Question about counterfeit bills

Hello all, I am back from my hibernation and holy shit have things changed.

So recently I've noticed there are a lot more reputable counterfeit currency vendors than when I left about a year ago. And, at least here, there isn't much chatter about counterfeits. So I have some questions about them...

I know that (most) detector dogs are also trained to smell cash. Does that influence shipping techniques? Would you expect bills to be vac-sealed or similar?

I also know that the Feds are way more likely to chase ya for even just a few fake bills. I remember another post about a guy have thing SS (Secret Service, not THAT SS) coming to his door over a few fake 50$ bills. Not like our usual CD, what would the reaction to interception be?

Also, I assume that most other people are trying to pass the bills in their respective country. So what would you think about trying to pass a fake Hamilton in Canada or Mexico?

EDIT - To those wondering, no I didn't purchase any fake bills. Was contemplating of course (wink)


Comments


[9 Points] Pinga1234:

ss will investigate every fake bill that is reported.

i'd sell xanax before passing 10s. risk is not worth the profit


[7 Points] scruffwuff:

You are now being watched by the cia congratulations


[6 Points] xSwrvs:

I thought police wouldn't come to my door over 3 fake 20s but money is something you don't fuck with lol. I was lucky I was a minor and had money for a nice lawyer


[4 Points] JohnnyDrama68:

Counterfeits are best used when paying hookers in dimly lit hotel rooms. That way you both get fucked!


[3 Points] ImOutofSpaceDawg:

The reason nobody talks about it here is because its the quickest way to get caught known to the darkweb, save for vending/buying guns. Secret service chases down damn near every claim of counterfeiting. Who wants to take this risk for $100 in fake 20s? There used to be a fraud subreddit for this but I forget what it was.


[3 Points] None:

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[2 Points] xSwrvs:

Also unless every bill has a different serial that one serial can be all traced to you so if you get caught once it doesn't mean you got away 12 times lmao. All banks report and give all fake bills to LE


[2 Points] Mr-Ozymandias:

I remember the days when willy.clock reigned on the DN. His USA re-shipper in Las Vegas made the mistake of both dealing and passing them, got caught 5 months into the gig, and took it all down with him. Not that he didn't deserve it, "Mr. Mouse" was an arrogant jerk.


[1 Points] doeboyfreessh:

Since u sound like like your really scared about this I'm gonna go with that your Canadian outta the 2 options you gave us outta Canada An Mexico .

Moving on to my next point. Your gonna end up getting your ass beat at best, in any scheme that you have come up with in that Canadian head of yours. Don't fret tho buddy !The heir to thee all mighty Xanax crown is still for the taking !


[-3 Points] magicthrowaway12312:

OP, I have an Epson 1000 color printer, let's setup shop printing money.

I found a couple $2 bill templates on alphabay that look legit AF.

Please PM me at your nearest convenience.