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Discussion => Off topic => Topic started by: DeBuSe on January 11, 2013, 07:24 am
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Not for bitcoins but for cash. If you are one or you know one could you please message me?
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Please please please, don't get mixed up with loan sharks. I know money can be hard to come by at times, but if you don't have the money now, what makes you think you'll be able to pay loan sharks back. If not to protect yourself, don't get mixed in with them to protect the ones close to you.
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Loan sharks are so called due to their big teeth and aggressive nature.
They eat little fish.
The shark will lend you $1000. You will have to pay $1500 back next week. You do not pay and you loose a finger as well as the debt goes up to $2000. You cannot pay this, you lose a hand.
Just forget the loan shark and pimp your ass out right now, at least you will get to keep the profits :)
Or you will have to suck dick for a dollar with no teeth.
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How much you need?
30% interest Paid in full by day 60. If you miss a payment we will need one finger of our choosing .
We need collateral. Whatcha got to put up ? We will take anything of value that is 25% of the value of the loan.
You need to ship your collateral first . Pm for details.
Seems legit ;)
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I actully found a guy on here that will loan anywhere from 20 and up..He he loaned me a 100 its 2% interest everday u miss...but i saw where one guy got 700 he offerd me 300 limit if i needed it but i didnt..
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How much you need?
30% interest Paid in full by day 60. If you miss a payment we will need one finger of our choosing .
We need collateral. Whatcha got to put up ? We will take anything of value that is 25% of the value of the loan.
You need to ship your collateral first . Pm for details.
WOW!! That's an amazing deal. I've only got 3 fingers left though so if I miss 3 payments, I'll end up having 2 baseball bat arms, unable to smoke a cigarette or even wipe my ass! I've only got my pet goat, Stumpy, for collateral. He lost his legs in a car accident but he is a loyal and friendly goat. Although he is approaching his 27th birthday, he still has lots of love to give. He won't travel alone so you might need to pick him up from his house when your ready. You won't regret this deal as my goat is a great goat. Whenever your ready.
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Did you think my post was serious? I certainly hope not! Your right, this is a tough room.
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It's hard to make a joke in these forums . Everyone is so serious
Tough room.
I didn't think you were serious in the least, hence the ;)
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It's hard to make a joke in these forums . Everyone is so serious
Tough room.
I didn't think you were serious in the least, hence the ;)
The problem here is I never saw your emoticon for some reason! Looking at your post, it's still not visible to me yet I can see the one in your last post. Seems like there are still a few glitches due to the upgrade yesterday to the SMF software running the site. :) :)
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Not for bitcoins but for cash. If you are one or you know one could you please message me?
Details? Amount, country, method of payment, payment delivery schedule or at very least intended time of last transaction, but most importantly, why $ as opposed to ฿ ? Lol, that's just polite. Not even getting into collateral or credit history.....
Don't bother PM'ing me without putting the bare minimum ^ on Main. Curious to know why you didn't.......
Also, are you even serious or wasting our time? Registered 22 Dec, 1 single post, last active THREE days ago? ??? Are you kidding?
30% interest Paid in full by day 60. If you miss a payment we will need one finger of our choosing .
We need collateral. Whatcha got to put up ? We will take anything of value that is 25% of the value of the loan.
Lol, that's pretty steep.... ???
How much you need?
30% interest Paid in full by day 60. If you miss a payment we will need one finger of our choosing .
We need collateral. Whatcha got to put up ? We will take anything of value that is 25% of the value of the loan.
You need to ship your collateral first . Pm for details.
Seems legit ;)
....... smart aleck.....! ::)
I actully found a guy on here that will loan anywhere from 20 and up..He he loaned me a 100 its 2% interest everday u miss...but i saw where one guy got 700 he offerd me 300 limit if i needed it but i didnt..
....... you talking 20 dollars or 20 grand.......? Lol, and don't say what do YOU think....... isn't really clear lol.........[Edit.] well, now I take a second look......20 dollars? We are talking.......20 fucking dollars........? I don't think DeBuSe is after that kind of currency........
How much you need?
30% interest Paid in full by day 60. If you miss a payment we will need one finger of our choosing .
We need collateral. Whatcha got to put up ? We will take anything of value that is 25% of the value of the loan.
You need to ship your collateral first . Pm for details.
WOW!! That's an amazing deal. I've only got 3 fingers left though so if I miss 3 payments, I'll end up having 2 baseball bat arms, unable to smoke a cigarette or even wipe my ass! I've only got my pet goat, Stumpy, for collateral. He lost his legs in a car accident but he is a loyal and friendly goat. Although he is approaching his 27th birthday, he still has lots of love to give. He won't travel alone so you might need to pick him up from his house when your ready. You won't regret this deal as my goat is a great goat. Whenever your ready.
pmsl Wadozo....... ::) :) ........how you come ^ with that? (*Raz thinks a little.... might use that as a quote of the day one of these days.....*) [Edit. you're smilies are back again! :) SMF back to norm!]
.......dude, seriously..... you're KILLING me here..... you're not really after a loan, are you? Could you even afford to pay back? ::)
Piece out. Drive safely. Eat plenty.
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It's hard to make a joke in these forums . Everyone is so serious
Tough room.
I didn't think you were serious in the least, hence the ;)
The problem here is I never saw your emoticon for some reason! Looking at your post, it's still not visible to me yet I can see the one in your last post. Seems like there are still a few glitches due to the upgrade yesterday to the SMF software running the site. :) :)
Hopefully it's working now! Here's a test: :) ;) :D ;D >:( :( :o 8) ??? ::) :P :-[ :-X :-\ :-* :'(
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It's hard to make a joke in these forums . Everyone is so serious
Tough room.
I didn't think you were serious in the least, hence the ;)
The problem here is I never saw your emoticon for some reason! Looking at your post, it's still not visible to me yet I can see the one in your last post. Seems like there are still a few glitches due to the upgrade yesterday to the SMF software running the site. :) :)
Hopefully it's working now! Here's a test: :) ;) :D ;D >:( :( :o 8) ??? ::) :P :-[ :-X :-\ :-* :'(
Yes. I can now see your emoticons however mine are now missing when posting here as I usually do. Weird thing is, they are all in use when I write PM's! They'll all come back for lunch I'm sure. It's only an hour or two away and they must be hungry by now.
Now Raz, you were surely joking when suggesting that I'm might be in the market for a loan? Paying it back won't be a problem though, as I can sell my 26 yr old pet goat, Stumpy, as I posted previously and just crash at your joint for a while Raz. Stumpy would be worth a fortune don't you think? I must say that losing his legs in that car accident was a real tragedy for all of us. He truly is an inspirational goat in anyone's language.
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It's hard to make a joke in these forums . Everyone is so serious
Tough room.
I didn't think you were serious in the least, hence the ;)
The problem here is I never saw your emoticon for some reason! Looking at your post, it's still not visible to me yet I can see the one in your last post. Seems like there are still a few glitches due to the upgrade yesterday to the SMF software running the site. :) :)
Hopefully it's working now! Here's a test: :) ;) :D ;D >:( :( :o 8) ??? ::) :P :-[ :-X :-\ :-* :'(
Yes. I can now see your emoticons however mine are now missing when posting here as I usually do. Weird thing is, they are all in use when I write PM's! They'll all come back for lunch I'm sure. It's only an hour or two away and they must be hungry by now.
Now Raz, you were surely joking when suggesting that I'm might be in the market for a loan? Paying it back won't be a problem though, as I can sell my 26 yr old pet goat, Stumpy, as I posted previously and just crash at your joint for a while Raz. Stumpy would be worth a fortune don't you think? I must say that losing his legs in that car accident was a real tragedy for all of us. He truly is an inspirational goat in anyone's language.
Haha! Must have posted that after I left. I think that goat is older than most on SR :) Might be worth something in a couple of years. :-X Lol, I didn't say you were in market for loan, DeBuSe is though. Sorry, but I find it hard to take them seriously. ??? Is this supposed to be a joke or something? ::)