Worst weed on the dark net.. because everyone only asks about the best.

Remember that time you spent some extra coin to get what was advertised as "Best Fire on the Dark Net" and it turned out to be dried out, compact, stepped on twigs with green leaves fully attached? I do. The vendors I'm throwing under the bus are...

  1. Doritos: GDP x Girl Scout Cookies - Really???? The pictures taken by other people must have confused packs and took pictures of someone elses weed. What do you expect for $180 though.

  2. GucciBuds: Fruity Pebbles - More like nutrient burnt weed, brown leaves gross tasting smoke.. Again I deserved this for buying from someone who obviously uses emoji and exaggeration in their listing titles.

  3. NW-Nugz - Top Shelf (forgot strain) completely un remarkable smell, looks and airy. Would never return. $300 better flushed down the toilet. I've had way better for far less.

  4. ZeltasGarden - Ghost OG - Underweight, long shipping time, hardened nugs, unappetizing harshness, lacking smell, outdoor quality. Yet people still order from Zeltas?

Shouts to the good vendors: rocketship, sun-tzu, weednation, eastcoastcollective, ogbryan, cultmadeline, cannaxpress000, medibuds, itewqq, BlueSkiesRedEyes no particular order aside from how recently I've ordered from them Guaranteed anyone on this list will provide a good value and reliable transaction as opposed to the shit list.


Comments


[16 Points] yeahmynameisbrian:

I figured Zeltas wouldn't be good. They only ship certain days. So I put an order in on one of their shipping days and they didn't even login. They then messaged me a day or two later and told me they weren't able to ship until another day, and my order just auto declined because they never confirmed or shipped it. I thought they'd probably have a shit ton of weed just laying around, since they're never available to even sell it.


[8 Points] dickoushumongous:

I would recommend budcentral for this thread. Just place an order for some of his newest purple trainwreck. Its cheap so keep your expectations low. It will be stringy with almost no bud attached to stem. Just some stems and leaf compressed to look bud like.

Then comes customer service. Just place an order and wait nervously 2-3 weeks for budcentral to accept your order, all the while ignoring your messages. Then another 2-3 weeks for your priority package to arrive. A little long for shipping but remember you did try to buy an oz for 190. Did you really expect to get actual weed?


[4 Points] Xbizzy2DAdome:

Just leaving this out there.

I had nw-nugz bud a few weeks ago and I had the same issues with just the smell which was disappointing but it got me waaay higher than the stuff from Cult Madeline I was smoking on before that. Did you get the Purple Hog Train?


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[2 Points] flaminggiraffe9:

JSN, bought a bunch of sour diesel from him and it was fucking hard packed like a brick. I had to rip apart the brick of weed by banging it on a table really hard and then I was able to pull it apart. In the other hand Farmer1 has never fucked me over and his weed is always fire, plus the shipping times are usually good and the packs tend to be a little heavy.


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[2 Points] gangsterusername:

nw-nugz blue dream was on point as well as the cinex so idk.. the jack herer i got was dry but still dank as hell


[1 Points] SecondWarning:

CultMadeline's the best. How's sun-tzu's crumble these days?


[1 Points] cannibaloxfords:

How do vendors ship without the dogs sniffing things out? I mean weed eventually can permeate mylar, wax, gasoline, coffee, vacuum sealing, etc. This has been my number 1 fear of ordering herbs, otherwise i would


[1 Points] 32320320:

ock1 has some amazingly shitty weed, not sure if the guy is still vending but I threw away 100g of his skunk because it was so shitty. Brittle dry buds which left some weird residue behind when you shook them on white paper. Could spell out my name on the paper when I dragged the buds along the surface.......


[1 Points] None:

ZeltasGarden is also an alleged selective scammer.

Haven't had BSRE, almost forgot about them.


[1 Points] worthyofthis:

its a lottery at times


[1 Points] obsidianchao:

Fuck Doritos, dude. Bought an eighth when he was having his intro sale... shit came in and LOOKED dank as fuck, but I had to dome a gram before I felt shit. I bet he shook that shit for kief and sent out the trich-less buds. Cunt.


[1 Points] LoudRooster:

Doritos bud was absolute shit. I could not believe what the fuck was bought. GDP is a amazing and so are Girl Scout Cookies. I've never had them mixed until Doritos. This dude has mid quality gdp x gsc and high qulity gdp x gsc listed. I bought his high quality batch and this shit does not get me high...or gives me the weirdest high and it's gone in like 20-30 minutes. It smells nothing like weed and has the most unusual taste with weed I've had in my life. It does look beautiful, so beautiful but everything about it is shit. I messaged the vendor and told him and he didn't reply. I bought an OZ for nothing. About a quarter of it is still sitting in a jar for about a year now because I refuse to touch it. Edibles incoming soon though


[1 Points] Vegetano:

weed and the darknet just failed me everytime. been shopping since quite some time here but dawn the weed just varies so hard, at least in europe. i can honestly not name one vendor who has good weed & a good price.

i get mid to high grade indoor (4-5 strains) for 8€ per gram. nothing can top that in the darknet. at least i havent seen an european vendor who offers something similar.


[1 Points] None:

Not to question your experience with NW-Nugz, but I bought a couple ounces from him and they were indeed top shelf as advertised. Purple Hog train and Pine if I remember correctly.

It was good enough to go in my head stash collection, and i'm fucking picky.


[1 Points] cactuzxx:

Bcdirect


[0 Points] SavageDark:

Cali greens is always dank


[-2 Points] None:

This thread is irrelevant without pictures


[-4 Points] thatskank:

Zeltasgarden? are you serious? yea well bud you figured wrong. zelta has delivered nothing but straight fire to me, and obscure shipping days are pretty good for solid opsec, whatever opsec zelta chooses to employ. i literally received feedback from a buddy of mine out of the blue praising the super lemon i gave him. in fact i will go as far as to dispute every single claim you've made against zelta's gear. OR if you're going to use your method determining shitty bud vendors you should throw humboldtfarms up there since from time to time you don't receive that dankity doo dah everyone raves about and you get a bag full of shake and hemp hairs... even though 80% of the time it's fire as shit.


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[-7 Points] youradumbassyau:

After seeing this post I really needed to point something out. I understand what you are trying to do, but you sound like an annoying idiot with not much knowledge of weed. I really only say this because you put NW-Nugz on your bad list.

WHAT?!?!?!?!

This guy has sold me some of the craziest nugs I've seen whether it was his EMP (He gets the same strain but from different growers, quality does vary) or his Alien OG. This Alien OG was some of the stankiest dankiest bud I've ever had. Completely wrong of you to falsely claim hes a shit weed vendor when he is the farthest from that.

You sound as smart as the person who commented saying HumboldtFarms Northern Lights was good. Sorry to sound upset.... but I am

Give NW a try -anyone seeing this- and come back and tell me his weed isn't good.


[-9 Points] curiousnegroid:

This list is a shit cuz nigga I don't see humboldt-fucking-farms on your good willed shoutout for your gay lovers faggot.