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Market => Product offers => Topic started by: Piss Wizard on October 18, 2012, 04:25 am

Title: MARKET FOR 100% CLEAN HUMAN URINE
Post by: Piss Wizard on October 18, 2012, 04:25 am
I have been contemplating selling my urine through SR. I am 100% drug free and I only drink alcohol on weekends. I have done research and concluded that it is difficult to obtain urine through other websites due to possible illegitimacy of the given site or restricting legal complications. Also, I think that under most circumstances, it would be quite odd for an individual to ask for someone to urinate in a cup for them. SR is obviously more discreet and safe. I plan to package the urine in 3 - 5 ounce medical IV bags in a professional manner. Any comments? Suggestions? Questions? Thanks.
Title: Re: MARKET FOR 100% CLEAN HUMAN URINE
Post by: envioso on October 18, 2012, 04:30 am
medical bags? your piss is a sacrament! i expect nothing less than a grail made of gold studded with diamonds, blessed by the holiest of shamans.
Title: Re: MARKET FOR 100% CLEAN HUMAN URINE
Post by: kingsandman on October 18, 2012, 04:31 am
This seems like a good idea.. but the real question is how your pricing would compare to say.. synthetic urine. I have a whizz kit and it works quite well, you know?
Title: Re: MARKET FOR 100% CLEAN HUMAN URINE
Post by: SpiceyT on October 18, 2012, 04:34 am
Ill piss in your weetbix.
Title: Re: MARKET FOR 100% CLEAN HUMAN URINE
Post by: ralph123 on October 18, 2012, 04:39 am
So you drink alcohol on the weekends? So then your not 100% drug free as you stated are you? You know, alcohol is bad for making people black out and/or just generally making people forget what they have done as well as their promises and obligations. No offense but I would not trust your piss as far as I could smell it.

I've done a lot of drugs and alcohol is the worst. Just my opinion and I don't hold it against anybody. My mamaw owned a bar for 40 years and I helped her bootleg liquor in a dry county. I have seen some bad things associated with alcohol
Title: Re: MARKET FOR 100% CLEAN HUMAN URINE
Post by: nitpi950 on October 18, 2012, 06:33 am
not particularly interested but awesome name. you could start a grindcore band
Title: Re: MARKET FOR 100% CLEAN HUMAN URINE
Post by: smokeweed420 on October 18, 2012, 06:43 am
For my UA"s i have to be clean from alcohol and have buprenorphine/suboxone/subutex in my system. i would be glad to pay you if you follow these guide lines :)
Title: Re: MARKET FOR 100% CLEAN HUMAN URINE
Post by: fuckoffehbuddy on October 18, 2012, 01:48 pm
good luck with this if anyone is dumb enough to buy someone else piss especially off sr there is no way to determine if it is clean or not just by looking at it and plus they already sell synthetic urine 100% clean that works i've used it a couple times
Title: Re: MARKET FOR 100% CLEAN HUMAN URINE
Post by: ralph123 on October 18, 2012, 03:21 pm
hey you all, I find it pretty easy to pass a general piss test as long as nobody is watching the piss leave your body like the probation and parole officers sometimes do. It's real easy. You just have to sneak a lighter in the bathroom with you. Hell you can even use water.

You can really put straight water in a condom and just hide it in your pocket. You can even use some Easter egg dye to color it yellow if you want and the temperature is of no worry using this method. No more worrying about the condom breaking and somebodies Else's piss drowning all over your nads lol. No more worrying about the temp staying right while holding the condom in place between your balls and your asshole lol.

Really just sneak a lighter in with you. Maybe one that makes no noise when lighting and make sure it lights real easy. When in the bathroom take your condom out and empty it into the drug test collection cup. Then light the lighter and hover it close to the little temp gauge until it raises the temp to a desired reading. The temp gauge will not go in reverse so once it's hit your desired temp then that's what it will read to the bitch at the clinic. She wont even look at it twice once she reads that temp level and it passes. Using a condom is still a viable solution because it doesn't bulge out in your pocket. I have never had a clinic bitch try to check my pockets. They always ask me to empty them and so I always have a handful of shit to empty out lol.

Once I was given a random test and I had smoked a joint the night before and taken 2 hydros that very morning. With a job on the line I stopped at the gas station on my way to their clinic and drink water until my piss looked like water and then I continued drinking it while waiting to be called at the clinic.

No doubt that my eyeballs were floating and I felt queasy as hell being drunk off water. I passed the test and continued at that job for over a year.The guys at that job accepted the story that the clinic was full and I had to wait for a couple of hours. It felt really good to piss at that time. It seems like I pissed the toilet full after the cup lol. Good luck with all your piss test guys. ;D
Title: Re: MARKET FOR 100% CLEAN HUMAN URINE
Post by: 20247245 on October 18, 2012, 03:40 pm
I really feel sorry for people that are subjected to random drug tests... I've never had to have in my life!
Title: Re: MARKET FOR 100% CLEAN HUMAN URINE
Post by: Tyl3rdurden on October 18, 2012, 06:08 pm
You need to sell this in jiff lemon things ( that squeezable lemon) then inside a daz washing tablets bag, strap that to your balls then when asked to piss squeeze the lemon into the pot.