Sobering Up Sunday!

Now that you're sobering up from your DNM-fueled weekend, come tell us about your hijinks! A mod will give their favorite story each week a month of Reddit gold and a little something else which is a surprise! Winners may not disclose the surprise or they'll have it taken back. Curious what it is? You'll have to win to find out.


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[7 Points] None:

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[8 Points] None:

Me, well i was on a international trip, had to drive as the security through Europe only happens on planes, usually at border crossings they just let you go through unless your not a EU citizen of course.

Anyways, i had a stash of oxycontin to drop off but i also have a bad back, and sitting in the seat for hours started it playing up, so i thought fuck it i will take a oxy and it will settle down. The pains did not settle so much, it was obvious i needed to lie the fuck down i had been sat upright for 12 hours, so i thought fuck it i will take more - so i chewed up another 2 pills and BOOOOM i was suddenly getting too mashed to drive properly....

I pulled over into services and had a sweet tooth feeling and also a getting tired feeling, but i felt fine as the opioids were kicking in, i ordered some juice and chocolate and i was not hungry (i blame opioids for that shit) i was sat drinking and a trucker sat next to me going to Germany, he also had a bad back and told me he was thinking of quitting his job as his health was more priority than a wage at the minute, so i offered him a pill, told him it would help the back, also told him to chew it to make it fast acting.

After half hour he starts getting all happy, and said he was feeling great (i knew why lol) and i told him what he had taken, he said they could help him keep his job and did i have any more spare, i said i would sell him a few and he paid and left, also warned him not to take too much and drive and not to drink alcohol.

I went out to my car to sleep and he knocked on my window, asking if i had more of this oxycodone stuff as he had phoned his friend and his friend wanted some, i said yes i have more and he was talking about buying everything i had - ummm.... so, i thought again fuck it i will give him the lot. Everything was sold, i had nothing left but i was feeling good enough to go home.

I eventually got up in the morning and had to call the guy i was delivering to that i had lost all the tablets and i went back home :)

I felt like Bilbo on his amazing adventures :D you never know where a road will take you :)

Moral of the story is, never pass up a conversation with a big tattood international trucker i guess lol.


[5 Points] yalldontknowjack:

People get sober on Sundays? Sundays are the prequel to bad decision Mondays.


[5 Points] None:

Jeez walls of text in here, who recovers on sunday anyway?? I had a wild weekend but I just popped like 6 bars so far today and some clonazolam, I might have a problem...maybe. I need some more coffee before these 4 bars I just chewed up kick in.

Then when they kick in I have some locally sourced green crack (supposedly) that I'll probably smoke a blunt to the face of.


[2 Points] DrSpinpata:

Good on you for doing a good thing for a friend in need. i worked for months whilst under serious disruption and had several computers lost to hogmen. but i know now who my enemies are. kitana told me she could engineer any courthouse or charge. so i challanged her to do what is right. or all hell would break loose, and no one would be in the shadows any longer.

Dr


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[1 Points] FLUSHINGKILOS1337:

Crazy DNM-fueled weekends have started to loose their appeal, which is odd considering i'm not even legal age to drink. Now I mostly limit it to booze and bud, with some locally sourced bars and adderall to mix it up sometimes. I really only buy psychedelics (LSD, 2-CB) or amp paste now, used to buy MDMA but I found a local chemist so my bases are covered. I wish someone would do a bulk synth of some 75% dextro speed because fuck $10+ a pill adderall.