[Vendor Review] Aeirla Cocaine (Jan. 4, 2018 batch) 94.7% Right off key

Vendor: Aeirla (Jan 4, 2018 batch) Vendors Markets: Dream Vendor Country: USA

Substance: Cocaine

Suspicious Effects: If it's advertised to be 94.7% pure then why did i only get 75% of cocaine base back from cooking with baking soda method?

Abnormal Color/Texture (Yes/No): No

Suspected Adulterant: lidocaine due to unusually strong numbing and terrible test

Home Testing Done? no

Price: 5 grams for $380 or $76 gram

Advertised purity: 94.7% straight off the kilo

Picture: https://photoland.io/i/Oj5J8

Comment: Lag from order to delivery. Stealth is extremely creative. Be careful you don't throw away your pak if you don't find your gear. It's in there. Product looked beautiful. Hint of diesel odor. Tastes terrible. Upon tasting, slight momentary burn followed by strong numbing of jaw for 20 min. Snorting induced a spaced out, mellow, high feeling. Causes a slight trickle down your throat. Slight increase in pulse rate. no euphoria feeling. no jitters.

Disclaimer: Cocaine is the most difficult drug to assess when comparing its high to other batches of cocaine. What I call Fire, you may call garbage yet we are both right to a degree for it is a subjective opinion as to how it makes us feel. The only test result you can use to quantitatively compare is a GC/MS analysis of purity and detection of active cuts.

The quality of the raw cocaine paste made by farmers in the jungle mountain "pasta" labs varies from farmer to farmer based on the recipe that they use, and whether they make it in pits or drums. Or whether they piss and shit in the paste which many do as a joke. With the death of Escobar in the 90's, the manufacturing process declined. The farmer's raw pasta is now refined at "base" labs by hundreds of individual mom and pop labs rather than large centralized labs. And from there is goes to the "crystal" lab for crystallization into cocaine. All use recipes with minor variations and no overseeing of quality control. The shoddy processes they use guarantees that cocaine alkaloid impurities remain. The alkaloids are too similar to the cocaine alkaloid. They can only be extracted with very expensive scientific equipment. The DEA imposed choke chemical importation laws. two key chemicals for purification, acetone and magnesium or sodium permanganate, have importation limits. The diesel used to dissolve the leaves would normally be washed out. The best non pharma process today is lucky to achieve 92% purity. DNM markets that advertise 96% pure are lying.

Besides the declining quality of cocaine, there are a slew of other factors affecting the high. I may like this batch from Vendor X but two days later, I like Vendor Z's better. WTF? Cocaine's effect is dependent on your internal psych state, your external psych state, with or without alchohol, % active cuts, homogenization quality, batch variation, time of day, position of the sun, moon and stars and then the subjectivity aspect, i.e. personal preference for speedy vs mellow, introvert vs extrovert high, gas smell vs no smell, powder vs rock etc..

Fresh coke should be dry, not moist or rock hard and crunchy. It should feel slightly oily, flaky, and almost squishy. Pure cocaine is a salt crystal not a talcum powder.

Having a gasoline/petrol smell does not equal potency or quality. It means the coke wasn't washed. Yellow color does not equal quality. It means they used muriactic acid instead of hydrocholoric acid for crystallization step. Rocks do not equal quality. Most rocks are artificially made, i.e., rerock created with pill presses, lidocaine, phenacetin, caffeine, glucose etc. and a fake cartel stamp. Rocks often contain more cut. Naturally occurring rocks happen by moisture bonding. Throat Drip does not equal quality. Drip is caused by cuts.

Levamisole is added by processors in Colombia, not Mexico. It looks just like coke, shinier and much heavier, adding bad skull and cross bones weight to the brick to increase profit. And yet, we continue to pay good money for bad cocaine even after they stepped all over it and added harmful cuts to it.

Such is the siren's call. "She's alright, she's alright, Cocaine."


Comments


[8 Points] Super_Superior:

Cooooooocaine


[9 Points] mjmedstarved:

Our new lineking? Thanks OP.


[7 Points] BlackGoatSemen:

Nice review/info


[5 Points] Throwawaydruguser420:

All hail the coke king


[5 Points] alt_right_shift:

The more I hear of coke, outside of the high, the less the high seems worth it. Please don't poop or pee in my drugs :(


[3 Points] citrusfetish:

Third to last paragraph, muriatic acid is another name for HCl


[3 Points] iaminnocentma:

Can you do a review/wash on Dr.Lys coke? Interested in finding out what’s the quality is like.


[2 Points] granolabar64:

Depends on the position of the sun and moon... That got me 😂


[1 Points] Darknet_Retard:

Not very familiar with the methods of cleaning coke. Are you saying that the purity is closer to 75% because you only received 75% of the original weight after cleaning? Thanks!


[1 Points] inthea215:

Shouldn’t you lose some weight when changing cocaine hcl into cocaine base since your losing the hcl?


[1 Points] artfu1:

So if I put a g in a spoon with ammonia and washed it back and I'm left with 0.8 so that's 20% loss so roughly that would be 80% purity give or take?


[1 Points] alfabi:

yellow color does not equal quality. It means they used muriactic acid instead of hydrocholoric acid for crystallization step.

Like already explained, muriatic acid is hydrochloric acid. Muriatic acis is just another name for HCl acid what sells in the paint or other shops. Its usualy 18%. Hcl acid is not used in any coke (re)crystalisation, but coke base to hydrochloride salt conversion. There is difference between these two process. If this 18% HCl from paint shop contaminated with some other things it can end up with contaminated coke. Distillation of such a impure HCL acid will solve this as it would remove all impurity i.e. would purify water. Pure HCL is an gas, while hydrochloric acid is HCL dissolved in the water at different concentrations. Yellow taint usually means some oxydation occurred, (nothing to do with muriatic or hcl acid or % as you said) can be cleaned by solvent washing or alcohol re-crystalisation.Evaporation (rapid) of polar solvent by use of excessive heat can cause oxydation (yellow taint) or if coke is stored in open container and longer exposed to the air. That yellow taint from oxidation have neglible effect on coke purity.
Before conversion coke base to hydrochloride salt (coke hydrochloride formation) some calculations need to be made. 1M of HCL will convert 1M of coke.
Read my other post.


[1 Points] ak47onmyface:

Great write up


[1 Points] 100blooot:

aye man havnt been on the cacaine as much anymore but thanks for sending these in to EC.


[1 Points] throwawayjoerogan:

its not called a "key" you dumb fuck.


[0 Points] VitriolicDiatribe:

The subjective reviews on DNM seller pages usually tend to give a fairly solid overall idea if Charlie is good or not, although nowhere near as reliable as certain other substances due to variance in effects like you pointed out.