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Discussion => Off topic => Topic started by: Reason on September 21, 2013, 01:41 am
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OK, we have all had some shit happen while we were high...where like a minute later you think "Did that just really happen or am I totally tripping balls?"
So share the tale my friend!
Here's one to start.
So my old girlfriend and I were getting stoned in my car parked on a remote lonely street next to a lake. We'd just finished the joint and were stoned as fuck, and were just sitting in the car chillin' looking at the lake. Suddenly a fucking cop car pulls up in back of us. Shit! Then this weird looking paddy-wagon police truck pulls past us and pulls in infront of us. Double SHIT! We are so stoned we could hardly move. Two cops get out of the cop car in back of us and start walking up beside us on either side of my car. They reach the driver/passenger door and stop. They just stand there. We are freaking the fuck out.
The two cops get out of the paddy-wagon cop car and walk toward us. Do they think we're going to put up a fight? Was this some sort of sting? Four cops for two stoned kids? What are they waiting for?
They go to the back of the paddy wagon and open the doors. There 's a big cage in there...they lift it out and there's this gigantic raccoon in it. The two cops carry it over to the side of the lake and the other two cops step in front of my car and make stay-put signs with thier hands. Then they open the door...the racoon waddles out. They pick up the cage put it back in the paddy wagon, all the cops get back in their cars..and they all drive away after waving to us.
My girlfriend and I have been sitting there totally motionless this whole time frozen in terror.
The racoon walks up to my car and just sits there looking at us.
We just burst out laughing...WTF!!
R.
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No way...seriously..no one can top that!?