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Discussion => Newbie discussion => Topic started by: Toomanydabs1 on February 10, 2013, 05:32 am

Title: Jokes
Post by: Toomanydabs1 on February 10, 2013, 05:32 am
post them jokes up

heres mine:

Your mom. 
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Post by: Toomanydabs1 on February 10, 2013, 05:36 am
anyone?
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Post by: Toomanydabs1 on February 10, 2013, 05:37 am
Yo Mama's so stupid she got locked in Matress World and slepped on the floor.
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Post by: Toomanydabs1 on February 10, 2013, 05:38 am
Yo momma's so fat her cerial bowl comes with a lifeguard
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Post by: Toomanydabs1 on February 10, 2013, 05:40 am

Murderous Neighbor
 


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A judge asks a defendant to please stand. "You are charged with murdering a garbage man with a chain saw."

From the back of the courtroom a man shouts, "You lying bastard!"

"Silence in the court!" The judge turns to the defendant again and says, "You are also charged with killing a paperboy with a shovel."

"You tightwad!" blurts the spectator.

"Quiet!" yelled the judge. "You are also charged with killing a mailman with an electric drill."

"You cheap son of a... " the spectator starts to shout.

The judge thunders back, " I will hold you in contempt! What is the reason for your outbursts?"

"I've lived next to that lying bastard for 10 years now, but do you think he ever had a tool when I needed to borrow one?"
Title: Re: Jokes
Post by: anonymouse23 on February 10, 2013, 05:41 am
lol
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Post by: Toomanydabs1 on February 10, 2013, 05:52 am
44 down 6 to go.
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Post by: Cawla on February 10, 2013, 12:33 pm
a gay moose walks out of a bar shaking his head and says "I can't believe I just blew 40 bucks"
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Post by: Lonelystranger on February 10, 2013, 12:46 pm
Im funny Ahue
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Post by: Ron Swanson on February 10, 2013, 01:21 pm
no sticks no seeds
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Title: Re: Jokes
Post by: TylerDurden1 on February 10, 2013, 03:33 pm
 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8)
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Post by: TylerDurden1 on February 10, 2013, 03:41 pm
ololroflcopter
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Post by: TylerDurden1 on February 10, 2013, 03:52 pm
Trollolololol
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Post by: TylerDurden1 on February 10, 2013, 03:58 pm
I. WANT. FUCKING. 50. POSTS. NOW.!!!11
Title: Re: Jokes
Post by: Ron Swanson on February 10, 2013, 04:30 pm
USE. THE. DEDICATED. SPAM. THREADS.

http://dkn255hz262ypmii.onion/index.php?topic=116849.0

http://dkn255hz262ypmii.onion/index.php?topic=109667.0

it's funny how so many people get angry about being restricted to this section then when they reach 50 posts they just stop posting. i guess people just want what they can't have.