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Title: I'm starting a shit job today
Post by: chil on August 09, 2012, 01:38 pm
Not because I want to, because I need to. I'm out of money and one of the only available employment right now is telephone surveyor, the annoying guy that calls you when you're relaxing at home to ask you whether you want to answer a survey or an opinion poll, and it usually lasts more than the promised 5 minutes, something more like 40 minutes. The guy that get repeatedly shut down or yelled at, for a minimum income.

Jesus, I'm in my thirties and I have to do this, just when I thought I had my share of shit jobs.

Feel free to share your shit job experiences, I need it.
Title: Re: I'm starting a shit job today
Post by: Limetless on August 09, 2012, 01:56 pm
You could just call in a bomb threat, that's a free day off whenever you want. I always email a bomb threat to companies that give me bad service, makes me feel better about life.
Title: Re: I'm starting a shit job today
Post by: chil on August 09, 2012, 02:16 pm
Lol, never thought about it. Will try someday.
Title: Re: I'm starting a shit job today
Post by: spasmolytic on August 09, 2012, 02:22 pm
yeah, I'm going to start a construction job this week working on scaffolding. Shit sux bigtime, but gotta put food in my mouth somehow. I'm not charming enough to be a gigolo, otherwise I'd be piledriving
bored housewives all day & gettin paid!!!
Title: Re: I'm starting a shit job today
Post by: Limetless on August 09, 2012, 02:22 pm
Lol, never thought about it. Will try someday.

It's really easy and you only ever have to do one bit of text, save it and just edit it to fit the situation. Keywords should be things like - Ricin, C4, Semtex, Nailbomb, Decadent nation of infidels, and be signed with "In the name of the one true god Allah and his Holy profit Mohammed".

Tormail is a beautiful thing. :P
Title: Re: I'm starting a shit job today
Post by: chil on August 09, 2012, 02:27 pm
I guess it works just once but nevertheless a funny idea.
Title: Re: I'm starting a shit job today
Post by: spasmolytic on August 09, 2012, 02:28 pm
Lol, never thought about it. Will try someday.

It's really easy and you only ever have to do one bit of text, save it and just edit it to fit the situation. Keywords should be things like - Ricin, C4, Semtex, Nailbomb, Decadent nation of infidels, and be signed with "In the name of the one true god Allah and his Holy profit Mohammed".

Tormail is a beautiful thing. :P
Honestly, IMO thats actually pretty funny and harmless, I may have to try that myself someday. +1 to you sir for a great idea!
Title: Re: I'm starting a shit job today
Post by: chil on August 09, 2012, 02:30 pm
I'm not charming enough to be a gigolo, otherwise I'd be piledriving
bored housewives all day & gettin paid!!!

Even if I was fit for the job, I'm not sure I could do it: gigolos sure have to listen to excruciatingly boring stories for most of the night, the sex (if any) being just a small part of it.
Title: Re: I'm starting a shit job today
Post by: Limetless on August 09, 2012, 02:35 pm
I guess it works just once but nevertheless a funny idea.

Yeah but then you flip to threaten to take hostages on another day, ram-raids or just something new each time.
Title: Re: I'm starting a shit job today
Post by: Limetless on August 09, 2012, 02:37 pm
Lol, never thought about it. Will try someday.

It's really easy and you only ever have to do one bit of text, save it and just edit it to fit the situation. Keywords should be things like - Ricin, C4, Semtex, Nailbomb, Decadent nation of infidels, and be signed with "In the name of the one true god Allah and his Holy profit Mohammed".

Tormail is a beautiful thing. :P
Honestly, IMO thats actually pretty funny and harmless, I may have to try that myself someday. +1 to you sir for a great idea!

Yeah I do it to any company that gives me bad service IRL lol.
Title: Re: I'm starting a shit job today
Post by: spasmolytic on August 09, 2012, 02:41 pm
I'm not charming enough to be a gigolo, otherwise I'd be piledriving
bored housewives all day & gettin paid!!!

Even if I was fit for the job, I'm not sure I could do it: gigolos sure have to listen to excruciatingly boring stories for most of the night, the sex (if any) being just a small part of it.
Yeah, that's true, It may be a gift or a curse but I've always been a really good listener, So I'd be okay for all the listening, I'm just not so good when it comes time to turn on the rico suave smooth pimp type persona.

Yeah I do it to any company that gives me bad service IRL lol.

Fuck yeah, that's awesome! It's not like anybody is getting hurt or anythin, that and it sounds kinda fun. especially if they fucked with you or gave you shit.
Title: Re: I'm starting a shit job today
Post by: gtgeorgz on August 09, 2012, 03:01 pm
Lol, never thought about it. Will try someday.

It's really easy and you only ever have to do one bit of text, save it and just edit it to fit the situation. Keywords should be things like - Ricin, C4, Semtex, Nailbomb, Decadent nation of infidels, and be signed with "In the name of the one true god Allah and his Holy profit Mohammed".

Tormail is a beautiful thing. :P

Dear Christ i have never thought of doing something so genius. I was laid off from a company last year on a part time job for no reason, all the managers are bitches and treated everyone like shit, I will now be sending them an email from a throw-away tormail account hahahaha. Before I do, is there absoloutly no way i can be caught doing this?  ::)
Title: Re: I'm starting a shit job today
Post by: Limetless on August 09, 2012, 03:43 pm
Lol, never thought about it. Will try someday.

It's really easy and you only ever have to do one bit of text, save it and just edit it to fit the situation. Keywords should be things like - Ricin, C4, Semtex, Nailbomb, Decadent nation of infidels, and be signed with "In the name of the one true god Allah and his Holy profit Mohammed".

Tormail is a beautiful thing. :P

Dear Christ i have never thought of doing something so genius. I was laid off from a company last year on a part time job for no reason, all the managers are bitches and treated everyone like shit, I will now be sending them an email from a throw-away tormail account hahahaha. Before I do, is there absoloutly no way i can be caught doing this?  ::)

Nah, escpecially of you flip ya writing style.
Title: Re: I'm starting a shit job today
Post by: Snoopish on August 09, 2012, 04:10 pm
Everytime I see a limetless post I'm beginning to expect gold. I'm going to have to try out this brand of dastardly bastardism at some point. Well played, good sir. Well played.

Oh, and as for shit jobs: Tech support call center. So much joy and faith in humanity was lost during that job.
Title: Re: I'm starting a shit job today
Post by: DigiPimp on August 09, 2012, 05:11 pm
Decadent nation of infidels, and be signed with "In the name of the one true god Allah and his Holy profit Mohammed".

I damn near ruined my keyboard with the liquor I was drinking when I read that.
Title: Re: I'm starting a shit job today
Post by: kryptoz on August 09, 2012, 06:37 pm
Jesus Christ lim lol......I don't know whether to respect you or fear you or shit my pants
Title: Re: I'm starting a shit job today
Post by: Limetless on August 09, 2012, 06:47 pm
Maybe a healthy mixture of all 3? :P

You have to make it relevant to your locality though. For instance if you are in Northern Ireland.....maybe say it's from Pat Sweeney of one of the offshoot groups of the IRA? If you are in the mainland U.K then it's obviously Al Qaeda or the IRA. If you are in the U.S then you have a bit more room because you could say you are one of those cooky White Supremacist Militias, Cults or Al Qaeda. If you want to drift a little further afield and you are say Spanish then you can say ETA. Italy then say you are an organized crime group but then you'd have to adjust the threat to fit the profile.

Anyway I am sure you get the picture. :) Just get creative and get a nice day off work. :)
Title: Re: I'm starting a shit job today
Post by: kryptoz on August 09, 2012, 07:05 pm
I still can't say I'd go that far just for a day off work....seems a tad extreme :P
Title: Re: I'm starting a shit job today
Post by: chil on August 09, 2012, 07:07 pm
Or else, mention you're a frustrated ex-employee. There have been some revenge killings by ex-employees in my city. 
Title: Re: I'm starting a shit job today
Post by: Limetless on August 09, 2012, 07:08 pm
I still can't say I'd go that far just for a day off work....seems a tad extreme :P

That would depend very much on how badly you wanted a day off work...... ;)
Title: Re: I'm starting a shit job today
Post by: redalloverthelandguyhere on August 09, 2012, 10:22 pm
Worked in a call center years ago. This was to help people fix PCs or laptops at home. The job was both boring and funny as some of the problems people had were hilarious.

A LOT of workers used drugs. Boredom was a factor. We would hang outside and smoke a joint each for lunch break.

Done worse jobs than call centers but never cold called.

Just remember not to take it personal when people slam phones down and tell you to fuck off.

 ;)
Title: Re: I'm starting a shit job today
Post by: Christy Nugs on August 10, 2012, 12:24 am
Lol, never thought about it. Will try someday.

It's really easy and you only ever have to do one bit of text, save it and just edit it to fit the situation. Keywords should be things like - Ricin, C4, Semtex, Nailbomb, Decadent nation of infidels, and be signed with "In the name of the one true god Allah and his Holy profit Mohammed".

Tormail is a beautiful thing. :P

wtf limmy u crack me up!!! lol
Title: Re: I'm starting a shit job today
Post by: Limetless on August 10, 2012, 12:29 am
Lol, never thought about it. Will try someday.

It's really easy and you only ever have to do one bit of text, save it and just edit it to fit the situation. Keywords should be things like - Ricin, C4, Semtex, Nailbomb, Decadent nation of infidels, and be signed with "In the name of the one true god Allah and his Holy profit Mohammed".

Tormail is a beautiful thing. :P

wtf limmy u crack me up!!! lol

See the forum doesn't really get to see the full dark bits of me lol, you all just get "Lim Light" the mild can't-get-too-fucked-up-in-the-middle-of-the-day alternative. Tip of the iceburg shit. :P
Title: Re: I'm starting a shit job today
Post by: pulpfiction on August 10, 2012, 12:32 am
I worked for one of those. Was fun because no matter what answer they'd give, I selected what I liked. For example "which song would most appeal to you in an ad" always went for what I liked. Make the best of it. Also its a job you can do completely wrecked
Title: Re: I'm starting a shit job today
Post by: TheAbsurd on August 10, 2012, 12:53 am
I used to work at a coffee shop. I was hired because I was fresh and enthusiastic and happy all the time. I was perfect, and treated everyone with respect, professionalism, and general awesomeness. But we had so many customers all the time and there was a LOT of douchebags. Makes me wish I would've invested $75 in a vial of DOC and dosed those motherfuckers. Instead they got decaf coffee and they were sleepy at work. Don't be a dick to a barista, or anyone for that matter.
Title: Re: I'm starting a shit job today
Post by: eJ3k1 on August 10, 2012, 12:55 am
Whaha, this thread is genius!

Would it be secure to use (instead of tormail) a gmail account, made using Tor?

Because when the police see the @tormail.org address, they know immediately they're dealing with the Tor network. However if they see gmail, then they'll try to get the IP address, only to find it's an exit node. Which means the police lose more time on their investigation.

Also it adds to credibility.

People who know to how to use Tor are calculating, and technologically savvy.
People who makes a serious bomb threat (ie: with actual intent of doing it) are generally disorganized. They're on an angry rampage. (If you're smart and you really want to bomb people, you don't give any warnings)

So then your story is more credible. Police will try to get the IP address of the sender, only to find it's from an exit node. You hide the fact that you're from Tor a little longer, which means your bomb threat will be scary for a longer time.


Title: Re: I'm starting a shit job today
Post by: Limetless on August 10, 2012, 12:58 am
So long as you are secure use whichever email client you want. :) If you can use hotmail or gmail with Tor and it makes it even more plausible then yeah, awesome. :)
Title: Re: I'm starting a shit job today
Post by: Limetless on August 10, 2012, 02:18 am
So long as you are secure use whichever email client you want. :) If you can use hotmail or gmail with Tor and it makes it even more plausible then yeah, awesome. :)

you have to allow too many scripts to run to use clearnet email services... ???

Then you should not use them. I'd never use them personally anyway, don't care what others get up to lol.  :P