Sobering Up Sunday!

Now that you're sobering up from your DNM-fueled weekend, come tell us about your hijinks! A mod will give their favorite story each week a month of Reddit gold and a little something else which is a surprise! Winners may not disclose the surprise or they'll have it taken back. Curious what it is? You'll have to win to find out.


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[7 Points] None:

My IRL friends have learned the quality of the DNM MDMA. They dont know where I truly get it, but I started selling locally now and people are catching on. Last night a buddy hit me up after rolling and was telling me how blown away by the quality he was. Wanted more of it today haha. He also hooked me up with another buyer so I ended up doubling what I thought I was getting paid when I rolled by his house.

I think making the transition to ordering online was the right choice. Nice work /r/DarkNetMarkets . Youre the best!


[4 Points] octomarvel:

Cheeseburgers, bmx bikes & acid.

=)


[4 Points] ark1406:

Went to my uncles house this weekend, he lives in a big house in the middle of nowhere, lovely getaway place. A few hours after I arrived, I went out to the cabin and got a gun, machete and a nice cold beer. I'm no hunter, I was really only going on to get some alone time with some dank tree. Before I left, my uncle said watch out for em' fucking snakes boy, they're meaner than your mom. I chuckled and went North into the forest.

After about a 15 minute walk, I found a good place to setup. By "setup" I mean rip out my mini bong and have a good time. Again, I was no hunter. I brought the gun since the are is none for some diseased dogs. After a few big rips and some sips of my beer, I was in my happy spot, relaxed, all good.

I started hearing leaves rustling around, I paid no mind to it, I was too high and slight drunk and thought the fucking leaves aren't going to hurt me. That's when I heard hissing. I panicked, got up and turned around and saw a black snake, about two foot in length. Fuck, there goes my happy spot.

I didn't know what to do, so I did what anyone would do, I chucked my shoe at it and hit the bastard. I don't think this helped since he hissed even louder. If you ever had an encounter with a snake, you'd know they're fast, scary fast. At this point, the snake was a good two or three feet away from me. I grabbed my machete and starting swinging it in circles in front of me, I thought he wouldn't try and bite me if I swinged the blade like I was Kill Bill.

I was wrong.

It striked, looked like it was going for my upper thigh. I thought I was a dead man. But to my surprise, my aimless swinging hit the snake as it was trying to strike at me. This immediately dropped it to the floor, he was dazed so I took action. With my other foot (one with the shoe), I stepped on it's neck so it couldn't be mobile. I was in control.

I popped a bullet in my gun, aimed and put a bullet right through its head. Died instantly. I thought that was enough nature for me for the day, grabbed the dead snake and took It home to eat.

Survival of the fittest


[3 Points] yourbigbrony:

Got my first delivery last week. Gram of M from CF. I can't even believe this shit actually works! Lol. Me and the old lady had a GREAT time!


[3 Points] stankmutt:

terrible weekend. left the last of my fucking JoR 5 in my pants. at least the washing machine might have had a good time.


[2 Points] ag0risthooawayyfoe:

DNM fueled weekend hell yea! Took waaay too many bars, but had to work a shitload of hours friday, saturday, and today...and wake up at 4am (overslept my alarm so woke up at 5, luckily I got a ride though) a job is a job though

Gonna take some bars to work because I fucking hate my job (who doesnt hate their job?)

edit:popped idk how many more bars after work and gonna pop some more, fucking hate being on my feet all day


[2 Points] None:

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[2 Points] madaboutmda:

just tryin to resist doing the last little bit of my MDA. sellin the rest of my MDMA and restocking like yesterday fam!


[1 Points] GotMeSomeAlpandMDMA:

Fuck being sober. Go big or go home. Holy fuck it's Sunday what the hell happened? Are the weeks only 6 days long now?


[1 Points] 420krigeren:

Did 3 hits of acid thursday with a friend, ego loss. And ketamine bumps on the come down. That trip was crazy. Friday i do about a gram of ketamine split with my best friend, over the night. Saturday i do 150 mg oral 4-MeO-PCP with my best friend, that was really intense. Almost felt as if i was dreaming, but awake at the same time.


[1 Points] hintonehooch:

Just a chill weekend with my bf and some KarmaLab K. :)