POC of a new breed of clearnet market: smurf's village

The trade of entheogenic mushrooms might be illegal... but what is wrong with me telling you where I happened to see some growing in the wild?

The idea is too simple: mushroom hunters upload pictures of their findings along with rough GPS coordinates to the site. Users can then buy the exact coordinates and detailed description of how to get to the site. Only coordinates are sold - information only. Check it:

https://imgur.com/bZDosnr

The mushroom hunters can list their findings as either a sighting or an offering. A sighting is sold for a dollar amount through paypal in broad daylight. Except that the seller and buyer never meet and only the location of the dead drop is exchanged. An offering is given away for free, after an amount is donated to a bitcoin address for those too shy to trade in the open, bypassing the marketplace:

https://imgur.com/xMNrQlE

The marketplace should look mostly legit to the untrained eye and only those in the know should be allowed in, but it doesn't really matter. Instead of posting that you saw where an eighth was buried, a creative code-set can be developed using the filters, like green for weed and brown for hash. So it is not decreed that only shrooms can be traded. But every now and then some real mushroom sites should be exchanged to maintain the spirit:

https://imgur.com/iXKV0tH

Trust is based on vendor ratings like we are used to. Anyone want to poke around in the village and help me explore the idea further?


Comments


[65 Points] OvrWtchAccnt:

Youre going to sell people the coordinates to where they can go and get raped in the woods.


[42 Points] Pylyp23:

Jumping through all those hoops isn't going to keep the cops off of the site or give anyone any sort of legal protection when they are charged with encouraging/participating in the sale of controlled substances.

"But your honor, I just told his where I saw the substance after he coincidentally donated some BTC to my wallet because I'm just such a nice guy!"


[10 Points] endedbytheknife:

This is kind of like the pimp, Jane, and a John huh?

John paying Jane for sex is illegal, but John gives pimp money and pimp shares a location and time where he can get fucked for just walking in.

ShroomPimping, lol.

Anyways, the way they clamped down on that is that you don't have to have sex be arrested; just show intent. That's why you never see a cops episode where someone (uc hoe) even takes her clothes off.

They get the pimp for facilitating illegal activities.


[10 Points] fourbromo:

Not a whole lot of psychedelic mushrooms around me, but I would totally do this for morels. Edit: and gangbangs


[4 Points] Nandy-bear:

This is a great way to get people killed. There's a cunthair's difference between psychadelic and deadariffic mushrooms. I wouldn't trust some rando on the internet who thinks he can spot em on the wild.

Why go to all this trouble anyway ? Either buy em on the DNM, or grow your own. Spores are legal, and growing em is incredibly easy (and ridiculously cheap)


[6 Points] fgrgfrtgt:

So it's like a Craigslist for mushroom foragers?


[5 Points] xyzea44:

Ayy ya let's trust these random people on a shady site not to murder, rape, mug or trap us. Or all of the above if ur into that kind of thing.


[1 Points] DickCheeseKillah:

Why the fuck would you want to tell anyone where to find mushrooms? I have been friends with people in NorCal for decades who won't tell me secret places they go pick in southern Oregon. It's THEIR secret that they will never share. Anybody who knows where a patch of magic mushrooms grows once a year isn't going to ruin it by putting it on blast on the clearnet or Darknet for that matter. Dumb idea


[2 Points] detro_:

so many idiots will eat death caps, plus this could be used maliciously to murder fuckers


[1 Points] ice_cream4breakfast:

Kinda cool, doubt anyone is on it near me


[1 Points] thrway4datards2:

Just the quickest dumb shit I can think of. Cops immediate monitor your drug locating website. Every person that goes anywhere near any of those coords gets honeypotted by you for your free contribution to LE efforts as these drugs are still illegal to possess or consume. Unless i am missing the idea.


[1 Points] protonic_dev:

It's all perfect until LE get on the site, throw some shrooms they got from Papa John's on the ground sell you the GPS coord. and wait in the woods for you.


[1 Points] None:

I mean fuck it I wanna see how long this goes on for before bored cops decide to crack down on it. Let me know how it goes guys.


[1 Points] downvote-hide-moveon:

Bruh I'm way too fucking lazy to go out in bum fuck Egypt to find mushrooms that might not even be there.