THE FATTEST FREE SAMPLE OF ALL TIME....HOLY SHIT

I just so happened to have a little over 10 bucks on my Alphabay account after my normal purchases, and decided to check out categories because there might be someone throwing some samples out for reviews.

I ended up only finding 2 and they both where for crystal....one was for .2 for $6 and the other was for a 1/4 to 1/2 G....

Normally I try and stay away from the stuff, but if I can get nearly a G of some good twack for shipping cost then fuck it... I need to do some heavy cleaning anyways.

The first one was from "wHiteline" which came pretty quick and was in fact a little over the .2 that was advertised. The quality was 7/10, kinda cloudy, and had a little dirty feel to what I remember getting on previous binges. I was happy to leave a good review for a new vendor though giving a 5/5 all the way around for generosity.

The second was from vendor "ICEMAN47" , it took a little bit longer to arrive which was fine with me, it gave me a couple days to sleep the last stuff off. I was expecting some cut, cloudy, shakey, stuff because of how much he was giving away for $5....HOLY FUCK KNUCKELS WAS I WRONG....I cut open the envelope and tilted it over my desk and heard a loud clunk like a rock just dropped. THIS GUY SENT ME A FULL GRAM!!! OH AND IT DONT STOP THERE...IT WAS A GRAM OF 4 HUGE CHUNKS OF SOME OF THE CLEAREST BEAUTIFUL SHARD THAT I HAVE EVER SEEN!!!

I fixed myself up a 50mg test shot and let it rip. It was some serious high quality stuff and very clean headspace. That one shot still has me zooming 8 hours later. There's nothing like some clear, HQ shard to start your day, and this stuff is on my top 10 list of best I've tried easily. Its everything you want in good ICE, clean feel, doant make you angry or sick feeling, super potent, and absolutly no jitters or paranoia.

Like I said Crystal is not really my drug of choice, but I was extremely happy with ICEMAN47's service, and generosity. I will be sure to come back if I ever need more. This stuff is going to last me a good amount of time. Thank you to these two vendors wHiteline and ICEMAN47, I cleaned my whole house in under 13 hours. Best $10 I've spent on any darkmarket.


Comments


[56 Points] None:

I cleaned my whole house in under 13 hours.

I need more information to gauge the quality. How big is your house? How long does it normally take to clean? How often do you clean it? Carpets or hardwood? Dishes/laundry included?


[24 Points] droppingwhen:

Your review made me happy to read, I know those feels of expecting less and getting more. One time I had won 3 grams of some weed from gene001 and ended up with 6 grams of strawberry cough and 2 grams of Girl Scout cookies plus 2 tabs of acid.


[6 Points] None:

Dick pics or gtfo


[7 Points] somanyclips:

This guy has shilled for both barbarossa and different xanx vendor (same person) who was scamming.

Look at post history- dont trust Bozolovesmolly


[4 Points] jakthestripper:

bozolovesmolly has shilled for barbarossa and another scamming xanax vendor, tread lightly


[4 Points] bozolovesmolly:

Lol at you shill police, everytime someone shows a little love to a vendor for going above the bar yall scream shill...I think you Police ass Fucking fucktards you are all stupid fucking bitch boy ass clowns with no life. Everyone else who is curious about how I managed to clean my house and it take a whole 13 hours, heres how: I spent the first hour picking up clothes,organizing my movie collection in alphabetical order,dusting my soccer trophys, and checking every speck on my carpet that looks like a potential crack rock. The next 12 hours where spent doing dishes, sweeping, mopping, polishing spoons and door knobs, looking for pieces of crack or cottons from shooting crack, and doing dances when id find an addition to my cotton collection...I finished off my night popping a xanax then watching bill and ted with my cat Roy. For real....


[3 Points] Lysergeenzuur:

I'm going to write a review on ICEMAN47's cocaine sample once it arrives, it looks pretty promising to me and it was only $5.


[2 Points] fuckboiextraordinar:

scam


[2 Points] None:

That's good to hear man! Love it when you get a bargain like that. I remember I once ordered some MDMA from a new vendor, a one gram sample at £10 or something. It was just before New year 2015... Anyway what arrived but a full TEN GRAMS!!! And he threw in like 10 pills aswell.

It was on Agora and he'd seen at the time my account had 150+ buys, said it seemed worth sending a large sample to a trusted buyer and the fact I did reviews.

It's pretty rare to get a bargain like that these days. Back on SR and Agora especially I had a few times buying off new vendors and receiving a shitload over weight. Some of them did go on to scam me later though. Now I stick mostly to established vendors though, better to pay for safety I started to think it was a bad idea giving new vendors drops I was using for larger orders over the sake of a few small freebies.

EDIT I've seen this guy is actually a scammer and this post made by a shill.


[2 Points] REALICEMAN47:

Hey thank you so much for the post. He is not a shill in anyway, he messaged me at first complaining how is sample wasn't there yet and he wanted a refund. I refunded him, but he received the sample the next day. I have never once scammed anyone, why am I viewed as some huge scammer? Please go on Alphabay and check out the feedback I have gotten. Thanks again bozo.


[1 Points] None:

I once got 100mg of sildenafil citrate for free. Top that, suckas!


[1 Points] JburnaDNM:

Nice!!! You got me excited because I caught iceman47s fishscale coke sample. It didnt state how much but for 5 bucks total I took a chance. Here is to hoping it comes in the mail today. What coast does he ship from and did your sample come priority?


[1 Points] inkhead1:

This could be a shill post, but I decided to look into Iceman. I found Iceman21, not Iceman47. I don't know if this is the same guy.


[1 Points] None:

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