Sending product to jail...

Are vendors getting anything through? It would be nice to send my friend some goodies while in county. Thinking lsd would be easiest but idk if I would want to trip in a cage. Heard of people coating letter with liquid and then eating the paper or where they seal the envelope. I know staff opens and reads all mail


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[35 Points] freeusebandodge:

Well LSD liquid on paper would be ideal.

But they could still blacklight it.

Random idea: visit him and do a crossword puzzle with him like a game but then make sure to eat 2 squares very obviously - right from the middle. Say 'yum. I'm full now' so he gets the idea to stop.

You can point to letters within the crossword puzzle in order. L-S-D.

Then if you think he understands blot a crossword puzzle.

You should probably dose it mild the first time to see if he caught on. Maybe half dose a small area. 500ug total.

Of course it will be obvious if you only send him one puzzle. You have to stealth it with... I don't know.. put it in a box with a rubick's cube and a bunch of other shit for LE to focus on so your crossword puzzle gets unfucked with.

And you'd have to send it like a vendor, untraceable back to you so if it's burned everyone's safe.

So you can.

Good luck.


[27 Points] samwhiskey:

A lot of lock ups will xerox the letter and not give the original.


[23 Points] Throwaway77667:

Tripping in county jail is my nightmare, Xanax blotter on the other hand would be easy just soak certain areas


[19 Points] ForLol_Serious:

Your gonna have to do it the old fashioned way and smuggle it in up your butt


[9 Points] JelloCreationist:

Don't reckon it'll work out fam.


[7 Points] PHattygrilledcheese:

Just put some money on homeboys books. Theres plenty of shit already in there thay way you dont cop a charge and he dont cop another charge if shig goes south.


[5 Points] FulltimeSandwich:

They don't go through every letter, that's a ridiculous idea. They just run a dog over the letters that go to the lower risk prisoners, they go through the letters to higher risk.

I once saw an episode of lockup where they said they only ever find suboxon, which makes perfect sense to me considering how small/strong it is. That might've just been for the camera though


[3 Points] ice_cream4breakfast:

Meth is possible too. Make a solution then squirt on paper and dry


[3 Points] FuckTheRdruglice:

How would he know what part of the paper to eat. Figure that out then you can send some L maybe xanax.


[3 Points] throwahooawayyfoe:

And this is why so many jails and prisons are starting to give inmates photocopies of their mail rather than the originals nowadays.


[2 Points] Niglongdong:

Not experienced but what id do is tell said person somehow discreetly. Take a piece of paper and dose it with liqud L on bed of nail so a 1inch square preferably larger is a dose. Write a letter or preferably get the relative of imate to mail letter on dosed paper. Extra points if you use a thicker than normal paper, use analogs or rcs that are difficult to detect, and make the paper not be noticed. Drugs are rampant in jail id ask the imate how others import


[2 Points] jlselect318:

they can't open legal mail. they open it in front of you and then basically just shake it to see if anything falls out. suboxone strips strips stapled in a long indictment or discovery always get through.


[2 Points] None:

try and tell us here how it goes


[1 Points] None:

Is this serious ? I can't imagine tripping acid in jail . I can't think of a worse place to trip than prison . I would lose my shit . I can't believe your actually thinking of doing this . However I had a friend who got locked up and his cellmate was suboxone kingpin behind bars . I shit you not . He had someone crush up a bunch of sub pills than make a liquid solution and had his wife paint it on pictures he pretended his daughter drew for him. My buddy said dude would make tabs just like acid and sell them for 10$ a hit . He said dude was rolling it the dough.


[1 Points] DontDoDrugsWithoutMe:

sounds like a dumbass idea


[0 Points] Schmaxx:

Tripping in jail is legit.