Has Belize closed its borders?

There used to be so many people from this sub moving to Belize, and then suddenly the whole mass migration just seemed to stop. Bags packed, ready to go, but I don't wanna go alone. Can we all get back to encouraging people to burn down their house and move to Belize so I'm not the only one?


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[40 Points] Mod_To_The_Gods:

slablabs is picking me up on his way out of town. We can swing by and grab you too, if you'd like.

PS - you're probably going to need to bring your own shatter.


[8 Points] octomarvel:

After the McAfee fiasco in Belize, I think we should all run away to liberland. Slav chicks, relaxed laws and a country motto of "live & let live".

Sounds nice.


[6 Points] samwhiskey:

I run a church for loggers


[7 Points] dnmthroway12:

Most of the guys in the know, are going to atlantis.ITs really hard though, to stay down underwater while you walk all the way there. If you pop up out of the water becuase the air in your lungs makes you buoyent, theyll know youre a filthy normy. So you have to give yourself concrete shoes and start from a beach in south florida. Walk 200 miles south, and then 500 miles east and you cant miss it. Ill see you there. Fuck belize. You fucking air breather. I just hi fived Poseidon. What did you do in belize? lay on your dirty matress and smell your farts? Theyre probably the cleanest thing in your aids infested flat. Seriously this is your life. Come to Atlantis you scrub.


[3 Points] BoxAddict:

Fun fact: Michael Jackson used to own a jungle zoo down I n Belize, it was sweet.

Side note, anyone know where I can buy an island in Bitcoin?


[3 Points] Floofy-Cat:

I think people from this sub go to Belize like we told my kid "Daddy is at college".... or like that cat that got caught in the middle of the street and ran over is only "sleeping".