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Discussion => Silk Road discussion => Topic started by: iHateNiggers2 on November 26, 2012, 08:31 am

Title: Are there any sites like SR where I can buy a monkey?
Post by: iHateNiggers2 on November 26, 2012, 08:31 am
or other exotic animals
Title: Re: Are there any sites like SR where I can buy a monkey?
Post by: BruceCampbell on November 26, 2012, 08:44 am
This is confusing and offensive. Are you going to fuck this monkey, or what? Let's get down to brass tax. How much for the ape?
Title: Re: Are there any sites like SR where I can buy a monkey?
Post by: iHateNiggers2 on November 26, 2012, 09:33 am
It's a legitimate request, Finley. I'm not gonna fuck the monkey if that's what you're worried about.
Title: Re: Are there any sites like SR where I can buy a monkey?
Post by: fuckingACE on November 26, 2012, 02:42 pm
What would you do with said monkey? I know clearweb sites that sell them
Title: Re: Are there any sites like SR where I can buy a monkey?
Post by: thecrackhead on November 26, 2012, 03:00 pm
Yes, you can buy monkey on clearweb but they are extremely difficult to rise. You can't keep a monkey in your apartment unless you like living in a shithole. I would love one but will definetly break everything in my house and don't lock it in your bathroom because you don't like prison either. Buy a dog
Title: Re: Are there any sites like SR where I can buy a monkey?
Post by: blowdrobro on November 26, 2012, 03:33 pm
Lol username makes post!
Title: Re: Are there any sites like SR where I can buy a monkey?
Post by: canardwc on November 26, 2012, 03:34 pm
OMG

Are you fucking serious ?

A monkey as domestic animal -_-"

Seriously your so fucking stupid.

You can have a cat, a dog, a bird or other but a monkey o_O

A monkey is aggressive, he can't be domesticated.....

Leave your computer, go see people, talk and have friends, you'll be able to speak with some real monkey....

You are just touching/moving ....
Title: Re: Are there any sites like SR where I can buy a monkey?
Post by: oneiroi on November 26, 2012, 03:36 pm
I have King-Kong for sell, do you fancy?
Title: Re: Are there any sites like SR where I can buy a monkey?
Post by: DonnyBerger on November 26, 2012, 03:57 pm
sounds like sumat bmr would do
Title: Re: Are there any sites like SR where I can buy a monkey?
Post by: sausage and mash on November 26, 2012, 04:08 pm
There was an interesting/funny thread in the product request page which is similar to this one, about 8 months ago, some bloke wanted a monkey, like you, delivered to them, he made a contact but didn't update with result.

The thread got very funny when they discussed delivery options.
Title: Re: Are there any sites like SR where I can buy a monkey?
Post by: lifeis420 on November 26, 2012, 04:18 pm
I wonder how exactly you would ship a monkey..
All the methods I can think of would majorly suck for the monkey.
Title: Re: Are there any sites like SR where I can buy a monkey?
Post by: James Hardens Beard on November 26, 2012, 04:23 pm
Step 1: Dress monkey up like mailman

Step 2: Place banana in box on door

Step 3: ????

Step 4: Profit
Title: Re: Are there any sites like SR where I can buy a monkey?
Post by: lifeis420 on November 26, 2012, 04:27 pm
Step 1: Dress monkey up like mailman

Step 2: Place banana in box on door

Step 3: ????

Step 4: Profit

Lol yeah possible. I was think you would have to either dress him up in order to attempt to disguise the fact he is indeed a monkey, or alternatively get some MJ Juice (Propofol was it?) and pass him off as dead. Both a little sucky for the monkey.
Title: Re: Are there any sites like SR where I can buy a monkey?
Post by: sausage and mash on November 26, 2012, 04:29 pm
Im going to try and find the thread, there was talk of posting it to start, this was quickly put down by the animal rights people on here, in the end i think they were gonna deliver it in a van, a monkey - man road trip.
Title: Re: Are there any sites like SR where I can buy a monkey?
Post by: TheJolllyRoger on November 26, 2012, 04:30 pm
The OP's username reflects his IQ, bellend.
Title: Re: Are there any sites like SR where I can buy a monkey?
Post by: ronswanson77 on November 26, 2012, 04:35 pm
Step 1: Dress monkey up like mailman

Step 2: Place banana in box on door

Step 3: ????

Step 4: Profit


Done!
Title: Re: Are there any sites like SR where I can buy a monkey?
Post by: sausage and mash on November 26, 2012, 04:39 pm
Its the exotic animals in Europe thread in product requests, iv bumped it to the top for your ease.
Title: Re: Are there any sites like SR where I can buy a monkey?
Post by: James Hardens Beard on November 26, 2012, 04:40 pm
Step 1: Dress monkey up like mailman

Step 2: Place banana in box on door

Step 3: ????

Step 4: Profit


Done!

Hello my name Rojimbo Mateemba and am\ prince of nigeria. have many top shelf monkeys ready to be shipped, just need 10,000 rupies to be wired and will send you best monkey, grand moneky champion bananachewbacca.
Title: Re: Are there any sites like SR where I can buy a monkey?
Post by: odd on November 26, 2012, 04:46 pm
Do you double vacuum seal your monkeys?
Title: Re: Are there any sites like SR where I can buy a monkey?
Post by: lifeis420 on November 26, 2012, 04:46 pm
Its the exotic animals in Europe thread in product requests, iv bumped it to the top for your ease.

Lol thanks dude.
Title: Re: Are there any sites like SR where I can buy a monkey?
Post by: James Hardens Beard on November 26, 2012, 05:06 pm
Do you double vacuum seal your monkeys?
Hello friend, no I don't vacuum seals, I sell monkeys. But if you are looking for a good Seal vacuuming service I have friends in the aquarium business. PM for details, must FE.
Title: Re: Are there any sites like SR where I can buy a monkey?
Post by: shitwassocash on November 26, 2012, 05:23 pm
OMG :0


I would actually love if this could be thought about seriously. I don't think our exotic animal trade would be quite like the way that trade has developed elsewhere.. I do have faith that this community would regulate itself and get to a place where animal welfare was a priority.

oh, I can dream... I love animals, and I wholly believe in animal welfare, but animal rights is absurd to me.
Title: Re: Are there any sites like SR where I can buy a monkey?
Post by: crazyburnout on November 26, 2012, 05:26 pm
OMG

Are you fucking serious ?

A monkey as domestic animal -_-"

Seriously your so fucking stupid.

You can have a cat, a dog, a bird or other but a monkey o_O

A monkey is aggressive, he can't be domesticated.....

Leave your computer, go see people, talk and have friends, you'll be able to speak with some real monkey....

You are just touching/moving ....


wow that was nice and harsh. there are actually small species of monkeys that can be made domestic pets but they do require quite a lot of attention and space. you basically have to treat them like a child with adhd but people do have them. but just need to have a nice big back yard. that being said a monkey is a lot a responsibility and takes up a lot of your time so unless you are a shut in with plenty of spare cash i would agree with you. dont get a monkey
Title: Re: Are there any sites like SR where I can buy a monkey?
Post by: DonnyBerger on November 27, 2012, 11:14 pm
someone doesnt like  monkeys lol ;)
Title: Re: Are there any sites like SR where I can buy a monkey?
Post by: BruceCampbell on November 27, 2012, 11:53 pm
I've got a one-eyed chimpanzee who wears people clothes that I use to have knife fights with other monkeys. He's Furious George. I'll sell him for 100 BTC but if you piss these guys off they are literally strong enough to rip your genitals and limbs from your body, so you better treat him nicely.