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Discussion => Newbie discussion => Topic started by: Shadowdance on June 03, 2013, 12:55 pm

Title: What type of exotic animal do/would you have?
Post by: Shadowdance on June 03, 2013, 12:55 pm
Because as we all know, drug dealers MUST have exotic animals laying around, if animal planet has taught us anything.

Note: Not a condoning of irresponsible animal keeping.

For me, capybara.

Ps. If you google capybara and see a person with a capybara that person is totally not me.

pps. If you say "buy a pitbull" you fail at defining exotic and fail for wanting to buy an animal that has been filling up shelters and subsequently their dumpsters, for years.
Title: Re: What type of exotic animal do/would you have?
Post by: Paradiselost on June 03, 2013, 01:04 pm
I had a lion for a year. He was only a kitten, about the size of a medium dog.
Title: Re: What type of exotic animal do/would you have?
Post by: Shadowdance on June 03, 2013, 01:07 pm
Hey. Ever notice it's never the lion that attack people but always the lioness?
At least from what I've seen on the surface of big cat keeping lions seem to be the safest big cat.
Title: Re: What type of exotic animal do/would you have?
Post by: zxydwx3 on June 03, 2013, 01:08 pm
Capybara would be awesome. I'd get a pair so I could breed them, and sell the babies to other OGs.
Title: Re: What type of exotic animal do/would you have?
Post by: FallGirl on June 03, 2013, 01:18 pm
I'm quite partial to a platypus  8)
Title: Re: What type of exotic animal do/would you have?
Post by: Shadowdance on June 03, 2013, 01:44 pm
What's an OG?

I think platypi are cool too, it's just the males are full of poison.
I like the aquatic animals, fun to swim with and watch swim. My capybara would come with me to the beach.@_@
I was thinking beforehand an otter or a mink(both swimmers). But an otter would be more difficult to feed and giant rodent trumps mink. Plus I'd have to raid a fur farm for one,and also they are quite vicious until you can tame them down.
Title: Re: What type of exotic animal do/would you have?
Post by: SealTeam6 on June 03, 2013, 01:53 pm
The King.  A Lion!
Title: Re: What type of exotic animal do/would you have?
Post by: terpene on June 03, 2013, 02:47 pm
A Brazilian woman.

Or a Swede.
Title: Re: What type of exotic animal do/would you have?
Post by: SplinterUK on June 03, 2013, 03:10 pm
I really like the idea of getting an albino snake of some kind, specifically if it's white as I'm not fond of the yellow ones. Maybe a King snake?
Title: Re: What type of exotic animal do/would you have?
Post by: Moloch on June 03, 2013, 03:24 pm
Hope this doesn't sound too sinister, but I'm going to be honest: I'd like some pet humans. :)
Title: Re: What type of exotic animal do/would you have?
Post by: Shadowdance on June 03, 2013, 04:02 pm
I think those are called children, but watch out. Primates in general are nasty once they hit puberty.
Destroying your shit, demanding food all the time, difficult to understand, all the medical care, plus all the drama that they get into.
Also their adoption rate is insane, 20,000 for an unwanted child.
Title: Re: What type of exotic animal do/would you have?
Post by: soviet on June 03, 2013, 04:52 pm
A wooly mammoth. I'd ride on its back straight to world domination.