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Market => Rumor mill => Topic started by: Starlight Express on July 16, 2012, 02:00 am

Title: *** THE STARLIGHT EXPRESS PERSONAL STASH CONTEST ***
Post by: Starlight Express on July 16, 2012, 02:00 am
Cuz I love you wonderful customers (except for the one that burned me - fuq u, i hope you forever smoke MSM and baby formula) - I have decided to give away some product.

To make it a little more fair and not a winner-right-place-right-time kinda thing - I have decided to make this a little more fun.

I am giving away two (2) half gram bundles, with free USPS Priority shipping, to whoever gets closest to guessing how much is in my personal bag.

The game is similar to the price is right.  Below are high res pictures of what was in my personal stash bag.  The closest 2 people that gets the closest to the weight of the product -- without going over -- wins the opportunity to smoke/shoot/snort/eat/analsuppository/putintheeyelid this yummy product that a certain customer said "holy mother of god, instant wetness!" after trying it.

One guess per user - you have to be active with your forum account and have a SR account :)  (no new accounts).  Any duplicate guesses in this thread will negate your previous guess. (I go by your last guess)  No cheating necessary, lets have some fun for a change, eh?

My scale goes to the thousandths - it can weight 0.123g.  It has been calibrated right before weight, and i pushed the tare button with just the plastic tray and quarter on the scale.  I took a picture of the product on the scale showing the weight - so this is a fair contest. :)

No cost to enter contest.  Contest ends MONDAY - 11:59PM pacific time.  Oh, and US only please.  I don't ship overseas yet.

http://xfq5l5p4g3eyrct7.onion/upload/fd17912a7dfec060fe081575dd49505e.jpg

http://xfq5l5p4g3eyrct7.onion/upload/0b781fb201f3257ff60a7cc981327aa3.jpg

The only hint I'll offer -- is that this is a personal bag.  I wouldn't carry 10g's, thats insane.  (well, maybe its not my real personal bag, cuz who wants to get caught riding dirty?)

Thank you silkroad :)  and good luck.

(I'm almost done packing orders, then I'm off to punch the clown while reading this juicy PM.)

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Title: Re: *** THE STARLIGHT EXPRESS PERSONAL STASH CONTEST ***
Post by: KaleidescopeVision on July 16, 2012, 02:10 am
6.695g i  can link sr acc when results come
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Post by: Mr. California on July 16, 2012, 02:40 am
I'll guess 3.86 grams.  8)
Title: Re: *** THE STARLIGHT EXPRESS PERSONAL STASH CONTEST ***
Post by: Starlight Express on July 16, 2012, 02:50 am
To make sure everyone gets a chance -- i'm going to change the deadline to Monday night - 11:59pm pacific time :)

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Post by: blowdrobro on July 16, 2012, 02:53 am
6.67, Bob lol.
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Post by: dkmonk on July 16, 2012, 02:55 am
5.659
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Post by: tpc on July 16, 2012, 02:56 am
I guess that's about 8.25 grams
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Post by: mochill on July 16, 2012, 02:56 am
I'm going to guess 2.69 grams... though I can't win.
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Post by: midlandsmafia on July 16, 2012, 03:03 am
8.999 g
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Post by: jh0000n on July 16, 2012, 03:22 am
I have to say 5.5 g
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Post by: EzzeeK on July 16, 2012, 03:40 am
7.41g
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Post by: LetMyPeopleGo on July 16, 2012, 06:21 am
4.565  ::)
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Post by: Vinnyg007 on July 16, 2012, 06:23 am
7.625
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Post by: link1986 on July 16, 2012, 09:02 am
7 even
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Post by: KaleidescopeVision on July 16, 2012, 09:22 am
P.S  I want your listings to be up! gah!
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Post by: theshowcase on July 16, 2012, 12:22 pm
Awesome contest. I'll say thats about 8.2 grams
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Post by: AnteDiluvian on July 16, 2012, 01:05 pm
6.098
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Post by: dayday on July 16, 2012, 02:00 pm
To test the theory of intelligence in the crowd, eg, to guess the amount of sweets in a jar if all guesses are averaged it will be close to the amount in the jar.

So I add up the total of all guesses and divide by the number of guesses .
Total = 89.221
No Guesses = 14

So my guess is  6.3729285714285714285714285714286
Title: Re: *** THE STARLIGHT EXPRESS PERSONAL STASH CONTEST ***
Post by: harpua25 on July 16, 2012, 05:33 pm
4.600
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Post by: KaleidescopeVision on July 16, 2012, 05:51 pm
It can not be over. OP states that in his post.
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Post by: Mishrume on July 16, 2012, 06:40 pm
7.349 grams
Title: Re: *** THE STARLIGHT EXPRESS PERSONAL STASH CONTEST ***
Post by: harpua25 on July 16, 2012, 07:04 pm
It can not be over. OP states that in his post.

D'oh.    ::)

In that case I'm amending my guess.
Title: Re: *** THE STARLIGHT EXPRESS PERSONAL STASH CONTEST ***
Post by: freethinker1978 on July 16, 2012, 09:17 pm
7.205 gr


I want to win this.. Thanks :)


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Post by: KaleidescopeVision on July 16, 2012, 09:19 pm
 8) Holy darth vaders do I want to win this.
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Post by: EzzeeK on July 16, 2012, 11:51 pm
I'm excited!  This is the best contest yet even if I don't win.
Title: Re: *** THE STARLIGHT EXPRESS PERSONAL STASH CONTEST ***
Post by: Mr. California on July 17, 2012, 02:03 am
To test the theory of intelligence in the crowd, eg, to guess the amount of sweets in a jar if all guesses are averaged it will be close to the amount in the jar.

So I add up the total of all guesses and divide by the number of guesses .
Total = 89.221
No Guesses = 14

So my guess is  6.3729285714285714285714285714286

Sneaky little devil...  ;)
Title: Re: *** THE STARLIGHT EXPRESS PERSONAL STASH CONTEST ***
Post by: Moronontherun on July 17, 2012, 06:49 am
3.23
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Post by: jpinkman on July 17, 2012, 06:58 am
Just playing the odds. Sorry harpua.  :o

4.601
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Post by: xsasr on July 17, 2012, 07:05 am
8.504g

SR account: xs
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Post by: harpua25 on July 17, 2012, 07:35 am
Just playing the odds. Sorry harpua.  :o

4.601

Bastard!  And only two minutes before the deadline.  You couldn't have gone 4.610 at least?    ;)

Actually, if you won then I have a feeling I did too.

So what's it weigh, SE?

Title: Re: *** THE STARLIGHT EXPRESS PERSONAL STASH CONTEST ***
Post by: Starlight Express on July 17, 2012, 07:58 am
1 minute -- uploading picture and computing winners :)

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Title: Re: *** THE STARLIGHT EXPRESS PERSONAL STASH CONTEST ***
Post by: Starlight Express on July 17, 2012, 08:20 am
** WINNER WINNER - they can skip eating dinner! **

http://xfq5l5p4g3eyrct7.onion/upload/36e7dab09930e06764301f9705666ef2.jpg

midlandsmafia's guess of 8.999 and xsasr last minute entry of 8.504 put them the closest to the 9.270g's my personal stash weighed.  They both just got PM's announcing their personal bags just got 0.5g's heavier - with the yummy sauce that gave sickgirl the drippy sex feelings.

With that, here within the hour - I will be posting the listings for that same sauce.  Supplies are limited (my supplier decided today would be a good time to go on fucking vacation, go figure) - so don't let sickgirl buy the 'ginie tinglin' goodness - get some for your own enjoyment.

This was a lot of fun - I just have to come up with more ways to win that keep it fun :)  Thanks SR - I really enjoy being a vendor, and being a part of this community.  (now if a brotha could get his forum account upgraded to the vendor status, that'd be awesome)

Another contest coming soon :)  Feel free to PM if you have any questions/requests.

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Title: Re: *** THE STARLIGHT EXPRESS PERSONAL STASH CONTEST ***
Post by: jpinkman on July 17, 2012, 08:28 am

With that, here within the hour - I will be posting the listings for that same sauce.  Supplies are limited (my supplier decided today would be a good time to go on fucking vacation, go figure) - so don't let sickgirl buy the 'ginie tinglin' goodness - get some for your own enjoyment.

This was a lot of fun - I just have to come up with more ways to win that keep it fun :)  Thanks SR - I really enjoy being a vendor, and being a part of this community.  (now if a brotha could get his forum account upgraded to the vendor status, that'd be awesome)

Another contest coming soon :)  Feel free to PM if you have any questions/requests.

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WTF was that red herring of a "hint" you gave of 10 grams being insane?!? That's no fair.  >:(

It looked like a shitload of glass, that's for sure. But it was hard not way underestimate it given your *assistance*. :)
Title: Re: *** THE STARLIGHT EXPRESS PERSONAL STASH CONTEST ***
Post by: harpua25 on July 17, 2012, 08:29 am
So 10g is "insane," but 9.270g is exact.    ???

Nice misdirection.
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Post by: jpinkman on July 17, 2012, 08:31 am
Yeah, should have went with my gut instead of my head. :(
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Post by: Starlight Express on July 17, 2012, 08:37 am
WTF was that red herring of a "hint" you gave of 10 grams being insane?!? That's no fair.  >:(

It looked like a shitload of glass, that's for sure. But it was hard not way underestimate it given your *assistance*. :)

:)  What's that say for the winners?  "10g's insane, but fuck it, he's gotta be close?"

the quarter was there for scale :)


So 10g is "insane," but 9.270g is exact.    ???

Nice misdirection.

with that scale, everything's exact! :D

One day I'm going to have enough inventory to do this contest with a bathroom scale.  Then the misdirection would be like "i would never use a back belt to carry my personal bag - thats way too much."

:)

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Title: Re: *** THE STARLIGHT EXPRESS PERSONAL STASH CONTEST ***
Post by: xsasr on July 17, 2012, 08:45 am
awesome! i noticed the pile was about the same size as my mp3 player... looked up the weight on Amazon and divided by 20 to account for the density  8)

(and yeah, that's exactly the kind of OCD shit that goes well with some meth!)
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Post by: jpinkman on July 17, 2012, 10:08 am
awesome! i noticed the pile was about the same size as my mp3 player... looked up the weight on Amazon and divided by 20 to account for the density  8)

(and yeah, that's exactly the kind of OCD shit that goes well with some meth!)

Ah well. You deserve it then for out thinking the rest of us. Props.
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Post by: Mishrume on July 17, 2012, 06:17 pm
Haha didn't realize it was meth! My tired eyes assumed it was molly  ;D
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Post by: organon on July 18, 2012, 04:09 am
I won anyway I'm getting a gram of SE's beautiful nectar tomorrow....so even though i just saw the thread and missed out on the contest I still feel like a winner because tomorrow afternoon boy's and girls i'm gonna be riding the Starlight Express way to Heaven! ;D
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Post by: xsasr on July 31, 2012, 05:01 am
got my prize winnings there a few days ago  8)

i correctly guessed the weight, and got the 5 star starlight express treatment, direct to my door via intergallactic fedex!
really classy service, best packaging on SR, and a really nice guy too. came with a personalized business card too!

the least i can do in return is tell you guys about how awesome this product is. took a couple of bites and headed out to town, had a blast for about 8 hours straight. really clean, clear-headed vibe, i would say it's some of the best speed i've had. if you're into speed, ladies and gentlemen, then get on the motherfucking starlight express!
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Post by: xsasr on July 31, 2012, 11:57 pm
and here are the goods...

https://i.minus.com/ixvNN5kBQnq79.JPG

https://i.minus.com/iwDdbWGygsluZ.JPG

 ;D
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Post by: toejammer on August 03, 2012, 11:24 pm
that boy scout image is TOO FUCKING FUNNY!