[Product Review] AstroHaven's blue snowflakes - New Formula

Actually, not a new formula.. just a new potency I think.

I feel fucking good right now. Just took one of his new pills half an hour ago and it's kicking in and I wanted to write a review because I feel fucking good.

So when I ordered from him before, I didn't like the product much. I only took one at a time though. I felt a mild buzz, but it could've been placebo. I did test with Marquis and it tested positive for meth, but I was still suspicious since that could easily be faked. Still, AH is such an amazing vendor that I didn't think he'd do anything sneaky like that.

Anyway, I had ordered another shipment (even though I didn't like the product - simply because on Agora he offered extra pills for a review of his product + FE so I was like ohhh freebies!). He sent me extras, with his new formula.

They're bigger pills. Potency 1.5x stronger. I FEEL AMAZING. It's so fucking clean. Who needs adderall when you could feel this amazingly clean high with no comedown? Even capping meth yourself, you still get the side effects. I don't know what else he adds to his pills. Maybe l-theanine or something to counteract the jittery-high you generally get with meth? I don't fucking know, I just like it.

I am most certainly sure this is not a placebo effect. I'm very aware of such effects, and I am positive what I'm feeling now is just pure awesomeness.

With that being said, these are fucking expensive as shit. They're like $7 a pill. With his new formula, you do save though since you're getting 1.5x the product.

Anyway, I LOVE ASTROHAVEN. He's a fucking amazing vendor. He responds to my messages and makes me feel like a prince and like he loves me even though I'm just another face on Agora. He's like so accommodating and wonderful and his stealth is great and fuck I would marry him.

Anyway yeah, good product. 9/10.

TL;DR: New meth pills are 1.5x strength. If you're not a regular stim junkie, you'll get a nice buzz from these. They're maybe 15mg? Something like that. Very VERY clean. Gentle come up, gentle come down. Not very addictive due to the gentleness. Not a crazy rush, just a nice euphoric loveliness.

Edit:

Oh, I realized why his pills are so expensive and why they feel different now. Duh. It's formulated to contain ONLY dextro-meth. So no L isomer. That's why there's no body load!!! Street meth is racemic and blah blah blah okay yayyyy I figured it out.


Comments


[5 Points] lucyskyhigher:

Thank you for the review! :) I've never been a fan of meth for shitty personal reasons, but this was a very detailed, funny review. This is how I feel if I take an adderall for the first time in a long time. "I love you and you and you and yup, we should get married, and you and you and you..." ;)

It's interesting to me that you think he cuts it with l-theanine to help with the comedown. That may very well be possible. There was a rumour going around the bouncers/security guards (they know all, trust me) once that the new guy coke dealer in my town was using fucking vitamin B12 (edit: I'm almost positive it was B12, at least) as his cut. People would sometimes feel better than they did the previous day and immediately call the guy up: "Your cocaine is a miracle. I'll take another gram or ten, please." It was pretty genius. New guy coke dealer became very popular, very fast and is now the go-to, as far as I know.


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[1 Points] someone-who-is-me:

I can locally source 30mg addies for $6 per and 20mg ones for $4 per. In your opinion would the snowflakes be a better buy even factoring in shipping cost and markups on bitcoin purchases?

Edit: Now I see below where someone equated it to 30-60mg of adderall.