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Discussion => Off topic => Topic started by: fuckingACE on June 11, 2013, 01:48 pm
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Hey Gang!
Its Ace here from TSC (the scurvy crew)
First a lil about what we currently stock. We have three sections of available products, they are:
Our weekend kits, for those long boring weekends with nothing to do. You got your Weekend trip kit, which is trips and some hash for the comedown, you got your sexy weekend kit for you and your loverrrr to get down and dirty with, its an opium/hash mix and a romantic playlist to go with. Then you got your anti-Hangover weekend kit, which is GHB for the club and your choice of hash for when you get home (on a side note, did you know that GHB is actually really good for you?! It aids in natural HGH production and promotes a restful well balanced sleep cycle), A newcommer is our opium party kit, it contains too many individual items to list, but essentially you can turn your living room into an old school opium den for the weekend! complete with opium tea, Bayer opium, Laudanum and all!
Then you have our hash range, some of which has been disputed in many threads and feedback comments to be some of the highest quality on the road and for good reason! We go to insane lengths to get the stuff, from packing it into UAV´s to old school egg eating in Morroco! We get all the stuff from source (the farms) ourselves and its all as pure as pure can be. Currently in stock we have our Sativa hashish from Ketama Morroco, our jardallah also Morrocan, our Algerian hashish which is a newcommer, one of our customer favourites is our Pakistani pollen plaque! and soon to be introduced is our AK47 hash and Mexican culero.
We also sell Andalusian outdoor weed which is one of our TSCrew Members favourites! but more on that later.
What makes us a first stop for many SR users, we think, is our opium! We usually have Bayer opium, (currently out of stock as this years stock is still drying out, and spanish fresh opium, same thing) It will be available late this week early next. What really makes the creme de la creme is the Bayer opium, its got all our signed up members buzzing! literally. So we decided to expand on the idea this year, and that's what this freebie giveaway is gonna be about!
This year when we wen´t into the Bayer pharmaceutical camps to rob them of their yummy opium we not only did that, but based on the success of our opium last year we robbed them of most of their field. yup we drove a truck in there at midnight when we saw the guards leave to the bar (lazy bastards) took out the strimmers and took as many whole poppy plants as we could in 6 hours. normally our opium collection is a quiet affair, no lights, creeping around in the dark slicing up poppies and collecting the latex without even whispering, well the beginning of it was this year too, but we decided to take things a step further in the name of you silk roaders.
Sooo we were left with a hell of a lot of kilos of Bayer poppies, for those of you who are not familiar, Bayer poppies are GM modified poppies to contain on average 25% more of certain active alcaloids than any other poppy, that makes them very special and very hard to get... Thanks Bayer co. !
We then started experimenting with different types of things we could offer with the poppies and came up with the following list!
Bayer opium Tea listings
Bayer pod putty
Bayer Laudanum
Bayer seeds
bayer poppy straw
Bayer poppy heads
Refined or cooked Bayer opium
and of course our regular Bayer opium and Spanish fresh opium.
Slowly were getting all the listings up and the methods perfected but now were in a position to offer samples of almost all of the above in exchange for tips and reviews!
What we want is a cross section of roaders to test the differnt goods and advise on strength, taste, effects, duration rtc.. so we can quickly make the last modifying touches to them to get em perfect. For example we need to know roughly how much refined bayer opium is optimal for our laudinum, with which alcohol is mixes best, how many grams of dried poppy heads go to making the perfect tea..
SO head over to our review thread and say hello for your chance to win yourself a free sample. I´ll select the members randomly, and of course those who sign up to be TSCrewbies (TSCrew Members) by joining our official members only club get preference, its totally free to join, you just need to send a tormail to TSCREW@tormail.org with your SR username. This enables us to keep track of your purchaces so you can earn points with us, also you are the first selected for our competitions, regular giveaways andddd, your the only ones entitiled to our premiere listings and our regular reduced price listings! Also theres the added bonus that if SR ever goes down we can keep in touch!!
Bye for now!
ACE
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forgot to add our forum thread
http://dkn255hz262ypmii.onion/index.php?topic=94723
ACE
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Put a reply on thread.With any luck i will get picked and get to try opium for my first time!Thanks for the opportunity Ace!
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Hey ACE! If you are looking for samplers I would love to have a taste of the laudanum or opium put in the order I put in yesterday. I'll post again in your review thread and see if I am a winner. What a great offer, and good luck to all who enter!
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We areeeeeee, check our forum threads for details
ACE
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Jasper Jenson!..sounds like a good pirate name to me
good luck me harty.I be in the draw too ;)
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Jasper Jenson!..sounds like a good pirate name to me
good luck me harty.I be in the draw too ;)
Aye, it was me father, No Beard Jenson that gave me the moniker. He thought it sounded fierce indeed. Too bad he never gave me a nickname. He made me walk the plank when I didn't swab me quarters. Best of luck matey!
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lol you both get samples for making me giggle.
ACE
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lol you both get samples for making me giggle.
ACE
Thanks matey. And if I ever find my fathers treasure I'll give ye some doubloons. I'm looking for a large X, if you know where it is we can split the bounty.
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I've posted in the review thread. I hope to hear from you :)
-AussiePP