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Discussion => Off topic => Topic started by: DomesticShrooms on July 11, 2012, 02:37 am

Title: I miss stupid college whores
Post by: DomesticShrooms on July 11, 2012, 02:37 am
I miss having anal sex with sluts in college.

Adult life sucks.

I moss fucking random 18 year old freshman whores.

I miss rolling up on my R1 with a nice piece of tail on my rearseat.

I miss  my hot slutty x gfs.

I miss 40.00. Oc 80s

I miss doing absolutely nothing in college and partying all the time.

Any hot girls want it in the ass? Anybody in a party city looking for a roomate? This life has become stale.
Title: Re: I miss stupid college whores
Post by: dkmonk on July 11, 2012, 02:44 am
Welcome to the real world man.

I remember when I was 16 and got 20 oxy 20mg's for five bucks a pop. It was the first time I did oxy's and I puked off snorting two. That same night I got laid by a slut who also fucked my two other friends. The good ol' days what everyone reminisces about.
Title: Re: I miss stupid college whores
Post by: blackend646 on July 11, 2012, 02:48 am
Dumb college whores are always the same age, and with the quality of drugs you can get a hold of I'm sure finding a nice young lady to relive your glory days with wouldn't be very difficult
Title: Re: I miss stupid college whores
Post by: ilovelsd69 on July 11, 2012, 02:52 am
HAHAHA go to university dude, that's where the whores go after college  8)
Title: Re: I miss stupid college whores
Post by: jetsnbroccoliohmy on July 11, 2012, 03:02 am
Rule nombre uno... move to a big city.  Start going to clubs that have a college calling.  Tell these sluts you have Molly.   Don't carry it with you, if you run into a LEO laugh at them.  Tell the college whores they must come back to your place.  Young bitches be on my dick 24/7 for some molly.
Title: Re: I miss stupid college whores
Post by: ilovelsd69 on July 11, 2012, 03:06 am
Rule nombre uno... move to a big city.  Start going to clubs that have a college calling.  Tell these sluts you have Molly.   Don't carry it with you, if you run into a LEO laugh at them.  Tell the college whores they must come back to your place.  Young bitches be on my dick 24/7 for some molly.

Strangely at university you can do the same with some wine  ;D
Title: Re: I miss stupid college whores
Post by: jetsnbroccoliohmy on July 11, 2012, 03:15 am
Ya well I am not old I only graduated college 3 years ago.  But I went back to my college recently and all the students thought I was like 35.  The real world can age you lol, hence the reason I stick to clubs not house / frat parties anymore I stick out too much.
Title: Re: I miss stupid college whores
Post by: DomesticShrooms on July 11, 2012, 03:24 am
I graduated from a state university in the US. I have a steady relationship, but her pussy sucks.  The relationship is great. Typically I cheat about twice a year and im happy.

I think im gonna buy a bulk domestic order of molly off here. Any suggestions?
Title: Re: I miss stupid college whores
Post by: jetsnbroccoliohmy on July 11, 2012, 03:27 am
Domestic?  Nope, get it from PF.
Title: Re: I miss stupid college whores
Post by: jetsnbroccoliohmy on July 11, 2012, 03:52 am
I graduated from a state university in the US. I have a steady relationship, but her pussy sucks.  The relationship is great. Typically I cheat about twice a year and im happy.

I think im gonna buy a bulk domestic order of molly off here. Any suggestions?

HAHA.
What do you mean her pussy sucks?
Too wide?

I was thinking the same thing... but I have had 1 bad pussy.  She was like 6'0 tall, and her pussy was so wide I could of fisted her easily, I could not cum it sucked.  It felt like I was fucking a plastic cup.  I think she either:  A:  Fucked a really large dildo daily  or B.  Her boyfriend was a horse.

Title: Re: I miss stupid college whores
Post by: ilovelsd69 on July 11, 2012, 03:58 am
I graduated from a state university in the US. I have a steady relationship, but her pussy sucks.  The relationship is great. Typically I cheat about twice a year and im happy.

I think im gonna buy a bulk domestic order of molly off here. Any suggestions?

HAHA.
What do you mean her pussy sucks?
Too wide?

I was thinking the same thing... but I have had 1 bad pussy.  She was like 6'0 tall, and her pussy was so wide I could of fisted her easily, I could not cum it sucked.  It felt like I was fucking a plastic cup.  I think she either:  A:  Fucked a really large dildo daily  or B.  Her boyfriend was a horse.

OMG 6'0 hahaha what a tall bitch !!!
Title: Re: I miss stupid college whores
Post by: gambino on July 11, 2012, 04:49 am
Take a trip to Bangkok.  It will be just like old times, with a SE Asian accent and slanted eyes.
Title: Re: I miss stupid college whores
Post by: ilovelsd69 on July 11, 2012, 04:51 am
Take a trip to Bangkok.  It will be just like old times, with a SE Asian accent.

HANGOVER 2  ;D HAHAHA
Title: Re: I miss stupid college whores
Post by: smokeweed420 on July 11, 2012, 07:32 am
im in community college right now and its amazing. lots of sluts, lots of drugs, lots of partys and not to mention easy classes  ;D