Alphabay's 0.01 BTC minimum withdrawal ruined my boofing dreams

So I'm trying to remove my 8 dollars I have in change so I can buy an amazon card to get an oral syringe and finally boof it, but Alphabay is telling me I need 4 more dollars. Which I can't deposit either. And all of the oral syringes on Alphabay are more than 8 dollars with shipping costs ;_;

Sorry boofing proponents. It wasn't meant to be.

Does Alphabay actually say that the minimum applies to withdrawals? I've only ever seen them mention deposits.

Also, can I plug with a turkey baster? Have any of you absolute mad men tried this?

EDIT: Idea! Can I buy a legit non carded 8 dollar Amazon card from Alphabay? Any vendors who do this?


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[45 Points] None:

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[34 Points] Thoughtsofamaniac:

Go steal an oral syringe from the baby section at Walmart you fucking idiot


[16 Points] None:

dox them, only way to get back your 8.00$ sir


[16 Points] None:

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[12 Points] ForLol_Serious:

If you're boofing meth I used to just take a crystal chunk and push it up my butt, no syringe needed.


[7 Points] None:

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[4 Points] WillfulMurder:

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[5 Points] None:

Start a "need to boof" gofundme


[4 Points] kaif_veenis:

What stops you from going to a pharmacy?


[3 Points] throwahooawayyfoe:

Buy me something on AB with that $8 and I'll do a gift purchase for an oral syringe for you in trade.


[2 Points] plurskeleton:

One time when I was desperate I sucked up the liquid into a straw... put my finger over the tip on the other end... inserted said straw... and released the liquid. You def can use a turkey baster.


[1 Points] None:

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[1 Points] JburnaDNM:

Use a turkey Baster bruh!


[1 Points] EatSheets:

So I'm trying to remove my 8 dollars I have in change so I can buy an amazon card to get an oral syringe and finally boof it

I think your supposed to boof your drugs not your oral syringes


[1 Points] mrbrown87:

I have no idea what kind of syringe works for boofing, but you can go to just about any pharmacy (CVS and Walgreens at least) and ask em for 1 for free. Normally used for dispensing liquid meds to kids, so I'd imagine it'd work?


[1 Points] None:

Buy a sryinge on alphabay


[1 Points] None:

Does anyone know if I can buy from US amazon if I'm a UK member ?

If so gimme your address, I'm a prime member so it's free delivery

EDIT: yup I can just gift it


[1 Points] None:

Go on the web and learn HTML for free. Start a DNM and grow it to be big. Then do an exit scam.

You will have plenty of money for syringes.


[1 Points] None:

Been there. Kind of.


[1 Points] Seeingamanaboutadog:

A pharmacy will usually give them out for free


[1 Points] Seeingamanaboutadog:

You can also use a squeezy top sports bottle. Not the type where youve to pull the top up to get it to flow, but the type you can just squeeze