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Discussion => Off topic => Topic started by: Limetless on May 31, 2012, 02:30 am

Title: Anyone else watch Desperate Housewives?
Post by: Limetless on May 31, 2012, 02:30 am
And a) think Eva Longoria is FITTEST milf since time began.

Or b) think that her kid Juanita is one of the fattest little Umpa-Lumpas on tv? I just want to roll that little munchkin down a bloody hill.

And finally c) you think that Ginger'un would be a great fuck.

I subscribe to all 3 points of view.
Title: Re: Anyone else watch Desperate Housewives?
Post by: SpiceTrader on May 31, 2012, 03:33 am
*Hands Limitless Loaded Pistol*
Title: Re: Anyone else watch Desperate Housewives?
Post by: SpiceTrader on May 31, 2012, 03:33 am
Totally agree with your first point of order though.. She damn fine....
Title: Re: Anyone else watch Desperate Housewives?
Post by: trollsquad on May 31, 2012, 04:26 am
Whats sucks for her is that she is a fucking hottie but her x husband tony parker cheated on her with a former teammates wife  of his.
Like wtf man you had a nice piece of ass right their.  On a side not is that show still running? i don't watch much tv any more .
Title: Re: Anyone else watch Desperate Housewives?
Post by: Limetless on May 31, 2012, 04:40 am
Whats sucks for her is that she is a fucking hottie but her x husband tony parker cheated on her with a former teammates wife  of his.
Like wtf man you had a nice piece of ass right their.  On a side not is that show still running? i don't watch much tv any more .

I don't keep up with basketball stuff mate so I wouldn't know but I agree with what you are saying. Why give that up when you should be happy with her.

And it's about to end, final series.
Title: Re: Anyone else watch Desperate Housewives?
Post by: dman420 on May 31, 2012, 06:08 am
my old lady loves that shit so every sunday me and whoever else is at my house is forced to watch it. its been going on so long i actually know the general plot and the fuckers names n shit. to bad it didnt end with a bang like where they had a blood orgy and then bree would do a murder- suicide and burn the house with everyones body in it by letting her cookies in the oven burn. either way im just glad my sundays are a little easier to deal with. now if fucking grays anatomy would end my life would be smooth sailing lol.
Title: Re: Anyone else watch Desperate Housewives?
Post by: SpiceTrader on May 31, 2012, 06:49 am
my old lady loves that shit so every sunday me and whoever else is at my house is forced to watch it. its been going on so long i actually know the general plot and the fuckers names n shit. to bad it didnt end with a bang like where they had a blood orgy and then bree would do a murder- suicide and burn the house with everyones body in it by letting her cookies in the oven burn. either way im just glad my sundays are a little easier to deal with. now if fucking grays anatomy would end my life would be smooth sailing lol.

A FUCKING MEN
Title: Re: Anyone else watch Desperate Housewives?
Post by: Limetless on May 31, 2012, 06:51 am
my old lady loves that shit so every sunday me and whoever else is at my house is forced to watch it. its been going on so long i actually know the general plot and the fuckers names n shit. to bad it didnt end with a bang like where they had a blood orgy and then bree would do a murder- suicide and burn the house with everyones body in it by letting her cookies in the oven burn. either way im just glad my sundays are a little easier to deal with. now if fucking grays anatomy would end my life would be smooth sailing lol.

LMAO mate this is the best post I've seen all week. If I hadn't had just given away my last karma point you'd have it.  ;D
Title: Re: Anyone else watch Desperate Housewives?
Post by: Knomo on May 31, 2012, 11:57 am
Eva is the reason this show is watchable  8)
Title: Re: Anyone else watch Desperate Housewives?
Post by: Rush Limbo on May 31, 2012, 12:01 pm
she who must be obeyed makes me watch it; the pain is almost unbearable; thank god for opiates; it hurts! it hurts!
Title: Re: Anyone else watch Desperate Housewives?
Post by: monkeyslut on May 31, 2012, 01:33 pm
Whats sucks for her is that she is a fucking hottie but her x husband tony parker cheated on her with a former teammates wife  of his.
Like wtf man you had a nice piece of ass right their. 

Doesn't matter how hot she is, some guy out there is sick of her shit.
         
              -wise words scrawled above a urinal-

I hated how it ended. I was so looking forward to Jaunita getting shoved into a barrel of broken glass and flung into space. Or Zach to return and stitch all of them together Human Centipede style, Susan at the end. An earthquake. A plague. The rise of C'thulhu. Anything! Eight fuckin seasons and I get to see the end of Six Feet Under again.

so disappointing