Moronic Monday - your weekly stupid questions thread!

Hey /r/DarkNetMarkets, it is time for Moronic Monday!

Post your questions here - stupid or otherwise - to get an answer. Anyone can post a question and the community as a whole is invited and encouraged to provide an answer. Many questions get submitted late each week that don't get a lot of action, so if your question didn't get answered before, feel free to post it again.

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[3 Points] None:

I have some kava, I'm not experienced at all with it, but I know some of you are. I have 3 types all are powder form. One is Kava root, and the other 2 are kava extract.

Which should I use and what's the proper dosage to actually get this fabled high I read of?

edit: mmm kava, nice chill buzz =D


[4 Points] None:

Why do people sell money on dm's? I can just get them at any ATM


[3 Points] Holderman:

Was considering getting a vape pen and through my research it seems you would be better off getting either one for wax or one for liquid. It looks like the ones that do both are not as good and cost a lot more. Any advise on which route to go? Are there advantages to vaping one as opposed to the other or just personal preference? Any advice on a reasonably priced pen? Thanks .


[3 Points] hoselover1970:

Can you really get credentials such as AA, BA or even PhD. in different categories?


[2 Points] None:

What drugs should I buy for <40$?


[2 Points] 826314:

I know there is a lot of info on this, and I have read pretty much everything I can find, but since this is the dumb question thread, I figured I could ask some people a situational specific question.

How safe am I ordering a small amount of a powdered substance (250mg) to an apartment with PGP and untumbled bitcoin (circle->bitcoin Qt wallet->aplhabay)? Edit: and also only the tor bundle

Sorry, it's my first order and I'm having some anxieties. Thanks


[2 Points] dnmta123456:

Got a pink slip from USPS: "sorry we missed you! We redeliver for you"

Now, it seems like these pink slips are not standard CD procedure. It's not a signature required item, but I do live in a city. I've had other items delivered to my house, and left in my mailbox, but maybe this package won't fit in the mail box?

Anyway, what's odd with this is that the "article number" they have is a couple digits shy of a full article number, used for requesting redelivery or pickup on the USPS site. I was still able to set up a redelivery, by putting in my name and address, and they gave me a confirmation number.

Has anybody encountered this before?


[1 Points] DICK_WRENCH:

Where can I find dank recipes? Like the secret corporate ones that Coka Cola and KFC uses to make their food and dranks. Is there a market for this?


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[1 Points] Scoopaloops:

How can i safely post pictures for a vendor review? Have heard some things about them some how being traced back to phones and cant find any info on it.

Also what website is best to upload on


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[1 Points] None:

Whats the difference between the "dark brown" MDMA, the "tan" MDMA, and the "clear shard" MDMA?


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[1 Points] MrMackeyIsMyDBoy:

I tripped on acid for the first time this past Friday around 10pm. Fun stuff. Was thinking about tripping tonite at about the same time. So that will be about 72 hours/3 days since I lasted tripped. Should I be good to go? Just curious if it will be intense as the first or close to it. Same dosage (~100ug)


[1 Points] None:

What are your experiences with Cal-Connection's shipping? Ordered a product from him on Middle Earth last Friday and he said that he received the order and will notify me when he ships. He hasn't messaged me yet so I was curious about Cali's shipping speed and whether or not he actually messgaes you back. Thanks.


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[1 Points] berner420:

Where does one ask the community if they would be interested in a certain product? Is there a specific day for that?


[1 Points] marketplaceforstuff:

I have some xanax blotters. I dont have much experience with blotters but, could i cut one in half and feel the effects of a half dosage?


[1 Points] curiousbobo:

Hi everyone I haven't made an order yet but I would like to buy 1 gram of MDMA domestic (Canada) Do you think it's safe? I want to buy from either Rebel Alliance, GoingPostal or Whiteyford? Can someone help me please?


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[1 Points] deathrose18:

I have an usps account and out of no where I get a message telling me is package is coming to my address. Funny thing it's not mine so i told my roommate they have a package coming it's not there's either. My stupid question. it's from SADDLECREEK LOGISTICS/DHL GLOBAL MAIL does that mean it came from over seas?


[1 Points] reignindeath:

~~How/Can I withdraw BTC from my Abraxas wallet and transfer them to Coinbase?

I'm a few dollars short for a purchase (non-Abraxas) and I have some BTC on Abraxas. I need to send them over to my Coinbase account, but can't seem to find any deposit option on Abraxas. CB requires an email address for requests.~~

EDIT: Got it. For some reason, I thought the "Withdraw" button meant "withdraw from the destination address". This is moronic monday, after all.


[1 Points] Trappy_Pandora:

Do you think alphabay will give me another promotion if I ask nicely?


[1 Points] mollysthrowaway12345:

I want to try MDMA and I've read that the pure MDMA is better than X pills. I'm planning to buy crystal MDMA, but how do you take it? Do you dissolve it in water first?


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