Anywhere to send my urine in for drug testing?

I have to take my first drug test ever (shocking I know) in a couple weeks and I REALLY need to pass this test. I just found out about it yesterday and I need to take it about a week before the first of June or earlier. Obviously marijuana is my only concern. I'm a small skinny dude so I figure it won't take long to get out of my system.

I was going to get a test that you can buy at CVS but I've been reading that they're pretty unreliable. I know this isn't the place to ask this question but I think the people here would have better insight into this matter than the people in /r/trees. So can I send my piss in the mail or what?


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[2 Points] Theeconomist1:

Assays are just generally unreliable no matter how you slice it. First, do you know if your test is assay only or assay plus gcms confirmation? Gcms testing is expensive. Also you want to look at the limit thresholds. For example pain mgmt docs tend to have lower thresholds for positives than employment screens.

I bought some tests off amazon thag I could have sworn had a mail in option. I'll look them up in a minute. I use them to make sure my dnm pain pills are pain pills. Lol.

Cvs and Walgreens drug tests usually include lab confirmation. That's why they are a bit pricier than some other tests. Prob be about 20-30 bucks. If it's negative there is no further testing done. If you ping positive they'll confirm with gcms. Assays give a good amount of false positives so a gcms is the gold standard in eliminating that. There is no beating it afaik (aside form tampering with the sample itself)


[2 Points] lovelylittlegangster:

Why do you wanna buy a test?! Not sure if you've used cannabis?

If you're a frequent user you'll be clear on a urine test in 10 days. So don't use any cannabis until your test and you'll be fine.

If you want to be certain you can buy fake urine. But be aware they often temp test it. So you'll need to strap a sample to your groin to keep the temp right. I wouldn't bother, just stay clean until the test if it's that important.


[2 Points] BitchCuntMcNiggerFag:

Test a few weeks out? K. This is easy. You're fine. Especially since you have weeks.

1) Stop smoking til test (dur)

2) Buy creatine ethyl ester

3) Follow this roughly but use CEE mentioned above instead of CM. Basically, you drink a shit ton of water 2-3 hours before the test, and take the CEE to prevent the test from being flagged as diluted. Usually takes a minimum of 7 days to get clean enough for this to work for heavy smokers so with more time than that, you'll be fine.

I've passed many a test using this method. Creatine monohydrate will not work to keep you non dilluted. Trust me. plenty of CEE the day before and plenty of water the day of, vitamins for the color, and you'll pee out clean urine.


[2 Points] Kid_Crown:

PM'd you my addy. I got this


[1 Points] xenomorph_Larvae:

if you quit smoking weed, exercise, and actually are a small skinny dude you'll very likely be fine. obviously prolong the test as much as you can though.

how much did you smoke leading up to whenever you quit?


[1 Points] beverage_hot:

Standard drug test for mj is 50ng. Sometimes 20ng will be tested, a harder barrier to pass if you still have some in your system. You can buy a pack of 10 20ng tests from amazon for about $10. If you are worried for accuracy, then just try all ten of them. Have a friend that still smokes try one.


[1 Points] swainsmatee:

The lab is going to run the equivalent of a CVS dip test then gsmc if you pop positive On anything so your really going overboard. If you want to be safe buy a few different brand dip tests. Also cvs sells ones you can send innfor lab testing if you wanted.


[1 Points] DatMaxFreak:

If it's a urine test then you'd probably be fine with quick fix synthetic urine. I've passed several tests at LabCorp using the 6.1 formula. As long as you're not being observed and don't fuck up the temp, it's pretty fool proof. Search Reddit and you'll see tons of threads on /r/tress about it. There are some smaller labs that may have the ability to detect the difference, but it's not common. LabCorp, Quest, etc, seem to have a 100% success rate.


[1 Points] coconut-throwaway:

In a at least LabCorp, the first test is a temperature test. If your urine is not between something like 93-100F (~34-37C), you will fail.

A synthetic kit is an alternative. This is an option The Simple Solution

If you would like to avoid that route, exercise all you can.