It all started 3 weeks ago, when satan and her temptress, the vagina, called me on a weekday trying to "hang out".
We had broken up about a week before but things had taken a more civil turn. Unfortunately i am weak and gave in to the unholy.
We banged.
Of course.
Fast-forward 1 week after no communication whatsoever.
Lucifer calls me in tears, saying shes stupid he used her for sex and he gave her something.
what.
Turns out the angel of darkness started fucking her ex right after we had broken up. Shit went south. He said he gave her an STD.
That night she goes to the ER, (in the U.S. no insurance) gets standard STD treatment (chlamydia and gonorrhea) antibiotics, std test, and pregnacy test and is sent out the door.
The next day I order the same meds from KOPTEVO on EVO for $42 with express shipping.
less then 2 weeks later i get my pills in the mail, Name brand in blisterpacks, all is well no more symptoms...
Diablous gets her bill in the mail,
$900+, and call saying she was positive for chlamydia.
TL;DR I saved nearly $1000 by purchasing prescription medication off of the darknet and self diagnosing myself, instead of going through the American Health care system. Also, stay away from sluts.
Thanks Obama