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Title: Looking for alcohol vendor for under-21ers
Post by: psmith2014 on September 19, 2012, 04:03 am
I am looking for a vendor who is willing to sell booze to a person under 21.
Title: Re: Looking for alcohol vendor for under-21ers
Post by: johnmtl on September 19, 2012, 04:44 am
lmao...funny... what did you need.. a micky of jack?!?!?
Title: Re: Looking for alcohol vendor for under-21ers
Post by: psmith2014 on September 19, 2012, 09:25 pm
I knew I'd get that response. I guess it's well deserved. I'm looking for a handle of something hard/
Title: Re: Looking for alcohol vendor for under-21ers
Post by: blowdrobro on September 19, 2012, 09:58 pm
Are you over 18?
Title: Re: Looking for alcohol vendor for under-21ers
Post by: kitkat82 on September 19, 2012, 11:21 pm
I think probably not.  The OP's username has 2014 in it.  Probably the year he (or she) will graduate High School.
Title: Re: Looking for alcohol vendor for under-21ers
Post by: Phainomai on September 21, 2012, 04:24 am
You seem to be a junior in high school and you're on this site man? Be careful. Drugs are fun but you need to let your brain develop too.
Title: Re: Looking for alcohol vendor for under-21ers
Post by: tmonroe22 on September 21, 2012, 04:27 am
I feel as if you would have better luck just purchasing a fake-id?
I had one when I was your age, just grow your beard a little, have some huevos, and walk up to the liquor store.
Title: Re: Looking for alcohol vendor for under-21ers
Post by: TheStealthyRacoon on September 22, 2012, 01:06 pm
I initially thought this was quite funny, but now I have thought about it, alcohol is just another drug. If you are under 21 and do not have people who can buy it for you then, well, your stuck!

You can always order spirits off amazon, well, at least, you can in the UK. It will cost you extra for postage of such a heavy item but I have done it in the past when purchasing a very unusual brand of brandy I couldn't find in my local shops.
Title: Re: Looking for alcohol vendor for under-21ers
Post by: doublebass69 on September 22, 2012, 03:13 pm
You give a kid a handle of Bukoff he can drink for a day.

You give a kid a fake id and he can drink for a lifetime.

Fake ids are available on silkroad.

/Thread
Title: Re: Looking for alcohol vendor for under-21ers
Post by: Mr.Charlie on September 22, 2012, 07:15 pm
Do you not have a brother or sister man??
 

Back when i was your age I'd get my buddies mom or my brother to hook up some booze. Plus why are you trying to drink when you have SR?? You should score some clean LSD and MDMA!!

And to the dude who says he shouldn't do drugs, doing LSD at that time in highschool helped me out a lot. I'm not the most successful person my age, but idk, i feel like it matured me a bit. When your 16 and frying, and can't get the concept that whole universe is an infinite blanket of space and we are super microscopic pieces of organic dust floating on tiny rocks, kinda puts shit into perspective. Which i needed at that age.


Idk, I've always been a firm believer that drugs will make a stupid person stupider, and a smart person smarter.

Just my .2 btc


And how do you find Silk Road, but not be able to score some beer or liquor??

Kids these days man...
Title: Re: Looking for alcohol vendor for under-21ers
Post by: ilikebread on September 22, 2012, 10:43 pm
Hang out near the door to the liquor store or in the parking lot, ask hip-looking or hippie-looking types who are alone if they will buy you a handle and they can keep the change, hand them $40, watch the door and meet them in the parking lot. Worked for me back in the stone age!
Title: Re: Looking for alcohol vendor for under-21ers
Post by: CapeCrusader on September 22, 2012, 10:53 pm
Just had to lol at this..
Title: Re: Looking for alcohol vendor for under-21ers
Post by: Oh The Places Youll go on September 23, 2012, 02:02 am
Handles of real Absinth would be nice since it's hard to find the olde school Absinth that got you really trippy in the good ole US of A. I thought about just getting a handle and adding some liquid L for shits  ;D
Title: Re: Looking for alcohol vendor for under-21ers
Post by: johnmtl on September 23, 2012, 02:06 am
Handles of real Absinth would be nice since it's hard to find the olde school Absinth that got you really trippy in the good ole US of A. I thought about just getting a handle and adding some liquid L for shits  ;D

I'm down to buy some real deal Absinth!   :D
Title: Re: Looking for alcohol vendor for under-21ers
Post by: Oh The Places Youll go on September 23, 2012, 02:12 am
If he wants "Hard" liquor thats pretty much as hard as it gets...
Title: Re: Looking for alcohol vendor for under-21ers
Post by: ianfleming on September 23, 2012, 02:19 am
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Handles of real Absinth would be nice since it's hard to find the olde school Absinth that got you really trippy in the good ole US of A. I thought about just getting a handle and adding some liquid L for shits  ;D
Absinth is speedy not trippy as thujone is a stimulant. And you can get it from the Czech Republic.
Title: Re: Looking for alcohol vendor for under-21ers
Post by: TheAbsurd on September 23, 2012, 02:20 am
Let's see... You are smart enough to get bitcoins, but not smart enough to get someone to buy you alcohol in real life? ???

Are you retarded?
Title: Re: Looking for alcohol vendor for under-21ers
Post by: Oh The Places Youll go on September 23, 2012, 02:25 am
Hmm good to know. Is it similar to a caffeine speediness or drinks made with cocaine that you can get in Colombia?
Title: Re: Looking for alcohol vendor for under-21ers
Post by: THUMBSuP. on September 23, 2012, 03:34 am
Handles of real Absinth would be nice since it's hard to find the olde school Absinth that got you really trippy in the good ole US of A. I thought about just getting a handle and adding some liquid L for shits  ;D

good luck finding REAL absinth.. and even then "real" absinth would never make you see "little green aliens."
so, go ahead and get EuroTrip out of your head, right now.

Wormswood is what's in Absinth that fucks you up, psychedelically speaking.
and.. even people in Europe(the only place to get "real" absinth) use such trace amounts of Wormswood.. if any at all.. that you won't have a sufficient green alien trip.

get a fake id on here and go buy ya' some liquor and fuck some prostidudes.
turn into a man right now and blow your high school to kingdom come.

/thumbs
Title: Re: Looking for alcohol vendor for under-21ers
Post by: hope2come on September 23, 2012, 03:35 am
I feel for you when I was underage it was easier to score weed than it was to get alcohol.. But I gotta agree with everyone else....
If you can't convince someone old enough to buy you booz then you really shouldn't be using SR to do it..
if your not cool enough to convince the older kids to buy for you then I don't think your cool enough to deal with the responsibility of getting caught using SR..

If I were you, I would practice my NLP or social-engineering abilities to get people to buy me alcohol.. Do you think James Bond would order it online or could he convince anyone he came across to buy him alcohol.. especially if it was a hot woman.. Try it man!! it will be a good way to meet girls too.. One might even say "only if you drink it with me" and then your in man. -- I just got you laid whatsup!!
Title: Re: Looking for alcohol vendor for under-21ers
Post by: johnmtl on September 23, 2012, 03:38 am
Handles of real Absinth would be nice since it's hard to find the olde school Absinth that got you really trippy in the good ole US of A. I thought about just getting a handle and adding some liquid L for shits  ;D

good luck finding REAL absinth.. and even then "real" absinth would never make you see "little green aliens."
so, go ahead and get EuroTrip out of your head, right now.

Wormswood is what's in Absinth that fucks you up, psychedelically speaking.
and.. even people in Europe(the only place to get "real" absinth) use such trace amounts of Wormswood.. if any at all.. that you won't have a sufficient green alien trip.

get a fake id on here and go buy ya' some liquor and fuck some prosidudes.
turn into a man right now and blow your high school to kingdom come.

/thumbs

there is still real old school worms wood absinth... I have tried it.. It came from Germany and was a serious trip.

Little green aliens style!

Title: Re: Looking for alcohol vendor for under-21ers
Post by: THUMBSuP. on September 23, 2012, 03:48 am
Handles of real Absinth would be nice since it's hard to find the olde school Absinth that got you really trippy in the good ole US of A. I thought about just getting a handle and adding some liquid L for shits  ;D

good luck finding REAL absinth.. and even then "real" absinth would never make you see "little green aliens."
so, go ahead and get EuroTrip out of your head, right now.

Wormswood is what's in Absinth that fucks you up, psychedelically speaking.
and.. even people in Europe(the only place to get "real" absinth) use such trace amounts of Wormswood.. if any at all.. that you won't have a sufficient green alien trip.

get a fake id on here and go buy ya' some liquor and fuck some prosidudes.
turn into a man right now and blow your high school to kingdom come.

/thumbs

there is still real old school worms wood absinth... I have tried it.. It came from Germany and was a serious trip.

Little green aliens style!

my buddy brought some back from the Virgin Islands..
we had to dilute it with water and add sugar to the drink.
shit tasted WAY more like liquorice than Jager.

gave me a body high, but not psychedelic features.

to each their own!
pewpew!


/thumbs
Title: Re: Looking for alcohol vendor for under-21ers
Post by: johnmtl on September 23, 2012, 05:16 am
Handles of real Absinth would be nice since it's hard to find the olde school Absinth that got you really trippy in the good ole US of A. I thought about just getting a handle and adding some liquid L for shits  ;D

good luck finding REAL absinth.. and even then "real" absinth would never make you see "little green aliens."
so, go ahead and get EuroTrip out of your head, right now.

Wormswood is what's in Absinth that fucks you up, psychedelically speaking.
and.. even people in Europe(the only place to get "real" absinth) use such trace amounts of Wormswood.. if any at all.. that you won't have a sufficient green alien trip.

get a fake id on here and go buy ya' some liquor and fuck some prosidudes.
turn into a man right now and blow your high school to kingdom come.

/thumbs

there is still real old school worms wood absinth... I have tried it.. It came from Germany and was a serious trip.

Little green aliens style!

my buddy brought some back from the Virgin Islands..
we had to dilute it with water and add sugar to the drink.
shit tasted WAY more like liquorice than Jager.

gave me a body high, but not psychedelic features.

to each their own!
pewpew!


/thumbs


From what I understand Germany is the only place that you can still buy it. My friend was on a vacation and came back with the bottle... not sure how or where in Germany he was when he got it.. but it was real deal!

We cracked it open at a Halloween party and trust me my friend it was one of the most memorable trips we ever had.

I'd pay top $$$ for some real shit if anyone can find it.
Title: Re: Looking for alcohol vendor for under-21ers
Post by: ianfleming on September 23, 2012, 12:44 pm
http://www.originalabsinthe.com/absinthe-absinth-beetle-p-73.html

These people offer absinth with similar thujone levels to original absinth.

BTW, wormwood does not make you trip, thujone is a stimulant, if you tripped, then there was something else added.
Title: Re: Looking for alcohol vendor for under-21ers
Post by: owenk on September 23, 2012, 02:27 pm
I suggest a super encrypted tor path through random onion relay nodes between your computer and your parents' liquor cabinet.
Title: Re: Looking for alcohol vendor for under-21ers
Post by: catfishinmysocks on September 23, 2012, 03:04 pm
It's my understanding that the absinthe of the past used to fuck people up because it was basically filled with poisonous substances. Wormwood won't make you trip. If you trip from 'real' absinthe you're not tripping, you're just very drunk.
Title: Re: Looking for alcohol vendor for under-21ers
Post by: JakeClink on September 23, 2012, 03:17 pm
I suggest a super encrypted tor path through random onion relay nodes between your computer and your parents' liquor cabinet.

Lmao, I agree...
Title: Re: Looking for alcohol vendor for under-21ers
Post by: ianfleming on September 23, 2012, 03:39 pm
Absinthe works because the thujone potentates the mental effects of alcohol while counteracting the depressant effects. This allows a person to consume a much larger amount of alcohol before passing out or succumbing to the drunkeness.

Againe, if you tripped then you are drinking absinthe or a knockoff thats been spiked with a psychedelic.
Title: Re: Looking for alcohol vendor for under-21ers
Post by: Tryptonite on September 23, 2012, 04:24 pm
I have had absinthe from the czech. It did not make me trip, but it was a very different kind of drunk. Hmm, now I think I want to try & get me some more.

As far as getting alcohol, there are some decent suggestion that others have given on this thread that I think would be easier than using SR (fake ID, asking someone else, etc...).
Title: Re: Looking for alcohol vendor for under-21ers
Post by: AnonymousAddict on September 23, 2012, 07:56 pm
Bro dont waste your money on a fake id..Go into your parents hidding spots when their not home and im sure their is some liqure there....Or your friends parents..Or like someone suggested Take 20 or 40 bucks find a cool looking guy ask him respectfully bro listen i got a hot date tonight and im trying to set the mood to get laid,would u buy me some of whatever it is u want, hopefully not mikes hard lemonaid or gldshlogger..lol   but seriously bro SR there is so much more better things than alcohol...Acually look on here for a pill called "SOMA" They make u feel super super drunk from just 3..im guessing ur 14? 15?
Title: Re: Looking for alcohol vendor for under-21ers
Post by: johnmtl on September 23, 2012, 10:15 pm
http://www.originalabsinthe.com/absinthe-absinth-beetle-p-73.html

These people offer absinth with similar thujone levels to original absinth.

BTW, wormwood does not make you trip, thujone is a stimulant, if you tripped, then there was something else added.

Thats all fake shit and I assure you something in the worms wood does make you trip..
Title: Re: Looking for alcohol vendor for under-21ers
Post by: ianfleming on September 24, 2012, 12:45 am
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Thats all fake shit and I assure you something in the worms wood does make you trip..
Yes, the Thujone in those is added directly to it, so in a sense it isnt exactly legit.

But, I can ASSURE you that thujone, the ingridiant in wormwood is NOT a psychedelic. Thats a myth. My fiance is a big absinth buff, she would know.

Also, for the OP, you can buy alcohol on the clearnet, I suggest the pocket-shots thingies, they're cheap, easily hidable/portable and quite good really.
Title: Re: Looking for alcohol vendor for under-21ers
Post by: zoedesschaneult on October 01, 2012, 04:25 am
I smell a 2C-I death


sorry if people don't understand my humor, its really damn dark
Title: Re: Looking for alcohol vendor for under-21ers
Post by: abes80 on December 05, 2012, 08:33 am
If anyone needs absinthe, just pm me, i can ship. but can anyone explain what is meant by "real" absinthe ? every bottle of absinthe i am buying is "real"... "real" with real alcohol, real thujone, etc...
Title: Re: Looking for alcohol vendor for under-21ers
Post by: TheStealthyRacoon on December 06, 2012, 08:59 am
If anyone needs absinthe, just pm me, i can ship. but can anyone explain what is meant by "real" absinthe ? every bottle of absinthe i am buying is "real"... "real" with real alcohol, real thujone, etc...
Just a reminder to all those who read the above, to NOT perform out of Escrow transactions; you WILL be scammed.

Certain types of absinth are illegal in certain countries
Real absinth was only legalised in the US in '07 but must be "thujone free" (which actually means, very little thujone)

If you ARE legit about selling Absinth you need to get a vendor account AND look carefully into what absinth is, rather than just sending out the bottles you buy from your local off-licence.
Title: Re: Looking for alcohol vendor for under-21ers
Post by: secretwork on December 06, 2012, 02:50 pm
I am looking for a vendor who is willing to sell booze to a person under 21.

I wish I had thought of this in high school... actually I did, but didn't pursue it properly.

Take your grocery store wage and purchase:

1 - 15 gallon glass carboy
18 - tins of apple juice or fruitopia
1 - pack of sugar, say 1kg
1 - sachet of ale yeast ( can buy at any brew store $5)
1 - watertrap stopcock ( $2 - $3 at the brew store )

sterilize all your equipment with a little bit of bleach and water
mix the juice and sugar together put in the glass carboy, you even boil some of the juice to dissolve the sugar
pitch in the yeast pack and plug it with the watertrap
let it sit in a warm room for about 10 days, or until the watertrap is only bubbling about once every 15-20 seconds

siphon the booze off , leaving the yeast cake in the glass carboy.. you can siphon right into old pop or water bottles that you washed, or into a large bucket or tub, where you and your crazy friends can just scoop it by the cup

drink a couple of those and get pissed , and sell the rest to your buddies..  take your profits and buy a second set of glass and do it again..

why pay for alcohol prices when you can brew it yourself man..   my shit is about 5-7%, we get railed on 2 glasses of the stuff..  drink 4 and you'll hit the ground face first :)  and its great cause no preservatives, so clean booze.. doesn't taste super awesome.. but pretty decent.. a solid 7/10

google it, youtube it... tons of tutorials out there, good luck :)
Title: Re: Looking for alcohol vendor for under-21ers
Post by: abes80 on December 07, 2012, 02:23 pm
If anyone needs absinthe, just pm me, i can ship. but can anyone explain what is meant by "real" absinthe ? every bottle of absinthe i am buying is "real"... "real" with real alcohol, real thujone, etc...
Just a reminder to all those who read the above, to NOT perform out of Escrow transactions; you WILL be scammed.

Certain types of absinth are illegal in certain countries
Real absinth was only legalised in the US in '07 but must be "thujone free" (which actually means, very little thujone)

If you ARE legit about selling Absinth you need to get a vendor account AND look carefully into what absinth is, rather than just sending out the bottles you buy from your local off-licence.

Absinth, that is sold here IS "real" absinth, as it contains thujone. and if anyone wants to have a bottle i can send one and do the deal off-sr because i don't want to pay the fee for the vendor account. if anyone wants to open a vendor account for me, you are free to do so ;-) this is why i am offering this here. so any idea, to register as a vendor without paying the fee ?
Title: Re: Looking for alcohol vendor for under-21ers
Post by: whiteipod99 on December 07, 2012, 02:28 pm
Haha, man, when I was 16 I was being served alcohol and cigarettes at most stores and supermarkets :P

Just grow facial hair, it works all the time. Also, don't act like a child, it helps too.