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Discussion => Newbie discussion => Topic started by: 88fxstc on April 12, 2013, 07:57 pm

Title: Dumb jokes to reac 50 posts
Post by: 88fxstc on April 12, 2013, 07:57 pm
Whatcha do when you see an elephant coming???

Stick a finger up his ass... ;D
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Post by: 88fxstc on April 12, 2013, 07:59 pm
Whats the difference between chopped meat and pea soup???

You can chop meat but you can't pea soup.... :P
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Post by: MosExpress on April 12, 2013, 08:03 pm
xaxaxa
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Post by: upsidedownsex on April 12, 2013, 08:03 pm
whos the spam ham on my can pam?

...niggers
Title: Re: Dumb jokes to reac 50 posts
Post by: 88fxstc on April 12, 2013, 08:08 pm
Last night I crossed the street, walked into a bar and changed the lightbulb.....

Thats when I realized that my life is 1 bigt joke.... :-\
Title: Re: Dumb jokes to reac 50 posts
Post by: 88fxstc on April 12, 2013, 08:19 pm
Why did the chicken cross the road???
To get to the other side..

Why did the baby cross the road???
He was stapled to the chicken... :o
Title: Re: Dumb jokes to reac 50 posts
Post by: MosExpress on April 12, 2013, 08:20 pm
Whatcha do when you see an elephant coming???

Stick a finger up his ass... ;D

Hellooo

LOL
Title: Re: Dumb jokes to reac 50 posts
Post by: 88fxstc on April 12, 2013, 08:22 pm
How many sluts could a woodchuck fuck if a woodchuck could fuck sluts???
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Post by: 88fxstc on April 12, 2013, 08:34 pm
A woman went to her doctor for advice.

She told him that her husband had developed a penchant for anal sex, and she was not sure that it was such a good idea.

"Do you enjoy it?" The doctor asked.

"Actually, yes, I do."

"Does it hurt you?" he asked.

"No. I rather like it."

"Well, then," the doctor continued, "there's no reason that you shouldn't practice anal sex, if that's what you like, so long as you take care not to get pregnant."

The woman was mystified.

"What? You can get pregnant from anal sex?"

"Of course," the doctor replied, "Where do you think politicians come from?"


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Title: Re: Dumb jokes to reac 50 posts
Post by: 88fxstc on April 12, 2013, 08:37 pm
Stickingf to the political theme as the last dumb joke........ here's a real joke..

Barack Hussein Obama    ::)
Title: Re: Dumb jokes to reac 50 posts
Post by: internet on April 12, 2013, 08:38 pm
new Louis CK comedy special on HBO tomorrow night!
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Post by: Starryeyedsuprise on April 12, 2013, 08:40 pm
What's the difference between peanut butter and jam?


I can't peanut butter my dick up your ass.
Title: Re: Dumb jokes to reac 50 posts
Post by: 88fxstc on April 12, 2013, 08:41 pm
Cool, Loui is one funny dude
Title: Re: Dumb jokes to reac 50 posts
Post by: 88fxstc on April 12, 2013, 08:44 pm
What's the difference between peanut butter and jam?


I can't peanut butter my dick up your ass.

 :D    funny shit    :D
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Post by: 88fxstc on April 12, 2013, 08:49 pm
Why don't blind people skydive?????

It scares the fuck outa the dog.... :P
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Post by: bestsmile on April 12, 2013, 08:50 pm
vcbcvbcvbvb
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Post by: 88fxstc on April 12, 2013, 08:53 pm
What do you call a gay dinasaur???

A mega-sor-ass
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Post by: jackherer1975 on April 12, 2013, 09:01 pm
two elephants fall off a cliff...

Boom Boom!
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Post by: Phineas Finn on April 12, 2013, 09:20 pm
What's the difference between Beer Nuts and Deer Nuts? 

Beer Nuts cost $1.  Deer Nuts are always under a buck.
Title: Re: Dumb jokes to reac 50 posts
Post by: 88fxstc on April 12, 2013, 09:26 pm
Two muffins are in the oven.
One says to the other "God it's hot in here"
The other one replies "Oh no... It's a talking muffin"

Title: Re: Dumb jokes to reac 50 posts
Post by: serotonin on April 12, 2013, 09:27 pm
why am I so funny?

I was born this way
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Post by: 88fxstc on April 12, 2013, 09:28 pm
 What's pink and fluffy???
. Pink fluff

 What's blue and fluffy????
. Pink fluff holding it's breath

 ;)

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Post by: 88fxstc on April 12, 2013, 09:53 pm
Whats best about shagging Twenty - Eight year olds?
There is Twenty of them!

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Post by: 88fxstc on April 12, 2013, 09:56 pm
What do you say to a woman with 2 black eyes?

Nothing, you already told her twice...
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Post by: chem on April 12, 2013, 09:57 pm
Two muffins are in the oven.
One says to the other "God it's hot in here"
The other one replies "Oh no... It's a talking muffin"

This one gets me every time!
=)
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Post by: 88fxstc on April 12, 2013, 09:59 pm
What does a fish say when it runs into a wall?
DAMN!

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Post by: HighJack on April 12, 2013, 10:04 pm
your face
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Post by: 88fxstc on April 12, 2013, 10:06 pm
Why do gorillas  have big nostrils?
Coz they got big fingers!!!!!!!!!

 ::)

Title: Re: Dumb jokes to reac 50 posts
Post by: HighJack on April 12, 2013, 10:11 pm
iddqd
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Post by: 88fxstc on April 12, 2013, 10:15 pm
Johnny, George, and Bert were driving along in their pickup when they saw a sheep caught in the fence with its hind end up in the air.

Bert said, "I wish that was Sharon Stone."

George echoed, "I wish it was Demi Moore."

Little Johnny sighed, "I wish it was dark . . . "

Title: Re: Dumb jokes to reac 50 posts
Post by: youtrippn on April 12, 2013, 10:18 pm
dumb jokes are dumb

get it

:)
Title: Re: Dumb jokes to reac 50 posts
Post by: 88fxstc on April 12, 2013, 10:40 pm
 What is the difference between and Virgin and a washing machine?
 The washing machine doesn't follow you around for two weeks after you dump a load in it!

Title: Re: Dumb jokes to reac 50 posts
Post by: 88fxstc on April 12, 2013, 10:47 pm
Mickey goes to the judge after speaking to him before about getting a divorce with Minney. The judge says "I'm sorry Mickey but I couldn't find grounds for divorce for being insane. Mickey looks stunned and says "I didn't say she was insane I said she was fucking Goofy

Title: Re: Dumb jokes to reac 50 posts
Post by: NorthWoods on April 12, 2013, 11:06 pm
A doctor tells his patient, I have bad news for you:
You have Alzheimers and cancer.
The old man says; well at least I don't have cancer.
Title: Re: Dumb jokes to reac 50 posts
Post by: 88fxstc on April 12, 2013, 11:09 pm
Bungee jumping is like getting a blowjob off your granny, It feels great but for christs sake don't look down
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Post by: 88fxstc on April 12, 2013, 11:11 pm
A french fry walks into the bar and says to the bartender "Hay , could I get a beer please"
The barthened looks at him shacking his head and say "No, we don't serve food here
Title: Re: Dumb jokes to reac 50 posts
Post by: NorthWoods on April 12, 2013, 11:13 pm
There are two types of people in this world.
Those who can extrapolate from incomplete information
Title: Re: Dumb jokes to reac 50 posts
Post by: 88fxstc on April 12, 2013, 11:15 pm
What do you do with a years worth of used condoms?
Melt them, turn them into tire and call it a goodyear
Title: Re: Dumb jokes to reac 50 posts
Post by: 88fxstc on April 12, 2013, 11:16 pm
What's the difference between a penis and a bonus?
Your wife will always blow your bonus!

Title: Re: Dumb jokes to reac 50 posts
Post by: 88fxstc on April 12, 2013, 11:18 pm

One night a policewoman pulls over a drunk driver.
She politely asks him to step out of his car. He willingly does so.
She says, "Anything you say can and will be Held against you."
He replies "BREASTS."

Title: Re: Dumb jokes to reac 50 posts
Post by: 88fxstc on April 12, 2013, 11:27 pm
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Title: Re: Dumb jokes to reac 50 posts
Post by: 88fxstc on April 12, 2013, 11:29 pm

A New Zealander walking along the road with a sheep under each arm.
He meets another New Zealander who says "you sheerin' mate?" and the first guy replies "naw, they're all mine"

Title: Re: Dumb jokes to reac 50 posts
Post by: NorthWoods on April 12, 2013, 11:31 pm
What did one hat say to the other?
You stay here, I'll go on a head.
Title: Re: Dumb jokes to reac 50 posts
Post by: 88fxstc on April 12, 2013, 11:41 pm
Thisw 50 post thing is a pain in the ass!!!!!
Title: Re: Dumb jokes to reac 50 posts
Post by: 88fxstc on April 12, 2013, 11:43 pm
A man is driving happily along when he is pulled over by the police. The cop approaches him and politely asks, "Have you been drinking, sir?"
"Why?" says the man. "Is there a fat chick in my car?"

Title: Re: Dumb jokes to reac 50 posts
Post by: 88fxstc on April 12, 2013, 11:48 pm
Two eggs boiling in a pan, one male and one female.
The female egg says "Look, I've got a crack"
"No good telling me" replies the male egg "I'm not hard yet"

Title: Re: Dumb jokes to reac 50 posts
Post by: 88fxstc on April 12, 2013, 11:50 pm
Q. Why don't they have any toilet paper in KFC?
A. Because its finger licking good!

Title: Re: Dumb jokes to reac 50 posts
Post by: 88fxstc on April 12, 2013, 11:52 pm
Q. Why don't guys like to preform oral sex on a woman the morning after sex?
A. Have you ever tried pulling apart a grilled cheese sandwich?

Title: Re: Dumb jokes to reac 50 posts
Post by: 88fxstc on April 12, 2013, 11:54 pm
Q. What do a gynocologist and a pizza boy have in common?
A. They can smell it but they cant eat it!

Title: Re: Dumb jokes to reac 50 posts
Post by: NorthWoods on April 12, 2013, 11:55 pm
Thisw 50 post thing is a pain in the ass!!!!!

50 posts didn't seem like a lot in the beginning....
I think we should be able to transfer post counts from other forums :)
Title: Re: Dumb jokes to reac 50 posts
Post by: 88fxstc on April 13, 2013, 12:00 am
Girl: Do you believe in puppy love?
Boy: I tried it once, but their assholes are too small.


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Title: Re: Dumb jokes to reac 50 posts
Post by: 88fxstc on April 13, 2013, 12:03 am
I'm gettin there    :o
Title: Re: Dumb jokes to reac 50 posts
Post by: 88fxstc on April 13, 2013, 12:10 am
I wonder what fish smelled like before women went swimming?


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Title: Re: Dumb jokes to reac 50 posts
Post by: 88fxstc on April 13, 2013, 12:15 am

A lion would never betray his wife but a tiger 'Wood'
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Post by: pollywaffle on April 13, 2013, 12:17 am
Having to have 50 posts is the real joke
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Post by: 88fxstc on April 13, 2013, 12:39 am
 How do you know if a blonde has been in your fridge?


There is lipstick on your cucumbers.
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Post by: 88fxstc on April 13, 2013, 12:40 am
WOO HOO!!!!!!!!!
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Post by: Zerotrash on April 13, 2013, 12:43 am
What do you say to a average canadian?


You don't eat sleep or mow the lawn, you just fuck your uncle all day long.
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Post by: Zerotrash on April 13, 2013, 12:45 am
LOL some crazy ass jokes on this shit.
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Post by: PB on April 13, 2013, 01:51 am
Q. What do a gynocologist and a pizza boy have in common?
A. They can smell it but they cant eat it!

JOTY
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Post by: WoodenHills on April 13, 2013, 02:32 am
My mother always used to beat with the telephone,     

i was always on the receiveing end!
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Post by: WoodenHills on April 13, 2013, 02:39 am
My grandad was in the second world war and he couldn't stop scribbling.

Yeah he was hit by the doodle bug. :)
Title: Re: Dumb jokes to reac 50 posts
Post by: marthastewarthereforyou on April 13, 2013, 02:55 am
some  good jokes here!!!
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Post by: WoodenHills on April 13, 2013, 03:01 am
I once asked a Scotsman, " When you were a teenager did you get spots"

He said, "Ach-neey"
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Post by: Slingingstacks on April 13, 2013, 03:03 am

Why do chicken coops have 2 doors?

Because if they had 4 doors they'd be chicken sedans.
Title: Re: Dumb jokes to reac 50 posts
Post by: WoodenHills on April 13, 2013, 03:13 am
My sister has hayfever and she just found out she's diabetic,

So I thought i'd cheer her up a bit,   you know with flowers and chocolate :)
Title: Re: Dumb jokes to reac 50 posts
Post by: WoodenHills on April 13, 2013, 03:20 am
So I said to this bloke, "hit me",

And as I laid on the floor, I thought to myself,    "I asked for that"

Title: Re: Dumb jokes to reac 50 posts
Post by: WoodenHills on April 13, 2013, 03:24 am
I remember when I went Vietnam,    This fortune tellar came up to me and he was on fire!

Turns out he was a Nepalm reader.
Title: Re: Dumb jokes to reac 50 posts
Post by: cultmadeline on April 13, 2013, 05:44 pm
This is for #23
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Post by: Starryeyedsuprise on April 15, 2013, 07:48 pm
spam spam spam spam spam spam sorry spam spam spam spam
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Post by: Starryeyedsuprise on April 15, 2013, 08:00 pm
Lol
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Post by: Starryeyedsuprise on April 15, 2013, 08:04 pm
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Title: Re: Dumb jokes to reac 50 posts
Post by: Starryeyedsuprise on April 15, 2013, 08:09 pm
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Post by: Paperclip on April 16, 2013, 02:51 pm
Haha
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Post by: siniztriker on April 16, 2013, 03:04 pm
 8) 8) 8) 8)
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Post by: kulivoko on April 16, 2013, 04:11 pm
lol