wall of text ahead, TL:DR skip down a few paragraphs for the review First off just as a preface, hi, I dont post here much, xanax is my forte and most of my post history is in private subs so if my post history looks lackluster its because you cant see my posts in private subs such as r/thebarbarians unless you are also a member. I am no rookie to the DNMs, having been "in the game", so to speak, for 3+ years now, but Ive never really had the strongest reddit presence. If I am accused of shilling I would be happy to confirm my AB account with mods. This is my first vendor review simply because, although Ive worked with plenty of respectable and honest vendors in the past, c0rnerst0re and his team have far surpassed my expectations from top to bottom of the transaction process everytime I have worked with them. I started ordering cola off Alphabay vendors about 2 months ago, after my IRL connect fell off the face of the earth. I, like probably many others, started with the big name, established, hyped vendors. I paid the 100/g premiums that come with their name, reputation, and volume of sales. I figured if they were the biggest vendors, and were charging the most on the marketplace, they had to have the best or close to the best products and stealth. All my orders landed (5-6 from 3 different vendors), but the stealth was always, IMO, lackluster. I cant blame them due to the volume of packs they move, but I get paranoid and stealth is very important to me due to my mailing situation (no I dont live with my fucking parents). Anyways, at the time I always thought the blow I was getting was fire, and it was compared to what I was copping on the streets, but looking back a lot of it was pretty stepped on. One vendor in particular comes to mind, and he'll be referenced as "(vendors name removed)" throughout this post, simply because I dont want to start any direct drama with anyone, Im really just here to promote a vendor that I think deserves some recognition.
Anyways onto the actual review:
Vendor
- c0rnerst0reMarket
- AlphabayProduct
- 3.5g cocaine (actual listing name: 3.5G PANDEMIC FISHSCALE USA-USA--!!!!BULK DISCOUNTS!!!!--)Price
- $235, $242 after $7 shipping.Incentives for Review?
- No, but I did ask permission to make this review, so he was aware that I would be making it. If accused of shilling, I can (with c0rnerst0res permission) provide MODS with pics of our conversation. No incentive was asked for, offered, or even implied. This is my first true review because I have had such great experiences with this team and their product.Countries
- USAService
- Drug dealing nigguh what? Roleplay of courseShipping
- He offers basic 4 day shipping. I placed my order Sunday night while in comms with him. I woke up Monday morning to it being marked shipped. With most vendors I would pass that off as laziness, but after doing previous biz with c0rnerst0re I was confident he had actually hustled his ass to get my pack out that fast. And I was right, he had, it landed Wednesday morning, about ~58 hours click to door. Not gonna say where to where for opsec reasons, but lets just say it traveled quite a far distance!Stealth
- The best Ive personally seen from a vendor. Obviously I cant get specific, but double vac, MBB, impressive decoy, the works. This was my main motivating factor to do repeat business with him...stealth is legit as can be. I REALLY wish I could specify further, but just know if youre worried at all about stealth, c0rnerst0re's got your back.Security
- Obviously everything that needed to be encrypted was. Not sure what else to say about that. Anything sensitive is encrypted although he doesnt require EVERY message to be encrypted, which is nice for convenient comms.Communication
- Always replied promptly and politely. Answered all of my questions and obliged to my only request (to receive as much of my order as possible in one rock).
Product
Weight
- 10/5 - This is circumstantial because I DID inform him Id be reviewing his product this time because I had been so satisfied with him as a vendor (asked his permission to review). My 8ball came in at 4grams this time. To be honest I didnt weigh my 2nd order from him but my first one was 3.6. Ordered these 3 balls within a 3 week span and they were all 100% for sure the exact same batch. Came in large rocks everytime. I would probably cream my pants if I saw c0rnerst0res bricks..Purity
- [Exceeded expectations] If there is purer cola on the darknets, someone is holding out on us. After a few weeks of abusing this blow like a straight drug addict I still have yet to develop any sort of nosebleed during or after use. I had a routine physical the other day, in the midst of an absolute bender mind you, and the doctor said my nose looked great. My heart rate was 115 though LOL but we wrote it off as anxiety and he even gave me a referall for a psychiatrist (AKA possibly plugged me in with a xan script??). I dont wake up every morning and blow bloody snot for 20min like I did when I was abusing (vendors name removed)'s speedy $100 a gram blow. Boofing it is smooth as well, no discomfort, and the combination of the rush and the numbing effects on the colon make it AMAZING for anal sex. Both me and my girl have boofed it on multiple occasions with no discomfort, no burning sensation, no blood or bloody stools. (obviously you have to dilute it in water and plug it via an oral syringe). I was honestly considering leaving this part out because Im sure Ill get shit on for it but its the ONE THING I have that Lineking's review doesnt...the boof test!! Plus people cmon, its 2017, if youre not doing butt stuff yet youre behind the times. At least do it for science.Potency
- [Exceeded expectations] Im not Lineking the cocaine science guy but the shit is pure as fuck, yahurd? If you want #s and %s check out his IN DEPTH breakdown of c0rnerst0re yola. He came to the conclusion of about 80-85% which I would say is accurate. I ordered a marquis test but it hasnt landed yet. I will update or make a new thread when it does land just so I can show test results on this batch (assuming it isnt all up my nose by then). If I can get some pure acetone tomorrow I may update this thread with an acetone wash because that looks relatively simple and fun. But again, Linekings review has all of that already and you can see it herePrice Value
- [10/5] There isnt better pound for pound cocaine on the markets as far as I can tell. I doubt there is better cocaine on the markets at all right now, period. And there is barely any cheaper cocaine on the markets, period. It makes me wonder, how is it even legal for this man to deliver me pure flaky happiness through the mail so safely for such low prices? Well reminder to everyone around here, it isnt. Its actually highly illegal. Which makes me appreciate him, his stealth, and his opsec even more.Aesthetic
- [Exceeds expectations] Just look at the pictures. Its some A1.
Comments:
There is NO CRUNCH when you break this shit up. It actually becomes a pain in the ass to break down compared to (vendors name removed)'s shitty 100/g blow which crunches up like rock candy and feels the same going up the nose. The razor blade slices it like bread (see pics) but it isnt moist or wet. The smell? straight fuel. You guys know Sex Panther, from Anchorman, 60% of the time it works every time? This is what I imagine Sex Panther would smell like. My roommate walked in when I was breaking it down and said "it smells like pure gasoline in here man". The only difference is 100% of the time it works everytime. The amount of pussy I have gotten in the last month is record shattering for me and I attribute a lot of it to c0rnerst0res blow, the ultimate wingman. This shit is pure sex in a vial. The rush is the purest, great legs on this batch, and the comedown is meh, although I have bars to deal with comedowns so those are never an issue.
PICTURE TIME:
THE ROCK:
https://anonimag.es/image/JT9sP19 - the main rock it came in
https://anonimag.es/image/JT9sP1L - the part of the rock where he had snapped it from the brick
https://anonimag.es/image/JT9sP1p - rock closeup again, zoomed
https://anonimag.es/image/JT9sP1Q - rock closeup again, zoomed
https://anonimag.es/image/JT9sP13 - inside of rock after being broken in half by hand
Slicing up like bread:
https://anonimag.es/image/JT9sP1G - bread slices no flash
https://anonimag.es/image/JT9sP1H - bread slices with razor
https://anonimag.es/image/JT9sP1K - bread slices with razor
https://anonimag.es/image/JT9sP1Y - slices/chunks
Random chunks:
https://anonimag.es/image/JT9sP1f - good pic of chunks
https://anonimag.es/image/JT9sP1w - chunky closeups, bad focus but no flash so good example of color
https://anonimag.es/image/JT9sP1v - chunky closeups, bad focus but no flash so good example of color
Tried to get some closeups of it broken down, but camera focus was shit and didnt have the patience to get it perfect:
https://anonimag.es/image/JT9sP1D - snow pic
https://anonimag.es/image/JT9sP15 - snow pic
https://anonimag.es/image/JT9sP1j - snow pic
The main rock broken up, packed away:
https://anonimag.es/image/JT9sP18
If you dont have one of these, you should get one:
https://anonimag.es/image/JT9sP1F
Anyways that about sums it up, disclaimer it was great roleplaying with you guys, I love getting into character and acting like I buy drugs on the internet and receive them through the mail, but that is all obviously fiction. Anything that I write or post about drugs is nothing more than performance art and should be taken as such. I am simply roleplaying a character to practice my acting skills.
Before anyone claims shill or starts spreading FUD, take linekings word for it. His is worth much more than mine on this subject: https://www.reddit.com/r/DarkNetMarkets/comments/61hpyz/vendor_review_c0rnerst0re/
Be honest. Did you exaggerate on the stealth ? I know it is domestic but lets say customs or someone else who shouldnt open the package opened it. Will they find the product ?
I might order a ball if the stealth is as good as you say but please be honest. If you do not want to reply here, PM me please.