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Discussion => Off topic => Topic started by: Ahoyhoy on August 15, 2012, 08:36 am

Title: Bollocks to the lot of you!
Post by: Ahoyhoy on August 15, 2012, 08:36 am


You can all kiss my black ass you bunch of tossers.

(no offense....just letting off steam)

Title: Re: Bollocks to the lot of you!
Post by: Limetless on August 15, 2012, 08:43 am
What's up man? You don't seem a happy chap today.
Title: Re: Bollocks to the lot of you!
Post by: Ahoyhoy on August 15, 2012, 08:55 am

Truckload of shit at work.....Drowned my sorrows last night with 2 bottles of red and a few episodes of Eastenders on Iplayer (helps to watch the lives of people who have a shittier deal than me). Slept like a cunt, but woke up with a right fucking head on. I swear I shall unleash hell on anyone who dicks around with me today! Oh yes.
Title: Re: Bollocks to the lot of you!
Post by: Limetless on August 15, 2012, 08:57 am
Get a punch bag dude, helps me kill off the stress.
Title: Re: Bollocks to the lot of you!
Post by: Ahoyhoy on August 15, 2012, 09:12 am


Thanks for the idea, but posting angry bollocks on SR is working for me at the mo.
Title: Re: Bollocks to the lot of you!
Post by: Limetless on August 15, 2012, 09:13 am
Lol have fun mate. :P
Title: Re: Bollocks to the lot of you!
Post by: Ahoyhoy on August 15, 2012, 09:15 am


.....You're all cunts.....the lot of you.
Title: Re: Bollocks to the lot of you!
Post by: b0lixtrader on August 15, 2012, 09:19 am
hahaha
Title: Re: Bollocks to the lot of you!
Post by: Ahoyhoy on August 15, 2012, 04:01 pm



I'm back you granny slapping bollock wankers!

Actually, I've calmed down now. I'm just being gratuitously abusive coz I've realised it feels quite good.
Title: Re: Bollocks to the lot of you!
Post by: Christy Nugs on August 15, 2012, 04:14 pm
lol
Title: Re: Bollocks to the lot of you!
Post by: Ahoyhoy on August 15, 2012, 04:40 pm
lol


never mind lol, how about straddling my big black beast you dirty slut.
Title: Re: Bollocks to the lot of you!
Post by: Adasel on August 15, 2012, 04:43 pm
Two bottles of red???
Fuck that shit.  I stick to white, therefore my shit doesnt go black the next day and i dont get a massive hangover, as if someone put a axe right through my fucking skull.

But hey, wine for the win anyway.
Title: Re: Bollocks to the lot of you!
Post by: Christy Nugs on August 15, 2012, 05:05 pm
lol


never mind lol, how about straddling my big black beast you dirty slut.

rofl then  :P
step back and keep ur hands and other members inside the roller coaster!!
Title: Re: Bollocks to the lot of you!
Post by: Ahoyhoy on August 19, 2012, 05:51 pm
~~~~~~ MESSAGE TO ALL SR MEMBERS WHO HAVE READ THIS POST ~~~~~

I would like to formally apologise for my gratuitous outburst of bad language and negative energy. Whilst I did find the process extremely therapeutic, I now realise that it was at the expense of your collective sensibilities. You should not have been exposed to my bad shit.

I can confirm that I have given up drinking red wine and shall hereafter act with a level of decorum more fitting to the SR community.

Thank you
You cunts.
Title: Re: Bollocks to the lot of you!
Post by: johnwholesome on August 19, 2012, 05:56 pm
...errrm.....what kind of  bollocks? Them sweaty hairy ones? Or more of the clean shaven type? Maybe some special shape or size? Or even deformities! Deformities rule when  distributing bollocks!!!!

Please do elaborate...
Title: Re: Bollocks to the lot of you!
Post by: Adasel on August 19, 2012, 06:39 pm
Quote
~~~~~~ MESSAGE TO ALL SR MEMBERS WHO HAVE READ THIS POST ~~~~~

I would like to formally apologise for my gratuitous outburst of bad language and negative energy. Whilst I did find the process extremely therapeutic, I now realise that it was at the expense of your collective sensibilities. You should not have been exposed to my bad shit.

I can confirm that I have given up drinking red wine and shall hereafter act with a level of decorum more fitting to the SR community.

Thank you
You cunts.

Fuck all that.  I just watched The Last Airbender  >:(
Title: Re: Bollocks to the lot of you!
Post by: Ahoyhoy on September 17, 2012, 08:33 pm
...errrm.....what kind of  bollocks? Them sweaty hairy ones? Or more of the clean shaven type? Maybe some special shape or size? Or even deformities! Deformities rule when  distributing bollocks!!!!

Please do elaborate...


Large, sweaty, hairy and capacious ones.
Title: Re: Bollocks to the lot of you!
Post by: Mercury31 on September 17, 2012, 08:39 pm
With sweet and sour...
Sometimes i got the same issue..
Im a patient guy but when the shit hits the fan..
I explode and once in a while a door gets a brutal beatdown..
cost me a little but there isnt anybody hurt (physical or emotionally)