Am I Fucked?

So i got a pack in the other day. Different mailman. Never seen this one around. Ever. Instead of doing the route normally she pulled up my driveway and handed me this single pack while I was smoking. Nothing else. I even tried to say "hi" and she said absolutely nothing in return. When she handed me the pack I told her I didn't order anything and to return to sender. She said I didn't even look at it and I said I never order packages. Ever. I ran inside.

Am i fucked?

I'm just inf kidding about the last part. I of course took the pack and I fucking opened that shit when I got inside. Just a reminder that sometimes you have a different mailman who does something they never usually do. It doesn't mean anything. I will admit that if this happened years ago I would have been nervous. I have no clue why the mailman drove up to give me this small pack. She delievered my mail shortly afterwards. It was funny Bc she didn't say a word to me. I said hello and she said absolutely nothing. Just like LE would have done. Lol. Remember by the time your order is shipped, you can't really undo it. Don't be nervous over shit you can't control.

Be well. I am.


Comments


[15 Points] None:

/r/DNMParanoia


[11 Points] TheOpiateKing:

It's happened to me before. Of course one of the biggest bulk packs I've ever received it was a different mail person because mine was sick. When I saw it was a different person I literally wanted to die :-/


[10 Points] None:

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[6 Points] octomarvel:

Lucky you.

I just right now received a love letter for a spring loaded jack knife.

I'm sad.

=,(


[4 Points] DEA-VAN-024:

she was autistic you asshole, lol


[2 Points] None:


[2 Points] ciphersexual:

You forgot this important part of the story:

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[2 Points] tjelectric:

I had to go to the PO to pick up a pack the other day (weather, USPS incompetence, the usual..). When I called they said no problem. When I got there they couldn't find it. Two bosses were off in the back for like ten minutes. My stomach was churning. Then they found it. Mis-sorted I guess? Who knows, who cares? I think people get off on the "am I fucked" thrill--like that's a little extra part of the high or the experience.


[2 Points] RocketxLeague:

Sometimes the mail person will do something unexpected. Sometimes things get moved around or something and they mess up.

Cause I was waiting for a package once, just some glass I ordered from China, but it said it was coming USPS so I was eagerly waiting for the mailman. Mailman comes, drops mail off, leaves. I went to look at it was just regular mail, no package. Couple minutes later I see the mailman come back the opposite direction, gets right past my house and then instantly U turns and goes right back to my mailbox and puts some flat envelope in. So I was like wtf. Just some papers that had to be kept in shape so they were in one of those big thick envelopes.

Then finally as I am sitting at home disappointed, I see the mailman come back again and pull into my driveway. Walked up to the door with my package and then got back in and went back down the road.

Soo yeah, he came to my house 3 times lol. Patience is a virtue, that is all I can say.


[1 Points] None:

Was it express? Different people usually deliver express packs. Even if it's not if there's large order of packs for that area that day I've seen them send alternate carriers to handle the packs. Lastly, it could have been a new carrier filling in and may have just been delivering your pack when she was done with the route. Mine does that alot so they don't have to carry it with them


[1 Points] KingCodone:

I've had different mailmen come to my house and only my house specifically to deliver international packages that required signatures. Even on legal shit that i've ordered from legitimate sources. I've never been worried though. Signing for a package is just confirmation of delivery. If I was seriously noided I'd just leave the package on my coffee table unopened and wait for the raid.


[1 Points] TripAddict:

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[1 Points] JburnaDNM:

I always have a usual mail woman and on her days off which is around 2-3 days a week I get a different one. Sometimes it is someone I have never seen and they are a lot later in the day than the normal one. Remember guys your mail man/woman needs days off to.


[1 Points] y_s_l_:

Sounds like a substitute for that route, explains them not talking to you and acting weird (as well as being new).


[1 Points] cutthelineson:

yeah in the time ive done this ive had a few different mailmen through cycle through my block

nothing is cut and dry and often there are many reasons behind single decisions.


[1 Points] None:

So it's been three hours. Who's turn is it to bail him out of jail?


[1 Points] angerycat:

paranoia is being in possession of all the facts


[1 Points] aircoft:

You're not fucked but we are; we just wasted 30 seconds reading that pointless post... fucking clickbait ffs.... -.-


[1 Points] tonyeverready:

nigga prolly posted this from the clearnet


[1 Points] Throwaw1776:

Express?


[1 Points] Nazarethweedians:

RIP OP. 4everinourhearts


[1 Points] None:

Just get a large external postbox,then there is never a reason for them to knock,therefore if they do knock you can advise the external box AND if THAT fails you know whats up (...fill in with overused Belize comments as necessary!).


[1 Points] maddaddam90:

I'm actually glad that I live in a city and never really see my mailperson. That way I have no clue if the mailperson is different from one day to the next so that I can't be paranoid about a new person even if I wanted to be (and I'm usually at work anyway when they come).


[1 Points] clothduck:

I love all the "Am i fucked?" threads here in this sub. They always make me laugh.


[-1 Points] teddybearortittybar:

There is another subreddit for posts like this and it was already pointed out to you in the comments.