[Vendor Review]HumboldtFarms - Wax/bud/edibles.

Details
Vendor: [HumboldtFarms]
Market: [Evolution]
Product1: [14g Sour OG Crumble]
Product2: [7g California Orange Krush Outdoor]
Product3: [4x Rice Krispy Treat Edibles]
Shipped from: [USAW]
Shipped to: [USAE]
Required FE: [NO]
Vacuum Sealed: [YES]
Decoy: [NO]
Handwriting: [NO]
Rating
Communication: [10] / 10
Stealth: [5] / 10
Shipping time: [10] / 10
Price value: [10] / 10
P1 Aesthetics: [10] / 10
P2 Aesthetics: [7] / 10
P3 Aesthetics: [10] / 10
Weight: [10] / 10
P1 Quality: [10] / 10
P2 Quality: [8] / 10
P3 Quality: [4] / 10
Transaction: [10] / 10
Vendor: [6] / 10
TOTAL SCORE: [110] / 130

DISCLAIMER - I WILL BE UPDATING THIS REVIEW ONCE I HAVE GOTTEN A CHANCE TO FULLY AND THOROUGHLY TEST THE BUD AND EDIBLES.

That said, this will be a rather short review as there isn't much to tell that wasn't covered in my last review although there were some qualms with this order. Moving on, I placed my order Tuesday. It arrived today (Saturday). I believe my order was placed late into the day on Tuesday so it was actually shipped out on Wednesday despite being marked in shipping on Tuesday. No problem.

The package I received was your run-of-the-mill USPS priority box. When I opened the package I was very excited as the crumble I have been getting from him as been giving me the most insanely uplifting highs I have ever had in my life. I was borderline tripping at various times this week off of ONE dab (roughly the size of a mushed up, soggy rice grain). It was standard stealth...vacuum sealed bags inside of mylar, however, I was a little disappointed with the organization of the products. It seemed VERY rushed as the bag that contained my herb was OPEN and the baggie with the wax was half way stuck inside of it. I was pretty peeved at this and immediately began assuming the worst about my order (underweight, bunk product, etc.). Upon weighing everything out I receive 16.5 grams of wax and 9.2g of bud. Seeing that I had received 2.5g over in wax perked me up a bit but I was still pretty aggravated that when cutting into the first vacuum sealed bag I could immediately smell the bud. This was a big stealth no-no and made me reconsider my idea of buying bulk from him. I would advise others to make sure that when ordering bulk that your vendor doesn't do something like what happened here. I am positive this is operator error as I know HF has got to be a busy guy but this is an unacceptable breach of OPSEC.


Sour OG Crumble


The wax was exactly what I expected and ripped like a dream. Smooth, tasty, and potent. I am still waiting on the effects from the edible that I consumed roughly an hour ago but my tolerance is relatively high from regularly dabbing so I don't expect to be too rekt. I will be smoking AND vaping the bud once I get the opportunity to finish testing the edibles.


Rice Crispy Treats


Okay so I am currently feeling the effects of an entire rice crispy treat and I have got to say that I am pretty underwhelmed. These were advrtised as "HIGH IN THC!" but I can definitely say that is not the case with these. The effects are mild and relaxing. All of the pain in my back is gone which is a great relief but I have had MUCH more potent edibles in the past. These are probably the least mild edibles I have ever had and I am not quite sure if it's because the amount of concentrate that can fit into a rice crispy treat is small or the product that was used to make the concentrate just sucks. Either way, the edibles are okay but I don't really feel like I got the bang for my buck on these. Sucks because he actually asked me to do a review on his edibles about a week or so ago and I happily agreed to. This is honestly the first time I have been let down by a HumboldtFarm's product.


California Orange Krush


I am typing this as I vape. The bud honestly looks like what I paid for. It's pretty obvious that it is outdoor but don't let that deter you. The trim job may be kinda garbage but the smell and effects are very pleasant I took a couple rips outta my bong and the smoke was very smooth and the taste was very mellow. Nothing really stuck out in terms of flavor but I believe that's because I am used to dabbing/vaping. It has been coming on for a little bit now and it's definitely a pretty heady high. I feel a lot more focused in my thoughts then usual but so far it seems to be making me want to stare off into space forever more than anything. I haven't felt so up-in-my-head in a while now so it's pretty interesting. A very mild if any body high. My chest feels a bit elated but that's it. The taste from the vaporizer is incredible. It honestly tastes just like oranges. The smell was extremely citrusy but I didn't expect it to taste SO MUCH like oranges. I am having a hard time getting over it for whatever reason. Anyways, I have updated my scores and can honestly say that this is good bud for the money.


Pictures:

http://www.anony.ws/image/DP9H

http://www.anony.ws/image/DP9P

http://www.anony.ws/image/DP9Y

Sorry about the crappy phone pictures. It was the best I could do.

Edit 1: I am done waiting for the edible's effects to become any more prominent. Updating score and moving on to the herb.

Edit 2: I have finished updating the review and it is now in Cell final form.


Comments


[1 Points] None:

Good review. I would've been pissed if a vendor had a lack of stealth like that though. Bud doesn't look too bad.


[1 Points] Flounder2:

Humboldt sure is getting a lot of reviews lately after being called a scammer. Eventually, if he is scamming, someone will come up and say they will have been scammed. Time will tell, I guess. But for now I'm staying away from Humboldt farms until someone else is ignorant enough to order from him after everything against him, and then say he's been scammed... So he finally gets the boot and people start ignoring this shit.


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[1 Points] sourogcrumble:

All these downvotes because I reviewed HumboldtFarms? Apparently I am the one hiding the truth from people about HF being a dirty scammer. We will just act like the people downvoting this are doing it because my review sucked. /s

Get a clue guys.

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