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Discussion => Newbie discussion => Topic started by: Emonkey on February 02, 2013, 06:50 pm
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===>> Emonkey introduces XTC ''consoles'' for FREE <<===
Free to try for the first 20 interested:
===>>>>>> Nintendo's! XTC (MDMA only) around 205mg MDMA.
Also want free shipping? Select ''Free Offer'' under the postage options.
For now they are in stealth mode - come and get them at:
http://silkroadvb5piz3r.onion/silkroad/item/7fb323c616
A review would be much appreciated :-)
Direct link to my vendor page: http://silkroadvb5piz3r.onion/silkroad/user/4ef5547148
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In the past I announced my new product on the "product offer" section like I did in this topic: http://dkn255hz262ypmii.onion/index.php?topic=57626.0
Recently users with less than 50 posts can only start a thread in the newbie section and I'm far from 50 post so this is the only place for me to introduce my new product...
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Wow. I was going to find out what you were about soon and then you throw down an offer like this!
Well timed sir.
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Kick ass Emonkey! Im all over this!
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I'm interested, so I just placed an order. :)
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thanks man, I'll be sure to leave a review when I get it.
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Come on Folks I'm a relatively new vendor but with only excellent and thoroughly lab tested products. I have PartyFlocks, Space Monkeys, Top Quality MDMA crystals and soon I'll announce a new 2C-B press and by this I'd like to introduce my latest, very good high doses pill: the Nintendo - around 205 milligrams of MDMA.
Once again: get one for free now at my stealth Nintendo listing: http://silkroadvb5piz3r.onion/silkroad/item/7fb323c616
And in case you want to check my vendor main page: http://silkroadvb5piz3r.onion/silkroad/user/4ef5547148
You're more than welcome ;-)
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emonkey was very accomadating to me in his free offer. he was very quick to get back to me and fix a small snafu and now were on our way. Great service!!
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Come on Folks I'm a relatively new vendor but with only excellent and thoroughly lab tested products. I have PartyFlocks, Space Monkeys, Top Quality MDMA crystals and soon I'll announce a new 2C-B press and by this I'd like to introduce my latest, very good high doses pill: the Nintendo - around 205 milligrams of MDMA.
Once again: get one for free now at my stealth Nintendo listing: http://silkroadvb5piz3r.onion/silkroad/item/7fb323c616
And in case you want to check my vendor main page: http://silkroadvb5piz3r.onion/silkroad/user/4ef5547148
You're more than welcome ;-)
Trying to load the page, I wouldn't mind a free sample! I'll make sure to follow up with a pill report on here. If the page ever loads so I can snatch up one of these freebies.. thanks Emonkey! Once I get some more bitcoins I'll know where to turn!
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Placed order for the sample. I looking forward to this one. :)
My past transactions with emonkey have been great, can't wait for the package to arrive and to see the Nintendos listed, hopefully in 10 packs or more.
Thanks Emonkey!
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That's mighty mouse generous of you Emonkey to be sending out free Nintendos,
My only concern is shipping from the Netherlands man not really keen on burning my drop address
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You think Nintendo will be pissed they didn't put that little ® at the end?
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No I don't think so - on the contrary they should be thankful with the free advertizing and the free publicity :p
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word.
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Still 9 left! I'm going to sleep now it's Sunday 5 o'clock in the morning here I'll make sure all ordered Nintendo's are going with the 6 o'clock evening post.
good night / day - EM
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Finally got the page to load and submitted my order. Don't know if this helped but to anyone else having trouble loading the stealth page I first browsed a category and unchecked the domestic check box and then clicked on a random item and then manually went to the stealth URL and it finally worked.
I received a message from emonkey pretty shorty after placing my order and he addressed some concerns I mentioned in the order sheet. I to have never ordered from overseas as I was always concerned about customs and didn't want to burn my drop address like another user above mentioned but emonkey addressed some of my concerns making me feel more at ease.
So far seems like a great seller, awesome customer support considering he's not only offering the product for free but he's also offering to ship it for free. If this works out I'll definitely be a returning customer and often.
Thanks again emonkey your awesome!
-LokeToke
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Placed an order. Hope I made it in time.
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Don't hesitate to order from Emonkey he is one of the most professional vendors I have ever used. Package always comes extra stealthy and with in the time limit specified on his vendor page. He is on my list of top rated vendors and will be featured in the title of that thread soon.
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Just want to let you know that I have still 6 free Nintendo's left! They're also free shipping :-)
Get them here - they're still in stealth mode: http://silkroadvb5piz3r.onion/silkroad/item/7fb323c616
And once again my vendors page: http://silkroadvb5piz3r.onion/silkroad/user/4ef5547148
Thank you very much folks - for the compliments :-)
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Made an order last night and awoke to it already in transit.
Great offer and even offered with free international delivery. I'm real surprised they're lasting so long.
I'll give an in depth update after I've tried it.
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not enough posts :(
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Ordered free Nintendo. Can't wait.
If they're great, will definitely be back for more!
Will also update with review, of course.
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Placed an order. This is very generous of you Emonkey! You will definitely be seeing a positive review from me if all goes well.
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could it be????? still some left????? please let it be trueeeee ahhh i want to try
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o praise da lowd just in time for the rave next weekend. if it goes through, these will be my first roll EVER. and im definly comin back for more
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Just placed my order!
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damn i missed it!
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I missed the special offer, but not too worried as I have some of EMonkeys 'Space Monkey' pills. We sampled them at the weekend - here's the review:
Firstly as some people have said above, Emonkeys service and stealth is FIRST CLASS. This is my third order from him/her. 3 days to the UK after it went in-transit. Emonkeys stealth is the kind where the envelope could be opened and given a cursory inspection without raising any suspicion.
We had a few mates around on Saturday night, and a boozy dinner led to getting the Space Monkeys out. Wasn't really planning on having them for couple of weeks when we're going out to a club. Anyway, these things happen when you've been drinking... We showed some restraint and all did a half. Being strong pills (on top of booze) this was more than enough for starters. We felt them kicking in after 30 mins, and were all feeling pretty sweet. All dropped another half an hour or two later. Very nice, and the buzz lasted a decent amount of time. Very pure MDMA pills, and they are undoubtedly 180 mg (as advertised). Still got 6 of the Monkeys saved for clubbing, and looking forward to doing them properly and having a good dance.
If anyone is looking for a reliable pill vendor, look no further. A+++++++++++++++
Thanks EMonkey.
Cheers,
PTF
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it's funny your other two threads are on the front page of the product offers page and you made them when you had one post. I should have been cool and posted this one down there for you but it looks like your samples for the consoles are done. Can't wait to read what everyone thinks and compare
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All samples have left the building; consoles are no longer in stealth mode.
Emonkey got them listed on his vendor page now :-)
http://silkroadvb5piz3r.onion/silkroad/user/4ef5547148
Many thanks again for the positive responses folks!
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word for real
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Received my freebie this morning.
x1 Nintendo xtc, 205mg.
Netherlands - UK delivery took about 4 days. Not bad.
Tested a small scrape this morning. Reagent went straight to dark purple/black.
Early indications are good.
Will drop it tonight and update with an experience report.
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2cb?
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Dropped my freebie pill about half an hour ago.
Fuck-me this is potent. Already rising up, feeling very groovy indeed. Looking forward to a good night.
As far as I'm concerned I will certainly consider ordering more.
tbh, ordering from NL hasn't always exactly been my first choice with delivery, customs etc.. but the packaging was spot-on. At a glance, it looks like any other letter, even if you opened it, it would still look legitimate. Seriously impressed on this front.
Food for though, definitely.
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Dropped my freebie pill about half an hour ago.
Fuck-me this is potent. Already rising up, feeling very groovy indeed. Looking forward to a good night.
As far as I'm concerned I will certainly consider ordering more.
tbh, ordering from NL hasn't always exactly been my first choice with delivery, customs etc.. but the packaging was spot-on. At a glance, it looks like any other letter, even if you opened it, it would still look legitimate. Seriously impressed on this front.
Food for though, definitely.
I like your style Android. Dropping a highly potent E on a Thursday night! Just couldn't wait till the weekend eh! Ha ha! +1K for you! ;o)
I think all EMonkeys products are top notch. His space monkeys are also strong, and a couple of those 2CBs make for an interesting evening! ;o)
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Dropped my freebie pill about half an hour ago.
Fuck-me this is potent. Already rising up, feeling very groovy indeed. Looking forward to a good night.
As far as I'm concerned I will certainly consider ordering more.
tbh, ordering from NL hasn't always exactly been my first choice with delivery, customs etc.. but the packaging was spot-on. At a glance, it looks like any other letter, even if you opened it, it would still look legitimate. Seriously impressed on this front.
Food for though, definitely.
I like your style Android. Dropping a highly potent E on a Thursday night! Just couldn't wait till the weekend eh! Ha ha! +1K for you! ;o)
Anytime is a good time to be high. lol.
http://wuakd3inzzy5iz4w.onion/images/d7f26472c626cc9ca9c3f5d97886c5b2.jpg
Cheers the the brownie points, reciprocated!
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those nintendo pills are dynamite! they arrived in expected time (4 working days) and it have enough stealth to ship anywhere. have taken it in half and half, and great! lot of time that havn´t take pills with that quality. thx a lot Emonkey!
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Emonkey recently sent me one of the Nintendo's as a free sample (and also included 6 small brown pills with a mushroom print on them!?? What the fuck are these?? I'm intrigued). These arrived today, so didn't get a chance to sample at the weekend when we went clubbing. However, I already had some of his Space Monkeys stashed. Me, my wife and friend all dropped a whole space monkey and chased it down with one and a half of his green 'playing card' 2-CB tablets....
The come up was tremendous. Lovely clean pills. Within 20-30 mins we were really feeling it and all got straight down to the dance floor. Plenty of energy and got right into the music. After an hour we could also feel the 2-CBs playing their part. The visuals were very nice, and I particularly enjoyed looking up at the massive mirrored ball above the dance floor! A really good combination. We topped up with another cheeky half Monkey and this kept us dancing till 3am when the venue kicked out. The night bus home was entertaining, as was getting back and having a smoke and enjoying the residual hallucinations from the space monkey / 2-CB combo. Top night! Didn't feel too bad on Monday morning which was also a bonus.
Emonkey is a top vendor. He'll look after you. Top communication, perfect stealth and excellent pills. Easily my favourite vendor on the Road now. I only wish the SR and Emonkey were around 10 years ago when I use to go out clubbing / do pills most weekends! At 38 yrs old I'm keeping these sorts of nights to special occasions..... ;o)
Cheers,
PartTimeFiend :)
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(and also included 6 small brown pills with a mushroom print on them!?? What the fuck are these?? I'm intrigued).
I may be wrong but that sounds like the new batch of 2-cb he was emonkey was telling me about. It does sound intriguing :)
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(and also included 6 small brown pills with a mushroom print on them!?? What the fuck are these?? I'm intrigued).
I may be wrong but that sounds like the new batch of 2-cb he was emonkey was telling me about. It does sound intriguing :)
I believe you're right. I checked my messages from Emonkey and he did mention he might send me a sampling of the new 2-cb's. They look pretty good. I've asked Emonkey if he knows the strength of these ones. I'm interested to know how they compare with his green 2-cbs. By the way, the Nintendo he sent me looks awesome. Very professionally made, an off white colour with some nice MDMA speckles throughout. Wonderful! :)
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hmmm... ordered ten pills four days ago.
No order status change, and none of my messages to Emonkey have been read.
Even though he logged-in two days ago. (Ō_o)
Anyone else having similar issues?
Seemed like a genuine guy, sample was ace. Getting a tad concerned now.
Hopefully just tor/computer issues, and not something more permanent.
*tinfoil hat on standby* lol
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Well I went ahead and finalized for my good friend Emonkey even tho it had 2 days left. It has never taken this long from him. I FE'd because SR support were not answering my resolution request but instead they sent me PM's telling me it was about to auto finalize and this was after I gave it a 20 day extension so I figured I would just fe and keep my stats since SR was going to let it auto fuck me anyway the same way they did with GetYourFix. That was such a clear case and they would not talk to me about it so I figured they had sided with him so I FE'd for his as well. I just lost 100 bucks but I wont complain about it because the road has brought me so much more value then that.
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I always am a day late and a bitcoin short on these freebies! :-X
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ordered a party flock 30 days ago and still didnt get it. hasnt read my message in 2 days and i was dumb enough to finalize instead of going to resolution center. i got my first order from him in 14 days. i honestly dont even think he sent my order at all. unless he makes it right or the package shows up i my feeback rating is a 2/5 from him.
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I always am a day late and a bitcoin short on these freebies! :-X
Search the market using the terms "free sample" or "tester" or something like that ... Quite often you'll find vendors giving away tiny samples at just the cost of postage. In exchange for a good review of course, and (hopefully) return business.
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ordered a party flock 30 days ago and still didnt get it. hasnt read my message in 2 days and i was dumb enough to finalize instead of going to resolution center. i got my first order from him in 14 days. i honestly dont even think he sent my order at all. unless he makes it right or the package shows up i my feeback rating is a 2/5 from him.
hmm... this does not inspire confidence. lol
Thing is, I can't even resolve or anything, I'm stuck in the 'processing' stage. Coins are still in escrow and the cancel button is greyed out.
I'm gonna give him a few days yet, but 4 days after ordering, surely he would have at least read my messages?
But... I did have a drama of my own recently re: getting locked out of the forum, soooooo could be any manner of things.
I DO find it odd that he last logged in two days ago, but hasn't read any of my (polite) messages that I sent before he logged in.
It's all assumptions at this point though isn't it? I mean, I didn't pay a single penny for my sample, had no reason not to trust. After that.
We shall see.
Amazon: my DVD is late, ffs.
SR: my drugs are late, IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD!!!!
lol
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He logged in today.
My messages are still un-read, order status still 'processing'.
He's got 15 hours left to ship, after that the 'cancel' option will become click-able.
And I will be clicking it. lol
If by some miracle he does ship, there's no way I'm finalizing until the sweets are in my hands.
Problems his end, clearly.
But I could've ordered from a domestic vendor, with next day delivery twice over by now.
Sample was great. Lovely pill.
Paid-for order and vendor communication since, not so great.
14hrs 55mins....
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noted...
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I've had nothing but good experiences with Emonkey so far, he offered escrow when I was a newbie, and has taken care of me with extras and incredibly fast shipping. I am willing to give him the benefit of the doubt. He will fix things, I believe.
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I've had nothing but good experiences with Emonkey so far, he offered escrow when I was a newbie, and has taken care of me with extras and incredibly fast shipping. I am willing to give him the benefit of the doubt. He will fix things, I believe.
Well I hope you're right.
I still find it odd that he's logged in twice since I sent messages, and they remain unread.
I can only assume computer and/or tor issues are to blame.
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ordered a party flock 30 days ago and still didnt get it. hasnt read my message in 2 days and i was dumb enough to finalize instead of going to resolution center. i got my first order from him in 14 days. i honestly dont even think he sent my order at all. unless he makes it right or the package shows up i my feeback rating is a 2/5 from him.
hmm... this does not inspire confidence. lol
Thing is, I can't even resolve or anything, I'm stuck in the 'processing' stage. Coins are still in escrow and the cancel button is greyed out.
I'm gonna give him a few days yet, but 4 days after ordering, surely he would have at least read my messages?
But... I did have a drama of my own recently re: getting locked out of the forum, soooooo could be any manner of things.
I DO find it odd that he last logged in two days ago, but hasn't read any of my (polite) messages that I sent before he logged in.
It's all assumptions at this point though isn't it? I mean, I didn't pay a single penny for my sample, had no reason not to trust. After that.
We shall see.
Amazon: my DVD is late, ffs.
SR: my drugs are late, IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD!!!!
lol
lets put it this way... i have never had an order not show up. the only time was from noriega if you know who that is and he scammed a ton of people. got my first order from e monkey in 14 days. he hasnt read my message in 2 days. i would love to be wrong but im thinking he never even sent my order. really bummed cuz i havent rolled in a long time and loved the defqons so i was all pumped to pop a party flock and then nothing. dissapointed day after day. and now im like 5 bucks short to order a gram of mdma from karmapharm. i just wanna roll damnit lol
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Had message from Emonkey today.
I had (politely) asked him to cancel my order because it was taking too long and the lack of communication was very rritating.
He explained what the problem was/is, and gave me a refund no questions asked.
Main reason I canceled was because I needed the product by a certain date. When it became clear that this was not gonna be possible, due to the delays, I had to cancel.
Now gonna order domestic for a faster delivery.
Note to all concerned:
I'm not bashing this vendor. Not at all. Very polite person.
But due to his (personal) problems, the delivery date would've been far too late.
I'm sure people have dealt with and taken delivery from Emonkey, but on THIS OCCASION I've had to got elsewhere.
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i want theemmm :(
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Just out of curiosity, has anyone here who is from the US received their free sample yet?
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finally heard from emonkey and he offered a 75% refund but i dont really care about that being it was a low value order. said i wouldnt mind a reship but im happy he just replied back. hopefully ill get a nice surprise in the mail in 2 weeks.
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Just out of curiosity, has anyone here who is from the US received their free sample yet?
Still waiting. I know mine was sent out a day later than the people that just got the sample cause I ordered something else along with it, but that shouldn't have a huge impact.
I have had stuff take this long before, so I can't make a hard call yet. USPS seems a lot different in the new year, but I don't know how. I threw it in the RC for extension, but it hasn't been accepted yet, which is odd to me.
I feel like he sent it, with all the messages we had. That's all I can really say.
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I placed a small order with him a few days ago that is supposed to ship today. To be honest though, I am becoming concerned with his recent feedback and forum talk of what seems like more non-arrivals than arrivals. Customs seizures and other issues leading to a package non-arrival are far less common than some selective scamming NL vendors would like people to believe. If it is packaged well and proper stealth is utilized, most everything should make it through, especially small items. Emonkey seems quick to give refunds and take his 25 percent while having no definitive proof something was actually sent. I will be sure to update my feedback and the forums with my experience and any suspicions I may have of this transaction when it plays out in time.
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I just wanna add, for anyone that is concerned.
I had a free sample from Emonkey some time ago. NL to UK tool four days and the packaging was simple, but rather ingenious.
His recent absence has been due to some personal problems, but he's definitely a trust-worthy vendor.
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I just wanna add, for anyone that is concerned.
I had a free sample from Emonkey some time ago. NL to UK tool four days and the packaging was simple, but rather ingenious.
His recent absence has been due to some personal problems, but he's definitely a trust-worthy vendor.
I've been waiting a little over three weeks here in the US.. He even sent me a message saying the console was on it's way, but that was exactly 22 days ago. I feel as if the letter should have made it here by now :-\
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pc is better
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Wanted to add Emonkey responded to the extension yesterday. I feel staff would have done that anyway, but I feel better when the vendor does it instead.
Again I want to state I have had some pretty long shipping times to my area in E US, so the fact it's not here yet is within reason.
Good and polite communication thus far.
Thanks!
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Not sure when my pack was sent out but I have 2 more days til auto-finalize. Don't know if I should extend or take a re-ship; seems alot of US folks aren't even receiving theirs..
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ya idk emonkey said it probably got seized but im seeing alot of people not recieving and with no seizure letter im thinking thats doubtful. why dont these vendors from the netherlands have an option to ship express or something. i got some shit thats harder to pass customs than a few pills and it was shipped express and passed customs no problem. why the fuck would they want it to take longer? everyone should have an option to ship express if the customer is willing to pay for it.
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Express packages typically receive more scrutiny in both domestic and international mailings inside, and into the US. An international express package, while also likely very expensive, would also likely receive extra unwanted attention going through customs is my guess. And an express mailing from the NL to the US, you might as well scrawl "search me" on the side of it.
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havent recieved mine on east coast US either but i mean its a free sample, why not just fe? worst case scenerio you dont recieve and your buyer rating stays the same. like emonkeys paying for shipping and everything, its not like anyone but emonkey would be losing money. even if he didnt send them(which, granted, would be kinda shitty of him), the best hes gonna get from that situation is maybe a couple good ratings for offering free samples and probly a lot of people losing trust in him for not recieving anything. i dont know, he seemed very friendly and responded to my messeges about the free sample faster than any other vender has responded to any of my messeges. those are my thoughts anyway, i could be completely wrong.
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havent recieved mine on east coast US either but i mean its a free sample, why not just fe?
I decided to buy 1g from monkey since he was sending a sample anyway. I had been looking at his listing for some time, and the sample was the push I needed. Asked him to send it together which he was more than happy too.
I fe'ed on the sample, cause that was free. (haven't left fb yet) The funds for the g are still tied up, but I'm starting to get kind of unemotional about it. Compared to what I have, it's piss in the ocean.
Monkey has been great with his coms, so I feel like I don't need to worry. I don't feel he would sacrifice his rating over something this small. Throwing it into the RC is just a force of habit, I hope no one can blame me for.
If you are throwing your free sample transaction into RC, which has little or no money invested in it, I would say that's kind of silly.
People should note you do not have to post your feedback immediately after you hit finalize. (Learned this a few weeks ago. Felt so stupid when I realized this :P) In addition, you can change your past feedback at anytime.
Anyway..... aside from monkey's coms, knowing I'm not the only one in US that hasn't seen it yet makes me feel better.
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this is a bit off topic but i feel like theres got to be some postal service worker thats just been doing it so long that he can just spot some of these packages on site. like some guy thats been doing nothing but sorting mail for like 20 years that just gets high for free every day off other peoples packages. idk i know that probebly sounds stupid, most of my ideas do lol, side effect of too many binges i guess.
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I don't know guys.. I think people should remain skeptical about emonkey, at least people who are in the US. It seems as if *none* of us have received anything. I would like to see at least one person from the states who had a successful order with emonkey. We couldn't have all had our packages seized in transit, especially over something so small. He managed to send out free samples PLUS extras for some people in Europe, but us Americans have nothing! It all seems a bit fishy to me.. (or maybe it's the whole FE thing he has going that's making me feel so skeptical..)
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Well jebus's. Lets just keep each other informed if we get something, since it seems the same situation for all of us.
Hopefully we will get our packs of quality shit, you guys will rise from the dead again, and monkey will ascend on this judgement day. (At least if your dad would answer my prayers for once. Maybe I am dialing the wrong number? You guys got his new cell #? Fker owes me a power wheel since I was like 7)
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Spoke with Emonkey yesterday about the original Nintendo sample he sent out.
As far as communication they have been very helpful with a pretty good response time.
Like most other people it seems, I never received the sample.
Emonkey let me know that another sample has been packaged up and will be sent out today.
Being that the sample was completely free, including shipping. I think an offer of a reship is very kind.
Probably partly to try and establish themselves as an honest vendor.
Obviously it would be a difficult situation for them when multiple people claim a package never arrived. Many may have really not received anything, but others may be just saying it to get extra drugs free.
I commend the way Emonkey has dealt with me and hasn't left me out of pocket one cent. I don't have any gripes with them at all.
Will update again to let everyone know what happens.
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Spoke with Emonkey yesterday about the original Nintendo sample he sent out.
As far as communication they have been very helpful with a pretty good response time.
Like most other people it seems, I never received the sample.
Emonkey let me know that another sample has been packaged up and will be sent out today.
Being that the sample was completely free, including shipping. I think an offer of a reship is very kind.
Probably partly to try and establish themselves as an honest vendor.
Obviously it would be a difficult situation for them when multiple people claim a package never arrived. Many may have really not received anything, but others may be just saying it to get extra drugs free.
I commend the way Emonkey has dealt with me and hasn't left me out of pocket one cent. I don't have any gripes with them at all.
Will update again to let everyone know what happens.
I don't think Emonkey needs to offer a reship of a free sample to establish himself as an honest vendor. With over 300 transactions and loads of positive reviews on the forums I'd say he's already established himself.
Also, I can't imagine customers would claim to have received a free sample just to get into Emonkeys 'good books' in the hope of getting extra drugs for free! I don't see the logic in that. It doesn't really add up! I admit I personally give credit where credit is due and enjoy writing detailed 'trip reports' on drugs I've bought. My motivation isn't free drugs (although that is a nice bonus!). I do it to contribute to the SR community and to help like minded people in selecting their purchases. The forums provided excellent support when I discovered the SR, and many a good review has helped me find reputable vendors (and avoid bad ones!).
I received my free Nintendo, just as I've received all my orders from Emonkey. As many on here would agree, his stealth is one of the best on the SR, so the majority of his envelopes find their way to the customer. I hope your Nintendo arrives soon. I haven't taken mine yet, but it looks fantastic! In all these years of popping pills I think it's the first oblong shaped ecstasy tablet I've come across. Very nice pill press. A++++ professional manufacturing. I'll update here once I've taken it.
Cheers,
PTF
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It's been well over 20 days since my 6x order of Nintendos was marked 'in transit' and I've waited 5 days in resolution with no reply from Emonkey there, or PMs. I requested 100% refund since i'm almost positive it won't be showing up. Vendor was communicative at first, and non-responsive after I sent him a message 1 day before finalization. I've been more than patient and I won't be ordering from this vendor again. Don't recommend.
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So I received my order from Emonkey after ten days from being marked in transit to the us. I ordered one Nintendo, one Partyflock, and a gram of the crystal. The stealth was quite impressive and clever, although only one layer of vac seal was used. It looked like normal, innocent mail on the outside. The pills were padded to protect against breakage and intact, they look and smell like they should. The crystal looks beautiful and like the transparent/white in the listing, and arrived with some nice large rocks and lots of tiny chunks/shards. The crystal taste good as well. Have yet to sample but will update when I do. I must add that I definitely had my doubts about Emonkey, but he did come through on this first order. Much of his recent feedback stated non-arrivals, and also him being quick to refund, which is suspicious to me when never offering tracking. However everything worked out for me in the end, and I should give the vendor the benefit of the doubt and say that my experience with him was overall positive with good communication, great stealth (could add more vac layers or use MBBs), and what look like great products. The molly really is the nicest looking crystal I have ever seen. Thanks Emonkey.
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Vendor replied in resolution and sent me a message. Came to a conclusion on the order since it never arrived. Nice enough guy, hopefully he gets more orders to the US for all the other customers.
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good god someone help me figure out how to encrpypt my shit i can c all of u do it bc u place orders help me i am going crazy bc i cant figure it out i do not understand the gpg process someone pleaseeeeeeeee help
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I've also ordered 3x partyflockers to the U.S from emonkey and - 20-some days later - have yet to receive.
All of my transactions to my U.K address have been successful (including buying from emonkey), so I'm not sure what's going so wrong in the U.S.
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good god someone help me figure out how to encrpypt my shit i can c all of u do it bc u place orders help me i am going crazy bc i cant figure it out i do not understand the gpg process someone pleaseeeeeeeee help
calm down noob...just go to the SR wiki and read!!!! they have great advice about pgp in there!!! once you show some effort fill free to pm me or start your own thread asking the questions that you might still have...
SR wiki:
http://dkn255hz262ypmii.onion/wiki/index.php/Main_Page
hazed
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emonkey has been generous enough to offer me a reship for my sample, I didn't even message him, I think he just noticed my updated feedback concerning never receiving the sample. The man seems to strive to have 100% feedback, and he doesn't take low ratings very nicely, which is a plus in my book. I hope this sample will actually arrive, I do have faith one pill can make it through customs. I will update in a couple weeks whether or not I have received the shipment.
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I don't know guys.. I think people should remain skeptical about emonkey, at least people who are in the US. It seems as if *none* of us have received anything. I would like to see at least one person from the states who had a successful order with emonkey. We couldn't have all had our packages seized in transit, especially over something so small. He managed to send out free samples PLUS extras for some people in Europe, but us Americans have nothing! It all seems a bit fishy to me.. (or maybe it's the whole FE thing he has going that's making me feel so skeptical..)
I recently placed an order for 3 different pills and although Emonkey said he shipped it out, it still hasn't gotten to the US. I'm coming up on 20 days now with no sign of the package nor any customs letter. I sent a message to Emonkey a couple days ago and he still hasn't replied, I'm worried I may have gotten ripped off if this is the case. Too bad, since he seemed so professional. I hope it was just a fluke but in either case, I really wanted to try his products!
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I ordered 8 nintendos and after 40 days no show to the US emonkey offered to reship but FE, will update later...
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In my opinion this is the best XTC vendor on the road. His pills - I've tried several kinds -- are right. emonkey is pleasant to deal with, ships speedily and packages securely.
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isnt a package that is shipped from the Netherlands bound to look suspicious in US customs?
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isnt a package that is shipped from the Netherlands bound to look suspicious in US customs?
Yeah, but vendors with good stealth can successfully ship from netherlands to US, it's especially easier if it's just a couple pills (which seems to be the case for some people, including me).. We're not ordering in bulk here, customs won't vigorously check through every letter addressed to the US from NL. Sooo many letters get sent out everyday. If I were a vendor located in NL, I feel that using the, 'it must've not shown up because you are in the US" would be a good cop out to scam US buyers... Just throwin' that out there. I like to remain skeptical until proven otherwise.
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Third time ordering from this guy with no show whatsoever, first time wasn't a big deal as it was a small order, but when I left poor feedback because my product was never received Emonkey sent me a message stating that he promised "extras" on my next order as to make up for what I had lost before. So, stupidly, I ordered again with yet another no show only winding up fighting between the vendor for a couple days and coming to the conclusion of a "reship" on account that I finalized early as like many of you I'm sure. Now, I was not comfortable doing so as I have had much poor luck with this particular vendor in literally every single transaction I've ever attempted so we came to conclusion that I were to only finalize on one of my two orders that I had placed as a form of collateral or something along those lines. But, to cut the chase really, I have yet to receive my product and I'm really doubting that it will ever show to be honest. And I would like to suggest to the people reading this that maybe it's best to reconsider this vendor regardless of how polite and nice he can be and how good of a rating he may have on his vendor page. Because, if you will notice a good portion of this sellers feedback is all 5/5 with FE's ONLY, not really real feedback, and this deems suspicious to me.
Just a heads up I suppose,
Peace
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Third time ordering from this guy with no show whatsoever, first time wasn't a big deal as it was a small order, but when I left poor feedback because my product was never received Emonkey sent me a message stating that he promised "extras" on my next order as to make up for what I had lost before. So, stupidly, I ordered again with yet another no show only winding up fighting between the vendor for a couple days and coming to the conclusion of a "reship" on account that I finalized early as like many of you I'm sure. Now, I was not comfortable doing so as I have had much poor luck with this particular vendor in literally every single transaction I've ever attempted so we came to conclusion that I were to only finalize on one of my two orders that I had placed as a form of collateral or something along those lines. But, to cut the chase really, I have yet to receive my product and I'm really doubting that it will ever show to be honest. And I would like to suggest to the people reading this that maybe it's best to reconsider this vendor regardless of how polite and nice he can be and how good of a rating he may have on his vendor page. Because, if you will notice a good portion of this sellers feedback is all 5/5 with FE's ONLY, not really real feedback, and this deems suspicious to me.
Just a heads up I suppose,
Peace
I completely agree. Don't let the politeness win you over. Most the reviews on his page do seem fishy. Everyone is FE'ing and no one is updating on how the product is besides a few people. I think emonkey may be a selective scammer..as it seems people in Europe are receiving shipments, but not US. people complain about no shows, and he offers reships in exchange for 5/5 feedback from the buyer, which gives him at least another month to forget about us. He told me he reshipped mine (1 month after the product was a no show), but I'm certain that I won't get the 'reship'. The no show for my sample has made me know for sure that I most definitely will NEVER buy from emonkey. One major point of free samples is to show that you are capable of doing good business..which emonkey clearly isn't capable of.
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PillPirate, I'm guessing you have not received a love letter from US Customs for any of these orders? Not 100% sure about this but if seized by US Customs, they have to send you a notification letter I think? Anyone know if this not true? Going to post this question in the Newbie forum.
The ratings feedback on Emonkey's profile page is worrying with so many FE over the last week. Buyer beware for now.
Emonkey if you are reading this, some sort of response is needed either in this thread or on your profile page.
Yes, I believe that is true. But in my case as I'm sure most others with Emonkey this is not true. Simply, because I don't think he is even sending packages out to US as stated by many others before me.
I completely agree. Don't let the politeness win you over. Most the reviews on his page do seem fishy. Everyone is FE'ing and no one is updating on how the product is besides a few people. I think emonkey may be a selective scammer..as it seems people in Europe are receiving shipments, but not US. people complain about no shows, and he offers reships in exchange for 5/5 feedback from the buyer, which gives him at least another month to forget about us. He told me he reshipped mine (1 month after the product was a no show), but I'm certain that I won't get the 'reship'. The no show for my sample has made me know for sure that I most definitely will NEVER buy from emonkey. One major point of free samples is to show that you are capable of doing good business..which emonkey clearly isn't capable of.
As I agree with you my friend, but to be honest all of this worries me a little especially including that in a personal PM emonkey stated that they stored buyers addresses and stats which I don't believe a safe method as a whole and should definitely be avoided at all cost.
But I digress once again, as I'm not trying to complain about this nonsense because I am not really an impatient person. But really, what I am trying to get at is this dishonesty is not good, and shouldn't just be over-looked at all, as Emonkey has shown me not any honesty whatsoever.
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If nothing is shipping to the U.S successfully, then why continue to say you can ship there? Whether you are or not, it makes you look like a scammer. That, or your packaging is unstealthy. One or two orders going wrong is understandable. All of them?
That's a tad suspicious mate.
I have received fine from emonkey to my U.K address, but had to be refunded for a U.S order after 30 days of no arrival. This is the first and *only* time I've ever not received anything in my year+ on the road, so needless to say I won't be buying from him again.
If you can't do it, don't continue to act as though you can. I think you should restrict your post to "worldwide except U.S.A".
edit: also, to add - I was sent a message by emonkey after receiving 75% refund, asking me not to mention the lack of arrival in my rating. I gave him 5/5 and didn't mention it on the off chance he was genuine, but having read this thread I don't believe he is.
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Having worked in the post office I can say items do go missing!
There is a special investigation unit that tries to catch postmen robbing. They are sent as temp workers sometimes plus with the hi tech devices they have its easy to catch robbing postal workers.
I would not blame a vendor if something went missing.
One friend has over 100 buys and no losses, another got like over 50% refund after a few grams of coke went missing.
I guess its partly down to luck.
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FFS. No one in the US got their order yet? Not even the reship? If it was a singled out case, I would get it, but like all of us? Not even one person had a love letter? I've had successful deliveries from NL with some terrible stealth. They might as well have sent it to me in a used clear sandwich bag with an address written in sharpie. Even if all our orders did get seized, that's still a major problem on monkeys part. Whether it be stealth or something else.
I have had deliveries since then to the same address with no problem, and no one has come knocking on the door. Much bigger and riskier things than a pill and a g.
Been 15 days since the "reship". If I don't see anything in a week or have this issue addressed.... then .... >:(
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Anyone in the US actually receive from Emonkey yet?
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peace out.
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FFS. No one in the US got their order yet? Not even the reship? If it was a singled out case, I would get it, but like all of us? Not even one person had a love letter? I've had successful deliveries from NL with some terrible stealth. They might as well have sent it to me in a used clear sandwich bag with an address written in sharpie. Even if all our orders did get seized, that's still a major problem on monkeys part. Whether it be stealth or something else.
I have had deliveries since then to the same address with no problem, and no one has come knocking on the door. Much bigger and riskier things than a pill and a g.
Been 15 days since the "reship". If I don't see anything in a week or have this issue addressed.... then .... >:(
Have you received your shipment? If not I'm going to message emonkey regarding selectively scamming us US buyers. We've been having a back and fourth convo, so it should be interesting to see what he has to say about the allegations. I mean, the fact of the matter is, most of has have had no shows from emonkey, and NONE of us have gotten 'love letters' from customs...that's a bit suspicious.
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This is a shame..These rolls are amazing and I'm still looking for a vendor to purchase two hand fulls..
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Have you received your shipment? If not I'm going to message emonkey regarding selectively scamming us US buyers. We've been having a back and fourth convo, so it should be interesting to see what he has to say about the allegations. I mean, the fact of the matter is, most of has have had no shows from emonkey, and NONE of us have gotten 'love letters' from customs...that's a bit suspicious.
I haven't received anything. No letters of interception. The address and the "reship" address have certainly not been flagged.
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what's that
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I left some 1's last night, and woke up to some messages from monkey. Was willing to give me a refund. I would totally pay this guy back if it shows up. I might have jumped the gun a bit as I have had a string of vendors trying to get something from me and the frustration has just built up.
I'll update what I can.
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I left some 1's last night, and woke up to some messages from monkey. Was willing to give me a refund. I would totally pay this guy back if it shows up. I might have jumped the gun a bit as I have had a string of vendors trying to get something from me and the frustration has just built up.
I'll update what I can.
Same boat as you, just have high doubts that I'll see anything and I'll have to stick this one out to the end.
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i like turtles :-\
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I sent emonkey a message regarding the inquiries around him being a selective scammer. This is what I said
I think NL's customs is also a good excuse to scam US buyers out of product by saying customs took the product. A few forum members and I have noticed a good amount of no shows for your American buyers, and none of us received any 'love letters' from customs..which we think is quite suspicious considering that's what you get in return for a seized drug order addressed to you. Your stealth doesn't seem to be a problem here either (which it would have to be if there were products seized by customs), according to some of your reviews, "they arrived in expected time (4 working days) and it have enough stealth to ship anywhere.", and, "ships speedily and packages securely." Sounds like your stealth is perfectly fine, so I don't know why you would have too much trouble shipping a letter over seas to the US.
ordered a sample from you to find out what your service was like, and now I feel like you're selectively scamming US buyers? You have made it blatantly obvious that you haven't been shipping to the US (considering no love letters), you at least gotta send some shipments to people so you can look partially legit to us Americans! The fact of the matter is, if you can't ship to the US, don't continue to act as though you can. I think you should restrict your listings to "worldwide except U.S.A". Feel free to stop by the forums if you'd like to comment on this situation..your customers would like to hear from you! http://dkn255hz262ypmii.onion/index.php?topic=116687.90
Hope to hear from you soon
~JC
He then responded with this, 75 to 80 % of my customers is USA do you really think I'm selectively scamming man I played this game 1000% fair man I'm fed up with this I admit that something must have gone wrong with those free sample day it must have been because of a local post inspection which is real real rare man look at my reputation I really don't have time for this your accusations are ridicules there is nothing in it for me to scam in any way man believe me it's the opposite I deal with scammers and I even have to serve these fucking assholes because if they leave me one single 1/5 my rating drops dramatically you really don't know what your talking about I would say have a little faith I'm not here to fuck folks over lets just keep the piece. I checked my stats and in your case I reshipped a free nintendo the 18th please show some appreciation have a little patience and please keep me updated.
I mean, he sounds straight up, but everyone here from the US still has seemed to receive nothing.. I still say if you plan on ordering from the NL, order from someone else, as this man clearly does not have his priorities straight.
By the way, I wasn't being a dick to emonkey, and I showed him respect and gave him benefit of the doubt in all my previous 5 messages I sent to him.. I've been waiting over a month in a half total for one sample, just to see if the guy was a good vendor, and he still told me to be patient and have faith.. If I don't receive anything within the month I will be giving emonkey a 1/5 rating, and I suggest anyone else in my position to do the same.
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has been 10days since he said will reship my order to the US and was told by vendor to FE hopefully it will get here this weekend or monday. finger crossed. will update later..
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I missed the offer, but it's nice to see where you got your humble beginnings Emonkey ;)
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I just wanted to jump in here and let the community know that I too have not received the free sample or a customs letter. Emonkey was quick and polite with communication and offered a reship, however getting a new drop address is just too much work for a single pill atm.
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At least you are only waiting on a sample, I have a legitimate order that is MIA. I had pretty much the same message exchange with Emonkey and asked him again to respond to this thread. He has not so far obviously.
Its curious that when I included a link to this thread in my feedback/rating, Emonkey very quickly sent me an email asking I remove the thread link from my feedback as it would hurt his US business which is 80% of his orders. Else, he would blacklist me. Oh, the drama...! grin
Also based on the email exchange, it appears that buyer addresses are retained by him. I thought that was a big no no from a vendor?
Anyway, if you are a US buyer I cannot recommend placing an order from Emonkey. He doesn't pass the taste/smell test. If I do eventually receive order, I'll update the thread but I don't expect to at this point unless he does a secret reship as he apparently still has my address.
In the meantime, US buyers at least beware.
Sorry to hear that you're waiting on a paid order :/
My only question is...where are these 80% of US buyers whom he successfully ships to?? I have yet to see ONE person from the US leave good feedback for Emonkey in this thread.. I think the man is bullshitting all of us US buyers. So I couldn't agree more... US buyers beware.
Has ANYONE in the US (his "80%" of clients) ever had a successful order with this vendor?
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My experience with Emonkey-
3-4 Months ago got a sample space monkey to USA within 2 weeks. Ordered a 10 pack and got here in the same time frame.
2-3 months ago order mdma...Never arrived got a full refund.
Ordered nintendo sample to see if it would land because I was happy with first 2 orders- never arrived -vendor asked for 5s to reship, I compiled reship never arrived.
I think it is fair to assume he is no longer shipping to usa.
My first 2 orders were great all around- with the stealth I find it hard to believe they all got intercepted.
Anyone know a reliable vendor for nintendos to the usa?
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Check out HighSupply from UK A bit more pricey but at least your more likely to have a win...
http://silkroadvb5piz3r.onion/silkroad/item/a2c23a1a7b
If your happy purchasing from NL Cloudsurfers MDMA, Stealth and Fan base is unmatched .
http://silkroadvb5piz3r.onion/silkroad/user/a20f2324eb
Happy Rolling
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How much u charge me to front me 500 of these for a week?
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Just an update from an earlier post on previous page. My Pills did turn up (I had every faith they would anyway!) Would recommend EMonkey -- his communication is decent!
What country are you from?
I chose to give Emonkey a 2/5, and I'm not changing that rating even though he has threatened to blacklist me because my bad review could affect his sales.. If the man didn't want people giving him bad reviews, he should have shipped the fucking product. He's lucky I even gave him a 2, It would be great if everyone who has not received from Emonkey could give him the low score he deserves.
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What country are you from?
I chose to give Emonkey a 2/5, and I'm not changing that rating even though he has threatened to blacklist me because my bad review could affect his sales.. If the man didn't want people giving him bad reviews, he should have shipped the fucking product. He's lucky I even gave him a 2, It would be great if everyone who has not received from Emonkey could give him the low score he deserves.
21 days waiting on reshipment pills that he offered for my FE, In few days if still nothing arrive I will change my feedback 5/5 to 1/5 or maybe 2/5 just because he is very friendly and polite in all communication but i think he never shipped/selective scam to the US buyer.
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I got my money back. I'm just going to say case closed. He always messaged me when I sent a question and was polite the entire time, even though I wasn't. Don't feel the need to rage on further.
For sure I will get him back if it shows.