|DETAILED CHECKBOX
Vendor Name/Marketplace:
Holistic- Alphabay |
Product/s reviewed:
1g Sour Diesel Shatter |
International?:
No, US. | (list countries)
Vendor requires FE?:
No | (yes or no)
Price before shipping:
$1 |
Shipping cost
:$0 |
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Customer Service:| pick one below with an "x" like this: [x]
[x ]+5
|Superb: Polite, prompt, ensures satisfaction
[ ]+4
|Good: Professional, exhibits customer care
[ ]+3
|Satisfactory: Adequate responses, resolved issue
[ ]+2
|Marginal: Subpar communication, partial resolution
[ ]+1
|Bad: Poor communication, no resolution
[ ]+0
|Awful: Abusive responses, no resolution
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Product Quality:| pick one below
[x ]+5
|Highest purity - highly potent
[ ]+4
|Mostly pure - potent
[ ]+3
|Minor cut or impurity - strong
[ ]+2
|Cut and/or impure - medium to weak
[ ]+1
|Almost entirely cut - very weak
[ ]+0
|Possibly bunk - no effect
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Processing Speed:| pick one below
[x ]+5
|Processed & marked shipped in 24hrs
[ ]+4
|Processed & marked shipped in 48 hrs
[ ]+3
|Processed & marked shipped in 72 hrs
[ ]+2
|Package is late
[ ]+1
|Package is very late
[ ]+0
|Never received package
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Price Value:| pick one below
[x ]+5
|Excellent - great value & low cost
[ ]+4
|Moderate - worthy value & fair cost
[ ]+3
|At-market - neither good nor bad
[ ]+2
|Below-market - so-so value, high cost
[ ]+1
|Exorbitant - low value, excessive cost
[ ]+0
|Rip-off - little-to-no value, unjustified cost
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Stealth & OpSec:| check all that apply
[x ]+1
|Vacuum-sealed
[ ]+1
|Mylar/non-porous container
[x ]+1
|Decoy/misdirection
[x ]+1
|Low package profile
[x ]+1
|Good OpSec/PGP
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TOTAL:|(24x4
for 96%
)
I saw the listing for a $1 sample for 2 x 0.3g samples of concentrates as well as the $1 sample for 2x 1g samples of bud from Holistic on Alphabay on Monday. The catch was that a review must be left behind. I thought it was very fair especially for the price. I messaged him before buying in order to verify with him before ordering. Within 3 hours he replied and confirmed with me about being able to order. Unfortunately, while waiting on the reply, the listings for the flowers had been out of stock. I ordered the concentrate samples anyways. Messaged him about the flower listing and he said he would throw in a nice bud in anyways! The Sour Diesel shatter came in a bit "moist" so i just placed it back in the freezer and tried it out. The concentrate has a very stable consistency but not a snap-pull type of shatter. Its pretty smooth and flavorful hits. I also received 1.4g of UW! The bud had so many crystals and was well cured. Smoked smooth and had a very earthy taste. Overall the quality is there. Pics of it didnt happen. Ordered on Monday received on Wednesday.
I could see how one might think this is my writing, except that I'm a woman and if I were fake enough to write my own review, I would at least use the proper personal pronoun.