What is your favorite DNM drama?

In these times of danger and anxiety, let's revisit the past and laugh together as a family.

What's your favorite DNM drama, hilarity, or insanity? It could be from here, market forums, or anywhere else.

Please include a description of the incident for those who weren't around at the time.


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[35 Points] BHOmber:

SAND FROM THE MOTHERFUCKING BEACH


[35 Points] ForLol_Serious:

Hacks4crack

Or on the nucleus forums when I was referral spamming and the mods tried to ban me but banned the whole forum instead...twice. Then the mod got fired and then doxxed the whole nucleus crew in retaliation.


[21 Points] PinkKittySchmuffikin:

My favorite was the evo exit. That was one of the best days on Reddit. Shit got buck lol. Fake hitmen the whole 9 yards. I miss BBMC he made everything so much more fun and interesting .


[12 Points] throwahooawayyfoe:

u/poppermachine. I don't think anybody needs any explanation beyond that, just read his post history.


[10 Points] The_OPs_Mommy:

drama, hilarity, or insanity

I will try my best to do it justice, but here's a story that ticks all of those boxes: The Bizarre Medibuds Drama

(the incident even made the Humbolt County newspaper, iirc)

Understandably, comms start to get a little sparse for a bit. Details are minimal and answers to legit customer concerns were not forthcoming. Longtime customers soon take to the DankNation subreddit to speculate about what's going on and conjecture the possible involvement of a new "second vendor" who was a recent addition to Medi's onion store (the vendor saviornalox, who was totally innocent as it turned out).

"Medi" then reappears as an insane 14 year old rich Asian/Indian kid with poor English who, by all appearances, seemed to have purchased Medi's business. He comes to Reddit, giving himself the super-reassuring name of: /u/RealNewMedibuds (and /u/NewRealMedibuds lol) and proceeds to continue fulfilling Medi's orders, while pretending to be the original vendor (he proves his identity by signing Medi's old PGP key with his new key ROFL). This didn't go over well.

He then fires saviornalox and names himself "CEO" of a powerful vending cartel. This kid seems to get progressively stressed out, taking a 'learn-on-the-job' approach to being one of the highest volume cannabis vendors on the internet. He seems to begin abusing the shit out of alcohol, Ambien, and NBOMe (or some other psychedelic hallucinogen).

Business - along with customer relations - quickly take a turn sharply south, with people calling him out, until he proceeds to dox his customers - to the point of stalking some kid on Facebook who he was convinced was the former mod, /u/young_k.
He told the kid's parents and workplace that he had ordered drugs off the Internet and they had him sent to rehab lol

The fact that the entire time that this lunatic fake-Medibuds was going off the rails, his PC was infected with some weird malware that screwed up all of his posts just made the entire (bizarre) incident ... well...more bizarre.

Before long, Medi 2.0 is creating shill accounts to review himself (but often forgets which account he's posting under) - and even attempts to get saviornalox banned from AlphaBay with a (hilariously) fabricated accusation of selective scamming.

 

It culminated in the fake vendor blaming all of his irrational behavior on a team of disloyal migrant workers who had gained access to his computer, and who he then had promptly dispatched back to Central America via bus (after scaring the s*** out of the people with some enhanced interrogation technique of his, involving dogs). Or, in his own words:

"yes this is not what happen. After much long day of vending, had to take truck into town at store for more Cinnomon Crunch Toast, leaving laptop ad home with unsupervised migrants to do the work. These are a Hondo people. Very proud but quickly angered. Medibuds returned home abreivately excited but tempered upon my findings that confusion and rumorings had been spread by alleged "instigated doxxing" (this which I did not perform) After enhanced investigation with much late hours diligently pouring I got to bottom of truth and conclude Security Breach of vendoring systems and comptuer sites. Medibuds decided to activate authority protocols to sevarily scare straight the people with dogs of which they have rational fear. Everything has returned to normal and I guilty parties who perpreatrated the infractions have been returned to families with the bus. Nothing to worry about, it was just announcement in case of concern by loyal consumers for Me."

Then he tried to gain business by holding a contest for customers, shortly before disappearing forever, just as the original OG Medibuds reappears and continues operating his business as per usual.

To this day, none of that shit makes any fucking sense.


[10 Points] AlpraCream:

The underdosed chalky as fuck AlpraCream bars. I made this account when it happened and had some fun posting in the threads about the alpracream bars. People Thought I was a real vendor too lol.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VhOuyd0RzvI

https://www.reddit.com/r/DarkNetMarkets/comments/4tdu55/watch_a_kid_say_my_bars_are_weak_video_inside/

https://www.reddit.com/r/DarkNetMarkets/comments/4tqrd4/update_on_the_alpracream_bars/


[5 Points] kookieless:

The current drama going on at Aero, They went down for scheduled maintenance 17 hours ago saying they expect to be down for 5-6 hours. They better not steal my $7.

I remember back when AB went down some dude convinced a bunch of people a vendor ratted on Cazes. Idiots will believe anything when deprived their junk.

https://www.reddit.com/r/AlphaBayMarket/comments/6n0yng/livinglarge_was_fbi_informant_proof/


[7 Points] traceabilityresearch:

Tony76.... The orginal exit scam, and likely still the biggest one for a single vendor. I remember at the time, because he only used FCM and he didn't provide tracking, it took a couple weeks to realize it was really happening.


[2 Points] Tallerkobe:

All the xanax drama is always interesting lmao


[2 Points] cheapcab:

DoD


[2 Points] BFCDNM:

/u/DNM_cunt


[2 Points] samwhiskey:

Astrid going nuts and that one mod from another sub offered to help nuke this sub. Took some finagling to get control back and proper mods in place.


[1 Points] basjin:

verto and kimble for sure.

so much fun.


[1 Points] MandyThatGirl:

Who needs to look to the past for drama when we have this awesome DDOSing going on right meow.


[1 Points] None:

Not really drama, but u/kilogrammes soap bar incident was funny as fuck

https://www.reddit.com/r/DNMUK/comments/6lmzyx/comment/djv63zn


[1 Points] FastToTheFun:

My favorite is the LSD FUD saga. ACID16, Team Trust skepticism, Cosmic_Consciousness accusing TT of selling 1P-LSD, Cosmic_Consciousness getting banned for selective scamming, people accused of getting arrested... It's so befitting of the drug. Anyone else remember what else happened?


[1 Points] dn2016:

Sheep's exit and watching BBMC chase his bitcoin around a tumbler whilst off his head.


[0 Points] snoop23456:

When Xanax vendors send sand from the mother fucking beach


[0 Points] None:

Nothing beats the Bobafet wave lmao. All my xan heads are hip.