Moronic Monday - it's your weekly stupid questions thread!

Hey /r/DarkNetMarkets , it is time for Moronic Monday!

Post your question - stupid or otherwise - here to get an answer. Anyone can post a question and the community as a whole is invited and encouraged to provide an answer. Many questions get submitted late each week that don't get a lot of action, so if your question didn't get answered before, feel free to post it again.

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Comments


[7 Points] not_an_ax_murderer:

I just want to get some fucking acid. How do I get some fucking tabs of LSD? I downloaded Tor, I know that I'm looking for something called "Agora" but what is the URL? Is that how this works? God I'm glad you guys have a moronic Monday thread because I'm always too afraid to ask anyway. I don't know what you all consider safe or not.


[2 Points] None:

Do transvestites make you uncomfortable? I was at the mall and saw a black guy with a beard, a dress, and he had black friends. Are times changing?


[5 Points] blueonblack90:

Hey there... stupid question but hey, figured that I would ask... So I always end up (when completing a deposit into the dark webs site) being just a little short (having to make another transfer to cover the transferring fees) or being over... how do you effectively see how much to exactly send? Do others have this issue? Thank you so much.


[3 Points] doobliedoodie:

When shipping domestically (Australia), what substances are undetectable? Are vials/powders/pills all beyond the scope of domestic customs? Are certain drugs more likely to be nabbed than others? For instance, is the pungent and strong smell of weed likely to increase its chances of being detected?


[3 Points] durrutti:

How can i order several diffrent listings from the same vendor in the same order on nucleus ? The cart only holds one item, i have to buy each listing seperatly and hope the vendor combines them??


[2 Points] None:

Chuck got ABC's after SR. Why do you think Agora stays untouched? Personally I think there is a clock ticking. They will never get them all. So they must be focusing on one or two. Which ones?


[2 Points] doobliedoodie:

Should I be using Tor to post on /r/DarkNetMarkets? Is it unnecessary?


[1 Points] DNMthrowaway__:

Why do vendors who claim to have tracking demand FE on orders to Australia?

I mean if you can prove the item has been seized surely you aren't scared to offer escrow?


[1 Points] seconaseeker:

I'm looking to get a drug and i cant find any posts about it using the search engine. Can I just make a post saying "I'm looking for [DRUG], where can I get it?"


[1 Points] 1234567as1:

In electrum (via tails)is just using a different address enough for circle/CB or should I go the whole extra step and make a new wallet every time?


[1 Points] Aluminum_Foil_Hat:

$200 to spend. 7 grams of shatter/BHO or 28g of flower?


[1 Points] None:

Is orbot and orweb enough security from my note 4 to order small amounts?


[1 Points] andblowyourhousedown:

Is it considered bad form to ask for donations when publishing the result of an Energy Control test?

And, if it's considered perfectly alright, which wallet address should one ask for donations to? One's Electrum wallet? One's market wallet? Or what?


[1 Points] fluice:

After I order a product (nucleus) how do I send the vendor my shipping info?


[1 Points] Freaky_Deeky:

Any recommendations for a sub-200 dollar laptop that would be good for running tor/setting up a good opsec system?


[1 Points] Febbraio2468:

How do I make my name blue like some other people?


[1 Points] None:

What are the chances of getting MDMA from UK to NZ? (1 Gram)


[1 Points] DPX106:

Who is the best 2c-b vendor on the dark net?


[1 Points] Khalku:

Is https://www.reddit.com/r/LSD/comments/2fpwuf/how_to_find_lsd/ still a safe/legit method for LSD? It's 9 months old, not sure if that site is dead.


[1 Points] None:

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[1 Points] throwawaypeanuts101:

What does it mean when a mdma pressed pill listing says ( 180 / 220 mg )? Can it contain anywhere in between? Is it either or? Why is the mdma content an estimate?


[1 Points] marryisgone:

Why is this subreddit going to shit? We need to fix this shit. FFS!


[1 Points] mrpotatoes711:

how can i activate a tracfone anon? public library wants ID to use their computers. tracfone website needs scripts enabled to click the buttons when i tried to do it at home over TOR... would it be ok to enable scripts to activate the burner?


[1 Points] austeypoo:

I am having trouble with my internet on Tails. I am using an Ethernet cable. It says I'm connected for a few moments then will say no connection is available. However for the short period of time it says I am connected, when I try to click the Tor shortcut it says "Tor is not ready, start anyways?" and when I do start anyways, an error message about proxy pops up and I cannot connect. Very lost and would appreciate guidance!


[1 Points] IPutTheRobinRobin:

How do I get LSD?


[1 Points] ThePolarDream:

Is there any cheap hydrocodone vendors out there :/