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Title: I'm going for a fag....
Post by: Limetless on July 03, 2012, 06:08 am
....feel free to join me if you want.
Title: Re: I'm going for a fag....
Post by: Limetless on July 03, 2012, 06:23 am
FAG IN THE ENGLISH SENSE OF THE WORD BY THE WAY, NOT A HOMOSEXUAL, NOT A RENT BOY, NOT SMALL PILE OF WOOD, NOT A FAGGOT WITHOUT THE "GOT'" ON THE END.

FAG = CIGARETTE = SMOKING = NICOTINE = NOT SMOKING COCK.

That is all.
Title: Re: I'm going for a fag....
Post by: Mishrume on July 03, 2012, 06:28 am
FAG IN THE ENGLISH SENSE OF THE WORD BY THE WAY, NOT A HOMOSEXUAL, NOT A RENT BOY, NOT SMALL PILE OF WOOD, NOT A FAGGOT WITHOUT THE "GOT'" ON THE END.

FAG = CIGARETTE = SMOKING = NICOTINE = NOT SMOKING COCK.

That is all.

RELEASE THE TRO... Oh..  :D
Title: Re: I'm going for a fag....
Post by: Limetless on July 03, 2012, 06:34 am
I'm a bit cranky this mornin.
Title: Re: I'm going for a fag....
Post by: Caparino on July 03, 2012, 06:36 am
Anyone ever try to smoke a cig with their urethra? Weirdest experience ever!  :o ::)
Title: Re: I'm going for a fag....
Post by: Gary Oak on July 03, 2012, 06:46 am
I quit for good once my grandpa died of lung cancer, but I'll go out to burn some green? :D
Title: Re: I'm going for a fag....
Post by: Limetless on July 03, 2012, 06:48 am
I quit for good once my grandpa died of lung cancer, but I'll go out to burn some green? :D

Lol whats almost just as carcinogenic mate..
Title: Re: I'm going for a fag....
Post by: Gary Oak on July 03, 2012, 06:52 am
I quit for good once my grandpa died of lung cancer, but I'll go out to burn some green? :D

Lol whats almost just as carcinogenic mate..

Oh...I thought vaping it was healthier...Ah well fuck it I'm not living past 50 anyways. ;) Still hate fags though.
Title: Re: I'm going for a fag....
Post by: Caparino on July 03, 2012, 07:12 am
wtf! lol

im defo up for hearing about this crazy shit!

Acid's a hell of a drug... It doesn't actually work that well, just hurts a lot.. The same night, another one of our friends decided to smoke with his butt. He thought it was a bright idea until the suction from his anus sucked the lit cigarette inwards. We laughed our asses off for 5 minute; it probably would've a 2-minuter if it wasn't for lucy. It wasn't a complete failure though, we found out the only non-respiratory orifice you can smoke with is the ear-hole.
Title: Re: I'm going for a fag....
Post by: jewfro on July 03, 2012, 07:17 am
weed has nuff shit in it to make at least just as protective as it is damaging to your lungs,

and moar. on the + side

whatever. i really don't understand the whole cigarette industry with all the additives and shit. fuck, im sure there's better flavour enhancers than piss lol
Title: Re: I'm going for a fag....
Post by: Limetless on July 03, 2012, 08:32 am
weed has nuff shit in it to make at least just as protective as it is damaging to your lungs,

and moar. on the + side

whatever. i really don't understand the whole cigarette industry with all the additives and shit. fuck, im sure there's better flavour enhancers than piss lol

Lol yeah maybe but you can't argue that it makes people paranoid and can cause psychosis. I'm not saying people shouldn't smoke dope, do whatever. However the myth surrounding weed as this mythical harmless drug is to be frank, bullshit hippie-chat. It is just as dangerous as any other drug if not used in moderation.
Title: Re: I'm going for a fag....
Post by: NeuroRelativizer on July 03, 2012, 08:36 am
It is just as dangerous as any other drug if not used in moderation.

Food is dangerous if not used in moderation. Just gonna throw that out there, take it as you will, all who read.
Title: Re: I'm going for a fag....
Post by: jewfro on July 03, 2012, 08:37 am
absolutely. marijuana is a powerful psychedelic. people just don't realize that :c
Title: Re: I'm going for a fag....
Post by: kmfkewm on July 03, 2012, 08:39 am
isn't this the second thread you have made talking about how you want a penis in you ? You must really love dicks. ;)
Title: Re: I'm going for a fag....
Post by: kmfkewm on July 03, 2012, 08:42 am
weed has nuff shit in it to make at least just as protective as it is damaging to your lungs,

and moar. on the + side

whatever. i really don't understand the whole cigarette industry with all the additives and shit. fuck, im sure there's better flavour enhancers than piss lol

Lol yeah maybe but you can't argue that it makes people paranoid and can cause psychosis. I'm not saying people shouldn't smoke dope, do whatever. However the myth surrounding weed as this mythical harmless drug is to be frank, bullshit hippie-chat. It is just as dangerous as any other drug if not used in moderation.

Agreed. Marijuana can be extremely powerful and provoke intense feelings of panic and fight or flight. Few drugs make me feel like I may end up running naked down the street, but marijuana has gotten me to this point.

I wouldn't dare run naked in the street though, as limetless may see and chase after me.
Title: Re: I'm going for a fag....
Post by: Limetless on July 03, 2012, 08:57 am
To the guy who made the post about food being dangerous. You are exactly right ANYTHING can be dangerous if it becomes a crutch or depend on it.

I personally don't smoke puff either because it just completely spins me out and makes me feel paranoid and depressed. Stims don't do that with me but I think that is because I'm more psychologically compatible with stimulants.
Title: Re: I'm going for a fag....
Post by: sage on July 03, 2012, 10:55 am
Went for one upon waking this morning, only lighter in house dead.  Fuck waterproof matches, there's about 30 of them broken on my floor now.
Title: Re: I'm going for a fag....
Post by: jewfro on July 03, 2012, 11:05 am
bought a pack less than 10 hours ago.... already halfway done :S
Title: Re: I'm going for a fag....
Post by: BanWork on July 03, 2012, 12:16 pm
weed has nuff shit in it to make at least just as protective as it is damaging to your lungs,

and moar. on the + side

whatever. i really don't understand the whole cigarette industry with all the additives and shit. fuck, im sure there's better flavour enhancers than piss lol

Lol yeah maybe but you can't argue that it makes people paranoid and can cause psychosis. I'm not saying people shouldn't smoke dope, do whatever. However the myth surrounding weed as this mythical harmless drug is to be frank, bullshit hippie-chat. It is just as dangerous as any other drug if not used in moderation.

Agreed. Marijuana can be extremely powerful and provoke intense feelings of panic and fight or flight. Few drugs make me feel like I may end up running naked down the street, but marijuana has gotten me to this point.

I wouldn't dare run naked in the street though, as limetless may see and chase after me.

I 3rd that, used to be able to smoke MJ to infinity but I started getting panic attacks, quickly realized it was the weed and slowly cut down and eventually stopped. I can smoke a little now but if I had half a joint of a strong skunk I'd be on the floor flailing around feeling like I had a whale sitting on my chest. I know its just panic so it doesn't scare me, its just a really shitty feeling. Tight chest, shortness of breath.

Pretty sure the trigger for all this was a visit to Amsterdam, thinking the weed would be as it is back home I ordered a pot coffee, some kind of pot muffin and I bought a pre rolled joint and toked half of that. I spent the next 2 hours adopting the fetus position in a toilet cubicle with drool dripping down my face.

Nowadays if I drop a Valium before I have a smoke I'm totally fine, other than that I just use tiny amounts.
Title: Re: I'm going for a fag....
Post by: Gary Oak on July 03, 2012, 12:22 pm
Some people are just genetically made for weed....like me, Cheech, and of course Chong! ;D I've been smoking for years and it's only gotten better. Not stronger per se, but definitely better. :)
Title: Re: I'm going for a fag....
Post by: Limetless on July 03, 2012, 12:25 pm
Some people are just genetically made for weed....like me, Cheech, and of course Chong! ;D I've been smoking for years and it's only gotten better. Not stronger per se, but definitely better. :)

Urgh, run away from the paranoia cloud!
Title: Re: I'm going for a fag....
Post by: Gary Oak on July 03, 2012, 01:04 pm
Some people are just genetically made for weed....like me, Cheech, and of course Chong! ;D I've been smoking for years and it's only gotten better. Not stronger per se, but definitely better. :)

Urgh, run away from the paranoia cloud!

Marijuana is pure relaxation for me. Just the smell of it is enough to relax me which is why I always have my grinder on hand, I've had it for so long the smell is embedded in it. ;D It's like how a child carries around his blankie for comfort. I think the fact that my parents were always supportive of my use and I've never had to worry about being arrested for it has just made it impossible for cannabis to give me paranoia. I've smoked marijuana the first time for everything as well that it's just become a part of me psychologically. I smoked bud the first time I dropped acid. I smoked ganja the first time I rolled. I smoked reefer the first time I shroomed. It was my first 'drug' and has been paired with everything after and it always will be. Even the first time I smoked DMT it was sandwiched between herb. :D

Stimulants on the other hand make me feel like a sketched out tweeker. Unless it's a light dose, I get paranoid every time the same way you do with grass. I've just figured this relates to my ADHD. I need drugs like psychedelics and pot to slow down my mind and chill, while stimulants only make it worse and I feel out of control and definitely not myself. Stereotypes probably play a small role in this too. Every old stoner I know is lazy and doesn't get much done other than smoke Mary Jane, but they're funny and have some great stories to tell. They're in no hurry and are generally at peace with themselves. Old tweekers I've known on the other hand look strung out, old as fuck, and have barely any teeth left. They're quick-tempered, have the attention span of a goldfish, and look ready to keel over any minute. Now this is just from my experience based on where I've lived and isn't necessarily true for wherever you're at, but it's hard to shake stereotypes once they're already made.
Title: Re: I'm going for a fag....
Post by: BanWork on July 03, 2012, 01:13 pm
Some people are just genetically made for weed....like me, Cheech, and of course Chong! ;D I've been smoking for years and it's only gotten better. Not stronger per se, but definitely better. :)

I know people who've smoked it for 30+ years with no problems, got a mate who chongs all day, spliff in the morning before work, smokes all day in work then all night when he gets home, dunno how he does it. If I had one in the morning the only work  i'd be doing that day is pressing my TV remote.

Stimulants on the other hand turn me into a god like machine. Had a small dose of MDMA couple of weeks ago before I did some gardening and I was nothing short of a horticultural Jesus.
Title: Re: I'm going for a fag....
Post by: Gary Oak on July 03, 2012, 01:23 pm
Some people are just genetically made for weed....like me, Cheech, and of course Chong! ;D I've been smoking for years and it's only gotten better. Not stronger per se, but definitely better. :)

I know people who've smoked it for 30+ years with no problems, got a mate who chongs all day, spliff in the morning before work, smokes all day in work then all night when he gets home, dunno how he does it. If I had one in the morning the only work  i'd be doing that day is pressing my TV remote.

Stimulants on the other hand turn me into a god like machine. Had a small dose of MDMA couple of weeks ago before I did some gardening and I was nothing short of a horticultural Jesus.

I need to smoke before, during, and after work otherwise I get pretty fucking violent. I've tried working on stimulants and it nearly gives me a heart attack I work so hard, which is not good at all. I like to work at bakeries though so it's way more suited for chilling out and toking anyways. I've had times where a few good lines of coke have made me god for a day though which is fun as hell. ;)
Title: Re: I'm going for a fag....
Post by: kryptoz on July 03, 2012, 03:15 pm
Anyone ever seen a fight between 2 potheads? Its pretty fucking hilarious ^-^

Shit it's called self control, and with it you can pretty much do almost any drug you choose without TOO much harm to your body...(obv depends on the drug and how much control you really have lol)

althou in theory, I've heard that 100% pure H has little to none adverse effects on the body (I'm talking purely theory, no addiction, etc)
Title: Re: I'm going for a fag....
Post by: Mishrume on July 03, 2012, 03:37 pm
Anyone ever seen a fight between 2 potheads? Its pretty fucking hilarious ^-^

Was it only a verbal fight? over the last cone?  ;D
Title: Re: I'm going for a fag....
Post by: kryptoz on July 03, 2012, 03:42 pm
Anyone ever seen a fight between 2 potheads? Its pretty fucking hilarious ^-^

Was it only a verbal fight? over the last cone?  ;D

No no, I mean a legit fist fight, if you can even call it that.......lmao
Title: Re: I'm going for a fag....
Post by: Mishrume on July 03, 2012, 04:13 pm
Anyone ever seen a fight between 2 potheads? Its pretty fucking hilarious ^-^

Was it only a verbal fight? over the last cone?  ;D

No no, I mean a legit fist fight, if you can even call it that.......lmao

haha yeah that was sarcasm at its subtlest  :P I imagine the fight would have been popcorn material for sure!
Title: Re: I'm going for a fag....
Post by: kryptoz on July 03, 2012, 04:17 pm
Anyone ever seen a fight between 2 potheads? Its pretty fucking hilarious ^-^

Was it only a verbal fight? over the last cone?  ;D

No no, I mean a legit fist fight, if you can even call it that.......lmao

haha yeah that was sarcasm at its subtlest  :P I imagine the fight would have been popcorn material for sure!

"Dude where'd my weed go!"
"Fuck if I know man, you prolly smoked it!"
"No man you stole it give it back!!!"
"Nigga dafuq is you talkin bout"
"Comon man stop fucking aorund gimme it back T-T"
-swing & miss & falls to ground-

Short version of what happened, later we found out the moron had it in his back pocket....oh stoners ::)