Vendor: SmokersDelightUK
Market: Alphabay
Subject Score (x/5) Details
Shipping Time 5/5 Fast
Packaging/Stealth 5/5 Mylar, slightly vacuumed to protect the product
Communication 5/5 Super responsive, really nice guy
Product Quality 5/5 Got me baked
Weight n/a Good sized
Value 5/5 FUCKING FANTASTIC, £1.20!
Overall Experience 5/5 More!
Pictures - Will update after i find my usb cable to transfer to tails and run through mat.
Pic of the crew - https://anonimag.es/image/JT9sNgrd
Summary: Sorry for the delay in this, /u/SmokersDelightUK, i got a bit busy.
Seen the vendor post about looking for testers for his salted caramel toffees, liked the sound of it so i jumped on it. Very nice guy to talk to, came next day, packaged well, but plain, and was aware of this.
Was advised to take 1 at first and they arrived just before i left to do some work. Took one, put the other 3 in the fridge, took around an hour for me to start feeling it but fuck me did i feel it. Keep in mind that i'm just back from resetting my tolerance with a few months break from everything.
Felt super lazy that afternoon and like a fat fuck, could not stay away from the fridge. Ate another 2 when i got home and gave one to a girl i was with. Settled down to watch some films. Watched Happy Gilmore and i got the damn giggles! Felt like a kid again. Totally never realised that 2 would fuck me up. I was super baked and slept so well. They taste strongly of hash but not too overpowering. i actually liked the taste. The girl i was with could not get up in the morning (took me about half an hour to get rid of the fuzz)
So i wanted a brownie too to try, unfortunately listings went up when i was out so decided to buy a g and try the riff valley hash. It was beautiful, never weighed it but it was over i'm pretty sure (no photos of this sorry, gone) took me right back to when i used to get hash from holysmokes. this is a vibrant old school smoke that is very soft to touch, needs no flame, tastes and smells the bomb.
I'm going to order up some brownies and a sample of all of his hashes then follow through to review.
Upcoming reviews: HBB, Docklands, Gammagoblin. Various weed reviews and Ganesh. 'Bout time i started giving back
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