does anyone else think of shit like this?
- Vender Vending Rodriguez
- El Cid (for acid or something)
Vendor names you've thought of that are gold but you don't want to be a vendor
does anyone else think of shit like this?
[15 Points] throwawayfortherood:
[14 Points] TruDawn:
Xan-Man
DamnXanial
BackAtItAgainWithTheWhiteXans
EscoBARS
SuperXan
[12 Points] None:
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[11 Points] stilleatingass:
Jeb Kush
Molly Cyrus
Al Tor
Ronald ReaXan
Opiate Winfrey
[7 Points] LargeCockHiker:
Tony77
[4 Points] Dnm_cunt:
FEScammer
[4 Points] Chardlz:
5/5 FE Will Update
[3 Points] frosty_the_doughman:
Id be frostythedopeman ya dig
[3 Points] DarkKnight_1111:
XannyBrown
[3 Points] Pelican_Vendor:
Ostridge
[3 Points] None:
for a xanax vendor:
TriedToShitButOnlyBarded
urlocalbartender
Fratboy Bar-Stop (See you Earth Fratboy...)
for a meth vendor:
JudgeKaTherineFuckresT (look up ross ulbricht trial)
SharddyQuager (could make a whole Nightmare on Elm Sreet themed profile. complete with "never sleep again" references and all) - if someone actually does the SharddyQuager thing and has good meth you will become my favorirte person on the earth essentillly overnight
oh and a German vendor should name himself HolocaustDenier. it'd be like a double whammy one two punch right to the scrotum of authorities.
in the spsirt of being a piece of shit
NO-ncy Rea-gone
[2 Points] Sex4days:
HEIST (will sell every drug known to man and yes, they will demand FE after 2 years and yes, they will exit-scam)
[2 Points] sullyrb:
harry chronic jr
[2 Points] None:
If I were to vend.....Jessie's GACK Shack!!!!!!!
[2 Points] randstev:
XannyBonaduce
dRugDeA1eR420
TheRoidsYoureLookingFor
[1 Points] G1az3:
Darth Xanax
[1 Points] None:
Not Donald Trump
[1 Points] None:
[1 Points] omarlittle_69:
/\
[1 Points] FatherOfAWhore:
MoneyForNothing
[1 Points] None:
DeezNuts
[1 Points] None:
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[1 Points] Nano-Bunny:
Exitus-Malitia
This would be the best DNM name I think.
Edit: For those that don't get it, it says Exit Scam in Latin.
[1 Points] alfabi:
Chuck Norris
[1 Points] TorSyndicate:
the shill
[1 Points] iatethepizza:
Not Your Average Scammer
[1 Points] RacistConspiracy:
I swear to you I came up with Instagrams first.
Well, second.
[1 Points] LongDongSilverz:
DoubleO'Dealer
[1 Points] LongDongSilverz:
Synthetic Stupor
ADAMs Antidotes
The Cannabis Corner
[1 Points] youruncletouchedme:
Edward SNOWden. Edward Vachands The Mailman FEwillupdate
[1 Points] None:
ionlyplaydbol
[1 Points] None:
bacheloredscammer
[1 Points] None:
Ben Barson
[1 Points] toucan_vendor:
retard_reseller
[1 Points] slyscafe:
DMT Martin
[0 Points] MDMangel:
-Scammy
[0 Points] ChemEPHD:
A meth/coke vendor: El Chapo
[-1 Points] None:
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KingBartard - I sell 4mg Xanax bars for less then 2$ a pill and only sell bulk only to get to caught up in the cash and lifetstyle and begin to become completely paranoid. So naturally I turn to the one thing people come to me for. I get to barred out and then it's all down hill from there. Late packs, sometimes even getting to fucked up to even ship and get mad at people who accuse me of never shipping. I then start doing meth to get my shit back together. This is nothing but a catalyst to my paranoia. I then become tweaked out by day and barred out by night. This proves to take a huge psychological toll on my brain and eventually I turn myself into LE because they were already watching me outside in that sketchy car anyway.