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Discussion => Newbie discussion => Topic started by: Q789123 on May 07, 2013, 08:38 am

Title: How do you launder money?
Post by: Q789123 on May 07, 2013, 08:38 am
I am having trouble turning my profits into cash, without leaving trace by LE.

Can anyone tell me how it is done?

Thanks

Q
Title: Re: How do you launder money?
Post by: pman7 on May 07, 2013, 08:39 am
 ;)
Title: Re: How do you launder money?
Post by: pman7 on May 07, 2013, 08:40 am
 ;D
Title: Re: How do you launder money?
Post by: Limetless on May 07, 2013, 08:43 am
If you are vending here and didn't think this far ahead then to be honest you shouldn't be asking yourself "How do I launder money" it should be more like "What the fuck am I doing with my life?" or "Was I born being a dumb-ass with no common sense or did I just work really hard at it?" or even better than that "Can I count to potato?".

Have a nice day. :)
Title: Re: How do you launder money?
Post by: livestr0ng on May 07, 2013, 09:13 am
You can just leave it in your pants pocket and wait until you pull the pants out of the drier to notice there was money in them. Wait what was the question?
Lolol, I couldn't resist.
Title: Re: How do you launder money?
Post by: WingWong on May 07, 2013, 09:27 am
Why is nobody answering his question, is this something we don't discuss on this forum or what?

i'd say so. why help LE?
Title: Re: How do you launder money?
Post by: WingWong on May 07, 2013, 10:18 am
Why is nobody answering his question, is this something we don't discuss on this forum or what?

i'd say so. why help LE?

what's LE? im guessing for now its law enforcement... and you cant be sure he is..

im not law enforcement... and i want to know the exact same thing

I didn't mean the OP is LE, just that publicly discussing laundering techniques would be helpful to law enforcement who most definitely troll these forums.
Title: Re: How do you launder money?
Post by: Limetless on May 07, 2013, 11:04 am
Why is nobody answering his question, is this something we don't discuss on this forum or what?

i'd say so. why help LE?

what's LE? im guessing for now its law enforcement... and you cant be sure he is..

im not law enforcement... and i want to know the exact same thing

Lol....if you aren't a vendor you have no need or business knowing but if you are then why don't you discuss it in the Vendor forum away from the general populace.
Title: Re: How do you launder money?
Post by: Q789123 on May 11, 2013, 12:02 pm
Actually, I have a method, someone that advertised here. However, they are slow and wondering if anyone had advice on other methods.
Title: Re: How do you launder money?
Post by: YourLocalSuperhero on May 11, 2013, 12:10 pm
If you are vending here and didn't think this far ahead then to be honest you shouldn't be asking yourself "How do I launder money" it should be more like "What the fuck am I doing with my life?" or "Was I born being a dumb-ass with no common sense or did I just work really hard at it?" or even better than that "Can I count to potato?".

Have a nice day. :)

haha u cheeky kunt m8
Title: Re: How do you launder money?
Post by: z3n on May 11, 2013, 03:26 pm
LE probably knows the answers already though :)

Title: Re: How do you launder money?
Post by: Limetless on May 21, 2013, 12:03 am
If you are vending here and didn't think this far ahead then to be honest you shouldn't be asking yourself "How do I launder money" it should be more like "What the fuck am I doing with my life?" or "Was I born being a dumb-ass with no common sense or did I just work really hard at it?" or even better than that "Can I count to potato?".

Have a nice day. :)

haha u cheeky kunt m8

I am indeed. :)
Title: Re: How do you launder money?
Post by: WeBeWeedGirls on May 21, 2013, 12:08 am
Love ya Limitless.
Title: Re: How do you launder money?
Post by: Limetless on May 21, 2013, 12:10 am
Love ya Limitless.

Everybody does, even if they don't show it. ;) 8)
Title: Re: How do you launder money?
Post by: Limetless on May 21, 2013, 12:13 am
Actually, I have a method, someone that advertised here. However, they are slow and wondering if anyone had advice on other methods.

And just to add, by that statement OP I'm assuming you mean you have worked out how to convert BTC into currency and get the cash which isn't actually laundering at all it's just currency trading with the end resulting in you having unaccountable funds.
Title: Re: How do you launder money?
Post by: Meerkovo on May 21, 2013, 01:51 am
People, stop blowing up the poor dude...we are on a forum so we can learn from one another, I do understand this is touchy subject for a lot of people who are making money, but once upon a time you started somewhere, somewhat asked a question or two to someone more knowledgeable then yourself at the time.

Pal, you can launder money in more ways then you can imagine, the whole point of laundering is to make cash accountable. However all that work is useless if your caught with smallest amounts of product or any illegal wrong doing for that matter.

Money laundering is not something that can be done over night, over weeks or months, its an art which on very few can perfect over years of trial and error with successful end results.

Ultimately the point of money laundering is to eventually make it accountable but most importantly keep it out of reach of most jurisdictions who would wanna tap into it :(

It is too much to rant on here, but if you wanna PM me, I can at least point you in the direction where to start.

Must advise though, it can be an expensive process to start off with and requires a great deal of time to learn the strategies and methods involved. I hope I have answered your question partially at the very least.


Cheers