What are some fun, lesser known crimes worth committing?

You may know me from alphabay the darknet market or alphabay the dance studio. I love committing crimes and I want to know what are some of your favorite crimes to commit that I may not know of.

Please only post if you are on tor right now, no need to alert LE of your location and of your stash of candy that you stole from all those babies.


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[39 Points] Trumps_DNM_Account:

You could try a crime within a crime... a cimeception if you will. Set up and run an illegal online marketplace and then when you are doing really well just take all of the escrow money and disappear.


[21 Points] whitekidspaz:

You know those cross walks where you have to push a bottom? Yeah... fuck em, I don't push the button and then I fuck'n J walk right through the middle of the street. I run tho, I don't walk. :) I commit bad crime


[14 Points] LLcoolJimbo:

At the grocery store I go to the fancy end of the salad bar and load up on lobster mac n cheese and western fries then cover the top with lettuce. Then I tell the cashier it's just a container of lettuce for my animals. Thus saving $7 on lunch.


[9 Points] Thx002:

7/11 light burglary.

Look for localbitcoin seller who accepts paypal cash, open for $1000 or so and tell him to send the barcode n PP cash shit and print it.

Use real gun or airsoft, you only need to show you have it and intimidate. Make sure there's nobody else on the 7/11

Get cashier to scan it and when he asks for the money tell him/her that if he doesn't approve it just like that without the monies you will kill him, show him that you are packing heat, the cashier will comply and approve the transaction, at this point you should have cab waiting for you outside then just leave. EZ $1k for all you hustlers or junkie pieces of shit who need to buy more drugs of DNM


[8 Points] ForLol_Serious:

I'm a kleptomaniac but I also work for the FBI. Every time we raid people I always steal little trinkets and such and sell them on ebay. I once stole this jar that turned out to be housing their families ashes. I dumped them down the toilet and then sold the jar at my own tag sale.


[4 Points] None:

Helping people on r/darknetmarketsnoobs your an accessory to there crime


[4 Points] murderhomelesspeople:

Well murdering homeless people isn't exactly a lesser crime but it definitely flies under the radar better ;) I can always give you pointers, I imagine you have some tough hobos in Russia, may need a bigger weapon and possibly some silver bullets.


[4 Points] Brookklyn:

Steal a bottle of hot sauce every time I get a to go order from chipotle


[2 Points] hhayn:

This gay post is certainly a crime


[3 Points] ButtDrug:

Sodomy is still illegal in some states.


[3 Points] None:

I like to feed lsd to retarded kids and stray animals


[2 Points] mejuwi1:

lesser known crimes worth committing?

So was the Alpha Bay doxx posted real? This post is supposed to help you switch careers?

Incoming Exit Scam


[2 Points] pnchdrnk:

Cut the tags off of mattresses. BOOM!


[2 Points] ILIKEDRUGSTUFF:

Writing FUCK on stuff with a sharpie is a classic.


[1 Points] AlpraKing:

I never flush the jimmies.


[1 Points] stilldogman:

Jacking purses is pretty good. I hear that being a DNM admin is pretty dope, too.


[1 Points] mymuse100:

Stealing satalite from foregin coutries


[1 Points] throwahooawayyfoe:

Cow tipping.

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[1 Points] crushdudes:

Tax evasion is pretty fun. Especially if it's duties on tobacco, alcohol or foreign goods.