ASK Hank... So I don't have to read every post to answer your halfwit questions

Not an IAMA Boss. . .

This is about you guys. Well its primarily about me. In giving me less to do when I set you all right about how to get out of your jams and other general advice. But its a little bit about you guys. But... just don't fucking go on about it though. Alright?


Comments


[4 Points] izza123:

Why do bad things happen to good people?


[5 Points] throwaway8089078:

I need money.

How would an an aspiring young go-getter such as myself get into the manwhoring field?

Can man subsist on manwhoring alone?


[3 Points] octomarvel:

Hank... Why you no international deliver? You n redbook could own the world. Just think of it. Knowing mods addresses and feeling like the Heidi Fleiss of the meth world, or at very least, Jared Fogle in a Subway store like a week ago.

Plus you could sometimes end introspective posts with "the world is yours".

=)


[3 Points] None:

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[4 Points] MDMangel:

Dear Hank, will meth make me horny?


[2 Points] None:

If you were fucking a chick with a rape fetish, but she said she likes it to feel real and dangerous, are you down or nah? Let's assume she pinky promised not to file a lawsuit and then did that thing you like. You know which one. You love that shit.


[3 Points] Theeconomist1:

Are we just friends? Or more?


[3 Points] Vendor_BBMC:

Its not like you to start a thread? Did you get some coke from somewhere?

I've got a question. What was the last video you watched that gave you a hard-on?


[3 Points] neo_deckard:

Hank, my order went wrong with you on Nucleus. Sent you messages about this on OCT 8th 00:38:23 and 10th 18:28:34. Could you have a quick look at them?

Cheers.


[2 Points] None:

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[2 Points] awayweegoagain:

So what's the big secret?


[2 Points] The_Grid_Is_Up:

How do you check the properties of a flesh culture without the enzyme reacting with the protein in the flesh and exploding? I've tried it like 6 times, but it blows up every time...


[2 Points] None:

Hank, sir, a final question.

I've nearly finished the last half oz of meth I purchased on AlphaBay, and I want to get more but I am trying to lose weight and keep toned up so I was wondering if there was like a diet meth or something like that that you may have heard of somewhere?

I think meth is pretty fattening normally and again I want to do the meth AND not be fat, I do not like to choose between two things that I want equally.

Can you help? How do you maintain that greek god like physique with all that calorie-laden meth you do?


[1 Points] MDMangel:

Hank... when we die, what happens to us? Hank... why is water wet? Hank... why do we love you so much?


[1 Points] None:

How many candy corns can fit inside a gallon jug?


[1 Points] pawns4mons:

I KNOW IM A BIT LATE TO THE PARTY BUT DEAR HANK I HAVE QUESTION!!!!

I fucking LOVE crystal meth i BELIEVE Shabu is actually a Shinto kami of some kind and I am Poor with no money and no Formal training in chemistry, but I've been reading uncle fester and drug chemistry on the internet since I was 12 years old.

HOW DO I BECOME THE COOK?????

DO I just buy some susy pills and order a FB flask off amazon and use a high-frequency induction stove top to heat it or should I get an actual good heating stirplate and a ground glass distillation kit like it says in total synthesis II??

I am willing to devote my entire life to learning how to make all the drugs properly.


[1 Points] None:

Do you think squirrels live in trees because they can't afford houses? Also, if you have any advise on how clean cum off of a Volkswagen Jetta's wind shield wipers... It'd be appreciated.


[1 Points] Idonu:

Hank, will you buy me a cake?


[1 Points] sillysally11:

How much for that ass?


[1 Points] None:

what did I just stumble iinto?


[1 Points] In_Russia_Drugs_Do_U:

Dear hank, why are the alphabets in the order that they are? Is it because it's a song?!


[1 Points] None:

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[0 Points] cocamadness:

How much meth do you think you've smoked in your entire life?


[0 Points] Hendrixisthebest:

I got question(s).

Is my style of writing really so Dawson's Creek? And if so, is that why you are reluctant to chat and make casual comments on IM? Or are you still busy being unwell? :)


[0 Points] None:

What the fuck Hank, I mean really, what the FUCK?

I mean seriously, could you please just tell me what is going on? I just dont know any more, I really just don't know


[-1 Points] None:

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