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Discussion => Newbie discussion => Topic started by: whenthetimecomes on October 06, 2013, 11:08 pm

Title: Hiring a hitman to bump myself off
Post by: whenthetimecomes on October 06, 2013, 11:08 pm
Greetings,

First time poster here; don't get me wrong I am not desperate or depressed but have thought long and hard about topping myself when I reach a certain age (see my choice of handle) and have decided to hire a professional to carry out the deed in order to execute the task properly.  Taking your own life successfully can be haphazard and often results in botched attempts so I have decided I would prefer a straightforward gunshot to the heart - which isn't easy to do yourself.

Rather than going into the deepweb I wondered if there were pros lurking on here who might fancy the task?  If you're worried about your own safety I have considered the possibility of making it look like natural causes like a heart failure if you happen to know of a technique - that way we're BOTH in the clear.

Costs - I can pay between 4 to 10k as I'm certainly no tycoon.  PM me if interested, I won't be posting again.           
Title: Re: Hiring a hitman to bump myself off
Post by: ChainsOfFreedom on October 06, 2013, 11:14 pm
do it yourself pussy
Title: Re: Hiring a hitman to bump myself off
Post by: midlandsmafia on October 06, 2013, 11:15 pm
go to your nearest building with 20+ floors and jump the fuck off
Title: Re: Hiring a hitman to bump myself off
Post by: dr.dexter on October 06, 2013, 11:24 pm
you dont mean this seriously ?

I would like to know why you dont do it some opiod overdose or stuff?....there are a lot better ways than getting killed by a hitman. WTF?!?
Title: Re: Hiring a hitman to bump myself off
Post by: doubsduces on October 06, 2013, 11:29 pm
get in contact with friendlychemist.
Title: Re: Hiring a hitman to bump myself off
Post by: NeoLex on October 06, 2013, 11:47 pm
there is a forum out there full of hitman I had the link before but... I wanted to get rid of it...

ummm
Title: Re: Hiring a hitman to bump myself off
Post by: ThisThatShit on October 07, 2013, 12:37 am
Don't shoot yourself, or have a hitman do it, do something interesting, like slit your wrist with a plastic knife, get somebody to beat you to death with a folded up NY times newspaper but if your gonna shoot yourself, go inside a chucky cheese where a bunch of kids are having a birthday party, and just do it in front of them.
Title: Re: Hiring a hitman to bump myself off
Post by: NeoLex on October 07, 2013, 12:39 am
Don't shoot yourself, or have a hitman do it, do something interesting, like slit your wrist with a plastic knife, get somebody to beat you to death with a folded up NY times newspaper but if your gonna shoot yourself, go inside a chucky cheese where a bunch of kids are having a birthday party, and just do it in front of them.


I did it for teh lulz
Title: Re: Hiring a hitman to bump myself off
Post by: sliNgBlAdee on October 07, 2013, 01:06 am
get the fuck out emmett young
Title: Re: Hiring a hitman to bump myself off
Post by: p3nd8s on October 07, 2013, 02:31 am
Smoke some DMT and re-evaluate your life.
Title: Re: Hiring a hitman to bump myself off
Post by: dr.dexter on October 07, 2013, 05:39 pm
Smoke some DMT and re-evaluate your life.

nice thought ! :D
Title: Re: Hiring a hitman to bump myself off
Post by: eyepatch44 on October 07, 2013, 08:23 pm
It was a fun thread to read...lol