What happens if I get caught with a bulk shipment but have all my bases covered?

Hypothetically lets say that there are 3lb of weed sitting and waiting for me in the post office. For some reason it never got dropped off by the mailman and I just received a slip to pick it up. My house is clean, I have maintained good opsec and have a lawyer on speed dial. (Handicap, I might not be Caucasian). What happens if I walk into that post office, get the weed, take it home and as soon I enter my house I get arrested? Considering the circumstances would a lawyer be able to get me off the charge? I mean in theory I could just send 3lb of weed to someone I hate and get him busted? no.


Comments


[2 Points] ApricockApecot:

Bulk dro = scarier than bulk MDMA


[2 Points] CocaineNose:

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[1 Points] TwoGramSam:

You should be safe :)


[1 Points] throwahooawayyfoe:

Considering the circumstances would a lawyer be able to get me off the charge?

If you go in and pick it up, you're basically throwing your plausible deniability out the window. Your lawyer would have to be really damn good to get you out of that one. And they won't wait for you to get home. They'll pull you over and take you as soon as you leave the PO parking lot.

I mean in theory I could just send 3lb of weed to someone I hate and get him busted?

In theory, yes. Practicality could be a whole different story, though.


[-3 Points] DaMenehune:

Why did you use your real name and address?