[Vendor Review] 10g MDMA - YumCha - Valhalla

Details
Vendor: [YUMCHA]
Market: [Valhalla]
Product: [MDMA]
Shipped from: [AUSTRALIA]
Shipped to: [AUSTRALIA]
Required FE: [YES]
Vacuum Sealed: [NA]
Decoy: [YES]
Handwriting: [NO]
Rating
Communication: [10] / 10
Stealth: [10] / 10
Shipping time: [10] / 10
Price value: [10] / 10
Aesthetics: [10] / 10
Weight: [10] / 10
Quality: [10] / 10
Transaction: [10] / 10
Vendor: [9] / 10
Drug: [10] / 10
TOTAL SCORE: [99] / 100

Comments:

I don't review very often, I think that usually a vendor's quality, communication and value for money speak for themselves - but after moving most of my purchases over to Valhalla market following the collapse of Abraxas, the down time at nucleus and the strangeness of EIC, I found there weren't many aussie vendors there who had very much in the way of transactions or feedback on their account.

I've seen YumCha before on other markets, but balked at the FE policy - something I understand a little better now after having a purchase in escrow when Abraxas went bye bye, and finally decided to give a small purchase of MDMA a go, the price per gram for a single was pretty alright, so I wasn't risking much.

I like to warm up to my vendors a bit with PMs which seems to be not really how this guy/girl/outfit work/s, but it is mentioned on the profile that they just don't have the time to go through messages. I guess that's fair enough? I did get a pretty rapid response, but it was matter of fact and to the point. Polite but sort of "you can buy this, go ahead". So I did.

fast forward 16 hours and it's in my hands. more to the point, something which very much did not look like what I had ordered was - the stealth was pretty exceptional. I won't give it away - but professionally packaged normal-person item with tamper evident seals intact formed part of the procedure.

fast forward 3 weeks, the new year and uncountable parties and friends... I think we have gone through more than an ounce of yumcha's stuff.

To the MD itself, different batches - we've seen three so far - all reagent test (marquis, mandelin, mecke and simon's A&B) well and all have brought back distance memories of the 90s.

The comms are direct and to the point, very minimal, but I guess I don't need to cozy up to every vendor who I deal with.

Shipping hasn't been late yet, and the one time we had a bit of a Auspost worry, a hurried last minute message got my package relabled and shipped to a safer location - so as far as customer service goes, YumCha is through the roof.

Price is comparable to others for a single gram, (~180AUD/gram) but from 3.5 on, goes down to a flat 100AUD/gram. As far as I know, that's unbeaten by any other Australian MD vendor.

Bottom line, if you want value for money with reliable delivery and stealth - YumCha is probably my pick out of all the MDMA vendors.

If you need warm fuzzy conversations and discussion to go along with your purchase, this may not be your vendor of choice, but if you want quick delivery of really munting good MD which stupidly cheap then I suggest giving it a go.


Comments


[2 Points] MakeMeOD:

Can you add some pics please :)


[1 Points] SLIPPERYYYYY:

+1 for this. His MD is the bees knees. Dont go anywhere else. I would really love to know when he is back from holiday.