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Title: If The Silk Road was busted...
Post by: cindylove on May 04, 2012, 12:23 am
God forbid it would ever happen (massive bust that nets almost everyone, buyers, vendors, mods, everyone)

but the other day I was thinking...

Would it be awesome if we did time in the same prison, an SR Penitentiary. We'd finally see all the colorful characters here from DPR to the forum trolls to those fucking scammers. Haha

Discuss
Title: Re: If The Silk Road was busted...
Post by: Jimmy245 on May 04, 2012, 12:26 am
Yeah, that would be awesome.  Really fucking awesome.   ::)
Title: Re: If The Silk Road was busted...
Post by: Limetless on May 04, 2012, 12:26 am
I could do financial advice to the wardens like Andy DuFraine in Shawshank Redemption. Only I wouldn't be getting raped prior to this and I'd be doing it for MDMA/Bing/K and my iPhone.
Title: Re: If The Silk Road was busted...
Post by: simplyanon on May 04, 2012, 12:28 am
Poor Tony would get passed around like a crack pipe at a rehab clinic.

Title: Re: If The Silk Road was busted...
Post by: Limetless on May 04, 2012, 12:32 am
Poor Tony would get passed around like a crack pipe at a rehab clinic.

I bet Mister Dank would fuck him while whistpering "The police are watching me while they do this you know, it's true, they can do anything to you like I'm doing to you right now my sweet angel..." *licks ear*
Title: Re: If The Silk Road was busted...
Post by: simplyanon on May 04, 2012, 12:34 am
Poor Tony would get passed around like a crack pipe at a rehab clinic.

I bet Mister Dank would fuck him while whistpering "The police are watching me while they do this you know, it's true, they can do anything to you like I'm doing to you right now my sweet angel..." *licks ear*

I...Im...uhm, I'm not quite sure how to react to this one. Dude. You really threw me off. Wow...

I'm gonna go smoke a bowl now.
Title: Re: If The Silk Road was busted...
Post by: Limetless on May 04, 2012, 12:36 am
Haha yeah I went to the dark place....  8)
Title: Re: If The Silk Road was busted...
Post by: tomorrowman on May 04, 2012, 01:43 am
oh yeah that would be great, best idea i heard in a long time. looking forward to raping men in prison  ???
Title: Re: If The Silk Road was busted...
Post by: Limetless on May 04, 2012, 01:49 am
oh yeah that would be great, best idea i heard in a long time. looking forward to raping men in prison  ???

Bit of dark humor son.... Change your tampax.
Title: Re: If The Silk Road was busted...
Post by: tomorrowman on May 04, 2012, 01:52 am
oh yeah that would be great, best idea i heard in a long time. looking forward to raping men in prison  ???

Bit of dark humor son.... Change your tampax.

oh no worries, im quite the sarcastic guy. i was joking around too. lol
Title: Re: If The Silk Road was busted...
Post by: mdmamail on May 04, 2012, 01:52 am
Would DPR provide prison escrow so we can safely buy extremely overpriced prison weed in the yard with commissary noodles and chocolate bars?
Title: Re: If The Silk Road was busted...
Post by: Limetless on May 04, 2012, 01:55 am
oh yeah that would be great, best idea i heard in a long time. looking forward to raping men in prison  ???

Bit of dark humor son.... Change your tampax.

oh no worries, im quite the sarcastic guy. i was joking around too. lol

Sall good man. :P

And yeah but we need Ginsters Slices as well. Not having them would be shit. :(
Title: Re: If The Silk Road was busted...
Post by: simplyanon on May 04, 2012, 01:56 am
Would DPR provide prison escrow so we can safely buy extremely overpriced prison weed in the yard with commissary noodles and chocolate bars?

ONLY if you give him 10% of your noodles and chocolate. 
Title: Re: If The Silk Road was busted...
Post by: cindylove on May 04, 2012, 02:09 am
Poor Tony would get passed around like a crack pipe at a rehab clinic.

I bet Mister Dank would fuck him while whistpering "The police are watching me while they do this you know, it's true, they can do anything to you like I'm doing to you right now my sweet angel..." *licks ear*

I...Im...uhm, I'm not quite sure how to react to this one. Dude. You really threw me off. Wow...

I'm gonna go smoke a bowl now.

Yeah dude, wtf?? lol

Ditto on the bowl
Title: Re: If The Silk Road was busted...
Post by: Limetless on May 04, 2012, 02:10 am
Poor Tony would get passed around like a crack pipe at a rehab clinic.

I bet Mister Dank would fuck him while whistpering "The police are watching me while they do this you know, it's true, they can do anything to you like I'm doing to you right now my sweet angel..." *licks ear*

I...Im...uhm, I'm not quite sure how to react to this one. Dude. You really threw me off. Wow...

I'm gonna go smoke a bowl now.

Yeah dude, wtf?? lol

Ditto on the bowl

Lol.. Long day + he pisses me off daily = Things got dark...
Title: Re: If The Silk Road was busted...
Post by: blackend646 on May 04, 2012, 02:45 am
All orders would be shipped priority via the prison bitch's anus.

Which just gave me a thought, I wonder if there is a market for Jenkem on here. Maybe I should think about opening a seller account
Title: Re: If The Silk Road was busted...
Post by: Gary Oak on May 04, 2012, 03:43 am
I would totally be the fast food hookup, because you know that fucker's making bank!

"Yo you want a Big Mac? Whopper? I got some tater's for ya, you like french fried taters right boy?" ;D
Title: Re: If The Silk Road was busted...
Post by: TheBigDirty on May 04, 2012, 03:52 am
IDK, that prison would have the most drug entrepreneurs ever.  Regardless of how many random searches and drug dog runs, every motherfucker would be all over the place offering 5 kinds of Kush, pills of every strip, chinese fortune papers lacyed with
lsd and various mixes of research chemicals, shrooms, rocks, ice, pow-boom-pop.

It would be the greatest place to live ever because we'd all be out of our minds ripped on something great and wild exploring the colorful side of life we've grown to appreciate.  People might try to BREAK-IN to a motherfucking prison run by DPR and the SR boys & girls.

I think this prison would also have no incidents of rape or assault.
Title: Re: If The Silk Road was busted...
Post by: jazzanova on May 04, 2012, 06:04 pm
^ San Pedro prison in Bolivia, tourists regularly bribe guards to be allowed in to take some of the finest Boliviano with the inmates. Some friends of mine went while traveling, said it was nuts, just tip everyone and your fine apparently.
Not quite the pharmacopeia you'd get if DPR and friends were running the show though.

Jazzanova
Title: Re: If The Silk Road was busted...
Post by: Prawl42 on May 04, 2012, 06:36 pm
Poor Tony would get passed around like a crack pipe at a rehab clinic.

hahahahah!

and lim your one dark guy but totally agree with you on the ginsters slice!
Title: Re: If The Silk Road was busted...
Post by: GreenGiant on May 04, 2012, 08:40 pm
oh yeah that would be great, best idea i heard in a long time. looking forward to raping men in prison  ???

Bit of dark humor son.... Change your tampax.

I don't think many Americans understand the twisted humor of us Brits  ::)
Title: Re: If The Silk Road was busted...
Post by: Limetless on May 04, 2012, 08:45 pm
oh yeah that would be great, best idea i heard in a long time. looking forward to raping men in prison  ???

Bit of dark humor son.... Change your tampax.

I don't think many Americans understand the twisted humor of us Brits  ::)

Think you could be right mate!
Title: Re: If The Silk Road was busted...
Post by: cindylove on May 05, 2012, 06:27 am
People might try to BREAK-IN to a motherfucking prison run by DPR and the SR boys & girls.

Haha, most definately
Title: Re: If The Silk Road was busted...
Post by: hatedpatriot on May 05, 2012, 06:47 am
I could do financial advice to the wardens like Andy DuFraine in Shawshank Redemption. Only I wouldn't be getting raped prior to this and I'd be doing it for MDMA/Bing/K and my iPhone.
Teach us all how to get interest on that candy bar. Or how to launder soups.
Title: Re: If The Silk Road was busted...
Post by: cacoethes on May 06, 2012, 09:00 pm
All orders would be shipped priority via the prison bitch's anus.

*Laughs, spews cola all over laptop*

Any chance on getting a DCN with that order?
Title: Re: If The Silk Road was busted...
Post by: wowzers on May 06, 2012, 09:29 pm
https://www.nytimes.com/2011/06/04/world/americas/04venez.html?_r=1&pagewanted=all

Sounds awesome minus the guns & chang.
Title: Re: If The Silk Road was busted...
Post by: Ordos on May 09, 2012, 12:34 am
We get ADSL and a desktop in our cell right?

PS: On a more serious note; I would hope that SR, as well as any well developed darknet site, would have a plan to stay up even after LE intervention.  I've always envisioned having a mirror site that can be launched if the primary site is compromised.  And of course the secondary system admin would have to be of no relation to the person running the primary site.
Then again this should be common sense to any determined sys admin.
Title: Re: If The Silk Road was busted...
Post by: Limetless on May 09, 2012, 12:37 am
Google "Hotel K", maybe that's what it would be like.
Title: Re: If The Silk Road was busted...
Post by: philter3 on May 09, 2012, 01:16 am

PS: On a more serious note; I would hope that SR, as well as any well developed darknet site, would have a plan to stay up even after LE intervention.  I've always envisioned having a mirror site that can be launched if the primary site is compromised.  And of course the secondary system admin would have to be of no relation to the person running the primary site.
Then again this should be common sense to any determined sys admin.

 Well the forum is the backup to S.R. And then there is already a backup forum to the forum ("Not Silk Road"), if more of the best vendors start using .onions for their own portfolio sites, then all that needs to be replaced in the event of S.R. 1.0 going down is the common escrow and dispute resolution system.

 One thing I have wondered.. is it possible/practical, to extend the use of PGP/GPG pubkey/privkey encryption to a login system? 
 
Title: Re: If The Silk Road was busted...
Post by: Ordos on May 09, 2012, 01:31 am
Implementing asymmetric encryption to login would seem to add a measure of security but I don't foresee most users breaking out GPG to encrypt their login credentials before copy/pasting the encrypted block into a login page.  Nor does it seem practical for SR to distribute a modified browser that would handle this extra layer of encryption on it's own.

I'm guessing the short answer is no, it won't happen.
Title: Re: If The Silk Road was busted...
Post by: philter3 on May 09, 2012, 02:41 am
I was thinking more along the lines of a one-time registry thing.

You register.. and as part of the registration process you submit a tormail and a pubkey. The system automagically encrypts a verification code with your pubkey and emails it to you. You decrypt and read code, then return to site to input it.

 System then adds your verified pubkey to your profile. Thereafter your ident is more secured in terms of the system and you talking.

 I agree that typical logins wouldn't fly for breaking out the crypto.

Title: Re: If The Silk Road was busted...
Post by: flicky42 on May 09, 2012, 03:16 am
Poor Tony would get passed around like a crack pipe at a rehab clinic.

I bet Mister Dank would fuck him while whistpering "The police are watching me while they do this you know, it's true, they can do anything to you like I'm doing to you right now my sweet angel..." *licks ear*

Omg best post in the whole fucking thread.

Can you just imagine what life would be like for Mr Dank if he was in jail? He'd be shaking and drinking his own piss becuase he'd be so afraid the cops poisoned his water or something.
Title: Re: If The Silk Road was busted...
Post by: Ordos on May 09, 2012, 04:01 am
If I may counter with another suggestion.  What if GPG encrypted data was the only thing allowed to be sent through the Silk Road message system.  It would only take a simple statement comparing the message to a regular expression that could verify that the message is indeed formatted like a GPG code block. 

Code: [Select]
if message == /regex/:
        allow_message()
else
        ask_user_to_encrypt()

The market place would only allow encrypted data and users could go to the forum to communicate in a less private manner.
Title: Re: If The Silk Road was busted...
Post by: simplyanon on May 09, 2012, 04:05 am
If I may counter with another suggestion.  What if GPG encrypted data was the only thing allowed to be sent through the Silk Road message system.  It would only take a simple statement comparing the message to a regular expression that could verify that the message is indeed formatted like a GPG code block. 

Code: [Select]
if message == /regex/:
        allow_message()
else
        ask_user_to_encrypt()

The market place would only allow encrypted data and users could go to the forum to communicate in a less private manner.

THAT, would be a pain in the ass. Unless a vendor requires it, I never encrypt anything but my address. Saves me time. Saves them time.
Title: Re: If The Silk Road was busted...
Post by: Ordos on May 09, 2012, 04:32 am
It would be a very big pain in the ass.  That's why it isn't posted in the "Feature Request" forum.
Title: Re: If The Silk Road was busted...
Post by: davebowman on May 15, 2012, 03:20 pm
Above the main entrance to our prison as you walk in it should say, "You are now leaving the prison."
Title: Re: If The Silk Road was busted...
Post by: PlaneMode on May 15, 2012, 03:52 pm
I'd like to see Limetless and Mister Dank in the same cell.
Just to hear all the stuff Limetless would be saying to Mister Dank just bothering him and Mist Dank getting all angry and pissed, asking the guards if they can change him from cell.
Title: Re: If The Silk Road was busted...
Post by: Limetless on May 15, 2012, 04:16 pm
I'd like to see Limetless and Mister Dank in the same cell.
Just to hear all the stuff Limetless would be saying to Mister Dank just bothering him and Mist Dank getting all angry and pissed, asking the guards if they can change him from cell.

I'd pimp him out for Bing money

1 person simple shag - 10 BTC
1 person kinky shit and anal - 16BTC

Two-up simple shag - 18 BTC
Twos-up kinky shit and anal - 29BTC

Gangbang - 12BTC a head and bring your own splooge cap....can't be having my investment getting AIDS....
Title: Re: If The Silk Road was busted...
Post by: PlaneMode on May 15, 2012, 04:23 pm
I'd like to see Limetless and Mister Dank in the same cell.
Just to hear all the stuff Limetless would be saying to Mister Dank just bothering him and Mist Dank getting all angry and pissed, asking the guards if they can change him from cell.

I'd pimp him out for Bing money

1 person simple shag - 10 BTC
1 person kinky shit and anal - 16BTC

Two-up simple shag - 18 BTC
Twos-up kinky shit and anal - 29BTC

Gangbang - 12BTC a head and bring your own splooge cap....can't be having my investment getting AIDS....

Ha, well then, I'll be selling condoms and Viagra at the door in exchange for benzos.
Title: Re: If The Silk Road was busted...
Post by: Limetless on May 15, 2012, 04:38 pm
I'd like to see Limetless and Mister Dank in the same cell.
Just to hear all the stuff Limetless would be saying to Mister Dank just bothering him and Mist Dank getting all angry and pissed, asking the guards if they can change him from cell.

I'd pimp him out for Bing money

1 person simple shag - 10 BTC
1 person kinky shit and anal - 16BTC

Two-up simple shag - 18 BTC
Twos-up kinky shit and anal - 29BTC

Gangbang - 12BTC a head and bring your own splooge cap....can't be having my investment getting AIDS....

Ha, well then, I'll be selling condoms and Viagra at the door in exchange for benzos.


You sir, have got yourself a partnership.
Title: Re: If The Silk Road was busted...
Post by: Prawl42 on May 15, 2012, 05:24 pm
I'd like to see Limetless and Mister Dank in the same cell.
Just to hear all the stuff Limetless would be saying to Mister Dank just bothering him and Mist Dank getting all angry and pissed, asking the guards if they can change him from cell.

I'd pimp him out for Bing money

1 person simple shag - 10 BTC
1 person kinky shit and anal - 16BTC

Two-up simple shag - 18 BTC
Twos-up kinky shit and anal - 29BTC

Gangbang - 12BTC a head and bring your own splooge cap....can't be having my investment getting AIDS....

Over charging a bit aint we? :) if hes anything like his mother its way to much
Title: Re: If The Silk Road was busted...
Post by: Limetless on May 15, 2012, 05:33 pm
I'd like to see Limetless and Mister Dank in the same cell.
Just to hear all the stuff Limetless would be saying to Mister Dank just bothering him and Mist Dank getting all angry and pissed, asking the guards if they can change him from cell.

I'd pimp him out for Bing money

1 person simple shag - 10 BTC
1 person kinky shit and anal - 16BTC

Two-up simple shag - 18 BTC
Twos-up kinky shit and anal - 29BTC

Gangbang - 12BTC a head and bring your own splooge cap....can't be having my investment getting AIDS....

Over charging a bit aint we? :) if hes anything like his mother its way to much

LMAO
Title: Re: If The Silk Road was busted...
Post by: dankology on May 15, 2012, 05:52 pm
God forbid it would ever happen (massive bust that nets almost everyone, buyers, vendors, mods, everyone)

but the other day I was thinking...

Would it be awesome if we did time in the same prison, an SR Penitentiary. We'd finally see all the colorful characters here from DPR to the forum trolls to those fucking scammers. Haha

Discuss

Imagine how successful we would all end up after coming out of that prison.  Everyone sharing each others tricks of the trades and whatnot, we'd all be ten times more effective the day we walk out.  Maybe thats why prison doesn't scare me so much.  I look at it like a criminal college, and if I ever go I know I'm gonna learn some good techniques.  Its so funny people are still dumb enough to believe that prisons actually help change people into "model citizens"
Title: Re: If The Silk Road was busted...
Post by: fitness_n_herb on May 16, 2012, 02:39 am
I'd like to see Limetless and Mister Dank in the same cell.
Just to hear all the stuff Limetless would be saying to Mister Dank just bothering him and Mist Dank getting all angry and pissed, asking the guards if they can change him from cell.

I'd pimp him out for Bing money

1 person simple shag - 10 BTC
1 person kinky shit and anal - 16BTC

Two-up simple shag - 18 BTC
Twos-up kinky shit and anal - 29BTC

Gangbang - 12BTC a head and bring your own splooge cap....can't be having my investment getting AIDS....

Hey man, are allowed to take a souvenir? See Americans can get twisted too. Still dont understand your version of the office though. 
Title: Re: If The Silk Road was busted...
Post by: Limetless on May 16, 2012, 02:49 am
I'd like to see Limetless and Mister Dank in the same cell.
Just to hear all the stuff Limetless would be saying to Mister Dank just bothering him and Mist Dank getting all angry and pissed, asking the guards if they can change him from cell.

I'd pimp him out for Bing money

1 person simple shag - 10 BTC
1 person kinky shit and anal - 16BTC

Two-up simple shag - 18 BTC
Twos-up kinky shit and anal - 29BTC

Gangbang - 12BTC a head and bring your own splooge cap....can't be having my investment getting AIDS....

Hey man, are allowed to take a souvenir? See Americans can get twisted too. Still dont understand your version of the office though.

I will allow you to put the jazz-sack in Mister Dank's mouth and you to take a "Thumbs Up" pic as a souvenir. This will be an additional 2 BTC or 5BTC if you want it framed.

And don't even talk to me about the U.S version of The Office...it makes me hate myself when I watch it. 
Title: Re: If The Silk Road was busted...
Post by: cindylove on May 16, 2012, 03:41 pm
Imagine how successful we would all end up after coming out of that prison.  Everyone sharing each others tricks of the trades and whatnot, we'd all be ten times more effective the day we walk out.  Maybe thats why prison doesn't scare me so much.  I look at it like a criminal college, and if I ever go I know I'm gonna learn some good techniques.  Its so funny people are still dumb enough to believe that prisons actually help change people into "model citizens"

Haha, reminds me of the scene in the movie "Blow" where Carl Jung meets his future partner while in prison.