this vendor is on TOUR. wtf?

you guys remember the post about india customs busting someone with lsd couple of days back, i decided to check out if any vendors ship from india, and came across this listing :

"Hi , Everyone,

We are touring all indian big cities ...

Carrying our promising Dank kit With us..

We shall be traveling all major Indian cities to give free promo kits in the India only...

All you have to leave is a message

" With your Name & contact info"

We will update you about date of us

visiting your city...

Thanks Cheers Escobar Dank "

shipping option is: local India Promo Call

wtf is this? should someone leave a phone number for this crazy vendor to call. is he actually going on a tour? wtf do they even know anything about opsec, lol


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[30 Points] willreignsomnipotent:

wtf is this? should someone leave a phone number for this crazy vendor to call. is he actually going on a tour? wtf do they even know anything about opsec, lol

I hate to sound all old and out of touch here... but "back in my day" we used to call this method "selling drugs."

Once upon a time before the dark interwebs, all of us had to meet up face to face, to exchange money for mind-altering chemicals.

Nuts, right?

In fact one time when I was a kid, I had to ride my bike 5 miles through the snow to buy a $20 bag of weed. And it wasn't this dank weed you kids get nowadays...


[11 Points] Hong_Kong_Post:

5/5 FE will update from prison


[4 Points] crybydayflybynight:

All you have to leave is a message

" With your Name & contact info"

brilliant! here you go officer, can I have drugs nao?


[4 Points] Vendor_BBMC:

India has a lot of people, and things are very different there.

Holy men smoke hashish all day long.


[3 Points] SyrupSIppinXannyPop:

Is he on tour with Kanye?


[2 Points] YoMommaRollsMyWeed:

looool that's just fucking stupid. look at a map and see how big india is compared to somewhere like the UK


[1 Points] mymainistraceable1:

Thanks for this, made my day


[1 Points] Solid716:

lmfao


[1 Points] noonehear:

They probably tell them to meet them at a club where they then proceed to GHB them and steal a few of their organs.


[1 Points] DelhiChemical:

Hi..Everybody..This is me.."EscobarDank" I am the vendor ..Promoting Various Items..


[0 Points] JackStoleMySpoon:

legit as fuck


[-3 Points] jack19056:

Where did you find this listing? Just recently I had a very bad experience posting on /r/indianents


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