whatever happened to /u/rip-meth-9000?

that fucker was all over the place and suddenly he... disappeared. his account is still there. he mentioned countless of times that he wanted to detox, leave the meth life behind and become a new man. all of these promises were left unfulfilled as everyone could see this guy couldn't keep himself one month without pumping his poor dopamine nerves with the toxin. If his claims were true, he had been at it for 20 years and one can only imagine the hell of a comedown that must've been if he suddenly stopped smoking the thing.

So what happened? was he another one of those suckers that create an online persona for the sake of it? his account is full of ounces upon ounces of meth. this was not a mentally sound person, maybe he finally snapped and his heart couldn't keep the rhythm anymore?


Comments


[27 Points] DNMBootyPirate:

Meth-9000 died in a tragic 48 hour wanking accident, it was all over the news, where have you been???


[14 Points] loveisrealnfa:

Here ya go.

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The autism must FLOW.!!!!!!!!! LOOK HOW FUNNY I AM!!!?

BAHAAAHAAAAABBBAAAAAHAHAAA..

DETOX, REHAB, BBMC, METH MUST FLOW.


[10 Points] scalleyswag:

i miss the good ol days of meth-9000

back when ab was around


[7 Points] Tijuanapaisa1:

He was a good guy. Last i heard he was going threw some family issues. I wish i remembered his real name but its been so long (ab,hansa) days. Id look him up and see if he was breathing still if i could. Dude got alot of shit for being a vendor (shill) but he was genuinly there to point the community in the right direction. He'd tell me and others when quality would slip or black list certain vendors for shaddy practices.


[7 Points] uncle_espeon:

he was a Persona. kinda like a shill, not a normal shill though, a special kind of shill. he was shilling becoming a methhead. ever notice how all his pics were in different locations, with different scales, in vastly different amounts? it's because he has dozens of scales, a unique desk or countertop to go with each scale, and more hands/fingernails than normal. or something along those lines.

the real question is how BBMC is doing. I loved reading his posts. he should really make a point to write a book. call it the Relentless Ramblings of The Sped. hopefully he's still young enough to write a new book like that.


[4 Points] STFUMandy:

We are lucky to have been bless with the presence of Meth9k on our humble sub Reddit but his mission on earth was done and it was time for him to blast off with 50cc of his best meth to never return.

the end


[5 Points] None:

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[5 Points] CockAutoBot:

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[3 Points] BelizeTourismOffice:

He should be back by the next season. I have been watching this documentary called Breaking Bad where a meth lord is pretty cool but he occasionally disappears. My grandson says he has got pretty sick opsec. Not sure what that means.


[3 Points] pymmit:

He vaporized just like his glamorous shards.

Rumor is the last batch had a vaporization point higher than the spontaneous combustion temp of 9000.


[1 Points] opienaut:

I scrolled through the comments in hope of a magical airant post from umeth9k to elaborate on his traumatic wanting accident


[1 Points] Hairybristols:

He seemed like a nice enough dude to me. Hope he's all good.


[1 Points] BlackGoatSemen:

He ded. Twas fent what killed him.


[1 Points] shaunafrost6969:

I love and miss 9000 when I first came to the scene and sub he was all around and all my posts he commented giving me full and honest insight on top of that he was funny af and a dude I can really fw, I wish to know if he's atleast still alive, I sit here countless nights and days wondering where is my friend, my Comrade and companion. Please return!


[1 Points] FLUSHINGKILOS1337:

/u/rip-meth-9000 Did he delete his username?I can seem to find his account.


[1 Points] OldSchoolMethHead:

he turned into RIP FENT 9000 now it looks like. ha ha meth wasnt doing it no more fer him i guess, thats what i did when the meth quit working fer me to.


[1 Points] JeffSessions_DNM:

1 of 2 possible reasons -

  1. He's currently riding a 150cc blast to Mars (It looks like Phosphorus) to study the effects of starting a Martian meth lab.

  2. 9000 has taken over VR Chat as Uganda Knuckles. He will show you de wey, bruddas!


[-1 Points] None:

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