[Vendor Review] Humboldt Farms - 1x 500mg Standard grade Vape Cartidge (MADE FROM THC OIL)

Vendor: Humboldt Farms

Market: Alphabay

Product: 1x 500mg Standard grade Vape Cartidge (MADE FROM THC OIL)

Shipped from: United States

Shipped to: United States

Required FE: No

Vacuum Sealed: Triple-sealed

Decoy: No

Handwriting: No

The only other cannabis product I'd ever tried before this was some very mediocre wax I bought from Zelta's Garden, so I was a little wary of trying a THC vape oil. But I figured the prospect of being able to get high in public without much (if any) chance of being noticed was worth a measley $25 ($31 w/shipping), so I gave it a shot... and was pleasantly surprised.

First off, the package arrived much, much quicker than expected. (I'm still waiting on a package from another vendor that I've been waiting on for almost 2 weeks now, so it was a nice change of pace to not get possibly selectively scammed.) Stealth leaves a little something to be desired, because although it was triple vacuum-sealed, it did have "7g COK + 1 VAPE OIL" written in Sharpie on the mylar bag. Hmm... that fast shipping isn't looking as special now...

Luckily, the vape cartridge more than made up for it. There was a note included that said, "1-2 hits will knock you on your ass." Yeah, OK, your shit is "d4nk," whatever. Holy shit, he's not kidding. Took a medium-ish sized hit for taste, then took a man-sized hit and started coughing. Yes, coughing from FUCKING VAPE OIL. This shit is potent, but tastes great. Five minutes later and I can barely focus on fucking Big Boss running around Mother Base on my TV. Sheeeee-ittttt, I am fucking baked.

So thank you, Humboldt Farms. Thank you for the fast shipping, thank you for the great product.

And thanks to you, I'm the highest I've been in months, and I have to work later. This ought to be interesting...


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