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Vendor: | [Goofyboots ] |
Market: | [Alphabay ] |
Product: | [(2) 5 packs 200mg Emoji Gummys $20ea ] |
Shipped from: | [USA ] |
Shipped to: | [USA ] |
Required FE: | [NO ] |
Decoy: | [Maybe? ] |
Handwriting: | [Printed ] |
TOTAL SCORE: | [100 ] / 100 |
Pics of gummys: http://imgur.com/a/gue2o
Figured I would do a review/experience report on my fuck up. I picked up 2 5 packs of Goofyboots emoji edibles for my neighbors Halloween party Saturday 10/29. Ordered 10/26 arrived 10/29 PERFECT. On the listing he says not to consume more than 2 gummys unless you know what you are doing. Sounds serious so I intended to eat just one. One goes down the hatch and I am off to this party two doors over. I went and had a few drinks with friends and maybe 45 minutes in I only felt a mild buzz... This was my third edible purchase from the darknet. I figured maybe edibles just don't work for me. So like a fucking idiot I went home all upset that I wasn't high enough and ate two more gummys.. Smoked a cigarette before heading back over and all of a sudden I get hit by this wave of euphoria right across my face like a brick wall. Oh god. I instantly knew I'd fucked up. This is no joke. The first gummy must be kicking in and it was fucking great. Within 30 minutes it gets to the point where I can't imagine triple dosing the way I feel right now. Fast forward about 1.5hrs and my high is reaching unimaginable levels. I went into the bathroom to splash some water in my face to calm down and my mouth is literally sand paper at this point and my eyes are practically bleeding they are so red. I sat on the toilet for over an hour high as a kite with walls melting. I am about 3 hours in now and I am literally panicking. I have never been so high in my entire life. I remember frantically calling my GF to come walk me home and sit with me till it passed over. Come to find out she already went home and didn't even let me know. WTF. I have no idea what all went down at this point. I assume I just wanted to get away from it all. I ended up going home and trying to pass out for the night. I lied in bed and rolled and rolled tossed and turned. It was bad. I somehow got myself to finally fall asleep. Next thing I know I am wide awake still high as balls cramped into an extremely dark closet. No idea how the hell I ended up in there. It wasn't even my bedroom closet either. I literally picked the worst closet to get in to. The one without a door handle. THANK GOD I had my phone in my pocket I was literally stuck and couldn't move. I was on top of so much shit. I struggled to get out for what seemed like an eternity. Embarrassed but stuck I called and woke up my neighbor to bring me a butter knife. The way my closet door works once its shut this is pretty much the perfect tool to open the door. He was pissed, although he said otherwise. I had his ass crawling through my window with a butter knife to get me out of a closet at 4 in the morning. This is some real life seinfeld shit right here. I am sure I'll be hearing about this for a long time.. It's pretty funny really. I am glad to have this story to tell and I am going to make sure to NEVER make this mistake again. I guess the take away from this story is, you need to be careful how much weed you ingest. And fully understand how long it takes to kick in. I was totally unprepared and stupid about it. Ruined my night and got locked in a closet. Don't get locked in a closet, use my advice and don't be dumb.
Haha lesson learned.
I ate a whole chocolate bar and some gummies a few years ago, and ended up getting so high that I thought I had contracted down syndrome. I was pissed off because now I have to take special needs classes, and will have to tell my parents that I'm retarded, etc. Shit was wack yo.