Moronic Monday - your weekly stupid questions thread!

Hey /r/DarkNetMarkets, it is time for Moronic Monday!

Post your questions here - stupid or otherwise - to get an answer. Anyone can post a question and the community as a whole is invited and encouraged to provide an answer. Many questions get submitted late each week that don't get a lot of action, so if your question didn't get answered before, feel free to post it again.

If you are a noob, check out our comprehensive FAQ; it is essentially a guide for buying from a DarkNet Market. You may also find it helpful to take a look at our informative community posts, which are full of valuable information and tips.

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Comments


[5 Points] LSDHippo:

Is it ok to browse this forum on my phone? I use this account exclusivly with tails to make posts and whatnot but I'm just wondering if it's ok to browse around for reviews on another account through the reddit phone app. It's mostly just so I can stay up to date with scam warnings and deals without having to whip out my tails os every night.


[3 Points] None:

I've never done this before but I'm planning to buy some stuff on Friday. I've been researching a lot but the one thing I don't understand is bitcoins.

why do I have to use them, and where can I get them from?

EDIT: also, I'm having 2 packages shipped to my girlfriend, one with an ounce of weed and one with 10 acid tabs

would it be safer for me to send them together or separately?

the acid seems less likely to get caught because it's a small package, and if she gets caught with the weed in her state it's only like a small fine. but would it be suspicious having 2 packages go through at the same day?


[2 Points] xach_hill:

Is stuff that isn't illegal on its own, say Ambien, Adderall, or any other prescription drug, illegal to order over the deep web? Would that bring the same charges as flat-out illegal drugs such as Cocaine?


[2 Points] throwawayyzzzz:

Where can I find a full download for this movie?


[2 Points] DeepDownTrauma:

I'm going to make use of this Monday with the following question:

What are the best practices related to uploading pictures on the darknet? I'm specifically curious as it relates to uploading an image for use as an avatar on various DN forums. Does it require using Tails and its persistent drive, or is there another way to upload an image without accessing one's regular hard drive?


[2 Points] suprtwit:

What is the best and cheapest laptop for using on the DM?


[2 Points] ClubbedFeet:

Looking for a good LSD vendor?


[1 Points] lucidloosie:

when buying bud is it necessary to include the "stab proof shipping" option? or does it matter?


[1 Points] I-Likedrugsthrowaway:

So, Where in the hell can i get legitimate lsd from a trustworthy U.S based vendor?


[1 Points] BootyWizard911:

Is buying credit cards / paypal accounts a legit thing that actually happens because it dosnt make sense at all? Wouldnt the people who steal/hack the credit card/bank account/paypal account details just use them ? any help or light shed would be appreciated


[1 Points] SuperGalaxyBros:

Is it bad opsec to go coinbase -> tor wallet -> market?


[1 Points] Fat_T:

So I'm a noobie to buying shit off the deepweb, how should I go about picking a vendor? I see vendors like BudCentral selling things at a cheap price, and he doesn't have any negative feedback (on Valhalla at least), but then when I search him up on reddit all of these scam reports pop up... So, what's the best way going about choosing a vendor?


[1 Points] WhiteDark59:

Hullo I see fake passports/ ID everywhere everywhere on the dark net. Is it even possible to come in contact with a webpage (forums?) that show or sell real/ stolen/ found passports. Really its just fake identity services everywhere.


[1 Points] None:

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[1 Points] blacksite:

Yo I intend to buy BTC from Circle -> Electrum Wallet -> Helix Light -> Electrum Wallet 2 -> Exodus Wallet -> DNM. Is this reasonably secure for purchases in the 300-200$ range? I know LBC is way easier to be anonymous with but the convenience of this is worth it to me so long as I'm secure within reason.


[1 Points] EaglesPlayoffs2017:

I got a reeeeaaaal stupid one.

I set up a Coinbase account years ago. Was a stupid paranoid youngster and didn't use my real name/info, but did link a bank account. Then I moved to Ukraine for a few years, forgot all about until I just got back to the States.

I also forgot the password.

So. Two part question: can I get the password recovered, and if not, is there an easier bitcoin option that's safe?

TL;DR: Younger me was dumber me.


[1 Points] Adidas_DNM_R1:

On Hansa, there's an option for "Encrypt this message with the vendor's PGP Key" when placing the order. Is this the same as encrypting the message myself/does it do the encrypting for me?

Is it safe to just write my message in and check off the box, or would you still recommend just doing the encryption myself and pasting in the final product to the message box?


[1 Points] missizz:

Isn't Monday is gone?