[Vendor Review] TheLemonadeStand #4 Heroin (PICS)

Here's the review my mail order heroin:

Speed/Stealth:

Messaged TLS on 3/2 asking him if he could get an order out to me express on the 3rd so that I'd have it before I left town on the 6th. He got back to me within the hour and said "put the order in and I'll make sure it goes out." Sure enough, he sent it out express on the 3rd. Unfortunately, due to some shipping issues (not his fault, fuck USPS), the package took 6 days to arrive. Postmark showed that he sent it on the 3rd though, and without the shipping issue it was supposed to arrive on the 4th which would have made it truly overnight. And it had to travel a longggg way to get here.

Stealth was nothing fancy...if you'd opened the envelope you would have found the drugs pretty easily. That said, it was vacuum sealed, and had a visual barrier...just no decoy or anything above and beyond.

Quantity/Price:

3g of #4 Heroin. $187/g. Received it in 3 separate 1g bags. Won't have a chance to weigh until later tonight, will update the post. Purchased on Evo, but he also sells on BlackBank and Agora. Vendor requires FE.

Tests:

Didn't do any tests on it, but it's definitely heroin.

Quality:

I only sniff, so can't speak for what this would be like IV'd, but holy shit this is some excellent heroin. I've tried a bunch of the vendors: Sosa, Dragoncove, Panda Express, Noctur4l (sp?), plus a few others, and this is the best so far. It's really easy on the nose and it wraps you in absolute opiate bliss within minutes. This is some strong shit, too, and a little goes a long way. I've done 2 toothpick sized lines over the course of an hour, and I'm feeling fantastic. There's very little cut to this stuff. It has me nodding off a relatively small amount, with total body relaxation. $200 is a lot to pay for a gram of heroin, but holy shit at least this stuff is fucking incredible.

Breaks up easily into a nice fluffy powder.

It's off white (see pics), and came as mostly powder with some pebbles that broke into powder very easily. Very clean looking, with almost no smell, and a slightly bitter but pleasant drip. Wow though, this stuff is so easy on the nose and has no burn.

Communication:

TLS returned every message I sent within a few hours, which is impressive given the volume of messages I'm sure he receives. Due to the shipping snafu, a lot of communication was required, and he was on top of it. When the shipping issues took a turn for the really fucking annoying, he even provided me with the tracking # so I could follow along and see for myself.

Overall:

This was an excellent experience, and if I weren't planning to take a break from the sauce after this order, TLS would be my one and only from here on out. He went above and beyond to make sure I'd have my pack before I left town, and when the shipping issues arose, he reassured me that no matter what happened with the pack, he would make sure that I was happy and received my stuff. Totally polite and courteous.

There's nothing more frustrating and infuriating than a vendor who already has your money leaving you high and dry when shit turns south, and TLS took the high road at every possible turn. Even though the shipping issues weren't his fault, he was willing to send a reship if I didn't get my stuff...he was going to take a loss on it just to make sure I was happy and satisfied, when he could have just told me to fuck off.

Plus, he has what's arguably the absolute BEST heroin of any of the vendors...I mean, people rave about his stuff for good reason - this is some top of the line shit. I mean, if you're gonna pay close to $200 for a gram of heroin, why not get the best quality stuff from a vendor who actually gives a fuck about customer satisfaction?

In summary, if you're going to buy heroin on the internet, buy it from TLS.

Pictures: https://www.anonimg.com/img/9139ce97dcb723c1853597a7f74068bb.jpg https://www.anonimg.com/img/18681f7800d0bd04be768dab2744c56f.jpg


Comments


[1 Points] grandtheftdarknet:

Great review.. thank you for this. i appreciate your honesty and thoroughness.


[1 Points] Holycowcowholycow:

I too just got my pack today from TLS of the same thing today. I can echo the sentiment, this stuff is good. Also TLS didn't hand write the label on the envelope this time, so a lil boost in stealth for the pack. However, I would say a decoy would be nice. The pack also to forever to get to the west coast, but the fault lied on USPS as it was mailed out on the 3rd. All and all, I'm quite the satisfied customer.


[1 Points] fun4dayz:

Nice review. Been thinking of ordering from him and now I def will ty!


[1 Points] iliveintor:

As for your comparison with sosa, when did you try sosas? I remember trying sosa for the first time and that was BEYOND body warmfulness. I tried lemonade few months ago and i found myself doing larger amounts than what i was used to with sosas. Things to point out though is that, tls has white, where sosa had tan/brown. I came to the conclusion that maybe tls is much cleaner because the brown i got from sosa had a bigger bang but very uneasy where tls's gear was very easy on me but very weak when comparing the two.

i recently tried sosa and his gear looks a bit different and smells different. It smells less vinegar and it looks more whiteish and soft compared to the first brown stuff i got from sosa. Then again, im also thinking maybe my tolerance has risen as well. so there are way too many factors to even understand the differences for me. As for the bang for my first time experience with sosa, it was a huge Bang. My 2nd experience was very different but I have this feeling that sosa's new shit is cleaner because I don't feel as nauseous. So when it comes to variations in batches, it really does differ. My choice is still sosa though for the bang. TLS, for express.

I do have to admit though, i don't feel as noddy as i did on my first batch from sosa. I'm going to take a break for a week or 2 to see if it's my tolerance.