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Discussion => Newbie discussion => Topic started by: themadhatterisback on September 15, 2013, 10:39 pm

Title: US Delivery Man, Anything to Almost Anywhere
Post by: themadhatterisback on September 15, 2013, 10:39 pm
Hey there, while I may be new to the forum I am not new to the business.
Obviously from the title of this post ill take anything across the US. From weed to coke to guns.
I have been doing this for two years, stopped about six months ago because I no longer needed the money. But due to unfortunate circumstances I need the money.
We can of course discuss prices, but the last job I did I took 4 keys of coke from Chicago to Austin for 10k.
But again we can discuss it im looking for work as soon as possible.
Title: Re: US Delivery Man, Anything to Almost Anywhere
Post by: Occams razor on September 15, 2013, 10:45 pm
Are you Jason Statham? lol  :P
Title: Re: US Delivery Man, Anything to Almost Anywhere
Post by: Gridlokk on September 15, 2013, 10:47 pm
Are you Jason Statham? lol  :P

He can't be Jason Statham. Jason Staham never looks inside the package  8)
Title: Re: US Delivery Man, Anything to Almost Anywhere
Post by: jentyb on September 16, 2013, 05:38 am
So officer should i just write my name and number at the bottom of the page or do you wanna meet in person before you arrest me?
Title: Re: US Delivery Man, Anything to Almost Anywhere
Post by: drinkNlove on September 16, 2013, 05:44 am
Are you Jason Statham? lol  :P


Rule #2, NO NAMES!

Geez, Occams razor...you should know that. ;)


EDIT: WOOOOOOO! 50TH POST! Oh, and good luck with your crazy, dangerous as all fuck, business, OP. DON'T DROP THE SOAP!
Title: Re: US Delivery Man, Anything to Almost Anywhere
Post by: afinch on September 16, 2013, 05:47 am
Well damn, I didn't know the trafficking business was that profitable! How do you even get into that?
Title: Re: US Delivery Man, Anything to Almost Anywhere
Post by: pair0monkeys on September 16, 2013, 06:02 am
You should start a Silk Road personal delivery service, drugs delivered straight to your door with no post office involvement :)
Title: Re: US Delivery Man, Anything to Almost Anywhere
Post by: drinkNlove on September 16, 2013, 06:21 am
You should start a Silk Road personal delivery service, drugs delivered straight to your door with no post office involvement :)

I buy drugs on SR so I DON'T have to meet the dealers.
Title: Re: US Delivery Man, Anything to Almost Anywhere
Post by: s600 on September 16, 2013, 07:24 am
interesting - I'll be in touch.
Title: Re: US Delivery Man, Anything to Almost Anywhere
Post by: themadhatterisback on September 16, 2013, 12:01 pm
Are you Jason Statham? lol  :P

Brah Im not Statham, hes english and drives a german car. Im a german and drive an english car  :P
Title: Re: US Delivery Man, Anything to Almost Anywhere
Post by: hamnana on September 16, 2013, 12:34 pm
Well damn, I didn't know the trafficking business was that profitable! How do you even get into that?

start a thread on the newbies board, for starters
Title: Re: US Delivery Man, Anything to Almost Anywhere
Post by: MrMates on September 17, 2013, 04:16 pm
Can you take my mother in law to some deserted island she can't get home from? ;D
Title: Re: US Delivery Man, Anything to Almost Anywhere
Post by: themadhatterisback on September 17, 2013, 07:46 pm
Can you take my mother in law to some deserted island she can't get home from? ;D
Hell yeah man. Lulz  ;D
Title: Re: US Delivery Man, Anything to Almost Anywhere
Post by: Pressed Rat on September 17, 2013, 08:14 pm
Can you drive my mom to the supermarket and help her bring the groceries inside?
Title: Re: US Delivery Man, Anything to Almost Anywhere
Post by: cryngie on September 17, 2013, 08:35 pm
Are you Jason Statham? lol  :P

Brah Im not Statham, hes english and drives a german car. Im a german and drive an english car  :P

Cant be a very reliable service if you drive a brit shit box
Title: Re: US Delivery Man, Anything to Almost Anywhere
Post by: sandl4nd on September 17, 2013, 08:52 pm
Are you Jason Statham? lol  :P

Brah Im not Statham, hes english and drives a german car. Im a german and drive an english car  :P

Cant be a very reliable service if you drive a brit shit box

You're not wrong.

@themadhatterisback what Brit car do you drive? O.o
Title: Re: US Delivery Man, Anything to Almost Anywhere
Post by: Dougggy on September 17, 2013, 09:49 pm
Become a vendor, because you look totally legit.
~D
Title: Re: US Delivery Man, Anything to Almost Anywhere
Post by: William Wallace on September 17, 2013, 10:47 pm
Sorry but delivering 4 keys from "Chicago to Austin" sounds like bullshit, since Austin is about 5 hours from the Mexican border.

You might have well claimed you delivered moonshine from Utah to the backwoods of Tennessee.
Title: Re: US Delivery Man, Anything to Almost Anywhere
Post by: jetskikiller on September 18, 2013, 01:25 am
I need a coconut delivered to Papua New Guinea ASAP. When can you leave?
Title: Re: US Delivery Man, Anything to Almost Anywhere
Post by: blondebitcoinbanker on September 18, 2013, 01:37 am
Sounds like a accident waiting to happen ::)
Title: Re: US Delivery Man, Anything to Almost Anywhere
Post by: donkeykong1234 on September 18, 2013, 01:43 am
Sorry but delivering 4 keys from "Chicago to Austin" sounds like bullshit, since Austin is about 5 hours from the Mexican border.

You might have well claimed you delivered moonshine from Utah to the backwoods of Tennessee.
Actually, it is plausible. The reason Chicago has had an uptick in violence is because one of the larger mexican cartels (Chapo Guzman's) is using it as a distribution hub in the US and thus has a monopoly on supply. Saw a sweet study about it in an economic journal recently. Since there is no longer supplier competition, profits in the middle have shrunk, resulting in people trying to get more corners to make up for it. I think a cartel spokesperson even announced in the media that they would do so (make chicago a distribution hub for the US).

The highways you need to take from Mexico to Austin are some of the most highly watched. Not so the other way round.
Title: Re: US Delivery Man, Anything to Almost Anywhere
Post by: donkeykong1234 on September 18, 2013, 01:48 am
Wanted to add that Chicago has a long tradition of corruption. There is some of that in Texas as well, but Chicago has a long history of corruption/bribery/etc.

I bet a custom's official at O'hare is easier to bribe than a Texas border guard.
Title: Re: US Delivery Man, Anything to Almost Anywhere
Post by: blondebitcoinbanker on September 18, 2013, 01:52 am
INTERESTING
Title: Re: US Delivery Man, Anything to Almost Anywhere
Post by: donkeykong1234 on September 18, 2013, 01:55 am
INTERESTING
I LIKE DRUGS AND I LIKE TO READ JOURNALS FROM VARIOUS DISCLIPLINES LIKE ECONOMICS, BIOLOGY, CHEMISTRY.

ALSO, POST#46
Title: Re: US Delivery Man, Anything to Almost Anywhere
Post by: neutron star on September 18, 2013, 02:37 am
Are you Jason Statham? lol  :P

Brah Im not Statham, hes english and drives a german car. Im a german and drive an english car  :P

Cant be a very reliable service if you drive a brit shit box

Perhaps he drives a Mini? 8D
Title: Re: US Delivery Man, Anything to Almost Anywhere
Post by: cryngie on September 18, 2013, 03:48 am
I need a coconut delivered to Papua New Guinea ASAP. When can you leave?

Now thats just plain racist  haha ha

Are you Jason Statham? lol  :P

Brah Im not Statham, hes english and drives a german car. Im a german and drive an english car  :P

Cant be a very reliable service if you drive a brit shit box

Perhaps he drives a Mini? 8D

I was thinking more a (in Jeromy Clarksons voice)   Jag
Title: Re: US Delivery Man, Anything to Almost Anywhere
Post by: ~o~WaterWalker~o~ on September 18, 2013, 04:02 am
everyone just uses drones now.. you are so 2007