well, first MDMA review i have done. after seeing all the hype over Pelican, decided to direct deal. so here's my review.
DETAILED CHECKBOX
Vendor Name/Marketplace: Pelican/Direct Deal
Product/s reviewed: 5G MDMA (Express Shipping)
International?: No
Vendor requires FE?: Direct Deal
Price before shipping: $180.00
Shipping cost: $30.00
Customer Service: pick one below with an "x" like this: [x]
[X]+5 Superb: Polite, prompt, ensures satisfaction
[ ]+4 Good: Professional, exhibits customer care
[ ]+3 Satisfactory: Adequate responses, resolved issue
[ ]+2 Marginal: Subpar communication, partial resolution
[ ]+1 Bad: Poor communication, no resolution
[ ]+0 Awful: Abusive responses, no resolution
Product Quality: pick one below
[ X]+5 Highest purity - highly potent
[ ]+4 Mostly pure - potent
[ ]+3 Minor cut or impurity - strong
[ ]+2 Cut and/or impure - medium to weak
[ ]+1 Almost entirely cut - very weak
[ ]+0 Possibly bunk - no effect
Processing Speed: pick one below
[X]+5 Processed & marked shipped in 24hrs
[ ]+4 Processed & marked shipped in 48 hrs
[ ]+3 Processed & marked shipped in 72 hrs
[ ]+2 Package is late
[ ]+1 Package is very late
[ ]+0 Never received package
Price Value: pick one below
[ ]+5 Excellent - great value & low cost
[X]+4 Moderate - worthy value & fair cost
[ ]+3 At-market - neither good nor bad
[ ]+2 Below-market - so-so value, high cost
[ ]+1 Exorbitant - low value, excessive cost
[ ]+0 Rip-off - little-to-no value, unjustified cost
Stealth & OpSec: check all that apply
[ ]+1 Vacuum-sealed
[X]+1 Mylar/non-porous container
[ ]+1 Decoy/misdirection
[X]+1 Low package profile
[X]+1 Good OpSec/PGP
TOTAL: (88%)
by no means is the MDMA itself 88 out of 100 however. ordered from countless vendors and this stuff is powerful and beautiful as can be. not the cheapest but fuck it i'd rather pay for quality anyways. customer ate .13 and is currently rolling around on my carpet mouthing along to death grips. previously ordered from famous and starbux in the past but this is the best from what my customers have said thus far. i'll be posting a report on this post once i'm able to try.
if i could stick my dick in these rocks i would
$30 for shipping and no vac seal or decoy?! What the fuck?!