[Vendor Review] Noumena 500mg DMT "Dream Sand"

Vendor Name/Marketplace: Noumena on Alphabay
Product/s reviewed: 500mg "Dream Sand" DMT
International?: GER to GER
Vendor requires FE?: No
Price before shipping: 41€
Incentives for Review?: No
Shipping cost: 3€ (Express)
Customer Service:
[x]+5 Superb: Polite, prompt, ensures satisfaction
[ ]+4 Good: Professional, exhibits customer care
[ ]+3 Satisfactory: Adequate responses, resolved issue
[ ]+2 Marginal: Subpar communication, partial resolution
[ ]+1 Bad: Poor communication, no resolution
[ ]+0 Awful: Abusive responses, no resolution
Product Quality:
[x]+5 Highest purity - highly potent
[ ]+4 Mostly pure - potent
[ ]+3 Minor cut or impurity - strong
[ ]+2 Cut and/or impure - medium to weak
[ ]+1 Almost entirely cut - very weak
[ ]+0 Possibly bunk - no effect
Processing Speed:
[x]+5 Processed & marked shipped in 24hrs
[ ]+4 Processed & marked shipped in 48 hrs
[ ]+3 Processed & marked shipped in 72 hrs
[ ]+2 Package is late
[ ]+1 Package is very late
[ ]+0 Never received package
Price Value:
[x]+5 Excellent - great value & low cost
[ ]+4 Moderate - worthy value & fair cost
[ ]+3 At-market - neither good nor bad
[ ]+2 Below-market - so-so value, high cost
[ ]+1 Exorbitant - low value, excessive cost
[ ]+0 Rip-off - little-to-no value, unjustified cost
Stealth & OpSec:
[x]+1 Vacuum-sealed
[ ]+1 Mylar/non-porous container
[x]+1 Decoy/misdirection
[x]+1 Low package profile
[x]+1 Good OpSec/PGP
TOTAL: 99%

My second order from Noumena and just as last time her product exeeded my expectations. Her "Desert Dream" is supposed to be somewere around ~96% pure (maybe more) and while it didn't look quite as white as on the AB picture it still looks very good.

Would reccomed!


Comments


[3 Points] RSlashMason:

Noumena is a great vendor. I prefer the desert sand to the pure white kind though.


[2 Points] None:

The white sand shit makes me go into different dimensions without even blasting off. It's like, poof you're a fucking lizard growing a tail in an alien world. Freaks me the fuck out. My buddies homemade yellow stuff puts me into the void with machine elves consistently. I prefer the elves to the lizard dimension.


[2 Points] noum3na:

Hey there, Thank you or your kind feedback. It makes me feel really good inside! Dance some and enjoy life. It is wonderful!

Regarding Desert Dream being more yellow: I actually changed my production procedure entirely and find that the "new" Desert Dream offers an even wider spectrum than the previous version. It is basically the way McKenna smoked it now. I did not change the picture because a customer of mine made it and it is just too amazing to give up, haha. If someone would like to help me out with a new picture that would be great. I lack the artistic nerve for that. :D

Cheers, Noumena


[1 Points] JakeTop1:

Is Noumena still considered a top vendor? I just recently ordered and I sent a couple of messages, still no response and the order hasn't been accepted either.


[1 Points] Groove2death:

How did you encrypt your adress, pgp or have you typed your adress in the "send adress" box and clicked on encrypt message?