BENZOS RUIN LIFE GOVERNMENT NEED END DARKNET

SO I PREVIOUS GOT FUCKTON BENZO THOUHOUY I HAD WORLD UNDER MY SHOULDER HAD SO MUCH BENZO FELT PEACE. BUT THEN STUPID BENZO MIND (STILL ON BENZO TO AVOID WIWTHDRAW FROM BENZO) DECIDE TO SELL BENZO TO MAKE BANK GET STACK

SO I GET FUCKRON BENZO BIG ORDER WITH MONEY BORROW FROM PPL I KNOW IN FAMILY SAY BIG INVEST I WILL GET HUGE RETURN AND SELL BENZO I INJECT IN JELLYBEAN SAY MAGIC BEAN XANAX WILL GE TYOU TO GET SUPER HIGH

AND PRODUCT BEGINS TO SELL AFTER DAY I SUDDENLY HAVE STACK OF CASH GIRL LIKE ME AGAIN I DO WHATEVER I WANT SAY WHATEEVER I WANT IT IS COOL I AM ULTIMATE NON SHIT GIVING BADASS OF THE WORLD

BUT THEN SUDDFENLY SOME MOTHERFUCKER JUMP ME STEAL ALL MY SHIT BEAT ME UP AND I NO DON'T KNOW WHY BUT IT TURNS OUT I CALL SOMEONE A NIGGER NOW I NEVER RACIST BUT BENZO SUDDENLY TURN ME INTO ASSHOLE NOT BUDDHA I DONT KNOW WHAT IS GOING ON NORMALL Y I HATE ONLY GOVERNMENT GASCIST PIGS BUT I HATE EVERYONE

SO I DECIDE TO GET SOME METH FROM LOCAL INSTEAD OF BENZOS TO COUNTERACTR FUEL MYSELF EXCEPT THEN I ENDED UP WAKING UP SOMEWHERE IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE AND NOW IT HURT TO PEE I GO TO CLINIC AND IT TURN OUT I HAVE SEXUALLY TRANSMITTED DISEASE, WTF

SO NOW I HAVE TO SPEND ALL XANAX SELL MONEY ON TREATING STD AND I GO HOME FIND THAT ALL MY SHIT IS BROKEN FOR SOME REASON AND MY FAMILY IS PISSED BECAUSE I CANNOT PAY MONEY DARKNET MESSED UP MY LIFE I SUPPORT GOVENRMENT SHUTDOWN I NOW REALIZE WHY DRUGS ARE BAD I AM SO SORRY I HPE SOMEOONE CAN SAVE ME WHY WHY WHY END THIS NIGHTMARE BENZO WITHDRAW SHIT I CANT STOP STOP STOP END END ENED FUCKDNS


Comments


[12 Points] redditulousfun:

Probly me that robbed you. I am notorius for leaving a motherfucker with nothing but a capslock key so thanks for the jellybeans


[10 Points] off_to_belize:

I'll have what this guy's having


[9 Points] BENZOSLIFEFUCKED:

FUCKING HELL WHO AM I KIDDING I AM STILL A BOSS JUST NEED MORE XANAX PPG SYRINGE FUCKTON OF METH I WILL INJECT SO MANY JELLYBEAN ANDF IT WILL WORK, HAVE FOUND MAGIC MONEY MAKING I AM KINGPIN


[8 Points] ddiisscc00:

North Korea marketplace, come get your moderator! He's on the loose!


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[5 Points] WonkyWarrior:

SELL JELLYBEAN MAGIC BEAN XANAX MAKE BANK MAKE STACK


[4 Points] Drugaddicatedanimal:

LOUD NOISES!!!

Seriously tho you can make paragraphs but can't unlock the caps


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[3 Points] ugandariches:

injects more meth to ease benzo w/d


[3 Points] based_Shulgin:

Chill out man, sounds like you need a xanax.


[2 Points] Koiq:

bruh


[1 Points] None:

R-thebarbarians


[1 Points] somerandomjunky:

Writing in all capital letters makes me not want to read your statement, and i won't be. Sorry. Is your caps lock button broken? New keyboards are like $10 free shipping on ebay.


[1 Points] De_Quincey:

This is a hoax. I know that because you spelled 'BUDDHA' correctly.


[1 Points] None:

This subreddit is crazy, because I actually believe this guy.


[1 Points] DinglebellRock:

Which DNS do you wish to be fucking?