Anyone else just laugh when they see the post van?

I mean, it used to be you'd need to meet some dodgy guy down a back alley but now you just order online and wait on the post man.

I sometimes just look out the window and think "damn, he doesn't even know he's carrying some damn serious gear in his little satchel."

DNM are the best thing that's happened to the drug scene.


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[125 Points] None:

Snowed 6 inches last night and my mail guy came through today with chains on his tires to deliver me drugs. Would a street dealer do that? I think not.


[26 Points] tormut2:

At this point when I see any reference to USPS in real life I feel like I'm in on an inside joke and the idea of using mail in a non-drug context seems like a novel idea


[23 Points] samwhiskey:

My mail lady is the best. Real nice and delivers good drugs.


[21 Points] None:

Every time I see a truck I think to my self "there goes the plug"


[15 Points] None:

Made quite the significant error with my address once however my postman STILL managed to get it to me. He is a brother for life. Doing god's work.


[16 Points] joeay:

As a former postie, I now often wonder how many of the envelopes I posted contained some banging acid or how many parcels had some top gear vacuum sealed in with some inconspicuous stealth.

It also gave me an insight into how it travels through the system. If anyone wants a quick AMA from an ex-UK postman, let me know :)


[8 Points] None:

Yes. Every time my postman coming I just open up my door, stand there and laugh at him until he leaves.


[6 Points] Santuse:

20 years later: local Fedex man stopped for carrying an entire truckload of drugs. Suspect in question says he was just delivering them for his job, but the dea says otherwise. The investigation continues while the dea takes the drugs to determine their potency.


[7 Points] Bunteknete:

So true :) I dont think I would have been able to get some LSD without DNM - let alone some very gooood LSD! <3


[5 Points] None:

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[6 Points] MrGangGreen:

When that van comes rolling by I turn into Pavlovs drug addicted dog


[6 Points] poppabeer:

This kind of hubris is dangerous, OP.


[3 Points] ChunkThisShit:

I swear it's like Christmas every time


[3 Points] Oldwisewoman:

I wonder if the mailmen ever get bored and try to figure out which people on their route are probably receiing DNM packages via them. You know the younger ones (or even older) have heard about DNMs after the Silk Road debacle. And you know they know the general idea of how it works and that they're essentially mules for DNM dealings. I wonder if mailmen chuckle, when they deliver a Priority package every 2 weeks and the occasional Express package to a home that sometimes has someone peeking out the blinds/curtains and sometimes has a young guy/girl casually hanging around outside smoking a cigarette/talking on mobile phone/getting the newspaper coincidentally right when they're delivering the mail.


[2 Points] None:

"That's my boy"


[1 Points] Mw3Slut:

There the best middle men or women in the biz


[1 Points] None:

I don't laugh but I crack an invisible whip and say " bring me my drugs bitch "


[1 Points] lordalpha:

I always pray for every postmen, post van, post office I saw. Good people may they have long live and keep doing the postal service


[1 Points] xscrumpyx:

I love you