I've ordered a few packages to an address I do not live at, going to attempt to intercept the postman for the next few mornings and pretend I live there.

Wish me luck.

Edit 1 (Friday 12:30): It's Friday, no packages today unfortunately. Hopefully the neighbors didn't see me stroll into the back garden to get to the back door. I'm going to go back today at 4pm GMT as the post might be late.

Edit 2 (Friday 15:30): Operation failed, the owners have come home. That's quite upsetting, I have no weed or benzos. At least I used a fake name. I'm not going to bother coming back here for a while, I've let you guys down.

Edit 3 (Saturday 12:50): I decided to go back to the house and pretend I was a neighbor from down the street and had mistakenly ordered an envelope to the guy's house. It turned out great, he asked me for my name and I gave him the fake one on the packages, he gave me my benzos. I told him I might have more envelopes arrives and he said to stop by next week to collect them. Looks like this plan worked out pretty successfully in the end.

Edit 3 (Wednesday 22:35): Long story short, I tried to kill myself and ended up in and out of hospital for a few days. Now I have a therapist too. I fucking hate benzos.


Comments


[75 Points] None:

5/5 will update after prison


[54 Points] PurpleBeamz:

People like you make me feel safer about my OpSec, you are what they call low hanging fruit.


[34 Points] druggedupnigga:

0-100 nigga real quick


[12 Points] harteman:

Thats a great way to attract attention.


[10 Points] fuhq2:

Rent a moving truck, get a bunch of boxes, and maybe some cheap furniture. Setup everything out front to look like your moving in. Get mail, then pack up and leave.


[8 Points] None:

How the hell. Dude do you wanna go to jail


[8 Points] Fifteenth_Platypus:

Ordering to an unoccupied residence isn't always a bad idea, but why in the fuck would you try and j tercept the list man? Who goes out of their way to say "HELLO THEREMAIL CARRIER SIR, I AM JUST HERE AT MY PLACE OF RESIDENCE HERE AND WAS WONDERING IF YOU HAD ANY MAIL ADDRESSED FOR ME. MY NAME? NOT IMPORTANT I WILL SEE YOU TOMORROW."

What you've gotta do is get tracking, go there the night after it comes and if the cops catch you just sayyou were stealing the mail.


[8 Points] ohwaitiforgot:

you realize they're not allowed to do that, right? you try to take mail from them before its dropped and they're going to ask for ID to prove it.


[3 Points] izza123:

I've called a lot of people retards on this subreddit, but you sir are the biggest retard in the retard pool.


[3 Points] None:

Why would you do that?


[3 Points] None:

You're a fooking idiot m8


[2 Points] hempyadventure:

I, for one, am rooting for you :p


[2 Points] Clix828:

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What is this?


[2 Points] None:

Edit 3 (Wednesday 22:35): Long story short, I tried to kill myself and ended up in and out of hospital for a few days. Now I have a therapist too. I fucking hate benzos.

Well, that escalated quickly


[1 Points] None:

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[1 Points] Totalityclause:

Or just "shit man my browser filled in this address for some reason, it has my name on it!"


[1 Points] sanborg:

I don't know why everybody here is overreacting this is a classic drop. What you should do is just wait for him to put it in the mailbox and not try to intercept it. You only want to intercept him when a signature is required


[1 Points] Synn_Trey:

Confirmed OP is a faggot. Will be in jail.


[1 Points] tidderym:

Wow, you like to increase the odds of getting busted, don't you? If this is your brilliant plan, then I cringe at the thought of your previous delivery plans.


[1 Points] HomelessPurpleShadow:

Park around the corner and just sit on the porch. If any neighbors question you (doubt they will), just claim to be waiting for a ride ( blah blah my cell phone service is shit and uber/lyft gps would only work right around this house for some reason). When you see the postman doing his rounds open the front door up (which you had unlocked earlier) and he will hand you the package. Go inside and lock up, then make your way to your car. Maybe bring a backpack so no one will see you walking with a package.


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[0 Points] Hank_Vendor:

hahaha.

if the people who do live there are working . then do a bit of gardening in the front