What would you do?

I went to check my PO box today, I wasn't expecting anything yet but I figured I had some time to kill. In my box was one of those yellow slips they put in the box when your package is too big for the box or something. They didn't circle any of the options, which is normal.

I only have two packages that I know for sure are coming. One is an Amazon package that has a slight possibility of being here, the tracking hasn't been updated in a few days and its last known location was only a few states over. The estimated delivery day is this Thursday though. I doubt that this package is too big for the box, but I've seen some downright retarded Amazon packaging before so maybe.

The other is a package a gram of MDMA that, according to the vendor, was shipped out two days ago. Estimated delivery time is 4 days, but the vendor could be located very close to me. This package I assume would be small enough to fit in the box, and the vendor is supposed to have some of the best stealth available right now. Thats why I went with him.

My mind immediately jumped to the worst possible conclusion, that they know whats in the package and they want to arrest me. I figured their best strategy for making a CD at a post office would be to try to get the person to go there between certain times (business hours) and just have a few dudes chilling there or something.

I know that if they really did find the drugs then I am getting whats coming to me either way, so I should probably just nut up and bring the slip to the counter tomorrow. I'm probably just being a paranoid idiot.

Is there anything I'm missing? What would you do in this situation?


Comments


[16 Points] None:

When you go to pick up your package, proclaim loudly to the clerk:

"THANK YOU FOR MY PACKAGE, KIND SIR! LET ME ASSURE YOU THAT THIS PACKAGE DOESN'T HAVE DRUGS IN IT!!"

That way, they will leave you alone, because why would they arrest someone for having a package without drugs?


[9 Points] JohnRobertsCC:

Go to the front desk to buy stamps or something check it out, Look at the parking lot real good do a drive thru. If all looks good act like you walked over to your box real quick and then come back with the slip. Use your phone and a pair of small head phones and download scanner radio. Find your local PD on their and turn it on keep the volume all the way down. When they walk back turn the volume up and listen... if you hear a call come through to your post office address haul ass. If not take you package and be on your marry way. DO NOT OPEN IT FOR A BIT let that fucker sit... then drive away from your house and go get something to eat. If they are going to bust you they will not let you leave again.


[11 Points] niggerplease2:

LE is not going to waste their time on a CD of 1 gram... I mean I guess It's possible but highly unlikely.


[5 Points] ButcherBlues:

If the MDMA was shipped 2 days ago and delivery time is 4 days, surely the best thing to do would be to wait a couple more days and see if the MDMA comes through, no?


[3 Points] Forgotmythingy:

You go up to the desk and ask for your package. That's it. LE wouldn't wait at a post office all day. Let's use our brain here


[1 Points] AliceBTolkas:

Burn house down > Flea to Belize


[1 Points] Tr1pleJay:

No idea. Cross your fingers and hand in the slip. Pls update if possible OP! Best of luck to you.


[1 Points] ZeusAreios:

Had to pick up a package that could have easily fit in the po box from the desk. Turns out, they didn't know where my box box was because they never rented from that block before. No big deal, they won't have LEO waiting in store on the off chance that you come in while they're there


[1 Points] Magicpurpleponyrider:

1 gram wouldn't even come in a bulk package, probably a normal sized mail envelope. You're good, it's the amazon package


[1 Points] Pabbycakes:

Since you said the MDMA vendor may be local, I'm assuming you ordered domestically (USA). If you didn't order international I highly doubt they would be able to find it and CD you, for a gram at that. I wouldn't be too concerned, but the paranoia is completely understandable. Just make sure to keep your cool and act like it's just another day of getting mail. I hope this helped calm your nerves. Please update as well, OP.


[1 Points] noonehear:

I've gotten the same yellow slip in a PO box before... the box had one package in it so the second could not fit. I collected package at the desk with no issues. PO box was the largest they offer.

Also as far as Amazon and shipping... I ordered a hammer as a gift (basically a joke... borrowed hammer from someone and broke it haha) from Amazon. It came in a huge box with way to many of those inflatable air damage protection thingies. I left it in the shipping box to give as gift because Amazons packaging added even more hilarity to the gift.


[1 Points] None:

almost every day someone who sounds like they're not old enough to receive their own mail orders a gram of this or that and then goes in to panic mode because the postman couldn't be bothered to fill the slip out, or they got a slip, or the postman knocked 3 times instead of 2

i get these slips even when I'm home, the postman just hasn't bothered his arse to even knock i get them completely blank, half filled out,

it's actually unusual to get one of these slips with everything filled out properly,

these markets attract a lot of people that are not savvy enough to be involved in this stuff, IMO.


[0 Points] None:

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