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Discussion => Silk Road discussion => Topic started by: sooowooo on January 01, 2013, 12:53 pm

Title: i will be opening a vendor account asap
Post by: sooowooo on January 01, 2013, 12:53 pm
hi all i am sooowooo i am pretty new to this i have been getting some of the best high grade cannabis you would not beleve i have bought of sra few times my self and some weed is good but nothing compared to what i have to offer i am a little short on my sellers account has the price went up the other day but have still been grinding the btc coins up to get this account i will have around 3 high grade weeds to list for samples only for the customers to sample this if any 1 could help me out in this my wallet is     13wvsrBU18y7GmzLrS2PsgXACoDkWwZpyg     

 thanks in advance if any 1 can help to get me started i have just lernt the ins and outs of the pgp so thats good for mee also i am a conosur in cannabis and know about DANK trust me please feel free to hit me up with a message peace out yall
Title: Re: i will be opening a vendor account asap
Post by: heavysmoker on January 01, 2013, 04:29 pm
Do you need donations for stamps and packaing supplies too?

If you have all this marijuana that is so much better than anything else arround, why dont you just sell some localy to get the money for the vendors account?

Dont send this guy money people.
Title: Re: i will be opening a vendor account asap
Post by: TheGoodSon on January 01, 2013, 04:37 pm
Die in a fire.

I'm so tired of these dip shits pandering for money. If you're that broke that you cannot afford the relatively CHEAP vendor account, take a can, go beg for some money and come back
Title: Re: i will be opening a vendor account asap
Post by: sooowooo on January 01, 2013, 04:55 pm
sorry if i come across like i was beging i am no begger and was asking for a small amount of coins to get my account am about 5 coins down i have 32 so was jus asking i would be willing to give samples soon as my account is open  to get the customers andi no once they smoke this high grade cheese and super lemon haze i have to offer  i will be shipping to uk only as to start of with but i can asure u now u will see me in the future here so jus want to be as freindly and nice as possible peace yall
Title: Re: i will be opening a vendor account asap
Post by: heavysmoker on January 01, 2013, 05:02 pm

If you have all this marijuana that is so much better than anything else arround, why dont you just sell some localy to get the money for the vendors account?

Title: Re: i will be opening a vendor account asap
Post by: sooowooo on January 01, 2013, 05:21 pm
the 32 bit coins cost me around  gbp 330 i am finding it hard to get bit coins at a good price i think i will have to jus go ahead and buy a few moor to get my account please look out for me on the road in the future my name cheeseuk look out for  me i should be all up and running very soon
Title: Re: i will be opening a vendor account asap
Post by: microboilie on January 01, 2013, 07:43 pm
even if you do want to become a vendor you're going to be a shit one of you cant raise a few hundred quid upfront, and this weed that is better than anything, you really just mean cheese and haze that is doing the rounds in every city in the country don't you. its all the same stuff.
Title: Re: i will be opening a vendor account asap
Post by: sadclown on January 01, 2013, 07:50 pm
i feel ur pain , these assholes are just afraid of more competition, if i had the coins i would give u , but im short myself and asking -people fora loan
Title: Re: i will be opening a vendor account asap
Post by: heavysmoker on January 01, 2013, 08:04 pm
i feel ur pain , these assholes are just afraid of more competition, if i had the coins i would give u , but im short myself and asking -people fora loan

Well im just a buyer here so more vendors only helps me.

I have an idea, you can loan me the coins you do have for this week and at the end of the week ill pay you the coins back plus 5%.  This is the same deal you offered us so i dont see any reason you wouldnt be intrested in this deal.
Title: Re: i will be opening a vendor account asap
Post by: sooowooo on January 01, 2013, 08:08 pm
this aint ur avrage grown cheese bro this is one of the best i have smoked and i smoke this for joke i have been shotting bud for a long time so i no my shit and was thinking in jus working it on sr ensted of on road were its a little hot for me in my endz i have the paper to buy the seller account i jus dont have a bank account to get the bit coins  get myn for ukash but the price is silly but iwill buy it eather way i have a few growers who grow there bud and cure there but to perfection and ths is some stinky stuff i can assure u mouth watering tast make u dribble its that peng and will have moor to come in around 6 weeks there will be cream cheese sour deisel and a super lemon haze and this will e a reguler thing so keep an eye on on the sr were i can prove all of u wrong and let u lot sample some of the best grown weed on the planet   any ways it wont be to long befor i do get up and running peace yall
Title: Re: i will be opening a vendor account asap
Post by: purpletiger on January 01, 2013, 09:47 pm
So if you don't have any reliable way to get bitcoins into an SR account, how do you expect to get them out?  This turd smells.
Title: Re: i will be opening a vendor account asap
Post by: sooowooo on January 01, 2013, 09:58 pm
i can get bitcoins but at a very exspensive rate like i say i have 32 bit coins and they stand me at 330 pounds i have a source who will sell my bitcoins for me so i wont have to worry about cashing out i will purchess the vendor account soon so hope to see u all soon on sr so u can sample my pifffff
Title: Re: i will be opening a vendor account asap
Post by: Shroomeister on January 01, 2013, 11:39 pm
LOL. yes donate money to this guy so that there can be 1 more canna vendor. heh.


"donate money to me, so I can sell you shit"


lmao.

good luck brah.
Title: Re: i will be opening a vendor account asap
Post by: berry13 on January 01, 2013, 11:53 pm
The market's flooded for cannabis here anyways.

How about you figure out how to punctuate and space out your sentences so people can read what you're saying?

If you can't get the funds for a vendor account, I doubt you will be able to keep up with the shit that goes on here as a vendor.

Please sell locally and come back prepared. Asking for donations is very unprofessional.
Title: Re: i will be opening a vendor account asap
Post by: RoxiPal on January 02, 2013, 02:00 am
Kindly use your 'high grade cannabis" to stitch up a magic carpet and fly away from any vendor ambitions
Title: Re: i will be opening a vendor account asap
Post by: D1rtR0ad on January 02, 2013, 02:38 am
Ill make it real easy to get them coins. Go buy a moneypak and I will sell you all the coins you need at market rate with no fees or anything. If you got the cash but don't have the coins its the perfect solution. Look me up on SR. Im sure I have enough coin laying around to get you started.
Title: Re: i will be opening a vendor account asap
Post by: ShakeNbake on January 02, 2013, 03:24 am
Well I was hoping for some good vendor starting information in here not Wimpy looking for hamburgers.
Title: Re: i will be opening a vendor account asap
Post by: HITMAN on January 02, 2013, 03:43 am
I mean who makes an apperanece like this to become a dealer.  YOU get the fuck out here too bitch.  I\
Title: Re: i will be opening a vendor account asap
Post by: BenJesuit on January 02, 2013, 06:03 am
LOL. yes donate money to this guy so that there can be 1 more canna vendor. heh.


"donate money to me, so I can sell you shit"


lmao.

good luck brah.

Kindly use your 'high grade cannabis" to stitch up a magic carpet and fly away from any vendor ambitions

LOL, Awesome.

Sometimes you guys really crack me up. Wicked sense of humor.
Title: Re: i will be opening a vendor account asap
Post by: AnonymousAddict on January 02, 2013, 06:14 am
SMH.................. North west Direct are doing great right now!! This guys came and have fully blown the Weed scene up! Unless you can keep up with these guys and the other god knows how many weed vendors i would suggest u not come on the scene. Youv already started off wrong. U want the community to give u 5 or more coins? Damn man your not asking for much are u? lol..

If you are having trouble finding BTC.. Go sell all this Killer Bud u have, Sell a QP for a good price no one can say no to, Take your money buy a MoneyPak and then go through one of the BTC vendors on the Road. I think i even say where one guy is selling his coins 12 bucks each.. Why would people wanna invest in your account? Cause you gonna give some samples? Like i said North west Direct are Established Vendors in a month and they do Free Sample Fridays All the time.. So your pitch isnt really gonna cut it bro.. This is just the truth..
Title: Re: i will be opening a vendor account asap
Post by: CrazyBart on January 02, 2013, 06:24 am
ya fuck this guy asking for handouts.

On a side note, did anybody notice the price is now a 1500 dollar bond to get started vending
Title: Re: i will be opening a vendor account asap
Post by: RoxiPal on January 02, 2013, 06:51 am
In a way, it is good to see so much competition in one vertical...although I don't envy those that can't keep up with lower prices (due in part to increased legalization, I'm sure).

I was under the impression it's about ~500usd for a new vendor account, has it really jumped 3x+ again in such a short time?
Title: Re: i will be opening a vendor account asap
Post by: AnonymousAddict on January 02, 2013, 07:05 am
ya fuck this guy asking for handouts.

On a side note, did anybody notice the price is now a 1500 dollar bond to get started vending

Damn Bart really? 1500 bucks? fuck they just upted it to 500..

@Roxipal Good thing u got your account when you did bro!
Title: Re: i will be opening a vendor account asap
Post by: DPRs Mom on January 02, 2013, 07:06 am
ya fuck this guy asking for handouts.

On a side note, did anybody notice the price is now a 1500 dollar bond to get started vending

Damn Bart really? 1500 bucks? fuck they just upted it to 500..

@Roxipal Good thing u got your account when you did bro!

Look who it is again, anonymousAddict. I'm fed up with your shit faggot. The other day when you called me a newfag, yeah, haven't forgotten about that yet. Fuck you I've been on here for months and probably get on here more than you anyways. Don't you know that you make yourself look like a newfag when you call others newfag?

Just because you learned how to hack your name and change it to "AnonymousAddict" does not give you the right to disrespect anyone at any time.
Title: Re: i will be opening a vendor account asap
Post by: CrazyBart on January 02, 2013, 07:14 am
ya fuck this guy asking for handouts.

On a side note, did anybody notice the price is now a 1500 dollar bond to get started vending

Damn Bart really? 1500 bucks? fuck they just upted it to 500..

@Roxipal Good thing u got your account when you did bro!

Wait nvm, i was high when i was reading it earlier. This is what confused me.

Bond
You are required to pay a bond when opening a seller's account that will be refunded to you after you have demonstrated that you are an asset to the Silk Road vendor community. To be eligible for a refund, you must have completed at least 30 transactions totaling $1,500 or more and have been a vendor for at least 6 weeks. To request a refund, send a message to vendor support after you have met these conditions. Meeting the minimum requirements does not guarantee you will be granted a refund. All requests will be reviewed manually.
Title: Re: i will be opening a vendor account asap
Post by: AnonymousAddict on January 02, 2013, 07:20 am
ya fuck this guy asking for handouts.

On a side note, did anybody notice the price is now a 1500 dollar bond to get started vending

Damn Bart really? 1500 bucks? fuck they just upted it to 500..

@Roxipal Good thing u got your account when you did bro!

Look who it is again, anonymousAddict. I'm fed up with your shit faggot. The other day when you called me a newfag, yeah, haven't forgotten about that yet. Fuck you I've been on here for months and probably get on here more than you anyways. Don't you know that you make yourself look like a newfag when you call others newfag?

Just because you learned how to hack your name and change it to "AnonymousAddict" does not give you the right to disrespect anyone at any time.

What the hell are u talking about dude? Are u the same person that gets on here and posts the same thing over and over? The same BADASS GUY SPEECH? If your not then i may of had u confused with someone else.. O btw and if u go by your account name it shows u have only soo many posts, So if your not new your account is.. I dont even remember calling anyone a 'NEWFAG' and wtf are u talking about learning how to hack? Dude fuck off, there;s plenty enough room on these forums for u to go find somehing to post something stupid on..

And what are u a Kid? Man and talking shit cause i suppose called you a 'Newfag'? LOL later dude! Enjoy trolling
Title: Re: i will be opening a vendor account asap
Post by: AnonymousAddict on January 02, 2013, 07:24 am
ya fuck this guy asking for handouts.

On a side note, did anybody notice the price is now a 1500 dollar bond to get started vending

Damn Bart really? 1500 bucks? fuck they just upted it to 500..

@Roxipal Good thing u got your account when you did bro!

Look who it is again, anonymousAddict. I'm fed up with your shit faggot. The other day when you called me a newfag, yeah, haven't forgotten about that yet. Fuck you I've been on here for months and probably get on here more than you anyways. Don't you know that you make yourself look like a newfag when you call others newfag?

Just because you learned how to hack your name and change it to "AnonymousAddict" does not give you the right to disrespect anyone at any time.

Also bro my name has Been 'Anonymousaddict' Iv never changed it, So you have me mistaken for someone else. What a little bitch though whining cause someone called him a newfag.. Who the fuck cares how often or how long youv been around? Go play your Your new Video games your parents bought you
Title: Re: i will be opening a vendor account asap
Post by: TheGoodSon on January 02, 2013, 05:27 pm
Any good vendor is going to do $1500 worth of transactions in their first week or two. Come on guys, $1500/30 transactions = $50 per transaction. If you can't sell 30 $50 items, what the fuck are you doing vending?
Title: Re: i will be opening a vendor account asap
Post by: WinterMoon on January 02, 2013, 06:42 pm
About the "bond".  One of the admins posted this a couple of days ago about bonding: 

"The 500.00 sellers fee is the bond. When  you reach 1500.00 in sales and have 30 transactions and have been vending for 6 weeks, your eligible to ask us to review it to see if you qualify for your coins back.

~Flush"

Here is the thread where s/he said it:  http://dkn255hz262ypmii.onion/index.php?topic=98709.msg696052#msg696052

Hope this helps /wm
Title: Re: i will be opening a vendor account asap
Post by: RoxiPal on January 02, 2013, 09:04 pm
@WinterMoon, I was not even aware of this, thank you for providing he knowledge that my vendor fee was actually a vendor bond/deposit!
Title: Re: i will be opening a vendor account asap
Post by: berry13 on January 02, 2013, 09:25 pm
Kindly use your 'high grade cannabis" to stitch up a magic carpet and fly away from any vendor ambitions

Funniest shit I've read here in weeks.