How 2 get drugs delivered to your house with 0 risk.

Want to outsmart LE?

Want to fuck movie stars and sniff coke?

You can't do that shit in jail!

All you've got to do to get all the drugs u want with 0 risk is this..

Have your vendor throw in a piece of paper with your order that says.

"All righty fag boy, Seems you've gotten some (insert drug here) delivered to you! That's a class A Felony in the 12th degree which carries a minimum prison sentence of at least 26 years. If you'd prefer us not to contact the local authorities about this then just send x amount of bitcoin to this addres and we'll make this all go away :)"

Then boom, you're the victim and you don't go to jail EZ.


Comments


[719 Points] redditthentoss:

You're the same type of person who would represent themselves in court.


[71 Points] CloudDrop:

Anybody else waiting for a bartard to actually pull that off; and then post about it on reddit? LOL


[42 Points] IfYouAintAHoe__:

Well, in the long run thats stupid. If you are being threatened...LE has to get involved due to you being stalked/harassed. It takes just ONE DUMBASS to leave this shit around the house and their wife, girlfriend, or mom picks it up and phones it in. Then, the dumbass will most likely in the end give up the vendor who will get a nice case building against him, and eventually the rest of the DNM community buy-in from him that will fuck us all up. So, no, don't do that.


[35 Points] transcendReality:

This works for hand to hand transactions as well. However, it's a different ballgame if it's federal. They don't play by the rules, and will fabricate evidence if that's what it takes to convict you.

I've spent many hours pondering how to sell drugs. Some of my favorites-

Cops can't do a number of things with regard to buy-busts. For example, if you're selling to someone who has kids, yet you don't trust them, you make them bring their kids along. Cops couldn't legally allow them to take their children. Cops can't get high, but informants can. Jurisdiction can also complicate convictions. I've also considered just making a drug buy just so ridiculous, the jury would never believe it.

For example, if purchasing drugs from someone was a bit like going to the circus, the jury just may not believe it.

"Yes, I was taken to a clearing in the forest on the back of a camel, at which point, two people in Barney costumes began assaulting me with what I can only describe as 4 foot long hot dogs with lights beaming out of them, and lasers from the forest shooting into my eyes from every direction. It was at this time that what appeared to be an albino midget riding a fake unicorn came from the mist offering high grade cocaine for sale."

What jury is going to believe that?

edit: Here's another: This will only work for informants-

Custy (suspected informant) comes over without calling to your house to buy x.

You inform custy you'll have to take a ride.

You and custy drive just a few blocks away with music so loud nothing can be recorded, and you ask him to walk all the way around some sort of occupied structure after which you make the exchange. Perhaps even have it written on a piece of paper- "walk around that house, then get back in the car, and I'll serve you".

This is where it get's risky because now you have marked money, and custy has the drugs. Hmm, perhaps we could have custy hand the cash off to someone else?

It might be possible to get rid of the cash on the way back to your house, disguised as another drug transaction perhaps. You simply hand it out the window to another party in some trash, and drive home.

The plausible deniability for this scenario is, it is reasonable to assume custy could have bought the drugs when he walked around the 'occupied structure', especially since no cash was found on you. I don't think narc cops would even attempt to prosecute such a case.


[15 Points] None:

mid-tier quality shit post. mainly because I can't tell if you're serious or not


[15 Points] Insidethe202:

If you're that super paranoid, let me reference for you Dr. Carmen Puliafito. Go read the LA Times story from 7/17 entitled "An overdose, a young companion, drug-fueled parties: The secret life of USC med school dean" I'd post a link but don't want to get smacked.

Note 3/4 way through when he picked up his GF from her overdose and wasn't arrested. There are many examples out there but this will give you reference to when physical evidence can't be tied to a suspect.

Still paranoid? PM me, there are numerous and reasonably easy ways.


[8 Points] mynamesalwaystaken:

And this is WHY you should not do drugs kids.....


[5 Points] MandyThatGirl:

To outsmart police and F movie stars in jail you just have to make a fake vag out of an old rolled up Vogue magazine and plastic baggie then wait till the pig is patrolling the lower tier.


[2 Points] justinherass99:

so, uh, how does this get me drugs again? or am i too barred to understand...?


[1 Points] more3qual:

i'm astonished at how many heads this went over


[2 Points] iOSvista:

This would never work for so many reasons. I assume your from troll city?


[2 Points] gnarly999:

Why buy drugs or participate in any illegal activity when you can claim MILLIONS OF DOLLARS from your social security 'account' number...2037


[2 Points] tommy_honey:

Well this Chick from Australia is trying a similar argument, just not as water tight... "She admitted to carrying the drugs but told the court she did it reluctantly because of death threats to her family." http://www.abc.net.au/news/2017-07-27/cassie-sainsbury-colombian-judge-delays-decision-plea-bargain/8748064


[2 Points] Chang_Diesel:

Get a prescription


[1 Points] KigurumiMajin:

This post is complete dog shit.

最低なshitpostだよ


[1 Points] rickystern28:

Step 1: Don't

That is all.


[1 Points] V0rz:

How's that going to do more than impress some dumbass peasant lmao


[1 Points] throwmeaway34352345:

Its actually much more simple than that. I live in a small flat with 50 other people in the same apartment building. If i order something i just use a different name, go down to my mailbox and change the name to this one. I only order small stuff that comes in a letter. After i get it, i change the name back to my real one.


[1 Points] MANIACMATERIAL:

I don't wanna sound dumb, but can someone enlighten me as to why this is a bad idea? Isn't this plausible deniability at its finest?


[1 Points] L3T:

OP is stoked that his drugs arrived, using new trick. Dies from fent OD :-(


[0 Points] hassannasralla:

Kaaab00m


[0 Points] dreamerouz:

Vendors and lawyers of this sub please pay attention!


[0 Points] None:

2


[0 Points] RetroBoominOnDaTrack:

Deepweb god