[Complaint/Warning]Agora Cucks Us Once Again

Please allow me to be the first to start throwing wild speculation as Agora seems to be completely gone. If they're pulling a runner, it seems like a piss-poor way of doing it, given deposits were re-enabled(I think?) for at least some stretch of time. Either way, it appears we have all been cucked by yet another DNM. Time after time we scramble and fight to throw our money at people who inevitably fuck our asses bloody. Can't wait to see which one is next!

Let the wild speculation, death threats, and FUD begin!


Comments


[10 Points] None:

It's a really weird scam if you let people withdraw money all day.


[8 Points] DancingWindAway:

I have gathered from secret intel that catfacts will exit scam next.

If you need proof write me a encryped message.

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[7 Points] AgoraRises:

My 2 cents: another market is attacking them or paying some blackhat to do it so every time they come up the attacked starts again, triggers Agora's failsafes which brings the site offline again to continue the cycle.


[2 Points] blamehofmann:

Easy there. This same shit happened today at around 12pm. The admins could be making some finishing touches on the deposit/withdraw issues, possibly updating or removing the banner, maybe someone accidentally turned off the server... I personally think that we just need to be patient and think rather than getting your tinfoil hat all twisted up into a point. If we haven't heard from anyone in 24 hours, then we freak the fuck out.


[2 Points] thechildish:

I like your choice of the word "cuck", because I think "cuckold" is the perfect choice for our situation. I mean, what could be worse than having a stranger impregnate your wife and sire your children unawares to you?!?... A DNM exit scam.


[2 Points] ProfessorHouseMDMA:

Just for the record, I actually DON'T think Agora is pulling a runner, I just thought making a light-hearted thread might ease the inevitable cries of "the sky is falling." It won't be long now before people start screeching and throwing their own feces like monkeys.

Frankly, I'd be more worried if Agora started to put together a few solid weeks of fast load speeds and uninterrupted service. The withdrawal issues and site downtime have slowed traffic to a crawl. If they're pulling an exit scam, at least they were nice enough to scare people into taking their money out first.


[1 Points] None:

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[1 Points] crakbenz:

Migrating servers causes a file not found, agora has done it before and agora had terrible up times before anyway and I've seen this message countless times, its truly a DNM new fag stereo type to cry exit scam when a site is offline for a few hours, stop being impatient and planting weird ideas into unsuspecting peoples heads.


[1 Points] sillysally11:

I love how everyone puts so much fait into these markets, and every time, it's the same thing. It really does make for great comedy


[1 Points] 7fish7:

Maybe we can just get the agora admins to promise to tell us if they exit scam.


[1 Points] Iamnotacopreally:

I started using darknet markets again after being gone since SR1. When I started doing research I was split between agora and evolution. I made an evolution account and linked while doing more reading and then when I was confident and ready evolution ran. I lost nothing. So the options were then agora, Blackbank, nucleus, and middle earth. Made a nucleus account but talks of bugs kept me away. Made a middle earth account but idk I didn't like the layout. Agora is still the fan favorite but to me after watching this shit happen for years now. It would be foolish to join a market past it's golden age and in the midst of constant downtime. I chose Blackbank. I'm not saying anyone here should do the same but wtf.... People just do the same shit over and over. SR, SR2, SHEEP, EVOLUTION. Stop following the masses to these markets and decide for yourself. These widely popular markets are always where there's going to be the largest LE interest and scamming/ exit schemes. It's been weeks now and people are still whining about agora. Take your coin out if you're given another chance and move on. If they end up being fine you can always go back but why wait to get caught in it.