Listings: 5
Sales: 5

Mission Statement: To provide the best quality direct from Colombia cocaine and striving to run the most legitimate cocaine specialty business for all of the DarkNet Markets. We want to cover the full spectrum of this sub-market and dominate it with honesty! :)

Why choose HonestCocaine?

  • All employees have a 4-year+ university education and will treat you with respect. This means professional conversation, intelligence and integrity across all parameters from customer support to packaging.
  • Our cocaine is sourced directly from Colombia. Not only that, we are in direct contact with someone who cooks it up fresh specifically for us. Absolutely no middlemen from Panama-Mexico have ever handled or contaminated this product. We will *NEVER* add additional cuts ourselves to our product. It is as close as Colombian jungle to your doorstep as you will find.
  • Consistent A+ quality. We have negotiated with our supplier in such a way where you will always receive the same A+ quality order after order worry free.
  • All orders are made to order and will be cut freshly off the brick since our supply only comes this way! This adds an extra layer of consistency for you since all recent orders are coming from the same brick.
  • Product purchased by you will always arrive in quantities greater than or equal to that listed (i.e. we will attempt to send >1g on 1g orders). We twice weigh all orders to a precise measurement and then specifically add on a little extra. You will never be shorted by us intentionally, however machine/human failure are always possible.
  • We are utilizing the highest technology shipping and packaging equipment for the highest level of stealth and security for your safety.
  • Product shipments will always be shipped the day after order on weekday cut-off times for the fastest delivery to you.
  • Worldwide shipping available, including Australia/NZ (at your own risk).
  • We will never send fake items, send an inferior grade product, exit scam, selective scam or any other type of scam for the length of our time on the darknet. If you buy from us we will ship to you and to the best of our ability since we are individuals of strong character.
  • We will always try to hold onto bitcoin payments sent to us whenever possible! We strongly believe in cryptocurrency ideology and will not auto convert into fiat which will help preserve bitcoin's intrinsic value and it's economic system.
  • We will donate a percentage of profits to charity! I cannot disclose what percentage or to which charity(s), nor can I accept suggestions to certain charities for obvious reasons, but know that if you purchase from us you are doing good for the world simultaneously!
  • We specialize in cocaine and cocaine only! This offers us the unique advantage of specialization providing you with a superior product and service within this sub-market.
  • We hope to be in business for many years. We can only survive and succeed as a business by providing superior customer service, a superior product and fair pricing so that you, the customer, continue to return. Please support us and our mission.
  • Cocaine, done honestly!

HonestCocaine's Alpaca Forum Review/Chat Thread:
http://thehub7dnl5nmcz5.onion/index.php?topic=4208.0

HonestCocaine's Alpaca Profile/Store:
http://alpaca7bcqv2rnu3.onion/vendor/honestcocaine/

HonestCocaine's Grams Profile (Much of my feedback compiled neatly in one place):
http://grams7enufi7jmdl.onion/vendor/HonestCocaine

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Buyer's Guide
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  • NO PRICE OR POLICY NEGOTIATIONS. The same written policy here applies to everyone, do not PM me asking for a special deal. If you want a better price I recommend purchasing larger amounts since we have discounts built directly into bulk purchases (see price chart below) for your convenience.
  • NO FREE/DISCOUNTED SAMPLES! Read customer feedback if you want a feel for how we are! If you require a feeler I recommend a 1g purchase, that is why we sell them.
  • We will always send out shipments the day after you order except on Sundays and very occasionally on Saturdays. Cut-off times are approximately around 2AM EST. Place your orders well before this time and between Sunday-Thursday if you want to avoid uncertainty if shipment timing matters to you.
  • We will not mark or identify packages for you in any way. If you order from us, know what you are getting from each vendor because we will not confirm or deny any packages for OPSEC.
  • If you need customer support please send concise messages! Please also keep your level of questioning well in line with the amount of product that you have purchased from us (small orders = small questions, please). This will help everyone receive timely and top quality customer service.
  • I reserve the right to refuse business to anyone for any reason including being difficult to work with.

Refund Policy:

  • WE OFFER NO REFUNDS OR RESHIPS unless the mistake made is completely on our behalf. We also do not provide tracking information. If you do not trust this policy do not order from us. Any previous history we have had with refunds was both extremely small in number and time consuming to deal with which is why the former limited policy no longer exists. Make any purchase completely at your own risk. Not receiving your package does not entitle you to leave bad feedback since the post office's mistakes or sloppy mailing addresses provided to us should not reflect poorly on our business as we send out 100% of our orders. By purchasing from HonestCocaine you fully accept this policy whether or not you have read or agree with this policy.
  • Bear in mind our shipping success rate is not 100% to any location so do not spend any money you cannot afford to lose.

AUS/NZ:
We experience the highest level of shipping difficulty with AUS/NZ shipments. Order completely at your own risk. You are required to leave 5/5 feedback with absolutely no chance of a refund if you are ordering to AUS/NZ regardless of your overall experience working with us. Please note that we will never selective scam and while our receiving rates are reasonable they are not perfect. Do not ask for precise numbers as we will not provide them to you. If the loss of shipment or lengthy shipment timing will cause you undue amounts of stress I highly suggest finding another vendor.

Finalizing Early (FE) & Escrow Policy:

  • Domestic: 0-9 Feedback = Escrow up to 10g! 10-24 Feedback = Escrow up to 28g! 25+ Feedback = Escrow up to 100g!
  • International Excluding Aus/NZ: 0-9 Feedback = Escrow up to 7g! 10-19 Feedback = Escrow up to 14g! 20+ Feedback = Escrow up to 28g!
  • Aus/NZ = 0-9 Feedback = Escrow up to 3.5g! 10+ Feedback = Escrow up to 14g!

Outside the requirements of what you would like to purchase either on size and/or feedback total? No problem! Just FE with confidence, you are safe with us anyway! :)
Relax and stay confident with HonestCocaine! We will never fully remove our escrow policy as long as we are in business as part of our underlying promise to never pull an exit scam! :)

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Shipping Guide
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Shipping Time Estimates? We only ship first class and send packages out the day after the cut-off time. First class shipments do not require a signature. Here are some general shipment time estimations based on orders that we have sent out and feedback we have received:
USA Domestic: 2-7 days (3-5 days is most common. Some orders may take as long as 15 days to arrive.)
Canada/Mexico: 4-14 days
Europe: 5-18 days
Australia/NZ: 8-26 days (13-16 days most common arrival time)
Asia: 10-25 days

  • Your delivery may easily fall outside of these times, this is just a remote guideline! Please only message me if your delivery has fallen well outside these boundaries.
  • We do not offer any expedited shipping services or tracking information. We will never guarantee shipment times by a certain date. Please do not ask.
  • "What are the chances it will make it to XYZ country?" You are likely fine, we wouldn't offer it otherwise. We will never disclose precise numbers for OPSEC. Please do not ask.

Be sure to provide me your full cleanly written address with:
Name
Address
Country (If international)

If you are unsure about what you are doing I strongly recommend that you provide me with your real name and shipping address, not doing so will increase the chances that your mail will not arrive to you. You have plausible deniability if something were to go wrong on your receiving end, feel free to read about this on the forums. Double check to make sure you have not misspelled anything. We do occasionally get sloppy addresses which will obviously increase the likelihood of a non-delivery, please be careful. We will destroy all sensitive information following any successful shipment for your protection.

All shipments will be sent from the USA, not Colombia. The product is sourced directly from Colombia but that is not the country of shipment for your convenience and protection.

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Price Guide
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Don't trust me? Buy small amounts and risk little!
Trust me? Buy larger amounts and receive huge bulk discounts built directly into the price!
No secrets! Prices per gram based on grams purchased listed below:

[Grams - Price/Gram (USD) - Total Cost] Prices are subject to change at any time depending on the market without notice.
1g - 140 - $140
2g - 125 - $250
3.5g - 112 - $392
5g - 102 - $510
7g - 95 - $665
10g - 90 - $900
14g - 85 - $1,190
20g - 80 - $1,600
28g - 75 - $2,100
50g - 70 - $3,500
100g - 66 - $6,600
250g - 62 - $15,500
500g - 58 - $29,000
1,000g - 54 - $54,000
2,000g - 51 - $102,000
5,000g - 48 - $240,000 (USA domestic only!)
10,000g - 45 - $450,000 (USA domestic only!)

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Miscellaneous
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-High stakes cocaine lottery listings are also available for 10g and 100g orders! Gamble your way to win a very cheap 10g or 100g order for just $30 with your leftover bitcoin change! :) Completely fair and transparent method of number generation for our mutual protection. Enjoy responsibly! :)

-Do you desire a larger quantity of cocaine than what is listed or have questions on the larger orders listed? You *MUST* have a trading history with us of at least 100-500g for your question(s) to be taken seriously/answered, no exceptions, please do not message me regarding this otherwise. You may purchase this quantity in any increment you wish to reach the total. The amount you need to purchase will depend on the level of discussion you are trying to have. We are actively seeking a high volume USA distributor/wholesaler, so it would be a pleasure to meet you if you are out there. Other countries outside of the USA may also be considered for high end distribution, PM, same former rule applies.

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FAQ
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Do you accept cash, western union or other payment methods than bitcoin?
Absolutely not. (Seriously?)

What is the purity percentage of your cocaine?
There have been two scientific tests of our cocaine and both have come out over 90% purity. This is not a guarantee that you will find the same results. I suggest starting with a small purchase from us to test anything yourself to make sure that you are happy with what we provide if this is important to you.

What is your preferred site to vend on? Which sites do you vend on?
Cloud-Nine is my preferred site to vend on.
Link: http://honestcocaine.bviaqyj6obc54vhn.onion
The active sites that I vend on are: SilkRoad 2, Agora, BlueSky, Evolution and Cloud-Nine. The inactive sites that I vend on are Alpaca and TorBazaar.

What private messaging services are you willing to use?
I only use the private messaging systems on DNMs. I will not use TorChat, Bitmessage, e-mail or any other similar alternative.
If you wish to send me a destructible note I only accept SMS4TOR: http://sms4tor3vcr2geip.onion/

My package has not yet arrived, what should I do?
First make sure that you have allowed sufficient time to pass for shipping to your designated area. We do not offer refunds but you can message me to have me double check that your order was in fact sent out (we have never made a mistake with this to date, but it is always possible).

I am looking to (resell, cut, smoke, IV...), would you offer suggestions?
No. What you purchase from us and choose to do with it is entirely your responsibility. I would suggest making a small purchase from us first to experiment if you need to before buying bulk. If you require certain kinds of information I suggest going to your DNM's forum where a lot of these questions have been and can be answered by your fellow peers. You may feel free to post these types of questions as well in the HonestCocaine chat thread linked above if you want it to pertain specifically to my cocaine or among friends. Otherwise, I also suggest browsing the clearnet where you could find a wealth of information as well.

I have a business proposition for you.
The only business I am interested in talking about is you purchasing from the listings that I already have listed, nothing else. If you are a very serious bulk buyer I will already know this from our past experiences.

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Thanks for looking! :)
HonestCocaine