JoeyBagADonuts - Custom Sample Pack - Top Shelf Buds, BHO, Edibles and Chillums

General Information Details
Vendor requires FE? Yes
Price before shipping: $199.80
Shipping cost: $0
Vendor Name: JoeyBagADonuts
Marketplace: Alphabay
Products reviewed: Custom Sample Pack - 5+ grams Indoor Super Silver Kush, 2.5+ grams Outdoor DJ Short's Blueberry, 2.5+ grams Outdoor The Schwartz, 1/2 gram Strawberry Diesel Cough BHO, 6 chocolate chip pot cookies, 2 chillums
International Shipping? No
Pictures: Several pictures - Please see below
 
Customer Service Description
[x]+5 Superb - Polite, prompt, ensures satisfaction
[ ]+4 Good - Professional, exhibits customer care
[ ]+3 Satisfactory - Adequate responses, resolved issue
[ ]+2 Marginal - Subpar communication, partial resolution
[ ]+1 Bad - Poor communication, no resolution
[ ]+0 Awful - Abusive responses, no resolution
Product Quality Description
[x]+5 Highest purity - highly potent
[ ]+4 Mostly pure - potent
[ ]+3 Minor cut or impurity - strong
[ ]+2 Cut and/or impure - medium to weak
[ ]+1 Almost entirely cut - very weak
[ ]+0 Possibly bunk - no effect
Processing: Description
[x]+5 Processed & marked shipped in 24hrs
[ ]+4 Processed & marked shipped in 48 hrs
[ ]+3 Processed & marked shipped in 72 hrs
[ ]+2 Package is late
[ ]+1 Package is very late
[ ]+0 Never received package
Price Value Description
[x]+5 Excellent - great value & low cost
[ ]+4 Moderate - worthy value & fair cost
[ ]+3 At-market - neither good nor bad
[ ]+2 Below-market - so-so value, high cost
[ ]+1 Exorbitant - low value, excessive cost
[ ]+0 Rip-off - little-to-no value, unjustified cost
OPSEC/Logistics Description
[ ]+1 Single (but effecive) Vacuum-Seal
[x]+2 Multiple Layer Vacuum-Seal
[x]+1 Mylar and Visual Barrier
[ ]+1 Decoy Utilized
[x]+1 Proper NETSEC/PGP

TOTAL: 10/10 |


I want to start by saying that I asked JBAD if he was ok with me leaving him a review prior to posting this. I had read that he hates clear net so just wanted to make sure. He said he hates reddit but since someone posted some FUD a while back, he would appreciate a review.

 

I first heard of JBAD when I started looking for top shelf. JackBlue gave me an invite to CGMC and I saw JBAD on there. There were no pictures posted of anything. Since he was on CGMC, I figured he had to be decent so I started looking him up on reddit. There was little information, but I figured with thousands of positive transactions on grams, he should be decent. When I went to place an order, he only had listings on Alphabay. I messaged him and asked if I could get a sample pack, as I wanted to try some of everything he had. His communication was great, he was very friendly. A couple days later after he offered to make a sample, I saw a listing for a travel pack and it really piqued my interest, as it had indoor, bho, edibles and chillums. I just went ahead and purchased a couple of those from him and in the buyers notes told him to send whatever he wanted as long as it included indoor, bho, and some edibles. I also mentioned I didn't need any chillums.

 

I ordered on a Monday and received that Thursday. The stealth was great. The package included 5+ grams Indoor Super Silver Kush, 2.5+ grams Outdoor DJ Short's Blueberry, 2.5+ grams Outdoor The Schwartz, 1/2 gram Strawberry Diesel Cough BHO, 6 chocolate chip pot cookies, and 2 chillums. I don't have a scale, so I can't say what they weighed, but the bags were fat and every one had several decent sized buds. The nose on the buds were super strong once the last layer was broken. The BHO however fucking blew my mind. I had never smelled something that dank before and it made me super anxious to smoke it. I took the picture of it as soon as it was received in my hot state, therefore the consistancy doesn't look that great. Once I let it sit on my shelf for an hour or so, it hardened into a beautiful buttery crumble. Here is a breakdown of what I thought of everything and then the overall with pros/cons.

 

 

Indoor Super Silver Kush - I can't even put into words how stinky this shit is. It lit up my apartment within a few minutes and when my friend came over, he instantly noticed the smell from 25 feet away in a ziplock. There are crystals on top of crystals throughout the buds. I had never seen that many crystals on a bud before, so it was a welcomed experience. I look for fruity tasting bud, so the flavor on this wasn't my favorite. It did taste really good though and it left a very strong head change after one hit. I usually smoke BHO all day, every day, so that was surprising it was able to do that so quickly.

 

Outdoor DJ Short's Blueberry - Delicious! This is the reason I wanted to try JBAD to begin with. I LOVE fruity strains, and boy, is this one! It was pretty crystally as well, not as much as the indoor, but much more than bud I'm used to seeing.

 

Outdoor The Schwartz - Fun strain to try. Strong diesely, cheesy taste in my opinion, super sour. It's a great contrast after smoking the blueberry.

 

Chocolate Chip Pot Cookies - He says there is almost a gram of trim in each of these. One cookie is enough to make me feel pretty damn good and I have a decent tolerance to edibles. They were soft and moist when I received them and even after sitting out a week, still very edible. You can taste weed, but it's not overpowering.

 

Strawberry Diesel Cough BHO - Oh dear god. This shit was so fucking amazing. I can't believe the smell. Seriously, I was constantly smelling the envelope before it was all smoked. If I hadn't known any better, I would have guessed this to be live resin, as it was super fucking smelly and delicious. Amazing terp profile, can taste both the strawberry and the diesel on a quartz banger.

 

Chillums - I received two chillums. These are not cheap pieces. I would be surprised to find one for $10 at a head shop. I would think they would be $15-$20 a piece. Great quality, pretty pieces. I didn't need them, but I wasn't mad I got them.

 


Pros: Everything was top shelf quality with great stealth.

 

Cons: I really wish I would have gotten more BHO, but that was my fault, as I didn't put an emphasis on this.

 

I also wish that the buds would have been individually sealed inside the pack, so the strain's aromas would stay better with each strain. They were in their own bag, but just in ziplocks within the same bag.

 

Overall, this was a very great experience for me. I obviously can't afford to be buying from him all the time, but if you want some really nice shit for holidays, gifts or headstash...you're missing out if you don't give him a shot. I'll definitely be back for his BHO and for some more berry type strains.Overall, JoeyBagADonuts was a great experience. Never had better communication, super friendly, wants to please his customers and it's noticable.

 

On a side note, I SUCK at taking pictures with my phone camera, so I can't capture the crystals like they need to be. I can assure you though that the indoor is fucking ridiculously packed with them.


Pics:

Chocolate Chip Pot Cookie - https://i.sli.mg/MUa0o7.jpg

Strawberry Diesel Cough BHO - https://i.sli.mg/Es5cQJ.jpg

Indoor Super Silver Kush - https://i.sli.mg/Vv9hGW.jpg

Outdoor DJ Short's Blueberry - https://i.sli.mg/GlDbSo.jpg

Outdoor The Schwartz - https://i.sli.mg/FOJIHY.jpg


Comments


[3 Points] dmnthrowaway420:

Now that was a review, nice work.


[1 Points] gold_poo_nyc:

I agree looks like live resin. Great review.


[1 Points] None:

Sounds pretty expensive for a "sample pack"


[1 Points] tranquilizedme:

I will read this before sleep instead of my book. Nice pics.


[1 Points] ScoopDat:

Wow what a review. Take notes folks.