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Vendor Name/Marketplace: |
uncutking |
Product/s reviewed: |
0.5g PURE FISHSCALE COCAINE FROM UNCUTKING FAST SHIPPING |
International?: |
(list countries) no, US |
Vendor requires FE?: |
(yes or no) no |
Price before shipping: |
$16 |
Shipping cost : |
$6.45 |
Customer Service: | pick one below with an "x" like this: [x] |
[ ]+5 |
Superb: Polite, prompt, ensures satisfaction |
[x]+4 |
Good: Professional, exhibits customer care |
[ ]+3 |
Satisfactory: Adequate responses, resolved issue |
[ ]+2 |
Marginal: Subpar communication, partial resolution |
[ ]+1 |
Bad: Poor communication, no resolution |
[ ]+0 |
Awful: Abusive responses, no resolution |
Product Quality: | pick one below |
[ ]+5 |
Highest purity - highly potent |
[ ]+4 |
Mostly pure - potent |
[ ]+3 |
Minor cut or impurity - strong |
[ ]+2 |
Cut and/or impure - medium to weak |
[x]+1 |
Almost entirely cut - very weak |
[ ]+0 |
Possibly bunk - no effect |
Processing Speed: | pick one below |
[ ]+5 |
Processed & marked shipped in 24hrs |
[ ]+4 |
Processed & marked shipped in 48 hrs |
[x]+3 |
Processed & marked shipped in 72 hrs |
[ ]+2 |
Package is late |
[ ]+1 |
Package is very late |
[ ]+0 |
Never received package |
Price Value: | pick one below |
[ ]+5 |
Excellent - great value & low cost |
[ ]+4 |
Moderate - worthy value & fair cost |
[ ]+3 |
At-market - neither good nor bad |
[ ]+2 |
Below-market - so-so value, high cost |
[ ]+1 |
Exorbitant - low value, excessive cost |
[x]+0 |
Rip-off - little-to-no value, unjustified cost |
Stealth & OpSec: | check all that apply |
[ ]+1 |
Vacuum-sealed |
[ ]+1 |
Mylar/non-porous container |
[ ]+1 |
Decoy/misdirection |
[x]+1 |
Low package profile |
[x]+1 |
Good OpSec/PGP |
TOTAL: | (10x4 for 40% ) |
I gotta tell you, the state of the cocaine game on the markets for domestic US is absolutely pathetic. Every single listing is "90+% Peruvian" this or "Completely Uncut Pure Bolivian" that and it is ALL garbage and this guy uncutking is no different. This order was terrible, his listing was for "SPECIAL LIMITED OFFER*** 0.5 PURE FISHSCALE COCAINE FOR ONLY 16 USD!!!!!!!" and it came out to $22.45. Well, he is a new vendor and it reads as a sample for some uncut fire product to gain good reviews so I'm thinking to myself "Is this it? Have I finally found a domestic vendor that is actually slanging fire product domestically and can I be lucky enough to grab an almost free half gram of "uncut PURE FISHSCALE COKE straight from the mountains of Peru." as he calls it?" The answer is "NO." I place my order. It arrives 4 days later in a priority envelope in a tiny ziplock bag with a visual layer. No way to mask the smell. My first thought was "Oh shit, that could've gone bad but looks like I dodged a bullet." and made a note not to order again from him based on the fact that there was no MBB or vac seal. I was hoping that at least the product would be fire to help make up for the irresponsible stealth. I crack open the bag and smell it. Almost no smell. Already it's not looking good. I weigh it and its a point over and I lick the bag. Tastes bad. Definitely tastes cut but my mouth did get numb. I bust out a line. It tasted disgusting, didn't burn too much but it was definitely cut to shit. I did the .6 in about 2 hours and barely felt anything. I contemplated throwing it away as it was useless to bust and I wasn't sure what I was actually busting but I was sure it wasn't coke. After the bag was gone I went through a pretty bad withdrawl that I don't get from good coke and the next day my nose was pretty messed up. This was terrible coke and I will never order from him again. I believe most of his other orders are made from him because all of his feedback is bullshit. Same old bullshit that the markets are saturated with when it comes to cocaine.
Another vendor to never order Coke from is Senator on Nucleus. I can tell you now that my nose is producing embryonic fluid like from a fucking laboring vagina