Moronic Monday - your weekly stupid questions thread!

Hey /r/DarkNetMarkets, it is time for Moronic Monday!

Post your questions here - stupid or otherwise - to get an answer. Anyone can post a question and the community as a whole is invited and encouraged to provide an answer. Many questions get submitted late each week that don't get a lot of action, so if your question didn't get answered before, feel free to post it again.

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Comments


[10 Points] huu_hoo_huu:

What does a vagina look like


[10 Points] ravioli_ravioli_:

How does one go about getting a drop? Examples of good drops? Would, say, a vacation home be a decent drop?


[6 Points] throwitwaywaywayaway:

Let's say HBO or Netflix did a series on the darknet and put their full resources behind it. Impeccably researched (as much as possible) and focused on the post-SR1 period when Agora and Evo dominated and upstarts like BlueSky and Cannabis Road tried to carve out niches, all while SR2 began full self destruct mode.

Who would you cast as the head of Agora?


[4 Points] throwaway8089078:

Should I start a cult or join an already existing cult?

The first option seems like more work initially and I'll likely die in a tragic hang-gliding accident by its bitter end, but with more benefits down the road like convincing people to give me all of their money and getting to have sex with all the women.

The second option quickly grants me the acceptance and love I so desperately desire but with the large possibility that I'll eventually be talked into suicide. Plus, I'm pretty sure you have to know someone to join most existing cults and I fear I don't have the proper connections.


[3 Points] forwhombagels:

Hi, I can answer some stupid postal questions.


[5 Points] callmeChopSaw:

I just dropped my cigarettes in the toilet, should I still smoke them? They got a little wet and there was piss in the water.


[2 Points] ccashcow27:

Umm...

I forgot xD


[3 Points] DeadIn10Months:

Why does Reddit not charge money to use the words "exit" and "scammer"?


[2 Points] None:

o7


[2 Points] deliveredbutempty:

Should I be concerned I've been either scammed or LE has my pack. Domestic wax from a known vendor, marked shipped 4 days after order but tracking shows it was really shipped the next day and was said to be delivered 3 days later but was never in my mailbox. Contacted the PO and they said it wasnt there but said it was delivered to my address (yet it was not). Now what do you guys think, LE (though I've only had two orders with fire stealth to my current drop with no problems) or the vendor sending a empty pack to an address nearby or some shit like that? Let me know

Edit: Escrow ends in two days and vendor has been responsive but basically getting at it being my loss.


[2 Points] FlaccidFrog:

How does anyone ever grow? It just seems it's so much safer to trust the big vendors, unless you have something really unique people would be too paranoid about wasting their time/money/bad opsec being received.


[2 Points] Molly-Cyrus:

My Guru told me that proper one pointed meditation on any mundane object will take me through, so could I actually reach the stage of enlightenment through the proverbial contemplation of my navel lint??? Or should I just use Marijuana when attempting this feat? :P


[2 Points] FeedTheFish:

Long story short: I thought I ordered some 30mg Adderalls, but it turns out they're pressed with methamphetamines (and possibly some other ingredients). My noobie question: what do I do with them? Are they safe? Can I use them for homework, like I would adderall (not every day, obviously, but once or twice so I don't feel like I wasted my money)?


[2 Points] Bjorn_The_Bear:

Just a dumb question but does anyone know if anyone is selling viagra or its cousins on the dark web?


[2 Points] Woobels:

Anyone have experience buying Adderall while in Europe?

Very interested but this shit seems harder to get than heroin here.


[2 Points] None:

what does the red arrow pointing south east mean next to a vendor's name on abraxas?


[2 Points] None:

What's the point of the referral registrations on these sites? For instance if you go to Abraxas to register, it will tell you "Only referred registrations are available at the moment." Then it directs you to the forum where there are a ton of referral links that you can use to register. Does this make it more secure in some way I just don't understand?


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[1 Points] andblowyourhousedown:

If I want to take DMT orally, do I order MAOIs via the darknet or via the clearnet? Are MAOIs legal or illegal anyway...?


[1 Points] FLUSHINGKILOS1337:

Cheap overseas stuff or pricey domestic stuff? I don't think my mail is being watched.....


[1 Points] Beabruiser:

What do you guys think would be the best product to buy bulk off the DNM and flip into irl dorrarz n make money off?

I was thinking some MDMA from some the European vendors but I'm wondering what you guys think.


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