Vendor Synester review: Agora/AlphaBay and Etizolam/Clonazolam

This is a long overdue vendor report, but given the substance, hopefully the vendor will forgive me. I won't make this long [EDIT: shit, I made it really long, sorry], and I don't like templates. But I'm here to hopefully improve the reputation of Synester (/u/synestter) and let you know that his product is legit. I have ordered etizolam from him for more than a year and never once has the pack not come through. Unfortunately, a couple months ago, I was afraid I might have met an end to ordering my favorite RC from one of my favorite vendors. Synester had a bunch of packs out that weren't going through, everyone was (rightfully) complaining and some people even facing some hardcore benzo withdrawal. It was time for me to clean up for a bit anyway, so I did the wd thing too. I DID have access to other benzos, but the huge shipping delay was just a wake up call to me to chill for a while (after a couple weeks of hell of course).

The story was that Synester had a guy do his shipping for him, senseieatingood or something like that, and the guy went rogue. Didn't ship, but went into business for himself. There is no way that I know of to confirm this story, and frankly, I don't care if it's true or not. My pack came through. It was over a month late, but Synester made up for it. This was right around the time Agora went down, so I had to contact him on a market that I didn't even use to order from him. The dude had no qualms believing it was me. I guess a mailing address would confirm, but I HOPE he deletes that shit, and from the conversations I had with him, I think he does.

An issue that came up was that when I wanted a reship since his guy never sent me the order, was that Synester was OUT of tiz!! Fuck. But he was stocked up on clonazolam, which is more expensive per mg. So he offered me 300mg of clonaz instead of the 500mg of etiz I ordered. I already felt slightly fucked due to the delay, but I realized clonaz was more expensive. I told him honestly that since I ordered 500mg, I still kinda wanted 500mg, esp considering it wasn't the same RC I ordered in the first place. I did tell him I didn't want to be a dick, though, and would take the 300mg clonaz if that's all he could do for me.

Well, guess what. He sent me 550mg of clonaz. I have to admit I was ready to write him off and try to find some other way of getting my ability to cope with life (benzos!) But when in less than a week I got more than what I ordered of a compound more expensive but just as effective and longer-lasting than what I ordered, I was a happy camper. In case someone is wondering, I like clonazolam about the same as I like etizolam. I'm not a benzo connisuer. They all do roughly the same thing to me - eliminate my constant fear of bullshit I know not to be afraid of but am afraid of anyway. It doesn't hit me as hard as tiz does, but I think that's a good thing when I want to function rather than being knocked out. I don't get much euphoria from any benzo (RC or prescribed), just relief. Clonazolam provides it just like etizolam did.

So, long story short, or tldr, Synester did me right and did me well. Yes there was a huge fuck up with the shipping thing, and it had big consequences, but his comms were 100% friendly, informative, and understanding. And he made up for the problem by giving me something worth more than what I ordered that worked just as good.

I hope I'm not rehashing all the drama of a month or two ago by bringing it up, I'm honestly just trying to say... Synester has been and still is a good vendor. He will do right by you when he fucks up. Or in this case (probably), when his delivery guy, who was since fired, fucks up. I'm not sure how many times I've ordered from him, but every pack always came through. This one just took a very long time, but it was made up for.

Thanks /u/synestter. Doubt you remember which one I am, but if so, thanks, and know I'll be making more orders again some time.

Sorry to readers for the wall of text, but the whole story should get out. Oh yeah, stealth and all that shit was good too.


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