[Vendor Review] 375g Coco Pops, Market: Tesco

Vendor Name/Marketplace: Nestle via Tesco
Product/s reviewed: 375 gram Coco pops
International?: No (UK > UK)
Vendor requires FE?: No
Price before shipping: £2.65
Shipping cost: £5 (with other items)
Customer Service: pick one below with an "x" like this: [x]
[ ]+5 Superb: Polite, prompt, ensures satisfaction
[X]+4 Good: Professional, exhibits customer care
[ ]+3 Satisfactory: Adequate responses, resolved issue
[ ]+2 Marginal: Subpar communication, partial resolution
[ ]+1 Bad: Poor communication, no resolution
[ ]+0 Awful: Abusive responses, no resolution
Product Quality: pick one below
[X]+5 Highest purity - highly potent
[ ]+4 Mostly pure - potent
[ ]+3 Minor cut or impurity - strong
[ ]+2 Cut and/or impure - medium to weak
[ ]+1 Almost entirely cut - very weak
[ ]+0 Possibly bunk - no effect
Processing Speed: pick one below
[ ]+5 Processed & marked shipped in 24hrs
[ ]+4 Processed & marked shipped in 48 hrs
[ ]+3 Processed & marked shipped in 72 hrs
[X]+2 Package is late
[ ]+1 Package is very late
[ ]+0 Never received package
Price Value: pick one below
[ ]+5 Excellent - great value & low cost
[X]+4 Moderate - worthy value & fair cost
[ ]+3 At-market - neither good nor bad
[ ]+2 Below-market - so-so value, high cost
[ ]+1 Exorbitant - low value, excessive cost
[ ]+0 Rip-off - little-to-no value, unjustified cost
Stealth & OpSec: check all that apply
[ ]+1 Vacuum-sealed
[ ]+1 Mylar/non-porous container
[ ]+1 Decoy/misdirection
[ ]+1 Low package profile
[ ]+1 Good OpSec/PGP
TOTAL: (60%)

Product arrived about a week after it was confirmed, which is very unusual for a domestic delivery so I was concerned. However the product arrived intact and the price was ok, i've seen better deals on other markets but I needed my fix fast and this was the only one available. Everything went smoothly, but oh my god DO NOT USE THIS VENDOR. THE STEALTH IS HORRENDOUS

I've seen some shitty stealth in my time but the PRODUCT WAS WRITTEN IN COLOURFUL FONT ON THE BOX - No stealth what so ever, it was fucking being advertised on the PACKAGE!! How I didn't get CD'd I have no idea, i'm just gobsmaked i'm not in jail because this is such a high quantity.

Overall the product is highly potent. I did the Milk reagent test and it slowly turned from white to brown, which means its pure as hell. I took quite a large dose (50g) to start my day off and wow, I got enough energy to last me until lunch.

Overall good product, but I will never ever use this vendor again. I think they were trying to get me caught. Be safe guys, if you've ordered with them i'd suggest you cancel your order because they could be exit scamming :/


Comments


[28 Points] None:

Beware of a similar substance known as "Cocoa Puffs"... shit makes you kookoo and is highly addictive


[9 Points] CheekyDive:

I thought Tesco were FE only


[9 Points] MidwestBarbarian:

Made my day


[7 Points] bodhi_mind_spirt:

Corny as fuck


[8 Points] Vendor_BBMC:

Tesco's lasagna was cut with horse meat


[3 Points] Pirate_Man:

Best thing I've read today. 10/10


[4 Points] jtemps92:

Disagree with OP, thought the stealth was quite clever myself, I mean no ones guna see a box of coco pops and actually think it has coco pops in it, who'd be daft enough to post that - right!? Great idea hiding it where they least expect it, even Crafty Croc wouldn't find it!

Product was top notch, chocolatey cereal as we've come to expect from the coco pops range - even threw in a free small toy with my goodies! But beware of shitter and cheaper imitations that are on the market now, other vendors like Asda, Morrisons and Sainsburys are trying to jump on the band wagon with cheaper but weaker product and God only knows what they cut their shit with (remember horse meat-gate), even Tescos are bringing out a budget range now, but I'd say it's definitely worth the extra quid for the quality you know you're guaranteed to get with coco pops!


[3 Points] Dark_OZ:

Post pics please?


[2 Points] None:

lol


[2 Points] BudgetBuyer:

It took way too long for my American brain to figure out what was going on here.


[1 Points] swagmaster123456:

Sauce:

http://m.tesco.com/h5/groceries/r/www.tesco.com/groceries/product/browse/default.aspx?N=4294792972&lvl=3


[1 Points] Axaq:

The 5p postage and packaging is a good deal


[1 Points] orbiterr:

LOL !!!


[-1 Points] ogsupersaiyen420:

Lol seriously though. Wtf are coco pops supposed to be?