In response to the guy's MDMA on a plane question from the other day...

Was travelling for work and didn't want to answer on my phone. OPSEC? Anyone? No?! Fuck all of you...anyway...my girl and I have been together for over 5 years...at no point did I EVER suggest she carry anything on her luggage or her person, hell, even if she did and didn't tell me, I'd still take the charge, NOW THAT'S LOVE, you fucking waifu loving neckbeards!!! would you take a charge for that pillow!?!?! what the fuck is up with those fucking weirdos anyway?!!?!?

sorry, I digress...SHE brought the idea up to me, and well fuck, it sounded pretty damn good; it also doesn't hurt that she's fun to look at and super modelesque...

You can fit several grams of MDMA in powder/semi rock form inside of a tampon, that's you know, inside of a girl. You vacuum seal and seram wrap that shit up like it's your gizz about to be stuffed into that one night stand fat chick from spring break cabo that you met at senor frogs...wait what? so yeah, wrap that tight shit into maybe .4 .5 g packets...tight...condensed...and then cut open an remove some tampon stuffing, throw your pouches in, reseal, let dry, insert, rinse, and repeat. You get the idea. So when you're at an airport with a body scan, she's all "nope". then after that patdown the other one with a plastic badge is all "what's that?" then the first one you're trying to fuck while you're rolling your balls off is all like "oh, my tampon, hehe!!!"

"Go ahead miss". (They'll never get near her tampon, but you know, in case...)

Girls will be girls. And my girl's rad as fuck.

Edit: Better make sure aunt flo ain't in town, fella...

Edit 2: Bud vendor review coming in HOT!


Comments


[15 Points] TakeAwayKnight:

Unless you're traveling from abroad (aka. outside EU), you don't need to worry about concealing drugs (apart from stinky ones). Even though I think "inner concealment" is fool-proof, unless you already look shady, having some drug in capsule form in your medicine box in your cosmetic box in your carry-on luggage.. They won't check you. If anyones experienced or heard of ppl who have, do reply..


[8 Points] ApricockApecot:

That's fairly advanced just to get high, but who am I to speak, I'll be plugging hydromorphone solution up my ass this weekend, to each his own


[7 Points] gotdamn222:

I smuggled 10 grams of mdma pilled up and thrown in a vitamin bottle. My bag was searched too, they tore apart my tent (backpacking setup) for some reason, but the drugs in a bag with my toothbrush, toothpaste etc was untouched. I laugh thinking about TSA holding it in their hands and having no idea HOW MANY DRUGS were right there. :) enjoy


[3 Points] None:

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[2 Points] boutmymoney:

A couple months ago I had a domestic flight to Vegas. I walked through with 15 bars in my pockets and a couple norcos just like a breeze lol


[2 Points] Im-Probably-Lying:

lmfao. you people watch too much Locked Up Abroad.

this sub is hilarious :)


[2 Points] idontsmokecrack:

Love your posts. wtf lol.


[2 Points] None:

Did you ever think about mailing to your desination (hotel etc)?


[2 Points] doxxthrowaway:

my amazing lady has done the same thing, on multiple occasions. even resealing concealed party favors in emptied "applicators" and resealed the plastic wrapping. 10 grams of heroin made it across the country this way, we even got a "TSA HAS SEARCHED THIS BAG" paper in the suitcase. She was pleased to find out she was not the only one.


[1 Points] None:

Cap it up in a gelcap and put it with your vitamins. Case closed.


[1 Points] KnightoftheLions:

You don't need to jump through all those hoops to get something on a plane. There's no need to do those things.


[1 Points] puppet22:

It's not hard people. If you are flying domestically put the gear inside a caps in a vitamin bottle with other gelatin caps full of vitamins.

The only way you will get caught is by a detection dog. Scanning wont provide shit. Even a search of the bag won't do shit. They are not going to open your individual caps.


[1 Points] Sluisifer:

I keep a bunch of aspirins/ibuprofens in my bag wherever I travel and not once have I ever been questioned about it.

About half of the people going through security have pills. So long as they're plain pressed white pills, you should have no trouble taking them anywhere.

Powder or colorful pills could warrant some concern, but I wouldn't sweat it on a domestic flight.


[1 Points] PerpetualPlusFour:

When I want to transport some nondescript powder drug, I put it in gelcaps and store it along with something legitimate also in gelcaps - usually a legal supplement like phenibut. Hell, I've also brought a couple grams of bud by double or triple bagging it and tucking it into the pocket of a pair of jeans in my luggage. They're looking for weapons, not drugs. They're not gonna lab test every pill or gelcap that any of the millions of people who board flights in the US daily have in their luggage.

I do have an "MDMA on a plane" story from when I was young, careless, and paranoid, though... Coming back to undergrad from a holiday break back home, I was in line for security at the airport and opened my backpack to look for my headphones... When I saw a baggie containing 2 pressed pills of molly. I had never even brought weed with me on a flight before, so I panicked and decided to take them and subtly toss the empty baggie in the trash while waiting to go through security. I remember being REALLY chatty with the older gentleman seated next to me on the flight.... Got back to the dorms, my roommate was already back from break and had a bubbler packed and waiting for me. Wound up being a pretty good roll., all things considered... Lulz.


[1 Points] None:

Body scanners don't see inside your body. She can get in a body scanner if the drugs are in her vag.


[1 Points] zombilives:

the only advice i can give to transport drugs during plane trip and avoid to be sniff by dogs is: divide your product in small pieces,like 0.2-0.3. then wrap in plastic,then paper,then plastic.with lighter close best you can do.then put the small balls into bee wax,then after dry eat. i advice to eat bananas and avoid sweeties and similar. you must avoid to go to the bathroom before you arrive at home! then at home take a strainer,put on the wc and free yourself


[0 Points] AdrianBeatyoursons:

seram wrap?? what's that?