PelicanUSA 6 Sheets FireSale Review

DETAILED CHECKBOX
Vendor Name/Marketplace: PelicanUSA / AlphaBay
Product/s reviewed: 6 SHEETS 98% Pure 100+Ug Per Tab FIRE SALE Laid By SirLucy
International?: NO USA
Vendor requires FE?: No
Price before shipping: $726
Shipping cost: $7
Customer Service: pick one below with an "x" like this: [x]
[x]+5 Superb: Polite, prompt, ensures satisfaction
[ ]+4 Good: Professional, exhibits customer care
[ ]+3 Satisfactory: Adequate responses, resolved issue
[ ]+2 Marginal: Subpar communication, partial resolution
[ ]+1 Bad: Poor communication, no resolution
[ ]+0 Awful: Abusive responses, no resolution
Product Quality: pick one below
[x]+5 Highest purity - highly potent
[ ]+4 Mostly pure - potent
[ ]+3 Minor cut or impurity - strong
[ ]+2 Cut and/or impure - medium to weak
[ ]+1 Almost entirely cut - very weak
[ ]+0 Possibly bunk - no effect
Processing Speed: pick one below
[x]+5 Processed & marked shipped in 24hrs
[ ]+4 Processed & marked shipped in 48 hrs
[ ]+3 Processed & marked shipped in 72 hrs
[ ]+2 Package is late
[ ]+1 Package is very late
[ ]+0 Never received package
Price Value: pick one below
[x]+5 Excellent - great value & low cost
[ ]+4 Moderate - worthy value & fair cost
[ ]+3 At-market - neither good nor bad
[ ]+2 Below-market - so-so value, high cost
[ ]+1 Exorbitant - low value, excessive cost
[ ]+0 Rip-off - little-to-no value, unjustified cost
Stealth & OpSec: check all that apply
[x]+1 Vacuum-sealed
[x]+1 Mylar/non-porous container
[ ]+1 Decoy/misdirection
[x]+1 Low package profile
[x]+1 Good OpSec/PGP
TOTAL: (24 for 96%)

I guess it is worth mentioning that this was my first time ordering from the bird. I was on AlphaBay and I saw that they had sheets for 121 selling and honestly I was just looking to buy 2 sheets but when your talking 6 sheets for the price of 3 you just got to man up and order more than you need because prices like that do not come around often. I placed the order Tuesday night and on Wednesday when I want to check to see if the order was shipped I had a message from Pelican stating that I messed up my pgp key and they couldn't read it so I had to resend my shipping info. Later that day I checked and it was marked shipped. Pack landed on Friday to Midwest so 2 days shipping is pretty good.

The only comment I have about the stealth was that on the mylar there were pictures on both sides. One side there was a crude drawing of cock and balls and on the other side a bunch of hearts so I can't tell if Pelican got mad I messed up my pgp or they love me. That or if they get bored and draw dicks and hearts often?

Anyways was a pleasurable order and will deferentially be coming back again. Rock on Pelican!

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Comments


[3 Points] None:

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[2 Points] Trippy_Pandora_Radio:

So many reviews for Pelican but yet he still does not have his own graphic design. We are all waiting for it!

Good review by the way OP.


[2 Points] jackoass:

Nice blotter art.


[1 Points] BostonGahden:

I can't wait until mine comes in, nice review!


[1 Points] None:

For some reason sheets of lsd appear very satisfying to me.


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