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Market => Product requests => Topic started by: jpisbetterthanme on February 04, 2012, 03:18 am
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Any Katt Williams fans out there in Illegal Narcotics Land? In one of his specials he rants a little about how he doesn't want shit with some crazy name that will make him stare at the 'frigerator for four hours; he just wants Reggalar Weed - it should say that right on the bag.
YEAH. +1 +1 +1 !!
I like to smoke ! Getting stupidly high is a good time too but I'm one of those people what who be smokin' for the joy of smokin' not necessarily just to get hiiiighhh (and stare at the 'frigerator for four hours). It's absurd to me that a ten dollar gram is omgcrazycheap on SR....... I used to get mids for 40 a quarter. Buck-twenny-fi' an O. . . . . Who wants to pay 6,000 dollars for an ounce!? Whats the logic there? "I'll never have to buy weed again - I'll buy this one once and smoke one hit like a crackhead and be high for two weeks!!!" .. ?
I can understand splurging now and again . . . And sure I'd have a $380 ounce of some crazy shit on hand now and again... But as for Daily Smokin' .... It's a process. Goes like this:
1- Find mids
2- Make sure they're not reeeeggggzzzzz because that shit will make you stupid
3- Buy five hundred pounds for twelve dollars (USD!!!!)
4- Keep em rolled up in a cigarette pack
5- Carry cigarette pack
6- Carry lighter
7- Carry joints (aka spliffs aka nails aka doobies aka MARIHUANA CIGARETTES)
8- smoke em all the time
9- Still be able to like .......... do .... . . . . uh. . . any. . ...other ... . . w.. wh.. What?
//shakes face back and forth like a wet dog//
//makes bbb-bbb-bbb-bbb-bbbbb sound//
:oBbb-bbb-bbb-bb-bbbbb!! :o
Where was I?
Oh, yeah.... Not being able to afford to spend two hundred thousand dollars a year on weed....... where the hell's the reggalar weed?
Anyone ?
Anyone ?
Bueller ?
Bueller ?
NOTE !! !! !! :: I realize there's like ... One dude on SR selling mids in the US (because every other seller from every other country IS A SCAMMER [Everyone Knows: God put sellers with no feedback on SR to test our faith], A LEO [law enforcement officer, approximately 85% of SR users because every cop in the nation is setting up elaborate sting operations to catch small-time anonymous buyers at IMMENSE cost to the nation with the world's highest rate of imprisonment {fertrue! Look it up!!!!}] OR A LEO [lion, who will eat your FACE - possibly worse than jail, depending who you ask]) but the problem with this filthy pervert is that he has no reviews yet (which makes him a turr'ist, a pederast, and possibly/probably/absolutely - gasp - Maury Povich).
YOUR PROMPT ATTENTION IS APPRECIATED AND REQUIRED BY LAW ////STARES AT YOU////
Thanks for reeeadddinnnggg!!!!
//boops your nose//
BOOP!!!
//skips away laughing maniacally//
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I can't even imagine how high you were when you posted this.
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I can't even imagine how high you were when you posted this.
None. That's why I'm looking for weed. Der.
And now for some inappropriate affect: :-*
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This post just reminds me of that ONE friend everyone has that when they get a bit weed in their system they just become really annoying or weird.
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IMO it looks like an alt of moonbear. Just saying.
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IMO it looks like an alt of moonbear. Just saying.
He don't want no reggalar ass weed, he does heroin and speed.
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I'd be the worst troll ever. It's way too obvious when I'm joking.
Also, it's awesome being judged for drug use on the SR forums, especially while sober. What a loving community! :D