how to get drugs in rusia

1 you go to russia annymous markat two u find drug dealer is good (vladmir not good NOT FUCK WITH THIS RETARD ANY MORE three u go to there site four u send them the bitcoins they want 5 u gotta get the map n shit 6 then u go find the drug sometimes they put in bushes and you cant find even if looking for two hours (fuck you vladimir) seven u go smoke the drugs lol u also need to spreak some rusian or you cant do it because sometimes motherfuck like valdimir try to fuck you i hate the guy with vengance for life i will find u bitch and fuck u and your house and your fish jar

im sorry if not good post i took xanax and drugs and i is from russia


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[339 Points] None:

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What is this?


[171 Points] Kwolfy:

The only sub to religiously invite shitposts

Edit: meant upvote, but that still works


[81 Points] None:

This is just fantastic. Fuck that Vladimir guy!


[71 Points] VibinInTheDNMs:

This is the best shitpost of my life.


[47 Points] Udaypbuh:

Yeah fuck Vladimir


[40 Points] stilldogman:

WELL, I mean TECHNICALLY, in Mother Russia drugs get YOU, right...?


[26 Points] rilksoadvb5piz3r:

thanks for letting us know about vladimir, i will make sure to break his legs when i meet him


[28 Points] ilikeCRUNCHYturtles:

u go smoke the drugs lol

Can this be the sub's tagline now?


[18 Points] osutapuUA:

there's actually a vk page in russian dedicated to reports like this

https://vk.com/darknet_nash

i'm not sure if this post ironically mocks that page or is actually legit


[17 Points] None:

How to get drugs in rusia

  1. you go to russia annymous markat
  2. u find drug dealer is good (vladmir not good NOT FUCK WITH THIS RETARD ANY MORE)
  3. u go to there site
  4. u send them the bitcoins they want
  5. u gotta get the map n shit
  6. then u go find the drug sometimes they put in bushes and you cant find even if looking for two hours (fuck you vladimir)
  7. u go smoke the drugs lol u also need to spreak some rusian or you cant do it because sometimes motherfuck like valdimir try to fuck you i hate the guy with vengance for life i will find u bitch and fuck u and your house and your fish jar


[17 Points] drkntmrkets:

I love this post.


[12 Points] deathbed420:

fuck you Vladimir. you can't just fuck with OP like that you motherfucker


[15 Points] None:

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[14 Points] RIP_Meth_9000:

Goddam it Trappy.....We told you to stop the damn meth!!!!


[9 Points] too_many_skin_tags:

(STANDING AND APPLAUDING)


[10 Points] synikal12:

'u also need to spreak some rusian or you cant do it because sometimes motherfuck like valdimir try to fuck you i hate the guy with vengance for life i will find u bitch and fuck u and your house and your fish jar'

The best lol


[8 Points] TheMagicManX:

I is thankful for post. Avoid Vladimir I will


[7 Points] LamarOdomFan7:

I just order straight from Putin


[5 Points] MitalikaSucks:

This is fucked up, lol


[6 Points] run_a_train:

poetry at it's finest


[5 Points] sammyakaflash:

To the front page with you.

Fuck Vladimir.


[6 Points] Andman17:

You are not from Russia I am 100% sure of that.

Source: You did not use the word 'comrade' or 'vodka' in a sentence.


[3 Points] ScoopDat:

If postgore sub existed...


[4 Points] 0nlyGh0sT215:

FUCK U VLAD!


[5 Points] pheature:

Upvote no one likes Russians specially ones called vlad


[3 Points] DrWilliamWallace:

Vlad is bad


[5 Points] FuckYouVladimir:

That's fantastic, I was just pondering on a username for an alt account:)


[3 Points] None:

this is so dank


[3 Points] Atari_Orange:

Nice flair :)


[3 Points] LieutenantCheeze:

)


[2 Points] DooshNozzzle:

this is great. fuck you and your fish jar!

read the whole thing in russian accent, definitely paid off unlike vladimir apparently.


[2 Points] djDef80:

Funk that guy fouck him all over.


[2 Points] Goypride:

I'm willing to pay 6 btc for Vladimir's doxx. Seriously FUCK THAT GUY he deserves to die from Krokodil overdose in a Gulag.


[2 Points] AlpraKing:

Even communists need there xanax.

Fuck vladimir tho


[1 Points] None:

quality putin posting


[1 Points] meridiazza:

this is hilarious


[1 Points] liquidzwords:

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[1 Points] None:

We got your back


[1 Points] KuyaEduard:

Krokodil is a hell of a drug


[1 Points] tuigger:

Am Vladimir plz dont hurt my fish jar


[1 Points] bigjesusthrowaway:

FYI: Vlad is not short for Vladimir. Vlad is short for Vladislav.

Vova, Volodka, Volodya are the more common short names for Vladimir.


[1 Points] shrimpery:

Don't use drugs. Snort snow.


[1 Points] Spicegirls_vendors:

But what happened to '2'

we want to continue, but no step 2


[1 Points] DM_ME_URproblems:

This is golden


[1 Points] 2pac-alypse:

Master bate to this storiei


[0 Points] DarkKnight_1111:

Vladimir fucked my sister the greasy fuck.


[0 Points] daswede420:

yes. this is public service bulletin #47.

Don't buy from Vladimir.


[0 Points] 1percentof1:

I think this should be posted to the sidebar


[0 Points] None:

Are you the guy from blotters.rs?


[0 Points] f8lrebel:

Can't believe it's that fucking Vladimir again


[-6 Points] KigurumiCatBoomer:

You'd have to be a gigantic bartard to find this funny. No wonder it's the top post.