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Discussion => Off topic => Topic started by: WeedIndeed on July 26, 2012, 09:40 pm

Title: Interested in buying dead bodies
Post by: WeedIndeed on July 26, 2012, 09:40 pm
Mainly old black woman, infants and white children.
Paying using paypal or manipak only! up to 25K$/body
bodies should arrive vacuum sealed and fully attached.

thanks
Title: Re: Interested in buying dead bodies
Post by: digitbh on July 26, 2012, 10:20 pm
What. The. Fuck.
Title: Re: Interested in buying dead bodies
Post by: No FE ever on July 26, 2012, 10:27 pm
Hello, yes, I would like you 25K manipak know plz, I supply you witth many fresh dead baby then, trust me I be very legimiate
Title: Re: Interested in buying dead bodies
Post by: metaphoe on July 26, 2012, 10:30 pm
 8) The TERMINATOR
Title: Re: Interested in buying dead bodies
Post by: digitbh on July 26, 2012, 10:31 pm
I'm a Nigerian hitman who can help you out in obtaining many infants. Unfortunately I currently have no tools to do the job discreetly. If you would kindly send me $30,000 I promise I can provide to you 3 infants immediately. After that point I can begin to give you 1 dead body per week of various ages, ethnicity, and genders. I will only charge you $20k per week for all subsequent bodies you receive.
Title: Re: Interested in buying dead bodies
Post by: phrost70 on July 26, 2012, 10:38 pm
id take the adrenacrome if you extract it.
 
Title: Re: Interested in buying dead bodies
Post by: metaphoe on July 26, 2012, 10:43 pm
i dont think WEEDinDEED really needs that. plus he prolly doesnt even have 1 coin in his account
dont talk 2 cops :-X
Title: Re: Interested in buying dead bodies
Post by: Delta11 on July 26, 2012, 10:43 pm
Why not Asian people? I thought they would be worth more  :D
Title: Re: Interested in buying dead bodies
Post by: metaphoe on July 26, 2012, 10:51 pm
lol, cuz Delta' i love my Phoe soup... and Lei Mang' shit were would i get my shrimp fried rice from now ?
Title: Re: Interested in buying dead bodies
Post by: Shroomeister on July 26, 2012, 11:00 pm
I'm a Nigerian hitman.

Nuff said. LOL


Some people are insane.
Title: Re: Interested in buying dead bodies
Post by: digitbh on July 27, 2012, 01:04 am
I'm a Nigerian hitman.

Nuff said. LOL


Some people are insane.

Some people are just trolls. *cough* OP *cough*
Title: Re: Interested in buying dead bodies
Post by: masterblaster on July 27, 2012, 01:25 am
are you sure you wouldnt just like some shit in a bag? liek you said int he other thread
Title: Re: Interested in buying dead bodies
Post by: Shroomeister on July 27, 2012, 03:56 am
I'm a Nigerian hitman.

Nuff said. LOL


Some people are insane.

Some people are just trolls. *cough* OP *cough*

Oh yeah, thats what I mean OP is insane.
Title: Re: Interested in buying dead bodies
Post by: digitbh on July 27, 2012, 02:02 pm
I wonder if anyone PM'd the guy?
Title: Re: Interested in buying dead bodies
Post by: WeedIndeed on July 28, 2012, 10:31 am
I shouldn't use SR when I'm high.

are you sure you wouldnt just like some shit in a bag? liek you said int he other thread

Wasn't me
Title: Re: Interested in buying dead bodies
Post by: digitbh on July 28, 2012, 01:02 pm
I don't even use a computer when I'm under the influence of drugs, especially the SR. What if I told you guys my name was John Smith from L.A. California? Wouldn't that be a major fuck up?
Title: Re: Interested in buying dead bodies
Post by: testtesttest on July 28, 2012, 01:03 pm
he's asking for dead bodies because he's too emabrrassed to go and buy himself a "realldoll" to root
Title: Re: Interested in buying dead bodies
Post by: digitbh on July 28, 2012, 01:34 pm
he's asking for dead bodies because he's too emabrrassed to go and buy himself a "realldoll" to root

I bet his name is Lars.
Title: Re: Interested in buying dead bodies
Post by: Adasel on July 28, 2012, 04:12 pm
LMFAO

This shit is too funny to read when we have sun in the uk.
I am damn fucking sweating now lol, nearly fell off my chair reading this thread.
This is why i love the SR!  ;D
Title: Re: Interested in buying dead bodies
Post by: dddfffsss on July 29, 2012, 12:52 am
Oh boy...  you obviously dont have a kid, or are one
Title: Re: Interested in buying dead bodies
Post by: sqlinjection on July 29, 2012, 04:03 am
Okay, but you have to FE 'because I don't want you bitching about how the bodies are too decayed for "your needs" and having to go through SR dispute resolution, y'know what I mean?
Title: Re: Interested in buying dead bodies
Post by: Delta11 on July 29, 2012, 04:46 am
he's asking for dead bodies because he's too emabrrassed to go and buy himself a "realldoll" to root

I bet his name is Lars.
Oh god that movie was so awkward, I thought I was the only person that has seen it haha
Title: Re: Interested in buying dead bodies
Post by: metaphoe on July 29, 2012, 05:52 am
hahah is that the dead girl movie ?
i never eat the flesh , unless the meat is fresh ! lol fuk that. 8)
Title: Re: Interested in buying dead bodies
Post by: Vinnyg007 on July 29, 2012, 05:56 am
I assume you're some sort of corpse fucker? Just raid a funeral home you weird bastard.
Title: Re: Interested in buying dead bodies
Post by: metaphoe on July 29, 2012, 06:11 am
na' i just thought that was the movie Lars is from?
they recomended to watch dat movie on the thread talkin about that stuff..
i watched dat, and v for vendetta, that deadgirl movie stupid !
Title: Re: Interested in buying dead bodies
Post by: Vinnyg007 on July 29, 2012, 06:21 am
God damn Metaphone I can't tell if you're talking to me or you think I called you a corpse fucker. You're hard to understand. Work on it.
Title: Re: Interested in buying dead bodies
Post by: metaphoe on July 29, 2012, 06:34 am
shit my bad G' im'a puttz ! lol.. a straight schmuck ! lol
Title: Re: Interested in buying dead bodies
Post by: Ma5terCra5h on July 29, 2012, 11:44 am
I loled :P
Title: Re: Interested in buying dead bodies
Post by: Adasel on July 29, 2012, 12:57 pm
Quote
Oh boy...  you obviously dont have a kid, or are one


What the fuck..........
Title: Re: Interested in buying dead bodies
Post by: digitbh on July 29, 2012, 01:18 pm
hahah is that the dead girl movie ?
i never eat the flesh , unless the meat is fresh ! lol fuk that. 8)

No. It's no the dead girl movie. The movie we're talking about is called "Lars and the Real Girl". A very awkward, but decent enough film.

You're referencing the movie literally titled "Deadgirl". That's the movie about the two high school boys who discover a zombie like woman locked in the bottom of a mental hospital (I think, or prison?), that will not die no matter what. Then the boys decide to fuck the woman as they're both virgins and very fucked up in the head. That movie actually sucks dick.

If anyone wants a decent, and very creepy, horror movie I would recommend "May". Not a lot of gore, just really fucking weird.
Title: Re: Interested in buying dead bodies
Post by: Tsjanga on July 29, 2012, 01:25 pm
Would love like 50 of them to set up my small scale zombie army! 8)
Title: Re: Interested in buying dead bodies
Post by: metaphoe on July 29, 2012, 04:05 pm
 ;Dyea deadgirl was stupid, i got check out that Lars and the real girl then..
a real good movie yall should check is, that cannibal appocalypse. shit goes Federal !
Title: Re: Interested in buying dead bodies
Post by: Adasel on July 29, 2012, 04:11 pm
I really hate movies like that   >:(

I remember watching Hannibal at the cinema with my mates.  I was pretty drunk at the time so i thought i was being brave.
Unfortunately we were "lucky" enough to get front row seats for the viewing.
I have never felt my heart race so much, and when hannibal ripped off the top of the guys head to eat his brain, i damn near fainted.
Title: Re: Interested in buying dead bodies
Post by: metaphoe on July 29, 2012, 04:17 pm
yea i dont like gore movies or horror, they let my mind run wild, i watched master and commander take over the world or something like dat last night, good movie ! i love old frontier movies like dat !
Title: Re: Interested in buying dead bodies
Post by: The London Weed Man on July 29, 2012, 07:01 pm
lol the way you said vacuum sealed made me laugh. then sacred
Title: Re: Interested in buying dead bodies
Post by: digitbh on July 30, 2012, 12:52 am
How would you vacuum seal a body? That'd be one big ass package. I suppose if you cut it up into individual pieces it'd be easier to ship.
Title: Re: Interested in buying dead bodies
Post by: sara on July 30, 2012, 01:13 am
LOL
Title: Re: Interested in buying dead bodies
Post by: LEaG10n616 on July 30, 2012, 03:59 am
Damn well, I got pulled over once the officer said my dog has alerted on ur vehicle for illegal immigrants and or drugs ** LOL I wondered what does an illegal smell like and how does the dog know? but I guess the dogs are not trained to spot that kinda stuff LOL.
Title: Re: Interested in buying dead bodies
Post by: OG1973 on July 30, 2012, 08:35 am
Dear OP,

May i purchase your dead body ?

WTF  :o
Title: Re: Interested in buying dead bodies
Post by: DigiPimp on July 30, 2012, 08:41 am
I assume you're some sort of corpse fucker? Just raid a funeral home you weird bastard.

It would probably be more easier to just go grave digging. I'm sure there are plenty of cemeteries in any area with a new burial every week, and shitty security. There's not much to secure, after all.
Title: Re: Interested in buying dead bodies
Post by: sara on July 31, 2012, 02:11 pm
I assume you're some sort of corpse fucker? Just raid a funeral home you weird bastard.


madness, lol
Title: Re: Interested in buying dead bodies
Post by: Dugers on July 31, 2012, 05:53 pm
How would you vacuum seal a body? That'd be one big ass package. I suppose if you cut it up into individual pieces it'd be easier to ship.

If it gonna be cut up into pieces, can the pieces at least be labeled so I can put it back together at destination?
Oh ya, and do you ship to PO Box's?  :)

--Necrophilia - 'The uncontrollable urge to crack open a cold one!'
Title: Re: Interested in buying dead bodies
Post by: Ahoyhoy on July 31, 2012, 08:33 pm
Good old SR forums.

100 insanity points for the original post....a further 50 insanity points to the posters who have kept the madness alive for 3 pages (and counting).
Title: Re: Interested in buying dead bodies
Post by: sitamaja1 on July 31, 2012, 11:07 pm
;Dyea deadgirl was stupid, i got check out that Lars and the real girl then..
a real good movie yall should check is, that cannibal appocalypse. shit goes Federal !


Was that the one taking place in amazon rainforest? or was that Cannibal holocaust? But if it was, then I'd really recommend it due to the fact that it shows who are the real "ANIMALS", us or the native people.
Also I wanted to ask if I SWIM(LOL) would ship You a body, would I need to take any precautions? And how much are You paying per KG?
~~sitamaja
Title: Re: Interested in buying dead bodies
Post by: Vinnyg007 on July 31, 2012, 11:36 pm
;Dyea deadgirl was stupid, i got check out that Lars and the real girl then..
a real good movie yall should check is, that cannibal appocalypse. shit goes Federal !


Was that the one taking place in amazon rainforest? or was that Cannibal holocaust? But if it was, then I'd really recommend it due to the fact that it shows who are the real "ANIMALS", us or the native people.
Also I wanted to ask if I SWIM(LOL) would ship You a body, would I need to take any precautions? And how much are You paying per KG?
~~sitamaja

Can I ask where the fuck this body was acquired, why you have a dead body and when did humans become a commodity to be sold by the pound?

What the fuck.
Title: Re: Interested in buying dead bodies
Post by: sitamaja1 on August 01, 2012, 12:12 am
;Dyea deadgirl was stupid, i got check out that Lars and the real girl then..
a real good movie yall should check is, that cannibal appocalypse. shit goes Federal !


Was that the one taking place in amazon rainforest? or was that Cannibal holocaust? But if it was, then I'd really recommend it due to the fact that it shows who are the real "ANIMALS", us or the native people.
Also I wanted to ask if I SWIM(LOL) would ship You a body, would I need to take any precautions? And how much are You paying per KG?
~~sitamaja

Can I ask where the fuck this body was acquired, why you have a dead body and when did humans become a commodity to be sold by the pound?

What the fuck.

Umm yea... SWIM just happened to visit his mother-in-law and well one thing led to another and he accidentally stabbed her 2-3 times.... And I, oops I mean SWIM, wondered if I could sell them by weight, so SWIM has more of a business to live up to. Cuz you know, some people weigh 50kg, some 100kg and this mother-in-law is a whale... So by pound would be the smartest... I guess........
Title: Re: Interested in buying dead bodies
Post by: Vinnyg007 on August 01, 2012, 12:18 am
Well that was disturbing. I don't think you killed your mother-in-law though because everyone wants to kill their mother-in-law and you'd be the number one subject.