Love letter (Help!!!)[srs]

So I got my first love letter today. Thank god it wasn't anything illicit but still associated with illicit manufacturing. There's four options. Claim girlfriend, Sue for girlfriends love, Abandon girlfriend, or do nothing(which is an option listed) but, after 30 days that will lead to #3, which is abandonment. WTF do I do? Please no belize nor arson.


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[3 Points] None:

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[3 Points] MAXIPAD1923:

ask jason statham to get it for you


[3 Points] madrigalelectra:

Why not just say you were making supplements, they require no fda approval.


[1 Points] coffeencreme:

Nothing. Dont do anything. And remember the first rule of fight club......


[1 Points] None:

Lol at srs tag. I would've used [super cereal]


[0 Points] Devoid_:

Clean house of all drugs, hopefully you didn't text anybody about it on your personal phone. Get rid of the computer you used ordered it. Don't leave a trace of you get rid of the shit. Get an attorney ready just in case the DEA is concerned with your rotary pill press. If they come shut up and call said lawyer


[0 Points] None:

Damn your stupid, did you think it was gonna work?