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Market => Product requests => Topic started by: outoftime20 on August 09, 2012, 11:15 pm
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I'm looking for professional advice on women. Yes I am a loser but surely someone else would be willing to pay for this? Maybe a pdf file on how to woo them?
I just don't understand. When I was fat I could get around. Now, I work out every day and have been for months and am getting pretty buff. Women even admit I am attractive. But I have the unfortunate problem of smelling like ass, forgetting to brush my teeth, and completely lacking common sense. I did brush my teeth when I was fat at least. Anyway yeah any advice is appreciated!
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Right mate, firstly you need to start scrubbing your pegs and washing properly. That's step one. Step 2 is to be an absolute G. Step 3, put being an absolute G into practice.
Limetless has spoken. 8)
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Right mate, firstly you need to start scrubbing your pegs and washing properly. That's step one. Step 2 is to be an absolute G. Step 3, put being an absolute G into practice.
Limetless has spoken. 8)
Setp 4 = wash down steps 1 thorugh 3 with a nice fat line of some MOP and you will be on fucking fire
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And maybe a cuppa soup as well. :P
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Download this http://kat.ph/loveline-t1832719.html
listen to them, they have way more advice on women than you can possibly imagine. Heaps of people like you call the show exactly with the same problems you have. And you will learn so much its ridiculous.
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Hey man,,
I've been looking through the Tor Library recently, and they have good books
you can check the Sex section
http://am4wuhz3zifexz5u.onion/Library/English/Sex/
there is a book about attracting woman (or something like that), I haven't read any of the books, but they have good collection in other sections, so I can only suppose that the books there would be good as well.
I am just wondering why you are asking a question in SR :D ,, such things are easy to find on the clearnet.
Good luck mate
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Download this http://kat.ph/loveline-t1832719.html
listen to them, they have way more advice on women than you can possibly imagine. Heaps of people like you call the show exactly with the same problems you have. And you will learn so much its ridiculous.
Can anyone say whether this is a legit link or a virus?
Also being a G isnt very specific but thats not my problem anyway. I mean one day my best friend brought a gas mask to hang out with me because he knew I had just hit the gym and that I never shower. Just wiping my ass is a stretch for me
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Download this http://kat.ph/loveline-t1832719.html
listen to them, they have way more advice on women than you can possibly imagine. Heaps of people like you call the show exactly with the same problems you have. And you will learn so much its ridiculous.
Can anyone say whether this is a legit link or a virus?
Also being a G isnt very specific but thats not my problem anyway. I mean one day my best friend brought a gas mask to hang out with me because he knew I had just hit the gym and that I never shower. Just wiping my ass is a stretch for me
Sorry its a torrent website, just try http://kat.ph/ you will see its just a torrent search engine. The torrent file i'm referring you to is http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Loveline a radio show, used to be on 10pm-midnight all over america. And bascially anyone from the ages 8-40 would call in with their sexual or "other" problems, drugs and so many more things that people wouldn't normally see on mainstream media i.e. how heroin withdrawal actually affects a person, to people being sexual molested at the ages of 4, to advice on birth control how and when it works i.e. the female pill. But most importantly it offers people like you advice how to boost your self esteem (it will also boost your self esteem mainly because of hearing about other people's problems and thanking Christ that you don't have those problems) and what to do in your situation. Basically i cannot express it as well as Adam Carolla does. But the basic advice is 18-27yr old males are so different to women its a joke, we are on the complete opposite spectrum, and all you gotta do is focus on yourself and improve yourself, and don't even worry about the girls. If you have a shitty job where there are no chicks i.e. construction (or you didn't go to college/university), then you just gotta work your ass off and focus on yourself then the girls will be attracted to you. The next step is jump in at the deep end, ask girls out straight away, never get into friendville because there is no escape from there.
That is just the tip of the iceberg, the file is 40 GB of about 7 years of radio 1 hour and 30 min shows x 1078, put that on your ipod and listen to that instead of whatever music, you will get way more out of it than in overall lifestyle changes and generally healthier thinking than some justin bieber song. Also the co-host Dr. Drew is an addiction medicine specialist and actively works at a centre for addiction medicine and this being a a drug forum i know there is alot of people who can get some insight into their habits from Dr. Drew (he helped me stop drinking(alco for 7 years) and smoking nicotine(8 years)/pot(1 year).
Sorry about the wall of text just something i feel passionate about and if you haven't heard of loveline i strongly suggest listening to it specifically the Adam Carolla years.
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So what changed in your personal hygiene routine (brushing your teeth) when you were fat, to now you're buff? You'd smell a lot more when fat 'cause you'd sweat more = bio! Now you lost weight you thought "fuck the toothbrush"?
In a nightclub or pub or whatever, bump into a girl and spill her drink. Apologise and offer to buy her another drink. Sorted!
Or carry a kitten everywhere you go. Women love kittens! Instant ice breaker! ;p
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hahaha aww, sweetie, you need to brush your teeth!! Or at least use lots of listerine and chew lots of good smelling gum all the time! And just make it a priority to shower after you work out. You could try out some different colognes and figure out which one works best for you (just make sure it's something subtle and not too overpowering). Ohh, and use Axe for deodorant. Girls really like the smell of it lol.
As for picking up women, confidence is a must and cockiness is a plus. don't be shy. i mean, you said you got around when you were heavier, so it just sounds like you've got some game. you just need to bring out your inner james bond ;) you have to have that strong presence.
oh, and kittens are so cute, but i think a puppy might be a bit more ideal since you have to take them for walks moderately frequently (you don't see too many people walking their cats), and they are great conversation starters.
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Well with a kitten at least you can ask "is this your pussy?" ;p
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Lets see where I live it seems that no matter how absolutely disgusting you are, if you wear an Ed Hardy shirt, have a crappy kitchen scratch tribal tattoo, or listen to toby keith and brad paisley then you can sleep with any woman you want. Not that the selection is that great though :)
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get down with opp......
for real !
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Lets see where I live it seems that no matter how absolutely disgusting you are, if you wear an Ed Hardy shirt, have a crappy kitchen scratch tribal tattoo, or listen to toby keith and brad paisley then you can sleep with any woman you want. Not that the selection is that great though :)
I have no idea what any of that means.
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Limitless - that in itself says that you are cooler than every single person I know. If you have ever been to www.peopleofwalmart.com I can guarantee about 70% of those pictures were taken at a Walmart within a 50 mile radius of me.
I wish I lived in a foreign country with an accent and was all cultured and stuff like you do/are. Wait I guess it wouldn't be foreign or an accent if I lived there. I mean if you wanted to, you could pretty easily go to so many awesome countries far more easily than me across the pond. All I can do is trust that the maps I look at and what people tell me are true and that Europe does exist.
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Well in that case I'm cold as ice because it was like you were talkin Swedish mate lol. :P
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The best way to get women is to not want them, it sounds strange but it's very very true.
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Ok problem solved. I mean when I walk around I see women turning heads but yesterday when one got near me she literally lifted her shirt to her nose and covered it...
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Ok problem solved. I mean when I walk around I see women turning heads but yesterday when one got near me she literally lifted her shirt to her nose and covered it...
Yeah that's not a good sign bruv, I highly recommend Original Source Mint & Tee Tree. Makes you feel like a new man.