Sobering Up Sunday!

Now that you're sobering up from your DNM-fueled weekend, come tell us about your hijinks! A mod will give their favorite story each week a month of Reddit gold and a little something else which is a surprise! Winners may not disclose the surprise or they'll have it taken back. Curious what it is? You'll have to win to find out.


Comments


[23 Points] IDontSellXanniesNoMo:

Your first mistake was assuming I slept and am sobering up


[7 Points] DruggieKitten:

I had to "work" today. If you know what i mean. Poor me. Sad kitty had to work. :(

...Yeah, had to spend 2 hours mailing drugs. Poor me. Such hard work...


[5 Points] throwaway191341:

i like weed


[5 Points] None:

I moved into an Oxford house (type of sober house) 3-4 months ago, and I've been high as fuck the whole time. I've been using DCK, O-PCE, Tianeptine, and U-47700 all under the noses of the 6 other guys I live with. ive been president of this house for the last 2 months, basically running this place; getting 12-panal drug tests, talking to the landlord etc. I get 1 pack a week, sometimes 2 and I don't understand how these guys haven't caught on that I'm using DNM. Like c'mon mate, I get priority mail all the bloody time! I'm probably going to keep this ludicrous act up entire time I'm in this house. There was even a point where a vendor had sent me 3-MeO-PCP mistakenly instead of some U-47700. I dosed up and knew straight away what it was, and that stuff made my piss hot for PCP. But being the president I danced around the drug tests like a mad man. After the weekly house meetings we pick from a deck of cards and whomever has the lower card has to take a drug test. When I knew I was going to fail for PCP I set the deck and I got kings and aces for 3 weeks in a row. Everyone here is none the wiser! I don't want to sound cocky, but this is too easy lads!


[2 Points] None:

Geta strat my monday z if u kniw what I men


[1 Points] snooduser:

rolled hard this weekend.


[1 Points] GotMeSomeAlpandMDMA:

Shit was I supposed to be sober today? Whelp looks like I blew that one hard.