Product Description
Attention: If you are a new buyer, you MUST seek permission with me prior to purchasing. My business is too good and I am no longer dealing with new customers because most of you are time wasters and stress creators. My weed is medicore, so im telling you right now, do not buy from me unless you want medicore weed. Its not top shelf, its not indoor. Its outdoor and will have seeds, and will smell like hay or grass or whatever your scammer imagination wants to think it smells like, so do NOT buy from me unless you are ready to accept receiving "shit weed". Now, you may ask yourself "Why Does GreenMachiner have such a good reputation"? The answer is because of my honesty and good business practices. My reputation does not reflect the quality of my product, it reflects the quality of my service. The pictures taken are always taken of choice nugs from the batch, so they unfairly represent the quality. Expect 1 point lower quality than the pictures, along with this text, and you shouldn't be disappointed.
If you are a new user and you order from me, then understand you have waived your right to leave negative feedback. You may leave neutral feedback and write your opinion, but if you are not ok with this fact then close the window now and do not ever order from me. This is your only warning, and should you attempt to extort or scam me you will just get this pasted to you, and you will be reported to moderators for scamming and have your account marked.
This is my regular bulk listing. Expect the quality to be in alignment with the other regular strains over the past 12 months, and as always expect seeds.
THIS IS A FE ONLY LISTING. CLICK MY USER ICON/NAME AND THEN THE ABOUT SECTION TO SEE MY PROFILE AND WHAT STRAINS ARE IN STOCK!
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All Marijuana sold is Greenhouse or Outdoor and there is never any guarantee that there will be no seeds. At this price point you should not complain, remember you get what you pay for, which in this case is BULK Marijuana! This product is great for resale to make a profit and I do smoke this personally, so I think its acceptable for personal use but definitely not meant for connoisseur usage. IF YOU WANT TOP SHELF WEED DO NOT ORDER FROM ME! See my profile for the definition of medical marijuana. Medical does not mean "indoor" or "top shelf", it means organically grown without pesticides and hormones that will cause cancer. Do not order this listing unless you are willing to accept that you will be receiving "mids" or "reggies". My opinion, and the opinion of THOUSANDS of customers is that this weed is not mids/reggies, but it seems that 1 out of 100 people thinks it is, so its better to assume that you are that one person who is going to have a out of touch opinion. If you get the product and threaten negative feedback I will respond in kind and seek to have you blacklisted for extortion. Feedback extortion is not acceptable and you will get no refund or partial refund from me on your opinion when it is clearly demonstrated that everyone else loves the product.
Do you want to know what is currently in stock? See that, strain info and high resolution pictures along with all of my very important rules and restrictions in my profile by clicking on my username and then clicking the "about" tab to see my profile.
Feedback:
"2nd time ordering from Mr GM. One of the best vendors on this website hands down. Awesome stealth and even better quality of bud. Ordered Thursday night and got the package Monday. 5/5 A+ All round."
"Wow! What a pleasant experience, vendor had great communication and updated me on shipping info, took only 3 days in transit and product is as described. Good bud for the price and it would pass as top shelf in a lot of markets. Stealth was on point, if you're looking for a bulk vendor then green machine is your guy! He is definitely a veteran.. "
"5 stars for fast shipping and great product. GreenMachine delivers everything we have come to expect!"
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This auction is for a half pound (224g) of Pick your Strain Medical Marijuana!! Please note that availibilty of product changes day-to-day
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Listing Feedback
Buyer
Date
Time
Comment
January 17, 2017
21:55
dank pack as always
January 17, 2017
00:34
my boy
January 16, 2017
05:23
Pretty fucking good
January 9, 2017
22:05
another buy, happy once again, wil be back
January 9, 2017
08:11
Perfect as always
January 6, 2017
09:42
Perfect every time.
January 3, 2017
22:41
I got some of the strawberry cough and it was by far some of the best I have gotten from him. 10/10 looked great and had a nice fruity/cheesy smell.
January 3, 2017
20:00
Great Product! Great Price! Phenomenal speed!
January 3, 2017
12:30
Ordered a bunch of stuff at once from different vendors, and this was the first to get to me! Dank ass bud with really good stealth, for the price I love going bulk and smoking as much as I possibly want
January 2, 2017
23:52
Super fast, super stealthy. Amazing bud, my new go to for sure!
December 28, 2016
09:46
dank like always and fast shipping
December 21, 2016
01:37
Awesome as always!
December 15, 2016
09:30
cookie kush 10/10 diesel hash 10/10 shipping 10/10 this man is the plug
December 15, 2016
09:10
Some nice buds and some not so nice A+ as always
December 13, 2016
08:28
great strain overweight A+
December 13, 2016
01:28
Perfect every time. Gonna be my go to supplier from now on. THANKS
December 12, 2016
03:02
Quick delivery, excellent communication. Once again spot on for green machiner!
December 9, 2016
02:33
Perfect weight. AWESOME quality.
December 8, 2016
06:04
Couldn't ask for a better vendor!
December 7, 2016
02:39
10/10 like always
December 5, 2016
22:47
perfect again
December 5, 2016
19:01
Came in 2 days to EC. Fastest delivery in Alphabay and great quality. Thank you!
December 3, 2016
04:17
got it good strain thx!
December 1, 2016
23:42
Great as usual
December 1, 2016
20:09
10/10 looks great, smells great, the packing was amazing probably some of the beast stealth out there and can't beat the price for the quality.
December 1, 2016
07:38
dank
November 29, 2016
07:26
perfect once again
November 29, 2016
00:53
Its been nothing but fire.
November 29, 2016
00:15
Good bag appeal, great product for price.
November 28, 2016
19:57
Great as usual
November 27, 2016
18:40
nice
November 27, 2016
10:05
A++ as always
November 27, 2016
03:10
Amazing as always!
November 25, 2016
22:09
really liked this strain smells good solid thx!
November 25, 2016
22:06
Greenmachine does it again!
November 25, 2016
10:49
Smaller nugs in this batch, but still nice
November 25, 2016
02:31
10/10:The GM is the GO TO! He is nothing but a excellent vendor that ensures you get your product! FE for and old friend and very trusted Vendor!
November 23, 2016
10:54
3DD, this man is this plug
November 20, 2016
06:51
Perfect! Great quality weed, fast delivery and great stealth! Thanks always
November 18, 2016
09:59
dank as always
November 17, 2016
21:17
Always finalize early great vendor
November 17, 2016
12:18
Always comes thorugh, with the heat
November 17, 2016
07:33
super fast and dank. strawberry kush is fire!!
November 16, 2016
16:29
A model example of a vendor.
November 16, 2016
13:08
Different strains than I ordered, but no biggie. For the price, reliability, and speed, you can send me whatever bud you want. Still good bud.
November 14, 2016
15:42
Nice as always
November 14, 2016
05:12
Excellent service and the bud keeps getting better!
November 11, 2016
07:47
always #1
November 10, 2016
06:45
Straight piff
November 9, 2016
04:31
UK Cheese is the best one yet! 1DD & 3DD. Best vendor online.
November 9, 2016
02:46
smells awesome
November 8, 2016
16:11
Nice as always
November 8, 2016
02:11
fast shipping like always
November 7, 2016
08:11
Fast and Professional this guy's the plugg
November 6, 2016
20:14
Amazing quality, came quickly, 10/10 for vendor once again
November 5, 2016
01:31
great bud, fast shipping
November 4, 2016
12:22
dank as usual and lately faster shipping to EC like amazon prime speed lol. Thank you brother! Best in the business
November 3, 2016
08:35
SourD is fire. This vendor is god. That is all.
November 3, 2016
05:57
Ordered Wednesday, received Satuday. Awesome as walways, the go to plug. Sour D is the best of the two strains i got
November 3, 2016
05:54
Always on point
November 3, 2016
02:32
Great
November 3, 2016
01:28
Sour diesel is gas, not as overweight as usual and only one layer on one of my packages. Still satsfied though
November 2, 2016
18:23
The plug!!!
November 1, 2016
19:00
as always perfect. on weight. on time
November 1, 2016
11:23
got it just the strain i needed for val withdraw 2 days overweight
October 31, 2016
22:34
fast shipping to EC dank buds
October 31, 2016
18:07
AWESOME
October 28, 2016
15:13
nice
October 28, 2016
07:08
MY GO TO THE BEST HANDS DOWN
October 26, 2016
22:27
A+++++ as usual. Couldn't be better.
October 26, 2016
15:13
Amazingly fast shipping! Fire, as always.
October 26, 2016
06:46
faster than usual! always good stuff
October 26, 2016
04:33
Greenmachine is the dude
October 25, 2016
23:09
great vendor
October 25, 2016
21:03
Great as always 10/10
October 25, 2016
01:19
came quick and overweight! great bud!
October 24, 2016
21:44
fast shipping, cool strain and product, overweight
October 24, 2016
01:17
Dank bud like always fast shipping
October 22, 2016
20:26
great as always A+++
October 22, 2016
05:38
The best!
October 21, 2016
16:28
Great comunication!
October 21, 2016
06:32
A++++++ all around - awesome vendor
October 20, 2016
20:22
On time :)
October 20, 2016
16:11
Only vendor I go through. There is a reason GM is rated so highly. Best bud, quickest arrival (3DD to EC) and best service.
October 20, 2016
16:05
always perfect !!
October 20, 2016
15:02
Perfect.
October 20, 2016
06:28
perfect as always! 2DD to EC, nice quality. always my go-to.
October 20, 2016
05:03
The Best
October 19, 2016
23:31
insanely fast shipping, great bud for price
October 19, 2016
03:34
fast, profession and always hooks it up
October 19, 2016
01:43
GREAT TRANSACTION!!
October 18, 2016
17:09
u know it baby! "I'll be back"
October 18, 2016
03:25
simply the best A++
October 17, 2016
21:03
Always arrives in two days for me, very professional, good weed for the price
October 17, 2016
05:48
First order with him. good quality bud for the price. 2 day shipping. 10gs overweight. Thank you for Letting me buy from you!
October 16, 2016
07:47
Was freaking out bc onee pack came in instead of two like usually but everything was fine a few days later, annoyed the vendor with questions but bud is fire like always. Will be back 10/10
October 16, 2016
06:12
Most dope.
October 15, 2016
00:10
Always on point 10/10. You are the best on the Web.
October 14, 2016
16:38
Ran out when I odered but still sent partial to help a homie right away! thats the great service you can expect here friends! FE greenmachiner:)
October 14, 2016
10:20
Came in very fast!(shipped mon, arrived wed) Communication was great! Great steath. Best product for the price on AB.
October 13, 2016
21:14
2 days to east coast, great as usual
October 13, 2016
09:32
This guy runs an amazing business. The gold standard of Alphabay.
October 12, 2016
09:55
Perfect every time.
October 11, 2016
21:05
2 days great strains great product
October 11, 2016
20:59
2 days great strains great product
October 11, 2016
04:42
Amazing bud and incredibly fast shipping, 2 days to EC!
October 10, 2016
03:10
great
October 8, 2016
23:26
Amazing product!!!! A++++ Thank you!!!
October 8, 2016
12:04
good buisness always!
October 7, 2016
05:06
Amazing product, sonic speed, spy sneaky! great vendor
October 7, 2016
03:54
A+ as usual
October 6, 2016
21:21
EXEPTIONAL PRODUCT AND SERVICE. WILL BUY AGAIN
October 6, 2016
04:21
Perfect.
October 5, 2016
23:35
Shit is so reliable and consistent, it's like I'm just getting on Amazon....hell he's more reliable than that! A++++++++.
October 5, 2016
03:00
MMPH SO GOOD DUDE
October 4, 2016
04:42
Amazing as usual, but Cheese (strain) ruins lives
October 4, 2016
02:05
As always Greenmachiner has come throught and exceted exspectations.
October 4, 2016
00:29
great
October 3, 2016
23:46
again. perfecto. overweight and fast. you the best seller on here
October 3, 2016
23:10
2 days fast af, prduct looks cool af smells like and taste like startburst, over an oz overweight for HP
October 1, 2016
18:42
Great as usual love the citrus OG
September 30, 2016
14:20
A+++++. Best vendor on the DN for this type of stuff. No doubt.
September 29, 2016
09:25
Top tear vendor
September 28, 2016
13:36
Always the best, new batches have been prime.
September 28, 2016
00:24
I have always been one happy customer and would reccoment GM's service and quality of product anyday
September 27, 2016
22:04
always arrives very quickly, 2 days to east coast
September 27, 2016
21:53
great as usual
September 27, 2016
09:06
good value for the bud
September 27, 2016
08:54
2 day shipping. Over weight, and Dank. Return cutomer here.
September 26, 2016
23:39
A++ as always
September 26, 2016
21:51
recieved the starburst first of all its like 30g overweight, the product is awesome looks so cool like pic smells like starburst!!!
September 23, 2016
22:23
Again. amazing buds. great speed. air tight packaging. 5th order and every one has been 100%
September 23, 2016
05:26
5/5 always smooth
September 23, 2016
02:41
AAAAAA+++ Super fast delivery, good quality weed and most importantly great service. Ordered 3 times last 2 weeks and will order more! Thanks GreenMachiner!
September 23, 2016
00:58
As always, Fantastic Bud at Amazing Price
September 22, 2016
18:29
Fuck yes
September 22, 2016
15:12
Perfect
September 22, 2016
06:00
Once you undo everything the seller has done, and that wave of dankness hits you. You will appreciate their stelth 10fold. Excelent taste, smell, size! Overweight as well! Always a pleasure!
September 21, 2016
02:24
5/5 arrived 2 days after being shipped.
September 20, 2016
22:42
2 days to east, was over a half oz overweight!! Bud is awesome gets me high af tastes like juicy fruit!
September 20, 2016
21:38
Best by far, do not hesitate! Always Dependable
September 20, 2016
21:32
great smoke greatprice. love this guy will order again
September 18, 2016
23:52
Awesome A++ for GM over a half o overweight as well, good stuff.
September 18, 2016
00:14
Always on time and on point!
September 17, 2016
23:37
decent quality for price
September 17, 2016
18:41
quick as always great vendor
September 17, 2016
03:06
Came in 4 business days to the east coast, very fast and always great
September 16, 2016
22:23
order came exactly when I expected, and I like that you messaged me first confirming that it was successfully shipped. Great fucking bud for the price
September 15, 2016
23:12
This man is the absolute BEST. Hands down. FE with him, it comes quicker than you could possibly ask. Ordered Friday, arrived EC Monday. 11/10. AND it's heavy!
September 15, 2016
22:38
5/5 always
September 14, 2016
01:35
Best. In. The. Game. Period.
September 14, 2016
00:56
3 days to east, 1 time buyer this is some good shit smells dank af
September 13, 2016
20:55
2 days to south east got juicy fruit
September 13, 2016
17:55
A+ amazing :)
September 13, 2016
09:17
best nug ive seen from gm, will be back
September 13, 2016
06:51
3 days to ec, heavy weight, decent trim
September 13, 2016
03:55
great resell bud!!! decent high took 3 days, cant beat it for the price!!
September 12, 2016
01:17
Exactly as described if not better, can't go wrong with GM
September 10, 2016
21:28
fast shipping will be back
September 10, 2016
07:22
I have a high trust for this vendor and only this vendor.
September 8, 2016
19:31
10/10 on time a perfect!!! cant beat this guys prices
September 8, 2016
02:11
Thank You
August 25, 2016
02:05
Received my order in two business days, extremely well stealthed, and top notch bud. Cheers mate
August 23, 2016
22:42
STRAIGHT DANK. organics can be sketchy but these are amazing. GET THE CAT 1 <3
August 23, 2016
21:41
i buy tree exclusively through greenermachiner because he is on point every time. I have never hasd to message hime for a late package and he has alway communicated well with me. Look no further, this man is the most consistent vendor I have ever dealt w/
August 23, 2016
21:02
Thanks great quality for price
August 23, 2016
17:26
Always clutch. Got it a day before I even expected it!
August 23, 2016
00:14
Great
August 22, 2016
22:09
This guy is the man. Fastest shipping i've ever had. Good outdoor shit. not the best bag appeal, but not a seed in sight. and It had a verrrrrrry nice smell coming out of the pack. oh and it gets you ripped!
August 22, 2016
21:32
The goat
August 7, 2016
08:06
dank 10/10
August 6, 2016
22:54
Excellent.
August 5, 2016
19:40
Great shipping great product for the price.
August 5, 2016
04:09
ok for price
August 4, 2016
19:37
amazing as always. super fast, stealthy, and quality product that came overweight
August 4, 2016
04:15
Favorite vendor on AB! njoyed this strain, can't wait to try more :)
August 3, 2016
09:08
Best Vendor Ever
July 29, 2016
22:52
GM is super legit. FE with faith
July 29, 2016
04:32
Ordered Thursday at 10:30 pm, marked shipped at 11 pm. Extremely fast delivery as always, best vendor on the nets.
July 28, 2016
00:41
10/10 great looking nugs. Nose could be nicer
July 28, 2016
00:37
Absoloute legend! Everything perfect.
July 27, 2016
22:51
Good for price
July 23, 2016
20:25
Shopped aroudn durign the dry season, but I'm very happy to see that GM is back. Easily the best person on the dark web for bud. Great stealth, great quality, and 5DD to the midwest
July 23, 2016
03:04
Perfect as always
July 23, 2016
01:03
Nothing beats GreenMachiner! Buy with confidence, this person knows what they're doing. Quick shipment! Never disapointing, will be back!
July 20, 2016
21:27
good shit
July 20, 2016
19:15
2 day shipping, best in the game
July 19, 2016
05:41
crazy fast. good quality
July 18, 2016
23:14
A+ as usual!
July 18, 2016
02:06
Greenmachiner is the man. came fast and is top quality cant beat the price!!
July 8, 2016
06:20
Fast, Great quality, No complaints. Will be back
July 6, 2016
18:43
Leaving early feedback since I know this guy is legit and professional. Will continue doing business, fast shipping and quality product. THANK YOU, best vendor on dark net hands down.
July 4, 2016
22:08
Favorite vendor on the DN. If you need weed for resale, he's your guy
July 1, 2016
20:48
marked ship on july 1. got it july 7. leaving feed back cause he says he gonna make it right
June 29, 2016
04:39
Amazing price. very helpful seller. Arrived Fast
June 26, 2016
23:42
16 grams over weight. everytime. my dude
June 24, 2016
04:05
Had a slight issue and the true proffessional GM is sorted it immediately with great customer service. Will be back!
June 22, 2016
06:59
Fast shipping, great quality!
June 17, 2016
19:35
Great bud for price. Didn't find any seeds and stealthed very well. Definitely buying again soon. :)
May 10, 2016
23:18
dopeness as always
May 4, 2016
06:16
never fails, 2 days 2 east coast
April 12, 2016
16:09
Greenmachine gives you the bees knees