Tinfoil Hat Tuesday!

Bust out your tinfoil hats and let's gather together to post all of the crazy conspiracy theories and alarm ringing FUD that we possibly can!


Comments


[14 Points] Unsecurethrowaway0:

Jet fuel can't melt steel xannys


[8 Points] c_o_s_2:

This is for you /u/slablabs. I want my QP you bastard! And please, seriously, can you explain at all wtf is up between you and Colorado? Did you two ever have any contact privately like they claim? Any response besides "lol" would be appreciated since the situation is so bizarre.

What are the chances of an old scammer coming out of nowhere to specifically attack your reputation (and yours alone) followed immediately by complaints of multiple missing FE'd $1,750 orders over two weeks late? One would think that in your situation you would be determined to prove the accusations false ASAP rather than decide you forgot how printers, vacuum sealers, and the mail system work. You have ignored every request for a serious comment about your alleged ties to this former vendor turned scammer.

I also have another request: timestamp a photo of the product within the next 48 hours. I want to see proof of these many ounces of shatter you claim to have in your possession and I bet I am not alone.

Right now /u/colorado_the_scammer looks to be 100% accurate in their warning that you are a scammer and you seem to have resigned to accepting the end of your exit scam with less loot than you hoped for because someone of note called you out and ruined it all.

Until you set the record straight, I choose to believe this theory.

I title this theory: A Tale of Two Scammers by M. Night Shyamalan

/u/colorado_the_scammer isn't the same person that was primarily in charge of the Colorado account but merely an old employee that still had the private key. They are unable to provide proof of having any dox despite having access to the private key, sounds like an employee or co-worker with partial data access only. They can't even access the real reddit account Colorado used. Obviously they don't have all the keys to the castle or they would love to prove us wrong by the way they act.

I know CO kept addresses because they were able to ship orders to me without needing the address since they had it on file from weeks and months ago every time (claimed they needed to keep all info for disputes or something). Maybe CO fucked this employee somehow by ruining a very profitable vending account and keeping everything for themselves, putting his helpers out of work. My crazy 5 am theory is /u/colorado_the_scammer was actually someone that knew CO irl calling out Colorado who is actually slablabs now. Maybe the crazy story about slablabs and Colorado "working together" until one didn't pay the other was a sort of half-truth based on reality.

There was no way that account was run by a single person, the order volume had to be outrageous as the most popular bud vendor on Agora for a while. I also remember pictures of their huge grow they showed at one point. The entire operation could not have been just one person. On top of all of this, I distinctly remember CO could not ship certain items together because they were located in different places, this means CO practically HAD to be more than one person since they were shipping from completely different places hours apart all in the same day (while seemingly always being on reddit too).

CO knew very well from experience exit scamming the first time that the majority of customers will FE to save a few dollars as long as your recent feedback is clean so this time around they went bigger. Instead of suggesting FE for free shipping, they just required it outright and made the listing prices the lowest in town. People will FE to save $10 on shipping so why not FE to save $300 or so? And what better time than a period of new and untrusted marketplaces to get people to leave their coins with the vendor instead of the market?

Slablabs is the main person that was running the Colorado account and has simply crafted a second exit scam, more blatant this time with FE only bulk. The prices are the lowest because they are quite literally "too good to be true" to maximize the FE count. "The real" CO certainly has/had the resources to both source bulk concentrates and sell them at or near cost while they build a customer base to scam again. The purpose of the slablabs account was always a planned scam from the start.

Slablabs is also stalling exactly in the same manner CO did on reddit and seems to be sending out "some" packs so people will run to reddit saying they are legit while the FE keeps coming in for expensive listings.

Compare the writing styles of the three known reddit accounts verified with the Colorado PGP key:

/u/Colorado_Vend

/u/_Colorado_

/u/Colorado_the_scammer

Same person writing on all three accounts or does one seem different to you?

The biggest hole in my theory, besides being a very convoluted drunken rambling, is why wouldn't the person that knows CO in real life just tell us the true story? Why make up a story as insane and hard to believe as the actual truth? Maybe "the real" CO doesn't know who exactly /u/colorado_the_scammer is and the whistleblower wants to keep it that way by not saying anything that would expose their identity?


[3 Points] Floofy-Cat:

Chicken eggs are a perfect cheap superfood the knowledge of which powerful forces in the food industry (beef barons) suppressed by sponsoring research producing false claims about cholesterol levels and the need to limit intake.


[3 Points] None:

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[2 Points] DEA_Agent_John:

I have a theory that through the past 12-13 years seems to be true. So TheEconomist1 may actually be a DEA agent turned mexican cartel smuggler. The DEA found out what he was doing so he killed them all and decided to start secretly run the DEA and hire all new agent(me). He then created this sub that he can track down everyone on here and thats how the potatoe is roasted. Now dont get me right he could a great guy but from what it seems to be he may actually be smuggling foe the DEA


[2 Points] octomarvel:

Burps are just misguided farts.


[2 Points] Sofakingcoolstorybro:

October in California is Christmas for everyone in the know. Get ready for a lot of new vendors to sell concentrates and bud at a cheap price. Then watch them all disappear, spent some time with some big growers and this is what they do. Just a heads up!


[2 Points] RectumToucher:

I have a theory, and at this point it is only a theory, but I have reason to believe that BlueViking is an African Jew and not to be trusted.


[2 Points] Nick-Rivers:

So the newly elected Canadian Prime Minister has already vowed to legalize marijuana. So how soon will the CIA kill him?


[1 Points] samwhiskey:

The new Star Wars movie will suck worse than the prequels. Crying shame.