Vendor ReviewTheLemonadeStand

-Details- Vendor: [TheLemonadeStand] Market: [Agora] Product: [.5g BTH] Shipped from: [USA] Shipped to: [USA] Required FE: [YES] Vacuum Sealed: [YES]

-Specific Ratings- (numbers are based on 1-10 scale)

Communication: 10 Always responded very promptly and answered my questions clearly (and i had a LOT of questions, more details at the bottom of this post).

Stealth: 8 Pretty average stealth, but it was perfect for what it was. If you opened it you might be like, "what is that?.... wait... is that drugs?" but it was vacuum sealed and packaged cleanly, without any reason for it to be opened.

Shipping time: It's hard to give this one a number, i explain this at the bottom of the post.

Price value: 9 TLS actually ended up giving me some extra product because of some issues, so in the end the price value was like 15/10.

Aesthetics: 9 Looks and smells like BTH. I dont have a whole lot of experience with tar since im used to powder, but it looks good and dissolves in warm water cleanly and easily.

Weight: I haven't had a chance to weigh it yet, but its definitely more than a half g, which is more than what i payed for so i'm very satisfied with the weight.

Quality: 9-10 Like i said, i dont have a ton of experience with tar, but i tried a dose that i thought would put me right around threshold effects, but a few minutes later i was like, "holy fuck this is good shit." I didn't weigh my dose, but it was very high quality considering the way it made me feel.

Transaction: 9

Vendor: 10

TOTAL SCORE: A+

TLS is a fucking outstanding vendor.

The entire process of this order was pretty drawn out and there were some small problems, but TLS went way out of his way to give me some of the best customer service i've ever had, on DNMs and in real life.

So here's the story.
I placed my order a few days before christmas and 3 days later, he still hadn't marked it shipped so i messaged him. He replied asking me to FE, which took me off guard and sent me some mixed feelings (i generally don't finalize early, ESPECIALLY if i haven't ordered from the vendor before, just for principle's sake. So i made a post here on reddit asking for your advice. This was kind of a dick move on my part, because i caused people to question TLS' reputation for no reason. (if you're reading this, TLS, sorry about that again! i do think you should mention that you require FE on your profile though because if a buyer isn't ready for that, it can definitely throw them off guard!) Anyways, after talking to him for a while i decided to just suck it up and finalize, which was a great fucking decision haha.
So, i was basically hoping for the best and expecting the worst, we all know how that is. After a little bit of conversation, TLS gained my trust back and i could tell he was really a solid vendor and why would he rip me off over such a small amount anyways? I was probably super annoying with my endless questions, but in the end he came through and DAMN did he come through. From what i gather, he usually would send a message to the buyer right away asking them to finalize, but just missed me by mistake. It was christmas time and i completely understand, vendors are humans too. This guy definitely cares about customer service, and i respect the fuck out of that. Seriously fucking great vendor. He apologized kindly and offered to send it express since i had to wait so long. Considering how expensive express is, i thought that was very cool of him. Along with that bonus, he threw in some extra product and shipped it immediately after we worked everything out. I've been using these markets since the original SR, and i've only had customer service this good from one other vendor, Righteous. If any of you have worked with Righteous before, you know the supreme customer service i'm talking about. Now, onto the product.

I'm usually an ECP guy, but he was out of stock on that so i went with the tar. l'm not a very serious user and dont have a ton of experience, but i know when i have good shit. And this is GOOD SHIT. definitely the best tar i've had in my life. I don't have a scale so i don't know what dose i took, but it was maybe half the size of what i would normally use and it got me way more fucked up than almost twice it's size in street stuff here would have. And now i have plenty of it to enjoy for quite a while.

Yes, this review is long as shit because yes i am high as balls from that tiny little piece that i used as a test dose. Normally i would barely be feeling this dose, but im straight up nodding and loving every minute of it.

If you're looking into buying heroin, TLS is your guy. He's going to have my business as long as i have access to him.
Thanks TLS, you'll be seeing me again soon :)

PS Just a side note that you might be interested in. I wasn't able to smoke it when i tried it out, so i dissolved it in a little bit of saline and sucked it up into an empty nasal spray bottle. I've never done this before but it worked VERY well for me. There was no clogging or anything weird and it's something i'm definitely going to experiment further with. I am aware that heroin breaks down and becomes less potent when dissolved in water, but i figure i could probably fill it up day by day. That way i can keep my use measured/controlled a little bit more and i can also use it in public ;)

And yet another PS I was researching ways to combat constricted pupils that opioids give you, and i found a post where somebody said they used allergy eye drops called Opcon-A to dilate their pupils a little bit. I tried that, and while it's not a perfect solution it definitely works. I doubled the dose on the package and only used it in one eye to compare the difference in my pupil sizes. It's not a huuuuge difference, but it's for sure enough to make you look a little less fucked up if you need to.

Okay, done. I hope this review was useful and will encourage you to support this guy. TLS is the bomb and i will assuredly be trying his other products soon!

I'm going to go nod out in my hammock now..mmmm. Peace, homies.


Comments


[2 Points] 1ReviewReviewer1:

Here ya go buddy! Since some details your didn't number (shipping for example) I just threw in a 10. You can edit out the numbers and total score to suit this better to your experience though!

Details
Vendor: [TheLemonadeStand]
Market: [Agora]
Product: [.5g BTH]
Shipped from: [USA]
Shipped to: [USA]
FE? (y/n): [Yes]
Communication: [10] / 10
Stealth: [8] / 10
Shipping time: [10] / 10
Price: [9] / 10
Aesthetics: [9] / 10
Weight: [10] / 10
Quality: [9] / 10
Transaction: [9] / 10
Vendor: [10] / 10
Drug: [10] / 10
TOTAL SCORE: [94] / 100

Copy and Paste version of your review I'll PM to ya.

Nice review though man! Always wondered what TLS's products were like, have been waiting for a review for awhile now. Glad it was all in all a good experience, I definitely think I'll have to give him a try next.


[2 Points] Hellokittycustomer:

I love TLS for his service alone. Goes the extra mile for the customer, even if they make mistakes. He's just all around friendly to deal with.


[1 Points] bigdaddywhatsup:

I'm somewhat new to posting on reddit.. could someone help me out with the formatting? i dont have a whole lot of time to figure it out right now. thanks :)