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Discussion => Newbie discussion => Topic started by: RolloTomasi on May 15, 2013, 09:15 am
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GO!
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Hey Donnie, we got a German over here who wants to die for his country... Oblige him!
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"My name? Well if you knew that you'd be as clever as I am."
-**** (Daniel Craig's character) from from Layer Cake.
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Do, or do not. There is no "try"
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"To deny our own impulses is to deny the very thing that makes us human." - The Matrix
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Arthur: All my life I've had this strange feeling that there's something big and sinister going on in the world.
Slartibartfast: No, that's perfectly normal paranoia. Everyone in the universe gets that.
Hitchhikers guide to the galaxy
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YOUUU SHAAALL NOOOT PAAASS!
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"we didn't listen!" - Randy Marsh
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"Can your policeman's mentality grasp those contradictions?" - L.A Confidential
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Curiously enough, the only thing that went through the mind of the bowl of petunias as it fell was "Oh no, not again."
Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy
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"Toto, I've got a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore."
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"Choose Life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a fucking big television, choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol, and dental insurance. Choose fixed interest mortage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisurewear and matching luggage. Choose a three-piece suite on hire purchase in a range of fucking fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who the fuck you are on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing, spirit-crushing game shows, stuffing fucking junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pishing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked up brats you spawned to replace yourself.
Choose your future.
Choose life."
- Renton
Trainspotting
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"I feel the need—the need for speed!" - top gun
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"ATTICAAAAA" - Dog Day Afternoon
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Roberta: I mean, I had mine removed surgically under general anesthesia. But to have it bitten off in a Buick...
Jenny Fields: It's lust!
From GARP
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On a long enough timeline, the survival rate for everyone drops to zero.
fight club
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Willie: That's Gloria.
Winston: Yes I know that's Gloria, what's that?
Willie: Fertilizer.
Winston: You went out six hours ago to buy a money counter and you come back with a semi-conscious Gloria and a bag of fertilizer. Alarm bells are ringing, Willie.
Willie: We need fertilizer Winston.
Winston: Mmmhmm. We also need a money counter. This money's got to be out by Thursday, I'm buggered if I'm gonna count it. Just make sure if you do need to buy sodding fertilizer you could be a bit more subtle.
Willie: What do you mean?
Winston: We grow copious amounts of ganja, yah? And you're carrying a wasted girl and a bag of fertilizer. You don't look like your average horti-fucking- culturalist! That's what I mean Willie.
Lock, stock and two smoking barrels
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Never talk about fight club
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"Playin' with my money, is like playin' with my emotions." - Friday
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"She was a hoe, for sho'." 40 year old Virgin
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"Attendez de la crème." (Wait for the cream.) - Inglourious Basterds
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"Are you ready for that? Checking into a major hotel with the intent of committing capital fraud and a head full of acid?"
- Fear and Loathing. Obviously.
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Never talk about fight club
Rule number one!!
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"i'll be back"
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Bitch, there's a ghost in the house! Deuces!
-A Haunted House
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"Hands down, the dopest dope, I've ever smoked"
- Saul Silver, Pineapple Express
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"Drink deep, or taste not, the plasma spring!" - The Fly
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Renton: The Sick Boy method.
Swanney: Well, it nearly worked for him, hey.
Renton: Well, he's always been lacking in moral fiber.
Swanney: He knows a lot about Sean Connery.
Renton: That's hardly a substitute!
- Trainspotting
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"You are not your job. You're not how much money you have in the bank. You're not the car you drive. You're not the contents of your wallet. You're not your fucking khakis. You're the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world." - Fight Club
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"Here is a man who stood for something. Here is..." - Taxi Driver
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**Sniffs fingers**
"Mmmm butterscotch yo, it's the best." - KIDS
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"Simba. You deliberately disobeyed me!" - The Lion King
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"Gangsteeeers, whatsup guys?" - Superbad
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"Look, she's smiling! Smiling! The girl definitely just smiled!" - Battle Royale
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"If my Answers frighten you Vincent then you should cease asking scary questions" - Pulp Fiction
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"D'ya like dags?" - Snatch
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"Fuck you. Pay me." - Goodfellas
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8)
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Why trust one drug and not another...that's politics man
Danny, Withnail and I
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Did you bring your broomstick?
No.
Well, then...you'll have to walk.
Good witch Glinda to Dorothy in "Wizard of Oz"
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"Gimme the map Scott... GIMME THE MAP SCOTT!!" Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
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"No, I'd jerk off instead" - Happiness
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"All the animals come out at night - whores, skunk pussies, buggers, queens, fairies, dopers, junkies, sick, venal. Someday a real rain will come and wash all this scum off the streets."
- Taxi Driver
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"Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man." - The Dude (Big Lebowski)
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"Oh Dae-Su talks too much..." - Oldboy
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'Well shiiieeettt negro, thats all you had to say'
And every other line from samuel jackson in Pulp Fiction
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according to the map, we've only gone four inches
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Thug: [holding up a bowling ball] What the fuck is this?
The Dude: Obviously you're not a golfer.
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spam final
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"my name is buck, and I'm here to fuck!"
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"somebodys shoved a red hot poker up our ass, and i want to know whos name is on the handle!"
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Raoul Duke: One of the things you learn from years of dealing with drug people, is that you can turn your back on a person, but never turn your back on a drug. Especially when it's waving a razor-sharp hunting knife in your eye.
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"MONTY, YOU TERRIBLE CUNT!"
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Do or do not. There is no try.
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Heroes get remembered, but legends never die.
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yeah well thats just like your opinion man
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"A person is smart. People are dumb, panicky dangerous animals and you know it. Fifteen hundred years ago everybody knew the Earth was the center of the universe. Five hundred years ago, everybody knew the Earth was flat, and fifteen minutes ago, you knew that humans were alone on this planet. Imagine what you'll know tomorrow."
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"We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a saltshaker half-full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers... Also, a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether, and two dozen amyls."
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FORGETAAAAAA BOUTIT
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"Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit"
Clay Davis
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When you forge a weapon, you need three things:
the right metal,
temperatures over fourteen hundred degrees...
and someone who wants to kill.
Here in this village, we got all three.
-The Blacksmith, The Man With The Iron Fists
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Slevin: I'm gonna say the same thing any man with two penises says when his tailor asks him if he dresses to the right or left.
Lindsey: What's that?
Slevin: Yes.
-Lucky Number Slevin
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Chloë: There's never been a classic movie made in Bruges until now.
Ray: Of course there hasn't. It's a shithole.
Chloë: Bruges is my home town, Ray.
Ray: Well, it's still a shithole.
Chloë: It's not a shithole!
Ray: What? Even midgets have to take drugs to stick it.
Chloë: Okay. So, you've insulted my home town. You were doing really well, Raymond. Why don't you tell me some Belgium jokes while you're at it?
Ray: Don't know any Belgium jokes, and if I did I think I'd have the good sense not to... hang on. Is Belgium with all those child abuse murders lately? I do know a Belgium joke. What's Belgium famous for? Chocolates and child abuse, and they only invented the chocolates to get to the kids.
[Ray sees Chloë's shocked expression]
Ray: What?
Chloë: One of the girls they murdered was a friend of mine.
Ray: [after a long pause, feeling bad] I'm sorry, Chloë.
Chloë: One of the girls they murdered wasn't a friend of mine. I just wanted to make you feel bad. And it worked! Quite well.
-In Bruges
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Mathilda: Is life always this hard, or is it just when you're a kid?
Léon: Always like this.
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"I'll shove that bat up your ass and turn you into a Popsicle" - The Warriors
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“They wanted to have a good time, but they were like children playing in the street; they could see one after another of them being killed--run over, maimed, destroyed--but they continued to play anyhow.”
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Forget it Jake, it's Chinatown.
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Never get out of the boat.
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Police: Are you classified as human?
Korben Dallas: Negative, I am a meat popsicle.
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Jimmie: "Now let me ask you a question, Jules. When you drove in here, did you notice a sign out in front that said, "Dead nigger storage"?"
Jules: "Jimmie..."
Jimmie: "Answer the question! Did you see a sign out in front of my house that said "Dead nigger storage"?"
Jules: "Naw man, I didn't."
Jimmie: "You know why you didn't see that sign?"
Jules: "Why?"
Jimmie: "'Cause storin' dead niggers ain't my fuckin' business!"
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Now the first time you kill somebody, that's the hardest. I don't give a shit if you're fuckin' Wyatt Earp or Jack the Ripper. Remember that guy in Texas? The guy up in that fuckin' tower that killed all them people? I'll bet you green money that first little black dot he took a bead on, that was the bitch of the bunch. First one is tough, no fuckin' foolin'. The second one... the second one ain't no fuckin' Mardis Gras either, but it's better than the first one 'cause you still feel the same thing, y'know... except it's more diluted, y'know it's... it's better. I threw up on the first one, you believe that? Then the third one... the third one is easy, you level right off. It's no problem. Now... shit... now I do it just to watch their fuckin' expression change.
True Romance
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Harvey Dent: Alfred, right?
Alfred Pennyworth: That's right, sir.
Harvey Dent: Yeah, Rachel talks about you all the time. You've known her, her whole life!
Alfred Pennyworth: Oh, not yet, sir.
Harvey Dent: Heh heh heh. Any psychotic ex-boyfriends I should be aware of?
Alfred Pennyworth: [smiles] Oh, you have no idea.
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“How can the same shit, happen to the same guy, twice?”
Die Hard 2
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San Diago... which of course in german, means a whale's vagina
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Jimmy: You already started reading the evil words, didn't you? Then could you pass me my blood mop? I'm gonna need it later. - Todd & the Book of Pure Evil
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Say "what" again! Say "what" again, I dare you, I double dare you motherfucker, say "what" one more Goddamn time!!!!
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I will strike down upon you with great vengance
Samuel Jackson
Pulp Fiction
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Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die."
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I'll rip yo lips off and kiss my ass with them shits, I'll pull yo young out and lick my balls wit it.
Dave Chappelle in Blue Streak
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"I am in no way, shape, or form involved in any niggardum. " The Great Clayton Bigsby
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MEOW
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I will find you and I will kill you - Liam Neeson
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The weekend has landed. All that exists now is clubs, drugs, pubs, and parties. I've got 48 hours off from the world man. I'm gonna blow steam out of my head like a screaming kettle. I'm gonna talk cod shit to strangers all night. I'm gonna lose my plot on the dance floor. The free radicals inside me are freaking man. Tonight I'm Jip Travolta. I'm Peter Popper. I'm going to never never land with my chosen family. We're gonna get more spaced out than Neil Armstrong ever did. Anything can happen tonight ya know. This could be the best night of my life. I've got 73 quid in my back burner and I'm gonna wax the lot man. The milky bars are on me Yeah!
-Jip
Human Traffic
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Its called a Jeffery. Bit of this bit of that
Whats in this my hearts starting to beat really fast.
It's weed mostly. Sergio gave it to be. with a bit of opium in it... heroin... crushed-up E's...Clorox... Methadone,Subutext, Morphine, Peyote, some other stuff that unidentifiable really, and a little bit of angle dust actually if I'm not mistaken. It's like a drug Neapolitan.
Why the fuck is it called a Jeffery?
Cause who could be scared of a Jeffery.
Jeffery's just some nice bloke from down the road.
-Get Him to the Greek
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Whats in this man?
Its mostly Maui Wowie, but there's a little Labrador.
Whats that.
Its dog shit man. My dog ate my stash and I had to follow him around with a bag for like a week.
Were smokin dog shit man? I wonder what doberman tastes like.
-Up in Smoke
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Keep the change you filthy animal
home alone :P
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"Bring me a Shrubbery!"
(Monte Python...The Holy Grail"
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YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU FUCK A STRANGER IN THE ASS!?
big lebowski
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He has refused for a long time, after such dissolutions, to cause others to be elected; whereby the Legislative powers, incapable of Annihilation, have returned to the People at large for their exercise; the State remaining in the mean time exposed to all the dangers of invasion from without, and convulsions within.
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He has endeavoured to prevent the population of these States; for that purpose obstructing the Laws for Naturalization of Foreigners; refusing to pass others to encourage their migrations hither, and raising the conditions of new Appropriations of Lands.
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He has obstructed the Administration of Justice, by refusing his Assent to Laws for establishing Judiciary powers.
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He has made Judges dependent on his Will alone, for the tenure of their offices, and the amount and payment of their salaries.
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He has erected a multitude of New Offices, and sent hither swarms of Officers to harrass our people, and eat out their substance.
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He has kept among us, in times of peace, Standing Armies without the Consent of our legislatures.
He has affected to render the Military independent of and superior to the Civil power.
He has combined with others to subject us to a jurisdiction foreign to our constitution, and
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unacknowledged by our laws; giving his Assent to their Acts of pretended Legislation:
For Quartering large bodies of armed troops among us:
For protecting them, by a mock Trial, from punishment for any Murders which they should commit on the Inhabitants of these States:
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For cutting off our Trade with all parts of the world:
For imposing Taxes on us without our Consent:
For depriving us in many cases, of the benefits of Trial by Jury:
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" I was.... bulimic."
"YOU CAN READ MINDS?"
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Arbitrary government, and enlarging its Boundaries so as to render it at once an example and fit instrument for introducing the same absolute rule into these Colonies:
For taking away our Charters, abolishing our most valuable Laws, and altering fundamentally the Forms of our Governments:
For suspending our own Legislatures, and declaring themselves invested with power to legislate for us in all cases whatsoever.
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He is at this time transporting large Armies of foreign Mercenaries to compleat the works of death, desolation and tyranny, already begun with circumstances of Cruelty & perfidy scarcely paralleled in the most barbarous ages, and totally unworthy the Head of a civilized nation.
He has constrained our fellow Citizens taken Captive on the high Seas to bear Arms against their
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Country, to become the executioners of their friends and Brethren, or to fall themselves by their Hands.
He has excited domestic insurrections amongst us, and has endeavoured to bring on the inhabitants of our frontiers, the merciless Indian Savages, whose known rule of warfare, is an undistinguished destruction of all ages, sexes and conditions.
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n every stage of these Oppressions We have Petitioned for Redress in the most humble terms: Our repeated Petitions have been answered only by repeated injury. A Prince whose character is thus marked by every act which may define a Tyrant, is unfit to be the ruler of a free people.
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Nor have We been wanting in attentions to our Brittish brethren. We have warned them from time to time of attempts by their legislature to extend an unwarrantable jurisdiction over us. We have reminded them of the circumstances of our emigration and settlement here. We have appealed to their native justice and magnanimity, and we have conjured them
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by the ties of our common kindred to disavow these usurpations, which, would inevitably interrupt our connections and correspondence. They too have been deaf to the voice of justice and of consanguinity. We must, therefore, acquiesce in the necessity, which denounces our Separation, and hold them, as we hold the rest of mankind, Enemies in War, in Peace Friends.
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and that all political connection between them and the State of Great Britain, is and ought to be totally dissolved; and that as Free and Independent States, they have full Power to levy War, conclude Peace, contract Alliances, establish Commerce, a
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and to do all other Acts and Things which Independent States may of right do. And for the support of this Declaration, with a firm reliance on the protection of divine Providence, we mutually pledge to each other our Lives, our Fortunes and our sacred Honor
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The 56 signatures on the Declaration appear in the positions indicated:
Column 1
Georgia:
Button Gwinnett
Lyman Hall
George Walton
Column 2
North Carolina:
William Hooper
Joseph Hewes
John Penn
South Carolina:
Edward Rutledge
Thomas Heyward, Jr.
Thomas Lynch, Jr.
Arthur Middleton
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Column 3
Massachusetts:
John Hancock
Maryland:
Samuel Chase
William Paca
Thomas Stone
Charles Carroll of Carrollton
Virginia:
George Wythe
Richard Henry Lee
Thomas Jefferson
Benjamin Harrison
Thomas Nelson, Jr.
Francis Lightfoot Lee
Carter Braxton
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Column 4
Pennsylvania:
Robert Morris
Benjamin Rush
Benjamin Franklin
John Morton
George Clymer
James Smith
George Taylor
James Wilson
George Ross
Delaware:
Caesar Rodney
George Read
Thomas McKean
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Column 5
New York:
William Floyd
Philip Livingston
Francis Lewis
Lewis Morris
New Jersey:
Richard Stockton
John Witherspoon
Francis Hopkinson
John Hart
Abraham Clark
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Column 6
New Hampshire:
Josiah Bartlett
William Whipple
Massachusetts:
Samuel Adams
John Adams
Robert Treat Paine
Elbridge Gerry
Rhode Island:
Stephen Hopkins
William Ellery
Connecticut:
Roger Sherman
Samuel Huntington
William Williams
Oliver Wolcott
New Hampshire:
Matthew Thornton
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"i can get you a toe by 3 oclock this afternoon. with nail polish!" -walter, the big lebowski
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"your name is nick papageorgio, you're from yuma, arizona and you work in softward." -fake ID salesman, vegas vacation
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"I'm a leaf on the the wind" <thwack> - Wash
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As a duly-designated representative of the City, County and State of New York, I order you to cease any and all supernatural activity and return forthwith to your place of origin, or to the next convenient parallel dimension.
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“The whole of life is just like watching a film. Only it's as though you always get in ten minutes after the big picture has started, and no-one will tell you the plot, so you have to work it out all yourself from the clues.”
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"I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass..."
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"We were on the edge of the desert, somewhere near Barstow, when the drugs began to take hold."
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"You talking to me?"
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"Hasta la vista baby"
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FUUUUUCK
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Life is pain, Highness. Anyone who says differently is selling something.
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“We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high powered blotter acid, a salt shaker half full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers... and also a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of Budweiser, a pint of raw ether and two dozen amyls.
Not that we needed all that for the trip, but once you get locked into a serious drug collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can.”
― Hunter S. Thompson, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
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You think you're the only one who gets sick when he doesn't have his jelly beans!?!?
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Jodi my Jodi my baby a mama's boy thats all.....
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Who are you carrying all those bricks for?
God?
Is that it?
God?
I'll tell you...
...let me give you
a little inside information about God.
God likes to watch.
He's a prankster.
Think about it.
He gives man...
...instincts.
He gives you this extraordinary gift,
and then what does He do?
I swear, for his own amusement...
...his own private, cosmic...
...gag reel..
...He sets the rules in opposition....
It's the goof of all time.
Look, but don't touch.
Touch, but don't taste.
Taste, but don't swallow.
And while you're jumping from one foot
to the next, what is He doing?
He's laughing his sick, fucking ass off!
He's a tightass!
He's a sadist!
He's an absentee landlord!
Worship that? Never!
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off the record, on the qt, and very hush....hush
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and you used to sell lasah printahs outta the back of your crown vic
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yeppers
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"There's nothing quite as depraved as a man in the depths of an ether binge, but I knew we'd get into that stuff pretty soon"
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Shut the fuck up Donnie! The Big Lebowski.
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Inglorious Basterds.
Col. Hans Landa: It has come to my attention you have a Negro in your employ. Is that true?
Emmanuelle Mimieux: Oui. He is a Frenchman. His name is Marcel. He worked with my aunt and uncle since they opened the cinema. He's the only other one who works with me.
Col. Hans Landa: Doing what?
Emmanuelle Mimieux: Projectionist.
Col. Hans Landa: Is he any good?
Emmanuelle Mimieux: The best.
Col. Hans Landa: Actually, one could see where that might be a good trade for them. Can you operate the projectors?
Emmanuelle Mimieux: Of course I can.
Col. Hans Landa: Knowing the Reich Minister as I do, I'm quite positive he would not want the success or failure of his illustrious evening to depend upon the prowess of a Negro. So if it comes to pass we hold this event at your venue – talented, no doubt, as your Negro may be – you will operate the projectors. Is that acceptable?
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what we have here is a failure to comminicate
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"No! The Dude minds man.. this aggression will not stand man... i mean your wife goes out and owes money all over town and they come and pee on MY rug?"
"The Dude Abides"
"Shut the fuck up Donnie! your like a child who wanders in the middle of a movie and wants to know..."
-The Big Lebowski
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"Get to the chopper!" - Arnie in Predator
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You mean, let me understand this cause, ya know maybe it's me, I'm a little fucked up maybe, but I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh, I'm here to fuckin' amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny?
-Goodfellas
~Z
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Snatch (2000)
Turkish: Fuck me, hold tight. What's that?
Tommy: It's me belt, Turkish.
Turkish: No, Tommy. There's a gun in your trousers. What's a gun doing in your trousers?
Tommy: It's for protection.
Turkish: Protection from what? "Zee Germans"
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You've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya, punk? Dirty HArry
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Here's Johnny! shinning
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"Oh yes, the past can hurt. But you can either run from it, or learn from it." Lion King
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"It takes a great deal of bravery to stand up to your enemies, but a great deal more to stand up to your friends." Harry Potter
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Guard Falzon: It smells like someone shit in your mouth.
Pinball: He told me he loved me.
Con Air
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"To infinity and beyond!" Toy Story haha i fucking love that movie
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Do, or do not. There is no "try". star wars
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Be excited, be, be excited. requiem
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I kick ass for the Lord! dead alive
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Don't be tellin' me about foot massages. I'm the foot fúcking master. pulp fiction
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Somebody help me, I'm being spontaneous! truman
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Hand ME the keys, you fúcking c*cksucker. usual
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I like to dissect girls. Did you know I'm utterly insane? American Psycho
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Lucky for us all. That's not the case Kill bIll
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That! Using Ludwig van like that! He did no harm to anyone. Beethoven just wrote music! Clockwork
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This is blasphemy! This is madness! 300
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This is your life and it's ending one minute at a time. fight club
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“ We accept you, one of us! Gooble Gobble! FREAKS
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How old is Mae West? 39 steps. good film
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Your name is John Coffey?
Yes sir boss. Like the drink, only not spelled the same. green mile
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A boy's best friend is his mother. psycho
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Ouch et
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Who? Who is but the form following the function of what and what I am is a man in a mask. v for v
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A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti. silence of the lambs
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“ That's so funny! My dad would never do that, he loved me! Due Date
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No one makes me bleed my own blood!
"I have share holders, you don't even have cup holders."
"Why would I want cup holders?"
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No matter how big a guy might be, Nicky would take him on. You beat Nicky with fists, he comes back with a bat. You beat him with a knife, he comes back with a gun. And if you beat him with a gun, you better kill him, because he'll keep comin' back and back until one of you is dead.
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You wanna know how to get Capone? They pull a knife, you pull a gun. He sends one of yours to the hospital, you send one of his to the morgue. *That's* the *Chicago* way! And that's how you get Capone
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Mommy told me I was special
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that's radioACTIVE man, jerk
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Fly pelican, fly
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When you came pulling in here did you notice a sign out in front of my house that said dead n*gga storage?
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"It's only after you've lost everything, that you're free to do anything"
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“No sympathy for the devil; keep that in mind. Buy the ticket, take the ride...and if it occasionally gets a little heavier than what you had in mind, well...maybe chalk it off to forced conscious expansion: Tune in, freak out, get beaten.”
― Hunter S. Thompson, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
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In the sweet words of the virgin mary, come again
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Yeah. And now you're gonna die, wearing that stupid little hat. How does it feel?
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The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist.
The usual suspects
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If the milk turns out to be sour, I ain't the kinda pussy to drink it.
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The details of my life are quite inconsequential... very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it.
hahahhhaa
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pppppppiiiiiiiiiiiiiikkkkkkkkkkkkaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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FUCK THIS PLACE
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INCONCEIVABLE!
I'm finally at 50!