[Vendor Review] HumboldtFarms Top-shelf 500mg CO2 extracted THC vape cartridge - Grade A++++ Winterized Shatter

DETAILED CHECKBOX
Vendor Name/Marketplace: HumboldtFarms
Product/s reviewed: Top-shelf 500mg CO2 vape cartridge-Fruity Pebbles (Indica)
International?: No
Vendor requires FE?: No
Price before shipping: $45
Shipping cost: $7
Customer Service: pick one below with an "x" like this: [x]
[X]+5 I ordered it and they delivered it.
[ ]+4 Good: Professional, exhibits customer care
[ ]+3 Satisfactory: Adequate responses, resolved issue
[ ]+2 Marginal: Subpar communication, partial resolution
[ ]+1 Bad: Poor communication, no resolution
[ ]+0 Awful: Abusive responses, no resolution
Product Quality: pick one below
[X]+5 This stuff is top notch. Two hits has me baked.
[ ]+4 Mostly pure - potent
[ ]+3 Minor cut or impurity - strong
[ ]+2 Cut and/or impure - medium to weak
[ ]+1 Almost entirely cut - very weak
[ ]+0 Possibly bunk - no effect
Processing Speed: pick one below
[X]+5 Odered on Sun a.m., shipped on Mon., Received on Thursday. JJ Fast.
[ ]+4 Processed & marked shipped in 48 hrs
[ ]+3 Processed & marked shipped in 72 hrs
[ ]+2 Package is late
[ ]+1 Package is very late
[ ]+0 Never received package
Price Value: pick one below
[ ]+5 Prices could always be lower
[X]+4 High Price, High Return. You get what you pay for.
[ ]+3 At-market - neither good nor bad
[ ]+2 Below-market - so-so value, high cost
[ ]+1 Exorbitant - low value, excessive cost
[ ]+0 Rip-off - little-to-no value, unjustified cost
Stealth & OpSec: check all that apply
[X]+1 No Smell
[X]+1 Multi - Mylar/non-porous container
[X]+1 Decoy/misdirection - Like a fuckin magician
[X]+1 Printed Label
[X]+1 Good OpSec/PGP
TOTAL: 96%

I haven't smoked bud on the regular since I was in my early 20's. I wanted to get something that was low profile and high quality. I settled on the cartridges because I already vape and I was worried about the smell (since I have a kid). I went back and forth trying to decide between one Top shelf cartridge or two standard ones. I still don't know if I made the right decision but I'm happy regardless. The stealth was excellent. No smell and even if the pack came open there's no way to tell what's inside. When I did get the pack open the smell finally came flooding out. The cartridge smelled amazing. It made my mouth start watering. I screwed the cartridge on a spare battery and took three big hits. It tasted wonderful. I wouldn't say it tasted like fruity pebbles but it did taste fruity. I definitely felt the inhale in my chest. It took a couple minutes to kick in and I started to think I wasted my money. Then... BAM!! It hits me. I was much higher than I meant to get. I was so high I started getting into my own head. Right about then a gas company worker knocks on the door to make sure we didn't have any leaks (They're digging in my yard). I opened the door and answered his questions as normal as I could (He knew. He smelled it. He was gonna call LE and I was gonna go to butt fucking prison). I felt the anxiety creeping up so I decided I should take a walk to come down a little bit. The walk along with a milkshake did the trick. I won't make that mistake again. A little goes a long way with this stuff. Speaking of little amounts those three hits and the several I've taken since have barely put a dent in the 1/2 gram of juice that comes in the cartridge. This thing should last me a while and that makes me happy. HumboldtFarms runs a smooth operation and their Top-shelf cartridges are extremely potent. I will be ordering from them again.


Comments


[1 Points] monkstemple:

you made the right choice IMO. I love the fruity pebble vapes over the cheaper ones. the taste is just amazing.