Off Topic Thursday!

Feel free to talk about almost anything in this thread.


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[11 Points] fluorat:

"Dope will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no dope."


[8 Points] select1on:

Snowden is a plant by the CIA and all his revelations are lies to give him credibility to the Russians. Wait what day is it?


[4 Points] bagtape:

What's your favorite strain of cannabis and why?


[4 Points] Robot_BBMC:

Did you see that episode of "Secret Millionaire" where Barrow was described as "Britain's most working-class town"? I remember when 70s kids TV show "Swap Shop" came to Barrow Island, and I was standing next to Egerton Court with my scalextrix to swap it for a train set. When the camera went off Noel Edmonds, he turned to Keith Chegwin and said "Right! Lets get out of this shit-hole".

I'm in love with a thai "supermadam", and a wannabe escort called "Mimi" came to get advice from her this afternoon on how to open a flat. "You need your own front door, a doorbell, 2 mobiles, a bed, a bag of rice, condoms, baby oil, orange-coloured femfresh, the internet, DooTV.TH, lots and lots of towels, a tartan schoolgirl skirt and tie, and a bath with ledges on either side you can put your feet on". Like all thai women, her favourite program is "Deal or No Deal", and I remembered that Noel Edmonds story while they were both shouting "Deal! Deal!" at the telly.

I ended up at Sellafield rather than the shipyard. Even now, when I'm making a batch of methamphetamine, I purify it based on the way they extract plutonium from spent nuclear fuel. And I draw the face of my Thorncliffe chemistry teacher - "pan-man", on the balloon on my condensor, for luck. Some call me a pariah like Mariah but I am just a parody of solidarity.


[3 Points] CynicalElephant:

I really want some pizza right now.


[3 Points] None:

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[3 Points] DownVoteMeYahAsshole:

I really hope the xanax gods don't purge us of our kin again any time soon, it's bust season.


[3 Points] jigglypuffDNMteam:

Why do women have boobs? So you got somethin' to look at while you're talkin' to 'em!


[2 Points] throwitwaywaywayaway:

Would anyone here use a DNM off topic subreddit? I like the people here and often have dumb stories or questions that I'd like to share but they don't really fit. It could be fun!


[2 Points] throwitwaywaywayaway:

Why don't people eat squirrels? No matter where they live they are safe to eat since they don't eat garbage or meat and they're plentiful as fuck. Each one seems about right for a meal and you don't have to feel bad about factory farming or anything since it was just doing its squirrel thing until you came along and ate it.

I've been vegetarian for over 15 years so I haven't indulged personally, but with my budget getting tight and literally hundreds of the fuckers in the woods out back I'm getting pretty tempted to eat one.

Is it weird to break over a decade of herbivory by blasting a bunch of squirrels with my .22?

Anyone have any experience preparing them?

Despite not eating them I've dressed out deer and rabbits and shit plenty, so I'd be good there, but I have no idea how to make it palatable. Although honestly there's something about it that just sounds good, but that might just be hunger setting in.

So yeah, squirrels?


[1 Points] None:

I had a pulled pork pizza yesterday and it was just too sweet. Had to use mustard to add some sort of balance.


[1 Points] None:

Wasn't it Aliester Crowley's birthday on Tuesday? Damn I missed it


[1 Points] Dankphi:

Oh man :/. Past 2 nights ive been pulling my hair out trying to find a quality bar vendor. First, Msbliss upped the minimum to 500 right after going on vacation, next, bobafet upped his minimum too 500 aswell just as i ordered.... wtf. Now project_mayhem is on some shady shit.

I have $160 in my wallet and trying to get no less than 120 bars. 2mg, ladders, or busses, or hulks. But quality.

Any of you peeps know anyone

Thanks