Sobering Up Sunday!

Now that you're sobering up from your DNM-fueled weekend, come tell us about your hijinks! A mod will give their favorite story each week a month of Reddit gold and a little something else which is a surprise! Winners may not disclose the surprise or they'll have it taken back. Curious what it is? You'll have to win to find out.


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[5 Points] GotMeSomeAlpandMDMA:

Started out getting a zip of death star crumble to me, me taking a fat dab going into work. Stumbling through my job like it was my job to stumble through it. Met a chick that's friends of a friend. So naturally I smoke them all out and we go see split (the movie) and we're fucking dying laughing the whole time through the movie. So we leave and hang out at one guys house. I ate some adderall because high me thought it was a good idea. End Friday.

Saturday, I come to with multiple texts from friends saying that chick is super into me. I'm feeling her too. So I dick around doing dabs and smoking until I have to shower and go to work. She comes up to meet me at my work and I'm high as clouds and she asks me out. Damn Daniel, left work flip, that zip for 1k, and I have a date in 8hrs. Dabbin myself to sleep rn.

End my weekend with +5ish friends, +$460 +might be considered for a promotion at my job. Crazy fuckin two days man.


[2 Points] None:

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[2 Points] JuJoker:

I tripped with 3 friends. It was their first time and the girlfriend of my best mate was going crazy, haha.

It was absolute insane and so much fun, we'll roll in a month again together :)


[2 Points] BFCDNM:

Smoking a lot of weed and oil and watching From Dusk til Dawn because it's fucking awesome.


[1 Points] dobby420:

Tried shrooms for the second time, first batch off a different vendor high lasted 10 minutes was shoddy shit. Second batch I had 2.5g eaten raw. Started tripping after 40 min. Felt weightless, sick and confused. Every time I closed my eyes I could see headlights. I don't know if it was relevant to my car accident or if I was just tripping balls. Had about 5 minutes of sleep that night. My friend was several miles away circling his kitchen talking shit about the concept of time whilst I was taking shallow breaths in bed trying to keep myself calm. He had 2g and was supposed to be the sitter but I think I was more sober than him.


[1 Points] LubeUpTheOPSEC:

Got the cleanest tabs of lucy I ever found on Friday, swear to God my bathroom walls turned purple. Went outside and took a look at the sky and it was beautiful, felt like I was slowly levitating up higher and higher. If you guys haven't done acid then do it lol


[1 Points] the-chronic-diarrhea:

Friday I was at a party already quite drunk, about 18 beers in. And for some reason I decided that it was the perfect evening to do a lot of drugs. So as one does I took a shit ton of coke and a metric shit ton of amphetamine sulphate. Somehow I ended up in the house of a cute guy I met on the party. There many more stimulants were consumed. After finely deciding that I didn't want to stay there chopping lines for the rest of my weekend I bolted out of there.

I bought some strong beers and chugged them while I was on my to a live performance of a rapper that used to be very famous here. After that it was pretty much an exact replica of the night before, but now with GHB mixed in.

Now I'm sitting at home, praying to Junkie Jesus that I'll be able to go to sleep this night. I might black out on zolpiclone, but I'll deal with the random amazon purchases another time.

It's time for me to come crashing back to Earth ☄️