Fake handicap parking tags?

Okay so I'm really not that big of an asshole but the condos where I live suck for parking because in my complex specifically half of the people there have cause most of the parking spaces to become handicap only because they all have bullshit parking tags. One woman broke her foot 4 years ago and just never turned the tag in. So I'm wondering if anybody here can hook me up with American fake handicap tags for my car so I can have a decent fucking parking space at my own house. Thanks


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[6 Points] IsThatPurple:

I can brake both of your legs and you can get one for real! And all that for just 0.499 bitcoin! Just give me a rendezvous to your preferred location. I would suggest near to a hospital.


[2 Points] Poopoopo3:

Just park in expecting mother parking... Lol they will never know.

And if they do just start some civil rights movement about his men can be have children too. You'll probably win


[2 Points] UKhead:

Fuck that mate just go ape shit on them old cunts, mark your territory already fucking show them what your about. Start clocking them round the head with their own fucking zimmerframes fuck that for a parking space the old cunts probably only use it once a month, set up a cone or some shit.


[2 Points] Dnm_cunt:

I know a guy that does UK ones but they are generally linked to your car registration (even in the UK). So depending on the traffic warden, you could still get fucked quite easily if they bother to run your details through the system. Most don't though but it comes with an enormous amount of risk because the punishment for fraud is pretty severe wherever you go. It's almost like trying to pass off fake ID or counterfeit currency. Except you have no control because you won't be around when they warden does his checks so no blagging your way out of it!


[2 Points] ThrowAwayAnalWhore:

My sister has a handicap tag that belonged to our mother. She uses it everywhere, even when there are unoccupied spaces five feet further away. That shit pisses me off, who can be that fucking lazy.


[2 Points] None:

They have numbers on them. Even if you borrowed one from a friend, you can get in a lot of trouble.

Also, i broke a leg once and had one for 6 months. Youre more likely to have your car damaged in handicap parking, people who park up front tend to be jerks/idiots,and people in wheelchairs and shit can be a little clumsy with their groceries.

Its often really hard to find a handicap space at a place like walmart where its actually useful, too many old people there lol....and in a lot of other places there are closer parking spots that arent handicap. Handicap spots are often badly designed, i often found myself not even using them in a lot of places.

Of course, i didnt need the wheelchair cutouts in the curbs and shit and could just jump over a curb easily.....


[1 Points] coffeencreme:

I can't say I've ever seen them anywhere or even heard them mentioned, so I don't know how much success you're going to have....I haven't specifically looked for them either mind you.


[1 Points] noonehear:

Print out one of those ones that you hang from your rear view mirror? Pretty sure you could find a nice image / scan of one by simply putting on some GOGGLES. I doubt it is within your condo's powers to check whether it is legit or not.


[1 Points] Shroomgawd:

I seen them before my friend had one a long time ago I don't remember who it was tho or else I would ask they come in clutch lol


[1 Points] redeyeddeviant:

Guys I'm loving some of these answers


[1 Points] Clix828:

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What is this?


[1 Points] None:

i would never rob anybody for money, but i would take your placard on the lo


[-1 Points] dlayover123:

You're a piece of shit for even wanting to do this. If you are a healthy individual then you park in the regular spots. I have both physical and mental disabilities and I have a placard but I only use it when absolutely necessary. Just because someone may not look like they have a noticeable handicap doesn't mean they aren't. You got some balls.


[1 Points] undeadhead420:

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