Vendor review: DispensaryDealer 2X 7 grams connoisseur top shelf grade pick your strain

Tl;Dr: All great across the board.

Due to being low on stock for one of the strains, what I ordered and what I received differed, but in a good, holy shit awesome that's what I was hoping for even though I wasn't quick enough to reply to the message before he marked it as shipped kind of way. Will break it all down as I grind some more of this thin mint girl scout cookie ganj to a fine kiefy stemless powder.

Market: Agora

What I ordered: 7 grams Trainwreck Haze, 7 grams thin mint GSC.

Scenarios: Could have received three eighths (10.5 grams) of the Thin Mint Girl Scout cookies and an eighth of Trainwreck Haze. Or! A quarter of thin mint GSC, an eighth of train wreck haze, and an eighth of another strain on the menu. I preferred the latter as I'm finally getting to try dispensary sourced herb, so get as much variety and experiences with them as possible. Like I said, or may have not have said. Can't remember. I wasn't quick enough to reply to the message for the true customizable options which is a good thing. It means he ships out when he marks it as such. Spoiler: No complaints, outcome was exactly how I wanted it to be.

Received: Quarter of thin mint girl scout cookies, eighth of Trainwreck Haze, eighth of SH, which I'm assuming stands for strawberry haze since there was another review on here with him and that strain. All bags were packed fat. The nugs were fairly dense, but the bag appealed lied more in the frostiness than in the nug size for all of these.

Shipping: two days. Ordered Wednesday late evening, was marked shipped some time on Thursday, arrived Saturday.. In total three nights from click to door. 10/10 in my book.

Stealth: 9/10 Professional, machine printed labels. Vacuum sealed visual barrier and all. No smell until the vacuum released.

Price: Around $180. Maybe more for shipping. I didn't pay attention. FE'd with confidence. I'm glad I don't touch casino slot machines as I bet I'd be one compulsive gambler. Oh fuck! Making bets already! I've got money allocated for DNM ordering that I'm prepared to lose so I can responsibly do this type of shit.

Pics will happen, but I have to wait until I'm alone at home to take them which could be a few days. Let's hope an imagery inducing description will suffice for the current. Frosty as all fuck. "Swirls of color" as stated by a visual witness. I've been proven that I wouldn't know good weed until after it hit me. So far I've only tried from the received product the GSC and it's so smooth on the lungs! And yet Wait did I even get any? Lemme try again. So it feels like it's not hitting me on inhalation ROA, but I'm knocked on my ass minutes later. Whoa. I can tell this is a hybrid. My mind is racing and this has got immense body load. Check check.

Potency/quality: Couldn't get much better than this. I mean it's from a dispensary, man. These are professionals. The cure, the trim, it was all flawless. Connoisseur grade. I'm high as fuck and still have two more batches to taste and pics to take! Thanks DD!

Edit: Yup. Error for received amount of all things. Fixed. Proof read this shit for 15 minutes before submitting too and somehow still happened.

Edit2: Pics. They're probably shitty, but hey, reverse image Google search won't turn up anything so it's proof enough. Being blind does not make this shit easy and I'm sure this is horrible OPSec on my part if I left anything identifiable and unwanted in the photos. But all EXIF data has been removed so here goes.

http://i.imgur.com/vO79MJe.jpg http://i.imgur.com/Xr6m8RL.jpg


Comments


[4 Points] DirtyHippy69:

did you actually weight your weed OP? bc you got ripped if it is only 3 eights instead of 4. That's the same price as a cheap ounce on here. I don't think you should be expecting dispensary quality from dnm's and most of the vendors offering "dispensary" weed are simply selling you high grade street weed at most. The closest you will get to dispensary is like CultMadeline or OGBryan.


[0 Points] MartyButz:

So you ordered two quarters for which he charges $180. You FE w/ confidence and receive 3 eights instead. You do realize that his eighths are $50. You didn't get what you ordered and paid $30 extra and are happy. No offense but I'd asking for at least the $30 back.


[2 Points] None:

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[1 Points] DirtyHippy69:

Thanks for those dank pics brah.


[1 Points] Heroic-Dose:

Please tell me you made a typo lol


[1 Points] supreme_entity:

You got ripped off bro


[1 Points] None:

Dispensary GDP $55 an 1/8 with tax. $100 qtr, $180 1/2 oz. BTW people line up.

https://www.anony.ws/image/DTTs

Blue Dream honey comb crumble. $35 .5 $60 1 gram. Including tax.

https://www.anony.ws/image/DTTt