I think we've convinced ourselves that /u/quantikxanax is part of some huge organization. When in reality its a group of high school kids that are in way over their heads. They just get together once a week to smoke/play smash bros melee and draw straws for who ships out packs that week. They don't actually have a rotary pill press either. One of them has been whacking it 6 times a day since 6th grade and developed ungodly grip strength. They pooled their allowances together and bought a hand press and since then this kid has developed a grip strength that would make a Darth Vader force choke blush, thus developing the press that we now know and love. One of them got an MIP at a high school party and they thought LE was closing in so they wanted to lay low for a while. The new kid who had moved in from Alaska (AKA /u/lordxanax ) had rich ass parents who were never home so they moved some of the operation to his house. They had a couple other vacation homes they only used one week a year which led to the birth of /u/alpraking , /u/xanaxbaron and possibly others. LE can't catch on because they never actually spend any of the money. They just blow it all on those bitcoin gambling sites, leaving just enough to reup on alp. They will eventually all make it in the end as the guy who has been pressing this entire time becomes the next hand wrestling world champion. They take the 20,000$ grand prize and rent out a place in the lower middle class part of town and decide to call it quits. They don't live a lavish life but they spend the rest of their days smoking BC bud and reminiscing about past adventures. Like when they dared a frenchie to toboggan across the border for shits and gigs, and how they laughed their asses off cause the cops didn't buy the "16 year old paid me to do it" story he was spittin. The now World champion hand wrestler finally gets laid after flashing his world champion ring at some dyke on his 21st bday. Thus ending his serial whacking habit and returning balance to the force. Sorry guys i'm bucked the fuck up on meth rn. But what do you think, tinfoil?..........or something greater?
name: DEA-VAN-024
Btw I don't smoke bud, only hash oil
I do a lot of coke too. Its Canadian Forger's fault. God damn. Coke this high quality should be illegal.