Moronic Monday - it's your weekly stupid questions thread!

Hey /r/DarkNetMarkets , it is time for Moronic Monday!

Post your question - stupid or otherwise - here to get an answer. Anyone can post a question and the community as a whole is invited and encouraged to provide an answer. Many questions get submitted late each week that don't get a lot of action, so if your question didn't get answered before, feel free to post it again.

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Comments


[12 Points] None:

I want to build a new darkweb market. Is weebly.com a good service to make websites?


[12 Points] None:

Why's reddit so fucking slow today? Is everyone really celebrating their day off by going on reddit?


[6 Points] chimpanzeethatt:

So after Agora shutting it's doors, what's the most reliable market? I've been using Nucleus and Middle Earth, but I don't really know how they compare to the rest that are around now.


[6 Points] None:

Anybody know any (crack)home remedies for dealing with what seems like a neverending stim comedown? I already chewed my mouth raw.

If only I had a sandwich bag full of lidocaine, I'd probably be eating tablespoons of that shit.


[5 Points] Lucov:

Anyone know what markets bestaussiegear is active on atm? Didn't get to read their profile before agora went down.


[5 Points] Hoffmachinelf:

What's the protocol with buying PDFs off dn? I have some coin leftover from a transaction and quite fancy an ebook. Do you send an email address in pgp?


[4 Points] blademandnm:

I made a few vends on nucleaus and they are delivered as per the tracking number. This was earlier in the week, but the buyers have not released funds. My question is that should I let the time expire and it will automatically release my funds, or should I send them a message to release funds?


[4 Points] 1percentof1:

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[4 Points] aKoiFishh:

So I'm really new here, got recommended here by a friend, and need help to get around. So far I've tried to setup, but I'm pretty hopeless with this deep web stuff. If anyone could give me a hand that would be sweet!


[3 Points] Chronicpurple:

I blanked out last night and I've been searching for my keys all morning and finally found them: How the fuck did they end up in the freezer?


[3 Points] gelb_dust:

So agoras down, i'm just checking out this whole dnm thing for the first time in a year, what markets should I check out for US domestic transactions. Looking at alphabay right now and I'm impressed but the domestic listing are lacking a little bit.


[2 Points] None:

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[2 Points] StimCityDNM:

What market should I sell speed powder on now that agora is gone? Abraxas is my choice for now.


[2 Points] AgoraMemeAway:

I've previously ordered e-juice to my country which had contained nicotine. It had been seized and I was sent what this sub-reddit would refer to as a "love letter".

Should I burn my address over something like this? Or would they not even bother red-flagging my address for something so minor? I mean, the nicotine was declared on the package.


[1 Points] ODrGreenThumbO:

are MDMA ACT Tests available online or just retail?


[1 Points] bacon-bitchhh:

What are good vendors for kedamine within Canada?


[1 Points] wet_mouth:

Do you ever 'suck on your' mouth while on acid? Last time I tripped I was making negative pressure in my mouth without realizing it and then swallowed. I felt like I was gonna burst a blood vessel in the roof of my mouth. The added pressure from swallowing was intense.


[1 Points] farko_sham:

I would like to find a reliable source for Ambien (100+ ct). Can anyone recommend a seller/market they have used more than once?

Also, I live in an apartment complex and am at work when the mail is delivered. Will anyone be asked to sign for my package in the front office or will it likely get taken back to the post office?


[1 Points] someonelikegod:

When ordering LSD, how will it arrive?


[1 Points] mooodle:

I'm using tails on a USB stick, and not sure where the public PGP key goes after I create it and where its displayed on the client they give you? Could someone tell me where it goes or what I have to do? Also, is having a public PGP key ESSENTIAL to display on the profile for buying or not?

Thanks in advance.


[1 Points] King_croc:

does anyone have experience with buying counterfeit money on the darknet?


[1 Points] None:

Are there any guides to for direct deals. I'm just not sure what the protocol is or what to email service to use to contact a vendor directly and safely.


[1 Points] GEinmyass:

Importing LSD/MDMA into Australia (low amounts - a sheet/3.5g): What are the chances of passing customs from other Aussies that have ordered?

I don't trust the quality of either from domestic suppliers however do know dey serve a much lower chance of getting caught by customs.


[0 Points] None:

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