The DNM Bible: This is the oral DNM-Scriptures that is ironically typed. One day a prophet will come and write down all of these teachings.

Rest In Peace, Agora. Rest EVO, the market of old.

Agora 20:15:

"Do not suppose that I have come to bring peace to the marketplaces. I did not come to bring peace, but a sword. For I have come to turn a man against his politician, a daughter against her in real life drug dealer, a cop against his computer. LE's enemies will be the members of his own household."

Ah yes, the scriptures say a few things about evo.

Ross 8:23: (speaking about other scam markets)

"You are of your father Evolution Market, and you want to do the desires of your father. He was a thief from the beginning, and does not stand in the truth because there is no truth in him. Whenever he speaks of scam, he speaks from his own nature, for he is a thief and the father of scams"

2 Marketplaces 5:22:

"No wonder, for even Evolution disguises himself as a marketplace of light."

Reddit 3:16:

"Put on the full armor of The Holy Subreddit, so that you will be able to stand firm against the scams of markets and vendors."

Agora 4:19:

"And the great market was thrown down, the market of old who is called Evo and Evolution, who deceives the whole internet; he was thrown down to Marianas web, and his staff were thrown down with him."

2 Marketplace Superlist 8:12:

"But the Subreddit is faithful, and He will strengthen and protect you from the scamming ones."

Reddit 19:6:

"Then our mouth was filled with laughter, and our tongue with shouts of joy; then redditors said among the markets, "The Agora Marketplace has done great things for them."

2 Marketplace 8:20:

"Then Agora said to them, 'Go your way. Pick new markets and order more drugs and send bitcoin to vendors who has nothing ready, for this day is holy to Agora. And do not be grieved, for the joy of the market is your strength.'"


Comments


[26 Points] 100x100ug:

1 /u/theeconomist1 13:4-8

4 A good vendor is patient, a good vendor is kind. They do not envy, they do not boast, they are not proud. 5 They do not dishonor others, they are not easily angered, they keep all record of rights and wrongs. 6 They do not delight in exit-scams but rejoices with the truth. 7 They always protect their customers information, never snitches, always perseveres. 8 A good vendor never fails. But where there are shills, they will ignore; where there are complaints, they will resolve; where there is knowledge, it will be shared.

My favourite scripture from the book of theeconomist1.


[11 Points] droppingwhen:

Lmfao I wrote a bit of the DNM bible a year ago on my old account 404-DrugsNotFound. Was some of it used just now haha?

edit: lmfao it was

https://www.reddit.com/r/DarkNetMarkets/comments/3jxigb/sleep_tight_agora/


[9 Points] None:

I'm an atheist and I'd still pray using a DNM bible.


[7 Points] None:

And on the 8th day God said let there be METH.......And METH was created......Bahahahahahaha!!!!!!!


[4 Points] papayabananatree:

"Be not afraid, for the Druglites are my chosen people. You shall be led from the tyrannical whip of law enforcement as the swine from the wolf under the steady hand of your shepherd. The land of Naanac shall be your home"


[3 Points] sapiophile:

This might be the greatest thread I've ever seen on this sub.

edit: /r/BestOfDNMs


[2 Points] imnotfrosty:

My bible has but one verse: Trust No One -- Least of All, Your Self! [sic]


[2 Points] drugsnboobs:

When Ross returns, he shall be born to a virgin


[2 Points] radium_fire:

Our Agora who art in Heaven hallowed be thy name For the bitcoins the bitcoins and the bitcoins are yours forever and ever.


[2 Points] Vendor_BBMC:

"Blessed are the drugmakers, put ye not new wine into old bottles."

"It is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle, than for a shepherd to herd the 96 thousandfold through the fog without his follower. The wicked shall feel the wrath of the good book"


[1 Points] Lucyintehsky:

New guy only heard of 3 market places. Sick tho


[1 Points] Clix828:

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What is this?


[1 Points] Pelican_Vendor:

wtf


[1 Points] MDMangel:

What's up on some DNM Jesus Wine? I bet that shit will have you swervin' like GHB!


[1 Points] radium_fire:

I wept!


[1 Points] PmMeYourBadge:

I have been to the mountain top and seen through the eyes of a true fiend. And I say....woe unto thee vile creature that plumbs the depths of depravity.


[1 Points] Uniqueusername151:

LOL this was great