Are we just going to ignore the fact that AlpraKing is LITERALLY A CUCK?

[AMA] I am AlpraKing, former Darknet Xanax Kingpin & responsible for the xanax epidemy in America. by AlpraKing in IAmA [-]AlpraKing[S] 19 points 6 months ago I had a threesome with one of my [M] friends and my girlfriend. Was kinda awkward. We didn't repeat the experience. And no, I didn't touch his dick.


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[11 Points] izza123:

Just don't think anyone cares enough about him to care what he is or does


[8 Points] t0mcheak:

Time for an Official #t0msec Infosec Expert Opinion

This is part of a weekly thing we like to do in the chat - where people can ask questions and then i get to tell them why they're wrong.

Okay so this week's question was about cuckolding by /u/DaRealDonaldTrump and /u/RedditAccount28

They are asking about fellow user /u/AlpraKing :

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No. You're wrong. I'll explain why:

  1. AlpraKid got jammed up - since - well lets face the facts people -
    an organized crime syndicate centered around the illicit production + distribution of overdosed, fugazzi Xanax bars sold in bulk to a forgetful, car-accident-prone customer base doesn't exactly sound like an airtight plan ..
  2. The guy makes a deal with the federales to help with whats known as a "top-down" sting investigation
  3. AK posts fake "dox" of his own account on Dream Market, claims it was "a hacker". nobody in our IRC chat has claimed credit for this - so he's obviously lying.
  4. AK pulls a Sabu, and is now posting from a nondescript RCMP office building

All clear now?? Good. You have just been officially fact-checked t0mcheck'd


[6 Points] cantsmokeme:

Is every bisexual man a cuckold then?


[6 Points] None:

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[3 Points] Stasis_69:

/u/stasis69 is always down for 3somes. Will travel. Pm me dick pics.


[0 Points] taimapanda:

lmao a threesome doesn't make you a cuck


[1 Points] None:

He's Canadian, give him a break.


[-1 Points] Dingdongpingpong1900:

Hes a snitch faggot can see it a mile away


[-1 Points] None:

Another man sticking his dick in my girl is an automatic death sentence.