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Discussion => Newbie discussion => Topic started by: BulletForMyValentine on August 15, 2013, 03:20 pm

Title: How to get bitcoins for a noob?
Post by: BulletForMyValentine on August 15, 2013, 03:20 pm
Hi, I'm 16 and I find all this bitcoins nonsense a bit complicated. Cash in the mail is the easiest option I guess. I can't do bank transfer simply because I'm not 18. I can pay by visa card, that's if any websites sell them of course.

Please help me x

BulletForMyValentine
Title: Re: How to get bitcoins for a noob?
Post by: qasm on August 15, 2013, 03:57 pm
come on man you got your whole life ahead of you is it really worth spending the best part of your life in jail
forget the bitcoins trust me the scammer vendors and LE will see you coming a mile away

peace
Title: Re: How to get bitcoins for a noob?
Post by: slirp on August 15, 2013, 04:28 pm
If you give your credit card to a website then you're going to get screwed.

Kids buying drugs gives the politicians ammunition to maintain harsh drug laws.  If you are living at home you shouldn't be receiving drugs in the mail or have drugs at home anyway.
Title: Re: How to get bitcoins for a noob?
Post by: aerodyne on August 15, 2013, 04:34 pm
Dude, your brain's not even fully developed yet. I know that sounds patronising but I didn't even touch weed til I was nigh on 18 and judging by the fuckups I know who were cutting class at 14 to get baked that was an excellent decision.

Also, there's not a single drug in the world that makes Bullet For My Valentine's music sound good ;)
Title: Re: How to get bitcoins for a noob?
Post by: Loggan92 on August 15, 2013, 08:30 pm
I could get bitcoins for you without taking any fee, just for goodwill, I will need physical cash, cause im planning to buy more bitcoins myself, therefor if you figure out a safe way to do this (for your own safety) then please PM me.
Title: Re: How to get bitcoins for a noob?
Post by: slirp on August 15, 2013, 11:05 pm
If you send cash in the mail to somebody then expect to get fucked.
Title: Re: How to get bitcoins for a noob?
Post by: CityWok on August 15, 2013, 11:13 pm
Also, there's not a single drug in the world that makes Bullet For My Valentine's music sound good ;)

Clearly, you never tried slab!
Title: Re: How to get bitcoins for a noob?
Post by: CMK2914 on August 15, 2013, 11:17 pm
First of all, you are young, so please consider holding off on drugs for now.  At the very least, consider holding off on anything other than MJ.  I was at a fest recently, and there were a bunch of girls who were probably no more than 15-16 coming super close to whoring themselves out for drugs, and it was fucking awful/pitiful/disheartening.  I know not all you youngsters act like that, but it can be difficult to stop doing something that feels good when you're an adult, let alone when you are still developing, and that shit can have an effect on how your brain develops.

Also, please consider that getting anything illicit sent to your address while you live at home with your parents can have a profound effect on other people.  Imagine if your parents opened a package for you and found some drugs.  They'd probably be mad, right?  Now imagine what would happen if you get a controlled delivery and all of a sudden there is a team of cops in your living room scaring the shit out of your family because you got drugs shipped there.  Not only are they gonna be pissed, but you will have caused them significant fear, pain, and anguish.  It isn't worth it.  And don't get me started on how you would fuck up someone else's life by getting something shipped to them...

Now that I'm done lecturing you (but trust me, even though I don't know you it is because I give a shit about you growing up to be a normal, decent person), I'll give you a real answer:

<<Edited to delete because clearly you are too immature>>
Title: Re: How to get bitcoins for a noob?
Post by: guacamolly on August 16, 2013, 02:52 am
I recommend coinbase
Title: Re: How to get bitcoins for a noob?
Post by: ThaMiddleMan on August 16, 2013, 02:57 am
you know where I am at Bullet , grab a MP at walmart
Title: Re: How to get bitcoins for a noob?
Post by: BulletForMyValentine on August 16, 2013, 05:09 am
you know where I am at Bullet , grab a MP at walmart

I can't they don't sell in the UK. Can do MoneyGram but that's going to take ages /:
Title: Re: How to get bitcoins for a noob?
Post by: ThaMiddleMan on August 16, 2013, 05:12 am
they dont have MG in Minutes?
Title: Re: How to get bitcoins for a noob?
Post by: SmellsLikeCalifornia on August 16, 2013, 05:14 am
You're 16, gtfo you dumbass.

Scrape up the shit off the side of your town asshole to smoke it like we all did when we were 16
Title: Re: How to get bitcoins for a noob?
Post by: Hitch on August 16, 2013, 05:25 am
   Everyone is so hateful to teenagers on this site. This is the best place for them. They've got every right to take some drugs if they want to try them out, and better they get quality product stealth shipped anonymously than having some seedy twat rip them off and try to hit on them or their girlfriends.
 
   All this crap about their brains, are any of you developmental psychologists? I've been taking drugs since highschool and there's nothing wrong with my faculties. Now, if you'll excuse me the nurse is saying it's time for my electro-icebath therapy.
Title: Re: How to get bitcoins for a noob?
Post by: Hitch on August 16, 2013, 05:38 am

   What's the bet this teen's inbox is packed full of messages similar to this

  "Hey hey :) how's it going? haha yeah I'd be happy to help you ;) ;) like the drugs ey? ha I'm 49 yeah cool haha Where do you live? You on icq? Can I send you a video of me masturbating?"
Title: Re: How to get bitcoins for a noob?
Post by: BulletForMyValentine on August 16, 2013, 05:44 am

   What's the bet this teen's inbox is packed full of messages similar to this

  "Hey hey :) how's it going? haha yeah I'd be happy to help you ;) ;) like the drugs ey? ha I'm 49 yeah cool haha Where do you live? You on icq? Can I send you a video of me masturbating?"

Go fuck yourself you queer.
Title: Re: How to get bitcoins for a noob?
Post by: BulletForMyValentine on August 16, 2013, 05:47 am
they dont have MG in Minutes?

Hey um can you talk me through MG please?
Title: Re: How to get bitcoins for a noob?
Post by: BulletForMyValentine on August 16, 2013, 05:51 am
You're 16, gtfo you dumbass.

Scrape up the shit off the side of your town asshole to smoke it like we all did when we were 16
Make me gtfo, you cunt. Oh wait..you can't!
Title: Re: How to get bitcoins for a noob?
Post by: Hitch on August 16, 2013, 05:53 am

   What's the bet this teen's inbox is packed full of messages similar to this

  "Hey hey :) how's it going? haha yeah I'd be happy to help you ;) ;) like the drugs ey? ha I'm 49 yeah cool haha Where do you live? You on icq? Can I send you a video of me masturbating?"

Go fuck yourself you queer.

  Jesus...? That'll teach me to stick up for young people lol
Title: Re: How to get bitcoins for a noob?
Post by: UnitedWeDab on August 16, 2013, 05:54 am
Anyone of you remember being 16? I'm not saying let's give the kid crack but how do you know he doesn't have anxiety and want to chill out with some MMJ he can't get in his town?
Title: Re: How to get bitcoins for a noob?
Post by: BulletForMyValentine on August 16, 2013, 05:57 am
Anyone of you remember being 16? I'm not saying let's give the kid crack but how do you know he doesn't have anxiety and want to chill out with some MMJ he can't get in his town?
Ikr..! Don't judge a book by it's cover.
Title: Re: How to get bitcoins for a noob?
Post by: bigbadwolff on August 16, 2013, 08:42 am
very interesting
Title: Re: How to get bitcoins for a noob?
Post by: LP88 on August 16, 2013, 09:11 am

   What's the bet this teen's inbox is packed full of messages similar to this

  "Hey hey :) how's it going? haha yeah I'd be happy to help you ;) ;) like the drugs ey? ha I'm 49 yeah cool haha Where do you live? You on icq? Can I send you a video of me masturbating?"

Go fuck yourself you queer.

  Jesus...? That'll teach me to stick up for young people lol

Dude, I bet s/he didn't read your first post
Title: Re: How to get bitcoins for a noob?
Post by: CMK2914 on August 16, 2013, 04:22 pm

   What's the bet this teen's inbox is packed full of messages similar to this

  "Hey hey :) how's it going? haha yeah I'd be happy to help you ;) ;) like the drugs ey? ha I'm 49 yeah cool haha Where do you live? You on icq? Can I send you a video of me masturbating?"

Go fuck yourself you queer.

Well this certainly makes me regret ever giving you useful advice. 

First of all, the guy was actually sticking up for you.

Second of all, why would you resort to such hateful language? You think that's cool?  I'll give you an early life lesson - it isn't. 
Title: Re: How to get bitcoins for a noob?
Post by: jibbs on August 16, 2013, 04:46 pm
I like to try and give everyone the benefit of the doubt, even teens, but you're a dick, you lipped off someone who was actually sticking up for you, either because you were too lazy to read, or too stupid to realize it, either way, you shouldn't be taking drugs if you're too lazy to research them, or too stupid to understand the risks.

I hope you get scammed.