Become a DEA agent for a day! [MIND GAME]

If you were a DEA agent and your annual bonus depends on how many hardcore internet criminals you catch. You know, people that smoke marihuana illegally for example. How would you go about catching them?

Remember, the more the better. You can always make them look hardcore criminals later.


Comments


[13 Points] None:

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[2 Points] sobulbous:

No way am I telling you my methods that I have been actively using this whole time.

Thankfully my contract has no commission scale for catch rate or productivity bonuses. I only have to pretend to be hot on the trail which doesn't require doing work other than a little acting.


[2 Points] None:

I would just look for geotagged drug photos on Instagram. Why not go after the easy targets? Plenty of them available.


[2 Points] whynotripn:

Take so much LSD, I'm talking a sheet or more, that I'm psychic and can create multidimensional wormholes and just take people out from my office. I get 50 percent of their stash though.


[2 Points] throwahooawayyfoe:

I probably wouldn't focus on internet traffic specifically. Seems like it would be a waste of time if just getting arrests was the goal. I would approach things like the Chinese government does. Bust into bars and concerts unannounced, block all the exits, and then drug test everybody inside.


[1 Points] None:

WITH MY DEA MIND READER DEVICE!!!


[1 Points] None:

Require drug tests to download Tor


[1 Points] fmerz:

arrest everybody that buys king skin rizla


[1 Points] None:

Somehow get exploit in the MassRoots App. Then just drive around in buses picking them up.


[1 Points] Mrg13:

So now the DEA needs to crowd source ways to catch people?