:_( I need my drugs. Why you guys gotta do this? Is it because you have small dicks? Not getting laid? Is the frustration of being closeted homosexuals getting to you? Were you molested as a child? It's all okay. If it's the tiny dicks, it's alright. Some women don't mind it. If you're not getting laid, you can hire prostitutes. If you're secretly gay, that's okay too. It's 2015 and not a big deal anymore. If your uncle molested you then I'm sorry. It really helps to talk about it. I'm sure talking to a therapist would benefit you guys. Whatever your reasons are for the ddos attacks, it doesn't help to take it out on innocent people who have done you no harm. We just want to get our drugs safely. I implore you to please stop the attacks.
Tor summer of code project already solved this problem, you can now run multiple backend load servers for a single onion, problem is most admins too incompetent to use it.