Moronic Monday - your weekly stupid questions thread!

Hey /r/DarkNetMarkets, it is time for Moronic Monday!

Post your questions here - stupid or otherwise - to get an answer. Anyone can post a question and the community as a whole is invited and encouraged to provide an answer. Many questions get submitted late each week that don't get a lot of action, so if your question didn't get answered before, feel free to post it again.

If you are a noob, check out our comprehensive FAQ; it is essentially a guide for buying from a DarkNet Market. You may also find it helpful to take a look at our informative community posts, which are full of valuable information and tips.

We do ask that you refrain from abusing noobs in this thread. Remember that everyone had to start somewhere.

Also, please refrain from asking sourcing questions or vendor recommendations in this thread. Those posts will be removed.

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Comments


[5 Points] dangerousdenan:

Is it true if u freeze yellow snow it turns into mdma


[3 Points] MandyThatGirl:

You put the lime in the Co-Co Nut?


[3 Points] ForLol_Serious:

It's a hard game, how do I come in first place?


[3 Points] Opsecfailedthe1st:

Met a guy who does coke but hates weed, saw me packing kief on my bowl and asked "can I snort that and feel it? THC straight to my brain right?" I kid you not


[3 Points] AlpraCream:

Edit:holy shit, this was a moronic post.


[2 Points] Saltpeter-Bot:

Has anyone seen Cock-Bot around here? I have something I want to give him..


[1 Points] AlpraCream:

Hey automod, I don' think you get think enough respect here, thanks for all of your hard work, I hope the feds don't get you one day. You post quite a lot here. Be careful man.


[1 Points] gettogroovin:

My package didn't come and it is no longer in tracking. What should I expect?


[1 Points] Intergalactic_Reborn:

So does LSD have a smell? Like will dogs be able to smell it? Lol


[1 Points] wtstalin:

WHERE DID SYNESTER GO


[1 Points] Kritone:

Im so high. I wanna fuck a latin chick from bp.


[1 Points] massiveSwag:

What vendor has Chegg and Course Hero accounts and on what market?