I was retarded and FE'd on a 500 pack of bars. After sending payment there has been zero communication from him or his reseller plant_success. Tracing the BTC I found a large 51.4 BTC transfer. Looks like he made off with ~$40 grand.
Do not order from TheGeniusBar or plant_success. (They might even be the same person, their posts look nearly identical.)
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