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Discussion => Security => Topic started by: thebakertrio on October 10, 2012, 11:29 pm

Title: What do cops see on those dash computers?
Post by: thebakertrio on October 10, 2012, 11:29 pm
so lets say you got pulled over for whatever reason and the cops are running your info.
what pops up on the screen if you have no criminal record?

is just info that goes hand in hand with your ID and do they suck up a picture from the DMV and display it?

Title: Re: What do cops see on those dash computers?
Post by: wretched on October 11, 2012, 04:05 am
It pulls up your complete criminal history, medical records, and it rates you on a scale of likelihood to have committed a crime worth investigating. it also tells them the last time you had sex.
Title: Re: What do cops see on those dash computers?
Post by: Shroomeister on October 11, 2012, 04:10 am
so lets say you got pulled over for whatever reason and the cops are running your info.
what pops up on the screen if you have no criminal record?

is just info that goes hand in hand with your ID and do they suck up a picture from the DMV and display it?

Porn.


nah...they see all the shit they use to have to radio in for. like Wretched said.
Title: Re: What do cops see on those dash computers?
Post by: wretched on October 11, 2012, 04:21 am
+1 for porn. never even crossed my mind that cops are actually human beings with human desires, so I second porn.
Title: Re: What do cops see on those dash computers?
Post by: Oh The Places Youll go on October 11, 2012, 04:42 am
Solitare.... (Ohhhh Noo Clearnet->) http://www.buzzfeed.com/gavon/10-cops-playing-solitaire-on-the-job
Title: Re: What do cops see on those dash computers?
Post by: thebakertrio on October 12, 2012, 05:54 am
It pulls up your complete criminal history, medical records, and it rates you on a scale of likelihood to have committed a crime worth investigating. it also tells them the last time you had sex.

comedy.  :P

im guessing criminal history if one but the rest seems to be far fetched for regular police  ;D

what about a picture with the DMV?

and as for the sex, haha they'll probably smell the pussy on my breath an if the booze masks it im sure i'll find some way to let them get a wiff of my fingers   8)