Moronic Monday - your weekly stupid questions thread!

Hey /r/DarkNetMarkets, it is time for Moronic Monday!

Post your questions here - stupid or otherwise - to get an answer. Anyone can post a question and the community as a whole is invited and encouraged to provide an answer. Many questions get submitted late each week that don't get a lot of action, so if your question didn't get answered before, feel free to post it again.

If you are a noob, check out our comprehensive FAQ; it is essentially a guide for buying from a DarkNet Market. You may also find it helpful to take a look at our informative community posts, which are full of valuable information and tips.

We do ask that you refrain from abusing noobs in this thread. Remember that everyone had to start somewhere.

Also, please refrain from asking sourcing questions or vendor recommendations in this thread. Those posts will be removed.

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Comments


[14 Points] 5moked:

Do you think if I asked him nicely, that maybe TGUK would still be able to sort me a cheeky sheet for Glastonbury this year? I'm a domestic customer and I can even bitcoins.


[10 Points] None:

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[5 Points] None:

What's Quantik's real name?


[5 Points] Atorchic:

So say I got some pink cocaine, what the fuck is going on with that? The vendor also sent me 2 packages, one with a different name than mine. Same product, I'm waiting for my test kit to come and I will message him but has anyone ever received pink coke before??


[4 Points] coffeencreme:

First moron of the day checking in!


[4 Points] FagDamager:

moron here. what's the best way to have Xanax and Valium with weed? Valium/Xanax first and then weed 20 min later?


[3 Points] pm_me_your_titty_cat:

I haven't ordered anything since Agora. What is the most reliable market? I was thinking of using Alphabay or DHL.

Also is bitcoin going down?

Is quantik's site worth checking out for some bars?


[3 Points] None:

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[2 Points] dutchconnectionDC:

Maaaaayne stahp lyeing too da childrans, WU TANG IS FO DA CHILDRANS MAYTE!!! RESPEKT TOO DA OLSKULL RIP IN PIECE O.D.B. me graaanma is dying wat shud i doo i don now?!/?!


[1 Points] AlienInvasionAkAkAk:

Anyone know a good multi signature guide?


[1 Points] Spelbarg:

If I'm receiving a package to the UK (from mainland europe), should I use a bogus name in the title? Will this help me legally if it gets intercepted by customs?


[1 Points] gunksmtn1216:

I'm having trouble using tails becaus e every time I use it and exit all of my keys are deleted each time I reboot. This is inconvenient as now I have to make a New public key every time I open trails and then update my profile on each dnm. How do I avoid this. Is rather order from tails than Windows 10