Heya!! :) I'd like to introduce myself. My name is Lisa (DoctorLisa) I am a vendor on Alphabay for 2.5 months.
I was told by a few of my customers on Alphabay a few weeks ago, that someone made a false Reddit account impersonating me and convincing members to send him/her their bitcoins. I was not on Reddit at the time, and didn't feel the need to rectify myself because I thought people would be smart enough to know that's not me - but I was wrong, because dozens of members here naively fell for the rumor and started to blame the actual Vendor (me), instead of the imposter account who had no relationship to me :( So as I'm minding my own business on Alphabay and conducting my business, I'm completely unaware of the fact that I'm apparently a celebrity on Reddit :')
Although I do feel famous that I'm well-known enough to be impersonated, my condolences to anyone who was a victim to the imposer :( <3
Thank you so much to those of you who aren't a sucker for false rumors, and knew that the fake account /u/Doctor_Lisa and the DoctorLisa-Alphabay are unrelated :) <3 I truly appreciate the faith my customers have in me, so thank you for those those of you sweethearts that stuck up for me <33 I read some of the comments about people sticking up for me and I thought it was extremely cute and sweet :)
Proof: On my Alphabay vendor page, it states that this is indeed my account. http://imgur.com/a/FSEnd http://imgur.com/a/xK9tV
Answering some questions I read in other posts about the 'shill' reviews:
1) I apologize for the 2-3 sentence 'reviews' my customers post :( I will make it more clear to my customers as to what's expected from an official, detailed Vendor Review on this subforum. Believe me, the 2-3 sentence long 'reviews' without any formatting make me feel uneasy as well, lol.
2) Several other well-known and reputable vendors on this very subreddit (and other subreddits related to the DNM) offer extra product/compensation for posting Reddit Reviews. Most of you don't know this I assume because people were surprisingly shocked as if I'm the only one. I will not be mentioning any names because I respect other vendor's privacy and what they do so I'd prefer if you do know of anyone that does this also please keep it to yourself.
3) None of the Vendor Reviews posted about me are 'fake'. Yes, some are poorly worded and the customer used very little effort in writing it, but nonetheless, they are not fake. Every single review is posted by a unique person who has experience with an order from me. We do not honor anyone posting more than 1 review. We keep track of which customer posted what review so the same person isn't posting multiple times to get extra complimentaries multiple times. I agree, some customers could put a little more effort into their Vendor review but they are by no means 'fake', some are just poorly written.
4) None of my reviews are shills. I am not paying anyone to write us a significantly skewed review. I kindly ask my customers that if they enjoyed their experience with us, they are welcome to post a Vendor Review on Reddit if they so please, and as a complimentary gift for taking the time out of their day to write us a Review, i will add a few extras onto their order to thank them for their time and effort in doing so. None of my customers are skewing reviews or lying because 99.99% of them do have a satisfactory experience with me, so the extras aren't by any means influencing what they write, but simply just giving incentive to take the time to write the review.
Keep in mind that I would never ask anyone to send me bitcoins privately. And just in case this Reddit account ever gets hacked and convinces you to send him/her bitcoins, dont :)
Thank you for taking the time to read my post :)) Hope all of you have a great upcoming weekend, take care!!
Lisa
Edit: I am convinced that those who still have doubts and conspiracy theories against me even after this post have a level of paranoia so irrationally high, that nothing I say/prove/do can budge them. Rest assured I'm sure the reasonable, open-minded and unbiased members here have been convinced. My job here is done, I have to get back to running a busy business, goodbye!
Vendors have female names to drive up sales. This dude is a dude.