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Discussion => Newbie discussion => Topic started by: AliceSW on August 01, 2013, 11:05 pm
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Alright, I'm running out of money and going bankrupt. My small business is on the edge.
So I decided I must sell all the things I don't need anymore, I can't lose my income, my children are relying on me.
I just sold my big TV, home theater, now I don't have anything to sell.
So I decided to sell the only thing I still have that is valuable: my soul.
The only intercourse I ever had was with my husband. We had it few times a month, and during the pregnancy we didn't have any. He died in a car accident almost 2 years ago, leaving behind the kids and some bills.
Address for donations: 1245XzMvzpdoyEDv1YpSYRk7Y9qMteRmri
The highest real offer before 4th page wins.
Bidding address: 1GcoiU9FHgrgUAMiuevjNgqhVTJEdnJdpR
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PM a pic and we will talk.
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I'm curious to see how this unfolds. ::)
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Sounds very "scammy" to me. I wonder how the "merchandise" will be delivered.
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The delivery of my soul will be, of course, through supernatural ways. God is seeing what I'm doing, and so is the devil. They will provide the delivery.
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::)
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The delivery of my soul will be, of course, through supernatural ways. God is seeing what I'm doing, and so is the devil. They will provide the delivery.
WTF ???
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The delivery of my soul will be, of course, through supernatural ways. God is seeing what I'm doing, and so is the devil. They will provide the delivery.
Ok, put down the crack pipe and slowly step away!
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you scam.. I'll spam.
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Ok, put down the crack pipe and slowly step away!
We all know you want it, don't feel awkward now.
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What are the shipping options on said soul?
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WOW! Alice knows how to start a thread!
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I'll give you 1 satoshi if you get your rat out on Ustream
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Lol BobHoskinz! Get your rat out... HaHa.
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can i get express shipping? and do you happen to include any freebies :D
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What are the shipping options on said soul?
It depends on your beliefs.
If you are a christian: either Satan or another angel will deliver it.
If you are a buddhist: my soul will be waiting for you in nirvana.
If you are an hinduist: it will be delivered in form of a cow, Vishnu will make it happen.
If you are a muslim:
1) If you die for the jihad you'll have 1 extra virgin
2) If you die from causes other than the jihad, you'll have 1 virgin (better than nothing)
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can i get express shipping? and do you happen to include any freebies :D
If you are an atheist, you get it right away. I think that can be called express.
I'd send you happy thoughts as a bonus.
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this chicks off her rocker mate
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this chicks off her rocker mate
Are you from the FBI? How did you know my small business has to do with rockets? Stay away from my kids.
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lol
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what type of warranty can you provide and what is the condition? used i assume, but how many miles? any modifications or defects a potential buyer should be aware of
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can thus be offered through escrow ? . The last time I bought a soul without escrow I never received :(
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Does said soul come with a use and care manual? ;D
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Sell your ass.
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can thus be offered through escrow ? . The last time I bought a soul without escrow I never received :(
Sorry, I can't. If you're a buddhist, I'll only receive the money when you reach nirvana, and I'm sorry, this is not the right place for someone who ever reaches nirvana (now, now: no LSD trips excuses). And if you're an atheist I'll never receive the money - ever.
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You better be careful, didn't you ever watch that episode of The Simpsons where Bart sold his soul to Milhouse for $5? He walked right into automatic doors and shit.
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yeah im sure this is true. your a fucking leach get off this forum.
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A friend of mine bought a bunch of people's souls all through elementary and jr. high, for really paltry sums; $5-$20 on average. He keeps all the contracts in a little lock box. He's basically an Atheist, but it makes him really happy that if there is an afterlife, all those people with super poor judgement as children are going to be extremely disappointed in themselves. Plus, he said you never know when you'll need a supernatural bargaining chip.
That's really fucked up, right?
I'll let him know you're selling.
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Alright, I'm running out of money and going bankrupt. My small business is on the edge.
So I decided I must sell all the things I don't need anymore, I can't lose my income, my children are relying on me.
I just sold my big TV, home theater, now I don't have anything to sell.
So I decided to sell the only thing I still have that is valuable: my soul.
The only intercourse I ever had was with my husband. We had it few times a month, and during the pregnancy we didn't have any. He died in a car accident almost 2 years ago, leaving behind the kids and some bills.
Address for donations: 1245XzMvzpdoyEDv1YpSYRk7Y9qMteRmri
The highest real offer before 4th page wins.
Bidding address: 1GcoiU9FHgrgUAMiuevjNgqhVTJEdnJdpR
You're out of money, work, sold your big TV, home theater, and you're hanging out on the Silk Road Forums scamming for money. Your kids are relying on you? I say scamming because I don't think you have a soul. Poor kids.
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A friend of mine bought a bunch of people's souls all through elementary and jr. high, for really paltry sums; $5-$20 on average. He keeps all the contracts in a little lock box. He's basically an Atheist, but it makes him really happy that if there is an afterlife, all those people with super poor judgement as children are going to be extremely disappointed in themselves. Plus, he said you never know when you'll need a supernatural bargaining chip.
That's really fucked up, right?
I'll let him know you're selling.
Thanks for the cooperation, I'd appreciate it.