Looking to start a new market.

Alright, time for us to make a new market. It'll be rather impenetrable to LE. I was thinking about jacking a cargo ship and dropping it's anchor in the middle of international waters.

Looking to hire:

In need of:

Send all applications to fuckyoumem@gmail.com - Don't forget to PGP!


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[23 Points] None:

Huge fucking satellite dish


[16 Points] None:

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[6 Points] None:

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[4 Points] RickBigTauer:

Gotta hire your own version of usps


[3 Points] None:

You forgot statisticians for projecting an ideal date of exit scam


[3 Points] fauxdadoughhoe:

Remember the captain always goes down with the ship. Market name : Titanic


[2 Points] None:

Run your server stack within the White House.


[2 Points] dnmta32:

Me n Bubba got a shrimp boat you can use.


[2 Points] PWEI:

http://www.sealandgov.org/


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[1 Points] None:

Pfff. I'm setting up shop inside the police station. Last place they will check!


[1 Points] None:

I definitely just created the world's best clearnet market, it's called eBay.com go check it out don't forget to FE WILL UPDATE


[1 Points] pallmallman12:

I'm glad I noticed was posted as "humor". lol


[1 Points] MUSHBUD:

You will become the target of whatever "black op" missile project they're working on currently... literally the target.


[1 Points] Vendor_BBMC:

You forgot to tell us land lubbers your manifesto, and tell us your piratey name.

You seem above board. You have multi- key escrow, so there is no way I can possibly get cheated by a guy like you.


[1 Points] None:

I really hope this is a fucking joke


[1 Points] RosyPalm:

I was thinking about jacking a cargo ship and dropping it's anchor in the middle of international waters.

Meh, someone beat you to it almost 50 years ago.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Principality_of_Sealand


[1 Points] octomarvel:

Can I suggest a marketplace name?

semen sea men market?

=)


[1 Points] El_Bhapo:

I have liquor n some of rickys hash/6 paper joints. Can aquire a barrel of swish aswell. Do you grant me permission aboard my greasy captain?


[1 Points] SecondChanceUsername:

Fuck PGP everyone knows NSA created and back doored it. Privnote and plain text...oh and Hushmail, cause its got 'hush' right in its name so you know its good. FTW! Bring back Ross & Backopy! Bring back Atlantis and Litecoin! Bring back Tony76 and invent a new xanax! Is IVing marijuanas allowed on our ship? And btw since were gonna be on a boat, we will all be pirates, and we can pirate all the free music from lime wire that we want! I shall be the captain of the ship and head admin of the site and forums. I will be the Dreaded Pirate, you can call me Roberts.


[1 Points] BusterDooglas:

You need to track down these guys.


[1 Points] abxthrowaway:

I'll make my own market, with blackjack and hookers!