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Discussion => Silk Road discussion => Topic started by: mikebhercules on January 07, 2013, 05:38 am

Title: Security "Consultant" Expert Needed - ASAP - URGENT
Post by: mikebhercules on January 07, 2013, 05:38 am
$$$$  In a jam and Need a "Creative" hero to help me do some damage control and optimize our current infrastructure.   

PM me for security Key.   
Title: Re: Security "Consultant" Expert Needed - ASAP - URGENT
Post by: Empathy101 on January 07, 2013, 05:49 am
If such a person exsists I would like to have some questions answered as well.
Title: Re: Security "Consultant" Expert Needed - ASAP - URGENT
Post by: signal16 on January 07, 2013, 06:40 am
like computer security?  or..?  maybe just a hint more info.
Title: Re: Security "Consultant" Expert Needed - ASAP - URGENT
Post by: onezero32 on January 07, 2013, 07:21 am
you're going to have a bit clearer about what you need... personal security? transport security? computer security?
Title: Re: Security "Consultant" Expert Needed - ASAP - URGENT
Post by: Slicksuit on January 07, 2013, 09:10 am
This reminds me of when I was young and was working for a computer repairing firm and people used to call in..

Customer: Eh hi, my computer is broken, can you fix it?

Me: Hi there, how are you? Do you have any idea what is wrong with it?

Customer: Think it has viruses

Me: What seems to be the actual problem, though?

Customer: Well it was slow for a while.. now it wont turn on

Me: So, you don't actually know if it's viruses?

Customer: Nope, just guessing, everyone seems to have them.

Me: Does the computer have any power? Will it turn on at all?

Computer: Nothing, no...

Me: Have you tried putting the charger in? or plugging it in at the wall if it's a desktop?

Customer: AWWW DURRR I HAZ NT DUN THAT LOL


Some people are beyond me...

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