VENDOR REVIEW: elvisAB 1/2 Gram of DMT, $45USD

DETAILED CHECKBOX
Vendor Name/Marketplace: AlphaBay
Product/s reviewed: 1/2 Gram DMT
International?: USA to USA
Vendor requires FE?: nah muddafuckaaaaa
Price before shipping: $45USD
Shipping cost: $0USD (FREE)
Customer Service: pick one below with an "x" like this: [x]
[X]+5 Superb: Polite, prompt, ensures satisfaction
[ ]+4 Good: Professional, exhibits customer care
[ ]+3 Satisfactory: Adequate responses, resolved issue
[ ]+2 Marginal: Subpar communication, partial resolution
[ ]+1 Bad: Poor communication, no resolution
[ ]+0 Awful: Abusive responses, no resolution
Product Quality: pick one below
[X]+5 Highest purity - highly potent
[ ]+4 Mostly pure - potent
[ ]+3 Minor cut or impurity - strong
[ ]+2 Cut and/or impure - medium to weak
[ ]+1 Almost entirely cut - very weak
[ ]+0 Possibly bunk - no effect
Processing Speed: pick one below
[X]+5 Processed & marked shipped in 24hrs
[ ]+4 Processed & marked shipped in 48 hrs
[ ]+3 Processed & marked shipped in 72 hrs
[ ]+2 Package is late
[ ]+1 Package is very late
[ ]+0 Never received package
Price Value: pick one below
[ ]+5 Excellent - great value & low cost
[X]+4 Moderate - worthy value & fair cost
[ ]+3 At-market - neither good nor bad
[ ]+2 Below-market - so-so value, high cost
[ ]+1 Exorbitant - low value, excessive cost
[ ]+0 Rip-off - little-to-no value, unjustified cost
Stealth & OpSec: check all that apply
[ ]+1 Vacuum-sealed
[X]+1 Mylar/non-porous container
[ ]+1 Decoy/misdirection
[X]+1 Low package profile
[X]+1 Good OpSec/PGP
TOTAL: (23x4 for 92%)

Hi. Hello. Nice to type to you.

I bought some DMT off of this "elvisAB" fellow, as you can see here. The product is a nice golden sand color, the processing was swift (shipped within 24 hours of placing said order), and the stealth was low-profile (definitely good enough for US domestic). About 40mg vaped had me trip trip tripping - I was not of my own mind at the time. Over the course of a half hour I went from "alright, let's see if I can get high" to "WHAT THE FUCK, IS THAT A PILE OF DICKS COMING AT ME?" You might call em machine elves, I call em the hottest fuckin neon midgets I've yet had sex with. Shit got beautifully weird.

The only downside of this order was the fact that it came in at 0.46 grams. I messaged elvis (if this is the real Elvis I'm pretty impressed that he's vending beyond the grave!!!!) to tell em that in the hopes that I could have my next order right on point, and the fucker got back to me and was like "hey, resend your address, I'll hit ya with another 250mg." No joke. The 250 mg did indeed show up, on weight.

Here's a picture of the original shit (prior to smoking some and receiving the other quarter g):

https://anonmgur.com/up/3d1d25546785ca6b075e27cdf3645cd2.png


Comments


[15 Points] koelo5:

God damn, elvis still using those same bags from evo

ALSO the DMT will literally eat through the bag and stick to it after a month or so. Get it all out and store it in a small container whenever possible.


[9 Points] nubzzz1836:

I appreciate the review. However I find that making DMT is so easy I don't understand why people buy it.


[2 Points] Anti-Hero_AU:

"WHAT THE FUCK, IS THAT A PILE OF DICKS COMING AT ME?"

Dayyum. I was hoping you'd have somehow intertwined Beebz into that sentence =p


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[1 Points] Assassin4571:

Could someone explain how to get to Alphabay for a noob?