Enema Kit?

Why the hell would a vendor use this as a decoy? How the hell am I going to explain this to my wife?


Comments


[95 Points] BobTehUnicorn:

Tell her you want to try something new tonight


[87 Points] bubble121:

Are you sure you didn't order the enema kit and the drugs are a decoy?


[67 Points] Satoshi-:

better take up /r/pegging.


[31 Points] samwhiskey:

I love doing drugs with my wife and not worrying about her opening a pack. She calls when a pack arrived and tells me all about the stealth.


[14 Points] CalebEast:

because who would tamper with an enema kit?


[8 Points] None:

Best i ever got was a pack of false moustaches from NL.I bet avid buyers have like a whole box full of cheap ass dollar store products they received as decoys!


[5 Points] tailsuser2:

U/boofsquad is at it again.


[5 Points] None:

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[4 Points] 95R2016:

That is hilarious! I've only ever had a waxing strip for a decoy.


[3 Points] LittlelLo:

Just do the fucking anal while on whatever you ordered man. It will be fun.


[2 Points] None:

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[2 Points] blackhand25:

I'd be lying if I said I never considered doing something like that on an order.


[2 Points] TipTopHank:

because vendors think it will fool/distract customs/LE but in fact it does the quite opposite.....


[4 Points] SudoAptGetMeASammich:

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What is this?


[2 Points] Dnm_cunt:

LOL I had a pack a while ago that came in an ovulation testing kit. Opened it in front of my brother and that took more explaining than the drugs contained within.


[1 Points] None:

You ate too much cheese?


[1 Points] None:

Hahhahaha dumbass.


[1 Points] throwawayawayx1:

haha are you in the UK?

One vendor send me some weed inside of a pregnancy test kit once, was so confused until I opened it.


[1 Points] DNMShopper:

Another example of why I stopped coming here, thanks for the reminder op.


[1 Points] klobster2:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4zrmXQeQYwU&feature=youtu.be&t=19


[1 Points] dnmyesterday:

Tell wifey that last time you munched on her kitty her butthole stank like a dead squirrel. That you got an enema for her and she better use it.


[1 Points] None:

This is honestly the best stealth i've heard of. No custom officer will wanna search a Enema Kit. A+++.

Just admit you have a Enema fetish she will still love you <3


[1 Points] None:

I would clean my ass if were planning on plugging but that's just me!


[1 Points] Tune-chi:

You can use it to boof your gear bro. He's saving you some time and trouble and introducing you to proper ROA.


[1 Points] None:

It's prolly to clean all the residue out of your arse after plugging drugs up there. Just a guess...


[1 Points] Jayseeks90:

tell her you are constipated and too embarrassed to buy one at the pharmacy