Moronic Monday - it's your weekly stupid questions thread!

Hey /r/DarkNetMarkets , it is time for Moronic Monday!

Post your question - stupid or otherwise - here to get an answer. Anyone can post a question and the community as a whole is invited and encouraged to provide an answer. Many questions get submitted late each week that don't get a lot of action, so if your question didn't get answered before, feel free to post it again.

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Comments


[10 Points] foeey:

who decided that finalize early and full escrow should have the same initials? that shit tripped me up at first.


[5 Points] jokerlegacy:

best exchange to use to obtain bitcoins, tired of overpaying for instant bitcoins in the US?


[6 Points] ripevo:

Welp, that's just my damn luck. The first time I order off of the DNM is when EVO decides to pull a exit scam. Oh well, atleast I didn't get a gun pulled on me by a street dealer.

My question is: If I got an order confirmation next to last Friday (10 days ago), and the shipping said that it takes 4 days to ship (I'm ordering internationally), what are the chances that my package is on it's way right now and it's just a bit delayed?

I don't know if mail moves at all on the weekends (ordered from Germany), so take 4 days off of that.

When should I stop obsessively checking my mailbox?


[4 Points] undertheinfluenceof:

I'm new here. I was reading the Faq, and at the end was this girl. Who is she? I can't seem to google images her.


[4 Points] XanaxBaratheon:

Why does the font in this sub switch from arial to times new roman when you resize the window? Is this a CSS bug or are you just trying to mindfuck stoned people?


[3 Points] jones666jonesjones:

Should I use LBC over Tor using a fake name and throwaway email or should I just use my real name over clearnet? I want to purchase bitcoins via cash deposit at a bank branch but do not wish to reveal my bank account/credit card info to places like Circle. Thanks.


[3 Points] None:

I hate to try calculate the price manually. Evo was the best about this. Most of the other markets can't show prices both for BTC and $. What is the best source for bitcoin - dollar exchange currency guys ?


[3 Points] LondonFuckBoys:

What is bitcoin tumbling and what does it do?

(I know this is moronic but hey! it's Monday)


[3 Points] None:

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[3 Points] PraiseGabe:

Can someone explain me like i'm five what all happened during this few days, Did someone got arrested ? Did they really stole all the btc ?


[3 Points] iphone4always1x:

Who was the vendor on EVO who sold Domestic US Molly at those fucking crazy prices? is he around? TrustInUS?


[3 Points] ThurrFineer:

I want to make a single purchase of 5-10 grams of MDMA, I figure that will last me and the SO for years. I realize that the top vendors have a pretty automated business process and don't have time for specific requests, and are probably even less likely to agree to custom shipping options for security reasons.

However, I think if 5mg of MDMA was packaged into a new boxed small kitchen appliance or a boardgame, the odds of it getting seized would be pretty damn silm.

Are their vendors who might consider this with a premium S&H fee, or is this one of those completely taboo subjects?


[2 Points] PretendCripple:

What is PGP and why should I use it?


[2 Points] foeey:

also serious question: what does NDD mean? i started using agora after the evo crash and so many people put NDD in their reviews.


[2 Points] None:

Please someone, explain in simple steps 1. 2. 3. etc how to get a payment from the dark market, does it go direct into the bitcoin address that the market has for me? Then all i do is withdraw that into my own private account? How do i go about withdrawing into my private account if that is the case? I am new to bitcoin and have no clue. Please do not link me to complicated user guides i keepp getting them wrong. Please explain in laymans terms what i am supposed to do?


[2 Points] rationarian:

Why is there a picture of a girls face at the bottom of the FAQ? Does she have any connections with dnm?


[2 Points] Sharou:

What is the SSBD fund and why is it mentioned in the sidebar but not explained what it is? :(


[2 Points] iloveblondebitches:

I am curious about how much profit margin are vendors working on..more specifically when they are selling mdma at 8000-10000$ per kg and lsd at 4-5$ per trip when buying 200-400 trips..

got any idea about how much it would be costing the vendors?


[2 Points] pinkflounder:

I haven't used any darknet market in about a year, back when Tesselated had the best LSD and RingoDeathstar had the best DMT, I used to be able to order with guaranteed safety and confidence regarding my anonymity. Now so much has changed and I'm not sure how everyone's getting bitcoins anonymously or who the trusted high quality vendors are. I have an Agora membership from back when it first started, but I plan on using it for the first time if it's still safe. Can anyone get me up to date? Any suggestions on where to buy bitcoins preferably with cash (I used to use CashintoCoins)? And who has the cleanest LSD now?


[2 Points] Dabbie_TF:

It's always advised to go with reputable vendors with high ratings and a large number of successful deals under their belt. The probability of a dealer with over a thousand deals eventually drawing the attention of LE, cannot be ignored. If your using multiple dealers with a high number of transactions,without abstaining from DNM completely, how can you protect yourself against a complancent vendor who may not adequately wiped your name and address from his records?

Previous seizures LE have led to busts on even small time buyers based on vendor records. Unencrypted vendor records could come back to bite your in the form of prison


[2 Points] BigSmileyFace:

Is it the same level of risk for vendors shipping internationally as it is domestically?


[2 Points] BigSmileyFace:

Are test kitting pressed MDMA pills any different from regular MDMA? Are they worth to try? If a pill is 180mg and has a breakline it would it mean it's 90mg each half?


[2 Points] Jay-__:

Okay, time for my own moronic-like question: it's about a problem with Electrum on Win7.

I was following /u/galaxyandspace's guide until I reached this step:

http://i.imgur.com/u8r1oLG.png

And because I couldn't support it with two other master-pubkeys, I thought if I hit "Cancel", I'd be thrown back to the very first screen, in which I can chose which wallet I want to create again.

Nope. Electrum just closed. After opening it again, it instantly showed me the screen from the step above again.

I then uninstalled it, rebooted, installed it again, thinking this would 'reset' it to the point I can start all over again, but again: nope. It still shows me the screen where I'd have to enter two co-signing wallet's master-pubkeys.

I can do whatever I want, I can not get back to the first screen whatever I do, nor can I reset it to let me start all over by un/re-installing.

It is like its saving a file somewhere outside its own directory's, to remember where (which screen/step) it's been closed the last time.

So, how can I completely reset Electrum, so that I can start all over with it?

Anyone else experiencing the same problem?

(BTW /u/galaxyandspace: thanks for replying to my PM; if you also don't know what I should do, it's fine.)


[2 Points] wallado:

I know that we leave a rating out of /5 after purchasing a product, but i keep reading on here information that implies the vendors also rate their customers out of 5 as well, does this happen? If so where can I check my rating?


[2 Points] shroom08:

I placed an order with an Agora vendor on the 15th and he said my order should be arriving around Friday. It's now Monday and it didn't come in the mail today either. At what point should I start being worried about it?


[2 Points] None:

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[2 Points] fakeacc12223:

How in the world are there superlabs out there making kilos of MDMA, when with 500ml of safrole oil people I know of can barely make 20-30gr. like how do they get tons of safrole oil if they're getting the same yeilds as I am or am I missing something here? Also why is most of the MDMA from the Netherlands? What makes them so special?


[2 Points] None:

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[2 Points] rootbeer232:

any where to get a police scanner?


[2 Points] blamehofmann:

is evo down


[1 Points] None:

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[1 Points] marsgnu:

How do you get your BTC? I get mine at Localbitcoin since it's pretty anonymous.


[1 Points] krinnkann:

in a similar predicament to others here probably. Basically i ordered from the dnms for the first time last week. I bought an oz of weed from bcdirect and the order was marked as shipped a good two days before evo ran the exit scam. for obvious reasons i didn't fe but that meant that Bcdirect never received their payment. What do you think the chances are of me receiving my weed? this was a really important purchase and because agora is down i haven't been able to get in contact with the vendor. What's my situation looking like? any experiences with this vendor?


[1 Points] inkhead1:

I have a PO box, and pretty much every time I get sent something it is too big for the box, because I just pay for the smallest box. They just put a key in my box that goes to a bigger box, and I get my package.

Well today I got a note in my PO box saying my package was too big and that I had to bring the note to a clerk. They were closed so I can't do it today, but tomorrow I will. Is this out of the ordinary? Or does that normally happen? I don't want to walk out with my package and get arrested instantly.


[1 Points] J2650:

Is there any way to get around the DeepFile paywall or will I have to pay a monthly fee?


[1 Points] TripAddict:

Anyone order off of Evo and their order was shipped the day before it was marked "Shipped" and still got their package? Just wondering if i dropped 100 bucks or not


[1 Points] naoto_:

why is agora always down for me?

is the fbi jamming my radar?


[1 Points] wtstalin:

Does anyone know if oxymorpheous sells anywhere besides evolution? I missed the shitshow and don't have his contact information. I just want my good deals on etizolam


[1 Points] None:

What's the deal with Chinese MXE vendors? Are they usually shit?


[1 Points] NSAvsDEFCON:

ImageHow do you configure the claws mail client? I am getting an error (see picture) thanks


[0 Points] dnmsafety:

Been thinking about trying cocaine for the first time. I was about to place an order then I did some searching on reddit and the majority of people said to stay away from the drug. Should I be scared and stay away or can I safely use this drug and not get addicted?


[-1 Points] righttidoooo:

I have a question, why do /r/dnm mods keep deleting posts asking them why they list markets that have fraud on them even though fraud is a deliberate attack on innocent people?


[-1 Points] None:

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