Mods are asleep, post unrelated stories
[36 Points] NeuropsychTA:
[29 Points] None:
Smoke weed everyday
[21 Points] Febbraio2468:
My cat's breath smells like cat food.
[15 Points] Vendor_BBMC:
They should make me a mod. I'm in a different time zone. Nothing gets past me.
And I only sleep at weekends.
[9 Points] The_Grid_Is_Up:
Well there was this one time at bandcamp...
[10 Points] None:
I peed in a cooler while sleepwalking on meth once.
[9 Points] loadsofshite:
i thought i was getting fat but i hadnt taken a shit for two days so i shit out two days worth of food the next day and turns out i wasnt getting fat
[5 Points] procowtipper:
Successful outing last night. Tipped 2 full grown black angus worth 68 and 72 points respectively and one Brahma worth 89 points. Currently leading the US Open. Shoutout to the border patrol for sponsoring the cow tipping circuit.
[3 Points] fizzym0nsterman:
like something about my labradoodle?
[3 Points] weirdQthrowaway:
Of course Ag goes down as soon as I send it money, why wouldn't it.
Guess I'll have to go full toughguy and use my mad haxxing skills to find the captcha server to get my €200 back. q.q
[2 Points] None:
Did somebody say, Spiderman thread?
[1 Points] Axaq:
Unrelated story
[1 Points] None:
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[1 Points] None:
OK we are up now, funs over!
[1 Points] daretohopeiamsorry:
U HAVE TO TEACH ME UR WAYS
I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I’m retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Apache” and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.