♔ U.F.O. Abduction Insurance Card ♔ ~ 4 months old -- Ships From United States

2.01791912 LTC
0.03863689 BTC
$5.00 USD


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Item Description:
♔ U.F.O. Abduction Insurance Card ♔

This is a listing for a U.F.O. Abduction Insurance Card. This item is obviously a comical novelty item. The front of the card says "U.F.O. Abduction Insurance, Never leave Earth without it." as the top title, then bears the policy holders name and 12 digit policy number. To the left of the title there is a picture of an alien head. This card is two sided and the back contains the insurance policy info. This card comes laminated and comes with a second duplicate copy in case you loose one or damage one. These are great to have on hand as a fun joke. Having this in your wallet is always good conversation. These would be great to have at a comic con event or scify event. If you want to push your luck you could when pulled over by police hand them your drivers license, proof of insurance and in addition to those hand them this in the stack of those things and see what they say, they may have a sense of humor and issue a warning. You can use it to show as ID (as a joke of course) when asked to get a laugh or two. This ID is actually from the opening credits of the movie Napoleon Dynamite as I went back and paused the movie to create a forgery of this. I'm sure there are many of you on Atlantis who can make use of this and that is why it is posted.

Here is the policy info that will be printed on the back:
"IMPORTANT POLICY INFORMATION
Insurance card must be carried at all times when leaving earth. Insurance
claims require said abductee to be present at time of filing a claim. U.F.O.
Abduction Insurance Company does not cover loss of cows or other farm
animals due to U.F.O. abduction and does not cover U.F.O. related damage to
corn fields or crop circles. Insurance claims regarding anal probing either
during an abduction or while on Earth must be filed within one week of the
incident. The particular policy does not cover abductions that take place at or
near Area 51. This insurance policy is not liability insurance for the event of
a space craft collision with a U.F.O. If you suspect or witness a U.F.O.
abduction you are required to report it to your nearest M.I.B. (Men In Black)
office of abduction investigations. Reporting or filing false information is
a violation of space treaty 78.3 � 972 and can bear a sentence of up to two
years in space jail or a fine of up to 500,000 in space cash payable to
Star-Command."

Here is the info that you will need to submit when you order:
1. Name to be on the card. (First, Last)
2. Policy number (Pick a random 12 digit long number)

Although this is not an illicit transaction this is still Silk Road and still will be anonymous and as secure as any other transaction on here and will be treated as such. This will be well packaged to ensure it can survive any postal abuse it may receive. It will be in a discreet envelope and will be sealed in a way that is tamper evident, meaning if opened it cannot be resealed the same way and will show. The small envelope will be shipped with a tracking number without a signature so this way tabs can be kept on it without you giving out a signature or having to be home. It should fit in nearly every mail box or slot but still could be left on door steps. In addition after you finalize I use the paper shredder to shred all postal receipts and delivery confirmation stubs. I advise you take the envelope that the item comes in and shred it as well or burn it. You can read more on my shipping on my profile.

Message me with any questions you may have.








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