Moronic Monday - your weekly stupid questions thread!

Hey /r/DarkNetMarkets, it is time for Moronic Monday!

Post your questions here - stupid or otherwise - to get an answer. Anyone can post a question and the community as a whole is invited and encouraged to provide an answer. Many questions get submitted late each week that don't get a lot of action, so if your question didn't get answered before, feel free to post it again.

If you are a noob, check out our comprehensive FAQ; it is essentially a guide for buying from a DarkNet Market. You may also find it helpful to take a look at our informative community posts, which are full of valuable information and tips.

We do ask that you refrain from abusing noobs in this thread. Remember that everyone had to start somewhere.

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Comments


[8 Points] SnackPack420:

If a market is down for a few hours, is it protocol to scream exit scam?


[2 Points] ForLol_Serious:

When is Bailey Jay cuming back?


[2 Points] iamunlimited:

Can drugs speak to you? I took 12 of these Bill Cosby acid tabs and I ended up inside my mayors butthole by orders given from a voice of an old geezer. Help?


[1 Points] happyyellowball:

what percentage of this community will start using MONERO (XMR) instead of bitcoin?


[1 Points] BetterThanOK_DNM:

Are there still xanax bars pressed with fentanyl in the market? Seems like there was a big hubbub about this a little less than a year ago, but all the fent problems I'm seeing now are related to oxys and heroin.

Is there a way to test for fentanyl using reagents?


[1 Points] MyBlueberryTits:

Whats the best way to earn a few bucks in bitcoin online. I have $1.30 in bitcoin at the moment and have no money to buy more and no idea how to earn more.


[1 Points] DonLentile:

So I have been looking to try some S isomer ketamine for a while and I have tried some vendors without sucess but I did find some HCL ketamine powder. I am extremely new to dissosatives, so i have little to no idea what that is. Is it a type of racemic or S isomer k? Or are there added steps in making the product good enough for my nose.


[1 Points] UmbrellaTurtle:

Anyone know what i was gonna look up when i came here? I feel moronic there fore this question fits here and i dont care that you cant tell me just TELL ME TO GO LOOK SOMETHING UP COS IT'S GREAT AND STUFF


[1 Points] Hdhshshshehwheuy:

How do vendors ship packs over 13 oz w out having their face on camera? How do they ship packs under 13 oz w out buying 85726 stamps? How do they print postage and pay w out a credit card?


[1 Points] None:

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[1 Points] thatskank:

Did any packs from slablabs land for anyone?


[1 Points] None:

Is it okay to order FE within the USA if you are in the USA? What are the chances to get caught?