How was your first time ordering from darknetmarkets compared to your first time having sex?
[24 Points] MyWeedOne:
[14 Points] actualdnmuser:
One has happened.
[13 Points] XannyManziel:
my uncle isnt on the darknetmarkets
[5 Points] GrandWizardsLair:
The Grand Wizard was alone both times.
[4 Points] Dcdnm:
Both felt the same to me. As I took my first step into the unknown I was very nervous. Something I had never felt before. A feeling of freedom, as I contemplate my actions all of a sudden his palms are sweaty, knees weak arms are heavy, there vomit on his sweater already moms spaghetti
[2 Points] UmbrellaTurtle:
the movie constantine was on in the background for both, go figure. I still havent seen how that movie ends yet, cos i was distracted by something else.
[2 Points] None:
I placed my hand in a dark place that smelled vaguely of bell peppers to retrieve the prize. It was concealed in something like a vinyl curtain (can't reveal too much on stealth). Both were consumed in a dimly lit and isolated location.
[2 Points] DexOyama:
I was expecting to receive my order I wasnt expecting to get laid
[1 Points] fr3shaccount:
Both times nervous, sweaty and no idea what I was doing, but felt like I had finally seen the light afterwards.
[1 Points] None:
it came quickly
[1 Points] TheEpicAlmaz:
well one was in pretty good privacy and the other was outside in the alleyway.
[1 Points] ForLol_Serious:
I've never done either one so I can't comment.
[1 Points] someguynotsome:
My elder brother brought a lot of girls to our house long before I had my first sex so I've learned enough beforehand and my first sex wasn't stressful or something (I masturbated right before it so it was long enough too).
It was much harder buying from DNM, waiting on the parcel to come, my hands were shacking when I finally got the stuff. I was living alone by then so no one to learn from.
Now I enjoy both.
[1 Points] Thr0wMeAway666:
It sure took a lot longer.. Besides that boring
[1 Points] None:
>implying
[1 Points] izza123:
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[1 Points] wormscomeindroves:
First time DMN was definitely better than sex. Hell I couldn't even cum the first four times. But that comes along with being a junkie I guess
I contacted the vendor again afterwards