i think i've come up with the best idea ever for a drop... it takes some commitment, but it seems pretty fool proof. the profits i can get on bulk mdma here totally justify the time i'll have to put in.
- volunteer with meals on wheels
- scope out the homes of many senior citizens in my city, looking for ones that are so old / senile / bed ridden that they aren't properly checking their mail
- order mad bulk to their homes
- grab packs from mountain of unread mail when dropping off meals
- ???
- profit!
even if the police find a pack, they'll investigate and discover it's headed to this crazy senile old person, and probably drop it immediately. if they do investigate a little, who is gonna suspect that the generous young adult dropping off meals every day is actually the one the drugs are for? i have a fully valid reason for stopping by there every day, they'd never be able to justify to a judge why they grabbed me on my way out one day.. plus if paranoid i can leave the pack sitting in the mail pile for a few days after i see that it's landed.
this is relying on finding a crazy shut-in senior who will let me in the door to drop off their meal, but my gut tells me that won't be very hard. even after finding what looks like an excellent situation, i'll just wait and observe for a couple weeks to make sure there isn't some wildcard element i've missed, like an occasional visit from a caregiver or something. i think it should be pretty obvious pretty quickly which old people have someone who loves them and is helping them and which ones are on their own.
plus an offshoot of this is that old people get food, and i look like a good guy for volunteering my time.
thoughts? am i missing something that makes this a really bad idea? or have i just discovered the ultimate drop?
morally wrong..... ahahahahah super lol.