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Discussion => Off topic => Topic started by: Mister Dank on April 07, 2012, 04:25 pm

Title: Freemasonry: Simple Rotary club? Or rules this country?
Post by: Mister Dank on April 07, 2012, 04:25 pm
I sometimes bring this organization up and get called a tin foil hat wearing conspiracy theorist. I'd like to see what others on here think - JUST FOR FUN!!
Title: Re: Freemasonry: Simple Rotary club? Or rules this country?
Post by: LucyDiamond on April 07, 2012, 04:49 pm
Obviously the Illuminati rule the world and Freemasons are just their spies. Once our Templar masters step out into the open Desmond Miles will fall out of the sky and be bitten by a radioactive spider, while learning that his father is a kryptonian who was killed by a street thug for a pearl necklace. Then Abraham Lincoln. Ted Kennedy, Elvis Presley, and Martha Stewart will be beamed down from the alien spaceship and join forces to save our world. At this moment the Freemason objective will send out their mid control waves and enslave all who do not have a Faraday cage of some sort. (Aluminum, tin, and gold foil hats all work to some degree.) The World will begin to sing "I am The Walrus" in unison as prompted by their evil overlords. Quetzalcoatl will proceed to appear from the clouds and free the world, taking them through a Stargate into the land of Oz. Once there we will all follow the yellow brick road and live happily ever after.
Title: Re: Freemasonry: Simple Rotary club? Or rules this country?
Post by: blackend646 on April 07, 2012, 10:40 pm
I'm not 100% sure which country you're referring to, but I can promise you that it is not ruled by some crazy club full of shitty hip-hop artists. It's run by corrupt, money-grubbing politicians and empty suits rented out to the highest bidder, same as it's always been and same as it will always be.