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Discussion => Shipping => Topic started by: lovingyou on July 02, 2012, 12:13 pm
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I've discovered the absolute best way to ship LSD without any risk of it getting discoverd. Thank me later.
Given the fact that LSD comes on blotter paper, one does not even need to use the postal service. LSD is also active on regular paper.
Recently I've received an entire sheet of LSD, withing 5 minutes of ordering it.... by FAX.
I know some of you will think faxing things are methods of the past, but please look into it because faxing sheets of LSD is fast, safe and secure.
I should win an award for coming up with this new ingenious way of shipping LSD.
Peace.
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Can I have some of whatever you're on?! :)
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Can I have some of whatever you're on?! :)
Sure, what's your fax number? ;D
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Isn't fax paper shiny and not very absorbent though? That could be a problem as blotter absorbs a lot more. Maybe you could get around it by enlarging the blotter when you scan it, maybe enlarge one hit to about 4" square then you should get the same amount of LSD on it.
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Fax? Thats old skool. PDF all the way. Shit gets me messed up.
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Troll!
lolol will bite anyway
2 types of faxes: Laser printing faxes and thermal faxes. Will ignore inkjet faxes as they're just not cost effective enough to be commonplace.
http://www.morgenpost.de/web-wissen/gesundheit/article962844/Laut-Studie-kann-Tonerstaub-Krebs-verursachen.html <--Toner causes cancer
http://www.chinapost.com.tw/health/cancer/2011/01/06/286548/Carcinogen-found.htm <-- Bisphenol A found in 60% of thermal paper.
Incidently, The first use of BPA was to enhance the growth of cattle and poultry. The second use of BPA in the mid 1930s was as an estrogen replacement for women.
Quoting Wikipedia for the win http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bisphenol_A#History
Might have BPA to thank for the bitch tits -_-
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When you fax a piece of paper, it transmits the information on the paper, not the piece of paper itself.
HOLY SHIT. You are joking right? I cannot even detect sarcasm on this forum anymore after some of the shit I have read.
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Nope, sorry mate but you clearly have no idea how a fax machine works.
Inside it compresses the actual piece of paper which you want to send until it is tiny, then it forces it down the telephone wires with electromagnetic propulsion. The piece of paper which comes out at the sending end is actually a copy of the original, which is sent to the receiver.
Please at least TRY to read up on things before you post.
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If you dont believe BNW I will put a listing up for the PDF file that you can eat. I wont even ask you to FE before you try. ;D
I will give you a few, so all your friends can sit around chewin my paper before you give me your BC ;)
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If this worked, you cud just PDF the file, print it however many times you like, and get free LSD, wishful thinking ::)
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put the blotter in a condom and put in a friend's ass
hide your friend in a casket and ship it overnight to your worker
Idk bout you but I'm not into shoving things up my friends asses :x
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If I was on some lucy I may believe you.
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I've discovered a new way to synthesize LSD. Just copy a sheet of LSD in a copy machine and then you will have two sheets. Thank me later.
DUDE I JUST TRIED THIS AT WORK AND IT GOT ME FIRED BECAUSE I CARRIED LSD WITH ME!!!!11!!! THANK YOU VERY MUCH!!!!111
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Offtopic is the place for this thread.. :P
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I usually send mine via email as an attachment it's the future, I usually call it an L-MAIL.
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Haha guy above me messed his joke up the first time...
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Man that's nothing. One time I emailed an 8 ball of blow to Russia.