriting kindergartens. Fiji Water’s website lists its ongoing projects and efforts for building and repairing water infrastructure. While there are a total of 143 projects proposed, only 44 have been completed or approved. Moreover, the Fiji Green Promise (fijigreen.com) vows that they’re committed to reducing the amount of packaging they use to at least 20 percent, to reducing manufacturing waste at the bottling facility by 33 percent and by 2010, 50 percent of energy will come from renewable sources like wind to power the bottling facility in Fiji and bio-diesel to replace traditional fuels used in transportation. Like the water infrastructure projects, these promises have yet to be realized.
The bottling plant employs 300 islanders (.03% of the population) paying twice the informal minimum wage (FijiWater.com). Fiji Water insists that they are funding a trickle down economic system (Bauerlein, P 1). While using some local resources for their handles of their six-pack water bottle containers, Fiji Water does not contribute a significant amount of their profits to the development of the Fijian economy or infrastructure. Moreover, they do not disclose their profits and enjoy a great tax-free status, which frees them from a 30 percent corporate tax rate that they would be susceptible to. This tax-free status was set to expire in 2009 but remains in effect and neither the government nor company will say if or when it may cease. (Lesnick, P7)
According to Peter Gleick of the Pacific Institute, a sustainable development research organization in Oakland, California “…the bottling industry uses the equivalent of nearly 100 million barrels of oil each year, excluding transportation” Moreover, making plastic water bottles causes greenhouse emissions and uses water—about three liters of water to produce one liter of bottled water (nytimes). The journey the Fiji water bottle takes is remarkable. Beginning in China, the bottles are produced then shipped to the Fiji factory where they are filled and packaged, driven from its remote factory location to the airport, then flown to Los Angeles, then shipped throughout the US. The Fiji water plant is a state of the art facility that runs 24 hours a day. That means it requires an uninterrupted supply of electricity—something that the local structure cannot support. So the factory supplies its own electricity, with three big generators running on diesel fuel. (P 6, Fishman)
In some regions, water use exceeds the amount of water that is naturally replenished every year. About one third of the amount of the world’s population lives in countries with moderate to high water stress, defined by the United Nations to be water consumption that exceeds 10 percent of renewable freshwater resources. By this measure, some 80 countries, constituting 40 percent o the world’s population, were suffering from water shortages by the mid-1990s (UN, 2003). According to another estimate from the UN, by 2025, 1.8 billion people will be living in regions with absolute water scarcity, and two out of three people in the world could be living under conditions of water stress (UNEP, 2007).
Water is a locally limited, finite resource. While the Earth has a stock of approximately 1.4 cubic kilometers of water, spread over a variety of forms and locations. Of this water, the vast majority (nearly 97%) is salt water in the oceans. Freshwater reserves are locked up by permanent snow cover and glaciers or in deep underground water that is inaccessible to humans. One estimate determines that humans appropriate over 50 percent of all renewable and “accessible” freshwater flows, including a fairly large fraction of water that is used for dilution of human wastes (Gleick and Palaniappan, P 6).
The Universal Declaration of Human Rights of 1948 guarantees all people a right to a standard of living adequate for their health and well being; Article 12 of the International Covenant on Economic, Social and Cultural Rights recognizes the right of everyone to the enjoyment of the highest attainable standard of physical and mental health; Article 24 of the Convention on the Rights of the Child (1989) further guaranteed that children are entitled to the enjoyment of the highest attainable standard of health, which requires States to take appropriate measures to combat disease and malnutrition, including within the framework of primary health care (which includes the provision of clean drinking-water) (UNHCHR, 1989). Finally in the Millennium Declaration of 2000, 150 heads of state and government pledged to, “reduce by half the proportion of people without sustainable access to safe drinking water.”
The relationship between access to safe water and health is quite significant, as the WHO and UN have determined that proper sanitation has a high impact on both maternal mortality rate and child mortality rate (Anannad, P 1). Moreover, safe water effects the economic development of a nation as it correlates to the health of livestock and agriculture. Thus, the UN has the improvement of access to water as Millennium Development Goal 7. Moreover, The UN Millennium Project Task Force on Water and Sanitation produced a study on a number of issues related to water and sanitation sectors. These include the need to put water sanitation firmly on the development agenda, the need to develop and strengthen various institutional mechanisms including for state, NGO and private sectors, the need to pursue a policy of revering the cost of operations, etc. Nonetheless, 72 countries are expected to miss the MDG target by 10 percent of the population without access to sanitation.
Besides the overwhelming disparity between the developed and undeveloped world’s access to water and their subsequent treatment and use of the resource, bottled water has a negative environmental impact post-consumption. Recycling rates for polyethylene terephthalate (PET, NO. 1,) the plastic found in water bottles, is 31% meanwhile, if recycled, 76% of energy is saved (Huntington). Promoting awareness of the environmental impact of bottled water has been the key selling point to switch consumers back onto the tap. Organizations like Corporate Accountability International, Amnesty International and state governments have been pushing for Americans to use their own refillable containers. Yet, the International Bottled Water Association just announced that their market has only declined by 2% in the past year.
The relationship that American consumers have developed with bottled water demonstrates the power a commodity fetish has in creating a relation with such an object as free flowing as water. Regardless of the ecological, economical, and ethical arguments against bottled water consumption in developed countries, people will continue to prefer a bottle to their tap. Moreover, whatever type of water consumer one is, they have a group of people eager to please their tastes and desires. The creation and existence of a special niche market like luxury artesian water indicates a bleak truth in a capitalist society in which the demand will continue to be met for a desire that was manufactured.
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I skimmed, but it does look high-quality. Someone else should actually read it, of course.
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This is grade-A bullshitting, it's legit and I approve! There's no way I'd do the same thing for the prices he's offering either.
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I can use any database available at a large private university. I can cite work in any format necessary for that course. Honestly, that's not even relevant, because it all depends on the course, the professor and the field of study..
Citations are not relevant? The work is unpublished. Oh, you're a student, my bad.
Experts in their field use one form of citation, e.g. The work is unpublished. Psychology uses APA, Anthropological Association utilizes a modified form of the Chicago Style, etc.... So you're misinformed.
That said, Junior college or HS students should use him or her because the prices are very reasonable.
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This is a great idea and i might be looking to use you in the future since I have two year of college left. I think there should be a clause on your work tho. We will release the first half once the work is done but the other half will be release only if the work is a B+ or higher?
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I'd be so interested if I didn't spend all of my money on drugs. ::)
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This is a great idea and i might be looking to use you in the future since I have two year of college left. I think there should be a clause on your work tho. We will release the first half once the work is done but the other half will be release only if the work is a B+ or higher?
Sure, we'd definitely work out an agreement that is fair for both parties. That sounds good to me. E-mail me whenever you'd like to use my services: bernthebook@tormail.org.
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Hi, I don't mean to steal the OP's thunder, although i do think he is a scammer, but I am a vendor on TA, and if anyone wants me to do this for them, I will. Although I am a busy guy, so I may take a while, but will keep in contact :)
Cheap prices, only $55-65 a page, depending on the topic. Also, I will do a maximum of 10 pages. Again, I am busy.
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Hi, I don't mean to steal the OP's thunder, although i do think he is a scammer, but I am a vendor on TA, and if anyone wants me to do this for them, I will. Although I am a busy guy, so I may take a while, but will keep in contact :)
Cheap prices, only $55-65 a page, depending on the topic. Also, I will do a maximum of 10 pages. Again, I am busy.
Uhhh...yes you do mean to steel his thunder, and his business. Make your own thread man :P
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Would you be interested in editing/tweaking stuff for a lower rate? I'm a really good (creative) writer but I'm in the sciences and I really don't feel like putting 10+ pages of effort in when I can just bullshit them instead. At the same time, I can't really afford 200+ for a major assignment.
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I'm guessing that his paper might just be legit, can't find any copy/paste on it from the clearwebs.
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righteous idea...
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Tokey. Are we talking about do $30 a page for a double spaced paper?
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I understand having someone write a paper for you in a pinch, but come on... this is undergrad.... 5 paragraph format.
Intro/ Thesis
Main point 1
Main point 2
main point 3
Conclusions
If you cannot do it, then it's not going to get easier.
I should not have been so has on the guy, but I should like to ask what his hypothesis and or thesis is?
Be clear though... this is not going to work at a masters or dissertation level. What fool would try that?