Bust out your tinfoil hats and let's gather together to post all of the crazy conspiracy theories and alarm ringing FUD that we possibly can!
Tinfoil Hat Tuesday!
Bust out your tinfoil hats and let's gather together to post all of the crazy conspiracy theories and alarm ringing FUD that we possibly can!
[10 Points] octomarvel:
[9 Points] zman3000:
how i picture the alpha bay staff, laughing hysterically in that deep russian voice whenever theres posts of deposits not showing up.
"LMAO hey viktor this guy thinks it was a phishing link 😂"
[6 Points] None:
[6 Points] throwaway123134k:
TheEconomist is really Curtis Green's little dog. Green never had an opiate addiction; all the drugs he bought on Silk Road 1 all went to satisfy his little pooch's needs.
In his last life TheEconomist was an Afghan Tajik Mujahadeen who fought the Russians in the 80's, and then later the Americans post 9/11. After dying in an airstrike God punished TheEconomist for his lifetime of killing (there's no Hell stupid) by reincarnating him into a frail dog with an opiate addiction (the same addiction he was afflicted with whilst living in Afghanistan!). To make his life even more miserable, he was reborn in Mormon infested Utah.
After a few rough years living on the street, eating garbage to stay alive and used hooker needles to feed his drug addiction, TheEconomist ran into Curtis Green. Feeling sorry for the pup, Curtis took him in and cleaned him up. After living with Green for a while and seeing his love for Family Guy (Peter and his buddy dog Brian), TheEconomist revealed to Curtis that he could talk.
TheEconomist then taught Curtis how to use bitcoin and tor. Now calling the shots, TheEconomist instructed Curtis to become an admin for Silk Road, while he would run a parallel route as an admin for r/darknetmarkets. The rest is history, full of lies, deceit, and lulz. Like when Special agent Mark Force pretended to kill Curtis Green by water boarding his fatass in the tub. TheEconomist was definitely laughing his little chi-wawa balls off during that. And also the time when TheEconomist took over as head mod for Gwern, who ignorantly thought writing shitty, untrue stories about the creator of BTC was more prestigious than moderating a bunch of bartarded teenagers. Yup, TheEconomist is a king (and a fucking little dog).
[4 Points] None:
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[3 Points] Molly-Cyrus:
I hate you
[2 Points] AmazinPride:
I am still waiting on the 21 yr old Russian bride I bought from Trappy for 42.6 BTC
Any idea how long they take to ship?
Snoop Doggy Dogg is working on a line of smoke detectors.
Research n development has been halted due to when weed smoke is detected, a high volume recording of snoops voice saying "Oooh Weee" booms repeatedly.
Snoop doesn't remember recording the phrase in question.
=)