Moronic Monday - your weekly stupid questions thread!

Hey /r/DarkNetMarkets, it is time for Moronic Monday!

Post your questions here - stupid or otherwise - to get an answer. Anyone can post a question and the community as a whole is invited and encouraged to provide an answer. Many questions get submitted late each week that don't get a lot of action, so if your question didn't get answered before, feel free to post it again.

If you are a noob, check out our comprehensive FAQ; it is essentially a guide for buying from a DarkNet Market. You may also find it helpful to take a look at our informative community posts, which are full of valuable information and tips.

We do ask that you refrain from abusing noobs in this thread. Remember that everyone had to start somewhere.

Also, please refrain from asking sourcing questions or vendor recommendations in this thread. Those posts will be removed.

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Comments


[6 Points] zman3000:

Every time i take a piss it shoots off to the left a little before becoming a straight stream, always getting piss on the floor.


[4 Points] None:

Why don't we all just move to Belize, overthrow the local government, and have our own self-sustaining drugged up community?


[3 Points] EuVTL:

Is there a DNM sub specifically for UK based questions, vendors and help? Everything seems to be from the states and I'm worried because it's very different.


[2 Points] None:

Ordered 2g of mdma and 20 tabs of acid from NL w/o knowing the implications. How fucked am i? Or do i not need to worry?


[2 Points] EiCob-B:

Obvoius noob here. Alphabay has a field for the multisig public key. Do I just create a new PGP key specifically for this purpose and paste the public key there?

PS: I have read the wiki but couldn't find information regarding this.


[2 Points] undeadhead420:

Does anyone have any real idea on what postal inspectors qualify as "personal amount" and "i want to make alot of money amount" do you think LE would waste there time with someone that sorta frequently orders about an ounce of MDMA and a sheet of acid? or would that just get thrown away and love letter written.


[1 Points] FagDamager:

is there a sourcing thread? or can I just make a thread asking for what I'm after


[1 Points] None:

Is there any chance we can have a sticky thread for the drama so we don't have to go searching for the posts?


[1 Points] yupathrowawaytoday12:

Any suggestions on a new site to use? ...

I know the whole drill, how to get BTC, tumble, order, etc., done it a bunch of times (small time weed, that's it). Stopped ordering when I needed to go on hiatus while I was applying for jobs. I wanted to smoke up again, but Agora went down apparently.

I used to use Agora and order from ChipChipperson (anyone remember him?), any suggestions on a good site to use for small (7g-14g) of green at a time?


[1 Points] yeahidontkno:

I was thinking about easier ways to buy off dnm and couldn't you just buy btc off libertyX (create a fake profile with them which requires very few personal info) send it straight to dnm btc wallet and buy off from there?


[0 Points] Poo_on_ur_mom:

Can y'all link me an unboxing video of your DNM purchases? Im curious how they do the stealth.