Remember that time you spent some extra coin to get what was advertised as "Best Fire on the Dark Net" and it turned out to be dried out, compact, stepped on twigs with green leaves fully attached? I do. The vendors I'm throwing under the bus are...
Doritos: GDP x Girl Scout Cookies - Really???? The pictures taken by other people must have confused packs and took pictures of someone elses weed. What do you expect for $180 though.
GucciBuds: Fruity Pebbles - More like nutrient burnt weed, brown leaves gross tasting smoke.. Again I deserved this for buying from someone who obviously uses emoji and exaggeration in their listing titles.
NW-Nugz - Top Shelf (forgot strain) completely un remarkable smell, looks and airy. Would never return. $300 better flushed down the toilet. I've had way better for far less.
ZeltasGarden - Ghost OG - Underweight, long shipping time, hardened nugs, unappetizing harshness, lacking smell, outdoor quality. Yet people still order from Zeltas?
Shouts to the good vendors: rocketship, sun-tzu, weednation, eastcoastcollective, ogbryan, cultmadeline, cannaxpress000, medibuds, itewqq, BlueSkiesRedEyes no particular order aside from how recently I've ordered from them Guaranteed anyone on this list will provide a good value and reliable transaction as opposed to the shit list.
I figured Zeltas wouldn't be good. They only ship certain days. So I put an order in on one of their shipping days and they didn't even login. They then messaged me a day or two later and told me they weren't able to ship until another day, and my order just auto declined because they never confirmed or shipped it. I thought they'd probably have a shit ton of weed just laying around, since they're never available to even sell it.