Moronic Monday - your weekly stupid questions thread!

Hey /r/DarkNetMarkets, it is time for Moronic Monday!

Post your questions here - stupid or otherwise - to get an answer. Anyone can post a question and the community as a whole is invited and encouraged to provide an answer. Many questions get submitted late each week that don't get a lot of action, so if your question didn't get answered before, feel free to post it again.

If you are a noob, check out our comprehensive FAQ; it is essentially a guide for buying from a DarkNet Market. You may also find it helpful to take a look at our informative community posts, which are full of valuable information and tips.

We do ask that you refrain from abusing noobs in this thread. Remember that everyone had to start somewhere.

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Comments


[3 Points] hotelpanda12:

Could someone help a Panda out with a CGMC invite?


[3 Points] Tyrannosaurusmeth:

What's the return policy when ordering online????


[3 Points] Crazypens30:

What's the status of Dream Market? It appeared to be up, but seems suspicious...


[3 Points] sneeky2ndaccount:

Hi I'm a total virgin re: all things darknet, but I am out of an urgently needed medication and don't have health insurance. Is it possible to find aripiprazole (Abilify) on the darknet and....where do I start? I'll take all the help I can get.


[2 Points] skankhunt92:

xDedic invite?


[1 Points] electro2525:

Hello can somebody with dream account tell me if the vendor TheRisingBastards was active recently(I had trouble whith registering)? I bought something from him and just wanted to know if he is gone or not. you would be very helpful


[1 Points] ForLol_Serious:

Is it possible to take out 3 people with one bullet?


[1 Points] kebabsalat:

I dead?


[1 Points] 6REDDITACCOUNTBANNED:

Is the DEA gonna bust thru my door because I bought fentanyl on AB before the market closed and I auto-pgp??? Please help


[1 Points] Down_With_The_Man:

Say I go to log into a dnm, with my username and password, can't a malicious exit node just steal that data and then hijack my account on that site? I'm having some trouble wrapping my head around how logging in/registering an account on an onion site is safe unless you use 2FA


[1 Points] ThrowThisAway420710:

How can you check a vendor's PGP to see if its Dutch LE?


[1 Points] Houut78:

How do you search up a vendor on DHL?? Looking for pelican but cant find him.


[1 Points] None:

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[1 Points] ToadGamaken:

I kinda became a small time dealer in my city flipping Molly and Cid, I spent around 2000 on AB. To make things worse my most recent purchase of 200 press pills and 50mdma never showed. How worried should I be?


[1 Points] odaydream:

in terms of going about using protonmail to inquire a vendor, would i still have to use tails and tor and a VPN and PGP?

i will be planning on using an anonymous public computer, not my own home machine.


[0 Points] BelizeTourismOffice:

Where can I check out pictures of stealth packages? Where can I learn more about it?