How 2 Not Git Schemed

Pretty fucking simple guide, apparently people don't kno what opsec is around here.

If you received the product, but just absolutely cannot test it until the weekend, tell the vendor that, and don't fucking finalize (you're an asshole for not having a testing reagent or can't just do a small taste, but better to be a high asshole than a scammed nice guy). If the listing auto-finalizes before you have time to inspect the product, open a dispute, and explain the situation.

There's a couple things you probably don't need a test kit for - weed is super obvious, dope might be obvious (or you might be so sick you don't have 15 seconds to test it, I understand), but get a fucking test kit, especially for trips and chems.

You really aren't sacrificing anything to do a test. You can easily test from the non-visible residue left in the bag, a speck, a dot of powder or off the scrape of a pill, an impossibly tiny cut piece off a blotter, as in the only reason you cut it as large as you did, was so you could actually see the piece of blotter you cut off. Reagents are highly volatile and reactive compounds, so with any product except maybe plant or fungal matter, you really need nothing at all to test with.

Also, fuck Dancesafe, BunkPolice, etc, their test kits are a total, marketed rip-off. You can buy testing reagents on Ebay for dirt fucking cheap, about $5 each shipped. They are also all pretty easy to make, ie Ehrlichs is just para-Dimethylaminobenzaldehyde (available easily at chem supply for super cheap), Ethanol, and Hydrochloric Acid (hardware store). The invaluable Marquis is just Sulfuric Acid + Formaldehyde.There's also a couple listings for multiple test kits for ~$15-25 too.

It's perfectly okay to buy from totally new, unheard of vendors, as long as you don't FE. And if a listing sounds too good to be true, it probably is. Which is okay, use escrow, turns out scam, you lose nothing.

DID YOU FINALIZE EARLY, DID YOU USE SILK ROAD 2? IF THE ANSWER TO ONE OR MORE OF THESE QUESTIONS IS YES, YOUR AN IDIOT.

If you followed these rules, you will never be scammed. Pretty straightforward. If you get scammed, it's because you're a fucking gullible schlub, and I bet you got burned quite a bit in real life deals didn't you.

TLDR DON'T FE, DON'T SR2, GET A FUCKING TESTING REAGENT FOR $5, FIRST TIME BUYER DONT BE FUCKING RETARDED, BUY SMALL


Comments


[11 Points] galaxyandspace:

Don't bash dance safe or bunk police too hard! They do a lot of good by simply existing and spreading their messages to large audiences! Yes their kits way overpriced, but the message and education they provide can save lives, and needs growth ;)


[4 Points] aft3rm4th:

This is painful to read.


[2 Points] stickchewer:

Yes. Pretty much everything there is spot on.

If you follow the basic rules, you won't get scammed. Pretty much every scam report here goes along the lines of

"okay so I FE'ed because I trusted him/read reviews/he escrowed before but not now but hes totally a scammer guys"

And I fucking hate it because idiots like that encourage scammers to come to the site and tempt vendors into running FE exit scams.

Don't FE. And if you do stupidly end up trusting someone and doing it anyway, do everyone else a favour and don't fucking talk about it and encourage others to do so.


[2 Points] None:

First time on the sub. Thanks for the advice and gained confidence.


[2 Points] SGuegan:

Good stuff here. Thanks for sharing. And personally I appreciate the presentation style. I'm tired of the watered down, politically correct, always positive lingo that seems to be the trend nowadays.


[2 Points] fuckYouBuddy99:

Fuck you youre an asshole, I hope to god, you get ripped the fuck off. People like you shouldnt be able to use these markets.


[1 Points] AlexSosa1KG:

Nah fuck that, if you get your shit in ample time and everything is what it's supposed to be, FINALIZE. We vendors don't got time to sit around waiting for you to finalize until you get the chance to try it/do all your tests. I've never had an issue with this yet but best believe if they take their time to finalize and then open disputes until they're ready....BLACKLISTED! lol Go somewhere else with that bullshit smh


[1 Points] NiggaKingKilla:

This is shitty advice. With Heroin almost all vendors require FE, sometimes it can't be avoided.

I've made more than 10 purchases, 4 FE, and I've never been scammed. Pick a decent vendor, that's the best way to ensure you get your shipment. Sometimes you have to pay extra to buy from a better dealer, but it's almost always worth it.


[1 Points] TOUCHYGOOSE:

Ok, let's say I'm new to the dark net markets, and I have a "friend" who wants to buy some top-notch, grade A PURE, scam free LSD blotters. Where might you suggest my friend go?


[1 Points] scott_collier:

Link to some of those reagents for cheap on ebay?