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Title: Wasted woman gets in fight with a tree, tries to have sex with it
Post by: Geyser on March 29, 2012, 12:26 am
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http://gawker.com/5897159/unbelievably-wasted-girl-tries-to-have-sex-with-tree-after-getting-in-fight-with-it


Comments?
Lol
Title: Re: Wasted woman gets in fight with a tree, tries to have sex with it
Post by: Holly on March 29, 2012, 01:56 am
LMFAO.
Title: Re: Wasted woman gets in fight with a tree, tries to have sex with it
Post by: towelie on March 29, 2012, 05:27 am
Ahh, to be young and in love :D
Title: Re: Wasted woman gets in fight with a tree, tries to have sex with it
Post by: davebowman on March 29, 2012, 08:09 am
She didn't use protection. Probably contracted all sorts of sexually transmitted splinters.
Title: Re: Wasted woman gets in fight with a tree, tries to have sex with it
Post by: Horizons on March 29, 2012, 11:05 am
I remember the first few times I candyflipped. It was only by pure chance that I didn't pull off some shit like that myself.

Ah! To be young, reckless and insatiably horny...
Title: Re: Wasted woman gets in fight with a tree, tries to have sex with it
Post by: Raoul Duke on March 29, 2012, 11:20 am
;D haha - this is the worst possible thing that can happen when you have too many drugs - people upload a film of you doing stupid shit for the world to see. well, besides dying of course

she looks pretty fit though, apart from being completely off her face, but that's easily enough solved - just get as twatted as she is then it's not taking advantage ;)
Title: Re: Wasted woman gets in fight with a tree, tries to have sex with it
Post by: High Friend on March 29, 2012, 03:49 pm
Lucky tree. fap fap fap fap fap  :o
Title: Re: Wasted woman gets in fight with a tree, tries to have sex with it
Post by: clixor on March 29, 2012, 04:04 pm
the tree wants yoooouu . lol.
Title: Re: Wasted woman gets in fight with a tree, tries to have sex with it
Post by: Prawl42 on March 29, 2012, 05:55 pm
haha poor tree :p
Title: Re: Wasted woman gets in fight with a tree, tries to have sex with it
Post by: dankology on March 29, 2012, 09:12 pm
I didnt see any penetration...

:(
Title: Re: Wasted woman gets in fight with a tree, tries to have sex with it
Post by: clixor on March 29, 2012, 10:13 pm
I didnt see any penetration...

:(

that was in part.2 where a dude tried to actually really fuck the tree.. didn't end well.. didn't end well at all.  ;D
Title: Re: Wasted woman gets in fight with a tree, tries to have sex with it
Post by: Horizons on March 30, 2012, 01:42 am
I didnt see any penetration...

:(

that was in part.2 where a dude tried to actually really fuck the tree.. didn't end well.. didn't end well at all.  ;D

BEES!
Title: Re: Wasted woman gets in fight with a tree, tries to have sex with it
Post by: rise_against on March 30, 2012, 07:12 am
i'm a tree hugger, never thought about taking it to the next level tho.
Title: Re: Wasted woman gets in fight with a tree, tries to have sex with it
Post by: foxymeow on March 30, 2012, 07:14 am
Still a better love story than twilight.

I was raging at the dubstep tent...too bad I missed it.
Title: Re: Wasted woman gets in fight with a tree, tries to have sex with it
Post by: marsvolta12 on April 02, 2012, 02:40 am
i was there for that..... it was absolutely ridiculous. it was a long road trip to Miami, but worth it to see flying lotus and a drunk teenager slap/fuck a tree. the best part was when her friends dragged her away. that is definitely the worst you wont believe what you did when you were drunk story.
Title: Re: Wasted woman gets in fight with a tree, tries to have sex with it
Post by: High Friend on April 02, 2012, 02:26 pm
that is definitely the worst you wont believe what you did when you were drunk story.

I don't know about drunk but something... Wish I could have been there for that!
Title: Re: Wasted woman gets in fight with a tree, tries to have sex with it
Post by: Reseller on April 02, 2012, 02:28 pm
This is unfucking believable.
Title: Re: Wasted woman gets in fight with a tree, tries to have sex with it
Post by: Limetless on April 02, 2012, 02:56 pm
That's my wife you are all talking about.....