[Vendor Review] DrLysergic Cocaine (Jan. 9, 2018 batch)

Vendor: DrLysergic (Jan 9, 2018 batch)

DrLys is a great vendor. he takes care of his customers and it is apparent his customers really like him. LSD quality is his main fame and the low price on his coke is attractive to many. Many of his customers have messaged me in the past few days asking if i would post my review on him as they knew I had bought from him. So, here it is.

Vendors Markets: Direct Deal Vendor Country: USA

Substance: Cocaine

Suspicious Effects: Speedy, jaw clenching. And now for something never seen by me before:

In cooking 1.5g with baking soda to determine coke content i witnessed a chemical process i have not encountered before. i use a two step procedure to make hard. first part is create a coke and baking soda paste and heat it for a minute or so in a large coffee tablespoon scope. once most of the baking soda has bubbled off, stop heating and let cool. it will harden. i then break it up in the spoon so its not one slab. I add water to the top of the spoon and then heat again, never boiling. the crack from the first step will release more soluble cuts and the base will bubble out too. once the base stops erupting baking soda and coagulates on the bottom of the spoon, stop heating. add a few drops of ice cold water to the spoon which causes any base in solution to fall to the bottom. the base at the bottom is normally goey. Now what happened with DrLys gear is that when i added the drops of ice water, one big diamond rock fell out of solution and dropped to the bottom. it was already solid in the water without any air contact. i poured off the water and put the diamond on a coffee filter. it was rock hard and looked somewhat like meth. It's weight revealed a 100% yield. i believe i just created an ephedrine cocaine base speed ball. You smoked this and you were wired.

Abnormal Color/Texture (Yes/No):

Suspected Adulterant: Ephedrine

Home Testing Done? Testkitsplus showed 3 stars (50% coke) and postive color for ephedrine

Price: 7 grams for $350 or $50 gram

Advertised purity: standard cocaine

Picture: https://pli.io/OHqwn.jpg

Comment: he sent one big rock, dry & crunchy, snort afterburn 30 sec, wakes you up, but strong numbing of gums, some jaw clenching, drip front nose & throat, no euphoria, makes you feel tense. So, this is not a party drug for me as i hate that wired tense feeling. but i found this is ideal for waking you up in the morning after a rough night. Take two lines and your off to the races. So i used it for that purpose. DrLys is a great vendor. he takes care of his customers and it is apparent his customers really like him. LSD quality is his main fame and the low price on his coke is attractive to many.

Disclaimer: Cocaine is the most difficult drug to assess when comparing its high to other batches of cocaine. What I call Fire, you may call Garbage, yet we are both right for it is a subjective opinion as to how it makes us feel. The only test result you can use to quantitatively compare batches is a GC/MS analysis of purity and detection of active cuts.

Stage one of production affects the quality of the raw cocaine paste made by farmers in the jungle mountain "pasta" labs. Paste purity content varies from farmer to farmer based on the recipe that they use, and whether they make it in pozo pits with acidic solutions or metal drums using gasoline and ammonia. Or whether they piss and shit in the paste which many do as a joke on Americans.

With the 90's murder of Escobar, the cartel's power and the manufacturing process declined. The farmer's raw pasta of 30% to 80% cocaine undergoes the second stage in processing being refined in "base" labs run by thousands of clandestine mom and pop labs rather than Escobar's large centralized labs. These labs take the paste and turn it into cocaine base. The final and most important stage occurs in the larger "crystal" labs where the base undergoes crystallization into cocaine hydrochloride. These labs are more sophisticated and tend to be somewhat centralized. All use recipes with minor variations and no organized national overseeing of quality control exists. The shoddy processes they use guarantees that the contaminating cocaine alkaloid impurities remain. The alkaloids are too similar to the cocaine alkaloid and can only be extracted with very expensive scientific equipment. For this reason, base cocaine received by these labs needs to have a high percentage of cocaine or it is rejected.

Six key chemicals are involved in the processing of cocaine: sulfuric acid, potassium permanganate, sodium carbonate, kerosene, acetone and hydrochloric acid. The DEA imposed choke points with chemical importation limits on two key chemicals for purification: acetone and magnesium permanganate or it's substitue sodium permanganate. The kerosene or gas used to dissolve the leaves would normally be washed out with these two chemicals. The best non pharma process today is lucky to achieve 92% purity. DNM that advertise 96% pure are lying.

Besides the declining quality of cocaine, there are a slew of other factors affecting the high. I may like this batch from Vendor X but two days later, I like Vendor Z's better. WTF? Cocaine's effect is dependent on your internal psych state, your external psych state, with or without alcohol, % active cuts, homogenization quality, batch variation, time of day, position of the sun, moon and stars and then the subjectivity aspect, i.e. personal preference for speedy vs mellow, introvert vs extrovert high, gas smell vs no smell, powder vs rock etc..

Coke should be dry, not moist or rock hard and crunchy. It should feel slightly oily, flaky, and a little squishy. Color is off white to pure white. Pure cocaine is a salt crystal not a talcum powder.

Having a gasoline/petrol smell does not equal potency or quality. It means the coke wasn't washed. Yellow color does not equal quality. It means they used muriatic acid instead of hydrochloric acid for crystallization. Muriatic acid is yellow and contains HCL and contaminants especially iron. Hydrochloric acid is clear and water white and is pure HCL.

Rocks do not equal quality. Most rocks are artificially made, i.e., rerock created with pill presses, lidocaine, phenacetin, caffeine, glucose etc. and a fake cartel stamp. Rocks often contain more cut. Naturally occurring rocks happen by moisture bonding. Throat Drip does not equal quality. Drip is caused by cuts.

Levamisole is added by processors in Colombia, not Mexico as many believe. And they have just taught the Peruvians and Bolivians how to add it too. It looks just like coke, shinier and much heavier, adding potentially human illness producing weight to the brick to increase profit at the expense of our health. And yet, we continue to pay good money for bad cocaine even though we know they stepped all over it and added harmful chemicals to it.

Such is the siren's call. "She's alright, she's alright, Cooooocaine."


Comments


[9 Points] FishyStuffTA1:

When you accidentally turn your kitchen into a Meth lab by dropping cold water on a spoon πŸ˜‚ Jokes aside good review ☺️


[3 Points] JburnaDNM:

Keep these reviews up. Extremely informative and very helpful. If there's one thing I hate from shitty coke is that tense feeling from a speedy cut.


[3 Points] boston717:

So what I am seeing from most of these coke reviews is that the product is not as good as advertised. Would it make sense then to just go with the vendor with average priced product? Dr Lys is cool as hell and my fav vendor so seems like its a good value. Was there any other vendors with an inbetween? not $90 a gram and shit?


[2 Points] thedude-12:

Really like this, great dude and the gear is definitely what you pay for


[1 Points] None:

yeah I dont enjoy coke that wires me like that,ephedrine is nasty shit


[1 Points] iaminnocentma:

OP, thanks for the review. As suspected, it was cut with ephedrine, I had the same feeling you did when trying this, nostril burning, gum numbing...probably will pass this on as a weight loss supplement since some people use ephedrine just for that πŸ˜‚


[1 Points] cashpool00:

I got some from him last week and it was a solid 7/10, definitely not the strongest but I didn't feel any active cuts. It had the cleanest comedown of any gear I've done but not the strongest euphoria. Good shit though and a little cheaper than coke in my city too. From what I've read, it seems his batches are very inconsistent, will review the next one as it's on the way currently


[1 Points] Blackpanther777:

I want to know who hands down has the best period


[1 Points] MedusaSci:

Hasn't responded to emails in days:(


[1 Points] JburnaDNM:

u/I_hate_rerock have you ever tried puremagic on dream?


[1 Points] alintro:

I love your reviews :D Please never stop.


[1 Points] Blackpanther777:

What about Limaconnect


[1 Points] SloppyJoeLieberman:

Glad to see an honest and descriptive review on this vendor's gear. I'm happy that I didn't order from him recently when I was on the hunt.


[1 Points] boston717:

He has a new batch that I just received that is a lot better in my opinion. Not as speedy