Hello, mates. This is a review of the new vender Legal_Eyes. By the end of this review, you should realize that you have fucked up by not yet ordering from Legal_Eyes. Products: Orange Haze, Valium Communication: 10/10 Friendly dude, pretty good English. Quick response time, given that he sells a benzo and really fuckin' potent pot. Was extremely accommodating. Shipping: 8/10 I wish he was domestic, but he might as well have been. It took four business days to reach the East Coast, which is the greatest in the nation. Stealth: 9/10 Someone in a review prior to my order said they smelled marijuana through the package. I smelled nothing. This vendor's method of stealth also makes it possible to sneak drugs past your disapproving housemates. They will not see or suspect anything if they open it. I take a point off because I am arbitrary. A full on aluminum MBB within the many layers of stealth as a last layer of visual cover would be ideal. High: 9/10 I smoke an ounce in a week. I am rarely uncomfortably high. After smoking a half-gram bowl, I had to cuddle with my dog for a bit to calm down. Later, when I smoked a more reasonable amount with a loved one, we had an incredibly lucid discussion about some pretty heady shit. I don't normally describe marijuana as "euphoric," having blasted my pleasure receptors with more than my fair share of MDMA and opiates, but this weed could be described that way. We concluded the weed was probably a sativa. The Valium feels like Valium should. It is real. Bag Appeal: 8/10 The vendor describes the Orange Haze as mid-grade, but I don't really see why. Maybe he sent me the better weed for a better review like a sneaky bastard, but what I received looks like the photo in the listing. Has enormous bag appeal, filled with tiny orange hairs and well-coated in crystals. Someone I sold a dub to said "Damn, nigga" when he saw it. So this has the stamp of approval from someone with an IQ of about 70. The buds are all fairly large and generally well-trimmed, but some have more stems and leaves than I would like. This might be the mid-grade bud, but it's still very good. Valium came in the same sealed blisters as all Valium.
If Legal_Eyes doesn't up his prices significantly after this promotional offer, he is going to become a very, very popular vendor here. His service is quick and courteous, his drugs are potent and not particularly unethical or dangerous, and his shipping is fast and stealth.
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