Xanax.. That shit will sneak up on ya.

I just had a really interesting weekend all thanks to Xanax and I'd like to share it with you guys. Basically, I already sell about a half pound of herb a week and decided to try out the Xanax game. Customers kept asking me if I could get them so I decided fuck it.
And ordered a 250 pack of 3.5 bars from /u/EastCoastBarbarian. (Props to him for the fast shipping time and EXTREMELY potent bars. Along with a good amount of extras) When the pack finally arrived, me and two of my friends thought it'd be a good idea to test their potency. So we popped one bar each.
I don't really remember anything from the rest of the night. Apparently, me and my roommate passed the fuck out, because I woke up the next morning with a text from my boy of us knocked the fuck out on my couch. I scroll through other texts on my phone from the night before and see that someone hit me up saying they had medical and I texted them back asking for a zip just to try it out. I keep looking at the conversation and I literally drove to this kids house probably like 15 minutes away and don't even remember.
I immediately text him and ask if I showed up last night. He says yeah you just seemed really tired, and tells me I gave him the correct amount of money.
Fist thing I do is check my money. After about a half hour of counting I realize I'm not missing any money or any pills. And I find the zip underneath my bed. I still have no clue whose money I used for that bud lol. Anyways, here's the shitty part. I walk outside and see my car.. The WHOLE left side is scraped completely,paint is gone, my left headlight is missing, and my driver side door will not open anymore... It looks like I hit a guardrail. I have no clue how this even happened.. It would make more sense for my right side to be fucked up how the fuck did I hit a guardrail from my left side lmao? My car is still perfectly drivable just cosmetically fucked up, so I bring her to a few shops and my estimate is around $2,000 for the necessities and up to 4-5 for everything. Not a huge hit as I made about a g from those 250 bars and I'm planning on ordering a k pack soon. Not planning on taking one of those fuckers ever again though.


Comments


[194 Points] MidwestBarbarian:

The bar game summed up in one post


[128 Points] QuantikXanax:

Worst thing is blacking out on xanax and waking up in a jail cell not having a single fucking clue what you even did. Use responsibly.


[84 Points] pallmallman12:

I took 3mg of xanax everyday for 14 years to keep my extreme anxiety under control and that was all I took. I didn't use them to get fucked up. I'm now using .5mg of Clonazolam three times a day for the same reason. Basically, it gives me a quality of life that most people take for granted.

Not all benzo users are burnt out retards.


[72 Points] Danksalmon:

Could you be more irresponsible? You are so lucky you didn't kill someone else when you were barred the fuck out how would vehicular homicide suite you? Jesus.


[48 Points] young_k:

"Hey, I ordered bars offline, I've never done em before, they are broken into 4 quarters, and these are dosed almost twice as strong as normal. Lets take a whole!"


[41 Points] EatSheets:

From someone who has lost friends to driving under the influence, YOU CAN FUCK YOURSELF. I hate seeing these retarded ass posts almost boasting that you succesfully drove fucked up on narcotics) are you looking for a pat on the back that you made it home?

You're fucking stupid. Hope you learn a lesson.

Edit: retarded you even took a full 3.5mg "Xanax bar" without testing it. No faith left in humanity.

You are a fucking BarNewbie.


[21 Points] necbone:

3mg is too strong for normal non benzo people. 1mg with like 3 beers will make a normal person black out.


[24 Points] obfsproxied:

It's a fucking miracle that you didn't kill anybody or get yourself arrested. How the you have the balls to do (or) "remember" something so insanely stupid and dangerous and then brag about it on Reddit? Wow, these fucking kids these days ...


[19 Points] None:

I wonder sometimes how many accidents/fights/death/etc occur every day just because of xanny


[16 Points] Birdlover1233:

I once took a bunch of xanax and "woke up" in the middle of the night in some village 200 kilometers away from where I was living with my phone missing. It was raining and there was no hotel and all the trains already had left so I had to sleep in paper bin in freezing 2° burying myself under a meter of paper like a hamster. Last time I touched that shit. Fuck xanax.


[16 Points] None:

Yeah the only time I got super retarded on Xanax I took 2 full blotters, so ~5mg. I luckily spent the whole time slangin em and trading for other drugs. Woke up with MXE, some oil, a G of weed, and a bunch of money in my wallet. No problem except for wondering what the fuck I did to get that stuff.


[10 Points] PM_ME_YOUR_DRUG_PICS:

Sounds like my first LSD trip, taking almost 1000ug is not a good idea for a newbie lol


[9 Points] Vendor_BBMC:

I'm even more shocked that you managed to sell all 250 bars and make a g profit just today (Monday). Especially as you're still groggy and sending out mixed messages.

I know this is a warning post about the evils of the world's most stupid-making drug. But it's almost as if you're recommending the vendor and planning to sell more. As if your humanity has been taken away.

You'll be consistent and back to normal tomorrow. Right now, you sound like one of those crazy barbarian motherfuckers. Sometimes they try their lowest-common denominator shilling here on this sub, on us fully-functioning drug users.


[8 Points] ElectronicChronic:

It's amazing what you can do when you're blacked out.. Similar situation happened to me off a lot of liquor and coke. Woke up the next day to see my car destroyed and found out I drove multiple people home. I'm just thankful I didn't die.


[7 Points] saokk:

you live and you learn!

"Not planning on taking one of those fuckers ever again though."

looks to me like he knew he fucked up and wasnt doing that again right? get off the dudes balls.


[5 Points] Dharmabum12:

Lucky you did not kill anyone you selfish prick.


[4 Points] hauntedmango:

Welcome to the crashed my car on benzos club


[4 Points] NoMoreSleepyDreaming:

Xanax is a fucking scourge; does terrible shit to people, both legally and through the DNMs.


[3 Points] crondom90:

I took 60mg a year ago, my friends carried me around for 8 hours and then i slept for almost 72 hours!


[3 Points] Rdrugss:

So you plan on selling an extra thousand after this happened to you off of 1? there's a reason that bulk Xanax sellers are found online: liability.


[3 Points] thedarkhalf2001:

yeah gotta be careful with this stuff, it blackout in a powder. Super easy to get addicted to if you take it multiple days in a row. Need to follow a taper off protocol or you can expect some NASTY side effects.

Google "xanax withdrawl" and read away


[3 Points] mennowin:

That's some serious Wolf Of Wallstreet shit. Don't do that though... I like my loved ones alive after using the roads.


[3 Points] None:

I thought you were talking tolerance cuz that shit rises fast. I'm on about 4mg a day plus 3 mg of Klonopin and I'm trying not to go higher. Like I'll hav days where I stay home and only take 1mg of Klonopin to lower my tolerance or go 4-5 days without the Xanax,

Any higher and my memory will be smoked, it already kinda is. But I take it for severe anxiety, documented by over 5 doctors so it's not like i'm being a total retard just a irresponsible person.


[3 Points] noonehear:

WTF did you expect taking 3.5mg of alprazolam with no tolerance to benzos? Fucking idiots are invading this sub.... and ruining the DNM scene.


[3 Points] MaxSalt:

Are you sure it wasn't Etizolam pressed to look like Xanax bars? I ask because you can use a DanceSafe kit on your product before you test it.


[3 Points] FrozenMCVegetableCok:

Just spent the past three days dealing with one of my boys having a benzo withdraw seizure. He had stopped taking xanax about a week ago. He wasnt having any symptoms. he was even sleeping fine. Then he seized out Saturday. he doesnt remember anything except waking up in a lot of pain and disoriented in the floor with his mouth full of blood due to biting his tongue during the event. His entire body is bruised and it hurts him to move bc he strained so many muscles convulsing. Scary shit. The room it happened in was trashed from how badly he was thrashing.

The guy wasnt even a high dose user, just long term


[2 Points] upsidetheskull:

For the life of me, I can't understand how this sensation is enjoyable?? If I want to feel drowsy and pass out, I can chug have a bottle of children's Benadryl, save some money and stay legal.

Just don't get it at all.


[2 Points] None:

You should probably not drive while using xanax either..


[2 Points] skulz96:

I had a friend who went drifting barred out and totaled his brand new Mazda. Best snap chat story ever thou


[2 Points] MoXyMANE:

damn, barred out retards are tring to kill people around here


[1 Points] WheresTheCaveman:

Theres this one 24-40 hour block where the only part I remember is taking more kpins. Other than that I dont remember shit. Apparently I ate 14mg


[1 Points] hog_master:

The WHOLE left side is scraped completely,paint is gone, my left headlight is missing, and my driver side door will not open anymore... It looks like I hit a guardrail.

Happened to me and my boy once on barbiturates. I can tell the story if you want. That's funny, SAME thing happened to us, except the car ended up totaled at the end (well not totaled but we left it where it got a flat eventually... in the middle of the road LOL) and it was scraped from my boy passing out and hitting the guard rail on a highway exit ramp. Literally slid against the whole thing.


[1 Points] powerman15:

If you got bobafets xanax, it will sneak up on you like a serial killer and smash your brain in with a metal baseball bat.


[1 Points] BarNewbie:

I remember somewhat, hitting a plastic reflector on the side of the road and swerving back in my lane. It feels like I dream though.


[1 Points] None:

how awful


[1 Points] None:

Damn man, I crashed my dads pickup, his bmw, and proceeded to crash my own honda civic, i had to learn the hard way... three times.


[1 Points] None:

It snuck into my mouth doctors order


[1 Points] shitterplug:

Fucking idiots and their bars.


[1 Points] fezzic573:

Sigh. This is so sad and irresponsible. Please do your due diligence and properly research these powerful chemicals before you have another incident and something worse happens. Please be safe, for yourself and for everyone else.

I am glad you are ok and seem to realize the seriousness of what you did, but instead of saying that you are going to buy another thousand bars and that you don't plan on taking any, look back to my first paragraph and please just research appropriate dosages accordiong to tolerance and other pertinent factors. Please do not make the same mistake twice, you might not be as lucky the next time, and you could seriously injure or kill yourself or others if you are irresponsible again.

Again, I am glad you are ok. Stay safe dude.


[1 Points] PureNuke:

I've had Quantik's, DrXanax, XanaxLord, PharmaK1NG and they are all great bars. XanaxLord and Pharma are my favorite however.

The thing is, with Xanax, you don't think you are fucked up beyond belief until your friends are holding your head up while the drool drips out your mouth.


[1 Points] None:

xanax are "erasers" and you will fuck somehit up on them t times


[1 Points] None:

OMG an entire 2mg bar for someone with no tolerance?? I take 0.25mg to have fun (so 1/8th a bar) and 0.5mg to sleep (1/4 a bar). YOU TOOK A WHOLE ONE.


[1 Points] box672:

who remembers rohypnol (flunitrazepam)?, that shit was like turbo charged xanax plus it kicked in in about half the time

imagine if flunitrazepam was as easy to acquire in bulk and we had dudes pressing 3.5mg rohies and selling em by the 1000 pack?

my bet would be that the xanax 'problem' would barely rate a mention


[1 Points] None:

lol


[1 Points] dethcone:

This should be the name for a book hahah


[1 Points] smarco33:

U


[0 Points] HulkVsMeth:

Want a total mind fuck? Do meth a snort a whole pill. You come in and out of your black out.. Fuckin trippy


[0 Points] MaxSalt:

Just thought I'd ask. Quantik sounds like a good go-to for bulk.


[-4 Points] obfsproxied:

This is what's wrong with DNMs...


[-2 Points] blizade:

what market does @EastCoastBarbarian vend on? been looking for a trustworthy bar vendor after i just got screwed out of $500 ordering some from MEM and Abraxas