[Vender Review] Noumena's Desert Dream DMT from AlphaBay

My DMT Trip Report

Vender: Noumena from AlphaBay

So I ordered 125mg of Desert Dream DMT from Noumena on AlphaBay. I'll get into the trip report later but first things first I'll talk order specifics. The order had to be shipped internationally out of Germany and overseas, so I took a bit of a risk but I'm glad I did. The stealth was adequate, I doubt you'd ever run into any problems there. The price was surprisingly on point, at $10, including shipping. And let me tell you, it's worth far more than that. Vender communication was quick and thorough, he provided means of contact, shipping details and more. He even offers a guide for first time DMT trippers, which I declined to use but still. Friendly guy. Edit: girl*

On to the fun part...

So I picked this product up awhile back just waiting for the right time to use it. I took that time to really research DMT, on sites like DMT-Nexus, the DMT subreddit and others. I learned that DMT is a much more spiritual experience than other psychedelics I was used to such as LSD and shrooms. It's natural and safe, but it is POWERFUL. I'm not sure I quite grasped that at first but I sure as hell do now.

Well finally the perfect time came. It was Friday night, and I was throwing a party at my house. It ended up being a great night, me and all my friends we're having some drinks and blasting the music. We had our girls over and we were dancing. To be honest I probably should've gotten more sleep that night but whatever it was enough. And I didn't get a hangover which was what I was worried about.

I woke up that morning around 9am, cleaned up my house and kicked everyone but 3 of my good friends out. Me and my good friend from college J were the ones tripping. We spent about an hour or so just getting everything we needed ready. We made a gravity bong, split the 125mg into two doses of 60mg each. Convinced our pothead friend to smoke a bunch of weed so we could use the ash. Then we set everything up outside on my balcony. For the middle of winter it wasn't bad outside. Warm enough anyways. The sun was shining, beautiful day hardly any clouds at all.

First, we covered the bottom of our bowl with a light layer of ash. I then poured my dose of DMT on top of that and covered it again with another layer of ash.

In the moments before I took that hit, I choked. I looked over and told my friend how I was feeling - that now that we're all here and everything is ready to go I'm a little nervous. I expressed concerns that LSD, my drug of choice, would never feel as good again. I told him I was nervous because I had absolutely no idea what to expect minus what I've read online.

Calmly, J placed his hand on his shoulder and looked me in my eyes. In such a reassuring and caring tone, he said: "don't worry. Everything will be okay." My eyes left his and turned towards the pipe sitting in front of me... I nodded in agreement. That was all I needed to hear.

I took 2-3 minutes to exercise deep breathing. The air entering my nostrils, exhaling through my mouth. I imagined in my head my favorite meditation imagery, a clean, empty beach at night, with the waves crashing in. With each gust of air I pushed out, I imagined I was exhaling my worries, my fears, my expectations off into the distant ocean - never to be seen again.

Slowly, I opened my eyes. I grabbed the lighter next to me and flicked it once in front of my face - "I'm ready," I said to myself. I lit the bowl and slowly pulled upwards. Removed the bowl and exhaled once more. I placed my lips on the opening and inhaled steadily while pushing my face downwards.

I held a large amount of smoke in my body for about 3-5 seconds and exhaled as slowly as I could, followed by a slight cough. It was easy enough to smoke, I've coughed far harder on weed tokes before.

The last thought I had to myself was "okay, so now what?"

Then INSTANTLY it all just HIT me. I remember my eyes opening all the way in shock, then I sat bolt upright and gasped for air. For what must've been a millisecond I thought I was dying. That's the only thing that could really induce this much shock. But then immediately after I just felt this calm saturate everything I've ever known, this overwhelming warmth and content vibration that took over both my body and mind. It told me that Everything is going to be perfectly fine, just like J said. That everything is mean't to be.

I still had my eyes open at this point, and I remember it just being quiet. So quiet. You could hear a pin drop. My friend next to me mentioned something about music, probably asking if he should put some on, and all I could manage to utter was "Music" and nodded my head like yes definitely put that shit on.

My jaw was completely open as I stared at the wide open field in front of me in awe and wonder. It was at this point that I began officially hallucinating. The image of a goddess quickly faded into my field of vision in front of me, the likes of "Shiva" if you google image search that. She had a four or six arms and dreadlocks for hair. She was using two arms to interlock her hands in front of her, the other 4 arms were waving about behind her. She was dancing, at a much faster pace than the music we were all listening to. She had her knees bent and was just dancing in a tribal manner, using her locked hands to spin in circles and sway side to side. Almost as if at some tribal bonfire celebration.

According to my friends, it was at this point that tears started running down my face. My mouth was still wide open in awe and amazement, but tears were steadily running down my face. Behind the goddess, up in the clear blue sky were several swirling vortexes of color. They changed direction every few seconds or so and were growing fractal patterns all around them.

At some point during this experience, I closed my eyes. To be perfectly honest, I don't remember this part whatsoever. I just know that CEVs were much more intense than my OEVs. And it felt more like a "place" than an experience.

I opened my eyes once more and looked back at the open field in front of me. The colors were so beautiful. I can describe the colors as peaking on the largest and most intense acid trip you'd ever take. It was literally watercolour, colors were just running down surfaces like liquid pastels. Reality felt more like a dream than anything else.

I looked over and saw my friend taking his hit, and at this point I felt another interesting vibe. I felt a strong bond with him, I felt like "wow, he's going to be here with me."

According to my pothead friend we were only out for 3 and a half minutes or so, but it felt like ages. There was definitely still an afterglow to the experience, especially in a sensory perspective. But my thoughts were perfectly sober.

Later we both were discussing our experiences. His trip seemed to be much different than mine, he said he didn't see any gods or goddesses, but it was still incredibly intense. We both agreed on the "watercolour" visuals, that were so unique. We also agreed that the entire experience felt so familiar, we felt that we had seen and been to this place before. And lastly we both felt a strong bond and connection resulting from the experience.

Overall, it was nothing short of incredible. DMT is an incredible experience, but a powerful one not to be taken lightly. Noumena is a friendly vender offering undoubtedly quality product. I'll be placing a much larger order in the near future.


Comments


[3 Points] MitalikaSucks:

Noumena rocks and her DMT rocks too


[2 Points] boredtbh:

Hmm she seems like an outstanding vendor and I was really excited to try DMT aswell but my order hasn't arrived yet after a bit over 2 weeks sadly. She said if it doesn't arrive tomorrow we'll work something out tho so I hope I'll finally get to try DMT soon


[1 Points] boysitsbubbles:

Great review, thanks!


[1 Points] psylocibicus:

Nice review. Note that you probably wasted a lot of DMT by not keeping it in for at least 10 seconds (15 sec is recommended). 60mg is a really high dose.

BTW, what color is it? I got some of her's Dream Sand, and it is more ivory-yellow than white. Wondering if I got the Dessert Dream instead.

Cheers :)


[1 Points] None:

That was one of the most beautiful trip reviews I have read in a while good job!


[1 Points] ChasingTracers:

thanks for the trip report. ive had my eyes on Noumena for a little while ill prob pull the trigger on that sometime soon. $10 for 125mg is a no brainer


[1 Points] None:

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[1 Points] None:

Are you in the US how long did it take to arrive? I was thinking about giving her a go. I usually use DTRH. But he's no where to be found and I hear Noumena has the best :)