If you had the time machine and you could change only 1 thing that happened in the past to darknetmarkets, what would you change?

I would do plastic surgery to look like our lord and savior Rick Ross Ulbricht and put diarrhea pills in his coffee so he uses the restroom and then i would sit by his computer and get caught and go to jail in his place. #noregrets #truefriend #ridetilldie xDDDDDDD


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[9 Points] None:

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[8 Points] weedandsyrup:

Bruh I think you're talking to yourself....


[3 Points] throwawayyzzzz:

I would go back to the day before /r/DarkNetMarkets was created and create it myself. I would do this for one reason...To make sure that Bailey Jay was never removed from this sub. Oh and I would have never made /u/Theeconomist1 a mod, cause hes a filthy Fed.


[2 Points] ShillDrill:

woah dawg really philosophical question, i think i would also do plastic surgery and also i would put diarrhea pills in your coffee and sit by original ulbricht's computer so i would go to jail not you.


[2 Points] None:

So which drug are you on, OP? I'd like to try it.


[2 Points] RIP_Meth_9000:

Ross not getting caught....or just him getting to shut his laptop :-)


[2 Points] None:

I would wait an extra day before deciding to put coins in nucleus so they couldn't have made off with my 500$


[1 Points] OxyOrbit:

I'd go back before team trust and become team trust. 4 milli tabs is fun


[1 Points] hellomea:

Ill be honest here.

I would scare the shit(blackmail) out of Ross Ulbricht, blackmail him for 1k btc. Then I will tell him how he gets arrested and what all precautions to take ;)