Scientists Confirm: 90% of Darknetmarkets users suffer from paranoid schizophrenia.

Is your mail man a little late today? Did your package tracking stay in customs for more than 30 minutes? Are your balls sweating more than normal? Did you set up a security camera on top of your mail box? Did you build a portable Faraday Cage? Did you flush all the other drugs you'vr already received? Is the xanax not working? Does your package have a 1mm hole in it? Is there a van parked within 1 mile of your residence? Is your laptop Web cam on with out you knowing?

Are you fucked?

Edit 1: Auto-mod is annoying, we get it.

Edit 2: This wasn't a real fact. There isn't even an article to read...

Edit 3: How many autists are in here?

Edit 4: A lot.


Comments


[124 Points] BonerTickler:

AM I FUCKED?


[38 Points] jackoass:

Ask yourself, am I fucked? And act as if you are.


[26 Points] noonehear:

None of you are real. This is all in my head. I am you and you are me.

There is a van with 800 security cameras mounted to a shield of wire mesh attached to it piloted by a bartarded blacked out driver who is "flushing" his entire stash down the toilet in his van (he lives in it... has no toilet but he thinks the passenger seat is a toilet... quite comical to watch him think he is flushing stuff when in reality drugs and human feces are all over the inside of his van.) and it is streaming live on TwitchTV through a 1mm hole in the wall where there is a laptop webcam pointed at it. They have been waiting over 3 hours at the border to go through customs to get back into Merica from Mexico. His ac is broken so his balls are drenched in feces, urine, and drugs.


[19 Points] idiocy_incarnate:

If they're all suffering from paranoia, does that mean the meth they ordered on the dark net turned up ok?


[12 Points] None:

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[13 Points] Hannibal_Khan:

One of my neighbors has his wifi set up as "FBI Van", really had me trippin for about 30 seconds.


[7 Points] free-agent:

Act as if


[6 Points] acid_barrett:

What the hell is going on with a this "Act as if" stuff all over this thread?! I don't get it. I'm not really a "reddit person" I only discovered reddit because of DNM and what not


[4 Points] bpfbpfbpf:

What the hell is going on in this thread hahahah


[3 Points] Molly-saurus:

%10 of Schizophrenics praise the virtue of self medicating with Methamphetamine.


[3 Points] None:

It is nice being in that 10% that just dont give a fuck


[2 Points] Vendor_BBMC:

To answer your questions:- No.


[2 Points] None:

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[2 Points] Darknettoker:

It's just the Millennials.


[1 Points] OGPACKS:

haha back in the day i used to go riding there bikes lookin fro the mail man!!


[1 Points] noshoppn:

Yes my balls are sweating more than usual how did you know.


[1 Points] Stellar_Surfer:

HEHEHEHEAHAHHE


[1 Points] honestlyimeanreally:

Hahahahahaha I have friends though I swear


[1 Points] heyfreshhhhh:

METH


[1 Points] None:

I don't suffer from it. I enjoy it


[1 Points] yungodiin:

Nothing wrong with setting up a camera on on your mailbox. I even have one looking down the street. I'm gonna ask my mailman to livestream to me with a GoPro.


[1 Points] None:

Smooth as siIk


[1 Points] Lolshiki:

Thank god for Kuwait's constitution.


[1 Points] TripAddict:

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[1 Points] None:

we all have something to lose no matter how hard we try show to otherwise


[1 Points] neutral_cadence:

Is it really all that crazy to be a little paranoid when you're trying to anonymously order drugs from unknown people on the internet? Drugs where if you're caught, could send you to prison for multiple years? Prisons where you may be subject to unspeakable violence or abuses?

Also, how the fuck did "scientists" conduct this survey? "Hey, are you buying darknet drugs? Can we ask you a couple quick questions?" <_<


[1 Points] HappySodomy:

Fucked? In my Darknetmarkets?


[1 Points] None:

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[1 Points] None:

And my semen can cure cancer. Don't mean jack shit, either way. People, keep buying drugs.


[1 Points] jasdfjdskalfjsadkfjs:

ive got packs coming form poland, turkey, china, fuck knows where else. and i am not sweating a bit. cause i know the NSA doesnt give a shit about me right now


[1 Points] Sippy15:

You mean we're all crazy?


[1 Points] CultureChesterSucks:

Act if as I fucked? Silk smooch


[1 Points] Tweek-er_Timmy:

oh my god.... my 20yr meth run may be catching up to me ah it,ll be ending sooner than i planned i imange, i was gonna go fer 30yrs but yep i most definetly fucked.

believe it or not but 100% honest and no bullshitting i seriously put up a hidden sec. camera to watch my mailbox this past week.

....webcams covered w/sticker since day 1.


[1 Points] blockmains:

yeah but so does any crooked fuck eh?


[1 Points] JackStoleMySpoon:

webcam + tape =check!


[1 Points] bird-biotic:

Feeling paranoid this week and interesting conversations.. But let's not kid ourselves, fellow trational minded libertarians, psychonauts, and Anti Social Personality Disordered.

Just looking a tthe stats again, Drug offenders outnumber murderers. They outnumber rapists. They outnumber robbers. Indeed, they are only slightly outnumbered by all property criminals combined. ... and Basic economics warns us against using mere accounting to resolve causation. In the absence of the War on Drugs, many non-drug offenses would never have been committed.

Let';s just take a little peek at the stats. 2012 is current (enough).

Federally sentenced offenders in the Federal Bureau of Prisons with linked U.S. Sentencing Commission records, by primary offense category, fiscal yearend 2012

Most serious offensea Numberb Percentc Total 181,964 100% Violent offensed 8,704 4.8% Property offense 10,749 5.9% Fraudulent 9,119 5.0 Other 1,630 0.9

Drug offense 94,678 52.0%

Trafficking 94,421 51.9 Possession 247 0.1 Othere 10 -- Public order offense 8,733 4.8% Regulatory 2,421 1.3 Other 6,312 3.5 Sex offense 10,099 5.6% Weapon offense 27,969 15.4% Immigration offense 21,032 11.6%

Tl;DR: ##The Borgs are Coming