Sobering Up Sunday!

Now that you're sobering up from your DNM-fueled weekend, come tell us about your hijinks! A mod will give their favorite story each week a month of Reddit gold and a little something else which is a surprise! Winners may not disclose the surprise or they'll have it taken back. Curious what it is? You'll have to win to find out.


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[5 Points] SmokenPotent:

Dabzzzzzz.


[4 Points] heyfreshhhhh:

Holed on some MXE I stockpiled. Still feeling a bit woozy today.


[4 Points] Officer_Coldhonkey:

Took a bunch of drugs and shit


[3 Points] stilleatingass:

Dropped acid after having root canal surgery. Was watching videos on youtube, heard a drilling noise, cue dentist flashbacks and bad trip. I'm taking a break from acid.


[3 Points] Dnm_cunt:

I got woken up by my nose playing a tune. Its very musical today.


[3 Points] None:

Fuck that


[2 Points] idkwattodonow:

Maybe next time. Gotta process this week first.


[2 Points] sabaktes:

had some 2cb hbr from loveisthekey for the first time. 25mg, lovely little day trip to the park. beautiful stuff


[1 Points] None:

Damn the USPS......My pack got to the PO yesterday at 2:39pm....PO closes at 12pm on Saturday.....Only reason i am sobering up.....Tomorrow....Bahahahaaha!!!!!


[1 Points] None:

You know what...the dildos in the background somehow remind me that I didn't even manage to get laid this weekend. I think I'm gonna go jerk off for the rest of the evening. Maybe have a brew or two. No, I will not supply pics for proof you sick fucks lol


[1 Points] trumblefunky:

Any of you who use the DNMs and haven't tried LSD yet... well you're missing out.

There's just something about hours of mental cruising, vast mandalas in the background, as your mind discovers its hidden treasures. It's stimulating, but never on my nerves. It's different than anything else, a sparkle, and really damn euphoric to feel the lucid clarity of the world.

9/10 would try again


[1 Points] Chetineva:

220ug ETH-LAD is a hell of a thing.


[1 Points] BobbyLite79:

Got a pack from Ziplokk yesterday. 2gs of Molly. Was at dinner with some friends talking about it (the drug not dnm) and they were like "we need at least a g a piece, we've been doing this for 20 years blah blah". So long story short, go to my house and weigh out 3 .2 bombs in rolling paper. We take them, one of the snobs starts puking, the other one played like he wasn't rolling yet for a good hour. Then they just couldn't contain it anymore. They were saying "shit is sooo clean, this is amazing" and I had a permagrin for 4 hours. Awesome time.


[1 Points] None:

Upon sobering up...I have decided to go on the run in the near distant future.

Side projects? Microwave beam guns. They can cook the computer chip in a moving vehicle. Not to mention, they can wipe the memory and data on a computer from through a wall. Who's with me?


[1 Points] cashadava:

So, a friend of mine just called me and said he took about 5 tabs of LSD he ordered. He was taking a shit mind you. (Honestly I have no fucking clue why he called me, probably just really fucked up.) After hearing him ramble on about how the walls are getting to crazy, he says "oh shit, I think my legs just fell off" he then proceeded to tell me that they were still there physically and that he was going to try to stand up. It didn't end so well. He immediately fell to the floor and smashed the screen on his phone as well as his face. I feel bad for him, but he has his girl there to watch him for the rest of the night.

As far as for what was actually going on, his damn legs fell asleep while taking a shit. Add this to him tripping and he had actually fully convinced himself that his legs didn't exist anymore. I must say though I'm guilty of letting Lucy take the wheel and drive my brain too, as I have convinced myself that the lines in a parking lot were the drugs and that they actually weren't there at all.

Be safe guys.

Edits: spelling and shit.