[Vendor Review] GammaGoblin 150ug Flower Of Life & 100ug Parvati's Tears

DETAILED CHECKBOX
Vendor Name/Marketplace: GammaGoblin's Pushing Taboo
Product/s reviewed: 25x Flower of Life 150ug, 50x Parvati's Tears 100ug
International?: domestic in low profile EU country
Vendor requires FE?: Yes
Price before shipping: 100$ for FoL, 90$ for PT
Shipping cost: 3$
Customer Service: pick one below with an "x" like this: [x]
[x]+5 Superb: Polite, prompt, ensures satisfaction
[ ]+4 Good: Professional, exhibits customer care
[ ]+3 Satisfactory: Adequate responses, resolved issue
[ ]+2 Marginal: Subpar communication, partial resolution
[ ]+1 Bad: Poor communication, no resolution
[ ]+0 Awful: Abusive responses, no resolution
Product Quality: pick one below
[x]+5 Highest purity - highly potent
[ ]+4 Mostly pure - potent
[ ]+3 Minor cut or impurity - strong
[ ]+2 Cut and/or impure - medium to weak
[ ]+1 Almost entirely cut - very weak
[ ]+0 Possibly bunk - no effect
Processing Speed: pick one below
[ ]+5 Processed & marked shipped in 24hrs
[x]+4 Processed & marked shipped in 48 hrs
[ ]+3 Processed & marked shipped in 72 hrs
[ ]+2 Package is late
[ ]+1 Package is very late
[ ]+0 Never received package
Price Value: pick one below
[x]+5 Excellent - great value & low cost
[ ]+4 Moderate - worthy value & fair cost
[ ]+3 At-market - neither good nor bad
[ ]+2 Below-market - so-so value, high cost
[ ]+1 Exorbitant - low value, excessive cost
[ ]+0 Rip-off - little-to-no value, unjustified cost
Stealth & OpSec: check all that apply
[x]+1 Vacuum-sealed
[x]+1 Mylar/non-porous container
[x]+1 Decoy/misdirection
[x]+1 Low package profile
[x]+1 Good OpSec/PGP
TOTAL: 96/100

I've made two orders, first for Flower of Life and second for Parvati's. Communication was excelent, right after paying I noticed my adress was incorrect, messaged GG and in like two hours I got reply with information that everything is changed correct now. First order was made and paid on Wednesday, sent on Friday and postman gave me the package on Monday. Second was paid on Thursday, sent on Saturday and Wednesday at my door. It's domestic shipment in my case so it's super secure and fast. First trip on 150 ug was beautiful and gentle. I felt nice headspace, definitely introspective, little less psychedelic and wild. Visuals were outstanding, clous were morphing, and I've seen eyes everywhere with diamond-like kaleidoscoping moving texture. 5 days later I decided to double the dose, but felt it approximately 2x weaker effects. Probably due to tolerance. After 2 weeks brake I took 2x150ug and it was much, much more profound trip, with overwhelming visual patterns, wonderful perception of music and deep, atmospheric headspace. Smoking weed after peak was like getting back to it with even more wildeness. I was curious about all this drama with underdosing and recent lab tests of GG's acid so I've ordered Parvati's Tears like month later. I dropped 400 ug and it was a blast. Quite short peak, but headspace was HUGE for whole 10 hours, and then still great for the last 2. Definitely my deepest trip for that lenght but still couldn't fall into ego death though. Realative strength of these tabs is rather accurate. In the past I had like 3-4 trips on street acid which was definitely underdosed in comparison with GG's blotter. For me this is great, 50 doses for 90$ is phenomenal price. GG has just earned a new regular customer ;)


Comments


[5 Points] None:

Did you boof em?


[0 Points] None:

Ive always been weary of ordering from Gamma Goblin.

They should honestly lower there minimum order.

Maybe a 40€ minimum would suffice for many newbies to buy from them.


[-8 Points] None:

Realative strength of these tabs is rather accurate.

You're so fucking ignorant. You can't even spell "Relative". Hell, you can't even mention the proper name of the tabs: FLOWER OF LIGHT.

Your opinion on the dosage of these tabs is like your grammer is: useless. Also, wtf is "relative strength"? You mean "these tabs are stronger than the street shit I buy"? If so, then, of-fucking-course dude. Nobody is seeking for stronger-than-street tabs though around here. Rather, we want the absolute strength of the tabs to be on point. i.e. fucking 100ug (PT) or 150ug (FoL) as advertised. Nobody cares about the "relative" strength because it is relative to YOU and only YOU.

This kind of people later comes and yells at me: "B-but muh anecdotal reports! They're so so so useful! They can't be wrong! Your lab test must be wrong, hurr durr!"

I don't have anything against GG, but y'all involuntary shills are pissing me the fuck off.