Moronic Monday - It's your weekly stupid questions thread!

Hey /r/DarkNetMarkets , it is time for Moronic Monday!

Post your question - stupid or otherwise - here to get an answer. Anyone can post a question and the community as a whole is invited and encouraged to provide an answer. Many questions get submitted late each week that don't get a lot of action, so if your question didn't get answered before, feel free to post it again.

I do ask that you refrain from abusing noobs in this thread. Feel free to link to guides, though.


Comments


[6 Points] fisher694:

How risky is it to bring just 1g of coke to Australia? I've heard very mixed reviews of the customs security and I'm not sure what to believe now..


[3 Points] None:

NOPE


[3 Points] Prince_Lohengramm:

After reading the Jolly Roger's Security blog [http://www.deepdotweb.com/jolly-rogers-security-guide-for-beginners/] I want to know what network and connectivity setup some of Reddit's veteran buyers are having success with.

I am considering a couple different options however I am having trouble figuring out whether or not setting up a VPN is necessary. I also wanted to know how important it is to bridge your Tor connection.

Right now I currently own a Hamachi network + Privoxy, Tails installed on VirtualBox via SD Card. (Currently no way to connect Tails to Hamachi).

I would just like some advice on what the optimal setup would be with what I currently have. I own a laptop and a desktop, the desktop is configured as my always-on server. Any advice is appreciated!


[3 Points] Thirstydewd:

Hey I saw a vender, who was selling prepaid debit cards and wondering what are the dos don'ts


[2 Points] stoneyave:

Haven't seen anyone talk about virvox, does anyone use it? Very easy to change credit card/paypal to bitcoin. Is localcoin better?


[2 Points] dogeformayor:

How long does mail take from Netherlands to Canada?


[1 Points] over9000pies:

Hot damn, do these threads make Monday mornings better or what??


[1 Points] frostythrowaway1:

on this sub for the first time reading about buying via bitcoins. theyre insanely expensive for purchasing outright and darnit i just wanted to buy some adderall from one of the listed sites. living in a small town for the next 6 mos for work and everyone knows me so I'm not down for asking anyone here, and my pcp (in a diff state) just prescribed a diff med (cymbalta from lexapro- and i dont think my wallet can sustain that rx for long; another insanely expensive pill).

am i missing something with the bitcoin experience? although I must say, I am brand spankin new to it all....


[1 Points] None:

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[1 Points] denmark786:

Is there anyway way to set up and use gpg public / private keys via android mobile ?

Been using chat secure successfully recently along with orbot and orweb to access tor sites without having to turn PC or laptop on which is great, but would now really like to message vendors on mobile which obviously requires pgp keys, I just haven't found a way to do it ?

Anyone need help setting up orbot and orweb to access tor and sites like sr etc, by all means message me I am happy to help


[1 Points] tossitintheskipper:

Is there any more risk associated with ordering to a rural town as opposed to a big city? I'm only interested in ordering no more than 5 hits of LSD at a time. Maybe some AL-LAD if I find the right vendor. Am I significantly safer ordering only blotter domestically as opposed to something like a powder or plant? I may be one of the only ones in my town to be using Tor. However we have a small time ISP and many people are connected on one node so I share the same IP as most of the town. I plan on buying a VPS with bitcoin and using that to tunnel my Tor traffic through. Does this sound like a decent set up? Thanks.


[1 Points] None:

It said on the guide to not use windows, why not? And also all this encryption stuff seems awful complicated, so why can't I just buy bitcoins, go make an account and buy some LSD?

Also, how do they send drugs past borders? How do they get away with it? Does post not get checked?


[1 Points] JesseisWinning:

What's the best process to get btc at the moment? It's been a minute since I've went through the process.. I'd like to use a Debit Card but I know how to wire money also. I've ran across a couple site options for debit but they don't look as trustworthy as the site I used to use, btcquick. I've found a TON of options for wiring money and getting btc but there are so many sites I was overwhelmed. Someone give me some insight into some trustworthy sites, please.


[1 Points] drklout:

I am using VPN + TOR combination. From what I have read, VPN provides privacy and TOR provides anonymity. How safe would the experts here rate this setup?

Also, can someone recommend a vendor for MDMA?


[1 Points] 215alexdx:

Do weed vendors usually grind the weed before sending it to you?


[1 Points] CheddaShredda:

What are the specific differences between xanax/Alprazolam and benzos and klonopin? What is more addictive/stronger/more fun? I've taken benzos but I'm still a newb


[1 Points] ThrowawayUKush123:

Hi, new to the whole DNM scene and stuff. But I was wondering, what would be considered a big amount of weed to order? For example, for 420 I was gonna try to order 1oz, UK domestic to Scotland (NorthEast to be exact). Would that quantity be enough to raise suspicion? thanks


[1 Points] eatmybreadpudding:

Anyone know the latest status of Mac compatibility for Tails? The last time I tried setting this up, I wasted hours and hours only to find that it doesn't even work with most Macs (and only with certain versions of OS X).


[1 Points] trownawaywasteland:

Who is a good seller for weed I would like to buy an oz and sell some of it too, I was going to buy from mrchronic on BSM but I wanted some opinions first


[1 Points] ShadowBaby21:

looking for an RC vendor, any help on good vendors?


[1 Points] pagit85:

How difficult is it to get performance enhancing stuff in the UK? How much protection do I need and will I need to go the full whack with bit coins, tor etc?

I can't seem to view the wiki or faq on my phone, so apologies if this is covered there.


[0 Points] xanthi24:

Is paying 40 bucks for a gram of mdma right? Ive rolled quite a number of times and i barely get anything for 40 bucks, never mind a gram (about ten or so hits). I read the reviews and it seems good, but how the hell these people making money by selling so cheap?

(agora -allchem high purity mdma, goingpostal mdma etc)