Setting
Vendor - JunkieJesus
Market - Dream Marketplace
Product - 4g Meth
Price - $159.99 (total including Priority 2-3 day), FE (but he does have escrow options)
Countries - US to US only
Vendor
Service - Ordered on Tuesday, Order shipped Thursday
Shipping - No issues at all. Once shipped, order dropped in two days
Stealth - Perfectly acceptable for US-US, sealed in such a way that, assuming outside of packaging was clean, a dog would be VERY unlikely to hit on it. Further description would break vendor's OPSEC, so let's just say JJ's stealth does the job.
Security - Uses PGP for virtually all communication, which isn't an issue for me. I prefer it actually, though I understand why many vendors don't like having to break Kleopatra out 200 times a day
Communication - Always professional, even when I was, frankly, a bit impolite in a message asking about my shipping since I'd FE'd. JJ is informed, educated, and has answered every question I've ever asked him (including some advice about an issue utterly unrelated to HIS order, but trying to help me out with another issue. This really made me feel like he though of me as a human, not just a bitcoin conduit).
Product
Weight - A touch overweight. Nicely so.
Purity - Honestly, don't know a lot about how to test Meth for purity. Entire parcel was shards that looked like heavily included quartz crystals chipped from a cave wall. Crushed easily in mortar/pestle, dissolved completely and instantly in water. Hurts like hell when insufflated. I don't smoke or slam, so I am the wrong person to ask regarding smokability or IV appropriateness.
Potency - Did two smallish keybumps the day it came. Slept one hour all night (even after an Ambien). Was completely fine mentally/physically the next day, but moderated a bit. Had no problem sleeping, but was able to stay up and alert as long as I wanted.
Price Value - $40/g, AFTER including shipping? I think that's quite reasonable.
Aesthetic - as above--just about 100% shards the diameter of a pencil or better, and an inch or a bit more long. Quite pretty in it's inherent riskiness. Like the fruit of a forbidden tree -- beautiful, and calling for you to experience it, but with a price that can be paid if one isn't careful. Obviously, it's a BAD idea to make it an everyday experience for any length of time. Neurotransmitters MUST be given opportunity to recover so safety and sanity is the rule of the day.
Comments: I've seen both good and bad feedback left regarding this vendor, and before Nucleus did...whatever the fuck they did...JJ had an issue of some sort. I can ONLY speak to my personal experiences, so that's what I'm doing. Have ordered from him on Agora (gone) and here. Never a problem either market. He even didn't climb up my ass for forgetting to release escrow, as a first time buyer from him when I was on Agora. Not many people would be so polite. One vendor on Dream (who shall remain nameless and never, ever ordered from again) cancelled my order because I was "new" (refugee from Nucleus -- of course I was fucking new). Said he'd only deal with me if I FE, and gave me a ration of shit when I pointed out that the market had a big red warning that this (nameless) vendor was NOT allowed to request FE. Went to JunkieJesus, and had my order filled without the first complaint about my low order numbers.
Anyway if YOU've had a bad experience, I'm not dismissing your perspective. I'm just saying that JJ is one of the most polite and prompt vendors I have experienced across multiple markets, and he has a well-deserved place on my favorites list.
I purchased from JJ in past, all was fine, a bit pricey but .......