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Market => Product offers => Topic started by: ukshroomsmail on July 21, 2012, 11:55 pm
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well, first let me introduce myself, i'm ukshrooms, and im a brand new UK based shrooms vendor.
I have been growing psychedelic mushrooms for years, and having noticed a lack of UK sellers on the road i decided to increase my grow systems so you lot can enjoy the magical mushroom experience too!
Initially i will be offering samples almost free (i only ask you to contribute to the postage cost) to gain feedback and trust.
These will be 3g samples of the finest dried and ground shrooms, i offer them only to buyers with over $100 spend history, and only one sample each, don't be greedy!
At the same time i will be listing 5g portions at the regular price, so if you want more than 3g, feel free to order some more with your free sample.
Postage will be free on all regular orders.
Note: at the moment i will only be shipping to the UK.
My profile page: http://silkroadvb5piz3r.onion/silkroad/user/3b621fea1a
Sample listing: http://silkroadvb5piz3r.onion/silkroad/item/78d82d4070
So feel free to go ahead and get your (almost) free samples, and give me any feedback you can!
At the moment i'm only listing dried and ground shrooms, but if theres enough interest i could look into producing capsules for those of you who cant handle the taste! or i can possibly make up some shroom chocolate (might melt a bit in the post?) or any other suggestions you might have.
Im limiting the amount of listings i put up to start with to ensure i can give the best possible service.
Thank you, i look forward to your feedback!
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Good to see a domestic shroom vendor though :) I'd definitely be interested in capsules.
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Very nice to see a UK seller. Have placed an order on the sample, hopefully going to get some more when I get some bitcoins. I would also be very interested in capsules.
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hi, thanks everyone.
I've had a lot of requests for me to hold back samples for people who are waiting for their coins, while i can't really hold samples for people, ive decided to extend the free sample offer. I have lots of stock, I'm just limiting how much i list at one time to make sure i can provide the service you all expect. i have a few samples left, and when they're gone ill do 1 more batch of samples. remember only one sample each!!
I've had lots of interest in caps, so ill be looking into producing these too. they will have to be slightly more expensive, so the choice is up to you.
ive also had some interest in whole dried shrooms (not ground), would people prefer this? i always use ground myself, so i dont normally keep them whole.
regards
ukshrooms
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FREE SAMPLE ARRIVED THIS MORNING (TUESDAY) ORDERED ON SUNDAY!
The packaging was literally next level. I mean next level - it could have been mailed to a school, opened, then the contents examined with no cause for suspicion. Every last detail, within and outside of the package was thought of. Never seen anything so good. They smell almost like the legendary copelandias they used to sell on mush-e-mart (1 gram of these would make you see God.. :p)
Shrooms were finely powdered and carefully vacuum sealed, and overweight. Extremely generous to offer a full sample like this, and then to go over and above to get it here perfectly. I'm gonna brew all of these into a tea later and see how it goes. Order with confidence.
- ukshrooms - Thanks very much and keep doing what you're doing! 8)
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FREE SAMPLE ARRIVED THIS MORNING (MONDAY) ORDERED ON SUNDAY!
How did he manage that? With the post office not processing parcels or letters on Sunday..........
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WOW. Ordered monday arrived today. Packaging was fucking flawless, especially given the 'size' of a few grams of shrooms. Product looks great.
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Ordered, came the next day
very professional packaging, impressed.
will update when sampled!
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Awesomely fast delivery. Awesome looking product (not tried yet) and as others have mentioned, the best packaging I've seen to date. Am looking forward to a long and rewarding relationship with you ukshrooms! NB - yes - I would be interested in the non-ground dried version but am happy with what you've currently got (ground).
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FREE SAMPLE ARRIVED THIS MORNING (MONDAY) ORDERED ON SUNDAY!
How did he manage that? With the post office not processing parcels or letters on Sunday..........
Excuse me, today is Tuesday... Sunday to Monday is indeed impossible. :p
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So i received the product today! In record time.
packaging: is amazing. Totally legitimate with every precaution taken. This is some of the best packaging ive come across; including big orders from around Europe. So props to ukshroomsmail for that!
Product: came exactly as expected. Totally on point. Will have them tested for quality in the week ;) But, all things considered, i have no doubt the quality of the product will match the packaging and delivery times.
All in all, 5/5 so far.
Crazy quick delivery, amazing packaging and on point.
Ill write up a detailed quality report when i have my trip.
So ukshrooms, you've got yourself a long term customer! no reason to doubt this guy, he's legit.
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My sample arrived this morning as well. Packaging is amazing, truly - not the least bit suspicious!
I have yet to try the sample, but I have to agree with alwaystrying... I have no doubts that it is a quality product considering the amount of care taken with the packaging and not to mention the super quick delivery.
I am very impressed by this vendor, I shall definitely be back for more! Thanks again, UKshrooms!
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i have made an order for a sample.will update to let you know if all goes well.
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Just placed an order for a sample too, looking forward to reviewing it :)
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Wow, i wasn't able to get on the forums at all yesterday!
Thanks so much everyone for your reviews so far, means a lot! I done a lot of research of the packaging etc before i bought my vendors account, so i was fairly confident you'd be happy with it.
Now hurry up and start tripping! i cant wait to read some trip reports!
The free samples are almost all gone, so hopefully i can start making some money back soon!
Thanks for such a great welcome to the road guys, Ive put a lot of money into increasing my grows, so im not planning on going anywhere for a while!
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Ordered monday night, arrived wendesday morning. Excellent packaging, just perfect to be honest. Hope this vendor stays for the long haul, because there is definitely a shortage of mushrooms in the UK.
Will update when tested (which will be soon), because i can't fucking resist.
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okay, so i tried the product!
to reiterrate, the packaging was excellent. And it was sent extremely quickly. I think it was also slightly over weight, but i didnt weigh it up to be honest.
So I took 2g's and gave a friend who had never had any the other 1. We used the lemon tek as well as taking an MAOI, taken on an empty stomach, to bring out the most from the shrooms.
The come up was just right, gradual- i did feel nausea myself but that happens sometimes, i should mention my friend felt none. Very quickly visuals got sharper, perception started to shift....
visuals became more and more apparent until walls were breathing, patterns were constantly changing and movie all around...it was visually intense considering the amount taken.
In terms of the 'mind' aspect of the trip, i got just what i was after. I had a few things to think about and got a totally new perspective on the thoughts, had interesting conversations in which we explored a variety of new ideas.
the trip lasted around 4.5 hours from base to base.
just right! I cant recommend this one enough. He's now my go to man for shrooms; he should be yours too!
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Got my sample today :) It was next day delivery and the packaging was discrete. It looked very professional and like it could be any package from eBay. The product is also packaged in a way that you'd never guess what it is from the package. Great packaging and a fast delivery means this vendor is hopefully going to get an order for more shrooms soon. I'll report back on the quality of the shrooms next week.
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thanks for the feedback everyone!
and extra thanks for the trip report! i'd be very interested to read more of them!
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Hey bud, nice to see another UK shroom grower! I been growing PE isos off agar, B+ iso, and varying other strains on various subs for many years now.. can i just ask, what strain(s) you growing? (didnt see in previous posts) sorry. Also, these samples.. i would love one, or i can trade you some of my lovely mescaline HCL if you like? I am also temporarily in UK etc :) Also I am old Mod for a prominent shroom forum and I used to write very lengthy and funny trip reports, so i am more than happy to write one according to the sample/trade if provided. please pm me.
+1 karma for you :)
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The package arrived after only 2 days - and what brilliantly clever packaging! I have not tried the contents yet, but it smells proper and looks very good - rest assured I will report back as soon as I have. Also, a very generous sample - I'm looking forward to it immensely. The seller seems totally genuine and communicated with me kindly (can I mention the wonderfully secure packaging again?!)
I'm impressed and will be back - thank you ukshrooms!
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AS with what everyone previous has stated. overwhelmingly satisfied with vendor. havent sampled but i trust all is well.
BEST PACKAGING EVER.
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I received the sample today, the delivery speed was perfect (next day), communication was great too (sending a follow up message confirming the order etc), the packaging is honestly the best I have seen, I haven’t been on SR that long but I’ve ordered from enough vendors that I have a good feeling of what to expect and this goes above and beyond anything I’ve seen anyone else do (including the best most popular vendors on the road).
I weighed and it came in at 3.42g (inc the baggie I transferred it to).
I will hopefully try the product out this weekend, but so far I am very impressed and can see the vendor going far with this level of professionalism, I have no complaints at all :)
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thanks again everyone!
all the samples are gone now, and in fact a lot of the stock is gone now too!
once these run out i should have some more B+, and also some golden teacher coming up in the next week or so, so dont panic!
to everyone thats had some shrooms from me already, if you could, i'd really like if you could spend a few minutes to tell us how your trip goes please, trip reports are always fun!
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I will definitly trip report :)
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Sample arrived, and I tested it out by eating ~2/3 of it yesterday afternoon. The mushrooms had a very quick come-up as I had noticeable visual and mental effects after just 30 mins. Unfortunately I threw-up and as such didn't get the full effects from them. However from the short while I tripped I could tell the mushrooms were very potent. Unfortunately I can't leave much more of a trip report than that for now but I will leave another comment after my friends and I try the next batch I've ordered.
Cheers UKShrooms!
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hi blackring - unfortunately nausea is quite common for some people on shrooms. I dont get it myself, but some of my friends do. its annoying because it can really ruin your trip! if you find it often happens to you, i'd suggest brewing it into a tea, or even brew it into water and use that to make jelly (if you're not sure how, let me know).
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First of all thanks to UKshrooms for allowing me to experience something this powerful. I'm fully converted. It's almost like i understand now. Anyway i wrote a report and it's quite long (sorry about that) but i just had to include what i could remember.
I put the mushrooms in a smoothie and washed it down. (just).
10:00
Intense body high mixed with intsense nausea. I new it was coming, so i sat on the floor, and waited.
10:30
At this point the nausea is alsmot unbearable, so i go to the bathroom to hang over the toilet. I look in the mirror and see my eyes. MY pupils are like golfballs. Now i know.
11:00
Bt now i feel extremely light, but the nausea is so bad that i just get in bed and sweat prefusely (feel like i'm kicking heroin)
** Lost track of time **
After this, i am no longer had any concept of time, i would keep checking the TV time and after what felt like 1 hour, it was 1 minute. The picture of NY city on my wall started to enlarge and swtitch sizes, and there were faces in the buildings laughing at me.
I asked them, "why are you laughing at me". Voice in my head "Because you are weak".
So now i'm tripping. When i close my eyes thoughts are not the same, "who am i", and "what is this" constantly plagued my thoughts, opening my eyes every now again (which felt like an involuntary reaction), i was not opening my eyes, but rather i was just falling in and out of consciousness.
Now the walls start to breathe, and the ceiling, Round headed beings are all over the ceiling, small E.T like beings. My set of wardrobes (a wooden tan look) started rippling, it was like a sea of colours rippling, but in the same brown colour, and there were evil vile demons carved into the wardrbe just laughing and mocking me constantly, extremely evil eyes just starting into me.
Shadows were also starting to develop in each corner of the room, a voice in my head was telling me "The shadows are your friends".
By about 12 this was a real challenge, the nausea was constant and everything around me was watching me and observing, almost waiting for me to breakthrough. Just to understand, i was subconsciously fighting it and i wasn't aware.
I would try putting the TV on, but that was not a good idea. Anything i put on, it was as if people couldn't speak, they were speaking, but my mind was fastforwarding the speech, a whole setence to me sounded like a few incoherent words mumbled up. I found myself saying to the screen "Just say it, stop fighting it and say it".
I realised then. That was ME talking to ME. Stop fighting it. BE it. Stop fighting it and BE it.
I went though waves of giggles and then i was again plunged into this dark world of mockery and evil. I turned over to me TV and saw 2 beings stood there in the shadows, long and thin with alien like heads. Just stood and moving side to side. I said to them "so you are real", and at that point they just dissolved.
The demons and faces carried on laughing and staring on the rippling wardrobe. I kept checking the wardrobe to see if i was still tripping, and sure enough every time i looked, it was rippling.
However, things got better. Things started to click. As i tossed and turned, there were voices in my head, it was my conscious voice. I heard it weeping and begging it to stop, but i wasn't thinking that, i was calm and letting time pass by, but i heard this desperate voice weeping and hysterical "Make is stop, please make it stop".
I started to sweat even more prefusely and i was in a white room every time i opened my eyes, and a voice in my head was adamant, commanding me to "Wipe it clean", "WIPE IT CLEAN". My hearing became distant and i couldn't hear words come out of my mouth. Everything became silent. This whole first half was nothing but a build up of me, facing myself. All my fears and negative thoughts
plagued me for the first 2 hours, rising, rising, rising and stop. I opened my eyes, and the nausea was gone, the faces in my picture were no longer evil, they were winking at me, with a big grin.
The evil faces in the wardrobe continued, but this time it was different. I looked right into the red eyes of myself and just said "What? is that all you've got, is that all you can do, laugh?" The red eyes gave me a look of confusion and embarrassment as if to say ".. no.. i.. i have more, i just". I had conquered it, i suddenly got up from my bed repeating to msyelf "I'm not afraid anymore, i'm really not afraid". Which was weird, because everything i said sounded cliche, but it just came out, this was a different consciousness.
I was so relaxed, i was spinning around in my room with my arms spread, i loved everything, i could feel the earth, every time the earth breathed, i breathed, we really our one with this earth, it became so obvious, so obvious to the point of "how do i not know this before?". I lay there examining my body, my arm was like a tree connected to the earth, my fingers the branches. I really was one. There is no 'out there'.
WE ARE EVERYTHING. It's us, we're the Gods, we control everything, and as long as we're apart of this earth, we're always going to be connected.
This is when i was in complete bliss, i was evertying, i kept saying out loud "i want to be everything there ever has been. I am everthing that's ever been". I picked up my ipad and tried to come onto shroomery. But i coudln't, i was on the homescreen and i had no idea how to get onto the forums. My thoughts were there, but i couldn't choose an option until in my head i was told "you're not ready". And i knew, i really wasn't, i closed shroomery and selected an app that lets you explore the cosmos 'wonders of the universe'.
Now this is where it clicked. As i was exploring space, as i looked into deep space, there were creature's faces everywhere, small aliens. They absolutely everywhere, they were making up the sky, and they were so relaxed, their eyes very low, looking really stoned. I just gazed for a good 30 minutes at all this different faces. As i looked evn closer, i saw men with large beards just smiling at me, i smiled back. I saw eyes everywhere, huge eyes. The eyes were mine. My face was making up the cosmos. I AM the cosmos.
I'm now oozing with love, i thought about my parents and how much love they've always had to give, i just wanted to hug the world. All the faces around my room now were looking very relaxed and happy. The recurring alien faces now winked at me, and i just winked back. What a moment, fuck.
I watched a youtube video of a man playing his guitar. I could hear the sounds perfectly, it was beautiful, however as i watched him, it was if he was being fast forwarded, he looked too intense, he looked like he was struggling. I just kept saying "Stop playing it and BE it, stop thinking about it and be it".
I saw how everyone is always thinking too much and trying to accomplish things. The answer is to just stop asking the questions, who is asking the questions? It's us. We're just here trying to do the best we can, trying to understand, but we never think simple. We question everything around us constantly, "what is energy, what is the earth?", but we never question the beings that are asking, us.
Tried to remember as much as i can, and overall this was a powerful experience. It seemed my trip was very personal, and i was fighting myself. The mushrooms brough all my fears and all my negatibity to the surface in one big rush, it climbed climbed and climbed until i found myself, and conquered it all. And that is when i found all the answers, that is where i felt love.
I have realised, that there is no external fear. The only fear comes from US. We are FEAR, we create it. I have beaten myself, and also discoverd myself. They guided me, and i know it. Just before falling asleep the shadowy entities that stood in front of me again winked, and became part of the ceiling again.
The mushrooms rejuvinated me, i was reborn, i also felt this through the fact that i urinated around 20-30 times throughout, it was purifying me. That was its way of releasing all of my old self.
This was an extremely personal trip and because i was on a complete empty stomach, it was just me and the shrooms. I become part of it. I found that THAT was the key. Instead of being scared, i had to become it, become one with the shrooms. And when i had realised that, that is when i became enlightened.
Thank fuck these shrooms exist, i believe they are extremely important, and should be taken at least occasionally by most humans.
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Very nice trip report dude sounds like your ego did not wanna let go!
but remember this is all just a ride 8)
I am happy that you managed to turn the trip around, next time I suggest maybe you make some tea as I think this will reduce the nausea?
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I don’t like psychedelic experiences which are too intense, which taking the full sample at once I believe would be for me, so decided to split the sample into two doses, 1g initially, then a proper go with the remaining 2g-2.4g (depending on the weight the bag is adding) in ~2 weeks.
I had the 1g last night and enjoyed it, a very mellow and subtle experience and not trippy, it put me in a nice place mentally. I am looking forward to trying the rest of the sample for a stronger experience :)
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wow TheStonedMoth, amazing trip report! im glad it turned out well in the end. do you mind if i ask how much to took, and how experienced you are with tripping?
i agree with you jziuhbnscvyk, its nice to just take a low dose sometimes for a light trip.
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wow TheStonedMoth, amazing trip report! im glad it turned out well in the end. do you mind if i ask how much to took, and how experienced you are with tripping?
i agree with you jziuhbnscvyk, its nice to just take a low dose sometimes for a light trip.
Yeah, although very intense, i enjoyed it. This was my very first trip on shrooms (had experience with salvia in the past), and i took 3 grams on an empty stomach. It was a very personal trip for me, i loved it.
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Great trip report StonedMoth! Was happy to hear you let go, I think you handled it very well. Always nice to see a rebirth experience, I too think one can solve many issues with oneself by being offered a sense of perspective and insight like no other from taking psychedelics such as these.
I won't go into the packaging and delivery as we all know how great is it, so straight on to the TR:
Mine was nowhere as intense, but I had tryptamine tolerance still lingering from a few nights ago and only took 2g with food already present in stomach. I still felt that this would still be a good way to test the potency and at least offer some nice CEVs. I will have a proper 4g trip soon, when the time is right.
I put 1g in an vegetable+bacon omlette and made a tea out of 1g. I ate and drank them both at the same time. (I for one quite like the taste of mushrooms, I also like magic-mushroom pizza, yum yum. I don't seem to throw up either, I just get slightly nauseous, very very tired and sedated).
Anyway I went for a lie down and waited for it to kick in. Mellow sounds of Bach, Chopin, Schubert etc playing in the background to ease me into a nice, mellow, shroomified state.
As the body high took hold, I moved around a little - stretching and breathing exercises helped to squeeze out any uncomfortable feelings. It felt great and took my mind off the nausea and after about 45 minutes any sickness or gastro-intestinal distress was minimal.
The epicenter of the nausea began to turn into a warm euphoric glow and spread throughout my body, my heart pumped nothing but happiness and a smile blessed my features as I realized the potency of the shrooms. Around this point the giggles were in full force (the almost absurd idea of receiving magic mushrooms in the post tickled me in particular for some reason), making it hard to concentrate on the awesome CEVs (swirling, tiny glowing orbs forming fractal and floral patterns - magic-pollen moving across my minds eye. There were also larger orbs levitating gently above the scene, each gently pulsating and gradually changing colour. The smaller 'pollen' flew away from these larger orbs like spores in the wind. Tides of color clashed against each other in slow motion and vivd patterns changing and morphing were also present).
I then opened my eyes and stared at the carpet. A mushroom trip just isn't a mushroom trip without staring at the floor with a huge grin on your face. The carpet is a kind-of trip sitter for me, strange as that might sound. If things ever get too intense or I land myself into a bad state of mind, I'm pretty sure I can work my way out of it with the help of the carpet. Its patterns have never been threatening and are simply amazing to look at.
Looking around, it was as if I was looking through kaleidoscopic glass marbles instead of eyes. Then I realized they're sort of the same thing anyway... Kind of. I saw much hilarity in this childish realization.
As the peak subsided and the giggles lessened, I felt nice and sedated again, and began to concentrate on the CEVs. The more I meditated, the more I felt like my brain was being massaged. It was such a nice experience, and I managed to intensify the CEVs by shutting out external stimuli and concentrating on nothing but what was going on in my mind. I'm not sure if this is what you would call "zen", but it was indeed very pleasurable and the best word I can think of to describe my state in the latter stages.
I had a foggy mind in the first half of the trip, but this was extremely clear headed.
I was nicely drugged, and I certainly felt the magic, despite tolerance from earlier in the week and eating beforehand. It lasted quite a while too. Low doses can be just as impressive as strong doses in my view, but I look forward to a nice fat 4g trip all the same.
Thanks to ukshrooms for sharing his crops!!
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another good trip report, thanks wonky. i love reading these!
ive never met anyone before who actually likes the taste of shrooms!
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About to take these as part of a delicious omelette :) will post a trip report later.
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i would add into omelette in last section of cooking. anything above 145F will very quickly deminish the psiclo content within minutes. eat quickly :)
i recieved. cant wait to post my trip report.
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I just took the amazing approach of eating the shrooms first on their own then eating the omelette :) I didn't want to risk it. I can feel the onset and getting some CEVs so it worked.
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Hey ukshrooms, do you plan on shipping to EU ?
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i second what f1k4sDfsSfkLs987881 said regarding temp, dont heat these babies too much!
hey chil, when i restock i do plan on opening my business up to the EU. i wanted to start off slow, to be sure me and my packaging were up to the task. check back soon and hopefully ill have something for you.
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Okay, AMAZING TRIP. Ate them raw, they smelt kinda chocolatey, and then ate on top of that so I may not have got their full potency but I was really really happy with what I got from them.
For the first hour I was coming up and just browsed the web with some music in the background. I got that tingly feeling that only tripping giving you and had that for about 30 minutes. I got distracted by my carpet (same reason as Wonky) so I put my laptop down and just watched the carpet patterns morphing to the music for a while. Whist I was coming up I noticed my thoughts were flowing really well and I got lost in the music and thinking about the past few years of my life and the various relationships I've had with people. It went from joy to sadness but both extremes were incredibly vivid and had a certain amount of optimism about the future. I got contemplative about the state my life is in and where I wanted to be and where I am. I had pretty great CEVs and interesting OEVs from the carpet.
Once the album finished I tried to change it but I couldn't function and use the CD player at all. After a minute of fumbling I got a certain post-rock CD in and relaxed to it on the couch. The rapid thoughts and emotions carried on but all were pretty positive and I got thinking about happiness and the people who mean the most to me and what I can do to make everyone's life better, then I got onto thinking about the universe and spirituality, and if there is a God then he loves us all and as long as we try out best to be happy and be what we want and can be, he/it will approve.
So much mindfuck occurred for the next hour but it was incredible and I came out of it knowing a lot more about myself. It was incredibly therapeutic and thank you to ukshroomsmail for the sample :) I need time off but once I come back for shrooms I'll definitely be coming to this vendor. I got next-day delivery and impeccable packing, with a killer product.
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another good trip report, thanks wonky. i love reading these!
ive never met anyone before who actually likes the taste of shrooms!
On their own they aren't very nice, but in certain meals they can blend in quite nicely. Something as flavoursome as an omlette houses the earthy taste of the shrooms and masks their bitter taste pretty well in my opinion, as long as you spread the grounds evenly across the omlette so you don't bite into a huge area of concentrated shroom. As you would do with salt, pepper, spices or bacon for that matter.
I've chugged plenty foul-tasting cough syrups and poppy-teas, so for me shrooms are lovely in comparison!
Also yes, too much heat will destroy the alkaloids. In my case I just added the grounds toward the very end of the cooking process. I put the pan under the grill (on lowest heat) for about 2 minutes after applying the shrooms to make the omlette rise a little, the seasoning sort of sinks into the omlette and absorbs some of the grease.
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buy a pack of paracetemol capsules. discard contents, fill with dried shrooms.consume
voila. no taste & accurate dosing.
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Ah a shroom thread, awesome!
Anyone in here ever tried actual British mushrooms? I'm sure some of you must have.
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+1 uk shroom karma. tried trp two days ago.. will write full report. just at work at moment and very busy.
all i can say is - GODDAMN. eat with a multivitan lots of vitamin c helps produce fast strong come up.
botttom line
COLORS, SCIENCE, LOVE, LIVING, NATURE, AND GIGGLEFEST.
will say, not as visual as virulent strains like paneleous or Penis Envy cubensis but defniitly much more smooth than them and much more enjoyable. lots more
thanks and orders coming on ounces soon :)
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@f1k4sDfsSfkLs987881 I'm pretty sure Vitamin C is used to bring you down from a dodgy trip...
English shrooms incase people don't know what they look like... http://i45.tinypic.com/24zfa76.jpg
Seasons almost here!
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thanks for all the feedback everyone. I'm sorry i'm pretty much fully sold out now, but ive got loads on the go that should be ready soon, and i plan to offer them in capsules too! i've had lots of requests from overseas, so now that my shipping methods have been proven i'll be happy to offer my shrooms to other european countrys and maybe worldwide if the demand is there.
thanks again everyone!!
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hey, just to let everyone know im away for a couple of weeks, so i wont be able to reply to any messages or anything.
im hoping to be fully stocked once im back, so ill see you all then!
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I'm going to try and make this a 'live' trip report, but I wont promise anything ;)
This is my second experience with mushrooms, and my first solo experience with any psychedelic drug. First time I've tried ground.
Packaging was superb, best I've seen on the road as of yet. No worries.
As for the mushrooms them self, they tasted fine, I don't see what all the fuss is about ;D
D (2 grams, ingested, chewed for about 30 seconds at a time)
D+ 15minutes
Hands are shaking a little, heart rate is going incredibly fast, I guess I'm a little nervous about the experience. Typical placebo crap.
D+ 25 minutes
mild body high, feels a little like I'm floating, some stomach cramps, but no nausea as of yet
T + 1 hour (ish)
Things aren't quite right. Lots of lines seemed to melt in to curves. A little giggles now and then. I've been looking at my feet for the last 2 minutes (gross I know), and the toes keep curving away from eat other. Kind of like wilting flowers. Everything is much visually sharper, and seems to be moving towards me a little, then fading back into the background.
UPDATE:
I'm not really sure what's going on with time this point. Everything is fucking green! There's just this green tint to everything. I'm going to switch off the light and enjoy this for a while.. Posters on the wall are melting into each other
A little later on
Very very euphoric, a body high that I associate with strong India weed. Visuals, both closed and open eyes are very intense. I feel like any extension of my body is hindered only by myself and my mind. I find myself following certain trains of thought and then associating them with characteristics of people. I keep seeing faces, and this makes me see crowds, some laughing, others just silently staring. A few waves of euphoria kick in each time I try and look of the faces in the eye, then its back to the crowds again. I looked in the mirror a little while ago, and for the first time properly resisted the fact that my head was an extension of my neck. Freaky shit.
I'm going to withhold from writing at this point, as it would start to resemble the 'ramblings of madness' or whatever it is that lot are calling themselves nowadays. ;) Needless to say, this is a very very potent product. 2 grams was enough to catapult me into a whole new level.. I feel a need to communicate, and this is being satisfied by talking to you lovely silkroaders, or the road itself as a living entity. the idea of the word 'trip' baffles me.
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hey everyone, im back!!
im now offering my shrooms in capsules, just on a trial basis to see if its popular. they're a pain to make, so i wont be bothering unless they sell well.
im also opening up my shipping options to the European union.
dried shrooms http://silkroadvb5piz3r.onion/index.php/silkroad/item/c5e774e45a
capsules http://silkroadvb5piz3r.onion/index.php/silkroad/item/c5b3984213
thanks Abritishperson for your trip report, i love reading them! i dont know how you managed to type while you were tripping, i know i cant!
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So my batch of 10g of b+ psy shrooms finally came! Has at least 27 pills!
I live in the U.S. so ordering from across the pond, I had some trepidation NATURALLY. But upon talking to the fellow seller, who was polite and courteous, my anxiety eased a bit.
The package arrived after 11 days it was shipped, good to note that if you're from the states.
Upon opening the package, I was surprised at how ingenious, stealthy, and god damn professionally the thing was packed! So my natural hesitation to order in the future has been alleviated, because I can assure you -- unless they open the thing and starts taking microscopic samples -- they won't even have a second thought at the gem that's hidden within this seemingly innocuous, sly, package.
The product.
I'm not a big shroom taker, I've dabbled with 500mg here, 2g there, nothing big.
So I had no idea what I was in for when I nose dove right in -- taking 6g the other day. I took it when everybody was sleeping, it was probably a bad idea, because I was exhausted at this juncture, but it was the only time I had for myself.
Regardless, I just popped the pills, took orange juice to dissolve it in my stomach, and watch Kiki's Delivery Service. No, I'm not a gay. It would've been cooler to say like, I was watching grateful dead or, the doors, but naw, just watched good o'l Miyazaki's classic. I guess that's as hipster as any trendy thing nowadays. So anyways, I digress.
As proposed -- it took approximately 2 hours for my world to melt, my soul to reached the sky, and the walls to shimmer. The babies kicked in good, and when they did, they kicked in fast.
My mind reeled, assailing in so my fronts of my ego, vortexes and plasma like colors materialized from within and without. I dragged myself to my bed. There I was in and out of sleep.
Spiraling ceiling had taken its course, so I think 2-3 hours in from the initial tide of dosage, I finally had to get out of the house. I don't know how I made it out, let alone on the porch, but there I was, slump like a fevered husk, but I tried to act as normal as possible, in fear that I might be mistaken for a robber or something in the neighborhood. Who would see me there 3 in the morning, I don't know. But that self-conscious facade faded, and my focus was upon the heavens.
Dark, brooding, clouds break and glower like some epic tidal wave churning something magical.
It was a good trip.
But god damn it was a brisk night, I stayed on the front porch for at least a good 2 friggin hours. And having my ass thoroughly frozen, I staggered back in.
I tried to approximate my high, I believe at this point, I could see it dissolving a bit, and was hella exhausted and sleepy. Yet my desire to make the best out of the trip was still nagging at me. So I meditated, listen to soothing trip hop, and chanted. Then I fell asleep, finally.
Needless to say, it was probably one of the best, pleasant experiences in my life. The shower, the next morning, was the best shower I've had in a while. It's like a cleansing, pleasant, I'm bathing in a lagoon shower, not that after-rape shower I've had with other substances.
I can't wait to up the dosage on my next journey into the fold.
I can't wait to order more also.
So in conclusion, I came away from the journey a milder, kinder, more artistic person. And that irritating itch of a question -- why the fuck is this illegal?!
Thank you for providing, ukshroomsmail.
Edivine
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thanks for offering free samples of a plant i took and asked my gf to marry me on!
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hey everyone!
just to let you all know i am now offering shroom chocolates!! buy them quick before i eat them all!
3g http://silkroadvb5piz3r.onion/index.php/silkroad/item/f265d3f255
5g http://silkroadvb5piz3r.onion/index.php/silkroad/item/2275760b97
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Bump for this great seller!
I got the shrooms today in 4 business days to south EU, the fastest I got from SR so far. Comms were great and the packaging is brilliant, the best along with walter's(dmt).
I haven't tried the shrooms but I ll post about it when I can.
Cheers.
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hi all, thanks dodger for your trip report, a 6g dose?! you're my hero! i do love to read about peoples experiences.
also thanks acider, i hope you enjoy the shrooms!
im now fully stocked with shrooms, so get them orders rolling in!
thanks
UKshrooms
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I've been meaning to visit this thread and post a review of the 10g B+ off ukshrooms. It has taken me a while to get my head around it - it was my first trip with psychedelic mushrooms, and what I experienced not only thrilled, excited and scared the hell out of me. Finding a way to express what I experienced into text is futile, but I'll try my best.
Firstly though, a warm round of applause for ukshrooms. Excellent throughout, not one single hitch and a pleasure to do business with. 1 day from placing the order to having it in my hand. Perfect stealth all the way. The very best ladies and gentlemen. So good I have just ordered my second batch... in there again before anyone else ;0)
Now, onto the trip. As I mentioned this was my first time doing shrooms, that doesn't mean I am a complete noob with psych's (at least that's what I thought) having already sampled medium doses of acid and salvia in the past. There was a bit of complication where the 3 of us were going to do them, but eventually settled on a warm house packed full of music, books, games... stimuli, possibly too much as I had already read a user's B+ experience being more meditative.
So, following the sellers advice we bought some citrus fruit, only with our own wicked take on it. So to cut a long story short, I asked a mate to buy lots of citrus fruits, he turns up with 1 lemon and 1 lime haha. We mix up what we have into mugs, add sugar, orange juice, and bizarrely Courvoisier (Brandy) to give it that little extra kick. I had 3.5g of it straight off as I knew I needed extra (due to SSRI), my friends took lower doses (1.5 and 2g) and mentioned distortion after 10 minutes, 20 minutes in and they were tripping hard. After half an hour I started to worry as I hadn't really noticed any sort of effect yet, there I am looking out for the signs. So I decide to try out vaping as i'd recently bought a magic flight box (http://www.magic-flight.com/).
I must have done another 1g, and then everything turned upside down, inside out...woosh, the rollercoaster train has just reached the highest peak and is careening over the edge.
All I can say is, what the fuck. What the fuck just happened? I am in another world, everything is blurred round the edges, and has a changing red and yellow hue. Everything is very bright and very alien. Kaleidoscope effects play with me when I close my eyes. Strange voices whisper to me to try things, some of them speak gibberish, some of them I am sensible enough to ignore (go physically wake up my gf that is sleeping upstairs :o). I focus on more of the mental suggestions, I try to write some of them down at the time but create an unrecognizable mess on paper. At one point, possibly the highest, I discovered something about myself that I felt would solve a lot of my problems in life, like a revelation. Alas the memories faded shortly after sleeping but the high that I experienced still had some residual effect, almost like my confidence had been boosted slightly overnight.
So I have just gone and bought some more ;D I'll probably give it a few weeks to try again as I want to make sure I can achieve the best experience possible. Very positive mentally, refreshed feeling after sleeping, beats weed or alcohol any day :P
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Well I tried lemon tek yesterday with a friend, 2g's each, first time with shrooms for both of us. There are no words to describe this experience, especially in english which is not my first language... they should have sent a poet.
I suppose lemon tek does work because we tripped hard with only 2g and it was over in about 4 hours. At T+1:00, curtains started moving, the walls were breathing and my friend was stuck looking at a poster and giggling with his mouth open.
Everything was seen through a colorful filter, every time I closed my eyes a new 3-dimensional scene unfolded in front of me, every little thing in my room had a story to tell.
And the feelings... oh so powerful. Energetic, happy, orgasmic at some point, I had no idea shrooms could have that amazing body high.
Truly blissful and mindblowing experience.
Ukshrooms don't stop providing these.
Cheers !
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First and foremost I would just like to begin by thanking ukshrooms for your professionalism throughout the entire process.
Prompt responses to any questions I had, courteous, helpful and fast discreet shipping. You really went above and beyond and could not fault the service at all.
You have also restored my faith in the humble fungus.
my packaging is very discrete, what i mean by this is your mum could open the envelope, pull out the contents, inspect them and she would not know what is really in there. my feedback reflects this.
I was expecting this to be a slight exaggeration, however upon receipt I can confirm that this is definitely true. Ingenious packaging.
Product
Powdered shrooms are definitely the best for delivery, in the past I have consumed pieces and chunks and this can lead to an erratic trip of ups and downs whilst the pieces are ingested. This meant that I found myself cutting them up into smaller pieces, however with this product it's already done for you. This also gives you options for consumption, for those of who who can't stand the taste try the pill casings, also good for regulating dose for those without scales.
Background
I would consider myself experienced with psychedelics, having consumed mushrooms in the past, dozens of times, as well as LSD and more recently DMT. In the past 5 years my attitude towards shrooms changed, partly due to the fact that they had become difficult to obtain coupled with the fact that the last few experiences had been disappointing either due to bad product or inadequate dosing. On a recent trip to Amsterdam a group of us decided to get some truffles, they were sold wet and again found them disappointing. The rest of the group seemed to be having fun however I just became anxious waiting for something to happen that never materialised.
Well seeing ukshrooms listing and positive feedback, decided I would give it another chance... glad I did.
Report
Decided to order and pay for 7g for a tester with a close friend, however ukshrooms being awesome decided to throw another 3.3g in gratis so we ended up with 10.3g in total. To say I was excited would be an understatement, felt like Christmas and couldn't wait to try them.
Arranged for my mate to come over, he arrived at about 8pm, we chilled for a bit and had a beer and a joint. We had both not eaten for awhile to ensure that our stomachs were empty. at about 8.30pm we decided to weigh them up and prep for consumption.
Original plan was to divide the 7g in half and hit up 3.5g each, however now having 10.3g we had a few more options. He wanted to dose lower closer to 3, however from my last few experiences I did not want to be left in limbo again and wanted to dose closer to 4g to ensure that I broke through properly. After weighing up 3.8g for myself and 3.2g for him, he finally said "fuck it give me the same" and I added another 0.6g for him.
Next decision was how we were going to take them? I suggested one of my favourite methods, similar to lemtek, except instead of using lemon or lime juice use high quality 40%/80 proof Vodka. He had not tried this before and was keen. We put the doses into shot glasses with the Vodka stirred and let it sit for about 25mins.
At 8.55pm the mixture had turned a grey/blue colour and it was ready. I remember him asking me how long it usually takes to come up on this method, my reply was "fast, very fast".
By 9pm he looked at me and said "holy shit, I can feel it already!", I lol'd :)
By 9.30 we were tripping balls, our attention was divided between the music the tv and the lighting. We had perfect beats on the go, nice funky chilled bluesy jazz, with Nat Geo HD playing (muted) on the TV. We caught the tail end of Kingdom of Plants, vivid high definition flowers and flora of varying colours, this was followed by Galapagos documentary that had these incredible iguanas.
By about 11pm we were completely fried, things had gone into meltdown, neither of us could figure out the tv remote, the laptops battery died which cut the music, everything was bright and vivid, the walls were melting, things were glowing, the sofa looked like a walrus. I looked at my friend and he had a warm glow in his face which turned him kind of orange, he looked like an oompa loompa.
We decided to try get the music back on, this was a challenge as we couldn't find the charger. We eventually found it though and got the beats back on. He played a song called Tribal Dancer by Tegma ( Goa trance https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7042_6xXCQs ) which triumphantly got things right back on track.
We also managed to lose the remote control for the tv, which only became an issue when Karl Pilkington decided to visit some conjoined twins in india, that kinda freaked us both out, seeing two human beings joined at the waist whilst tripping on mushrooms is not something I would recommend. We managed to turn the tv off before things got too crazy though.
By 2am things had calmed down. 5 hour duration.
Overview
These shrooms are incredible, good visuals, minimal body load and outstanding potency. Would definitely recommend these and will be ordering more for a summer outdoor adventure.
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well thanks for all the glowing trip reports guys, i love to hear about other peoples experiences.
very much appreciated.
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Package came fast, incredibly stealthy, weight on spot. Took 2g and I was having a blast. Really good!
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Hello everybody.
Just stopping by to post another review on this thread. And a cautionary tale.
I'd like to start by saying ukshrooms is a fantastic vendor that I have dealt with several times and everything has always been 100% professional and top notch. His packaging, postage times, communication and product are always 5/5 so he is among my favourite vendors on SR.
My first purchase of his mushrooms was back in January sometime (I previously got a free sample last summer of 3 grams, generous!). They are Cubensis B+, standard potency mushrooms that are popular among home growers, he has clearly selected this strain for its large yield so he could satisfy the insatiable demand that is Silk Road. Smart move there.
He gave me around roughly around a gram extra, it was in caps, so thanks for that! I originally intended to take them all at once, however me and a friend decided we'd stay at his uncle's house one night. He gave me 12 capsules, roughly containing around 1/2 a gram of ground mushrooms each. We decided to split them 8:4 between me and my friend, as it was his first time. To intensify the effects, we took open the capsules and lemon tekked our dose, stirred for 25 minutes, and drank.
In the past, the onset of mushrooms usually takes around 40 minutes for me, and I peak at around the 60 minute mark. Not with the lemon tek, the onset came at around 20 minutes and I peaked at 35. It went from a quick buzzing in my head to colour morphing and intense geometric patterns on the walls and furniture. Nothing surprising there. What was interesting is that we then decided to go and sit with my friend's uncle in his living room. While tripping on 4 grams of mushrooms, I successfully managed to hold a conversation with this man, who seemed incredibly nice and genuinely interested in what I had to say. My friend tells me he used to have a drug problem and had problems with schizophrenia, and while we were there we smoked a load of cigarettes and he drank half of a bottle of wine, so naturally I wasn't too concerned that he might notice I was 'on drugs'.
The trip, while it was just us sitting in a living room, was comforting and blissful. We blared Dark Side of The Moon at full volume twice, and sat back and enjoyed the evening. My friend's uncle had some fantastic artwork he had painted on the walls, and the geometric hallucinations completely transformed his artwork into something else. I experienced pure euphoria, and a deep sense of well being. I felt a great acceptance of myself and those around me, I felt as if I could look past all the bullshit in the world and choose to simply appreciate the good in people. Pink Floyd's lyrics are perfect for the headspace on mushrooms, it is my favourite headspace as it is very deep but not confusingly mindfucky like LSD. This was not a deeply spiritual or reality shattering trip, it was just a reminder of the good things in the world and in people. At the dose I took, I was surprised as to the intensity of the CEVs I had. When I closed my eyes, I saw beautiful fractal artwork that could keep me in awe forever.
After the trip finished, I got to walk home in the snow while I was coming down. All in all I felt great, it was a good night. My friend said he had a nice stimulating trip with very mild changes in visual perspective, but said that the music sounded fantastic.
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And now, my second trip report of UKshroom's mushrooms and the cautionary tale I mentioned earlier. As mentioned, I previously intended to take the 6 grams by myself, so I ordered another 5 grams, and received 6.5 as a generous bonus from ukshrooms.
A couple of weeks after receiving, I found myself with the Monday off and so I decided to lemon tek the whole lot and go and sit in my garden in the sun. I felt a bit anxious during the come up, considering the intensity of the dose, but I was prepared and knew my fear was irrational (at least I thought it was, though I didn't quite anticipate what happened next). As with lemon tekking, it came on very, very quickly (I was also on a completely empty stomach, having skipped breakfast). I was sitting on a blanket in my garden with nothing but green grass in my field of vision. Things got strange as I was coming up, I quickly got into a deep meditative headspace and the spiritual vibes were strong. Background sounds seemed to be echoing and extremely distant, and there were very pronounced tracers all across my vision.
I then decided to lay on my back, so that all the I could see would be the blue of the sky and the clouds. It was lovely, my ego was restrained and I felt as if I was experiencing an infinite sea of bliss, the sky seemed as if it stretched on forever. The patterns that emerged in the sky seemed like they were some sort of archaic god-like figure welcoming me, and the clouds that occasionally floated over (leaving HUGE tracers) were fractal patterns trying to tell me how to enter where I was going. Shortly afterwards, I sat up and stared at the green grass. The hallucinations became very different, and the visuals I was having were definitely breakthrough visuals, and they completely took me out of this reality and showed me another. The grass was simply not there anymore, it was replaced by this deep green psychedelic underworld. I felt as if I were being guided through it, and as I moved through it I was being shown fractal machinery, strange psychedelic objects that had been built in this strange realm. As for their purpose, I had no idea, but it was extremely profound seeing them.
Unfortunately though, the shrooms made me hypersensitive to to the slightly cold temperatures. I had to go inside, and I was quite disappointed. And here's where it goes wrong.
I was sitting on my sofa, with some music on, enjoying the closed eye visuals, when suddenly, out of nowhere, I threw up all over myself without warning. I had no choice but to change into my dressing gown and go and lie in my bed. I felt ill, and the HORRIBLE taste of the shrooms was stuck to my throat. Unfortunately, it didn't stop. What happened was, every 20 minutes or so for the next four hours, I would have to run to the bathroom to throw up. I was in literal agony for pretty much all of this time, I begged for it to stop but it just seemed endless (which of course wasn't helped by the shrooms). I literally collapsed in the bathroom and threw up all over the floor several times, drowning in my own vomit.
This was the single worst drug experience of my life, and over the few hours it occurred it seemed they were among the worst I have experienced in my whole life, as the pain would not stop. I have had a couple of nasty times throwing up while drunk, this blew those experiences out of the water in terms of the pure terror I experienced.
That said, while I wasn't throwing up this was an amazing trip. I had full on ego death and was travelling through a kind of hyper dimensional reality while I was lying in my bed, I didn't have any music on, but it didn't matter, because the audial hallucinations were so extreme. It was extremely profound, and in a way, I do not regret doing it. It is sad, as I really was relatively unphased by the psychological effects, it was only the physical effects that brought me to my knees. If I had been able to stay in the garden, and explore the deep green psychedelic underworld without throwing up, god knows what amazing things I would have seen. It saddens me that I missed out on this. Once the trip was over, I still felt very ill and had to clear up the mess I'd made, I didn't eat for the whole day, and all I could really do was lie in bed and watch TV.
The moral of the story is be fucking careful with high doses. DO NOT lemon tek high doses of shrooms (I'd say more than an 1/8th), and have a light meal 4 hours beforehand. There is a tek on shroomery which tells you how to make an extract using 200 proof ethyl alcohol, or you could just make tea to avoid swallowing the fungal matter.
Do not let this put you off taking mushrooms, especially ukshrooms' mushrooms. It is a fantastic experience that I recommend to everyone with an inquisitive mind, and the high doses will take you to the depths of your subconscious. In the summer when it is warmer, I hope to buy off ukshrooms again if he is around and to repeat this experience, but without the lemon tekking and hopefully the nausea.
Thank you ukshrooms. You're a great vendor.
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wow PsilocybinReality, great trip report, thanks!! i'm sorry to hear about your nausea - personally i tend to take a standard anti nausea tablet with the shrooms as i often suffer with this, but plenty of people don't, none of my friends do which is quite frustrating!
there a lesson there for everyone: DO NOT LEMON TEK HIGH DOSES! or at all if you're not super experienced!
thank again PsilocybinReality, all trip reports from everyone always welcome!
UKshrooms
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Hi ukshrooms. Just wanted to say thank you - that is some good strong soul medicine! Not always easy, but always worthwhile.
Will there be another crop soon?
RTT
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hi, yeah there will be some listed in the coming days, or if you cant wait pm me over on the road and ill sort you out!
cheers.
UKshrooms
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6.5g is brave on it's own...
on lemtek maybe just a tiny bit silly lol
great reports though.
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Hi UkShrooms! I put in an order Thursday and it's still processing. I was hoping to get them for Saturday but I know there's been some trouble on the road lately so I was wondering if you managed to get everything out today.
Thanks.
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hi JakkTheKipper, if you send me your user name on SR i'll let you know whats going on with it. all orders should be going out as normal from now on - assuming SR stays up!
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It's alright mate, got it as and when expected. It was all excellent :)
Top man/men/woman/women/being.
Nice one :)
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hey guys, check out this post if you haven't already
http://dkn255hz262ypmii.onion/index.php?topic=163138.0;topicseen
its "An Archive of Drug Experiences and Monthly Writing Contests" and i've offered to put up 10g of my shrooms as a prize for the best one! a few other vendors are putting up prizes too, so get your trip reports over there. don't forget to post here too though!
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Finally getting around to posting a review for ukshrooms B+ caps. I ordered 10g and they very kindly threw in extra due to the SR issues at the time.
TL;DR - Highly recommended vendor and product!
Packaging: Blisteringly good stealth. The package arrived in a timely manner with the contents fully intact. It's obvious that a lot of time and effort has gone into ensuring the product is delivered without detection or damage. The best I've come across on the road thus far.
Communication: This vendor is very professional and easy to deal with. As mentioned above, they threw in extra product even though the technical issues being experienced were not their responsibility. Much appreciated!
Product: The product itself is amazing. My first experience was to take two caps on a relatively relaxed evening with a friend, who also took two. We went for a walk and sat talking for a while. They had a much stronger experience than I, reporting visuals and tracers, etc. I only noticed increased colour saturation and an overall sense of well-being. The only drawback I noticed was some gastric distress, whilst my friend felt nauseated. I would be interested to know if there are any methods to alleviating these symptoms. Since then I've been working my way up to 10 caps after multiple experiences. At their strongest, I have noted vivid colours, altered perception of reality and euphoria. Even at this dose, I've been able to function relatively normally, going out and talking to people and eating food. However, internally I feel as though I'm navigating a complex emotional landscape filled with epiphanies awaiting discovery at every turn. I've done many things whilst under the influence, from going out clubbing to sitting and writing heartfelt messages to close friends. I've thoroughly enjoyed each and every experience and look forward to many more in the future!
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Hi :)
Can anyone give me a dose guide when it comes to the B+ Shroom capsules?
Thanks
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A couple of weekends ago I gave these a whirl and had what proved to be the most interesting trip I've ever experienced. The next day I made some notes of what happened and did some digging on google for some answers and really have come up blank!
** tl;dr: Took all 11 caps, had a bizarre time and will have to do it again! and the packaging was the best I've seen on the Road. I actually thought I'd been buying stuff off the internet again in the middle of the night! **
The long version (and yes, it is long).
Now, I do mushrooms for the sparkly lights and the visual hallucinations. I'm not bothered about being one with the universe (the universe and I did a deal a long time ago, so we're sweet) nor any of the self awareness stuff as I consider myself to be self aware enough. I'm well aware that the hallucinations come from the mind not receiving all the external inputs that it usually gets and so make shit up, which is fine by me. I always laugh when I have my curtains breathe at me!
So, imagine the scene.. it's a Saturday night around 9.00pm and I'm thinking it's time to try my order out.. I'd taken some super duper potent stuff from someone else a few weeks before and it had done shit.. bit of enhanced colours and a bit of a sparkle, a lot disappointing considering it was supposed to be the equivalent of 4g of cubes. So when I come to look at this stuff, which is just shy of 4g (3.5 which is 10 caps and it had a freebie thrown in to bring the total up to 11), I'm wondering just how much I should take because if I have somehow become drug resistant then the whole lot may have been a failure on par with the previous time..
At around 9.30 I took 8 caps (so around 2.8mg) and started to potter around getting ready for the trip to start. At 10.00 I took the last 3 (another 1mg) as nothing had kicked in apart from a furry mouth - which felt like it had carpet fibres in it (!), muffled hearing and a sharpening of my depth of field, so I thought "in for a penny.."
By 11.00 pm, nothing more had happened and I was beginning to think I really had developed a drug resistance. I then remembered about this lemon tek business and wondered if a citrus juice might help - except I didn't have any. What I did have was some fizzy vitamin c tablets and after thinking that it really couldn't hurt (or actually help but I was desperate) I had a glass of the fizz...
10 minutes later I ‘m floored – literally. I was sitting on the floor and just fell backwards. Suddenly I can no longer sit upright without holding onto something and dragging myself up and every time I get upright I start to fall backwards. If I try to balance myself by leaning forward I just fall forward. The ridiculousness of not being able to sit upright made me laugh, particularly since I would occasionally get shoved back rather than just falling backwards.
So I decide to crawl onto the couch for a lie down.. my hands and legs can't keep still and are constantly moving around and I can feel gravity pushing heavily on my stomach, not just an overall push but a localised area like a block being pushed down on me type of feel.. Then I started to yawn really heavily and continued periodically for the rest of the trip. I had a movie on when it started and once I lay down I closed my eyes and had some great visuals.. very shiny, sharp geometric textures that didn't just hang around the eyelids but looked to be a couple of inches further away and wider than my vision, so I had to move my eyes to see the full thing. The movie had no speech just music and I felt the peaks move with the soundtrack with the pushing of gravity a little out of sync with it. After a while my legs started to slide to the floor so I thought I'd better sit on the floor because the legs seemed really determined to make their way to the ground.
So I went back to the floor and was rocking back and forward trying to stay upright and being completely unsucessful at it.. I ever fell sideways a couple of times and I must say the floor was remarkably comfortable! Then the movie finished and I had to turn it off during the credits as it was making a funny noise at me. (a sort of hissing), which was the beginning of the auditory hallucinations.
At around midnight I got tired of the rocking and crawled back onto the couch and then decided to sit upright and was sick (ugh) thankfully I clamped my mouth shut in time but that brought on a new adventure.. So I managed to stagger off and get a bucket that became my new best friend as it was something to lean on and realised in a detached way that not only wasn't I going to lie down like my mind wanted me to but I also knew that if I did I'd probably throw up again and choke as I tried a couple of times and felt the nausea.. then I had to fight the yawning (these were the biggest yawns out.. I didn't think they were possible!) and trying to stop my legs from sliding onto the floor and taking me with them, along with some rather interesting auditory hallucinations - ever heard rope scream? I have now.
I tried sitting upright on the floor again with the bucket to keep me upright.. not particularly successfully but it did stop me going nose first into the carpet so that was something.. So my new best friend and I decided to go to bed. This was around 12.30. The trip had been going on for well less than 2 hrs but it felt like triple that, yet somehow didn't.. My mind was still functioning and the trip lay itself on top of it.. so I could do things like move but gravity thing was constantly there.
So I took my mind and bucket to bed. My mind then started to go through all the change points in my life (things I could change if I wanted to) and started listing all the things about a situation and gave me a conclusion.. which was all very well but my legs were still trying to slide onto the bedroom floor so I was constantly trying to pull myself back onto the bed. At this stage (or well before) most normal people would have given up and lain on the floor.. not me, I was fighting this as much as a could.. right down to talking to myself and saying "no" each time I tried to slide off the bed.
So I decided to go back to the living room and sit on the floor.. It's now around 1.30 am and I'm still trying to stay upright and am getting really tired of the trip and looked once more at the clock. Then the floor got boring so I though I'd go sit on the couch.. I'd tried leaning against the couch rather than flopping back against it when I couldn't sit up but I found I couldn't hold my head up so it would flop right back and I'd still try to slide flat.. and at least the couch had a high back so my head would be supported. Well it would have it I'd been able to sit upright but I kept trying to slide onto the floor... then my mind decided it wants to continue to go through those damn change points again in dot point form (I was waiting for the powerpoint slides to come out!) and each time it would give me a conclusion, I'd say "I know that!" Ffs, I'm being lectured at by my mind and it's not even new insights.
What was interesting was the complete sense of detachment from what was happening, it just was and there was not much I could do about it except to refuse to lie down. Then I slid off the couch and knocked the ashtray over.. so I'm sitting on the floor putting the butts back into the ashtray and am laughing at how much my coordination sucks, then I crawled back onto the couch to slide off again.
At around 2.30am I was finally was able to sit up (still fighting the falling but more successfully) and did manage to get the coordination together enough to have a cig and a cuppa and then fell back again but by 3.00am I was able to move and sit (although I did start to fall back when I sat down). So I thought it was probably time to go to sleep.
After 9 hrs. sleep I woke up feeling a bit ropey. I could still feel the imaginary fibres from that imaginary carpet in my mouth but after cleaning the teeth and a couple of cups of coffee it was fine. Then I had to pull the couch away from the wall where it had been pushed by all that falling against it, vacuum up the ash left when I tipped the ashtray over and tell my new best friend that I was putting it back in the cupboard and the engagement was off.
So there you have it.. Seriously, it was the weirdest trip I've ever had. All I wanted was some bright lights and some nice trippy visuals and instead I got some kind of bizarre body/mind trip.
I can see I'm going to have to do this again just to see what happens next. I don't know if I'll give in and lie down if demanded, as lying there being lectured to by my mind is not really high on the list of fun things to do on a Saturday night but it'll be interesting to see what happens again.
Comments? As I said at the beginning, I spent some time searching with google and bing looking for trip reports and I couldn't find any mention of a body hallucination or anything at all like what I went through. I'd like to think I'm special but I seriously doubt that.
So a big thank you to UKshrooms for enabling my tripping mind, my "real" mind and my body to have some kind of bizarre mexican stand off and I'm calling it a draw as I have no idea what the fuck went on.
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abby: thanks! wow that was quite some trip!!! i sometimes have similar experiences myself to be honest with doses that high, its not always that way though, sometimes the shrooms decide which way its going to go!
i'd definitely recommend a lower dose next time, especially if you're looking for a more visual trip.
with regards to the come up time, how long had it been since you had eaten? not long im guessing. personally i prefer to make sure im hungry when i trip, it makes them kick in much faster (sometimes as quick as 15-30 mins!) and also minimises the chances of feeling the nausea. i always take a standard over the counter anti nausea pill too, just makes the come up a little nicer. don't worry about feeling hungry, that goes out of the window once you're tripping!
Asal88: everyones ideal dose is slightly different, but if you're new to shrooms i recommend starting at 2g (that's 5-6 caps). thats enough for a proper trip, but not so much to overpower you. anything above 3g if likely to be very strong, its quite a jump from 2g to 3g, so tread carefully if you're new. remember each cap is 0.35g, so you can work out how many caps to take for whatever dose you decide on (feel free to pm me on here or the road if you'd like any further advice) i'd much rather you take a low dose to start with and enjoy the shrooms, then come looking for more! too many people go too deep on their first try and it puts them off. also, plenty of people seem to be taking doses of about 1g (3 caps) and having great fun with a nice mild trip, so thats an option for you too.
objectivist775: more good feedback, thanks so much! i really do appreciate people taking the time to talk about their experiences. see above about the nausea, this only seems to effect some people. personally i get it quite bad, but none of my friends seem to get it at all! very annoying! the anti nausea tabs really do the trick though. also your experiences are a really good example of just how shroom trips can vary so much each time.
ps, apologies for taking so long to reply guys, i dont get the time to browse on here as much as i'd like anymore, but as always if anyone ever has any urgent questions just drop me a message over on the road. i always reply. sometimes if im very busy it might take a day or two, but i will get back to you i promise (unless you're a professional drug "sampler" looking for freebies, or trying to sell me an elephant or something, seriously you guys wouldn't believe the stuff i get messaged about!)
thanks again!
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there was no nausea during the come up, but when it was full blown I had problems for a while.. as for food, I'd last eaten around 4pm (i.e. 5 hrs before) and that was just some fudge. What might have done it was the amount of coffee I'd consumed during those 5 hrs before, I'd been drinking a lot of white coffee so it could have been the dairy.
next time I might drop it down to around 3g and see what happens, or I might go the whole hog again to see if I get the powerpoint slides with the lecture.. decisions, decisions ;)
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I ordered 7g of shrooms a few weeks ago. There were an extra couple of caps tossed in for free (thanks!), bringing the total weight up to 7.7g.
A close friend and I shared the shrooms a couple of weeks ago. We'd never done mushrooms before, but we're pretty experienced with LSD and have made dozens of trips deep into the K-hole, so we weren't the least bit apprehensive about taking the whole lot at once. If anything, we were hoping for the whole world to collapse. The capsules were taken on an empty stomach, approximately 15 minutes after taking a ginger root tablet to combat any potential nausea (we subsequently experienced absolutely none).
We sat on the sofa and put on some ambient music. Got some glow sticks out. Chatted shit for a while. About 20 or 30 minutes later the lampshade began to look a little strange. "That's interesting" I thought. "Something's beginning to happen." Then BAM! WHAT THE HOLY ABOMINABLE FUCK. We were literally on the floor. We had no idea what had happened. Nothing made any sense. We were vaguely aware that something was hilarious, so there was much laughter, but mostly utter confusion and bewilderment.
I crawled around on the floor for a little while, trying to remember what had happened. We took refuge under the table. We realised that the only thing we could be sure of was that something had definitely happened. "Did we take mushrooms?" one of us asked. "What's a mushroom?"
"What's a word?"
Around this point I had a curious realisation. It occurred to me that we were like babies again. It was as if the mushrooms had stripped away everything we had ever learned and known. All the self-imposed bullshit, the social constructs, the judgements, prejudice and preconceptions had disappeared - it was like seeing everything for the first time again. Our brains began to piece our lives back together again; little things came to mind: I knew I had a sister. I knew that I liked to go running. Slowly, things were coming back, but there was an awareness that things had fundamentally changed. Now I understood that no one really has a fucking clue about anything, and that anyone who purports to is faking it. I was reminded of that old saying - that our insecurities stem from "comparing our behind-the-scenes to everyone else's highlight reel." In truth, everyone is just trying their best to make sense of all this shit, and we're all screwing things up all the time. I began to understand the need to live more in the present, for the past cannot be changed and the things we worry about have not yet come to pass.
There were other things too, of course. Lots of laughing and talking and trying to figure out how to use a penis to urinate. When it was over we discussed what we had learned. I can honestly say that the things I learned that day are still in my head all the time and have probably made me a better person and my life a more fulfilling one.
All in all, my first trip on shrooms was one of the most extraordinary experiences I've had to date. While 3.85g might be too much to handle for an absolute beginner, I knew I was of sound mind and prepared to surrender everything to the experience. And I'm glad I did.
Full marks to ukshrooms for providing an excellent service - from beginning to end the process was smooth, friendly and, ultimately, rewarding. Many thanks!
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These trip reports are excellent. Makes me want to scour the net to find more.
I have ordered 3.5g of capsules and all being well I will take them with a close friend at the summer solstice. Hoping this good weather will make an appearance, the last time I went to my favourite stone circle for the solstice it was freezing. If not solstice then I will use them at my favourite festival in August. "Here's to you Dirty Davey!" ;)
I don't like to trip inside, at all. I am experienced with LSD and mushrooms, used to trip a lot in the 90's. Had a long break and ready to experience it again.
I will update with my trip report.
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First off, I am yet to try the product, but I thought I'd let people know a bit about the order in general.
Also, I plan on taking 3.5g's my first time, I've had a fair amount of LSD and other drugs in the past, but never shrooms, is this a bad idea?
Now to the review:
This is by far the best order I've ever placed on here. Ukshrooms is a nice guy, responded to my messages very fast and helped me with a few of my questions. He even threw an extra capsule in for me!
I ordered late Thursday evening, it was posted on Friday and was at my doorstep on Saturday! Can't ask for anything more!
The stealth was something of beauty! The best by a long way! I've yet to take the product but I'm in no doubt that it is incredible!
I'm looking forward to my trip and would like to thank Ukshrooms for the opportunity!
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Also, I plan on taking 3.5g's my first time, I've had a fair amount of LSD and other drugs in the past, but never shrooms, is this a bad idea?
Not necessarily. As I said in my report, I took the full 3.85g dose for my first time, on a totally empty stomach. It really depends on what you hope to get out of the experience - are you prepared to be utterly floored by it? Are you willing to be forced to look deep inside yourself at things which might make you uncomfortable?
If the answer is yes, and you feel that you're of sound mind and in a good head space, I say go for it. What I would say though is that while LSD is certainly no walk in the park at high doses, I've never found that it took my whole world apart like shrooms did. But then again, that was what I wanted.
A little tip I read somewhere: write "You will be okay" on your hand in pen. Use it as a "totem", if you like. If things become terrifying, it should remind you that it's just a drug, and that it will pass.
Enjoy!
Everyone's different. Decide for yourself what you
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Thank you BaronTentacle. That is helpful post!
I'll have to mull it over a bit, I was thinking of trying it this week, I too got a free cap so the total is 3.85g. I feel I am prepared, and am not a newcomer when it comes to drugs, so I have had to handle a few different tough situations.
Obviously my first time with shrooms will be different, but I think I'm going to go all out. I've heard about the writing on your hand too, apparently it does work :)
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If you know how to manage bad dreams and nightmares by turning them then you'll be fine on them. The thing is you just need to go with the flow and enjoy.. you'll either end up on your hands and knees on the floor or you could be transported somewhere wild. If you're going to take the full amount it's quite likely you won't get the pretties.. just the introspection and cerebral stuff. I prefer mushrooms to acid as I think it's a more warmer, well rounded trip but as always, ymmv.
Just enjoy it and then come back and you can add your adventure to ours :)
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hey guys! yes i agree, good advise from the baron there! I usually advise a starting dose of 2g, to get people into it gradually, and i personally find a 3.5g trip very strong for me, but everyone IS different. i have some customers who take less than 1g and it transports them to space, and others take 6g+!!
so basically, if you feel happy to take the lot, dont let us stop you! as long as you are of sound mind and you'll be doing it somewhere you feel comfortable you should be fine. remember to take them on an empty stomach, and take an anti nausea pill too to get the best from them.
oh and please do come back and let us know how you get on!
and thanks everyone for your input and trip reports, very much appreciated! the more info we can share to help everyone enjoy their psychedelic experiences the better!
UKshrooms
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Everyone's different. Decide for yourself what you
Just noticed this. Spooky. What on Earth did I mean to write...?!
Decide for yourself what you WHAT God dammit?
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Everyone's different. Decide for yourself what you
Just noticed this. Spooky. What on Earth did I mean to write...?!
Decide for yourself what you WHAT God dammit?
haha, momentary brain freeze! i'm sure we can let you off!
i agree though, as long as you make your own educated decision about how deep you want to go you should be fine. its more important that you're happy going into the trip than worrying if you've taken too much or too little, that said, don't anyone go in with hero doses first time! take it easy, you can always trip again another day.
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Always nice to see a vendor that does that extra little bit for their customers. Messaged me to confirm shipping (took about 3 hours) and of course one extra cap is said to have been added. My order is currently on its way and I can't wait to try them. Of course I will write a bit about my experience once they get here. I also am excited to see this amazing stealth everyone is talking about! In the meantime however I was wondering if they're nice to take with normal, full shrooms as well. Anyone have any experience with this? Sorry if that's a silly question.
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Always nice to see a vendor that does that extra little bit for their customers. Messaged me to confirm shipping (took about 3 hours) and of course one extra cap is said to have been added. My order is currently on its way and I can't wait to try them. Of course I will write a bit about my experience once they get here. I also am excited to see this amazing stealth everyone is talking about! In the meantime however I was wondering if they're nice to take with normal, full shrooms as well. Anyone have any experience with this? Sorry if that's a silly question.
No such thing as silly questions where controlled substances are involved. I can't answer from experience, but I chose to use ukshrooms partly because I wanted to take the shrooms in capsules - I'd read numerous accounts that said that taking them in capsule form would likely reduce any potential for nausea. Indeed, after taking a ginger root tablet about 15 minutes before the shrooms (on an empty stomach), I experienced no nausea whatsoever. This will certainly be my method of choice again in the future. I'm not sure if there'd be any benefit in combining them with normal mushrooms.
However, that's just my 2 cents as a bit of a newbie. I'm sure there are others who could advise you better than I could.
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Always nice to see a vendor that does that extra little bit for their customers. Messaged me to confirm shipping (took about 3 hours) and of course one extra cap is said to have been added. My order is currently on its way and I can't wait to try them. Of course I will write a bit about my experience once they get here. I also am excited to see this amazing stealth everyone is talking about! In the meantime however I was wondering if they're nice to take with normal, full shrooms as well. Anyone have any experience with this? Sorry if that's a silly question.
hi stenr, not sure if it was you who messaged me on SR about this so ill answer here as well. there isnt really much benefit in taking the caps with whole shrooms to be honest, as thats all thats in the caps just ground up (theres no fillers or anything, just ground shrooms) so it would be the same pretty much, but the caps are so easy and convenient! if you want to experiment you can open the caps up, squeeze the powder out and do all sorts with it, lemon tek etc - thats particularly handy if you dont have scales as you know that each cap is 0.35g. personally i don't bother, but plenty of people do.
please do let us know how you get on!
UKshrooms
ps, thanks for the input Mr Tentacle, much appreciated! glad to see you guys helping each other out. let me know next time you plan to order and ill see if i can do you a deal ;-)
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Cheers Squire!
I do have a little question, actually - any idea how long the powdered/capped shrooms would keep for? I normally just order a week or two before I'm planning to use whatever I'm purchasing, but it would be handy to know anyway.
I've got a couple of mates planning a trip to visit at the end of July so I'll most definitely be putting a large-ish order in then, if not before. (The girlfriend is becoming curious as well.) Please tell me you're not planning to randomly run out of product mid-July or something...? :P
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no probs man. and no need to worry, i'm not running out of stock any time soon! ;-)
also by popular demand PE will soon be available in capsule form too!
with regards to storage, as long as you keep them dry they will last well over a year. if not more. best to keep them in the vacuum bag until you're ready to use them, then whatever you have left seal in a little baggy or anything airtight.
UKshrooms
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hi stenr, not sure if it was you who messaged me on SR about this so ill answer here as well.
It was, but I noticed your profile said to ask such questions here as you were getting a lot of mail so I deleted my message and posted here. I guess you could still read it though.
Thanks for answering - I'll probably just skip regular shrooms and take all 3.5g.
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with regards to storage, as long as you keep them dry they will last well over a year. if not more. best to keep them in the vacuum bag until you're ready to use them, then whatever you have left seal in a little baggy or anything airtight.
Excellent advice - thanks!
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hi stenr, not sure if it was you who messaged me on SR about this so ill answer here as well.
It was, but I noticed your profile said to ask such questions here as you were getting a lot of mail so I deleted my message and posted here. I guess you could still read it though.
Thanks for answering - I'll probably just skip regular shrooms and take all 3.5g.
hi, yeah thats fine. funnily enough almost no one took any notice of that note i put up (i swear so many people dont even read the vendor profiles! or the forums for that matter!), but it was mainly for when SR runs really slow to be honest. at the moment its working great, so messaging on the road is fine, but if the road becomes an ass again im always on the forums too.
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I just placed my second order with ukshrooms. My first order was a rather large one for a first time buyer, and I am in a bit of a high risk country. But the packaging was so first class that it got to me without any problems.
Every trip I had from that first batch was out of this world. I was sticking with doses in the 1.5 to 2.0 gram area. I would sit out on my deck, watch the trees, and even watch some music videos. Watching Shakira move those hips while tripping was beyond erotic. I don't think there is a word for it. I had enough that I shared with a trusted friend. It was his first time to trip and it has completely changed his world view.
When I had about 11 grams of the stash left, my friend and I took a trip out to a remote natural setting and decided to go for, what was for us, a heroic dose. We each took 5.25 grams. He went first and I was his spotter.
Watching him go through it was fascinating and a little bit scary. He would go from crying to immediately laughing. He was having a conversation with some being invisible to me. When he came back around I asked him, "so did you see cool patterns in the trees and everything like with the lower doses?" He just snickered and said I would have to see for myself.
After he was lucid enough to watch over me I took mine. We both reached ego death. I had heard about it, but you really can't comprehend what it is like until it happens to you. I also, now, truly understand what psychonauts mean when they say "moments of eternity".
At one point I TRULY believed I was Dean, from the TV show Supernaturals, and had been thrown into another dimension. At other moments I thought I was dieing (not in a bad way). I kept flashing back to moments in my life where I ALMOST died and started to think that I had never left that moment, and that all my life experiences that had passed since then was somehow my mind just coming to grips with the other side. And I felt that since I had come to grips with who I really was I was ready to pass over. Around that time I was able to stand up and walk. I walked over to the nearby pond, sat down, and TRULY believed I had crossed over and that I was wherever one goes when they die. My friend who had been keeping a close eye on me started to talk to me a little bit. I thought he was an angel or a reaper. But I was ok with that. I was totally at peace.
When I started to come back to reality, and it is a very gradual transition, he said, "So, did YOU see shifting patterns in the trees?" I realized then what a stupid question it had been. A heroic dose isn't about the colors being more vibrant, or watching the grains in wood slow like water. It is a journey completely in one's mind. It was the most traumatic, and amazing, experience of my life. I enjoy tripping on shrooms every couple weeks. But another heroic dose? Maybe years from now I'll try that again. But it is such a powerful experience that I think I will need years to fully absorb it.
ukshrooms is the definition of a professional vendor. And his product is perfect. I look forward to a long relationship with ukshrooms and those mind expanding little capsules of his. :)
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I can only echo what's been said before - UKshrooms is a tremendous seller and someone I'll definitely be buying from on a regular basis.
Here's a little trip report I knocked together:
We're sitting on the couch in my mate Graham's house. Graham, Fiona and myself have just chucked two grams of mushrooms down our necks and we're waiting with bated breath for that sense of weirdness to creep into our heads. There's an underwater documentary playing on the TV; all sorts of weird and wonderful creatures writhe about on screen.
I burst out laughing.
The other two look at me strangely for a moment, then quickly realise the mushrooms have kicked in for me. The picture that hangs on the wall opposite grows brighter. It's a bit like someone's turning up a dial somewhere; first there's the heightened sense of colour, then the euphoria, then everything in the living room wakes up and starts going crazy.
There's a burst of laughter to the side of me. Fiona's coming up. We all sit and laugh at the weird creatures on the screen.
'They probably go home at night and laugh at us on the TV,' someone says. I hope that's true.
Graham's girlfriend is trip sitting for us. 'It's all gone a bit weird in here,' she says, which is probably a fair assessment.
We can't stop laughing. The carpet is being swept up by an unseen breeze. The vaguely psychedelic throw on the chair in the corner throbs steadily. I turn to Graham and watch as his hair flickers about like fire and the threads in his shirt thrash in the air. We watch everyday objects writhe, breathe and grow.
I go down the corridor. It shrinks. I'm a little disappointed when I end up in the toilet and not some mystic cave. The music untunes and retunes itself, like it's a slighly melted record.
Hours pass.
The visuals trail off but the euphoria's still there – I think that's maybe why, when Graham's in the toilet, I grab a wooden spoon from the kitchen, crouch on the chair behind the door and leap at him yelling 'SPOON ATTACK!'. (I'm ashamed to admit I'm 25 years old.)
We talk a bit, though we don't really make much sense. We decide that 'floomf' really sums the world up. Graham reckons the man on the TV would really look good in octopus skin. We think about whether or not you could go into a bar and ask for 'a bit of moisture in a receptacle'.
I wasn't expecting a crazy shamanistic experience, but at the same time I wasn't expecting something so amazingly silly. It's been two days since we tripped and every time I think of it – the awesome visuals, us giggling like idiots – a huge smile spreads across my face.
I've no idea why this stuff is illegal. Aside from the potential for being bruised by a surprise spoon attack...
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Two great trips reports there :)
Sadly the conditions weren't right for my solstice trip, so the report will have to wait for now. No rush.
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Highly recommended!
ukshrooms B+ caps
This was my second attempt at ukshrooms 10 (+ 1) caps. First time there was hardly anything to write about. But there was a problem with tolerance and dosage. This time I stayed away from psychedelics for a week and took all 11. For me 11 proved to be right. If anything, I think 14 caps will be a better dose. Of course this is all subjective but Just to give you a comparison I usually need 300-400 mics for acids.
Anyway as for the trip report. Let me say first, I like the combination of acid and DMT and the few times I had tried shrooms it gave me the feeling of this combination but with much milder effect. I liked it but it was a bit weak for my liking. ukshrooms product gave me the same combination (more DMT like than acid) but much stronger than other shrooms and a lot less unpleasant than taking DMT and acid separately.
I took it on an almost empty stomach and it took under 80 minutes to kick in. No nausea and no shakes or spasms that I usually have with the start of an acid trip and no heavy stomach or bunged up head that I usually get with DMT. Really pleasant trip that lasted for 3-4 hours and an additional couple of hours of down time. The trip was more like a DMT trip than an acid one but I loved it anyway. After this trip I have realised I actually like the combination to be more DMT like than acid like. The visuals with closed eyes were just as vivid as a strong DMT trip although the projection of this internal image externally (eyes open) wasnt as vivid as a strong DMT trip. But a lot more physically pleasant.
Well done ukshrooms!!!
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The order arrived on the 24th of July but I wanted to wait and write the review after I went on the trip to be able to judge the process as well as the product. Alright let's start out with
Contact 5/5: UKShrooms is a genuinely nice guy. He answered my questions in a very timely manner and in great detail. While many vendors pretend to care about his customers I had the feeling that he was honest about it and I liked it. Unfortunately there is not much left to say about him because out of all vendors I have dealt with he is definitely one of the best in this category. He even threw in a pill extra, which he does for most of his customers and I really appreciate the gesture. You are a scholar and a gentleman UKS.
Delivery 5/5: When you read UKShrooms vendor page you can see him boasting about his stealth. If you are a new customer it's easy to think "Oh yeah everyone says that, his is probably not that good" and you would be wrong! UKShrooms is true to his word and delivers on one of the best stealths I have seen on this site. Great job UKS! On another note the delivery time was excellent, 3 days within EU.
Product 5/5: This was my first shroom trip so I was excited like a little child on Christmas. Due to the circumstances I decided to share my 3.85g with my girlfriend and we went 2.1g - 1.75g lemon tek to intensify the effect. Luckily the shrooms already came in a powdered version and it was really easy to prepare the shots. It hit after about 20-30 minutes and it hit hard. I lost the feeling of time and dimension, I was tumbling down the universe, diving in and out in a million worlds, saw them being born and die, I saw beautiful things and I genuinely cried because it was this beautiful and amazing. I am not a poet, nor a writer but I would recommend everybody to have this kind of experience. The comedown from this amazing flight was as smooth as the takeoff: No hangover, no bad feelings, just a smile and sitting in the park around midnight talking about the trip.
Overall verdict: In my honest opinion UKShrooms isn't on Silk Road to become rich, he is here to provide a great product and experience in the first place. He is friendly and polite while taking care of your needs (want a larger or smaller order? No problem), throws in some extra, answers all of your questions and just... I really like UKS as a person! The stealth is impeccable, the delivery fast. I cannot compare the product to other vendors on this site but I can say that the shrooms are great and that my trip was very smooth.
If UKShrooms would offer other drugs, I would make him my main vendor but then again he is sticking to what he is the best at and that's what makes him the legendary UKS!
Thank you for giving me the chance to experience something this beautiful UKShrooms, I will be back for more my friend.
Peace
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Hi ukshrooms.
Just stopping by to say the last batch was excellent. Very enjoyable! I'll try to write another, longer review soon, time permitting.
I also wanted to ask a question: Would it be possible for you to offer mushroom extract for sale? I've heard that it causes less irritation to the digestive system and less body load.
Thanks!
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I was the lucky winner of the creative writing contest, where the prize was sponsored by UKshrooms. I was very generously sent MUCH more than was originally promised for the contest. Packaging and all communications I had with this vendor were top notch and professional.
We have a bit of experience with mushrooms, so 3 of us decided to take 7 caps each. We were at a friends' house, and had a whole evening planned out. Fresh mango daiquiris, fresh lobster and shrimp, a kick ass playlist. We're ready to go!!
Our local psychedelic guru advised us to take Syrian Rue to potentiate the effects. Since we had a bunch of it just laying around the house (don't ask!!!), we ground up a couple of grams. Just 2 of us took the rue....we laced our daiquiris with it. Took the caps at about 4pm. We never got around to making any of the food.....within a half hour I remember laying facedown on the couch, giggling like a lunatic.
The rest of my trip report should be titled " How I Woke up Naked in a Friends bathtub, Covered in Mango Daiquiris, Laughing like a Hyena, Watching my Boyfriend Cowering in the Corner, Trying to Open a Red Stripe with a Sawsall".
Holy fuck!!! I have never tripped like I did that night. I apparently sat in the tub for something like 3 hours. With the water running. Our friend sat in his room for the rest of the evening, staring out the window. My BF tried to manage me, running in and out of the bathroom. He made several trips outside, collecting various seeds from the plants outside.
Once I came to, it was his turn to trip balls. And he did. Rolling around the floor, laughing. I managed to cook some of the lobster tail, and made some kind of ridiculous sandwich, which I carried around in a coffee mug. I found a nice bottle of Pinot Noir......that helped chill me out.
I had to confiscate the sawsall and fishing poles the BF was trying to play with, lest he hurt himself. I think he was trying to fish from the floor of the rear balcony.
So, anyway, by 9pm, we were starting to come back to reality. We cleaned up our mess, took a half an hour to find all of our stuff, and headed home. In retrospect, the Syrian Rue was totally unnecessary. We still have a few of the caps left, and will try a smaller dose next time - 4 each. That should be more manageable.
All in all, it was a great experience. Thank you UKShrooms!!!!
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Been pondering over getting some mushrooms for a while and just read through this whole thread. Patiently waiting for my bitcoins to arrive in my SR account so I can make a purchase!
I've taken 2C-I and 2C-B quite a few times and always end up more fucked than most of my friends on the same dosage, so I'm thinking starting on 1-1.5g might be a good idea for my first time?
Edit: Order made :)
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hi all, ill keep this brief.
UKshrooms operating on BMR and will soon be on sheep under the same name, and using the same pgp key.
BMR - ukshrooms
sheep - ukshrooms
also will be checking messages at ukshrooms@Safe-mail.net
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