Something fucked up happened

I got home from work today and my mom had stopped by earlier and left a package on my counter which was weird to begin with because I don't live with her and other than the occasional snail mail letter nothing gets delivered there.. Long story short, it was what looks like at least an 8 ball of suspected coke, very good steath, and a hand written note that just said don't forget to leave feedback... Anyway the fucked up thing is I haven't bought/used/browsed DNMs since the SR days, and I only ever bought maybe 3-4 times from a vendor who's name doesn't even show up in any search results here so I assume he's long gone.. The other fucked up thing is I didn't even live at the address my mom lives at when was ordering back in like 2013, but this was addressed to me..

how the fuck did this happen?


Comments


[126 Points] spudddly:

Maybe it's just your mom's way of letting you know she wants to hang out with you, do a few lines together, shoot the shit, see if you have any single friends, etc...


[66 Points] JburnaDNM:

Show me a picture of this coke then I will believe your story.


[51 Points] None:

Bro, wait until you come down off that paranoid shit before you write shit on here.


[23 Points] throwahooawayyfoe:

Lol. Sounds like you got a homie playing a prank on you. No other way I can see for a vendor to have gotten that address.


[15 Points] jadenpls:

Maybe it got lost in the mail for ages.


[6 Points] None:

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[4 Points] Sugar_Power_Women:

It's an early/late bday present from me. Don't forget to return the favour.


[4 Points] None:

WTF is wrong with you losers? How do you even have time to spread fucking gay ass stories like this ? This didn't happen, period. Point blank. And if it did there would already be pictures up. Fuck Reddit full of stupid ass kids.


[3 Points] RPmatrix:

well ..... It's all cool now I guess if you're telling us about it here!

who was the vendor?


[3 Points] detro_:

If you think ALL vendors are smart and delete customer records, you're sadly mistaken. It's very possible you got an old shipping label, a weird copy and paste issue or a mixed up address in this dudes 4-year-old Notepad++ instance. Or his orders were SERIOUSLY backed up, maybe an old mis sent order was stuck under a conveyor at a mail hub. who knoz


[2 Points] synthetic_kinetic:

One of your friends was probably using your identity/mom's adress as a drop.

Either that or somebody was trying to frame you.


[2 Points] abrakazan:

/r/thishappened


[1 Points] None:

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[1 Points] DontTrustNeverSober:

The only possibility I can think of is someone is using your address as a drop and knows your name and address and gets shit sent there, you just happened to intercept this package. It's far out but who knows...