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Discussion => Newbie discussion => Topic started by: ananas_xpress on September 11, 2013, 09:06 pm

Title: The Potato Lottery, Even retards could break their Silk Road cherry here.
Post by: ananas_xpress on September 11, 2013, 09:06 pm
Well so much for being PC.

We're always upping the anti so here is my latest and most eye catching lottery to date which is incredibly simple yet offers amazing odds.
In fact I GUARANTEE everyone will be a winner!

Check it out: http://silkroadvb5piz3r.onion/silkroad/item/ffbd75ee74


Statistically speaking every ticket should be a winner and don't worry even if you lose in this lottery we let you try again because we know you can do it ;)

Twice daily results and daily payouts so wait no more than 12 hours for winnings but most likely even less as I'm usually online but there may be small delays over the weekends when I'm more likely to be away

♦ ♣ ♠ ΞΞΞΞΞΞΞΞΞΞHOW IT WORKSΞΞΞΞΞΞΞΞΞΞ♦ ♣ ♠

When you purchase a ticket it's just like s standard scratch card ticket but in this case the transaction # is your scratch off code.

This is randomly generated by the SR transaction system and cannot be manipulated by me or any outside force (except maybe DPR)

♦ ♣ ♠ ΞΞΞΞΞΞΞΞΞΞHOW YOU WINΞΞΞΞΞΞΞΞΞΞ♦ ♣ ♠

1: First purchase the listing, (Payout is multiplied by quantity you buy but max 5 tickets at once)

2: Your transaction # will contain 8 randomly selected hexadecimal digits in the following range (ABCDEF0123456789)
The number of potatoes you win depends on the amount contained in your transaction ID.

3:Count your potatoes

Here is how you count potato.

"0" = 1 potato
"8" = 2 potatoes

For example if your transaction ID is "d9f0e268a6" 0 is one potato and 8 is two potato so total winnings are 3 potato or $5

The odds of getting either a "0" or "8" are 2/16 or 1/8 and since the transaction ID contains 8 digits statistically everyone should win!

4: Sit back, I will send your winnings direct to your Silk Road account.

♦ ♣ ♠ ΞΞΞΞΞΞΞΞΞΞPAYOUT STRUCTUREΞΞΞΞΞΞΞΞΞΞ♦ ♣ ♠

no potato:$ Refund/Free turn
 1 potato: $1
 2 potato: $2
 3 potato: $5
 4 potato: $10
 5 potato: $25
 6 potato: $50
 7+potato: $100 jackpot

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Your name here


♣ ♠ ΞΞΞΞΞΞΞΞΞΞRULESΞΞΞΞΞΞΞΞΞΞ♦ ♣

If your game/games are unsuccessful, there can be no refunds, no exceptions.

Win or lose, please leave a 5/5 rating. Send me a message first if you have any concerns.

Thank you for playing!
Good luck!

Title: Re: The Potato Lottery, Even retards could break their Silk Road cherry here.
Post by: poopypants8888 on September 11, 2013, 09:14 pm
sounds pretty cool... Only thing I'd do different is make it closer to a keno ticket or similar drawing where if you get 0 potato you get more than a refund. After all, it's more likely to get ONE zero or eight over NONE.
Title: Re: The Potato Lottery, Even retards could break their Silk Road cherry here.
Post by: poopypants8888 on September 11, 2013, 09:16 pm
Oh yeah, and when referring to betting, it's "ante" not "anti". Not that anyone cares I guess
Title: Re: The Potato Lottery, Even retards could break their Silk Road cherry here.
Post by: poopypants8888 on September 11, 2013, 09:26 pm
Sorry, I didn't see the link to see it was a $5 entry before I posted about odds and everything. I thought it would've been like a dollar or two entry so I didn't think a refund would be as fair. Still, getting zero chances out of 8 is very unlikely and should warrant a higher payout (in my opinion)
Title: Re: The Potato Lottery, Even retards could break their Silk Road cherry here.
Post by: ananas_xpress on September 11, 2013, 09:56 pm
Thanks for the input poopypants :)

Yea I thought about making some sort of payout for getting 0 potato but seeing how it's unlikely I think a refund/free turn valued at $4.99 is even better.
I'll correct the grammar as well, Sorry English isn't my first language so I can get caught out with some terms like that.

Have a free go on my other lottery for those who leave me reviews, here is the link http://silkroadvb5piz3r.onion/silkroad/item/7ae4a2d124
Title: Re: The Potato Lottery, Even retards could break their Silk Road cherry here.
Post by: poopypants8888 on September 11, 2013, 10:03 pm
Not sure if that "free spin" comment was directed to me lol but I'll give it a try anyway:)

I was going to take a try at the $4.99 lottery but my coins STILL haven't been deposited so maybe later
Title: Re: The Potato Lottery, Even retards could break their Silk Road cherry here.
Post by: AlfaPalm on September 11, 2013, 10:47 pm
tried the lottery, nice little concept! Will try again!  2 potato for this guy
Title: Re: The Potato Lottery, Even retards could break their Silk Road cherry here.
Post by: droid017 on September 11, 2013, 11:03 pm
fuark
Title: Re: The Potato Lottery, Even retards could break their Silk Road cherry here.
Post by: poopypants8888 on September 12, 2013, 06:15 am
haha played THREE times and only got one potato each time:(

Was good for an extra 15$ I had lying around.

Next time I think I'll hold on to extra and wait til a few people are in need here and there.

Thanks anyway!
Title: Re: The Potato Lottery, Even retards could break their Silk Road cherry here.
Post by: monkusmaximus on September 12, 2013, 08:26 am
Did it once, no potato, second time 1 potato. 1 dollar. whoopee.

thanks for the boredom fix though, :)
Title: Re: The Potato Lottery, Even retards could break their Silk Road cherry here.
Post by: ananas_xpress on September 12, 2013, 09:18 am
Did it once, no potato, second time 1 potato. 1 dollar. whoopee.

thanks for the boredom fix though, :)

Actually you won a bit more than you realized,
Just processed your tickets now and sent your winnings over to your silk Road account
Title: Re: The Potato Lottery, Even retards could break their Silk Road cherry here.
Post by: scrawnypawm on September 12, 2013, 09:37 am
Did it once, 4 potatoes... though I was on a roll, second time only 1 potato :P Fun stuff anyway! thanks
Title: Re: The Potato Lottery, Even retards could break their Silk Road cherry here.
Post by: CLK on September 12, 2013, 10:17 am
Great idea! sending my leftover btc to my account now then gonna have a try
Title: Re: The Potato Lottery, Even retards could break their Silk Road cherry here.
Post by: ananas_xpress on September 12, 2013, 12:05 pm
Did it once, 4 potatoes... though I was on a roll, second time only 1 potato :P Fun stuff anyway! thanks

Thanks for playing.
Just sent over your winnings now
Title: Re: The Potato Lottery, Even retards could break their Silk Road cherry here.
Post by: ireallygotthemunchies on September 12, 2013, 01:31 pm
how do u send potatows to my adress do i hav to send u my adress i dont like potatots
Title: Re: The Potato Lottery, Even retards could break their Silk Road cherry here.
Post by: ananas_xpress on September 12, 2013, 03:20 pm
how do u send potatows to my adress do i hav to send u my adress i dont like potatots

Winnings are sent stright to your account via a user to user transfer so just leave the address field blank.
Title: Re: The Potato Lottery, Even retards could break their Silk Road cherry here.
Post by: Weaponstech on September 12, 2013, 03:42 pm
have to check it out!
Title: Re: The Potato Lottery, Even retards could break their Silk Road cherry here.
Post by: CLK on September 12, 2013, 03:49 pm
Great fun! Though itd be aorth a shot with my leftover btc and won, vendor was great to deal with and paid v quickly, would recommend for those with those spare bitcoins gathering dust in your wallet. Just a bit of fun
Title: Re: The Potato Lottery, Even retards could break their Silk Road cherry here.
Post by: CabinBoyNathanial on September 12, 2013, 11:38 pm
Very cool!

I bought 2 tickets at once, and won $20!
BTC got deposited during the night, and I have more money than I started with!

Thanks a lot for the 1, 2, potato
Title: Re: The Potato Lottery, Even retards could break their Silk Road cherry here.
Post by: galice on September 13, 2013, 12:13 am
fack
Title: Re: The Potato Lottery, Even retards could break their Silk Road cherry here.
Post by: Occams razor on September 13, 2013, 06:09 am
HOLY SHIT!!!! I just won 10 potatoes!!!! Five 8s! I have never won anything like this in my life. HOORAY! :D To boot, I bought TWO tickets under one TX#!!!!!

Wow, I'm ecstatic. I was short ฿0.0300 for an item I wanted to order so I thought I would play this lotto. I wasn't expecting a jackpot!

Try this lotto out, it's great!
Title: Re: The Potato Lottery, Even retards could break their Silk Road cherry here.
Post by: CLK on September 15, 2013, 08:38 pm
^ You lucky sod! Nicely done :)
Title: Re: The Potato Lottery, Even retards could break their Silk Road cherry here.
Post by: Jesusson420 on September 15, 2013, 10:07 pm
ahh...i only need .01 to play. guess next time i have some coins I'll have to remember to do this
Title: Re: The Potato Lottery, Even retards could break their Silk Road cherry here.
Post by: palmerchoong on September 15, 2013, 10:11 pm
sounds good!
Title: Re: The Potato Lottery, Even retards could break their Silk Road cherry here.
Post by: ananas_xpress on September 16, 2013, 06:57 pm
Thanks for the kind words.

I think Occams razor was as surprised as me with a 2x jackpot win on the second say of running the lottery  :o
Sorry guys but I need lots more of you to lose now to break even :P
Title: Re: The Potato Lottery, Even retards could break their Silk Road cherry here.
Post by: pair0monkeys on September 16, 2013, 07:52 pm
This is an awesome idea, too bad I just spent all my coins :(
Title: Re: The Potato Lottery, Even retards could break their Silk Road cherry here.
Post by: drinkNlove on September 17, 2013, 01:58 am
Thanks for the kind words.

I think Occams razor was as surprised as me with a 2x jackpot win on the second say of running the lottery  :o
Sorry guys but I need lots more of you to lose now to break even :P


Sorry, no can do. I sent ya a message on SR with my order number. You'll know which order I am when you see it (Got a different SR name than on here).

10 potatoes. Unlike Occams razor, I bought just one ticket.

Title: Re: The Potato Lottery, Even retards could break their Silk Road cherry here.
Post by: CLK on September 17, 2013, 09:29 am
Jesus christ, am i the only unlucky one? Played 3 times, go 1 potatoe 2 potato no 3 potato but 4.. i need 5 potato 6 potato 7 potato or more man!
Title: Re: The Potato Lottery, Even retards could break their Silk Road cherry here.
Post by: Westinsides on September 17, 2013, 10:32 am
Hi Annas - What times are you online so we can get payment quickly?
Title: Re: The Potato Lottery, Even retards could break their Silk Road cherry here.
Post by: ananas_xpress on September 17, 2013, 11:06 am
Just online now.
Paid out on all orders including drinkNlove's 10 potato bonanza.
Guess you wont be hungry here for a while.

Winnings are generally paid out twice daily, Usually about 12:00GMT and 24:00GMT
Title: Re: The Potato Lottery, Even retards could break their Silk Road cherry here.
Post by: drinkNlove on September 17, 2013, 11:10 am
My mind is just blown right now. I'm starin' at 100 bucks worth of coin in my SR account that I didn't have before.

All it took was buying one ticket.


THANK YOU ANANAS_XPRESS!


I was paid really f'n quick too!


Title: Re: The Potato Lottery, Even retards could break their Silk Road cherry here.
Post by: scope on September 20, 2013, 02:36 pm
Got a refund which isn't bad. Rather have that then lose  ;) but all in all playing potato is fun. Thanks AnanasExpress.
Title: Re: The Potato Lottery, Even retards could break their Silk Road cherry here.
Post by: nugglies111 on September 21, 2013, 03:41 pm
This is the best lottery i have seen on SR!!