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Market => Rumor mill => Topic started by: BlarghRawr on March 13, 2012, 12:31 am
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I'm gonna start y'all off with another of my top-quality reviews, right from the get go. This is a 16 point review covering each of the following. (Scroll lower to see the review of each, I'm just marking the points in case there those you care more about than others)
And, of course, the most important thing. Mycorrhizae's SR Page: http://silkroadvb5piz3r.onion/silkroad/user/e424c83f00
The Seller's Communication.
The Seller's Packaging.
The Seller's Product.
The smell of the weed.
How powerful the smell is.
The look of the weed.
How covered in trichromes the buds are.
The shape of the buds.
The feel of the buds when broken up for smoking.
How sticky the buds are.
The taste of the smoke.
How the smoke feels, being held in.
If, and how bad if it does, it has any throat-burn.
How long it takes the high to kick in.
How long the high lasts.
The feel of the high, at several intervals, delineated by time.
The Seller's Communication has been good, he has responded to all of my messages, and he is one of those who prefers to use PGP encryption. I, personally, consider that to be a very good thing.
The Seller's Packaging is out of this world. I won't say a word about the externals, but he certainly keeps to his promise of triple-sealing the product which, really, is a bit over kill. Nothing would be able to see this bud without opening it all the way.
The Seller's Product is the White Berry strain of weed, which google suggests to be a 75% indica hybrid strain. This is a review of his 1-gram listing specifically.
The bud's smell doesn't remind me of anything else for weed, but it is pleasant instead of harsh to my nose. I wouldn't mind smelling it forever.
The smell is exceptionally powerful, though. I couldn't smell a thing until I cut open the final vac-sealed bag but then I was INSTANTLY hit with the scent. It is unmistakable and very powerful.
The look of the weed is something almost impossible to describe. It has very long orange threads that are hard to miss, and the..-- I'm sorry, I need to divert this review for a moment. At first, I had only inspected a small bug in depth for the look, but now that I am looking at the full gram's worth, I can't help but be AMAZED. This is weed that is a rich and deep green and the green is accentuated by the rich orange, almost crimson, threads that are bundled throughout. What most impresses me is the trichromes, though.
How covered in trichromes the buds are: This. This is the thing I love about the weed in front of me right now. When I rotate the bud under a light, I can see it practically sparkle because there is just so much on it. The leaves, what few tiny specks of leaf that remain, have an absurd density of trichromes on them, looking at it with my naked eye it looked like they are covered in a layer of fluff almost, because of how much there is.
The shape of the buds is tight. This is definitely a dense, a very dense, product. If I had to eye it to figure out how much it weighed, I would always guess way under because of how packed it is. Keep in mind, I'm not saying that it was compressed or anything. It is just very, very dense.
Small Edit: I want to add that some of the trichromes have stuck to the vac-seal bag like a little resinous glue and I look forward to completing the rest of this review.
Sometime within the next 48 hours, I plan to post some pictures as well because this is not the kind of weed that should be kept a secret. Originally I said I'd get pictures within 24 hours but I wanted to get a scale to go with it, to give an idea about the how dense this stuff really is.
Edit: Review continued!
The feel of the buds when broken up for smoking: This is the exact dryness I prefer. It doesn't quite crumble when rubbed between my fingers but I don't have to pull it apart with both hands either. Perfect for handling.
How sticky the buds are: It doesn't cling to my fingers like glue but then, I wasn't expecting it too. That's not to say it isn't sticky, however. The note I made about the bud sticky to the vac-seal bag is still true, however. I am completely unable to get those little resinous trichromes off the inside of the bag, no matter how hard I try.
The taste of the smoke: The taste of the smoke hits on immediately, there is no subtly with it. It wants my tongue to know it is there. It is not a bad flavor, but not exactly pleasant either. It is a touch bitter, and of course tastes like something was burnt.
How the smoke feels, being held in: It feels quite fine, actually. Maybe a little bit of a cough from a heavier draw but if that is a concern, this stuff is fine.
If, and how bad if it does, it has any throat-burn: None that I had to deal with. It might be because I took smaller hits than usual because I haven't smoked anything in over a week, but I had no problem with it scorching my throat.
How long it takes the high to kick in: Less than 10 minutes for sure. I'm certainly high now and it hasn't even been that long. Makes finishing this review a bit of a challenge.
How long the high lasts: It lasts for a good two hours, at the very least. It also doesn't make me extremely tired at the end, like a more dominantly sativa strain does.
The feel of the high, at several intervals, delineated by time will come later, if I'm even able to keep my wits about me.
+.10 Feels like I just got high, though there's nothing exactly special about it, so far. It is a good high, though.
+1.0 Felt pretty good. Definitely gave me the munchies but I could tell it was gonna wear off in another hour or so.