I didn't want to post about this right after it happened for security reasons. And I'm going to leave some details out just in case I can be identified me through the situation. But don't worry, this story has a happy ending!
So, I'm out and about and I get stopped by a cop for doing something really retarded. In terms of breaking the law (btw, only do ONE illegal thing at a time people!). It's something akin to a cop seeing what looks like a drug deal and follows the buyer and pulls him over later. That's not what it was, but a situation similar. I did have a bunch of stuff that would've put me away for 20+ years. The good thing was, I don't ever leave illegal items visible. I had hidden and disguised it pretty well, or so I thought.
Well, anyways, the cop calls in for backup and 3 more police cars arrive all flashing their lights. They do have good reason to search my car but no hard evidence so I decline and state my right that I do not consent to a search as politely as I can. This only agitates them and they threaten to get a warrant from a judge to search my car. Now, they did have enough circumstantial evidence that I believe a judge would've signed the warrant. I was weighing the option of that happening vs. me giving consent and a better appearance of innocence. Either way, my car gets searched. I caved in and gave consent.
Five cops tore my car apart totally set in the thought they would bust me. Haha, nothing! One even held the illicit thingies in his hand and those motherfuckers had no clue! After that, they couldn't do much and but let me go. I cleaned house and never heard from them again. Moral of this story, stealth is not only for vendors!
TL;DR: I have the stealthiest stealth along with all the drugs. Yes, all of them. Inquire if you want some. Don't worry because I am not LE :)
EDIT: Alright, calm down. Not the exact method I used (pretty close though) but it can be improvised and adapted. Here's a way to keep your stuff hidden: Get a bag of chips and reseal it. http://www.amazon.com/iTouchless-BR001U-Bag-Re-Sealer-2-Packs/dp/B000N5YBKC
Argghhh you're a fucking idiot dude and won out to sheer luck.
The cops already think you are guilty. They know you are guilty. They are convinced of your guilt. That's why you shut the fuck up, because there is nothing you can say that will change their mind, you can only say things will will incriminate you.
It doesn't matter if the cops think you look like betty fucking ford, you need to be worried about impressing the judge and jury the second you interact with police.
If you had shut the fuck up... cops would have most likely waited around for a while, and then left because the few expensive K9s that the government actually has is likely being used on something somewhat useful at least than random stops. But, let's say your number is up, and that K9 is 20 minutes away!
So... cops would've 'hit', or maybe cops really push that judge and get that warrant, and search your car...
Same fucking result. They would've missed.
The difference is that instead of being dead to rights and put in prison if they find your shit, you have a plea bargain and time served.
arghghgh my brain literally hurts that you think you 'learned a lesson'. This has to be a troll... Like you consenting to a search didn't cause the cops to give you a break. They still ransacked your shit you stupid fuck. Seriously. Some asshole with a gun is asking to search your car. You give them consent to make their job of fucking you over easier? What is wrong with the people on this sub that they think talking to the police is a good idea?