Is your mail man a little late today? Did your package tracking stay in customs for more than 30 minutes? Are your balls sweating more than normal? Did you set up a security camera on top of your mail box? Did you build a portable Faraday Cage? Did you flush all the other drugs you'vr already received? Is the xanax not working? Does your package have a 1mm hole in it? Is there a van parked within 1 mile of your residence? Is your laptop Web cam on with out you knowing?
Are you fucked?
Edit 1: Auto-mod is annoying, we get it.
Edit 2: This wasn't a real fact. There isn't even an article to read...
Edit 3: How many autists are in here?
Edit 4: A lot.
AM I FUCKED?