Now that you're sobering up from your DNM-fueled weekend, come tell us about your hijinks! A mod will give their favorite story each week a month of Reddit gold and a little something else which is a surprise! Winners may not disclose the surprise or they'll have it taken back. Curious what it is? You'll have to win to find out.
Woke Up Quick, At About Noon
Jus' Thought That I Would See The Postman Soon
I Gotta Get Mail Before The Day Begins
Before My Mother Starts Bitchin About Ma Sendssss
About To Go And Damn Near Went Blind
Young Niggaz In Canada Sold Me Fent Tabs With Xanax Signs
Ran In The House, USB Is Gripped
Wit The Throwaway Laptop On The Side Of Ma Hip
Bailed Outside And Pointed Ma Wifi Antenna
Just As I Thought, The Scammer Was Constant Texter
Jumped In The Fo' Hit The Juice On Ma Ride
I Got Front Back, And Side To Side
Then I Let The Alpine Play (Play)
Pumpin New Shit By Nwa
It Was Gangsta Gangsta At The Top Of The List
Then I Played My Own Shit And It Went Somethin' Like This
Cruisin Down The Street In My Six-Fo'
Jockin The Bitches, Slappin The Hoes
Went To The Park To Get The Scoop
Knuckleheads Out There Cold Shootin Some Hoops
A Car Pulls Up, Who Can It Be
A Fresh El Camino Rollin Kilo Man Of Delivery
He Rolled Down His Window And He Started To Say
Its All About Playin' That G.T.A.
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