Sobering Up Sunday!

Now that you're sobering up from your DNM-fueled weekend, come tell us about your hijinks! A mod will give their favorite story each week a month of Reddit gold and a little something else which is a surprise! Winners may not disclose the surprise or they'll have it taken back. Curious what it is? You'll have to win to find out.


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[15 Points] GotMeSomeAlpandMDMA:

Fuck YOU automod. I'm as drunk as I'll ever be. My boys back in town so week gon have a week long bender fuck you. Lots of weed, alcohol, benzos, and bitches.

I'm sorry for the harsh words automod I love you.


[8 Points] Thriz_whistle:

Oh man, I went on my favorite type of bender last night. First, I took a bunch of xanax. Then, I ate a ton of red beets. This morning I thought I was pissing blood because I had forgotten about the beets!


[6 Points] technicalextacy:

Thank God Christmas falls on a Sunday this year! We kill two birds with one stone Sunday and Christmas are both two days we can't receive mail I f****** hate days we can't receive mail!!


[5 Points] simplemindedslut:

Why we gotta sober up on Sunday? What's so special about Sunday? Maybe I don't want to sober up. Have you even thought about that? Huh, automod? Maybe I can't deal with life being sober. Maybe I don't have the proper outlets for dealing with my problems, and i can only do stuff being messed up. FML. Lol


[3 Points] junkiebychoice:

Just popped my last Zopiclone and washed it down with clonazepam laced bordeaux. Bud's also gone. But some major u4 shipment will arrive tomorrow with some fent and Speed. And some trips I guess - so fuck sobering up big time. Who needs that anyways?


[3 Points] DiaperDankFrank11:

Rolled nice at a great concert last night. Followed by blowing some oxy. Ah how nice.


[1 Points] Spicy_Tripp:

I got so wasted from my chocolate Elf party Friday I'm still coming down today. Hope I make it to work tomorrow. FML :-P


[1 Points] Flakes2011:

Automod I dedicate this fat line of H to you for telling us how to live our lives!!


[1 Points] BILLBALLSACH:

Decided to take an eighth of shrooms with 2 shots of lemon juice last night. If you havent tried this combo... HOLY FUCKING SHIT... Let me tell you it felt like I took double that. The come up was acomppanied by a bit of nausea, which I ususally NEVER get, at this point I knew I was in for a bit more than I had planned.

Anyway, I was attempting to install TAILS on my burner laptop (lol) while I waited for the effects to kick in. About an hour into the trip, I was starting to have a very hard time reading the instructions. It got to a point where I was just staring at the screen because the words were becoming very foreign to me. It made absolutley no sense. Then I noticed my entire screen of the wihte TAILS instruction page became filled with dancing fractals and patterns in synch with the music I was listening to (Post Malones new mixtape- Stoney). Since I had become lost in what I was doing, I decided it was time to relax and schmoke a bowl. This is where things got interesting...

I was vibin to my music... hard. My visual field was complelty covered in fractals, colors, vibrations, all in perfect synch to the music. I was starting to get a bit hungry and remebered I had a pack of those snickers christmas trees, which sounded delicous. I opened the wrapper and took a bite. Immediatley after the first bite, I was in pure nirvana. This snickers was unlike any Ive ever had. The choclatley, ooey gooey goodness coated my taste buds in perfect harmony. I soon realized I was in a state of TOTAL EUPHORIA. I was enveloped in waves a euphoria, rushing through my body. It was like a constant orgasm making me tingle all over. All I could do was smile. I smiled so hard my cheeks were becoming exhausted. It was like my first time rolling x100.

About 2 hours or so in I took a hit of nitrous. Now I dont really remeber what happened after that, but I know I was no longer in this physical world. It was almost as if I was shot through space. Ive never done dmt, but from what Ive heard, this seems to be pretty close to what I experienced.

Not enough balls in this world to describe how hard I tripped. If you havent tried shrooms with lemon juice, I highly reccomend. PEACE


[1 Points] ayeblinkin33:

Never!!! 😀


[1 Points] None:

I did a little blow at work last night, then came home to find two packs had come in the mail. So now, Im rolling. Def not sober.


[1 Points] Domestick:

50g 2C-B dropped yesterday. Going to test it out in a bit. "Quality control" as they call it. Perhaps I will wait until midnight and honor this Sobering Up Sunday! thing. 10 minutes is the very definition of self-control.


[1 Points] None:

jesus christ, I just saw this and thought it was still sunday and I couldn't figure out why everyone in the house was acting all monday like.