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Discussion => Newbie discussion => Topic started by: DMTelf on July 24, 2013, 12:27 pm

Title: Postman appreciation thread
Post by: DMTelf on July 24, 2013, 12:27 pm
The best drug dealer I have had for the last eight years hands down is my postman. Not only is he reliable unlike most dealers, he never asks any questions, comes at the same time each day, and even leaves my goodies in a holding store for me if I'm out.

In eight years of receiving about 200-300 research chemicals and drugs from UK>UK and from china and worldwide in general I've never once had a package go missing or be intercepted by customs.

Big up!
Title: Re: Postman appreciation thread
Post by: joolz on July 24, 2013, 12:32 pm
big up the posties ma bruva,zzz

thank you postie without you we would have all starved under thatcher without the giros(even during the dwp strike)  ??? imagine that in dartford or all saints (rd) too  :-\   dam
thank you.. our friends (posties)  ;D we survived with your help
 ;)
Title: Re: Postman appreciation thread
Post by: dmtechnics on July 24, 2013, 12:40 pm
hey there mister postman....
thanks for always being so helpful, waiting on a parcel that should arrive today and its real stormy so the post flap on the door keeps blowing open and making a noise making me run downstairs in anticipation of an ounce of lovely weed only to find that theres nothing there but the wind, I keep falling for it, each time saying no i'll wait a bit its only the wind, but is it, shit better run and check, must have fooled me 7 or 8 times now
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Post by: TheCostelloGroup on July 24, 2013, 12:50 pm
I gave my postman an expensive bottle of wine at christmas just because he's flawless every single time he delivers those cute little drugs through my door!
Title: Re: Postman appreciation thread
Post by: babypowder on July 24, 2013, 01:46 pm
LOL!Good topic guys,i've always wanted to thank the postman for delivering my goods to my doorstep faithfully.So a BIG FUCKING THANKS!!Maybe i should take the advice from the above poster..some nice wine perhaps!!

bp
Title: Re: Postman appreciation thread
Post by: DMTelf on July 24, 2013, 01:50 pm
I gave my postman an expensive bottle of wine at christmas just because he's flawless every single time he delivers those cute little drugs through my door!

Aww what a nice gesture :) I bet he had no idea what his real role was ;D
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Post by: RodgerTheDodger on July 24, 2013, 02:37 pm
Thank you my loyal postman. where all my other local dealers fail, you prevail :)
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Post by: Illuminatrix on July 24, 2013, 03:10 pm
All hail the Stagecoach Carrier that is the United States Postal Services
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Post by: BizittyNikkelz on July 24, 2013, 03:16 pm
Thank you Mr. Postman. You're right, he is a truly amazing drug middleman ;)
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Post by: freecondomsale on July 24, 2013, 04:11 pm
I love my postman too.  I don't like his boss though.  The postman giveth, the bossman taketh away.
Title: Re: Postman appreciation thread
Post by: cojack on July 24, 2013, 04:23 pm
I even heard a story about a mailman writing "SR LOL!!!" on a package (he prolly just saw a package with a bunch of stamps from california or something). A young guy that drives that little jeep looking thing like a hot rod. Everyone told him that the mailman must be his drug dealer! Doesn't get any better than your mailman knowing and not caring.