Alright, hey dnm users, this is my second review and yes it is gonna be shrooms again enjoy!
The Results:
Vendor Name/Marketplace: josephstalincoba/AlphaBay
Product/s reviewed: 1 Oz of Golden Teacher Shrooms
International?: US Only
Vendor requires FE?: No, done through Escrow.
Price before shipping: $125
Shipping cost: Free Shipping :)
Customer Service:
[x]+5 Superb: Polite, prompt, ensures satisfaction
[ ]+4 Good: Professional, exhibits customer care
[ ]+3 Satisfactory: Adequate responses, resolved issue
[ ]+2 Marginal: Subpar communication, partial resolution
[ ]+1 Bad: Poor communication, no resolution
[ ]+0 Awful: Abusive responses, no resolution
There was some unfortunate events that happened and I assumed that vendor was at fault (which he was NOT). I messaged him and he was very polite, quick to respond, and professional. He tried helping me best I could and we came to a solid resolution. All in all SOLID communication and service.
Product Quality:
[x]+5 Highest purity - highly potent
[ ]+4 Mostly pure - potent
[ ]+3 Minor cut or impurity - strong
[ ]+2 Cut and/or impure - medium to weak
[ ]+1 Almost entirely cut - very weak
[ ]+0 Possibly bunk - no effect
Yes. Just yes; these are potent shrooms. Gonna say that these shrooms landed one of my top 5 favorite trips.
Processing Speed:
[]+5 Processed & marked shipped in 24hrs
[x]+4 Processed & marked shipped in 48 hrs
[ ]+3 Processed & marked shipped in 72 hrs
[ ]+2 Package is late
[ ]+1 Package is very late
[ ]+0 Never received package
I placed an order late Saturday afternoon expecting it to be processed that same day before the postal service closed, unfortunately it was not. Product was shipped Monday and arrived shortly after.
Price Value:
[]+5 Excellent - great value & low cost
[x]+4 Moderate - worthy value & fair cost
[ ]+3 At-market - neither good nor bad
[ ]+2 Below-market - so-so value, high cost
[ ]+1 Exorbitant - low value, excessive cost
[ ]+0 Rip-off - little-to-no value, unjustified cost
Price was higher than most competing vendors.
Stealth & OpSec:
[x]+1 Vacuum-sealed
[x]+1 Mylar/non-porous container
[x]+1 Decoy/misdirection
[x]+1 Low package profile
[x]+1 Good OpSec/PGP
The stealth itself was fucking TIGHT, this guy definitely knows what he's doing. I would have little to no worry if I were questioning this vendor's stealth.
TOTAL: 22 (x4 for 88%)
Trip Report(not really) / Overall
I've had a couple trips in my life and this specific one was one of the best compared to others. There were perfect visuals which left me tripping balls and I was also in the best state of mind. Shoutout to this vendor for real. I had some issues with weight of product and I thought I was being scammed. He was totally cool throughout the whole process and tried to help me the best that I could until later I realized my friend was an asshole (let's leave it at that). I apologized to him for wasting his time and all is good.
My only other complaint is that I messaged him before I purchased and I asked if the shrooms were going to be pulverized or whole. I preferred whole and that's how he was going to send them but when I received them there was a significant amount of powder. Like I said in my other review (MedForThePeople) how people complain about powder vs. whole, I don't really care, just a minor imperfection to me.
Other Reviews:
Definitely going to look into this. Shrooms are so high in demand around here