Details | |
Vendor: | [HumboldtFarms ] |
Market: | [Evolution ] |
Product: | [7g Strawberry Diesel Grade A+++ Premium Weed ] |
Shipped from: | [United States (West Coast) ] |
Shipped to: | [United States (Midwest) ] |
Required FE: | [NO ] |
Vacuum Sealed: | [YES ] |
Decoy: | [NO ] |
Handwriting: | [NO ] |
Rating | |
Communication: | [4+ ] / 10 |
Stealth: | [8 ] / 10 |
Shipping time: | [10 ] / 10 |
Price value: | [10 ] / 10 |
Aesthetics: | [9 ] / 10 |
Weight: | [10 ] / 10 |
Quality: | [10 ] / 10 |
Transaction: | [10 ] / 10 |
Vendor: | [10 ] / 10 |
Drug: | [10 ] / 10 |
TOTAL SCORE: | [91+ ] / 100 |
Hello fam of /r/DarkNetMarkets. This is my first review and I am dyslexic so please bear with me. I want everyone to know that I'm new to rviewing and will try to be as honest as possible. Let us begin the review!
I initially messaged HumboldtFarms in the afternoon of Monday December 28th asking if he offered mix and match with his listed premium strains and told him I was planning on doing a review. I initially wanted to try the Blue Dream as well as the Strawberry Diesel. The next day I waited excitedly for HumboldtFarms to message me back. He never did "sadface". I figured he was busy with the holidays and on Tuesday December 29th I decided to go ahead and order 7g of his Strawberry Diesel Grade A+++ Premium Weed. The order was marked as shipped the next day on December 30th (still no response to my messages). I checked to see the status of the shipment later that night, and to my amazement it had been processed and shipped in under 24 hours! The package arrived at my house 4 days later on Saturday January 3rd. I don't want to go into great detail on Humboltd's stealth methods, but there were multiple vacuum layers as well as a MBB visual barrier. The flowers were not compressed at all and when I got down to the final vacuum seal I could smell the flowers. If you order from HumboldtFarms domestically you shouldn't worry at all. This guy knows what hes doing! Upon inspection of the flowers I could tell the product was A+++ premium top shelf. Perfect cure, full of mature trichomes, good trim job, and very green and sticky. Later that night I decided to try it out and packed a small bowl. When I was smoking the Strawberry Diesel I noticed something that I've never noticed before with other flowers sold locally. The bud smoked so well & the exhale was so smooth I didn't have the urge to cough whatsoever and was able to experience the taste. I smoke maybe 2-3 times a week and after 1 tiny bowl I was at a solid [8/10] and climbing. I had never been hit so hard since I first started smoking. It was kind of funny.... I was so high that when I went to go walk down the hall towards my room, I thought I teleported and ended up smacking my face into the door to my room. After that I layed in bed and later greened out to sleep through the whole night like a baby. Fast forward a few days and I decided to check Evo to see if Humboldt ever got back to me. He did get back to me and was very nice and polite. He explained that my messages must have gotten caught up with the mass of messages coming in. He apologized and offered to send me a sample of his Blue Dream and one of his new edibles for me to try out. Overall I am very happy with my experience with Humboldt and he will be my go to guy for top shelf flowers in the future. I recommend trying him out if you haven't! Please note I put a 4+/10 for communication because initially there was none except for the marking of shipment, but Humboldt totally made up for it in the end which is why I added the +.
Man review nice, up it keep