Dnm gods, I ask that you let my package land before thursday.. As you know im going to see a childhood favorite at the end of the week and need my package for increased good times.. amen..
Prayers needed..
Dnm gods, I ask that you let my package land before thursday.. As you know im going to see a childhood favorite at the end of the week and need my package for increased good times.. amen..
[22 Points] None:
[11 Points] Dnm_cunt:
[4 Points] RCluminati:
Childhood favorite? Childhood favorite what ?
[5 Points] ErraticWire:
Fear not, my brother, for through faith all things are possible!
Torvalds 1:88 - "...and with open source, it will be found that excellence may be achieved only through the path of enlightenment." In this context, enlightenment refers to the implicit peer-review of the open source philosophy. Through this process, we can rest assured that sins shall be brought forth into the light, and promptly be rectified.
Snowden Revelations 20:14 - The power of privacy rests in the hands of the people. We must not relinquish this weapon, lest we find ourselves in battle with the enemy.
In the Book of Ulbricht, we learn that the power of USPS is bestowed upon us as a right, not a privilege. Ulbricht 17:02 - In decades past, this power has been utilized by USPS's many followers without harm unto them; thou must resist paranoia's swift descent, for paranoia may lend unto thee a process of irrational thoughts and behaviors.
OPSEC 7:38 - USPS is a loving and forgiving god, but he is also a jealous god. Thou must forsake the likes of Fedex and UPS, for they hide under the guise of enlightenment; to follow others is surely a path to defeat.
OPSEC 8:22 - In times of uncertainty brought about by the chaotic nature of man's land, a clean temple shall best serve thou.
And finally, the Book of Agora teaches us that patience is key. USPS shall oft make mistakes, but have faith and all should be well. I do pray for your package to land in a timely manner. USPS bless this man in his time of need!
[4 Points] ireallymissSR1:
Myusps fucking sucks.. It has no earthly idea who the fuck I am.. FUck you myusps suck my balls
[2 Points] Molly-Serious:
And please pertect Nucleus from the bad men who would shudder there doors forever.....amen.
[2 Points] None:
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[2 Points] None:
who's playin?
[2 Points] rushkid55:
sry to hear. im currently waiting on an overnight pack sent 10 days ago and one sent (reship or even the first ship, idk) 3 days ago.
[2 Points] TheNSADarkNetPRTeam:
We will dedicate our resources to locating your package, Eric. Be at ease.
[2 Points] srkethead:
I'm gonna get real fucking high on something, ergo closer to the divine, and I'm gonna picture you with drugs in your hand and a smile on your face before Thursday. OP is a brother or sister and I love you.
[2 Points] chefjoesb:
Yea ur fucked. You won't get it cuz you need it. Should have prayed NOT to get it and thus reverse psyched the karma gods....
[2 Points] None:
Everybody...
Face East and praise Allah!
[2 Points] None:
HAIL SATAN PRAISE THE DARK LORD!1!!!!1
[1 Points] None:
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[1 Points] cobbarino:
what band is it
[1 Points] None:
If there's anything that our sweet lord Jesus wants, it is to ensure your drugs arrive on time. My the lord bless you with good tidings
I always like to take a pause with my GF and pray to the USPS gods in the mornings. Sometimes it helps, sometimes...