Product Details
Vendor's Description
Mission Statement: To provide the best quality direct from Colombia cocaine and striving to run the most legitimate cocaine speciality business for the DarkNet Markets on the entire internet. We want to cover the full spectrum of this submarket and dominate it with honesty! We also want to accommodate people of all purchasing needs from small to very large.
Why choose HonestCocaine?
- All employees have a 4-year+ university education and will treat you with respect. This means professional conversation, intelligence and integrity across all parameters from customer support to packaging.
- Our cocaine is sourced directly from Colombia. Not only that, we are in direct contact with a guy who cooks it up fresh specifically for us. Absolutely no middlemen from Panama-Mexico have ever handled or contaminated this product. We will *NEVER* add additional cuts ourselves to our product. It is as close as Colombian jungle to your doorstep as you will find.
- Consistent A+ quality. We have negotiated with our supplier in such a way where you will always receive the same A+ quality order after order with no worries.
- All orders are made to order and will be cut freshly off the brick since our supply only comes this way! This means even the smallest 0.5g orders will come directly off the brick after you place your order!
- Product purchased by you will always arrive in quantities greater than or equal to that listed (i.e. we will attempt to send >1g on 1g orders). You will never be shorted by us intentionally, however machine/human failure are always possible.
- We are utilizing the highest tech & most expensive packaging/shipping equipment for the highest level of security & stealth for your safety.
- Product shipments will typically be shipped the day after order/cut-off times for the fastest delivery to you.
- Worldwide shipping, at your own risk. Will ship to Australia, again, at your own risk. We will NEVER fake send items, if you buy we will ship and to the best of our ability.
- We will always try to hold onto bitcoin payments sent to us whenever possible! We strongly believe in cryptocurrency ideology and will not auto convert into fiat which will help preserve bitcoin's intrinsic value and it's economic system.
- We will never "exit scam" - but you will have to take us at our word. We are people of integrity who only wish to support the crypto markets from the ground up.
- We will donate a percentage of profits to charity! I cannot disclose what % or to which charity(s), nor can I accept suggestions to certain charities for obvious reasons, but know that if you purchase from us you are doing good for the world simultaneously!
- We specialize in cocaine and cocaine only! This offers us the unique advantage of specialization providing you with a superior product/service within this submarket.
- We hope to be in business for many years. We can only survive and succeed as a business by providing superior customer service, a superior product and fair pricing so that you, the customer, continue to return. Please support us and our mission. We kindly ask for all feedback, both positive and negative/constructive in guiding us to serving you all as a community better.
- Cocaine, done honestly!
HonestCocaine's Alpaca Forum Review/Chat Thread:
http://thehub7dnl5nmcz5.onion/index.php?topic=4208.0
HonestCocaine's Alpaca Profile/Store:
http://alpaca7bcqv2rnu3.onion/vendor/honestcocaine/
HonestCocaine's Grams Profile (Much of my feedback compiled neatly in one place):
http://grams7enufi7jmdl.onion/vendor/HonestCocaine
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Buyer's Guide
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- NO FREE/DISCOUNTED SAMPLES! Read customer feedback if you want a feel for how we are! If you require a feeler I recommend a 0.5g or 1g purchase, that is why we sell them.
- No price or policy negotiations. What applies to one apply to all (you are never special until I specifically say you are). If you want a better price I recommend purchasing larger amounts since we have discounts built into bulk prices for your convenience.
- Shipments will always leave every day from Monday-Friday and will almost always leave on Saturday. Cut-off times are approximately around 2am EST. Get your orders in before this and on a weekday if you can to avoid uncertainty if timing matters to you.
- If you need customer support please send concise messages! This will help everyone receive timely responses.
- No rampant complaining/obvious scamming or I will refuse business in the future. I only wish to deal with positive and/or easy to work with people.
Be sure to provide me your full address with:
Name
Address
Country
I strongly recommend you provide me with your real name and shipping address, not doing so increases the chances the mail will not arrive to you. Double check to make sure you have not misspelled anything. We will destroy all sensitive information following any shipment for your protection.
Refund Policy:
-Possible up to 50% refund *AT MY SOLE DISCRETION*. Factors that will go into the consideration of a refund: Your feedback total and percent, dispute percent, purchase size, number of prior trades we have completed together and finally my overall opinion of both you and the situation. Expect by default *NOT* to receive a refund and be gracious if you do. Buy at your own risk from myself or any vendor and do not spend money you cannot afford to lose. By purchasing anything from HonestCocaine you accept this policy whether or not you have read or agree with this statement.
Finalizing Early (FE) & Escrow Policy:
Domestic: 0-4 Feedback = Escrow up to 3.5g! 5-19 Feedback = Escrow up to 20g! 20+ Feedback = Escrow up to 50g!
International: 0-4 Feedback = Escrow up to 2g! 5-9 Feedback = Escrow up to 7g! 10+ Feedback = Escrow up to 20g!
Outside the requirements of what you would like to purchase either on size and/or feedback total? No problem! Just FE with confidence, you are safe with us anyway! :)
Shipping Time Estimates? We ship via first class only and always send shipments out the day after purchase except on Sundays. Here are some general shipment time estimations:
USA Domestic: 1-7 days
Canada/Mexico: 4-10 days
EU: 10-15 days
Australia: 10-20 days
Asia: 10-20 days
**Your delivery may easily fall out of these times, this is just a remote guideline! Please only message me if your delivery has fallen well outside these boundaries.
- We do not offer any expedited shipping services or tracking information. Please do not ask.
- "What are the chances it will make it to XYZ country?" You are likely fine, we wouldn't offer it otherwise. We will never disclose precise numbers for OPSEC, so don't bother asking.
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Price Guide
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Rule of thumb:
Don't trust me? Buy small amounts and risk little!
Trust me? Buy larger amounts and receive huge bulk discounts built directly into the price! We offer a vast selection of increments to fit your exact budget and needs!
No secrets! Prices per gram based on grams purchased listed below. If the prices seem high its because you are receiving a very high quality product. I could cut it in half and chop my prices in half but I think you are smart enough to realize the actual value and options this product provides along with top notch stealth and customer support. If you intend to resell, you could easily cut this product sideways since its direct from source and therefore of extremely high quality. Enjoy!
[Grams - Price/Gram (USD) - Total Cost] Prices are subject to change at any time depending on the market without notice.
0.5g - 170 - $85
1g - 130 - $130
2g - 115 - $230
3.5g - 105 - $367.50
5g - 100 - $500
7g - 95 - $665
10g - 90 - $900
14g - 85 - $1,190
20g - 80 - $1,600
28g - 75 - $2,100
50g - 70 - $3,500
100g - 65 - $6,500
250g - 60 - $15,000
500g - 55 - $27,500
1,000g - 50 - $50,000
2,000g - 46 - $92,000
5,000g - 43 - $215,000 (USA domestic only!)
10,000g - 40 - $400,000 (USA domestic only!)
-High stakes cocaine lottery listings are also available for 10g and 100g orders! Gamble your way to win a very cheap 10g or 100g order for just $20 with your leftover bitcoin change! :) Completely fair and transparent method of number generation for our mutual protection. Enjoy responsibly! :)
Do you desire a larger quantity than what is listed or have questions on the larger orders listed? You *MUST* have a trading history with us of at least 100-500g for your question(s) to be taken seriously/answered, no exceptions. You may purchase this quantity in any increment you wish to reach the total. The amount you need to purchase will depend on the level of discussion you are trying to have. We are actively seeking a high volume USA distributor/wholesaler, so it would be a pleasure to meet you if you are out there. Other countries outside of the USA may also be considered for high end distribution, PM, same former rule applies.
Thanks for looking!
HonestCocaine
Shipping Options and Prices
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$40.00
0.1035 BTCHeavy Shipping
Heavy Shipping