USPS package seized by law enforcement, lawyer up?

I ordered a more-than-personal amount of Acid and Dabs through a friend, I tracked the package on my personal computer at home. Tracking updated to seized, I deleted history and texts. I used Signal for every form of communication except tracking #, also said through text that i was still waiting and the tracking number wasn't working. Am I screwed? United states, no love letter (yet).

Edit: So far i'm not in handcuffs, been about 5 days now. Ive been told by a few friends that if they were gonna do something drastic (raid/arrest) they would have done it by now. Ill update in a week or so and let yall know if i'm getting butt raped


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[46 Points] None:

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[29 Points] acidthrow123:

You are being fooled by the USPS. They have been doing this with random packages ever since the AB bust. The people who call and say "wtf, why is my order seized" are apologized to and put on their whitelist, and the people who suspiciously never contact them have their address blacklisted to be searched for drugs continuously. This is why I always pull all-nighters taking bumps until I get my order. I make sure they can't pull some shit like this on me, stay up doing my research for a few days you have no idea the shit I've learned about the USPS.
In the wake of DNMs they've been hiring psychics to feel out drug packages, and even if they cant get a warrant they can place a fake "Seized" message on your package to scare you. If you listen closely, you can hear the traces of psychic energy on DNM packages meaning someone's tried to feel into its contents. I'd recommend meth or DMT to unlock this ability, DMT will be faster but if you stay up for a few days straight on meth you can communicate thru planes and see that your package has been tampered with by a psychic.


[23 Points] wombat2combat:

clean your house, consider your drop as burned, lay low for a while and research a lawyer https://www.reddit.com/r/DarkNetMarketsNoobs/wiki/bible/buyer/dnm/lawyer


[21 Points] FreshestNuts:

  1. Don't check tracking without browsing anonymously read the DNM bible.
  2. Two clean house, meaning no drugs not even an eight of weed or anything.
  3. If police do show up, of course deny everything.
  4. Consider that address permanently burnt, I'm assuming it's a home address, you most likely don't need to move houses unless it was a shit ton of acid and you personally don't feel safe being there.
  5. No need to lawyer up unless you actually are arrested, I've had a 5 LB pound of weed seized before and police never showed up I just never used address again.


[12 Points] swimgoy69:

Can someone tell me why USPS would even have a "Seized" on their tracking info. Like why would they alert you to this?


[10 Points] NorthsideXanax:

Dont you noobs use VPN's for simple browsing?


[7 Points] TheOpiateKing:

What's a "non personal amount" to you? Also your friend fucking sucks at shipping. No way that should be seized ever.


[9 Points] Psychonaut_For_Life:

The LSD and THC concentrates should've been shipped separately.


[7 Points] DickCheeseKillah:

Was the acid and dab together ? Your friend must suck at stealth.


[4 Points] None:

Well, they would have to contact police, then police might contact Feds. So you have a window. They can't seize a pack an arrest you. So no controlled delivery. Dump computer, and put a few ads on Craigslist for sleeping on couch 50$ a night. Can say someone used your wifi. If they say ads are new. Say forgot my old account info.

Clean house. Lay low. Don't be surprised if contacted in a few weeks. Then just say lawyer. But if fed. Oh boy.


[3 Points] None:

You always gotta lawyer up. You cant fight anything on your own. You don't want to be looking for a lawyer in jail. Also, you gotta have a friend on standby to bail you out.


[1 Points] None:

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[1 Points] Dwqw7fYn6nParH4q6FEV:

Encrypt everything deny everything.


[1 Points] Lat3ris:

Burn belize...move to house


[1 Points] Altrdego13:

So now all ur friends know too ? If it was a sizable amount they might just be waiting for u to slip up and hit u with a case.


[1 Points] JburnaDNM:

Did you use a fake name OP? Or was the return address fake? If so this is what's getting a lot of packages seized lately.


[0 Points] Fugduhfacts:

no deniablity shoulda left that tracking alone, boi