Moronic Monday - your weekly stupid questions thread!

Hey /r/DarkNetMarkets, it is time for Moronic Monday!

Post your questions here - stupid or otherwise - to get an answer. Anyone can post a question and the community as a whole is invited and encouraged to provide an answer. Many questions get submitted late each week that don't get a lot of action, so if your question didn't get answered before, feel free to post it again.

If you are a noob, check out our comprehensive FAQ; it is essentially a guide for buying from a DarkNet Market. You may also find it helpful to take a look at our informative community posts, which are full of valuable information and tips.

We do ask that you refrain from abusing noobs in this thread. Remember that everyone had to start somewhere.

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Comments


[6 Points] wiretappeur:

how can it be that Dream market is still running and people still keep ordering on there ? isnt it damn dangerous ? and what alternative market is there, maybe traderoute ?


[4 Points] Regulattor:

  1. Ive been getting conflicting reports of whether or not i should use a PO box when i order things so id like the record to be set straight before i do my first purchase

  2. What onion markets should i use. (ive just recently gotten into all this so im kinda ignorant and i just found this sub)

  3. why should i use coinbase ?

lot of newbie questions im srry but i need to learn


[2 Points] eww3366:

Hello. I am an honest and hardworking farmer. I have some high quality herbal medicine to sell. My problem is that apart from knowing how to use vpn and Tor I have very low OPSEC knowledge.

Is There a vending Bible anyone can direct me to??.

Can you please send me a link or anything, in order to increase my knowledge in this field and allow me to sell my herbal medicine in a highly safe and secure manner. My herbs are top quality and have the potential to benefit many people who are sick.

Thank You.


[2 Points] None:

Anyone remember the dude that used and sold MXE that came up with hilarious stories about being kidnapped to explain his scamming? Must've been 5 years ago. Would love a link to those threads or usernames.


[1 Points] definitelynotminesir:

So, not a question, technically, but more a funny news story. Post workers recruited by gangs to steal bank cards


[1 Points] Amanda-Binds:

Can I have a Monero?


[1 Points] CruelPace:

I am very interested is buying lsd for the first time online and was wondering if someone would like to answer some questions for me and help out a little? I'm looking to buy bulk ~$200-400 worth. And I am willing to pay you a little bit for your trouble. I don't know if this against any rules so if it is sorry.


[1 Points] whatisthisplace1234:

If the vendor you want to use is FE only,why use a dnm instead of direct?


[1 Points] whatisthisplace1234:

how would i get an invite for tmg? how would i know its not a scam or phish site?


[1 Points] poo_poo_yeti:

Who can brew and mail me quality whiskey or vodka? Looking for that special taste!


[1 Points] watersnake1:

When on the ordering screen of tr, if there is no option to auto-encrypt shipping info, does that mean that I have to encrypt it myself with the pgp public key listed below? Is this step necessary?


[1 Points] whatisthisplace1234:

How can I find a vendor who used tohave red/blue home made addys


[1 Points] None:

What am I doing wrong??? I need real LSD. The last time I got real LSD was from Top Gear UK. His stuff was the 1st "LSD" I ever took. I also ordered after from GG, Mr. Pickles, SciDMT, and other resellers of GG and others and none were acid. Not even close. Where is the real LSD, REAL LSD??? Not just stuff that leaves you confused and "seeing things".


[0 Points] ForLol_Serious:

I think I might be a robot, how can I test to see if I'm humen?


[0 Points] shadobanndis:

Your weekly moronic review this week feating f...

still salty it say xana when kts hommade.. op claimed all on tbis dm are but k dont believe... shpuldt have to slecify its legit, should have to specify its homemade but whatevevs this isnt fucking ebay u get an 8 for funny stealth. took a bite and awaiting results. compared yo a real bar it is wider and other stuff i wont mention but ot ks shay it is

xanaxworktoogoodonme