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Discussion => Newbie discussion => Topic started by: SolidSnake on May 18, 2013, 05:46 am

Title: I'm just a box
Post by: SolidSnake on May 18, 2013, 05:46 am
I'm Solid Snake. I hide in boxes. I am like a package. I WILL MAIL MYSELF OUT OF THE GOD DAMN COUNTRY!!!

I HAVE MORE IN COMMON WITH INTERNET DRUGS THAN YOU.

I AM THE PENULTIMATE AND THE ULTIMATE MAN OF ALL TEMPTATIONS AND LIVATIONS.

I'm going to find the username of the rat bastard who narced on me. Motherfucker might even be vending for all I know!

Title: Re: I'm just a box
Post by: Chronos on May 18, 2013, 06:57 am
This would make a kick-ass movie.
Title: Re: I'm just a box
Post by: SolidSnake on May 23, 2013, 04:22 am
"It's just a box."

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Title: Re: I'm just a box
Post by: lsdizzle on May 23, 2013, 04:31 am
"What was that noise? Oh! A box! That certainly wasn't here before. It seems to be trembling slightly.. Oh well, nothing to see here!"
Title: Re: I'm just a box
Post by: mobius72 on May 23, 2013, 05:05 am
somebody got high!
Title: Re: I'm just a box
Post by: Taquitos on May 23, 2013, 05:08 am
Meth is one hellava drug.
Title: Re: I'm just a box
Post by: HEATFan on May 23, 2013, 05:09 am
Seriously? Another box on SR...? Well, I guess worse things have happened. Actually, this might actually be a good thing. The other box on SR is a pretty dope guy. You should say hi to him and you two can be box buddies. Its a really romantic thought actually...

BoxOfShapes
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Title: Re: I'm just a box
Post by: mobius72 on May 23, 2013, 05:13 am
lol ! hilarious
Title: Re: I'm just a box
Post by: lsdizzle on May 23, 2013, 05:20 am
If butt buddies is a slang term for gay dudes, then box buddies should be a slang term for lesbians.
Title: Re: I'm just a box
Post by: mobius72 on May 23, 2013, 05:31 am
what is this box talk?
Title: Re: I'm just a box
Post by: lsdizzle on May 23, 2013, 05:35 am
I'd explain it, but I can't be sure you have the clearance. Post your social security number, real name, address, and all bank account information (including pins) and I'll see if you're qualified.
Title: Re: I'm just a box
Post by: BruceCampbell on May 23, 2013, 06:12 am
He's quoting metal gear solid. Read his posts. OP is off his rocker and wants to flee the country.

Title: Re: I'm just a box
Post by: HEATFan on May 23, 2013, 06:13 am
He's quoting metal gear solid. Read his posts. OP is off his rocker and wants to flee the country.

No way.
Title: Re: I'm just a box
Post by: TrashBox on May 23, 2013, 07:03 am
I'm just a box.

Little 'ol me, don't let me out of your sight
I'm just a box, all pretty and petite
So don't let me have any rights

I'm just a box, lucky me :P
Title: Re: I'm just a box
Post by: BruceCampbell on May 23, 2013, 07:11 am
Little boxes on the hillside. Little boxes made of ticky tscky little boxes. On the hillside. Little boxes all the same.
Title: Re: I'm just a box
Post by: rotca on May 23, 2013, 08:01 am
Little boxes on the hillside. Little boxes made of ticky tscky little boxes. On the hillside. Little boxes all the same.

I'm sad to say that hearing those words on every episode of Weeds has made me despise them :(
Title: Re: I'm just a box
Post by: bloodsipper on May 23, 2013, 08:03 am
i wish i had a box....
Title: Re: I'm just a box
Post by: rotca on May 23, 2013, 08:04 am
i wish i had a box....

It can be arranged
Title: Re: I'm just a box
Post by: SmileCrew on May 23, 2013, 08:15 am
Dreams can come true guys.
Title: Re: I'm just a box
Post by: SealTeam6 on May 23, 2013, 08:30 am
"What was that noise? Oh! A box! That certainly wasn't here before. It seems to be trembling slightly.. Oh well, nothing to see here!"

classic
Title: Re: I'm just a box
Post by: TrashBox on May 23, 2013, 09:48 pm
Little boxes on the hillside. Little boxes made of ticky tscky little boxes. On the hillside. Little boxes all the same.

I've been locked inside your heart shaped box for weeks.
Title: Re: I'm just a box
Post by: barbequehax on May 23, 2013, 09:54 pm
Little boxes on the hillside. Little boxes made of ticky tscky little boxes. On the hillside. Little boxes all the same.

I've been locked inside your heart shaped box for weeks.

Damn, I would love to look into a heart shaped box right now...
Title: Re: I'm just a box
Post by: sentinental on May 23, 2013, 10:45 pm
What's this box doing right outside the locked facility? This wasn't here before. Better take it inside and put it in the cupboard where we keep all the guns and ammo
Title: Re: I'm just a box
Post by: BruceCampbell on May 23, 2013, 11:28 pm
Yes. Let us leave the ammo haphazardly in the corner. Put it in a big, floating, spinning box so it can easily be located. Hopefully our enemy doesn't use these caliber bullets or gets a hold of any of our guns.
Title: Re: I'm just a box
Post by: lsdizzle on May 23, 2013, 11:37 pm
Enemy? What enemy? There was an enemy 45 seconds ago, but he must be long gone by now! I mean, there are corpses on the floor and it's been 45 seconds, for fuck's sake!
Title: Re: I'm just a box
Post by: TrashBox on May 24, 2013, 01:35 am
A gun rack? I don't even own *A* gun, let alone many guns that would necessitate an entire rack. What am I gonna do with a gun rack?
Title: Re: I'm just a box
Post by: BruceCampbell on May 24, 2013, 02:14 am
I think I'll go drink some boxed wine.

I had to beat them to death with their own shoes.
Title: Re: I'm just a box
Post by: TrashBox on May 29, 2013, 09:27 pm
I need a little sugar in my bowl (box)
Title: Re: I'm just a box
Post by: goldenone on May 29, 2013, 09:38 pm
I am a box too.
Title: Re: I'm just a box
Post by: mauiguy on May 29, 2013, 09:40 pm
a trashy box at that. what;s narced on you, do you me ratted you out, dropped a dime, turned you in and anyone think of any others?
Title: Re: I'm just a box
Post by: mauiguy on May 29, 2013, 09:42 pm
fleet of foot eh?
Title: Re: I'm just a box
Post by: HEATFan on May 30, 2013, 02:21 am
I need a little sugar in my bowl (box)

How about a Popsicle?
Title: Re: I'm just a box
Post by: TrashBox on May 30, 2013, 03:43 am
I need a little sugar in my bowl (box)

How about a Popsicle?

Would take a lot more than a Popsicle to fan the HEAT off this box
Title: Re: I'm just a box
Post by: HEATFan on May 30, 2013, 03:55 am
I need a little sugar in my bowl (box)

How about a Popsicle?

Would take a lot more than a Popsicle to fan the HEAT off this box

Hmm yes... that could get messy. Sugar cane is a much better idea.