I'm very mad about getting scammed so I decided to review a bunch of people to blow off steam.


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Vendor Name/Marketplace: abloneLSD/AlphaBay
Product/s reviewed: 10 doses of WOW LSD
International?: USA
Vendor requires FE?: Yes
Price before shipping: $43
Shipping cost: $7 usps trackes
Customer Service: pick one below with an "x" like this: [x]
[x]+5 Superb: Polite, prompt, ensures satisfaction
[ ]+4 Good: Professional, exhibits customer care
[ ]+3 Satisfactory: Adequate responses, resolved issue
[ ]+2 Marginal: Subpar communication, partial resolution
[ ]+1 Bad: Poor communication, no resolution
[ ]+0 Awful: Abusive responses, no resolution
Product Quality: pick one below
[x]+5 Highest purity - highly potent
[ ]+4 Mostly pure - potent
[ ]+3 Minor cut or impurity - strong
[ ]+2 Cut and/or impure - medium to weak
[ ]+1 Almost entirely cut - very weak
[ ]+0 Possibly bunk - no effect
Processing Speed: pick one below
[x]+5 Processed & marked shipped in 24hrs
[ ]+4 Processed & marked shipped in 48 hrs
[ ]+3 Processed & marked shipped in 72 hrs
[ ]+2 Package is late
[ ]+1 Package is very late
[ ]+0 Never received package
Price Value: pick one below
[ ]+5 Excellent - great value & low cost
[x]+4 Moderate - worthy value & fair cost
[ ]+3 At-market - neither good nor bad
[ ]+2 Below-market - so-so value, high cost
[ ]+1 Exorbitant - low value, excessive cost
[ ]+0 Rip-off - little-to-no value, unjustified cost
Stealth & OpSec: check all that apply
[ ]+1 Vacuum-sealed
[ ]+1 Mylar/non-porous container
[ ]+1 Decoy/misdirection
[x]+1 Low package profile
[x]+1 Good OpSec/PGP
This was my first DNM order. Because of that i fucked it up and didn't put my address in the notes. Told abloneLSD that, sent it to him in a message, and he got it fixed up and sent my package as soon as he could. Wonderful service, always trying to be helpful. As for the LSD I cut the strip of 1000mg into 8 pieces and took 1 and a half tabs, tripped fucking balls. First time tripping too. Was very nice. Fuck scammers. You are not one so I like you.
TOTAL: (22x4 for 88%)


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Vendor Name/Marketplace: TGUK/AlphaBay
Product/s reviewed: 25x LSD tabs @115
International?: USA to USA
Vendor requires FE?: yes
Price before shipping: $78.29
Shipping cost: $4 USPS
Customer Service: pick one below with an "x" like this: [x]
[x]+5 Superb: Polite, prompt, ensures satisfaction
[ ]+4 Good: Professional, exhibits customer care
[ ]+3 Satisfactory: Adequate responses, resolved issue
[ ]+2 Marginal: Subpar communication, partial resolution
[ ]+1 Bad: Poor communication, no resolution
[ ]+0 Awful: Abusive responses, no resolution
Product Quality: pick one below
[x]+5 Highest purity - highly potent
[ ]+4 Mostly pure - potent
[ ]+3 Minor cut or impurity - strong
[ ]+2 Cut and/or impure - medium to weak
[ ]+1 Almost entirely cut - very weak
[ ]+0 Possibly bunk - no effect
Processing Speed: pick one below
[x]+5 Processed & marked shipped in 24hrs
[ ]+4 Processed & marked shipped in 48 hrs
[ ]+3 Processed & marked shipped in 72 hrs
[ ]+2 Package is late
[ ]+1 Package is very late
[ ]+0 Never received package
Price Value: pick one below
[x]+5 Excellent - great value & low cost
[ ]+4 Moderate - worthy value & fair cost
[ ]+3 At-market - neither good nor bad
[ ]+2 Below-market - so-so value, high cost
[ ]+1 Exorbitant - low value, excessive cost
[ ]+0 Rip-off - little-to-no value, unjustified cost
Stealth & OpSec: check all that apply
[ ]+1 Vacuum-sealed
[ ]+1 Mylar/non-porous container
[ ]+1 Decoy/misdirection
[x]+1 Low package profile
[x]+1 Good OpSec/PGP
Ordered this during his sale, ended up getting 30 panda tabs. Very good for the price. Shipping took about 5 days in a regular envelope. Stealth was terrible, but it is domestic LSD. It's whatever. I didn't take it, but Had an experienced tripper tell me it was god @115, and I haven't had complaints from customers yet. All in all good job. Oh and BTW fuck you you fucking fake Helix scammers.
TOTAL: (23x4 for 88%)


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Vendor Name/Marketplace: PelicanUSA/AlphaBay
Product/s reviewed: 3gr of PURE FIRE DUTCH MDMA
International?: USA to USA
Vendor requires FE?: no
Price before shipping: $120
Shipping cost: $7 USPS priority
Customer Service: pick one below with an "x" like this: [x]
[x]+5 Superb: Polite, prompt, ensures satisfaction
[ ]+4 Good: Professional, exhibits customer care
[ ]+3 Satisfactory: Adequate responses, resolved issue
[ ]+2 Marginal: Subpar communication, partial resolution
[ ]+1 Bad: Poor communication, no resolution
[ ]+0 Awful: Abusive responses, no resolution
Product Quality: pick one below
[x?]+5 Highest purity - highly potent
[ ]+4 Mostly pure - potent
[ ]+3 Minor cut or impurity - strong
[ ]+2 Cut and/or impure - medium to weak
[ ]+1 Almost entirely cut - very weak
[ ]+0 Possibly bunk - no effect
Processing Speed: pick one below
[x]+5 Processed & marked shipped in 24hrs
[ ]+4 Processed & marked shipped in 48 hrs
[ ]+3 Processed & marked shipped in 72 hrs
[ ]+2 Package is late
[ ]+1 Package is very late
[ ]+0 Never received package
Price Value: pick one below
[ ]+5 Excellent - great value & low cost
[x]+4 Moderate - worthy value & fair cost
[ ]+3 At-market - neither good nor bad
[ ]+2 Below-market - so-so value, high cost
[ ]+1 Exorbitant - low value, excessive cost
[ ]+0 Rip-off - little-to-no value, unjustified cost
Stealth & OpSec: check all that apply
[ ]+1 Vacuum-sealed
[x]+1 Mylar/non-porous container
[ ]+1 Decoy/misdirection
[x]+1 Low package profile
[x]+1 Good OpSec/PGP
First order of MDMA. I haven't tried it and neither have my customers, so idk how good it is. Hopefully it is real shit because if it is not I am going to be very mad. Have I already mentioned FUCK SCAMMERS?!?! Anyways it came double wrapped in mylar, that was the only real stealth but it was passable. He answered promptly when I had questioned, and it came in within three business days. Also offered me a free gram on next order if I stuck a sticker on a usps truck, but when i got that message I had already thrown packing material away. Would buy from him again. Oh yeah fuck you Helix scammers.
TOTAL: (22x4 for 88%)


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Vendor Name/Marketplace: DrQuarters/Dream Market
Product/s reviewed: Welcome Home Adderall Sale 20mg IR
International?: USA to USA
Vendor requires FE?: No
Price before shipping: $5.85 per pill
Shipping cost: $USPS priority
Customer Service: pick one below with an "x" like this: [x]
[x]+5 Superb: Polite, prompt, ensures satisfaction
[ ]+4 Good: Professional, exhibits customer care
[ ]+3 Satisfactory: Adequate responses, resolved issue
[ ]+2 Marginal: Subpar communication, partial resolution
[ ]+1 Bad: Poor communication, no resolution
[ ]+0 Awful: Abusive responses, no resolution
Product Quality: pick one below
[x]+5 Highest purity - highly potent
[ ]+4 Mostly pure - potent
[ ]+3 Minor cut or impurity - strong
[ ]+2 Cut and/or impure - medium to weak
[ ]+1 Almost entirely cut - very weak
[ ]+0 Possibly bunk - no effect
Processing Speed: pick one below
[x]+5 Processed & marked shipped in 24hrs
[ ]+4 Processed & marked shipped in 48 hrs
[ ]+3 Processed & marked shipped in 72 hrs
[ ]+2 Package is late
[ ]+1 Package is very late
[ ]+0 Never received package
Price Value: pick one below
[x]+5 Excellent - great value & low cost
[ ]+4 Moderate - worthy value & fair cost
[ ]+3 At-market - neither good nor bad
[ ]+2 Below-market - so-so value, high cost
[ ]+1 Exorbitant - low value, excessive cost
[ ]+0 Rip-off - little-to-no value, unjustified cost
Stealth & OpSec: check all that apply
[ ]+1 Vacuum-sealed
[ ]+1 Mylar/non-porous container
[x]+1 Decoy/misdirection
[x]+1 Low package profile
[x]+1 Good OpSec/PGP
I would let this guy suck my dick if he asked. Seriously, great person to work with. Answered all my questions, marked shipped very fast, package got here in 3 business days with a great decoy. My roommates couldn't it. Great price too for the DNM at 6 a pill, if only is regular prices were that good. I was just about to get a 700$ order of addy from him, but then the fake Helix site took all my bitcoins I was tumbling so that just fucking sucks. Sorry dude, but its ok cuz fuck money i transfered more from my savings and I'm gonna fucking buy it off you. Anyways, great guy, great product, would recommend anyone to buy off him. Oh yeah and i assume the pills were good cuz the people i sold them too want more. So yeah! :D
TOTAL: (23x4 for 92%)


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Vendor Name/Marketplace: NWCannabis/Dream Market
Product/s reviewed: 1 Oz Northern Lights
International?: USA to USA
Vendor requires FE?: No
Price before shipping: $140 an ounce
Shipping cost: $10 USPS priority
Customer Service: pick one below with an "x" like this: [x]
[x]+5 Superb: Polite, prompt, ensures satisfaction
[ ]+4 Good: Professional, exhibits customer care
[ ]+3 Satisfactory: Adequate responses, resolved issue
[ ]+2 Marginal: Subpar communication, partial resolution
[ ]+1 Bad: Poor communication, no resolution
[ ]+0 Awful: Abusive responses, no resolution
Product Quality: pick one below
[ ]+5 Highest purity - highly potent
[x]+4 Mostly pure - potent
[ ]+3 Minor cut or impurity - strong
[ ]+2 Cut and/or impure - medium to weak
[ ]+1 Almost entirely cut - very weak
[ ]+0 Possibly bunk - no effect
Processing Speed: pick one below
[x]+5 Processed & marked shipped in 24hrs
[ ]+4 Processed & marked shipped in 48 hrs
[ ]+3 Processed & marked shipped in 72 hrs
[ ]+2 Package is late
[ ]+1 Package is very late
[ ]+0 Never received package
Price Value: pick one below
[x]+5 Excellent - great value & low cost
[ ]+4 Moderate - worthy value & fair cost
[ ]+3 At-market - neither good nor bad
[ ]+2 Below-market - so-so value, high cost
[ ]+1 Exorbitant - low value, excessive cost
[ ]+0 Rip-off - little-to-no value, unjustified cost
Stealth & OpSec: check all that apply
[x]+1 Vacuum-sealed
[x]+1 Mylar/non-porous container
[ ]+1 Decoy/misdirection
[x]+1 Low package profile
[x]+1 Good OpSec/PGP
I wanted to buy some weed because I can and because a guy told me I couldn't. So I did. Fuck him. Anyways this vendor was very responsive, and answered all my questions. Woohoo! The weed came in 4 business days, and came double packed in some mylar thingy and vacuum-sealed. Couldn't smell shit. Weed was kinda smelly when bag was opened, not much. Nugs were medium-small and sorta-barely compressed. My friends who smoked told me it looked good and they could see trichomes or whatever. A guy who smokes a lot smoked some and told me it was mod quality, so I should be able to resell for 10 a gram. Anyways yeah, solid weed aparently according to my friends, cuz I don't smoke.
TOTAL: (23x4 for 92%)

Thanks for listening fam, hopefully this is formatted right. I have some Red Supremes I'm waiting in that I will review that I come in. I have to start making back the money that I lost. So yeah I'm just kinda bummed and angrily typing this out. Plus someone got my credit card info so I am waiting for a new card to come in. Fuck my life. And if you want pictures of all of this shit, come fucking get pictures yourself and suck my dick while you are at it.

Here is one picture for ya'll http://i.imgur.com/x4bQVkT.gif


Comments


[3 Points] None:

Bruh this isn't Arabic. We read from right to left here.

Also the mdma will be fire if its from Pelican


[2 Points] Vendor_BBMC:

You git scammed by a fake Grams helix? where did you get the link from?


[1 Points] None:

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[1 Points] TryOutYooo:

When was it that you ordered from TGUK?


[1 Points] lostinthebtcfog:

DrQuarters is on dreammarket now?


[1 Points] filaal:

Do u have any addreall? Looking to try


[0 Points] manchasingpaper:

You kindve come off as an 17 yr old, I don't really appreciate the "fucking get pics yourself and suck my dick while your at it"

other than that good reviews I guess, cant believe pelican gets off with selling 3gs of mdma for 120$ that's the finesse right there


[-5 Points] BURNthenBELIZE:

derp derp i dont even smoke but i bought weed just cuz i can derp derp

"fuck you helix scammers"

you deserve to get scammed goof