Lolsiest Craigslist postings

Ok, so this is almost unrelated to DNMs, but hopefully enough people enjoy this...

So I created a CL saved search, and unfortunately, while it hasn't been helpful, it has brought my attention to these posts that KEEP getting posted. I can't tell if these are fishing attempts BY the DEA, or if this is someone that just REALLY needs to get in touch with the DEA asap, without bothering to look for their 800 number....

http://houston.craigslist.org/bdp/5063126485.html

I figure, in case this gets flagged way too quickly, I'll copy pasta the text:

WE WITH SOMTHING LIKE SUBS? METHADONE?
PERCS? OXY? ROXY?NORCO***********************
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XANAX? NEMBUTAL?AMBIEN?RETALIN?KLONOPIN? DILAUDID

AND LOOKING AT THOSE BUDS? WE IN WWITH MDMA? MOLLY HEROIN? H ? BLACK? TAR???????

STEROIDS? ANABOLIC? TESTOSTERON AND MORE
*****[number removed]-------*************

AK47? SOUER DIESEL? WHITE WIDOW? NORTHERN LIGHTS
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PURPLE HAZE? OG KUSH? BLUE BERRY YUM YUM AND MORE
GIRLS SCOUT TOO

HIT ME UP YO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [number removed]
AK47? SOUER DIESEL? WHITE WIDOW? NORTHERN LIGHTS
//////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////
PURPLE HAZE? OG KUSH? BLUE BERRY YUM YUM AND MORE
GIRLS SCOUT TOO

HIT ME UP YO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [number removed]


Comments


[34 Points] latin_throw:

Dude, if you're gonna repost my advertisements please don't remove my number.

Tryin' to build up my clientbase yo.


[7 Points] BullshitAnswer:

I'm curious as to why this thread was in the advertisement section of my front page. Really strange for a thread on /r/darknetmarkets to be in the ads, no?

The content of this thread being even stranger...

http://imgur.com/p2dSvn6


[3 Points] someone-who-is-me:

They are scams. Generally they want you to send money via WU claiming they will then make a drop and let you know where to pick up the drugs. You'd have to be a complete moron to fall for it.


[3 Points] None:

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[3 Points] None:

I would never buy drugs from someone with such bad grammar


[3 Points] moosealerter:

Hmmm. "Molly heroin" sounds kind of interesting.


[4 Points] Theeconomist1:

I'm going to have to ban you for advertising outside of the Sunday and Wednesday thread. Lol.


[1 Points] Drugaddicatedanimal:

scams, theyre everywhere. Read a high times article, then scroll down and read the facebook comments, you'll see at least one of these similar scam posts posted every five min. They won't go away because they're likely coming from africa, and those fuckers spend 24 hours a day 7 days a week searching that one dumbass, or child, that hasn't heard of the dnms yet and is naive enough to bite.


[1 Points] None:

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