DETAILED CHECKBOX | |
Vendor Name/Marketplace: |
TrapHouse, Direct (no marketplace) |
Product/s reviewed: |
1oz fishscale, 14g high quality cocaine |
International?: |
Domestic USA |
Vendor requires FE?: |
Yes (by default) |
Price before shipping: |
$2000 |
Shipping cost : |
$0 |
Customer Service: | pick one below with an "x" like this: [x] |
[x]+5 |
Superb: Polite, prompt, ensures satisfaction |
[x*]+4 |
Good: Professional, exhibits customer care |
[ ]+3 |
Satisfactory: Adequate responses, resolved issue |
[ ]+2 |
Marginal: Subpar communication, partial resolution |
[ ]+1 |
Bad: Poor communication, no resolution |
[ ]+0 |
Awful: Abusive responses, no resolution |
Product Quality: | pick one below |
[x]+5 |
Highest purity - highly potent |
[ ]+4 |
Mostly pure - potent |
[ ]+3 |
Minor cut or impurity - strong |
[ ]+2 |
Cut and/or impure - medium to weak |
[ ]+1 |
Almost entirely cut - very weak |
[ ]+0 |
Possibly bunk - no effect |
Processing Speed: | pick one below |
[x]+5 |
Processed & marked shipped in 24hrs |
[ ]+4 |
Processed & marked shipped in 48 hrs |
[ ]+3 |
Processed & marked shipped in 72 hrs |
[ ]+2 |
Package is late |
[ ]+1 |
Package is very late |
[ ]+0 |
Never received package |
Price Value: | pick one below |
[x]+5 |
Excellent - great value & low cost |
[ ]+4 |
Moderate - worthy value & fair cost |
[ ]+3 |
At-market - neither good nor bad |
[ ]+2 |
Below-market - so-so value, high cost |
[ ]+1 |
Exorbitant - low value, excessive cost |
[ ]+0 |
Rip-off - little-to-no value, unjustified cost |
Stealth & OpSec: | check all that apply |
[x]+1 |
Vacuum-sealed |
[x]+1 |
Mylar/non-porous container |
[ ]+1 |
Decoy/misdirection |
[x]+1 |
Low package profile |
[x]+1 |
Good OpSec/PGP |
TOTAL: | (x4 for % ) |
Should say 96% or so (fishscale)>.> 92% for HQ
This was my first direct deal so I was a bit skeptical, though no way was I going to trust a market over a vendor with a pretty good reputation. With Agora having problems yet again and BB a confirmed scam I think this is the route I'm going to take at least until we get a good market, hopefully with legitimate multisig.
Anyway, I was looking to buy some great quality fishscale as well as something a little bit cheaper for those who either want to flip it or just spend less consuming it. I heard great things about TrapHouse, and I was definitely not disappointed. I messaged him on Agora asking if he was interested in such a deal, and got a response in a matter of hours. The process of ordering was very straightforward and took a day at most, mainly exchanging a few emails and gathering my BTC. After I sent the payment Trap told me he'd ship the next morning, and it came in 3 days. No BS about ship times with him at all, and props to USPS for delivering on a Sunday as well. Stealth was definitely enough for domestic (USA), no complaints there.
Of course the product quality matters most...and I'm definitely happy with it. All the good things I read about TrapHouse definitely turned out to be true, from the beautiful strong scent as soon as I opened the innermost bag to the shimmering flakes of the rocks of fishscale to the way it chops fine as I cut it with my razor on glass...that gentle but furious sound which fills the room, to finally making that long straight line and rolling up a bill tight and snorting it all. Easy on the nose, just the right amount of tingle when its chopped down to a fine powder...the euphoric high that picks you right up and gently lets you down, but begs you to do more. When you finally kiss it goodbye for the night it doesn't leave you shaking or in a puddle of sweat, just give it time and it'll let you go. The trash peddled by local dealers compares to this the way a McDonald's burger patty compares to a filet mignon -- worlds apart. Even the HQ is like a home-grilled steak, you won't spend a huge amount but it is pretty damn nice for what you pay. (For the purposes of the checkboxes above, the HQ would be a step below FS of course).
Overall I am happy with every part of this, and especially for bulk orders the way to go now seems to be direct deals. Better prices for sure (I'm pretty happy with the value I got here at least) and no flipping a shit about whatever new problem hits the markets. Of course trust in the vendor needs to be absolute, but you either trust the vendor or trust the market. Vendors like TrapHouse are winning that battle currently in my opinion.
Edit: Pics! Wanted to make absolutely sure imgur actually didn't keep EXIF data and that I'd be able to dispose of the pics properly.
FS on the left, HQ on the right Without flash it might be hard to tell...the difference is clearer in person.
FS on top, HQ on bottom Can see the sparkles here a bit better but the photo honestly doesnt do it justice.
Ready to snort! The half full bag is the FS, I wish I got a pic of when I first opened...the ounce was in two beautiful solid chunks. Too many people were lining up to grab some as soon as I got it so I had to break it up a bit :/
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