Moronic Monday - it's your weekly stupid questions thread!

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[7 Points] accountdnmthrow:

Is this safe enough for drug orders such as weed? I've ordered other drugs (easy to stealth) before but I've realized I may not be the safest.

Go to Fastfood place and use WiFi (no Tails because idk how)

Coinbase -> Electrum -> Market -> Order

Deliver to friend's house who has no connection to DNM's, I just go and pick it up after he tells me it arrives.

I feel like I've done this wrong now after reading other people's experiences. What do I need to change to have better chances of staying safe?


[4 Points] PaintBuckets35:

Pgp key? How do I do it? How dies it work?


[4 Points] guitarofozz:

I recently sent an amount of BTC to my wallet at a popular DNM and it's been over 12 hours and 61 confirmations and still nothing. Whats going on and what can I do? Can I reverse the transaction?


[6 Points] altoids4205:

is it advisable to purchase bitcoins now due to the continued fall in price? Also not a business major but if i purchase 100$ of BTC @ idk 225$ and it raises back up to 260$ next week...did i do the right thing and make my investment rise as well? sorry if thats a stupid question but just curious


[4 Points] thatsthatdontplay:

how can i sell my adhd meds the fastest way?


[3 Points] Adam_Smith-1:

How horrible of an idea would it be to have orders shipped to a university? Would they do any further inspections of mail that would make it any more risky?


[3 Points] dadankness:

For the weed vendors.. Do many do weight? All I ever see reviewed is 30 grams or less it seems.


[3 Points] Alabamian:


[3 Points] hidyhocaptain:

What's the best way to communicate with in person buyers once I get my product from DNMs? Like I'd rather not use text but I also don't want something so complex that people aren't goig to bother. Is there something secure enough end to end like kik that I won't have to worry about? App wise that is android/iphone? I'd like something like that I could just be like "Hey if you want to get in touch with me later just download xxx my username is xxx", ya it feels like PGP is king but no person who wants to just get some shit is gonna want to go with that. I feel like even a burner phone through text would be a bit sketchy and then comes the issue having to change your number all the time.


[3 Points] wikkywakka:

just read another thread talking about how post offices have records of who lives at what residence etc...and packages sent to a residence to a name that doesn't live there could potentially throw up a flag. I have 2 places that I rent, but only one is tied to me officially. I only order stuff to be delivered at my other place that I'm not tied to. I've had many packages, express & priority, sent to the place I'm not tied to, but now I'm wondering if it's risky since on paper I only live at my other address?


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[2 Points] pretty_sunflower:

Let's say my friend has Tails. He also has coinbase and electrum, and a market and a vendor and a mission. This friend wants to make sure the BTC is not traceable. What is the best way for him to do that?


[2 Points] illmaticmat:

I am interested in buying stuff (lsd) in europe. Is it possible?


[2 Points] FLUSHINGKILOS1337:

Now that Agora is taking a break, what are the top 3 alternative markets? Mostly looking for MDMA, speed paste, LSD, and benzos?


[1 Points] IveBeenToldButIDK:

Every so often, I still get mail shipped to parents home. I moved out now. I lived with parents prior to moving out, hence why I still have mail arriving there. Parent's home is clear of drugs and computer hardware. If LE was to intercept or suspect anything they would just find old people shit instead of find my weed and drug drugs at my place.

Throwing it out there, can this be a drop [Only small stuff would be shipped]? I have my place (w/ roomies) and theres drugs around here and if/when I become vendor would like seperation (Dont shit where you eat)?

Any tips for newbie just starting out on the DNMs with hopes of becoming a vendor?


[1 Points] None:

Would you take xanax in capsul form?

I recently purchased a large amound of alprazolam and bonding materials and had a xan pill press machine.

Buuuuuuuuut the machine broke, now I have a few thousand a lot -of alprazolam.

Should I put 2-5mg alpraz in a capsul, and microcystaline cellulose (avalible at walmart, its harmless) in the capsul too for aestetics.

If you think about it a legit xanax bar has about 7 ingedients, like powder lubricant for thier machines, and hardening materials, and flowing agents. None of those are good for you. My capsules only containe two things: alprazolam(2%) and microcrystaline cewllulose (98%).

Would you personally buy a capsul with 3 mg xanax inside for say ..$2-$4?


[1 Points] pretty_sunflower:

Controversial topic, I am sure, but say I was looking for a proxy buyer in a particular metropolitan area. Someone more experienced than me willing to complete a purchase who I can then purchase off of in person. Would that be something that can be discussed on this forum? Has anyone had any such experience before?


[1 Points] tryptdn:

I don't know how much it matters, but... I want to write a review for a vendor I bought from on Ag, is it better to post the review here or at /AgMarketplace?


[1 Points] reubadoob:

Is 247exchange.com safe to use?

They rate is significantly lower right now which makes me suspect. (1 BTC = 203.354 USD)

Right now they're also offering a 20% off for sharing a post on facebook.


[1 Points] Diabetic_Manatee:

So what If i need to actually TALK to someone online? Is there any free online phones services (similar to google voice) I can use through TOR?

Yes I know I could get a burner phone...just wondering if I could do it without one


[1 Points] Hubsterus:

Anyone know a good place to to search and buy computer parts, such as graphics cards? If so, how reliable are vendors and what risks if any do I take buying PC parts?


[1 Points] lexjaks:

How long are downtimes for agora typically?


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