So I'm watching breaking bad....

And it suddenly occurs to me, man. all this shit coulda been avoided if you dudes had just heard about the silk road. no combo dead, no gus. walt cooks, jesse drops some mail off driving all over the place, saul launders the bitcoins into cash money.

google woulda saved a lotta hassle.


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[269 Points] CocaineNose:

Walt: Jessie did you encrypt your address when you purchased all that methylamine? Jessie: um duuhh it like automatically does it man Walt: god damnit..


[138 Points] None:

breaking bad premiered 3 years before the original silk road ever existed.

source: i'm not a teenager.


[46 Points] ripndipp:

Daaaaaad, wha a ts ss for breakfast??


[40 Points] Thameswater:

YEAH, ENCRYPTION BITCH !


[33 Points] None:

or if health care was a universal thing in america...


[21 Points] SecondChanceUsername:

What you just described will definitely become a popular TV show in the near future. All it needs now is a catchy name...

Edit Name idea: Unmasking Ulbrict


[17 Points] None:

I guess you guys just dont know how much actually goes on in the real world


[14 Points] None:

Can we all agree this was a pretty good show? It had it's moments and damn i started to hate skyler. The moment with hank on the toilet was one of my favorites.

Makes me wonder what a breaking bad spinoff version with house of spirits and her drama. But it makes me feel like im watching magic schoolbus episodes where i hear about her new updates.


[8 Points] PWEI:

You wouldn't have a really good show then would you?
I think it would be really boring if we saw Jesse going to the post office everyday.


[6 Points] andreasklinger:

seriously: can someone make a webcomic Breaking Dark

1:1 breaking bad but w/ darknet shops

Love the quotes here: "YEAH, ENCRYPTION BITCH !" "Technology, bitch!"


[5 Points] FestiGear:

Now what about The Wire...


[3 Points] PolkCounty:

Already in the making gentlemen


[3 Points] twigburst:

No ones moving hundreds of kilos of meth every month on DNMs... Maybe 10 years from now, but DNMs are a small portion of drug sales. Most people are too stupid to use it, and many dealers are too paranoid about getting shit shipped to their houses. Out of all the people I've known that hustled, 0 got shit online. Its why all the coke prices online suck balls, cause unless you are somewhat intelligent DNMs aren't an option and lets face it most coke dealers are fucking stupid.


[2 Points] PolkCounty:

http://www.spike.com/press/2014/09/16/spike-tv-travels-the-infamous-silk-road-to-develop-new-drama-deep-web-from-tony-krantz-and-gary-oldmans-flying-studio-pictures/


[2 Points] NOT_LE:

Where would they derive the drama from? Lots of up close shots of r/darknetmarkets.


[2 Points] Vendor_BBMC:

I watched the first episode of Breaking bad to see if its realistic, but I haven't watched any more.

BBMC were probably the largest domestic UK manufacturer of crystal meth a few years before we started selling o the darknet, but we had to use the existing Chinese dealer network.

i don't think we ever had a customer who wasn't a cash-rich Thai female.

Silk Road was a revelation. British male customers exist, and they welcome high-purity uncut meth rather than seeing it as a threat like the chinese gangs.

their dealers weren't supposed to sell our stuff, but they sold it "on the side" without their bosses knowledge. Even then, there wasn't enough to go round, so dealers usually kept it as their personal stash so they could work from Thursday night until Sunday night, and they had something special to impress girls they liked.

There was a time when they copied the "Black Magic" packaging, so every half gram was signed by the chemist with a UV pen, but generally the Chinese don't understand the power of brands.

Meth was just something white in a bag. If its good, how can you buy the same stuff again.?They would break our rules and take it out of the packaging, even mix it with other meth.

Mixing meth from two batches is considered very bad luck by Brotherhood chemists. its completely taboo, because it reduces the lot to the lowest-quality component.

The average darknet customer has a higher level of knowledge and appreciation of good drugs than street dealers. Britain is the only post-Silk Road, post- breaking bad country where meth was still unknown.

we love drugs here, but the Cjhinese don't know their arse from their elbow when it comes to marketing it to British people.

Maybe meth will remain a curiosity and never hit the UK properly.

If it does, it will be hit like the Beatles hit america. We don't use dealers any more. Tjhey don't add value.

Here are some of our darknet listing photos:-

http://anonimg.com/img/bb9748cc70a4d952ca6cc96ce66e2022.jpg

http://anonimg.com/img/41ba8bb1f528754d9aaa7d4264e749bb.jpg

If you like meth, these photos will make you need the toilet.


[2 Points] split_thenight:

that show would suck. :D


[1 Points] FastDonut:

LOL too true.


[1 Points] None:

Ikr


[1 Points] None:

Lmao, so true.


[1 Points] pinkpanther227:

Did the silk road even BB aired? Even if it did Walt wouldn't have made nearly as much as he did since SR wasn't nearly as big as the latest dnms.


[1 Points] s0urpatch:

Imagine how the show would've went if that happened. And think about just how popular Silk Road would've become if so.


[0 Points] 080997:

i thought this up just before you posted it


[-8 Points] PleasureKevin:

maybe you should google what happened to silk road you moron


[-29 Points] EkafEman42:

Who's Saul? You mean the lawyer?

I'm tipping that he'd be kind of sketchy on Bitcoin and such, namely because of the $80 million blockchain trail. And also the fact that you can never, ever cash out your Bitcoin for $. Try cashing out even $100,00 and the price bombs.

The best thing Saul could do in the situation is to try and convert the Bitcoin via an exchange but, again, we come back to the problem where bitcoin is worth NOTHING and is essentially a Ponzi scheme.

Jesse might consider Bitcoin but I'm sure he'd just do something stupid and sell them straight away and not lose 80% of his share of the money.

OP: let me know what you're up to later... I really love Facebook's banality and Twitter's irritating pointlessness being mixed in with subject matter which is just a little off topic!

j/k I fucking hate it.