[vendor review] custom QP from Salsify, and my willy

DETAILED CHECKBOX
Vendor Name/Marketplace: SalsifyOrganics / alphabay
Product/s reviewed: custom QP
International?: hell naw
Vendor requires FE?: nope
Price before shipping: 650
Shipping cost: 14
Customer Service: pick one below with an "x" like this: [x]
[x]+5 Superb: Polite, prompt, ensures satisfaction
[ ]+4 Good: Professional, exhibits customer care
[ ]+3 Satisfactory: Adequate responses, resolved issue
[ ]+2 Marginal: Subpar communication, partial resolution
[ ]+1 Bad: Poor communication, no resolution
[ ]+0 Awful: Abusive responses, no resolution
Product Quality: pick one below
[ ]+5 Highest purity - highly potent
[x]+4 Mostly pure - potent
[ ]+3 Minor cut or impurity - strong
[ ]+2 Cut and/or impure - medium to weak
[ ]+1 Almost entirely cut - very weak
[ ]+0 Possibly bunk - no effect
Processing Speed: pick one below
[x]+5 Processed & marked shipped in 24hrs
[ ]+4 Processed & marked shipped in 48 hrs
[ ]+3 Processed & marked shipped in 72 hrs
[ ]+2 Package is late
[ ]+1 Package is very late
[ ]+0 Never received package
Price Value: pick one below
[x]+5 Excellent - great value & low cost
[ ]+4 Moderate - worthy value & fair cost
[ ]+3 At-market - neither good nor bad
[ ]+2 Below-market - so-so value, high cost
[ ]+1 Exorbitant - low value, excessive cost
[ ]+0 Rip-off - little-to-no value, unjustified cost
Stealth & OpSec: check all that apply
[x]+1 Vacuum-sealed
[x]+1 Mylar/non-porous container
[ ]+1 Decoy/misdirection
[x]+1 Low package profile
[x]+1 Good OpSec/PGP
TOTAL: 92

I am satisfied with this vendor. Communicated quickly and worked with me on what I wanted. Decent bud, smells great. I received 7 different strains. Here are pics and a dick pic.

Black Mamba: Flash: http://imgur.com/KVF0tFR No Flash: http://imgur.com/C5mRrTX

Blue Dream Flash: http://imgur.com/Z4sdCop No Flash: http://imgur.com/amoVzmS

Cherry Dream Flash: http://imgur.com/2lTiOTL No Flash: http://imgur.com/CCMXOqz

Lavender Flash: http://imgur.com/q1b9kjU No Flash: http://imgur.com/BnDcVnv

California Orange Flash: http://imgur.com/eS6f0Xo No Flash: http://imgur.com/MIiEN6b

Cherry Cheese Flash: http://imgur.com/sOr9yXG No Flash: http://imgur.com/YSXt3fX

Mango Express (this nug goes on dick) Flash: http://imgur.com/WfF4490 No Flash: http://imgur.com/7sXxeHo

Dick: http://imgur.com/nLRHGzg Dick with 6g nug: http://imgur.com/9rqFhLo


Comments


[16 Points] aboutthednm:

Upvoted because of huge donger


[10 Points] comeplaydead:

As a completely heterosexual, red blooded male, I can safely say that's a nice cock you got there.

I'm not fantasizing about it rearranging my internal organs or anything I swear.


[3 Points] dvrknvt:

Weed fiends please take note of this review, it includes price AND pictures, imagine that! Stand up job here on this review for sure. Also no FE and 650. Not a bad deal either!


[3 Points] huzibizi:

i thought that was just a typo for millywilly lol


[2 Points] KickedItWithQuest:

Dam son


[2 Points] ForLol_Serious:

After you rubbed your weed all over your dick, did you smoke with your friends?


[1 Points] ForLol_Serious:

http://imgur.com/9rqFhLo

you should post this in /r/darknetmarketsboobs . i will have my dick pics posted there soon, just waiting on my order to come through.