hi, how do my fellow friends on probatioin cheat drug tests? is there a specific cleanse or does the water/redbull trick work? thanks
[6 Points] SpecialAgentDildo:
[4 Points] None:
Gallons of water, creatine and b-vitamins.
[2 Points] KoreaLemonade:
You can buy fake piss from a head shop or buy real clean piss from a friend. Head shops also have certain drinks that keep your system "clean" for 12-48 hours depending on the brand and other factors.
[2 Points] None:
I was on a program called "Qmerit" I was getting pissed tested twice a week with at least 2 women sometimes 3 people watching me piss (now I have bladder shyness x.x)
Anyways if you have people watching you can't do fake piss because they need to see your penis side on and see the piss come out.
Now whenever I wanted to party and I got on it I would always drink way to much water so my piss was basically water meaning it would come back as a failed test. Just tell them you gym a lot and drink 5L of water a day but keep in mind you can only do this a handful of times before they think it's sus.
All these "cleaners" don't work trust me I've done it all and they are useless. I was on the program for 6 months.
On the other hand if you don't have people watching you piss you can fake the piss then you can disregard the rest of what I said lol.
[2 Points] Devoid_:
Have somebody pee for you and put it in a condom tape that shit to your leg and hope nobody punches you in the nuts
[1 Points] None:
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[1 Points] Ethereality_DNM:
They have cleanses that work that make you pee clean for something like up to 8 hours. In lab tests they will check for certain hormones to make sure you didn't dilute the sample. These cleanses work because they make you drink something like 60-80oz of water (to make your sample extremely dilute) but they contain the compounds the lab checks for in diluted tests. So while you really are just diluting the sample naturally, it masks that. Also, don't catch beginning or end of stream.
[1 Points] ElRach:
A good friend passed some Randomtests over one year with something like that. He got the 3 or 4.0. It looks very real and they improved it fuhrter.
I think it totaly doable with that
[1 Points] None:
My brother works drug testing:
They know b-12 piss. It's pretty obvious.
Getting clean urine from someone and crotching it via rubber bands and what not is probably your best bet for piss. It's real pee, and they know how to distinguish the fake stuff.
Hair tests: learn about the Macujo Method. It apparently has had a 90% success rate and worked for a friend of mine when he was getting hair tested.
Saliva tests: water-soluble drugs show for up to 3 days; weed is less than a day
Blood tests: good luck.
[0 Points] criswallace28:
FUCK A PO.....FUCK A PISS TEST
Cleanses and the claims they make are garbage. Flushing with water or whatever is a dead giveaway because they check for shit like urea content. Synthetic urine works if you arnt being watched and you get a good one that can beat the new tests.
My advice is to take lsd, dmt and K and forget about everything else until you're out of the dog house.