Hey community, this is a very serious question and I ask you to take this seriously.
My wife and kids know nothing about drugs in general, let alone my drug usage. They don't know what METH, LSD or Ecstasy is, looks like, and what it does.
I haven't done any acid for 30+ years now and want to do it again now, but my family must not know about this.
So an LSD shipment is expecting me, but I will probably be at work when it does arrive. Now here's the problem:
My wife will probably pick it up. I don't know what I could possibly tell her, what it might be. I need a proper excuse, what I could lie to her, so she thinks it's something legit and not illegal.
I thought about telling her it's only postage stamps but that is ridiculous. She wouldn't believe it. What COULD I tell her, so that she doesn't question it at all?
BTW: I can't change the address and she will most likely pick it up. There's nothing I can change about that. If she finds out, I'm afraid she would divorce me, so please give me SERIOUS advice... or else don't bother to answer at all.
I have no chance to pick it up personally too, so a legit excuse is What I NEED.
You are looking into a gift for her...so please leave all mail in your name unopened...then just figure out something to buy