I am a Hansa user
Everyday I wake up and pray to my Hansa flag which I have draped graciously on the wall in my moms basement.
I also never forget to place curse on AB and their great market.
I turn on my computer and watch videos of ripped white men whipping and banging Russian dwarfs and midgets cuz fuck those Russian AB mofos
After a magnificent nut
I decide to order my awesome Hansa market
I open my vpn, open google chrome and proceeded to open a incognito tab
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I browse Hansa on one of those "Cab" platforms and check my big order of 2 dollars samples worth of brazzers accounts
I check reddit
AB's subs of course
Hope to troll today
Sees "AB is down" what
Freaks out like a 12 year old in the presence of Justin Bieber
Rock hard for some reason
All the money in escrow, FE & with No packs showing, The AB virgins with their first orders, No feedback from AB mods/Devs, The cluelessness, the freak outs
VIAGRA AINT GOT SHIT ON THIS ERECTION
I've looked forward to this days lik christians looks forward to that hippie to walk out of the sky and Ave them
I quickly grabbed my brothers secret stash of nudes of my mom and hit my meat with the speed of a thousand star wars battle ships
Between looking at my moms nudes and scrolling down seeing the complaints I furiously took out my excitement of my pener
Not satisfied enough I put my pener between my door and slam it shut, no pain whatsoever just pleasure
I can hear the Mongolian child refugee sex slaves whom I bought on Hansa to satisfy my anime hentai fantasy rummaging through my torture room moving my torture weapon
Just when I was about to climax my Mongolian sex slaves busted in my room wielding my Rare collection of 14th century medieval torture weapon.
Busted the biggest load of my life
I'm currently sitting in a raft now in my room engulfed in my sea of semen
Should probably call 911 for rescue
Bye.
Lol jk btw lost some money too sucks asss
this is 4chan tier shit posting. Congrats