Sobering Up Sunday!

Now that you're sobering up from your DNM-fueled weekend, come tell us about your hijinks! A mod will give their favorite story each week a month of Reddit gold and a little something else which is a surprise! Winners may not disclose the surprise or they'll have it taken back. Curious what it is? You'll have to win to find out.


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[20 Points] Jackaroopz32:

Stood on the wall selling joints on the parking lot

Damn stoned teenagers sure like to talk a lot

Sold a dime bag and bought some pants now im wearin em

Police hassle me juss because I sell heroin

Popped too many pills threw up on someones car

Didn't notice they were in it so I ran into the bar

They caught up fast so I ordered a glass

Kept it tipping, sipping quick before they kicked my ass

Bartender called the fuzz and they gave me a face lift

Got escorted out wearing matching silver bracelets


[21 Points] 2StepsPastCrazy:

Finally got my own place and my best friend who I've been in love with for like 6 months came over and we got drunk and just talk life and shit.

Decided to do some cocaine, first time using drugs with her. We talked even more and it was an amazing night until we were smoking a cigarette on the balcony. She sat on my lap and freaking kissed me! Man I was happy as fuck and we screwed around a bit before heading to bed (to actually sleep lol).

She didn't mention it again apart from some comment about how the coke made her horny as fuck, so I just let it slide as some stupid drunken mistake on her part.
Fast forward one week and we were at my place again and decided to try some MDMA. After sitting on my carpet rubbing it for 2 hours just being the most happy guy alive we went into the bedrooms and I ate her out for 2 hours (dick didn't work lol).

That was 2 months ago. We're taking things slow to see where they'll lead atm and I've never been happier!

I'm 28, drugs are amazing but I'm so glad I didn't discover them when I was 16-18 or some shit.

Haha was good to type that shit out <3
Love you guys


[8 Points] None:

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[4 Points] Lucid_Enemy:

So about a month ago I had received a sample order of Clinozolam from synesters re-shipper (goodsensieatin) I was excited... Excited so much that I just wanted to make my PG quick and clean. So I took a scale measured it out to be 54mg, so I took a ecig juice bottle that I used for my PG mix's and sqwerted 40 eye dropper's of PG and put the powder in the bottle... boiled a cup of water and dropped bottle in... 10 minutes later clear PG goodness, so I take a half a dropper amount and drink it... while I waited for the benzo goodness to hit me I get ready for a Job interview I had that day, usually "getting ready" was 3-4 roxy 10's snorted or IV'd I choose to snort. At about this point im very happy and rushing on benzo/opiate mix (I know its dangerous), so much so I black out. The rest is told by what a Police Report, and people have told me:
* I went to my interview walking, Showed up... dont know what I said, Got the job.
* I then went to a gas station to get a energy drink paid with a 20 walked away without my change.
* I met a friend outside who was also high and we acted "suspicious", cops show up I say no to search I get let go, he gets picked up for stealing a bike.
* I go home and some how have acquired 2 Vicodin at this point in my house is the 2 Vicodin and the PG bottle.
* I snort 1 Vicodin (why? I have no clue)
* I must have re-dosed the PG mix and fucked up HUGE!
* I pass out on my couch awkwardly (sitting up but leaning sideways drooling pale)
* Neighbor wants to come over, Knocks I don't answer, she looks into window sees me, Breaks into house (somehow) calls cops.
* I get arrested, on a possession charge (1 Vicodin found)
* Im in rehab now... still waiting on court stuff to be done.
moral of the story? dont mix benzos and opiates, no matter how experienced you are with the mix.


[2 Points] None:

Been outta town at a funeral with a bunch of family I don't know and 0 drugs :'(..........

Almost wish I had something to recover from

Except today I will be riding a bike around one of the most beautiful cities in the US during my favorite season with family I haven't seen in years. Not a darknet weekend, for sure, but at least I found a little weed.

I was smoking around back with my cousins BF (down as fuck dude), before we left for the funeral, and I hear my name being called. We round the corner and my mom, aunt and uncles, and about 10 kids ages 6-12 were standing there with accusing looks on their faces.

Mumbled something about being 30 and my refusal to be censored by my family. Everyone laughed about it later.

Gonna have a reverse sobering up when I get home tomorrow :)


[2 Points] ThatBoteeyTho:

I'm readin all this shit in supah hot fire's voice, i think i have a problem.


[1 Points] None:

This wasn't last month, but I took up senseieatingood on his clonozolam sample a while back. Well it didn't taste bitter, I was doing finger dabs, a few hours later I message him asking why I wasn't fucked up despite doing a solid I don't know how much. Next thing I remember (and I barely remembered messaging him) its monday morning. I was confused as fuck. Another 2 weeks later a close friend of mine who didn't answer my texts finally hits me back up, turned out I spent a whopping 1000 dollars on his coinbase account, called him while fucked up to tell him I spent 100 and was sorry, once again zero memories, and thats why he wasn't hitting me back up. Also missed a date with a girl, roommates asked me if I was ok cause I was slurring words unable to do anything for days straight. Oh and I won a bitcoin gambling.


[1 Points] DreadPRoberts2:

Through the gates. High fives all round


[1 Points] Jackaroopz32:

Winners¿?