Becoming #1 Cannabis Vendor

Help Help Help. I want to become a Vendor.


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[5 Points] slowwburnn:

On the off chance that you aren't trying to be funny:

Fucking don't.


[3 Points] HulkVsMeth:

I believe in you lol


[4 Points] None:

Please lord. Don't let this dumbass send ganja.


[2 Points] GrandMasta216:

Firstly you buy an oz off your local guy. Then you go home smoke a couple joints of the shit. Eat some food. Then go to bathroom and PISS ALL OVER YOUR WEED!!!!!!!!

this may sound crazy but the acid in humans urine is very potent, gets you high AF!!!!!!!!!!!!

Then and only then, you will be #1 Cannabis Vendor!!!!!!!!!!

Praise Jah!!!!


[2 Points] YourLocalPlug55:

Gotta start out by sending out free samples. I'll take a LB.


[1 Points] None:

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[1 Points] asdjfoaidsjfo:

you need to get your name out there by becoming a porn star first. that's how all the major vendors did it