Hey everybody, you read that right, FREE JOINTS! In honor of everything that has happened over the past week or so and everything that is gonna be happening in the next week I give you FREE JOINTS! I offer these as a toast to freedom, a toast to marriage for all (suckers - now you get to be miserable just like the rest of us!), a toast to destroying bigotry and racism at every oppurtunity, a toast to health care, a toast to our (somewhat) free country as we celebrate the 4th (hope you wake up with all digits intack on the 5th!), a toast to 710 and the oilheads out there, and . . . most importantly . . . A TOAST TO THE GREAT STATE OF OREGON!
So, really, here are 50 free joints to represent our 50 states, no cost to you, I'll even pay USPS First class shipping. Of course there's a catch you say, right? OK, a few caveats . . . Only one order per user or address and I will decline any orders from users with racist or homophobic slurs automatically.
All of my flower is properly flushed and cured and clear of any pesticides, molds or impurities for your safety.
I hope you enjoy and thanks in advance for your reviews.
Nucleus (link broken up to try to escape the wrath of automod)
http://nucleuspf3izq7o6 .onion /user/actual-offers/ 4cb2b7ef22e6d52106c68762715282c1dcd9526a
GrandpaJoe
edit: Posted this about an hour ago, only 15 left!
edit2 - and they're gone! All orders will drop Monday.
Unreal how stand up you seem to be, good on you, this is seriously great.