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Discussion => Newbie discussion => Topic started by: Researching139 on September 26, 2013, 09:52 am
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Yesterday, I receive some yeyo off of SR. It's been three years since the last time, and I figured what the heck. so I railed about .7 yesterday. Last hit was at 4:45 PM.
I am randomly drug test for my job, but s on average, i have been tested every 2 to 3 months. One month has passed since the last test, and now this morning, I receive notification for a test TODAY.
Any tips and/or advice to help pass. I will be drinking a shit ton of water for the rest of the day, and prior to the lab closing I will buy a test kit from the local pharmacy to see if it shows.
Any other input advice would be helpful.
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If you piss like a race horse, youll pass.
Also depends on how extensive their means of testing is. For the most part, LOTS of water, more than you think you could consume. Maybe some water pills, some sort of diuretic that will induce frequent urination. You SHOULD be ok. Dont come back and hold my saying this responsible for failing, if that so happens. Best of luck.
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Hmm, you might be fucked. But also It still is really early, cocaine is still in your system and there's no detoxing in less than a day. The question however is how long does it take for it to show up in urine. I've had a friend smoke very heavily with me one night, and take a surprise drug test administered by his parole officer in the morning and pass. Either way good luck man
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depends the test
and what they check
also if they really check
becomes, depending to some countries, and also companies
tests are some xtra cost
so they maybe just check some random guys
also acrooss internt there are some detox stufs for sale
that work
dont know if thye might be delivered within 1 day
1 option ask from a clean friend give u some
but needs to be freshh
Chicks are luckier they can hide some extra blatter inside their pussy, and open it by scraching it... (bliach...)
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seriously mate, you need to find a clean friend to piss into a bottle for you quick time. cause you ain't passing that test today with cocaine, i don't care how much water you drink or whatever.
protip: if you're gonna do drugs again and are under the risk of being tested then piss into a bottle before hand and keep it in the freezer.
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GOOD NEWS!! ;D
Since all of my test for the last 4.5 years have been negative, I've been granted a reprieve. I will be allowed to test tomorrow morning. So, if I drink a shit ton of water, which I have been doing, and I take the test tomorrow morning between 8 and 9 am, which is approximately 40 hours since the last hit, what are the chances that my results will be negative?
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GOOD NEWS!! ;D
Since all of my test for the last 4.5 years have been negative, I've been granted a reprieve. I will be allowed to test tomorrow morning. So, if I drink a shit ton of water, which I have been doing, and I take the test tomorrow morning between 8 and 9 am, which is approximately 40 hours since the last hit, what are the chances that my results will be negative?
when did you last use again? it will show on a standard drug test for up to 5 days, usually if you have used within 3 days then you should expect a positive.
drinking water will not make a slight bit of difference because it is down to the half life of the drug. this means how long the liver and kidneys take to flush it out of your bloodstream. drinking excess water will just pass straight through to the bladder and will in no way speed up the half life of any drug.
seriously if i was you i would get a sample of your missus or a clean friend or relative. it is your best bet to pass this test. just doing the test and hoping for the best is a stupid option. how you going to feel when it goes wrong? ..get a clean sample, put into a small 75ml bottle and keep it down your pants all day.
if you really cant find somebody who can give you a clean sample then the next best thing would be to pee into a bottle half way before you go to work and fill it half with water. you might just get lucky. don't use the first piss you take when you get up as this will be stronger and contain more concentrations of any drugs. get up early, have a pee, have a few cups of tea or coffee then pee just before you leave for work.
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I am no expert but I'd call in sick for a week. Not looking good
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i think just calling in sick wouldn't quite cut it. i think one of your parents should die tomorrow.
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I'm stalling as much as I can, however, I must test today by 3 pm which means it would have been almost 48 hours since the last hit. I'm drinking a shit ton of water and gatorade, taking Vitamin C supplements, and aspirin. I've bought 6 drug tests since yesterday. Yesterday, they all tested positive. Today, I've tested 2 and a faint line appears indicating I'm showing negative. Ive got one last at-home test,. Just had a small lunch with a diet coke and going to finish the last of a quart of gatorade.
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Get a flexible insulated pouch, fill with someone elses clean preheated urine. Strap it to the inside of your legs. Run a clear tube from the pouch along the bottom of your penis.
When it is time, squeeze the pouch with your legs, out comes the clean piss. This method can work even if they are watching. Be sure it is warm, they will not trust cold piss.
Make sure your urine donor is the same gender as you and does not do drugs.
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if i was you at the very least i would take a small vial or bottle of water with you. then use it to dilute your piss down. maybe 25 - 50%. the tests you got at home are likely to be a different brand to the ones used at your work and could be less effective. you're still taking a chance going in there just on drinking water
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What about those cleanses they sell for fifty bucks. Do those work?
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Maybe this will help some www.neonjoint.com/passing_a_drug_test/doping_samples.html
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What about those cleanses they sell for fifty bucks. Do those work?
they most definitely DO work. get the best selling one your local head shop has. if you are overweight, get two (pills or liquid is the choice. i have 100% success with the pills). follow the directions precisely!!
and as an aside, there is some bad advice in this thread. first, if you get someones urine you are going to have to keep it above ~96F when it goes in the cup. the cups have heat strips. also, don't ever dilute with water because they know if it is diluted. finally, over-urination can look like a dilute and you will have to re-test next day. above all, be aware of the need to keep any smuggled pee at the proper temp. when you put the cup down and it is not at least 94F it won't register on the strip. then you are fucked.
btw, i agree that it is still in your system.
buy the whizinator for the future. it is a rubber cock strapped to your leg that delivers perfect temp urine. people who do not get privacy when testing use this and as long as they don't fumble with the rubber dong, they fool any proctor they encounter. don't buy the big cock because it is much harder to use. and who gives a shit if some test watcher thinks you have 4" soft or 6" soft.
don't do this without a cleanse.
GL bro (or sis, in which case forget the whizzinator plug) :o :o
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GOOD NEWS!! ;D
Since all of my test for the last 4.5 years have been negative, I've been granted a reprieve. I will be allowed to test tomorrow morning. So, if I drink a shit ton of water, which I have been doing, and I take the test tomorrow morning between 8 and 9 am, which is approximately 40 hours since the last hit, what are the chances that my results will be negative?
Quit drinking the water, it won't help (and anyone who has the same problem should look up water intoxication, you can die from drinking too much water too quickly, no shit).
40 hours isn't nearly enough time if they use a decent lab and their cut-off is in the normal range (100ng/ml for coke metabolites is what a lot of major labs use) then you need minimum 72 hours.
The home test is useless, it only tests at much higher levels than a lab.
Of course if they don't send the sample to a lab but just do a pos/neg test like the home test then you could be OK.
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Well I dropped. So I guess I'll find out Monday. I did the last at-home test and it came back again with a faint line. Wish me luck. I'll keep you guys posted.
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Hey dude dont panic I was drug tested for a year and had no problems. Go to GNC and get Niacin. It will flush out your system, you may even turn beat red like i did, no worries its just the drug working. Coke only stays in your system for like 2 or 3 days tops. If you do drink tons of water you should be fine, however the niacin couldnt hurt either, just to be sure. I gave this exact advice weeks ago to a close friend and his test went smooth, he took the niacin and hydrated as much as possible.
Just to give you some idea, I smoked a joint on a Friday, and got tested on a monday and due to the niacin and drinking plenty of water, the test came back negative. Also like someone else mentioned, it really depends on what kind of test it is. Those tests can be expensive so my guess is they usually go with the cheap version which probably isnt as accurate as you might think.
Just my two cents. Good luck buddy and dont panic.
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Well I dropped. So I guess I'll find out Monday. I did the last at-home test and it came back again with a faint line. Wish me luck. I'll keep you guys posted.
Oh SHIT I've had that test before, you didn't fail your piss test but you are pregnant...
Seriously tho- crossing fingers for you and the baby.
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Judgment Day. Hopefully, I don't any calls today from HR.
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hope it comes up negative for ya
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It's almost 5 and no phone call or email yet.
I supply the testing center with 2 vials of urine. Does that mean that if I test positive that the second vial is tested to confirm the second one??? Does that usually happen the same day or the next day?
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Can't speak for places I don't know about but, yes sometimes they ask for 2 samples and if the field test comes back positive (if they use field tests where you are) they'll send the second off to a lab for more accurate testing. This is common in my experience. And in the same vein they didn't usually notify the tested person until the lab results came back. IF that's what's happening it will take several days unless there is a local lab in the area. Then it should only be a day, maybe 2.
Once again this is what I know from organizations I have been associated with or have knowledge of. I cannot say this is standard practice for everyone. Your situation may be completely different. But I would feel safe saying if you don't hear anything by the end of the week you should be good.
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So far so good. I've had a few scares though. The lady in HR who's responsible for the testing, we'll say her name is "Jane". Well yesterday, after I got home, my phone rang and the person on the other line said, "[My name], this is Jane.".........my heart dropped and skipped a beat, I thought my life was over.....then I heard the words...."from the pest control company". Oh my god, what a relief.
Later today, I get an email from someone else at HR, and I'm not viewing the subject line as when I saw her name I got tunnel vision. Then when my vision came back into focus the subject line was something unrelated to the testing.
So, if I don't post anymore, it's safe to assume, I'm in the clear.
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...if you get someones urine you are going to have to keep it above ~96F when it goes in the cup. the cups have heat strips...
I did not know that. If the let you do it in a bathroom in private perhaps you could use the hot water tap to set off the strip prior to putting in the piss?
Frankly it sounds like you have shitty bosses.
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Can't speak for places I don't know about but, yes sometimes they ask for 2 samples and if the field test comes back positive (if they use field tests where you are) they'll send the second off to a lab for more accurate testing. This is common in my experience. And in the same vein they didn't usually notify the tested person until the lab results came back. IF that's what's happening it will take several days unless there is a local lab in the area. Then it should only be a day, maybe 2.
Once again this is what I know from organizations I have been associated with or have knowledge of. I cannot say this is standard practice for everyone. Your situation may be completely different. But I would feel safe saying if you don't hear anything by the end of the week you should be good.
i know its a completely different scenario but when i was in jail and you got pulled in to do a piss test, they would pour it into two cups. the first would be sealed and they'd ask you to sign the seal. the second they would use to do a strip test there and then. if it came back positive then you would be up for an adjudication. you could either accept there that you had used drugs and admit your guilt. in which case they would punish you with extra days or loss of privileges. if you denied guilt then the other sample, the one which was sealed would be sent off to a lab. obviously if you made them send it off to a lab and you were guilty then they wouldn't be happy for the extra cost you'd caused them, and the punishment would show this.
the lab would take up to six weeks tho, so if you were close to release then it was possible to have it put off until after you got out and so avoid getting any extra days, lol.