Chapter 43: fuck needs females when there's fleshlights?

my fleshlight.

sleeps sound every night.

never leaves my side.

i like her she's tight and quiet.

we hardly ever fight.

believe she's my favorite lady.

all pink and begging to be taken.

just needs a little hand shaking.

she gets wet in seconds.

so nice and soft.

make my dick get lost.

all she needs is tits and a job.

help her break the monotony.

slobbering on my knob all day.

guess you could say we get along.

all i need is her and a bong.

and to be left the fuck alone.


Comments


[4 Points] Dog3Way:

I read this like Eminem in 8 Mile. Standing in front of that mirror with Moms spaghetti.


[7 Points] None:

You can't grudge fuck a flesh light.


[4 Points] RBRTPNG:

Hardly ever fight

Please record the next time you get into a verbal argument with your dick sleeve.


[3 Points] 180K:

Fleshlight prank: squirt some crazy glue in there!


[1 Points] noshoppn:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JWL_hD26tUA&feature=youtu.be&t=196


[1 Points] nahko_vendor:

Because porn is boring and I want more than my dick stimulated.