Figured I would post here and maybe get a discussion going about the crazy shit happening to you on the DNM's. Ill start out by sharing a few stories of my own. :)
My first story I posted a few days ago in a thread, so it's a copy/paster story. If you've already read it I will be posting a few more below that you can read. Anyways, onto the story!
Once upon a time...
I was getting lbs a week of bud in the mail until one pack never came. I was shitting my pants for about two months after. Just waiting for a knock n talk. Anyways fast forward 4 months and I decided to finally man up and order to my house again since nobody ever came. Bought BTC and ordered just a QP. Well the next day, the same day the vendor marked shipped, I was getting home from the store and my neighbor comes running up to my house saying there were detectives looking for me. And they were asking her all sorts of questions like "how long has he lived there" and "do you know his name" etc etc. So as you can imagine I am convinced I am super fucked at this point. I burnt like everything illegal in my house, threw away all my pipes, literally tweaking I was so paranoid. I decided to wait till Monday to see what would happen. (It was Friday at the time) Monday comes along and my package showed up, I was like WTF. Called the police station and asked why the detective was looking for me and apparently he was on the wrong street. God damn shit timing.
Been ordering ever since no probs.
My next story is about a time I freaked out for three days, wondering what a letter coming to me from the courthouse was for.
So one morning I noticed I had a certified letter, from the county courthouse, pop up on my USPS account. This was during transit of a HP or so. I wasn't expecting anything at all. I googled what a certified letter was and I literally about shit my britches. And it wasn't set to arrive until like three days later. So needless to say it was 3 days of hell. The third day comes and it happened to land the same day as my buds were to land too. And knowing all certified letters require signature I knew I had to sign. I was convinced it was a setup haha. Well to make a long story short, I signed for the letter, and he handed me my package, I ran inside and tore the letter open. It was follow up on a jury duty matter. W-T-F
This next one is about a time when my package was out for delivery and my mailman dropped of some junk mail and kept going.
So, one time I had a lb or so on the way.. And the day the tracking said "Out for delivery" you can imagine I was pretty stoked. If you have ever purchased bulk, you know package day is the best day. Every days a good day when it's package day. Anyways, ,y mailman dropped off some junk mail and kept going. I was super pissed and worried that he dropped it off at somebody else's residence and it had my name on it. Well fast forward two hours I get a knock on the door and I go into an instant cold sweat. If you have ever panicked you'll know what I mean. I answered the door and it was my mail-man holding a package. NICE my pack made it. I took it inside and as soon as I shut my front door the smell of skunk hit me like a brick wall. I was amazed it got to me and freaking out at the same time. I know for a fact the entire mail truck was reeking of weed inside. It was some good shit. In my head I am thinking WTF just happened. Is my mailman cool as fuck and decided he wasn't going to turn me in? Or, I wonder if he was going to try and steal it but had second thoughts and ended up doing the right thing. Who know... But I for shit sure am not bringing it up again. Since then I have been receiving packs every other week or so. And for those wondering, there was a huge hole in the top of the package and it punctured the mylar bags and first vac seal.
Lastly, or until I can think of another story, this one is my favorite.
So I was shopping online for some buds. Checking out some offers and messaged a few vendors about their product/stealth etc. Anyways this vendor and I got to talking for like 3 days and tons of back in forth about stealth and tor etc etc. Anyways I ended up buying a lb off of him. And I had $600 left over so I asked if he could add a QP onto my order. But instead he messaged me back and said he would send me a full unit more for $600. I shit you not. He sent me two lbs of fire for the price of one + $600. Been using him as my go-to vendor ever since. By far my fav story. Haha
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