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Discussion => Off topic => Topic started by: Limetless on May 04, 2013, 08:34 am

Title: Kim Jong Un....
Post by: Limetless on May 04, 2013, 08:34 am
Does he look like the Muffin Man or a very fat baby in a boiler suit?

Any other comparisons are welcome.
Title: Re: Kim Jong Un....
Post by: negativekarma on May 04, 2013, 09:04 am
he looks like a gook or a slopehead, what else do you expect idiot?

go fake some synth tables.. dont waste my time
Title: Re: Kim Jong Un....
Post by: Jack N Hoff on May 04, 2013, 09:09 am
I always thought he looked like a chipmonk.

youtube.com/watch?v=VJNBfBr-OGU
Title: Re: Kim Jong Un....
Post by: BruceCampbell on May 04, 2013, 09:22 am
I think he looks like Psy and Private Pyle from Full Metal Jacket had a lovechild. I bet he beats and rapes boys. Shit talking despot. Dictators piss me off I guess.
Title: Re: Kim Jong Un....
Post by: Ron Swanson on May 04, 2013, 10:46 pm
he looks like the worlds sexiest man obviously.

http://www.theonion.com/articles/kim-jongun-named-the-onions-sexiest-man-alive-for,30379/
Title: Re: Kim Jong Un....
Post by: sirius on May 04, 2013, 11:05 pm
I hear reports of widespread cannibalism from nk.. Also something about people trying to eat tree bark.
Weird people the koreans.. I know a guy who is half north korean. He is a weird fucking dude.

I haven't really payed attention to pics of kim jong un.. I assumed he would look like a baby faced kim jong ill.
Title: Re: Kim Jong Un....
Post by: Limetless on May 04, 2013, 11:15 pm
I hear reports of widespread cannibalism from nk..

"What we have with our rice today Father?"

"Mother..."
Title: Re: Kim Jong Un....
Post by: BruceCampbell on May 04, 2013, 11:21 pm
1. Wake up to mandatory propaganda broadcast
2. Eat mouse for breakfast
3. Methamphetamine
4. Work in factory or on farm for 12 hours
5. Smoke ditch weed wrapped in newspaper
6. Simmer grandma's bones in a stock pot with some blades of grass and eat grandma soup.
7. Sleep
8. Repeat
Title: Re: Kim Jong Un....
Post by: cerealbox on May 04, 2013, 11:28 pm
1. Wake up to mandatory propaganda broadcast
2. Eat mouse for breakfast
3. Methamphetamine
4. Work in factory or on farm for 12 hours
5. Smoke ditch weed wrapped in newspaper
6. Simmer grandma's bones in a stock pot with some blades of grass and eat grandma soup.
7. Sleep
8. Repeat

Mouse? You lucky bastard.

Kim Jung Un doesn't look like anyone else to me but a glorious leader who will defeat the imperialist American pigs.
Title: Re: Kim Jong Un....
Post by: DanDanTheIceCreamMan on May 04, 2013, 11:30 pm
I hear reports of widespread cannibalism from nk.. Also something about people trying to eat tree bark.
Weird people the koreans.. I know a guy who is half north korean. He is a weird fucking dude.

I haven't really payed attention to pics of kim jong un.. I assumed he would look like a baby faced kim jong ill.

They don't cannibalize and eat tree bark because they're weird. They do it because they're literally starving to death. All North Koreans are prisoners. They are forced into work camps and if they try to leave the country the gov't not only kills them, but they kill the rest of their family as well. My heart goes out to anyone that is trapped in that nightmare of a country. And also I think he looks like the gangnam style guy.
Title: Re: Kim Jong Un....
Post by: cerealbox on May 05, 2013, 02:42 am
I hear reports of widespread cannibalism from nk.. Also something about people trying to eat tree bark.
Weird people the koreans.. I know a guy who is half north korean. He is a weird fucking dude.

I haven't really payed attention to pics of kim jong un.. I assumed he would look like a baby faced kim jong ill.

They don't cannibalize and eat tree bark because they're weird. They do it because they're literally starving to death. All North Koreans are prisoners. They are forced into work camps and if they try to leave the country the gov't not only kills them, but they kill the rest of their family as well. My heart goes out to anyone that is trapped in that nightmare of a country. And also I think he looks like the gangnam style guy.

Yeah, but if that's the life you grow up in, I bey you're gonna come out pretty weird.
Title: Re: Kim Jong Un....
Post by: DanDanTheIceCreamMan on May 06, 2013, 02:39 am
I hear reports of widespread cannibalism from nk.. Also something about people trying to eat tree bark.
Weird people the koreans.. I know a guy who is half north korean. He is a weird fucking dude.

I haven't really payed attention to pics of kim jong un.. I assumed he would look like a baby faced kim jong ill.

They don't cannibalize and eat tree bark because they're weird. They do it because they're literally starving to death. All North Koreans are prisoners. They are forced into work camps and if they try to leave the country the gov't not only kills them, but they kill the rest of their family as well. My heart goes out to anyone that is trapped in that nightmare of a country. And also I think he looks like the gangnam style guy.

Yeah, but if that's the life you grow up in, I bey you're gonna come out pretty weird.

Yeah I agree. I think the average height for an adult male is something crazy like 5'1" because of the malnutrition there.
Title: Re: Kim Jong Un....
Post by: loniax on May 06, 2013, 02:46 am
1. Wake up to mandatory propaganda broadcast
2. Eat mouse for breakfast
3. Methamphetamine
4. Work in factory or on farm for 12 hours
5. Smoke ditch weed wrapped in newspaper
6. Simmer grandma's bones in a stock pot with some blades of grass and eat grandma soup.
7. Sleep
8. Repeat

Dont think Id care about anythign as long as they fed me meth
Title: Re: Kim Jong Un....
Post by: BruceCampbell on May 06, 2013, 08:05 am
I read an article that said methamphetmaine is used in N. Korea as a cure-all and is widely available. Some people don't even know its bad for you or addictive.
Title: Re: Kim Jong Un....
Post by: pakchoi23 on May 06, 2013, 06:50 pm
I hear reports of widespread cannibalism from nk..

"What we have with our rice today Father?"

"Mother..."

I just spat tea  ;D
Title: Re: Kim Jong Un....
Post by: Limetless on May 06, 2013, 09:23 pm
I hear reports of widespread cannibalism from nk..

"What we have with our rice today Father?"

"Mother..."

I just spat tea  ;D

:D
Title: Re: Kim Jong Un....
Post by: grdr on May 06, 2013, 11:27 pm
really sad country that north korea is. people are small there due to malnutrition - but their leader is smalll too even though he's living like a god. Also there's work camps - same as german concentration camps. they put some people there for no reason just being relatives with someone who committed some petty crime. Also they do human experiments there...
Title: Re: Kim Jong Un....
Post by: cerealbox on May 06, 2013, 11:50 pm
really sad country that north korea is. people are small there due to malnutrition - but their leader is smalll too even though he's living like a god. Also there's work camps - same as german concentration camps. they put some people there for no reason just being relatives with someone who committed some petty crime. Also they do human experiments there...
yeah, but on the plus side, it's the only country in the world (Netherlands included) in which pot is totally and 100% legal for any purposes. Also the ultimate bragging-rights vacation spot.
Title: Re: Kim Jong Un....
Post by: xpsbud on May 07, 2013, 12:12 am
The NK girl brought her boyfriend home and her cannibal father welcomed the lad - "It's great to finally (eat) (meat) MEET you!"

Seriously the situation there is so horribly sad.
Title: Re: Kim Jong Un....
Post by: Limetless on May 07, 2013, 02:36 am
On a serious note does anyone agree that the DPRK is just proof that socialism doesn't work and that the leftists should be burned at the stake? Or is that just me?
Title: Re: Kim Jong Un....
Post by: cerealbox on May 07, 2013, 02:45 am
On a serious note does anyone agree that the DPRK is just proof that socialism doesn't work and that the leftists should be burned at the stake? Or is that just me?

"I am not a Marxist"
~Karl Marx
Title: Re: Kim Jong Un....
Post by: Limetless on May 07, 2013, 02:51 am
On a serious note does anyone agree that the DPRK is just proof that socialism doesn't work and that the leftists should be burned at the stake? Or is that just me?

"I am not a Marxist"
~Karl Marx

Hehehehe.

Having said all this though credit where credit is due the DPRK does know how to hang on to power. Keeping everyone starved to death so they have to worry about food and not about hiding guns need to pop off Dear Leader Jnr is quite a good tactic.
Title: Re: Kim Jong Un....
Post by: grdr on May 07, 2013, 05:14 am
really sad country that north korea is. people are small there due to malnutrition - but their leader is smalll too even though he's living like a god. Also there's work camps - same as german concentration camps. they put some people there for no reason just being relatives with someone who committed some petty crime. Also they do human experiments there...
yeah, but on the plus side, it's the only country in the world (Netherlands included) in which pot is totally and 100% legal for any purposes. Also the ultimate bragging-rights vacation spot.

opium is legal too but whats the point ? if people don't have anything to eat drugs are the last thing they think about. Also methamphetamine pills ( for asian market) are legally produced there also heroin - pure heroin. Like they have facilities with scientists making drugs. So imagine north korea should have the best quality heroin in the world. i wish i could try it I imagine it's white and potent and clean as hell...
Title: Re: Kim Jong Un....
Post by: joywind on May 07, 2013, 06:55 am
the ameriacans are not guilt free in this

they impose economic sanctions on north korea, leading to starving children

no, i am not defending north korea. their leaders are scum. but so are our leaders who are starving north korean people for the crimes of their leaders
Title: Re: Kim Jong Un....
Post by: Limetless on May 07, 2013, 08:26 am
the ameriacans are not guilt free in this

they impose economic sanctions on north korea, leading to starving children

no, i am not defending north korea. their leaders are scum. but so are our leaders who are starving north korean people for the crimes of their leaders

Lol that's a kinda bullshit opinion in my opinion. The idea that America alone is starving the DPRK to death is crap. Nobody trades with the DPRK because they are a bunch of crazy fucks that only the Chinese who are only less crazy because they do economics right trade with but even they get pissed with them.
Title: Re: Kim Jong Un....
Post by: cerealbox on May 07, 2013, 10:29 am
the ameriacans are not guilt free in this

they impose economic sanctions on north korea, leading to starving children

no, i am not defending north korea. their leaders are scum. but so are our leaders who are starving north korean people for the crimes of their leaders

The Americans and many others give humanitarian aid to North Korea. Food and supplies to feed and keep their people alive. The US also actively encourages NK trade with the South and China. North Korea claims the humanitarian aid is tribute given to the government as other countries are in awe of North Koreas might. Very litttle of the aid packages actually make it to their people, as most are used by the government in some form or another.
Title: Re: Kim Jong Un....
Post by: Miss Sexy Boots on May 07, 2013, 10:49 am
I read an article that said methamphetmaine is used in N. Korea as a cure-all and is widely available. Some people don't even know its bad for you or addictive.

Yeah I heard they love the stuff up there too... Means you crave the PeeKing Duck a little less, eat a little less noodle, work a little longer the hours, and make best longer standing fierce looking boarder patrol guard...  >:( >:( >:( >:(

Those poor N.K peeps... How much would that place suck living at? And how much more would it suck to be an amphet SR vendor over there??? Along with the slow internet connection, the gear cheaper to buy at the corner market and the slow motion 'donkey back delivery' - well out of luck on all levels :(

Just waiting for a Kim Jong Un vendor page to open up - shipping 100kg bags of pharmacy grade Meth... worldwide. Wonder if DPR would see this as lib in any way???
Title: Re: Kim Jong Un....
Post by: cerealbox on May 07, 2013, 11:07 am
I read an article that said methamphetmaine is used in N. Korea as a cure-all and is widely available. Some people don't even know its bad for you or addictive.
Along with the slow internet connection, the gear cheaper to buy at the corner market and the slow motion 'donkey back delivery' - well out of luck on all levels :(

Just waiting for a Kim Jong Un vendor page to open up - shipping 100kg bags of pharmacy grade Meth... worldwide. Wonder if DPR would see this as lib in any way???

Huh? You are aware that North Koreans aren't allowed an internet connection, right? Being caught using it results in being sent to a prison camp indefinitely where you'll probably die in a few years. You're not even allowed to watch TV channels other than the one broadcast by DPRK itself. They have people going around making sure there aren't any TVs that have been tampered with to receive South Korean television. Violators are executed if they're lucky.
Title: Re: Kim Jong Un....
Post by: joywind on May 07, 2013, 03:15 pm
the ameriacans are not guilt free in this

they impose economic sanctions on north korea, leading to starving children

no, i am not defending north korea. their leaders are scum. but so are our leaders who are starving north korean people for the crimes of their leaders

Lol that's a kinda bullshit opinion in my opinion. The idea that America alone is starving the DPRK to death is crap. Nobody trades with the DPRK because they are a bunch of crazy fucks that only the Chinese who are only less crazy because they do economics right trade with but even they get pissed with them.
well i didn't say 'america alone' is responsible for the situation in north korea. North Korea is obviously hurting its own people by maintaining its failed totalitarian system, death camps, etc. America is making the situation even worse by imposing economic sanctions on the country. Economic sanctions increases poverty, starvation, etc.

So the north korean people are getting fucked both by their own government, and by governments abroad.

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The Americans and many others give humanitarian aid to North Korea. Food and supplies to feed and keep their people alive. The US also actively encourages NK trade with the South and China. North Korea claims the humanitarian aid is tribute given to the government as other countries are in awe of North Koreas might. Very litttle of the aid packages actually make it to their people, as most are used by the government in some form or another.
And yet the americans still impose economic sanctions on the country, which cripples the nation economically, and contributes to the food shortages.




Title: Re: Kim Jong Un....
Post by: BruceCampbell on May 07, 2013, 06:57 pm
North Korea doesn't really have internet, and I highly doubt any country is going to let a package sent from North Korea into their borders without being opened, scanned for radiation, etc.

There are no North Korean SR vendors lol.
Title: Re: Kim Jong Un....
Post by: grdr on May 07, 2013, 07:22 pm
North korea has internet for certain people also censored.
Title: Re: Kim Jong Un....
Post by: Limetless on May 07, 2013, 10:22 pm
the ameriacans are not guilt free in this

they impose economic sanctions on north korea, leading to starving children

no, i am not defending north korea. their leaders are scum. but so are our leaders who are starving north korean people for the crimes of their leaders

Lol that's a kinda bullshit opinion in my opinion. The idea that America alone is starving the DPRK to death is crap. Nobody trades with the DPRK because they are a bunch of crazy fucks that only the Chinese who are only less crazy because they do economics right trade with but even they get pissed with them.
well i didn't say 'america alone' is responsible for the situation in north korea. North Korea is obviously hurting its own people by maintaining its failed totalitarian system, death camps, etc. America is making the situation even worse by imposing economic sanctions on the country. Economic sanctions increases poverty, starvation, etc.

So the north korean people are getting fucked both by their own government, and by governments abroad.

Quote
The Americans and many others give humanitarian aid to North Korea. Food and supplies to feed and keep their people alive. The US also actively encourages NK trade with the South and China. North Korea claims the humanitarian aid is tribute given to the government as other countries are in awe of North Koreas might. Very litttle of the aid packages actually make it to their people, as most are used by the government in some form or another.
And yet the americans still impose economic sanctions on the country, which cripples the nation economically, and contributes to the food shortages.

It was quite obviously implied....
Title: Re: Kim Jong Un....
Post by: sirius on May 08, 2013, 12:34 am
I hear reports of widespread cannibalism from nk.. Also something about people trying to eat tree bark.
Weird people the koreans.. I know a guy who is half north korean. He is a weird fucking dude.

I haven't really payed attention to pics of kim jong un.. I assumed he would look like a baby faced kim jong ill.

They don't cannibalize and eat tree bark because they're weird. They do it because they're literally starving to death. All North Koreans are prisoners. They are forced into work camps and if they try to leave the country the gov't not only kills them, but they kill the rest of their family as well. My heart goes out to anyone that is trapped in that nightmare of a country. And also I think he looks like the gangnam style guy.
.... Yeah.
Thanks I had no idea..