Horse Meat

The title says it all really. I just want a nice steak ya feel.


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[10 Points] FeloniousFunk:

I went to Popeye's Chicken yesterday. I ordered and ate some fried chicken like I always do. The breasts were juicy, and the buns were soft and warm. Afterwards, the division manager of Popeye's came up to my table and asked me how the meal was. I said I was satisfied, but the meal lacked a certain je ne sais quoi.

He apologized profusely, and said he had something to show me that would make up for it. He lead me to the back of the Popeye's, to a room soaked from floor to ceiling in blood. In the center of it was a live horse, chained by all four legs to the structural supports of the warehouse like room.

As I watched, employees of the Popeye's cut large sections from the horse, which was whinnying and screaming in horror. The Popeye's employees took the chunks of horseflesh, sliced them into pieces and put them through a meat grinder.

Other employees rooted around through the bags of trash strewn around the room to find discarded chicken bones.

The employees quickly tenderized the meat with sledgehammers and fed it into a machine which formed the horse meat around the bones. Afterwards they added the special seasonings before they breaded and deep fried it. I asked the division manager why he had led me back to this place, and he pointed at the steed's rump. The rectum was puckering rhythmically with terror. "We're just about to use that section, would you like a crack at it first?"

I quickly unzipped my pants and wasted no time jamming my erect penis into the stallion's defenseless backside. I punched the horse in the back, causing it to tense up around me as it cried out in pain. I came just as the horse died. I was delighted.

The division manager then gave me a coupon for one free drink with my next purchase. Popeyes definitely went the extra mile to make me a satisfied customer and I strongly suggest them for your next food outing.


[6 Points] None:

contact dwight schrute, he may have what your looking for


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[1 Points] marko9173:

horse jerky is awesome. so is their tongue. never had a horse steak though.


[1 Points] rilksoadvb5piz3r:

horses are legal to buy, get a used one and you got all the meat you need for a while.


[1 Points] whatisopsec:

Go to Mongolia.


[1 Points] loudestTop:

Really bummed about the lack of horse meat to be honest.


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[1 Points] None:

Just go to IKEA I heard they put it in the meatballz