Vendor Name/Marketplace: ElChapoFire, Dream Mkt. Product/s reviewed: 7g Meth International?: not entirely sure. I only deal with US to US vendors, though. Vendor requires FE?: Dream considers him too new to give FE status to. You CAN, but he can't ask yet. However, I think you will soon see why he can be trusted anyway. Price before shipping: $225 Shipping cost: $10 (that's a total of $235 for a quarter of Meth. A quarter! For $33.50 a g? Holy SHIT. Customer Service: [ ]+5|Superb: Polite, prompt, ensures satisfaction [X] 4.5 High Praise, but not flawless (my own category) Elchapofire always responds to emails, but is not effusive, preferring nonspecific "fire on the way" comments to more informative ones. However, that being said, I have never once found that, if he said it was mailed, it had not been. Every freaking time I order, it hits the mail that day. So really, a 4.5 is a better score here. []+4|Good: Professional, exhibits customer care [ ]+3|Satisfactory: Adequate responses, resolved issue] [ ]+2|Marginal: Subpar communication, partial resolution [ ]+1|Bad: Poor communication, no resolution [ ]+0|Awful: Abusive responses, no resolution Product Quality: [ ]+5|Highest purity - highly potent [X]+4|Mostly pure - potent: Minor issue where I don't know what to conclude. Both Mecke and Mandelin take longer than they should to turn Meth, but they do eventually. Given the purloined nature of my reagent kit, though kept cool and in the dark, it is not refrigerated, and it's older than 6 months. Psychoactively (see below), it works as advertised, so along with (admittedly potentially aging) reagent evidence, we will call that an almost perfect. Here's where I have a bit of a problem as well, as I don't smoke or slam. Only parachute orally. One of my foibles. As such, any description of a "sudden rush" would be instantly seen as hyperbole or an outright fabrication. However one reasonably small dose can keep me on task, awake, and alert for just about as long as I want to be, without major jitters and when I go to bed, a modest dose of benzos knocks me right the hell out. However,the shards are beautiful, so either elchapofire is pretty amazing at adding bulk to his ice, or what he gets is pretty pure. If others who have bought from him and smoked or slammed it want to chime in as to his product's effects taken in that way, I'd appreciate it. Might help people interpret my review in their own way. [ ]+3|Minor cut or impurity - strong [ ]+2|Cut and/or impure - medium to weak [ ]+1|Almost entirely cut - very weak [ ]+0|Possibly bunk - no effect Processing Speed: [x ]+5|Processed & marked shipped in 24hrs Always. Always. Hell, it seems on SUNDAYS he at the very least gets it blue-boxed so it goes out with the first pickup. Never had to wait more than 5 days from order to delivery, and most often it's 3 days from order to my lockbox. A truly quick order processor. [ ]+4|Processed & marked shipped in 48 hrs [ ]+3|Processed & marked shipped in 72 hrs [ ]+2|Package is late [ ]+1|Package is very versk [ ]+0|Never received package Price Value: [X]+5|Excellent - great value & low cost. Without a doubt one of the best US to US meth values. Don't get me wrong, there are certain messianistic junkies and vendors with a quite attractive woman as their avatar pic who offer rather good prices and rather excellent product as well. but if you are focused on bang for buck, elchapofire delivers, and promptly [ ]+4|Moderate - worthy value & fair cost [ ]+3|At-market - neither good nor bad [ ]+2|Below-market - so-so value, high cost [ ]+1|Exorbitant - low value, excessive cost [ ]+0|Rip-off - little-to-no value, unjustified cost Stealth & OpSec:(check all that apply) [x]+1|Vacuum-sealed [x]+1|Mylar/non-porous container [ ]+1|Decoy/misdirection [x]+1|Low package profile [x]+1`|Good OpSec/PGP Itwould take a mail machine with Skynet for a mind to "accidentally" tear open one of elchapofires packs and expose anything. Without unduly burdening his stealth/style of shipping, your parcel will not be readily suspected or scanned by any normally-used postal servivce products. Pack will NOT be hit on by narc dogs. Just saying. The Results: 90/100, but when you read my comments, you can easily see that could go up without doubt to at least 94/100 if not a bit higher. elchapofire is a up-and-comer in the meth market at Dream, and if he/she/they keep their prices near where they are, at the quality, speed, and stealth they provide, I imagine they'll do QUITE well. Last I checked elchapofire was sporting a 4.93/5 rating for a bit under 100 TX. For a new vendor, that's pretty damn good, Anyway, that's my take. (I was not solicited or offered any compensation by any person or entity, including the reviewed vendor, for this review. I decide whom I review, and I inform them before I do, telling them that I do not under any circumstances guarantee a positive review, nor do I expect compensation of any sort)
Sorry about the crap formatting. I tried twice to look halfasstheway like it was typed by a human and not a roomful of crack-smoking monkeys. Failed.