The Name Game (Win up to 2BTC)

Winners have been announced: https://www.reddit.com/r/DarkNetMarkets/comments/2q42p5/the_name_game_contest_winners/


Update: https://www.reddit.com/r/DarkNetMarkets/comments/2py5ns/the_name_game_contest_update/


Hello /r/DarkNetMarkets Community! My name is ProbableFire and I am an admin on a soon-to-be-opening darknetmarket. I am part of an amazing team and we have working our tails off for the past few months on this project. Our group brings a lot of different skills to the table and we've covered just about every base...except one: THE NAME! We have pulled together lists of suggestions from all our team members, and we managed to reach a consensus conclusion that we stink at coming up with a name for our market. We like to think we're a pretty talented group, but have come to face the facts and admit that naming things is not something we have much of a talent for.


Before we get into the specifics of "The Name Game", I am going to take a shot in the dark and guess you all would like to know more about this unnamed market. Unfortunately we cannot give specifics as we have quite a few features that are in testing and we do not know which ones will make the cut. We've tried to pull the best features from existing and defunct markets along with requested features from Reddit, The Hub and market forums. We think you'll be impressed with the end product.

We decided to create the "naturals" sub-market because a high number of natural enthusiasts do not wish to be associated with and/or do not wish to look at other "harder" drugs. This feature will require no extra effort from vendors specializing in those products; They only have to input product info on the main site and it will be displayed on both. (Please do not go into a debate about how all drugs are harmful or what the term "hard drugs" really means. No matter how legitimate your argument, this market will launch as stated above.)


And now to "The Name Game!" As I stated before, one thing we are not good at is naming things, so we have come to you all, asking for ideas. We are looking for names to be used on each market, so there are two possible winners (each will receive 1 Bitcoin). If one genius comes up with both winning entries, they get 2 Bitcoins. We hope you'll spend your winnings on our market, but there are no strings attached.

The rules for this game are as follows:

Here are some tips on things we're looking for. The winning entry may not meet all these criteria, but this list is a good starting point:

DISCLAIMER: The prizes will be awarded if we select one of the entries as the name for one or both markets. If none of the entries are used as the name for the markets, no prizes will be paid out.


Thank you for your participation!

ProbableFire


TL;DR Come up with the best name for a Drug Only DNM and win 1 BTC


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Comments


[33 Points] mindfulmu:

Thegaybar.
Well I have a reason for this name. It's hard for the news to report on, it's even harder to pick up on in a conversation and the domain is free. (At least a few of the normal ones) Think of the FBI trying to track you down "tell me who runs the gay bar?" Even in the media it's a bit confusing.
"Local online drug market the gay bar is being investigated"
And it's easy to tell someone the actual address of the place and it's easy to remember. Thegaybar!
I recommend you use Adam Corolla as your mascot.


[20 Points] throwaway2341325432:

The Void

Because then on your login page you could have a button that says Enter The Void. And it could be all trippy and stuff.


[17 Points] None:

[deleted]


[16 Points] WhereIsMyLSD:

Pangea- the name of the earth when all the continents were together, the market will link all people

Entheogenesis

Shakedown Street, after the grateful dead album


[11 Points] fuuuuckckckckck:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ricky_Ross_(drug_trafficker)

Freeway Ricky Ross Ulbricht Marketplace.

Edit: Also for the natural market, call it CannaBitch Marketplace.

Edit 2: Ross Ulbricht's Sand Emporium.


[8 Points] LongLiveThe_King:

Paradiso

Drug Markt.

I might add to this as I think of new ones, its kind of fun.

Also for the natural only marketplace, you can go ahead and call that Fucking Dumb. That one is free of charge.


[7 Points] None:

[deleted]


[8 Points] AInterestingUser:

Dude, where's my drugs.

A market with no name.

Discrete Sales, INC.

Magic Mailman

Space Balls: The Market.


[7 Points] lele77:

Natural Selection


[7 Points] thatguy1998:

TreeBay


[4 Points] CocaineNose:

<n/a>


[6 Points] ramjambamalam:

Silk Reroaded


[4 Points] ciphersexual:

Huh I really expected the worst when I saw the title and initial words of this post. But whoever wrote this (and cleverly drummed up 187 comments and counting of free publicity) doesn't appear to be the usual new market joker.

Anyone else think the name doesn't matter one bit? Seriously, we flocked to a market called "Sheep" because it was faster and the search box worked better than the alternative.


[6 Points] None:

The Washington Redskins


[2 Points] go_fuck_a_duck:

call it /r/darknetmarkets

Then every time someone says on other subs that you should checkout /r/DarkNetMarkets they will be referring to your market


[4 Points] p00pd3ck7000:

Highway, The Highway, Highway express?

heh


[1 Points] fuuuuckckckckck:

Honeypot Marketplace 5.0 Reloaded.


[2 Points] AlexanderNotLuthor:

LocalHookups.com For the simple reason that when asked by the fuzz who runs it, or really any information about it, 'your mom' is a very acceptable answer.


[2 Points] RobotTits:

Lynx - The lynx, a type of wildcat, has a prominent role in Greek, Norse, and North American mythology. It is considered an elusive and mysterious creature, known in some American Indian traditions as a 'keeper of secrets'.


[1 Points] None:

That's dumb as shit


[0 Points] mxefan123:

Deep Web Shaman. Only from the Earth. Elemental Marketplace.


[1 Points] None:

TheCrystalShip


[1 Points] brightguydarknet:

Trader Jose's
Whole Drugs
LifeLine
420BlazeItFag


[1 Points] whatismyfavoriteclr:

Howabout: core marketplace?

http://imgur.com/nJxahxQ


[1 Points] Pync:


[1 Points] WhyDontJewStay:

-Terra Network Because of the whole Nature focus

-Pan's Market Pagan God, also because of the nature focus

-Karuna Marketplace Karuna means compassion/mercy in Sanskrit

-Mahakala Marketplace Mahakala is the Wrathful form of Avalokitesvara, the Bodhisattva of compassion.

-Sacred Heart A Scrubs reference, also another name for Bodhicitta (Awakened Heart)

-Sand Market or The Beach Pretty Obvious

-The Bodhi Tree (All your favorite influences under one tree!) The historical Buddha reached Full Enlightenment under the Bodhi Tree. It symbolizes determination and wisdom.


[1 Points] None:

MindFarmer's Market


[1 Points] DevsiK:

Hamsterdam (The wire anybody?)


[1 Points] goldpimp:

Cock Gobbler inc.


[1 Points] toyfulskerl:

Of course, if you want a shit ton of free publicity and to become infamous over night, all you need to do is name your market:


[1 Points] anonish9:

drugsTORe


[1 Points] julesandvince:

Went to bed with 13 upvotes... Guess we got a few hopefuls thinking if they downvote everyone, theirs will have a better chance of getting chosen? lol


[1 Points] None:

Federal Bureau of Insufflation. Cannabis Intelligence Agency.

Sorry, the good ideas were taken.


[1 Points] cyclopedia:

Farmer's Market (naturals sub-market)


[1 Points] Pokindatsmot:

Efnit market. (Every Fucking Name Is Taken)


[1 Points] TallyWackerss:

Nature's Embassy


[1 Points] WeedBurgerInParadise:

King's Highway (ancient trade route in Middle East) Olympia Alexandria Troy (legendary ancient city) Cornucopia Minerva (Roman goddess of wisdom and trade/arts) Macedonia

All of these are ancient history-related, with connections to powerful kingdoms/trade.


[1 Points] throwaway2341325432:

Prestige Worldwide


[1 Points] AlexanderNotLuthor:

Farming market


[1 Points] RobotTits:

Kowloon - The Internet's Favorite Cyberpunk Slum

http://motherboard.vice.com/read/a-new-look-at-kowloon-walled-city-the-internets-favorite-cyberpunk-slum


[1 Points] RobotTits:

Liber - a god of viticulture and wine, fertility and freedom.


[1 Points] RobotTits:

Pharmaca - Latin for 'Drugs'


[1 Points] RobotTits:

Drogas - Spanish for drugs.


[1 Points] RobotTits:

Laissez-faire - french for 'Let them Be'


[1 Points] RobotTits:

Asclepius - a god of medicine in ancient Greek religion.


[1 Points] WhereIsMyLSD:

When will the winner be announced?


[1 Points] CREAM-:

Area 51 Find all the shit you never knew existed


[1 Points] NameGamer:

I'm just going to rattle a few off...

Red Hand - A "caught red handed" reference.

Plantazon - for the natural market.

Hush - For the obvious reasons

Mecca - Because you want it to be the main market

Shadow - because "Shadow Market" sounds cool.

Little Brother - A snub at who's trying to catch us.

Meta - Greek for "after" or "beyond"

Omega - One of my favorite words

Cyber Corner - Where our deals are made

Hub - Because you want people to meet, trade, and buy.

Green Thumb - natural market

Speakeasy - Where illegal alcohol is sold

Blind Tiger - Another term for Speakeasy

Thanks for the consideration!


[1 Points] Hyoscine:

Weedful Things.

treeBay.

Or less hilariously, how about Soma, or Panacea? Oh, or Moloko?

~ Edit ~

So, I've just found out Panacea is already a thing. Great minds, eh?


[1 Points] Khagur:

How about you leave it nameless or have the name changed every day to a random name from these suggestions? Instead focus on the union of tried and true vendors. the Darknet Dependables. Instead of worrying about branding and putting a name on yourselves just keep the site safe and let the vendors do their thing.

if you insist it needs a name then "Darknet Dependables"


[1 Points] HipHopPencil:

Okay, so from your description I think you're probably looking for something which expresses high quality, safety, and reliability. Not some junk shop. I've put a star next to the ones which I think are particularly good. I also acknowledge most of these will not have available domain names but you could just append "market" for the domain

Ideas to display quality/reliability:

Snapdragon - *

Lotus - *

Vogue - a good name but already a popular brand

Mercury

Titanium - * - Makes me think of quality/security

FunFair

Babylon - *

Lazarus

Wonderland

RabbitHole

Also I have some ideas which would split into 2 markets nicely:

Rome/Venice

Midnight/Sunrise

Mars/Neptune

Snapdragon and Lotus could also work like this.

Also you could take one of these names and add a suffix or prefix such as: Emporium, Fate, Fair, Fort, Bazaar, Void, Rouge, Noir

MidnightEmporium would be my favorite overall and then you could also have SunriseEmporium for your neutrals.

I hope this helps and good luck with your market. I've been hoping somewhere specialising in just drugs would open up.


[1 Points] twayfornamegame:

Well, let's give this a try.

For the regular market:

USPS - Undercover Supplies Privately Shipped = because it is the most recommended way to ship if using the DNMs. USPS is an already well known acronym, so it isn't hard to learn. You can say it word of mouth without anyone questioning it. "Did you get your USPS package?" "Yep."

For natural market:

Ground Up = because it sounds like you built this market from the ground up. Natural drugs come up from the ground. Easy to learn and not suspicious.

I think I'm good with just those two. I came up with other ideas, but nothing spectacular.


[1 Points] nohangups:


[1 Points] jonalev:


[1 Points] None:

The Grand Exchange


[1 Points] None:

Main website: Emporium

Weed Website: Greenhouse


[1 Points] greengiantxo:

MMEBurrows


[1 Points] kingjacoblear:

The market could be called The Heart of Babylon or just "Babylon"

and the naturals market could be named "The Hanging Gardens"


[1 Points] None:

Valhalla


[1 Points] None:

MayhemMakers


[1 Points] RobotTits:

I think I just won with this one...

Cornadopia


[1 Points] ThaDirtiestD:

The Rabbit Hole.


[2 Points] readysetnot:

Its a good idea to take note from the bottled water industry: When people choose water they want something Clean, Safe, and Unadulterated. Just like people who would use your market.

  1. Pure Exchange

  2. Haven Market Place

  3. Olympus Market Place

  4. Ethos

  5. Verified Markets

For the "naturals" market place

  1. Eden (or any variation Eden's Garden/ Garden of Eden/ Eden Patch)

  2. Raw Market

  3. Ethno Botanica

  4. Eco Market


[0 Points] letsgetliteral:

Grassroots The Republic Grassroots Republic


[0 Points] thatguy1998:

The Mystical Orb


[0 Points] 573844652536:

GreenHouse TheBotanicalExchange NaturalPleasures


[0 Points] whotthefuckareyou:

Didn't look at the other suggestions so apologize if this is a duplicate. maybe OZ for the big market and The Yellow Brick Road for the natural market.


[0 Points] Mayor_of_Istanbul:

Catallaxy! I just looked up the Greek word for exchange and it actually sounds kinda badass. Here wikipedia explains its meaning: Catallaxy or catallactics is an alternative expression for the word "economy". Whereas the word economy suggests that people in a community possess a common and congruent set of values and goals, catallaxy suggests that the emergent properties of a market (prices, division of labor, growth, etc.) are the outgrowths of the diverse and disparate goals of the individuals in a community.(whatever the fuck that means)


[0 Points] Gavingen0:

ReddiTOR


[0 Points] Gavingen0:

Burn House Market


[0 Points] ThrowAwayForATS:

'Spawn' for the main marketplace.

'Hatch' for the naturals only.


'Ember' for main market.

'Spark' for natural.


'Arc' or 'Genesis Market'


[0 Points] heathenethan:

The Dark Side Market...come to the Dark Side.


[0 Points] SilkRoadReviewr:

Hidden Reality - Think of it a couple ways.

  1. TOR is a "hidden reality" of the internet.
  2. Drug use, shows you the hidden reality of life

If it's report on the news, people will be more like curious because it's called Hidden Reality, instead of some "Agora"

Hidden Reality Marketplace - Changing the future


[0 Points] BreathAether:

Synaptic Emporium

The Red Pill

Morpheus' Stash

The Lab of Eden

The Garden of Eden

The Laced Onion

Drop the Acid, Drop the Base

The Rift Shop

The Arcade

Nerve Center

The Space Bar

The White on White house

BlissiMystics'

Dabs'n'Tabs

Heavenly Chemistry

Molly Cool

MoodMart

Dropper's Drug Mart

Grass Shopper

The Frying Clan

The Bakery

The Colosseum

The Warehouse

The Dopery Store

Debonair's Wares

The Rare Fair

Treasure Chest

Apollo 13

Moonlight Marketplace

That's all I got at the moment hah. (could throw in "marketplace" at the end of each, or "the" at the beginning, etc.)


[0 Points] toyfulskerl:


[0 Points] mydmtquestion:

Emerald - green and precious
Martian Market - Mars rules
reddit marketplace - instant attention
Mardi Gras
The Fucking Future
Tomorrowland
Mount Olympus - highest mountain in our solar system
Sodom & Gomorrah - Biblical cities, destroyed by God because their people were not of decent character.
Celestial
The Airport
Phantom Marketplace
Nowhere
Beyond
Wow!
Whoa!
The Garden of Earthly Delights - famous painting by Hieronymus Bosch


[0 Points] DeadlyCookie15:

Down the Rabbit hole


[0 Points] nodsandends:

I've always thought "Nods and Ends" (as a play on "odds and ends") would be a great name for a market. Call it "Nods" for short...

nodsandends domains are available.

For the natural market the brand could be extended as "Natural Nods and Ends".

If you like this I would gladly transfer /u/nodsandends (which I created only to reply to this thread) to you.

Best of luck to you! We could use another strong market.

PS, gotta love the troll downvotes across the board. Typical reddit contest thread, unfortunately.


[0 Points] mpeters6969:

TheJoint

Get it... Joint.. Referencing weed and hunting that it's the place to be, aka the joint. Used in a sentence; let's hit TheJoint. Two meanings, relates to the product.


[0 Points] throwthrowthrowyourp:

Naturals

Garden of Eden

The Growery

Nature's Own

Grew It

Gaea's Liege

Terra Market

Standard

Pinnacle

The Oracle

Hades


[0 Points] cyclopedia:

Pleasure Center (either)


[0 Points] cyclopedia:

Mini-Mart (non-natural market)


[0 Points] cyclopedia:

Alien Cargo (non-natural market)


[0 Points] AlexanderNotLuthor:

Loompaland The official habitat of the Oompa Loompa since the dawn of time, and you know full well that those delightful little fuckers are trippin.

The Rafiki Tree Named after the wise old baboon- sage that always seemed a little more creative and batshit crazy than if he were eating regular foods


[0 Points] ChaosEternity:

Matrix marketplace

Woodstock marketplace(naturals)


[0 Points] dnmuser166:

DrugNet
SourceFarm
DrugFarm
Mondas Market
Nibiru Market
Jimmy Down the Street (yea i got this MDMA from Jimmy Down the Street)
Mind's Eye Market
ThePlace/TheSpot
TheNaturalPlace/TheNaturalSpot


[0 Points] TheCannabisCunt:

The STD Banjo

Hindenburg

The Pretty Pink Taco

GalaxyandSpace (For obvious reasons)

Hope I could provide some good suggestions although I do like TheGayBar


[0 Points] throwawayfornamegame:

Instaounce, Instaeight, Instaquarter. Basically the insta and any other various measurement in front. The reason I thought of this is because one of the devs of instagram said they thought of that name because It was simple and rolled off the tongue easily. Hope you like it :-)


[0 Points] None:

  1. The Silo- based on the largest LSD bust in history.
  2. The Watering Hole- because, ya know, everyone frequents the watering hole for our needs.
  3. The Grand Bazaar
  4. Tranquilandia- Pablo Escobar's secret jungle laboratory.
  5. The Passetto/The Passetto Marketplace- after the secret passageway between vatican city and castel sant'angelo.
  6. Sarajevo- After the Sarajevo smuggling tunnel.
  7. Zero (0) Avenue- after the house that was discovered to have an underground tunnel connecting Canada to the U.S. used for smuggling drugs.
  8. Speakeasy Marketplace- after the speakeasies where people would secretly gather and drink during prohibition times.
  9. Burlington Bazaar- after the secret English underground city.


[-1 Points] None:

[deleted]


[1 Points] None:

[deleted]


[-1 Points] throwaway2341325432:

the great wall


[-1 Points] DevsiK:

Apothecary


[-1 Points] throwaways420:

For the normal one: Pandora For the green one : elementality


[-2 Points] PerfectestSam:

-Atlas Market

It's strong, concise, and to the point. This market only caters the the best and most reputable vendors, and most likely the more adept of the DNM in terms of customers. Since it seems as if this website may be the answer many are looking for in regards to a new market, it can be the Atlas of the DNM. I.E. The bearer of the heavens, in terms of drug trade at least.

Other Names:

Another good one might be 'Phoenix', or alternatively 'Phoenix Marketplace'. Because no matter how many markets are taken down we are resilient.

Edit: Formatting


[-1 Points] None:

silky toad


[-1 Points] None:

The MindFarm.... because it's where you harvest your hopes and dreams


[-1 Points] None:

Jumanji


[-1 Points] uconn32storm:

Island Lion's Den HotSpot Savannah Sunset Seven Stars Wave


[-1 Points] skifreemt:

The Green Team


[-1 Points] sharpshooter789:

I must admit I look forward to seeing this market. Your team appears to have thought this through.


[-1 Points] SurfaceSwag:

Barcadia - Dorcia- The Albany


[-1 Points] 2chainzvoice:

Belize Farms


[-1 Points] The_Acid_Test:

The Abode


[-1 Points] SteelyEly:


[-1 Points] ElEsDee25:

Natura
The Farmers Market
The Dark Side
Zenith Marketplace


[-1 Points] SELFISH_TITTY_FUCK:

operationapis


[-1 Points] jrgsquash:

The Garden or The Greenhouse

Edit: I got beat to it.


[-1 Points] DarkNetThrowaway421:

SWIM's Market - For the hard stuff

Paradigm Shift - For the natural stuff, and LSD


[-1 Points] dnmthrowaway1122:

All Drugs Market:

Top Shelf

The Back Room

Doctor Robert's (Beatles anyone?)

Dionysia (Greek festival to Dionysus, god of the grape harvest, winemaking and wine, of ritual madness, fertility, theatre and religious ecstasy)

Natural Market:

Whole Earth Traders (why not steal some branding? Not like they can sue)

Gaia (earth mother in the house)


[-1 Points] presari0:

Illusion Market (main site)

Oasis Market

Mirage market


[-1 Points] godofnightson:

Laplacian Flux


[-1 Points] sickofawwandcats:

Open Season


[-1 Points] godofnightson:

Bill's Missile Silo


[-1 Points] throwawaydnmname:

Astora Telemachus Sumaritin Market Libertatum market - Latin for freedom Ophion Pinnacle Damascus Cartier Verzano Magellan Belize


[-1 Points] svvagas:

Crystal pharmaca


[-1 Points] Ryuuken25:

Thecookiejar/cookiejar

Thebeanstalk/beanstalk

Synthesis

Sweetshop

Emporium


[-1 Points] None:

For the Natural one try: Nature's Bounty The other one: Infinite Universe


[-1 Points] 420Tacos:

I'm on shrooms for the first time and I really like them. Why not just "Buds and Caps Marketplace" or just "BudsnCaps" or some variation. Plain. Simple. I'd shop there :) But the gay bar is also hilari0ous and entertaining and "all the rave these days;)"


[-1 Points] Plower1290:

Hysteria

Thanks for the giveaway OP!


[-1 Points] mpeters6969:

TheJoint

Get it... Joint.. Referencing weed and hunting that it's the place to be, aka the joint. Used in a sentence; let's hit TheJoint. Two meanings, relates to the product.


[-1 Points] guest20253:

IDOM - International Drugs-Only Marketplace


[-2 Points] rappercake:

Cannabis Road 2

Organis

Nature

Branchia

Chroma

Latitude


[-2 Points] None:

Serendipitous.


[-2 Points] galaxyandspace:

The House of Goods

The Drug Enterprise

Townhouse Trade

For the "naturals" one: The Organic Fortress


[-2 Points] None:

Asclepius (Greek God of Medicine).. Alea.. libertatem (latin for freedom)


[-2 Points] julesandvince:

Shrubs N' Shrooms (SnS Marketplace)

Greenhouse Grasses and Naturals

Unseen Green Vending Machine

Instagrams

Will add more when I have some time to actually sit down and think about this.


[-2 Points] II_W_II:

Zareba (meaning: a thorn fence fortifying a camp or village)

Its a safe haven, originating from African tribes


[-2 Points] throwaway2341325432:

The Hanging Gardens for the all naturals market.


[-2 Points] IraGlassTAL:

The Chem Lab Granola market


[-1 Points] kamid24:

  1. Underground Infrastructure
  2. Underground Railroad
  3. Carte Blanche
  4. Seventh Heaven
  5. Diabolical Kingdom
  6. Clarity
  7. Bartering Corner
  8. Emporia
  9. Piraeus
  10. Thasos
  11. Mesopotamia
  12. International Middleman Service
  13. White Collar Street Corner
  14. Euphoria
  15. Prohibition Bypass

For the lulz:

  1. Anonmarket

  2. Get drugs mailed to you without burning down your house

  3. You'll never have to clean your house ever again

  4. Sell Your Shit

  5. Highway to getting high

wow I spent way too long thinking all of those and they suck ass. lol this is a lot harder than I'd thought it would be


[-2 Points] MycTyson:

Messaged - so my URL doesn't get bought preemptively.


[-2 Points] TechnoReject:

dBay (Drug Bay), United Narcotics, WorldWideChems, Pharma, The Pill Bottle, D.N.A (Drug Network Anonymous)


[-3 Points] Unlikely_Deviant:

Final Frontier

Federal Frontier - I like the irony of this one

The Cutting Edge


[-2 Points] RCtester:

The Speakeasy

Sneakeasy

eBuzz

NetBuzz

HighNet


[-2 Points] throwahooawayyfoe:

For the all-encompassing market - The Apothecary

For the natural-only market - Organyx

Both have a tendency to convey what products their respective markets carry (but not too obviously) and both have domains and subreddits open and available for registration.


[-1 Points] This_Is_That_Moment:

Oasis, The Garden, Organix, Garden Lab(s).


[-2 Points] Mroto:

Olympus

Ya know, where the gods live and stuff


[-2 Points] D-U-WHY:

Name it: Summer.


[-2 Points] poxpoxsc:

The Alibi

The Wonder // Wonder

Mythos

Loveline


[-1 Points] RCtester:

Rabbithole

TrippyClicks

NetBricks

dTrade

BlazeNet


[-2 Points] TigerHall:

Garden of Eden

The Wizard Cave

Vice Squad


[-2 Points] Imgodnigga:

E-Street/estreet/Estreet

Really proud of this name and thinks it's a good idea. Think of it like how they put the "e" in front of "mail" for "email" or "electronic mail". Email was created as technology advanced and I think E-Street/estreet/Estreet will be similar in that aspect as far as advances in technology. Before the darknet people would have to search for drugs on the street... But now, with E-Street/estreet/Estreet you can buy drugs of any choice online. Easy to remember. Easy to pronounce. Easy to bring up in a convo and spread by word of mouth.


[-2 Points] throwaway2341325432:

brave new world


[-2 Points] Plagas15:

Garden of Eden - "Try some of our forbidden fruit"

Natural Selection - "Only the best make it here!"

SpaceStation - "We can send you to space!"

Pantheon (Marketplace) - Can't think of a decent quote for this one ... maybe "Enter our Temple" or something, but I thought this seemed fitting if you only want to allow trusted vendors and pantheon also means society's "exalted persons"

Turtlebox - Cause why the fuck not....


[-2 Points] throwaway-39g5u:

Apothacarium

The Noctuary

or Noctuarium (noct=night)

Napenthe or Napenthium (napenthe was an ancient/mythical drug for forgetting - maybe appropriate for a DNM that doesn't keep any records of your activity there)

Pharmicarium

Yes, I like the 'ium' on the end of words for places with purpose, like terrarium, planetarium, lazarium, even museum, sort of. Actually, those are more ideas...

The ExoPlanetarium

Naturarium or Naterrarium (portmanteau of nature and terrarium for the all natural market)

Hypnotarium, Entheoterium. Intoxicarium? Nah, don't want to be associated with 'toxic'. Deleriatarium?

If you want it to sound more jokingly suburban, you can add "mart" to any kind of drug-related word, but that's really only if you want some humor in the title, as everyone will associate it with WalMart and KMart. To be a little more urban, plaza would be better. Like...

ApothacaryPlaza

or

Pythia's Plaza.

(“Pythia” was the name for the Oracle of Delphi, a priestess in the Temple of Apollo on Mount Parnassus in ancient Greece. The oracle was said to inhale intoxicating vapors, go into a trance, and recite prophesies.)

Bazaar can work the same way plaza does, but there has already been a market using it, and you might not want to be confused with them.

I realize some of these are vague suggestions (along with some solid ones too), I'm not throwing the vague ones out there in the hope of "winning," just to give the OP and other contestants some things to think about.

For what it's worth, I'd love to see a drugs-only market with all respected vendors. And I can certainly see the benefits of having a separate space for the all natural products. There is a big market for that that does see itself as very distanced from things like opiates and stimulants. Good idea.

Edit: formatting


[-2 Points] SaxonShieldwall:

Blunts n' Needles


[-2 Points] RCtester:

The Bakery


[-2 Points] shnarph:

After School Special


[-2 Points] None:

Drutopia


[-2 Points] 1ugly:

Reply with your favorite pick user. Pick of da broccoli; Eat These Greens all Lean; Guacamole For Your Bowl Eh; Teamisnuggz; Tri Chome Cafe'; The Nugg Stripped; Drug Mechanix-Green <---------White for cocaine<-----Blue for meth<---- etc.


[-2 Points] None:

In natura, est vitas


[-2 Points] RCtester:

Any play on Laissez-faire or free market/enterprise


[-2 Points] bigmikemofo:

Diarrheamoustache inc.


[-2 Points] mindxdetergent:

Nirvana


[-2 Points] pigtail101:

The Bazaar


[-2 Points] None:

connoisseur's sanctuary for main market. Xtreme natural's for organic market.


[-2 Points] whatdrugs_:

WhatDrugs?


[-2 Points] ChrisPBacon21:

Anicetus! This is the name of an ancient Roman rebel. He was also a pirate. I think since this will be a darknetmarket then the name of a rebel will suit, especially a pirate.


[-2 Points] wraythe2014:

PARAGON - main market

par·a·gon ˈperəˌɡän/ noun a person or thing regarded as a perfect example of a particular quality. "it would have taken a paragon of virtue not to feel viciously jealous" a person or thing viewed as a model of excellence. "your cook is a paragon" synonyms: perfect example, shining example, model, epitome, archetype, ideal, exemplar, nonpareil, embodiment, personification, quintessence, apotheosis, acme; More a perfect diamond of 100 carats or more.

The Preserve - The Natural market

other names - Ascension, Ascend


[-2 Points] K33P53CR3T:

IsoHi


[-2 Points] DNMs:

The Sly Emporium


[-2 Points] somestupidsackofshit:

hmm... The Aethery, LucidMart, Mario Mart (play on Mario kart), Incendium, Destination Intoxication, Operation Inebriation, The Inebriary, The Lupiary, Wisp or maybe Elevate?


[-2 Points] godofnightson:

Lush Gardens for the all natural. Shangri-Lala land for other one


[-2 Points] DarknetProfessional:

Natura Marketplace.

Naturalis.


[-2 Points] None:

The Sinful Vegas


[-2 Points] xwingSally:

the island, soft core, free will marketplace, smoking caterpillar, capsule corp, dragon ball market, dream castle, the fountain, nowpow, sorcerers aprentice, the gatekeeper, slide, asguard, the cove, oblivion, I-market, holy fire, inside out, Destiny, mos eisley, way of the future, overmorrow, zarf, desire path, gotham, the perfect nacho, advent market, the flying saucer, silver linings, troy, the golden compass, midnight marketplace, limitless, cloverfield.


[-2 Points] godofnightson:

The Source. Partyvan Pit Stop. Rehab's for Quitters. Onyx Bazaar. Gift of Jupiter. Heaven's Nirvana. Dragon's Greed. Zion.


[-2 Points] PlanoSwag:

Explicit Element Drug Shoppe The Union


[-2 Points] CrapCoin_Investor:

RoXbury


[-2 Points] throwthatcowaway:

Aurora


[-2 Points] wombosio:

SandRoad lolss

Selection


[-2 Points] MrMeowMeowFuzzyFace:

Home Box Office


[-2 Points] Blasphemousflubber:

How about The DarkEntMarket. Nice and simple


[-2 Points] PlanoSwag:

Something with Apothecary in the name ~ literal definition is someone who sells drugs. Can be Shortened to "Apo", similar to "Evo". This name is so intriguing and very uniqe, Definetly stands out!


[-2 Points] throwaway4486789:

  1. Via Maris(Ancient trading route)
  2. DrugBazaar
  3. Municipal Marketplace


[-2 Points] Imgodnigga:

A drug only market deserves a drug like name. Lots of drugs have girl names as their nicknames like marry, molly, lucy, tina, and so on and so on...

So, it stands to reason the drug only market should have a girl name too! Maybe some of these?

-amber -katie -lydia -lexi -holly -lilly -thea


[-2 Points] None:

The Hub, Fun Time, Drugs R' Us,


[-2 Points] JayzenKid:

The labyrinth or Pan's Labyrinth.


[-2 Points] None:

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[-2 Points] Jay-__:

Unicorn Marketplace. Because Unicorns rule.

Also think about the mass of people that will just register because they think they could buy a Unicorn there. And once logged in, why not buy drugs to get over the frustration of "not being able to own a Unicorn"..?

It's perfect!

Edit: "treeBay" would be a good name - if it was just cannabis-only.

Edit2: seems like some people don't like unicorns at all..


[-2 Points] notthrowingawayorany:

Lidl


[-2 Points] None:

Stray Rats

Usurper Market


[-2 Points] dnmtax:

The Tor Bay

probably better: Tor Bay

Something along those lines :)


[-2 Points] Imgodnigga:

For the natural drug darknetmarket:

-whole drugs (like whole foods get it) -natural gardens -organic highs


[-2 Points] nsgiad:

Quark's

The Library

Ace Hardware

The Shop

The Parts Store

The ProShop


[-2 Points] btccontest1:

Woodstock

Eden


[-2 Points] FrankWhite-Vend:

We Haven't Gotten Raided Yet

Not a Honey Pot

DrugsWorld

DrugMart

Target Drug SuperCenter

ThePharmacy

The Connect

The Homie

The Flower Shop

The Other Flower Shop

Roses for Mom

We Couldn't Think of a Name but This Market Kicks Ass


[-2 Points] herearemynames:

Black Ice Marketplace. The joke is that black ice makes a slick road.


[-2 Points] herearemynames:

Since this is going to be a new site: Drug Emporium Alpha.


[-2 Points] None:

BaeoNet Like baeocystin which is a chemical in cubensis and azurescens ThePlug FoxNews NotTheCIA


[-2 Points] sinistertoit:

I have a few suggestions:

Psynergy Market - named after the special moves you can perform in the great Golden Sun games on the GBA.

Ixion Market - named after one of my favourite summonings on Final Fantasy X.

I like video games.


[-2 Points] yesidoes:

Ego Death

Pathos

Asgard

Valhalla

The Traphouse

Wonder World

Kashmir

Anomaly

Mundo

Placebo


[-2 Points] JaredUC:

Pegasus or Medusa would be my entry for a name.


[-2 Points] None:

Elemental.


[-2 Points] FastDonut:

DarkStar

Esculent - means edible, fit to be eaten

Jabberwocky

Harbinger

Placebo Market

Excalibur

Wizard Marketplace

Sough - rushing of wind

Mononymous - meaning having a single word name

The Smorgasbord (or Smorgasboard)


[-2 Points] cello_tape:

"Anechoic" - free from echo.

Free from echo - safe, secure and anonymous.


[-2 Points] user7021:

Natural market: Cannahut express

Just because I was thinking of eating, since I am very hungry. And Pizzahit-Cannahut, yadig?

Also express, since it gets delivered to you in NOTIME! choose Cannahut express now for only 9.99$


[-2 Points] None:

theRx

Sunoco

Deja View

Sloopys

The Amistad

d2d (p2p)


[-2 Points] None:

ImPrescribed

Furthur

MagicSchoolBus


[-2 Points] OldSchoolMethHead:

1. *The Island, The powder Palace, Da vendors spot, (da onion spot) (da spot)(onion.onion ..lol)

Vendors Row, Next Gen drugs,

natural marketplace...name,s

2. *Stoner,s Island or (-paradise/hideaway)

Mother Nature,s Hidden Garden....(or Nature,s Hidden Garden/forbidden garden)


[-2 Points] thatguy1998:

The Hidden Leaf


[-2 Points] thatguy1998:

Darkmart


[-2 Points] thatguy1998:

Atomic marketplace


[-2 Points] thatguy1998:

The Last Dragon


[-2 Points] thatguy1998:

Onion marketplace


[-2 Points] thatguy1998:

Dark valley


[-2 Points] thatguy1998:

Death Valley


[-2 Points] thatguy1998:

FuckedUp Marketplace


[-2 Points] thatguy1998:

Or GetFuckedUp


[-2 Points] skifreemt:

Main Site: Rainbow Waves Hoffman's Marketplace Huffing Tons Trip and Roll Marketplace

Natural Site: The Greatful Shed J-Mart Earth's Treasures Natural Highs


[0 Points] None:

4Chan Market- when it gets hacked, the media will be like "4chan market got hacked by 4chan"

The DrugRug- Drugrug is slang for those jackets with inner pockets that you see "drug dealers" in movies wearing

The Rainbow Market- A play on black market, make it all trippy and rainbow colored

K.N.D- Kush Next Door (play on the old cartoon "Kids next Door"

The DEA- The Drug Enjoyment Arcade

Al'Capone's Den

Alcatraz- the slogan could be "So tough, the feds can't get in"

The Virtual Speakeasy- it was a term for hidden bars back during prohibition. You could theme the login page to look like a harmless website, and inside you would have the market.

Drugle- Its like google, but for drugs, if there are pages, it should have the logo with a bunch of u's (druuugle). Kind of like what google does

Fortuna Market

Pyongyang Market Center

Nirvana Marketplace- The slogan could be "Your source for the unattainable"

ThePirateBae- Self Explanatory

Grandma's Pantry- So when your parents ask where you got a kilo of cocaine, you can say "I got it from grandma's pantry, and they will leave you alone.

The Sea Shore- You could have a daily deals sections labeled "look what washed up on shore today"

Crystal Fucking Weed Market- Because why not?

Fair Trade Market- A play of all the "certified fair trade" organic stuff you find in stores

Blue Bottle Market


[-2 Points] None:

Hypnos Morpheus Itineris Occidus Peak Altitude Rapture


[-2 Points] None:

Nately's whore


[-3 Points] Oswold_TurdBurgler:

NarcoNexus Clairvoyance Bizaaro Xchange The vegetable patch Grandma's garden Colloquium Major mercantile Dark soup Black Factory The merchants cove Panacea Paper Cane Consort The common room Tesgo Optimarket Optimum The Gypsies Trunk Skyline Cosmossal ChromeRoom Sandstorm Colossus Floodgate The Black Sack VendR Cannabyss Dark Abyss CuttingRoom Adversus Censura Consurgo (Latin to rise against...pretty edgy) The Bike Shed Dirt Track Sin City Velocitous Crumble Cream Horizone TheDeep Davey Jones' locker (Yes a lot of these are stupid but I am optimistic.)


[-4 Points] HolyCornHolio:

NotSilkRoad

DrugsAreBad

QuickiMart : your friendly neighborhood online drug dealer

TheSex

BitDrugs

CryptoTrip

CryptoBit