Moronic Monday - your weekly stupid questions thread!

Hey /r/DarkNetMarkets, it is time for Moronic Monday!

Post your questions here - stupid or otherwise - to get an answer. Anyone can post a question and the community as a whole is invited and encouraged to provide an answer. Many questions get submitted late each week that don't get a lot of action, so if your question didn't get answered before, feel free to post it again.

If you are a noob, check out our comprehensive FAQ; it is essentially a guide for buying from a DarkNet Market. You may also find it helpful to take a look at our informative community posts, which are full of valuable information and tips.

We do ask that you refrain from abusing noobs in this thread. Remember that everyone had to start somewhere.

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Comments


[13 Points] coffeencreme:

I ordered my pack 2 hours ago and it still hasn't arrived yet...there's a dog sitting just up the road that I swear is looking at me funny and a car has just parked across the road from my house, it must be an unmarked police car, right? And a helicopter flew overheard earlier....oh my god what do I dooooo???


[5 Points] None:

Are moon cheese shares soaring?


[4 Points] DEA_Agent007:

Dosages for mescaline?

Curious how much would be ideal for a good ol' time at the zoo.


[3 Points] None:

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[2 Points] allreddytaken:

I just want to know which market (for Aus specifically) isn't arse.

I've had my fav acid vednor retire, Agora and Abraxis die in the time since I ordered, I just need to get some info so I can get some product in for uni hols.


[2 Points] zajczex:

That's great that we have monday because I have a quick question for you.

I made 2 separate, small orders in the past but now my friend wants to order quite a lot of stuff since he has a safe adress to ship to.

My question is - if I order his stuff for him do I risk anything (in the case I fuck up)? I don't see what could possibly go wrong.

I plan to:

Buy bitcoins on the clearnet, send them to newly created wallet, use wallet to wash them and send on the Alphabay, choose vendor with a lot of positive feedback, encrypt my messages and adress to him with PGP.

Is there anything else I should do?


[2 Points] thatskank:

Is it safe to order from slablabs yet?


[2 Points] iloveeverybody12:

do vendors have black friday and cybermonday deals? do i need to be ready log on exactly at midnight and hope i get the deal before they sell out like if i wanted a tv at lets say best buy?


[1 Points] Monster502:

Is bitquick a good option?


[1 Points] None:

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[1 Points] 6btirX7DzS6mXZw:

why the hell have my alphabay withdrawals been locked for 96 hours after i reset my pin? this is the reason i have been given "Your withdrawals are locked for 96 hours since you requested a PIN reset through support."

i did not realize that there was a specific page about requesting pin change so i posted an encrypted message in support asking for a reset. have since figured out otherwise. reset my pin but my withdrawals are locked for 4 days just for posting in the help desk??

what kind of shit is that?


[1 Points] None:

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[1 Points] daretodnm:

Where is 2cbking? I can't seem to find him anywhere. Besides that can anyone recommend a known and generally trusted, great quality 2cb vendor? Domestic is preferable but not a must.


[1 Points] CandyKoloredKlown:

How does one use honey oil aka THC oil aka Rick Simpson oil? I've been using it at the end of a joint, or with a cheap oil/wax pen I bought for $10 from a hippie at a festival.

It gets me very medicated and feeling fine, but a friend of mine told me this week you're not supposed to smoke it? He said it's only fit for oral consumption, not smoking.

Which one of us is fucking stupid?


[1 Points] Dumbthrowawayearwax:

If going through a reputable vendor, would a DD order be safer/easier than a market FE order?


[1 Points] GovAndru:

What's a good email service?

Sig is ehh

Safe mail is fuckin sketchy

Is rise up still good?


[1 Points] rednay:

I've ordered a few times before, but usually only 1-5 grams of weed. is there any more risk of getting scammed or of a seizure on bigger quantities? (say a half ounce or 10 grams?) thanks :)


[1 Points] blueatheart:

Here is my moronic question...

Why does the "buy" button not exist on alpha bay on my phone? Landscape or regular, nothing is there. There is a tiny little box that pulls up shipping choices, but I can't actually buy anything unless I use my laptop.

Is it just me? Anyone else??


[1 Points] clueluess_shopper:

I'm new to this. Can someone explain finalize early and how bitcoins work? If you don't pay for it until after you receive your shipment, what incentive is there to pay for it? If you're hidden so well can you just continuously re-register as someone new and never pay vendors?

I'm not advocating this, im just trying to understand the logic for how finalizing early isn't standard


[0 Points] octomarvel:

If you took every living animal out of the sea, Then wouldn't the oceans water level decrease?

its nigganometry


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