Calm my nerves DNM, plz):

So I ordered my first package today, bought from a very reputable vendor, not too worried about that. I've had drugs shipped to my house via friends before, not too worried about that. More or less just scared as fuck that some FBI van is already en route to my house because I bought fucking drugs on the internet. Still all just seems too good to be true I guess.

SO I'm asking, what really are the chances that a small town resident with very frequent deliveries but one small little bad package is gunna get op'd by da fed


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[12 Points] durgsrbad:

Remember this place gives a skewed view. Get a hint of shenanigans, and people hit the panic button. And fair enough too - this place would be terminally boring if it was literally thousands of threads a day that said 'bought shit, it came, used it, walked the dog.'


[8 Points] None:

Virtually zero. The vendor has done this hundreds, if not thousands of times. They have a system and successfully send drugs through the mail daily. The postman is gonna see the package, think nothing of it and put it in your mailbox. No worries. It's natural to be nervous the first time, Baby.


[5 Points] None:

I was scared... I ordered last week! first time trying drugs let alone ordering them to my house. They came yesterday and were sealed and just like normal mail. Nothing will happen just chill and you will be ok.

I was really nervous but trust me it will blend in just like normal mail!


[4 Points] None:

Relax. Unless of course you said to the mailman "Fuck yeah, my drugs came!" Then I would burn it all down and start over in another country.


[3 Points] Vendor_BBMC:

Nothing will happen.

However, anybody who starts a Reddit post with the word "so" has a high chance of thinking too much too much instead of being cool.

You've started 2 out of 3 sentences with "so". That means you will probably mess up by thinking too much, trying too hard to be safe:-

You're iphone instead of android

You're coinbase instead of localbitcoins

You're a customer, but you used a tumbler to clean already clean bitcoin as if youre a drug dealer, then handed them straight to a vendor for drugs.

Youre an American kid who has been getting letters all his life, but will now need to double-check on Reddit how to get a letter

I'm always right about these things.


[0 Points] BaileyJayOFFICIAL:

Pack your bags!


[-2 Points] None:

What's the point of these types of posts?


[-3 Points] radeon50:

You are fucked, they are coming