Moronic Monday - it's your weekly stupid questions thread!

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Comments


[8 Points] The_Grid_Is_Up:

What could I do for someone to bring me a Klondike bar?


[6 Points] DaDarKnet:

Any reputable vendors back on nucleus or should we steer clear? also, whos #2 behind agora if nucleus shit the bed?


[5 Points] cannasian:

A moronic question for moronic Monday day. How are vendors and DM admins posting things on Reddit? It being on clearnet, I would assume that it can be more easily tracked back...or is that a false assumption and it's safe as long as you post using tor?


[5 Points] ukbasedweedlover:

I'm from the UK, i ordered from the US. I received a border force letter of seizure, If i used my same name and a different address would the raise any flags? or is it my name they look for. thanks


[4 Points] verticalflight98:

what is the difference between the yellow and green onion when starting up tor/tails? just curious

also is it alright if i purchase thru LBC on my phone like 60 bucks max? i then will transfer to a blockchain on tor then to electrum on tails. What if the seller states "no tor browsers, we may need to verify your name, we will report you to authorities if you use these coins for illegal purposes." Do these statements matter if i purchase on clearnet or should i avoid these type of sellers? and as stated the BTC will not go from LBC->DNM but with wallets in between


[3 Points] None:

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[3 Points] buybitcoinz:

Has anyone ACTUALLY had positive experience with DNM travel vendors (xxxll, livinglarge). Lots of flakey reviews...


[3 Points] Stopmo:

How safe are those travel services offering flights and hotels at 25% regular price?


[2 Points] youshoulddefodoit:

In the UK what is the first way to know that your international package has been intercepted?


[2 Points] wrennk:

How similar to Xanax is Etizolam? Dosage and High wise. thanks in advance!


[2 Points] _Big_Nick_Diggers:

my friend was giving me alot of information about DNMs based on the hidden wiki, but under your protips it says not to trust hidden wikis and they are scams. How is this known ?


[2 Points] None:

If i shoot a gram of fent do you guys think i.ll die?


[2 Points] dgfdgfhgfsdv:

Do you need (/should) PGP encryption for sending messages to vendors on Agora that aren't related to orders or personal information.

To reiterate: say I was interested in a vendor stocking something, should I use plaintext or PGP encryption for simply messaging them about it?


[1 Points] donnacrackcorn:

If your address is being watched, will your future addresses as well? What if you forward your mail?


[1 Points] -TheMadDabber-:

is it just me or is nucleus down again?


[1 Points] childrenschildrens:

Has anyone used Canadian vendor TheBank on Agora?


[1 Points] Wild_Hot_Unicorn:

Hello.

Something that bother me : is there a list of the "main" things that we can find on the DNM? Like I heard you could get Spotify Accounts, Netflix Accounts, Steam codes, and all kind of stuff I didn't know was possible to find.

We all know about the drugs/medicine/weapons, but what about all the rest? (Not talking about CP tho)


[1 Points] NahFooll:

Should I test the tab of lsd I bought? I really don't like the idea of possibly taking some research chemical on accident. This may be a one time thing so I'm not too eager to drop $20-$40 on some test kit.


[1 Points] goldenjai:

Is agora down or what?


[1 Points] PirateRadioSignal:

How do you know shipping costs? Do you just have to ask the vendor?


[1 Points] coldspaghetti1:

copy and pasted from r/darknetmarketnoobs, just curious cause i wanna try and make a purchase tonite

"bought them BTC on LBC cash deposit, didnt have to present an ID, but did have to verify phone number. Now I am planning on making a blockchain wallet on tails/tor/darknet, then send to electrum on tails, then to my DNM wallet...sound good? Should the blockchain wallet be on clearnet or darknet and if its a small amount (under $100) should I make two separate transacations (60/40) when moving my BTC between wallets? Thanks!"


[1 Points] Stomish:

Is TorSupermarket reliable? Thinking about buying some stuff from there. Also, is converting PayPal to bitcoin and then paying them the proper way to do it?


[0 Points] raspygonasty:

Does it bother anyone else how everything to do with the DNM is considered "Silk Road"? I understand that it was the first, and arguably one of the best run sites, but it'd be like calling every social network site Friendster or MySpace.

Just a little pet peeve of mine I guess.


[-1 Points] gestrolt:

Hi, I think I lost 2 dollars from my old electrum wallet because I lost the password and the seed, the wallet is opened in electrum but without password I can't do anything. The problem is that I calculated my last BTC purchase counting that 2 dollars. Now I need 2 additional dollars to make my purchase (shipping costs). The problem is that I need to make the order before 3 hours to apply the today discount by noumena (DMT).

With my LBC seller I can't buy less than 10 dollars in BTC so I need to move with my actual 0.036 BTC in order to reach 0.038.

What is your advice? are lost my coins from the old wallet? should I put some BTC in some gambling service? where can I buy 2 dollars in BTC?

Thanks.

btw this is not a throaway account, you can check me, I wrote even a review in the past!