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Discussion => Off topic => Topic started by: carilitobrigante on May 22, 2012, 07:20 am

Title: Anyone willing to "scare" someone for a price?
Post by: carilitobrigante on May 22, 2012, 07:20 am
A total middle aged loser family guy ripped off a friend of a mine for a LOT of money.  He lives in orange county, california.  Total thief.

My friend would like a couple guys to go to his house, knock on door and put a "scare" in him to pay up.  Obviously nothing serious.  Perhaps threaten him and his family if he dares to go cops about this (obviously fake as well).

Anyone?  Thx.
Title: Re: Anyone willing to "scare" someone for a price?
Post by: carilitobrigante on May 22, 2012, 07:21 am
oh yeah pm me, so i'll immediately get it.  thx.
Title: Re: Anyone willing to "scare" someone for a price?
Post by: Gary Oak on May 22, 2012, 08:31 am
I scared my niece pretty badly this one year on Halloween, so I guess I could probably accomplish this for $5,000? Sound good? :D
Title: Re: Anyone willing to "scare" someone for a price?
Post by: 34tuforlunch on May 22, 2012, 08:40 am
Light his car on fire, I hate people who steal and if I lived nearby I would happily do it myself for free.
Title: Re: Anyone willing to "scare" someone for a price?
Post by: Stormtrooper420 on May 22, 2012, 08:58 am
LOL send me $2500 out of escrow and I will take your money and scare someone even better than Gary Oak! I have worked at a haunted house :)

Best Regards,
Stormtrooper
Title: Re: Anyone willing to "scare" someone for a price?
Post by: Gary Oak on May 22, 2012, 09:07 am
Hey now I'm a super scary dude stormtrooper420, you don't even know! :'(
Title: Re: Anyone willing to "scare" someone for a price?
Post by: Stormtrooper420 on May 22, 2012, 09:14 am
haha you're right, I can tell by your picture that you are scary! lol just kidding mate lol I don't know why people ask these questions on the road lol

Best Regards,
Stormtrooper
Title: Re: Anyone willing to "scare" someone for a price?
Post by: Ksimo05 on May 22, 2012, 04:59 pm
By scare do you mean beat the shit out of him put a bag over his head and drop him in another state loll
Title: Re: Anyone willing to "scare" someone for a price?
Post by: candorean on May 22, 2012, 05:08 pm
1. Buy Domino's pizza
2. Dose it with LSD or various fun psychedelics (datura extraction for those inclined)
3. Dress up like pizzaman, deliver to his house.  When he says he didn't buy any pizza, say  it must be a mistake but offer it to him "on the house"
4. ? ? ?
5. Profit

Or if someone decides to break into his house, drop some LSD in his milk
Title: Re: Anyone willing to "scare" someone for a price?
Post by: Caparino on May 22, 2012, 05:13 pm
1. Buy Domino's pizza
2. Dose it with LSD or various fun psychedelics (datura extraction for those inclined)
3. Dress up like pizzaman, deliver to his house.  When he says he didn't buy any pizza, say  it must be a mistake but offer it to him "on the house"
4. ? ? ?
5. Profit

Or if someone decides to break into his house, drop some LSD in his milk

Better yet. Get a group of friends to repeat this throughout the night while he's already tripping. He'll freak the fuck out and by the morning will be completely convinced that he's crazy.
Title: Re: Anyone willing to "scare" someone for a price?
Post by: SpoonyBard on May 22, 2012, 07:56 pm
My friend would like a couple guys to go to his house, knock on door and put a "scare" in him to pay up.  Obviously nothing serious.  Perhaps threaten him and his family if he dares to go cops about this (obviously fake as well).

This is awesome! It sounds totally hilarious. Especially the part where the guy's a crazy loon with a gun on him, flips the fuck out over scary people threatening him at his house, and shoots somebody in the head!

What a terrific prank.  Man, I can't wait to see the look on the guy's face when he finds out it was just a joke.  And hey -- I might get to, since he could have a $100 surveillance camera pointed at his front porch!  Even if no one gets hurt, seeing your buddies perform will be comic gold.  I'm sure the cops will think so too; they'll be making popcorn at the station and watching it over and over. 

The YouTube video will be a hit, and then you and your friend will get to come up on stage and talk all about how you did it on America's Funniest Dumbass Felonies.  After you get paroled.

--So yeah, definitely, go for it.  And then come back and tell us how much fun it was to threaten some guy's life and family.  Nothing could possibly go wrong!
Title: Re: Anyone willing to "scare" someone for a price?
Post by: Knomo on May 22, 2012, 11:11 pm
1. Buy Domino's pizza
2. Dose it with LSD or various fun psychedelics (datura extraction for those inclined)
3. Dress up like pizzaman, deliver to his house.  When he says he didn't buy any pizza, say  it must be a mistake but offer it to him "on the house"
4. ? ? ?
5. Profit

Or if someone decides to break into his house, drop some LSD in his milk

Better yet. Get a group of friends to repeat this throughout the night while he's already tripping. He'll freak the fuck out and by the morning will be completely convinced that he's crazy.

Lol, classic
Title: Re: Anyone willing to "scare" someone for a price?
Post by: Limetless on May 22, 2012, 11:14 pm
Lol chuck me 100BTC and all hit details and I'll send him an email that will scare the shit out of him. :P
Title: Re: Anyone willing to "scare" someone for a price?
Post by: _M4LW4R3_ on May 22, 2012, 11:22 pm
pm me for a serous offer 
Title: Re: Anyone willing to "scare" someone for a price?
Post by: MightyMouse on May 23, 2012, 01:21 am
1. Buy Domino's pizza
2. Dose it with LSD or various fun psychedelics (datura extraction for those inclined)
3. Dress up like pizzaman, deliver to his house.  When he says he didn't buy any pizza, say  it must be a mistake but offer it to him "on the house"
4. ? ? ?
5. Profit

Or if someone decides to break into his house, drop some LSD in his milk


now THATS useing your brain ;)