[Vendor Review] Junkie_Jesus - 3.5g crystal methamphetamine

*** UPDATE (next morning) *** - (also, CORRECTED indicates typo below, that's now corrected)

OK, I have some pics online at http://imgur.com/a/8sVPF

I just want to say, this was my first time reviewing any vendor on here, and I picked JJ because:

  1. I've been meaning to do so for a while, figuring it was worth repaying him for providing a great product at a good price, consistently.
  2. I was upset about the delay, and when he alleviated my fears by saying yes, there were some delays occurring but it was coming, my hope was this would help reassure others who were worried and waiting for their stuff.

So for any doubters - that's my story, and it is true. I tend to write like this, and you can probably tell this is the first time I tried using a template. I hope the pictures help, and if giving great feedback in support of a good vendor makes me a "shill," then so be it. Hoping to do more reviews for other vendors very soon, some of them will be this superlative and others not so much, but rather than talking about them in this review, I wanted to focus on JJ's products and services. *** END UPDATE ***

Rating

  * Transaction: [10] / 10

  * Vendor: [10] / 10

  * Drug: [10] / 10

  * TOTAL SCORE: [97] / 100  

I've never been a religious man, but The Real Junkie_Jesus is truly divine! I have sampled a fair variety, from street and DNM sources including 6 different vendors, none of whom exceeded what JJ consistently provides. After waiting longer than usual, and feeling truly blessed by the arrival of my beautiful 3.5gCORRECTED divine gift, I wanted to finally post this as thanks for this order because while I was very disappointed at the delayed arrival, 8 days is not terrible at all (except when you're expecting it much sooner and it has not yet arrived). End of day, I'm very happy overall.

Crushed to small chunks of shard for stealth shipping, this stuff can easily re-crystallize from light melting and cooling. Doing so seems to not burn off any impurities - I've never been able to identify any. It crushes to "sparkle-powder," as my lady friend loves to call it. If you are blind, or in a very dark room, it might at first glance appear white but the faintest ray of light makes it sparkle more beautiful than any diamond. My lady bumps it sometimes, but if we aren't blowing clouds, which are tasty and perfect, this is Tina great to slam IV.

Most meth is too suspect for me to shoot, but with this, I won'thesitate to throw it into a spoon with some cold water, where it melts just like a piece of ice in warm water. Don't even waste any by stirring with the plunger - just swirl it around and it will dissolves clear with no residue pretty quick.

First thing when our order arrives, I load up a 1/2cc rig while my lady loads up the oil burner. I used to smoke and almost never poke, but this turned me around... First time I banged this meth, so good it was a little scary! The first shot, and I'm cruising 18 hours or so before even considering whether to shoot again or have a hit off the pipe! Weight always on-point or solidly over.

JJ is a pleasure to deal with, and very rarely are there any issues. This DID happen recently, when it took a bit over a week to arrive on our most recent order, but I always FE with most vendors. Always with JJ, and have now had several successful shipments of consistent quality.

The only problem I've had, as mentioned, was the delay with the most recent order, meaning an unintended meth holiday, that had me dragging for a few days, which is never fun... Especially not around holidays like Thanksgiving..

Overall, far from my worst DNM experience, and JJ reassured me was coming... I was pissed, and my girl was unhappy for a few days, getting nervous, but I kept the faith, and today, I received my blessing!

What a relief! Same great stuff as usual, and for all I know it was just a delay related to the Thanksgiving holiday and/or the Postal Service. I've had far worse happen with amazon and ebay.

No plans to order crystal from anyone else, as long as JJ keeps up like this. There are many great vendors out there, but many of those with premium products also come with premium price and sometimes less attention to customer service. The fact I got a prompt reply when I was concerned about the lengthy wait, and he reassured me, isn't as good as a quick delivery, but it is a lot better than being left in the dark, as some will do.


Comments


[7 Points] Zoulou42:

Pictures?


[6 Points] ElectronicChronic:

Weren't people claiming this vendor was scamming? I'd upload pics if I were you to avoid the shilling accusations.


[0 Points] Vendor_BBMC:

The quality of meth reviews is improving.

This is a good one, and it actually reviews the meth. You win the BBMC meth review of the week badge.

If it dissolves easily in water, it probably doesn't contain any MSM. This is the biggest compliment to JJs meth.


[2 Points] deafgrapin:

Just wanted to add that my shit came today after 17 days. Pretty sure he's not exit scamming, and it's fire ass shit.

The delay was pretty ridiculous, but I'm going to give him a second chance because he didn't bail and I didn't lose my money.


[1 Points] TheRealJunkieJesus:

Great write up! Don't worry about the ppl sating you are a shill. They are always going to be there no matter what kind of "proof" you provide. Just ignore them your writing is self-explanatory. Thanks again buddy