Bust out your tinfoil hats and let's gather together to post all of the crazy conspiracy theories and alarm ringing FUD that we possibly can!
Tinfoil Hat Tuesday!
Bust out your tinfoil hats and let's gather together to post all of the crazy conspiracy theories and alarm ringing FUD that we possibly can!
[14 Points] octomarvel:
[6 Points] Doguments:
My mom knows I was high at Thanksgiving and gave me extra stuffing because she loves me. Sounds crazy, but it's true, I'm tellin ya!
[6 Points] 25c-nb:
Aliens live at the bottom of the ocean and just really dont like us so they never visit.
[3 Points] None:
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[2 Points] FrozenMCVegetableCok:
The current USPS delay for packages shipped last week is due to some bullshit DHS "imminent terrorist plot involving the U.S. Mail" due to that whack ass abortion clinic shooter from Colorado. They're using the threat of anti abortion mail bombs to violate your rights regarding illegal searches. All of us waiting on a pack will get busted as soon as they can make up enough parallel construction to cover up the fact they did a mass set of warrantless searches.
People keep throwing shade at Fedex because they help deliver USPS mail with contracted cargo space on their air fleet. Haven't seen anyone else mention even first class letters are being held up in some cases. Delta airlines also handles package cargo for USPS and they haven't had any issues with delays yet the mail is still late?
Second day in a row that the mail carrier has not bothered to even deliver mail to the block of boxes. Yesterday and today they only dropped Amazon shit at the office then bailed (Amazon delivers right to the local processing center bypassing USPS for the most part).
[1 Points] None:
TGUK, bv, gg, jor, same person. He shills against himself and makes himself look like an ass on occasion because people will run to the competition....himself.
[1 Points] None:
Miley cyrus and Justin bieber are the same person. And a girl. Totally a girl.
IN THE FUTURE
Postal stealth will consist of vendors packaging your drugs with blindfolds on.
Telephones will become smellephones and saying fuck you would be as simple as farting into the phone.
Women will be looking to get married to postmen more than lawyers n doctors for obvious reasons.
A market called "Woodstock" will be the first legal, fully government taxed DNM.
Star Trek & Star Wars franchises merge to make heroes such as captain James t skywalker and Spock the hutt. It will be called wartrek.
The antichrist will work for LE.
i am negrodamus
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