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Title: received wrong thing - what to do now?
Post by: Raoul Duke on April 24, 2012, 10:32 am
hey all, i've posted this in the coke vendors thread and in chat shit, but thought i'd start a thread to get a wider perspective:

i ordered half g of this 98% coke from Noriega on Friday and a delivery turned up yesterday (Monday), so that is bloody quick postage from NL to UK by anyones standards. my mrs knew i was expecting this one (she's now ok with me ordering half g's, and she's actually looking forward to trying some 98% cocaine - think that lab test finally swung her round to giving the gear another go :) ) so opened it up in front of her all excited, only to find..... half a gram of #3 smack! GUTTED!!! if my mrs didn't see it i would have just stashed it away and left it at that, but this is OUR first delivery from SR (as opposed to mine) only to be what she sees as a monumental cock-up. i msg'd Noriega about it last night but i'm pretty fucked as to know what to do now - obviously i can't send it back. still waiting on a reply.

Noriega hasn't got back to me yet (PM is now 17 hours unread, with a subject of 'wrong order'), but as i said there's no way he's gonna tell me to send it back, so i'm gonna have to flush the H cos the mrs will KICK MY ARSE if i keep it or i tell her 'it's ok, i've done this shit before, it's fucking all right!'. obviously i also couldn't tell her 'oh yeah, it's def #3 heroin, cos the #4 i got stashed upstairs is a lot whiter than this'. in fact she'd more than likely leave me - you know what birds can be like; 'oh my god, you've done heroin, that means you're obviously addicted, it's all gonna go wrong, you're gonna lose your job, then the house then sell all we own, blah blah fucking blah, i've seen trainspotting, they're all like that'.

i'm not bad mouthing Noriega as i know it's obviously a genuine mistake, with 420 he must have been inundated with orders and fucked up on the address labels, but would you leave a 5 if this happened to you?
so pretty pissed off....probably not as pissed off as the guy who's jonesing for the heroin is going to be when my coke turns up in his mailbox, but FUCK SAKE.

i suppose all i can do is wait to see what Noriega says....

what would you guys do in this situation? how long would you leave the message unread before changing the feedback? should i change the feedback just to get a response? had to FE for a small order so it's a 5 ATM

it'll be the first time i've left anything but a 5 for a vendor and i really don't want to do it, but its not a perfect transaction so i can't say i'm perfectly happy with it so what else can i do?
Title: Re: received wrong thing - what to do now?
Post by: Limetless on April 24, 2012, 10:41 am
What I think ya should do is say ya flushed it and then just keep it and sell it. I bet you could get a fair amount for quality stuff.

Personally I'm not in the habit of selling, taking or having anything to do with Heroin (don't even get the number 1, 2, 3, 4 thing so if anyone could explain that, that'd be nice) but if some landed in my lap I'd just sell it to make a few quid. I mean this is SR.....

He isn't going to want you to send it back because.... well we don't need to explain this lol. Hopefully he just sends you a replacement.

Hope it all works out for you matey, but as I say, take advantage of it and turn a few quid. May as well.
Title: Re: received wrong thing - what to do now?
Post by: Raoul Duke on April 24, 2012, 10:50 am
that ain't gonna happen, i don't think she trusts me around it and shes waiting on the reply from Noriega so she can flush it herself if he don't ask for it back. which i know he won't but she ain't quite wise to the ways of SR yet. been thinking of ways of switching it but i doubt it's gonna be out of her sight long enough for me to do it, and what can i switch it with? been thinking powdered cumin or coriander with a bit of flour in it, but shes had a GOOD look at that bag so it needs to be spot on, then how come this powder that smelt vinegary yesterday now stinks of curry?

it's devastating, i've been ordering on here over 8 months now but always behind her back, i finally get her on board to buying shit from here AND willing to get coked up with me for the first time in a couple of years and this happens, which means she's not gonna be happy putting any more dollar this way so back to doing it behind her back again :(

#4 heroin is as refined as it gets, #3 isn't quite as refined. i think anyway -  i'm quite an H n00b myself
Title: Re: received wrong thing - what to do now?
Post by: Limetless on April 24, 2012, 10:57 am
that ain't gonna happen, i don't think she trusts me around it and shes waiting on the reply from Noriega so she can flush it herself if he don't ask for it back. which i know he won't but she ain't quite wise to the ways of SR yet. been thinking of ways of switching it but i doubt it's gonna be out of her sight long enough for me to do it, and what can i switch it with? been thinking powdered cumin or coriander with a bit of flour in it, but shes had a GOOD look at that bag so it needs to be spot on, then how come this powder that smelt vinegary yesterday now stinks of curry?

it's devastating, i've been ordering on here over 8 months now but always behind her back, i finally get her on board to buying shit from here AND willing to get coked up with me for the first time in a couple of years and this happens, which means she's not gonna be happy putting any more dollar this way so back to doing it behind her back again :(

#4 heroin is as refined as it gets, #3 isn't quite as refined. i think anyway -  i'm quite an H n00b myself

That is a bit of a fuck up n half it has to be said, especially as you have just brought her round to the idea and it all went balls out. Just explain to her that it's just a mistake like Argos might make sending you something. That should work. :)
Title: Re: received wrong thing - what to do now?
Post by: Raoul Duke on April 24, 2012, 11:02 am
yeah it does need some careful thinking though, i can't say 'out of all the shit i've ordered on here this is the first time it's happened', cos according to her this is the first order... just my luck really...
Title: Re: received wrong thing - what to do now?
Post by: vman on April 24, 2012, 11:05 am
Are you sure this is meant to be the item you ordered? Did you get any reships when you've been ordering H previously? Perhaps it's an item that previously went missing that's now found it's way to you, just at a bad time, and the coke is still on it's way to you.

If that's the case, don't know how you could explain that one away to your mrs though.
Title: Re: received wrong thing - what to do now?
Post by: Raoul Duke on April 24, 2012, 11:12 am
nah it's definitely the wrong order - i've got a 100% delivery record from here so far, never had anything reshipped, never had a refund, never needed to contact support for any reason or a vendor for any reason prior to this. i've ordered H off here once before (well twice, but once was OOE). that was off Noriega and that was a gram of #4, which i still have most of. i changed the FE feedback to say 'received, all good' and posted in the H thread, so it def weren't a reship
Title: Re: received wrong thing - what to do now?
Post by: cache on April 24, 2012, 11:22 am
With your stats I am sure he would consider a 50% reship at least, hopefully he will get back to you.
Title: Re: received wrong thing - what to do now?
Post by: Limetless on April 24, 2012, 11:30 am
yeah it does need some careful thinking though, i can't say 'out of all the shit i've ordered on here this is the first time it's happened', cos according to her this is the first order... just my luck really...

Ah shit yeah, that does make life a bit tricky if she doesn't know about the previous purchases... What happens if you come clean about them?
Title: Re: received wrong thing - what to do now?
Post by: cache on April 24, 2012, 11:36 am
Beacoup bad shit no doubt!
Title: Re: received wrong thing - what to do now?
Post by: Raoul Duke on April 24, 2012, 11:40 am
With your stats I am sure he would consider a 50% reship at least, hopefully he will get back to you.

yeah i suppose it could happen. but shipping a quarter g of coke? is it worth it? he might stick it on my next order, which i'd be more than happy with, but at the same time, according to the mrs there aint gonna be a next time cos this order was ballsed up. was looking forward to getting on it with her as well, just like the good old days, she's been a proper square lately and finally talked her round :(

yeah it does need some careful thinking though, i can't say 'out of all the shit i've ordered on here this is the first time it's happened', cos according to her this is the first order... just my luck really...

Ah shit yeah, that does make life a bit tricky if she doesn't know about the previous purchases... What happens if you come clean about them?

i can only speculate but i'm guessing i'd have to find somewhere to live. on my own. i really don't want to find this one out
Title: Re: received wrong thing - what to do now?
Post by: Limetless on April 24, 2012, 12:06 pm
Ahhhh yeah par and deny it then dude. Just stick it down to being one of "The risks of The Road".
Title: Re: received wrong thing - what to do now?
Post by: Raoul Duke on April 24, 2012, 12:22 pm
not a bad idea that....

i'll wait to see what he says - if i order another half and he reships as well as sends me this half that's more explaining...
Title: Re: received wrong thing - what to do now?
Post by: fastcat on April 24, 2012, 12:25 pm
Bummer. Perhaps you can pass it on to Dave next time you're down the pub?
Title: Re: received wrong thing - what to do now?
Post by: Raoul Duke on April 24, 2012, 12:27 pm
nah my only dealings with H ever are on the Road, don't know anyone IRL who'd touch it - it's all (badly cut) coke and weed round here
Title: Re: received wrong thing - what to do now?
Post by: Limetless on April 24, 2012, 01:21 pm
Bummer. Perhaps you can pass it on to Dave next time you're down the pub?

You should definitely pass it on to Dave...but do it like this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qkiix0aveRk
Title: Re: received wrong thing - what to do now?
Post by: Raoul Duke on April 24, 2012, 01:24 pm
Bummer. Perhaps you can pass it on to Dave next time you're down the pub?

You should definitely pass it on to Dave...but do it like this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qkiix0aveRk

;D love the league of gentlemen
Title: Re: received wrong thing - what to do now?
Post by: Jaurk on April 24, 2012, 02:20 pm
Now this really is one of those cases "I swear I didn't order that!"
Title: Re: received wrong thing - what to do now?
Post by: Crooked on April 24, 2012, 02:50 pm
flush HER down the toilet
Title: Re: received wrong thing - what to do now?
Post by: diskoking23 on April 24, 2012, 03:01 pm
You may find someone to pass it onto here? BTW, No. 3 is Heroin freebase, (better for smoking) No.4 is Heroin HCL (hence better for sniffing and shooting)

It's pretty bad, it's a good job you both did not jump straight in and start sniffing! I think Noriega should offer you a re-ship under the circumstances, It's been a mental weekend and I bet everyone wants Noriega's product after the test Moz did! I'm waiting for payday to pickup some myself! 
Title: Re: received wrong thing - what to do now?
Post by: Raoul Duke on April 24, 2012, 03:04 pm
yeah it's a good job we know what coke looks like!

22 hours and the PM is still unread :(
Title: Re: received wrong thing - what to do now?
Post by: teletubbiescommunity on April 24, 2012, 03:45 pm
flush HER down the toilet

hahahahahah
Title: Re: received wrong thing - what to do now?
Post by: Raoul Duke on April 25, 2012, 07:23 am
flush HER down the toilet

then just get her out when i'm horny or hungry. great plan ;)

1 day still unread :(
Title: Re: received wrong thing - what to do now?
Post by: Christopher Moltisanti on April 25, 2012, 09:14 am
flush HER down the toilet

LOL
Title: Re: received wrong thing - what to do now?
Post by: Raoul Duke on April 25, 2012, 09:47 am
Noriegas just got back to us, he's apologised and just asked for my address again for a reship. top man! couldn't have asked for anything better
Title: Re: received wrong thing - what to do now?
Post by: Limetless on April 25, 2012, 09:57 am
Noriegas just got back to us, he's apologised and just asked for my address again for a reship. top man! couldn't have asked for anything better

Well all's well that end's well dude! :)
Title: Re: received wrong thing - what to do now?
Post by: Raoul Duke on April 25, 2012, 09:59 am
yes mate, proper happy. mostly cos now the mrs won't mind me playing on here :)
Title: Re: received wrong thing - what to do now?
Post by: fastcat on April 25, 2012, 10:08 am
I see a speedball in your future.  :)
Title: Re: received wrong thing - what to do now?
Post by: Raoul Duke on April 25, 2012, 10:12 am
I see a speedball in your future.  :)

:D that was on the cards anyway, i've still got loads of the #4 i ordered ages ago. this #3 is gonna get flushed though, been racking my brains and there's no way i can get round the mrs on that one :(
Title: Re: received wrong thing - what to do now?
Post by: lolzer on April 25, 2012, 10:24 am
replace the H with baking powder, then flush it.
Title: Re: received wrong thing - what to do now?
Post by: Raoul Duke on April 25, 2012, 10:42 am
i can't switch it mate - baking powder's the wrong colour, was thinking of mixing cumin and flour up but can't disguise the smell, and the mrs has had a good look at it and smell of it - she don't trust me where drugs are concerned
Title: Re: received wrong thing - what to do now?
Post by: Limetless on April 25, 2012, 11:29 am
Yeah man don't bother with the greed factor. No need if you have better quality upstairs and you aren't losing out on the Bing deal you haven't lost anything so again, what's the point? Just flush it and call it quits. No point vexing your bird on something so trivial.

Title: Re: received wrong thing - what to do now?
Post by: Raoul Duke on April 25, 2012, 11:39 am
yeah i know, i gotta let her do it as well as she won't believe that i've done it even if she watches me do it! it's a fucking shame though, wasting perfectly good gear just cos your bird gets the hump. but still - i'll still have somewhere to live :)

fucking birds. i think that's why i take so many drugs, cos i made the mistake of trying to understand them and broke my brain in the process.... ::)
Title: Re: received wrong thing - what to do now?
Post by: Limetless on April 25, 2012, 11:42 am
fucking birds. i think that's why i take so many drugs, cos i made the mistake of trying to understand them and broke my brain in the process.... ::)

That's just life matey!
Title: Re: received wrong thing - what to do now?
Post by: Raoul Duke on April 25, 2012, 11:44 am
could probably start another thread: what women say and what they really mean. the one that pops up most often is

"i'm fine, nothings wrong" which ALWAYS means "you should know what's wrong you cunt, you put me in this mood"

and we know what we did, but when they say "i'm fine" we just leave it at that
Title: Re: received wrong thing - what to do now?
Post by: diskoking23 on April 25, 2012, 11:51 am
Argggg... I hate the 'I'm fine' and 'Nothings wrong' lines... Makes my blood boil!

I'll tell her when I'm fucked off with something! - They must be programmed at birth to say things like that!! :D
Title: Re: received wrong thing - what to do now?
Post by: Limetless on April 25, 2012, 12:00 pm
Argggg... I hate the 'I'm fine' and 'Nothings wrong' lines... Makes my blood boil!

I'll tell her when I'm fucked off with something! - They must be programmed at birth to say things like that!! :D

Hahahaha yes to this.
Title: Re: received wrong thing - what to do now?
Post by: Raoul Duke on April 25, 2012, 12:01 pm
nah it's just we're all supposed to be mind readers. just like them. ha. i'd be in some fucking trouble if they could actually read minds