Boofing alternatives

So I've been constipated from months of opiate use and haven't been able to shit in days. I have about 250 mg of heroin left that I want to boof but I don't think it will work kuz I'm packing fudge.

If I crush it all up. Make a funnel and funnel it into my pee hole will it be absorbed similar to boofing? I really need to get high as I am starting to withdrawl any help would be apprecheated. Has anyone tried this before


Comments


[9 Points] SloppyJoeLieberman:

I'm sorry but the day that I consider putting drugs in my dick hole is the day I accept that I need to get my shit together (pun mostly not intended.)


[7 Points] 90210BitchTits:

Was this troll even thought out at all? You can inject, smoke, and snort heroin buddy. Idk how old you are or what catholic school you go to but heroin generally does not go up ones' anus.


[3 Points] None:

Sounds like you should prob stop using if it has come to this lmao pathetic man


[2 Points] None:

This is why our Lord and Saviour created an enema.


[1 Points] Flexxin_finessin:

Update: worked surprisingly well. Might be my new ROA


[1 Points] RetroBoominOnDaTrack:

Just chug a bottle of some laxatives. If you still cant go pop some of the pills and then chug another bottle. That should do it