[Vendor Review] BurgerKingMan; What I believed to be fake, is now at a rapid pace, probably going to be the death of me. And I'm Lovin' It* Reg. Trademark of McDonalds.

DETAILED CHECKBOX
Vendor Name/Marketplace: BurgerKingMan/Apple Market (I went direct)
Product/s reviewed: Free Burger King-$25 every 24 hours-Stackable up to $100
International?: Not sure
Vendor requires FE?: No (But I did because DD)
Price before shipping: $50 (Although I called him a scamming piece of shit so many times he eventually gave it to me for $25. I ended up sending him the other $25 because I'm a such dick)
Shipping cost: FREE

After he first posted I knew he was a scammer, but an intriguing one none the less. And then when his shilly reviews came in, I was %100 sure of it. Probably because I once paid $10 for a free food guide that told me to complain until I got free shit. And that was shitty. So to make sure he knew that I thought he was a piece of shit I kept messaging him telling him he's a sleeze and basically accusing him of everything from carding the codes, to selling $25 gift cards for $50, and anything else I could throw at him. I was pissed. And hungry. Cause my package didn't come...
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Product Quality:| pick one below
[x]+5|Highest purity - highly potent
[ ]+4|Mostly pure - potent
[ ]+3|Minor cut or impurity - strong
[ ]+2|Cut and/or impure - medium to weak
[ ]+1|Almost entirely cut - very weak
[ ]+0|Possibly bunk - no effect
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Well if we're judging the product on Burger King's food, that is obviously a 10/5. And when you make it rain at BK you don't have to decide between chicken and beef. You get both. I made a tendercrisp whopper the other day. I'm fat. Fuck you.
But if we're judging the product on being the code and instructions I was sent, that only gets a 5/5 because that's all the template has. And my code has paid for itself a few times now.
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Processing Speed:| pick one below
[x]+5|Processed & marked shipped in 24hrs
[ ]+4|Processed & marked shipped in 48 hrs
[ ]+3|Processed & marked shipped in 72 hrs
[ ]+2|Package is late
[ ]+1|Package is very late
[ ]+0|Never received package
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Sent coin, had code within 10 minutes cause I told the scammer if I didn't have it 10 minutes I was going to fuck his ugly sibling sprouting from his shoulder.
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Price Value:| pick one below
[x]+5|Excellent - great value & low cost
[ ]+4|Moderate - worthy value & fair cost
[ ]+3|At-market - neither good nor bad
[ ]+2|Below-market - so-so value, high cost
[ ]+1|Exorbitant - low value, excessive cost
[ ]+0|Rip-off - little-to-no value, unjustified cost
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It payed for itself in 2 days. And now its all gravy. Except BK doesn't have gravy. Which makes me want KFC. YO BK MAN GET ME SOME FUCKING BUCKETS OF CHICKEN ALREADY!
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Stealth & OpSec:| check all that apply
[x]+1|Vacuum-sealed
[x]+1|Mylar/non-porous container
[x]+1|Decoy/misdirection
[x]+1|Low package profile
[x]+1|Good OpSec/PGP
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The code came inside a decoy chicken fry in a vacuum sealed (cardboard box) container which was inside an MBB (Paper Bag). I hope I'm not giving away too much stealth here. Mod's please remove if I have gone too far. The chicken fry also did not have any signs of being in contact with any sort of poopoo bars. So I ate it, just as many bartards have eaten their smelltastic poopoo bars. Unfortunately the chicken fry got me as high as the poop bars. No high, but at least I didn't eat Quantik's shit that was expelled from his body after he was killed by .. oh god I don't know enough bartard drama to go on with this... | |
| *TOTAL:25*|(x4 for 100%)
| So I owe an apology to BurgerKingMan for being such an asshole to him. The reason I eventually caved in and bought it was 1. to prove he was a scammer and 2. he offered it for $25 to shut me up so even if he was just selling $25 gift cards for 50 I wasn't losing any money.

I had 1 problem with it the first time using it because the employees never saw technology, but BKMan had it laid out in his guide. Even all the way down to the location of the button they had to press on their screen was. And what prompts would follow. I told myself I wouldn't use it a lot after that first trip. But everytime I pass a BK I think, why the fuck should I pay for food, or even a drink for fucks sake. This happens at least twice daily. And even though I'm fat, I hope BKman will still love me because I love him. Now get cracking on that KFC!

And to all those that said he and everyone that uses it are going to jail, I'd love to see that headline. "Feds arrest 210 people in massive darknet sweep. Detective King told the MilkshakeTown Gazette that him and his team of 100 DEA and Homeland security agents rounded up the gang simultanioulsy at 5am this morning. "We had to take them all down at once", King said. "If we only took 1 down, the rest would find out and go underground until the next batch came out. I'm proud of my guys, we took about $1000 worth of BK bucks off the street today. Hopefully that money can go towards a tank." When asked about real drug dealers on the darknet, King declined to answer but barely mumbled "That shit's fucking hard.. I wish we could just arrest screen names."


Comments


[22 Points] Dicksmith47:

I wanna buy this because it's a really great deal. But I won't buy this because I can't eat burger King every day.


[11 Points] Nano-Bunny:

10/10 review

Best Burger King shill post I've ever seen.


[10 Points] IknowPimpIt:

fuck formatting. Close enough. My fingers are fat and this took me 8 tries already


[8 Points] None:

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[4 Points] octomarvel:

10/10 for milkshake town gazette.

The only reliable news source these days.

=)


[3 Points] dadankness:

teach me how and ill pay him 75 for your missteps to as the total for meine own.


[2 Points] iLoveRDMeth:

Fuck, man I was the same way as you, thinking it was a scam and shit. But I knew that if I passed up the deal when I saw it I would be kicking myself because the opportunity to not have to spend money on food sounded amazing. Ever since I got this code I can just show up to something like a family gathering and just slap down 200 nuggets for the kids, my friends and I always have enough food for when we smoke, and I can gorge myself on Burger King's amazing fucking milkshakes. I sound like a shill right now but I fucking love that I actually bought this.


[2 Points] Tking012:

woah woah woah, its like infinite burger king moneys!?!


[2 Points] dnmuser1234:

Holy fucking shill


[1 Points] FarRockSlim87:

I want in on this...how do I get in contact? This was also a great read...still catching my breath from the news report lmao


[1 Points] InTheDitch:

Haha! One of the best reviews I've seen in a minute.


[1 Points] berneraccount:

Do these codes work in canada?


[1 Points] Magicpurpleponyrider:

"Highest purity" lol


[1 Points] manchasingpaper:

Damn I wish there was another food place that did this. like subway...wendys....burger king is so unhealthy