[Vendor Review] Zoolander Shatter w/ Pictures

Vendor: Zoolander (http://k5zq47j6wd3wdvjq.onion/profile/20859)

Market: Evolution

Product: 6g of Dispensary Shatter(C Labs, TerpX, WMconcentrates, The Lab, Mahatma)(http://k5zq47j6wd3wdvjq.onion/listing/34214)

Price: $55/g

Photos: https://www.anonimg.com/img/4ee7efd8ee34be92060081b8abbda366.jpg https://www.anonimg.com/img/a5e1efead011053797c3a492ae6c0382.jpg

Onto the review, this is the best Shatter on the market out of all I have tried. I have ordered from over 4 vendors. itweqq, GreenMountainMan, WilliamShatner, cultmadeline being the big name ones. This stuff is so potent, and well purged its actual legitimate shatter. It comes sealed in the original lab packaging with all the strain information and jazz.

Shipping: Ordered on a Friday, received on the following Monday. Incredibly fast shipping and dropping. Very pleased with the shipping speed. Since USPS is generally good for 2 day to me, that means Zoolander dropped the pack and it was picked up the same day that I ordered on.

Stealth: Stealth was fairly decent, 2 vac seals and then a MBB on the outside. I wish there was a visual barrier, but its domestic and won't really make or break a shipment.

Product: This stuff is incredibly fire. I got 6 grams of this stuff, with 5 unique strains. You don't get to pick strains, but I don't like the same flavor all the time so now I can switch it up quite often. I'm sure some will be better then others, but this is the best on the DNMs. The main thing I am looking for is an actual Shatter that is purged to medical expectations, and this is it. The photos speak for themselves, no bubbles and its clear and clean. I will never order Shatter from a different vendor ever again. They arrive still sealed in the lab packaging, what else can you ask for?

Communication: Contacted Zoolander once or twice, all received responses in under 5 hours. One was even sent during the night. They are very quick, to the point and very polite.


Comments


[10 Points] 1ReviewReviewer1:

But why male models?


[4 Points] meathead_rob_lowe:

Zoolander has the best gear on DNM's imo. Nobody's home made stuff is going to touch the lab grade. Now if only zoo would list strains and allow us to pick and to me he'd be the undisputed champion!


[2 Points] None:

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[2 Points] None:

I laso gt zoolander's Banan White Widows and I'm loovin' ittt..


[1 Points] iDillyDaily:

Does he do ANY price cuts on quantity or is this the AS1KG of concentrates? lol


[1 Points] sellingdrugsprivate:

anyone tried the live resin from acidtripsandbongrips on agora

its 100 a g and FE only , better be worth it lol