[Vendor Review] MagnetoReturns Cocaine (Feb. 28, 2018 batch

Preface: First, this review was a disappointment to write as I expected better of the product. Secondly, this review was difficult to post as it is the polar opposite of the one posted by another user a week ago and i don't want to start a Magneto war. This highlights the problem pointed out in the disclaimer in each of my reviews. With cocaine assessment it's different strokes for different folks. But, for me, I can honestly through subjectivity aside, and base this review on a simple fact.

Fact: any gear that gives me an immediate headache even when tried again four days later, is active cut garbage.

I suggest readers peruse the Three Tales of Acetone Washes and the SalsifyOrganics review first which will provide a better foundation for you to make your decisions with this review. And you should assess your own metabolic preferences for cocaine to make an informed decision. Peace.

Vendor: MagnetoReturns

Vendors Markets: Dream Vendor Country: USA

Substance: Cocaine

Suspicious Effects: Cocaine base yield using baking soda method was 100%

Abnormal Color/Texture (Yes/No): No

Suspected Adulterant: Ephedrine

Home Testing Done? Yes. Testkitsplus 5 star color indicates >90% cocaine and testkitsplus active cut color indicates ephedrine

Price: $67 a gram

Advertised purity: ** TR Refugee Special Balls 3.5g B.0225**

Picture: https://www.photoland.io/i/Pof9w

PLEASE: Don't ask me "WHO IS YOUR FAVORITE VENDOR?" I don't want to be temporarily banned again from reddit.

Comment: 5 day delivery. Minimum stealth. I thought inside the mylar pak there would be a vacuum sealed pouch containing a baggy with the gear inside it. Standard OP for most except Magneto. I ripped opened the mylar pak and the naked gear almost spilled out on the carpet. Luckily it was all rocks. The rocks look better than the pictures on the web site. I was excited.

Aahhh... No smell of gas. The rocks are dry but they will flake when you break them open with your fingers. The inside of the rocks still have some oil and the flake has a hint of moistness. The shine is subdued and is randomly distributed throughout the rock. The coke sounds a little too crunchy when you grind it into powder. Diamond sparkles are present. The powder has a gross bitter taste and has a speedy affect when touched to the tongue. It numbs the tongue a few seconds later. The numbness subsides in 5 minutes. Thankfully, there is no burn on snort.

She hits you in under 20 seconds. I immediately disliked the high. I found the high making me like foggyperson as I didn't feel clarity of thought and it gave me a headache. I had trouble staying awake and I kept wanting to node off from it. Weird. After 15 minutes I could feel my heart pounding as my pulse and blood pressure increased. I felt no euphoria. Within 40 minutes the worse was over and I started waking from this stupor, returning to normal. Thank God. My sinuses burned afterwards. I did not enjoy this at all!

When cooked it behaved normally. But when smoked, it had to be heated hotter, it tasted like shit, produced no smoke on exhalation and did not have any high at all, other than making you tense. This usually means big time chemical cut. I don't know how to explain the lack of high from a scientific perspective other than this had little real cocaine, even though the testkitsplus reported > 90%. Bath salts? Fake coke? Ephedrine? I held off posting the review.

A few days later I read the positive review in /r/darknetmarkets by another user and decided the problem must be me. So, I decided to try it again. But this time I just did one line for self harm reduction measures. The take off was the same as before. As was the lack of euphoria. It did not immediately put me in a stupor. I was able to continue doing work except i felt very tense, almost teeth grinding level but not quite there. And my head felt like it was being pressurized. After 15 minutes the stupor stage appeared making me a walking dead with forward staring vacant eyes and mouth open complete with drool out the corner of the mouth. I kid you not.

OK, before i did that one line, I had been alternating cocaine types all evening, doing very small lines of MerckGrade Bolivian, Colombian, Peruvian and Chemical Spain's Bolivian and the remnants of TopTier's last amazing batch. These are my peers as they deliver as close to the 1970's as I have found.

I can't believe I left my way back machine and euphoric happy place to try this Mexacaine shit again. Now my head is aching more and my chest is heavy. There is something bad in here. Momma told me not to come. The reagent test detected ephedrine. I think it is loaded with it and that would explain why the hard smoked weird too. But I think there is something more but I don't know what. How long before it leaves me? I hate this feeling. The other reviewer must of had a different batch. Why do i want to pay money for a headache? Maybe it does have a high level of coke, but the level of ephedrine or whatever the active poison is destroys cocaine's positive effect which is what i got this gear for. If i want an ephedrine buzz i can get that for a lot cheaper.

I decided to try another experiment. I gave it to one of my best fiends. Now, this fiend is like Joe Walsh, he is always on at least two drugs if not more, at any given time. He he has a huge hole in his septum from extensive cocaine use. He can snort rails like there was no tomorrow and in his cocaine hay days he always carried an ounce of coke with him in a baggy and would just stick his nose in the bag when he wanted a hit. I never had to pay for coke in these days as I wiped up the ton of grams he spilled on my pool table all day long. Now, he thinks yellow coke is the best. That if it doesn't smell like gas, it's not good. That the more it burns the better it is. He is half my age and this is the mythical cocaine bullshit I have to deal with because he was never exposed to real cocaine. At least he was strong enough to quit opiates a few years ago and hated the control they had on his life and will never let that happen again.

Well, he snorted MagnetoReturn's cocaine right up. I have no idea where it goes with the hole in his septum. He goes out to smoke a cigarette. He comes back in 10 minutes later and says, "That shits fire. Can I have the rest of it? I have a girl coming over later."

Disclaimer: Cocaine is the most difficult drug to assess Cocaine's effect is dependent on your internal psych state, your external psych state, how you do it, whether you do it with or without alcohol, % active cuts, homogenization quality of the brick, batch variation, time of day, position of the sun, moon and stars, cats and dogs sleeping together, and if this isn't enough there is the subjectivity aspect, i.e. personal preference for speedy vs mellow, introvert vs extrovert high, gas smell vs no smell, powder vs rock etc..

Such is the siren's call. "She's alright, she's alright, Cooooocaine."


Comments


[2 Points] Xikari:

I have no idea where it goes with the hole in his septum.

This is exactly the kind of humor I like in your reviews. lmao.


[1 Points] Cocinacowboy:

That looks shit.


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