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Discussion => Off topic => Topic started by: PuertoRico on July 22, 2013, 06:55 pm
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This started as a product request but I am not sure of the product i am requesting so thought i'd slapped it up in the main discussion for some answers.
I a looking for some heavy duty pharmaceutical banned substance that gives you a donkey slong without too much side affects or needing to top it up.
Ive heard of the infamous penis pump and I know pornstars use viagra for the performance but what about just generally wangin' out?
If roids shrink ya balls then is there a drug that increases the shaft?
I know you all been thinking about it.. and before sum1 says it, I dont have a small dick! its average, just like most average people who watch porn and think jesus christ the black dude wud probably kill my girlfriend.
I dont want a horse sized pole, just a donkey sized slong? Let me know im sure the Chinese have something for this, they have something for everything.
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Tie your dick to a cinder block and throw said cinder block off a bridge
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The classic Mexican bridge stretch method.
Its a myth I am afraid, although it can if done correctly stretch your cock the results dont last long and at maximum stretch or after completing the method you have little chance of using the snake like beast.
Unfortunately I was a bridge bandit, it gave me the temp stretch before almost ripping my cock off and thats why im here looking for heavy duty porno pills.
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google jelking.
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There is no drug that does this. Some steroids can shrink your nuts because they can cause testicular atrophy. It's reversible and can be avoided by using HCG.
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I am an Asian I need all the help I can get.
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this thread has me DYING bro, i have never once laughed so hard at an SR topic. PROPS +1
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DO NOT TAKE PENIS ENLARGEMENT PILLS.
LOL. Funny but im being serious...
You could have a boner for than 4 hours, and it can cause a health risk.
and they have to slit ur balls a little bit and let the blood drain out.
OR
they give u counter acting pills...
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Research it..
but, gotta to admit hah,
this was a first.
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Medical science will have a pill for this soon I bet
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we could have a cure for cancer.. but instead we have viagra and lavitra and kamagra and cialis and... penis research has had enough time, lets give the diseases a chance.
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hey now we'll get to curing cancer in due time. first things first we need those 14-inch shlong pills!
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but what if the massive shlong pills cause heart attacks and cancer, like the rest of the pharms on the market for all of 10 minutes before someone dies these days? THEN WE'LL HAVE MASSIVE SHLONG CANCER TOO! and no cure for it :(
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we could have a cure for cancer.. but instead we have viagra and lavitra and kamagra and cialis and... penis research has had enough time, lets give the diseases a chance.
This! OMG this!
Why you boys are always so obsessed with the size of your tallywackers is beyond me and most girls I know. Honestly I'd much rather have an average size knob on someone with a bit of stamina!
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we could have a cure for cancer.. but instead we have viagra and lavitra and kamagra and cialis and... penis research has had enough time, lets give the diseases a chance.
This! OMG this!
Why you boys are always so obsessed with the size of your tallywackers is beyond me and most girls I know. Honestly I'd much rather have an average size knob on someone with a bit of stamina!
So you're saying that before they get around to diseases, Pfizer should research cock stamina drugs? ;)
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we could have a cure for cancer.. but instead we have viagra and lavitra and kamagra and cialis and... penis research has had enough time, lets give the diseases a chance.
This! OMG this!
Why you boys are always so obsessed with the size of your tallywackers is beyond me and most girls I know. Honestly I'd much rather have an average size knob on someone with a bit of stamina!
So you're saying that before they get around to diseases, Pfizer should research cock stamina drugs? ;)
Of course. At least if you are in business just for the profit and that is what these pharmaceutical companies are all about, profit. We already have a cure for some cancers and it lies in cannabis. I'm sure we know the cure to many others and they may possibly be something within cannabis too. You make a lot more money by not releasing the cure. Just like they did with polio. You make a lot more money by selling cold medicines, HIV medicines and cancer meds than you do by having a medicine that cures them. So from a business standpoint it would be much better to keep releasing erectile dysfunction medications and medications to prolong diseased peoples lives than to release cures for diseases.
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we could have a cure for cancer.. but instead we have viagra and lavitra and kamagra and cialis and... penis research has had enough time, lets give the diseases a chance.
This! OMG this!
Why you boys are always so obsessed with the size of your tallywackers is beyond me and most girls I know. Honestly I'd much rather have an average size knob on someone with a bit of stamina!
So you're saying that before they get around to diseases, Pfizer should research cock stamina drugs? ;)
Absolutely not! What I am saying is that you boys should spend less time worrying about the size of your cocks and more time on perfecting your techniques! :-*
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we could have a cure for cancer.. but instead we have viagra and lavitra and kamagra and cialis and... penis research has had enough time, lets give the diseases a chance.
This! OMG this!
Why you boys are always so obsessed with the size of your tallywackers is beyond me and most girls I know. Honestly I'd much rather have an average size knob on someone with a bit of stamina!
So you're saying that before they get around to diseases, Pfizer should research cock stamina drugs? ;)
Of course. At least if you are in business just for the profit and that is what these pharmaceutical companies are all about, profit. We already have a cure for some cancers and it lies in cannabis. I'm sure we know the cure to many others and they may possibly be something within cannabis too. You make a lot more money by not releasing the cure. Just like they did with polio. You make a lot more money by selling cold medicines, HIV medicines and cancer meds than you do by having a medicine that cures them. So from a business standpoint it would be much better to keep releasing erectile dysfunction medications and medications to prolong diseased peoples lives than to release cures for diseases.
See you can tell old Jackie boy is a true business man, and he's absolutely right. ;)
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unfortunately you're quite right, jack.. the pharm industry does indeed make much more money treating symptoms than coming up with a cure, and they're the ones funding the research on the drugs, so... cures are less helpful to those who pay to for the research. :( sad but true.
at least we can all have 6hour boners. who can be sad with a 14inch 6hour boner? until you need the priapism stinted and drained of blood and then the drugs give you a heart attack.. oh, damn. :(
and actually, Tramadol is sometimes prescribed off-label for premature ejaculation.
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Fact: 84.6% of bitches on SR forums are LEO
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Goddammit we'll get to cancer once I get my 14-inch long, 8-hour erection, 0 sec refractory period and multiple orgasms. Where are your priorities???
@Jack, marijuana cures cancer? ???
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@Jack, marijuana cures cancer? ???
You can use hash oil and various cannabis tinctures topically to various types of skin cancer. Cannabis also kills of old cells that may become or have bcome cancerous. I have been too busy to keep up with any new research. It's been years. Google around. Many places, especially the US have not been allowed to study it until recently. There has been a lot of groundbreaking research surrounding cannabis in the last few years.
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Fact: 84.6% of bitches on SR forums are LEO
Probably truth. Good thing I don't fit into that percentage though. ;)
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There are no pills that make your dick bigger. There are a few that increase bloodflow that will give you raging erections, but nothing can really make your dick "grow". There is, however, penis enlargement exercises that you can do (ie; jeqling), but it is extremely long term and you can end up doing a lot of long-term damage to your dick.
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@Jack, marijuana cures cancer? ???
You can use hash oil and various cannabis tinctures topically to various types of skin cancer. Cannabis also kills of old cells that may become or have bcome cancerous. I have been too busy to keep up with any new research. It's been years. Google around. Many places, especially the US have not been allowed to study it until recently. There has been a lot of groundbreaking research surrounding cannabis in the last few years.
there are compounds in marijuana that have been shown to stunt and even reverse the progression of some kinds of cancers. but of course, since the pharmaceutical companies can't stop everyone from growing pot/can't fully control the industry itself, that information isn't as strongly researched as it should be, or made very available to the public. like jack said though, there's been more recently.
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@Jack, marijuana cures cancer? ???
You can use hash oil and various cannabis tinctures topically to various types of skin cancer. Cannabis also kills of old cells that may become or have bcome cancerous. I have been too busy to keep up with any new research. It's been years. Google around. Many places, especially the US have not been allowed to study it until recently. There has been a lot of groundbreaking research surrounding cannabis in the last few years.
there are compounds in marijuana that have been shown to stunt and even reverse the progression of some kinds of cancers. but of course, since the pharmaceutical companies can't stop everyone from growing pot/can't fully control the industry itself, that information isn't as strongly researched as it should be, or made very available to the public. like jack said though, there's been more recently.
Governments were also not allowing scientists to research cannabis do to the way that it is schedule one. Countries other than the US started allowing some scientists to study it. That is why we are starting to get some of this groundbreaking research done. :)
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Fact: 84.6% of bitches on SR forums are LEO
Probably truth. Good thing I don't fit into that percentage though. ;)
Don't wink at me, bitch.
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we could have a cure for cancer.. but instead we have viagra and lavitra and kamagra and cialis and... penis research has had enough time, lets give the diseases a chance.
This! OMG this!
Why you boys are always so obsessed with the size of your tallywackers is beyond me and most girls I know. Honestly I'd much rather have an average size knob on someone with a bit of stamina!
So you're saying that before they get around to diseases, Pfizer should research cock stamina drugs? ;)
Cock stamina drugs are already on the market. They are called MDPV and crystal meth. Jack has the MDPV, look to him for your dick drugs.
What about that don't have the side effect of tweaking for 12 hours or shriveling up your wee wee?
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My cock is giant. In fact many women have said that couldnt handle it. I need a drug to help shrink my cock.
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So its not about the size of the hammer its the nail your hitting it with? Too bigger hammer you could break the nail, too bigger nail you just hit it for longer or go to bed.
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Fact: 84.6% of bitches on SR forums are LEO
Probably truth. Good thing I don't fit into that percentage though. ;)
Don't wink at me, bitch.
Okay :-*
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This will help you for free unless you invest in the products which they endorse as well. The guy who runs the site has gone from 5.25" to a little over 7.5" (forgot width) but it takes many months to years of consistency and discipline. Many fail due to the instant gratification and expectations of common folk. There are muscle fibers within your mangland that react the very same way as bodybuilding your biceps would be. Micro tearing and allowing recovery to rebuild the tissues bigger, longer, stronger is very possible if not inevitable.
http://www.goodlookingloser.com/exercises-to-increase-penis/ (http://www.goodlookingloser.com/exercises-to-increase-penis/)
You can also find logs of guys running the Bathmate + SizeGenetics + Jelqing + Manual Stretching within the forums on the site if you require more proof of results.
As far as pharms for increasing genetic potential, I think I read he endorsed using Cialis with PE sessions to increase blood flow for more muscle abrasions.
If you want stamina work on kegels, reverse kegels, edging and breathing techniques. Or take opiates.
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Oh shit this thread has provided me with a great laugh with the exception of the cancer talk of course. ;D ;D
However I do wonder, is this Kenny Powders cunt going out of his way to portray himself as an asshole of Kenny Powers proportions? I must admit he plays the obnoxious, arrogant asshole role pretty convincingly, don't you think? He's whole vernacular seems like it's dialogue straight from the TV show. He's quite entertaining for someone who prides himself on coming across as a dead-set cunt.
Kenny, do you treat your customers the same way as you treat people as a general rule? ???
How the fuck do you get anyone coming back for repeat business? Unless your clientele consists of people who enjoy be insulted by someone who acts like they should be greatful for having the privilege of being able to buy from you at all.
Don't get me wrong I've found you as equally as entertaining as I've found you to be an obnoxious asshole. I'm sure you hear it all the time huh? ???
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Paying customers on SR get nice, attentive, ass-kissing Kenny.
Money can buy anything, but mostly just good pussy.
Freeloading, aspergers-having, meth smoking, never done nothing in real life, poopy butt, sheep fucking buckets of forum scum - you get this.....
My pure, unadulterated, tangy cock.
Nothing more, nothing less.
8)
Kiss my tangy white ass,
Kenny 'FAQ? MORE LIKE FAQ YOU' Powders
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Instead of investing in snake oil.. You should have a read through kama sutra.
If you can read though the crazy culture shit.. It goes on to explain this:
If you have a small dick, find a woman with a slim hole.. And vice versa.. If you are hung like a Rhino, then find a woman with a big gape.
Pretty simple fucking math to me, bob.
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Oh shit this thread has provided me with a great laugh with the exception of the cancer talk of course. ;D ;D
However I do wonder, is this Kenny Powders cunt going out of his way to portray himself as an asshole of Kenny Powers proportions? I must admit he plays the obnoxious, arrogant asshole role pretty convincingly, don't you think? He's whole vernacular seems like it's dialogue straight from the TV show. He's quite entertaining for someone who prides himself on coming across as a dead-set cunt.
Kenny, do you treat your customers the same way as you treat people as a general rule? ???
How the fuck do you get anyone coming back for repeat business? Unless your clientele consists of people who enjoy be insulted by someone who acts like they should be greatful for having the privilege of being able to buy from you at all.
Don't get me wrong I've found you as equally as entertaining as I've found you to be an obnoxious asshole. I'm sure you hear it all the time huh? ???
He has 3 transactions and has been a vendor for 18 days, I don't think he has many "customers" to serve anyways. The guy is clearly an egotistical internet troll who thinks he's god. Either that or he had some serious daddy issues as a kid and still hasn't gotten over them. I laugh at most of his posts now, I actually find them funny 8)
His posts, not him. I would never laugh at a fucking slimy weasel
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^^ LOL at this, you mad! ;D
"The guy is clearly an egotistical internet troll who thinks he's god. Either that or he had some serious daddy issues as a kid and still hasn't gotten over them." = Kenny Powders, yes. What's your point amigo?
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I am an Asian I need all the help I can get.
I lost my balls tripping on your acid. i need help as well.
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^^ LOL at this, you mad! ;D
"The guy is clearly an egotistical internet troll who thinks he's god. Either that or he had some serious daddy issues as a kid and still hasn't gotten over them." = Kenny Powders, yes. What's your point amigo?
Ive got nothing to be mad about, im simply pointing out the obvious
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I pulled on my cock to stretch it since I was a kid. Thank God I did - now I have an average cock. What if I hadn't stretched it? I might have a tiny one!
BTW if you have a tiny one then date Asian chicks. Like a tiny-ass Philapina, she will rock your world.
I banged this one itty-bitty girl from Spain. She was a doctor and I blew my wad in her and she was like, "I wanted you to pull out!"
I probably have a 20 year old Spanish kid somewhere. I was fertile as fuck back then...
But yeah. Pull your cock.
Modzi