Free Joint Friday!

Hey everybody, you read that right, FREE JOINTS! In honor of everything that has happened over the past week or so and everything that is gonna be happening in the next week I give you FREE JOINTS! I offer these as a toast to freedom, a toast to marriage for all (suckers - now you get to be miserable just like the rest of us!), a toast to destroying bigotry and racism at every oppurtunity, a toast to health care, a toast to our (somewhat) free country as we celebrate the 4th (hope you wake up with all digits intack on the 5th!), a toast to 710 and the oilheads out there, and . . . most importantly . . . A TOAST TO THE GREAT STATE OF OREGON!

So, really, here are 50 free joints to represent our 50 states, no cost to you, I'll even pay USPS First class shipping. Of course there's a catch you say, right? OK, a few caveats . . . Only one order per user or address and I will decline any orders from users with racist or homophobic slurs automatically.

All of my flower is properly flushed and cured and clear of any pesticides, molds or impurities for your safety.

I hope you enjoy and thanks in advance for your reviews.

Nucleus (link broken up to try to escape the wrath of automod)

http://nucleuspf3izq7o6 .onion /user/actual-offers/ 4cb2b7ef22e6d52106c68762715282c1dcd9526a

GrandpaJoe

edit: Posted this about an hour ago, only 15 left!

edit2 - and they're gone! All orders will drop Monday.


Comments


[16 Points] Axaq:

Unreal how stand up you seem to be, good on you, this is seriously great.


[10 Points] DareToHope:

Also as a heads up to anyone who's going to come in here and complain about how this is advertising outside of the designated threads. This vendor contacted the mods prior to posting and asked for permission to issue a free give-away. We the mod do allow this although there are some strict regulations going on. Mostly no BOGO(buy one get one free) doesn't count and we would not allow it if this was BOGO.

Seeing as the vendor is issuing a completely free giveaway we are allowing this post.

Happy smoking :)


[8 Points] free-agent:

Everyone beware! The listing requires you to FE! Be careful! You have been warned! I bet I won't get my shit now!

Nucleus and Grandpajoe are exit scamming with free joints!


[6 Points] None:

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[3 Points] East420Beach:

Thank you sir, you are a gentleman. May you have a happy and safe fourth!!


[3 Points] NashHarvey:

Thank you for this!

Grandpa isn't your average Joe


[2 Points] DareToHope:

(link broken up to try to escape the wrath of automod)

None can escape his gaze.


[2 Points] Big_Daddy_Trucknutz:

Are you gonna put any listings up? I was hoping to get a gram or two of errl since I've got some spare coins.

Oh and let me just say this for everyone, GPJ's pre-rolls are fantastic. It might be a little flat but it'll still be fat.


[2 Points] None:

Awesome of you


[2 Points] whadusaybrah:

Thanks man. Just made my order. Will review as soon as it arrives. Happy 4th.


[2 Points] _BLOCKABLOCKABLOCKA_:

thanks GPJ!


[2 Points] None:

One joint isn't worth the risk imo, but I'm happy to see a vendor giving back to the community. This is great for the broke stoners out there too!


[2 Points] GIEV_RP_PLZ:

I love you grandpa.


[1 Points] procowtipper:

Let's have a toast to the douche bags! Let's have a toast to the assholes! ... Every one of them that I know!


[1 Points] GPJdnmTA:

I'm in! I'm drinkin one for you grandpa! Even if I don't get a free joint.


[1 Points] throwout098:

Thanks GPJ, nice way to try you out! Happy and safe 4th to ya!


[1 Points] angusfred123:

All of my flower is properly flushed and cured and clear of any pesticides, molds or impurities for your safety.

I like when pple call it flower.


[1 Points] Jay-__:

Free saliva included? :P


[1 Points] hempyadventure:

Thx, you are the grandpa I never had.. You know how to reduce a man to nothing but a puddle of tears


[1 Points] None:

You're an awesome human being! You deserve strippers, beer, millions & more. I love seeing people give back to the community they made it from, it's honestly beautiful. Not even on a dick riding tip, GPJ you're the fucking man.

edit: Happy fourth also, be safe!


[1 Points] 7fish7:

Dang, missed out. You fucking rock though. 100% stand up vendor.


[1 Points] None:

Well damn! Two hours and gone! Will set up an RSS feed to this sub in the future.


[1 Points] strauser360:

Aww damn I missed it, any chance of throwing in pre rolled with the 710 special haha?


[1 Points] CanIKissYourKitty:

well fuck me, i guess i missed out


[1 Points] TypicalSnake:

Will we be doing this next friday?


[1 Points] VNDRRVWTHRWAWY2:

GPJ coming through for the community, AGAIN.

I can't even count how many times this guy has given away free weed...

Didn't get one, but not even disappointed. Good Guy GPJ.


[1 Points] Vendor_ElfMachine:

I love this idea!


[1 Points] iChuffy:

Aw missed out, but kudos to you for being a great vendor!


[1 Points] Calittres:

Dammit of course I see this too late. In the middle of opiate withdrawals and haven't been on reddit and now a fucking wees giveaway happens. Well good for you man, you are a legit guy and I've basically never heard anything bad about you. Thanks for being cool. I'll get some after I beat this shit.


[1 Points] None:

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[1 Points] NashHarvey:

Grandpa, it's been a week now and still no joint in my mailbox/: has the majority already received theirs? Thank you anyways


[0 Points] CopperHeadRoad_dnm:

Don't be too excited kids.

Free = Bad


[0 Points] noonehear:

Meh missed out I guess I'll just order some wax from you next week. Great thing you have done with a 50 free joint 4th of July celebration!

Haven't seen any other vendors have anything remotely close to this (or a 4th of July sale).


[0 Points] None:

I'm so upset I missed this. If you manage, to uh, find anything lying around...

In a University over the summer and just been ripping my bong all day. No car to get rolling papers. I miss J's soooo much.