[Vendor Review] Darpee911 - 1G #4 Heroin "Grade AAA"

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Comments: Ive always seen darpee/deepee (whatever -pee911) around on various markets for at least a year to this point. I was never trying to pay for his gear as its priced so only rich snobs and picky junkies who will pay $75+ for a gram as opposed to some fire from just about any other vendor. I felt like turning my nose up at lesser quality gear and treating this almost like a status symbol. Until I snort it, then im an empty handed junkie like everyone else.....

Anyway didnt mean to get so weird, I am pretty seriously high at the pretty collection of moments it took me to write this review. Been at the edge of a nod while writing this out. Im trying to keep this concise and sweet..

It was expensive...I was going to buy the express over night too, i was slightly short and then btc took a dip so i got priority. Cost was about $270, including $13 ship. Order placed late friday afternoon, accepted and marked ship Sat, was scheduled to land Thurs, land Wed.

Gear is aboslutely root toot botootly insane. Its so clean the burn is almost non existent up the nose. An instant wash of warmth over your body and then a gradual ride into euphoric bliss over the next ten minutes. It takes a lot to get noddy, im sure one could push it but you absolutely dont need to. You can enjoy a heavily euphoric dopamine ride while still being wholly alert and (mostly) useful as a person, dare I say functional despite your highness.

I could easily put this up thre with some of the best dope I ever did (not like top 3 or 5.....maybe like top 25) but the cost, objectively speaking, is what had always held me back from purchasing before, and probably wont re-make that decision without some unexpected extenuating circumstances playing a factor in the decision.I am still pleased with the product, and the stealth was very interesting, I would almost call it a 10 but I just couldnt. Despite the creativity and ease of application of it, it could still be improved slightly to reach ten.

I feel like ive rambled long enough. Im no auteur, but i hope my descriptions and shit can help somebody for some reason? It took me, not even exaggerating, 2.5 hours to write this whole review. Between about 10 lit cigarettes, 4 that i never got to smoke, a nod that truly never got going and hasnt ended. I think I mentioned everything yall, im sorry if this sucked too.

heres some photos of the great gear:

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take care yall and stay safe out there :o) /u/lillbhomber


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[1 Points] hettiseeds:

Looks great. Thanks for the review.


[1 Points] ScienceSaysNOPE:

Wow, I'm surprised. I've patronized *-pee911 twice, both times a while ago when I needed gear in a last-minute hurry. On both occasions I promptly received hefty servings of I-don't-know-what (quininnitol?), with a dash of heroin.

Learned my lesson then: Don't buy drugs from people who sell cutting agents for the same drugs. (But hey, I'm glad it worked out for ya.)