Knock on door, advice appreciated.

Got a knock on the door from the FDA. Someone I know ordered some stuff from the clearnet international. No opsec no crypto. Person had zero knowledge of how all this works. FDA agent left a callback number. I know this sub is for darknet but I figured you guys would know something about this. What would be the best course of action? Ignore? Call back?..


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[87 Points] ForLol_Serious:

Call them back and tell them your name is Ben Dover...

Cause that's what you're going to be doing while in prison.


[37 Points] cdimeo:

Did you just try to unironically SWIM us? Or was it actually someone else?

If it was someone else, ignore it. If they come back asking, tell them you don’t know anything and don’t give them the time of day.

If it was you, pretty much the same, but be nice about it.


[15 Points] _PrinterPam_:

The FDA? The FDA?! Did someone stick some fruit or something in with the drugs?


[16 Points] GirlsDontLikeIce:

Well you're supposed to have a lawyer's phone number with experience in this stuff.

You don't want to talk to any trained government officials alone.

Especially when you know what they want to know. They know how to weasel it out of inexperienced criminals like yourself.


[6 Points] yoyoyodayoyo:

Lol "someone I know"


[5 Points] cdimeo:

Without knowing any of the details but knowing how this has gone for others: the only way it’ll be an issue at this point is if they admit to making the order, even “sorry.” Doing so would make it impossible to come out of this unscathed.

By ignoring it, the usual investigative process takes place. Without a confession, it’ll most likely be decided that it’s not in the public’s best interest to devote the resources needed to get the conviction.

The discussion is much the same with dn mail, but in a “drugsz r bad” world, there’s a lot more to be gained by the individuals making the decisions to say they’re catching bad guys than cat owners on a budget.


[6 Points] Intergalactic_Reborn:

Don't call back and refrain from doing anything illegal.


[3 Points] poem_for_your_atog:

get a lawyer and do not tell them anything .


[2 Points] Brookklyn:

Find a Lawyer that give free consultation and ask them the same question you ask this sub


[1 Points] hoiwerf00:

international?

How international, there's a difference b/w Europe and Canada


[1 Points] Hur-Cum-Dat-Username:

the FDA? The FOOD and drug admin? Not the DEA?