[vendor review] - MajorKey - Alphabay - 0.3G sample Fishscale Cocaine - Free with $5 shipping (no longer available).

So this sample deal isn't listed anymore, but I felt like I should give some props to the dude who sent me some really decent toot sweet for basically fucking free.

Requires FE? - NO. All escrow. Even for a $5 sample.

Domestic US to US

Communication - 5/5 - none necessary

Shipping - 5/5 - exactly 5 biz days as advertised

Stealth - 4.5/5 - I always think this can be better, but I recognized the pack and still had trouble finding the product. Very good for domestic, very low profile, easily blends in with junk-ish mail. Vac seal, visual barrier.

Weight - 6/5 - weighed over .3, very nice.

Potency/Purity - 4/5 - a little speedier than super scaley stuff I've gotten, but I like that, to be honest. This product is very potent, and I have been flying off small bumps. Came in small rocks that needed a hot plate to break up fully. Very nice smell. Pearlescent, but didn't flake like others I've tried. Big step up from local sources, for sure.

Value for price - Infinity/5 - Free sample, FTW.

Overall - 4.95/5

At first I was nervous ordering from MajorKey. Brand new vendor (level 1!), but had some good feedback and a nice sack of blow for $5 was super tempting. Stealth was very nice, it tricked me a bit, though could use one or two tiny tweaks to take it to god level. 5 biz days shipping from click to drop. My priority guy seems to come at a different time than my regular mail guy, so this stuff arrives earlier for me, and mixed in with my mounds of regular junk mail, as opposed to delivered seperately. I like that.

No pics cause it's a pain in my ass, and I have reviewed multiple vendors, so just check my post history. It's a bag of fucking blow, coulda come from anywhere, so who the fuck cares.

Roomates would have easily thrown this pack away or in my mail pile without thinking about it. My fave kind of pack.

I like it. Thanks, MajorKey.


Comments


[2 Points] Tobango:

Pics?


[1 Points] None:

How did it treat your nose?

Any congestion?

Are you planning on buying any more?

His shit seems overpriced.


[0 Points] UnclePsych0:

I refuse to believe that this is a serious vendor with that handle. I've seen bad ones but this one's definitely got the recent competition beat.