If you could meet one person from the DNMs...

As it's Monday and quiet, I thought we could maybe get some discussion going.

Question:

If you could meet one person from the DNMs... who would it be and why? It could be anyone, and without the OPSEC implications obviously... Maybve you want to chat security with gwern or poor opsec with Ross Ulbricht and Blake Benthall or compliment Libertas on his beard or natter to Tomas that kid from Sheep that gwern found that looked like a sheep IRL, to any of the past or present posters here - Bruce, Dank, CoffeenCreme, BBMC, Trappy (lol) or any of your beloved or not so beloved DNM dealers. Maybe you want to shake their hand or smack them in the face? Well I wanna hear why!

I'll go first...

I would love to meet loads of people from here but I'd be really interested to meet Bakopy from BMR. He is one of the few market admins who has got away with all his loot and hasn't ripped anyone off. He heard that the net was closing in so figured out a way for everyone to withdraw their BTc and went dark. How fucking cool. I hope he's kickin' it on a nice island somewhere these days with a cocktail with an umbrella in it.

What about you?

TLDR; Theoretical coffee break type discussion about who you'd meet off the DNMs if you could without getting arrested etc, and why.


Comments


[25 Points] rilksoadvb5piz3r:

i'd love to meet JoR, just to thank him for continuing that mission that was started in the 60s. ideally this meeting would involve ingesting a large amount of acid obv.


[22 Points] Trumps_DNM_Account:

/u/alpraking because I'm pretty sure it is Sean Spicer. Spicer you bartard set up some damn direct deals with me I know you are all barred out all the time.

Is trappy a trap? If so then trappy.


[19 Points] None:

I'd like to sniff coke off the coast of belize with lineking. Maybe afterwords I'll see what 2cblover is doing that day!


[13 Points] chinacat92:

HouseOfSpirits. My all time favorite vendor. Just sit back, listen to the Dead, smoke weed, and swap stories. I've still got some of her Berkley Silvers saved back. May end up taking one this week for nostalgia (~);-}


[13 Points] peanutlive405:

I'd love to have a friendly boxing match with young_k


[10 Points] None:

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[11 Points] throwahooawayyfoe:

KarmaSyndicate. So I can ask him face to face why it took 28 days for a single gram of mdma to drive 4 hours south.


[6 Points] None:

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[4 Points] crushdudes:

I'd want to meet UP.

Based on his stealth, I doubt I'd know it was him even if he introduced himself as such.


[5 Points] Amanda-Binds:

If I had to catch a case I hope they would put me with Ross so I can pick his brain. Maybe I could help him write his memoirs, that would be so romantic. :D


[5 Points] None:

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[3 Points] MitalikaSucks:

I would like to have a long hugging session with /u/Morvu

I believe we both would benefit a lot from it


[3 Points] BakedPastaParty:

Id like to meet the agora admins for the same reason. Good people running a great service and could have easily fucked off with millions. And didnt. Integrity personified.

Verto abd/or kimble would be #2 so I could get my fucking $300 I lost depositing to evo as they turned out the lights


[4 Points] None:

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[3 Points] theslutbag:

XannyManziel and punch him in the face


[4 Points] None:

i wanna chill with pelican ! idk i feel like hes the chillest person around, and actually isn't for the drama. and who knows, maybe a 3some with sister pelican?


[3 Points] lamoustache:

Tony76 and/or redandwhite


[2 Points] pandahaze:

I've always wanted to meet with Mahakala.


[2 Points] travtravs:

Econ, he seems like one laid back suave mother fucker.


[2 Points] whitekidspaz:

Meth9000 he's fucking hilarious would wanna do some k and take a trip and share stories I don't do amphetamines so no meth talks but I feel like he would be cool to chill with


[2 Points] Shroomgawd:

The guy that scammed me a couple nights ago. Eastcoestbarbaian, if I see you I would dump a whole clip on your face.


[2 Points] None:

JackBlue. Seems like a really cool guy.


[2 Points] TurnedOnTunedIn:

I miss HOS, id love to see what "shes" up to. I also talked to tguk a bit (or his CS person who definately was not him) He was... interesting.

Nrp seems like a ritious group of people. I'd probably go with nrp.


[2 Points] None:

Gwern


[2 Points] XanaxBaratheon:

The guy who said he might have to join ISIS because he lost everything in the Evo exit scam


[2 Points] throwingaway0980:

That mod who is a fed


[2 Points] None:

From this forum, I'd probably say RIP_Meth_9000 BAHAHAHA


[2 Points] None:

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[2 Points] Mostly_stimmed:

HallucinatingHorse


[1 Points] None:

tbh i wonder a day is like as a top vendor, or just someone who makes a shit ton of cash.


[1 Points] eatxanax:

AK


[1 Points] Xeeroy:

I'd like Noumena to have been Shaman for a DMT trip with a buddy.


[1 Points] Throwawayyyy63638484:

Definitely u/Alpraking.


[1 Points] kilogrammes:

deSnake (Security guy for AB), want to go down to the Red Square sip on some mors and smoke some Uzbek bush weed.


[1 Points] 12aaa:

/u/pentoliteuk prolly. Would love to smoke up w/ this dude 😂


[1 Points] Killmorecords:

Quantik


[1 Points] None:

Probably TT, JOR, AK, or Pelican


[1 Points] logikbrown77:

I would like to meet Bungee54


[1 Points] thefanod:

Down the rabbit hole


[1 Points] None:

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[1 Points] TeamRocketTyler:

Honestly I would say /u/goofyboots_dnm2 just to shake his hand and thank him for his incredibly potent edibles. I would love to talk about his grow operation and extraction techniques. He seems like a super chill, down to earth guy who would be fun to hang around and get stoned with.


[1 Points] JburnaDNM:

Verto and Kimble so I could rape them both, hard.


[1 Points] None:

I'd like to meet medibuds to ask who tf you sold your account to


[1 Points] Cockburn420:

B00mtown, Grandpa Joe and BCB. <33


[0 Points] spartaltdoom:

u/domesticlsd :(