[VENDOR REVIEW] GoingPostal: 0/10

this pussy ass scamming ass fuccboi sent me a box with nothing but a rock in it. I thought maybe it was just good stealth so i tried to smash the rock with a hammer but it was strong as fuck and put a crack in my kitchen counter. Now i'm out my money and i have to replace my kitchen counter.


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[50 Points] everybodygetweird:

Same thing happened to me, ordered some sand but when it arrived all that was in the box was a rock, like from a fucking quarry. Complained to vendor and he said the damn mailman must have smushed it when it was in transit.

I recommend smashing it back down into a powdery type consistancy, not as good as sand like from the fucking beach but still decent shit. I cut mine with a bunch of mud like from a fucking puddle and sold it off to a bunch of newbs, very profitable.


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[29 Points] None:

You dumbass it says on his profile in big writing "DON'T TRY SMASHING MY DRUGS ON YOUR KITCHEN COUNTER" lesson learned man, lesson learned... Buy stronger countertops


[23 Points] citizen6548:

Poster review: 10/10


[18 Points] deezyyyy:

Good stealth? How does one conceal drugs inside a rock?


[17 Points] Jay-__:

LOL he doesn't know how to use the rock!!


[16 Points] jadedsynk:

You need the rock from goingpostal, and the sand from PFM/Humboldt, you rub them together to make heroin #4. Duh.


[12 Points] InfinitelyOutThere:

10/10 rocks were fat!


[8 Points] None:

You check the fucking blacklist first, so this shit doesn't fucking happen. You're retarded.


[5 Points] Billcosbyrapedmetoo:

You are supposed to dip the rock in gasoline then sniff it, you get high as fuck.


[5 Points] DownVoteMeYahAsshole:

I'm detecting serious shill here.


[3 Points] long_wang_big_balls:

Reminds me of back in school, when my friend thought he bought some dank weed,but it turned out to be, like, parsley. He didn't get high, but he seasoned the shit out a chicken dish.


[3 Points] ThrowAwayMyNonsense:

Charlie Brown, this is terrible OpSec. What would Linus say?


[3 Points] None:

bullshit


[2 Points] ShadowedPsychonaut:

I am really not quite sure about the FUD that I've seen forever about GP.

I have ordered 7+ times from GP, MDMA, #4 (Iv'd omg), and coke. Never EVER had problems. Express everytime. Have the transaction history as proof. Love the man. Every time I read a post about scamming with minimal information, just seems as FUD.

But I see the counter also, I could be GP trying to get you to order. So to each his own. I started by trying him small. His feedback speaks for itself. If you have an issue, check yourself first to see your not it.


[1 Points] sharpshooter789:

TurtleTime lol.


[-1 Points] nsgiad:

Not sure if serious, gp is a known scammer.