[Vendor Review] FastDonut and his insanely amazing 3.5mg Xanax Hulks. [Agora]

I haven't written a review in a long time, but FastDonut deserves it.


Backstory: I have been trying to get my hands on some Xanax bars for a while now, First I setup an order with the vendor "Marshall Mathers", he asked me to FE which of course I declined. After that all comms with him stopped, I eventually took it to the resolution center and after Agora Resolution service said he has 3 days to respond, he quickly refunded my money. ( he messaged a day later saying he had some real life shit come up, which I understand. Life will fuck you in the ass sometimes)

Then, I decided to order some bars from "cannabuddy", not even 4 hours after my order Agora put him under a restricted/scamming investigation....I immediately messaged agora support and within 1 week I had my money back in my wallet. YAY AGORA SUPPORT!!!

after that, I decided to go with the newish vendor "bennys" and I placed an order for some bars, and a day later he messaged me saying he ran out of stock and will either refund me or I can wait 2-3 days for him to re-up. Obviously I got a refund...I remember thinking to myself: " am ever going to get my little filthy hands on some bars???!"

I did some researching which led me to FastDonut, I messaged him saying how stressful it has been for me to try to get some bars and if he would do a custom for me. He messaged me back faster than a virgin cumming. He set me up with custom pre-order of his Xanax Hulks, when you pre-order from FD you get free priority shipping but you also have to FE. After messaging him some & doing my intense research I felt very comfortable with FE'ing with him.


Shipping speed: 5/5. I (pre)-ordered the hulks on the 11th, I was expecting it to arrive either friday or saturday, nope! fuckkkkk, I was wrong! It was here thursday! ( the 13th). I think FD must have a customized drone that he built to deliver packages, i mean it was a pre-order.. FD is on it...It came faster than my clearnet product I ordered that was shipped out on the 8th with priority shipping.... fucking incredible.


Stealth: 5/5. Oh my god, YESSSS. FD's stealth. Orgasmic. Obviously, I'm not going to give too much away but this is how you fucking smuggle drugs. Even if you're nosy GF/BF/Wife etc. opened the parcel they wouldn't even second guess it. FD's Stealth is dead-on and highly professional. It will not be detected. I can almost see people complaining saying his stealth is too much for Xanax Bars, but HELLO!!! YOURE ORDERING DRUGS FROM THE DARKNET MUTHAFUCKA!!!


Product+ Report: 5/5. Wow, these aren't called Hulks for no reason, they will smash your memory and put you on the ground. I took one full bar around night time when I got off work on an empty stomach, not even 5 mins later I started feeling that good calm/peaceful buzz. After 30mins I decided I wanted to get "hulk smashed" and ate another full bar....I don't really remember anything after that but after recounting my stock the following morning I know I had another full bar. After I woke up on my couch,(no idea why I was on my couch) still in my work clothes, I started hearing this "meow" from inside my house...I went upstairs and sure enough there's a fucking kitten in my hallway looking at me. A FUCKING KITTEN!!!!!! My mouth dropped. LIKE WTFFF. so to my scattered memory, I think I was wandering outside, smoking a cig. and must of saw a kitten? and thought it was a great idea to bring it inside?

I don't even fucking know. My cat died a few years ago but I still have all of his things, litterbox, toys etc that I went and got from my closet. So this kitten has a nice setup for now. I think the kitten is female, and shes a cutie. I may or may not keep her, my friend will take her if I decide not to keep her. I'm still so fucking baffled by this. I also checked my recent calls and I called one of my sort of friend/enemy and we talked for 30mins 30!! LOL. I haven't talked to him since that night...I don't even wanna know what the convo was about. ANYWOO, none of these beautiful bars were broken, all of them were intact. By far the best xanax i've ever had, and you may just wake up with a new pet.

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Conclusion: I have a new favorite vendor. his fast comms, his personality. shipping times, he will get all of my money. FastDonut thank you so much for everything, You really are fantastic<3



Comments


[13 Points] FastDonut:

Is it bad as a vendor that my favorite part of the review is that you saved a kitten? lol


[8 Points] None:

for anyone wondering how you can make a review with a brand new account and have it appear credible...this is how you do it. put in the effort and people won't care how long your account has been around.

anyways you are very brave to give him money for a preorder after all the shit you went through...glad it ended up working out for you


[3 Points] littlefinger15:

priceless thanks for sharing lol


[3 Points] GrandMasta216:

What a wonderful review! I tip my hat to you mate!


[2 Points] frozen_snowball:

"or if a guy likes to have anal sex with a girl, he is considered gay"

Quite the book you're reading lmfao


[1 Points] hdheuud:

Is his stealth really that good? I'll go buy some cheap nonsense from him just to see it if he really is stealthing pills that well