[Humor] Top 10 reasons my pack is late

take two

So today makes day 10 on a pack I FE'd for. It was a direct deal so FE discount combined with DD savings made for a great deal. Vendor has been great and very good in their communication. But still, 10 days domestic.

Obviously it went out late and I'm really not mad. I just want a safe and happy landing. So may I present to you the Top 10 reasons my pack is late....

10 My vendor was born again and donated my payment to Jesus.

9 The Hash for my bitcoin transfer was from Chroncentrates and arrived too messy to work with.

8 Vendor was going to mail it but his stealth was so good he lost my order.

7 Unknown USPS "micro strike" in my area.

6 Vendor got ebola from sourcing exotics.

5 Vendor did a reverse exit scam and sent all his money out to his customers and and ingested every order himself.

4 My neighbor has been smoking free for a week.

3 Postman didn't like last year's Christmas cookies and is exacting revenge.

2 Vendor already sent pack, I got it and took all the drugs at once, hence this post.

And the number 1 reason my pack is late...

Vendor ran away with Bailey Jay and said fuck it! !!

Lulz just passing the time, but seriously what are some of your wild imaginations when you are waiting and waiting...


Comments


[25 Points] noonehear:

1 - I messed up and will ship it tomorrow.

2 - I forgot to ship it ill ship it tomorrow.

3 - I got a wedding sorry I took your money and cant get an order straight.

4 - I'll ship it tomorrow

/u/chroncentrates


[8 Points] RedditAccountHolder1:

Limited experience here, but I always question myslef as to whether I submitted my address properly even though I make sure to check it 10 times before submitting.


[4 Points] None:

Day 10. Cleaned house, how do I prepare for a CD?


[3 Points] TheRealDealMarket:

Our weed supplier in NL has ran out of weed!

Seriously buddahshop - If you are reading this, no offense! you are a great vendor! I just found that one week funny...


[3 Points] SirBarriston:

Thinking my drugs are probably just sitting in the post office 4 blocks down my street, fck.


[3 Points] octomarvel:

4 is always a serious thought.


[2 Points] MitalikaSucks:

Your number 8 is epic :D I LOLed to hell


[2 Points] jazzhonorface:

Number 8 and number 2 did me in. Lol thanks mate for a good laugh.


[2 Points] egokuu:

ITT: people who can't backslash


[2 Points] Baraclough-X:

Number 8 cracked me up. Number 5 is a close second.


[2 Points] Suck_a_gerbils_dick:

/r/rimshot


[2 Points] None:

Vendor got shitfaced the night before and spent all my money on his bar tab.


[1 Points] Jay-__:

I've removed the other thread since you re-posted it in this one.

You may as well should edit the old OP to a link to this thread.


[1 Points] BrodhiRoundhouseKick:

1 My vendor name is Chroncentrates.


[0 Points] IWantChron:

Just ask Chroncentrates for his list of excuses. He's got weddings and forgetfullness and bad shippers and all sorts of good excuses.


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[-2 Points] fearachieved:

Neighbor? You don't have things shipped to your house, do you?

Damn. I still haven't ordered once yet, but my friend who did this shit was way more intense with his security than you are.

He got a fake ID first, then used that to open a PO box at a place without a camera. He told me NEVER to send it to my house.