Just got 1000 xanax bars and sent them back

I just received 1000 xanax bars that were sent to my dorm room. Unfortunately after I counted them up I discovered I was 200 short. I explicitly explained to the vendor that I'm an all or nothing type nigger and he said it was not an issue.

So I threw the xanax bars in a manila envelope and sent it back to him using the return label on the package, which was overseas. I also left a very scathing letter for the vendor to receive when he opens the package. And if he ever wants to fight he can come find me using the return address I put on the package.

I have also disputed.


Comments


[38 Points] sixtynine_fourtwenty:

sent it back to him

using the return label on the package

uh

One of these; either way, I agree you're definitely

an all or nothing type nigger

ETA: This time my money is on d) but maybe, on a good day, I might've gone for b). c) is unlikely because, let's be real, god seems to love the dumb.


[26 Points] AlpacaSean801:

lol I hope you know that return address is probably nowhere near the vendor, your out of you pack, and why you ordering 1000 bars overseas you dumb fuck?

EDIT: CLEAN YOU FUCKING HOUSE


[16 Points] The5thLoko:

Right On.


[14 Points] chef234:

You fucking idiot you just burned your own drop, possibly expect a knock.


[13 Points] kookieless:

If the dispute doesn’t work out for you, you can give the return address to our certified hitman /u/forlol_serious .


[7 Points] TheHappyTaquito:

This has every sign that it’s a joke 😂😂😂 if it isn’t a joke then what have you done


[6 Points] Al1ce1nunderland:

Good boi


[6 Points] Just4theDrama:

So you recieved 800 not 1k. If that really happened, - I can’t imagine someone to be so a dump fuck, you lined up to be the idiot of the month. Probably you re still an idiot but more an „I am Bored let’s troll the dnms sub” kind of idiot


[4 Points] trapstar873:

I give this shit post a c- at best


[5 Points] ShillyMadison:

Lol @ everyone falling for the troll...


[4 Points] BetTheYacht:

I'm going to choose "Things that didn't happen" for 800 Alex


[4 Points] ChewySpell:

Bartards ruin everything


[3 Points] Wizard59:

If he ever wants to come and fight me. Loool your a fucking idiot.


[3 Points] infectedLysergic:

bold move cotton


[3 Points] awvm:

what a good post


[2 Points] Blacktoll:

You should have sprayed on the envelope when he received it and smelled it, he would know you're dominant.


[3 Points] bashy_bashy:

Vendors always use fake a return address. You just sent 800 Xanax bars to a random household with your own goddamn address on it. Clean your house NOW.


[3 Points] CodeineKings:

you put your dorm address as the return address? I think im gonna die laughing.

this is possibly one of the dumbest things i've ever seen


[3 Points] ExpensiveVariation:

I'm assuming you meant to say nigga but for some "WEIRD" reason it corrected it er


[2 Points] Domestic-Xanax:

Tip of advice ask the community what they think you should do in the situation BEFORE sending them back and choose what ever option/opinion members contributed that makes you feel comfortable... Don't forget its an overseas pack customs is gonna be on it to maybe


[2 Points] Domestic-Xanax:

sorry for all the post but read the OP's post history seems like a gamer trolling never posted in any dnm subs


[2 Points] Babilisss:

Wow... You know no vendor will ever use a real return address on a package right? They wouldn't be around for more than a few weeks if they did.

I hope you are trolling?

The normal thing to do would be to keep the bars, explain the issue and ask for the remaining 200? No normal person would send them back with their money in escrow or with the vendor.

No chance of seeing your money or your drugs again, and probably gonna find LE knocking on your door soon.

Good luck


[2 Points] Yurgadrugig:

troll post


[2 Points] stonedbuyer01:

Damn nigga this how you handle biz. Fuck that next bag of weed I get comes slightly dry. I'm smoking it first and sending shit back with a bud to the return address :/


[2 Points] ImissBMRandAgora:

Are we now this starved for attention?


[2 Points] Jakey_Roo:

Honestly what type of response did you think this post was going to get?


[1 Points] Domestic-Xanax:

That's a good one! I hope you wipe your prints?


[1 Points] rojopantelones:

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[1 Points] dnm_throwaway8i:

Why didn’t u just keep them and ask for 200 more


[1 Points] Trip-Trooper:

you should have take one of dem to calm down br0. sounds like you are an angry niggah


[1 Points] CookiesSF:

Another daily bartard post.


[1 Points] jubei2020:

Does anyone know whats going on with Xanaxring?


[1 Points] AuntBell1234:

upvote so we can link the future article "UMASS student arrested after sending Xanax overseas to I. Lika D’ick.”


[1 Points] Intergalactic_Reborn:

Wow a genius before us.


[1 Points] KeepMeAFewDollars:

I actually enjoyed reading the story even if it's fiction