Moronic Monday - your weekly stupid questions thread!

Hey /r/DarkNetMarkets, it is time for Moronic Monday!

Post your questions here - stupid or otherwise - to get an answer. Anyone can post a question and the community as a whole is invited and encouraged to provide an answer. Many questions get submitted late each week that don't get a lot of action, so if your question didn't get answered before, feel free to post it again.

If you are a noob, check out our comprehensive FAQ; it is essentially a guide for buying from a DarkNet Market. You may also find it helpful to take a look at our informative community posts, which are full of valuable information and tips.

We do ask that you refrain from abusing noobs in this thread. Remember that everyone had to start somewhere.

Also, please refrain from asking sourcing questions or vendor recommendations in this thread. Those posts will be removed.

P.S. Check out /r/DarkNetMarketsNoobs, where it is Moronic Monday everyday!


Comments


[3 Points] NegschI:

I am desperate. Can anybody help me further? The reviews sound too good to be true, I guess. I search and need additional information about cyphex from Austria and smplcty. Have you already had experiences with these two? If so,can yous share it with me? Thank you in advance. Need some Ritalin


[2 Points] FredFeuerstein89:

Whats easier to get through airport: MDMA pills or crystals?


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[1 Points] TwoFlicksOfTheTongue:

Generally speaking, how long did it take for you to feel safe ordering? I want to start but I'm not completely computer savvy and the last thing i need is a case.


[1 Points] throwtime9000:

How hard it is to ship to Thailand? I'm still finding LSD for a spin. Personal use for some possible secret of the universe lol.


[1 Points] abu7:

I did so much coke past few weeks. I missed this place a lot. Good to be back here. :)


[1 Points] CarfentBoofer:

If a package was sent from the UK to Aus today would it make it before new years or even crissy?


[1 Points] 13CreditsShort:

What happened?? I want to get some X, and theres like three markets...


[1 Points] disasterfocus:

I know that it's been a minute and everyone probably knows besides me, but is there a new roll call? I know it's gone now just wasn't sure if it's a different name on here now same with the xan cartels


[1 Points] StretchedEarsArePerf:

If a package gets seized, what do i do?


[1 Points] UsuallySwanky:

Hey! Just going to sneak in while its still within 24 hours of this post. I would like to trade game codes for bitcoin. I assume it needs to be on a marketplace but all I've seen are drugs and things. Is there a market place that might be more willing to accept download codes for games / xbox live time, etc?


[0 Points] FredFeuerstein89:

where does GG ship from?


[-1 Points] brutalpete:

wtf?


[-1 Points] N-Ndimethyl:

if a bear shits in the woods, and no one is around, does it really have a smell?


[-1 Points] MitalikaSucks:

I want to do "Introduction to DNMs - review, advises and strategy in the markets" meetup for noobs, 3-4 hours . How much should I charge ?

Only if you have experience in this kind of events