Hilarious High Schooler Arrest: Coming Soon

So! My area is fulled with intenstly retarded kids, who think they're Wiz Khalifa because they can flip half ounces and make 20 bucks.

Also, I should mention, I got the pleasure of being friends with somebody who knows a lot about this particular story. So that's how I know so much about retarded highschool antics. (Plus y'know it practically all played out on Twitter)

I'll keep this as broad as possible, while maintaining maximum hilarity.

Boy 1 buys an ounce a week from a DNM (don't know details), and flips half of it, and keeps half of it. He's known as the "best plug" in the school. Obviously this went to his head, and he got into some sort of argument with his smoking buddy. Who was the only one who knew about him using the DNMs.

As it does for stupid highschoolers, lady troubles arose. (it's probably some short fat latina named Destiny or some shit). All I know is DNM-Fag stole Destiny from Shwag-Lad, and he _fucking doxxed him on Twitter. He left a series of tweets talking about how he buys his weed "on ebay or some shit" with "virtual cash".

So after various tweets, this dumbass left a memoir of how his friend orders weed on the Darknet.

Local news will be interesting in the next few days.

Moral Of The Story: Don't fucking tell anybody where you buy from. As I say, I buy from "a grower upstate". Which, now that I think of it, sounds like the lie parents tell their children when Sparky dies.


Comments


[32 Points] whatisopsec:

This stupid drama is fucking retarded. Any high school kid who gets popped is obviously going to fucking talk. There is a reason we say you should be 18 to try this shit. If you go around killing high schoolers for having big mouths people will fucking take notice...


[30 Points] None:

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[15 Points] young_k:

Your local news monitors twitter for stories? Sounds like a boring, small town...I think you may over-estimate the importance of you and your high school friends drama to the rest of the town, though.


[8 Points] theorina:

Are a bunch of tweets really enough to arrest somebody over weed?


[6 Points] cali_organics:

This is why I tell everyone......

Grow pot.


[6 Points] wiggitywiggity123:

do you live in a town of like 100 people or what? do you really think the media/police are checking some high schoolers twitter so they can make dnm stories/arrests


[3 Points] None:

Can you even make money selling weed?

FYI i do live in CA


[2 Points] AverageSven:

RemindMe! 5 days


[2 Points] sweetpotatuh:

Sounds like some pointless kid drama that no one gives a shit about


[1 Points] tdd477:

I know destiny, you little sinner.


[1 Points] Kind_of_Brule:

LOL EBAY


[1 Points] alt_DNM_helpful:

Step 1: buy oregano

Step 2: profit


[1 Points] AverageSven:

OP did he die


[-2 Points] bigbawlzxm:

These comments are cancer Jesus Christ.


[-16 Points] None:

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[-26 Points] IgnoreMeow:

Wow, you are so cool for making fun of people for being younger, or girls for being fat

 

Oh, and using fag in 2017 as a genuine insult, nice