Rap Review for KS MDA

Details
Vendor: [KarmaSyndicate]
Market: [Alphabay]
Product: [14G MDA - $400]
Shipped from: [Canada]
Shipped to: [USA]
Required FE: [NO]
Vacuum Sealed: [YES]
Decoy: [YES]
Handwriting: [NO]
Rating
Communication: [10] / 10
Stealth: [10] / 10
Shipping time: [6] / 10
Price value: [10] / 10
Aesthetics: [10] / 10
Weight: [11] / 10
Quality: [11] / 10
Transaction: [10] / 10
Vendor: [9] / 10
Drug: [1000000] / 10
TOTAL SCORE: [95] / 100

i was right fucked up the other night and tried to post this but the formatting was all fucked up. i gave up on it but kept thinking about it while i was rolling this weekend. i realized that i was more scared of sharing my stupid rap and being made fun of then i was worried about fixing the format. so here ya go. life's too short to worry about what anyone else thinks my niggas!!!!

Yea, this review is dedicated to all the vendors that told me
I'd never have to FE, to all the LE, postal workers, and neighbours
that remain oblivious of what's going on
when I'm just trying to get plugged from the internet
And all the anons in the struggle, you know what I'm saying?
It's all good baby baby

It was all a dream
I used to stare at my laptop screen
Rising BTC blowin' up my revenue stream.
Got a P.O. box at the mall
Every Saturday night I'm packed, MDA? Got an 8 ball.
I get my vape stock in the mail, pops.
Orderin weed and dabs too, trippin on what the markets got.
Laaaaid back, when I had the red and black Xanax pack.
You got crack to match?
Remember Silk Road, too? Uh uh, uh uh.
I never thought the markets would make it this far.

Now Karma in the limelight cause his shit tight
Time they get paid, 4 bills? That's a fair trade.
No sinner, the OPSEC contest winner.
But I remember when the delivery times were thinner.
Peace to OGs like Team Trust and GG
But y'all gettin' rekt by these northern hippies.
I ain't blowin you up like I thought I would.
Got MDA? I'd order if I could...
But it's all good.
And if you don't know, now you know, vendors.

I made the change to KarmaSyndicate
As up close and personal as I get? encrypted text.
I just dance with my peeps all day.
Spreadin love? That's the molly way.
The club and MDA keep me busy
street dealers used to diss me
Now I get letters and they miss me.

I never thought it could happen, this Darknet stuff
But waiting on packs to land is rough.
Now Karma play me close and don't dash my hopes.
Where my delivery from the west coast?
CP is fucked. Their employees are weak.
This is what I hear when they're asked to speak.
Livin life without fear
Got no time for claims of scamming in my ears.
Lunch break, can't wait. Gonna go check again.
Consider it a win cause my pack has come in!
Stereotypes of a vendor, misunderstood,
but they still all good.
And if you don't know, now you know, users


Comments


[10 Points] DarkKnight_1111:

Im a simple guy. I see "rap" and "MDA" in the title of the thread I give it a click.


[7 Points] MDMangel:

I found that rapper 'Stitches' y'all. Through the mail!!


[4 Points] maxturbator:

Hahahah. Well done.

I feel like you missed out on some sorta line about the reagent being black, somewhere in that line about the xanax pack though.


[3 Points] jumbodawg:

what a juicy review...


[1 Points] RIP_Meth_9000:

Yo....Word To Your Mother!!!!!!

Yabba Dabba Doo!!!!!


[1 Points] None:

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[1 Points] PiffCrew420:

Lol, that was a quality review man!!


[1 Points] octomarvel:

Dead ass crying fam.

=,)


[0 Points] None:

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[0 Points] KaptainDublU:

Not gonna lie,

DOPE