VENDOR REVIEW: JETSETLIFE

VENDOR: JETSETLIFE

MARKET: Dream Market

PRODUCT: 2 Grams PERUVIAN MOTHER PEARL COCAINE 95%

ACTUAL WEIGHT 2.027 Grams (2027mg)

PRICE: $200.00

SHIPPING COST: $20.00 Priority 2 Day

SHIPPING FROM/TO: Coast to Coast USA

SHIPPING TIME: Marked Shipped Next Day, Actually Shipped Next Day, Arrived 2 Days Later

STEALTH: Vac Pack, Zip Lock Baggie, Decoy

PRODUCT APPEARENCE:: Slightly Off-White, All Fishscaly Rocks, Sweet/Wintergreeny Smell (Not Fuelly Smelling), Soft and Oily, Razor Blade Cut Through Like Butter, No Crunch When Crushed/Chopped, Some Sparklies(3-5% Guesstimate) under 10-30 power scope .

SNIFF TEST: Hotplated 40mg, No Burn Going Up, Hit me in 8 minutes and Fully Came on after 11 minutes, Sweaty Upper Lip, Proper Numbing, Wet Nose, Desire to Redose after 45-60 Minutes, No Problem Sleeping or Eating after Session...In my opinion this is 85% Cocaine

NEXT DAY: No Bloody Mucous, Nose was Slightly Dry and a Little Stuffy, Slight Flu Like Feeling

BLEACH TEST: Hit Regular Bleach and Spread out...No signs of Lidocaine or Amphs/Methamphs, Some Foggy Trails, Left Whitish Film Spread on Surface Which Did Not Dissolve Over a Period of 3 minutes and Some Cut Fog Sunk to Bottom and Did Not Dissolve Over a Period of 3 minutes....

Hit Concentrated Bleach (Not Clorox) and Clumped Up, Some Brownish/Yellowish Gunk and Very Light Trails.. Brownish/Yellowish Gunk Did Not Dissolve and was Removed with Razor Blade and Put on Paper (See Pics)...It was VERY Sticky!!!

Hit Clorox and Clumped up into a Whitish Clump, A few Trails, Whitish Clump Dissolved over 4 minutes into mostly Clear Oil Drops With a Fair Amount of Opaque Spots in Them.

WATER TEST: Put 10mg in Spoon, First Drop of Water melted about 80%, 2nd Drop melted about 15% more, stirring melted all but about 1%.

IPA Test: Put 10mg in Spoon...Dropped 91% IPA one drop at a time, reached 6 drops With Not Much Noticeble Melting, stirred and there was about 5-10% that did not melt...

ACETONE WASH: Triple Freezing Cold Anhydrous Acetone Washed 1500mg...Recovered 1275mg for a loss of 15% or a Cocaine content of 85% minus any cuts (if any) Acetone Wash did not remove.

PICS:

Cocaine as Received:

http://imgur.com/a/Y8gjU

Bleach Tests:

Regular Bleach:

http://imgur.com/a/8M5Ir

Cocnetrated Bleach:

http://imgur.com/a/ysNKe

Clorox:

http://imgur.com/a/EIXCg

Sticky Gunk Floating In Concentrated Bleach:

http://imgur.com/a/Rkctw

Water Test:

http://imgur.com/a/Rkctw

IPA test:

http://imgur.com/a/LNfAh


Comments


[6 Points] 1millionblunts:

Dude What The Fuck How Do People Type Like This. can somebody kill me


[3 Points] Kiddinplay:

So how was the high?


[2 Points] ToShowWithWords:

btw you can get 3.5g from this guy for $245 plus $20 for shipping check the listing on dream it's the cheapest.


[1 Points] BrlingtonCOATfactory:

Very nice review as always!


[1 Points] CaptchaKing4Reviews:

Holy shit over priced coke batman


[1 Points] None:

You are doing the lords work!


[1 Points] TossThatBag:

Grabbed some of this during the Xmas sale...I'm in the minority but I liked it even better than the Aruba. Really smooth, enjoyable euphoria, easy on the nostrils, minimal desire to redose and minimal redosing needed. The price hurts, though.


[1 Points] FilthySnark:

Damn this sounds nice...anyone got a dream invite pin they wanna hook me up with????


[1 Points] None:

Very well written thanks.