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Discussion => Shipping => Topic started by: the preacher on August 28, 2012, 09:20 am
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Experienced smuggler ready on request will fly to destination to consult with the client, at which point i will take possession of the goods that need to be transported. (note:to use this service amounts must be over 1kg) Will travel all over the world smuggling techniques are to a world class standard can take on any amount needed as if need be have the use of a light turboprop aircraft which can be used if the amount is to large to transport on person. The way i work half the money upfront half when i arrive this way we both get what we want.(Note payment is in cash only and when i meet you.) If you are interested list your amount,price and where it needs to be picked up from and go. I will then private message you if im interested in taking up your offer.
Many thanks The Preacher.....
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For all you Breaking Bad fans out there:
HOLA DEA
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I can assure you this is no joke serious replies only.. Thankyou
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So, you want to find someone who wants a kilo+ smuggled overseas, to pay you half the smuggling fee upfront, then give you said drugs, then what? Pay you again? Where's the protection for the owner of the key?
SR is here to bring together sellers and buyers of reasonably small amounts via post, not people butt-smuggling kilos across the world. Just being real, brother.
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I will fly over and speak to the client to arrange payment cost etc. This is just to find that said person...
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hahahahahah this the funniest and most bullshit of a story ive herd so far.. scammed much?? lol ;D
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At the preacher:
i think it is better for you to buy ah newspaper and looking for some real job, because this what you write here is only ah illusion which you had on (answer A-D):
A) ah bad trip
B) you just saw too much movies like "Blow" or "Scarface"
C) you think that you can walk with over 1 kg drug over ah real border without any insurance that you will steal this from the guy you get it
D)you just ah looser/or ah normal guy and think this business is cool
sry bro but threads like this are only awesome to read because it is always funny to laugh over 5 minutes, read again and laughing 5 minutes again and again.....haha
regards
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I doubt that anyone will take you up on your offer, but I commend you for the entrepreneurial spirit.
That being said, your only real option is to get an introduction to some form of (very illegal) business syndicate that could use your services IRL.
G'luck!
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Experienced smuggler ready on request will fly to destination to consult with the client, at which point i will take possession of the goods that need to be transported. (note:to use this service amounts must be over 1kg) Will travel all over the world smuggling techniques are to a world class standard can take on any amount needed as if need be have the use of a light turboprop aircraft which can be used if the amount is to large to transport on person. The way i work half the money upfront half when i arrive this way we both get what we want.(Note payment is in cash only and when i meet you.) If you are interested list your amount,price and where it needs to be picked up from and go. I will then private message you if im interested in taking up your offer.
Many thanks The Preacher.....
If you had this type of experience and network, you wouldn't be asking for clients, they would be coming to you.
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Hahaha
9/10
keep em' comin!
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I got 5kg of counterfeit Doritos locos tacos. I need them moved from Russia to the lost city of Atlantis. Could you give me a price quote?
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I can assure you this is no joke serious replies only.. Thankyou
Haha, seems legit... :-\
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I got 5kg of counterfeit Doritos locos tacos. I need them moved from Russia to the lost city of Atlantis. Could you give me a price quote?
How many Doritos tacos can a man shove up his keester? Sounds totally worth it!!! hahaha!
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Experienced smuggler ready on request will fly to destination to consult with the client, at which point i will take possession of the goods that need to be transported. (note:to use this service amounts must be over 1kg) Will travel all over the world smuggling techniques are to a world class standard can take on any amount needed as if need be have the use of a light turboprop aircraft which can be used if the amount is to large to transport on person. The way i work half the money upfront half when i arrive this way we both get what we want.(Note payment is in cash only and when i meet you.) If you are interested list your amount,price and where it needs to be picked up from and go. I will then private message you if im interested in taking up your offer.
Many thanks The Preacher.....
If you had this type of experience and network, you wouldn't be asking for clients, they would be coming to you.
+ fucking 10 ::)
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Heads, LEO; tails, thief.
*flip*
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Heads, LEO; tails, thief.
*flip*
Too stupid for either. Edge, Retard.
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;D
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http://nb5df7xeas3zl3sf.onion/umb/showthread.php?threadid=f198628d99354b281284a77e24584f9d
;D
lawl. classy.
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Right I'm going to have to go Team America on this.
1. The OP's name is now Gary and mine is Spotswood.
2. Now that the bond of trust needs to be established you have got to suck my cock.
"Come on Gary...do it"
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my daughter was kidnapped by some albanian child sex traffickers i know this is a little outside of your expertise but do you think you could retrieve her for me??
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If you had this type of experience and network, you wouldn't be asking for clients, they would be coming to you.
By "experienced smuggler" he means that he once snuck a dime bag into his bedroom without his mom catching him.
he got a whole bag of weed into a dead show once
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I'd like the OP to smuggle me the Queen of Great Britain to my sofa so we can have a chat about the state of the nation please. Price is negotiable.
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Experienced smuggler ready on request will fly to destination to consult with the client, at which point i will take possession of the goods that need to be transported. (note:to use this service amounts must be over 1kg) Will travel all over the world smuggling techniques are to a world class standard can take on any amount needed as if need be have the use of a light turboprop aircraft which can be used if the amount is to large to transport on person. The way i work half the money upfront half when i arrive this way we both get what we want.(Note payment is in cash only and when i meet you.) If you are interested list your amount,price and where it needs to be picked up from and go. I will then private message you if im interested in taking up your offer.
Many thanks The Preacher.....
LOL... I love this place.
Which agency are you from? Which psych ward are you in?
Matrix 8)
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Will your aircraft be able to handle a journey to a long long time ago, to a galaxy far far way................
I need someone who can travel to the "spice" Mines of kessel to collect 62.5KG of the very potent drug Glitterstim and then transport it past the imperial blockades and safely deposit the cargo with my contact Jabba the hut, on the desert planet of Tatooine.
You might have heard of my last drug mule? A Mr Han Solo who is currently frozen in carbonite for failing to complete his last smuggling run for me, so choose wisely before you accept!