Landedgypsie's 'speedball' sampler review

So the opportunity to try Landedgypsie's DNM renoun Afghan #4 without pawning off my internal organs to a shadowy underground syndicate, and with a cocaine kicker to boot! I was beyond excited at the prospect of IV'ing that sweet, sweet nectar into my neck and briefly inhabiting my own little corner of heaven. So with the posting of the sample listing on Alphabay, I knew my time had come. I briefly entered an email exchange with LG's people and set about ordering my sample of Afghan #4 and High Heat Cocaine by sending the requisite shipping fee ($6 CDN).

And I waited. I submitted my order on Sunday evening and in 5 business days, my pack landed, one province to the right, early on a Friday afternoon. Canada Post really is for shit, I've had packs from Ontario arrive in two days. Anyways, what matters is it arrived. Stealth was reasonable for such a small volume. When Vladdy's pack landed, the flap on the envelope was open, so I appreciate the care taken to ensure the glue on my package was activated, thanks for the spit. Anyways, once I found something sharp to get through the childproof exterior, I was greeted with two clearly labeled, vacuum sealed bags. Each were a point, according to what was written on the exterior.

I figured that due to the reputation LG's dope had, I should do a test shot as I was using alone. It wasn't necessary. The dope was good, better than average, but due to most shit being fentanyl cut nowadays, regular dope has a hard time standing out on its own. I have a tolerance, but was still impressed with the test shot. I didn't feel the coke at all though. So I decided to go for broke and mix up what was left from both bags and hope that did the trick. Once again though, I was completely underwhelmed. Despite the heavy smell of solvents emanating from the sleeve of coke, it didn't even register a taste in the back of my throat. I love a good dose of IV cocaine, which is nearly impossible to find in retail quantities around here, as the cut they use renders it insoluable in water. The heroin did its job, despite the meager quantity. It mixed up with zero heat input, as true #4 should, so that was refreshing. I will be ordering Landedgypsie's #4 again, when finances permit, but for your cocaine dollar, Goodfellers should be your go to, their blow had my head spinning, skip their heroin though, utter crap.

All in all, the speedball I was looking forward to was a disappointment. Five days of bird dogging the mail lady, for nothing. Considering what I paid though, I was happy to finally get a taste of that sweet, sweet Afghan #4, I definitely recommend any heroin aficionado give it a go and if money permits, get a quantity you can savor, the sample is kind of a tease, but satisfied my curiosity, being as broke as I currently am.


Comments


[2 Points] hhayn:

I know what you mean about the the solubility issue. But I always thought it was something they add to the coke to make it so soluble not the other way around.


[1 Points] Jejjss:

Thanks for the review, is their sample stilll up? I can't login RN and wanna know if I missed out or not