Has vending opened up doors that you wanted opened?

We all.know how we get connected. So many ways Through.a buddy. Coworker. Family. I just started vending and im wondering the craziest thing that has been offered on barter/trade. Proposition/proposal, Or even upgrade n got a solid street hook for life.
Im really hoping i come across a coke lord that would help me monopolize my area. I didit get a xmas last year or Bday Igotta be rackin up karma by now sheesh


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[20 Points] pickleman4life:

I was bringing a bunch of coke to a guy. When I say a bunch I mean I had to put the seats down in my hatchback to fit it all in. So I show up at the location and the guy says he doesn't have the money. I'm a pretty forgiving guy, but this is just not ok. I'm driving around with a car with a back end sagging like it's being driven by a horny Baghdad virgin, and this fucker doesn't have any money.

As I'm getting my gone out of my belt, this guys like "whoa whoa man. It don't have to be like that. I can hook you up." So he takes me behind his little house, and he's got this baby giraffe. Like a real live baby giraffe. I don't know how much a baby giraffe costs, but I'm pretty sure it's less than a hatchback full of coke does. But with its big ol eyes starring at me, I just couldn't leave it there chained to the handrails of an empty pool.

So I take the deal, walk the giraffe back to my place and go back to get my car later. Overtime I got real attached to it, you know. But it just got bigger and bigger. I had start pushing more and more coke just to buy all the fancy hay I was feeding it. I wasn't going to settle for crappy hay when it came to feeding Fishscale.

But one day I went to visit him where I had him chained up in the woods while I was tripping on acid. Have you ever been with a pet giraffe while on acid? I doubt you have, but it's pretty awesome. But this time it was different. I was just there to play with him a bit and stare at the patterns all over him, but I couldn't get over the feeling of sadness and guilt I felt looking in his eyes. It was that same look I saw all those months earlier. I realized that I loved him, but it was time to be an adult and do what was best for him, and let him go.

So I shipped him back to Africa. I spent the whole night before bawling my eyes out hugging on to his leg, but I knew it was the right thing to do. Only problem is it costs a lot of money to ship a giraffe to Africa. Like, holy fuck. And that's why I sell fent as heroin on the darknet. To pay off all that credit card debt. Because sometimes, when you're an adult, you have to do the right thing, even if you don't want to.


[11 Points] 323023D:

Yes and no. Been vending since SR1. Went from borderline depressed, suicidal and in financial ruins to making €60-€80k/yr with very little effort or risk. I went from living in my parents garage and selling dirt weed with a shitty €30 vac machine (It was so bad that I had to suck out the air with a straw before sealing it). To working my way up all the way to some of the biggest volume pushers in my city, old people in their 50-60's who have been doing this for decades. It feels good to be respected by people like that. I could get fronted €10-€20k in product today and not get a call from them for an entire month.

But I live a shadow life. I am currently sitting in an apartment that is registered on a fake name, paid in cash, it's not cheap either. I have very little contact to my friends because they get suspicious about even the smallest €300-€500 expense I make. I feel so out of touch with them that it makes me sad. They are stuck in their dead end jobs, and I have to pretend that I know what they're talking about. I can't have a girlfriend, I can't invite my family over. I am living so low key that I could probably be mistaken as a bum. After living pretty lavish in the first years of vending I have stopped spending most of my earnings and am just saving up money, for what? I have no plan yet.

Is it worth it? I would say yeah, because I would have probably blown my brains out if I had to work a 9-5 or live off well fare. Has it opened doors? Yes, but the drug world, as a nerd, geek and social inept introvert it really isn't a good place to be. I could probably write a 5 part memoir about my experiences, the stories I have heard, the issues I have dealt with. Sometimes I feel that my life is stranger than fiction. The only positive door it has opened is the one of financial Independence, but non of that will be worth it if I ever get caught.


[1 Points] None:

i've had hoes try to trade for pussy, but i never trick my money. I do trade them for ebt tho lol. Nothing like getting groceries delivered to me for a 1/4 of what I would have paid anyway


[1 Points] None:

The FBI has opened more doors than I wanted, yes.


[1 Points] ravendarkh0lme:

Meh, you can't tell anyone what you do and 90% of your life is spent in secrecy. But I love traveling and having nice things.