[Vendor Review] [Evolution] grandpajoe 7g (1/4) Cinex Flower

Vendor: grandpajoe

Market: Evolution

Product: 7g (1/4) Cinex flower

Shipped from: United States

Shipped to: United States

Required FE: No

Vacuum Sealed: Yes

Decoy: No

Handwriting: No

Communication: Very good

Stealth: Very good. There were a couple layers of vacuum sealing, and a MBB.

Shipping time: Very quick. Came in two days. I know GPJ doesn't control how fast the mail goes, but that tells me the package was dropped off exactly when it was marked shipped.

Price value: $60 for a 1/4 of this stuff seems like a pretty good price. I'm no expert on this stuff, but I've heard from people where I live it was good price, and back home a 1/4 of any "high end" bud would run you at least $120.

Quality: DISCLAIMER: I am no expert on marijuana. I will provide as much detail as possible so you can draw your own conclusions. I am not comfortable taking pictures (EXIF data and whatnot), but I'll try my best to paint you a picture with my words ;D.

First and foremost this stuff has a seriously strong odor. Just opening the container I put it in makes my whole apartment smell like bud. I smoked a joint of it the day it showed up and when my roommate got home ~5 hours later he said "HOLY FUCK! It smells like weed in here!" as soon as he walked in the door. GPJ warns about the "essence" of this strain and he is not fucking around. It's kinda inconvenient, but it's not much of an issue for me. Don't get this particular strain if you're sneaking bong rips in your parents basement or your dorm room.

The product weighed in at 7.38g (nothing to rave about, but nice to see GPJ rounded up a bit). There were an assortment of nice buds ranging from about .5" to 1.25" long and all about .5" wide. The buds seem nicely dried, and they're a pale green with small orange "hairs". There were no seeds, a few small stems, and almost no shake to speak of.

Upon sharing a bit of the product with some friends who spent ~25 years on the west coast they were amazed at the quality of bud I'd found in the area (I certainly did not tell them where I got it from).

One small (single paper) joint of this stuff is enough to keep me stoned out of my gourd for a good 3-4 hours. Keep in mind I have LITTLE TO NO TOLERANCE. This product definitely induces a state of euphoria, and just makes me feel like "everythings gonna be ok, man....." I use marijuana to help me sleep sometimes, but I would not suggest this strain as a sleep aid. I didn't really expect it to be good for that seeing as it is a sativa, so no disappointment for me there.

I always check Leafly before I order a new strain.

Transaction: Very pleasant. I ordered a gram of "the purps" shatter (review coming eventually) along with this and GPJ was kind enough to combine shipping on them to save me a few bucks. He explained that most of the money he charges for shipping goes to stealth, and therefore he doesn't usually offer combined shipping. He decided to make an exception for me and in return I decided to FE for him (GPJ did not ask me to do so!).

tl;dr: great customer service, very fast shipping, good stealth, good (very fragrant) product, highly recommended, will order again


Comments


[3 Points] synikal12:

Read this great thought out review only to be visually let down with a lack of pics. You're breaking my heart here OP </3

You're ordering quads to smoke the Feds don't give 2 flying fucks about trying to take you down. If you're a dealer I could understand but you're ordering bud and you're just a user and worried..?


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Leafly is a shit source of information


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