[Vendor Review] Pablo_Escobar Cocaine (Dec. 19, 2017 batch)

Vendor: Pablo_Escobar (Dec. 19, 2017 batch)

Vendors Markets: Dream Vendor Country: USA

Substance: Cocaine

Suspicious Effects:

Abnormal Color/Texture (Yes/No):

Suspected Adulterant:

Home Testing Done? Not at this time

Price: 3.5 grams for $215 or $61 per gram

Advertised purity: Columbian Coca

Picture: https://www.photoland.io/i/OjtRU

PLEASE: I RECEIVED A TEMPORARY BAN BECAUSE I INNOCENTLY RESPONDED TO SOMEONE'S BEST VENDOR QUESTION. DO NOT ASK ME WHO IS MY FAVORITE VENDOR. IT IS AGAINST THIS SUBS RULES. I HAD TO UNDERGO PAINFUL r /DARKNETMARKET WITHDRAWAL UNTIL I WAS REINSTATED.

Comment: Can't even spell Colombian correctly. What could have possibly made me get this? I laughed at the vendor's name the first few times I saw it. What self respecting vendor would choose that name? i must have been trick fucked with the fake reviews on his store page. Market review system is pretty shitty. Reviews should be done in a section that vendors have no control over and reviewers are anonymous. This crap burned, Classic DNM look of powder dusted rocks and pebbles with a few sparkles and fishscale. Garbage. I couldn't even give this gear away.

Disclaimer: Cocaine is the most difficult drug to assess when comparing its high to other batches of cocaine. What I call "Fire", you may call "Garbage", yet we are both right for it is a subjective opinion as to how it makes us feel. The only test result that can be used to quantitatively compare batches for purity and detection of active cuts is the analysis obtained by a GC/MS or Infrared (IR) spectroscopy.

Besides the declining quality of cocaine, there are a slew of other factors affecting the high. I may like this batch from Vendor X but two days later, I like Vendor Z's better. WTF?

Cocaine's effect is dependent on your internal psych state, your external psych state, whether you do it with or without alcohol, % active cuts, homogenization quality, batch variation, time of day, position of the sun, moon and stars, cats and dogs sleeping together, and then the subjectivity aspect, i.e. personal preference for speedy vs mellow, introvert vs extrovert high, gas smell vs no smell, powder vs rock etc..

Such is the siren's call. "She's alright, she's alright, Cooooocaine."


Comments


[5 Points] thegingercunt:

I appreciate all of your reviews!!!


[1 Points] tribeca2020:

Rerock.. is there a review in here? Not being funny - I can't tell if you liked or disliked.