Sobering Up Sunday!

Now that you're sobering up from your DNM-fueled weekend, come tell us about your hijinks! A mod will give their favorite story each week a month of Reddit gold and a little something else which is a surprise! Winners may not disclose the surprise or they'll have it taken back. Curious what it is? You'll have to win to find out.


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[17 Points] Madhardcore:

My asshole is sore...


[12 Points] None:

Took some mdma and a carton of beer then took the party to a whole new level by cranking some dance music and browsing the dnm forums on reddit while off my chops.


[8 Points] GatorGrump:

had some people over and we lost the cat. I found her an hour later meowing in the dishwasher... don't know who put her in there or why


[7 Points] Ze_Cat_Lover:

Using my alt because this weekend wasn't exactly the best of my life and there are people who know my reddit username.

I guess I'll start with a bit of background, I'm a 16 year-old kid with more mental disorders than you can shake a stick at, I had some synthetic weed laying around that I bought a while ago with the intention of trying a tiny bit and throwing out the rest. My family knows a bit about my drug issues but there is still a lot they don't know.

On Friday night I was at home with my brother, father, and stepmum. My BPD was playing up and I was in a really dangerous mood, and I wanted nothing more than to die right there and then. I figured that if I got a bit high, I would be in a better mood, so, being the fucking idiot that I am, I packed a MASSIVE bowl of synth and ripped that shit down. 10 minutes later I'm on the floor in my bathroom seizing up and puking all over the ground.

After what seemed like an eternity but was actually more like 5 minutes, the seizing stopped and I went into the living room, tripping the fuck out, to go say goodnight to my family. My stepmum asked if I was alright, and I look down and noticed that my hands and arms were purple and shaking, and she also pointed out that my pupils were dilated as all fuck. She lied me down on the couch and held me while my Dad paced around saying something about how I definitely took ice (methamphetamine). I was in too much of a state to tell him otherwise and was just thankful that my stepmum was there to calm me down. After I had calmed down a little my stepmum helped me to bed and I slept it off.

Next morning Dad and I had a conversation which could basically be summed up as "If you fuck up one more time, you need to leave the house.". I didn't argue because he was right, there was no telling if I was going to hurt myself or someone else, and it sets a horrible role model for my younger brother. I feel like absolute shit because I know for a fact that all of this is no ones fault but mine.

How was your weekend?


[8 Points] mort-de-la-mort:

The other day I had to work my ass off cleaning up a club I work at for a big show. It was on me to weedeat, rake leaves, sweep and mop, tidy up, string up lights, set up the stage, etc. About 6 hours of fast work. I was pretty tired by the end, but I knew that I had to return to the club in an hour to open it for the artists and bartender, and then work the door, and THEN clean and close. I was on my feet for about 15 hours that day.

So I microdosed about 30-40ug of LSD around 7pm (perhaps a little more than a quarter of a blotter square). I then went home, smoked a spliff, and quickly ordered some more MDMA for me and my homies, while the acid began its anxious rise in me.

I got back to the club about an hour later, feeling so good and energetic. I completed my duties so quickly that I had plenty of time to just chill and interact with the few kids who showed up early. I've never been a very good doorman, I prefer working sound, but that night I was on point at the door. Chatting up everyone, promoting the show, making myself and everyone else laugh. Also, a few motherfuckers kept trying to sneak in, but I stopped everyone of them.

SO ANYWAY, this girl shows up. We had worked at the same restaurant earlier in the year. I had known her for a good while. We were familiar. She arrives at the door with a friend and this is our interaction:

Her - "Hey Mort, I would really like to see this show tonight."

Me - "Cool, it's $12. Big name, that's why it's slightly more expensive than usual."

Her - "well...."

Me - "It's cool. I know you, just give me what you got."

Her - "ummm"

Me - "You don't have anything?"

Her - "I have a smile??"

Me - getting tired of this bullshit "I know you have a job. It's not THAT much, christ almighty."

Her - "cmon DUDE"

And it was then, the way she said "DUDE" with her funny accent, that I realized I had lost. Until then I wasn't going to let her in without paying something, but I suddenly remembered (not without a little help from my friend Cid) that I had sampled her voice, simply saying "Hey DUDE what's up?", in a song I'd made almost a year ago, without telling her or asking permission. Of course I pitched the sample and took it out of context, but I always feared that if she found out she might be pissed. It was shady for me to do and I knew it. So I said,

Me - "alright alright alright, here's a wristband. One for your friend too. C'mon in. Have fun." Her - "Thank you so much! I owe you!" Me - "You don't owe me a thing..."

So that's how I learned about sample rights, and how you shouldn't take people's voices for your own ends without their permission. $24 for a 2 second sample seems like fair compensation right? (I'm not professional by any means. I DEFINITELY will never make a penny from my current music, at least not yet.)

And I giggled to myself for the rest of the night.


[7 Points] None:

Candyflipped, tried to ride the subway to a show. I swiped my card 5 TIMES (who the fuck does that??) out of confusion and was followed by 5 or 6 guys after that who would NOT shut up about it at the station. Ended up getting myself lost while trying to lose them (was in Chelsea, the show was in Williamsburg), took the train back to Brooklyn after walking for a few hours and called an Uber because those fuckers were STILL following me.


[5 Points] None:

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[4 Points] None:

I was sober all weekend, so I was fucked up on life all weekend. Hopefully I'll be sobering up from life in a few hours by getting high.


[3 Points] None:

Time to pop another Xanax and watch some soccer!!!!!!!!!! Go USA


[3 Points] None:

Sobering up? LOL, I guess from the pineapple steel reserve (mmm) and the bars last night. But I'm awake and popped another 2.

Oh yea mods I like the new changes these new stickies & flairs are nice. Keep up the good work guys!


[3 Points] The_Grid_Is_Up:

Well I went on a 4-FA fueled cleaning spree until 3:30 in the morning. I'm sidelined with some uncomfortable chest pain today, but my house is fuckin spotless.


[3 Points] JordanHF:

Might as well type this trip report up now... TL;DR Tripping face at the amusement park.

Me and my friends E and S have been planning on dropping 2C-B at ValleyFair for a while now, and this weekend it finally happened. I woke up and played Xbox for a bit until E called me. He said he could come pick me up, and we would go back to his house and grab S, who had spent the night and was currently passed out.

He comes and picks me up and we chat on the way over to his house. I get there and see S out on the porch hitting his e-cig so I grab a seat next to him and talk for a bit about how crazy this is gonna be and just generally catching up while E does some stuff inside for a few minutes and we take off.

Right before we pull out of the driveway I suck on the LSD dripped sour patch kid I happened to pick up recently as it seemed like as good a time as any to drop it. We drive for about ten minutes then have to turn around and drop off a dog leash at E's house because his mom's friend was coming over to pick it up or something. Totally killed the momentum of being on the way along with getting the first feelings of "acid energy" and yawns I get when I trip but we had been driving for a lot shorter time than I would've ever guessed so it picked right back up after he brought it back.

About 3 minutes on the road S decides to drop his 25mg cap since E was driving. We're driving for a while, packing onies and talking, we miss quite a few exits but eventually we get there.

E and I drop our 25mg caps(UnclePsychedelic's. Very high quality)and I tell them that if at any point they feel like it's too much I have xanax that can calm them down, but that it shouldn't be a problem. We hop out of the car and me and S both say we felt like we were kinda tripping in the car but getting out and walking really kicked it up.

We pass through the gates and agree the first thing we're doing is the Steel Venom, but E says he has too sit that one out. Me and S are talking about how fucking great this ride is gonna be. We eventually get on and look at each other like "shiiiiiittt".

I see all the employees give each other thumbs up and hear "3.2.1." I get blasted back into my seat and watch the chair in front of me the the first go forward, then look off to the left and right the rest of the times and keep going back and forth between being stunned at the view and being blasted forward and backwards(looking out the sides while we went through the spins was trippy as fuck.

After that we decide to go on the Xtreme Swing, which looks pretty lame and isn't scary but even sober it feels like a goddamn air massage but anyways. We all laugh as we're getting on because the person talking over the intercom sounds like gibberish. We sit down and me and S are talking and the ride starts and about the third swing S says "Oh shit the ride started?" and I just lost my shit. Also my seatbelt came undone which scared the shit out of me at first but I forgot the bar in front of you won't move either. Still a scary few seconds but I still enjoyed the biggest swing which honestly feels almost identical to ASMR.

After that we go on the Wild Thing and Pirate Ship, which were pretty sweet, then go out to the car to hit some weed because E is only tripping lightly.

We were about to leave because we'd gone on all the good rides so I give E 2/3 of a hulk to calm his trip down and we all remember we NEED to go on the Power Tower so we head in and hop on.

At the very top we're all freaking out a little and scream on the way down because it was so intense haha.

After that we leave, buy some more bars and go back to E's to get stoned/barred out.

Very fun experience :)


[2 Points] DarkNetDyes:

I'm actually smoking the craziest gorilla glue #4 I've ever seen in my life from the dispensary, fuck sober sunday it's savings sunday at the dispensaries! http://imgur.com/Ib0z8bq


[2 Points] -telltaletart-:

I can't partake at rarified dnm levels atm, but... I have a rosey alcoholic glow on right now, and earlier my brother set up an audiovisual extravaganza so we could watch the Dr Who season premiere in swanky style and my mum finally gave back my Mad Max DVD, which I'm sobering up to right now, squee.

edit: damn my boring life sounds boring. But Dr Who was pretty awesome. Daleks is all I'm saying.


[2 Points] JizzragMansion:

I've been snorting 2mg of B-F / 10 mg of Heroin / 0.5mg of Fentanyl HCl bumps off of a small mirror. This is done while watching food network for 4h intervals in order to arouse my appetite for tasty greasy food. Nearby, I have a spray of those opioid constituents that is mixed in polyethylene glycol and citric acid. More than anything, I've eaten two large packages of cookies (coconut, double chocolate chip). I really don't want to go to work, need a miracle.


[2 Points] None:

Took 130mg of mdma for the first time which ended up taking 7 hours to properly kick in. I took it at 8:50 at a party with a mate and felt minor simulation and euphoria but the party only really started once we both got back to our own houses around 3. By 4 we were big definitely feeling it. Still recovering and taking my 5-htp but what the fuck was up with that.

Oh and I was going to give the birthday boy a tab of acid when I drop it and lose it in the dark :'( thankfully he was fine with it as he had already taken half a tab lol


[2 Points] TheBreadWinner:

went skiing all weekend at some massive parties


[2 Points] WonkyWarrior:

I managed to get high from pipe resin cannabutter, yes you read it right, pipe resin.

I let my pipe sit in boiling water for 15 mins, let some of that water evaporate, chucked in a stick of butter and let that simmer for 20 or so minutes.

I then drank my nasty cannabutter resin with milk, I passed out around 4 hours later and after 6 hours I woke up still feeling damn good! First time getting high off some edible shit. Surprised it worked tbh.


[1 Points] drimilr:

I like the new auto mod thread!


[1 Points] lordredvampire:

Alcohol fart is one thing... but weed fart is entirely a different matter (edibles only).


[1 Points] Clix828:

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What is this?


[1 Points] ootein:

Got some LSD, brother took 2 hits, then hit 3rd as he was peaking, thought his heart stopped and he was dying, pissed his pants, got naked and ran onto the road, waving down a cop, told him he was dying an his heart stopped, ending up in the hospital where he met god, then saw the big bang, came back still tripping balls and turns out he was just freaking himself out. Go figure.


[1 Points] Hank_Vendor:

got double hammered. went home with a stunner.

then struck out.

tried to respawn tonight and she shot me down again on some Hard to get thing.... she clearly overestimates my attention span.