JustinTrudeau Giveaway

Hey Guys !

I'm doing a giveaway for 0,5G of MDMA free of charge (USA&CANADA ONLY)!

The rules are easy:

1) No begging

2)You do a reddit review WITH picture and a trip report

3)You consume the sample with friends, Not for resale

4)You have a nice roll

Best comment/story is Winning the sample of my new batch ! (include which country in comment)

Good Luck !

CONTEST IS OVER! ( CONGRATS TO HELLACIOUSVIBRATIONS)

https://imgur.com/a/rE8TR


Comments


[9 Points] hellaciousvibrations:

When I was 15 my father bought me my first ride - a '93 Pontiac Grand Am. It had a few minor issues, both window motors had shit out and the gas gauge seemed to be a little off in its readings. I begged my father to let me drive him, my sister, and I to the mall the day he bought it and despite the fact I didn't even have my permit yet I managed to persuade him to let me drive us to the city, about 45 minutes from our semi-rural college town. We got there just fine, my father was satisfied with my driving but made it clear he would be driving us home. We all split up at the mall, and met back up at the Auntie Ann's. They had both already ate but each saved me a pretzel. I had received a call about a party in my area while shopping and tried to hurry the family back to the car so I could make sure I got back in time and not miss out on a ride there. On the way back my dad asked me what classes I'd signed up for in school. I try explaining applied acoustics to him, how I was learning about modes, practicing legato runs, trying to explain it to him the best I can.. but he doesn't really look like he gets it. He looks uncomfortable, but I don't remember saying anything to offend him. I ask him what's wrong and he explains that at the mall he ate "two greasy ass hotdogs" against his better judgement. He needs to pull over, the situation in his stomach is about to be out of his hands. He pulls into a McDonald's and doesn't even manage to find a parking space before he's sitting up and fumbling with the seatbelt. That's something I forgot to mention about that Grand Am, that seatbelt was horseshit, you were always stuck there for a minute after you shut the car off trying to get that damn thing off. He gave it his all, but the shit got the best of him. I can't think of a good onamatopoeia for it, but I assure you it was loud and wet. The thing he said was what got me: "Goddammit son, I've gone and shit myself", it kind of sounded like he was trying to pin out on me and really I just had to let him have it. "Uh, sorry dad..."

We continue down the road. We've maybe 15 miles left until we're back home and he can throw his dirty pants in the bottom of the garbage and we can put this all behind us. He never went into the McDonald's to clean himself up out of embarrassment, so we all sat in silence, holding our noses as the windows were stuck closed. But something's not right. The motor goes silent. Yes, this is where the faulty gas gauge comes in to play. My father's screaming no, no, this is not happening, but it is. My father calls everyone in his phone book he thinks he can count on but has to settle on my grandfather when no one else picks up. It's my mother's father, not my father's I should add. We sit there and I finally manage to get my window open after an old college try. My father has been hanging his head for the 20 minutes we sat there silently when he finally chimes sadly "Goddammit, I've got to go again". He gets that seatbelt off in probably 10 seconds, something I never managed to accomplish in the 3 years I had that piece of shit. Motherfucker hikes up this steep hill off the interstate, climbs a 5 foot fence with shit presumably running down his leg only to shit in a cornfield and wipe with an ear of corn I imagine. It's at this time my grandpa pulls over in his truck, rolls down his window and yells " having a shitty day Pete? Hahaha!" I fucking die, I'm still laughing by the time he gets down the hill. And that was the only time my dad ever punched me in the face.

Edit: USA


[7 Points] Metroboominnn:

Once there was an Ugly Barnacle. He was so ugly, that everyone died. The End.


[3 Points] None:

MDMA, amphetamines, and my dick are my only three amigos unfortunately. But maybe I would stop being such a lonely fuck if I opened my eyes, saw myself in a whole new light all thanks to YOUR MDMA. Cleanse my soul with the nicest roll, amen.


[3 Points] 199808586:

When I was 15, I lost my virginity to a prostitute. I have her some extra money to go in raw and she gave me gonorrhea. It burns when I pee.

10/10


[2 Points] None:

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[2 Points] Salut12345:

Donald trump will be a better politician than justin trudeau


[2 Points] BostonGahden:

I'm on this! Will do


[2 Points] 100x100ug:

After doing heavy research, I've finally found out who /u/JustinTrudeau_seller is, and found a picture of him with someone who may be familiar...


[2 Points] LostSomewhereInSpace:

I shit on my own dick.


[2 Points] Lurkingmostly123:

True survivor david hasselhoff watch on acid


[1 Points] None:

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[1 Points] aboutthednm:

Imgur image is 404


[1 Points] Buddha888:

I accidentally ordered porn VR goggles to my parents house before actually realizing they were porn VR goggles. Should be an interesting phone call. Canada :)


[1 Points] ronjirimi:

I did mushrooms once, was feeling like a melting ice cream cone


[1 Points] None:

Not really a good story but walked in on my girl and my best friend fucking yesterday....so there's that... Could use some E...ha USA


[1 Points] DarkKnight_1111:

I hope this guys real name isnt Justin Trudeau, because then we would all have something to worry about


[1 Points] phishthrowaway072013:

how is the stealth with JT? not asking for details, just if its good or not


[1 Points] Entropy-wins:

Well I still have about 10 hits off my half sheet of lsd and could use some molly to melt some faces...doin good dude shit


[1 Points] realjuicyj420:

I smoked pot with Johnny Hopkins


[1 Points] DNMStats:

I'm going to assume you are a stats nerd and bank on this stats joke.

When you find someone really mean, you go tell him, "You are so mean, your standard deviation is zero!" Cheers. USA.


[0 Points] Opiatethrowaway008:

one time my room mate and i went to a friend's to party. It was mostly the usual people we would drink with plus 2 new hotties the house owner invited. My friend that owned the house's room mate, lets call him turk, pretty much called dibs on hotty #1 and began hitting on her immediately. This would last all night long i later found out.

I got completely butt house wasted the night before so i didnt wanna drink much. Must have still had alcohol in me from the night before because i got sooooo fucking wasted so fast. Its like 8 pm and i had had enough and went and laid down in the guest bedroom. 3ish hours later my mate found me. Woke me up by punching me a few times, flipping the mattress over, and then pushing it against me into the wall. He was a fucker like that and thought it was funny.

Anyways im laying there on the box spring with the mattress all fucked up just kinda dazed when hotty #2 comes into the room, says she was looking for me and thought i had left, rubbed my back a little and got me up. Went to the living room to dance. Enough dancing, wanted more booze. So i grab hotty #2 and go in the kitchen. We each take a couple shots. Then we start making out.

And i fucking mean making out. 99% of the makeout sessions in my life im usually doing the majority of the feeling up. Ive never met a more handsy woman. This goes on for a bit then turk and hotty #1 come in the kitchen too. I try to be a gentleman (most of the time) so i flip hotty #2 around and put my arms around her. I was trying to not make her seem like a hoe sucking the lips off my face with people around. Anyways hotty #1 has had enough of turks shit.

"Fuck off turk youve been hitting on me all night long. Touching me. And i bet you dont even remember my name. Whats my fucking name turk?" poor dude couldnt remember. Anyways hotty #2 thinks this is funny and sees a shot to show hotty #1 up so she looks up at me, held in my arms, and says "you remember my name, right babe?" loudly. She made sure to say it loud enough to break up turk and hotty #1's arguement and make sure they heard.

I give a pfffff and giggle a bit.

"Nope." -opiatethrowaway008

I was caught and i knew it so i just gave in. Needless to say, that ended my night with hotty #2. I completely blame it on the booze cuz im usually awesome with names. So if you sent me your mdma, i could roll my dick off instead of drink, and maybe i could get farther than "nope." with the next hotty that comes around?

I dunno. You decide.

Edit- typos