Moronic Monday - it's your weekly stupid questions thread!

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Comments


[20 Points] durgsrbad:

Can we buy drugs yet?


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[5 Points] MeinKampfy:

Ok I have my PGP set up and my key on my profile page and my vendors key saved. Do I send the vendor an encrypted email saying "hey it's SiliconDioxide420 I just bought a 2 pound bag of sand my address is 123 gulf of mexico usa"

Basically I just want to know what happens after I hit buy.


[4 Points] None:

how can i cancel an order on agora? i placed the order 3 or 4 days ago and the status is still marked "pending". the vendor hadn't logged in for several days but logged in last night but the order is still pending.


[4 Points] E--E:

Is there anyone who sells WolframAlpha pro accounts/access?


[3 Points] m4uer:

Why is it so hush-hush to talk about vendors' stealth methods? Is it like a business secret? Also, if anyone thinks it's not, would they care to explain some good methods or link to some info? (Mainly curious about how to stealth weed). Thanks :-)


[3 Points] BubbaBass:

Is Agora down? I keep getting cant connect message, but that may be because of the public wifi.. hm.


[4 Points] anycent:

Can i buy foreign passports/fake citizenship?


[4 Points] PaxMainter:

Who's got the best sand hookup? Looking for more grain over gram if ya know what I mean


[3 Points] Xianglian:

Whats the best market or vendor for domestic US trades of psychedelics?


[3 Points] loverofcows:

Who is the best vendor (in your opinion) on Agora/ Evo with real LSD25?


[2 Points] ShortkneePanda:

I know this is a Moronic question, so here goes. Which market/markets got compromised? What happened? When do you think it's "safe" to order again? I haven't ordered yet but I was going to in a couple days. I would certainly be willing to wait longer though if that is what you guys suggest. Love this thread every week, I've learned so much! Thanks guys (and gals)!


[2 Points] AnaloguePrologue:

Are accounts for online services like Spotify bought from DNMs safe to use with clearnet IP?


[2 Points] deathmarc:

Could someone (simply) explain how a multi sig market is safer then an escrow one? Like if I have the funds in the 3rd party wallet, and the market (3rd party) gets shut down, how will I communicate with the vendor?


[2 Points] None:

I'm trying to get settled on TMG and I made an account, I can see vendor reviews and my messages with the directory all that. I understand that it doesn't really work like a marketplace, but how do I know what the vendors have? Is the directory just the entire list of vendors you can message?

Since I'm really only interested in small amounts of psychs is this a good place for me to go or is there a better one? Preferably not Agora I've tried to register a few times today and it said it wasn't excepting new members. I know this is a normal thing but is it actually not excepting new members? Am I doing something really stupidly wrong?


[2 Points] tobyghee:

Sounds stupid but when does BlueViking get back?


[2 Points] None:

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[2 Points] Sir_Dickss_A_Lot:

Is it safe to connect bank account to coinbase if you tumble?


[2 Points] loverofcows:

How long does bitcoin take to transfer from a bank account to a coinbase wallet?


[2 Points] None:

Who would any of you recommend for my first wax/shatter purchase? I want someone with good stealth and since practically everyone is requiring FE now because of the seizures I need reliability.


[2 Points] Oktomom:

where is HoS and is it safe to buy from Alpaca.

Bought a well known DarkNetMarket from Bungee54 today.Legit?

Best seller for sand?(from the beach yay!)


[2 Points] mattgil1:

Is it safe to order a Q of weed to a uni? I've had no trouble with eighths and I'm sure a Q is not any more obvious but I was wondering if any of you guys have had any successful shipments.


[1 Points] grabooty:

Ordered sum flowers off da dnms to a house that's for sale and used a fake name with it... How big are my chances of not receiving the package(undeliverable as addressed)?? I took out the for sale signs at the house so it just seems like a regular house and from what I've seen, USPS does not require a signature


[1 Points] loverofcows:

So I got the hang of PGP, but when I posted an encrypted message in the message box to send to someone on agora, it changed the format of the encryption sort of like it does here on Reddit, added a lot of spacing between lines etc. Is that an issue or not, and if so how can I fix it?


[1 Points] BrokenSky1113:

I've been lurking in this sub for a week now. I think I'm finally getting close to set up to purchase. I am a mac user with 1,500$ to spend I've created an agora account I've downloaded GPG tools and created a key. I've posted the public portion of the key in my agora account I have practiced encrypting and decrypting keys I've downloaded Armory as my bitcoin wallet, and then downloaded bitcoin-qt to make it work (I am still waiting on it to download the entire block chain.) Once I have a wallet that is online, I'm going to use bitquick to purchase bitcoins. I think that should be it right? I'm not going to tumble the bitcoins or worry about TAILS at this point. If things go well I'll worry about that later Questions

1# Am I ready to go? Anything else I should do before I buy?

2# Is bitquick the quickest option? I live in bumfuck nowhere and I don't wish to western union some stranger money, so localbitcoins isn't really an option. I'm ready go, so as soon as this blockchian downloads

3# Am I going to have any hassle transfering bitcoins from my armory wallet to my agora wallet?


[1 Points] None:

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[1 Points] RubxCuban:

What does FUD stand for?? I've been able to infer it in context but I haven't a clue what its an anagram for.


[1 Points] clowncar421:

Can buyers who didn't tumble coins for silkroad transactions in the past be targeted by LE for their past purchases? (Assuming coins were purchased on clearnet, via bank account or credit card on an exchange)


[1 Points] Trappy_Pandora:

Does it count as a smoke break if I was already going to smoke?


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[1 Points] None:

Placed my first order a week ago and it shipped on Friday. I just noticed it says "Time to auto finalize: 7 days. Does that mean 7 days from now or 7 days from when I ordered? I understand sending a message will extend the time to auto finalize but I don't want to bug them if it's 7 days from today as I'm pretty sure I'll get it by then.

Also, I have a tracking number but does checking it mean that I lose all my deniability about the content of the package? I know I'm not supposed to check the tracking number in Tor.


[1 Points] NiggaWantNiggaSteal:

Agora still good to use????

Also how difficult is the "two person drug whatever" thing and how does it work again? The one with no "person who holds your money?" I spent a long time trying it when it was brand new and got frustrated and gave up.

Also, I have found someone on agora that I want to buy "pay by the price" drugs from (he has access to tons of obscure pharmas, apparently), but I don't get how it works. It looks like the drugs are still set at one price and the only shipping price choices are "national" and "worldwide." So how do I pay him by how much I want to get?


[1 Points] sushiisafriend:

does anyone have any info on the aus agora vendor gogoz? is he reliable and are his products good?


[1 Points] None:

Why are the seized markets on the wall of shame? If the sites are now non-operational, then why list them at all. If I surmise correctly, most of the markets on the Wall fucked up somehow, either the vendors or admins.


[1 Points] wearespooners:

How does darknet work? (to someone who has no idea what it is)


[0 Points] None:

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