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Title: Need help pissing of construction workers - any good ideas?
Post by: Dobbs on January 07, 2012, 03:01 pm
The building I live in has been under construction for about a year.  This construction wakes me up every single day, even weekends.  Buzzkillers all of them! 

I need some ideas on what I can play through a stereo, out my window (there's an outside patio they are working on), that will really make them cringe, at the least could make them work faster, or even just make my life happier knowing they hate it.  So far I've come up with the audio from gay male porn (straight guys would cringe I think, not me though lol), and really bad death metal.

However, acknowledging the combined IQ's of most of you on this forum, I decided to put it out here for some better ideas.  Please help!  I cant stand them anymore and there's nothing I can do!
Title: Re: Need help pissing of construction workers - any good ideas?
Post by: therealstansmith on January 07, 2012, 03:38 pm
my kind of question bud... go to youtube-mp3.or  g (i dunno if theres rules against links) same time that site open go to youtube and get you a good playlist going.
"buffalo bill" would you fuck me id fuck me song and voice if you can find it (silence of the lambs)
"Chacarron Macarron " lol i love it you may pull your hair out (only works if you lipsync and dance id say)
"benny benassi" satisfaction... lol dress like a chicka and blow em kisses and wink and whatnot. there is such   a thing as sexual harassment know your city and state laws lol.
"banana song" from the amazing world of gumball... lol there actually happens to be a 1hr banana song if you gotta bring out the big guns.
"short bus shawty" only young white people like it. if they are white and older this is your song and just rock out to it.
or the most famous of all... i enjoy getting rick rolld every now and then to keep me on my toes and away from these cruel internet predators... "rick astley, never gonna give you up" its bareable till about the halfway mark the second time and then suicidal thoughts set in. blair it on repeat and they will kill themselves leaving your living quarters peaceful as soon as the ambulance and police leave. leave no evidence of this as it is literally almost illegal to play this song where someone has to hear it against their wishes. good luck bud and make sure you at least post back what happened i love pissin people off.
Title: Re: Need help pissing of construction workers - any good ideas?
Post by: Asbury on January 07, 2012, 04:02 pm
look up the band "anal cunt" on youtube. Should make even headbangers cringe. Any related videos would probably suffice as well.


could also go the route of biebs, rebecca black, miley, jonas, etc.
Title: Re: Need help pissing of construction workers - any good ideas?
Post by: bsalt on January 07, 2012, 04:19 pm
Call the police and say you smell marijuana it will shut the job down for several hours and the project manger will be pissed and they will be pissed because he is.
Title: Re: Need help pissing of construction workers - any good ideas?
Post by: mrgrey on January 07, 2012, 04:29 pm
things to irritate constructions workers...

call osha and complain about horrible unsafe conditions
call immigration and say you saw a wanted a illegal alien working on the site
call in many complaints to the city planning or development office, complain they doing electrical work without any electricians and no safety equipment
go tip all the porto potties over with the door facing down so when they retip it all the shit dumps out
go get your own brand padlocks (expensive anti tampering ones are best) and lock up all their shit with your locks
coat the entire work site in motor oil, watch em try to pour concrete as the slip on their ass
use epoxy to glue all the doors shut on the site
use epoxy to glue all their lumber to the ground
turn off electricity and remove all the copper on the entire site (you get some $$$ for that too)
paint giant dicks everywhere
if you can find their gas tanks switch the diesel and unleaded gasoline
report their shady work van as hanging out at elementry schools and taking pictures of kids

hmmmm ill try to think of more fun things to do ;)

Title: Re: Need help pissing of construction workers - any good ideas?
Post by: psychedelicbees1 on January 07, 2012, 04:47 pm
blast Merzbow, Throbbing Gristle's "Hamburger Lady", Daniel Menche, and there's this other noise artist whose name escapes me but he did an album called "The History of Aids" and made some babies ears bleed at a show.  KKNull would probably do it too.

I don't know how you feel about noise music but if you can handle it, it's a good solution because not many people will tolerate it
Title: Re: Need help pissing of construction workers - any good ideas?
Post by: Dobbs on January 07, 2012, 04:59 pm
wow!  awesome!  thank you.  except for bsalt.  now why would I do that? lol...
I don't like cops.  I don't like law.  so I wont go that route.

I'm gonna put on the one hour banana song and go to the hardware store to get glue and locks and then when I get back I'm gonna put on a noise artist and go for a swim lol...then tonight all power tools will glued together CANT WAIT.  They do leave them lying around.  Its a high rise building so no porta potties but I like that one lol.

I'm gonna get my neighbor in on this too.  If we play the noise at the same time but stagger the playback that should be even more noise annoying and it will ensure he wont complain about my noise

As far as sexual harrassment???  I'm in my own home and can do anything I want, if they don't like it they can leave.  I'm not their employer.  I can open my drapes and start the show!  just hope they dont have video on their phones...
Title: Re: Need help pissing of construction workers - any good ideas?
Post by: psychedelicbees1 on January 07, 2012, 05:44 pm
Also Wolf Eyes is another good one to play.

If you really want, get an amp with a microphone plugged into it and put the mic to the amp and create a feedback loop and just let it go, or if you have any music pedals you can loop them all to eachother and then out to an amp and create some bad ass feedback noises to either mess with or just to annoy people. 

Let the noise revolution begin!
Title: Re: Need help pissing of construction workers - any good ideas?
Post by: redforeva on January 07, 2012, 06:03 pm
get 2 12inch subs and blast bass heavy music
Title: Re: Need help pissing of construction workers - any good ideas?
Post by: TravellingWithoutMoving on January 07, 2012, 08:03 pm
The building I live in has been under construction for about a year.  This construction wakes me up every single day, even weekends.  Buzzkillers all of them! 

I need some ideas on what I can play through a stereo, out my window (there's an outside patio they are working on), that will really make them cringe, at the least could make them work faster, or even just make my life happier knowing they hate it.  So far I've come up with the audio from gay male porn (straight guys would cringe I think, not me though lol), and really bad death metal.

However, acknowledging the combined IQ's of most of you on this forum, I decided to put it out here for some better ideas.  Please help!  I cant stand them anymore and there's nothing I can do!

- play them Y.M.C.A.  by the Village People...
Title: Re: Need help pissing of construction workers - any good ideas?
Post by: MrDdroMcGillacutty on January 08, 2012, 02:57 am
People hate knowing they're being video taped. Even if there is no recording. Just the thought... YIKES!! Walk passed w/a video camera. Flip the screen around. Let everyone know you mean business. Maybe send a film about bad worker habits or code violations to there boss, bldg management or code enforcement.  Lead them to believe anything is possible. 
Title: Re: Need help pissing of construction workers - any good ideas?
Post by: Blackface on January 08, 2012, 11:45 am
Hey psychedelicbees1, the artist you're thinking of, with The History of Aids CD, is Prurient. I'm seconding the noise music suggestion. Blasting some Jason Crumer, or a Whitehouse track like Wriggle Like A Fucking Eel would definitely clear the party out.
Title: Re: Need help pissing of construction workers - any good ideas?
Post by: therealstansmith on January 08, 2012, 02:33 pm
the 1 hour banana song was the way to go. it would drive the above average guy with everything right in his life, to end it all after a few minutes of that. i on the other hand must not be near average and or have anything going right... i love that damn song bababananana...bababananana...bababananana... i bump it in my car.
Title: Re: Need help pissing of construction workers - any good ideas?
Post by: F104 on January 08, 2012, 06:38 pm
@ dobbs, you think the workers are the cause of your problems?
Title: Re: Need help pissing of construction workers - any good ideas?
Post by: onestopshop on January 08, 2012, 08:40 pm
As long as your not pissing off your neighbours I think this is a cool idea, be sure to tell us their reactions lol
Title: Re: Need help pissing of construction workers - any good ideas?
Post by: brockeh on January 08, 2012, 09:35 pm
things to irritate constructions workers...

call osha and complain about horrible unsafe conditions
call immigration and say you saw a wanted a illegal alien working on the site
call in many complaints to the city planning or development office, complain they doing electrical work without any electricians and no safety equipment
go tip all the porto potties over with the door facing down so when they retip it all the shit dumps out
go get your own brand padlocks (expensive anti tampering ones are best) and lock up all their shit with your locks
coat the entire work site in motor oil, watch em try to pour concrete as the slip on their ass
use epoxy to glue all the doors shut on the site
use epoxy to glue all their lumber to the ground
turn off electricity and remove all the copper on the entire site (you get some $$$ for that too)
paint giant dicks everywhere
if you can find their gas tanks switch the diesel and unleaded gasoline
report their shady work van as hanging out at elementry schools and taking pictures of kids

hmmmm ill try to think of more fun things to do ;)

GENIUS haha, can just imagine a number of these situations.

as for music to blast, IMO dark psytrance is kinda jarring and uncomfotable (for the uniniated i guess) to listen to, or perhaps some bad bad youtube dubsteb mixes, you can find some truly horrible music on youtube from bedroom DJs/producers :P
Title: Re: Need help pissing of construction workers - any good ideas?
Post by: PriscillaMarie90 on January 09, 2012, 06:42 am
Play this song... :)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LH5ay10RTGY
Title: Re: Need help pissing of construction workers - any good ideas?
Post by: Kali Kross on January 09, 2012, 06:52 am
all this stuff about playing gay porn and sexual related stuff is stupid as fuck. Not only are you going to piss off the construction workers; But if anyone else hearing it has any balls they are going to fuck you up or at the least make you stop playing. This will happen people have children and fine ass wives that dont wanna hear that bullshit. You know how shitty of a job they have? I understand how annoying it can be but they actually have to work.
Title: Re: Need help pissing of construction workers - any good ideas?
Post by: TravellingWithoutMoving on January 09, 2012, 01:00 pm
...generally construction workers (or the Companies..) don't give a shit about anything.....mopping around...drilling..digging up roads...noise....leaving work half done blocking roads...they really couldn't give a rats arse about the chaos they cause.

the suggestions have perhaps got out of hand, but you gotta start somewhere...
Title: Re: Need help pissing of construction workers - any good ideas?
Post by: MrDdroMcGillacutty on January 09, 2012, 02:21 pm
Send my mother in law over there. She'll drive them NUTZ!! Her just being her.
Title: Re: Need help pissing of construction workers - any good ideas?
Post by: 6025 on January 11, 2012, 07:29 pm
blast Merzbow, Throbbing Gristle's "Hamburger Lady", Daniel Menche, and there's this other noise artist whose name escapes me but he did an album called "The History of Aids" and made some babies ears bleed at a show.  KKNull would probably do it too.

I don't know how you feel about noise music but if you can handle it, it's a good solution because not many people will tolerate it
'Slugbait' by Throbbing Gristle is also highly recommended for the purpose.

Prurient is the name of the artist you're looking for.
Title: Re: Need help pissing of construction workers - any good ideas?
Post by: quinone on January 11, 2012, 07:50 pm
There's always like 4 construction workers standing over the same hole having 'another smoke break'. 

So I just light up a smoke and walk over to them and just start talking with them as if I know them/work with them.  When they realize i'm just a pedestrian they get pissed, so I tell them 'what, I was just having my smoke break too'. 

Usually by this time they're so pissed off or the situation is so awkward that they all will go right back to work lol.  Probably went right back to smoking 5 minutes later, but gives me a kick to fuck with strangers with my anxiety doesn't have me by the balls that day.
Title: Re: Need help pissing of construction workers - any good ideas?
Post by: JamesDeansSkull on January 12, 2012, 03:41 pm
Hey, genius?

They are guys working for a living. They do it in brutal heat and hideous cold. They are just trying to earn money for themselves and their families.

And, another thing, Brainiac. Real smart pissing them off because that will certainly ensure they work faster, huh? Do something to shut down the jobsite? Yeah. That will get the job done real quick.

Signed -
Someone Who Worked Years In The Construction Business
Title: Re: Need help pissing of construction workers - any good ideas?
Post by: quinone on January 12, 2012, 08:29 pm
Hey, genius?

They are guys working for a living. They do it in brutal heat and hideous cold. They are just trying to earn money for themselves and their families.

And, another thing, Brainiac. Real smart pissing them off because that will certainly ensure they work faster, huh? Do something to shut down the jobsite? Yeah. That will get the job done real quick.

Signed -
Someone Who Worked Years In The Construction Business

Actually they DON'T WORK, that's my point !!!
I see the same guys standing around ALL DAY, i'm sure there are many people on the site working their asses off, probably trying to carry the slack of these clowns who meander around and do no work.

If pissing them off will make them work faster then zero then yes pissing them off will ensure that they work faster then their current pace of zero.

I appreciate the compliment, I am most indeed not only a Braniac but THE Braniac, you hear that Superman?

Signed
Some facetious prick who doesn't enjoy his hard earned tax dollar's going into the pockets of slacker construction workers, which is the majority.
Title: Re: Need help pissing of construction workers - any good ideas?
Post by: rowdyrasta on January 13, 2012, 01:12 am
play PAC-MAN FEVER repeatly back to back for 6 hours straight. this should do the trick.