[Vendor Review] HoS Michael Divine Bicyle Day Parade Print 150ug LSD

This was my first order on the DNM! After lurking for what seemed like forever, I decided that HouseofSpirit would be best for me. I ordered a ten strip of the Michael Divine Bicyle Day Parade Print 150ug Berkeley Silver which was about 0.11 bitcoins after shipping. That comes out to about $65 USD at the time of writing.

Communication 5/5 After sending HoS my PGP encrypted address, she sent me back what I guess was a standard message intended for her clients. No communication was necessary, but the message was a nice touch that told me a little bit about how the transaction would proceed. Regular updates also made this transaction very smooth.

Shipping 4/5 The order was packed a day after ordered, and shipped another day after that. I waited a total of eight days for my order to reach me, and this included two non-business days. If I had received my order in three to four business days, then this would be a 5/5.

Stealth 5/5 LSD is already a very stealthy product, but I was very pleased and amused by the stealth that HoS put into this. I won't go into any specifics, but if you live with your parents or other people who disapprove of LSD, then they could go through this stealth and not even know anything was there.

Product 5/5 This was my second trip, my first being some street LSD a friend convinced me was "125-ish Micrograms, bro". I decided to pop two of these tabs under my tongue the day I received them. Within an hour the room was breathing and the carpet was moving. I sat on the couch and was amazed by the things I was seeing. Then I decide to close my eyes. Oh god, the visuals! I cannot really describe them, except as MC Escher contraptions combined with abstract Michael Divine art. I eventually felt something within me, and decided to meditate. I did that for the first hour or two.

After that a friend and I went on an adventure to the park. The most striking thing was the colors; my friend wore a bright neon yellow shirt that was emanating the bright intensity of the sun. I found it very pleasant. Beyond that the colors and textures of objects around me changed constantly, but they were always bright and enjoyable. After hanging at the park, we decided to journey to get some milkshakes. This involved walking across town, but so long as my friend was with me, we were invincible! We talked about life and stuff, and I tried to explain to him how my perspective was distorted. For example, everytime we would cross the street, time would slow down, and it seemed like the simple act became a gigantic epic. I don't think I really got my meaning through to him, but it was what ever.

When we finally arrived at the milkshake place, I tried to read the menu. I say I tried, but the letters were moving around as if in a soup. I found that if I concentrated I could form the words on the menu, but I really enjoyed the visual effect. Another thing I noticed was the detail on everyones' faces. Up until now, I avoided most people who I did not already know. But when I went to order, the cashiers face was so full of detail. It was like watching life in HD, except I was living it.

After getting our milkshakes, we walked home. I did not try to eat it until we got there, as I found walking and crossing busy streets to be difficult enough. But once I did eat it, it was like an orgasm for my mouth! I took turns eating and staring at the carpet, which became a desert as I looked on it. In this desert a tiny civilization of tiny people progressed from nomads, to subsistence farmers, to a small town, to a powerful civilzation, to nothing more than ruins.

After that I stood up to throw away my milkshake, and I noticed patterns all over my skin. It was like someone had taken a tattoo gun and used my skin as a canvas. It looked cool.

Shortly thereafter another friend came over and we played geometry wars into the early morning. After they went to sleep I had come off the high and was sitting in the afterglow. I could not sleep, so I meditated on some important matters. I figured some things out about what I should do regarding the future, and then went to sleep.

The trip lasted from about 7 PM - 9 AM. About 14 hours. It was a fun experience that I seek to do again after my tolerance wares off.


Comments


[2 Points] SpectrumX:

I'm not sure how those compare to her 150ug Alex Grey prints but I did two of those a couple weeks ago and there's no way I'd be able to do everything you did. Even in my room there were some overwhelming times! But sounds like a good trip!


[1 Points] gg3ico:

lol man you should have posted the trip report as a separate post under it, but good shit bro. I'm waiting on an order from meatball right now and I'll probably be reviewing that by Wednesday.

Great to hear you're order went well though! I definitely want to check out HoS soon considering all the good things I've been hearing lately.


[1 Points] RabbleRabble24:

I've heard about hos quite often and as I am trying to wait for BlueViking to finish his site I'm getting impatient haha. Which site is hos on? I typically use agora.


[1 Points] Tastingtrees:

I've found HoS's stealth for LSD to be quite imaginative as well, I almost didn't find it one time.


[0 Points] SgtFaecesProcessor:

You went from 125ug to 300ug? Glad you enjoyed it but that does sound a bit foolish.