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Discussion => Philosophy, Economics and Justice => Topic started by: redalloverthelandguyhere on July 26, 2013, 10:58 am
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I usually love Fridays. Its the last day of work because I rarely work weekends.
So, today we had an easy day until some idiot customer comes back in with 'a few questions'. I get asked to deal with him. Cannot say what we make but the customer was basically puzzled over how to turn the damn machine on.
In fact, he was not only puzzled, the guy was annoying, he spent half an hour bragging about how great he was. You know the sort, full of themselves.
I have a low tolerance for idiots and realised I'd been set up. The lads and girls were laughing as they had dealt with this dingbat before.
And then, after that, I get a cup of coffee with 2 sugars. I don't take sugar.
To top it all off, I sneaked out for a joint of hash. On the way out, I get blasted with a water gun by one of the guys.
But, on a good note, I went outside and found a nice fat slug. I went to the canteen, slipped that slug onto the salad bowl of Mr Water Gun. His face was a picture. He never ate it but will now have to spend the afternoon getting wound up.
;D
On a darker note, we cannot sneak out today until around 3.00pm. Booked in till 5.00pm, so we get paid, but I like to sneak off maybe 1.30pm, get home, grab a shower, cook the evening meal and be in the pub for 7-8.00pm.
The boss is a cool guy. Bit of a cokehead (weekends only) but at least that gives us the right to smoke a sly joint with his permission as long as we get the work done and only if its not working at height (we stay sober for that shit)
Hate getting up at 5.30am for certain jobs. That means I stay sober the night before. Wish we had cars from the future which just drove us to wherever whilst we sit back, roll a joint and listen to some good music.
Wish we had robots to do the work.
Wish we had free beer and maidens with silver trays of fine bud and hash.
And wish we had cooler weather. Don't like the heat myself. We should ban that also.
I get irritable in work sometimes.
But the more you look at the clock the longer it seems.
I took the clock off our rest room wall. Should have stuck it up tjhe bosses ass.
I hate his pet dog also. It frayed my sleeves on my shirt.
Bah!
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I have a low tolerance for idiots and realised I'd been set up.
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Hate getting up at 5.30am for certain jobs. That means I stay sober the night before. Wish we had cars from the future which just drove us to wherever whilst we sit back, roll a joint and listen to some good music.
Wish we had robots to do the work.
Wish we had free beer and maidens with silver trays of fine bud and hash. [FUCK YES, this would make the world a better place!!!]
And wish we had cooler weather. Don't like the heat myself. We should ban that also.
I get irritable in work sometimes.
But the more you look at the clock the longer it seems.
I took the clock off our rest room wall. Should have stuck it up tjhe bosses ass.
I hate his pet dog also. It frayed my sleeves on my shirt.
Bah!
So much truth in these sentences, I feel with you bro :)
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Thanks for reminding me why I don't have a 'normal' job anymore :)
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I actually have a pretty laid back job.
And as for smoking weed at work, I will go through a pipeful while having a cigarette break at least twice a shift. If I forget my weed and pipe, it's a rough fucking day sometimes. What is worse, is when I have everything except........
A lighter. I am the ONLY one who smokes tobacco at work, so no help from my co-workers in that department.
I also don't like having to get to bed so fucking early. If I stay up past 30 pm, that's staying up late for me. Like tonight for example.