let's say i wanted to live totally anxiety free, so even if i had no real reason to suspect LE was after me, they could kick down my door and ransack my house and find nothing. where could i hide my stash so that it was retrievable but unfindable?
some examples:
- dig a hole, wrap in many layers of bags, bury, away from house (pretty conspicuous if anyone sees you in the act, also a bitch to retrieve if you ever want to actually use them)
- my workplace (not my house but i'm guessing they could easily search there too, also other people might find it)
- in a public place, like jammed in some sort of crevice
- maybe like a sewage tunnel if you could locate one?
- surgically implant it in a stray dog and put a gps tracker in the dog so you can retrieve it
does anyone else have any clever spots i could try?
How about you create a secret compartment inside your anal cavity?