Moronic Monday - your weekly stupid questions thread!

Hey /r/DarkNetMarkets, it is time for Moronic Monday!

Post your questions here - stupid or otherwise - to get an answer. Anyone can post a question and the community as a whole is invited and encouraged to provide an answer. Many questions get submitted late each week that don't get a lot of action, so if your question didn't get answered before, feel free to post it again.

If you are a noob, check out our comprehensive FAQ; it is essentially a guide for buying from a DarkNet Market. You may also find it helpful to take a look at our informative community posts, which are full of valuable information and tips.

We do ask that you refrain from abusing noobs in this thread. Remember that everyone had to start somewhere.

Also, please refrain from asking sourcing questions or vendor recommendations in this thread. Those posts will be removed.

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Comments


[12 Points] None:

I spent money on drugs, it was great, should I continue to do so?


[5 Points] ChungLing:

What's the best market for US buyers? As in, it has a high number of domestic vendors within the US?


[5 Points] TreyWait:

Why is my AlphaBay login not working?


[5 Points] Rustynutz42:

So last night this guy was balls deep in my ass, you know really getting it, and he reaches forward grabs my chin and tries to kiss me. I'm no slackjawed faggot but I'm also not rude so I let him him in my ass and I got the fuck out of there. My question is how do I prevent this from occurring again. Should I set boundaries prior? That seems a little gay.


[3 Points] whatupmyguy:

Why does my uncle like putting his peepee in my butt?


[3 Points] burittotaco:

What's the best CA>CA market? Currently lookin all around for some whites, busses n' hulks with no luck. I've tried u/Backstreetboyz 200pck X/2's n they were pretty bomb from what I remember... anyone have input?


[3 Points] STFUMandy:

Is it rilly Moronic Monday already?

<yawns smacks lips


[3 Points] NegschI:

I wanted to know if Vendor Egregore is trustworthy and if so if he sends to Central Europe? I also wanted to know if there are german Vendors of Ritalin on Dream or elsewhere. Thanks in advance.


[3 Points] raveiskingcom:

How on Earth do I find ketamine on Aero? There is no category for disassociatives, and search doesn't work...


[3 Points] None:

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[2 Points] None:

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[2 Points] disposablepenis1212:

Ok. Here's the moronic question:

Say someone got, like 6 fucking packs in the mail- clearnet and everything. They are confused who sent what because its all the same, eh, product. From the same area of the country. Is it bad opsec to ask the vendor to describe the pack they sent? This is to ensure the feedback left is for the proper package. Thanks homebuddies.


[1 Points] SAPIOc02:

Woke up to 2 toh bars. Waiting on 9grams Williamshatner


[1 Points] quinn24e:

Did something happen with the Dream Market?


[1 Points] rJohn420:

Is there a good legit market for electronics/iphones? Btw don’t want to buy wholesale, just one or two pieces. Also it should be a market that ships to Europe.


[1 Points] whatupmyguy:

Also, how am I suppose to find specific vendors on Dream? Search never seems to work for me


[1 Points] caddison57:

Are there Cyber Monday deals for next week or is that not a thing anymore?


[1 Points] Th1s1sTh3S1x:

Hi all, I'm kind'of beginner, do you know some good european market for weed ? Dream market don't looks sure atm


[1 Points] Lets_Roll_A_Fatty:

Been out of the loop lately, what is currently the best exchange to buy BtC? Or should I say fuck BtC and learn/research more about Monero?


[1 Points] joni1337:

where did everyone go now?


[1 Points] cashpool00:

why dont more people order UK->US?


[1 Points] Neurotia:

Any weed vendors that ship to Amsterdam?


[1 Points] Neurotia:

NL to AU?


[1 Points] dumstick:

FE’d 160$. Didn’t ship