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Market => Rumor mill => Topic started by: philter3 on June 14, 2012, 03:45 am

Title: House Of Fu : Vendor Review Thread
Post by: philter3 on June 14, 2012, 03:45 am
Well the samples are arrived or headed into the eager hands of tester SR members across the U.S.  I have even had some oz. sold to especially persistent types..lol.

Please remember if you got a order or sample and intend to review it (I hope you do.. it gives me more plausible reasons to claim I'm in this for the money) please say what and how much you ordered, how much product it *actually* was, and how much you paid for it. Also let folks know the quality, the approximate time from when I shipped/marked "In Transit" and sent you a DCN to when it got to your mailbox etc.


If possible please include a trip report from yourself or others in your circle of friends/allies/minions/dependants who were fed the flesh of the gods. I think I've quietly talked a fair amount of shit about growing psilocybes here on SR forums.. and  here is where people find out from the horse's mouth... just how much fact there is about the quality of the fungi I say I can bring.

 Let's do it. Long time coming... Glad it's here. 



Fungi talks. Bullshit walks.
Title: Re: House Of Fu : Vendor Review Thread
Post by: Botulism on June 15, 2012, 10:43 pm
Got my sample from this guy!  His shipping was super fast and very professional! The amount he sent was EXTREMELY generous! The shrooms themselves were obviously a  labor of love, because these babies are great! Definitely shows how much he cares about the mushroom and his customers/fellow human beings :) Top notch fellow, seller and in general! If you get the chance join the SILC chat and chat him up! He is great to talk to. This will be my go-to guy for shrooms, that's for sure!
Title: Re: House Of Fu : Vendor Review Thread
Post by: Noly on June 16, 2012, 03:21 am
Package came faster than I was expecting it! I was worried about the local heat and humidity affecting the product but after seeing the packaging in person all doubts were silenced. The shrooms themselves look absolutely amazing, and like Bot said the portion was EXTREMELY generous. Also a great thing about this vendor is he is on SILC chat so he is very accessible if there are any questions. I will be buying from the house of fu from here out. :D cant even say in words how awesome this is. 
Title: Re: House Of Fu : Vendor Review Thread
Post by: moonflower on June 16, 2012, 06:17 pm
beautiful cubes. fast shipping. great packaging. i can feel the loving energy in these shrooms. can't wait to try 1/8...
Title: Re: House Of Fu : Vendor Review Thread
Post by: RicFlairIsGod86 on June 17, 2012, 05:35 am
These shrooms are POWERFUL. Ate an eighth today, still integrating the experience. Will post report tomorrow.
Title: Re: House Of Fu : Vendor Review Thread
Post by: SolidRain on June 18, 2012, 06:56 pm
When I got the sample I was very pleased with the generous amount the might Fu had afforded me. The caps were tall lanky blondes that just begged to be eaten. The packaging was top notch, and ensured the gals arrived fresh and intact.
I took a small dose at about `1.5-2g, my buddy on the other hand had a nice big handful. I tried to warn him, but he didn't listen. These caps can be deceiving at first as they are VERY clean in the come up. I'd say onset was at about T+60 or so. At my dose the OEV's weren't very pronounced but the auditory was definitely enhanced and my sense of well being, was increased greatly.
No weak knees or stomach issues at all with these caps, like I said very clean. We watched some movies and the effect for ME lasted about 3hrs.

My buddy on the other hand, who at first kept saying that the shroom's weren't doing anything after about 45min, ended up shrooming his ass off all night. I woke up at about 6am briefly and he was still up, saying he had been wondering around the house all night frying ballz and was still frying. Hahah!

So to end this lengthy review, Fu's caps are very, very clean, well grown, fresh, professionally shipped with attention to quality. I was getting my caps from Galindoi who many of you probably know, and I'd put Fu's shrooms up against the best on SR. I can't compare the two as they vend different species so the effects are somewhat different, but FU is my new go to guy! Will Repeat, and repeat and repeat.

I can't wait for the music festival this weekend where I plan on taking a handful this time, and having fun all day, looking at colors, boobies, and listening to music. Summer is here!
Title: Re: House Of Fu : Vendor Review Thread
Post by: fitness_n_herb on June 19, 2012, 10:08 pm
I placed an order last week with HouseofFu, Order shipped on Sat and arrived in Domestic US on Wed. The product was secured how I wish all Vendors could do it. The product was in tact and its beautiful form. I have not tried but need to this weekend to find myself :)

I will bump this with trip report, but SWIM has grown mushies before, and this guy knew what he was talking about. On a personal note this Vendor was prompt and kind on every reply, and all around I trust this vendor to get my order as described to my door :)

Thanks House of Fu!

-F&H
Title: Re: House Of Fu : Vendor Review Thread
Post by: philter3 on June 21, 2012, 10:06 pm
Thanks to all my customers and their kindness in rating me quickly and positively.. HouseOfFu is now HouseOfFu(100)!!

Thank you all so much for supporting me in my venture.

I will be lighting a bowl in your honor!

Time to expand cultivation to chase (not meet... ) the demand that's out there.. and to make some modifications in open hours based on market response.

Again.. thank you all so much!
Title: Re: House Of Fu : Vendor Review Thread
Post by: FatTire on June 22, 2012, 04:51 am
Just wanted to throw my 2 cents into the mix.

Received Fu's goods in the mail quite quick, 3 days. Excellent packaging.

Opened it up and lo and behold is a hearty 7.7g helping staring me in the face, making my room smell like delicious earth.

The cubes are beautiful, perfectly formed and dried. I've never seen more beautiful specimens.

Woke up this morning and ate 2.63g for breakfast. I would like to let you guys know I'm very sensitive to all substances so 2.63 would be equivalent to ~4.0-4.5g for regular people.

All I can say is wow.... You can feel the love and heart put into these POWERFUL little suckers. Simply the best mushrooms I've ever had.

I experienced rebirth and death a thousand fold and have seen what the universe has in stock for me. One of the most profound experiences I have ever had in my life and really straightened a lot of shit out in myself.

I wish I could shake your hand Fu_Jiezi, thank you.
Title: Re: House Of Fu : Vendor Review Thread
Post by: philter3 on June 23, 2012, 01:15 pm
That's outstanding FatTire! I Sounds like you approached the experience in the right frame of mind (discrete, careful, grateful to the universe for providing this species for our self-improvement) and that makes ALL THE DIFFERENCE.

To be honest one of the reasons (other than security/LE threat angle) I don't move these in person is because I got sick the few times I tried of having people mix mushrooms with Natty Lite and do things with the mushrooms that were almost guaranteed to make the experience less notable and meaningful. Here on S.R. people have the intelligence to appreciate these wonderful entheogen species (a Tor browser bundle and Bitcoin acquisition are a neat IQ test).

  The trick from the growers point of view is just like you said.. love and heart.

 It is a pleasure and a privilege to be able to share my passion with S.R.
Title: Re: House Of Fu : Vendor Review Thread
Post by: SolidRain on June 28, 2012, 06:36 am
Sup Fattire. Yeah, hit up the Sierra Nevada Music fest this weekend Jimmy Cliff in da house, Jah!

Ate about 7g of shrooms had the best day ever, danced my ass off with pretty girls in sundresses all day. And I managed to have enough to still get SkyDiamond besides himself.

Thank Buddah for me, and I thank you my friend, Jah to the people!
Title: Re: House Of Fu : Vendor Review Thread
Post by: Chez on July 01, 2012, 08:04 pm
A little late to the party with my sample review, but better late than never, I suppose :)

My sample came packaged well and discreetly. Split the contents with a good buddy of mine, gobbled them down, and headed into the woods. I'm not a huge fan of trip reports since psychedelics can be so subjective, so I'll be brief.

It was a hot and humid day, and I'm known to sweat like a hog whilst tripping, and this proved to be no exception. After a few hours walking through the wilderness my shirt was completely soaked through with sweat. But no matter! I was still having a grand time. The shrooms had a very clean come-up and everything was kickin' rad! My trip had some emotional ups and downs with some deep introspection, not all of it good, but that is very typical of my shroom trips and definitely has nothing to do with the product itself. My buddy had an awesome trip as well, no complaints from him.

Fu_Jiezi is a real nice guy and I've spent quite a bit of time chatting with him on SILC/IRC. He is very knowledgeable about his product and I wouldn't hesitate to recommend him to anyone looking for shrooms :3
Title: Re: House Of Fu : Vendor Review Thread
Post by: philter3 on June 06, 2013, 05:35 pm
Recently HouseOfFu has been vending strips of bomes, both to even out some sporadic flow and also so I have recent feedback when the mushies are ready for harvest. If you are an old head here on SR and got to taste things the last time through.. or if you are one of my new customers who have bought strips off me.. just be prepared..
  Cause we came back with the bomes.. so we could come back with the boomers.

 I've always maintained that what makes us different is not wildly potent strains, or some critical 'deep dark secret tek'...

 it's LOVE. CARE. This shit means something. 150% joy and effort in every single cap and stem (and blotter hit). Every packout, every customer..

When you sell what you grew with love and heart.. the BTC is nice.. but the SATISFACTION is the real payoff.

Stay tuned. :D
Title: Re: House Of Fu : Vendor Review Thread
Post by: freed0rn on June 07, 2013, 11:48 am
Ordered some 25i from HoF and the service was outstanding. While I haven't tried them yet (waiting on some family), if the quality if anything like the service I will be well pleased. While there is a lot of different bome vendors out there, the quality, care, and love HoF puts into all its dealings makes them the obvious choice to people who want to deal with good people. You got my business for sure. :)

EDIT: Took 1.5 of these along with a few other people and damn they are good! they are accurately dosed with 1 being a good starting point for beginners and 2 for the experienced. We all dropped out for 3-4 hours with an easy transition in and out, making it a very pleasant experience. The service and quality HoF has presented will keep me as a customer for as long as they vend, because its rare when you get a vendor who is just as interested in you having a good time and being safe as you are. HoF is total class, and if you want nbome, there is no one better. Thanks!
Title: Re: House Of Fu : Vendor Review Thread
Post by: Fbu on July 31, 2013, 05:38 pm
Ordered some 25i and while it took a while to get out HoF was very upfront in communication and even threw in 25b for the trouble.

Tripped hard off both, excellent product (:
Title: Re: House Of Fu : Vendor Review Thread
Post by: RicFlairIsGod86 on August 12, 2013, 05:20 pm
Good to see you're still around, Philter.

How bout them 25 BTC ounces of shrooms? (Funny inside joke between me and him from a LONG time ago.)
Title: Re: House Of Fu : Vendor Review Thread
Post by: philter3 on August 14, 2013, 09:19 am
Rick,


 You mean when 1 BTC was US$5 ? LOLOL.  I'm still around. Fixing to add some small amounts of high quality herb to the listings.

 The eventual goal is to have a Shroomin' Blueberry Bliss Bar (white chocolate, blueberries, rice krispies, and shroom flour/meal). Possibly also with some medical MJ in the tasty confection mix as well.   

 You need to hit me up on torchat or IRC dude.. it's been a minute. Was it you that described my shrooms as "heavy like an elephant gettin' funky"?  I'll always cherish that review.. it makes me smile just to think about it. :D