[update]: USPS just misdelivered a bulk order addressed to me

I am one lucky duck!

Okay for those that were curious - I'm an MXE vendor. I'm not going to namedrop myself as this wasn't a publicity stunt lol and I'm really not hurting for business. The package was 500 grams. Not the biggest order I've made, but still nothing to shake a finger at.

After reviewing the thread last night (and seeing the post "be the one who knocks") I decided - hey, what the fuck WOULD Walter White do in this situation? He certainly wouldn't sit on his ass, paranoid waiting for LE to come knocking. So I decided that I was going to go to the local post office and harass the shit out of the people there until I got my package back. But that wasn't necessary! Whoever got my package must have been a really fucking cool dude/chick, as they decided to drive directly to my apartment this morning and handed it to the kind folks in the office, who promptly emailed me and let me know.

I think the lesson here is that I realllyyyyyy need to get my drop set up. And those who are moving any sort of volume should do the same. I actually was the one who posted the thread a week or two ago titled "let's talk drops". I suggest everyone check it out and get their shit in order - because this just goes to show that even if your vendor has perfect stealth you're still at risk if you're getting it mailed to your personal address due to the overall incompetence of USPS.

Thank you though to everyone in the thread yesterday that provided feedback, informed me of the chain of custody laws, etc. It really helped ease my mind.


Comments


[22 Points] InfinitelyOutThere:

You are super fucking lucky dude


[3 Points] I-love-cocaine:

good to here bro!! now if only USPS could find my 14gs of yayo they misdelivered that would be great. glad yours turned out fine, will go check out that thread.


[3 Points] Jay-__:

Don't forget to give back - you just used up almost all your Karma, I guess.


[3 Points] None:

Hey, a fucking update!! Cheers to you mate.

1 of forces bastard children /u/changetip


[2 Points] hilltopbandaids:

The vast majority of people on this sub are buyers, and therefore have no real use for drops. The general advice given is just to use your home address or a PO box with your name. If you're getting a lb of schedule 1 shit to your door, you're a fucking idiot. There's a dozen ways to at least obfuscate the mail. There have been really no instances of LE using mail fraud against vendors in trial. Gwern's page shows only 1 instance of that happening. In a situation where LE intercepts your package and bags you, they most likely are going to forget about the mail and get you on the drug trafficking charges. Not to say it can't add more weight to your case, but it would certainly be beneficial for vendors to keep their name off imported drugs.


[1 Points] footlockervip:

Let us know how taht mxe is man I want some!


[1 Points] crondom90:

Lucky, nice for you.


[1 Points] RectumToucher:

500g lol. Imagine if the people didn't return it. I know if I got 500g of MXE I wouldn't return to Earth for a good 10 years.


[1 Points] None:

i wonder how many po box deliveries are delievered incorrectly vs. homes


[1 Points] DarkNetTarget:

hey man, glad you're safe. And props to you for not being a paranoid pussy (excuse my language), taking charge, and thinking "what would walter white do" lmao that shit had me laughing. Hope all is well and that's awesome that the person that got it was so lax about it.


[1 Points] stamp_collecting:

See, these are the stories I love to run across.

Also cool that the person drove it to your apartment's office. Whether out of self-preservation for not getting in trouble over stealing someone's package, or just being decent, I was hoping something like this would happen. Even if they had contacted USPS to have it redelivered, I'm sure USPS would have taken their sweet ass time and you'd have been stuck sitting around waiting and peeking out the window for the pack and/or LE for the next few days.

I'm glad you're still with us to post your update and I'm also glad that you realize you need to up your OPSEC. Now go get that drop and sling some MXE!


[1 Points] a_wild_snatch_appear:

Was it opened? Think I would get a little paranoid having opened a package containing half a key of white powder that wasn't mine.


[1 Points] None:

None


[0 Points] thomascheer:

I don't understand,

The MXE is not you, it is good thing to compensate the owner, not to steal it