[Vendor Review] - LordOrlov 1g #4 Heroin

I posted this on the BB sub, but figured I'd post it here so more people would see it:

Okay, so I received my second order from Lord Orlov today, and wow talk about underwhelming. I had high hopes given my first order with him, as well as the rah rah talk about him on the BB heroin thread.

First off, shipping speed was excellent, ordered on Thursday night and had it this morning. His stealth has been stepped up a solid notch, still no vac seal, but multiple layers and just a lot more hidden than my first order. So kudos to LO on great shipping and solid stealth, he really knocked those two areas out of the park.

That said, the product itself is pretty much crap. I'm not sure if there's any heroin in this bag, and if there is, it's been stepped on so many times that it's barely noticeable. I've done almost the entire gram today and not even caught the slightest of nods. Like, it took away WD's, but I'm not even the least bit high.

Came as one dark colored rock, very little powder. Extremely hard, doesn't break up easily, but eventually crushes up into a greyish / brown powder. Pretty strong ammonia smell to it. Relatively easy on the nose, but just no effect. Nil. For $170/g, this is a major disappointment and a total waste of money.

My first order with LO was totally different. That gram came as an almost white, semi-soft rock, that broke up easily into a nice fluffy powder. It was on par with all of the other big players on BB, and had be nodding off of .1 sniffed. This was some really quality dope, and I sang his praises on the BB boards as well as in the feedback. After that first order, I was thinking that I'd found my new go-to.

Seriously night and day with this recent order, and thanking god that I didn't go in on the 3 gram order, which I almost did, and would have had it not sold out prior to my coins clearing BB.

Figure that I'll send LO a note, but don't really expect too much recourse from him. Would be pleasantly surprised if he tried to make it right and maybe tossed in a little extra on a future order of the good stuff. Not sure if he changed suppliers or what, but I would stay away from LO until he gets back to his usual gear. I'd give this stuff a 3/10.

Anyone else get some of LO's recent batch?


Comments


[1 Points] J603:

Pretty strong ammonia smell to it

What the hell is he cutting it with? Did it smell like vinegar at all?


[1 Points] boofk:

Thats strange with the smell. Ive had odd smelling dope still be good, but it shouldnt smell like ammonia. And i know color isnt always an indicator, but i like my dope to be an off white or tannish color. Over ten years ive had some good brown dope, but 9 times out of ten the lighter shit is better, atleast IME. Same thing goes with it being super hard to crush, good shit normally should crush into powder easily.


[1 Points] asstoassniceandeasy:

I had some shit back in early 2000's that was damn near impossible to break up but was absolutely fire. My dealer told me only shoot a half bag so of course I did 2 full bags and ended up overdosing and waking up to paramedics shooting me full of narcan. Next day I did half bag and was high as fuck for hours.


[1 Points] sillysally11:

HappyMonk's shit is awesome, I was doing only 0.1 to get nodded, you'll pay more than 170/gram though, like 220 or something, but it's fucking amazing. Rock solid like you describe, except this stuff is great.


[1 Points] 1KoolCat:

His stuff IS or WAS good? I can vouch for his stuff being fantastic a month ago.