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Contents
Serious Introductory Bullshit 1
Calculating : The Bullshit Quotient
of Your Job 17
100 Bullshit Jobs . . . and How to Get Them
1 Advertising Executive 22
2 Agent 26
3 Allergist 28
4 Anything Emeritus 30
5 Aquarium Cleaner for the Rich 32
6 Aromatherapist 34
7 Ayurvedic Healer 37
8 Backup Dancer 40
9 Barista 43
10 Being a Brand 45
11 Being Donald Trump 47
12 Best- selling Author 49
13 Blogger 51
14 Book Editor 54
15 Boulevardier 57
[ vii ]
Epigraph
16 Business Book Author 59
17 Cable News Demagogue 61
18 Celebrity Stylist/Aesthetic Consultant 65
19 Celebutante 67
20 Certified Massage Therapist 69
21 Chairman 71
22 Cheese Artisan 73
23 Closet Organizer 75
24 Cold Caller 77
25 Computer Game Tester 80
26 Construction Site Flag Waver 82
27 Consultant 84
28 Contractor 88
29 Corporate Yes- Man 92
30 Critic 96
31 Crumber 99
32 Customer Service Representative,
Canned Food Company 101
33 Diet Doctor 104
34 Dolphin Trainer 106
35 Economist 108
36 “Escort” 111
37 Executive Vice President, New Media 113
38 Expert Witness 117
39 Feng Shui Consultant 120
40 Food Critic 123
41 Funeral Director 126
[ viii ]
42 Game Show Host 129
43 Greeter/Cuer 132
44 Guru 135
45 Handler 138
46 Handwriting Analyst 141
47 Headhunter 144
48 HMO Health Care Professional 147
49 Human Billboard 151
50 Industrial Psychologist 153
51 Infomercial Spokesperson/
Celebrity Pitchman 155
52 Insurance Broker 158
53 Investment Banker 162
54 Lawyer 164
55 Life Coach 167
56 Mail Order/Online Minister 169
57 Marriage Counselor 171
58 McKinsey Hit Man 173
59 Media Trainer 175
60 Meteorologist on TV 178
61 Mogul 181
62 Mogul/Rock Star/Celebrity’s Ex 184
63 Motivational Speaker 186
64 Palm Reader/Psychic/Astrologer/
Tarot Reader, Etc. 189
65 Patent Troll 192
66 Performance Artist 195
[ ix ]
67 Perfume Schpritzer 197
68 Personal Publicist 199
69 Personal Trainer 202
70 Pet Psychic 205
71 Poet 209
72 Poker Teacher 214
73 Political Reverend 218
74 Politician 221
75 Pollster/Market Researcher 225
76 Pop Tart 228
77 Posse Dude 231
78 Postmodern Artist 235
79 Quantum Physicist/String Theorist 239
80 Raw Chef 243
81 Realtor 247
82 Right-Wing Radio Talk Show Host 249
83 Ringmaster 251
84 Roadkill Collector 255
85 Rock Star 257
86 Rogue Journalist 260
87 Royalty/Heir 263
88 Spin Doctor 265
89 Sports Bloviator 267
90 Talking Head/Pundit 270
91 The Guy Who Says Your Car Will Be
Ready by Noon 272
92 University Administrator 274
[ x ]
93 Velvet Rope Nazi 276
94 Vice President of the United States 279
95 Wine Industry Professional 282
96 Writer of This Book 285
97 Xerox Repairman 287
98 Yeti 289
99 Yoga Franchiser 291
100 You 294
Conclusion: Transforming Your Job into
a Bullshit Job 296
Acknowledgments:
About the Author:
Credits
Cover
Copyright
About the Publisher:
[ xi ]

Serious
Introductory Bullshit
Not long ago, a friend of mine who occupies a very
high position in a mind- bogglingly enormous conglomerate
called his boss, a veritable titan of industry, to
inform him of a developing situation.
“Bob,” said my friend, whose name is also Bob,“I’m going
to acquire that $15 billion operation in China I was
telling you about when we flew together last Thursday.”
There was....

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