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Discussion => Shipping => Topic started by: Sir William Wonka on August 28, 2013, 06:48 am

Title: Teleporting drugs
Post by: Sir William Wonka on August 28, 2013, 06:48 am
I cannot wait to the day until I can literally download drugs.  Like put my pipe in a usb slot and poof weed appears.  DP you should start working your magic on this ASAP.
Title: Re: Teleporting drugs
Post by: mrtoebz on August 28, 2013, 07:11 am
dude, how many pots have you smoken
Title: Re: Teleporting drugs
Post by: convergedlight on August 28, 2013, 07:12 am
I cannot wait to the day until I can literally download drugs.  Like put my pipe in a usb slot and poof weed appears.  DP you should start working your magic on this ASAP.

This could have the makings of a good Futurama episode.  The professor invents a device to download physical drugs from the internet and each member of the crew gets hung up on a different drug and various antics ensue.  He has that teleporter ray gun already so it probably wouldn't take much for him to modify it to work over the internet.
Title: Re: Teleporting drugs
Post by: Real_Drugs on August 28, 2013, 07:33 am
My DMT download just completed, I opened it and my computer crashed, maybe I got a dodge batch?
Title: Re: Teleporting drugs
Post by: Kiwikiikii on August 28, 2013, 07:52 am
u can download drugs, its called porn.

neways if u could download drugs then you could also copy them and food and anything so physical goods would become infinite. everyone gets a ferrari.
Title: Re: Teleporting drugs
Post by: turdburglarSandwich on August 28, 2013, 10:52 am
The idea is loverly, teleportation of solid matter. Only a coupla issues as I sees 'em right now. Firstly, the original is destroyed when getting "scanned" prior to reassembly.So no infinite potatoes.  Secondly, your meth got in my heroin, blammo...super powers granted immediately. Not that that would be an issue, but it is worth considering.
Title: Re: Teleporting drugs
Post by: isallmememe on August 28, 2013, 06:51 pm
how long before those govt mugs start programming it to flag up when drugs get teleported through the system
Title: Re: Teleporting drugs
Post by: Sir William Wonka on August 28, 2013, 07:00 pm
FUCK THE SYSTEM!!!
Title: Re: Teleporting drugs
Post by: Jack N Hoff on August 28, 2013, 07:12 pm
The future is actually printing drugs.  It is already being worked on and they say that it is possible.  I'm being serious.  I have previously posted about this on here a couple of times.

http://www.vice.com/read/in-the-future-your-drug-dealer-will-be-a-printer

http://www.theguardian.com/science/2012/jul/21/chemputer-that-prints-out-drugs
Title: Re: Teleporting drugs
Post by: Sir William Wonka on August 28, 2013, 08:36 pm
Yep.  That shit is amazing.  Might be pretty hard to get the heroin app tho haha.
Title: Re: Teleporting drugs
Post by: Jack N Hoff on August 28, 2013, 08:44 pm
Yep.  That shit is amazing.  Might be pretty hard to get the heroin app tho haha.

Just jailbreak your printer and download the torrent. ;)
Title: Re: Teleporting drugs
Post by: livestr0ng on August 28, 2013, 09:52 pm
I cannot wait to the day until I can literally download drugs.  Like put my pipe in a usb slot and poof weed appears.  DP you should start working your magic on this ASAP.
Lol. I especially love how this thread is in the "shipping" section.

dude, how many pots have you smoken
This guy has obviously been snorting them.

This could have the makings of a good Futurama episode.  The professor invents a device to download physical drugs from the internet and each member of the crew gets hung up on a different drug and various antics ensue.  He has that teleporter ray gun already so it probably wouldn't take much for him to modify it to work over the internet.
I like Futarama too but it sounds like you may want to consider getting a life haha

The idea is loverly, teleportation of solid matter. Only a coupla issues as I sees 'em right now. Firstly, the original is destroyed when getting "scanned" prior to reassembly.So no infinite potatoes.  Secondly, your meth got in my heroin, blammo...super powers granted immediately. Not that that would be an issue, but it is worth considering.
So you're telling me not only that I should consider getting super powers, but also that meth and heroin combined gives you super powers? I'll get right on that.

The future is actually printing drugs.  It is already being worked on and they say that it is possible.  I'm being serious.  I have previous posted about this on here a couple of times.

http://www.vice.com/read/in-the-future-your-drug-dealer-will-be-a-printer

http://www.theguardian.com/science/2012/jul/21/chemputer-that-prints-out-drugs
Leave it to Jack N Hoff to come in from left field with some completely serious yet mind blowing shit that's ridiculously relevant to the OP.
Title: Re: Teleporting drugs
Post by: wpwl on August 28, 2013, 11:27 pm
You can already download schematics and print your own firearm.
Title: Re: Teleporting drugs
Post by: Jack N Hoff on August 28, 2013, 11:32 pm
You can already download schematics and print your own firearm.

Old news.  You need a very expensive printer (more than $10,000 USD) unless you don't mind losing fingers.  It is a small .38 good for one shot.
Title: Re: Teleporting drugs
Post by: neplusultra on August 28, 2013, 11:43 pm
The future is actually printing drugs.  It is already being worked on and they say that it is possible.  I'm being serious.  I have previously posted about this on here a couple of times.

http://www.vice.com/read/in-the-future-your-drug-dealer-will-be-a-printer

http://www.theguardian.com/science/2012/jul/21/chemputer-that-prints-out-drugs

Virtual reality will probably become a reality before printing drugs does. How would you get real lsd from a 3D printer anyway? But I can totally invision merging computers and mind, then you won't have to download the drug, just click the button labled LSD and you're done.
Title: Re: Teleporting drugs
Post by: Jack N Hoff on August 28, 2013, 11:46 pm
The future is actually printing drugs.  It is already being worked on and they say that it is possible.  I'm being serious.  I have previously posted about this on here a couple of times.

http://www.vice.com/read/in-the-future-your-drug-dealer-will-be-a-printer

http://www.theguardian.com/science/2012/jul/21/chemputer-that-prints-out-drugs

Virtual reality will probably become a reality before printing drugs does. How would you get real lsd from a 3D printer anyway? But I can totally invision merging computers and mind, then you won't have to download the drug, just click the button labled LSD and you're done.

You should read about it.  It's very interesting.  The ink is like precursors and printing is like performing the synthesis.  It's really not that far in the future.
Title: Re: Teleporting drugs
Post by: Jack N Hoff on August 28, 2013, 11:48 pm
You can already download schematics and print your own firearm.

Old news. 

Indeed,  But I hear the constructive criticism.

You need a very expensive printer (more than $10,000 USD) unless you don't mind losing fingers.  It is a small .38 good for one shot.

..And your point is? Just making sure everyone knows, right?

We have threads about that topic already.  I was just providing safety information so maybe a member wont go blow off their fingers firing a 38 caliber Liberty printed on his 3D printer at home.
Title: Re: Teleporting drugs
Post by: Theophilus on August 30, 2013, 11:37 pm
"WasterBot."
Title: Re: Teleporting drugs
Post by: Smashmouth on August 31, 2013, 12:57 am
 If chem printing requires illegal precursors and arms printing requires legal arms components.

 How can you claim that the former is less realistic?
Title: Re: Teleporting drugs
Post by: ~o~WaterWalker~o~ on September 06, 2013, 09:39 pm
You can already download schematics and print your own firearm.

Old news.  You need a very expensive printer (more than $10,000 USD) unless you don't mind losing fingers.  It is a small .38 good for one shot.

dude you are a senior member..  you should know better than to post total BS...  youtube will prove you otherwise what is out there now..  it has really matured the last 6 months

Title: Re: Teleporting drugs
Post by: hailsatan123123 on September 07, 2013, 09:23 am
You can download drugs, It's called World of Warcraft.
Title: Re: Teleporting drugs
Post by: beatthebounds on September 13, 2013, 12:15 am
need to give this more thought
Title: Re: Teleporting drugs
Post by: National Direct on September 13, 2013, 12:47 am
2 pages and no mention of Binaural Audio? Wow lol. - I think it is effective froma therapeutic standpoint but not to get high.

Also a drug printed would simply be an automated lab that uses precursors, solvents and intermediaries to produce your desired product. Expect the machine to be like the big as fuck xerox machine in your office, and make sure you have many B class fire extinguishers around.
Title: Re: Teleporting drugs
Post by: Sir William Wonka on September 14, 2013, 11:24 pm
Fuck the office ill just strap it in my back and become a rolling lab. If I fell downhill
Title: Re: Teleporting drugs
Post by: jackofspades on September 15, 2013, 01:51 am
if the ability to print drugs doesn't end the drug war then idk what will.