Moronic Monday - your weekly stupid questions thread!

Hey /r/DarkNetMarkets, it is time for Moronic Monday!

Post your questions here - stupid or otherwise - to get an answer. Anyone can post a question and the community as a whole is invited and encouraged to provide an answer. Many questions get submitted late each week that don't get a lot of action, so if your question didn't get answered before, feel free to post it again.

If you are a noob, check out our comprehensive FAQ; it is essentially a guide for buying from a DarkNet Market. You may also find it helpful to take a look at our informative community posts, which are full of valuable information and tips.

We do ask that you refrain from abusing noobs in this thread. Remember that everyone had to start somewhere.

Also, please refrain from asking sourcing questions or vendor recommendations in this thread. Those posts will be removed.

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Comments


[11 Points] ForLol_Serious:

A cop saw me punch myself in the face and I got arrested for assault and disorderly conduct. WTF is this bullshit.


[7 Points] JesusDoesLSD:

So when are my Asian hookers coming in? Jesus & I planned this party two weeks ago and the Asian hookers are still in transit. Vendor is dat_ass_23 if anybody has any experience.


[4 Points] straightcompton123:

Why are mushroom edibles so damn expensive?!?!


[3 Points] Ferbel:

Are there vaporizers that can burn flower, liquid and wax? If so, what are some of the good ones?


[2 Points] None:

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[1 Points] RIP_Meth_9000:

Where the hell is /u/Theeconomist1???? Paranoid tweaker minds want to know.....Bahahahahaaaaaaa!!!!!!


[1 Points] None:

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[1 Points] YayConnoisseur:

I have been spoiled by the high quality of blow in South America. I have been disappointed/ripped off with street stuff in the States so many times and have finally turned to the DNM.

But despite my attempts at researching first, I have been let down thrice now by the markets. My latest disappointment was with TopTierDrugs who admitted that his last batch was subpar.

C0rnerst0re is currently out/gone. I am hearing iffy stuff on FishWithScales, Mastery, MajorKey, etc. I do not want to waste another couple hundred bucks in the search of decent yay. Please point me in the right direction...


[1 Points] UK-FBA:

Is there a better option for a Darknet noob due to them being in the UK?


[1 Points] Outsourcedtouranus:

On average, how's longs it take for a package to get you your house? Could you pay a vendor to do next day delivery?