Product Description
Attention: If you are a new buyer, you MUST seek permission with me prior to purchasing. My business is too good and I am no longer dealing with new customers because most of you are time wasters and stress creators. My weed is medicore, so im telling you right now, do not buy from me unless you want medicore weed. Its not top shelf, its not indoor. Its outdoor and will have seeds, and will smell like hay or grass or whatever your scammer imagination wants to think it smells like, so do NOT buy from me unless you are ready to accept receiving "shit weed". Now, you may ask yourself "Why Does GreenMachiner have such a good reputation"? The answer is because of my honesty and good business practices. My reputation does not reflect the quality of my product, it reflects the quality of my service. The pictures taken are always taken of choice nugs from the batch, so they unfairly represent the quality. Expect 1 point lower quality than the pictures, along with this text, and you shouldn't be disappointed.
If you are a new user and you order from me, then understand you have waived your right to leave negative feedback. You may leave neutral feedback and write your opinion, but if you are not ok with this fact then close the window now and do not ever order from me. This is your only warning, and should you attempt to extort or scam me you will just get this pasted to you, and you will be reported to moderators for scamming and have your account marked.
This is my regular bulk listing. Expect the quality to be in alignment with the other regular strains over the past 12 months, and as always expect seeds.
THIS IS A FE ONLY LISTING. CLICK MY USER ICON/NAME AND THEN THE ABOUT SECTION TO SEE MY PROFILE AND WHAT STRAINS ARE IN STOCK!
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By ordering this listing you agree that you have read this entire listing AND my profile. There is very important policy and information that you need to read prior to ordering. Do not order and then complain to me afterwards, you will be ignored.
All Marijuana sold is Greenhouse or Outdoor and there is never any guarantee that there will be no seeds. At this price point you should not complain, remember you get what you pay for, which in this case is BULK Marijuana! This product is great for resale to make a profit and I do smoke this personally, so I think its acceptable for personal use but definitely not meant for connoisseur usage. IF YOU WANT TOP SHELF WEED DO NOT ORDER FROM ME! See my profile for the definition of medical marijuana. Medical does not mean "indoor" or "top shelf", it means organically grown without pesticides and hormones that will cause cancer. Do not order this listing unless you are willing to accept that you will be receiving "mids" or "reggies". My opinion, and the opinion of THOUSANDS of customers is that this weed is not mids/reggies, but it seems that 1 out of 100 people thinks it is, so its better to assume that you are that one person who is going to have a out of touch opinion. If you get the product and threaten negative feedback I will respond in kind and seek to have you blacklisted for extortion. Feedback extortion is not acceptable and you will get no refund or partial refund from me on your opinion when it is clearly demonstrated that everyone else loves the product.
Do you want to know what is currently in stock? See that, strain info and high resolution pictures along with all of my very important rules and restrictions in my profile by clicking on my username and then clicking the "about" tab to see my profile.
Feedback:
"2nd time ordering from Mr GM. One of the best vendors on this website hands down. Awesome stealth and even better quality of bud. Ordered Thursday night and got the package Monday. 5/5 A+ All round."
"Wow! What a pleasant experience, vendor had great communication and updated me on shipping info, took only 3 days in transit and product is as described. Good bud for the price and it would pass as top shelf in a lot of markets. Stealth was on point, if you're looking for a bulk vendor then green machine is your guy! He is definitely a veteran.. "
"5 stars for fast shipping and great product. GreenMachine delivers everything we have come to expect!"
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This auction is for a pound (448g) of Pick your Strain Medical Marijuana!! Please note that availibilty of product changes day-to-day as I r
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Listing Feedback
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Time
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January 17, 2017
02:26
Awesome as always, extremely quick shipping. Perfect.
January 13, 2017
23:43
durban haze smells dank awesome great nugs bright green overweight fast shipping
January 12, 2017
21:14
Even when shit hits the fan GM takes care of his homies!! FE and 10/10 here guys
January 12, 2017
18:35
Perfect everytime, great service.
January 6, 2017
02:29
A++++++
December 30, 2016
08:34
A+++. Quality, speed, reliability. All around excellent.
December 27, 2016
22:06
Ordered a p 3 oz overwieight wow! 2 days! Strawberry cough is top quality great high!!!
December 27, 2016
18:59
Even when his orders are through the roof GM makes sure all his customers are taken care of and updated. And of course very quickly YOU ROCK:)
December 19, 2016
01:04
A++, Always Delivers
December 17, 2016
08:42
2DD, 10G overweight, great presentation and great bud. Always reliable
December 14, 2016
21:58
Very glad I started ordering from GreenMachiner, on point as always. 3 days to Midwest USA.
December 12, 2016
03:55
nice
December 10, 2016
09:58
A+++ Always comes through no delays ever
December 8, 2016
04:42
A++, always comes through
December 7, 2016
18:49
Cookie was best ever GM my best homie
December 2, 2016
03:53
4th Lb i ordered always great
November 30, 2016
23:00
11/10. The damn best hands down.
November 27, 2016
20:32
Most professional seller on the market right now
November 19, 2016
03:51
Never an issue, always comes through
November 19, 2016
02:33
strw beerrry so yummmmmyyyyyyyy
November 18, 2016
11:53
Best quality service around
November 11, 2016
20:07
Excellent
November 11, 2016
03:18
The Best of the Best
November 9, 2016
08:38
Everything on point. Returning customer, and impressed every time.
November 9, 2016
05:46
Best Vendor on the market
November 9, 2016
02:31
Consider this man family and I don't even know him. That's how good this service is.
November 5, 2016
20:51
awesome strain, smells like sour d, overweight, 2 days
November 3, 2016
05:19
100%!!!!
November 3, 2016
04:02
pineapple is good. uk cheese is cheesey. vendor mixed up proportions that I asked for but everything else is good.
November 2, 2016
22:05
10/10!!!!
November 2, 2016
06:19
ALWAYS A+++
October 27, 2016
06:25
awesome vendor
October 26, 2016
22:22
A+, Always delivers
October 24, 2016
16:34
amazing as always! go green homies
October 24, 2016
06:30
A+ Always delivers, lightning fast shipping
October 18, 2016
10:17
yummy
October 18, 2016
06:15
The Best!
October 17, 2016
19:08
Great and fast
October 12, 2016
20:19
great product love the strain and smell
October 12, 2016
20:18
Always comes thru in 2 days OCEH? i'm not sure what strain this was.
October 12, 2016
03:12
Always on point, to many orders to count, high quality product, this man is the best without a doubt
October 10, 2016
21:58
Always great dealing with GM, lighting fast shipping and great communication. Bud cannot be beat for the price - however it SEEMED like it was two types of bud but I could be wrong.
October 10, 2016
07:35
Awesome as usual!Always on time, always overweight. Best vendor on DN! No bullshit!
October 8, 2016
19:09
Thank you very much GM.
October 7, 2016
06:13
Over and Over and Over again this guy comes through on top!!!:)
October 6, 2016
21:53
Exactly as advertised, a little over weight. Great communication and shipped quickly.
October 5, 2016
21:42
loved it
October 4, 2016
00:46
Stealth was fire, the pack was loud but it was a very earthy loud. If you don't like earthy tones I'd say stay away. Smoked great though, pleasant taste and burn got decently high off splitting half a joint and I smoke shatter on the reg. 10/10 twas good
October 3, 2016
18:12
5/5 perfect
September 30, 2016
11:02
fantastic customer service, most professional and consistent vendor I've ever dealt with.
September 28, 2016
20:56
Perfect as usual
September 24, 2016
01:22
10/10 !!! Everything beyond perfect as always. GreenMachiner is the plug any day. 2DD to EC every time
September 23, 2016
20:08
improvement in quality, keep it up!
September 23, 2016
17:03
A+++ once again. this guy is a hero
September 22, 2016
19:30
Starburst was amazing and fast per usual
September 22, 2016
01:09
Still the best vendor on any dnm
September 21, 2016
08:03
A++
September 20, 2016
03:56
2 days to east coast, oz overwieght!! product is definetely worth the price!!!
September 20, 2016
03:25
Always a very accurate description of product and extremely accurate shipping estimations! Vendor is more on side of doing good business and extremely AAAA1++++ vendor and always pleasantly smoke sack happily over on purchase. USA bills stay in US circula
September 19, 2016
16:20
Reguardless of what you may here this guy does deliver and is not a scammer. He customer service is outstanding and his product is amazing for the price. i wouldnt trust anyone else with my money. thanks again looking forward to this stuff
September 17, 2016
19:23
He has great communications but that's it since his shippers might bait and switch you dont get me wrong though the boss is a good guy.
September 17, 2016
04:39
Fast Shipping Good Communication
September 16, 2016
03:42
Fire, Fast ship. The usual from GM
September 14, 2016
00:04
Dope came half ounce heavy
September 13, 2016
19:29
A++
September 13, 2016
13:13
comin in clutch as per usual, ull see me again
September 12, 2016
17:56
Ordered 2 and only received 1, hopefully can resolve with the seller.
September 12, 2016
01:16
A+++++ Fast Shipping!
September 11, 2016
20:38
this guy always delivers and has a+++ product. the price cant be beat. thanks again man
September 10, 2016
03:25
Solid shit
September 9, 2016
01:59
Best product for price.
August 28, 2016
09:10
Ran out of cat 1, agreed on CAT 2 Fat. fire for the price, will be back for more!
August 28, 2016
08:52
Came very fast, was out of the stuff I wanted so he gave me the cheaper option but 30g's heavy!!
August 27, 2016
20:07
great bud like always
August 27, 2016
14:23
Best shit for resale you'll find at this price. CAT1 strains i haven't found any seeds yet, and the bud quality is very good. Perfect outdoor.
August 26, 2016
05:22
Couldn't have asked for a better service. Ordered thurs, arrived monday. Slightly overweight and absolute great product for the price. No problem FE'ing, will be back for more.
August 24, 2016
12:54
<3 you mane
August 23, 2016
19:31
love the new bud fast shipment
August 23, 2016
05:50
GM is where I go anytime someone asks for a pack. Quality for price unbeatable domestic.
August 22, 2016
22:29
FE Trusted vendor, Cheese Cat 2 was amazing, can't wait for this Cat 1 Strawberry Cough!!!
August 3, 2016
18:10
great bud, fast shipping, few grams over
August 3, 2016
06:23
Thank you sir!
July 27, 2016
20:35
Great as usual
July 20, 2016
22:33
Great stealth, 3 day shipping to southeast usa, decent bud for quality was overweight as well will be back.
July 12, 2016
21:59
Stupid Fast shipping, and not a bad price at all
July 6, 2016
08:13
5/5 the trainwreck is solid for sure
June 21, 2016
08:14
5/5 as always
June 10, 2016
02:48
ok bud for price, as described,super fast shipping, good contact, great stealth
June 3, 2016
22:13
5/5 great seller
April 30, 2016
03:25
Super Fast Shipping
April 29, 2016
18:52
Super Fast Shipping
April 28, 2016
02:58
Awesome!!!! thank you so much man it's grade A, fantastic quality, super fast shipping
April 22, 2016
01:32
Good bud for its price, fast shipping. Will return
April 19, 2016
15:09
alright bud just pay the extra for the Higher quality the price to fire ratio is much better
April 1, 2016
10:31
This is some insane bang for your buck. Overwieght to account for seeds and stems. I had about 9gs of seeds and stem to be picked out but it was 10gs over. Smells very nice and buds arent crystally but it makes for easy resale and profit at 1800.
Refund Policy
I insure all of my shipments to your doorstep so long as you follow the precautions and shipping instructions listed both in my profile and in the listings. I will not refund you if you make a mistake that results in the package RTS'ing back to me, that will earn you a blacklist.
In the event that I cannot reship due to a lost package, I will give you a full refund.