What annoys you as a vendor?

I used to love logging into my vendor accounts and seeing all the sales and nice compliments in my inbox. When I log in now I see a bunch of new users disputing after four days asking for tracking on $30 orders.


Comments


[148 Points] ForLol_Serious:

I hate when I ask people to FE and they tell me no they're not going to. How the hell am I supposed to exit scam when people don't FE?


[49 Points] DooshNozzzle:

People who ask me questions that are answered on my profile. This is a big one.

Being harrassed by people who want their tracking code.

having my integrity be questioned even though I have 100% landing rate and perfect feedback

asked for free samples in exchange for reviews. Asking for anything free, actually. I don't do this for fun.

people who tell me "if this small order goes well I'll place a big order next week, so give me the good shit" I'M NOT STUPID. I KNOW YOU JUST DONT WANT ME TO SCAM YOU. That large order is never coming.

people who let their order auto-finalize

people who dispute without sending me a message first, way before the auto-finalize is even going to happen. Usually it's just a priority pack that is taking a while because of USPS.

people who get pissed off because I won't give them a discount on their "bulk" order of 500 dollars lmao.

obvious messages from LE

People who order express at 10pm and get pissed off when their order isnt there the next day.


[20 Points] possiblyvendor:

People sending their address in this format:

Name: Some Customer

Address: Bullshit Street

Street number: 123

Apartment complex: 7

Apartment number: 11b (<-- please don't mess this up, I don't want my neighbor to get high on my shit lol)

Apartment level: 137.2

Company: Bullshit Unlimited Co.

Zip code: 12345-6789 (<-- that's my zip code lmao)

City: Bumfuckingtonshire

Country: 3rd World

Then add some spelling mistakes, leave out the country and make me do a google search to get your address right on the $10 USD sample you ordered.

That's pretty much it. Or people asking stuff like "I need 1644g blow, 841.34 oz of heroin and 161,841 pills what's the price?" and making me calculate that shit for like 30min.

Also people sending 30 different messages in order to get my attention. Shit like "ayy forgot my address here it is" in the format above "lmao" usually unencrypted. Or shit like "ayy bb where's my order? lmao" 30+ times.

Withdrawing funds to 2000 different addresses and then paying like 50 USD per transaction if you need to cash out a few thousand.

Receiving 700x 30 USD orders per day and like 2 larger ones (2k+)


[11 Points] None:

When they don't send me pictures of their dick so I know how old they are


[12 Points] TheAlmightyGawd:

DarkNetMarketNoobs


[8 Points] wombat2combat:

not a vendor but I suppose some of these:


[9 Points] DruggieKitten:

what annoys me? people who dont read my profile -- usually ordering to other countries when i clearly state us only, or asking for tracking numbers


[7 Points] Spicegirls_vendors:

When people wait and let their order autofinalize.

In our opinion, this is what drives more vendors to require FE on their orders. Then they see how much money the can acumulate withen 4-5 days of BSing their customers.

We like hansa for that reason. vendor states their shipping time, markets adds a couple day buffer.

The more on top of the shit the vendor is, the lower shipping time they can list.. also, the more established they are, the less of a buffer is added by the market.


[6 Points] theslutbag:

The police


[3 Points] Team_Of_Freedom:

The ass hole custos that see btc went up 3$ since they got their pack so they pray it drops and if not let it auto Finalize


[3 Points] RxConnectthrow:

One thing that gets on my nerves for some reason is when buyers double encrypt. They'll encrypt their info then check the encryption box so you have to decrypt their info twice


[3 Points] None:

SQUUUUUWK


[3 Points] None:

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[2 Points] DrParagon:

Unnecessary encryption. Asking for tracking when none was suggested for orders under ten dollars. Messages Friday night asking if I can get them stuff before New Years. Hey I'm going to be in your area next month can I pick up some stuff from you? Some people don't seem to know that they have a zip code or street suffix. Post office boxes with street addresses.


[1 Points] None:

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[0 Points] mapsyal:

I can't believe a vendor's feel secure enough to post on reddit. Boy times have changed. /good_contribution