There's Something about HouseofSpirit

Ok, ok I know what you all think this post is about to say. Something about how HoS is the real deal, how she is the one true harbinger of entheogenic psychedelic experiences, the one vendor who truly cares about the buyer. She's not in this to profit but rather to spread the love, right?

No, fuck no. That is not what I am here to say today. So many people seem to have this opinion, while so many others trashtalk House due to the fact that she "doesn't care about her customers." I know some other intelligent individuals out there in the redditsphere who share the same idea of HoS as I do, but for every intelligent post about this vendor, there are 20 posts by pessimists and 100 posts by HoS "believers."

Sure, there's a chance that HoS is a con artist and is about to pull a massive exit scam. Also, there is a chance that "she" has made nearly no profit off this venture, that "her" only goal is to spread love and the beauty that is LSD.

It's sad to say that many people hold one of these two extreme beliefs while there aren't nearly as many people who, like me, take the middle ground. Do I think HoS is a con artist? No. You ask for my reasoning? OK, you got it.. HoS is the most popular LSD vendor on all of the darknet. I think we can agree on that, if nothing else based on the constant influx of questions about her service here on reddit. Going on vacation mode and pulling an exit scam just wouldn't make sense in HoS' case. Staying open as a vendor would be more profitable. Even in the highly unlikely case that Hos lost all of her IRL contacts, she would post everything from a hit to a page of L, along with 2cb, 5meo and MDMA listings. In addition to this she wouldn't go on FUCKING VACATION MODE!!! As a matter of fact she'd stay open for as long as possible before people started complaining, then she'd run off with the money probably still leaving shop open until agora admins shut it down themselves.

Ok, now to my other point. HoS claims that she is "not here to count pennies, make it big, or to entertain any other egotistical fantasies." LOLOLOL, of course you aren't counting pennies, you're one of the biggest dealers on the darknet. Anyone who has used HoS for awhile has gotten mad extras. I sell weed, and I know from personal experience that I never lose money on a deal. I know some of you guys have dealt in the past. Have you ever lost money on a deal? Have you ever even come out on a deal dead even? Only time I did anything close to this was because I had way too much weight that I needed to get rid of, and I still made like $50.

Ok, so let me get to the point. House isn't here to scam you out of your money. She would've been giving out $5 single tabs and $40 ten strip if that were the case, not moving to bulk listings. She's also not doing this out of the spirit of giving, cause that would make no sense. Risking your livelihood to spread "entheogenic psychedelic experiences?" Unless she's a whole lot crazier than me, I think not.

My theory? HoS started as a 2-4 person venture. As demand began to rise, the original founders of the account found some other people to help out. This raised the total number of individuals involved from 2-4 to 7-10. Money started rolling in, and I mean really rolling in. A few members of the team began to cash out over the past few months, and now HoS is a team of 2-4 people like it was at the start. There's just no way 1 person can do the work HoS did in her prime without making countless errors. Like I said, I'd guess she had 7-10 people helping her out with different aspects the operation. There's just no way you can process 100+ orders in one day as a single person. That means you get the orders, proceed to make labels and provide fantastic stealth (HoS is the gold standard for fantastic domestic stealth). After that you answer PMs on a shitty Agora market that is down more than it is up. Next, you go to various bluebox drops throughout your region and find a way to remain inconspicuous after months of the same shit. Meaning stealth and packaging are switched up constantly. Sound plausible? I think not.

Why does HoS stand out from the rest then you ask? Because her gear is fucking immaculate. I don't give a fuck if she's a Mexican gang banger or if she's the second coming of Jesus H. Christ. Her L is the best on the market, bar none. BV is ok, but overestimates. When he says 200ug of "House white LSD blotters" he really means 125mics of some L that isn't all that special. When House says 125 mics of Berkely silver, she means 140 mics of some fire L. And if she calls that shit GDF fluff, fuck you better watch out. The GDF is the type of L where someone tells you to be careful not because they're trying to come off as a hard ass, but because they're generally concerned that you'll take a 10 strip an never come back to reality.

Let's put it this way. HoS has high grade, chemically pure LSD while other vendors have high level street L. You know that first time you try true medical grade bud and realize everything you've smoked up until that point pales in comparison? That's how HoS' L felt to me in comparison to other good vendors on the market. Their shit was good street quality while her shit was pharmaceutical grade. Not to mention all the low quality, low dosed L I bought in person over the past few years before getting into DNMs. Though it's a decent product, vendors like instrument or BV continuously provide played out, high street quality L. Shit from Istrument and BV may be decent, but it's still street quality. The only vendor whose product came close to the L HoS provides was JerseyCow. However, he has gone downhill and even at his best was still a step below HoS' top product.

I don't care if she's an angel or a demon or anywhere in between, HoS get's me the best L and until she stops coming through I will be a fervent supporter. Time to drop 3 of the Net of Being "150 mic GDF flluff "tabs I have saved up. One of the few times where my estimate of 450mics is probably below the true dose. Good vibes redditors, and most importantly keep on truckin

Tl;dr don't comment on this thread if you haven't actually read most of this post


Comments


[25 Points] Illuzzi0nz:

Wow the beginning started out with slamming most people who blindly praise her/him and then went to full on HOS dick/clit sucking.


[15 Points] PumpUpTheVyvanse:

I don't know what you're on about but it sounds like you did too much of something.


[7 Points] None:

Eh something in the balance isn't right. She has all these "problems" while people are waiting on their shit. I love her---- she sent me the empathogen experience of the year this summer. However, I don't understand why her CS is suffering now since her bulk order strategy should be lowering her load considerably. I don't believe she will but could you imagine the money she would make off an exit scam? Loads.


[6 Points] XXX-XXX-XXX:

if only you applied yourself in school the way you did while writing this essay.


[3 Points] zombilives:

how you can say that lsd from hos is pharmaceutical grade? you make a gc/ms of the product?


[3 Points] craneyourneck:

HOS 101. Take all "her" updates and excuses with a grain of salt. Those who've been around long enough know that when the weird updates come rolling in that its "oh...it's gonna be a slow month." My guess is the team just wants a little time off to do some christmas shopping. All the hippy chick schtick is very likely to just be misdirection. That being said. IF you've been around AND actually READ her profile you quickly learn that your timeline is not their priority. They go up 3 days a week and state that right on the profile. If YOU can't comprehend or disagree with that then that's on you and it's your problem. HoS moving to bulk: why not? After years of vending 3 strips to 16 year olds I see moving to bulk as a smart move. They'll still be making bank and at the same time dealing with fewer and more serious customers. AND she announced a HoS signature watermark which will be sent to the new vendors where you'll still be able to buy small amounts of HoS lsd.

SO YOU CAN STILL BUY SMALL AMOUNTS......why is this an issue? So everyone just calm the feeeeeck down. A huge wave moved through the DNM and they are trying to adjust accordingly.

IF your a small town dealer and get your L from HoS.......sorry for your luck. Maybe research a little about where you're getting you shit from so you're not so pissed off when HoS takes unannounced breaks.....(LIKE THEY'VE DONE 100 TIMES BEFORE!!!) Jesus christ, people.


[2 Points] FILES_OF_LSD:

She sent out on 12/2, I feel like we should be seeing reports of people saying they received their shipments.

If I don't see any 'I got my HOS stuff!' by Monday, I'm going to have serious reservations.

Definitely feels a bit exit scammy ;/


[2 Points] Idonu:

I just want to buy 3 fucking tabs of HoS's LSD but she only does bulk :(. Anyone know any vendors reselling her shit?


[2 Points] None:

To call the Berkeley Silver 'fire' is a damn hell of a stretch lol


[2 Points] Colorado_Vend:

I love speculative theories about vendors. Someone better come up with one for me soon.


[2 Points] sullyrb:

nice shilling op


[2 Points] gerundive:

| Risking your livelihood to spread "entheogenic psychedelic experiences?"

The history of LSD is full of those who risked their livelihood to spread "entheogenic psychedelic experiences", amongst the earliest being Timothy Leary and Richard Alpert who were fired from their jobs at Harvard University. Just saying.


[2 Points] woobpac:

Guys, use your brains. HoS doesn't ALWAYS ship when she marks it shipped. The information in her profile is SOMEWHAT accurate, but not COMPLETELY accurate. Why? to avoid PROFILING. Think about it, if she reported the exact days that she shipped, exactly what is going on with every little thing, the alphabets watching would have a much, much easier job. She is AWARE there are alphabets watching, and is simply MISLEADING them, but still getting you your product. Her profile specifically says if you have a deadline, do NOT order from her. This is why. Duh.


[1 Points] None:

Has she replied to any PMs yet?


[1 Points] None:

Didn't read all your post but HoS in my opinion is too hot to touch. She's probably the most well known vendor. I'm not comfortable with that.