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Title: TSCrew: Giving away 5 Samples of our new Ice-O-Lator Hash in return for reviews
Post by: TSCrew on September 24, 2013, 06:00 pm
Alright Screwbies. We got a new item.

One other product that we have in stock but I have not listed up is 3 kinds of Ice-o-lator, We have ketama ice-o-lator, pakistani ice-o-lator both only come in powder form only and a very very special and limited supply of white widow Ice-o-lator, this last one is very very special and in short supply, it is pre pressed into a solid. All will only be available on request and via custom listing.

So To kick off this amazing Ice-o-lator has we are giving away 5 samples in return for a review on the forum. The rules are simple. The first 5 people to write a paragraph describing why we should pick you wins. (This basically shows that you can write formidable sentences for when it is time for you to write us a review.)


Spots:

1. Marlon Brando
2. Mr.JesusChrist
3. Kalli
4. calicojak
5. turdburglarSandwich
6. 12345


More info on the hash:

"Our hash stocks are currently made up of pressed and unpressed hash. We receive all our hash unpressed, this is done at my request so I can be 100% sure that there are 0% bulking agents used in the hash we sell, we are sending out both pressed or powder depending on personal requests and stock levels. For those in the know, you will be familiar with the fact that when hash is produced, in its purest form it is not a squishy solid, it is in fact a dryish powder. To get it from that into what is usually used for transportation and sale you apply heat and pressure to squish it together. and it becomes what is known as regular hash. Which one is better I hear you ask? Well the advantage of receiving powder hash as I said is that you can see it contains nothing other than what it should, it is at the stage of being pressed form powder to solid that nasty bulking agents are added, We never add anything to our hash but 99% of the hash on the street has some amount of nasties in it (grit, sawdust etc.. or other not so nasty bulking agents like plant fibres from the weed plant. In ours there is abso-fucking-lutley nothing to bulk it up. What you get is the purest hash possible from the plants that grow it."
Title: Re: TSCrew: Giving away 5 Samples of our new Ice-O-Lator Hash in return for reviews
Post by: Marlon Brando on September 24, 2013, 06:08 pm
Instead of writing a paragraph about why you should pick me I should probably just try to write one on why you shouldn't pick me. The first being that I really don't know how and where to start'/stop when writing paragraphs. I usually just type a bit and think "this looks good, next line".

       The next is that I will probably like your product too much, which would mean I would give a fake bad review so as to have people not buy your product which would leave it wide open for me to swoop in and buy more for me.

Thirdly I will probably get too high, either forget I own a computer and how to use the internet (it's a scary world we live in) and plus. If I do make it onto the computer there's no telling if I'd make it onto this forums before I'm jerking off into a sock and watching TV again, completely forgetting what I turned on my computer on for the first place.

Lastly, I shouldn't be picked because I've used you before and had great success and was content and happy with everything I ordered. So obviously you can't/don't want happy customers.

Thank you.
Title: Re: TSCrew: Giving away 5 Samples of our new Ice-O-Lator Hash in return for reviews
Post by: MrJesusChrist on September 24, 2013, 06:16 pm
I'll tell you why you should pick me.. because I'm MrJesusChrist, that's why. I've written many reviews on SR and here on the forums, I even wrote up a whole review thread for a vendor because he didn't have enough posts to do so. I'm a college grad who can, in fact, write multiple paragraphs :) I also like my formatting when it comes to reviews. The review itself has to be aesthetically pleasing (and of course informative), or else I'm not satisfied. I also love hash, and never really get the chance to smoke it very much.

Shoot me a PM if I meet your requirements TSCrew. I would love to try this hash out and write a review for you guys! Cheers!

~MrJesusChrist  8)
Title: Re: TSCrew: Giving away 5 Samples of our new Ice-O-Lator Hash in return for reviews
Post by: Kalli on September 24, 2013, 06:19 pm
You should pick me because I love hash, have tried a fair few vendors now but not TSC so it might persuade me to do some future business with you. You should also pick me as I believe in believing in things, I think the sun shines out of my ass, I talk absolute drivel when typing, I've no idea what a paragraph is, I watch stuff I see, the walls have ears but so does corn and also you can't school fish.....
Title: Re: TSCrew: Giving away 5 Samples of our new Ice-O-Lator Hash in return for reviews
Post by: calicojak on September 24, 2013, 06:22 pm
I would love to sample and review your hash. I have smoked hash from all over the world and your ketema hash was some of the best. Your powdered from of hash is intriguing, never smoked or received in that form before but would love to try. So is this a good paragraph?  :)
Title: Re: TSCrew: Giving away 5 Samples of our new Ice-O-Lator Hash in return for reviews
Post by: TSCrew on September 24, 2013, 06:23 pm
Well that is going quick. And Kalli, Id assume you want to update your signature with the link to TSC, as were your favorite vendor, not red eyes, unless you are the vendor red eyes :0
Title: Re: TSCrew: Giving away 5 Samples of our new Ice-O-Lator Hash in return for reviews
Post by: turdburglarSandwich on September 24, 2013, 06:31 pm
I cannot resist the allure of the challenge TSC!!

I humbly submit myself as a viable candidate to wordsmith a review of your new product offerings. To that end, I posit the following: I am a Quality Assurance professional in rl. I have also been fortunate to be selected to post my reviews of a few other vendors' new offerings. As well as my skills at crafting an articulate, well thought out response, I am also an every day partaker of medicinal grade marihuana. My ROI varies from product to product, meaning I use the appropriate tool for the job at hand. As well as being an experienced user, I am very conscious of my security, and pay very close attention to the stealth applied to get my product to me safely, unmolestered by prying eyes. Should I be chosen as a fortunate son, and become one of the few, the proud, the sample quality assurance assessment team, I guarantee a review of your product that will reflect accurately the quality of your product offering, was the product's weight as described by vendor, how long from ordering to receive stipulated product, and did the stealth meet my criteria. Thank you for considering my skills, and permitting me the honor of an honest, well thought out review.

***edit FTW, and TSCrew******
I just posted my review for hydrostar's AA ChemWeed, and damn, now that's what I call being a fortunate son! Tips hat in TSCrew's general direction, with a wink and a nod, for the joy of being! "Its gonna be a GRRRRREAT day!! The sun is shining and the birds are singing and why am I up in this tree?"
Thank you most sincerely for honoring my skills and talents as a wordsmith, and I eagerly await the summoning.
Title: Re: TSCrew: Giving away 5 Samples of our new Ice-O-Lator Hash in return for reviews
Post by: 12345 on September 24, 2013, 06:33 pm
well if a spot is left ... =)

I would love to try it

take care
12345

EDIT: sometimes I really should do one thing after the other.... Maybe reading would help, too.

you wrote... (This basically shows that you can write formidable sentences for when it is time for you to write us a review.) 

You should not pick me because I can not read and jumped right in the thread after I read ... first 5 spots.
But I will review the other order that is still on the way.

So shame on me and good luck all! ,-)

take care
12345


Title: Re: TSCrew: Giving away 5 Samples of our new Ice-O-Lator Hash in return for reviews
Post by: Kalli on September 24, 2013, 06:48 pm
Well that is going quick. And Kalli, Id assume you want to update your signature with the link to TSC, as were your favorite vendor, not red eyes, unless you are the vendor red eyes :0

ReD is awesome she has very nice charas and I've never tried your hash yet..... but if I were to try your goods then putting you in my sig. would be the right thing to do ;)

and the fact that im a regular forum reader and your former reviews pretty much scream ORDER THIS SHIT NOW !!!
Title: Re: TSCrew: Giving away 5 Samples of our new Ice-O-Lator Hash in return for reviews
Post by: TSCrew on September 24, 2013, 06:53 pm
All spots are taken. Even added 1 extra for our friend 12345. Look out for information on how we will get it to you.
Title: Re: TSCrew: Giving away 5 Samples of our new Ice-O-Lator Hash in return for reviews
Post by: calicojak on September 24, 2013, 07:07 pm
Thank you very much TSC for sending free hash! That's great!

I'll make sure to get your review out quickly, and it will be well written. :D
Title: Re: TSCrew: Giving away 5 Samples of our new Ice-O-Lator Hash in return for reviews
Post by: MrJesusChrist on September 24, 2013, 07:13 pm
All spots are taken. Even added 1 extra for our friend 12345. Look out for information on how we will get it to you.

Awesome! You've made me one happy man! I look forward to trying out the sample and writing up a review for you guys. Thank you for this offer!  :)

~MrJesusChrist
Title: Re: TSCrew: Giving away 5 Samples of our new Ice-O-Lator Hash in return for reviews
Post by: Marlon Brando on September 24, 2013, 08:46 pm
And my day is made.


Thanks!
Title: Re: TSCrew: Giving away 5 Samples of our new Ice-O-Lator Hash in return for reviews
Post by: anonypunk on September 24, 2013, 09:24 pm
Dang I knew I should have logged on earlier. If someone bails or can't somehow receive their winning prize I'd like to be considered as a backup. I've got a list of review threads I can give to you if you need it. PEACE!
Title: Re: TSCrew: Giving away 5 Samples of our new Ice-O-Lator Hash in return for reviews
Post by: Kalli on September 24, 2013, 10:27 pm
+1 for yet another generous offer !
Title: Re: TSCrew: Giving away 5 Samples of our new Ice-O-Lator Hash in return for reviews
Post by: MC Haberdasher on September 24, 2013, 10:36 pm
Son of a gun..  I have been waiting for this to be listed since that friggin newsletter!! 

I have been smoking so much hash as of late though, the 2 IRL friends I have.. really do think I dipped to Europe for few days and brought some back!  ;)

At this point, I am just itching for a listing of the WW isolator to be listed so I can spend some fucking lootcakes, dawg!
Title: Re: TSCrew: Giving away 5 Samples of our new Ice-O-Lator Hash in return for reviews
Post by: TSCrew on September 24, 2013, 11:08 pm
Son of a gun..  I have been waiting for this to be listed since that friggin newsletter!! 

I have been smoking so much hash as of late though, the 2 IRL friends I have.. really do think I dipped to Europe for few days and brought some back!  ;)

At this point, I am just itching for a listing of the WW isolator to be listed so I can spend some fucking lootcakes, dawg!

Send us a message on SR that you want some WW Isolator that TSCrew mentioned on the forum. We might be able to make a custom listing.
Title: Re: TSCrew: Giving away 5 Samples of our new Ice-O-Lator Hash in return for reviews
Post by: MC Haberdasher on September 24, 2013, 11:24 pm
I will do just that this coming weekend.  And I'll take it just like I take my women, UNPRESSED!!  lol.  I'm in a weird mood don't mind me.

Thanks!
Title: Re: TSCrew: Giving away 5 Samples of our new Ice-O-Lator Hash in return for reviews
Post by: TSCrew on September 24, 2013, 11:43 pm
I will do just that this coming weekend.  And I'll take it just like I take my women, UNPRESSED!!  lol.  I'm in a weird mood don't mind me.

Thanks!

I would like to be in the company of a lady whom is unpressed once in my life as well. Or at least I would like to feel how that is. (also in a weird mood)
Title: Re: TSCrew: Giving away 5 Samples of our new Ice-O-Lator Hash in return for reviews
Post by: MC Haberdasher on September 24, 2013, 11:48 pm
I will do just that this coming weekend.  And I'll take it just like I take my women, UNPRESSED!!  lol.  I'm in a weird mood don't mind me.

Thanks!

I would like to be in the company of a lady whom is unpressed once in my life as well. Or at least I would like to feel how that is. (also in a weird mood)

Something tells me we are both waaaaaaaay too old to be hanging out with "unpressed ladies".  I could have a teenage daughter of my own by now! (luckily I don't!!!)  And If I did, I wouldn't be burning hash like I own a 24 hour diner.
Title: Re: TSCrew: Giving away 5 Samples of our new Ice-O-Lator Hash in return for reviews
Post by: murderface2012 on September 25, 2013, 01:19 am
hahaha
can't wait for those reviews to start rolling in!!
enjoy the icey hash my lovelies!!

TSC all day baby!!
Title: Re: TSCrew: Giving away 5 Samples of our new Ice-O-Lator Hash in return for reviews
Post by: TSCrew on September 25, 2013, 06:02 pm
Sending in a PM The private link for all you winners. Here's just a sample of how awesome TSC is we let you PICK what you want :) Just remember you all will have to write a review.

This listing is for TSCrew´s hash forum competition winners only.

You guys get the choice between 3 different hash´s. I´ll give you the merits of each one. Eyes out for the last one listed, its my personal all time fave.

1g of Paki Ice-o-lator, This is made form the same plants that produce our paki pollen. It´s a very light colored hash that produces a heady buzz

or

1g Ketama ICE-O-LATOR, this is produced for us in Morocco by the farm that produces our regular ketama hashish. we have instructed them to go back to the plants that produced the original ketama hash with which we opened up shop almost one year ago, and this is the first result.

or

0.5g Power Widow, This hash is double pressed and 100% hand made, its origin is unclear. It´s almost black in color all the way through and extremely sticky, it is soft and pliable even at very low temperatures, it produces an intense high. It is expensive for us to buy and as such I don't get much in, I am hoping that with your guys reviews we can make it a bit more well known. Would rather this wen´t to connoisseurs, but your free to pick any!!
Title: Re: TSCrew: Giving away 5 Samples of our new Ice-O-Lator Hash in return for reviews
Post by: TSCrew on September 25, 2013, 06:08 pm
Sending in a PM The private link for all you winners. Here's just a sample of how awesome TSC is we let you PICK what you want :) Just remember you all will have to write a review.

This listing is for TSCrew´s hash forum competition winners only.

You guys get the choice between 3 different hash´s. I´ll give you the merits of each one. Eyes out for the last one listed, its my personal all time fave.

1g of Paki Ice-o-lator, This is made form the same plants that produce our paki pollen. It´s a very light colored hash that produces a heady buzz

or

1g Ketama ICE-O-LATOR, this is produced for us in Morocco by the farm that produces our regular ketama hashish. we have instructed them to go back to the plants that produced the original ketama hash with which we opened up shop almost one year ago, and this is the first result.

or

0.5g Power Widow, This hash is double pressed and 100% hand made, its origin is unclear. It´s almost black in color all the way through and extremely sticky, it is soft and pliable even at very low temperatures, it produces an intense high. It is expensive for us to buy and as such I don't get much in, I am hoping that with your guys reviews we can make it a bit more well known. Would rather this wen´t to connoisseurs, but your free to pick any!!

Anyone looking to purchase these exquisite hashes PM us on SR with your request and we can make a custom listing!!!
Title: Re: TSCrew: Giving away 5 Samples of our new Ice-O-Lator Hash in return for reviews
Post by: calicojak on September 25, 2013, 08:16 pm
I definitely consider myself a connoisseur so I chose the power widow.  ;)

You guys are awesome and I can't wait to review this power widow!

Thanks!
Title: Re: TSCrew: Giving away 5 Samples of our new Ice-O-Lator Hash in return for reviews
Post by: Tellemetree on September 26, 2013, 11:41 am
Plus one Ace.

For making the forums an interesting and fun place to be.

More power to The Scurvy Crew!

Title: Re: TSCrew: Giving away 5 Samples of our new Ice-O-Lator Hash in return for reviews
Post by: Kalli on September 27, 2013, 01:26 pm
I definitely consider myself a connoisseur so I chose the power widow.  ;)

You guys are awesome and I can't wait to review this power widow!

Thanks!

What he said !!!

and plus 1 karma as soon as the 72 hour rule is up TSC :)
Title: Re: TSCrew: Giving away 5 Samples of our new Ice-O-Lator Hash in return for reviews
Post by: AnonymousAddict on September 27, 2013, 03:29 pm
TSC!!! UR BOY IN THE USA OF COURSE NEEDS TO BE IN ON THIS OPIATE ENDEAVOR U HAVE GOING ON!! U KNOW IV ALWAYS BEEN A HIGHLY RESPECTED REVIEW FOR YOU, LOL REMEMBER THE LADINUM AND U MADE IT STRONG ENUFF FOR THE WHOLE MARVEL COMICS AVENGERS SQUAD ?? LOL.

IF U HAPPEN TO DO SOMETHING FOR YOUR AMERICAN HOME BOY SHOOT ME A MSG OR WHATEEVER, IF NOT LET THE GOOD TIMES ROLL FOR THE FELLAS GETTING SOME!!
Title: Re: TSCrew: Giving away 5 Samples of our new Ice-O-Lator Hash in return for reviews
Post by: TSCrew on September 27, 2013, 05:07 pm
*UPDATE*


9/25/13
Just got a 15g taster of Power Widow hash, its something really really special. Its from the first block produced during the process, Its a totally black, very sticky hash. it remains soft and pliable even at really low temperatures. Amazing smell and very very strong high. Contact me directly for listings.


So message us on our The Scurvy Crew vendor account if you want some custom listing made.
Title: Re: TSCrew: Giving away 5 Samples of our new Ice-O-Lator Hash in return for reviews
Post by: TSCrew on September 29, 2013, 02:43 am
Look out for these reviews to come in.
Title: Re: TSCrew: Giving away 5 Samples of our new Ice-O-Lator Hash in return for reviews
Post by: calicojak on September 29, 2013, 03:08 am
Hey TSC my order is still showing 'processing'..Have they been sent out already?
Title: Re: TSCrew: Giving away 5 Samples of our new Ice-O-Lator Hash in return for reviews
Post by: Tellemetree on October 01, 2013, 02:03 pm
Interest at 5% will be paid for your trouble sas its significant amount


042btc remaining
Title: Re: TSCrew: Giving away 5 Samples of our new Ice-O-Lator Hash in return for reviews
Post by: Tellemetree on October 01, 2013, 02:45 pm
I will have your babies and have never taken advantage of the screwbie offers..

Pleasse consider me for #7