Sobering Up Sunday!

Now that you're sobering up from your DNM-fueled weekend, come tell us about your hijinks! A mod will give their favorite story each week a month of Reddit gold and a little something else which is a surprise! Winners may not disclose the surprise or they'll have it taken back. Curious what it is? You'll have to win to find out.


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[10 Points] ShadowClones:

I wake up at 9 AM, open up my side drawer and pull out my sheet of acid. I tear off a 10 strip, get ready, eat some breakfast, then drive to my friend's house. Sit around and drink some beers, then at around 11 AM I decided It's time to drop. Our plan was to go into the mountains, set up a little picnic and have a great time. On a 10 strip it's not as simple as that.

Since my friend was driving I decided to drop before we started to drive. Our designated spot was only a 15 minute drive. After about 15 minutes I do feel something but It's probably placebo. We get there and there's a group of people where we were going to chill. Probably around 8 people, we weren't going to let these punk ass bitches ruin our time so we decide to go out and setup anyways.

The second I get out I get a big whiff of weed. It was pretty obvious these kids were smoking some of that marijuana. We setup near them ( at this point these kids are staring at us thinking we're going to murder them or something ) not going to lie, it was pretty awkward and it was probably a mistake doing this so close to them, oh well, my friend had already took his acid so it was a little too late to go back.

About 10 minutes of sitting there of complete silence a kid bravely asked if we smoked, we both said yeah and they invited us to smoke with them ( lol ), these kids were probably 16 so I expected them to have some shit weed but it was actually pretty dank. We sit there talking with these kids for a little while when I start to actually feel it, right when I started to feel it I felt like I was peaking on 3 tabs, I was probably doing something weird because the kids asked what drugs I took. I admitted I had taken acid and they were pretty retarded saying they've done LSD but not acid, instead of giving them a lecture I told them that's cool.

Enough talking with these kids, I go over to our spot again and lay down on the blanket we brought. The blanket has these cool designs on it, I felt like I was melting into it, I was becoming the blanket. I felt my skin with my hand and my skin felt like it was the material of the blanket, really fuzzy and warm. I looked into the sky, it was dark purple, I knew I was on a high dose but for some reason nothing felt real, it felt like I could do anything and have no consequences, I could jump off the empire state building and survive. So I randomly told my friend to go fuck himself, we both burst out in laughter.

I felt like this wasn't actually my friend but a robot. I started getting paranoid thinking ever since I met him his mission was to get to know me and eventually kill me. I realized how retarded that was and lost that thought, I look over to where the kids were and they were gone. Weird, I asked my friend where those kids went, he followed up with, "What kids?". Right when he said that I got this weird chill down spine, I don't know if my friend was trying to scare me or if those kids were never there. Now thinking back I think my friend was just tripping too hard to remember, but when I ask him he still doesn't remember them (spooky).

After that I started to bad trip, all colors were darker, I even felt a presence, an evil presence. Nothing felt right, my friend was almost completely silent the whole time we were there. Me and my friend started to get hungry, we didn't bring any food for some reason. There was a Subway not too far, so we started to walk. At the time we thought it wasn't very far but it was actually at least a few miles away. We had to take some sketchy trail to get there.

My friend is one of those paranoid guys who if he hears or sees anything weird he will make it seem like a bigger deal than it actually is. He kept yelling, "holy shit! is that a ghost?". I know he is retarded so I ignored him whenever I heard him say that. But then I was thinking, What if he was actually seeing creepy shit. Then I started seeing creepy shit. Faces smirking at me in trees, faces in rocks, faces in the ground, there were these weird looking faces carved into everything I was looking at, my friend said something so retarded that I started laughing and all the faces vanished.

We could see cars on a road, which meant we were close to the Subway, we got onto the road and started walking up the hill, the subway is at the stop of the hill. While we were walking a car pulled over 10 feet ahead of us, It's a cop patrol car, both doors open and 2 police get out, me and my friend freeze and wait for them to walk to us, one of the cops is a woman and the other is some buff dude. They ask us what we're doing at this time of night, I had no clue what time it was, I told them we were going to get some food at the subway, they tell us it's closed. FUCK, we walked all this way to not get any food.

The police tell us a building was robbed and they're looking for the people who did it, obviously we weren't the ones. They ask us where we live, our names, blah blah blah. They offered us some donuts. Krispy Kreme donuts too, I couldn't decline. They handed us the box with the remaining donuts, and told us to have a good night. We felt like we struck oil. We started to walk all the way back to our spot, we lay down on the blanket and look up at the sky, we talked about our problems and had a great bonding experience. I feel like I learned more about my friend than I had learned in the past years I've known him. It was a great time, hope to have another soon :)


[7 Points] None:

i woke up today after a 41 hour lsd trip, in a city where my hotel certainly was not..or even a country where my hotel was not

i was staying outside of london on friday.. i woke up in paris on my own this morning sat on a bench.

now that was confusing


[2 Points] BornSinnersDNM:

There's no sobering up in America with Labor Day tomorrow. Lol