Hello Reddit. For Your Consideration:
I just wrote a song that was inspired by the markets and this subreddit. Please enjoy and feel free to add a verse or two.
I got all this weight, that I can't move/ Calling old connections just to give 'em the news/ Laughing out loud, rolling up their sleeves/ Sayin', we gonna get it, as soon as we leave/
Been gettin' nervous, worried 'bout the heat/ There's a click on the telephone, a van on the street/ Whiskey to relax, some pills for good sleep/ How am I so broke and in it so deep/
I gotta burn the house down/ and move to Belize/ I gotta burn the house down/ Lay low for six months at least/
I can't make a hat/ I'm outta tin foil/ Coins tied up in escrow/ Bloods beginning to boil/ Can't leave the house/ Cars are following me/ Watch out for new faces/ They're probably LE/
Heads up for the fuzz/ Always around/ I got all my drugs buried/ Deep in the ground/ My return addresses/ Have been compromised/ Why did I ever think/ This venture was wise/ Everywhere I look/ Folks are going to jail/ I know it for certain/ It's time to bail/
And Burn the house down/ Move to Belize/ I gotta burn the house down/ Lay low for two years at least
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I like it! All you need is someone to create a beat and you'll be rolling in bitches.