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Discussion => Silk Road discussion => Topic started by: rx4200 on June 26, 2012, 04:01 pm

Title: WHAT DO YOUR STATS LOOK LIKE? **BUYERS ONLY**
Post by: rx4200 on June 26, 2012, 04:01 pm
Hello everyone!

I'm curious to see what my stats look like when compared to other users. I'm sure many of you have been wondering what other people spend, refund, and auto finalize. Have you completely ditched all of your RL connects in favor of Silk Road? I probably get 50% of all my drugs from SR...so be honest, copy and paste your purchasing stats here, and please don't edit your stats....Thanks!


Total transactions: 128
Total spent: $8090.47
Refund rate: 2.31%
Auto-finalize rate: 0%
Member for: 1 year
Title: Re: WHAT DO YOUR STATS LOOK LIKE? **BUYERS ONLY**
Post by: Limetless on June 26, 2012, 04:09 pm
Mine looks like a bottle of Smirnoff sitting lonely in the rain....
Title: Re: WHAT DO YOUR STATS LOOK LIKE? **BUYERS ONLY**
Post by: Limetless on June 26, 2012, 04:11 pm
Mine looks like a bottle of Smirnoff sitting lonely in the rain....

that went over my head... too much hash and home brew...

LOL I was just being deliberately abstract dude. Wasn't meant to make sense. :P
Title: Re: WHAT DO YOUR STATS LOOK LIKE? **BUYERS ONLY**
Post by: Limetless on June 26, 2012, 04:24 pm
Lol tbh I was kinda taking the piss out of the OP's question. I find threads like these kinda nosy. Surely how much money you spend etc is a private matter?  :-\
Title: Re: WHAT DO YOUR STATS LOOK LIKE? **BUYERS ONLY**
Post by: Crooked on June 26, 2012, 04:27 pm
No sir, it's a matter of who's dick is bigger
Title: Re: WHAT DO YOUR STATS LOOK LIKE? **BUYERS ONLY**
Post by: UKMJ on June 26, 2012, 04:34 pm
Hi everyone, I am here for the e-penis measuring competition, I'm not too late am I?
Title: Re: WHAT DO YOUR STATS LOOK LIKE? **BUYERS ONLY**
Post by: Limetless on June 26, 2012, 04:35 pm
Hi everyone, I am here for the e-penis measuring competition, I'm not too late am I?

LOL +1 Karma
Title: Re: WHAT DO YOUR STATS LOOK LIKE? **BUYERS ONLY**
Post by: BigScrote on June 26, 2012, 05:31 pm
No sir, it's a matter of who's dick is bigger

Yours. I just came off a three day meth bender.
Title: Re: WHAT DO YOUR STATS LOOK LIKE? **BUYERS ONLY**
Post by: Limetless on June 26, 2012, 05:39 pm
Just take vasodilators, it sorts the issue right out.
Title: Re: WHAT DO YOUR STATS LOOK LIKE? **BUYERS ONLY**
Post by: Limetless on June 26, 2012, 05:46 pm
Just take vasodilators, it sorts the issue right out.

Will that affect my buyer stats? BOOM 100 posts again - karma stick time :D

seriously though my circulation is fucked from stims

As I say you should just take vasodilators every day.
Title: Re: WHAT DO YOUR STATS LOOK LIKE? **BUYERS ONLY**
Post by: ZenAndTheArt on June 26, 2012, 06:08 pm
Total transactions: 1
Total spent: $122048.77
Refund rate: 66%
Auto-finalize rate: 98%
Member for: 1 week
Height: 6'2"
Length: 7"
Cut.
Likes going you long walks and reading.
 ;)
Title: Re: WHAT DO YOUR STATS LOOK LIKE? **BUYERS ONLY**
Post by: smokeweed420 on June 26, 2012, 10:06 pm
its not the height and length that matter guys! here is the correct equation for measuring dick size!

((L x d) + (w/G)) / ( ∠∝t²) is Randy's equation
((L x G) / (∠A°)) / (M / W) Surgeon generals equation
whereas L=length d=diameter w=weight G=gerth t=tip A=shaft M=mass W=width

ahh south park is the shit. so much relevant information to every day life.