Moronic Monday - your weekly stupid questions thread!

Hey /r/DarkNetMarkets, it is time for Moronic Monday!

Post your questions here - stupid or otherwise - to get an answer. Anyone can post a question and the community as a whole is invited and encouraged to provide an answer. Many questions get submitted late each week that don't get a lot of action, so if your question didn't get answered before, feel free to post it again.

If you are a noob, check out our comprehensive FAQ; it is essentially a guide for buying from a DarkNet Market. You may also find it helpful to take a look at our informative community posts, which are full of valuable information and tips.

We do ask that you refrain from abusing noobs in this thread. Remember that everyone had to start somewhere.

Also, please refrain from asking sourcing questions or vendor recommendations in this thread. Those posts will be removed.

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Comments


[4 Points] totalfakeout:

Man all I wanted was to buy a $1 tab of acid but aint nobody got none :(


[4 Points] apex8888:

How do you get over the fear of ordering? I have so much on the line, feeling like the risk isn't worth the payoff. I'm talking for personal use only. Keep telling my self to wait until I move back to Canada (in US for next 6 month). It is so tempting knowing what's out there.


[1 Points] tookyacar:

I have no idea which domestic Vendors have the best with Trim to make brownies, I've seen a lot of the Humbolt guy and a Bud Central(who I read somewhere may be scamming). I'd love to see some opinions on "trim guys."


[1 Points] TheMackFather:

Are there any vendors on the darknet that sell iboga? Don't have the darknet set up or anything and I'd like to at least know it's there before I go doing a bunch of complicated shit to buy it.


[1 Points] Ziiiiik:

How does SWIM go about making a Throwaway account for vendor reviews


[1 Points] solipsist-skepticist:

Are there any free and reliable VPNs that work with Linux?


[1 Points] None:

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[1 Points] LukeLovesLSD:

I cant ever register because the Captchas are always unsolvable, please help!


[1 Points] caramelfudgemuffins:

having some trouble with btc tumbling. sent some btc to helix light over 24 hours ago and have had nothing back. tried to get in touch with the moderator on here but they seem to be offline. any ideas as to how I can fix this? it's about 0.75btc so it would be a shame if it vanished in to the depths of the internet. big thanks xo


[1 Points] al_eberia:

Anyone remember the thread from the Australian who almost died trying to unpack his carfentanil? I'm trying to find it but reddit search is shit as usual.

Edit: found it, the post was in /r/drugs and has since been deleted.


[1 Points] None:

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[1 Points] Emu_boy:

Has anyone got anything posted Internationally? US-AUS


[0 Points] MitalikaSucks:

Will there be organized any Christmas meeting event this year?

I think mods should initiate something


[0 Points] ST4XS:

How to i use stolen CC and actually get the item i want shipped without it being cancelled for suspicious reasons


[-10 Points] ForLol_Serious:

Do the mods seriously sit there and flair every single post? Like, seriously, get a life.