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Discussion => Newbie discussion => Topic started by: SeekEnlighten on August 14, 2013, 11:45 pm

Title: Fuck you coinbase!!!!!
Post by: SeekEnlighten on August 14, 2013, 11:45 pm
I hate coinbase. Last week I made my first transaction on coinbase worth like $20 and apparently had to wait a week, and was supposed to get my BTC at 415 today. So I've been checking impatiently to see if it maybe came early, but guess what? Its not coming! They fucking cancelled my transaction 10 minutes before I was supposed to get my coin. 10 fucking minutes.  Could've cancelled it earlier but they fuckin waited till the last possible minute for me to find a new source for bitcoins. I dont want to verify my shit anymore fuck all that, and localbitcoins doesn't have any local coin sellers that deal with anything under 1 bitcoin.

What the fuck man....To everyone at coinbase you can all suck my fat cock and choke on it motherfuckin laggers. Fuck coinbase. Faggot bitches. Coinbase sucks.

Not to mention the fact that Ive been waiting for my coin so I could order my shit and get high as fuck. Fuckers ruined my day/weekend.
Title: Re: Fuck you coinbase!!!!!
Post by: xxsquidxx on August 14, 2013, 11:56 pm
I'm so sorry to hear that.  >:(
Title: Re: Fuck you coinbase!!!!!
Post by: SeekEnlighten on August 15, 2013, 12:05 am
Im so pissed...they better be able to manually complete the transaction if they ever reply. What a great way to celebrate my 50th post...no bitcoins. Yay. Fuck my life and everything in it I just wanna go diving into the deep ocean until my lungs and ears rupture and blame it all on coinbase because they ruin lives.  :(
Title: Re: Fuck you coinbase!!!!!
Post by: xxsquidxx on August 15, 2013, 12:09 am
Coinbase can go suck a fuck. They are obviously working with the feds.
Title: Re: Fuck you coinbase!!!!!
Post by: SeekEnlighten on August 15, 2013, 12:12 am
Yea they can all eat my gooch...is there any other service I can use to buy BTC online with a debit/credit card and NOT have to wait a week for my shit to not even come?
Title: Re: Fuck you coinbase!!!!!
Post by: Wintersky on August 15, 2013, 12:16 am
I didnt have any problems with coinbase other than having to wait a while. Did they give you a reason why they canceled your transaction? It seems like if your money is in the bank it shouldnt be a problem.
Title: Re: Fuck you coinbase!!!!!
Post by: cyberscour on August 15, 2013, 12:20 am
Pretty sure coinbase is a scam. Sorry man :(
Title: Re: Fuck you coinbase!!!!!
Post by: SeekEnlighten on August 15, 2013, 12:25 am
Yea no they didn't scam me at all...Im pretty sure they are legit. They refunded me fully, its not even that that I was worried about(only 20$), Its the fact that I had to wait a week to get a tiny amount of bitcoin, and they couldnt even process it! That really pissed me off! Is there another service I can use guys that would maybe get me btc by tonight so I could order shit Tonight? Thanks in advance ppl.
Title: Re: Fuck you coinbase!!!!!
Post by: xxsquidxx on August 15, 2013, 12:28 am
Shit man... all I know is BitInstant and they are temporarily shut down like a bitch.
Title: Re: Fuck you coinbase!!!!!
Post by: SeekEnlighten on August 15, 2013, 12:34 am
Damn...literally take my life and fuck it...please....fuck it hard as hard as you can cuz thats what motherfuckers be doin to mine!!! Lol I'm only being dramatic...but I get really bipolar when I dont have drugs or shit like this goes down. My life is the equivalent to a prostitute...gettin fucked left and right by randoms!! Except hookers do get paid! So my life is just getting basically raped like no other! I hate technology some times..most of the time ;( I just want drugs :(
Title: Re: Fuck you coinbase!!!!!
Post by: mcchickenrulz on August 15, 2013, 02:49 am
I have had only success with coinbase. I guess some of us are just luckier than others :/  where are you located?
Title: Re: Fuck you coinbase!!!!!
Post by: SeekEnlighten on August 15, 2013, 06:34 am
can't say dude :/ but I guess your right I just want customer service to reply to my emails and maybe they can work something out and manually do the transaction so I can be satisfied.
Title: Re: Fuck you coinbase!!!!!
Post by: drugsrbettafree on August 15, 2013, 06:37 am
coinbase seems to be hit or miss

worked for me tho!
Title: Re: Fuck you coinbase!!!!!
Post by: SeekEnlighten on August 15, 2013, 06:48 am
Damn why is everyone but me successful with coinbase? I wouldn't suppose anyone has a spare 0.21BTC hehehe ;). Im kidding of course. Unless your wealthy and feeling generous lol :)
Title: Re: Fuck you coinbase!!!!!
Post by: TeegDougland on August 15, 2013, 06:55 am
Coinbase worked fine for me and my first transaction was for over $600. Just don't use it with tor or you'll be flagged as suspicious and your order will be cancelled.
Title: Re: Fuck you coinbase!!!!!
Post by: SeekEnlighten on August 15, 2013, 06:58 am
Dam really I dont think I used Tor to access coinbase...hope not....Fuck well that might've been it. Is anyone willing to use an escrow service and sell me .22BTC for $22.10? Please?
Title: Re: Fuck you coinbase!!!!!
Post by: Darknet Brahmin on August 15, 2013, 06:59 am
Yep coinbase is whoring out their data to the fed.  That's why they require verification on all customers if they don't use a debit card.
Title: Re: Fuck you coinbase!!!!!
Post by: SeekEnlighten on August 15, 2013, 07:02 am
Fuuuck really...............................................................................................what do I do now?
Title: Re: Fuck you coinbase!!!!!
Post by: TeegDougland on August 15, 2013, 07:06 am
Buying bitcoins isn't illegal. Just launder them a bit through blockchain or whatever before sending them to your SR address.
Title: Re: Fuck you coinbase!!!!!
Post by: SeekEnlighten on August 15, 2013, 07:11 am
Man you really can't be lazy while dealing with this stuff...which sucks cuz im a lazy ass. Fuck I guess tomorow im going to have to order more fuckin bitcoins from coinbase. Do you or does anyone have a general idea how long coinbase support takes to get back at you?