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Market => Product offers => Topic started by: FuseIgnites on December 02, 2012, 02:03 am

Title: Discover a new alcohol that produces endorphin and receive free samples!
Post by: FuseIgnites on December 02, 2012, 02:03 am
Hey guys,

We're a new company and we have developed a product.
It's not an advertising, we're offering you possibility to test it and give an unbiaised review here.

So, what's different about our drink?
Concentrated beverage that stimulates your brain and makes it produce endorphin.

You can subscribe here: http://ignites.co
Title: Re: Discover a new alcohol that produces endorphin and receive free samples!
Post by: Nuggets on December 02, 2012, 02:23 am
Scary..
Title: Re: Discover a new alcohol that produces endorphin and receive free samples!
Post by: SpaceAce on December 02, 2012, 02:27 am
Someone's face is going to be ate.
Title: Re: Discover a new alcohol that produces endorphin and receive free samples!
Post by: eddiethegun on December 02, 2012, 02:54 am
There's some youtube videos under fuseignites showing people drinking it. I'm gonna go ahead and call this some viral marketing nonsense.
Title: Re: Discover a new alcohol that produces endorphin and receive free samples!
Post by: EzzeeK on December 02, 2012, 02:55 am
So, it's alcohol and some other ingredient that you said will remain a mystery.  Hmmm.  I'll pass on that.
Title: Re: Discover a new alcohol that produces endorphin and receive free samples!
Post by: oban_18 on December 02, 2012, 03:25 am
[clearnet link]

http://www.webmd.com/brain/news/20090319/endorphins-play-a-role-in-alcohols-effects

[clearnet link]

The researchers tested male rats with either injected saline or alcohol in various doses, then tracked the response of endorphins and other natural opioids at the midbrain area.

"We found that low to moderate but not high doses of alcohol increase the release of beta-endorphin in the VTA, one of the brain regions shown to be important for mediating the reward effect of alcohol," Gianoulakis says in a news release. "This supports a role of beta-endorphin in mediating some of the rewarding effects of alcohol."

So... you're selling low proof alcohol?... unimpressed.
Title: Re: Discover a new alcohol that produces endorphin and receive free samples!
Post by: FuseIgnites on December 02, 2012, 03:53 am
I'm gonna give away some more information.
We mixed alcohol and capsaicin together, but it's not "just" that.

Viral marketing? Why would any company risk itself here? We're 2 guys, a chemist and I. (plus, video quality is cheap and if you whois the url you'll find my RL address)
If you're doubtful it's even better for us if you're willing to do a review.

Again, it's free of charges, shipping cost is at our expense.
Title: Re: Discover a new alcohol that produces endorphin and receive free samples!
Post by: EzzeeK on December 02, 2012, 04:44 am
I don't think anyone here will be involved with someone who is selling a product and knows whats in it, yet won't divulge the ingredients.  I think it is better to just say want is in it instead of having a mystique surrounding it.  This does sound like some marketing bullshit.
Title: Re: Discover a new alcohol that produces endorphin and receive free samples!
Post by: kakkienakkie on December 02, 2012, 05:49 am
I'll take a sample. GC/MS analysis will be reported.
Title: Re: Discover a new alcohol that produces endorphin and receive free samples!
Post by: eddiethegun on December 02, 2012, 07:02 am
Capsaicin in alcohol? Sounds kinda badass (in a I'm-gonna-regret-this-tomorrow sort of way).

Alright I'd give you the benefit of the doubt. But I'll let someone else do the testing -- I value my digestive system at this point.
Title: Re: Discover a new alcohol that produces endorphin and receive free samples!
Post by: FuseIgnites on December 02, 2012, 11:54 pm
I don't think anyone here will be involved with someone who is selling a product and knows whats in it, yet won't divulge the ingredients.  I think it is better to just say want is in it instead of having a mystique surrounding it.  This does sound like some marketing bullshit.

I do think people here are involved with Coca-Cola company.

"the company presents the formula as a closely held trade secret known only to a few employees."
[clearnet link]
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coca-Cola_formula
[clearnet link]
Title: Re: Discover a new alcohol that produces endorphin and receive free samples!
Post by: BruceCampbell on December 02, 2012, 11:58 pm
So you mixed the ingredient in CS tear gas with alcohol to trick your body into releasing endorphins, or what?

So then what's stopping me from chugging a bottle of vodka mixed with hot sauce for the same effect, or just, you know, doing some drugs?
Title: Re: Discover a new alcohol that produces endorphin and receive free samples!
Post by: EzzeeK on December 03, 2012, 01:18 am
I don't think anyone here will be involved with someone who is selling a product and knows whats in it, yet won't divulge the ingredients.  I think it is better to just say want is in it instead of having a mystique surrounding it.  This does sound like some marketing bullshit.

I do think people here are involved with Coca-Cola company.

"the company presents the formula as a closely held trade secret known only to a few employees."
[clearnet link]
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coca-Cola_formula
[clearnet link]
What gives coke the flavor is the secret.  They don't hide active ingredients like caffeine.  If you are keeping the flavoring a secret that's ok, but everything else should be transparent.
Title: Re: Discover a new alcohol that produces endorphin and receive free samples!
Post by: saranottegan on December 03, 2012, 03:13 am
Um...wow.
Title: Re: Discover a new alcohol that produces endorphin and receive free samples!
Post by: quinone on December 03, 2012, 03:35 am
So you're selling a rusty nail shot?

(Shot of tequila with a squirt of tobasco sauce in it ... an awesome and very caring dring to give to your friend on his birthday before he finds out he just threw back the most agonizing drink his asshole friends could think of)
Title: Re: Discover a new alcohol that produces endorphin and receive free samples!
Post by: FuseIgnites on December 03, 2012, 06:40 am
The difference between, let's say, a rusty nail shot or home-made alcohol is about balance.
Worked 2 years to get the perfect recipe that is strong without killing your lips, mouth, tongue and throat.
Title: Re: Discover a new alcohol that produces endorphin and receive free samples!
Post by: quinone on December 03, 2012, 06:12 pm
The difference between, let's say, a rusty nail shot or home-made alcohol is about balance.
Worked 2 years to get the perfect recipe that is strong without killing your lips, mouth, tongue and throat.

The difference between a rusty nail shot and ... a rusty nail shot is it's the drink you order your friend who just turned of age and is drinking 'legally' for the first time, just to piss him off because he's never been in a bar and doesn't know what a rusty nail is and that it's a joke drink never meant to be consumed.

Unless you enjoy the agony of disgust and pain, the driving force of spending $4 on a shot for your friend :).