Apology for poor English.

When were you when alphabey dies?

I was sat at home drinking bong water when 9000 ring.

'Alpha is die'

'No'

and you?????????????


Comments


[103 Points] None:

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[64 Points] StonedGnome:

Someone obviously just spilled bong water on the AB servers.


[37 Points] None:

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[22 Points] None:

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[8 Points] None:

Then who was server?


[4 Points] SociopathicRick:

I was server on the dark when the net and then alpha :-( Sad to see and have eaten you yet???????????????? am i struggling


[4 Points] None:

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[4 Points] CheckoTP:

Story time! Years and years ago a bunch of us where in a bong circle in my best friends garage. Happen to be a chick. So anyway, dude next to me was looking over the bong and dumped the bong water all on me. The circle broke up and I went inside to play around on the computer.

For whatever reason I could not smell how bad it was. So I'm on her computer and she comes in and starts scolding me for smelling like shit and sitting on her chair. I went home took a shower. I smelled my clothes after, and sure enough it smelled like I crapped myself.

I had no idea how bad bong water was before that. Learn something new everyday kids.


[3 Points] 40percentgay:

That was not bong water. You left your door unlocked.


[3 Points] covfefetamine:

this post is written like it was from 4chan about ten years ago. I had a good laugh anyway.


[2 Points] boofthemtonsilstones:

It was the decoy snail


[1 Points] InnanimateObjection:

/r/surrealmemes


[1 Points] trn12383:

How much money did they steal, anyone know?


[1 Points] riker9:

alpha is kil


[1 Points] JohnGawdy:

No spek angerish


[1 Points] kookieless:

I didn't realize AB died till 5 days after it was gone. I still had a page open from a week or so ago. I tried refreshing the page several times, restarting tor, using different wifi, etc only to hop on here and find out it's been gone for days. Atleast i only lost 0.003btc


[1 Points] Amens:

Is it true that alphabay servers were situated in MOTHER RUSSIA?


[0 Points] None:

Damn that's hot bro.