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Discussion => Off topic => Topic started by: Limetless on November 12, 2012, 01:22 am
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I'm off for a bath because it's been a long day, if any of the female members that are hot and would care to join me the towels are in the airing cupboard and you can help yourself to Meph or Mandy as you see fit.
That is all. :)
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Enjoy your bath, in my opinion it's one of the best ways to relax, especially with Badedas and candles :)
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Care to join? ;)
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Why not? SilkRoad will be online soon, and I'm in the mood for a celebration party! Plus, I've already dropped a very nice E, and I'm feeling the love so much right now! :)
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Why not? SilkRoad will be online soon, and I'm in the mood for a celebration party! Plus, I've already dropped a very nice E, and I'm feeling the love so much right now! :)
Waaaaay! Casual sex for the prize. Bring some oil, might as well make it entertaining. :)
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Can I join the two of you with some of Tyl3r's 25i?
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Waaaaay! Casual sex for the prize. Bring some oil, might as well make it entertaining. :)
Slide and glide? Hope you haven't got wood flooring or laminate, if you do it'll become akin to an ice skating rink if I'm around ;) Your posts are bloody brilliant, have a +1, and a wonderful week ahead!
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threesome?
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threesome?
This is my 300th post, looks like I got more then I bargained for by posting in this thread lol! Bring your iceskates, and I'll teach you how to glide. To celebrate my little milestone, I'll extend the offer, free gliding lessons for anybody with a wood or laminate floor, I'll bring the oil! Just don't forget your ice skates ;D
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Waaaaay! Casual sex for the prize. Bring some oil, might as well make it entertaining. :)
Slide and glide? Hope you haven't got wood flooring or laminate, if you do it'll become akin to an ice skating rink if I'm around ;) Your posts are bloody brilliant, have a +1, and a wonderful week ahead!
You'd just have to find out the flooring situation when you got put down on there, makes for a nice surprise.
And no boys, this is a one penis only situation.
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Fine, I'll just watch and hope for a tag team...
8)
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Fine, I'll just watch and hope for a tag team...
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This we may be able to facilitate....
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You'd just have to find out the flooring situation when you got put down on there, makes for a nice surprise.
And no boys, this is a one penis only situation.
The man has spoken and he knows what he wants lol! All I have left is Russian Standard Vodka and Cream Soda, it's awful, but my minibar is dry, and desperate times cause for desperate measures. Time to drop another half and feel better about the situation ;)
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You'd just have to find out the flooring situation when you got put down on there, makes for a nice surprise.
And no boys, this is a one penis only situation.
The man has spoken and he knows what he wants lol! All I have left is Russian Standard Vodka and Cream Soda, it's awful, but my minibar is dry, and desperate times cause for desperate measures. Time to drop another half and feel better about the situation ;)
You bring that and make up some drinks, I'll fish out the Johnsons Baby.... ;)
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You bring that and make up some drinks, I'll fish out the Johnsons Baby.... ;)
Only the best will do for this occasion. Have a feeling at least one of us is going to wake up with a first class hangover lol! It'll be okay though, I can cook a great fry up :)
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You bring that and make up some drinks, I'll fish out the Johnsons Baby.... ;)
Only the best will do for this occasion. Have a feeling at least one of us is going to wake up with a first class hangover lol! It'll be okay though, I can cook a great fry up :)
Damn woman...where have you been all my life?
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Hiding in your basement.
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Hiding in your basement.
Ah this may explain why that Kosovan refugee family I keep locked down there have been asking for more space lately. I thought they were just being bitches.
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Hiding in your basement.
Ah this may explain why that Kosovan refugee family I keep locked down there have been asking for more space lately. I thought they were just being bitches.
Anyone would think you're calling princesshigh fat, or maybe they are just being plain ungrateful bitches.. ;)
But lol at that post, +1 haha.
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Hiding in your basement.
Ah this may explain why that Kosovan refugee family I keep locked down there have been asking for more space lately. I thought they were just being bitches.
Anyone would think you're calling princesshigh fat, or maybe they are just being plain ungrateful bitches.. ;)
But lol at that post, +1 haha.
Lol no I just have a very cramped basement.... 8)
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Damn woman...where have you been all my life?
Better late than never lol! I'll bring the eggs, bacon, sausages, mushrooms, tomatoes, beans, bread, my frying pan, and my juicer for our OJ! Your in for some after seshion pampering ;)
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Bang tidy! 8)
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Damn woman...where have you been all my life?
Better late than never lol! I'll bring the eggs, bacon, sausages, mushrooms, tomatoes, beans, bread, my frying pan, and my juicer for our OJ! Your in for some after seshion pampering ;)
Ah man this has made me so god damn hungry.
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You bring that and make up some drinks, I'll fish out the Johnsons Baby.... ;)
Only the best will do for this occasion. Have a feeling at least one of us is going to wake up with a first class hangover lol! It'll be okay though, I can cook a great fry up :)
sorry lim but after that post i think i'm in love ;) lol
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You can all piss off if you think you can hijack my pulling thread. This is my thread on SR not two Jumbos heading for the Twin Towers.
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I'll fish out the Johnsons Baby.... ;)
As this is a topic about sex, and massaging Lims' ego ;)
i did totally read that wrong.
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Damn woman...where have you been all my life?
Better late than never lol! I'll bring the eggs, bacon, sausages, mushrooms, tomatoes, beans, bread, my frying pan, and my juicer for our OJ! Your in for some after seshion pampering ;)
she also remembered your dislike for black pudding.
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You can all piss off if you think you can hijack my pulling thread. This is my thread on SR not two Jumbos heading for the Twin Towers.
LMAO! Is there a shotarge of females on this forum? On the 'Silk Road forums - Statistics Center' the ratio of men to women is 3.8:1, where are they hiding? Isn't a pulling thread their cup of tea? lol! C'mon ladies, loosen up a bit, have some fun! Life's too short!
she also remembered your dislike for black pudding.
I also dislike black pudding, I have tried all the variations from the posh supermarkets, each one as awful as the last, also knowing it's ingredients, it's something I could do without. Going to make a fry up now, after last nights antics, I could do with one! Limet are you up for one too? ;)
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Yeah there is a shortage of women but what I'm trying to create with this thread is a "Lions on the savannah" kind of scenario where I get them all. As you are offering a fry up we can see this is already heading the way I want it!
And no I'm good for a fry up, I'll have a fuck though lol.
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And no I'm good for a fry up, I'll have a fuck though lol.
Smooth, very smooth lol! You should have that printed on a t-shirt! :P
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And no I'm good for a fry up, I'll have a fuck though lol.
Smooth, very smooth lol! You should have that printed on a t-shirt! :P
And who says I haven't. ;)
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so many of us slitholders have given up on the prospect of being accepted on forums like these :'( some don't even try anymore
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You are only really accept if you fall into one of the two listed below;
a. Your penis larger than most average banana sizes
b. Your female
Me? I fall into neither...
Dank
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Oh and;
c. You're MTLJohn.
Dank
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I'm a superb cameraman
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And no I'm good for a fry up, I'll have a fuck though lol.
Smooth, very smooth lol! You should have that printed on a t-shirt! :P
And who says I haven't. ;)
Your pulling skills are one of a kind Mr. 'Lions on the savannah'! ;D
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And no I'm good for a fry up, I'll have a fuck though lol.
Smooth, very smooth lol! You should have that printed on a t-shirt! :P
And who says I haven't. ;)
Your pulling skills are one of a kind Mr. 'Lions on the savannah'! ;D
Lol...you have no idea. ;)
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Lol...you have no idea. ;)
Your right I have yet to experience the thrill of being in a lion's den, hope it's more thrilling than a ride on the 'The Big One' ;)
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Imagine how epic it'd be to Eiffel tower a bitch with an SR vendor...
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Lol...you have no idea. ;)
Your right I have yet to experience the thrill of being in a lion's den, hope it's more thrilling than a ride on the 'The Big One' ;)
Lol the thrill of the lions den is that once you are in there you never want to leave. ;)
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SR's been down what 2 days? And now I'm stumbling across text orgys in the forums...what the fuck am I doing with my life haha. Even so...carry on...
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Lol the thrill of the lions den is that once you are in there you never want to leave. ;)
If it's going to be that thrilling for me, I cannot imagine how thrilling it is for you ;D
SR's been down what 2 days? And now I'm stumbling across text orgys in the forums...what the fuck am I doing with my life haha. Even so...carry on...
SilkRoad's downtime has brought out the best in some of us lol!
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If it's going to be that thrilling for me, I cannot imagine how thrilling it is for you ;D
Lol that depends on your performance. ;)
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:-*
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Where's the beef?
Can i eat?
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Lol that depends on your performance. ;)
Lol I don't use less than Energizer Ultra+, if it's going to be a marathon I'd better bring the Lithiums, one must never skip on performance! ;)
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Lol that depends on your performance. ;)
Lol I don't use less than Energizer Ultra+, if it's going to be a marathon I'd better bring the Lithiums, one must never skip on performance! ;)
Lol I'll give ya credit where credit's due, because that was a good answer. ;)
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Lol that depends on your performance. ;)
Lol I don't use less than Energizer Ultra+, if it's going to be a marathon I'd better bring the Lithiums, one must never skip on performance! ;)
Thats what we want a girl with spunk, from multiple donors.
ahem.
that aside its good to see more feisty, oppinionated female and prouders on the forums.
its like an example a mate once gave about how he prefered older women to younger ones.
'They might not be as good looking as the youth, but when they're grinding your pelvis to dust as if its the last shag on earth compared to the stunning 17 year old who just lay there and took it with a scared look in her eye when you told her she was going to blow it. theres just no competition.''
age aside, we need more women like this!
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Thats what we want a girl with spunk, from multiple donors.
ahem.
that aside its good to see more feisty, oppinionated female and prouders on the forums.
its like an example a mate once gave about how he prefered older women to younger ones.
'They might not be as good looking as the youth, but when they're grinding your pelvis to dust as if its the last shag on earth compared to the stunning 17 year old who just lay there and took it with a scared look in her eye when you told her she was going to blow it. theres just no competition.''
age aside, we need more women like this!
This post has brightened up my day in an instant, cheers Twelve_Pickles! The colourful characters on this forum have made SilkRoad's downtime so entertaining. This thread has made me laugh so much, if laughter is good for the soul, my soul is feeling very satisfied right now lol! ;)
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I'm off for a bath because it's been a long day, if any of the female members that are hot and would care to join me the towels are in the airing cupboard and you can help yourself to Meph or Mandy as you see fit.
That is all. :)
fitties on SR?!?! really? i i have been gone a long while... show me some of these fitties of which you speak
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Oh yes! I would love to bathe and feel the love! I love to touch and be touched when I am on mdma and especially with drone. Never combined the two though. Shit Lim, you already ran off with Princess. What is a girl to do?
Where is the fucking dating part of the road??! ;)
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Oh yes! I would love to bathe and feel the love! I love to touch and be touched when I am on mdma and especially with drone. Never combined the two though. Shit Lim, you already ran off with Princess. What is a girl to do?
Where is the fucking dating part of the road??! ;)
Hold on there sugar, plenty of room for everyone. ;)
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Hold on there sugar, plenty of room for everyone. ;)
Ahh, so your bathroom is bigger than your basement? That is good news. Excuse me whilst I get naked.
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Hold on there sugar, plenty of room for everyone. ;)
Ahh, so your bathroom is bigger than your basement? That is good news. Excuse me whilst I get naked.
Lol all the rooms are big enough I think you'll find, but yeah carry on. ;)
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I actually had a date today, I am all spruced up, but it was a no no. I should have known I can find all the good stuff on here.
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I actually had a date today, I am all spruced up, but it was a no no. I should have known I can find all the good stuff on here.
Sorry to hear your date went down the pan, on the upside I'm sure Limet has plenty of love to give ya girl lol! Had an epic break up today, my call, been planning it for awhile, when relationships turn to relationshit it's time to let go. Feeling free and single, and all the better for it. Roll on new chapter in my life! Does anyone have any good ideas on how I should celebrate? :)
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I actually had a date today, I am all spruced up, but it was a no no. I should have known I can find all the good stuff on here.
Lol why go on a date when ya can have an SR vendor?
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I actually had a date today, I am all spruced up, but it was a no no. I should have known I can find all the good stuff on here.
Sorry to hear your date went down the pan, on the upside I'm sure Limet has plenty of love to give ya girl lol! Had an epic break up today, my call, been planning it for awhile, when relationships turn to relationshit it's time to let go. Feeling free and single, and all the better for it. Roll on new chapter in my life! Does anyone have any good ideas on how I should celebrate? :)
Yes, mephedrone fueled Sex Party like that documentary by Louie Theroux.
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Yes, mephedrone fueled Sex Party like that documentary by Louie Theroux.
lol! I haven't indulged in Mephedrone yet (but I love a good bit of charlie!), been wating for the right time, now would be good! First times always call for a good sitter, any volunteers?
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I actually had a date today, I am all spruced up, but it was a no no. I should have known I can find all the good stuff on here.
Sorry to hear your date went down the pan, on the upside I'm sure Limet has plenty of love to give ya girl lol! Had an epic break up today, my call, been planning it for awhile, when relationships turn to relationshit it's time to let go. Feeling free and single, and all the better for it. Roll on new chapter in my life! Does anyone have any good ideas on how I should celebrate? :)
I am alright, thanks dear. We could celebrate doing that line of charlie together! Cheers to us powerful women 8) If Lim is joining us... some epicness will rain down!
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20s/M/USA
Exotic looking, huge wang.
Likes: Music, threesomes, going for long lines of coke on the beach, and cuddling.
Dislikes: Guvment, people that don't shower, the Twilight Series, and long periods of cuddling without sex.
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Lol why go on a date when ya can have an SR vendor?
I have trouble finding them in RL...it seems like they went through a fog together with the coins!
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I actually had a date today, I am all spruced up, but it was a no no. I should have known I can find all the good stuff on here.
Sorry to hear your date went down the pan, on the upside I'm sure Limet has plenty of love to give ya girl lol! Had an epic break up today, my call, been planning it for awhile, when relationships turn to relationshit it's time to let go. Feeling free and single, and all the better for it. Roll on new chapter in my life! Does anyone have any good ideas on how I should celebrate? :)
I am alright, thanks dear. We could celebrate doing that line of charlie together! Cheers to us powerful women 8) If Lim is joining us... some epicness will rain down!
God damn I think I have got myself a harem!
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I actually had a date today, I am all spruced up, but it was a no no. I should have known I can find all the good stuff on here.
Sorry to hear your date went down the pan, on the upside I'm sure Limet has plenty of love to give ya girl lol! Had an epic break up today, my call, been planning it for awhile, when relationships turn to relationshit it's time to let go. Feeling free and single, and all the better for it. Roll on new chapter in my life! Does anyone have any good ideas on how I should celebrate? :)
I am alright, thanks dear. We could celebrate doing that line of charlie together! Cheers to us powerful women 8) If Lim is joining us... some epicness will rain down!
God damn I think I have got myself a harem!
I'll lift my glass of celebration champers to that, cheers to us powerful women! A Limetless harem! Looks like I'm going to be celebrating with an all out orgy of epicness tonight. Get the Johnson's ready Limet, I'll prepare the cocktails, and rack the eight ball up! ;D
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Damn it, no biters. It's the Twilight thing isn't it? ...Fucking Edward and his jawline.
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I'll lift my glass of celebration champers to that, cheers to us powerful women! A Limetless harem! Looks like I'm going to be celebrating with an all out orgy of epicness tonight. Get the Johnson's ready Limet, I'll prepare the cocktails, and rack the eight ball up! ;D
Blow, blowjob, mindblown!
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Damn it, no biters. It's the Twilight thing isn't it? ...Fucking Edward and his jawline.
No, it is the huge wang. I am too tight! :o
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Damn it, no biters. It's the Twilight thing isn't it? ...Fucking Edward and his jawline.
Lol Caparino! I'm not a biter, I'm more of a sucker! TreeSpirit I've just popped your +karma virginity! :-*
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Damn it, no biters. It's the Twilight thing isn't it? ...Fucking Edward and his jawline.
No, it is the huge wang. I am too tight! :o
Well then, we can borrow some of Lim's Johnson Baby Oil as lube after him and P-High are done using it :D
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Damn it, no biters. It's the Twilight thing isn't it? ...Fucking Edward and his jawline.
No, it is the huge wang. I am too tight! :o
Well then, we can borrow some of Lim's Johnson Baby Oil as lube after him and P-High are done using it :D
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Stop hijacking my harem! They are women and this is my harem, not jumbos and twin towers!
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Is it just me or is SR login page being screwy for anyone else? It could just be the guvment helicopter that just flew overhead fucking with my airwaves but I wanna make sure it's just me first
Stop hijacking my harem! They are women and this is my harem, not jumbos and twin towers!
Sharing is caring Lim :P
Plus, we've already planned the double team/Eiffel-towering we'd be doing in the future. Don't get stingy on me now!
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Is it just me or is SR login page being screwy for anyone else? It could just be the guvment helicopter that just flew overhead fucking with my airwaves but I wanna make sure it's just me first
Stop hijacking my harem! They are women and this is my harem, not jumbos and twin towers!
Sharing is caring Lim :P
Plus, we've already planned the double team/Eiffel-towering we'd be doing in the future. Don't get stingy on me now!
Hmmmmm something...something....Darkside....
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Is it just me or is SR login page being screwy for anyone else? It could just be the guvment helicopter that just flew overhead fucking with my airwaves but I wanna make sure it's just me first
Stop hijacking my harem! They are women and this is my harem, not jumbos and twin towers!
Sharing is caring Lim :P
Plus, we've already planned the double team/Eiffel-towering we'd be doing in the future. Don't get stingy on me now!
Hmmmmm something...something....Darkside....
Something... something.. something... COMPLETE!
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Damn it, no biters. It's the Twilight thing isn't it? ...Fucking Edward and his jawline.
No, it is the huge wang. I am too tight! :o
Lol...you don't know the half of it. ;)
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Damn it, no biters. It's the Twilight thing isn't it? ...Fucking Edward and his jawline.
No, it is the huge wang. I am too tight! :o
Lol...you don't know the half of it. ;)
What Lim means is, his penis is half my size. So naturally if you're too tight for me even with lube, you can always try half my size AKA Lim's penis :P
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Damn it, no biters. It's the Twilight thing isn't it? ...Fucking Edward and his jawline.
No, it is the huge wang. I am too tight! :o
Lol...you don't know the half of it. ;)
What Lim means is, his penis is half my size. So naturally if you're too tight for me even with lube, you can always try half my size AKA Lim's penis :P
That's funny because you cried and had a week of depression last time you saw it. 8)
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Damn it, no biters. It's the Twilight thing isn't it? ...Fucking Edward and his jawline.
No, it is the huge wang. I am too tight! :o
Lol...you don't know the half of it. ;)
Like TreeSprit, I'm of the tight variety. Promise I won't be walking like John Wayne tomorrow? :o
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That's funny because you cried and had a week of depression last time you saw it. 8)
Because I thought you were my soul brother, then you for some reason decided to show me your little buddy and I knew it couldn't be. I mean, it makes me feel awesome about myself, don't get me wrong Lim. But I just can't do that to your confidence, your penis being half my size and everything. Maybe in the next lifetime mate, maybe in the next lifetime...
BAHAHAHA, I was laughing my arse off as we had this conversation Lim. Thanks for that, it snapped me out of this depressive spiral I was in. Just kidding ladies, we both have gigantic members and drug stashes. Come and get your fill, or get your fill and then come; your choice! 8)
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Damn it, no biters. It's the Twilight thing isn't it? ...Fucking Edward and his jawline.
No, it is the huge wang. I am too tight! :o
Lol...you don't know the half of it. ;)
Like TreeSprit, I'm of the tight variety. Promise I won't be walking like John Wayne tomorrow? :o
"Howdy there pilgrim..." ;)
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"Howdy there pilgrim..." ;)
'Courage is being scared to death, but saddling up anyway'. ;)
Edit: Please don't forget the Johnson's lol!
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"Howdy there pilgrim..." ;)
'Courage is being scared to death, but saddling up anyway'. ;)
Edit: Please don't forget the Johnson's lol!
Don't worry, it's all in Santa's kinky bag of tricks. ;)
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Don't worry, it's all in Santa's kinky bag of tricks. ;)
That brings a whole new spin to Santa's coming to town. As you can tell, I've been a very naughty girl! ;)
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Don't worry, it's all in Santa's kinky bag of tricks. ;)
That brings a whole new spin to Santa's coming to town. As you can tell, I've been a very naughty girl! ;)
God damn it just add me on t-chat so we can have a kinky chat lol. We may as well get it over with!
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God damn it just add me on t-chat so we can have a kinky chat lol. We may as well get it over with!
Never used t-chat before Santa, care to share a download link?
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God damn it just add me on t-chat so we can have a kinky chat lol. We may as well get it over with!
Never used t-chat before Santa, care to share a download link?
Google torchat, see what happens. :)
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Google torchat, see what happens. :)
Downloading, hope Christmas is coming early! ;)
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I haven't read all the tomfoolery going on in here...but one thing's for sure...someone ain't gonna shit right for a week...
:)
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I haven't read all the tomfoolery going on in here...but one thing's for sure...someone ain't gonna shit right for a week...
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LOL!
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:P
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TreeSpirit I've just popped your +karma virginity! :-*
Oh my! That felt good! :-*
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Gentleman and Lady, thanks for the wild night! I am sore in all kinds of places. Hope we will do it soon again!
*waddles off
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Question 1: Has Silk Road turned into a swingers' site?
Question 2: If the above is true, how about addin some Ahoyhoy-style jiggy into the mix?