[Vendor Review] The Lemonade Stand

So I have been searching for the past couple months for a reliable dope dealer who could replace Bestman, and at this point, without a shred of doubt, I can say that that is TheLemonadeStand on Agora. My experiences with him, while horrendous at first, have convinced me that he is one of the best, kindest, most accommodating and professional dealers you will find on the Deep Web. I discovered this because my relationship with TLS started at about the worst possible time, in about the worst possible way.

My first purchase from TLS was 1 gram of his Heroin #4, which I FE'd on to get priority shipping. After several days had come and passed without me getting my package, I contacted TLS. TLS did something that few vendors will, namely admit that he had lost track of the order and that it hadn't been sent. This was on a Friday, so to make amends TLS immediately put together a an envelope and got it to the post office to send it as a 2-day-Express package. In addition, he included half a gram of Free Meth for my troubles.

Unfortunately, this would be only the start of my troubles, as TLS' dealer decided that the best way to welcome me as a new customer was to ensure TLS got a batch of heroin that was so bad it nearly made me cry. As if having to wait forever for my dope to arrive wasn't bad enough, I snorted the entire gram in about 6-8 hours.As you might imagine, my comms with TLS following this were...unkind, to say the least. The issues were only compounded by the fact that Agora was fickle at the best of times...not good if you're trying to work out reships and refunds, but eventually, TLS laid out the following RIDICULOUS plan (keep in mind he'd already sent me meth free of charge): ' 1. Full refund for the Heroin #4 2. Free shipping of BTH

And last but certainly not least, TLS offered a sample of his new CHINA WHITE #4, provided I "paid 25-50% of what it's worth, or just pay for shipping." Frankly, I would have been totally satisfied with a full refund, so when TLS outlined this plan, I was both blown away and very very skeptical. It was compounded by the fact that TLS has a large number of orders to fix, and will sometimes be unable to answer messages sent through Agora for a couple days at a time, making it seem as though he'd just abandoned me.

However, about a week later, there I was, with 160 dollars back in my Agora wallet, courtesy of Lemonade.

Then yesterday, he gives me a bitcoin wallet, and tells me that since I'm one of his VIP customers, I can deposit 60-70 bucks in there, and he'll send me a half a gram of his new China White. I asked him if it would be possible for me to get a full gram, and basically his response was "yeah, giving you the China White at this price is a pretty big financial loss, but sure."

I want to stop for a second here to point out that, while I'm one of only a couple people who are getting China White, there are a significant number of people who ordered the bad batch of TLS' Colombian Brown Sugar. Pretty much everyone who got that bad batch got a 160 dollar refund out of TLS' pocket and a freebie of BTH, which also goes for 160 a gram. So TLS must have been out at least several thousand dollars by the time all was said and done. All the same, when I asked him if I could get a full gram of his China White, he told me all I'd need to do would be to send him another 50 bucks to partially cover it. Therefore, I told TLS that I would feel guilty taking his money, and this is what he said

Regarding your price, even though im hurting like crazy from this bad batch issue...even when you pay the $50..... i still am at a loss... it's ok. i just will do this as a token of my dedication to you fro resolving all issues

So to recap, TLS has just spent several thousand dollars trying to make everyone happy, and he is absolutely refusing to stop hooking me up. Oh, and did I mention that he's insisting on fucking paying for the package to be shipped priority?

On the whole, the reason that I love TLS isn't just because he's forcing free drugs on me. It's because his reputation and his customers are far and away the most important thing to him. I'm not saying it's not about the money, I'm saying that TLS realizes that being successful as a vendor means keeping your clientele happy.

My first observations of TLS were following a batch so bad it could easily have ruined a lesser vendor. Watching him deal with the issue, I learned some things:

  1. TLS does not cut corners. He puts in the work that he needs to when he needs to, and he is thorough.

  2. I ordered from VladdyRS a couple weekss ago, and after claiming with absolutely ZERO evidence that he sent me a letter which must have gotten lost, he offered me a 65% reship. In contrast, TLS not only gave everyone refunds, but he opened up his shop to them all as well, giving people their choice of products to choose from.

  3. TLS cares about his customers. While obviously a fair portion of this is motivated by money, I noticed that TLS didn't stop giving out refunds or freebies

Anyway, that's my review, long-winded as it is. For everyone out there buying from Bestman and Vladdy, there is an alternative. Just to be clear, I'm not getting paid or compensated in any way for writing this review. I've just seen a number of people posting that they think TLS has gone scam, and I thought I would give my experience.


Comments


[2 Points] boofk:

Thats really cool he keeps hooking you up and making it right. Its kinda sucks he keeps getting these bad batches though. Maybe it was just one bad batch, but i remember seeing your post and several weeks before that several other peoples posts about bad dope(though he still made it right eventually.) If you have a real habit and are counting on that package it probably really sucks. TLS seems like a pretty big/connected vendor, youd think he would test or have someone test the dope before he buys a ton of it. He still sounds like a decent/trust worthy(as much as you can trust an anon drug dealer) vendor.


[2 Points] None:

TLS is pretty much the fucking man. I got a bad batch of his #4 as well and he did the same thing for me. He had #4 a while back that went by the name of "Cloud City" which was fucking amazing. The "Columbian Brown Sugar" that followed was nice but just wasn't on the same level as Cloud City. Like you said, the China White he's going to start selling soon sounds very promising and his black tar is already fire. TLS is my go to for dope, he runs a great business.


[1 Points] XanaxSearcher:

So why did you want to switch from Bestman?


[1 Points] BLOODPHART117:

UPDATE

HOLY SHIT IT ARRIVED ALREADY!

Because TLS never gave me tracking or specifically told me when he had sent it, I wasn't even sure that my package was in the mail yet! Then I go to get my mail, and sure enough there's an express package in there!

I haven't gotten a chance to try either one yet, and you can be sure I'll make a separate post to review these two after I have, but the dope is some of the whitest I've ever seen, and the tar looks amazing. Both bags were also fat, with the tar coming in at 0.52 despite the usual residue being stuck to the wax paper, and the China White weighing in at 1.05 even though I didn't scrape the bag.

So just to recap, I paid 170 dollars, received 1 gram of awful dope, 0.5g of really good meth, 0.5g of fire tar, and 1.05g of China White. I'll call this a successful transaction any day of the week


[1 Points] BLOODPHART117:

UPDATE

Just a brief little bit, I did one small line of his China White and I am nodding HARDDDDD

I feel like kissing that mAN