Someone was asking for a review on this but I'm fucking lazy and delayed. But it might get me some extras next time if I brownnose this vendor a bit and just sort of casually mention how great a customer I am for going out of my way to type instead of watch tv. First off, used to use this guy on C9 before the dark ages in which it fell like muthafuckin titan. Still had his PGP on my usb and it matched so I figured, yeah this is probably the same dude and did that retarded thing I always tell people NOT to do and FE'd. Anywho, after a mouse click to confirm, a near heartattack that I might just lose a lot of cash, and a few days of stress induced diarrhea, all was well. EDIT: How does one make this template not look like a sidescrolling SNES game?
**Setting**
* `Vendor` - Xanaphone
* `Market` - Nucleus
* `Product` - Xanax 2mg x500
* `Price` - $480
* `Countries` - Domestic 'merica
**Vendor**
* `Service` - Dude is like a boss. Asked me if I had any particulars on how I wanted it shipped, pretty much just lemme customize everything to my liking and kept shit cozy. Really fast responses, like almost every time I messaged him it was in a few minutes and he was responding, I wonder if he sleeps, Xanaphone if your reading this, take a few bars and go to bed cuz.
* `Shipping` - Ordered Sunday, arrived today (Saturday for all you people who don't know what today is.)
* `Stealth` - This was probably the part that impressed me most. Kinda wish I could explain it without blowing his opsex (typo, but i like it and I'm not gonna change it). But this was some of the most clever shit I've seen.
* `Security` - Everything important was PGP but small talk was unencrypted. Nothing unusual about it.
* `Communication` - Pretty much summed this up under service. He probably thought I was crazy messaging him everyday "ITS NOT HERE, JUST GIVE ME THE TRUTH WHERE IS IT, IS IT COMING" type bullshit you do when you FE and get all fucked up about it cause you don't have xanax and then you read to many threads about getting ripped off.
**Product**
* `Weight` - Didn't weigh it but I got 18 extras and the bars looked fucking legit, if they are pressed, hes got a professional doing it.
* `Purity` - Definitely what I paid for. Haven't lab tested them or any shit but I might. Gave a few to friends and they agreed it definitely felt like 2mg.
* `Potency` - Described above (damn mods, this template is like taking a fucking college final)
* `Price Value` - Fuck yeah. 480 for 518 bars? Do me any day of the week on that noise.
* `Aesthetic` - Great press, great look to them. Broke evenly. Not too hard or crumbly but just right.
**Comments:**TL:DR 10/10
Thanks for the review. I appreciate it.
How's the imprint and coating?