Moronic Monday - it's your weekly stupid questions thread!

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Comments


[16 Points] None:

Where are my drugs?


[6 Points] 1percentof1:

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[6 Points] bloopbloppblo:

When do you consider an address burnt?

Am from Australia and looking to order International since the prices here are ridiculous. If the order is small (<5g) can I just keep ordering to the same address even when packages don't come and are seized?

Also if anyone from Aus has ordered from MarcelKetman or Technohippy, what was your experience like?

Thanks!


[6 Points] yotsubadodi:

Some Alphabay reviews???


[5 Points] loadsofshite:

Why does cocaine have to be so expensive?


[6 Points] JezAbershawe:

What's the best market for UK buyers who prefer domestic-only?


[4 Points] DarkLaserKitten:

Whats the risk of customs catching a small order of LSD (<10 tabs) from the Netherlands to Germany?


[3 Points] qwesteque:

I recieved 200 Blue Teslas, ordered 50.

Thought I'd do the right thing and notify the vendor.
Now he's asking me to pay for another 100. Am I okay with this?
I mean, I don't think I could pay him at the moment anyway but I don't really have any use for that quantity either. I guess I sort of asked for it...


[3 Points] None:

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[3 Points] vifalu:

PO Boxes pros and cons ?


[2 Points] Bearded_ass:

Where can I find orange teslas


[2 Points] Trowawayrastafaripow:

How much dank ,for personal use is safe to order internationally?


[2 Points] PIXEL_MACHT_FREI:

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[2 Points] Max4565:

I ordered from Netherlands which I know is stupid but there was no other cheap and reliable vendor I could find and agora was down. More than one month passed, still nothing. Probably the customs got it but is there a chance that it was intercepted while it was going out of Netherlands and not in my country? Probably the pigs are waiting for further packages to charge me as a distributor. The package was a really low amount.


[2 Points] lookingforstoneislan:

Is stoneisland+ taking nucleus orders? it says hes on vacation but he's getting new positive feedbacks daily.

and if not is there anywhere to get pills like UPS or Dom Perignon domestically in the UK?


[2 Points] None:

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[2 Points] squarefaces:

On 5/17 I placed an order with Humboldt Farms. Had worked with him in the past and was more than satisfied. I was away for a few days, and came back to notice that the timer from when it was marked shipped had auto finalized. No big deal, he follows through, whatever. Now, as BB is closed (the site I was using) and it's been over two weeks (even though I know he got my coins with plenty of time to pull them out of BB before the close) I still haven't gotten my product. Any tips on how might maybe hopefully sorta not end up screwed? I sent him an encrypted email to his safe mail account withy the order details, so far no response. Any help appreciated! I know you shouldn't but anything you can't afford to get scammed on, but I won't be flush for coin till the end of the month and I'd rather have some nice buds to go with my oxy script I pick up next week.


[2 Points] wfordthrow:

I guess I won "What's in your mailbox Wednesday!" because I came home to a curious package. No return address, no MBB, no decoy, just double vac and in a baggie. Vendor shipped from UK (RoyalMail). I haven't ordered anything from there specifically in about 8 months.

The scenarios are: A - Old package which I disputed long ago actually got lost in the mail and he didn't scam me. B - Some vendor saved my address and intentionally mailed me free drugs. C - Some vendor saved my address and accidentally mailed me free drugs. D - Someone who has my address bought drugs for me.

It smells something of bleach, weighs ~2.1G and each piece seems to be light and fluffy. It looks almost like Corn Pops and crumbles finely but not with ease. The smell doesn't overpower my room. I have no testing kits but I thought it would be fun to give the community a poke at what this is and who sent it!

PIC: http://anony.ws/image/DKxM

My best guesses are: DMT, Amphetamine


[1 Points] darkbrowser15:

Is candy flipping worth it or is it better to enjoy each on their own.


[1 Points] RandomName1002:

Agora registrations are closed, any way to get one? I checked another thread and the link it provided said it's closed until the full site launches whatever the fuck that means. I'm just trying to find a fraud market similar to evo and alphabay's is the strongest..but not strong at all.


[1 Points] None:

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[1 Points] oimdiff:

can anyone who has used cannajuices cjuice recommend a vape pen?


[1 Points] None:

Are there any issues with Agora right now?


[1 Points] chemicalsmakemesmile:

Why are there no US domestic 5-MeO-MiPT sellers that sell in gram amounts? seriously though... :(..


[1 Points] thenewproblem:

Who is the best domestic USA Vendor of pure MDMA/Ecstasy Pills?! Preferable dutch sourced pills...


[1 Points] question885:

After seeing yet another market go down, what's the future of darknet markets look like?

Would a direct buyer to seller darknet site be possible? Sellers would be required to have 100+ feedback on another site before being able to become a member on this site. On this site they advertise their product, and give their pgp details and all deals take place outside of any market. Multisig would be the standard transaction method, and there would be no transactional fees for the seller.

Is this is a thing, if not, why not? What am I missing


[1 Points] doughnutpotato:

Does anyone have experience with ThePinkPanther? I'm getting really mixed reviews on Grams and Agora.

My research says to trust him, but his prices are absolutely rock bottom which is freaking me out a bit: http://pwoah7foa6au2pul.onion/search.php?s_userid=10303


[1 Points] WhiteTiger420:

how do I get tails to save my user profile? Everytime I restart the OS, everything is like I havent used it


[1 Points] thrower2223:

Who is the best domestic to canada sativa weed vendor? Used gold canada before but shit wasn't dried enough I don't think (not a big deal) and I don't think he sold anything sativa anyway but the price was right dont need AAAA+ top shelf or anything, just good shit that is less than CAD $10/gram for a bulk order of 14g-28g


[1 Points] thebakerbastard:

What are the best non-agora, non-nucleus markets? and why should/shouldn't i use them?


[1 Points] samanthatayl0r:

I guess my question is stupid..not really sure. I need a tutorial basically on how to acquire LSD. I know you have to go through some crazy processes on the web in order to obtain anything. Just would like to know how to get the process started?? If anyone can help me please!!!! Need it for my 23rd birthday and it's coming up this July :( Please someone help me?


[1 Points] HalfBakedIndividual:

Someone who grows in the UK- PLEASE become a vendor, I would be buzzing if someone domestic sold ounces at the price of canada.


[1 Points] Goypride:

[Sorry for shitty english, not my mothertongue] Tweaker's essential question here : Got some meth shards that are astonishing good. When I bang them together, they make that lovely sound "glinglingling".

Is this an eventual factor for quality; if so, why? It's the first time I hear that sweet "meth melody". Any experts to answer? /u/Vendor_BBMC maybe?


[1 Points] testdarknet:

I sometimes talk to my friend on facebook which drugs we are buying on darknet. How unlikely is it that some sort of federal agency sees this and searches the mail? If high, can someone recommend a more secure means of communication?


[1 Points] MehGustaa:

So what happens if customs ect find your lsd tabs, also how are the tabs packaged ?


[1 Points] moocow921:

how safe is it to order tabs of acid from Canada to the US?


[1 Points] CJishing-It:

Has Anyone ever had success of know someone that has succeeded in buying electronics off the Darkweb? or are all these sites just scams? theres advertising on Torch for TorSupermarket selling carded electronics


[1 Points] eclipse215:

Was Ross Ulbricht using tor through a VPN? Really noob question I know, from what I've read he was using a VPN which was subpoenaed by the FBI meaning they tracked the location of the cafe. If you were to just use tor and never spill any linking info is it possible to stay completely anonymous? I know that ISPs and the like know when tor is being used, just not what the contents are. Cheers


[1 Points] chiliclub:

How does one organize a burnable address?


[0 Points] None:

Is Evo death?


[0 Points] ShulginsCat:

Can I basically reproduce Foria by melting hash into coconut oil on a pan? Weed experts: How would you do this accurately?


[0 Points] mangolight:

does HederalExpress actually care about AlphaBay?


[-2 Points] createdfraud:

Hello...I am very much new to DNM I need your assistance to guide me to good DNM where i can get frauds infos such as cc,pp,dumps etc I just found alphabay and its way too good And any one can you guide me any vendor who supplies paypal accounts with sock5 and dumps+pin! Thanks to all!