i need to fake my death

because of unforeseen reasons i need to escape my current geographical location and become someone else. simply disappearing is not an option because of fear of something happening to family. how would i go about this? what would i need? i want a complete new life that's untraceable to the one i'm living now. how do i get a legitimate ID/SSN with a new name? any help is appreciated, thanks.


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[361 Points] WestCoastBarbarian:

Yea call Best quality vacuum and ask for a Hoover Max Extract® Pressure Pro™ Model 60?! And they will call you back


[226 Points] toesknowz:

Step 1) Find someone of similar height/build

Step 2) Kill them

Step 3) Cut the flesh off your face so it forms a nice mask

Step 4) Gorilla glue your old face to the dead guy

Step 5) Put body in your house

Step 6) Burn down house

Step 7) Move to Belize

Step 8) /r/DNMParanoia

Step 9) ???

Step 10) Profit


[109 Points] GNAR-TheBarGoblin:

Quantik?


[105 Points] None:

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What is this?


[51 Points] None:

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[44 Points] Vendor_BBMC:

None of these people have actually done what they are advising you to do.

Ask the vendor Alpraking.


[46 Points] poorer_but_wiser:

Tell everyone you and your girlfriend are going to Paris so you can leave your crazy lifestyle behind, work on your poetry and stop dancin' for "the man". Worked for me.

Respectfully,

Mr. Mojo Risin (wink, wink)

P.S. Make sure your Paris apartment comes with a bathtub and that your girlfriend sticks to her version of events until her own untimely drug-induced death.


[39 Points] MT_Merchant_Mangler:

LOL. I fucking love this sub.


[38 Points] altiuscitiusfortius:

Read something on 4chan about this once. It basically said burn all your id, move across the country and become homeless. Change your name to Mike Smith or something super common. Spend a couple years there homeless and get to know some social workers for years. Then bring out the story about how you lived with your ma, you were born in some Midwest state, you don't know where, you travelled all the time, abusive boyfriends and the like. She died and you've been on your own on the streets since 14 or 15. Once the workers have known you for a minimum number of years, they can start the process of getting you a new SSN. If during the investigation they catch you in a lie, its a felony and a prison a sentence.

That's the only legit way. And this was like 6 years ago I heard about the method, and the method was 15 years old at that point. I expect computers and facebook and such make it way harder.


[32 Points] None:

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[28 Points] AlabamaJesus:

Just kill the motherfucker who's after you.


[19 Points] None:

How to Vanish with a New Identity!!!!!

http://lifehacker.com/5822345/how-to-steal-a-dead-persons-identity

http://www.bombshock.com/fake_id/how_to_create_a_new_indentity.html


[19 Points] bobbiggs69:

Watch the last season of House. He was able to successfully fake his own death and then travel to Europe to have gay sex and ride motorcycles with a dying man.


[17 Points] deceptivelyelevated:

also theres THIS..https://youtu.be/9FdHq3WfJgs definitly can die yourself off, but someone might kill your family anyway just for fun.. ya know, to ease that whole desire for revenge or blood thirst.. just because you disappear doesn't mean your problems will


[17 Points] None:

fresh corpse of body somewhat matching your description. find someone who has a religious background that doesn't allow the corpse to be autopsied or have any organs removed after death( do you look like judge Scalia by chance?) Use your car, or rent a (safe) space. Torch it. Torch it good. Not just gasoline good but real good good. Do it somewhere private. Remove some of your teeth. Burn them but don't destroy them Find all the corpses teeth. Destroy them. Place your teach near by. Done.


[17 Points] EastOaklandCase_Boys:

Fear of something happening to your family?! You must've fuked up bad and fucked with the wrong people. Own up to your punishment, if it may include your own death, that's better than an innocent family members harm. If it's that bad, most likely it's over $$ or you stole/lost from someone you shouldn't have, offer something to guarantee your family and your saftey. This may be giving up your own freedom, like robbing a bank to pay someone back. I'm not sure what your situation is, I'm sure know one does, but faking your own death and requiring a legitimate ID/SSN requires a vast sum of $$, trust, and you have to be tapped in with the right people which I can guarantee you're not. Whatever you did, you fucked up bad, and you better not put your innocent family's health at risk.


[16 Points] berneraccount:

It's gonna cost a lot and you'll probably get scammed, but there are people who provide these services, you have to dig deep though.


[12 Points] smarco33:

i really am curious as to what kind of mess your in that you cant handle with money or violence.


[12 Points] soccerzach:

LOL

This is harder than you can imagine. If you want more info, PM me. Safety not guaranteed. I have only done this once before.


[10 Points] frictiondick:

Better Call Saul


[11 Points] dnmdomination:

I think nyou should just finish yourself legit.


[10 Points] Raigek:

Become a refugee


[9 Points] conspiracy_thug:

Phase 1: collect underpants

Phase 2: ???

Phase 3: profit!


[8 Points] shitterplug:

Delete the gym, Facebook up, hit the lawyer.


[8 Points] Sex4days:

1) go to grave yard

2) dig up a grave

3) take body to your home

4) try not to get dead man bugs in your car

5) set house on fire

6) pray to god your house gets really burnt and the body unrecognizable

7) buy new home in belize


[6 Points] lordredvampire:

You're looking for legit SSN/ID/Passport?


[6 Points] thehaga:

Not on a very secure vpn atm so I'll just keep this to publicly available info. The SSN site has a lot of useful info and it's not very difficult if you have someone you can trust (outside the country wanting to get in). Otherwise, identity theft (edit: err to be clear, in the first instance, they would technically be the thief, while you'd be the non-the-wiser derp who eventually 'finds out' and so on - in the second instance you'd be the thief - both are of course illegal but the latter is more so, though still seems very minor all things considered).

You don't need to be a mastermind criminal to steal someone's identity and it's well known that identity fraud is fucking massive (from bjs's site - "The number of elderly victims of identity theft increased from 2.1 million in 2012 to 2.6 million in 2014.")

The punishment isn't even that huge if you get caught (imo).. like a fucking fine (depending on the type) so yeah I suppose you could spend thousands buying a fake ssn etc. or you could just risk it and spend 2500 on a fine + probation or whatever (edit: if you're caught and that's like abysmally low chances). Some article with more details though there are better sources

Cheers


[6 Points] deceptivelyelevated:

I love when someone does something dumb and thinks they can outrun it. 11/10 times said person is afraid for no reason other than some preconceived notion as to whats about to happen.. The one in a million times someone is actually dealing with a person with the means and desire to hunt someone for years and kill their loved ones all while risking everything they have going on is not the norm. pay them back, dont be a cunt


[6 Points] None:

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What is this?


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[6 Points] crystaldust:

this is how to get SSN/ID offline. have you ever lost your wallet and needed to get a new id, new social etc..? its a pain takes some time but really simple. if you have then you would find out the social security accepts your birth certificate, to issue a new social card. so you go to the records department in the town your born and give them your name and birth date, and mother name. tell them you don't have id and you need the certificate to get new id, and they will accept a witness signature for you. so bring someone else with you to sign for your certificate.

now you have your birth certificate and go back to the social security office and tell them you need a replacement card mailed to you because you lost it and give them a new address. they will ask for a social security number tell them you don't remember it and they will look it up and change your address.

now take your birth certificate and social security card to the department of motor vehicles and get your state made drivers license. so if you haven't caught on yet all you need to get a new ID/SSN is the name, birth-date and birthplace of someone, maybe also the mother or fathers name as well to be safe.

if you don't believe its that simple, have a friend of yours around the same age as you go and get new SSN/ID using your real information.

just remember the dmv may have an old picture of you so if your white don't have your black friend try this. you know what it probably wouldn't even matter because your taking a new new picture.


[6 Points] marvp18:

TIL: when my life is under threat don't ask Reddit for advice


[5 Points] crystaldust:

[ DEF CON 23 - Chris Rock - I Will Kill You ]: explains the death and birth industries. How the online registrations work and how to kill and birth someone. its actually a pretty good lecture. covers lots of things ? maybe you need to disappear ? create new identity ? cash in life insurance policies ? or just kill someone off to make there life difficult. chris shows the entire process of how to kill your self in a few mins.


[4 Points] None:

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[5 Points] trollfessor:

You don't need to fake your death, you need a way to deal with the situation you're in. See an attorney.


[3 Points] lasagnwich:

It's probably easier to go to South America and start anew than try to buy fake (and probably shit) ID/ SSN over the dark web


[3 Points] None:

get in touch with special agents Force and Bridges.


[3 Points] AThrowawayAsshole:

Unless you are willing to cut ties completely with your old life and have the resources to start over from scratch somewhere else plus plan this out to the last fucking detail you will fuck this up.


[3 Points] ReeferBaggins:

The French Foreign Legion will give you a new identity and French citizenship upon completion of an enlistment with them.


[2 Points] Usagii_YO:

The State of California lets illegal immigrants get Drivers license. Claim to be an illegal and use a fake name.


[3 Points] backdoor_nobaby:

Better call Saul


[2 Points] None:

o7


[1 Points] now_its_a_dick_joke:

  1. Collect all drugs.
  2. Fake death.
  3. ???????
  4. Profit


[2 Points] saokk:

better call Saul!!


[2 Points] HappySodomy:

Move to a country where you can become a citizen no questions asked. Get a new name and all, don't know if there is a place like this but money will probably be involved. Hell, if you have enough money you could move back to the states with the new identity from the new country. Maybe, I don't really know how all that works really.


[2 Points] Archangellelilstumpz:

Have you considered joining the military? I know it's not the total escape you were looking for, but it is a good way to get away from everyone you know indefinitely. If you get stationed in different countries, you'll never be in the same place for too long (if you're worried about someone tailing you).


[2 Points] blizade:

damn you must have fucked up really bad.


[2 Points] incursiorage:

If you know someone that works in Autopsy, you can take your car, blow it up and get another body, put your ID on him. There is a guy on Nucleus marketplace that will get you a new identity and a safehouse for a month in Europe for just a couple grand. Getting a new identity isn't hard, especially for Eastern Europe or asia or Africa. But with faking your death, you will have to e creative.

Maybe get a drug that can stop your pulse for a few days, fake a heart attack. die, and make sure you are buried fast. Have someone dig you up after the funeral. Dissapear BY LAND OR SEA, Unless you got cash to shell for a private plane. south America/ Mexico would be the easiest but Canada is a option too. Tell your family to cash in your insurance and use the money later on to meet you in the country you have relocated to after a few months.

I wont make jokes since you sound quite serious. msg me if you need more details or any other ideas


[1 Points] atom2:

On scam city he bought his own death certificate in India


[1 Points] None:

You need to go to a country that is very corrupt and you can bribe that shit up. Not likely happening in America...


[1 Points] juksayer:

/r/fakeid


[1 Points] None:

Here you go.

http://www.hiddenwiki.org/how-to-disappear.html


[1 Points] Satoshi-:

Witness Protection.


[1 Points] mindfulmu:

Make final preparations, buy inflatable raft in cash, rent boat, set sail, abandon boat, go on raft to shore, destroy raft when on shore, pay cash for rail or boat fare to a European country and start anew.


[1 Points] koji8123:

Lifehack's guide

Though in not sure how effective it is.


[1 Points] TrillPhil:

Ugh, I think we've all felt like this before.


[1 Points] kkkramer:

Options:

-Join ISIS

-Move to some shithole state that nobody cares about. Like New Jersey.

-Kill yourself


[1 Points] Devoid_:

Just move your whole family into the woods and you guys can become hermits and whittle soap


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[1 Points] Nazarethweedians:

We aren't allowed to say "bartard" anymore, right?


[1 Points] ralyks45:

A lot of jokes here so here's something somewhat serious. You'll have to do some extreme stuff. You need to fake your death without leaving a body. So, you need to make it look like you are most likely dead, but there's no body so there's no way to confirm it. You could leave some blood on your floor, break a window, etc. Then you need to flee to a random ass place probably on South America.


[1 Points] JackDostoevsky:

People use dead people's social security numbers all the time, for things like voting to collecting social security checks. As long as you're not using that to fool the police, the only thing most organizations use SSNs for is internal identification; it's pretty rare that SSNs are used to check a central database if identities, if ever.

Once you establish yourself by using that SSN it becomes easier to apply for credit cards on that name, then eventually you might be able to use that to "renew" a driver's license in the name of the SSN owner.

This is all in theory of course. It's basically all about social engineering, and I hear some states are easier to swing this in than others.


[1 Points] None:

Come out here to the rocky Mountain area, live in the wilderness, better learn to fight bears, but seriously did you think they just sell new identities on the Internet? They don't


[1 Points] JR_Jimmy_Recard:

If you want to fake your death, best bet would be to drive to the beach, sit somewhere visible to passers-by and drink iced-tea from a Jack Daniels bottle. Just before dusk, leave your clothes on the beach and abandon your car.

I'd recommend leaving a bicycle + helmet in nearby bushes the night before and wearing some cycle gear under your clothes.

Put together a good bug out kit :

Buy everything thing you need with cash well before you need them and leave plenty of money in your bank account when you go, as it will help reinforce the idea that you've killed yourself on impulse/ drowned by accident.

Most important - Don't tell anyone!


[1 Points] tokensue:

Very easily. Do an John Darwin.

For those of you not aware of John Darwin...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Darwin_disappearance_case


[1 Points] ArcticAG:

Check out this DEFCON talk, it breaks down death certificates and new identities: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9FdHq3WfJgs


[1 Points] sigfredo_syrus:

Recommend places like Argentina, where you can be comfortable, pay off the locals and no extradition. The last part being key point.


[1 Points] AlpoMartinez:

Join the french foreign legion


[1 Points] None:

just do what dexter morgan did


[1 Points] Abortion-bill:

Have you been watching too much Breaking Bad ?


[-2 Points] powerman15:

Acquire a body that looks like you, same height and build, that looks like it died from strangulation or a gunshot wound to the head. Bring it into your house and put it in a chair. Pay attention to wounds and bruises it has. If it has bruising on the wrists tie the wrists. If not don't tie them. Cover the body in gasoline and light that bitch up and book it.

For the new ID follow Peaches guide:

https://imgur.com/a/rgUpI


[-1 Points] fartcomposer:

FIRST STEP: have a valid passport SECOND STEP: be willing to kill someone

i would kidnap someone who looks like me in a random city, find a good place to kill them, then put all the shit in your pockets in his pockets, remove the fingertips and smash the teeth so its harder to identify the body, then maybe send a text like help and send your location then have a motorcycle set up to take cause you would've taken your car there, get the fuck to an airport and buy the first international ticket.