The dumbest/funniest feedback you've ever seen?

Feedback can be useful. It can help you tell the good vendors from the bad. Sometimes feedback is frustrating ("FE will update" - never updates) but what is the dumbest and/or the funniest feedback you've ever seen?

Today, for instance, on a listing for 10 x Xanax for $10 I saw the following:

" 5/5 dont think there real xanax"

So, not what you ordered, but 5/5?


Comments


[26 Points] ForLol_Serious:

I once ordered meth and left a feedback "Just in time for The Fappening" or something like that


[10 Points] Vince_1:

All of PartySquadNL reviews are the dumbest imo


[11 Points] None:

Seen a guy complaining his dick didn't get hard in a review for a listing of bulk 100mg MDMA caps lol


[5 Points] Psychonaut_For_Life:

https://www.reddit.com/r/DarkNetMarkets/comments/5q26st/alright_which_one_of_you_did_this/


[4 Points] TheOpiateKing:

https://www.reddit.com/r/DarkNetMarkets/comments/42ic42/not_to_add_to_the_stigma_of_bartards_but/


[3 Points] Slim_Thunder:

I think it's pretty dumb when people accidentally leave a negative feedback mark but their description is positive. Unless this just means the vendor made things right and they changed it?


[3 Points] BarForBar:

I have seen people put their home address in the product review on more than one occasion. I don't understand how people can be that dumb.


[2 Points] None:

Client orders from u topic, gets shitty kids and says 5/5 wonderful product


[1 Points] Saturnix:

https://www.reddit.com/r/SilkRoad/comments/1hjo57/i_am_tessellated_ask_me_anything/cavg1kl/


[1 Points] None:

1) Feedback that is half of a PGP message

2) I recently saw something like "Hello my package did not arrive to Miami please get in touch with me"


[1 Points] Psychonaut_For_Life:

http://imgur.com/a/TyhZR