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Title: Let's Play the Grant "Wishes-with-Catches" Game!
Post by: Snoopish on July 08, 2013, 06:52 pm
I'm sure this thread has been done before but I can't remember the real name of the game. Basically, I'll wish for something and the next person to reply grants the wish but with a catch of some sort that (typically) makes the original wish less desirable.

Example: Wish(poster1) -- I wish I had a bigger dick
                Granted(poster2) -- granted. You have a bigger dick but now you can never orgasm

And then poster 2 makes their wish and so on.

Hope ya'll are down to play because I just railed some ice and want to do shit! ;)

Here we go:


I wish for a Bugatti Veyron! :D



EDIT: Oh and the more creative the catches the more fun it'll be so I hope to see some interesting twists!

Cheers all,


Snoopish
Title: Re: Let's Play the Grant "Wishes-with-Catches" Game!
Post by: therabbithole on July 08, 2013, 07:10 pm
Granted! You'll have Bugatti Veyron but you'll have Parkinson Disease  :o

I wish for a yacht and sail whereever I want.
Title: Re: Let's Play the Grant "Wishes-with-Catches" Game!
Post by: Snoopish on July 08, 2013, 08:19 pm
Granted! You have a magnificent yacht with the freedom to sail anywhere....
...but you now get horribly sea sick whenever you're on the water! :P


I wish to be able to play a bass guitar with pro-level skill!
Title: Re: Let's Play the Grant "Wishes-with-Catches" Game!
Post by: Choniven on July 10, 2013, 01:56 am
Granted! You will be able to play a bass guitar with pro-level skill!

Until you develop crippling arthritis and can barely pick up a paper cup

I wish I could have the power to be invisible
Title: Re: Let's Play the Grant "Wishes-with-Catches" Game!
Post by: Croskin on July 10, 2013, 01:59 am
Granted! You COULD have the power to be invisible, but instead you received the power to give 100% accurate colonoscopies.
lol sorry. :)

I wish to be able to do alchemy!
Title: Re: Let's Play the Grant "Wishes-with-Catches" Game!
Post by: BoxofShapes on July 10, 2013, 02:03 am
Done!  The elements are at your disposal and the true philosopher stone is yours.

But now you realize that all these elements are coming from your own self and the more you practice the more toes fingers and teeth start to go missing.

I wish I was a sphere!
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Post by: No FE ever on July 10, 2013, 06:22 am
BINGO-BANGO your now a sphere!....but now your a sphere? does that count as a wish and a twist?

I wish I was a little bit taller
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Post by: ytabletrash on July 10, 2013, 08:57 am
And it is so, but your big toe on your left foot will grow .0374 inches every day. (0.094996 cm)

I wish to become you.
Title: Re: Let's Play the Grant "Wishes-with-Catches" Game!
Post by: Snoopish on July 16, 2013, 02:21 am
GRANTED! You are now me: your life is surprisingly uneventful...
but the previous you is now a ghost out to inhabit your(mine?) new body. (This is some Shyamalan shit, now)

I wish I could manipulate my body chemistry to the degree that I could simulate "highs" of any drug at will.

Title: Re: Let's Play the Grant "Wishes-with-Catches" Game!
Post by: BoxofShapes on July 16, 2013, 03:31 am
Done.  However when altering ones chemistry, the results are the rearranging of molecules into metal deposits.  Small changes at the start such as a couple bolts along the jaw line, but eventually you will be come a full android and the government will spend the rest of your life trying to find out your secrets.

I wish I could find my car keys.
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Post by: Raoul Duke on July 16, 2013, 01:09 pm
granted. they're in your dog's arse  :o

i wish i had a pound more than i ever needed to spend
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Post by: Lynx Industries on July 16, 2013, 02:43 pm
granted. they're in your dog's arse  :o

i wish i had a pound more than i ever needed to spend

GRANTED! Sure you now have a pound more than you ever need to spend, but now you have to pay everything for cash and the only ATM in your town is always going to be on the other end of town.

I wish I had more customers
Title: Re: Let's Play the Grant "Wishes-with-Catches" Game!
Post by: turdburglarSandwich on July 16, 2013, 06:54 pm
" I wish I had more customers"

ALAKAZAM!! Wish granted. Your customer base is expanded exponentially instantly. However, the new customers are all zombies, and they want brains, now. Your inbox is flooded with badly misspelled requests for brains, brains n spam, green eggs n brains, brains over easy, and then you hear a knock at the door, with a mumbled "got any brains, need brains".


I wish for the ability to teleport myself, my clothing and shoes, including accessories like hats n gloves, and whats in my pockets any where I desire.
Title: Re: Let's Play the Grant "Wishes-with-Catches" Game!
Post by: BoxofShapes on July 17, 2013, 03:29 am
Pow!  It is granted.  You have complete control over where you go and what comes with you.  The only variable is when!  Sometimes it's a few minutes but other jumps can be years in the thousands.  Enjoy!

I wish I knew how to dance.
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Post by: ytabletrash on July 17, 2013, 03:36 am
Granted, you are now an expert at dancing, but only in the field of chicken dancing.

I wish I had a cooler pet.
Title: Re: Let's Play the Grant "Wishes-with-Catches" Game!
Post by: Snoopish on July 17, 2013, 07:27 pm
Granted! Your pet is a sociopathic penguin hellbent on murdering fish in the most convoluted, ritualistic fashion making your house always smell like dead, dying, and piecemeal-ed fish! (Penguins are cool right? I mean, they live in cold places...)


I wish I had a virtual reality simulator that started as a template of the world as it is now (including people) in which I could do, perceive, and experience whatever I wanted.
Title: Re: Let's Play the Grant "Wishes-with-Catches" Game!
Post by: BoxofShapes on July 18, 2013, 06:10 pm
A giant dome is constructed just for you.  It has become a monument to the handy work of man kind.  You are granted the ability to do as you wish, and the dome will accommodate.  However, to fund such a project, it has turned into a TV show broadcast around the world, and you will never be without the watchful eye and judgement of others.  Have fun guy.

I wish it was easier to shave my butt.
Title: Re: Let's Play the Grant "Wishes-with-Catches" Game!
Post by: DanDanTheIceCreamMan on July 18, 2013, 08:04 pm
Granted, You're surrounded by sexy women but I don't have any condoms and you HATE children.

I wish my butt wasn't so hairy that I wouldn't have to shave it in the first place!
Title: Re: Let's Play the Grant "Wishes-with-Catches" Game!
Post by: Croskin on July 19, 2013, 07:43 pm
Granted. Your butt isn't so hairy (has that nice happy trimmed medium), but, now that you are done being so concerned with your butt asthetics you remember that you are married to Barbara Streissand.

I wish that DanDanTheIceCreamMan wasn't married to Barbara Streissand.
Title: Re: Let's Play the Grant "Wishes-with-Catches" Game!
Post by: BoxofShapes on July 27, 2013, 05:07 pm
No problem there.  He is actually married to Cher.  She just changed her hair color.  It's back now and everything is back to normal.

I wish I didn't have this paper cut on my finger while I'm trying to type this.
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Post by: weed4me6969 on July 27, 2013, 06:45 pm
ABBRA KADDABRA  your paper cut has been healed!  tradeoff is now your ass crack has turned into a huge papercut...AHHHHH!!!


I wish i knew the truth about Extra Terrestrials... 8)
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Post by: lizard8sum on July 27, 2013, 07:05 pm
Granted, you meet them in person.However they've abducted you, and you now have an 80 foot satellite dish sticking out of you ass.


I wish I had my own Island.
Title: Re: Let's Play the Grant "Wishes-with-Catches" Game!
Post by: Boostedh on July 27, 2013, 07:22 pm
Granted!  But the island you own is nothing but a pile of sand, no tree's

I wish I had my own mountain to snowboard on
Title: Re: Let's Play the Grant "Wishes-with-Catches" Game!
Post by: BoxofShapes on August 01, 2013, 09:25 pm
It has been done!  Except you soon realize you have been miniaturized and are actually boarding down a small pile of cocaine, eventually to be vacuumed up into someones nose.

Also if you go too fast, the ski patrol will take your lift ticket for being "reckless".  They always ruin fun.   :(


I wish I was a luchador.
Title: Re: Let's Play the Grant "Wishes-with-Catches" Game!
Post by: Snoopish on August 13, 2013, 03:27 am
It has been done!  Except you soon realize you have been miniaturized and are actually boarding down a small pile of cocaine, eventually to be vacuumed up into someones nose.

Also if you go too fast, the ski patrol will take your lift ticket for being "reckless".  They always ruin fun.   :(


I wish I was a luchador.

Granted: you are one of only a select few of midget luchadors :P

I wish I could just place cash on top of my computer to transfer bitcoins to my SR account.
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Post by: Hungry ghost on August 13, 2013, 07:08 am
Your wish is my command, however your computer charges 90% commission for this service.

    (I like this game, never heard of it before, should call it "the monkeys paw" after the w.w.Jacobs short story about wishes that go wrong)

I wish I could live forever....
Title: Re: Let's Play the Grant "Wishes-with-Catches" Game!
Post by: ytabletrash on August 13, 2013, 12:35 pm
Granted, you can live forever but you are split into 5 pieces at the age of 89 (each piece living forever).

I wish I could eat ice cream and NEVER get a brain freeze.
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Post by: Boobonicchronic on August 13, 2013, 12:45 pm
Granted you may now eat ice cream.... but you no longer have the sense of taste.

I wish I could make my own destiny with a simple thought of it to be....
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Post by: PowerToCharm on August 15, 2013, 02:45 am
Bam! You now make your own destiny just with a thought. Unfortunately, every thought you have is actually the plot line from an episode of The Brady Bunch.

I wish I could go to a concert featuring all the great rock musicians who have died in the past fifty years.
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Post by: Boostedh on August 15, 2013, 04:03 am
Wish granted! But you've just been diagnosed with the same illness as Helen Keller!

I wish money was just an illusion and everything was free.
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Post by: ianfleming on August 15, 2013, 04:28 am
Granted everything is free, because of this there is no concept of property, so people come and take all your belongings, they also take all the necessities from all the local stores, then they move many hundreds of miles away and you are left with no food, toiletries, fuel or anything else, you starve to death


I wish for a sheet of acid
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Post by: Boobonicchronic on August 15, 2013, 04:47 am
Granted you now have your sheet of acid! BUT WAIT you just found out your dog took a shit on your sheet of acid... To lick it or not to lick it... That is the real question!


I wish I was untouchable to LE. That everything would stay the same but I ( as in my operations ) was untouchable by all branches of government LE.
Title: Re: Let's Play the Grant "Wishes-with-Catches" Game!
Post by: Boostedh on August 15, 2013, 07:09 am
Wish granted, but it's not LE you have to worry about, it's the thieves out in the real world which soon hijack everything you have.

I wish video games were virtual reality games.  So you had to play an actual part in them.  Like Gamer only with yourself.
Title: Re: Let's Play the Grant "Wishes-with-Catches" Game!
Post by: Boobonicchronic on August 15, 2013, 07:21 am
Wish granted you now play a role in all your virtual reality video games, but wait one of your duche bag friends took a lable off of one of your games and replaced it on Cock Mongers III and you must complete a level before you are allowed to exit the video game. Level one is titled "Strate man used in 58 man gang bang"


I wish for a never ending cash flow that will be big enough to provide for all of my needs.
Title: Re: Let's Play the Grant "Wishes-with-Catches" Game!
Post by: Boostedh on August 15, 2013, 07:36 am
Lol...

Your wish granted, but it's a never ending flow of pennies with no coin rolls.

I wish that I could live in a town that had no worries or drama.
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Post by: Boobonicchronic on August 15, 2013, 07:41 am
Granted you now live in a city that has no worry of drama. Every person that lives in the new found town talks in a monitone voice and the pace of life is that of the 1900's. With that being said the suicide rate has now spike in your new found town but no one cares due to the lack of caring.


I wish that I could telaport to any location I desired with no error on location.
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Post by: Snoopish on August 16, 2013, 07:24 pm
Granted! You can teleport anywhere with perfect accuracy...but you can't bring anything with you (hope you aren't bashful naked :P) and you immediately forget why you went there.

I wish my tolerance to drugs wouldn't go up.
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Post by: BoxofShapes on August 16, 2013, 10:06 pm
Done!  It's quite the inverse now.  Every dose brings stronger and stronger effects!  To the point where some Tylenol could be fatal.  Hope you don't get to many headaches.

I wish I could fall to the ground from any height and land unscathed. 
Title: Re: Let's Play the Grant "Wishes-with-Catches" Game!
Post by: Snoopish on August 17, 2013, 03:55 pm
Oh nice one! I didn't think of that catch.

And....granted! You land from any height unscathed...but now you have an incredible fear of heights which causes you to faint from anything higher than a step-ladder (and the tall step-ladders are iffy :P)


I wish I could toggle invisibility of myself/my clothes/shit in pockets, etc on and off with a thought.

Title: Re: Let's Play the Grant "Wishes-with-Catches" Game!
Post by: Snoopish on August 17, 2013, 03:58 pm

    (I like this game, never heard of it before, should call it "the monkeys paw" after the w.w.Jacobs short story about wishes that go wrong)


Oh and thanks Hungry ghost :D -- I'm not sure what the official name for this game is (if it has one) but your name is a good one; I didn't even think of that when I started this.
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Post by: BoxofShapes on August 17, 2013, 06:10 pm
Ba da boom!  You are rendered undetectable by anyone.  However you can only use this power if you maintain a hard-on.  It's the best I could do on such short notice.

I wish I had one of the best cups of coffee out there appear in my hand at a whim.
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Post by: ianfleming on August 18, 2013, 01:32 am
Granted but you spill it on your self and your computer, burning the everliving shit out of your crotch and destroying said computer.

I wish for a diamond ring
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Post by: Snoopish on August 21, 2013, 11:20 pm
Granted -- but it's being worn by a psychotic woman who's forced you to marry her.

I wish that I always had the purest and most refreshing water to drink in my fridge.
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Post by: CrunchWrappedCoke on August 22, 2013, 03:33 am
Granted, but it will never satisfy you.

I wish I had a nice 8ball right now.
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Post by: Snoopish on August 22, 2013, 09:03 pm
Granted. But it's the toy 8-ball and it has a small leak but instead of answers it cycles between 6 shallow compliments when you shake it.


I wish that I had a cave

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Post by: MC Haberdasher on August 22, 2013, 09:25 pm
Granted. But it's the toy 8-ball and it has a small leak but instead of answers it cycles between 6 shallow compliments when you shake it.


I wish that I had a cave

Granted, but once you take a few steps in an avalanche comes and blocks the exit..  Stuck forever.


I wish I could switch jobs, and just be a hash-maker..  A good one!
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Post by: -sort3d- on August 22, 2013, 10:32 pm
Granted - You are the worlds best hash maker.

However THC no longer has any effect on you....


I wish I had a never ending bitcoin wallet....
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Post by: Snoopish on August 23, 2013, 04:59 am
Granted - You are the worlds best hash maker.

However THC no longer has any effect on you....


I wish I had a never ending bitcoin wallet....

Granted...but the bitcoin is now controlled by the government and all illegal sites have moved on to Litecoin(TM) the coin of the future! (C)

I wish I could cook my food perfectly every time I prep a meal.
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Post by: ianfleming on August 23, 2013, 06:23 am
Granted but you develop late stage cancer and must start chemo therapy therefore anything you eat taste weird and is usually puked back up.

I wish for  flashdrive
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Post by: BoxofShapes on August 23, 2013, 02:00 pm
You start the next morning with a flashdrive on your desk.... with bees everywhere.  It seems to be coated in bee pheromones.  It's going to be a little hard sticking it in the drive with so many little legs in the way but its a flashdrive none the less.

I wish I had a cabin in the woods.
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Post by: Snoopish on August 23, 2013, 05:01 pm
Granted but the cabin is full of cursed artifacts that, when interacted with in a certain manner, will summon all sorts of strange creatures hellbent on fucking your shit up.

I wish the person who delivered my mail was a sexy, flirty woman who brought cookies.
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Post by: MC Haberdasher on August 23, 2013, 05:05 pm
Granted but the cabin is full of cursed artifacts that, when interacted with in a certain manner, will summon all sorts of strange creatures hellbent on fucking your shit up.

I wish the person who delivered my mail was a sexy, flirty woman who brought cookies.

Granted, but you end up being the subject of the most elaborate controlled delivery in US history to date.

I just wish the mail would fucking show on time!
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Post by: Qthello on August 23, 2013, 05:06 pm
I wish that the hand filled with shit first was filled with the wish.
Title: Re: Let's Play the Grant "Wishes-with-Catches" Game!
Post by: Snoopish on August 23, 2013, 05:18 pm
MC -- Granted! The mail always shows on time! ...But now every vendor you ever order from will send out your packages delayed by at least one day due to one screw up or another

Qthello-- Granted! The wish hand fills up before the shit hand...but both hands fill up with shit.


I wish I had a nice 20 acre garden that grew all manners of fruits and veggies without me working on it...and had a nice patch of poppy plants that LE could never find

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Post by: Qthello on August 23, 2013, 05:23 pm
MC -- Granted! The mail always shows on time! ...But now every vendor you ever order from will send out your packages delayed by at least one day due to one screw up or another

Qthello-- Granted! The wish hand fills up before the shit hand...but both hands fill up with shit.


I wish I had a nice 20 acre garden that grew all manners of fruits and veggies without me working on it...and had a nice patch of poppy plants that LE could never find
That's okay, I'll just wash my hands and take my wish. Thanks!
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Post by: BoxofShapes on August 26, 2013, 02:42 pm
I wish I had a nice 20 acre garden that grew all manners of fruits and veggies without me working on it...and had a nice patch of poppy plants that LE could never find

Done!  However, it's guarded by some strange looking dude.  Every time you want access he asks "what's your favorite color" or something similar.  If you are ever wrong you get thrown in the pit of despair.

I wish I had a piece of gum that would never dry out or loose its minty flavor.
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Post by: ianfleming on August 26, 2013, 04:14 pm
Granted but you swallow it and it also never gets digested, it causes a stricture in your intestines and you die slowly from the worst bowl pain you've ever experienced.

i wish for Croanes disease
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Post by: Kozmik on August 26, 2013, 04:31 pm
Granted!! however unlike crones disease which is a nasty illness, croanes disease makes your right big toe grow to be as big as a camper van.

I wish my dogs could talk
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Post by: Bluto on August 26, 2013, 06:20 pm
Granted!! however unlike crones disease which is a nasty illness, croanes disease makes your right big toe grow to be as big as a camper van.

I wish my dogs could talk

Granted but now they complain about everything and never shut up.

I wish I had more wishes.
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Post by: BoxofShapes on August 26, 2013, 09:17 pm
Bam!  Done!  You can wish for more wishes, but the only thing you can wish for, with those wishes, are more wishes.  Fun sentence!

I wish I could eat things that aren't food, like a park bench or a broken laptop, as food.



(And lol at this.)
i wish for Croanes disease
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Post by: Kozmik on August 27, 2013, 12:47 am
Granted!! The park bench still tastes like a park bench tho and the laptop tastes of laptop.

I wish I could grow grass plants that look exactly like cabbages.
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Post by: Bluto on August 27, 2013, 06:22 pm
Granted!! The park bench still tastes like a park bench tho and the laptop tastes of laptop.

I wish I could grow grass plants that look exactly like cabbages.

Granted. The problem is that you are now a lowly cabbage vendor. You push your cabbage cart from town to town constantly plagued by the hijinks of a magical young boy called "The Avatar". Your cabbage cart oft gets destroyed while the Avatar is escaping his enemies. Your only retort is to throw your arms in the air and cry "My Cabbages!".

I wish I could date that hot girl I saw at the coffee shop today.
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Post by: dreamallday88 on August 28, 2013, 12:30 am
Granted!! The park bench still tastes like a park bench tho and the laptop tastes of laptop.

I wish I could grow grass plants that look exactly like cabbages.

Granted. The problem is that you are now a lowly cabbage vendor. You push your cabbage cart from town to town constantly plagued by the hijinks of a magical young boy called "The Avatar". Your cabbage cart oft gets destroyed while the Avatar is escaping his enemies. Your only retort is to throw your arms in the air and cry "My Cabbages!".

I wish I could date that hot girl I saw at the coffee shop today.

Your wish is granted!  Too bad s/he was actually a pre-op tranny with a scorching case of herpes...

I wish I could learn how to talk to animals, like Dr. Doolittle.
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Post by: Snoopish on August 28, 2013, 03:00 pm
Granted! ...but every animal you talk to is a sociopath that either talks about their desire to kill things or describes their sex life in gruesome detail. :P


I wish my life would be dictated into a written story that I could read over whenever I wanted. Then I wouldn't ever forget shit because I could just re-read it :D

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Post by: Kozmik on August 28, 2013, 09:54 pm
Shazam!! Granted. But the printers leak a copy onto the net and now your gf wont talk to you because she found out you are having an affair with your neighbours dog.

I wish I could casually leap over houses in a single bound in order to impress passing strangers.
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Post by: turdburglarSandwich on August 30, 2013, 12:39 am
"I wish money was just an illusion and everything was free."

Done. Now, all the cash in your bank account, wallet, any hard currency you have has turned into jellybeans. You are allergic to jellybeans, have been since birth, and die in agonized death throes, "oh noes, death by jellybabies".

I wish pussy smelled and tasted like a medium rare Kobe steak.
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Post by: Snoopish on September 10, 2013, 03:21 am
Shazam!! Granted. But the printers leak a copy onto the net and now your gf wont talk to you because she found out you are having an affair with your neighbours dog.

I wish I could casually leap over houses in a single bound in order to impress passing strangers.

Granted. But due to some sort of physics reason your pants are always ripped off and you leap right out of your shoes!


I wish pussy smelled and tasted like a medium rare Kobe steak.

....Umm...Granted? Except...so...hmmm...ah but it also has the texture of a steak charred far too much!



I wish my computer had voice commands for when typing and moving the mouse are too much work :P