I was hogging up the forum with separate posts on these reviews. To save space I'll just throw them all together in one post.
TheHappyGuy
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Vendor: | [TheHappyGuy ] |
Market: | [Agora ] |
Product: | [1 OZ (1/2 Sour Kush. 1/2 Orange Cream ] |
Shipped from: | [USA ] |
Shipped to: | [USA ] |
FE? (y/n): | [YES ] |
Communication: | [10 ] / 10 |
Stealth: | [8 ] / 10 |
Shipping time: | [10 ] / 10 |
Price: | [10 ] / 10 |
Aesthetics: | [10 ] / 10 |
Weight: | [10 ] / 10 |
Quality: | [8 ] / 10 |
Transaction: | [10 ] / 10 |
Vendor: | [10 ] / 10 |
Drug: | [10 ] / 10 |
TOTAL SCORE: | [96 ] / 100 |
Can't say enough good things about TheHappyGuy. My first purchase with him and he couldn't have been a better vendor. Took advantage of his $180 an OZ sale on 6 different strains to choose from. Required FE for this listing only (His profile states that listings with his product do not require FE, but listings of grows that was not from his stock required FE), so since this was a promo for a particular grow, it required FE ahead of time.
Very very nice and prompt in communication. Sent Priority same morning. Both 1/2's were overweight (between the 2 I got about 4 grams extra) and even threw in a few of his 'special cookies'!
Overall experience was amazing. Ordered some Jack Herer a few days after this, which should arrive tomorrow. I'll do a full review on that as well (as it's my favorite strain!)
Only reason I gave 8/10 for Stealth was because it was certainly passable. Vac sealed and Mylar bag. Perfect as far as that goes, but it wasn't insanely elaborate like a decoy item. Which prob wasn't even necessary in this case to be honest. I also gave an 8/10 for Quality, which def isn't an insult. This is fantastic for the price. He certainly has some better looking quality strains listed, which are very slightly more expensive. But you get what you pay for and in this case I am 100% satisfied!
EDIT: My camera sucks, but I was able to grab a picture off his profile page of what his $180 an OZ quality looks like. Here is his Blueberry Kush. The Agora forums are down now for some reason, but when they're back up i'll grab some additional pics. I can absolutely vouch for this pic and the $180 OZ stuff being of this same nice looking quality. I'll get some pics up of his upper tier quality (Jack Herer and the likes) tomorrow with my Jack Herer review
realsupremesmoke
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Vendor: | [realsupremesmoke ] |
Market: | [Agora ] |
Product: | [1/2 g Heroin ] |
Shipped from: | [USA ] |
Shipped to: | [USA ] |
FE? (y/n): | [YES ] |
Communication: | [10 ] / 10 |
Stealth: | [8 ] / 10 |
Shipping time: | [8 ] / 10 |
Price: | [8 ] / 10 |
Aesthetics: | [10 ] / 10 |
Weight: | [10 ] / 10 |
Quality: | [8 ] / 10 |
Transaction: | [10 ] / 10 |
Vendor: | [10 ] / 10 |
Drug: | [10 ] / 10 |
TOTAL SCORE: | [92 ] / 100 |
realsupremesmoke was the first vendor I ever used back in SR1 days years ago. I generally purchase the 1 g listings from BestMan365, which is roughly the same price as RSS's 1/2 g ($125 + $25 Express Shipping) . Overall I can say I am happy. The quality is noticeably better then BestMan's, to a point where I know this 1/2 will last me just as long as double that from BestMan. So while the price may be pretty steep, in comparison to those 2 vendors I do not feel cheated at all.
Offers express shipping (goes out the next day if order placed prior to 10pm EST time the night before) and some free shipping listings that go out First Class.
Only reason I marked down the shipping from a 10 to an 8, is because due to the fact that the labels are hand written (in pencil no less), the last digit on my numbered address was smugged out. So after not receiving today I msg'ed RSS and asked if he could track it for me. He replied back within 15 minutes with the tracking number and the issue. The tracking was showing as 'Undeliverable At Address'. But a quick call to the Post Office with my tracking number and I was able to either pick it up and get a reship the next day. I choose picking it up and saw of the smug on the address. Gladly there was no real address with that 1 number missing, so it went back to the P.O instead of delivered to the wrong house. Printed labels could easily fix this problem, as rare a problem as it is, but I still received my package without incident (other then a slight inconvenience) so I'm happy.
All and all, I am very happy with the prompt delivery/communication as well as the good quality. Price is a little steep, but with those first 3 things being taken care of, I am overall happy with my purchase and will absolutely order again!
Just_Say_Know
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Vendor: | [Just_Say_Know ] |
Market: | [Agora ] |
Product: | [1/2 G Meth ] |
Shipped from: | [USA ] |
Shipped to: | [USA ] |
FE? (y/n): | [Yes ] |
Communication: | [10 ] / 10 |
Stealth: | [8 ] / 10 |
Shipping time: | [8 ] / 10 |
Price: | [10 ] / 10 |
Aesthetics: | [10 ] / 10 |
Weight: | [10 ] / 10 |
Quality: | [10 ] / 10 |
Transaction: | [10 ] / 10 |
Vendor: | [10 ] / 10 |
Drug: | [10 ] / 10 |
TOTAL SCORE: | [96 ] / 100 |
Hard to fully review this as it was an order for a friend, but since I did sample it I'll give it a shot.
This was my first purchase with Just_Say_Know. Not a huge fan of meth (or uppers in general) but this was actually a very clean / not jittery high. I smoked 3 nice hits and I am very content, about as content as I like to be on uppers. Very clean burn and taste, very clean high. I assume that's what we all love in our uppers right? That being said, I am very much enjoying it.
8/10's for Stealth and Shipping Speed. Stealth was very doable. Visual and Smell seal. The only reason I don't mark it a 10 is because there was no decoy item or anything of that nature. Not really necessary IMO for this order, but since 10 means it can't get any better, I'll save the 10's in this area at times the stealth reflects just that. Overall stealth I am happy with.
Also an 8/10 for Shipping Speed. It took a week to receive my order, however I knew ahead of time (as explained on his profile) that this would be the likely case. So while it was a long time, it was expected. Order placed Thursday, confirmed Friday, Shipped Monday, Arrived today (Thursday) at the other end of the country. I don't believe he offers any faster shipping the First Class, so if your in an immediate rush to receive your product, you may want to go else ware. If you can wait the time then it's certainly a great buy!
All and all, I'd use him again. He has some Black Tar Heroin that I personally may be interested in, and the person this order was for seems to enjoy it very much as an experienced user. So on all fronts I will most likely be back again!
Discover
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Vendor: | [Discover ] |
Market: | [Agora ] |
Product: | [30 x 10mg Valium's ] |
Shipped from: | [USA ] |
Shipped to: | [USA ] |
FE? (y/n): | [No ] |
Communication: | [10 ] / 10 |
Stealth: | [8 ] / 10 |
Shipping time: | [10 ] / 10 |
Price: | [10 ] / 10 |
Aesthetics: | [10 ] / 10 |
Weight: | [10 ] / 10 |
Quality: | [10 ] / 10 |
Transaction: | [10 ] / 10 |
Vendor: | [10 ] / 10 |
Drug: | [10 ] / 10 |
TOTAL SCORE: | [98 ] / 100 |
Not much to say when it comes to prescription meds. This was my first purchase with Discover. Quality was top of the line, as the brand sent was one of the more potent (IMO) and preferred brands.
Price was just fine. $68 + $8 (I believe?) in shipping. Comes to $2.50 per pill which I am more then happy paying. $2.50 a pop for only 30 is pretty damn good IMO, and It would be a matter of nickles and pennies difference in price If I really did my research to compare.
Shipping was quick. The standard 2 day priority time frame and the package went out the day after I placed the order.
Stealth is the only thing that got under a 10/10. Only reason I gave it an 8/10 is because, as mentioned in all my reviews, there was no decoy item. This wasn't a case of "OMG stealth was so good I almost threw it away" or anything, which in those circumstances the stealth is on that level, I'll give it a 10/10. That isn't to say my 8/10 is in any way bad. It had a proper visual and smell (if it even produced a smell) layer that was more then enough for me.
Communication was lacking, but only because it wasn't required. All and all I am very happy with my purchase and would absolutely buy again!
Instrument
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Vendor: | [Instrument ] |
Market: | [Agora ] |
Product: | [65 Rose Crystal LSD blotters 105ug+ (Custom Listing) ] |
Shipped from: | [USA ] |
Shipped to: | [USA ] |
FE? (y/n): | [No ] |
Communication: | [10 ] / 10 |
Stealth: | [8 ] / 10 |
Shipping time: | [10 ] / 10 |
Price: | [10 ] / 10 |
Aesthetics: | [10 ] / 10 |
Weight: | [10 ] / 10 |
Quality: | [10 ] / 10 |
Transaction: | [10 ] / 10 |
Vendor: | [10 ] / 10 |
Drug: | [10 ] / 10 |
TOTAL SCORE: | [98 ] / 100 |
What can I say, Instrument is the man! He is absolutely a model vendor, what we all could want in a vendor. If we had one Instrument in every category, there would be no need for any competition.
This is my 4th order with him and I could just praise him all day (and I shall!). I needed these prior to leaving town Wednesday afternoon, and while Priority would be scheduled to arrive in time, I wanted that assurance of arrival, as some of my Priority packages have been delayed a day here and there due to the seasonal drivers, and I didn't want to risk that chance. Contacted him Monday around noon, and explained my situation. I already knew he offered Express shipping, I just wanted to confirm that it would be sent on time from his end if i selected this option. He quickly replied and assured me that it would arrive.
Since his listings are in increments of 5's, and needing 65 tabs, I asked if he could make me a custom listing just so I didn't need to order the 50, 10, and 5 listings. He replied with a link to the custom listing, told me to ask any questions or concerns I may have.
Now Instrument has been notorious for giving some extra ontop of each order (at least in my personal experience). With my previous order including 3/4ths a Gram of free Molly, and 6 free tabs. This order however, I didn't receive anymore then 65, however the price cut he gave me for the custom listing was a few bucks more then his current 50 tab listing. So I look at it as getting 13 tabs for free based on pricing alone! Again, none of the 'freebies' should have any bearing on the order I paid for, I just wanted to include that Instrument is always looking out for the buyer in his vending.
Between the communication, setting up the custom listing, and purchasing it. It was probably 3pm Monday afternoon. So I was quite surprised to see my package delivered Tuesday morning, a full day early then expected! I was very surprised to see he was able to get my order out that same day despite how late it was getting it purchased. Very cool of him to do. Wasn't required by any means as i was happy getting it Wednesday, but when I received my order and thanked him for it, he made mention that he didn't want to ruin my trip incase USPS made a mistake the day of, so he got it out to get here a day early incase of any problems.
Very kind throughout all communications with him. When dealing with chemicals such as these, knowledge is key, and he happily answers any questions you may have as far as proper doses or whatever may be on your mind. I never feel like I am bothering him with a question, and in return I never get an answer like "just google it". He is always very helpful in his replies.
Now onto the actual trip itself!. He mentions 2.5 tabs is a good dose for a overall fantastic trip. I personally took 4 and tripped my goddamn face off. At times I absolutely thought I went a little too high on my dose. I consider myself a veteran when it comes to handling intense trips, however I don't trip very frequently, so in those rare occasions I do, I tend to go hard. 4 provided an insane trip, and I could absolutely see 2.5 / 3 tabs providing a solid trip as he recommended.
Very clean quality. INSANELY visual! I felt something come along about 25 minutes after taking them, and before the hour struck I was well off into my trip. Peaked very hard and visuals stayed strong for 4 or 5 hours easily. The come down was very easy too, It didn't burn me out at all, and the visuals diminished slowly after that peak and ended on a nice note. Another major plus for Instrument, his MDMA, MDA, and Acid are always very very clean, yet very very potent. I am a fan of clean drugs (as far as one could claim 'clean' with drugs) and he delivers consistently. Never is there a case of wondering 'is this batch on par with his last batch?', because he stays consistent and I order with that fact in mind with no doubts.
Now I threw him a 8/10 on stealth because, again as mentioned in my previous reviews, I'll save the 10/10's for those who go all out with the decoy item and whatnot stealth measures, which he did not have. That isn't to say the 8/10 is by any means an insult, the stealth was perfect for the job. Proper visual and smell (or lack there of) barrier, and the tabs were secured properly to ensure no loss of potency while shipping. I am completely satisfied to how he handles his stealth.
Now pricing. He certainly doesn't have the pricing to match the likes of a vendor like HoS. In fact, just 2 days prior to my order, he made an update on his profile mentioning that as an alternative to switching vacation mode off and on to work on his OPSEC projects, he decided to temperately raise his menu prices 25% as opposed to playing tag with customers on vacation mode issues. I understand him needing to do that, and to be honest I was more then satisfied with the prices anyway, even at a 25% increase. I have yet to get an order that didn't include the freebies, or had a price discount for custom listing, that overall didn't balance out any extra % I had to pay anyway. With his 25% increase, his tabs average out to about $6.50 each (which may be slightly more or less depending on how many you get). To some that may be expensive, to me, for clean/quality/fast arrival of tabs such as this, $6.50 is more then reasonable.
All and all, Instrument is the man. If he sold every other drug I ever bought, I'd never even look for an alternative. I'm sure one could argue that they could find a cheaper price or stronger quality from XYZ vendors, which I won't deny that as being a fact. However with Instrument you get much more then just your order. You get quality service and speed, second to none product quality, and amazing/informal customer service and answers to your questions. I could care less if I'd save a buck or so per tab going with someone else, I still feel in good hands with him. He's the only vendor that earned at least 1 Tip (a $6.75 listing he has for Gratuity) for each and every purchase, because he continues to shine and I can't recommend any of his products enough to any potential buyers!
Hope that saves a little space for everyone! Please let me know if you find these informal and if you wish to see more reviews in the future
Instruments product is absolutely amazing. I got the rose crystal as well and took 3 hits at Voodoo Music Festival. Despite getting lost, being cold and even seeing negative people from my past a smile did not leave my face. I neve had any anxiety or bad vibes. My friends all enjoyed it too taking varying doses from 1 to 2.5 hits. Cannot describe how great this shit is and as someone whose done a lot that says a lot