Order info: | 0.5g cocaine from DrLysergic, their top-shelf batch |
Vendor Contact Info: | I use DDs with the doctor but I believe they are on Zion |
Product/s reviewed: | cocaine |
International?: | USA domestic |
Price: | $35 USD including free first-class shipping |
Weight: | didn't scale it before I started sniffing but there was 450mg left after sharing several lines with friends so I assume it was on or over weight |
Customer Service: | |
[x]+5 | Superb: Polite, prompt, ensures satisfaction |
[ ]+4 | Good: Professional, exhibits customer care |
[ ]+3 | Satisfactory: Adequate responses, resolved issue |
[ ]+2 | Marginal: Sub-par communication, partial resolution |
[ ]+1 | Bad: Poor communication, no resolution |
[ ]+0 | Awful: Abusive responses, no resolution |
Reasoning | The doctor is great with their email responses. Cool person to talk to as well. I usually don't like talking to my vendors but DrLys can hold a conversation |
Product Quality/Aesthetic: | |
[ ]+5 | Highest purity |
[x]+4 | Mostly pure |
[ ]+3 | Minor impurity |
[ ]+2 | Significantly impure |
[ ]+1 | Mostly impure |
[ ]+0 | Entirely incorrect chemical |
Reasoning | Damn good cocaine. Nice euphoria, a little speedy but I like that |
Processing Speed: | |
[x]+5 | Order processed and shipped 24hrs |
[ ]+4 | Order processed and shipped in 48 hrs |
[ ]+3 | Order processed and shipped in 72 hrs |
[ ]+2 | Package is late |
[ ]+1 | Never received order confirmation or tracking |
[ ]+0 | Never received package |
Reasoning | Product arrived in a very reasonable amount of time for first-class mail and was shipped right away. |
Price Value of Product Received: | |
[x]+5 | Excellent - great value & low cost |
[ ]+4 | Moderate - worthy value & fair cost |
[ ]+3 | At-market - neither good nor bad |
[ ]+2 | Below-market - so-so value, high cost |
[ ]+1 | Exorbitant - low value, excessive cost |
[ ]+0 | Rip-off - little-to-no value, unjustified cost |
Reasoning | You really can't beat $35/half g for this quality |
Packaging: | |
[x]+1 | Allowed for full recovery of the chemical (container didn't retain significant quantity, container didn't cause a spill) |
[x]+1 | Protected from the elements |
[x]+1 | Decoy/misdirection |
[x]+1 | Low package profile (No stamps, no outer tape, has return address, no smell, no free-moving objects, well-distributed weight) |
[x]+1 | No way to track vendor (no handwriting, no fingerprints, no hair, etc) |
Reasoning | The stealth was great, different from last order as well, which I like |
TOTAL: | (24/25) |
Product was great. The only better coke I've had on the DNMs was from Avalanche and that's twice the price. I previously ordered DrLy's B-grade coke which was fine but nothing to write home about; his A-grade is DEFINITELY worth the extra $5 a half. It broke up nice and smoothly and flaky. Mild smell like it was cleaned well. Good euphoria
Tl;dr
Great coke, great customer service. I was a skeptic of the doctor before I ordered. Turns out he has so many positive reviews because he's a good fucking vendor.
Photo
I was too excited to get any more photos but that's the pile on my scale, after I mostly chopped it up.
Would I have to go thru Zion first in order to contact him?