Oh you're going to love this....
I made it to the airport. At passport control they arrested me. Something about not paying a hotel bill (guilty as charged) and refusing to pay for some damage I didn't do to a motorbike I rented. Apparently they're all connected out here. So I'm spending the night or two in a not so bad cell. Depending on how good my lawyer is I could spend up to 48 days in prison! Oh my gawd!
I'm just having a cigarette with the police man outside and they're being pretty chilled. Valium is helping a LOT. They're letting me keep my Valium and my phone in the cell so I'll keep you post on this trip report....
Of course I will post some pics of this adventure.
Can I get a flair for being such a cunt now?
Edit: as promised http://m.imgur.com/a/HcmN1
It's going to be a case of paying a fine (I hope). Which I have no money for and I've been on the phone to the embassy already, they're very helpful and have given me a list of English speaking lawyers but I'm here for 24-48 hours I've been told. They're bringing me pork and rice soon. Is is out of the question to ask for donations at this point to get me the fuck out of here?
Dinner is served: http://m.imgur.com/EzN7ZlR
Shit I even have my laptop and wifi... Skype chat anyone??? Haha!
Just unpacking my luggage to find a lighter. Guess what I found... A small bag of Coke! Fuckin ay! Guys what are the chances!
My new digs:
http://m.imgur.com/a/RORt4
Corrupt policeman just came and said 300,000 baht to pay to get out or 2.5 years I stay here. Fuck him, he know my lawyer (embassy approved) will be here in the morning. Just trying to make a quick mega Buck! That's like £5000! I would pay if I had no other option but the embassy have assured me they will get me home...
Th guard is selling imates drugs...
Just got given a spliff from the Russian dude across the way, courtesy of the prison guard. This really ain't so bad!
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