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Market => Rumor mill => Topic started by: Hassan I Sabbah on May 26, 2012, 08:01 am
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With all the crazy fucking shit with trusted vendors
going rogue or all these punk ass kids scamming
and flaming here giving buyers a bad name
I thought I'd try and lighten the mood a bit
with some fun advice on being a successful drug dealer.
These are the lyrics to this gangster rap classic.
'The 10 Crack Commandments' can apply to dealing
all kinds of drugs but mostly the 'hard' addictive ones.
Props to Philter3 (thanks bro) for mentioning him on the Professorwak thread where the reviews just continue to get worse and worse. Take note kids:
_____The Ten Crack Commandments____
I been in this game for years, it made me a animal
It's rules to this shit, I wrote me a manual
A step by step booklet for you to get
your game on track, not your wig pushed back
Rule nombre uno: never let no one know
how much, dough you hold, cause you know
The cheddar breed jealousy 'specially
if that man fucked up, get your ass stuck up
Number two: never let em know your next move
Don't you know Bad Boys move in silence or violence
Take it from your highness (uh-huh)
I done squeezed mad clips at these cats for they bricks and chips
Number three: never trust no-bo-dy
Your moms'll set that ass up, properly gassed up
Hoodie to mask up, shit, for that fast buck
she be layin in the bushes to light that ass up
NUMBER FOUR: know you heard this before:
NEVER GET HIGH ON YOUR OWN SUPPLY.
[emphasis mine: Attention (some) Meth Dealers!!]
Number five: never sell no crack where you rest at
I don't care if they want a ounce, tell em bounce
Number six: that god damn credit, dead it
You think a crackhead payin you back, shit forget it
Seven: this rule is so underrated
Keep your family and business completely seperated
Money and blood don't mix like two dicks and no bitch
Find yourself in serious shit
Number eight: never keep no weight on you
Them cats that squeeze your guns can hold jobs too
Number nine shoulda been number one to me
If you ain't gettin bags stay the fuck from police (uh-huh)
If niggaz think you snitchin ain't tryin listen
They be sittin in your kitchen, waitin to start hittin
Number ten: a strong word called consignment
Strictly for live men, not for freshmen
If you ain't got the clientele say hell no
Cause they gon want they money rain sleet hail snow
Follow these rules you'll have mad bread to break up
If not, twenty-four years, on the wake up
Slug hit your temple, watch your frame shake up
Caretaker did your makeup, when you pass
Your girl fucked my man Jake up, heard in three weeks
she sniffed a whole half of cake up
Heard she suck a good dick, and can hook a steak up
Gotta go gotta go, more pasta bake up, word up, uhh
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If any of you folks out there have some
good advice about successful drug buying
or dealing please enlighten
us lesser mortals with your wisdom. :D
"He's never early, he's always late
First thing you learn is you always gotta wait."
Lou Reed lyrics from 'Waiting for the man'
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most important tip i ever learnt but its hard to stick to
NEVER do any dealing over your cell phone, ESPECIALLY via text, It just makes it toooooo easy for the filth
any illicit discussions should be face to face, doesnt matter what code words you use, the jury will know what your taking about when they read those transcripts at your trial !
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NEVER do any dealing over your cell phone, ESPECIALLY via text, It just makes it toooooo easy for the filth
Correct me if I am wrong but if someone does move large quantities isn't it recommended for them to dispose of their cell phone after 2 or 3 weeks?
I am always very cautious whenever I talk to a dealer over the phone...but some peeps are just so clueless. A few months ago I met a new dealer who had some very good Ketamine. So I phoned him and asked him to invite "his friend Kay over so I could repay the $50. bucks I borrowed from her" he was like "What you mean Ketamine?" Duhhhhh.... ha ha.
*User's Don't Lose Drugs!*
Does anyone recall a similar slogan used during the Reagan administration's moronic anti-drug "Just Say No!" efforts? They had "Winner's Don't Do Drugs" on video game machine's simulating warfare or violence. They also had that classic egg commercial on the frying pan "This is your brain on drugs."Slightly hypocritical considering that the CIA was importing tons of cocaine into the lower income black neighborhoods of L.A. to buy weapons for right-wing militias in Nicaragua. Check out videos on CIA involvement in drug dealing on Youtube or look at a bio on 'Freeway' Rick Ross who basically invented crack cocaine.
Hassan I Sabbah: fighting drug prohibition since the 11th century.
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<3 that song. RIP Biggie :(
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+1 karma point for having an awesome signature bro. Peace.
p.s. maybe I am just being paranoid here but that avatar isn't a photo of you or anyone you know,right? haha
Those bastards have 'facial recognition technology,Mark Zuckerberg, and unmanned drones on their side. I believe those of us resisting drug prohibition are just a little 'out-gunned'. :o
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Thanks for the karma. Nah this picture is just a standard pre-loaded on the forums.
happy toking
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1. Proper planning prevents piss poor performance. There is no excuse for failure due to knowing inadequate preparation.
2. Excuses are for the weak. You should have thought ahead.
3. It's money. Treat it like it's how your kids are eating.. and things will be simpler. Don't risk too much.
4. If you can't lay a drug down for 90 days at the drop of a hat because it's necessary.. you have a problem. Quit for a year on general principles.
5. Those who do not rule themselves deserve only pity. Those who do not rule themselves and don't realize it deserve only contempt.
6. That said you don't have to respect *A* customer, but you must always respect *THE* customer.
7. They bring you the bread that feeds your kin. Give good value and be grateful for the opportunity to serve.
8. Nothing in the game is worth your honor. Die with no regrets. Death is as light as a feather, duty as weighty as a mountain.
9. There are drugs, and then there are drugs. There are also people, and then there are people. Don't get them confused for each other.
10. At the heart of meditation is competence at pure cognition. This is true of all worthy arts and crafts, including the Game. Be a master of as many facets of this universal competence as you can in your life.
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1. Proper planning prevents piss poor performance. There is no excuse for failure due to knowing inadequate preparation.
2. Excuses are for the weak. You should have thought ahead.
3. It's money. Treat it like it's how your kids are eating.. and things will be simpler. Don't risk too much.
4. If you can't lay a drug down for 90 days at the drop of a hat because it's necessary.. you have a problem. Quit for a year on general principles.
5. Those who do not rule themselves deserve only pity. Those who do not rule themselves and don't realize it deserve only contempt.
6. That said you don't have to respect *A* customer, but you must always respect *THE* customer.
7. They bring you the bread that feeds your kin. Give good value and be grateful for the opportunity to serve.
8. Nothing in the game is worth your honor. Die with no regrets. Death is as light as a feather, duty as weighty as a mountain.
9. There are drugs, and then there are drugs. There are also people, and then there are people. Don't get them confused for each other.
10. At the heart of meditation is competence at pure cognition. This is true of all worthy arts and crafts, including the Game. Be a master of as many facets of this universal competence as you can in your life.
Damn. +1 karma for such rare and profound philosophical depth !! Is that a quote or did you put that together? Either way....very well said bro. Peace. ;D
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It's a melange of oral wisdom passed to me by various teachers and mentors, personal experience, quotes copped from samurai philosophy and other places.
The wording and arrangement is mine though.
I've been trying to turn versions of "The Rules" (which is how I think of this) into poetry for years.. but this is as close to a distilled version as I've gotten.