LE is after me now. I made multiple news articles.

N-N-N-NIGGA WE MADE IT! (soulja boy voice)

Shout out to the other people that had no idea what the fuck they were talking about and just posted a thread for attention like me, and now Reddit was sent a subpoena to release our info, lol. I don't get it, everyone here on this subreddit knew I was joking, yet, they still come looking for me. LE, if you're reading this, yes, it was really a joke. I don't know shit. Honestly, you would have a better chance getting information by interrogating a pile of dirt.

It's sad because z-l and deepthroat put a lot more into their trolling attempts than I did. All I did was make up a fictitious female name (most popular female name in the country), and claim they had some interpersonal connection to Verto, saying I knew who they were. oh well.

Links to articles I made it in


Comments


[5 Points] evosmith:

For the lulz, here is the message that Reddit's legal team sent me (btw, Reddit is fucking awesome for actually letting me know about this beforehand, this is far more than any other website would ever do)

"reddit recently received a subpoena requesting information about your account. As our privacy policy states, we provide our users with advance notice when we are required to disclose their information due to legal process unless we receive a court order prohibiting that notice or we decide delayed notice is justified. We plan to disclose information about your account to the requesting law enforcement agency on March 30, 2015. If you would like a copy of the subpoena, please let us know. You may also wish to seek legal advice from private counsel or an organization such as the Electronic Frontier Foundation (https://www.eff.org/pages/legal-assistance).

thank you,

reddit legal"


[7 Points] evosmith:

Just saw I made Forbes too. Lol. Serves me right... The first time I'm ever featured on Forbes and it's because I trolled a subreddit. Fuck my luck


[6 Points] Einsteins_Lovechild:

You know how there is that fundamental civil right to freedom of speech - a right that has absolute protection against government infringement as long as the speech is pure speech (not conduct) and does not physically or reputationally harm anyone or threaten harm?

Your posts on here were works of satire that no one familiar with the forum (Reddit in general; DNMs in particular) would reasonably believe to be true, particularly in light of the context and the audience. To wit: the "mascot" of this particular forum is an obscure transexual pornographic actoress unknown to the general population yet instantly recognizable to most of the /r/DNMs community -- a community of course composed of drug users, many of whom are under the influence of mind altering substances at any given time.

Against this backdrop, it is unlikely that many internet users who find their way to this forum are seeking reliable facts relating to serious real world events. I say this is unlikely because any internet users unable to quickly spot the difference between truth and troll are stuck for eternity in one of the many established Idiot Honeypots like Facebook comments after a mainstream newspaper article, forums with the word "politics" in the name, or the AOL chat room "teens4oldermen" talking to Stone Phillips. It appears that "law enforcement" must be a real world analogue of these honeypots - how else to explain how a group of non-mentally disabled adults could discuss your posts on this forum and conclude your words were assertions of fact as opposed to erudite literary masturbation to cleanse the mental palate after yet another meth-fueled session of physical masturbation left you with a bloody raw dick, 100 gigs of Bailey Jay porn clogging your SSD, and a strange feeling that maybe you could have spent the last 12 hours more productively.

It seems to me like the government is trying to use the legal process to curtail your first amendment right to public participation. I don't believe Anti-SLAPP lawsuits can be brought against law enforcement, but civil rights lawsuits can. And they are a MUCH bigger pain in the ass for LE agencies to deal with. That would be a real shame if that happened.


[4 Points] throwahooawayyfoe:

Moral of the story: Quit being a fucking troll!


[2 Points] basshead555:

This is fuckin gold


[1 Points] II-NataYmleg:

I damn fucking love this subreddit. Now I'm sitting here literally laughing my ass off.

LE and mainstream media are so paranoid and misinformed that they easily and absolutely fall for every halfway decent troll. Oops, they still haven't figured out that z-l and Deepthroat are also troll personas.

So much for LE reading this subreddit, apparently they just browse the frontpage and call that research. Anyway, I wish them a lot of fun with the throwaway troll accounts.


[1 Points] ciphersexual:

You should pgp sign this post.


[1 Points] scruffwuff:

People rap about being in Forbes nigga.. ;)


[-2 Points] czechguy1:

lol u faggot, u r not even real evosmith