[Vendor Review] Greenplanetexpress - 1oz lemon crumble.

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Vendor Name/Marketplace: Greenplanetexpress/alphabay
Product/s reviewed: 1oz lemon crumble (1/2 lemon 1/2 skittlez)
International?: Not sure.
Vendor requires FE?: No
Price before shipping: 540
Shipping cost: 8
Customer Service:
[x]+5 Superb: Polite, prompt, ensures satisfaction
[ ]+4 Good: Professional, exhibits customer care
[ ]+3 Satisfactory: Adequate responses, resolved issue
[ ]+2 Marginal: Subpar communication, partial resolution
[ ]+1 Bad: Poor communication, no resolution
[ ]+0 Awful: Abusive responses, no resolution
Product Quality:
[x]+5 Highest purity - highly potent
[ ]+4 Mostly pure - potent
[ ]+3 Minor cut or impurity - strong
[ ]+2 Cut and/or impure - medium to weak
[ ]+1 Almost entirely cut - very weak
[ ]+0 Possibly bunk - no effect
Processing Speed:
[x]+5 Processed & marked shipped in 24hrs
[ ]+4 Processed & marked shipped in 48 hrs
[ ]+3 Processed & marked shipped in 72 hrs
[ ]+2 Package is late
[ ]+1 Package is very late
[ ]+0 Never received package
Price Value:
[x]+5 Excellent - great value & low cost
[ ]+4 Moderate - worthy value & fair cost
[ ]+3 At-market - neither good nor bad
[ ]+2 Below-market - so-so value, high cost
[ ]+1 Exorbitant - low value, excessive cost
[ ]+0 Rip-off - little-to-no value, unjustified cost
Stealth & OpSec:
[x]+1 Vacuum-sealed
[ ]+1 Mylar/non-porous container
[ ]+1 Decoy/misdirection
[x]+1 Low package profile
[x]+1 Good OpSec/PGP
TOTAL: (92)

Skittlez (1 gram pictured) http://imgur.com/RBacFYS http://imgur.com/mxIjXmS

Lemon (1 gram pictured) http://imgur.com/kxFEYSv http://imgur.com/8CLAcpF

I've been ordering with Greenplanetexpress for a bit now and have always been impressed with the quality. This order was 3dd and the stealth was on point for concentrates. The quality on these batches is outstanding. I requested the ounce to be split half lemon and half skittlez and it was taken care of. Both varieties are nice and terpy and very potent. Each half ounce was overweight by roughly a quarter gram. The texture on the lemon is a waxy crumble with little chunks of comb in there. It has sweet/citrus terps that will leave your mouth watering, the taste really surprised me on this one. Left me sweating a bit with a nice head rush. The skittlez is more of a waxy honeycomb texture and has a nice fuely funk. Packs a great indica punch that keeps me stuck in my seat. This stuff dabs nice and clean, even dropping big globs doesn't leave any funky residue on the quartz. Between the price point, quality and delivery times this vendor is my go-to for concentrates. Was going to add some melt shots along with the pictures but couldn't find a secure way to do so. Any questions just post them and I'll try to answer. Peace and have a good day everyone.


Comments


[1 Points] VenemousViLLian:

Looks pretty nice. Great price too.


[1 Points] None:

Got a pic of the full half ounces by chance


[-4 Points] None:

I seriously doubt that is real zskittlez at that price just telling ya. stuff sells for over 3k a pie even in cali. plus I dunoo anyone who would turn real zskittlez into crumble maybe live resin or shatter . not trying to hate, just zskittlez is super hard an exclusive strain to get Im sure this guys just lying.