[Vendor Review] Farmer1 [Agora] The Best Fucking Vendor Ever!

His Skush is a household name by now and I did a review of it before too. But behind the killer product is a killer vendor and my experience with him compelled me to write another review. I'm not gonna focus on the Skush this time but here are some pics.

I got the order in for 1oz($250) on Saturday before the Agora blackout and it was marked shipped on Wednesday which was a surprise because I expected the order to be cancelled or a message from the vendor asking for FE or something: BTC was $269.26 when I ordered and was $210.35 when he shipped it. But he did it without a word, and I got it on Saturday: Standard plain box, MBB/Vac, the usual.

I logged in to finalize and noticed this.

WHAT THE FUCK? Yes, I did mention to him I was a g short on my last order and he padded this one enough to more than make up for it. But also refunding .07BTC is something I didn't ask for or could even imagine, especially since he did that when he knew he was already losing money on the order due to BTC drop. I can't even say that he's a model vendor who other vendors should emulate, because that would be unfair to the other vendors. All I know is that he completely cornered me into becoming his #1 fanboi and I'm sure you guys can forgive me for writing the shilliest sounding review you've read in a while.

TL/DR: Best shit, best vendor. WTF you guys waiting for?


Comments


[8 Points] None:

He really is. I've ordered skush quite a few times and it's normally just a gram or two over, but one time I got 'friggin 46g for an Oz order. More recently I ordered his Jah Goo; two days after it shipped he sent a full refund and apologized saying he had discovered it had seeds. Skush is the benchmark by which all other weed is measured among my friends now.


[3 Points] GrandWizardsLair:

Farmer1 is one of the greatest vendors ever to grace the Darknet.


[2 Points] RoscoeMG:

I wish some of these awesome weed vendors I keep reading about would deliver outside of the US.