Cocaine Cowboy's cocaine making guide honest review. (the annoying truth)

So, to attend to my fondness of the the ol' Bolivian Marching Powder, I decided it would be a good idea to produce my own. 'It will be fun! I'll save money!' I thought to my self. So I bought it; £30 in all ($50 for you yanks across the pond). I guess i'll just tell you about the guide and the problems i'm having with it. --TL;DR at the bottom--

For starters, It's a good guide; The guide it's self I have no real problems with. It is well worded, concise & detailed all at the same time. I do believe that you could make the cocaine quite easily & with minimal skill or knowledge so long as you follow it closely. This really is the main good thing about it. The vendor seems pleasant enough (but he keeps calling me "brother" & I find that really creepy for some reason) although I've not spoken to him extensively.

That's where the good points end i'm afraid; there are some really fundamental issues with other aspects of it. These include:

So I guess that's it. In summary, yes the guide is good, but I doubt it would be reliable enough to be taken seriously in practice. I probably wouldn't bother buying - I'd get a refund if possible. Thanks for reading Reddit, I love you all you damn druggys.

As a side note, Setting up will cost about £200 (maybe a bit less).

Edit - Spelling error.


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[6 Points] None:

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[5 Points] 84272:

IIRC it takes 300 grams of leaves to make 1 gram of cocaine so to make a gram of cocaine using this guide do you just order 300 grams of tea leaves in individual tea bags?


[4 Points] Theeconomist1:

Good review, brother. ;)

I've been very curious about this guide. So essentially what you are saying is that's it's a great academic exercise but that's about it. I wondered how the fuck you could source the leaves. I figured it couldn't be as easy as ordering a bunch, but what the hell do I know.

If it's that easy to source, he should source it for his customers. Pay extra or whatever to have it shipped domestically. Of course depending on which side of the pond he is on, that might still be problematic for customers on the opposite side


[4 Points] ProfessorHouseMDMA:

I actually can speak from experience. I bought the guide, did it once, and never did it again

I ordered the appropriate quantity of teabags from the website listed. They got through customs with zero problem and were delivered to me in under 2 weeks.

However, for anyone who is considering doing this, you're going to want, no, NEED to spend the extra money to get the tea already powdered. Running 8000 teabags through my blender all but burned the thing out, I lost almost half a kilo, and it took me over 12 hours of labor time to do it. I think that if I had spent the extra money and just gotten the powdered leaves it may have been worthwhile. The rest of the processes can't really be completed en mass if you're trying to make a product that is completely pure.

The bottom line is that it's feasible, but it's extremely tedious, and it requires a shitton of space. It also creates a ton of very sketchy trash. But if you're all just wondering about the leaves, I can vouch and say that they will get through customs. You can even pay using a money order


[2 Points] JackJackSplat:

/u/CocaineCowboy

You wanna get in on this?


[2 Points] None:

In the States, doesn't getting caught with 500g of coca leaves get you an automatic 25yrs?


[1 Points] Thoughtsofamaniac:

Not endorsing the vendor or anything but I will say that for a while when these guides first started popping up it wasn't uncommon to see other DNM sellers offering to sell the required leaves in various amounts, shipped with stealth in mind. I think the products were meant to go hand in hand. As for the chemicals if you can find them on the darknet I can't see how it'd be any more dangerous than just getting cocaine shipped to your house but as for clearnet sources yeah you'll want to think it through and have some drop addresses combined with some payment sources linked to different people. Maybe get a couple buddies to sign up for Amex Serve cards they can get at CVS then buy with those and ship 1-2 chess to each address.


[1 Points] None:

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[1 Points] CocaineNose:

Good read. I thought about buying this guide, but didn't think I would ever pull off making my own so never got into it.


[1 Points] None:

Hey brothers :)

Thanks for all the comments. I'll be along shortly to add some information.


[1 Points] None:

Also, OP, please resend your message at the market.


[1 Points] hangbellybroad:

I'm guessing you just want some good coke. I learned to do the acid/base extraction from "Cocaine Handbook" by David Lee. It's got all the knowledge you need to purify whatever coke you can source. It's out of print, but I see it on Amazon for a high price, which if you are serious about cleaning up your coke, is well worth it. If you get a used copy, try and ascertain that it is complete. Great pictures, and great usable info.


[1 Points] TheRealKimble:

http://www.novoandinastore.com/

US Domestic .... could be a honeypot. A friend of a friend said they are legit, but can screw up orders from time to time and cause delays.


[1 Points] pecrophilyak:

@OP: like 6-8 years ago there was some dude - I think a born swiss or german who emigrated - who was selling benzos and low potency opioids like codeine, tramadol on his webshop. he was located in nicaragua and obviously nobody gave a shit about whats legal or illegal so he could get unlimited quantities right at his favorite pharmacy without prescription etc. he send the the pills str8 from nicaragua: it was a small parcel filled with a shitload of chopped up tea leaves and somewhere in this huge pile of dry n chopped herbs he hid the pills. they were put in a ziploc and then he vacuumed em and threw it in the tea package. I never had the balls to order there but a friend did so when he was kinda desperate cuz he was getting short on his benzo supply unexpectedly (you know). anyhow, he ordered and the shit was even OPENED N CHECKED at customs (western europe country); well they let it pass and he received every single pill. or at least he did so after checking his pile of tea closely ;)

and now to the only relevant, if at all, thing I wanted to tell: it really IS possible customs let some repackaged tea pass thru. I dont know if they performed any kind of drug checking on the tea back then but I doubt it. they would have found the pills when doing more than just open it and barely lookin at the content. it IS possible but I would never ever advice anyone to get anything shipped (espec. NOT in a package/parcel) from south america to any 'western' country. central america is ruff enuff regarding customs but I dont think any customs officer would do the same with any shipment coming from one of the 3 biggest coca countries. what did you think the guide would tell you in terms of obtaining a source for extraction/purification? really I cant imagine, I mean thats like the most crucial part in the whole process. chems needed when actually extracting/purifying are not the easiest to obtain paranoia-free but it is manageable to obtain em without raising suspicion. coca leaves aint :<


[1 Points] jtemps92:

When agora gets back up (maybe on another market but I haven't checked yet) check out the vendor, NarcoGuerilla - he had listings for coca leaves up


[1 Points] None:

Lots of feedback.

https://grams7enufi7jmdl.onion/infodesk/vendor/0xF1EF15684913E8AF


[-1 Points] Dinodoor:

love your dry english witt.