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Title: Does anyone else get excited when you see a USPS truck?
Post by: l0verboy on June 13, 2013, 07:26 pm
I feel like Steve from Blue's Clues when the mail runs. Even when I'm driving around, if I see Postal truck, It gives me bubbles in my stomach.
Title: Re: Does anyone else get excited when you see a USPS truck?
Post by: BruceCampbell on June 13, 2013, 08:52 pm
I want to fuck my mailcarrier. She's hot and when she hands me a box of drugs I just can't help but get an erection.
Title: Re: Does anyone else get excited when you see a USPS truck?
Post by: La Blue Girl on June 13, 2013, 08:54 pm
yes and no..

 They keep swapping out my driver for my drop location.. I think we are on number 4 or 5 just for the year 2013... I wish we could have just one person again.. I miss the old lady that never looked too close at anything.. sigh
Title: Re: Does anyone else get excited when you see a USPS truck?
Post by: l0verboy on June 14, 2013, 10:44 am
Mines been doing my route for years. I used to be the first neighborhood on the route in my old house. Now she doesn't come till 3-4 o'clock!
Title: Re: Does anyone else get excited when you see a USPS truck?
Post by: blacksmith on June 14, 2013, 05:05 pm
i get paranoid when i see one... lol
Title: Re: Does anyone else get excited when you see a USPS truck?
Post by: SealTeam6 on June 14, 2013, 05:33 pm
I love their motto, "We work for you".
Title: Re: Does anyone else get excited when you see a USPS truck?
Post by: blacksmith on June 14, 2013, 06:56 pm
LOL this usps worker posted on here and i remember him saying  "usps, We Just Dont Give a Fuck" so now i think of that as their motto.
Title: Re: Does anyone else get excited when you see a USPS truck?
Post by: TheGhosst on June 14, 2013, 07:03 pm
One time I went over to one of my one-time-use drops... someone I paid to accept the package in their name. And they like, made WAY too big of a deal of it. Like, peaking out the blinds, pacing, opening the door the SECOND the doorbell rang. I sat back and just thought "these people are ridiculous." and I was like, "here ya go thanks" paid them, handed them the address info from off the package, and walked out the door.

I find most of my drops act very casually, as if it were just any old piece of junkmail, and I've had all the same people receiving for me; except that one person and her boyfriend. So dumb... lol

You have a package coming with drugs in it... would it be best to be excited/nervous and anxious? Or poised and nonchalant? ....in the event of a Controlled Delivery?

 :D In my mind I'm always excited tho. Always.
Title: Re: Does anyone else get excited when you see a USPS truck?
Post by: SealTeam6 on June 14, 2013, 07:22 pm
LOL this usps worker posted on here and i remember him saying  "usps, We Just Dont Give a Fuck" so now i think of that as their motto.

Hilarious!
Title: Re: Does anyone else get excited when you see a USPS truck?
Post by: bigbootybitches on June 14, 2013, 07:31 pm
Even more exciting is when you see the package has arrived. Its like christmas even though you know what your getting.
Title: Re: Does anyone else get excited when you see a USPS truck?
Post by: wetdog on June 14, 2013, 07:41 pm
I'll never look at those little jeeps the same again in my life
Title: Re: Does anyone else get excited when you see a USPS truck?
Post by: TheGhosst on June 15, 2013, 01:47 am
I'll never look at those little jeeps the same again in my life

Haha, I've been calling them "the drug-delivery personnel" for 2 years now. Even when I see them in movies, or on TV, I'm like "Look! Drugs!"  ;D
Title: Re: Does anyone else get excited when you see a USPS truck?
Post by: REMsleep on June 15, 2013, 01:52 am
or disappointed when they come and leave without giving you a package.  Then you sit and stress for 24 hours until the next day and repeat if package isnt delivered then when it finally comes you are relieved it came and forget about all the stressing like it never happened.  damn you usps!
Title: Re: Does anyone else get excited when you see a USPS truck?
Post by: wetdog on June 16, 2013, 02:05 am
or disappointed when they come and leave without giving you a package.  Then you sit and stress for 24 hours until the next day and repeat if package isnt delivered then when it finally comes you are relieved it came and forget about all the stressing like it never happened.  damn you usps!

Holy shit have i been there.  Spying on them out the window and watch them deliver just regular mail.  I want to chase them down and say "Hey are you sure my package isn't in your truck.  You must be mistaken.  It's priority!  It has to be in here."  One of these days i'm going to totally show my ass to the mailman.  I've been so close so many times.  It's just a matter of time......

On the other hand i want to scoop them up and bearhug them when my envelope or box is delivered.  I'm ready to high five or kiss em right on the mouth.  I can't rip the damn thing open fast enough.  And no im not a kid, but i damn sure feel like one when the delivery arrives.  I wish i could tell someone IRL about it, but i won't.  Sure is sweet!!!  I've been in over a year now and i still can't believe how fucking great this is!
Title: Re: Does anyone else get excited when you see a USPS truck?
Post by: imghost9 on June 16, 2013, 03:23 am
LMAO

Glad I'm not the only 1. Whenever I see a UPS Truck or Mail carrier I shit bricks