Vendor Name/Marketplace: flyingdutchmann on Abraxas
Vendor URL: http://abraxasdegupusel.onion/vendor/flyingdutchmann
Grams URL: http://grams7enufi7jmdl.onion/infodesk/vendor/0x1EE48504AA1BA869
Product/s reviewed: Coke/Speed paste/Weed/Powder mix
International?: Yes
Customer Service:
[X]+5 Superb: Polite, prompt, ensures satisfaction
[ ]+4 Good: Professional, exhibits customer care
[ ]+3 Satisfactory: Adequate responses, resolved issueon
[ ]+1 Bad: Poor communication, no resolution
[ ]+0 Awful: Abusive responses, no resolution
Product Quality:
[ ]+5 Highest purity - highly potent
[X]+4 Mostly pure - potent
[ ]+3 Minor cut or impurity - strong
[ ]+2 Cut and/or impure - medium to weak
[ ]+1 Almost entirely cut - very weak
[ ]+0 Possibly bunk - no effect
Processing Speed:
[X]+5 Processed & marked shipped in 24hrs
[ ]+4 Processed & marked shipped in 48 hrs
[ ]+3 Processed & marked shipped in 72 hrs
[ ]+2 Package is late
[ ]+1 Package is very late
[ ]+0 Never received package
Price Value:
[X]+5 Excellent - great value & low cost
[ ]+4 Moderate - worthy value & fair cost
[ ]+3 At-market - neither good nor bad
[ ]+2 Below-market - so-so value, high cost
[ ]+1 Exorbitant - low value, excessive cost
[ ]+0 Rip-off - little-to-no value, unjustified cost
Stealth & OpSec:
[X]+1 Vacuum-sealed
[X]+1 Mylar/non-porous container
[X]+1 Decoy/misdirection
[X]+1 Low package profile
[X]+1 Good OpSec/PGP
Soooooo, this is a long review. So buckle up campers. Things are about to get intense.
I was asked by the vendor to do a review of their entire range. Which consists of quite a few different things: Silver Lemon Haze, Speed Paste, Cocaine, Weed Powder Mix(Mix of smaller buds crumbs and THC powder kief ground up).
The stealth here was top notch. It's the first time I've actually got to tick every single stealth box. Normally I'd worry a bit ordering from the Netherlands as it's considered a high risk country to order from. In this case though every possible base has been covered. There was also very simple extra decoy used that's new to me. Obviously I can't say what it is but the detail is there.
So I'll go through these one by one:
Silver Lemon Haze
Loved this. Smells a lot like lemons. Really sharp and tangy. Buds are uncompressed and frosty. Since I ordered a small amount the buds were pretty small. I'd imagine they'd be larger for bigger orders. The high was pretty strong. Made me feel slightly hyper personally. Loved the taste of it. Out of everything this was my favorite. Classic lemon haze at an amazing price of £8.11 a gram.
Speed Paste
Before I passed this onto a friend for review I made sure to dry it out. After about 20 minutes it dried out into a bright white powder. Filling my house with that characteristic cat piss smell. The original weight before drying was around 4g and it dried out to about 2.7g. So not too bad. My tester had a great time with it and assured me it's legit. They're still going through it. Using it to study apparently. So if you need this sort of thing it's legit.
Cocaine
I haven't taken any coke in a long time but I'm veeeerrry familiar with it if you get what I mean. So I did a quick bump of this to test it and yes it's good. Doesn't sting. Bit of facial numbness just from a tiny bit and a nice mental boost. Bright white with a nice pearlescent sheen. Flaky but a bit oily. Again solid product at around £50 a gram(personally I think this is good). I probably won't buy this myself as I'm not into that sort of thing anymore but yep this is in fact decent product. Normally coke is where you find the most bunk product but this is not the case here.
Weed Powder
So this is a new one to me. On the product page it says this is intended for budget smokers. The smell is sort of like weed? But again with a very acidic tang. Even more so than the weed. So I imagine that it's made from Lemon haze trim. To be honest I'm not super keen on the smell but hey ho. It has the consistency of ground up weed so I tested it out in a pipe and yes it does get you high. Stronger than I would expect but still pretty mild. I am not fond of the taste either. I might use something like this for cooking? Where the taste would be covered and the high would be magnified. To be honest out of everything I wasn't keen on this. It is cheap though so there's that. They sell it for £2.76 a gram. And it will get you high. But personally it's not my thing.
Overall it's an impressive selection here. Also The vendor threw in a prerolled cone joint also which was nice. I think because it was a big order. Again normally I would be reluctant to order from overseas but for the price and quality I would be very tempted to do so again. The stealth is as good as it's going to get in this case anyway. So if you're going to do it. I'd definitely consider this vendor.