USPS PO Box Jammed

The key to open the locker for packages wont open because its jammed.What to do at this point? fucking usps man i swear.


Comments


[7 Points] CocaineNose:

asking USPS employee is too risky and might compromise your drop. You're going to have to pick the lock yourself.


[4 Points] JuicinOnEm:

Use words and ask for assistance


[3 Points] LSD145:

Tell them it's jammed? How does this belong on DNM?


[3 Points] speedfleek:

The only option is a small breaching charge placed directly to the right of the lock. Make sure its not too large, so you don't destroy the package. Too small and it sounds like you're shooting off a loud cap gun in the post office.


[3 Points] trappy_AB:

I really hope alphabay doesnt send me out to do this kind of tech support.


[2 Points] None:

WTF?! Just walk over to customer service man... Is this real life right now?- how is this here?


[1 Points] Morvu:

locksmith?


[1 Points] noshoppn:

burn down the post office


[1 Points] FuckTheJakes:

Tell them you fucking retard. What are any of us going to do for you? We aren't about to fly out or drive to you and fix it for you.

Retard.