I have awoken

Right now I have more parody accounts of me than I'm used to so please don't forget that I'm the only real trappy along with a defunct account I lost the password to. You can always ask me to sign a message for you in case I ever decide I need another account.

I'm also the only trappy that can help you with anything alphabay related.

That said, radio has amused me. He's a little like I would be if I were to order an ounce of meth. I'm impressed at how prolific his posts are and the aggressiveness of his humor. He is a much higher quality trappy than I have seen the past few weeks.

If you are also interested in being trappy please PM me. We've had 2 job openings over at the budcentral shop for months now, 1 for a junior subreddit mod and 1 for a dedicated CSS & artist position.

Please have your criminal resume prepared and PGP signed.

Duties include smoking weed and customer support. You will be required to abandon your former identity and maintain uniformity as trappy utilizing various parts of my username in your new username. Payment is made in weed and weed products.


Comments


[13 Points] Pappy_Trandora:

You tell 'em.


[11 Points] None:

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[10 Points] ConvenientTruth:

I think all of the trappys should get their own sub, and play with each other over there.


[3 Points] ForDNMuse:

I'm also the only trappy that can help you with

"help"....


[2 Points] Dnm_cunt:

Well holy fuck where do I apply? Haven't had a job that pays in weed for like 12 years! Hook me up Trappy! I'm very very good at customer service and smoking weed (in no particular order)... And I need a fucking day job.


[1 Points] None:

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[1 Points] None:

Good morning


[1 Points] iliketothrooawayyfoe:

I'm highly interested in changing my username to trappy_throoawayyfoe. Please PM me.


[1 Points] Picard69:

I'm in. Can I be Trappy_Picard?


[1 Points] Trappy_Spotify_Trial:

PM for a free trial.


[1 Points] Idonu:

He said he would buy me cake and hookers on my cakeday! Cheers /u/Trappy_Pandora_Radio ....Hank on the other hand though....


[1 Points] None:

"Duties involve avoiding all threads about what a sketchy carder market you work for such as this one: https://www.reddit.com/r/DarkNetMarkets/comments/3p6dfy/update_alphabay_still_dragging_their_feet_at/ , avoiding any type of customer support, even when the customer and vendor have already resolved the issue themselves and ignoring any and all questions about the sketchiness of your thieves market. Payment is made in Russian carder jizz, unless we don't feel like paying you that day."


[1 Points] druggieslut:

Damn and I thought radio was you.

In before alpha02 is the defunct account you lost the password to...


[1 Points] Hank_Vendor:

Can I be trappy_hank?

because pandora had a 2 bitcoin vendor bond. and that shit was like £1300 or something back when. So I gave that place the swerve


[0 Points] drugaudits:

Paid in weed, and smoke weed on the job? Count me in!


[0 Points] Trappy_Whiskey:

I have joined the Trappy Team.