Sigaint was seized as part of an MiB investigation.

I got information from my intel network regarding the sudden disappearance of sigaint and I felt compelled to share it immediately with my fellow DNM'ers.

Sigaint was actively being used by human-form aliens spies scattered across our world to communicate remotely with invisible capital ships in orbit around our planet. The spies were taking their orders via coded transmissions sent from the ships to the TOR network and could easily be accessed from any man-made device with access to the hidden internet.

These alien-human hybrids are involved in numerous sabotage missions including the recent hijacking of hundreds of Xanax bar packs from Canada enroute to the USA, the election of Donald Trump, and succesfully faking the moon landing in 1969.

The Men in Black secret service has not found a way to destroy the numerous and heavily armed capital ships orbitting our planet YET, but be assured that our governement agents are working tirelessly to counter the emerging alien threat. Today, the MiB has demonstrated the extensive reach of its abilities by closing the underground and sophisticated sigaint electronic messaging system used by the aliens, and this blow shall be considered as our warning to this alien race that we have the ressources and the willpower to fight them.

Consider sigaint compromised and in the hands of the MiB secret service. And always remember to use PGP to encrypt sensitive information regardless of the email provider you use.

N.B. Unfortunately, the evidence comes from priviledged sources only I have access to and for the security of my intel network and OPSEC, I cannot supply direct evidence of this information.


Comments


[27 Points] weedandsyrup:

Pass that fucking joint dad, I NEED to hit that.


[20 Points] VenemousViLLian:

You doin the meth boi?


[21 Points] -G3722-:

Grade A shitpost. 5/5 FE.


[8 Points] kaif_veenis:

r/stims go to bed, you're rambling psychotically, again..


[4 Points] ForLol_Serious:

Aliens


[4 Points] BarsNone:

Contender for shitpost of the year, well done.


[3 Points] BFCDNM:

This isn't even funny


[1 Points] Celacia:

so what you're saying is... the moon landing was indeed faked?


[1 Points] None:

Now we have to find you, and kill you. It's unfortunate humans can figure out our plans, Robin Williams thought he could out us to Tina Fey


[1 Points] Chrome_Panda_Gaucho:

I can't tell if this is satire, or if you're really fucking insane. Can anyone help me out?


[1 Points] JustAnotherGuyonDMs:

So it wasn't all that Xanax I took it was that fucking pen with the red light! Fuck me I cant remember shit! Hell what good is Sigaint if i cant remember my password now.:/


[1 Points] happygolucky85:

The men in black ?


[1 Points] Xtchigh:

in all reality tho, seizure of the site is a real possibility... i really don't think you can argue that point, what do you think?