Update on the alpracream bars

background for those who didn't see the post before it was removed, idk why it was removed it was comedy gold and good for harm reduction purposes (like don't be a fucking bartard)

https://www.reddit.com/r/DarkNetMarkets/comments/4tdu55/watch_a_kid_say_my_bars_are_weak_video_inside/

/u/argus100

https://vimeo.com/175117169

since he took the video down from vimeo here are the links to the youtube clones

https://youtu.be/VhOuyd0RzvI

https://youtu.be/gd8IRY8LPi4

Anyway I got a small sample pack of bars from /u/Thegentlemen_dnm aka XC (can't say his full market name or else for some reason he gets banned)

He told me they were alprakream bars and I took 2 and pretty much blacked out, misplaced the rest of the sample pack and have been searching all over my house for it, but it's ok because I really don't want to use benzos anymore after some severe WD. I forgot to eat dinner, forgot what time I went to bed...so yea these alpracream bars are definitely potent. Although I hadn't used benzos in a while and was expecting a pack of oxy and was kinda dissapointed when I opened the pack and it was like 20 bars.

But free drugs are free drugs, but then I misplaced most of them. My crib is a mess so I doubt I have any chance of finding the rest of the pack since it was very small.

So yea AK, and his aliases and resellers have quality bars. Please don't take 5 bars then take 5 more on camera, that is just the definition of bartardism and the reason why benzo users get so much hate on this sub.


Comments


[11 Points] AlpraCream:

Thanks for vouching for my quality. That guy was just a shill.


[8 Points] Opie_Love:

Holy shit!!

That video should be used in treatment centers and highschools as a scare tactic LMAO.


[6 Points] Bandoboyz:

Just remember WE, BandoBoyz have the original AlpraCream bars!

/u/bandoboyz


[4 Points] 4716:

I really hope they can fixth thith and reimburthe me or thumthing pleathe


[3 Points] ballsackpenisbuthole:

stay safe my dude


[3 Points] booobafeet:

kid's mom is gonna be pissed when she sees the video and realizes he hasn't cleaned his room. hahaha.


[2 Points] itsbooming:

But is the kid going to rise to the challenge he has been called forth to do?


[2 Points] MT_Merchant_Mangler:

He CLEARLY needed to eat those other 5 bars.

I swear bartards are subhuman.


[2 Points] None:

So...has he made an update video since or is he still sleeping?


[1 Points] budsmokersonly710:

LMAO


[1 Points] None:

Omg.... I understand now why you all call Xanax users bartards. I use Xanax (rx by my doc and occasionally DN) and I NEVER act like that and he says he doesn't even have a buzz? Bullshit.

I've been on it for years and sometimes I will take 3 or 4 mg early in the day and I go to work, class, and nobody would ever tell you I'm even slightly high. He's either cognitively actually mentally incompetent, or he doesn't KNOW what a xanax "high" is. It's not a high anymore once you have been taking them for a long time. He's talking like he ate 10mg.

I took 2 mg at once on accident last night and passed the fuck out within 30 minutes and slept for 12 hours. And I have a tolerance from years of actual pharmacy usage. Wtf. I think this kid might actually be disabled and I don't mean that in a mean way I am saying it in a nice medical way. Alpracream? Wow.

I guess what I am trying to say is if THIS kid is who we base Xanax users on, I am super disappointed. Nobody has EVER pointed out that I am on something even when I'm stressed and overdo it. I guess maybe I'm just real high strung or this kid has mental disabilities.


[1 Points] JustAnotherGuyonDMs:

Shit was classic! He really should make another Vid like ecb asked if he wants a chance back in hahaha


[1 Points] OGPACKS:

haha this kid clearly barred to shit rn


[1 Points] eUpHoRiCMaNgoS:

I don't even believe this video is real. Call me skeptical, but it seems like too good of an advertisement. It's just too perfect in its hilarious depiction of what we all imagine a 'bartard' to act like. I mean the guy even has a lisp? Come on I can't tell if I'm just being paranoid after being in this sub for years.


[1 Points] None:

Where's the vid :(


[1 Points] Hansbald:

I'm laughing my ass off right now How do you even breath after 40mg of alp


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