I hear a kilo of uncut coke is around $2000-3000.
If you break it up into smaller chunks and mail them mylar sealed to drops in USA, I am positive they would make it through. I think with good enough stealth you could easily get a kilo to USA and resell for over 15x as much. You could stay in south america and watch tracking to make sure it got delivered, and if it got seized at customs you're not in USA, and they're not gonna go looking for you.
Has anyone done this? What are your thoughts on this?
Mail myself one of them hot ass Brazilian women with a big ole ass!!!!