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I woke up on the floor in my clothes a minute ago. The clock says 6 and its dark outside so I thought it was 6AM Saturday
This laptop says 5PM Sunday, so the clocks must have gone back. Its winter again.
My 3rd winter as a darknet meth vendor. I don't know what I did this weekend, but I'll try to piece it together.
I'm reaaaaaaaaally hungry.