Tessellated is back with Tessellated Direct - frigatebirdkyf5i.onion

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This message confirms that Tessellated is in control of the
account TessellatedDirect on the website www.reddit.com
as of Febaury 14th, 2016.

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Greetings from Tessellated!

Who are we?

We have been serving quality products on the darknet for over 3 years now, a small part of our history can be seen at grams. We have an existing reputation which can be audited. If you know Tessellated please confirm the signature and share your experiences with us here.

A new way to deal with Tessellated

In response to the repeated failures and instability of third party marketplaces we have taken the extraordinary step of inventing a new way to do business on the darknet. Announcing Tessellated Direct!

Quality

Security is our first priority. Quality is our second priority. We only provide the very highest quality products. We will not compromise on this, if we cannot get the best we will just stop selling until we can.

Our LSD starts as raw snowy white crystals. We mix it ourselves and lay it onto high quality cotton paper. We use a submersion process to make sure every hit is evenly laid and correctly dosed. We test every new batch.

Our MDMA is a fine white powder. It has been independently tested multiple times with results ranging from 93-97% pure. There are no adulterants added whatsoever, it is just the molecule. It is dry and not oily. Feel safe knowing what is in your roll.

What is so new about it

In order to make sure you can still purchase from us even if our website goes down we have developed an entirely new operational security model. Its effectiveness is based in its simplicity. It provides an uninterruptible means of ordering from us directly through the blockchain, which means even if the website goes away, we can still do business.

Our model ensures that all sensitive information is encrypted at all times. Users are encouraged to encrypt their address and messages, but we will encrypt it again either way. All data is encrypted. Sensitive information is only ever decrypted as needed to process orders in an air-gapped environment and never written to any disk. Encryption keys are protected by multiple factors of authentication.

If you sign up now, then if and when the site gets DDOS'd you will be able to smugly ignore it knowing that you can still order with impunity! Everybody needs a bit of impunity from time to time.

TL;DR: Sign up once, and you can order forever without having to go back to the website.

No escrow

In our 3+ years of business we have found that it is far more likely that an escrow it going to lose your bitcoin than we are. We have lost significant amounts of bitcoin on failing markets and we know our customers did too. We have been in operation longer than even the longest lasting of the darknet markets. Be confident that as soon as we receive your bitcoin we take responsibility for it.

If anything goes wrong it is our problem not yours. We ship every order, and if we cannot for some reason we refund. We take complaints seriously and always try to work with customers. We have worked on multiple marketplaces and we have always treated a customer outside of escrow with the same respect and fairness as a customer inside of escrow. We depend on our customers being happy. The customer care section of our site can be used to resolve any issues that may occur.

We want other vendors to copy us

We don't want to spell out everything we are doing under the hood, but a smart person can figure out what we are doing. Some information about our security model is available at our security page. This information should be enough for other vendors to figure out how to benefit from running something similar themselves. We want people to copy us, we want to eliminate the need for the middle man.

Security

If our website gets hacked a hacker with root will find:

* no bitcoins
* no bitcoin private keys
* no PGP private keys
* no passwords
* no customer information
* no information about the operator of the site

In addition to strict operational security precautions it is part of our security model to offer nothing to an attacker while significantly reducing the amount of damage they can do if they did attack us.

Commissions for referrals

Where does the 5% that used to go to the marketplace go? If you like, it can go to you through our referral system. For any customer who signs up with your referral url, you get 5% of the bitcoin they spend with us forever. No limits. You just sign up and provide the address you want us to send the bitcoins to and we will give you a referral link. We pay you the same time we collect the funds for ourselves.

Tell us what you think

We would really like to hear what you think of our new service so please post comments, questions, suggestions, etc. Our public PGP key is on the bottom of every page of our site. Do not contact us on Reddit about any sort of business dealings, we will not respond. Use the customer care part of our site for any sensitive communications.

We will start a sub-reddit of our own

Limited time offer

Be sure to see our news page for a special offer.

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Comments


[6 Points] None:

Have your prices gotten less offensive or your blotters more accurately dosed?


[5 Points] None:

Why does your sign up page require address upfront? /u/TessellatedDirect


[5 Points] PEEYOUuuu_medICCC:

I agree with /u/glovenasty why do you have to enter your address up front on registration page?

I don't know if I feel comfortable registering on your site, shouldn't the website delete the address after the package has been shipped for buyer's security?

50 hits = $297.00 | 100 hits = $572.00

Damn :(

I appreciate the fact that you want to run you're own website rather than depend on the markets but I don't know man, I find Gammagoblin's website so so much easier to use. If you could setup a website like Gammagoblin's and "delete customer's address" after the package has been shipped then ya I would not hesitate signing up, but the way this site is setup it's very bad for OPSEC.

Sorry Tessellated, no thanks! :(


[2 Points] TessellatedDirect:

Tessellated is taking your concerns seriously. We will implements a more traditional ordering method within the next week.

While we will still make our uninterruptable service available, we will also have a conventional ordering form where your address is deleted every order.

Give us about a week and we will have it ready. Thank you for your constructive feedback.


[1 Points] al_eberia:

The key is the same as the one on grams and the message verifies correctly.

http://grams7enufi7jmdl.onion/infodesk/vendor/0x27ECE978497F3262


[1 Points] None:

Your prices don't work. I can think of 3 vendors off top of my head all sell for $300 or less. All accurately dosed. Lots of people stopped even bothering with a markets doing DD's on TMG. Safe and simple. Best of luck regardless.


[1 Points] LedLevee:

Dude, what year are you living in man? This isn't SR1 lol.

We have GG and even though TGUK was a scamming asshole, he did lower prices by massive amounts.

$300 for 50 tabs... You can get a good sheet for that with GG dude.


[1 Points] tybob123:

Website is down but I still have my ticket from when I made it last month. Can I still order?