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Discussion => Off topic => Topic started by: German Kraut on May 12, 2012, 11:47 am
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Ever paid for sex (marriage doesn't count)? :)
I was 18 yrs. old / Big booty spanish hooker named Maria / Cost: 40 Euro / 1st woman to ever make me blow my load in her mouth! If I had an extra 20 Euro, she'd swallow!
Shaving your ass: Do you do it by yourself or do you let wifey ASSist?
Some moments are better in your own company...me + disposable bic razor!
Do we ever get too old to undress women with our eyes? At the job, in the store, on the bus... ;)
NEVER, helps me get through the day!
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Meh, maybe I am out of place here but what purpose does making a bunch of threads about masturbation and "man talk/no girls allowed" do for anyone. This is a pretty awesome forum filled with MOSTLY intelligent drug users creating MOSTLY intelligent threads.
Seems like you're trying to start 4chan type stuff when that's not what SR is.
On the other hand maybe i just lack a sense of humor 8)
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Ever paid for sex (marriage doesn't count)? :)
I was 18 yrs. old / Big booty spanish hooker named Maria / Cost: 40 Euro / 1st woman to ever make me blow my load in her mouth! If I had an extra 20 Euro, she'd swallow!
Shaving your ass: Do you do it by yourself or do you let wifey ASSist?
Some moments are better in your own company...me + disposable bic razor!
Do we ever get too old to undress women with our eyes? At the job, in the store, on the bus... ;)
NEVER, helps me get through the day!
I'd probably post my answers if I didn't think my mates would read it at some point. The truth is just too brutal 8)
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On the other hand maybe i just lack a sense of humor 8)
Sometimes i have the same problem.In this case i take some XTC´s and all is fine again ...
Keep on smiling :)
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On the other hand maybe i just lack a sense of humor 8)
Sometimes i have the same problem.In this case i take some XTC´s and all is fine again ...
Keep on smiling :)
haha, well played bud ::)
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I thought all of SR was a mans room.
With all the sexist and homophobic language people throw around here (pussy ass bitch, pussy ass faggot, cunt, and so on) you'd think the neanderthals drove out anyone who isn't a straight white male Christian ages ago.
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I thought all of SR was a mans room.
With all the sexist and homophobic language people throw around here (pussy ass bitch, pussy ass faggot, cunt, and so on) you'd think the neanderthals drove out anyone who isn't a straight white male Christian ages ago.
What the fuck are you talking about you pussy nigger ass faggot spic? ;)
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Meh, maybe I am out of place here but what purpose does making a bunch of threads about masturbation and "man talk/no girls allowed" do for anyone. This is a pretty awesome forum filled with MOSTLY intelligent drug users creating MOSTLY intelligent threads.
Seems like you're trying to start 4chan type stuff when that's not what SR is.
On the other hand maybe i just lack a sense of humor 8)
Dude hes Deutsch! Kraut school this guy on the perverseness of us deutschlanders. (American German Heritage)
P.S. No my wife doesn't help shave my pubes, however my ass cheeks grow no hair but if your referring to asshole then no I dont shave that could you imagine how itchy you would be on day 3 when that shit starts to grow back in fuck that!
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Meh, maybe I am out of place here but what purpose does making a bunch of threads about masturbation and "man talk/no girls allowed" do for anyone. This is a pretty awesome forum filled with MOSTLY intelligent drug users creating MOSTLY intelligent threads.
Seems like you're trying to start 4chan type stuff when that's not what SR is.
On the other hand maybe i just lack a sense of humor 8)
Dude hes Deutsch! Kraut school this guy on the perverseness of us deutschlanders. (American German Heritage)
P.S. No my wife doesn't help shave my pubes, however my ass cheeks grow no hair but if your referring to asshole then no I dont shave that could you imagine how itchy you would be on day 3 when that shit starts to grow back in fuck that!
amen! been there, done that! never again will i shave anything below my neck. a nice trim with a buzzer is a whole other story, this way hair doesn't bother wifey as much if you catch my drift :D
as for girls, nothing like a waxed brazilian; nicely trimmed landing strip is fun to watch too :)
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Meh, maybe I am out of place here but what purpose does making a bunch of threads about masturbation and "man talk/no girls allowed" do for anyone. This is a pretty awesome forum filled with MOSTLY intelligent drug users creating MOSTLY intelligent threads.
Seems like you're trying to start 4chan type stuff when that's not what SR is.
On the other hand maybe i just lack a sense of humor 8)
Dude hes Deutsch! Kraut school this guy on the perverseness of us deutschlanders. (American German Heritage)
P.S. No my wife doesn't help shave my pubes, however my ass cheeks grow no hair but if your referring to asshole then no I dont shave that could you imagine how itchy you would be on day 3 when that shit starts to grow back in fuck that!
as for girls, nothing like a waxed brazilian; nicely trimmed landing strip is fun to watch too :)
Grand wide open wet brazilian pussys are delicious....
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P.S. No my wife doesn't help shave my pubes, however my ass cheeks grow no hair but if your referring to asshole then no I dont shave that could you imagine how itchy you would be on day 3 when that shit starts to grow back in fuck that!
i beg to differ: shaving my ass speeds up my shitting process exponentially. and there's no itch on the third day or anything.... there's some discomfort when the shroud regrows in a few WEEKS, not in a few days :S
i wouldn't do it otherwise. fuck, i hate dealing with shit stuck in the pubes an shit D:
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i came here for the titties. talk about a let down : (
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Hm, I wonder what the SR gender ratio actually looks like. I'd bet there are actually a pretty decent number of women on here who just don't mention their genitals and everyone just assumes they're male. Allowing this male-assumption, or masquerading as a man could also be a way of protecting anonymity to some degree. What if it turns out DPR is a classy business lady IRL? Or if Tony76 is really some morbidly obese bitch, using her stolen funds to drink shitty Smirnoff ices and oogle banana hammocks on a private beach somewhere? What if Moonbear was a gorgeous lingerie model/international spy with a genius level IQ and playing the role of "retarded high school boy" was just a brilliant ploy to keep LEO off her trail?
TL;DR: Tits or gtfo.
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Hm, I wonder what the SR gender ratio actually looks like. I'd bet there are actually a pretty decent number of women on here who just don't mention their genitals and everyone just assumes they're male.
Here Here!!
'Mrs' sickofbash .... :-*
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i came here for the titties. talk about a let down : (
Im with ya on this one
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i came here for the titties. talk about a let down : (
Im with ya on this one
3rd, comon ladies, titties!
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http://www.crazyshit.com/site/pics/images/2008/07/072308_deflated_tits.jpg
lol
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is this one of those mens rooms with a hole in the wall ?
homie dont play that !
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Hm, I wonder what the SR gender ratio actually looks like. I'd bet there are actually a pretty decent number of women on here who just don't mention their genitals and everyone just assumes they're male. Allowing this male-assumption, or masquerading as a man could also be a way of protecting anonymity to some degree. What if it turns out DPR is a classy business lady IRL? Or if Tony76 is really some morbidly obese bitch, using her stolen funds to drink shitty Smirnoff ices and oogle banana hammocks on a private beach somewhere? What if Moonbear was a gorgeous lingerie model/international spy with a genius level IQ and playing the role of "retarded high school boy" was just a brilliant ploy to keep LEO off her trail?
TL;DR: Tits or gtfo.
I thought the same thing. Act like a girl=add anonymity or vice versa, the tony and moonbear thing had me laughing my ass off! +1