Umm.... Inside Man?

....

Guys, I changed the story before i posted, while this indeed did happen, there were facts changed for my benefit. OPSEC 101.

Went into the office today, lets see how this plays out :)


Comments


[44 Points] jadedsynk:

I'm just gonna go ahead and file this under "Things that never happened"


[16 Points] poboxpox:

if this is even true I'm sure it's not a typical situation and they'd remember liking your dog and offering you a job.. so if they see this post......


[16 Points] Danksalmon:

She knew you were an IT expert from your dog choice


[12 Points] fainting_g0at:

Delete this.


[9 Points] heyfreshhhhh:

/r/thathappened


[8 Points] whatislife232:

So you were mailing drugs with your pooch and the chief of police pulls you over and casually comes up to you and says she likes your dog and offers you a job?..

You sure you weren't dreaming?


[7 Points] Finance-Fentanyl-Fun:

Make sure to tell them you need to fix something in the evidence room... ;)


[5 Points] back2ballin:

police chief

lol


[2 Points] doxxthrowaway:

fuck. yes. do it... i got a job ($30/ hr) working on cell phone towers (doing upgrades) once when i had a flat tire. some random dude (head of engineering dept. for samsung) helped me change the tire when the tire iron i had broke. i offered my tech service for free... got a great temp job instead. too bad it only lasted like 90 days...it was an awesome experience.


[2 Points] ShulginsCat:

Just make sure the job doesn't require you to be substance clean


[2 Points] OblateSpheroids:

She pulled you over because she likes your dog and then offers you a government job without an interview?


[1 Points] ErraticWire:

Wow, what a shit-bricks moment. Police chief comes rolling up while you are mailing your drug parcels out!? Fight or flight kicks in, call me Boeing because I would have legged it to the next city. You have balls, and this time it paid off. Kudos.


[1 Points] None:

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[1 Points] 11b328i:

Seems like you're smoking your own stash a bit too much


[1 Points] Duderino420:

dog or dong?