Genius idea: Vendors offering "girlfriend stealth" I'll explain

For bulk orders vendors will create some special stealth method that's integrated into some gift that you'd buy for your GF. You send to her address/name and extract your stuff when she gets it.

Remember there's a 95% chance this GF of yours will end up one day being someone you despise and will probably cheat on you so please, don't wanna hear about zomg that's so wrong to do to her.


Comments


[125 Points] Derp_Senior:

I definitely came here expecting to see a meth-fueled page long rant


[85 Points] Blurry_bars:

what about ex fiance stealth. like the vendor will send a large amount of schedule 1 narcotic to their house and call an anonymous tip in and they end up spending 10-15 in federal prison


[37 Points] barmanjones:

How about get a PO box, or another means of drop, like a fucking adult?

Assuming you can't order it to where YOU live?

I think you overstated yourself with "Genius Idea" lmfao


[23 Points] None:

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[21 Points] Clix828:

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What is this?


[10 Points] BrazzerBo:

I thought it's about hiding drugs inside a girlfriend. Like send your girlfriend to me and I will fill her with drugs and send her back to you ;)


[3 Points] idkhowtomakeaname212:

how is this even intelligent? Send it to someone i know and most people probably wont know that im in a relationship with so if im caught i have an even harder time explaining my self!


[2 Points] Nutsnbolts12345:

who hurt u??


[2 Points] None:

gr8 mate... where i get gf?


[2 Points] Uniqueusername151:

I thought you meant like...use stealth that looks like you're getting a package from your girlfriend. Like put it inside a small picture book or something and have one of those "boyfriend" section cards from target or something


[1 Points] None:

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[1 Points] theslutbag:

Genius idea, biggin your self up a bit there


[1 Points] trynakick:

"Girlfriend stealth"

Like dildos? I'm brushing up against rule 12 here, but I think it's been done.


[1 Points] KigurumiCatBoomer:

Take it to /r/darknetfaggots you loser.


[1 Points] haight6716:

Knew a guy who would send shipments literally by boat. A big trunk. He would fill it with cheap beer and put product in with it. Nice and heavy.


[1 Points] PokemonGoesResearch:

Wow some of you guys are sensitive as hell. Lmao at the guys flipping out over this idea


[1 Points] fartcomposer:

if i had a gf I wouldnt need drugs


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[-2 Points] YesNoMaybeNevermind:

Girls love make up. It would be super easy to put stuff in eyeshadow tins, lipsticks, hollow makeup brushes, ect.


[-3 Points] DruggieKitten:

I would totally do that if someone asked me to do it. Heh.