So I'm fairly new to the darknet, but I've ordered a few things so far. A small order was taking a little longer to get here, just got it in today, I opened the envelope to find a note with the following text.
"Misdirected Mail Opened by the IRS
The enclosed correspondence was misdirected to us by the Post Office
The large volume of mail we receive daily is first opened by machine. Therefore, your enclosed envelope was opened before we discovered that it was not addressed to the Internal Revenue Service.
We are sorry for any inconvenience caused you."
Followed by a stamp from my City from the date the IRS office received it.
That is absolutely amazing. Fuck man. Go buy a lottery ticket.