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Discussion => Off topic => Topic started by: Limetless on July 04, 2012, 05:02 am

Title: If you are an American in a Christian rock band.....
Post by: Limetless on July 04, 2012, 05:02 am
....YOU MAY NOT CLASS YOURSELF AS A ROCK-STAR. YOU ARE A WEIRD JESUS FREAK AND THAT IS ALL YOU WILL EVER BE. BEING IN A CHRISTIAN ROCK BAND HAS NEVER BEEN, IS NOT NOW AND NEVER SHALL BE COOL. YOU MAY AS WELL PUT A GUN TO YOUR SOCIAL LIFE'S HEAD AND BLOW IT'S BRAINS ALL OVER A SMALL CHILD.

That is all.
Title: Re: If you are an American in a Christian rock band.....
Post by: Bamann on July 04, 2012, 05:05 am
Fucking A. I wish I could give karma.
You have made my day sir.  ;D
Title: Re: If you are an American in a Christian rock band.....
Post by: Limetless on July 04, 2012, 05:09 am
Do I detect a hint of jealousy Lim?

Faith +1 for life <3

Faith + 1 is the exception to the rule but only because it was a marketing scheme dreamed up by a fat little bastard.

Dunno if you guys have ever seen it but the Americans have this show called Switched where two annoying American kids switch lives and have a quaint ol' time blah blah. One of the kids in it is in a Christian rock band.

Oh and before you ask, there is quite literally nothing on tv at the moment otherwise something else would be on.
Title: Re: If you are an American in a Christian rock band.....
Post by: Caparino on July 04, 2012, 05:13 am
I wanna get down on my knees and start pleasing Jesus, I wanna feel his salvation all over my face. He looks kinda hot on that cross up there...

Title: Re: If you are an American in a Christian rock band.....
Post by: ArmTrax on July 04, 2012, 05:14 am
Weird thing is a lot of it is good music, it's just the lyrics make it so strange. Rock and G rated content should not go together.
Title: Re: If you are an American in a Christian rock band.....
Post by: Limetless on July 04, 2012, 05:16 am
I wanna get down on my knees and start pleasing Jesus, I wanna feel his salvation all over my face. He looks kinda hot on that cross up there...

LOL they came out with the line "Your face takes the place of every bad thing in my life"......the only thing that ever applies to is if you are giving your Mrs a facial.
Title: Re: If you are an American in a Christian rock band.....
Post by: Limetless on July 04, 2012, 05:17 am
I wanna get down on my knees and start pleasing Jesus, I wanna feel his salvation all over my face. He looks kinda hot on that cross up there...

"And if he had a booooonerrr, you could naaaail him too a wall and spiiiiin hiiiiim rouuuuuund like a Catherine Wheel! OHHH YEAHHH BAAAAYEEEEEH"
Title: Re: If you are an American in a Christian rock band.....
Post by: Caparino on July 04, 2012, 05:28 am
I wanna get down on my knees and start pleasing Jesus, I wanna feel his salvation all over my face. He looks kinda hot on that cross up there...

"And if he had a booooonerrr, you could naaaail him too a wall and spiiiiin hiiiiim rouuuuuund like a Catherine Wheel! OHHH YEAHHH BAAAAYEEEEEH"

Hahahah I just read that in Cartman's voice. OHHH YEAH BAYYYBAAYYY
Title: Re: If you are an American in a Christian rock band.....
Post by: Gary Oak on July 04, 2012, 05:32 am
....YOU MAY NOT CLASS YOURSELF AS A ROCK-STAR. YOU ARE A WEIRD JESUS FREAK AND THAT IS ALL YOU WILL EVER BE. BEING IN A CHRISTIAN ROCK BAND HAS NEVER BEEN, IS NOT NOW AND NEVER SHALL BE COOL. YOU MAY AS WELL PUT A GUN TO YOUR SOCIAL LIFE'S HEAD AND BLOW IT'S BRAINS ALL OVER A SMALL CHILD.

That is all.

Amen to that brother! ;D
Title: Re: If you are an American in a Christian rock band.....
Post by: BonesJones42 on July 04, 2012, 05:35 am
I wanna get down on my knees and start pleasing Jesus, I wanna feel his salvation all over my face. He looks kinda hot on that cross up there...



Keep that up and you'll go double-myrrh!
Title: Re: If you are an American in a Christian rock band.....
Post by: Limetless on July 04, 2012, 05:38 am
I wanna get down on my knees and start pleasing Jesus, I wanna feel his salvation all over my face. He looks kinda hot on that cross up there...

"And if he had a booooonerrr, you could naaaail him too a wall and spiiiiin hiiiiim rouuuuuund like a Catherine Wheel! OHHH YEAHHH BAAAAYEEEEEH"

Hahahah I just read that in Cartman's voice. OHHH YEAH BAYYYBAAYYY

"And praise be to Jesus, we're all his children and heaven is his bed! The cool thing about Jesus is that is that unlike Michael Jackson you have kids under the quilts and avoid court cases instead! BAAAYBAAAAAAY!"
Title: Re: If you are an American in a Christian rock band.....
Post by: Caparino on July 04, 2012, 05:57 am
I wanna get down on my knees and start pleasing Jesus, I wanna feel his salvation all over my face. He looks kinda hot on that cross up there...



Keep that up and you'll go double-myrrh!

GOD DAMN IT, I WANNA GO PLATINUM!
Title: Re: If you are an American in a Christian rock band.....
Post by: sdesu on July 04, 2012, 11:09 am
I wanna get down on my knees and start pleasing Jesus, I wanna feel his salvation all over my face. He looks kinda hot on that cross up there...

Haha +1 for this.

sdesu