Getting extorted by a Dream vendor. I'm good, right? [USA]

I bought a small amount of substances ~6 months ago on Dream. I actually had to create a new account afterwards, as the vendor gave me 1 star even though I did everything right (I don't have a ton of transactions).

Nothing happened until recently I got a letter extorting me. They used my real name, and obviously knew my real address (though it's changed, I get mail forwarded from my old place). The crux of the letter, in broken internet-tough-guy English, is that the vendor got pinched and is cooperating with LE. They'll give me up as a buyer if I don't send them XX BTC in XY days.

That's not real, I assume. Even if the scumbag vendors were working with LE, why would LE care about a small transaction from six months ago? Even if they did, why does me getting mailed a package prove guilt? They have no proof of $$ paid. Even if they did have all that, I'm clean now, so even if they somehow get a warrant for my current address... I think I'm good?

Basically, there's no way I should pay these clowns, right? Anybody been in a similar situation?

EDIT: It was Candy Cartel or some such

thanks for the advice, fuck those clowns


Comments


[70 Points] ForLol_Serious:

What's the return address, I'll send him some 100% Humen Shit


[20 Points] Crim10dinC:

Because why not add extortion to their list of charges right? Lol this is just too funny

Don't send that broke bitch a penny bro. And please tell us who it is already lolol


[16 Points] kookieless:

My intuition says don't pay. All you have to do if LE is even involved is deny everything.


[17 Points] ogkylexy:

lol he’s full of shit. Just ignore him, you’re fine.


[12 Points] throwahooawayyfoe:

"Hey mister LE man, I can prove to you that this random person halfway across the country bought a whole gram of droogz six months ago and I know where he lives because I sold it to him. Go arrest him, occifer!"

That's gonna go over amazingly well. Literally right up there with calling the cops because you got bunked on your bag of crack.


[8 Points] missalfa:

name and shame and FUCK that guy


[7 Points] Alex_Jonesing:

Why doesn't anyone post the vendor name when giving information like this? I mean even if it didn't say who it was specifically, you sound like you have a pretty good idea of who it is.


[4 Points] coffeencreme:

No. Never pay a blackmail attempt. You're good.


[3 Points] 12InchesOfSlave:

name and shame


[2 Points] ShadowClones:

Everyone is laughing because he probably won't do it but I remember a post where a vendor threatened him and he actually called LE on the guy. LE raided his house and hella fucked things up in it. Just sayin..


[1 Points] l33tl0:

Hellzzzaaa no! Don't pay those assclowns a satoshi. For a personal buyer, LE really has to get you in possession for them to build a worthwhile case against you. Aside from them not being able to prove that you got drugs once upon a time a while back, even if it was LE and even if they knew you had placed an order, the fact that you won't get caught holding would dash any hopes of prosecuting you for a crime. Its a desperate vendor making a pathetic attempt.

Tell them it runs deep, so deep and they can take it!


[1 Points] KeepMeAFewDollars:

The fuck type foolishness is dis,see thts why if I don't cum to the conclusion that this vendor could be trusted outside the markets and even long term,I don't do business in the least.This shiit here is insanity


[1 Points] salty_dog9:

Don't give them shit


[1 Points] None:

Clean house and refrain from illegal activity for a while. Scum bag vendors will be scumbags.


[1 Points] PM_ME_UR_OPIATES:

Absolutely do not pay them, that will only confirm to LEOs that you're involved if they investigate you. Otherwise, it just sounds like this person is throwing a random under the bus. If there's nothing tracing you to it, which there does not seem to be, do not give him a penny. "Conspiracy to possess" is not something anyone would bother to pursue unless there is physical evidence to support it.


[0 Points] SsouthSside:

Lol this is funny


[0 Points] Tinfoiltodd:

Prolly sold yet info


[0 Points] BakedPastaParty:

You're good man. I've had people try to extort me with my doxx info before. Tell them to fuck off, possession is 9/10ths of the law and no LE agency on the planet is gonna prosecute conspiracy to possess and spend all those resources required to prove it retroactively