So, the other day I made an excellent thread which people loved -read it here here- specificially this comment:
Well, let me tell you what happened.
I was totally blacked out from Thursday afternoon until late Saturday as I'd consumed an amount of xanax equaling over 20mg, 150mg of heroin and 16mg of suboxone. And smoked pot as well....
During that time, I decided to take my dad's expensive Mercedes Benz for a drive. No idea where I went or how long I was out for but I know I drove it...
At 10PM I decided I'd come home.
In my blackedout state I managed to hit into a car parked in my street (side swiped, not rammed into it) which caused the airbags to hit me in the face.
Apparently from the noise, a bunch of people from a nearby house came to assist - I was fine, but they urged me to leave contact details for the car owner, which I gladly did.
The next day, the car owner and her father (who just so happened to be a fucking lawyer) paid me a visit. I assured him I'd sort it out within the next two days....
As my dad is overseas, it's not my car (meaning no insurance to cover me personally), the other persons car is also not insured and having no idea what to do I decided to turn myself into the cops.
They arrived and a bitchy cop had a go at me - before even asking simple questions I could tell she was a cunt.
I explained I had no license, the car was not mine, I knew I was in the wrong and didn't know what to do - though I did know I'd broken many laws and figured the best thing to do would be to call the police.
I gave her the info she wanted (minus the fact I was blacked the fuck out on xannies, though she did ask if I was drunk to which I replied that I don't drink.)
She then interviewed the lawyer and daughter who are willing to settle it civilly - they want $4000 or a new car by Wednesday, which is bullshit - the car I hit is a 1994 model which go for anywhere between $800 - $2500.
So, I'm basically fucked.... I have no money, no job a huge amount of debt which is now even larger and an angry father ready to beat my ass when he returns from overseas.
Any people got any advice?
Only thing I can think of is getting some more H and xannies and overdosing to get rid of the whole mess, at least for me...
And proof for the non believers:
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