[PSA/Article] Was clicking around when I found this "Message to law enforcement" in a HOS reseller's profile over on ME

Maybe it's because I am rolling balls atm, but reading this just felt right to me.

░▒▓█MESSAGE TO LAW ENFORCEMENT:█▓▒░

Welcome to my store front. I will keep this short and to the point for you.

I know that you are here to bust the bad guys and clean up the streets and all of those good things. I know what I am doing here is very much illegal.

I try to conduct my business differently than most.

I educate my customers to the best of my ability encouraging responsible experimentation and use of drugs rather than freely reeling out as much junk to as many people as possible regardless of any condition.

I believe that we, as human beings, should have the right to do as we please when it comes to the intake of drugs as long as we do it with an educated mind and with some sense of responsibility or safety.

If I think that you are in a bad spot, I wont sell to you. If I think you are a bad person, I will not sell to you. If I think my products are reaching children or families, I will not sell to you.

I will not expose myself to you on any level. I will not take outside payments of any sort. I will only accept payment over [removed: Evolution] Middle Earth Marketplace.

I will always change my packaging. I will always drive long miles to make drops. I will always drop in different cities and different states. I will never repeat a drop point.

I will never touch anything inside of my packages or outside of my packages at any point without gloves that will not leave the faintest hint of a fingerprint.

You can not profile a roll of the dice nor can you predict its next roll. I leave no trace and no pattern. I will wash my coins twice with two or more tumbling services.

I will not click or visit any links. I will not contact you over any method other than over this marketplace.
I do launder my coins properly through the appropriate channels. So forget tracing the money, you'll be left high and dry.

I do and have and always will pay taxes on my illicit earnings to keep you appeased and at bay.
I do not own guns nor do I like them, they scare me. I am NOT a violent person, I wont even fight someone that hits me. That's why im online.

I pay my bills on time. I donate to charity when i can. I help those in need and encourage positive things in life.

In my immediate, real life, no one knows what I do as I am not proud of it, it carries a very negative stigma thanks to the fruitless unnecessary war on drugs.

I am one person. I operate in total seclusion and secrecy. I am the only person aware of my actions and involvement.

Your time is better spent elsewhere, where it is actually needed and well spent. Get the bad guys. the ones with guns out to harm others.

Don't give that bullshit "It's making it more accessible to kids." If a kid could get on here and place a proper order with encryption. That's one hell of a smart kid and he's probably going to get it some other way anyways.

I am not one of those who is out to hurt people and I never will personally consume and lab test all non pharma that I carry. To ensure safety.

These people who buy from me are grown-ass adults, making their own choice on what they want to do to themselves, you are not in the place to tell them otherwise.

Let internet liberate people world wide. Its viral. And Unstoppable.

Sure you bust me, but are you going to bust us all?

And then if you do, do you really think we are going to go anywhere? No.


Comments


[112 Points] None:

The dude was having a good ol' time and found something that gave him some feel goods, and all you jaded dickheads shit all over everything.

Personally, I appreciate the manifesto.

Enjoy your roll OP, the rest of you wankers enjoy peering out your dirty mini-blinds the rest of your night (and day and night and day).


[36 Points] GrandWizardsLair:

The Grand Wizard appreciates wide-eyed revolutionaries who are in it for The Cause. But he generally avoids buying from them. ITGWE people who are in it for the satoshis treat their business like a business: they have better security and spend their time getting packages to their destination rather than writing manifestos.

The Grand Wizard's British colleague /u/Vendor_BBMC also wisely notes that many scammers (Defcon and DoctorClu, anyone?) will wrap themselves in a flag and shout slogans while they steal your money. Or, when they're in over their heads, they take the remaining loot and give you huffy self-righteous declarations in place of refunds.


[29 Points] None:

Don't let the other dickheads here get you down. That was one hell of a good text


[21 Points] None:

"Let internet liberate people world wide. Its viral. And Unstoppable."

Which is exactly why the US have launched their latest war - The War on Information.

I firmly believe they did a radical U-turn on cannabis in order to free up money and resources for this new war.

So the internet is fairly free but just watch the US completely shit all over that in the next 10 years, just watch.


[19 Points] IEatAnyAss:

I would do all of that, and then antagonize them to find me, therefore wasting their budget.

For all I care, everyone at the DEA can be hung at the gallows by their nutsacks. The agency tasked with getting rid of drugs causes more problems than the drugs themselves. And last year, they only caught 1% of drugs entering the US. If I got 1% on a test, I'd fucking flunk it.


[7 Points] None:

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[6 Points] ronstoppable420:

"I wont even fight someone that hits me. That's why im online"


[5 Points] Cashin-out:

Inspiring to a small degree. Unfortunately, I hope you put more work into this as a Mis-Direction tactic, rather than to open the eyes of our ever-so forgiving LEO's. It's a nicely written piece, I give you that for sure. But since the fact of the matter is what you do IS illegal, and could cost you your entire life freedom, if this piece was 100% true, not saying it isn't, but if it is, you saved them boys at Quantico a good lump of profiling work, and really what else do you have to go on when you are starting to investigate a cyber crimes drug dealer than a profile and a few packages' address origin? plus you openly admitted you ate some killer E, its hard not to make a single mistake ever when sober, let alone darknet trafficking and recreational-habitual use of dope. You labeled the only marketplace you do business on, let them know you only will chat through that markets system, and I hate to say it, but I feel like maybe you don't launder that money as good as you say. I say this because the way your use of words turns kind of simplistic, and almost over confident in your methods, and if they are truly that good, I feel you wouldn't have mentioned the "twice with 2 or more services.." go 2 sentences to a next topic (being u wont slip up by off-site bullshit) but u felt the need to come back and, re-assure you launder your money good enough to the point that its a solid dead end, either way, something in your mind told you, that you should emphasize that, therefore I would analyze that, if I was LEO. I mean I aint tryna rag on you and shit. Im for the fight as well my brother but if you truly lab test the non-pharma's, and you operate alone in secrecy, I hope you don't send your shit to your lab with your real name on it. I mean I could go on at the million ways you could have just gave LEO a final nail, to your coffin that they were missing or didnt have before, but my post is just a perspective, and anyone in DNM's IMO should operate with a GOAL of absolute zero tolerance for Public Relations


[3 Points] THE__USURPER:

*DEA glazes over profile "o leave this guy alone he is a sweetheart"

lel.


[3 Points] Indigol:

This is studybuddy :)


[3 Points] todadile:

That right there was spoken like a true hero. Regardless of any stigma,this vendor's message is what I live and die by. Every single person reading this can learn a thing or two from this and if you can't. You better figure out what you're doing here.


[3 Points] TotesMessenger:

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[2 Points] PinkHorsey:

I enjoyed it too. Well said.


[0 Points] 2piradians:

That probably works about as well as putting a handwritten sign in your window that says "don't ticket my car please, it's broken!" (HINT: that doesn't work.)


[1 Points] YouNeedAnAccount:

Is that where she is currently at? Same schedule?


[1 Points] Voldewarts:

Are people actually buying this?

To me it looks like a bullshit, egotistical driven rant for marketing purposes, he/she isn't seriously going to believe that anything they say will deter LE. Its a vendor that puts drugs in a little brown envelope and all they have to worry about after is what to spend their bitcoins on, and to actually believe that HOS won't sell to someone "in a bad spot" is very naive.


[1 Points] Mrg13:

How are they supposed to know if the customer is in a bad way or a selling to kids and such?


[0 Points] rappercake:

A few big vendors have something like this, it's not like it changes anything but it might make them feel better about what they're doing.


[-1 Points] None:

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[-3 Points] None:

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[-3 Points] The_fire_bird:

I'm a little saddened by her statement actually. I'm a huge proponent of open and free markets, and the ability for people to responsibly enjoy whatever they wish.

So it comes across as somewhat backstabbing to suggest that busting her is any less productive than busting someone who sells firearms.

Both have been criminalised on some knee jerk whim of "public safety" and only effectively punish those who would have enjoyed each product responsibly. It really grinds on me though when she says:

Get the bad guys. the ones with guns out to harm others.

Sorry to burst her bubble but not everyone who owns firearms is a bad guy. A quick name that springs to mind is probably a youtuber that several people here have heard of: Hickok45. He is by no means a "bad guy" he is however lucky enough to live in a part of the world which doesn't heavily restrict firearms ownership, but how would he enjoy his hobby if he lived in a state like California for example? What about Australia or mainland Great Britain? If he lived there it'd be the exact same thing as HOS's customers enjoying her drugs...

At least at the same time, she says (same quote, different emphasis)

Get the bad guys. the ones with guns out to harm others.

Given her stance earlier up, I can't help thinking she didn't actually intend that interpretation. However the firearms owners out to harm people are (a lot of time) some way involved in the drugs trade. Turf wars or debts etc. Not the people who'd be buying from online dealers in the first place. You're talking street gangs who already have the real life contacts.

None of these dark net vendors (marketplace or private) are superior to any other, and for one to try and deflect LE to another just reeks of hypocrisy.


[-2 Points] h3qfgh:

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[-11 Points] Vendor_BBMC:

What a wanker.

He should add "I take drug user's money without posting any drugs to them, just like you, Mr Law Enforcement. But right now, I'm pretending to be on their side to get their money".

In my experience, those shading characters are only ever used on the profile of scammers, and only scammers say "Welcome to my shop".

I bet the rest of the profile is all about stealth, multiple barriers, and reship policy. Near the end, he will have a "by buying from me you accept the above terms and conditions" unenforceable disclaimers, and he will sign off with something creepy like "be safe, people".

He will sell a bit of all the usual items, offers every possible weight in imperial measures converted to grams e.g 56g MDMA (84%), as if MDMA dealers work in ounces like weed dealers still struggle to do (with their scales set to grams), and has his own review thread on the forum.

But when you look at his listings, it will be a photo and 3 lines maximum, that tells you nothing except it's "fire" meth or whatever.

He will be friendly but not chatty, but the moment you ask him a searching question he will turn in a millisecond, and try to make himself big and scary, forgetting that everybody is the same size on the internet.

He's a standard psychopath turned standard darknet scammer. He doesn't take drugs personally, and doesn't respect those who do. He sees them as fair game.

NEVER TRUST A VENDOR PROFILE LIKE THIS

Within 4 months, his account will have been frozen for investigation/

I will bet you a bitcoin.


[-13 Points] ad9a2jjffjf994uuuhg8:

lol what a narcissitic assclown