What should I do while I wait for the USPS to get here?

I live in a house in cul de sac which is sadly the last house that gets delivered to.

Every time I order something and see the mail truck pull into the neighborhood I get really excited. That is until I remember that I have to watch him drive around the entire neighborhood, which takes about two hours.

The wait may literally kill me if I don't think of something to do to pass the time. The mail truck JUST pulled up so I have about two hours to kill.

Any ideas?


Comments


[13 Points] conspiracy_thug:

You could masturbate.


[3 Points] Theeconomist1:

LOL, yeah this is the worst. I'm in a similar situation, I'm just about the last stop in my neighborhood. When I see the mailman down the street (which is a fairly long street), I know it'll take an hour to an hour and a half before he makes it to my house. I've timed it. LOL. It sucks! Like a big tease.

I usually pace up and down my driveway smoking cigarettes until he moves his truck, which he has to move 2 times before he gets to my place. Then as soon as he pulls up for my section of the neighborhood, I run inside my house and peek out the window. I'm damn crazy sometimes. To pass the time, I try to work but this is usually fruitless.


[3 Points] johnson9876:

I am in the same boat as you....literally the last 2 streets on the route. I will see him enter the hood around 1-2pm and not make it to my house until 5 pm. Though I use this time to get some chores done. Surely you have those cracks in your walls from settling? Get out some Spackle and clean those up. It takes some time and effort to make patching these look good....so that's 1 idea. ANother is to go get the dry cleaning. I save this task for the last hour leading up because it is a good time killer and keeps you away from the house during delivery times. Last recommendation would be to get out the paint can and touch up all the dings and scratches in the walls around the house. I do not recommend masturbating because this only takes a few seconds for me and leaves me depressed afterwards.


[2 Points] None:

Fuck around on the internet and it will be there before you know it.


[2 Points] SoulUndead:

Just chill man -.-


[2 Points] None:

Order some opiods next time.


[1 Points] totric:

Get high off your own supply like Stitches.


[1 Points] jemattie:

This, people, is the definition of being a junkie.


[1 Points] R4ID:

widdle?


[1 Points] Silencer123:

Bro mailmen don't give a fuck. Just walk up to him and tell him you're going to be gone by the time he hits your house and if it would be okay to just get your mail now. It's not like he's gonna be eyeing your mail looking for drugs. Just say Thanks! tip him on the holidays and now he's your best friend and looks forward to seeing you. (Maybe bring ID if he hasn't seen you before.)


[0 Points] CocaineNose:

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