about three months ago I made the worst decision of my life and ordered a gram of weed off the dark net because I wanted to get high. A week later a suspicious looking brown package was left on my doorstep with no sketchy note or anything. The mailman was nowhere to be seen so I quickly snatched the package and opened it up. It contained a gram of dank bud expertly hidden inside of a teddy bear.
I smoked the entire gram in one J and had a kick ass time, highest I've ever been. So high I was eating a peanut butter M&M sandwich while talking shit at my dog lmao. It was such a good time and a totally benign, feelgood high.
Anyways, I think it was a controlled delivery? How fucked am I? When do the feds break in? Should I kill my dog because he knows too much and turn myself in while I still can? LMK
Shut the fuck up