Moronic Monday - your weekly stupid questions thread!

Hey /r/DarkNetMarkets, it is time for Moronic Monday!

Post your questions here - stupid or otherwise - to get an answer. Anyone can post a question and the community as a whole is invited and encouraged to provide an answer. Many questions get submitted late each week that don't get a lot of action, so if your question didn't get answered before, feel free to post it again.

If you are a noob, check out our comprehensive FAQ; it is essentially a guide for buying from a DarkNet Market. You may also find it helpful to take a look at our informative community posts, which are full of valuable information and tips.

We do ask that you refrain from abusing noobs in this thread. Remember that everyone had to start somewhere.

Also, please refrain from asking sourcing questions or vendor recommendations in this thread. Those posts will be removed.

P.S. Check out /r/DarkNetMarketsNoobs, where it is Moronic Monday everyday!


Comments


[3 Points] None:

why cant i post in this sub?


[2 Points] thatskank:

is it safe to order from slablabs? did everyone's slabs touch down?


[2 Points] Cannabun:

Is it safe to deposit into Nucleus?


[2 Points] WulfmanX:

Holy hell! If you find all your local dealers to be cut off from product, the dark market is a great way to get what you need! I was able to find everything I ever wanted! Ordering it however... Whole different story. I want to place an order with GammaGoblin. I figured out how to get to the site, figured out how to use TOR, figured out how to get bitcoins, and I think I'm tracking right along. Until I try to check out. They need my shipping address using their GPG key. And then they need my public GPG key. I even found their PGP key. However, they are asking me for this information and I am totally lost. They might as well have asked me to give it to them on Mandarin. Can anyone help me out here and explain what I need to do because I am totally lost and have hit a brick wall.


[1 Points] TingsFallApart:

It's been Moronic Monday all week, Automod. I don't think your services are needed at the moment.


[1 Points] None:

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[1 Points] noodlesfordaddy:

Is importing LSD safe?


[1 Points] 50kent:

Does anybody know what's going on with Abraxas anymore? I put in 6 orders before/during the BTC rise last week, then it crashed. All were marked shipped last week before the crash, but two have not arrived and I need to communicate with those vendors.

so two real questions:


[1 Points] bossliketom:

Is middle earth still down or was it a confirmed exit scam?


[1 Points] CoolCoach2015:

What do you mean do your research on the vendors? Isn't it the dark Internet? So how exactly do you do that?


[1 Points] None:

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[1 Points] hog_master:

Po up?


[1 Points] JorDanisREAL:

WHERE THE FUCK IS MY PARCEL