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Discussion => Off topic => Topic started by: Limetless on July 19, 2012, 04:04 pm

Title: The Real Housewives of Orange County
Post by: Limetless on July 19, 2012, 04:04 pm
Anyone think that Jeanna's daughter Cara is fucking FIT! I wana see some rack.
Title: Re: The Real Housewives of Orange County
Post by: forgot my password on July 19, 2012, 04:05 pm
Limitless you gotta stop watching these horrible shows. I'm american and can't even watch the ones you watch, c'mon man I'm getting worried about you.
Title: Re: The Real Housewives of Orange County
Post by: Limetless on July 19, 2012, 04:11 pm
Nah man not for shit! The Real Housewives of OC is the best thing you ever invested apart from the Macbook Pro and high-quality production porn.

The thing is about The Real Housewives of OC is that their lifestyle is basically what I am pushing for lol and when I finally make it to Orange County I pretty much want my Mrs to be that hot and plastic. I'll kick the shit out of my kids if they have an American accent though, gunna train them to be Cockney!
Title: Re: The Real Housewives of Orange County
Post by: Imaginarytailus13 on July 19, 2012, 04:13 pm
Limitless you gotta stop watching these horrible shows. I'm american and can't even watch the ones you watch, c'mon man I'm getting worried about you.

Its too late man, they`ve already taken him.  :'(
Title: Re: The Real Housewives of Orange County
Post by: forgot my password on July 19, 2012, 04:17 pm
OC is fucked man. They all batshit crzazy and not the good kind.

I live literally 5 minutes from oc, fucking hate that place
Title: Re: The Real Housewives of Orange County
Post by: kryptoz on July 19, 2012, 04:18 pm
Oh god, and another falls victim to the mindless 'reality' show shit, cmon Lim FIGHT IT!!!!!!! (PS they're all fake as shit on there anyways, ugly ass mofos)
Title: Re: The Real Housewives of Orange County
Post by: forgot my password on July 19, 2012, 04:18 pm
inb4 someone tells me about posting my location, idc...
Title: Re: The Real Housewives of Orange County
Post by: Limetless on July 19, 2012, 04:22 pm
Lol to be fair I am 99% certain I wouldn't move to America, but if I did I'd move to OC purely for the fact I could shake the place up by doing Coke off the tits of their hot 20 year old daughters and they'd find my accent endearing.

I'll probably be sticking with where I'm moving though. ;)
Title: Re: The Real Housewives of Orange County
Post by: forgot my password on July 19, 2012, 04:24 pm
They'd probably do the coke off their daughter with you, tbh
Title: Re: The Real Housewives of Orange County
Post by: Limetless on July 19, 2012, 04:26 pm
They'd probably do the coke off their daughter with you, tbh

I don't share..... ;)
Title: Re: The Real Housewives of Orange County
Post by: forgot my password on July 19, 2012, 04:29 pm
Have you seen that show 'mob wives' they all fucking nuts too
Title: Re: The Real Housewives of Orange County
Post by: Limetless on July 19, 2012, 04:32 pm
Have you seen that show 'mob wives' they all fucking nuts too

YEAH lol! It's fucking EPIC! One of the most ridiculous things I have ever seen and what makes me laugh is the fact that they are total liabilities to their husbands freedom. If my Mrs did that shit.....she would find herself at the bottom of a river.

OMG TAMRA FROM THE REAL HOUSEWIVES NEEDS TO GET FUCKED IN THE ASS!
Title: Re: The Real Housewives of Orange County
Post by: kryptoz on July 19, 2012, 04:38 pm
...and this is what the rest of the world thinks America is....god dammit ::)
Title: Re: The Real Housewives of Orange County
Post by: Imaginarytailus13 on July 19, 2012, 04:45 pm
Oh well, it could have been worse you know. Among the lines of Jersey Shore (pukes)
Title: Re: The Real Housewives of Orange County
Post by: kryptoz on July 19, 2012, 04:52 pm
Anyone and anything from New Jersey is SHIT. FUCK JERSEY. Lol. But srsly....fuck jersey
Title: Re: The Real Housewives of Orange County
Post by: The Reverand on July 19, 2012, 04:54 pm
Looks like we've lost Lim :(
Also yea, fuck jersey
Title: Re: The Real Housewives of Orange County
Post by: sourpatchkid on July 19, 2012, 04:56 pm
I find the Real Housewives to be hilarious when high.
Hilarious in the way that I can't believe people like them actually exist. And hilarious in their first-world fake problems.
Title: Re: The Real Housewives of Orange County
Post by: Imaginarytailus13 on July 19, 2012, 04:59 pm
Looks like we've lost Lim :(
Also yea, fuck jersey

Man, my last gf made me watch that shit. It was soo unbearable and retarded. Goddamn, while I do like many aspects of American culture, thats the shit that turns me off. :(
Title: Re: The Real Housewives of Orange County
Post by: Limetless on July 19, 2012, 05:05 pm
I think you guys misunderstand. The reason why I watch The Real Housewives of Orange County is BECAUSE they are as people, completely ridiculous....and because I wana nail their sweet asses.
Title: Re: The Real Housewives of Orange County
Post by: kryptoz on July 19, 2012, 05:08 pm
Porn > Real Housewives

Js ::)
Title: Re: The Real Housewives of Orange County
Post by: Limetless on July 19, 2012, 05:10 pm
Porn > Real Housewives

Js ::)

Lol you know it's true. I like fake bitches and I'm not afraid to say it!
Title: Re: The Real Housewives of Orange County
Post by: The Reverand on July 19, 2012, 05:19 pm
Ah thank goodness man.  You had me worried for a moment
Title: Re: The Real Housewives of Orange County
Post by: Imaginarytailus13 on July 19, 2012, 05:22 pm
Porn > Real Housewives

Js ::)

Lol you know it's true. I like fake bitches and I'm not afraid to say it!

I like natural looking chicks. I just can`t get used to the idea of banging a chick whose tits are bigger than her head.  :-\
Title: Re: The Real Housewives of Orange County
Post by: Limetless on July 19, 2012, 05:26 pm
Porn > Real Housewives

Js ::)

Lol you know it's true. I like fake bitches and I'm not afraid to say it!

I like natural looking chicks. I just can`t get used to the idea of banging a chick whose tits are bigger than her head.  :-\

I like both depending on who they are, fake can be good but so can natural. It all depends on the individual and how much I want to put my cock in their ass.
Title: Re: The Real Housewives of Orange County
Post by: Imaginarytailus13 on July 19, 2012, 05:29 pm
I like both depending on who they are, fake can be good but so can natural. It all depends on the individual and how much I want to put my cock in their ass.

Hmm. I guess, either way there aren`t many fake chicks where I live; maybe some Brazilians no one else though.
Title: Re: The Real Housewives of Orange County
Post by: kryptoz on July 19, 2012, 05:30 pm
No, I want genuine shit. I cannot stand that one bitch Nikki Manaj or w/e the fuck she calls herself, bitch has a fake ass, fucking abomination of humanity >:(
Title: Re: The Real Housewives of Orange County
Post by: Limetless on July 19, 2012, 05:35 pm
Yeah for long-term I like real. Fucking I'm easy.
Title: Re: The Real Housewives of Orange County
Post by: kryptoz on July 19, 2012, 05:38 pm
I'm alllll bout the nice asses ;)
Title: Re: The Real Housewives of Orange County
Post by: Imaginarytailus13 on July 19, 2012, 05:54 pm
No, I want genuine shit. I cannot stand that one bitch Nikki Manaj or w/e the fuck she calls herself, bitch has a fake ass, fucking abomination of humanity >:(

I dunno man, it could be worse. I read an article about some chick who got extreme curves by injecting her ass with cement.  :(
Title: Re: The Real Housewives of Orange County
Post by: Limetless on July 19, 2012, 05:55 pm
No, I want genuine shit. I cannot stand that one bitch Nikki Manaj or w/e the fuck she calls herself, bitch has a fake ass, fucking abomination of humanity >:(

I dunno man, it could be worse. I read an article about some chick who got extreme curves by injecting her ass with cement.  :(

Yeah that was Mister Dank's Ma.
Title: Re: The Real Housewives of Orange County
Post by: Imaginarytailus13 on July 19, 2012, 06:05 pm
Yeah that was Mister Dank's Ma.

Oh dear.  :-\
Title: Re: The Real Housewives of Orange County
Post by: kryptoz on July 19, 2012, 06:13 pm
Ugh, I will never understand bitches :-\