Synester - 100mg Etizolam on Agora ($12)

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Vendor Name/Marketplace: Synester - AG Marketplace
Product/s reviewed: 100mg Etizolam
International?: USA to USA
Vendor requires FE?: Yes
Price before shipping: $12
Shipping cost: $4 for USPS First Class or $7 for Priority (I'm a cheap bastard so I chose First Class.)
Customer Service: pick one below with an "x" like this: [x]
[ ]+5 Superb: Polite, prompt, ensures satisfaction
[x]+4 Good: Professional, exhibits customer care
[ ]+3 Satisfactory: Adequate responses, resolved issue
[ ]+2 Marginal: Subpar communication, partial resolution
[ ]+1 Bad: Poor communication, no resolution
[ ]+0 Awful: Abusive responses, no resolution
Product Quality: pick one below
[x]+5 Highest purity - highly potent
[ ]+4 Mostly pure - potent
[ ]+3 Minor cut or impurity - strong
[ ]+2 Cut and/or impure - medium to weak
[ ]+1 Almost entirely cut - very weak
[ ]+0 Possibly bunk - no effect
Processing Speed: pick one below
[ ]+5 Processed & marked shipped in 24hrs
[ ]+4 Processed & marked shipped in 48 hrs
[ ]+3 Processed & marked shipped in 72 hrs
[x]+2 Package is late
[ ]+1 Package is very late
[ ]+0 Never received package
Price Value: pick one below
[x]+5 Excellent - great value & low cost
[ ]+4 Moderate - worthy value & fair cost
[ ]+3 At-market - neither good nor bad
[ ]+2 Below-market - so-so value, high cost
[ ]+1 Exorbitant - low value, excessive cost
[ ]+0 Rip-off - little-to-no value, unjustified cost
Stealth & OpSec: check all that apply
[x]+1 Vacuum-sealed
[ ]+1 Mylar/non-porous container
[ ]+1 Decoy/misdirection
[x]+1 Low package profile
[x]+1 Good OpSec/PGP

Pictures of Product -

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I am also /u/DNMfood . Too many drugs made me not remember my password. Thnx.

Well, I knew /u/synestter had shipping issues in the past and I decided to order anyways as I've been wanting to try Etizolam for a while. It was $16 after shipping and it was marked as shipped Friday. Well, next Friday rolls around and still no pack. Panic mode comes in as there are several other complaints about Syn on this sub about delays as well as bunk product. I shoot him a message on Agora and he replied immediately saying that it was possible that the pack actually went out Tues/Wed instead of Friday.

I was kinda bummed because this was my seventh order and have yet to be scammed by any vendor. I was ready to write it off as a loss until the package finally came in today. Being the retard that I am, I immediately tear apart the package and find my goodies. There were several visuals barriers and it took some effort to actually get to my drugs. I had just finished smoking some DMT and decided it was an appropriate time to try and volumetrically dose my etizolam. Yeah well a few bad decisions and a shitty scale later, I find myself with an unknown amount of etizolam dissolved in about 40ml of Ethanol. Well, fuck. I take 1ml and slowly wait.

I'm starting to chill the fuck out when I spot some Eti powder on my phone...fuck it. I proceed to lick it up and 30 minutes later I'm out cold. My roommates wake me up, telling me my phone has been ringing. At this point my legs are fucking asleep and my chest is covered in drool. I pick up the phone and it's someone from somewhere trying to confirm some appointment with me. I mumbled on a bit and I think the conversation went well. I'm still quite fucked up but I will eventually post a review for the DMT from DeemzBeemz.

My conclusion: The product was excellent and Syn has the lowest prices on the market at the moment. If he can consistently ship out packages on time, he'll be doing very well in the future. He's also has some Clonazolam in stock which I'm thinking about picking up once I have a better scale.

TL;DR - Slow shipping, but Syn communicated with me throughout the entire process and eased my fears. Ended up consuming unknown amounts of etizolam powder, and then fell asleep and drooled everywhere. Would recommend.


Comments


[5 Points] None:

synester needs to start shipping his stuff himself.... the fact that he outsources shipping is fucking his reputation up. Hes a good guy, honest and very easy to comminicate with but its kinda crazy to be waiting 2 weeks on a domestic pack


[3 Points] None:

I got my pack too, super late. I'll put up a short review.


[2 Points] None:

Lol you need to be more careful man. Buy a dropper bottle with marked measurements, some pg and some transfer pippets wrong. The whole pint of volumetrictly dosing is to know how much you taking so you can acuratky dodr and find your sweet spot


[1 Points] None:

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