DETAILED CHECKBOX | |
Vendor Name/Marketplace: |
wizkid_the_plug on AlphaBay |
Product/s reviewed: |
1G SAMPLE CLEAN UNCUT COCAINE 90% LV STAMP |
International?: |
(list countries) Within EU |
Vendor requires FE?: |
NO |
Price before shipping: |
38€ |
Incentives for Review?: |
NO |
Shipping cost : |
FREE |
Customer Service: | pick one below with an "x" like this: [x] |
[X]+5 |
Superb: Polite, prompt, ensures satisfaction |
[ ]+4 |
Good: Professional, exhibits customer care |
[ ]+3 |
Satisfactory: Adequate responses, resolved issue |
[ ]+2 |
Marginal: Subpar communication, partial resolution |
[ ]+1 |
Bad: Poor communication, no resolution |
[ ]+0 |
Awful: Abusive responses, no resolution |
Product Quality: | pick one below |
[X]+5 |
Highest purity - highly potent |
[ ]+4 |
Mostly pure - potent |
[ ]+3 |
Minor cut or impurity - strong |
[ ]+2 |
Cut and/or impure - medium to weak |
[ ]+1 |
Almost entirely cut - very weak |
[ ]+0 |
Possibly bunk - no effect |
Processing Speed: | pick one below |
[X]+5 |
Processed & marked shipped in 24hrs |
[ ]+4 |
Processed & marked shipped in 48 hrs |
[ ]+3 |
Processed & marked shipped in 72 hrs |
[ ]+2 |
Package is late |
[ ]+1 |
Package is very late |
[ ]+0 |
Never received package |
Price Value: | pick one below |
[X]+5 |
Excellent - great value & low cost |
[ ]+4 |
Moderate - worthy value & fair cost |
[ ]+3 |
At-market - neither good nor bad |
[ ]+2 |
Below-market - so-so value, high cost |
[ ]+1 |
Exorbitant - low value, excessive cost |
[ ]+0 |
Rip-off - little-to-no value, unjustified cost |
Stealth & OpSec: | check all that apply |
[ ]+1 |
Vacuum-sealed |
[ ]+1 |
Mylar/non-porous container |
[X]+1 |
Decoy/misdirection |
[ ]+1 |
Low package profile |
[ ]+1 |
Good OpSec/PGP |
TOTAL: | 100% |
You may have noticed that @wizkid_the_plug is getting a lot of hype around the forums, and he really deserves it.
I don't even know where to begin. This guy is a wizard, literally.
I placed my order on Sunday night (you can see my posts here when I was asking him if he will ship it the next day even if I order after 8pm, which he quickly replied and said that yes) Unfortunately orders that've been supposed to be sent on monday got shipped on tuesday as wizkid informed us. I was quite sad because I was hoping it would arrive to Thursday's party (today) but didn't really care. To my surprise I had a pack waiting for my in my mailbox today. So it took ONLY 2 DAYS to come to Eastern Europe. Fucking incredible.
Fastforward to today.
Okay thursday party is over. All the coke is now gone. It lasted the whole night for around 5-6 people. I was the only one among the people who had a good cocaine previously, the others only tried street coke which is really shitty here (i guess you're lucky if you get something around 30%). They were blown away. No strong need to re-dose quickly, people were not aggresive, everyone was just chilled out enjoying the smoothness of the lines I prepared for them. I recommend hotplating this coke, as it was quite hard to break apart some of the rocks. After hotplating it was just perfect - fluffy shiny, exactly as you want it.
What does it mean if coke is hard to break up or if it's soft?