Good Guy CannaTreats: A Saga About the DNM's most trustworthy and selfless vendor

The story begins about THREE months ago, on or around April 18th (actual dates and order info may be changed due to OPSEC). I was craving some weed edibles and had heard nothing but positive things about Cannatreats quad dose brownie bomb edibles. I really wanted some bud too and thank god cannatreats also had some in stock so i didn't need to order from multiple vendors. it was perfect. so, i ordered a few of his brownie bombs and some of his blue dream. everything went smoothly, solid communication and prompt shipping. it appeared i had nothing to worry about.

fast forward to the excitable nervousness of waiting for a dnm package. sure enough, 3 days later there was a package glowing gloriously in my mailbox. fuck yes another successful online drug purchase, i thought. *HA FUCK YOU DEA, i thought. i can sit on my humongous ass and get whatever amazing drugs i want, i thought. in poor OPSEC fashion, i didnt wait even ten minutes before i ripped open the package. the smell of weed and gooey chocolate brownies overwhelmed my senses. but i noticed that i was missing a couple of brownies. FUCK my first DNM purchase to go wrong, i thought. what the fuck do i do in this situation, i thought.

so i messaged cannatreats to let him know. he was apologetic and assured me that he would send me the rest of my order. because i am a wonderful and patient person, i waited two weeks of disappointingly opening an empty mailbox before messaging him again. so i messaged him again. SILENCE! i figured he might have died so I waited another few weeks before messaging him again about it. MORE SILENCE. FUCKING EGADS! I thought. i have been fucked over, by a WEED vendor at that. in my silent rage i vowed to leave the dirtiest, nastiest review of cannatreats on here. at least so maybe he would address my concerns. instead, i proceeded to stalk him on reddit to see what the fuck was up. for some reason i still trusted this random fucking guy and didn't want to ruin his reputation. now i'm glad i didn't. he had been out of product so i figured i'd harass him again after he got more back in stock. my order had already autofinalized and everything.

as soon as i saw that he had more product in stock, i proceeded to message him again about the rest of my order. sure enough he responded this time and apologized profusely, offering to refund my btc AND send me more product. i was stokedddd something told me to trust this guy and i'm glad i did. a few days later i saw another package glowing gloriously in my mailbox. even though it had been THREE fucking months since my original order, cannatreats still wanted to make everything right.

i don't think i need to describe the quality of cannatreats product there are enough reviews of that on here already. but i just want to say cannatreats has some of the best customer service that i've ever experienced and not just on the darknet. if i had ONE complaint about cannatreats it would be that his stealth could be a bit better. even though they're edibles, his brownies are DANK and absolutely have a weed smell and could use a couple more layers.

dont hesitate to order from this bro because he's a fucking BRO, bro. i want to hang out with him. we could overdose on brownies together.


Comments


[25 Points] None:

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[6 Points] whothehoe:

Yeah, this vendor is the nicest I've met. Not only do they provide great service on the DNM, but he's a genuinely nice person. Can't wait to order from him!


[3 Points] mynamebazac:

That's just plain ol awesome right there.


[3 Points] hashmon:

More evidence that the dark net markets are all about love.


[2 Points] benchris17:

He just gave a guy in need of money USD$200. Great guy, if I order anytime soon it'll definitely be off him. Respect to him.


[2 Points] ciphersexual:

I just love seeing you guys talk about brownies on a DNM forum. "Hot and fresh out of the oven..." ha ha it's so goddamn cute.


[1 Points] KidCudi77:

Like you I've been wanting to try some edibles for the longest time now. I also heard a lot of good things about CannaTreats but after being strung along for months and him just ignoring me on CR, I decided this wasn't worth a sample.

It wasn't like I sent him a PM asking for a sample, he offered and then for some reason ignored me on CR. Then after a month told me on the forums he never even the had samples to offer.

He seems like a great guy on the forums, which I'm sure helps business but lack of commucation is a huge negative to me. Maybe certain vendors have just spoiled me with quick responses and 2 day shipping.


[1 Points] Throwaway_concept:

I'm gonna go ahead and say CT is a good fucking guy aside from being a vendor. Dude and me were talking last night and he's just a good guy, and at the end he told me when i made my first order with him that he'd hook it up fat. I don't even smoke but i'm going to have to make a purchase for this selfless vendor.