Sorry I haven't always been honest,
but the time to exit is now upon us,
All these months exchanging bitcoin for drugs,
you people so ecstatic you send me internet hugs.
I'm sorry I ran off with all of your money,
but come on, please, can you blame me, honey?
I might be amoral for committing this deed,
but you're the soft stupid fuck that FE'd!
Besides, scamming you all is hard work,
I earned this money, don't call me a jerk.
What, you thought getting robbed was free?
Nucleus charges me a $150 fee!
When I'm gone you'll opine my loss,
"that tony's a jerk, but his dope was boss!"
Don't you worry, I'll always be back,
With weed and coke, and awesome smack.
Get your drugs now, while supplies last.
And remember to FE so you can get them fast ;)
Direct deals are the new game in town,
our newest old idea to take you down.
You pay us direct right through the blockchain,
when we exit scam, you'll have no-one to complain.
For years some's mantra has been "Never FE!",
but lately those same folks say "Do a DD."