So, last night I saw Bassnectar and had my mind absolutely fucking blown. It splattered several people with brain juices when it finally went. My drugs weren't working as well as I would like them to, so I had to find drugs in that bitch which took quite the effort. It had been over a year and a half since I've bought any drugs IRL, but it was totally worth it. That nigga Bassnectar even dropped L$D by A$AP Rocky, and I almost completely lost my shit haha. I literally watched this chick in front of me have an orgasm when he was playing that track. Yeah, it was that lit.
Anyways, I was getting my brain melted beyond all fuck, and I was staring at life struggling to comprehend how much we were fucking winning. We did a whole fucking lot of winning in a very short amount of time. Then I proceeded to yell at the top of my lungs "All we do is win" for a solid amount of time, and tell everyone the big secret that we were winning. I'm pretty sure they all knew though. Then I realized something pretty profound. We're infinity and 0 in 2016 man. Infinity and 0. Damn hell. We've spent the entire year in success. Bathed in victory. No L's to speak of. Bring in the holy chariots led by divine white horses filled with coke and models! It's lit. ALL WE DO IS WIN. Sitting here eating fresh grapes off the vine in the prime of life; what a time to be alive!
I shall leave you with this video to watch. It's already made me cry like a little girl this morning it's so damn beautiful. So many wins. I hope all of you guys have a happy new year. May you stay undefeated and forever young my friends. Keep it lit. For daily keys to success throughout the year I'd recommend following DJ Khaled on snapchat.
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