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Discussion => Newbie discussion => Topic started by: Sudoku777 on September 18, 2013, 04:14 pm

Title: Would you piss on your girlfriend?
Post by: Sudoku777 on September 18, 2013, 04:14 pm
Title says it all, would you (litterly) piss on your girlfriend?
Title: Re: Would you piss on your girlfriend?
Post by: The Enlightened on September 18, 2013, 04:32 pm
NO

I wouldn't piss off her either
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Post by: adamiz on September 19, 2013, 01:24 am
Yeap! I have done it. Not only to my girlfriend but also to a friend of mine.

But let me explain myself before everyone starts calling me pervert!

In my country when you step on sea urchins and you got lots of spikes inside your foot, the first think we do before trying to pull them out is to piss on it. The ammonia that the urine contains "kills" the urchins spike and they don't allow them to get deeper. The spikes are kind of poisonous and urine helps a lot! And this might be an urban myth, but in my experience it helps a LOT. So yes, I have pissed (just a bit) on my gf :)


I wouldn't piss off her either

Totally agreed!! haha

All the best,

Adamiz
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Post by: mountaincedar on September 19, 2013, 02:41 am
Huh
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Post by: 88fxstc on September 19, 2013, 03:21 am
Only if she really, REALLY didn't want me to.
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Post by: cryngie on September 19, 2013, 04:10 am
Yep, my x asked me to so I did.....and?
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Post by: 88fxstc on September 19, 2013, 04:22 am
I like to eat a whole lot of vitamins the day B4 I piss on her, that way i comes out all xtra florescent yellow and stinky.   ::)
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Post by: VicFontaine on September 19, 2013, 04:40 am
Once. It was an accident, I swear.
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Post by: TSX on September 19, 2013, 05:13 am
Only if she promises to do the same thing for me, and then have sex in it.
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Post by: menezera on September 19, 2013, 06:18 am
Once. It was an accident, I swear.

you got me imagining some nasty stuff...
 :-[
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Post by: rebellife on September 19, 2013, 06:22 am
So,I can still remember the moment my gf asked me to do it for the first time.I was stunned,this is a very sexy girl and I would never think to do something like that for my own pleasure and I knew she had never asked a guy to do that before.But it was a sign of how much she trusted me.I can say when I did it,the look in her eyes of completely being turned on was something i'll never forget.When you can be the first in a womans life for anything your ahead of the game.Trust me there's alot more disgusting shit a girl could ask me to do that I wouldnt.But hell its just piss,it washes right off.If your girl wants it,don't be a pussy.
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Post by: justaperson on September 20, 2013, 06:48 am
Yeah, sure, why not? I've been trying to convince my girlfriend to piss on me for a few months now and I think she's finally gonna do it next time I see her. :D
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Post by: Mister Mortimer on September 20, 2013, 08:13 am
no. it's rank
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Post by: cblleta on September 20, 2013, 08:29 am
You are little pig no? heheh
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Post by: PetesBest on September 20, 2013, 09:03 am
If she really wanted me to I probably would.  I know she'd never ask for anything that crazy (loves sexy but pretty traditional.  Only tried anal once in her life???  Thats legal?), neither would I.  I definitely would get no pleasure out of it but I would absolutely do it just for the experience.
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Post by: lulfiz on September 20, 2013, 09:29 am
definitely NO!
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Post by: Stephen Fry on September 20, 2013, 10:04 am
Yes, and anybody else's girlfriend for that matter.

Fuck, I'd piss on my gran if she asked nicely!
Title: Re: Would you piss on your girlfriend?
Post by: CLK on September 20, 2013, 11:16 am
Sure, whatever floats her boat, we all have our little kinks, she scratches my back i'll scratch hers ;)

Whatever goes on behind closed doors behind 2 consenting adullts is none of any of y'alls business, and the ones shouting EWW THATS GROSS MAN are most likely the ones who jack off to pictures of water sports and feel ashamed of it ;)
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Post by: Stephen Fry on September 20, 2013, 11:30 am
Its funny the difference between having a piss and a shit, I have no problems having a piss anywhere, in the street, next to mates etc and will gladly conduct a conversation or take a phone call during proceedings. A shit however is a different animal altogether, it is a deeply personal experience, I don't even like anyone else to know that I'm having a shit, I hate it if someone knocks on the door or starts talking etc... if I'm forced to take a dump in a public loo I'll usually put my headphones in to block other sounds out.
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Post by: CLK on September 20, 2013, 11:50 am
it is a deeply personal experience

Nail. Hammer. Head.
Its what i imagine giving birth is like, and you don't want that shared with the world!
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Post by: brandtrian on September 20, 2013, 08:11 pm
Been there, done that. In the shower, just to shit stir.
Wolrked well :)
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Post by: johnwholesome on September 20, 2013, 08:16 pm
A GATEWAY DRUG I SAY!!!!! Starts off with a harmless little tinkle before you know you be jonesing for Boston pancakes!

It's true! Mothers Against Fecal Driving said so!
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Post by: misterstoner on September 20, 2013, 10:23 pm
No, Would you want someone pissing on you
Title: Re: Would you piss on your girlfriend?
Post by: CLK on September 20, 2013, 10:27 pm
Good job gorrvy :), become a heroin addict like me and you'l only need to poop once a month! Ad even then you won't be able to..

@misterstoner, personally,, nah i wouldnt, but plenty of people like that kinda shit, if its what she wanted, hell i'd give her a golden shower all day long :)
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Post by: jpsartre on September 20, 2013, 11:05 pm
So,I can still remember the moment my gf asked me to do it for the first time.I was stunned,this is a very sexy girl and I would never think to do something like that for my own pleasure and I knew she had never asked a guy to do that before.But it was a sign of how much she trusted me.I can say when I did it,the look in her eyes of completely being turned on was something i'll never forget.When you can be the first in a womans life for anything your ahead of the game.Trust me there's alot more disgusting shit a girl could ask me to do that I wouldnt.But hell its just piss,it washes right off.If your girl wants it,don't be a pussy.

woord, being a woman's first for anything is big. and her enjoying it is kinda the point right? I would just chill out and piss on her
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Post by: green411 on September 20, 2013, 11:18 pm
OH god yes. Why the hell not ? Imagine the awesome stuff you get her to do if you did ??

Hey.. vacuum the window sills.. why ? cause I piss on you whenever you want. that's why.