I was going to do a vendor review, but I realized I wanted to share experiences about a few guys I have used multiple times because that reflects long term customer care, not just that first bag with a little extra thrown in so a review would be dripping with praise.
Besides, I can't be bothered with pics, and some people here think pics are the only acceptable proof, even though pics can be fake just as easy as words can be fake.
And I like words.
Except "tartlette" and "moist". Fuck those words.
Anyways, I only order domestic and judging by that wasted money counter Alphabay leaves up in big red numbers on the home page and my ever increasing trust level I must be getting quite familiar with some of these guys.
First up Landedgypsie:
I was using him quite a bit back in Jan or Feb but then I had a pack go missing and I posted about it here on reddit. We ended up having a conversation and he actually sent me a reship when he didn't have to. He's a good guy, I think he just has a low tolerance for bullshit, which I understand. Probably why I hate the word "tartlette". It's a bullshit word.
I just got 7 gs of H in the mail from him today, and as usual it is great stuff (everyone knows he has really good stuff, I don't think this is uncommon knowledge). I'm pretty high at the moment. Actually really high.
It's mostly beige rocks with just a small bit of powder. He actually has the cheapest quarter O of any of the guys I trust to ship me such a pricey amount of H. It was $1070 with shipping, and it was also an escrow purchase which is nice for a grand.
I am on the other end of our country in a rural area and from the time I hit the purchase button until today it was a total of 4 business days. For Canada post this is fast. It also shows that he definitely didn't dick around getting it into the mail system.
I would also like to publicly apologize to him for bringing that missing pack up on reddit a few months ago.It was unnecessary. I grew up in a big city in a time and a place where everyone was scheming and trust was merely a word people said. It had no meaning. He has earned my trust and has consistently been a stand-up vendor and person. We need more vendors like him around. PS: BRING BACK THE PURPLE PEBBLES! I've done H in Berlin and Amsterdam, Vancouver and San Francisco, Madrid and Zurich. That shit was the best I ever had. It made me feel like it was my first time. I would totally buy an oz of that.
Next up: VladdyRSAG I haven't ordered from him a lot (under a half dozen), but the price and quality have always been good. He also (well last time I ordered) has beige rocks but typically more powder than LG. Because of where he ships from in relation to me I typically get packs a day quicker than with LG. At 169/g he has good prices on small 1-2g packs. Evidently Vladdy's stuff is Vietnamese. I've heard people bitch about his shipping, but he has always sent it on it's way pretty quick for me.
I saved this one for last because a lot of you guys get your knickers in a twist at the mere mention of them: Goodfellers
I have used them most out of anyone on this list hands down. First the elephant in the room - Some people are convinced Goodfellers is DRU. Maybe he is, maybe he isn't, maybe someone else is. Maybe I am. Maybe you are. We don't know. I have the philosophy that anyone can exit scam at any moment, hell there are probably a dozen going on right now. So I judge vendors based on some crazy ideas - like customer service, shipping time, price and product quality. Goodfellers have treated me great, so on this one I tune out the reddit detectives. I have ordered their H many times - it is up there as some of the best in Canada. I've also ordered their 4, 8 and 30mg Hydromorphs, their 40mg and 80mg Oxys and bit of coke. Every pill has been authentic and their prices are the best in Canada. I have ordered packs with 4 or 5 different items in them at the same time and only once they forgot one of the pill types I ordered - it was a while ago - I think it was a half dozen 30mg hydromorphs. I sent them a note and within an hour they had responded that they could have made a mistake like that and offered either a reship of those pills or a full refund on the pills. It was the day before I was about to drive from one end of the country to the other for work so I told them just to send me the btc because I was stocked up enough for the journey and there was no time for a reship. Within an hour of that message I had the btc back. I even FE their listings.
I'm a madman.
Where they ship from is also not terribly far (by Canada standards) from my abode so I get mail from them pretty damn quick (by Canada standards) Alright I'm tired of typing and starting to nod out on my Keyboard.
Tartlette. Moist Tartlette. That is all.
Moist is my favorite word so I am going to disregard everything you said