Fresh as fuck r/dnm T shirts

Hello drugs users, drug abusers and lurkers,

 

Since the FE 5/5 Will Update Shirt gained some attention here, i thought about making a fresh shirts for you criminals.

 

I understand that this is not really the most low key shirt, but i know that there is a bartard out there who is blacked out after mixing xanax with tequila shots after his plug said not to do it and who would not give two shits on a popsicle about buying a darknetmarkets t shirt.

 

If you are not a bartard, you can wear this shirt at the time when you are ordering something.

If you are a vendor, you can buy this for all of your workers.

If you are a lurker, well, then you have nothing to hide and you can brag to your friends that you have installed a TOR on your computer.

 

~BLACK~

https://www.slashtee.com/products/secret-subreddit-shirt-black

~GRAY~

https://www.slashtee.com/products/secret-subreddit-shirt-gray

~WHITE~

https://www.slashtee.com/products/secret-subreddit-shirt-white

 

I wish that everything you wish to yourself becomes true!


Comments


[46 Points] None:

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[22 Points] MitalikaSucks:

"This shirt will remind you that there is no point of being stressed out about things you can't impact when a specific process is already taking place."

This is some serious, deep thought, man. Wanna buy it now just because of the description


[14 Points] DiaperDankFrank11:

In the words of the famous meth_9000,

Bahahahahahahaha!


[11 Points] wombat2combat:

why not just order a prison tshirt because that is where you will go when you drag this online stuff into your real life by wearing a tshirt that basically says 'look I am cool and buy drug online'.


[8 Points] MitalikaSucks:

i know that there is a bartard out there who is blacked out after mixing xanax with tequila shots after his plug said not to do it and who would not give two shits on a popsicle about buying a darknetmarkets t shirt.

This lol


[7 Points] None:

Man I love this!! great job!


[6 Points] throwahooawayyfoe:

Holy bawlz, my belize joke finally made the bigtime XD


[4 Points] None:

Nice try, officer.


[5 Points] ForLol_Serious:

Aww I was gonna buy a few but they don't have XXXXL =(


[2 Points] Yonkey:

I used to live in Belize lol.


[2 Points] CaptchaKing4Reviews:

Is the FE 5/5 shirt still available?


[2 Points] None:

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[2 Points] yungtrapclap:

So gonna cop one of these


[1 Points] islandboy14:

"Bartard ad" lmao exactly what I was thinking.


[1 Points] theslutbag:

we want fucking drugs not tshirts


[1 Points] RandomNumsandLetters:

Goddammit I am so tempted to buy one of these shirts. It's some stupid shit but I love this community but I'm cheap af


[1 Points] Cooney22:

You should put the shirts on Ebay, somewhere where its not only DNM people buying it. No offense, by advertising on here you are sending to 100% DNM users. Not saying you are, but if I was a cop this is what I would do. This is why I never buy anything legal of the DNM's. I would purchase this 100% if it was on ebay or somewhere else with multiple non DNM keywords.


[0 Points] Thoughtsofamaniac:

2 3dgy 4 M3


[0 Points] Limpnick991:

wtf does "burn shirt move to belize" even mean


[-7 Points] KigurumiCatBoomer:

Gay shitpost that belongs on /r/darknetfaggots.