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Discussion => Off topic => Topic started by: Meister on May 24, 2012, 08:58 pm

Title: BUSTED!!! HELPS! (USA)
Post by: Meister on May 24, 2012, 08:58 pm
So I had a half gram coming in the mail and it wasn't supposed to arrive until tomorrow or Saturday, but it CAME TODAY!!?! I knew something was up when I went to my PO and the hefty chick that's normally behind the counter wasn't there instead it was some burly dude who kept eye fucking me with his baby blues.

I went to run for it before the swat team swooped in but when I turned around there was LE getting ready to bust me. It was some old chick rooting through her purse but I KNOW LE when I see them! That old bitch was packin and I knew I was goin to prison!! So I opened my half gram and threw some into her eyes and booked it out of there yelling LAWYER LAWYER LAWYER!

So now I know I'm in some shit, but do you guys think it'll be safe to go back in a few hours and see if my package is still laying on the floor somewhere?
Title: Re: BUSTED!!! HELPS! (USA)
Post by: Reece on May 24, 2012, 09:03 pm
If your package is on the floor, make sure you pick it up and write "Return to Sender" on it.
 ;)
Title: Re: BUSTED!!! HELPS! (USA)
Post by: monkeyslut on May 24, 2012, 09:11 pm

Or, if she's still there wearing it, you can confidently march up to her and sharpie RTS on her face
Title: Re: BUSTED!!! HELPS! (USA)
Post by: Caparino on May 24, 2012, 10:07 pm
Was she zooted? If so can I get the name of your vendor?  ;D
Title: Re: BUSTED!!! HELPS! (USA)
Post by: modest mouse on May 24, 2012, 10:28 pm
thanks for the laugh

and i actually thought this was serious for a sec
Title: Re: BUSTED!!! HELPS! (USA)
Post by: Knomo on May 24, 2012, 11:29 pm
Half a gram is quite the drug bust in Retardville, Montana. Might even make it in the papers, if there would be one. ;D
Title: Re: BUSTED!!! HELPS! (USA)
Post by: SpaceCadet90457 on May 25, 2012, 03:13 am
That was HIILARIOUS!!!!!!!. 

Thanks for the laugh!   
Title: Re: BUSTED!!! HELPS! (USA)
Post by: Meister on May 25, 2012, 01:26 pm
You talking about going back after a few hours. I take it you nothing ever happened....you never got busted ?  If you did get busted, I'm sure you would be sitting in jail for couple of days. Your story sounds questionable.

Yes I'm calling bullshit here.

I don't think the story deserves dissection. but here it goes anyway

In this "story". the LE are going to alot of effort for half a gram of ??. they replaced the lady at the post office with a cop? How long was he working "undercover" to get u for your half gram? then you saw LE.. but then they didnt bust you.

I sure can't fool you two! This was obviously a joke, I was making fun of the other BUSTED! threads, of the two neither person was actually busted/arrested.
Title: Re: BUSTED!!! HELPS! (USA)
Post by: Raoul Duke on May 25, 2012, 01:32 pm
That was HIILARIOUS!!!!!!!. 

Thanks for the laugh!

yup!

"So I opened my half gram and threw some into her eyes and booked it out of there yelling LAWYER LAWYER LAWYER!" PMSL ;D
Title: Re: BUSTED!!! HELPS! (USA)
Post by: ralph123 on May 25, 2012, 01:53 pm
So when in doubt, whip it out
don't ever shout or start to pout
gimme some coke and watch
it go up my snout
Title: Re: BUSTED!!! HELPS! (USA)
Post by: peesh on May 25, 2012, 03:17 pm
lmao
Title: Re: BUSTED!!! HELPS! (USA)
Post by: Kappacino on May 25, 2012, 03:27 pm
Listen here you turkey fucker, you never got busted. This is a complete and utter lie

Obviously a joke  :)