I've found the ideal crack pipes

After much searching, I have finally found the ideal crack pipes sold online ... in, of all places, the Amazon Home & Kitchen section, listed as "Clear Glass Pyrex Drinking Straws".

It wouldn't sit right with me to teach newbies the finer art of smoking base, but if you are already of that mind you can't go wrong with these stems. The aperture is perfect, the length is luxuriously long, you can get monster plumes of smoke while not wasting the precious product.

Whether you prefer the straight-shooter or the bent ones is a matter of opinion; they both are superb. Bell-ringers every time.

Cheers!


Comments


[8 Points] None:

If you want the real authentic crack pipe hitting experience wait till your jaw is grinding so hard your chipping teeth and sketch down at dawn to break your neighbors antenna off his car before he comes out to go to work.


[3 Points] bernardo44:

You can buy the roses all day long on eBay for a few bucks a dozen.


[2 Points] None:

no Prime shipping though :/


[2 Points] XeroxSnowman:

NICE! I got so sick of those rose pieces of shit that crack all the time and the bong stem I got from local head shop is too wide. Will check this out, thatnks OP!


[1 Points] juankrlozz:

for some hotlines i guess ?


[1 Points] bsmoker18:

Opening looks too small on those....


[1 Points] None:

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[1 Points] bananaequivalentdose:

Straight, bent whichever.. with the proper amount of brillo in the end, any shape works perfect once youve got it down. I still say one of the worst things you can do is show someone how to smoke it properly.. if they figure it out on their own whatever but showing someone is just plain mean. :)


[0 Points] bigassnug:

I don't see what's so goods about these the ones at the gas station are perfect and cheaper


[-1 Points] Boogadee:

I sent you a pm