Vendor Review: Bungee54 (Agora)

First of all, yes this is a new account as I do not post to Reddit, well ever. However, my experiences with Bungee have been so great and streamlined, I wanted to give him props and hopefully turn on the community to who might very well be the best vendor I have ever ordered from. Time after time, Bungee promptly and reliably delivers, and I never really see him discussed on here so I'm here to shine a light on his name. Especially after all that "Bungee's account changed hands bs." Whether or not that is true, I do not know, but I have had about ten orders from him over the last six months ranging from before to after that supposedly happened, and every time I have gotten bomb ass product and not only had great service, but Bungee hasn't skipped a beat.

I have been ordering on various DNMs for a long time-- ever since the early days of SR1. Bungee has been my go to guy for MDMA (personal or bulk) as well as cocaine ever since I first used him and probably will be in the indefinite future until he retires or I quit using drugs.

It started with the product (both quality and price), but he has kept me coming back with his service. Bungee has easily the best MDMA and cocaine on Agora at competitive (if not the best) prices. He does not disappoint.

So without further ado:

Communication: 5/5 I haven't had to send Bungee too many messages, but the few times I have he has always responded promptly and professionally (usually within hours, sometimes less). The sheer fact that a vendor of his size and stature cares enough to respond to what have been relatively trivial (though not frivolous) messages from my end so quickly, really speaks volumes about the experience he is trying to deliver. This is one area that many big name vendors skimp on, and understandably so. I can only fathom how many idiotic messages a vendor with the volume of business Bungee has gets in a day. If you deliver good gear, it's something that you can afford to slack on. But Bungee isn't one of those guys, he does it all. If you prioritize communication when dealing with vendors, Bungee has that covered.

Shipping: 5/5 Bungee is based in Belgium, and I live across the pond in the middle of the United States, roughly equidistant from either coast. I have had roughly ten separate packs delivered from Bungee over the last several months, and most have made it in seven to ten days, and none of them have ever taken longer than two weeks. Bungee ships out quicker than any vendor I have ever used, especially considering he is international. His packs always ship out the same day without fail; usually he has it marked shipped before I can even close my browser. He ends up even being faster than domestic orders sometimes.

Stealth: 5/5 Bungee doesn't do anything crazy in terms of stealth but he keeps it simple and what he does works. He covers all the bases one would expect for a vendor of his volume and experience. Typed labels, alternating return addresses, MBBs, visual barriers, etc. Without going into too much detail let's just say that his packages always fit in a mailbox, whether you're ordering 100g of MDMA or a gram or two of coke, and you of course never have to sign for anything.

Product: 6/5 This is what makes Bungee the best. All that stuff that I have discussed above is great and all, but if you don't have good gear, you don't have shit. I will be reviewing his MDMA and cocaine as that is all I have tried from him. Both receive the legendary 6/5 from me.

MDMA: Bungee has the best ratio of price to quality on the entire darknet. 100g of MDMA runs you around $1900 USD and this stuff is as good as anything you can find anywhere. That is very fucking cheap. Bulk or personal amounts, it doesn't matter. Why anybody would get MDMA anywhere else after trying his baffles me. Deadmau5 was my go to guy before this (he resells LL's Canadian Sand which is absolute fire), but Bungee's stuff is way cheaper and equally as legit. My orders have consisted of large milky white translucent shards every single time. As someone with a background in chemistry, this greatly pleased me. The shards, aside from being aesthetically pleasing, mean that it is less likely to have been cut, and the color (though technically it means nothing) has the look of a real chemical product and not some bleach white stained monstrosity. Of course I reagent test his gear and it goes straight to black every time without fail.

With Bungee's price and quality of MDMA, you can have your cake and eat it too. He even included a free gram of coke with one of my more recent MDMA orders. Which leads me to my next review...

Cocaine: Let me preface this by saying I'm not a big cocaine type of person. I don't have the best sinuses and because most coke vendors on the darknet are so hit or miss and you can easily pay a premium for absolute shit, I don't normally bother. I do enjoy good coke on occasion when I can get it, and after reagent testing and looking over the free gram that Bungee sent with my last MDMA order, I decided to give it a shot.

Holy shit. His Peruvian coke is straight fire. I have had good coke before, and this stuff wasn't good, it was fucking great. The ziplock bag it came in reeked of diesel fuel (that strong alkaloid smell that all good coke has) from across the room. When opened it practically turned my stomach (in a good way). It had that nice fish scale sheen and it comes in nice sticky, organic clumps that cut up perfectly with a little credit card or razor blade magic.

Before I wrote this review, I went ahead and placed an order for another two grams and waited until I tried that before I rendered my verdict. I have never gotten coke this good on the darknet and I wanted to make sure it wasn't just one fabled batch as so often happens with "good" coke vendor reviews. It arrived last night and was equally sick. I reagent tested it and it passed (and more or less looked equally as great as the free gram I got before) and did two medium size lines, one in each nostril. I had plenty of dopamine and serotonin from laying off drugs for the most part recently, and I felt like I was fucking rolling. I had this intense euphoria with a sharp rush of energy and alertness, no jitters and no speediness. I also got what I like to call the Scarface feeling-- that feeling that you are on top of the world and can literally do anything and nobody can fuck with you. A feeling that is unmistakeable from great coke, a feeling that most people who do cocaine actively seek out and suffer through disappointment for over and over again. But ladies and gentlemen, Bungee's got it.

I noticed that it says on his profile recently that his coke has been blind tested at 80% in a lab. I would agree with that assessment. It is THAT good, and from my limited experience, consistently so. At $130ish a gram and no bulk you can find cheaper stuff on the darknet, but for the quality I think it is more than reasonably priced. Especially considering you're basically playing Colombian roulette with most other vendors on the darknet.


Comments


[4 Points] hugsfordrugs:

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[2 Points] HunterSSThompson:

I genuinely enjoyed this post, well written! I've been a customer of the Bungee Team for a long time and they've never let me down. However I'd recommend using their private forum/market for doing business with them.

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Take care and I'm looking forward to your report of his product.


[1 Points] eenoq:

Have you ever tried nationchemz? would you say bungee's coke is better than his stuff?