Whats the best thing you have ever done for drugs?

We've all heard hundreds of stories about the bad things people have done for drugs and they're very boring. I'd like to hear about the best things you have done for drugs!


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[44 Points] re-ignition:

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What is this?


[23 Points] None:

I gave someone a ride because he looked like he had meth on him.

He didnt use drugs.

He was kinda bummed, so was I.


[19 Points] iloveeverybody12:

i let a fat chick give me head for an 8ball


[12 Points] None:

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[9 Points] shottifery:

I got a bottle of morphine essentially for a tenner, kept someone company and paid into a shitty club night so I'd end up at hers because she said she'd give me a bottle next time I was over. Really fuckin mundane.


[5 Points] Darknettoker:

Worked a job?


[6 Points] wobbleheavily:

At Wakarusa there was a real scraggly dude yelling "DOES ANYONE HAVE A CIGARETTE" by the entrance to the main stage so I pulled out my pack and asked him if menthols were alright. He said sure so I gave him a cigarette...then he asks for another. I was already drunk, a little rocked, and having a weak trip so I oblige the stranger because I was feeling generous and he sounded like he REALLY needed a smoke.

This man proceeds to pull out a huge, unperforated, white sheet and a pair of scissors. He snipped off what must have been 3 or 4 doses into my hand while my one friend who stayed behind with me stares in disbelief. Being the good person I am, I gave the scraggly acid man two more cigarettes so that my friend could get a whopper of a dose too.

We immediately ate up the L and sprinted/skipped/jumped around in the most giddy fashion through a sea of people to catch up to our friends who had foolishly left us.


[5 Points] blockmains:

Best thing I've done is buy btc and log on to silkroadownf6ak


[5 Points] ronstoppable420:

Freshman year of college I would let old guys suck my dick for weed money :/


[5 Points] Lucid_Enemy:

More drugs...


[5 Points] DexOyama:

I fucked an old woman in the ass


[3 Points] wizardswrath00:

I bought a gallon of birthday cake ice cream for a friend in exchange for 5 15mg XR Adderall.


[2 Points] Vendor_BBMC:

I learned how to grow cannabis, then spent 12 years growing 4 crops a year until I got really good at it, so I'd have really great indoor sativa-dom hybrid weed, grown organically in soil.

I practiced making meth every week for 2 years, finding the best method and optimizing it before I ever sold any, just so I could smoke decent meth. Ive been practicing for 6 years now. I think I'm getting quite good.

I've tried to do a lot of good things since listing on SilkRoad. I won't go into them all, but I've tried to show marketplaces that they can't just grow legs and walk off with all the bitcoin. I invented forensic blockchain accountancy, dealt with the press and cracked bitcoinfog's tumbling algorithm all the same week. Then I had a massive row with a bitcoinfog support guy who was just about to leave and start his own marketplace. He totally calmed me down and we became quite friendly, and used to discuss how a marketplace owner should go about retiring. he's the only one who ever did shut down properly (I don't count BlackMarketReloaded, it was hacked).

Drugs can bring out people's baser instincts. They will lie, steal, and pretend to be somebody else on the internet. The darknet brings out the nobility, innovation and artistry in me and I sometimes have felt that I was this sub's conscience.

I've had to fight all the time on reddit, people can say what they like about me. But watch how I over-react to the mildest suggestion that my meth isn't the best!

https://youtu.be/mNtnO5d7AgM?list=PLMShB_SM1W3UYodBC1gU818V1mQsofYD8

Oh! The tragedy! Touch my tears with your lips! Its typically epic and melodramatic.

You wouldn't get any other vendor reacting like that, it could only be me. All those other artless fucks would just pretend to be a neutral third party to big themselves up with a fake review. But I've paid my dues in every way possible.

In hindsight, I should have just typed "fuck off", but I took the higher road and reached straight for Shirley bassey, Scott Walker, and my pristine meth.


[1 Points] YoMommaRollsMyWeed:

paid for them


[1 Points] Thoughtsofamaniac:

Once when I was between jobs I wrote someone's thesis paper on the ebola virus in order to earn cash for MXE. Ended up helping them get their degree in microbiology and I was able to buy 6 g of pre-ban MXE with the profit so I say it was a win-win.


[-4 Points] None:

this is so related to the markets