[Vendor Review] So I Got Some Meth...

Disclaimer: I know Joog has a few reviews, he didn't ask me to do this, I didn't tell him I was going to do this, but I really just had to share my experience. It's kinda fucking insane, but also quite benign, but I'll get to that. So skip to the bottom if you don't care about the review/trip report cuz it's just...I had to fucking get this off my chest and this is basically my only outlet.

PS: This post is long as fuck, as you probably expected.

Review

DETAILED CHECKBOX
Vendor Name/Marketplace: Methjoog/Hansa
Product/s reviewed: 1g FIREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MATH Meth
International?: Domestic US
Vendor requires FE?: Nope, multisig on Hansa, offers discount for FE on AlphaBay tho
Price before shipping: $55.00
Shipping cost: $0.00 (built into product price)
Customer Service: pick one below with an "x" like this: [x]
[X]+5 Superb: Polite, prompt, ensures satisfaction
[ ]+4 Good: Professional, exhibits customer care
[ ]+3 Satisfactory: Adequate responses, resolved issue
[ ]+2 Marginal: Subpar communication, partial resolution
[ ]+1 Bad: Poor communication, no resolution
[ ]+0 Awful: Abusive responses, no resolution
Product Quality: pick one below
[X]+5 Highest purity - highly potent - Disclaimer: First time with the devil, so this is totally unreliable
[ ]+4 Mostly pure - potent
[ ]+3 Minor cut or impurity - strong
[ ]+2 Cut and/or impure - medium to weak
[ ]+1 Almost entirely cut - very weak
[ ]+0 Possibly bunk - no effect
Processing Speed: pick one below
[X]+5 Processed & marked shipped in 24hrs
[ ]+4 Processed & marked shipped in 48 hrs
[ ]+3 Processed & marked shipped in 72 hrs
[ ]+2 Package is late
[ ]+1 Package is very late
[ ]+0 Never received package
Price Value: pick one below
[ ]+5 Excellent - great value & low cost
[X]+4 Moderate - worthy value & fair cost
[ ]+3 At-market - neither good nor bad
[ ]+2 Below-market - so-so value, high cost
[ ]+1 Exorbitant - low value, excessive cost
[ ]+0 Rip-off - little-to-no value, unjustified cost
Stealth & OpSec: check all that apply
[X]+1 Vacuum-sealed
[X]+1 Mylar/non-porous container
[X]+1 Decoy/misdirection
[X]+1 Low package profile
[X]+1 Good OpSec/PGP
TOTAL: (24x4 for 96%)

As u/Meth_9000 or u/RIP_Meth_9000 would say:

I don't give 100's

I could be making that quote up though, anyways:


Vendor Notes

Joog is the real deal. Dude knows exactly what he is doing, he's very careful, meticulous, and smart. He'll let you know when he's got your pack ready, and just takes care of you, no questions ask.

For me personally, we had an issue with my shipping address, it got cleared up (caused my pack to be "late" because I didn't check my messages for like 5 days). I just shot Joog a message back and he was real cool about it and got my shit on its way. It was refreshing to know that he took the time to make the transaction as safe and secure as possible for both me and him.


Product Notes/Trip Report

First time with this shit. Probably made a mistake, ya'll will probably agree. But hey, the idea was to study with it and well we know how that turns out, but fortunately no crazy masturbation & porn sessions.

I dropped ~25mg today to study and ended up chatting with a buddy of mine (we're relatively new acquaintances) for like 4 hours and it was actually a great conversation. We really delved into each other's lives and backgrounds and really connected. That doesn't usually happen for me, and if anything positive can be taken away from meth, it's that it shows me how I can be self-confident and unabashedly fearless.

Ended up redosing with a ~10mg bump and hit the gym for some basketball, which was questionable for my heart, but hey yolo, I fucking killed it out there. Until I ran out of physical energy cuz I needed food lmao.

Railed ~5mg bump and hung out with a couple of my new buddies and got some pizza for dinner - fucking wonderful. Then we chilled and hit up a party (I'm a grad student) and it was actually pretty awesome. I just chilled and talked with a few dudes I knew and ended up making some dope new friends haha.

Now I'm writing this after taking ~25mg cuz I know I'm gonna be up all night so I might as well be productive. Although 3 years from now I'm probably gonna shake my head in disappointment at past NOTPCBRO69's self.

Comparison to Amphetamine

I can see the potential for abuse with meth now. I used adderall/vyvanse quite a bit in my undergrad days and meth is similar but quite different. With adderall/vyvanse I get this drive, if you will, to get shit done. Now, meth I have that drive, but it's almost more rewarding to converse with someone or experience life with someone, rather than reading a textbook or computing math problems. I can sit down and study, but it doesn't feel as rewarding as it would on adderall or vyvanse. As for the euphoric rush and such, I mean it's good, but it's not like omg the best thing ever - note I only did oral and insufflated ROAs and I will not do anything but that.

I must say though, that the high is much cleaner/comfortable than that of adderall or vyvanse, which probably reinforces the recreational potential for meth over adderall/vyvanse. It's definitely much less anxiety and stress and much more just confident, awake, and driven. I feel happy, but not in a forced way - compared to MDMA "forcing" one to feel happy. The only issue is the sleep. Taking it too late will fuck up sleep, thus why I took another dose so I could just work through the night rather than lay in bed attempting to sleep, or look at my textbook attempting to study. However, I feel more compelled to redose when I do adderall (especially IRs) rather than meth. I know I'm on a slipperly slope here, but I would argue that amphetamine is much more addictive than meth, however, I'm only taking =<25mg doses orally and not ripping a pipe filled with 100mg. Anyways, I digress.


FUCKED UP STORY(kinda)

Preface

About 3 weeks ago I placed an order with another vendor for a sample of meth which I got jerked around with until he finally cancelled the order. He didn't tell me why and lead me on to believe he had shipped it when I still had nothing come in.

Story Time

Note: This happened day of receiving pack.

So I mentioned I was at the gym shooting hoops and ballin on all them haters right? Well I'm leaving the gym just shooting the shit with my bball bro having a grand time. Hop in my car to drive home, call my dad cuz hey I need to connect with pops. I get a block away from my residence and boom, there's 2 cop cars outside my building. Lights flashing and everything.

So now you're probably thinking..."WTF NOTPCBRO69, aren't you in jail?" and if you're not thinking that well then you're probably most people.

BUT, I zoom away and take some backroads to try and keep low. Like I know meth has the classic paranoia and shit, but this was (in my humble opinion) like actual, legitimate paranoia. The cop cars just sitting outside my building, no car pulled over or anything and I'm thinking "fuck I have to skip town or go to jail, I have to ditch my car, I AM FUUUUUCKED". And remember, this whole time I'm trying to maintain a phone call with my fucking parents. I'm about to have my heart fly out of my chest at the fear of multiple years in prison and my mom and dad are asking if I enjoyed my mom's cooking. Like fuck man.

So I lay low for about an hour, park about a block away and the cop cars are gone. I'm finally starting to relax, but the meth isn't helping, it's making me feel edgy. And I'm thinking that these cops are staking my place out, maybe they intercepted the first vendor's pack, he didn't want to deal with a reship, and they let this last one come in so they could finally nab me. This was just such a stressful experience.

But then I started thinking logically:

  1. Why would the cops leave their lights on if they wanted to catch me?
  2. When I drove past the cops in my car they did nothing.
  3. Joog's stealth was the second best I've ever seen, no way they caught that.
  4. If the pack had no issues, I haven't told anyone I have the goods then how could they know I got a stash?

So now I'm here, feeling good, and not too stressed lmao. Anyways I hoped you enjoyed the read, and as a bonus:


PIC(S)

God Damnit Meth


CONCLUSION

This is the beginning of the end. Also, note that when I weighed it on the scale there was still some crystals left in the baggie.


Comments


[3 Points] ForLol_Serious:

He shorted u 0.014


[1 Points] None:

Glad you had a good time on it bro , story made me chuckle. Also the cops with lights on indicate they are responding to a crime in progress right now , could be domestic etc so do not worry at all !


[1 Points] None:

cool story bro


[1 Points] Scooba_Steve_12:

I disagree. Methamphetamines motive me just as much as much. A cleaner high for sure. I mean taking amphets from like SSB is good, but I can't piss sometimes and my balls hurt if I get an erection and don't masterbate. The norepinephrine kicks my ass sometimes. The only true thing to worry about with meth is sleep at night. Don't take past noon and you will be good. don't dose over 100mg at once either unless you really experienced. I dosed 250mg once and I'd say it was a borderline OD. I felt fine that evening though haha. Talk about a productive day too... yeah it was great.


[1 Points] FuckTheJakes:

Meth reviews are always the best.


[1 Points] bamalinger:

Respect the drug.