Looking at best measures for distancing myself from purchases. Mixer/tumbler or coinjoin doesn't seem effective at providing anonymity (links to blockchain), and multi-exchange with altcoin seems equally difficult to distance from clean wallets. How can you make the break w/o breakin the bank? Prepaid cards?
Go into the bank with gloves and a mask on and do a cash deposit. Be sure to run into it really fast so you get good service.