Drug testing

Is there anything on any DNM that may aid me in guaranteeing a negative drug test for Marijuana? This is not for legal reasons, and preferably would like something in the form of an additive. I am looking for something regardless of price; one for the EMIT drug test, and possibly one for the GC:MS test. Any information on this is helpful, thanks!


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[4 Points] None:

Honestly, the only sure fire way to beat a drug test is substituted synthetic (or real) urine kept at the correct temperature. There are no products that you can eat, drink, or add to your urine to pass the test. Almost every product claiming to help you pass a drug test work by dilution. In other words, the product doesn't do shit, its the fact that the directions tell you to drink a shitload of water. Almost every drug testing company will flag your sample if is diluted. I hope this helps.


[5 Points] Derrick4Real:

There is no magic bullet. All detox drinks are bs...anyone who passes, does so bc the instructions tell them to drink tons of water after the drink. Not only are they a scam, they are price gouging desperate folks too.

The Whizzinator and synthetic urine are the best, most secure method. I lend my 6 year old Whizzinator out monthly. It's funny as hell when my neighbors see a different guy walking down the sidewalk with a look-alike strap-on.

Just last Monday I had to give my friend a training sesh on the do's and dont's of how to wear it, and how not to leak all over yourself. I had my friend come over with the synthetic urine I had ordered, which I know always passes any 7-Panel and GC/MS send out.

He got a call this morning for a start date. I never charge, just coach...but people feel compelled to give me money they are so relieved.

Whizzinator = 30+ | The Man = 0


[2 Points] None:

Nothing except starving yourself/drinking a ton of water will help. If you need to get fucked up, i suggest kratom, as it's it's the closest. If you want to get in that not care mode, phenibut or kava kava. There's also the classic alcohol/tobacco while you're on probation. But nothing will eliminate that weed but time, try and go to rehab if you have to it's way better than jail.


[1 Points] hugsfordrugs:

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[1 Points] obsidianchao:

You won't pass a GC:MS test with your own urine no matter what, and synthetic urine will be detected.

If you need clean piss that desperately, find yourself a friend.


[1 Points] ThousandGrams:

Stat-Flush pills have gotten me thru 2 years of probation. Other than that, synthetic urine.