DETAILED CHECKBOX | |
Vendor Name/Marketplace: |
Relaxing on Alphabay |
Product/s reviewed: |
25 Xan Bars (+10 free) = 35 |
International?: |
US to US |
Vendor requires FE?: |
NO |
Price before shipping: |
$25 |
Shipping cost : |
$0 |
Customer Service: | pick one below with an "x" like this: [x] |
[x]+5 |
Superb: Polite, prompt, ensures satisfaction |
[ ]+4 |
Good: Professional, exhibits customer care |
[ ]+3 |
Satisfactory: Adequate responses, resolved issue |
[ ]+2 |
Marginal: Subpar communication, partial resolution |
[ ]+1 |
Bad: Poor communication, no resolution |
[ ]+0 |
Awful: Abusive responses, no resolution |
Product Quality: | pick one below |
[x]+5 |
Highest purity - highly potent |
[ ]+4 |
Mostly pure - potent |
[ ]+3 |
Minor cut or impurity - strong |
[ ]+2 |
Cut and/or impure - medium to weak |
[ ]+1 |
Almost entirely cut - very weak |
[ ]+0 |
Possibly bunk - no effect |
Processing Speed: | pick one below |
[x]+5 |
Processed & marked shipped in 24hrs |
[ ]+4 |
Processed & marked shipped in 48 hrs |
[ ]+3 |
Processed & marked shipped in 72 hrs |
[ ]+2 |
Package is late |
[ ]+1 |
Package is very late |
[ ]+0 |
Never received package |
Price Value: | pick one below |
[x]+5 |
Excellent - great value & low cost |
[ ]+4 |
Moderate - worthy value & fair cost |
[ ]+3 |
At-market - neither good nor bad |
[ ]+2 |
Below-market - so-so value, high cost |
[ ]+1 |
Exorbitant - low value, excessive cost |
[ ]+0 |
Rip-off - little-to-no value, unjustified cost |
Stealth & OpSec: | check all that apply |
[x]+1 |
Vacuum-sealed |
[x]+1 |
Mylar/non-porous container |
[x]+1 |
Decoy/misdirection |
[x]+1 |
Low package profile |
[x]+1 |
Good OpSec/PGP |
Comments: | Review #1: https://pay.reddit.com/r/DarkNetMarkets/comments/3ee60p/relaxing_cheapest_bars_on_the_darknet_review/ |
Relaxing has done it again. This time even better than before. I decided to use a different review template so you guys can get even more detail of the product. Relaxing has the color down, the press down, everything down. There are 39 kids sitting on a yellow bus and they are not feeling any school anxiety. The bus is codenamed R039.
Relaxing is a very polite vendor and his communication is outstanding. He usually has responded within the hour and he sells 2mg Bars at $1 a piece. Buy 5 bars and he gets you with free shipping. That deal just can not be beat. I bought 25 and he threw in 10 freebies for a total of 35.
His stealth was already great but it has since been improved exponentially since my last order. No stamps which is magic in our eyes. I'm going to describe what's inside the pack because it's pretty standard. Inside the box there was a bubbler wrap envelope. Inside that bubbler wrap envelope was a mylar. Inside that mylar was a vac seal. Inside that vac seal was a baggie. Inside that baggie there was magic. This guy is going above and beyond in my books. How much care he puts into concealing your bars is impressive. There was absolutely no rattling what's so ever. Who seriously needs all that for a pack of bars. Relaxing definitely thinks so. He obviously cares for his customers safety.
He has switched to the yellow colors that a R039 is supposed to be and I have had a chance to test them and they are potent just as advertised. They are very well pressed.
I received them 2 days after being marked shipped.
Pictures: http://s02.anon.yahnataetu.com/41f1317081f6c167aa92b7098354973a.jpg http://s02.anon.yahnataetu.com/a3a79b9d79a4571b9f8ccedc90123611.jpg
https://anonfiles.com/file/41f1317081f6c167aa92b7098354973a https://anonfiles.com/file/a3a79b9d79a4571b9f8ccedc90123611
TLDR; What vendors throws in freebies? Relaxing does. Bought 25, received 35 total. No stamps, above and beyond stealth, insanely fast free shipping. Legit looking yellow bus coloring R039's. Well pressed. $1 a bar. 2mg potent as advertised.
Nice review, he's defintely a promising vendor, I was rooting for him on day 1.
I see you didn't post this review to the shithole that is /r/thebarbarians, why is that?
But still too yellow I think, obviously I can't really tell just from pics, without having them in my hands, and without having them side by side pharmacy sourced ones. Here's DrX's pic of his yellow school busses and he said they look lighter in person.
Also kind of a misleading title, we got DrXanax with 500 for $500 who is known for throwing in A LOT of extras
Relaxing is still good for personal use though.