[Vendor Review] Pelican Commissioned Tattoo

This review is a little different as its not exactly from a darknet package, but im going to review it like one anyway cuz this isnt appropriate for any other sub. mods, consider this my monthly shit post :o)

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Comments: Shipping was abyssmal to say the least. Took about two weeks from inception until I was able to sit down and get the ink on. Plus it hurt like a bitch. As for the stealth, it was absolute garbage, the guy was sitting right in fornt of me. I saw him do the whole fucking thing. I deducted some security points since he came to my place instead of me going to his shop, but since he hooked me up without charge, I am not complaining.

As for the purity and potency, this is definitely grade A+ ink, I saw him open the fresh cartridge out of the package myself. Fresh, unopened and guaranteed sterile. As for the overall price value, I gave such a low score since I Know im going to be receiving hate for being a walking billboard for my bird the rest of my living life, but I really dont give a puck. I also wanted to have a personal reminder of a big part of what gives me happiness in my life, that I cant really share with anyone except all of you here.

Here are pictures of the procedure essentially front to back, I think it came out pretty good. Its right above my right knee for easy access to show people, but can still easily be presentable in all scenarios. Yall are now a part of me for the rest of my life <3

In progress: https://anonimag.es/image/JT9swvG

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Finished:

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Time to put your molly where your beak is birdo <3 /u/Pelican_Vendor


Comments


[78 Points] 90210BitchTits:

This is why drugs are illegal.


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[27 Points] For_supreme2:

Watch he exit scam real hard. Then you got a tony76 on your arm


[21 Points] b00fsquad:

Honestly bro i think he owes you more than 5g's. BOOF IT ALL


[12 Points] crakbenz:

Now that is commitment.

5 years down the line, "hey whats the meaning of that tat?" - "take a seat, let me tell you a story about a great man and his mission."


[7 Points] Trumps_DNM_Account:

Oh god this is going to go to his head.

It would be funny now if he ended that account and came back with a different brand.


[6 Points] RedEyePedo:

Lmao this is gold


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[3 Points] gritty_city:

Hahahaha great story to tell if it fits in with your persona - turned out well! Haters gonna hate - if its not for you then move on and don't pass judgement.


[3 Points] JerkOffCagedAnimals:

Huge opsec problem if this is real and ends up in LE tattoo database.

Too much info here, you even specify location in a comment.


[2 Points] ShitQuantikSays:

Bruh, this isn't real, right?


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[2 Points] DooshNozzzle:

This is actually really sad :(

OP probably has a mental illness or severe social disorder

if someone got my logo or brand tattoo'd on their skin, permanently, i would just feel sorry for them :(


[1 Points] intothestarz:

Obviously photoshopped. You can tell by the pixels and I've seen many shops in my life


[1 Points] throwahooawayyfoe:

0/10 - Worst IRL opsec ever. Anybody that recognizes that logo will know exactly what you do.


[1 Points] God_and_Country:

I absolutely love this. Anyone who doesn't get it takes themselves WAY too seriously. Party on BPP&P.


[1 Points] None:

Lolz what a fucking retard. More than likey a bartard on top of the mdma he does


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[0 Points] deafbeth:

could you have found a shittier artist?


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[-3 Points] Xanaxandsuicide:

i can't wait for peli to wxit scam and make all you faggots look like the cock suckers you are


[-4 Points] Tinfoil-HatTommy:

wait u paid 5g forthat shitty tat? dam bro that could be 500 dollars ahhaha


[-4 Points] Xanaxandsuicide:

this is fucking retarded and i hope that this tattoo puts you in prison so your Vice reading ass can know what its like to be an actual criminal


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