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Discussion => Off topic => Topic started by: zipstyle on April 01, 2013, 03:19 am

Title: FREED RUGS!
Post by: zipstyle on April 01, 2013, 03:19 am
It has been a long struggle in the war for rug freedom, but now the Equality Party is standing up for rug rights. People have walked all over them for far too long. It is time to end supremacist ideals that degrade rugs.

Vote for the Equality Party. FREE THE RUGS!

So far, the only states that have declared rugs free are California and Colorado, known for their liberal positions on social issues. Rugs from around the United States are moving to these states to escape the War on Rugs. Here's what one of them had to say: "I am a freed rug! Praise the Lord! I am free at last!"

Freedom. Peace. Equality.
Do you believe in freed rugs? Share your thoughts.
Title: Re: Vote for the right people and the result will be freed rugs
Post by: TrashBox on April 01, 2013, 03:22 am
FREED RUGS
Title: Re: FREED RUGS!
Post by: Ron Swanson on April 04, 2013, 01:03 am
we gotta head to north africa.. they're in need of freed rugs the most! i see them smuggling them on coaches and all sorts. that's not how rug life should be.
Title: Re: FREED RUGS!
Post by: zipstyle on April 04, 2013, 01:13 am
we gotta head to north africa.. they're in need of freed rugs the most! i see them smuggling them on coaches and all sorts. that's not how rug life should be.

Yes, Rugs deserve better!
Title: Re: FREED RUGS!
Post by: Ron Swanson on April 04, 2013, 01:24 am
they certainly do but how can we combat this oppression?!
Title: Re: FREED RUGS!
Post by: zipstyle on April 04, 2013, 02:27 am
It must come from a righteous opposition from the middle class. Without the support of the middle class, there is no backbone for change.
Title: Re: FREED RUGS!
Post by: White 0ut on April 04, 2013, 02:51 am
Dat rug....

You ain't about that rug life!

In recent news Lil Wayne was reportedly rushed to the hospital due to a recent rug overdose....

Witnesses report that Wayne frequently buys and uses rugs.

About $50k in rugs were seized from his home in Malibu earlier this week.

In other unrelated news Willie Nelson has declared that he will be pushing for the medicinal use of rugs in the state of Texas...
Title: Re: FREED RUGS!
Post by: skeezoo8586 on April 04, 2013, 02:59 am
They Might Be Giants are totally ruggish!
think Turkey ;)
Title: Re: FREED RUGS!
Post by: moonflower on April 04, 2013, 04:42 am
who doesn't want freed drugs? 'cause let's face it... there is nothing better than freed rugs. ;)
Title: Re: FREED RUGS!
Post by: donatto on April 04, 2013, 12:51 pm
FREE EM NOW
Title: Re: FREED RUGS!
Post by: zipstyle on April 04, 2013, 04:25 pm
These days, rugs can be found everywhere, and it may seem like everyone's on them. Lots of people are tempted by the excitement or escape that rugs seem to offer.

But learning the facts about rugs can help you see the risks of chasing this excitement or escape.

Thanks to medical and rug research, there are thousands of rugs that help people.

You will find a huge assembly of media articles documenting the death and destruction wrought by psychotic rugs.

Proponents of rug policy reform believe that prohibition of rugs has been ineffectual and counterproductive.

The evidence is out there!!
Title: Re: FREED RUGS!
Post by: maple on April 04, 2013, 04:29 pm
I came here expecting find some free rugs to use. But instead, I have been inspired to stop abusing rugs and set them free instead! From now on, all rugs I acquire shall be let loose to find their own way in this world!

Long live the Underground Rugroad!
Title: Re: FREED RUGS!
Post by: zipstyle on April 04, 2013, 04:38 pm
I came here expecting find some free rugs to use. But instead, I have been inspired to stop abusing rugs and set them free instead! From now on, all rugs I acquire shall be let loose to find their own way in this world!

Long live the Underground Rugroad!

It brings me great joy to know that you have been persuaded to start promoting rug liberation!
Title: Re: FREED RUGS!
Post by: skeezoo8586 on April 05, 2013, 05:14 am
don't get me started on the multi-billion dollar rug testing industry.

does anybody know of any cleaning kits that actually work?
Title: Re: FREED RUGS!
Post by: zipstyle on April 05, 2013, 06:11 am
I've been trying to find a vendor that actually has good rug cleaning kits... Those rugs just get dirtier every time they change hands!
Title: Re: FREED RUGS!
Post by: Aussie bob on April 05, 2013, 12:13 pm
I'm not comfortable freeing those dirty rugs. Before you know it they'll be cruising around in hotted up cars miscegenating with our women, high on cheap nasty stain remover. I hang my rug up and beat it with a stick on a daily basis, just to show it who's boss.
Title: Re: FREED RUGS!
Post by: zipstyle on April 06, 2013, 08:30 pm
A 17-year veteran of the New York Police Department was arrested on Wednesday on charges that he was a member of a crew that robbed rug dealers of thousands of dollars in cash and rugs.

The officer, Jose Tejada, 45, is accused of taking part in three robberies or attempted robberies in 2006 and 2007, while he was assigned to Harlem and in uniform, federal prosecutors said on Wednesday. He also supplied the crew with police uniforms, paraphernalia and police vehicles, the authorities said. He is charged with conspiracy to commit robbery, conspiracy to distribute rugs and unlawful use of a firearm.

Officer Tejada, the police said, was arrested as part of an “ongoing Internal Affairs Bureau investigation.” He is the second officer with the department charged in the more than 100 robberies of rug dealers that began in 2001 and that “netted more than 250 kilograms of rugs,” according to prosecutors. He has been suspended from the department, a spokesman said.
Title: Re: FREED RUGS!
Post by: ytabletrash on September 10, 2013, 06:23 am
I know that this is an old thread, but I'd like to say that I am totally for freed rugs. The majority of rugs I used to get were cut to shit or they were synthetic rugs. Thankfully through the silk road's free'd rug market I can get some rugs that arent cut with a bunch of crap. I dont know why some rug dealers think its a good idea to cut their rugs up as they lose the effect of a nice clean rug. Lets all come together and bring about these freed rugs because rugs are people too! Rugs all have different personalities and they treat everyone differently. Some rugs go well with others while other rugs fight endlessly but all together the rugs are our friends. Who is the government to say who we can and cannot be friends on just because some agency says they are evil and are out to hurt us. No rugs have came to my crib looking for trouble. They only come when I invite them in. I know there are some rugs that have ruined people's lives but like with all people, you dont get along with everyone. Even those rugs that are known to be destructive on occasion, they are still someone's friend and the government has no right to take those people's friends away from them.
Title: Re: FREED RUGS!
Post by: turdburglarSandwich on September 10, 2013, 09:09 am
We are the Anonymous Rug Freers.

No rug shall be kept down and stepped on is the first law.

Second law, When a rug is freed, a drag queen gets his heels.

Third law, FREED RUGS for LIFE!
Title: Re: FREED RUGS!
Post by: chevelle on September 10, 2013, 09:29 am
Don't fall for this! Rugs are lying bastards!
Title: Re: FREED RUGS!
Post by: Maria Larsson on September 10, 2013, 02:23 pm
Freed rugs can be a dangerous health risk in houses with stairs. Every year children, elders and cognitive impaired drunk people become victims of the rug trade. Casual (bottom of the rug pyramid, the rug buyers) users with quite normal lives but with freed rugs in their stairs sometimes slip on the rugs and fall down the stairs and injure themselves badly. Some even die when using the rugs.
Please think of the children next time you decide to use a rug.
Title: Re: FREED RUGS!
Post by: JohnTheBaptist on September 10, 2013, 07:22 pm
This thread is the epitome of what is wrong with SR. all the smart people have gone stealth, and you're left with these dicks who churn out this bollox. I don't even recognize one member the likes of turdburglar and these clowns just don't get they are representing us around the world. Fucking pathetic. I mean do you actually think this is amusing? Bring back 2011, what a stunning place this was.
Decent people with interesting stuff to say. Deep thinkers, humanitarian  orientated, now you have these teenage wankers. I'm off the to PPE thread.
Title: Re: FREED RUGS!
Post by: turdburglarSandwich on September 10, 2013, 11:37 pm
This thread is the epitome of what is wrong with SR. all the smart people have gone stealth, and you're left with these dicks who churn out this bollox. I don't even recognize one member the likes of turdburglar and these clowns just don't get they are representing us around the world. Fucking pathetic. I mean do you actually think this is amusing? Bring back 2011, what a stunning place this was.
Decent people with interesting stuff to say. Deep thinkers, humanitarian  orientated, now you have these teenage wankers. I'm off the to PPE thread.

And a round, fully packed turdwich to ya, FUCKNUTS!! While yer at it, have a side of eat my asshole. When you can present MENSA membership card, or proof of higher IQ than the average bear, I will give one, no two shits about what you have to say. Until then, wipe your mom's cooze juice off yer chin, and bow yer head in the company of yer betters. FUCKNUT!!
Title: Re: FREED RUGS!
Post by: livestr0ng on September 11, 2013, 06:56 am
I'm not convinced these rugs deserve liberty. For example, I have personal exerience with rugs doing basically nothing more than lie to me. It's gotten to the point where all they were good for is wiping my feet on.

P.S. Why isn't this a South Park episode yet?
Title: Re: FREED RUGS!
Post by: skeezoo8586 on September 11, 2013, 11:57 am
What if they get their hands on Chemical Weapons? We already know they possess the technology to refine and extract certain chemicals to a HIGH level of purity! We didn't start the fire, man!
Title: Re: FREED RUGS!
Post by: zipstyle on September 18, 2013, 08:30 am
Welcome to Off-Topic, where talking about anything, including freed rugs, is allowed and, well, FREE :)

Who's to say freed rugs can't have their 150-thread post of fame?
Who's to hate on freed rugs?
How can one NOT like freed rugs?

Unless you slip on one and fall down the stairs, of course.

Srsly.
Title: Re: FREED RUGS!
Post by: nassy on September 18, 2013, 12:44 pm
yes, yes and yes.... liberate your glabrous dome, break the chains of the oppressive toupée
Title: Re: FREED RUGS!
Post by: SexyWax on September 18, 2013, 02:09 pm
wont someone please consider the door mats and throw pillows!
Dear god, and what about the lamp shades!
FREE THE LAMP SHADES!
Title: Re: FREED RUGS!
Post by: zipstyle on September 18, 2013, 02:41 pm
wont someone please consider the door mats and throw pillows!
Dear god, and what about the lamp shades!
FREE THE LAMP SHADES!

Well, the thing is that lamp shades just don't get people as high as rugs do.
Ever heard of the phrase "cut a rug?" Thing is, if you cut rugs too much, they get flat and don't keep you as high ;)
Title: Re: FREED RUGS!
Post by: BoxofShapes on September 18, 2013, 08:39 pm
People don't know how to wash their rugs.   :(
Title: Re: FREED RUGS!
Post by: zipstyle on September 18, 2013, 10:52 pm
Too true :(
Title: Re: FREED RUGS!
Post by: deathowl1990 on September 19, 2013, 02:51 am
I got excited because I thought someone was giving away free rugs. So disappointed.
Title: Re: FREED RUGS!
Post by: SexyWax on September 20, 2013, 11:19 pm
that rug really tied the room together
Title: Re: FREED RUGS!
Post by: anonypunk on September 21, 2013, 09:03 pm
First good laugh I've had all day. This really should be a South Park episode! Damn that was funny!

Peace
Title: Re: FREED RUGS!
Post by: TrashBox on September 22, 2013, 01:19 am
First good laugh I've had all day. This really should be a South Park episode! Damn that was funny!

Peace

ZipStyle= Trey Parker
Title: Re: FREED RUGS!
Post by: Theophilus on September 22, 2013, 05:43 am
Can't beat a nice fluffy rug.
Title: Re: FREED RUGS!
Post by: livestr0ng on September 22, 2013, 07:19 am
First good laugh I've had all day. This really should be a South Park episode! Damn that was funny!

Peace

ZipStyle= Trey Parker
                      \/     \/     \/     \/     \/     \/     \/     \/

[...]
P.S. Why isn't this a South Park episode yet?
Whoaaaa. I'm Trey Parker. ZipStyle is my buddy, Matt Stone.
Title: Re: FREED RUGS!
Post by: zipstyle on September 23, 2013, 08:14 pm
First good laugh I've had all day. This really should be a South Park episode! Damn that was funny!

Peace

ZipStyle= Trey Parker
                      \/     \/     \/     \/     \/     \/     \/     \/

[...]
P.S. Why isn't this a South Park episode yet?
Whoaaaa. I'm Trey Parker. ZipStyle is my buddy, Matt Stone.

And you know dis
BAWWLINNN
Title: Re: FREED RUGS!
Post by: Snoopish on September 24, 2013, 04:20 am
This is a disgusting thread! I can't believe our mods haven't locked this shit! You realize how many people get hurt by rugs? Children, pets, old women, and stout men have all fallen prey to rugs! You bigots with your rug propaganda are just trying to enjoy your dead-end lives when ya'll end up piled under rugs from all places -- some of them we won't even be able to identify! Might not even be a real rug but you don't care! Just as long as you can bury yourself in it and hide within the rugs and induce another rug-made haze! You let yourself get so caught up that it can end up being carpet, curtain, bedspreads...hell you'd even take wood and tile you sick freaks!--it's all just another rug to you!

I shouldn't get so upset but...I've known good people who've gotten into rugs...I don't even know who, or what, they are anymore. One of them thinks he's a fuckin coat rack now!

Get out of the rug game while you still can. Because one day we all will realize it's too late.


Rugs forever
Title: Re: FREED RUGS!
Post by: Theophilus on September 24, 2013, 07:27 am
This thread is the epitome of what is wrong with SR. all the smart people have gone stealth, and you're left with these dicks who churn out this bollox. I don't even recognize one member the likes of turdburglar and these clowns just don't get they are representing us around the world. Fucking pathetic. I mean do you actually think this is amusing? Bring back 2011, what a stunning place this was.
Decent people with interesting stuff to say. Deep thinkers, humanitarian  orientated, now you have these teenage wankers. I'm off the to PPE thread.

And a round, fully packed turdwich to ya, FUCKNUTS!! While yer at it, have a side of eat my asshole. When you can present MENSA membership card, or proof of higher IQ than the average bear, I will give one, no two shits about what you have to say. Until then, wipe your mom's cooze juice off yer chin, and bow yer head in the company of yer betters. FUCKNUT!!

A hearty +1, turdwich.

Life's only real meaning is the pursuit of laughs.
Title: Re: FREED RUGS!
Post by: zipstyle on October 02, 2013, 08:33 am
This thread is the epitome of what is wrong with SR. all the smart people have gone stealth, and you're left with these dicks who churn out this bollox. I don't even recognize one member the likes of turdburglar and these clowns just don't get they are representing us around the world. Fucking pathetic. I mean do you actually think this is amusing? Bring back 2011, what a stunning place this was.
Decent people with interesting stuff to say. Deep thinkers, humanitarian  orientated, now you have these teenage wankers. I'm off the to PPE thread.

And a round, fully packed turdwich to ya, FUCKNUTS!! While yer at it, have a side of eat my asshole. When you can present MENSA membership card, or proof of higher IQ than the average bear, I will give one, no two shits about what you have to say. Until then, wipe your mom's cooze juice off yer chin, and bow yer head in the company of yer betters. FUCKNUT!!

A hearty +1, turdwich.

Life's only real meaning is the pursuit of laughs.

And Freed Rugs!