[irl OPSEC tip] Make sure you guys go through you stacks hard and look for counterfeit bills

A friend of mine almost got fucked trying to use a bunk $20 that he didn't know was bunk and was just mixed in with his stack. The reason it's so important for people like us in our business and because of how we do things is because we have to buy bitcoins. And many of us who move weight make deposits and money transfers with a bunch of unlegit money and if someone at a store or bank were to catch that bill they're supposed to call the police and the police are supposed to contact the Secret Service. So, if you don't wanna have the Secret Service prodding around your shit and trying to find out where that money came from (which is unlegit af), then I'd definitely start scrutinizing my stacks hard. And I know some of you fly through counting your stacks like me so I know many of you are susceptible to this.

And there's some good counterfeits out there. The method that I'm having my peeps check with is the UV light or actually buying a bill scanner. Here's a link with some info on detecting bunk bills that I thought was really helpful:

https://fitsmallbusiness.com/how-to-detect-counterfeit-money/

Ya it sucks that there's fucking leaches out there that try to pull that shit but we all got to protect ourselves. Stay safe out there everyone!!!!<3<3<3<3


Comments


[13 Points] dnmthrowawayobvious:

I've had probably 18 different bartards try to pull fake bills on me. Fucking xanax man.


[7 Points] Gnarcotic666:

I’ve had this happen to me with a $100 fake bill. I knew something was up when he was in a hurry, but I didn’t think anything of it because he a daily customer. Showed up to his house next day with a bat. Let’s just say he won’t be robbing people anymore. People that rob dealers are low fruit that can’t make their own money.


[4 Points] BakedPastaParty:

"Unlegit" lol


[3 Points] PinkKittySchmuffikin:

This is a GREAT tip !!! I was depositing money in the bank once and the teller pulled out a fake hundo. It made me look super sketchy and I was obviously caught off guard. I didn't get in trouble but it sure made me look bad as hell.


[2 Points] Throwawayyyy63638484:

I've never had this issue lol I'm not USA but I frequently have customers saying "will you take USD?" Fucking rights I will lol worth more than my dollar rn :) although my plastic money here in the north is harder to counterfeit ppl are doing it with 3D printers I heard now.


[2 Points] throwahooawayyfoe:

The method that I'm having my peeps check with is the UV light or actually buying a bill scanner.

Another good trick I picked up from shopping at walmart is hand sanitizer. Rub a little bit on a corner of the bill. The ink on real currency is not alcohol soluble and won't react, but fakes will smudge.


[2 Points] BBMC_is_BACK:

$150 to invest in a bill counter/counterfit detecter.

most check 4 dif. things...weighes every bill in mg, checks UV light, magnetic ink check, infered scanner too. oh yeah it counts a hell of alot faster than i can.

downside... if anyone sees it then they think ur really making bank. hard to explian to anyone sober/clean/law abideing


[1 Points] TheLastCig:

On 4/20 like 5 years ago I was stoned as all fuck, had about 2lbs of bud with me at my neighbors house. Had a regular customer come through; the only one of the evening. Needed two ounces, I gave one sour diesel one purple haze (both were literal on point those strains legitimately that I had gotten from NorCal).

Custy walks in, hands me $420 cash for the 2 ounces It's all 20s I count it out and half way through counting I go you're good bro (being smoked out and so egotistical at that age) I let him drive off and later on that evening I had realized I got played on 4/20 with $420 in fake bills.

Edit: They looked extremely real the only big detail I missed was they were fucking BLUE! Held up to the light there was a hidden face and all, seemed legit for a few hours up until someone else noticed me counting my bread toward end of the evening. "Why are those 20s so blue are they new?"


[1 Points] ferRealBruh:

good looking out


[1 Points] drtybngwater:

Every transaction I make gets a pen test and uv light...20 bucks is a drop in the bucket. U can get a 3 pack of just the pens at Walmart for like 10 bucks


[1 Points] mrfloridamolly99:

This -and counting money immediately when you get it or give it.


[1 Points] Edward_Plimpton:

Can i order some fake money for laughs or is it a big time felony?