was a dumbass and now am paranoid af

TL;DR i am a complete dumbass, i brought this upon myself, but was just wondering if anyone has advice in case shit goes down?

i've used DNMS for a while now, i have never had any issues. all stealth has been fine, all shipping has taken a week max to get to me. i recently purchased a sample of weed from a vendor named zeltas-garden, but because i am stupid and lazy, i only looked at a couple of reviews and figured they would be okay considering most of their feedback was mostly positive.

it's been 2 weeks, i have no package, vendor hasn't logged into their account in a week (i sent a message today), and the most recent reviews suggest extremely sub par and straight up incriminating stealth. i'm just naturally extremely paranoid, so you can imagine how i'm feeling right now.

i don't expect that i'll get the package, but i've recieved plenty of other mail through the PO and none of it has been any kind of "warning", so i don't know if the package is being detained by the PO or if it's just not here yet because shipping wasn't priority mail. i'm just wondering if i should forgo having anything shipped to this address again, and if i haven't received any sort of warning at this point, is it safe to assume that i will not receive any formal warning and that the PO is just waiting for something else suspicious (assuming they've given me a strike one)?

this is assuming my package has even been shipped, apparently they have previously neglected to even mail shit out. again, i know this is 100% entirely my fault for not doing my research. i'm just freaking out a little.


Comments


[8 Points] CocaineNose:

He's a well known selective scammer, so he probably didn't send it out


[5 Points] ShitQuantikSays:

How much greenery was it?


[5 Points] MrCrappy57:

Man you've got nothing to worry about. Seriously. I'm a worrier, but I wouldn't give this a second thought. Find a reputable seller and order away.


[5 Points] xannymanny123:

Clean house, jeffery I got intel from your police department that they are planning to raid your house.


[3 Points] duppy487:

I ordered from him 2 years ago. he was actually my first DNM purchase. It took about a week maybe more. and his stealth was fine. Double mylar, No vac-seal. The bud was hyped a bit but it as still good. His comms are shit though.


[2 Points] DeadEyesX:

I recommend paranoid people stay off of the DNM because this won't be the only thing with you. Your going to be seeing SWAT teams and DEA agents in your dreams and start thinking the mailman is looking at you funny. It will never end when it's all in your head.


[1 Points] None:

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[1 Points] xannymanny123:

nope your good i got scammed by some shitty scwuag quad from him took 6 weeks to arrive


[1 Points] None:

I didn't know Zelta was still around. I haven't looked at any cannabis listings in forever but I thought they exit scammed or retired.


[1 Points] dnmthrow89:

I once ordered like 3.5 grams of weed through i think it was agora marketplace? Came in an envelope which was torn open. the mylar bag containing the weed was totally visible. Didn't get busted, there was no problem.

You shipped a gram? Don't sweat it. The fed's aren't going to come busting down your door for a gram of dried plant matter.


[1 Points] athrowawayfoe:

I've only tried Zelta's Garden once (about a year and a half ago) and the experience was terrible. The order I made--to a temporary location in the South--was either not delivered at all, seized before delivery, or was delivered after I left the location (I'd made the order about a week or so before vacating) and whoever found it did something with it that clearly (knock on wood) hasn't come back to bite me hitherto.

My two Lincolns is that you got screwed over.


[1 Points] SrslyNotACop:

ur good dude


[1 Points] good_sense:

dude it blows my mind people would even bother to send out a g, I dont want to drive 10 min to meet someone to sell one lol


[1 Points] Vendor_BBMC:

This isn't your fault. Your only mistake was to order a tiny sample of a soft drug through the mail in a country with a terrible, slow postal system, when you are still a kid who doesn't have the balls to do a drug deal by the safest possible method.

Pull yourself together and get some cannabis ordered from another vendor, or stop bothering us with questions about YOUR order. How the fuck would we know? We would just be speculating like you. But as a general rule, these posts should be flared "Q. Am I fucked? A. No"

Worst of all, you've given one of the least trust-inspiring vendors an opportunity to chirp away to his chick offspring self and a parody troll account with a swear in the username, pretending they share a nest.

Pelican is an accident waiting to happen, I've rarely seen so many narcissistic / psychopathic indicators displayed in the forum posts of an internet trader. The US is a big, diverse country with a cosmopolitan populace. The majority of Americans on reddit must be rolling their eyes in shame when they read the upper-case fish he vomit's into his hungry offspring's beaks. What a CPU-hogging thread-gone-wrong, if he wasn't a yank he wouldn't get the time of day.

I blame mercury in the water. Keep an eye on this vendor. You can tell that there's no happy ending in store here, but I think he's going to be one of the ones we talk about for a long time - another Research_Chemicals_inc, poppermachine or an Umbreon - but louder and Bruce Springsteen-ier..


[0 Points] Hank_Murphy:

There is also the possibility that the sample was never even sent. If the vendor hasn't logged in for a while, maybe he just said 'fuck it' and decided vending wasn't for him anymore. If you're that worried, mail yourself some kind of legal powder in a vac seal and send it to yourself from another town. Do not make it obviously lumpy, because if it gets opened/inspected, you don't know it was because the package itself was a red flag or because your address was flagged.


[0 Points] JburnaDNM:

Ive used zelta twice and their stealth was average. First pack took the normal time it should have but the second and last time I used them it took over 9 days. Zelta is known to be a slow shipper. I wouldnt worry. I would assume you have been scammed more than anything or zelta ran into a hiccup (which they are known for agaon.) I might add zelta had some of the best girl scout cookie that I have ever had. Great cure, awesome weight, and potent. Hope this makes you feel better.


[-1 Points] None:

I have no idea what "incriminating stealth" could be, other than maybe just putting cannabis in a paper envelope so the whole thing reeked.

Stealth is a fun game, but the only time it really helps is if someone accidentally opens your mail (like a roommate or a neighbor) You mail is effectively invisible when it passes through the mail system.