In short, had a large quantity of bars waiting at the post office to be picked up because I didn't realize a signature was required for them as part of the vendors stealth. Ended up waiting too long because I was certain I was hot with local police recently over some bullshit that had happeneded recently and ended up waiting too long past the return to sender date on the pink slips. I didn't even realize that was a thing, the margin with this information is so small on the slip!
Fuck my life.
Don't worry the worst that can happen is you get a love letter for such a small amount.