So I am a vendor on SR and we exchange these messages:
(Regarding us sending him a sample of our cocaine)
Mirkov 02 Sep 19:12 UTC (delete)
Hi sorry but they are strictly 0.2g per user, I will send one out tonight and you and your flatmates will have to fight over it, sorry!
Kind regards,
M :)
Hz 02 Sep 20:51 UTC
Right seemed to be a server crash...the reason why we went for the 0.4 is because me nan will be here! and she if fucking mental! :) Any way.....Respect and can >trust you already! which is wierd!
Back soon Ham, cheeese and eggs
Mirkov 02 Sep 23:19 UTC (delete)
haha mate you deserve a 0.4 for that mate me n my bird having a right giggle
Hz 03 Sep 07:49 UTC
Diamond geezer! Bout time we had some one normal who means business on here...you cant even speak to most of em...there just fulla shit! Seems your the man >for me! Back real soon (pay day!) I'll tell me Nan your the Man "Get out your rocking chair grandma!" Just gonna be Mental I can feel it in the water! Looks good >and feels good...gonna be a good few months!
Mirkov 03 Sep 09:53 UTC (delete)
haha fucking hell your nan love the bugle then?
Hz 04 Sep 20:01 UTC
Hey mate.........I have just been on a mission, me Nan's teeth fell out and everything! Nae joke lost the plot completely.....got a buy 5 pills and 1 free from Bisto, >warner bros, green things, bluethings, diamond shaped...couldnt tell you w.f.t..............anyway got pissed on the wine....the pills and 3.5g's of sociable concain >arrived, tried for first time from UKWHITE (say no more! never again)....anyway boshed that in about 20 minutes! Proper La La Poopa La, speedy, agitaitie, loosing >me breath coudnt speak.....joke really.........so its now bed time 11pm....thought would just take a little half a pill....THEN BAM! I went on a 10 hours hike around the >living room visiting places I never visited before...
yep done all 6 pills, then only think i can remember is having this massive smile on my face(he krept a couple of trippy ones in there) Was speradically, pulling >really wierd faces all night long (like on old man without any teeth, forcing my lips out and going into dazes....I was FUCKED BRO! My jaw was going was going at >90 miles and hour...By this time its fucking midday.....and I am a ship wreck!
walked down the fucking stairs.......and there she was perfect timing......THE BEST COKE I HAVE HAD SINCE THE EARLY 90'S....wacked it into 1 line.BOSH the >smoothest must euphoric feeling I have had for a while.........THANK YOU.NO JOKE IT REMINDS ME OF THOSE SPECIALDAYS..I thought I have better tell you >the whole story!
YOUR A DECENT GEEZER, DOWN TO EARTH AND A PROPER BUSINESS MAN! YOU SHOULD BE RESPECTED WHEREEVER YOU GO!
No spare funds till payday, so see you then.....and as you know I stay in cornwall! hodey hodey ho! if you get to a stage where you can trust me I could pass >some on for you...............
ALL THE BEST HAM, CHEESE AND EGGS
Left us this feedback:
THIS MAN, BELIEVE ME IS A VERY VERY TRUSTED GEEZER, THE STEALTH WAS JUST MENTAL, THE COKE IS THE VERY VERY BEST I HAVE EVER HAD. HIS COMMUNICATION IS BETTER THANKS ANYONE ON HERE AND HIS DRUGS ARE BETTER THANK ANYONE ON HERE. THIS MANS HOUNESTY, PACKAGING, WILL LEAVE YOUR MIND BLOWN AWAY AND YES YOU WILL BECOME A COCAINE ADDICT AGAIN! DEEP LOVE MIRKOV
I am lost for words!
My favourite part "And yes you will become a cocaine addict again!" haha
Yeah here's our vendor page: http://silkroad6ownowfk.onion/users/mirkov
This was the most british coke conversation I've seen.