How to marry my best friend so he can get a green card?

My best friend is in a bit of a predicament. He has lived in the USA since he was 6 years old after moving here with his parentw from China. He attended high school and college here and recieved a BS in Biology. Despite his degree, he has been unable to find a company to sponsor him for a H1B visa, which is what he would need to work here an ultimately get a green card.

My friend doesntt know anyone in China except his parents, who have never shown any kind of love to him in his life and are pretty aweful as parente.. His whole life is in the USA and he is terrified of having to go back to china.

Another path to a green card would be marrage which leads me to my point. How hard would it be to pull off a fake same sex marrage with my best friend. We have lived together for 2.5 years as roommates and he is like a brother to me.

Anyone have any tips on how to find out how to pull this off


Comments


[9 Points] InTheDitch:

How is this DNM related?


[9 Points] None:

would you suck his cock for a green card? now thats friendship


[4 Points] Devoid_:

Watch i now pronounce you chuck and Larry. It's a shifty movie that will be more helpful than any advice you get here


[3 Points] danathewhite:

I really don't think this is the right sub for this. But since it's here, I'll bite lol.

This isn't as hard as you may think. A fella in my circle of friends is currently in the same process but is doing it for money. You're actually going to be doing it for a more noble reason. The guy (who's not a citizen) has a girlfriend, his girl is aware of the arrangement and the 3 live together with the girl supposedly being his best friend. They've all 3 become seemingly good friends anyway so they have plenty of pictures together etc. They didn't have to set as a couple on facebook and told immigration that they don't set it because they don't feel it's fully accepted and are somewhat afraid of prejudice which is a completely legitimate reason.

I think it would actually be easier for a same-sex couple to fake a marriage than it would be for heteros because immigration isn't going to expect you to act like how a traditional couple does. I have friends that are a gay couple and you wouldn't even know they were together until we go to a nightclub or something and they're all over each other heh.


[2 Points] globking:

Are you both male? if so--this will make it a lot harder. My father just went through this with his now husband. His husband is from Mexico. They went through EXTENSIVE application process. Which included many friends and family having to write in letters about my fathers relationship with his husband. They had to lawyer up too


[1 Points] None:

oh, this is easy :) if you live together then you must know each other... then go for marriage :) and imagine that you are a couple :) you can be a weird couple (living separate - need my own space!), like all the artists :) all do look complicated but it isnt... just imagine that you're together. Best friends know secrets! Good luck! :)


[1 Points] layschips13:

Wouldn't it be easier to find a girl for him to do this with? Better yet don't any of you have friends that are girls??? Sus


[0 Points] Morvu:

i know u can buy chinese woman, but men? but have fun dude and good luck with your love friend


[0 Points] octomarvel:

Move to China with him n marry him there.

Then yall can study biology n be happy forever.

=)

Ps - this whole post feels like an Adam Sandler movie. Are you Adam Sandler?