Vendor Review - TBC 10 x 100mcg Blotters/2ml liquid E & PelicanVendor MDA

DETAILED CHECKBOX
Vendor Name/Marketplace: The Best Cannabis - DHL
Product/s reviewed: 10 x 100mcg LSD & 2ml Liquid E
International?: (list countries) Nah fam, US domestic
Vendor requires FE?: (yes or no) No - I FE'd tho
Price before shipping: ~$66
Shipping cost: $0
Customer Service: pick one below with an "x" like this: [x]
[x]+5 Superb: Polite, prompt, ensures satisfaction
[ ]+4 Good: Professional, exhibits customer care
[ ]+3 Satisfactory: Adequate responses, resolved issue
[ ]+2 Marginal: Subpar communication, partial resolution
[ ]+1 Bad: Poor communication, no resolution
[ ]+0 Awful: Abusive responses, no resolution
Product Quality: pick one below
[x]+5 Highest purity - highly potent
[ ]+4 Mostly pure - potent
[ ]+3 Minor cut or impurity - strong
[ ]+2 Cut and/or impure - medium to weak
[ ]+1 Almost entirely cut - very weak
[ ]+0 Possibly bunk - no effect
Processing Speed: pick one below
[ ]+5 Processed & marked shipped in 24hrs
[ ]+4 Processed & marked shipped in 48 hrs
[ ]+3 Processed & marked shipped in 72 hrs
[x]+2 Package is late
[ ]+1 Package is very late
[ ]+0 Never received package
Price Value: pick one below
[x]+5 Excellent - great value & low cost
[ ]+4 Moderate - worthy value & fair cost
[ ]+3 At-market - neither good nor bad
[ ]+2 Below-market - so-so value, high cost
[ ]+1 Exorbitant - low value, excessive cost
[ ]+0 Rip-off - little-to-no value, unjustified cost
Stealth & OpSec: check all that apply
[x]+1 Vacuum-sealed
[x]+1 Mylar/non-porous container
[x]+1 Decoy/misdirection
[x]+1 Low package profile
[x]+1 Good OpSec/PGP
TOTAL: (22x4 for 88%)

As a foreword: Based on the template TBC gets 88% simply because processing took roughly a week, but shipping took about 5 days. If you've read their vendor page they warn of slow ship times and after receiving my pack it made a lot of sense. I currently have another pack on its way and processing to shipping took < 24 hours so please don't let that deter you.

Now to some disappointment, TBC messaged me notifying that he did not have the liquid E in stock (supplies were low - the 2ml equates to ~200mg, so it's not a ton lost) so he offered 8 extra tabs instead which I accepted with emphatic joy. This may be the reason why processing took so long, along with a myriad of other complications the vendor must endure

Now the LSD TBC is dishing out is some top quality stuff. Most of my experiences have come from local, street level stuff, which is by far weak when compared to this. 1 tab had me swimming in stunning visuals - the grass waving, trees dancing, walls melting, tracers around virtually every moment. I even had the pleasure of partaking in some at a music festival and my God the plants were kaleidoscoping like nothing I have ever seen. In addition, my phone screen was in all technicolor and the letters were dancing and flying around. I gave some to my buddies who are used to the street level bull and they were blown away by how powerful 1 tab was. Needless to say, TBC has some real quality product and is a go to for trippers who want quality stuff.


Now for the Birdman:

DETAILED CHECKBOX
Vendor Name/Marketplace: PelicanVendor - DHL
Product/s reviewed: 1g Dark Brown MDA
International?: (list countries) Nah dude, the bird is US domestic
Vendor requires FE?: (yes or no) Yes (for this listing)
Price before shipping: $60
Shipping cost: $7
Customer Service: pick one below with an "x" like this: [x]
[x]+5 Superb: Polite, prompt, ensures satisfaction
[ ]+4 Good: Professional, exhibits customer care
[ ]+3 Satisfactory: Adequate responses, resolved issue
[ ]+2 Marginal: Subpar communication, partial resolution
[ ]+1 Bad: Poor communication, no resolution
[ ]+0 Awful: Abusive responses, no resolution
Product Quality: pick one below
[x]+5 Highest purity - highly potent
[ ]+4 Mostly pure - potent
[ ]+3 Minor cut or impurity - strong
[ ]+2 Cut and/or impure - medium to weak
[ ]+1 Almost entirely cut - very weak
[ ]+0 Possibly bunk - no effect
Processing Speed: pick one below
[x]+5 Processed & marked shipped in 24hrs
[ ]+4 Processed & marked shipped in 48 hrs
[ ]+3 Processed & marked shipped in 72 hrs
[ ]+2 Package is late
[ ]+1 Package is very late
[ ]+0 Never received package
Price Value: pick one below
[ ]+5 Excellent - great value & low cost
[x]+4 Moderate - worthy value & fair cost
[ ]+3 At-market - neither good nor bad
[ ]+2 Below-market - so-so value, high cost
[ ]+1 Exorbitant - low value, excessive cost
[ ]+0 Rip-off - little-to-no value, unjustified cost
Stealth & OpSec: check all that apply
[ ]+1 Vacuum-sealed
[ ]+1 Mylar/non-porous container
[x]+1 Decoy/misdirection
[x]+1 Low package profile
[x]+1 Good OpSec/PGP
TOTAL: (22x4 for 88%)

So another 88%, maybe I'm just harsh/critical. Customer service was fine - no comms needed. This being my first experience with MDA I assume the quality is fire as it is the Birdman's stock and the stuff was pretty great. Shipping took 3 days and was processed extremely fast. Gave a 4 on cost because I feel like it's a little steep ($60/g) but I may just be ignorant. Stealth was decent, especially for a small ass pack like this.

I initially was a little thrown off by the appearance of the MDA - it was extremely dark brown and had a hardened mud consistency. However, a 4 spot test (Marquis, Mecke, Mandelin, & Simons A/B) affirmed the main component was MDA. I finally tried some at the aforementioned music festival and boy was I dancing and just having fun. Being my first time with MDA I wasn't sure what to expect but I basically felt blissful with a spacey headspace and full of energy - this was at a 100mg dose.

I ingested 100mg more recently with a 120mg dose of MDMA (from the_collective - which is fire). This was just to make the night out with friends a little more fun and lo and behold and I was just feeling absolutely majestic. I ended up skipping out on the bars to talk to random girls just hanging out on the street/curb and doing some flirting. Naturally I told all my friends I loved them and all my closer lady friends how beautiful they were and had some real good conversations with some of my closer buddies. All in all, Pelican really came through and provided a dope ass experience, the only down fall was a distinct lack of stickers/tattoos. Da fuq, bro.


Anyways, hope y'all enjoyed the lengthy report, stay gold.


Comments


[6 Points] None:

Naturally I told all my friends I loved them and all my closer lady friends how beautiful they were and had some real good conversations with some of my closer buddies.

Yep lol that's gonna happen--just be sure not to do it to strangers...

I've had a few amazing discussions with close friends while rolling. I especially like it when people bring up the hard times in their life...dat empathy!

Thanks for the review!


[2 Points] kingpope:

What's the deal with MDA? How is it different than MDMA?


[1 Points] BlackGoatSemen:

Good review!


[1 Points] jujujuice92:

What's the headspace like on TBC's L? Visuals honestly mean so little imo


[1 Points] nybrq:

When did you order the MDA OP? Did you use AB or DHL?