Terrifying CD paranoia. Strangers at the door. All ok

Got a pack of nice blow today. Watching for mailman and waited for him to leave the street. Really good shit. Within minutes I did several fat lines and found myself wandering around the house looking for my laptop.

Then the doorbell rings. It's been years since someone rang it. I take off my shoes and creep to a window, high as shit, and peek out. I see a guy in some sort of uniform with another guy in plainclothes...and they just look sketchy .

I decided to fuck it and open the door. Grabbed my wallet first because it has my attorneys info..turns out my wife had ordered a new bed as a surprise and there was a crew of three people doing their own version of a controlled delivery


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[26 Points] None:

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[14 Points] Febbraio2468:

You had an uncontrolled delivery....IN YOUR PANTS! HA HA!


[6 Points] Dr_Zhivago_:

Who did you get the blow from?


[2 Points] 180K:

near miss!


[2 Points] The_Cold_Tugger:

The neurosis in this sub is strong


[1 Points] sflskatah:

How's the new bed feelz? Better then expected I bet


[1 Points] Rolltripdance:

I've had TWO flower deliveries scare the bujesus out of me while awaiting a delivery.


[1 Points] None:

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