Moronic Monday - your weekly stupid questions thread!

Hey /r/DarkNetMarkets, it is time for Moronic Monday!

Post your questions here - stupid or otherwise - to get an answer. Anyone can post a question and the community as a whole is invited and encouraged to provide an answer. Many questions get submitted late each week that don't get a lot of action, so if your question didn't get answered before, feel free to post it again.

If you are a noob, check out our comprehensive FAQ; it is essentially a guide for buying from a DarkNet Market. You may also find it helpful to take a look at our informative community posts, which are full of valuable information and tips.

We do ask that you refrain from abusing noobs in this thread. Remember that everyone had to start somewhere.

Also, please refrain from asking sourcing questions or vendor recommendations in this thread. Those posts will be removed.

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Comments


[13 Points] an_illegal_smile:

If you really want this reddit to be all about srs bsns, taking down the pink dancing dildo shemale header might be a good start. It was a funny April Fools joke, sure, for about five minutes. Now it's just irritating.


[4 Points] DatingFrog:

How do we stop all the Dream spam?


[5 Points] mice_rule_us_all:

I used nucleus a few weeks ago. Did it die?


[5 Points] None:

USPS sucks balls.


[4 Points] None:

Can I pickup a couple grams of mdma crush it put it in some pills and just make mad cash selling it as molly?


[3 Points] DEA-VAN-024:

What would be your go to candle company in terms of (price, potentcy, and something else to describe a candle). Girls see that 3 wick yankee candle and you are pretty much guaranteed some strange that night. However them bitches are expensive af so i'm looking for alternatives. What brand/scent are you rocking?


[1 Points] DuffyBrown69:

Noob on deck! It took me a while to get used to all the privacy requirements and obtaining bitcoins etc. The only melty thing is the pgp key as when its copied and pasted it seems to corrupt and not be recognised when it comes to decrypting. What shiz am i doing wrong?


[1 Points] BenzoBlotters:

How long should we expect to wait to hear back from mods regarding making a post so we can do a Giveaway? Or are those no longer allowed, even with mod approval? Until we hear back, we'll just update our post in the weekly deals thread.


[1 Points] Throwaway16632:

Is it safe to buy a profile on home WiFi?


[1 Points] throwaway65665679:

So I'm a New Zealander looking to start using DNM for a regular supply of pot but I've never doen this before.... is anyone able to help me in terms of somewhere reliable and safe? I'm also a bit sketchy about getting stuff sent into NZ because of our tight border controls... does anyone have experience with this? Thanks.


[1 Points] Helgren:

Alright, I'm trying to post a review and I can not for the life of me figure out where to actually hit he button to post. I know I have to read the rules and shit, but I did am still unable to post!


[1 Points] DaDarKnet:

anyone have experience with ordering to a hotel? Going to vegas in a few weeks and i don't want to deal with the tourist tax


[1 Points] None:

I know this belongs in DNM paranoia, but is it normal for a USPS number to not update for several days (and pass the expected delivery day)?


[1 Points] olapageht:

If I live in an apartment and buy drugs online (like an eighth to a quarter of weed at a time). Should I be worried that the package won't fit in my apartment sized mailbox?


[1 Points] smooziee:

how essential is surfing on TAILS?


[1 Points] None:

I really think review posts should be removed if they don't follow the mock (Pretty sure it's stickied.)