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Discussion => Newbie discussion => Topic started by: maybejustonce on January 17, 2013, 06:44 am

Title: What useless superpower would you want to have?
Post by: maybejustonce on January 17, 2013, 06:44 am
I'd say being able to acquire taste buds in my ass is a must
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Post by: garlow2000 on January 17, 2013, 07:19 am
The ability to grow a mullet in seconds , then remove it at will
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Post by: CompSci on January 17, 2013, 07:22 am
The ability to instantly have fifty posts.

..I'm a simple man.
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Post by: maybejustonce on January 17, 2013, 07:25 am
to be able to freeze time, in one of my memories
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Post by: garlow2000 on January 17, 2013, 07:39 am
instantly to 50 posts is far from useless :D
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Post by: CompSci on January 17, 2013, 07:42 am
instantly to 50 posts is far from useless :D

Is it really?! Really??!?!

I'm just obsessively posting to get to fifty for fun... yeah that's it... fun.  :'(
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Post by: BarryBarron on January 17, 2013, 07:46 am
ownership of a utility belt
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Post by: maybejustonce on January 17, 2013, 07:59 am
ownership of a utility belt

how is that useless?
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Post by: garlow2000 on January 17, 2013, 08:27 am
the ability to create useless abilities
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Post by: Slic on January 17, 2013, 08:39 am
the complete inability to bruise
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Post by: jackass2.0 on January 17, 2013, 08:50 am
punch people in the face, over the internet.
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Post by: ForTehLulz on January 17, 2013, 09:20 am
punch people in the face, over the internet.

Not useless
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Post by: Norfolk83 on January 17, 2013, 09:37 am
sniffer dog nose. then id get a job at the sorting office and thieve all your drugs!  ;D

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Post by: Shamiroqai on January 17, 2013, 09:58 am
I'd like the power to auto-fill Captchas and to make drugs I think of magically appear in front of me whenever I want.
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Post by: Robin on January 17, 2013, 10:04 am
Receive superhuman strength while sleeping. Only when sleeping.

Useless enough?
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Post by: Norfolk83 on January 17, 2013, 10:07 am
sorry mine wasn't useless. but only 11 to go
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Post by: jameslondon on January 17, 2013, 10:35 pm
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Post by: pantheist on January 17, 2013, 10:42 pm
the ability to make small puddles of urine spontaneously appear on the ground.
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Post by: lass on January 17, 2013, 10:44 pm
the ability to suck my own elbow
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Post by: CocaineFlakes on January 17, 2013, 10:45 pm
never sleeep
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Post by: koanresponse on January 18, 2013, 04:58 am
instantly post 50 times to a message board
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Post by: loscoy321 on January 18, 2013, 06:05 am
The ability to make songs/beats with my farts and ass clapping
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Post by: John F Kennedy on January 18, 2013, 06:11 am
The ability to instantly have fifty posts.

..I'm a simple man.
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Post by: DonCoyote on January 18, 2013, 06:15 am
Ability to grow nasal hair so long I could wash in between my toes without bending over  :o

oh, ah shit ~ I think I just grossed myself out with that
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Post by: handsoap on January 18, 2013, 06:02 pm
LOL
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Post by: handsoap on January 18, 2013, 06:12 pm
I mean the power to Laugh Out Loud, really really loud
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Post by: handsoap on January 18, 2013, 06:16 pm
Also the power to move time forward at normal speed
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Post by: NW Nugz on January 18, 2013, 06:20 pm
lol

power to see thru  walls of spam
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Post by: x24x24x on January 19, 2013, 12:00 am
The ability to forget certain things so i could rewatch Star Trek the next generation with fresh eyes. And so i could live in a place and appreciate it like new every single day.
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Post by: nickthird on February 04, 2013, 02:12 am
the ability to keep awareness in dreams for an unlimited period of time.
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Post by: CallmeBruce on February 04, 2013, 02:27 am
The ability to instantly recall the album, Lyrics and production year of every Burt Bacharach song. <-did I even spell his name right?
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Post by: amethyst on February 04, 2013, 02:44 am
be able to take drugs, normally requiring my nose - without using my nose, so its not knackered after a heavy session