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Yeti

YOU ALWAYS GET HEADIES WITH YETI! :D

All of my listings are in the top tier of anything you will find on the markets.

Please use the following information prior to messaging me.

  • Every listing has an accurate high quality photo
  • Every listing has an accurate link to a strain description

Every flower is genetically different. A sativa is not going to hit/look like an indica. Use the accompanied information to form an expectation of appearance, aroma, buzz characteristics, CBD%, THC%, and taste. My products are top shelf unless otherwise stated with a disclaimer/price discount.

I am transparent about my products and source with a conscience. Here is some deeper information into the supply chain.

FLOWERS:

  • Always Correctly Labeled Strains (cracked from seeds)
  • Indoor (unless otherwise stated)
  • Hydro (soil harbors pests)
  • Proper Flush (never rushed)
  • No Bugs or Mold (see hq pics)
  • No Sprays Used What-So-Ever! (cleanest smoke you can buy)
  • Medical Grade (unless otherwise stated with a disclaimer/price discount)
  • Proper Cure (not too wet, not too dry)

WAX:

  • Derived from Sugar Leaf, Larf, and Small Buds (by-product)
  • Properly Purged (see hq pics for bubbles/color)

Domestic USA Shipping Only:

  • Priority
  • Tracking
  • Profesional Stealth
  • No Expedited Shipping
  • No International Shipping. Please do not message. This is firm.

Processing Times:

  • Processed between 24-48 hours (assuming the market is available)
  • Typically 3-5 days to arrive (not including weekends/holidays/post office issues)

Tracking Update:
Please only ask for tracking updates over 7 days from the date your package was marked shipped. I will not release tracking information for operational security. If necessary, I would be happy to confirm the tracking with a qualified third party (Admin, Mod, etc.).

Missing Package:
I have never had a missing package, but packages occasionally delay for various reasons. If your package is the first missing package, I will offer a reship/refund after 14 days from the shipping date on the tracking, assuming there isn't a justifiable reason for the delay (city wide protests, storms, etc.).

Siezed Package:
In the unlikely event that your package is seized, you will be notified as soon as I am aware of it and refunded 100% because it is my duty to get the package to you safely. I do not sell high weight packages, so it would be a waste of resources for LE to go after you or I. Again, this would be very rare.

As soon as this market is stable, I will be running a sale on all of my listings to sample the new environment. I am very fond of the multi-sig concept and these admins appear to have made the process digestible for customers.

I will offer price incentives for early multi-sig adopters, financial safety for the both of us is a great thing.

If you are looking for a custom listing, feel free to message me after placing an order for at least one item you are interested in purchasing.

Option 1: If you have spare coin, you can purchase all items individually and I can issue a refund for duplicate shipping/quantity discounts.

Option 2: I can create a custom listing for the items you would like to add to your order. To save time, I will not deal with any custom orders unless you have placed a partial order.

Example:

You want a half oz of 4 different strains, 3.5g of each strain.

  • You purchase one 3.5g listing
  • You send a message that you would like to add 3 more 3.5g items to order XXX
  • I reply with a custom listing link for the 3 items
  • You pay for the custom listing
  • Your custom order is complete and are about to have a good week

Please do not provide too much detail in relation to your order.

Please do not include:

  • mention of my stealth methods
  • mention of my state
  • mention of your order specifics

Generalizations are wonderful in this regard!

It is normal to occasionally have an issue with a package. I am here to work with you to come to a fair resoultion for both of us. Please contact me prior to leaving negative feedback, or defaming my name publicly. Typically, my packaging system does not result in any errors.

Refund/Reship:

  • If tracking proves a package was not delivered.
  • If I leave an item out of your package. This would be a very rare instance derived from a multiple item/custom order.

No Refund/Reship:

  • If there is an error due to customer input: Incorrect address, fake name, etc.
  • If the package or product is damaged due to shipping.
  • If the product is effected during stealth packaging (compression, etc.). Security is my #1 priority.

Respect:
Mistakes are inevitable; no one is perfect. If an issue arises, please handle the situation as an adult. If an issue arises, I assure you its not a great experience on my end as well. I strive for professionalism and respect for my customers. I appreciate the same disposition from you.

Incorrect Weight Compaint:
All of my packages are shipped overweight. I calibrate the scale regularly to assure I am not shorting anyone. If you have an issue with the weight of your bag, please recalibrate you scale prior to messaging me. In the rare event that multiple customers from a batch of orders are experiencing short bags, I will issue reships to make your orders whole or offer prorated refunds for the short weight. Due to the packaging process, it would take multiple complaints from the same packing session to reasonably believe that the bags are short.

Should the customer decide to rage/scam/troll:
All I ask is that you contact me directly to sort out any issue in a reasonably manner. If you do NOT facilitate an opportunity to correct an issue prior to defaming me publicly on forums, I retain the right to reject any refund/reship. Additionally, I will blacklist you if you are a hot case. With an issue, the goal is to come to a fair resolution for both parties. Threatening me for free packs will not get you far.