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Discussion => Newbie discussion => Topic started by: tape dispenser on February 17, 2013, 06:55 am

Title: I came here to dispense tape and chew bubble gum
Post by: tape dispenser on February 17, 2013, 06:55 am
and I'm all out of gum.
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Post by: tape dispenser on February 17, 2013, 06:56 am
To the asshole who gave me -1 karma, I have tape for you.
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Post by: tape dispenser on February 17, 2013, 06:56 am
All over your face the way you like it.
Title: Re: I came here to dispense tape and chew bubble gum
Post by: tape dispenser on February 17, 2013, 06:57 am
My tape will give you to good feeling.
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Post by: tape dispenser on February 17, 2013, 06:58 am
It is maximum sticky.
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Post by: tape dispenser on February 17, 2013, 06:59 am
Housewives love it, flies get stuck on it and die.
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Post by: tape dispenser on February 17, 2013, 06:59 am
Which reminds me of this gal I knew who had this tape fetish.
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Post by: tape dispenser on February 17, 2013, 07:00 am
It was like a metaphor for her life or something.
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Post by: tape dispenser on February 17, 2013, 07:01 am
Ah those were the days.
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Post by: tape dispenser on February 17, 2013, 07:02 am
Remember that Cream song, Those Were The Days?
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Post by: tape dispenser on February 17, 2013, 07:03 am
Lol, Cream.  Enough spam for one night.
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Post by: royalblue on February 17, 2013, 05:52 pm
You must chew Bubble Tape
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Post by: tape dispenser on February 18, 2013, 05:27 am
Bubble tape, I remember that shit.  Do they still make it?
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Post by: tape dispenser on February 18, 2013, 05:27 am
POP POW ZAM FIZZLE!
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Post by: tape dispenser on February 18, 2013, 05:29 am
I need a new thread, one that makes me feel like I feel when I'm with you.
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Post by: tape dispenser on February 18, 2013, 05:32 am
Get sum tape, git sum git sum!
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Post by: tape dispenser on February 18, 2013, 05:32 am
My tape is pure.
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Post by: tape dispenser on February 18, 2013, 05:33 am
My tape will make the happy time.
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Post by: tape dispenser on February 18, 2013, 05:35 am
In Soviet Russia tape dispenses you.
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Post by: tape dispenser on February 18, 2013, 05:36 am
And you like it.
Title: Re: I came here to dispense tape and chew bubble gum
Post by: tape dispenser on February 18, 2013, 05:37 am
Or you go to Gulag.
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Post by: tape dispenser on February 18, 2013, 05:38 am
Masking tape, make mask out of it!
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Post by: tape dispenser on February 18, 2013, 05:39 am
Spam spamin spamin spamin, we spamin in de name of de lord.
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Post by: tape dispenser on February 18, 2013, 05:40 am
Holy fuck I get message, perhaps is headquarters.
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Post by: tape dispenser on February 18, 2013, 05:42 am
Maybe it is fan of glorious thread.  I should check.
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Post by: tape dispenser on February 18, 2013, 05:46 am
It was glorious message of spam love.
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Post by: tape dispenser on February 18, 2013, 05:47 am
I came.
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Post by: tape dispenser on February 18, 2013, 05:48 am
I made giant tape dildo for your mom.
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Post by: tape dispenser on February 18, 2013, 05:49 am
It wasn't pretty scene.
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Post by: tape dispenser on February 18, 2013, 05:51 am
More MORE MORE MORE!!!!
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Post by: tape dispenser on February 18, 2013, 05:52 am
For those of you playing the home edition please remove pants and touch self.
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Post by: tape dispenser on February 18, 2013, 05:53 am
Let us all throw up our hands for the birth of page 3 of the wonderful thread.
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Post by: tape dispenser on February 18, 2013, 05:54 am
It is so close I can feel it in my nether regions.
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Post by: tape dispenser on February 18, 2013, 05:57 am
nnrnrrguguguggogogoooooggogugugggngnnhhhaaahhHhh!!!
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Post by: tape dispenser on February 18, 2013, 05:59 am
KKKKEEEERRRRPPPLLLLOOOOWWWIIIEEEEE!!!!!

snore
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Post by: aredhel on February 18, 2013, 07:35 pm
congratz!
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Post by: ineedabuddy on February 18, 2013, 07:41 pm
me too
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Post by: TheGoodDoctor420 on March 23, 2013, 11:13 am
+1 for amusing me (if only I could +/-)