WHAT A FUCKED DAY, need some serious advice

so today the postman left a letter at my house saying no one was in to sign and the item couldn't fit through the post box ( it could, it was only around 100 bars) so i now have a letter to go to the post office to collect my parcel but 1. Surely the police will be aware of me going to pick it up? 2. I used a fucking fake name so its gone regardless right?

I also recieved a love letter from canada, saying they seized my goods.

what should i do? was it a simple case of a package not being able to fit through the letter box and a love letter or is it something more serious?


Comments


[39 Points] dlayover123:

USE YOUR FUCKING REAL NAME GOD DAMNIT. People like you shouldn't be ordering off the DNM's. This is why vendors get taken down.


[10 Points] None:

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[6 Points] BigFatCat_DNM:

You seem to really suck at using the dark net.


[3 Points] Kid_Crown:

There's not really anything that you could do to get your pack that would be worthwhile for only 100 bars. That's the risk of using a fake name. My postman is lazy and will just leave "sorry we missed you" package slips instead of trying to deliver the packages.


[3 Points] FrackingIsNotGood:

If you don't use your real name at least use a similar alias that could give you plausible deniability that it is and isn't yours if the name is yours but slightly misspelled or such , hate seeing someone take an L , good luck bro


[2 Points] TheOpiateKing:

What? Did you get a love letter or a slip to pick it up? Which one? Stop using fake names.


[2 Points] Crookseh:

The canda thing is gone. Ill accept that. Same with the bars, wont be recieving them anymore.

Obviously il change drop points, god damn i fucked up.


[2 Points] ovrd:

You can still pick it up without the same name. It has a spot on the slip for "agent". You can check that and then just sign it. They won't ask for anything from you but maybe an ID depending.

The thing you should look for is the part about redelivery. Check and sign if they haven't already mentioned they will try again. Then place in your mailbox and it will be redelivered.

Worst case u can call and tell them to hold the pack. I believe the will hold it up to 5 extra days. So unless you're picking up 17000 bars then picking up your 100 pack surely isn't going to involve police. Mail carriers do stupid shit sometimes. Even though it's in your best interests at times when it involves drugs we often start to bring variables Wed never consider into the equation.


[1 Points] FrackingIsNotGood:

Received both at the same time ? I wouldn't risk it bro just ignore it and be ignorant , real shit 100 bars ain't shit but a tiny L


[1 Points] VicDamone_Jr:

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[1 Points] Oopsieshaha:

If u get it, id love to see a pic


[1 Points] freshlysquosed:

Do you have ID that shows you live at that address? Then go pick it up.

Here's an excuse for you: You were in town anyway and you wanted to pick it up in case it was for one of your neighbours who messed up their address.

Take a chance, pussy.


[1 Points] trickricksick:

u better sign the pink paper and tape it on ur mailbox or somthin and tell him u gotta work.. lol


[1 Points] None:

Hahahahhahahahaha


[1 Points] aboutthednm:

Jesus Christ my man. Getting a pick up slip from Canada post is absolutely normal.

Sometimes the mailman has the package on the truck but is too lazy to lug it out, and just leaves a pickup slip at the door. Go to your local post office after 5pm, present them the slip and go pick up your stuff.


[1 Points] lovelylittlegangster:

Your pack is lost.

Nobody knows whether the pack could really fit through your mailbox. Unfortunately I forgot to camp outside your house waiting for the mailman to watch whether he attempted to shove a filthy pack of drugs in and whether it fit or not. My bad.

Move on. Pray they decide to just bin it when they eventually open it.

And... whatever you do, don't dispute with the vendor because you fucked up and put a fake name on the order. They lived up to their part of the deal, sent you a pack of drugs with the details you provided. You're the one who fucked up by using a fake name to make the pack irretrievable.


[1 Points] PM_ME_UR_DOOBS:

Sometimes my post office just ask me to sign for it without providing ID. Not sure if it's not needed or they just know my face or what but I usually sign with no I'd needed.


[1 Points] SpaceExplora:

I've picked up at least ten packs from the post office due to insufficient postage or not being home for delivery. It's very easy, and safe.

Using the fake name is what fucked you up, and could very easily fuck your vendor up if the pack ends up opened and traced back to them.

You may get by. I haven't always been ID'd to pick packs up when I just hand them the slip. You could go without any ID on you and say you forgot it. You may or may not get your pack.


[1 Points] None:

here in canada even if the name doesnt match it dont matter as long as the address on id matches


[1 Points] aaaannnnoooonnnn:

Start by getting the largest phallic object in your home then use lube of your choosing. Next you're going to want to shove this object into your ass hole then remove this object and repeat over and over. You've already fucked yourself figuratively now it's time to literally do it.

Baaaaaaaaartards come out and plaaaaaaaaaay


[1 Points] telemecanique:

I'm curious about something, these subreddits don't mind selling/buying controlled substances, but you all stop at making a fake ID? :) I just thought that was sort of funny.


[1 Points] chef234:

Dude just go in there w/ ur ID that has the address on there and tell them shitlike your roomate is out of town for 3 weeks on a mission trip or some shit. use ya brain


[1 Points] None:

Hmm...you should ask...am I fucked? Look, I'll do it for you xD