What now??

Hi guys,

I just placed my first order today. I bought btc through local bitcoin, used pgp, and placed the order. I've read that people always burn down their houses after placing orders. When is the best time to burn down my house? What sort of burning material should I use? Right now, all I have is gasoline, butane, and methamphetamines. I am hoping to perform my first dark net market transaction flawlessly. Please give me tips!!

Thank you for your time!!! -dankoqualitycontrol


Comments


[12 Points] None:

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[9 Points] Imnotsosureaboutthat:

Burning down your house is a rookie mistake. Its a good idea to just burn the whole neighborhood down


[8 Points] samwhiskey:

Only burn down your house if your package doesn't arrive within 3 hours 16 minutes from the time you placed the order. Any later and a cd is imminent.


[7 Points] presari0:

Please excuse the JERKOFFS giving you all these silly, snarky and sarcastic replies.. Thats not what this sub is about fellas! This guy needs our help and you guys are all like 'lolz, ur a n00b at the internet and darknets.' Grow up, all of you. Ok, OP, so youre gonna wanna chug as much gasoline with ur butt as you can get up there; fart out a giant fireball onto your house; celebrate with your meth until the cops arrive.


[6 Points] None:

It's to late at this point. Should have inquired sooner.


[6 Points] MollyCanada:

quite a funny dude. Welcome to Reddit


[4 Points] DontGiveAFuxtable:

Nah, don't burn down your house, that's pussy talk. When the CD comes to your door, just rob the undercover officer at gunpoint. Trust me, once he sees that you aren't no bitch, they won't want to fuck with you. Maybe put one in his arm just to let him know you're serious. Happened to me last week, I told him "put the drugs down and get back in your truck, before I put some buckshot in your forehead". He proceeded to piss in his pants and run away crying. That particular time actually wasn't a CD (turned out it was the UPS guy delivering some stuff from newegg, gotta lay off the meth), but you get my point. When dealing with LE the best way to go is establishing your dominace


[3 Points] sorrybouthatsport:

First off, how many gallons of fruit punch did you buy before the bitcoins? If you don't have that number, I don't even know what we're doing here. Seriously.


[2 Points] Burnitupdownallround:

I think self immolation should be given serious thought when preparing to do the burn the bugs in tropical south America could eat a beagle whole. I suggest to follow the dousing of the house in gas kerosene linseed oil etc. With one difference load your bong with your best weed but put a 50 /50 mixture of acetone and petroleum either. Wait on the CD to go down and take a huge rip from the bong with cheap lighter with a 6 inch flame. I think that may solve the potential CD problem.


[2 Points] kaspercarr:

This should be flaired humor instead of general question.


[1 Points] None:

We should create another sub-subreddit for these kinds of posts. After all, this sub is already getting flooded too much with newb questions, vendor ads, market specific discussion, RC discussion, clear market sources, market invites, TAILS, and newb questions after all!