It just so happens that someone who isn't SWIM obtained several vials of some the best bull semen. Uncut, undiluted, fresh and ready for your cow insemination. We are talking semen for meat cows, dairy cows, and any other cows you have. Top notch, only collected only from best bulls. Market price varies from $300 to $1500 [1], but with this special would be %50 less than that. Bulk orders available. A complementary The Cheesecake Factory gift card comes with EVERY order of semen.
EDIT: Discounts for every transaction made with multi-sig!
Sweet! Im almost out of bull semen.