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Title: SR SEMI ANNUAL DICK/OFF Prizes for 1st, 2nd and 3rd Place!!!! FREE HASH!!!!
Post by: KitKatisBorednow on March 12, 2013, 11:20 pm
Hello SR forums!

The ladies of IRC chat are very, very excited to announce the unveiling of our FIRST EVER, SR SEMI ANNUAL DICK/OFF. We will crown the winner KING DICK.

 Yes you heard me right.  Trashbox, Ette, and I have decided, to conduct a very, very sexy competition, of which the ladies of SR chat shall be the judges.  Yes, we ACTUALLY want to see your dicks that badly.  ;)

The Grand Prize will be 3 grams of the very finest Morrocan Hash that SR can bring you, courtesy of the very sexy guys and gals at The Scurvy Crew!!!!!

2nd Prize- 2 grams of Morrocan Hash

3rd Prize-1 gram

What are the rules?

1. YOU MUST SCRUB AND KEEP YOUR PIC ANONYMOUS
2. Be 100% sure that your picture does not contain anything which could identify you (well, other than your dick)
3. You MUST PM the link to myself Trashbox, and Ette by Saturday March 15th by 12midnight EST.

GOOD LUCK!!! And may the best dick win  ;D

The lucky (for more than one reason) winners will be announced on Sunday March 16th at Midnight EST.

Thank you lovies!
Title: Re: SR SEMI ANNUAL DICK/OFF Prizes for 1st, 2nd and 3rd Place!!!! FREE HASH!!!!
Post by: MC Haberdasher on March 12, 2013, 11:37 pm
LOL..

You have got to be shitting me.
Title: Re: SR SEMI ANNUAL DICK/OFF Prizes for 1st, 2nd and 3rd Place!!!! FREE HASH!!!!
Post by: Drksdfmn138 on March 13, 2013, 12:05 am
What a great contest. Only on the Road.
Title: Re: SR SEMI ANNUAL DICK/OFF Prizes for 1st, 2nd and 3rd Place!!!! FREE HASH!!!!
Post by: KitKatisBorednow on March 13, 2013, 12:10 am
LOL..

You have got to be shitting me.

Nope!  100% serious! 

And reaaaaaaally fucking excited!! hahahahaha!
Title: Re: SR SEMI ANNUAL DICK/OFF Prizes for 1st, 2nd and 3rd Place!!!! FREE HASH!!!!
Post by: MDUK on March 13, 2013, 12:38 am
This is just... wow  :P
Title: Re: SR SEMI ANNUAL DICK/OFF Prizes for 1st, 2nd and 3rd Place!!!! FREE HASH!!!!
Post by: Marlon Brando on March 13, 2013, 01:12 am
I feel that coming in second in this contest would be worse than losing.

It's like, nice dick but not the best and not bad enough to be in third were you needed a lot of improvement.
Title: Re: SR SEMI ANNUAL DICK/OFF Prizes for 1st, 2nd and 3rd Place!!!! FREE HASH!!!!
Post by: KitKatisBorednow on March 13, 2013, 01:16 am
I feel that coming in second in this contest would be worse than losing.

It's like, nice dick but not the best and not bad enough to be in third were you needed a lot of improvement.


LMAO....

But what if like 100 guys entered? 
Title: Re: SR SEMI ANNUAL DICK/OFF Prizes for 1st, 2nd and 3rd Place!!!! FREE HASH!!!!
Post by: MDUK on March 13, 2013, 02:46 am
But theres only like 10 girls here and half of those are just pretending to be girls so vendors will give them free shit.

Cant we have a tits-off or an ass-off or a Vag-off, you know the girl kind?

I'd be happy to donate some MDMA caps to serve as a prize in any of those events  ;)
Title: Re: SR SEMI ANNUAL DICK/OFF Prizes for 1st, 2nd and 3rd Place!!!! FREE HASH!!!!
Post by: MC Haberdasher on March 13, 2013, 02:58 am
But theres only like 10 girls here and half of those are just pretending to be girls so vendors will give them free shit.

Cant we have a tits-off or an ass-off or a Vag-off, you know the girl kind?

I like the sound of an "ass-off" idea..
Title: Re: SR SEMI ANNUAL DICK/OFF Prizes for 1st, 2nd and 3rd Place!!!! FREE HASH!!!!
Post by: ianfleming on March 14, 2013, 02:15 am
Sent PM
Title: Re: SR SEMI ANNUAL DICK/OFF Prizes for 1st, 2nd and 3rd Place!!!! FREE HASH!!!!
Post by: Mike Hunt on March 14, 2013, 06:54 am
are any of you all interested in being a surrogate? I need another 2 or 3 child support payments or I'd take full custody
Title: Re: SR SEMI ANNUAL DICK/OFF Prizes for 1st, 2nd and 3rd Place!!!! FREE HASH!!!!
Post by: Namarrg0n on March 14, 2013, 04:45 pm
Wtf?  ;D
Needs timestamp?
Title: Re: SR SEMI ANNUAL DICK/OFF Prizes for 1st, 2nd and 3rd Place!!!! FREE HASH!!!!
Post by: J4M136 on March 14, 2013, 11:24 pm
Also for the ladies to enter
Prizes to be Won!


 *****Best Boobs On SR******
http://dkn255hz262ypmii.onion/index.php?topic=131191.0 
   
***PRIZES***
1st 1.5btc   +   2g of the finest hashish on the road (Scurvy Crew)
2nd 1btc     +   1g of the finest hashish on the road (Scurvy Crew)
3rd 0.5btc   +   0.5g of the finest hashish on the road (Scurvy Crew)

&

 *****Best Pussy On SR******
http://dkn255hz262ypmii.onion/index.php?topic=131192.0

***PRIZES***
1st 1.5btc
2nd 1btc
3rd 0.5btc

See the threads for more info....
Have Fun
 ;)