Sobering Up Sunday!

Now that you're sobering up from your DNM-fueled weekend, come tell us about your hijinks! A mod will give their favorite story each week a month of Reddit gold and a little something else which is a surprise! Winners may not disclose the surprise or they'll have it taken back. Curious what it is? You'll have to win to find out.


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[2 Points] None:

I'm sitting on a treadmill in the corner at my friend's house thinking about my heartbeat. I'm an idiot.

I got over here and passed around the 2C-B. We all did some, and within 10 minutes one of the guys threw up. It came out of nowhere and ended up all over the floor. Not an hour later another guy followed suit, but at least he made it to the bathroom in time...

They smoked some bud and one of them played foosball with me (I wasn't very good but I managed to lose by only one point on the last game I played).

Somebody started coming down and my tolerance was up from a dose on Thursday, so we both snorted 10mg. That dose kicked my trip into gear and I assume the same happened to the other dude.

Eventually he remembers he has a 40mg XR capsule of Focalin in his pocket. We start singing "Hot Nuts" while I crush the beads (I crushed them for a full hour while they made/ate food, but the work paid off). Yeah...I sniffed a measly 10mg and my heart seems like it's gonna give out. The last time I mixed d-MPH with anything it was with coke and my resting heart rate sat in the ~140 BPM range (I cannot tell what it is now). I believe I'm experiencing some heart-related issues and I'm absolutely drenched in perspiration. No doubt I'll be fine, but it doesn't feel fun.

I spent at least 20 minutes in his garage overheating (it's 40°F out there), and I still didn't cool off no matter how many articles of clothing I removed. Tripsit.me's drug interaction sheet says that a 2C-B and cocaine combo should be approached with caution, and I do feel uncomfortably spun out.

It's been a long night, eh, /r/DNMs?

Edit: BPM is resting at about 120, hooray for drugs! Fuck! YES!

Edit 2: Here's "Hot Nuts", by the way.

Edit 3: Everybody else is asleep. WHO ELSE IS AWAKE?

Edit 4: 94 BPM now! I feel much better.


[4 Points] woobpac:

I don't think anyone in the US will be sobering up considering the super bowl is today. lol


[4 Points] Cannabun:

I had a whole bottle of wine last night. Now I have a killer migraine.


[2 Points] Sw1zl:

Do you not have any hijinks to talk about?


[0 Points] None:

Meth is one hell of a great drug!!!!! I'd like to buy the world some meth to smoke in perfect harmony :-)


[1 Points] None:

tried heroin #3 for the first time ... smoked off foil snorted about 3 g of coke bonged nice weed drank good beer had great sex 5-htp and plenty water today to sober up


[1 Points] ShineOnYouFatOldSun:

Tame for this sub but went to a party with my girlfriend and we smoked 4 blunts over the course of the night, watches our friends get drunker and drunker until they all started throwing up and passing out while we just laughed our asses off :D


[1 Points] awayweegoagain:

Have been sober waiting for my acid from TopGear. All I have is MDMA now, which I already rolled on last week. I'm probably just going to take some xanax and hope I wake up Monday with something in my mailbox.

I have other orders awaiting for me, and hopefully can flip some more MDMA and the other substances that hopefully arrive so I can make up the $300 dollars that I potentially lost to TopGear. Good thing it was drug money and not living money, but it sucks anyways to lose.

It really sucks.


[1 Points] Hey_pig:

I drank a shit ton and apparently threw up all over my comforter last night..


[1 Points] DNSwaganomitry:

I took one dab then went to bed. I know I know, I'm crazy.


[1 Points] None:

I converted a bunch of atheists into having their own religious beliefs, whatever they may be. I have no proof of this, however I hold the faith. Hail Satan