Review - Agora - kamikaze - 1G Meth

Details
Vendor: [kamikaze]
Market: [Agora]
Product: [1g Crystal Methamphetamine HCl]
Shipped from: [USA]
Shipped to: [USA]
Required FE: [No]
Vacuum Sealed: [NO-caveat]
Decoy: [YES]
Handwriting: [NO]
Rating
Communication: [10] / 10
Stealth: [7] / 10
Shipping time: [10] / 10
Price value: [12] / 10
Aesthetics: [10] / 10
Weight: [10] / 10
Quality: [10] / 10
Transaction: [10] / 10
Vendor: [10] / 10
Drug: [10] / 10
TOTAL SCORE: [99] / 100

Warning: I like going into detail, so in order to enjoy this article, you'll probably have to be on meth. Sorry, that's the way it is.

So, I hate to do the whole giving someone a score above ten in any category but this vendor has seriously surpassed every interaction I've had on a DNM since I played favorites with certain old SR1 vendors. I would have given this person a 12/10 in every category, barring those which were given scores below 10/10 above and which I will elaborate on below; I do not consider these dealbreakers in the least, especially due to the vendor's receptive response to the constructive criticism.

Communication: One of the most communicative vendors I've interacted with in any DNM context. No rudeness or bullshit, not excessively wordy (like myself), but to the point and, from all indicators I can verify, they're honest.

Stealth: kamikaze is pretty new and they are learning, I feel. The bag containing the good stuff was only inside another slightly larger zip bag, no MBB or vacuum sealing. While that may not have been necessary for domestic at one point, there's a full-on war against DNMs at this point so vendors need to take more precaution than they once may have needed. Despite this, there were absolutely no indicators that the package contained anything unwholesome and it was certainly well hidden below many layers, so that's why I say a 7 and not less, it definitely wouldn't have been coming out of there without serious prodding and I think I needed to cut one part.

Worth adding, when I messaged the vendor about the fact that he should probably consider adding some kind of sealing barrier since feedback from others also had voiced this concern, instead of ignoring me or saying "yah ok" as many would, he actually inquired about information on how to do so and acquire the materials needed to up his stealth. Props, kamikaze.

Shipping time: I gave the vendor a 10/10 because his profile lists 10 AM EST as his order cutoff time for same-day shipment; I ordered before that deadline that morning kindly asking him to try to get it out same-day if possible, this crazy motherfucker had it confirmed within an hour and marked in-transit or shipped (whatever) two hours later. There was some annoyance with my Priority Express order coming later than a Priority 2-day order normally would, but I checked the tracking and kamikaze shipped when they said they did, as always the delay was entirely the USPS' fault for not following their own shipping deadlines for Express and my not being around to check for a while afterward. I will reiterate though that tracking confirmed the drop-off by the vendor occurred when stated and the delivery attempts were logged on the date the package was due, just too late in the day. Express is a pain in the dick and I am an advocate of planning ahead and using Priority 2/3 day, but that's not always an option.

Price value: HOLY FUCK. $60 per gram, I think $170 or so for an 8th, and $300 for a quarter?? SIGN ME THE FUCK UP. $30 Express shipping is borderline rape but the vendor has to go out of their way to meet your oh-so important needs, so I see it as the internet equivalent of what is known in the hood as "white boy tax". He also offers Priority shipping for $10, I believe. Either way, with the product prices so low, I could personally care less about $10 more than normal for Express.

Aesthetics, Weight, Quality: I'm going to just throw these all together and describe the product. I was skeptical about the quality of this due to the low price but feedback was diverse and positive and stated constantly of his great shipping times, which was of the biggest concern to me at the time because of a formerly reputable vendor sent me utter garbage, literally the worst meth I've ever had and barely had any affects (I will say it was not from the previous meth review I have on my profile Fire_Fire, who has never done me dirty; guilty vendor has been around since SR1 and was my first ever meth vendor, I don't want to say negative things about them unless it absolutely isn't resolved).

I almost shat myself when I saw the product from kamikaze; first time I've had large shards since SR1 (over 1") and on a 1G order, that is rare in and of itself. My last ball was completely crushed upon receipt from another vendor. This batch of kamikaze's has been snorted and IV'ed and provides a great euphoria I don't characteristically get with meth, almost more cocaine-like because I enjoy actual in-person conversation whilst taking it. It is still pretty stimulating too but not the nasty twacked out kind of stim feeling, very smooth for being so intense at the same time. Legitimately, the feeling I get from it is my favorite of any meth I have yet tried (dethroning SR1's Kush from the previous title but that is nowhere near as euphoric as this, just clean.) The feeling is ALMOST closer to MDMA in a way but not lovey or cuddly per se (though I don't feel the need to avoid being touched as I generally do from stimulants other than ecstasy). It's certainly nothing like MDA or MDE whatsoever, no hallucinogenic properties, though I experience very exaggerated pupil dilation which I don't from meth past the first few minutes of rushing generally. The difference with this stuff is more in the way that I feel comfortable talking about everything and anything with whoever, just to shoot the shit, similar to a good night of coke and drinking but none of the alcohol CNS depression or fiending of most (i.e. bad) coke. I'm very curious what is different about this meth compared to all the other kinds I have tried but it definitely seems like the ideal standard that it should be manufactured as.

I have noticed that my consumption of this batch does require a slightly higher initial dose (I'd guess eyeballing about 35 mg but I may be totally wrong, I need a mg scale, as opposed to needing 25-30 mg from Fire_Fire's batch) but, as the vendor lists on their profile, this shit has legs. I legitimately only need to dose once per day in the AM to feel stimulated until mid to late evening. I only do a second dose if I need to stay up later than 10 PM. Unfortunately, even with benzos I've had trouble sleeping much more than 5 hours a night but it doesn't seem to be stringing me out since I'm eating decently before dosing and taking melatonin to reduce neurotoxicity.

So, to recap my pedigree and this review since it's entirely too detailed, I've done a little bit of trash meth from the gay circuit locally ten years ago or so, and I have tried almost every big-name vendor on SR1 with the exception of Nod (glad I didn't), TheCompany/TheLemonadeStand (a cunt who sent me fake china white which was tar heroin and corn starch or something), and Dealer of Drugs or any of his aliases since he just came off as a cunt. That being said, I've had at least 15 vendors' various batches of product, some more potent than others, some different consistency or shard formation pattern. But overall, they were pretty much all similar, they kept me up and a smile on my face while working. The past two weeks are the first time I have ever had meth that was so bad I had to ask a vendor I adore for some kind of makeup and make my first complaint on any DNM, as well as the first time I have had a product that is kamikaze's, which is so drastically on the opposite pole of the sad batch. This stuff is killer and I just placed an order for 7G when I normally get 1-3 just to be sure I can have it on hand again.

I did not expect awesome product for $60, though I hoped for decent service, which I received both. Kamikaze, step your opsec game up and you will give everyone a run for their money and please make it known to your chemist to keep this level of quality up and you'll both be pretty stupid rich in no time.

That was the most emotionally invested I've ever been in a review, I need to go do some heroin to feel less or something. And before someone says it, no, I'm not the vendor or being given kickbacks by the vendor, or any subversive shit, I posted this on my own will because the vendor earned it and people are always asking who to get meth from so here ya fucking go, right now, this is the guy unless you think that a week of waiting and disappointment and ignored messages from other vendors is a good time, in which case you know what to do (reevaluate your life...and yes, a meth user is telling you to reevaluate your life).

Happy drugging, all, especially to the secret society of casual meth users!

EDIT: Formatting, changed 100/100 to 99/100, apparently I can meth but I can't math. Vendore more than earned 100/100 in my opinion but guidelines are there for an objective view.


Comments


[5 Points] FarGateTraveler:

High when typing this?


[3 Points] honestlyimeanreally:

God, reading this review made me realize why people do meth and why I don't ever want to try it all at the same time


[2 Points] Yellow-King-yo:

Haha awesome review!!!


[2 Points] tvgn9545:

I was just going to place an order but his most recent review says, "4/5 Tastes unusual. Not very potent; couldn't catch a rush. Have concerning negative effects day after (hydrated and well-fed). Way. dated: 0 days ago."

Unusual that someone gives terrible feedback but gives it 4/5 rating. Should I go ahead and order? Price seems almost too good to be true. Then again, only one bad feedback. Maybe a new batch is bad? I was minutes away from ordering and thought I'd check dnm, and this post and feedback is from today???


[1 Points] drugthrowaway29:

Any reason I shouldn't buy this and cap it up to replace my $4/pill once a week or so 20mg Adderall use? Excellent review, loved reading it.


[1 Points] sharpshooter789:

My order never arrived. There was another recent review about someone needing a shipment.