Who wants to go over how NOT to accept a package?

I know the basic's of attempting to avoid a CD, but just as a refresher, how would one go about doing this? Or could I please be pointed in the right direction.

If the mailman comes to my door and I say," oh, I'm not expecting any packages, I think you must be mistaken, please return to sender"

How will that work out?

House is completely cleaned


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[8 Points] galaxyandspace:

http://pastebin.com/Hxv48hwk


[1 Points] None:

If I suspected something I wouldn't answer the door in the first place but that isn't useful unless you already caught wind of what's happening. There's also the possibility that should you not answer, your door will be swiftly removed from its hinges depending on what they already have on you, in which case your best option is probably to spontaneously combust.


[-2 Points] None:

You say, "no, no thanks those are drugs".