Tinfoil Hat Tuesday!

Bust out your tinfoil hats and let's gather together to post all of the crazy conspiracy theories and alarm ringing FUD that we possibly can!


Comments


[7 Points] None:

My crazy conspiracy is that more than half of the Darknet community has an IQ less than 80 and is an Alzheimer patient. Oh wait, I just described a bartard... Why else would people use central escrow after all these seizures and exit scams?

Or flock to markets run by anonymous entities who's main focus has always been fraud and running scams? Just by posting this I probably have upset the masses and can already hear them mumbling "multi sig hard" in unison


[5 Points] Shill_Bill:

Fuck you guys I don't even buy drugs. I'm from Belize and you guys have no clue how much a roll of tinfoil cost thanks to you ass holes


[5 Points] None:

All the AB scam posts have been created by another market owner.


[2 Points] octomarvel:

John Travolta ain't been making new movies coz he's fixing to be the admin of open bazaar.

His admin name will be GreasedLightning.

Tom Cruise is funding the whole thing and the first listing will be a male on male massage service with all the trimmings.

=)


[2 Points] gettomeetag:

Obama is behind alphabay


[1 Points] throwoverthetowel:

AB is based in africa


[1 Points] stormfayn:

Kim Jong Un is behind AB.


[1 Points] Unusualbearman:

You're now breathing manually