[Vendor Review] Bestman365- $110 gram of heroin

What's up everyone who's still up and probably high. So i've become sort of an Agora heroin connoisseur. So, on a side note i found out who Bestman365 used to be on SR1 from a variety of things and we chatted about it. When he sold on SR1 i was his first customer, pissed him off, it took a week for express but he doubled my order. At that point he had 2 kinds of listings up: 1g high quality heroin and 1g UNCUT RAW DIESEL HEROIN. Being cheap, i opted for cut and it ended very badly. The cut was literally 50/50 benadryl and i was shooting half a gram at that point in my life, and at that point in time i had a DPH trip on accident and swore off heroin for awhile. Really fucked up my life as i was hospitalized because i was visiting family and wigged out. So fuck you for that bestman, but you're doing much better now. This recent purchase was done because i saw really cheap fucking heroin from a reputable vendor, and i'm gonna make a killing reselling a little bit to my friends. Or so i thought. Pictures first, the review.

Communication 4/5

Vendor did not answer anything i sent him. However, there was really no need to. He did do exactly as i asked, he just never confirmed with me anything. I guess this gets a 4/5. No comm's really needed.

shipping 5/5

This first class letter mail got to me in two-three days. The reason i say two-three is because i couldn't check on the second day after it was shipped, but it was there on the third day(today) before the post office had put up PO box mail. So i assume it got here in two days. The vendor marked my order as shipped exactly 20 minutes after i finalized. I was skeptical about this, but jesus this stuff must have teleported here. My last priority package took 9 days. This $3 mail took two.

stealth 0/5 holy fuck bestman, really?

Stealth was literally non existant. I opened the envelope and saw two bags of heroin. NO fucking paper in there, it wasn't wrapped up, it wasn't put into one bag (i ordered two grams). I could SMELL the heroin from the envelope. The only thing he did was he took a lighter, and fucking Tried to seal the top of the small ziplocks the heroin was in. Not only did this not do shit, it made it really fucking difficult to open the bags without having to cut the fuckers open. I ended up being able to salvage one of the two baggies, and just consolodated them both into there. I lost probably a point of heroin due to his fucking half sealed shit job of the ziplock. Heroin has fell out of the ziplock into the bottom of the fucking envelope. I was furious with this "Stealth". It got to me, whatever. But this fucking endangers whoever is ordering. I've ordered 25i with better stealth. Infuriating.

product 5/5

This stuff is a very, very dark brown. It is a powder at first glance, but it is really a shitload of very small pebbly rocks that have to be broken down. This heroin... burns. Badly. I snorted a point of it and it had my nose on fire. Worse than any burn i've had off of heroin. At first this made me super nervous, but then the heroin took effect and the burn stopped. Oh well, just weird. As far as i can tell, this is pretty good heroin for the price. Dopeman's is certainly better, but BM's is 110 a gram with 3 dollar shipping. I'm easily gonna retail this for 30/pt and make a total of 400 dollars. I bought DM's for personal, bestmans to help my dopebuds out. I haven't had a chance to IV bestman's dope yet, since the needles are in my car, and i'm stayin with my parents for awhile. Will update this after i shoot a point tomorrow. also might add my nose immediately stopped the fuck up and i couldn't snort more now even if i wanted to. kinda disappointing.

overall

I would maybe buy again. It's nice heroin and it's cheap. However, i would ONLY buy again if bestman let's me pay extra for some sort of stealth. I can't risk the shitty stealth he uses. It's a deal breaker.

TL;DR Buy at your own risk. This product has no stealth, and it's just dope in an envelope. Great cheap dope. /end review


Comments


[7 Points] StuffyKnows2Much:

dope in an envelope

Totally want to go back in time to the 90's west coast rap scene and drop an album titled "Dope in an envelope: fa real".


[3 Points] whothehoe:

BM365 needs some serious OPSEC lessons.


[2 Points] brendo927:

Holy shit 30 dollars a point. Dam your local market must be dry as fuck to get that kind of dough.


[2 Points] NiggaKingKilla:

When I tried him last month he at least covered the skwog with a few sheets of paper, that's a shame that he's gotten worse. Even that was a bit sketchy.

And I hate the way he burns the bags shut. The fuck is that? They're already ziplocked!!!

You can't beat the price for skwog of that caliber, though. Really nice stuff.


[2 Points] SunBurnedTongue:

Couple months ago, when bestman was the golden boy vendor of the DNM's, and US junkies were tripping all over each other to see who could heap the highest praise on his gear, an opportunity was had to put that shit to the test -- an opportunity provided, of course, by someone who isn't me, to someone else who isn't me -- a long time ago, in a galaxy far far away, and a whole bunch of other utterly meaningless disclaimers, too.

I mean, holy shit man, fire-ass quality #4 heroin for $100/g? Who wouldn't want some of that action?

To be honest, our tester doesn't even remember anything about the stealth. Apparently it was neither great nor awful, because in either case it should stand out in his memory in some way. But it doesn't. So I guess it must have been okay, but unremarkable.

His comments have more to do with the product itself. 'Cause he's, like, a junkie and all.

The most important test, of course: Does the product fuck you up? Yes, it does in fact give you some kind of a buzz, not entirely unlike an opiate high. But -- in no conceivable way would our tester describe it as "Fucking bomb-ass fire ECP, man! Like, a one nanogram speck of this shit will have you nodding out flat on your ass for months, no matter how high your tolerance is! I never even dreamed I would ever see dope this potent, man!" Um, no. The high is detectable, but if it genuinely kicks your ass, you are some kind of major opiate pussy and your junkie license should be revoked.

The smell test: Does it have that lovely vinegary smell, telling you it was processed with acetic anhydride? Not really, not that our tester could detect with his reasonably sensitive schnozz. The batch he saw was very light beige, hardly any hint of brown color at all. Also, no lovely little darker brown rocks that you could crush up to release a fresh whiff of that smell -- none.

EZ-Test Heroin Purity semi-quantitative assay: Wazzat? Some fuckin' junkie was willing to sacrifice 20 mg out of his dope bag, dumping it into an ampoule full of god knows what kind of brutal chemicals, just for the sake of gathering some actual data on what the hell is in that bag of dope? Are we blowin' your mind yet?

Bottom line: The test read "Very Low Heroin Content." There is, in fact, some heroin in that bag you got from bestman. But not very damned much. Not enough, in the humble, strung-out junkie opinion of our test subject, to account for the perceived effects of the stuff when consumed. So -- our tester's entirely subjective and dope-addled guess would be that it's some very, very stepped-on street gear, fortified with one of the many analogs of fentanyl, to yield a product that's cheap to make, but still fucks you up well enough to fool lots of BM's custies into thinking that it's some fire ECP heroin..


[2 Points] marrymealexsosa:

stealth 0/5 holy fuck bestman, really?

Basically everyone's reaction when ordering from bestman. He has absolute fire product and great shipping. I don't think he realizes the amount of business he loses by being so lazy. Anyone who orders from him is truly gambling with their freedom. People have been complaining about his lack of stealth for months. He really is one of the least professional vendors I've come across. I had the exact same frustrating issue of trying to get open the fucking sealed bag.

I just don't get you bestman...would it kill you to fucking put a piece of paper in there? Something? ANYTHING


[1 Points] Newthrowaway63:

That's really weird, something's happened then in the last couple weeks that's changed because just around 2 weeks ago I posted an update to a bestman review I did where I said his stealth was much better. With my orer from him just a couple weeks ago the product itself was normal, a light tan color like the dopeman product in the picture. It was nothing like in this picture, nowhere near as dark as the product shown.

And his stealth was very different and acceptable as well. This time it was multiple envelopes and not so lacking as his previous stealth had been, his previous way of shipping using a first class letter was known to many of those ordering from him. And yet they continued to order from him and joked about how lacking it was but never had a problem with it. Because it always worked and was very fast. Now in this case it's unacceptable if the bags were leaking or there was a smell. But that has never been the case with my orders. Anyone ordering from him should know that they'll be receiving a first class letter with some papers in it. All that's different with this case is it was missing the paper and the bags must've torn some to spill out.

And even though the previous stealth was always lacking and I didn't have any huge problem with it (along with every other reviewer of him) I was pleasantly surprised when my last order had normal stealth with multiple layers and not the normal letter you'd receive. I figured he decided to start getting fancier with his packaging. So either he's back to his normal letter packaging and it failed this time or this was a mistake made by him to send it out like this. Either way I'd probably mark it up as a fluke unless there's a pattern of this. And he should definitely make amends with you in some way for this.

This hopefully was an isolated incident from a normally extremely reliable vendor, so I'd wait and see if there's a pattern with upcoming orders from others. But I'd definitely put in a dispute with agora if he won't return your messages.


[1 Points] UndefinedExperience:

From all the reviews I see mentioning this vendors terrible and nonexistent stealth it is really evident that he does not care about his customers safety in slightest and is only trying to make a fast buck. I don't care how good his dope is, it could be fucking sent in a gold leaf baggy and I still wouldn't order it. I advise everyone take caution and DO NOT order from this vendor until he is forced to stealth his products. All it takes is one routine drug dog sweep of the post office and somebody is getting fucked.


[1 Points] OptionalAccountant:

I almost ordered that nice deal, but I didn't wanna wait for first class. I went with realsupremesmoke instead and am not disappointed. First of all you can't beat the express shipping I had my heroin so quick! Also, I tried real dope right before and it looks like the same batch you got, which was awesome, but supremesmokes shot blows it out of the water. Dude even with realdope's fire I have been having to redose 4-6 times a day to keep feeling good. It's amazing this shit I only have to dose twice a day! I bought a half gram and it has lasted me so long already with a couple more days worth if I keep at this rate. And I can have more in only 2 days tops! So I am so glad I didn't go with best,an's shit especially hearing about his lack of stealth. I did order from him back in the day on BMR I believe and he was legit and had good stuff. I do remember the shitty stealth though lol. But all in all, I have tried a few vendors on agora, and now I am a believer in realSupremesmoke. I won't be going elsewhere as I have found shit I believe to be at least 90% pure diacetylmorphine/acetylated morphines


[1 Points] OptionalAccountant:

Oh and btw you ever try tron's balloons. If so, DONT! They are fucking fentanyl analogues. I would get high for an hour or two then need to redose!


[1 Points] throwguy7:

I used to want to order from bestman365 or expressman but it seems like they really fell off their game. People say there dope is some of the worst shit anyone's ever had and they suck at stealth.