A white van has been outside my house for 2-3 weeks...

One day the guy who drives it came and introduced himself while I was in my driveway and asked if a key fob he found on the road was mine. Said he's my neighbors son and he stays in the house with his dad.

I like to order half oz's of weed, grams of MD, and balls of coke from time to time and I don't even resell IRL

Is there cops listening from an observation post in my neighbors house?

I did give out some Moll once to a friend who sells stuff, and pure stuff is pretty non existent where I am. Did i fuck up? Should I head for Belize? Is my girlfriend fucking someone else?

One day the cops came and knocked, but it was because I was suicidal and my girl called them. Did they plant bugs while they were talking to me in the porch?


Comments


[113 Points] overcomplicate:

Here's what you need to do.

  1. Order the pack to your neighbors house who you suspect is LE under their name
  2. When they open it they will have no choice but to arrest themselves
  3. Now the police next door are gone and you can order freely.


[29 Points] None:

You sure you haven't been ordering meth too?


[16 Points] None:

Anonymously get a prepaid phone. Call the cops and claim there's a bomb in the van.. Furiously masturbate... Profit?


[12 Points] pinochetHA:

Is my girlfriend fucking someone else?

Yes, trust me, I'm a random darknet user.


[6 Points] SethProff:

Shit man I would head to Belize


[4 Points] whatisopsec:

This is a joke right?


[4 Points] MoveSomeDope:

/r/vandwellers?


[2 Points] HeyItsMassacre:

Maybe he's a dick and parks outfront of your house.. I have one of those.


[2 Points] nutterbutterz51:

I think you're all right. House is now posted for sale and tickets to Belize purchased.


[1 Points] Antrax215:

If you suspect a C.D or anything of the sort, always say something along the sorts of "I wasnt expecting anything today" or some sort of surprised reaction. This can help you out if they have no way of proving you personally ordered it to your house.


[1 Points] Danknugs410:

Might be a kidnapper. I would be careful and don't take the candy or free drugs!


[1 Points] 1millionblunts:

you're a troll right?


[1 Points] ThumbprintOfFent:

dude get out ur fucked!!