Here's what I'm suggesting. We put together an official-unofficial-design-our-new-mascot-contest for the United States Postal Service(s)
Think of the joy or terror we'd create in some randomom shmoes life when they open a huge box of our best efforts and love as scribbled by crayon and magic markers.
Seriouisly, what better for a bunch of like minded-postal enthusiasts to promote the thing they love so much?!?
WHO'S WITH ME!
We need lots of your best, amateurish Post Office mascots designs. And we will need them ALL.DAY.LONG!
My first entry? Patchouli the Priority Package. I imagine she's one of the best, no. THE best flat rate boxes we've ever seen and yes, just happens to smell like dirty hippie oil. You know, to cover up the smell of drugs and stuff. She's sassy and sexy. SEX SELLS STAMPS!
OK. CJ out.
Time to create the greatest mascot this world has ever seen.
EDIT: FORGET THE STICKERS! LET'S CREATE THE NEXT USPS MASCOT! :) ALL ENTRIES WELCOME
Peace,
CJ | /r/cannajuice
You straight up just copied what I am doing with my customers?
Except they are putting my pelican stickers on Usps trucks and employees along with cop cars.