"Adorable Drug Kingpin," Daughter of DEA Agent, Finally Faces Charges...Bahahahaha!!!!!

The definition of irony ;-)

http://www.houstonpress.com/news/adorable-drug-kingpin-daughter-of-dea-agent-finally-faces-charges-8846394


Comments


[110 Points] CocaineNose:

31.5 grams of cocaine, 126 grams of high-grade weed, 29 Ecstasy tablets, some methamphetamine and 60 tabs of acid

lol that's kingpin status?! Sounds like a normal weekend. Also wtf is high-grade weed?! It's just weed don't try and make it sound worse than it is.


[42 Points] None:

Sentence estimate: 6 months house arrest


[35 Points] cordell507:

Damn, this is where I go to school. Sounds like she would've been a nice plug to have though, other than the whole getting caught thing


[26 Points] PutaMadre95:

Knew who this was posted by just from the title! Bahahahahahaha


[21 Points] ayeblinkin33:

She looks like she would be fun to candyflip with. I'd tap that for sho


[14 Points] Uniqueusername151:

I forgot about her. Goes to show how complete shit her opsec is if she couldn't get away with it with a dad as a DEA agent. She had a walking tutorial on how NOT to get caught and she still got caught.


[11 Points] None:

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[11 Points] dirty_mustard_tiger:

Lol, "caught with massive quantities of drugs"....


[9 Points] pinochetHA:

I feel sorry for her. She looks like a pretty girl (yes I'm a little drunk) who is getting screwed for no reason. Her father is dea, but that is not going to make any difference. She is still going to get screwed by the system which punishes people for deciding what can't and can go into their bodies. Fuck that. It's our basic duty to oppose that orwellian shit, it doesn't matter who the victim is.


[5 Points] homelessWOOKIE9:

life in prison.. wtf?


[4 Points] UnicornSE:

Some breaking bad level shit, Walter and Hank haha!


[4 Points] timmyfellinthewell:

Ohh yeah I'd tap that for sure!!

Who's your daddy,. No wait, whooo's your daddy???


[2 Points] proteinandbeer:

How the fuck does it take months to test these drugs, are field tests not sufficient? I can test my drugs in seconds, and I know officers are equipped with these test kits.


[2 Points] Wikkiwikki420:

The way that article is written, I am expecting Hillary to be in jail before the election.


[2 Points] ebayer222:

Poor girl. Victim of draconian biased laws. Having father as a dea agent is ironic. I wonder if the father will be able to send others to prison knowing his peers sent his daughter to prison.


[2 Points] xanax_xombie:

She makes my drug dealer look like an ugly male piece of shit when I was in college, fuck


[2 Points] BlackGoatSemen:

Lol "Possession of more than 2 ounces but less than five pounds of "usable" marijuana,"


[1 Points] Morvu:

she is adorable...


[1 Points] None:

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[1 Points] stanley_twobrick:

What's ironic about that?


[-2 Points] None:

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[-6 Points] EastOaklandCase_Boys:

A drug dealer is a drug dealer, she'd get her stash spot lashed real quick. After I would find the next in the top of the food chain.