Or even a 25,000$ one?
I have no job and no legal income.'
Or do they have bigger fish to fry?
Will the IRS come FUCK me if I buy a 15,000$ car in cash off craigslist and register it in my parents name?
Or even a 25,000$ one?
I have no job and no legal income.'
Or do they have bigger fish to fry?
[8 Points] InfinitelyOutThere:
[8 Points] iamalsojoesphlabre:
Dude, learn how to be a well-rounded criminal. We shouldn't have to finish the job for you. C'mon.
[5 Points] Tieherupandfuckher:
At $25k in cash you aren't the biggest fish in the pond, but you'd definitely be worth their time.
[5 Points] CandyKoloredKlown:
If you buy a $15,000 ask the seller (IF he seems cool) if he'd be willing to mark the title as $8,000 for tax purposes. If it's $25,000 ask if they'd be willing to mark it $15,000. That's a small help. Next, did you have baseball cards as a kid? Because now you did. And you sold your whole collection, on Craigslist, for $20,000 to some rube.
You can make $25,000 a year without having to file taxes or declare income. Don't make any other huge purchases, don't flash a bunch of cash around or peacock with your money, and you'll be okay. It's not that uncommon OP. Just be smart about it.
[3 Points] hangbellybroad:
Probably not, if you hadn't said anything. They might now!
[2 Points] Febbraio2468:
I doubt they would FUCK you.
[2 Points] ProveNW:
No... While I stopped buying cars valued at over $20,000 (not worth the repairs or the heartache when you total them), I've purchased several cars worth six figures from Craigslist. Registered them in my name, drove them till the wheels fell off. IRS never came knocking.
[2 Points] justaniceyoungman:
Handle your own business. Don't bring your parents into this.
[1 Points] ventrue05:
if the parents show income in the past couple of years that could justify saving that amount you'll be good. hell could just get away with saying you flip cars n pay them small tax on it just so they wont fuck with you. keep your options open.
[1 Points] DexOyama:
They are going to butt fuck your parents like no tomorrow especially if they dont know about it...wait they are going to butt fuck them if they know too. Except your parents may want to know why or how you got 25 grand with no job and no information on how to register a car with what they will probably assume is drug money. IF your parents don't care your dealing then they might care that your trying to get a car in their name.
[1 Points] Tripple_T:
Unlike the LEOs, IRS doesn't really differentiate between fish. That being said, they have a lot of fish to deal with.
[1 Points] cantapat:
Why not get a petty job and pay in installments?
[1 Points] None:
lol parents
[1 Points] butter_me_up_sally:
You need legal income man, why don't you start a business? Earn very little, not enough to pay tax. Maybe you go to antiques shows and buy and resell shit. Maybe you sell shit on ebay...
Or work somewhere you get to keep tips. And lets say you earn decent tips?
One day you may make millions -- and I want you to get into the habit of laundering now!
Also, shit man, don't involve your parents in this.
[1 Points] None:
Just get you a dba or an LLC come up with a business name and wash your own $$. It's really not that complicated.
[0 Points] alphabaysupport:
You are heartless to implicate your parents in your own crime.
[-1 Points] None:
Lol coming to reddit with a question like this? you're lying out of your ass
not if the money comes out of your parents accounts if thats possible, you want the money to be traceable so there isn't a fuss. Thats the problem with having a bunch of dirty cash, its hard to actually spend.