We Need Catchier Vendor Names

I know that vending is a lot more than a name but when i'm scrolling and I see a vendor name like Theosderossri or something I just keep right on going unless thats the person I was originally looking for. I think for new vendors a catchier name might drive a little more traffic their way. I'm going to list some missed oppertunities from xanax vendors that the folks at the bar community thought of

Bartender

BarmeloXanthony

AlprazoXan

BarBQ

XandalfTheWhite

BarbaraStreixand

Barbados

XanziBar

MichelXangelo

BarredSimpson

LaBarOdom

Now this is coming from a guy named dea-van-024 so I am a bit of a hypocrit in the name game. If you were vending a specific drug what would you go by?


Comments


[19 Points] GrandWizardsLair:

The Grand Wizard has always been impressed by the number of vendors named variants of "Walter White" or "Heisenberg." Putting aside the fact that Breaking Bad was a tragedy and Dr. White was never intended to be a role model, you also run into branding issues.

"So, are you the Heizzenberg on DreamMarket?" "No, that's Heyzenberg! I'm Haisenburg!!"


[14 Points] Dark_OZ:

Sell xanax under the name "Behind Bars" and get busted on purpose so it makes the news.


[6 Points] Pelican_Vendor:

Pel-I-Can


[2 Points] DEA-VAN-024:

Weed guys I would go with GreenBowlPackers and a Cocaine guy could be the SanFranciscoFortyLiners


[1 Points] None:

I'm surprised mine wasn't taken, it seemed pretty obvious.

Time to start creating catchy DNM account names and auctioning them off.


[1 Points] None:

You're a witty one, kudos.


[1 Points] None:

Lol at bartender.

How about druggiekitten


[1 Points] octomarvel:

Post Face Shipper.

=)


[1 Points] colesaw:

My favourite lady vendor would be Mischa BarTon


[1 Points] colesaw:

Barmingham.


[1 Points] FuckTheJakes:

Zolam The Barbarian?


[1 Points] Vendor_BBMC:

I would choose "Brotherhood of British Meth Chemists" (BBMC), after the chemistry forum which split off from the idiotic wetdreams.es in 2009.

Quantik should have renamed to "EMI" because it rhymes with "EMI" better than "XanaxKing" does

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8CSSFdaVr5U


[1 Points] AcidManHighWalker:

Barbar-Binks


[1 Points] None:

If I were a vendor....I'd go by Mr. Snuggles!!!! Mr. Snuggles Meth Shack!!!!!!


[1 Points] f8u2ur8934rjiwojf:

My dnm vendor id will be 'iamacop'


[1 Points] aboutthednm:

PeeExOneFoShure


[-1 Points] bright_eyes123:

Store isn't open yet, but I'm...

Dock.Ellis or DockEllis

You know what I'll be selling ;)

Nice to meet you.