Howdy fellow stoners, I'm here to tell you about my experiences with this vendor, Turtle Time.
I've been using this vendor for a couple months now. I've tried several of his strains, including Blueberry Kush, Cherry Pie Kush, Organic Blue Dream, Organic Sour Diesel, and Grand Dawgy. They've all been excellent, better than anything I can buy locally. He grows and hybridizes his own stuff, so there's completely new strains available pretty much every time I want to re-up.
Delivery is very quick, frequently discounted. The security is damn good, too. You have an opaque layer of something beyond the box itself, then two layers of vacuum-sealed stuff. You don't smell anything until you get to the last bag, then damn.
I find his prices to be excellent for the level of quality you get, in all aspects, from product to delivery. You can get an ounce of this Blueberry Kush for like $300, and it's insane. It's beautiful, y'all. Here's a nug from my last batch: this motherfucker was 9 grams.
That sounds all well and good, and it is, but Mr. Turtle doesn't tolerate people who don't operate on his level. If you don't understand how to use PGP, if you aren't discreet in any manner, if you misrepresent him, yeah...he can be a dick. I'm pretty sure that's why he has so many haters. Because as a vendor, he's flatly masterful. Puttin' in work.
m'kay, that's all, you can reach this dude at: turtletime@riseup.net
And you should definitely use PGP when you're contacting him, so here's his public key:
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Thanks for the review! Turtle's a bit too pricey for me... I can find medical grade much cheaper per oz, but that is one beautiful bud! :)