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Discussion => Off topic => Topic started by: kingsandman on August 22, 2012, 06:42 pm
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Hey Silk Roaders..
So, I was thinking about it. I'm pretty sure I just got setup. I'm in my mid-twenties and have been dating a 16 year old girl for about 3 months now. We've been experimenting in the bedroom for awhile now, but most recently it has been without a condom. She's on birth control, I pull out.. whatever. This girl lives with her father, who hates me, and her brother, who probably would take the father's side over mine. I was thinking about it, and the day we started having sex without condoms was almost exactly 9 MONTHS before her 17th birthday. About a week later, she said she was feeling sick.
Incase you don't put that together, that means she fucking planned this. She wants a baby for her 17th birthday. So everything my friends had warned me about was pretty much true, and now I'm trying to find out a way to prolong me being slammed for it. I divide and conquerer these problems. So the first problem I'm going to face, is her father finding out that she's pregnant. IF he suspects that she IS pregnant, he will probably ask her to take a test, on the spot. Her dad does this with drug testing already.
So I was thinking, after she takes the first test, she still might be feeling sick, etc. So I need a way to buy BULK PASSED/FAILED pregnancy tests. And where could I go online, and even have the possibility of having a FORGERIES section of goodies? Silk motherfuckin' Road.
So GET SOME BITCHES TO PEE ON SOME STICKS PEOPLE. I NEED YOUR FUCKING HELP!
Much love, kingsandman
unpregnant bitches, HOLLAR AT ME.
PEACE!
PS: Don't ever send DNA through the mail or anything,
JUST GIVE ME SOME IDEAS on how else to handle / prolong this situation! Thanks!
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Hey Silk Roaders..
So, I was thinking about it. I'm pretty sure I just got setup. I'm in my mid-twenties and have been dating a 16 year old girl for about 3 months now.
JUST GIVE ME SOME IDEAS on how else to handle / prolong this situation! Thanks!
Instead of banging girls who are questionably young, exclusively bang women that are old enough to understand what they are doing,
For real? A fake pregnancy test is your solution?
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That's not the solution, that's a way to prolong me getting in trouble for it. I know she's going to still want me around even with the baby, and I want to be around, but I surely don't want to face any legal trouble that her father might try to give me. I don't want to be locked up anytime around my kid being born. The legal trouble might be inevitable, but I want to prolong it.
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Are you sure you're not 16, too? I figured only 16 year olds thought that "pulling out" was viable birth control.
Maybe you should look into buying a coathanger and a bottle of whisky instead.
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What is it you're asking for?
Methods to induce abortion, or a way for her to temporarily cheat a pregnancy test?
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Maybe you should look into buying a coathanger and a bottle of whisky instead.
Hahaha, nice.
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Maybe you should look into buying a coathanger and a bottle of whisky instead.
Hahaha, nice.
I thought so. Some humourless fucker negged me too.
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take her on a surprise outing to Six Flags and go on every roller coaster they got....twice.
problem solved 8)
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Maybe you should look into buying a coathanger and a bottle of whisky instead.
Hahaha, nice.
I thought so. Some humourless fucker negged me too.
+1 from me. But don't sweat it, you get negged here for having your own opinion. People are stupid, everywhere.
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um stick your dick in crazy... and why does a 16 year old have bc pillS?
I'm sorry to say this but your probably going to jail...
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Don't drop the soap.
Handle this like a man. The father probably hates you for a good reason. If you show him maturity and that you can father this child, then you'll be on his good side.
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Why you fuck jailbait? It's your own damn fault. Swear if I see "true love" anywhere in a response I will loose any respect I may have had for you.
Pro-tip: Fuck girls over 18, then it doesn't make a difference.
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Maybe you should look into buying a coathanger and a bottle of whisky instead.
Hahaha, nice.
I thought so. Some humourless fucker negged me too.
+1 from me. But don't sweat it, you get negged here for having your own opinion. People are stupid, everywhere.
Aw, thanks man. I should attempt to keep my karma exactly 50/50 +/-, chaotic neutral, hah.
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Why you fuck jailbait? It's your own damn fault. Swear if I see "true love" anywhere in a response I will loose any respect I may have had for you.
If it's "true love" after three months, he's as crazy as she is.
um stick your dick in crazy... and why does a 16 year old have bc pillS?
16 is legal in a lot of countries, and some countries will happily prescribe birth control pills to underage girls due to either promiscuity/immaturity, or for genuine medical reasons.
Also, totally forgot to LOL at the idea of a 16 year old intentionally getting herself pregnant.
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Umm okay... I love how you say "pull out.. whatever." like that's normal ::) Well I don't know much about pregnancy tests, but couldn't you pee on them yourself to get negative results?
~~sitamaja
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the bitches over here suck your dick till you nut in their mouth then then they go put your cum in a syringe and inject themselves with it.
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I appreciate all of your input. I know what I did was stupid, I plan to stay around as long as I can for the kid, but like you all said, I will eventually most likely get slammed for it.
I obviously wouldn't ever encourage people to be passing their DNA through the fucking mail on Silk Road.. that was just a joke. I got high as fuck earlier, and started that conspiracy theory thinking bullshit that people do when they are high, and that's what I came up with for my current situation. I want to enjoy my time with her and my kid, as long as possible, before I (inevitably) get slammed.
This could have been planned by her, or maybe it's pure coincidence. It seems like a very nice plan for her, but I don't think she realizes (if it is a plan) how not having a father is going to affect her baby.. I don't think she considered what would happen to me, she's only looking after her side of the deal.
So, breaking this down into the first bad thing that is most likely to happen, she will be sick for a prolonged period of time. The first bad thing that I see happening is her dad, or her sister, or best friends, suspecting something about pregnancy, and will want her to take a test. So yes, the first step in *prolonging* me getting slammed, would be those forged tests. I need time to figure out what I'm going to do after that, that certainly isn't my solution to this whole problem, I have to take it one step at a time.
This is all if I want to stick around, or I could just move back to my home town and be THAT fucking guy who ran away from everything. That's my last resort, but for now I want to stick around. I appreciate your criticism and your inputs!
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Buy a box of regular pregnancy tests, buy a box of ovulation predictors, swap the contents, pee away.