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Discussion => Newbie discussion => Topic started by: gogofofo on June 09, 2013, 09:24 pm

Title: Gogofofo has some important suggestions for new products!
Post by: gogofofo on June 09, 2013, 09:24 pm
First of all, we need to get some Desoxyn, which is the prescription version of methamphetamine. Its the dextro enantiomer of methamphetamine, so its the best it can get.

Also, lets start putting up Red Pandas for sale. OK, hear me out. They're the most adorable creatures alive, and hard to get.

For any mad scientist in the medical field looking to sell their services in the black market, how about human cloning and embryonic genetic modification. I'm pretty sure one of us can get a hair follicle from Olivia Wilde, and once we've cloned one of her, we can harvest its hair follicles so that we may all have our very own Olivia Wilde. I would like one with a bigger ass, so lets get on that.

And finally, I would love to own an Electromagnetic Pulse weapon. Maybe that's just me, but it seems like a no-brainer. Make 'em!

Let me know what you guys think.