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Discussion => Security => Topic started by: toe on November 23, 2011, 11:37 pm
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After you receive your product, how do you store it once you think the coast is clear? In case I ever have LE come knock-knock-knocking on my door, I don't want their K-9 to be able to sniff out where I store my belongings. Do you guys have any advice for keeping it well-hidden, where it couldn't be found even if some LE were to barge in with a warrant? Thanks. -- toe
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if i made it publicy known, then LE would know where to look. :P
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Heres what I do:
1. AS SOON as I receive my drugs I unwrap the package and burn the wrappings in the pre-prepared fire in my fireplace.
2. Repackage the drugs into a teat-ended, lubricated condom.
3. Lube up my arse and slide that fucker up there, but leave the end of the condom hanging out of my ring for easy removal.
4. ?????
5. Profit!!!!
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Another good idea is to
TAKE THEM ALL AS SOON AS POSSIBLE
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Heres what I do:
1. AS SOON as I receive my drugs I unwrap the package and burn the wrappings in the pre-prepared fire in my fireplace.
2. Repackage the drugs into a teat-ended, lubricated condom.
3. Lube up my arse and slide that fucker up there, but leave the end of the condom hanging out of my ring for easy removal.
4. ?????
5. Profit!!!!
Haha that's what I do as well and I've never gotten in trouble once ;)
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Yup, safest place is up your butt. Dogs can't smell it over the poop and if the dog sniffs your butt and starts barking the cops will just think it's horny.
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I mean.... you can't really fool a K9, and the only 'sure fire' ways I have heard of sound like old wife's tales. Best is to not ship it to the same location where it is going to be stored / consumed while still following all of the other shipping precautions.
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yes, you should get it delivered to your house, then as soon as possible, take it round to a friend's house, put it in a condom, and shove it up his arse.
Then take a handful of dog biscuits and shove them up there as well, that'll trick the K9s.
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...use common sense.
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Heres what I do:
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3. Lube up my arse and slide that fucker up there, but leave the end of the condom hanging out of my ring for easy removal.
4. ?????
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wtf this thread has self destructed.
if you're holding so much weight and have been compromised to the point that you think cops can convince a judge to issue a search warrant to tear apart your house in a predawn raid, your only hope is to get them flushed or down the sink.
there's no genius hiding spot short of a secret passage to an underground lair with biometric restricted access that you're going to come up with that the DEA or ICE task force hasn't learned about in training.
lose it in your pipes or destroy it with fire, and do it fast, you can't hide large quantities of drugs from 7 DEA / FBI / SWAT / combo of all the above. they wiill demolish your dry wall, open every HVAC vent, dissamble your furnace, tear up your floor, and of course cut open any piece of furniture that can be cut. I'm not totally sure but I think that a search warrant with federal involvement is probably cover every structure and vehicle on the property.
Oh wait, I just had an idea - what if you kept a car on your property that was owned by a friend or your grandma or whoever that's not you and kept your shit in that car gas tank or whatever? Would that be exempt from a standard search and destroy warrant? even if they found it, might not be admissible?