[Vendor Review] Cali_kush(Agora) - Alpha PHP, 2g

Vendor Name/Marketplace:| Cali_Kush/Agora Product/s reviewed:| 2g Alpha PHP, new batch International?:| I have no idea? Vendor requires FE?:| No Price before shipping:| 40$ Shipping cost:| 6$, maybe 7$ | Customer Service:| [x]+5|Superb: Polite, prompt, ensures satisfaction [ ]+4|Good: Professional, exhibits customer care [ ]+3|Satisfactory: Adequate responses, resolved issue [ ]+2|Marginal: Subpar communication, partial resolution [ ]+1|Bad: Poor communication, no resolution [ ]+0|Awful: Abusive responses, no resolution | Product Quality:| [x]+5|Highest purity - highly potent [ ]+4|Mostly pure - potent [ ]+3|Minor cut or impurity - strong [ ]+2|Cut and/or impure - medium to weak [ ]+1|Almost entirely cut - very weak [ ]+0|Possibly bunk - no effect | Processing Speed:| [ ]+5|Processed & marked shipped in 24hrs [x]+4|Processed & marked shipped in 48 hrs [ ]+3|Processed & marked shipped in 72 hrs [ ]+2|Package is late [ ]+1|Package is very late [ ]+0|Never received package | Price Value:| [x]+5|Excellent - great value & low cost [ ]+4|Moderate - worthy value & fair cost [ ]+3|At-market - neither good nor bad [ ]+2|Below-market - so-so value, high cost [ ]+1|Exorbitant - low value, excessive cost [ ]+0|Rip-off - little-to-no value, unjustified cost | | Stealth & OpSec:| [x]+1|Vacuum-sealed [x]+1|Mylar/non-porous container [x]+1|Decoy/misdirection [x]+1|Low package profile [x]+1|Good OpSec/PGP | | | TOTAL:| 96%

Sorry if there is anything I missed, this is my first review.

I love this vendor for A-PHP. They have better prices then most clearnet vendors, which I have paid anywhere from 30$-40$ a gram! Placed my order Wednesday night, shipped out Friday and received today. No communication needed, although I've tried to make convo with them and got no response. Stealth is on point, even though it's legal here in the States( please correct me if I'm wrong). Product came in its little baggy, with a label saying what it is. Yes it actually says "A-PHP Not For Human Consumption." Vacuumed sealed and a MBB.

Now on to juicy part, the product itself. I've tried a few other's gear and it does not compare to this. Even there old batch sucks. There was a few large crystals, but this was mostly powder. Now I've only vaped it. I think I've plugged it once too, but I was drunk and spun from vaping it all day. The high is very euphoric, speedy and super just focused on doing more. It's not like anything else I've ever tried. Typically, this stuff smells just like your old crusty jizz sock that has been under your bed for a few years. Not this, it has a sweet smell, I kinda can't describe it.... Ahh yes I got it, smells like that same cum sock but you ate some pineapple that day. The come down so far is very mild, with the slight urge to redose. I'll be able to sleep here in an hour or so.

If you love speedy RCs, or just stims in general, then this vendor and product is a must. I'm still going strong after I started at 6pm. :P Just be carful with this stuff, I would buy only 1-2g at a time. It is super fiendish, especially when vaped.

TL;DR: Just a review on A-PHP, a drug that taste like pineapple cum and makes you just want to do more and more

Edit: just a few mistakes corrected.


Comments


[3 Points] entactoBob:

FTFY:

Question Response
Vendor Name/Marketplace: Cali_Kush/Agora
Product/s reviewed: 2g Alpha PHP, new batch
International?: I have no idea?
Vendor requires FE?: No
Price before shipping: 40$
Shipping cost: 6$, maybe 7$
Customer Service:
[x]+5 Superb: Polite, prompt, ensures satisfaction
Product Quality:
[x]+5 Highest purity - highly potent
Processing Speed:
[x]+4 Processed & marked shipped in 48 hrs
Price Value:
[x]+5 Excellent - great value & low cost
Stealth & OpSec:
[x]+1 Vacuum-sealed
[x]+1 Mylar/non-porous container
[x]+1 Decoy/misdirection
[x]+1 Low package profile
[x]+1 Good OpSec/PGP
TOTAL: 96%

Thanks for reviewing and posting!


[1 Points] MethVapourrr:

How does vaping this compare to vaping good meth? I snorted a good bit of MDPV back when that was around and I enjoyed it, or did I....? haha it was compulsive and had decent euphoria, but nothing I've tried compares to vaping good crystal.


[1 Points] w00tw00t69:

might be a dumb question but, how do you vape?