It was 9am in the morning. Went to office after sleeping less than 6 hours straight to fucking excel. Only place in excel where i excel is excelling at excel without the mouse. #keyboardmasterrace
Fast forward i went to coffee machine and got i would say big sized espresso. Drank that shit and i guess because of my metabolism just as with acid it does not hit me as others (yeah i know that effects are not instant). After 10 minutes i stood up and went to almighty coffee machine again ( i mean shits for free at the work and i may be a jew idk) made my prayers and drank another big espresso. Then i went back to my desk, turned on spotify and started listening to some of the nastiest like greasy as hell drum and base. Like it was an evil child between skrillex and zomboy.
As i was writing formulas in excel and working with data i noticed that because of coffee and the really loud drum and base in my earphones ( i love that shit, especially in festivals at 6am (( gotta love drum and base community (((gotta love mdma dealers who give energy to create dust cloud from mosh pit at 6am in the mornin))) )) ) my fingers were shaking and it felt not so strong but kinda similar like on mdma. I felt energy and i wanted to do some crazy shit. On each drop i would love to smash da personalized computer.
I dont know how much espresso you have to drink to die but i think if i drank 3 big espressos in 30 minutes i would be set for the party. I think instead of buying molly i will just buy worlds strongest coffee and a line of coke. Espresso is like coffee dabbing. T-rex espresso concentrates
TL;dR : Maybe coffee machine's maintenance worker is gamma goblin and he underdoses espresso cuz it doesnt hit me just from one cup. Stealth is okay, i mean it is enough. There is also a little bit milk in espresso so you could not say what kind of coffee it is and your colleagues would think it is cappucino or simple coffe. That way they dont think that you are suspicious sociopath and psychopath in holidays. The shipping time took 15 seconds to my cup which is decent. I will update with EC and post result on my jobs blackboard.
REAL TL;DR : Previous TL;DR was just a prank bro(cant you spot that there is little d instead of big D which means it is asian or fake or both they go well together). Espresso boosted me like a real friend and because of it i completed all my work in excel. Now i got time instead of doing spreadsheets to watch some spread cheeks if you know to mean.
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( lenny in reddit looks like this nigga trippin on some pure molly look at this niggas eyes they are a lot wider than regular lenny's)
Fuckers in deepweb telling me, always in the darknetmarkets Gamma Goblin ain’t bout this, Gamma Goblin ain’t bout that My boy a GG on fucking private website and them He, he they say that Gamma Goblin don’t be putting in correctly dosed acid SHUT THE FUCK UP! Y'all shills ain’t know shit All ya shills talk about Gamma Goblin ain’t no shipping often enough Gamma Goblin ain’t this Gamma Goblin a scammer SHUT THE FUCK UP Y'all don’t live with that nigga Y'all know that nigga got caught with a raw crystal laying' the tabs and shit Nigga been on darknet since fuckin, I don’t know when! Motherfuckers stop fuckin' playin' him like that Them psychonaut savages out there If I catch another fresh account talking underdosing about Gamma Goblin I’m fucking beating they electrum wallet! I’m not fucking hacking no more You know those niggas trip with Lil' JoR and them