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Title: The all FELONS thread
Post by: ralph123 on September 01, 2012, 05:10 am
anybody else committed a felony? or maybe 2? Yea it'd be nice to have my gun rights back but as it stands I'm allowed a muzzle loader or a fucking bow and arrow. So much for home defense I guess I have to listen for things that go bump in the night and then creep upon them and break their fucking necks.
Title: Re: The all FELONS thread
Post by: farmer1 on September 01, 2012, 05:18 am
Every day.
Title: Re: The all FELONS thread
Post by: ralph123 on September 01, 2012, 05:53 am
I've got eighteen arrests for prostitution and three felonies involving a moving truck full of jetskis and stolen puppies.

anybody evr tell you that you are full of dam shit
Title: Re: The all FELONS thread
Post by: a_blackbird on September 01, 2012, 06:20 am
Meh.  In some parts of the world **cough** America **cough**, just being on this forum constitutes committing a felony.
Title: Re: The all FELONS thread
Post by: ralph123 on September 01, 2012, 06:42 am
Man I cant even vote but I can get those rights back but until then I can influence a bunch of people. Maybe it's the very nature of things to hold some people down but I take full responsibility for my actions. I did it. I fucked up but that was ten years ago. I guess I need to save up and get that shit esponged on top of child support and getting my license back and a vehicle and well shit if I keep on going I'll blow my fucking brains out
Title: Re: The all FELONS thread
Post by: fartsinthewind on September 02, 2012, 12:50 am
I've got eighteen arrests for prostitution and three felonies involving a moving truck full of jetskis and stolen puppies.

holy shit joey you crack me up lol
Title: Re: The all FELONS thread
Post by: LIGHTFLOWER on September 02, 2012, 01:48 am
maybe   ;)
Title: Re: The all FELONS thread
Post by: a_blackbird on September 02, 2012, 03:01 am
Man I cant even vote but I can get those rights back but until then I can influence a bunch of people. Maybe it's the very nature of things to hold some people down but I take full responsibility for my actions. I did it. I fucked up but that was ten years ago. I guess I need to save up and get that shit esponged on top of child support and getting my license back and a vehicle and well shit if I keep on going I'll blow my fucking brains out

if it makes you feel any better, most "background checks" that take place when you apply for a job only go back 4 to 7 years.  your record will still be there if someone looks for it deeply enough, but consumer reporting agencies that are bound by the fcra (fair credit reporting act) don't usually have information older than that. 

also, typically if you have a full felony conviction, you probably won't have as easy of a time (if it's even possible) getting your record sealed, and you almost certainly won't be able to get it expunged.  however, if your situation resulted in a pre-trial intervention/diversion program, or if the state where you had your situation has something called "adjudication withheld" (it's known by different things in different states, and not all states have it - but the idea is that you end up with some sort of punishment, typically probation, but they don't *convict* you - which means that technically, you are not a convicted felon if you're ever asked that on a job or apartment application), then you have a much better chance at it.
Title: Re: The all FELONS thread
Post by: ieatdrugsforbreakfast on September 02, 2012, 03:05 am
A felony is like a get out of jury duty free card for 7 years. And in some unfortunate cases may result in ass rape.... But hey... No fucking jury duty!! One could argue it's almost worth it....  ;D
Title: Re: The all FELONS thread
Post by: outoftime20 on September 02, 2012, 03:21 am
If you commit a felony as a minor, do you get your gun rights back ever?
Title: Re: The all FELONS thread
Post by: greenwood on September 02, 2012, 03:46 am
yes please tell us whether or not you are a felon so we can narrow you down further by reading your post history

nice try, LE
Title: Re: The all FELONS thread
Post by: Silent on September 02, 2012, 04:04 am
Man I cant even vote but I can get those rights back but until then I can influence a bunch of people. Maybe it's the very nature of things to hold some people down but I take full responsibility for my actions. I did it. I fucked up but that was ten years ago. I guess I need to save up and get that shit esponged on top of child support and getting my license back and a vehicle and well shit if I keep on going I'll blow my fucking brains out

Yeah i know the feeling even after doing the time your still being punished by society.  Jobs say fuck you ! Schools say fuck you! Banks say no loan fuck you ! Double Jeapordy is a mother fucker !
Title: Re: The all FELONS thread
Post by: Silent on September 02, 2012, 04:12 am
Forgot to mention the lawyers you pay an arm and leg to so you can try and  save your ass fuck you too !!!!!
Title: Re: The all FELONS thread
Post by: farmer1 on September 02, 2012, 04:38 am
You can still get a gun. Just because the State says you don't have the right doesn't mean you have to play by their rules. You are as free as you choose to be.
Title: Re: The all FELONS thread
Post by: onetonnbc on September 02, 2012, 09:38 pm
just finished a 9 for knowingly concerned here in uk,i cant travel anywhere for the next 5yrs,cant get a job,bank loan blah blah blah and they expect me to conform to societys rules or be sent back to nick again.
FUCK THEM
NOTHING
BUT
CRIME.
Title: Re: The all FELONS thread
Post by: Silent on September 02, 2012, 10:32 pm
just finished a 9 for knowingly concerned here in uk,i cant travel anywhere for the next 5yrs,cant get a job,bank loan blah blah blah and they expect me to conform to societys rules or be sent back to nick again.
FUCK THEM
NOTHING
BUT
CRIME.
WORD!!!!!!