Moronic Monday - your weekly stupid questions thread!

Hey /r/DarkNetMarkets, it is time for Moronic Monday!

Post your questions here - stupid or otherwise - to get an answer. Anyone can post a question and the community as a whole is invited and encouraged to provide an answer. Many questions get submitted late each week that don't get a lot of action, so if your question didn't get answered before, feel free to post it again.

If you are a noob, check out our comprehensive FAQ; it is essentially a guide for buying from a DarkNet Market. You may also find it helpful to take a look at our informative community posts, which are full of valuable information and tips.

We do ask that you refrain from abusing noobs in this thread. Remember that everyone had to start somewhere.

Also, please refrain from asking sourcing questions or vendor recommendations in this thread. Those posts will be removed.

P.S. Check out /r/DarkNetMarketsNoobs, where it is Moronic Monday everyday!


Comments


[2 Points] apex8888:

What can happen to you in the U.S. or Canada if your package is caught by authorities in the mail? Would the buyer/seller get charged?


[1 Points] None:

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[1 Points] workingman2045:

best way to buy bitcoins?


[1 Points] Sobriety_Sucks:

I thought methylone disappeared. why am I seeing it around now and why so damn cheap


[1 Points] Joefloso123:

Anyone know anything about the vendor Pezolam? I ordered from hi, he seems legit


[1 Points] 666lolhailsatan666:

Where can I find more information on how to set up as a vender/look at menus of what is available


[1 Points] None:

What percent of packs from the NL, CA or GERMANY get caught?


[1 Points] technicalextacy:

Ok, here is my moronic question. Does anyone think Alphabay is setting up bogus accounts or even selling vendor status/trust ratings to scam users? I made a trade recently and although it wasnt listed as such, it went thtough as though an FE listing. No escrow. It went straight to FINALISED after making selection. I never got my package. I now wonder if AB was complicit with the crooked vendor. Darkrabbitchems burn in hell!!!


[1 Points] rozcz01:

Is there a template for product reviews anywhere around here or do we have to make them up ourselves?


[1 Points] LSDHippo:

So yes.. Another holiday shipping question, hold back your inner rage. For international Ger to US lettermail, do you suppose shipping will be delayed a significant amount or does lettermail usally flow at the same rate around this time?


[1 Points] jcunit13:

are the links in the FAQ broken or is it my phone being stupid?


[0 Points] RIP_Meth_9000:

What is a noob??? is it the same as nookie??????


[0 Points] lilCarr:

what does a pack (for like e or tabs) and its decoys look like?