i wanna hear some stories about LE trying to bring down the hammer hard, and what you did to thwart it, either successfully or not.
stories of damn smart and damn stupid LE run ins
i wanna hear some stories about LE trying to bring down the hammer hard, and what you did to thwart it, either successfully or not.
[21 Points] StupidLE10yrsago:
[10 Points] Hank_Vendor:
Got pulled over in a car when i was like - god, about 15 or something - with about 3 other people.
they searched the car and this young rookie copper found a little white wrap. my friend was driving so the policeman unwrapped it in his hand and saids "whats this then eh?" (about a quarter of a g of coke, or less)
my friends said "what?" and lent over. so the policeman moved his hand a bit closer
and my friends just blew it off the paper! haha
one of the funniest things i ever saw
[10 Points] ElectronicChronic:
Completely non-drug related nor dangerous.
I was pulled over for wearing a scarf over my face while driving to a soccer game.
I eyed down the cops while I passed them, even bragged about giving them the stare down to my buddy. Next thing I know they are pulling me over. They said for all they knew I could've robbed a bank, and they made take the scarf off..
If I were a Muslim I probably could've filed a lawsuit for making me take that shit off! That scarf was sacred I tell ya!
edit:
Oh shit, forgot I have a relevant story as well!
Buddy of mine knew he was about to get raided, and he knew cops were watching his house. I drove over there and took all of his illegal shit and put it in a backpack. He walked out the front door and I walked out the side door with all the drugs and pieces from his place. He got into his car and the cops immediately stopped him from driving and told him they were going to search the house. I, on the other hand, walked out that side door with no intervention!
We left a bowl of weed on the table so DEA wouldn't rip his place to shreds.. They still ripped the place to shreds though. I saved my friend's ass big time, he hooked it up with a shit load of hydros after that.. Worth it.
Good times.
[10 Points] octomarvel:
Was in high speed chase.
escaped
=)
[8 Points] OpanRanger30:
I was at a DnB show that allowed reentry but you had to be searched by a cop if you wanted to reenter. I had a vial of K and a couple capped 23 gauge hypos that I snuck in. Shot 75 mg in the crowd. Went outside to smoke with some buddies and forgot I had put the freaking vial and the hypos in my pocket. The vial was from Saudi Arabia or somewhere and was written in all arabic
Was so domed it didn't even occur to me that I was about to be searched until it was my turn... Tried to pull an invisible man type situation and sidle on by but that didn't work out. Cop touches me on the shoulder as I'm trying to sneak by and says "I gotta search for reentry"
Now it's on. Before he touches me I pull out the vial and the hypos and was like, I didn't want you to get stuck. Cop takes them from my hand is like WTF. I'm like diabetes. 70/30 quick insulin. I've been buying them online to save money, is that ok? you can take them if needed
"oh my apologies sir don't worry have a good time".. hands em back
[4 Points] Hank_Vendor:
i also once got away from a police helicopter. thanks to my selfless mate giving up and holding down a beating from two fat policemen with stitch.
I also found the bar of weed we threw out the window during the chase.
however, we were only getting chased in the first place because i jumped a red light like a dickhead and a cop car was sat at one of the other junctions.... kids ands beer eh
[3 Points] givemeoil420:
Pulled over a person i know and they made him exit the vehicle ... searched the car till they found a sealed letter from cali ... took the letter and let him leave....
told him to clear house ... waiting to see if they robbed him or if they come back with force
[1 Points] noonehear:
Got arrested and LE found my entire stash which consisted of over 10+ powders ranging from psychadelics to benzos. I claimed they were all research chemicals. The ganja I had on the other hand is what they busted me with. Luckily I got off with a simple disorderly persons misdemeanor... and they never found the LSD :)
[1 Points] LEthrowawayyyfoe:
My high school hustle was fake ID's. Teslin, laminator, photoshop, yadda yaddda. Materials cost $2, I charged $60. It was cool until about half a year later there are two police officers at my front door at 11:30PM. Came to the door and asked if they could come in to speak with me. Apparently, word was going around school (duh) and all it took was a confiscated card falling into their hands and they were on me quicker than shieeeet. I made up some story about me being hated by this dude in school because his gf liked me, and in fact, he was connected to the people making the IDs. Turns out, the name I gave them was the EXACT dude who's card was confiscated by the poh-poh. I even offered them to search my room (although I had all my supplies in there) and they politely declined and left. And you'd bet that all my supplies were thrown into a nearby river and I DBAN'd all my shit the on the next day.
[1 Points] spacefennec:
It was 1 am, we had just pulled out of a wendy's parking lot and were driving out of the city. Cop lights in the rear view, fuck there's 3 sheets of acid, a quarter pound of weed, and twenty 2cb pills in the car. Cop comes up to the side of the car, driver doesn't know aout the stuff in the bag, and proceeds to inform us one of the heads lights is out. Lets us off with a warning. It was very obvious he was just trying to bust stoners hot boxing their cars while going to Wendys and we fit the profile. Told the driver after the police moved on and the driver turned whiter then a sheet.
Not as exciting as some people here, but it should be a lesson. Make sure your lights work before getting into a car with drugs.
[1 Points] 3bun:
cops came to a party I threw when my parents were on holiday after two days at 3am on sunday (young and stupid) the neighbours had finally had enough and called the police who barged in after smelling marijuana the cops are shining a torch in my garden and I usher them inside saying everyones indoors after the usual threat of a drug dog someone hands over a gram they search a few pockets lazily and leave and miss out on loads of plants in my garden lol they were literally 10 feet from 15 plants and walked away all chuff they'd given someone a caution for a gram lol
[1 Points] TRAPZILLA666:
My one run in with the law made me change my usual rules about doing drugs in public me and some friends were walking home from school stupid us us decided to smoke a bowl not knowing the school police liaison was watching us because he thought we were going to fight we were caught I only got probation while my friend got a phone call home
10 years ago I was involved in some shit I shouldn't be in which got my buddy arrested in another part of Europe. During his interrogation they mentioned my name several times, and they knew I was behind all of the stuff he did. My buddy plead the fifth, but when he told me it freaked me out so much I decided to turn myself in. Arrived at the police station with two or three days worth of clothes in my backpack, my passport and my house keys, ready to confess and be put behind bars. This is Europe, so at age 17-19, they would have probably helped me sort out my life during and after jail time.
When I arrived at the police station and told them a half rushed story of why I turned myself in the two ladies at the station looked at each other, shook their heads and told me to just go home, get a good night of sleep and "don't worry". If they'd be looking for me they'd be the ones on my doorstep and not the way around. I kinda stood there flabbergasted...I probably was the only person ever hoping to be locked up for crimes they didn't even have me on the radar on.
Going forward 10 years in time, year after year I made crime a career. I'd say for about 7 years I made lousy money, stayed in school just for student grants to just get around. Lots of fraud, carding, scamming and so on. Shitty money, in all those years I never saw more than €1500 in a single stack. Then the darknet and Bitcoin came around, started vending and things slowly started taking off. 2015 seems to be the first year I have made over €100k in profit solely from sales. From the looks of it this will probably double by the end of 2016. If the police had just booked me 10 years ago, took my testimony, put me behind bars and helped me rehabilitate I probably would have never continued breaking the law or doing any crimes. Hows that for stupid LE?