[rant]something not normal with USdanks weed

my balls shribble into oblivion everytime i smoke usdank's weed, specificically his "jager" strain

now im not talkin about a normal shiribble of the nutsack you get when your cold, my testicles itself shrink

btw mods this is some real shit i need some feed back and see if anyone experienced anything weird about his bud i could save someones life

edit: stop fuckign downvoting unless u leave feedback, this is some real shit he could be sprayin it or keeping nutes in it

will update with pic for proof


Comments


[8 Points] None:

I bet you thought this was funny too lol. Stfu.


[8 Points] This_Is_That_Moment:

He turned me into a newt once.


[2 Points] youhavereachedthelim:

Hahahaha


[2 Points] cat-a-plexy:

Weed that makes your balls shrink...

I think I have heard it all now.


[2 Points] FastDonut:

Thats fucked. Maybe you could get some test kits and run something on it? Don't know how possible this is. Might see what other stuff he sells that might be getting mixed in. Any weird highs or anything from it? And is that the only physical symptom?


[2 Points] None:

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[2 Points] DontGiveAFuxtable:

Maybe it's just a psychological reaction, because your dad used to smoke blunts while he molested you


[1 Points] None:

you dumb as hell bruh.


[1 Points] jadedsynk:

Iono if this is a troll thread...but for the record I got his jager last week and it does not make my balls shrink.

edit:oh yeah its a troll thread


[1 Points] bunsuoblub:

Serious: Do they go back to normal when you sober up?


[1 Points] synikal12:

Yeah browww my bawls shrunk when I smoked his shit rolls eyes


[1 Points] throwahooawayyfoe:

keep toking. maybe your balls will disappear altogether.


[1 Points] None:

I will say that his weed is a little strange. Either it is extremely exotic or just weird. It smokes extremely harsh and doesn't even really smell like weed. Just looks...Weird. I mean, looking under a microscope shows it is COMPLETELY covered in trichomes. But it is just weird. I can't even really explain what I mean.