Back in action: My Thailand misadventure AMA

Hey guys it's me! I've seen myself mentioned a few times since I've been back and I have 120+ PM's asking me if I'm OK. Last time you heard from me I was in a holding cell at Bangkok airport, frantically posting shit on reddit. In case you were wondering I got sentenced to 1 year (reduced from 2 years for pleading guilty) in prison which I served at Samut Prakan prison.

I'm just getting my bearings back after arriving in London a few weeks ago. In all it was a pretty grim experience, I've lost a ton of weight, I was very malnourished when I first arrived home and I had scabies. I could write a short story about the whole experience but I'm lazy.

Right now I'm buzzing on coke (first time in over a year!) so I thought I would say hello and do a short AMA. Ask away!


Comments


[185 Points] Dnm_cunt:

It was one hell of an experience, I was the only westerner in there so I had no one to speak to for a year. 60+ people to a room, the food wasn't bad tasting but hardly any meat or other nutrients. It just consisted of rice with a bowl of curry/soup, 3 times a day. There were no drugs, there had just been a major crack down before I arrived because the guards were smuggling in ice. I didn't get any hostility myself but I did witness a few nasty fights (and beatings by the guards). We are left free to roam outside for 8-9 hours of the day, no guards in sight. If you are caught fighting or breaking the rules you are put in chains for 90 days and have to do drill exercises. It's a pretty good deterrent so people generally behaved themselves. I learnt a little bit of Thai but only enough to order food from the shop.


[60 Points] Mrs_Grammar_Nazi:

What were you arrested for/convicted of? I didn't really follow your story when it got posted a year ago.

Looking through your post history I see that you apparently didn't pay a hotel bill and caused some damage to a motorbike you rented? Did you really get a year in jail just for that? If so then goddamn that's harsh.


[44 Points] thetoadCrowKing:

Can't wait to see you on Locked Up: Abroad


[41 Points] None:

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[36 Points] tunnelvision12:

Glad to see a sign of life from you, i was just recently reading your story, but it ended at some point. Which i think was because they took your phone.


[32 Points] EatSheets:

Yaaaaaas. DNM cunt. I remember you posting that you had a sheet of Lsd and were cruising on a motorcycle somewhere in thai-territory or some shit

Hope it was a good ride if it was all true you wild slut


[26 Points] brightmoor:

u/dnm_cunt - Glad to see you back and posting!

When you were released, did they escort you to the airport and put you on a plane home? Or did you have to find your own way home?

Did anyone from the embassy help you throughout your ordeal?


[21 Points] Anotherwonton:

Congrats on getting out man welcome to our new shit show. 🐱cat.


[19 Points] greenbarz:

So... Was it worth it?


[15 Points] Orpus8:

It's crazy how this sub allows normies like me to communicate with people who have crazy experiences like dmn_cunt and AK. Anyways, did you have access to any western banking in prison?


[16 Points] OpiGod777:

Cat.


[12 Points] throwahooawayyfoe:

Duuuuuuuuuude! Glad to see you back in town :)

So I gotta ask... The first thing you do after getting out of prison is hop on reddit and watch cat videos?


[14 Points] Jevvishzealot:

Worse than mexican jail? Perhaps brasil status? Your one lucky fuck to make it back to talk er type about it...


[13 Points] None:

question. so it's been bantered about that dude in Thialand bought off the guards and had a fake body. In your opinion, how easy is it to bribe the thai popo?


[11 Points] GODxLIKE:

holy fuck. op is delieverd.


[12 Points] transgenderassasin:

whens your episode of Banged Up Abroad on


[11 Points] yurp4222:

One year sentencing for skipping a bill sounds harsh. Did you get an offer to repay the bill and a fine?

https://www.reddit.com/r/DarkNetMarkets/comments/4mdsl4/comment/d3wm3wg?st=J56UTNNB&sh=00a614fe

Paraphrasing: people that get locked up in Thailand are fucking idiots


[11 Points] f6UmBpI1DQxK:

Actually serious question: How did news of King Rama IX's death percolate down into the prison where you were, and especially to a foreigner who doesn't speak the language? What if any effect did news of his death, and of the elevation of his son have on the inmates and guards?


[9 Points] WheresTheCaveman:

how did they fuck you with a year over a hotel


[7 Points] smeckinv:

Holy shit. Welcome back bud.


[8 Points] drimilr:

But why cats?


[7 Points] None:

Did you bang a couple prison ladyboys? Ahaha


[8 Points] None:

Yoo I remember you and I hardly browse this sub any more I'm always over in r/dnmuk these days, anyways I have a question, was there anything similar to canteen like in the UK? Could you earn or spend money in prison? Could prisoners find jobs ?


[8 Points] None:

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[6 Points] pandadier:

How the hell was it possible that you as a foreigner were locked in there for a year for such a minor crime? I just re read your story and in one of your last posts you said you were getting a lawyer, how did that ended?


[5 Points] BostonGahden:

There he is! I'm glad to hear you're ok man! That's all


[3 Points] petedacook:

Cat.


[3 Points] BakedPastaParty:

What did you do all day on a day to day basis?


[3 Points] ferRealBruh:

wow really got a year for not paying your hotel bill?? damn remind me to not get robbed in Thailand...


[3 Points] Austyx:

So you did a year for destroying a hotel room? Seems severe... There was no opportunity to pay a fine?


[3 Points] MrGrief:

Cat.


[3 Points] TurnedOnTunedIn:

Sawatdii! Good to hear your alive!


[2 Points] None:

yes. but what is cat?


[2 Points] SpecialAgentDildo:

I can't wait to read all this but first .... Holy fuck balls I figured you died.


[2 Points] BakedPastaParty:

Glad to have you back bud :o)


[2 Points] JennyIsADude:

Shut The Front Door!


[2 Points] ice_cream4breakfast:

Welcome home! Did you have any contact with your family?


[2 Points] shimakaze_kun:

What were you convicted of? Also did they give you a lawyer or not?


[2 Points] cbnhaze:

Good to have you back man enjoy that cocaine ride the the white tiger and if you do make a story I'd love to read it.


[2 Points] THE_DEEP_MOB_CONNECT:

CAT


[2 Points] hanoian:

Have you read any books by people who went through similar?


[2 Points] klobster2:

fuck yeah!!! so glad you are out. congrats you fucking idiot. imma drink in your honor.


[2 Points] abrakazan:

Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat. I'm legit glad to hear that you aren't dead bro. That was one of the craziest stories ever.


[2 Points] Eyeh8uAll:

Yes please refresh the story of how or what got you busted. Etc etc


[2 Points] Dirty_Socks:

Welcome back you crazy motherfuker! I was worried about you. A year's term sucks but I'm glad it wasn't worse

How has life back in the first world been so far? Done any explaining to your friends/family?


[2 Points] rabbit_hole_diver:

OMG HES ALIVE!! man i thought we would never hear from you again. you crazy fuck! loll

good to see you made it home. dude, you're an internet/reddit legend now.


[2 Points] OpOnymousSurvivor:

Wow, welcome back brother. Props for not offing yourself in jail, took it like a G


[2 Points] None:

Welcome back dude!


[2 Points] sssimasnek:

What exactly were you charged with/ what did you do?


[2 Points] Buckets_O_Dank:

Holy fuck I'm so glad you're alive and out bro. We were all so worried when it went down


[2 Points] None:

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[2 Points] f6UmBpI1DQxK:

If I visit England can we hang out and watch Brokedown Palace together?


[2 Points] poolsharkz:

The legend returns! All praise the might cunt!


[2 Points] Fatcock18:

How close were you to killing yourself?


[2 Points] stonedbuyer01:

Did you drop the soap on purpose?


[2 Points] AdrianBeatyoursons:

I fuckn love you you hilarious bastard


[1 Points] dickmuppet:

I have been waiting so long for this, I can't believe it!


[1 Points] el__mago:

Plot twist: this isn't the real dnm_cunt. He's still in prison. His alphabay account was taken by LE and he uses the same user/password on reddit. Now LE is posting as him either trolling or fishing for more arrests.

Cat.


[1 Points] HappySodomy:

Damn nigga. No more acid for you.


[1 Points] None:

Did you lose your job?


[-1 Points] JohnTSchmitz:

Shucks, you got off easy. Haven't you heard? They're turning up the heat these days on you DarkNetMarket types in Thailand. Don't you read the paper? The owner of AlphaBay was caught zipping around town in a Lamborghini, recklessly handing out guns & fentanyl, so they put the arm on him. They murdered him in a Thai prison & took pictures & called it a suicide. Personally, I would give Thailand a wide berth—the place is cursed and full of bad voodoo for DNM enthusiasts. BBMC disappeared or was abducted or maybe just moved ... but the point is that we don't know if it was merely a coincidence or if it was his Thai connections that did him in.


[-1 Points] None:

buzzing on coke

haha, you havent learned anything from your mistakes. Waiting for your next story from jail! :)


[-5 Points] still12:

Who are you again?