DETAILED CHECKBOX | |
Vendor Name/Marketplace: |
PelicanUSA on Alphabay |
Product/s reviewed: |
Ball of MDMA |
International?: |
Domestic |
Vendor requires FE?: |
(yes or no) No but offers discount for FE |
Price before shipping: |
120$ |
Shipping cost : |
7$ |
Customer Service: | pick one below with an "x" like this: [x] |
[X]+5 |
Superb: Polite, prompt, ensures satisfaction |
[ ]+4 |
Good: Professional, exhibits customer care |
[ ]+3 |
Satisfactory: Adequate responses, resolved issue |
[ ]+2 |
Marginal: Subpar communication, partial resolution |
[ ]+1 |
Bad: Poor communication, no resolution |
[ ]+0 |
Awful: Abusive responses, no resolution |
Product Quality: | pick one below |
[X]+5 |
Highest purity - highly potent |
[ ]+4 |
Mostly pure - potent |
[ ]+3 |
Minor cut or impurity - strong |
[ ]+2 |
Cut and/or impure - medium to weak |
[ ]+1 |
Almost entirely cut - very weak |
[ ]+0 |
Possibly bunk - no effect |
Processing Speed: | pick one below |
[x]+5 |
Processed & marked shipped in 24hrs |
[ ]+4 |
Processed & marked shipped in 48 hrs |
[ ]+3 |
Processed & marked shipped in 72 hrs |
[ ]+2 |
Package is late |
[ ]+1 |
Package is very late |
[ ]+0 |
Never received package |
Price Value: | pick one below |
[X]+5 |
Excellent - great value & low cost |
[ ]+4 |
Moderate - worthy value & fair cost |
[ ]+3 |
At-market - neither good nor bad |
[ ]+2 |
Below-market - so-so value, high cost |
[ ]+1 |
Exorbitant - low value, excessive cost |
[ ]+0 |
Rip-off - little-to-no value, unjustified cost |
Stealth & OpSec: | check all that apply |
[ ]+1 |
Vacuum-sealed |
[ ]+1 |
Mylar/non-porous container |
[ ]+1 |
Decoy/misdirection |
[ ]+1 |
Low package profile |
[ ]+1 |
Good OpSec/PGP |
^ Check off that whole category good stealth.
Ok so first off I would like to say that I've only had MDMA stronger than this once. I don't think it was as clean of a roll though. This shit was absolutely pure bliss without feeling really stimulated. I think I dropped my first dose at 6-6:15 at this dudes house with my buddy T.
Honestly, at first it was taking an awful long time to kick in I was like man what is going on, but at some point I realized I was talking a lot and feeling something like I was on the cusp. Then about an hour 1:30 or so later I just get smacked with pure bliss it was like angels sucking my dick.
It was some of the most clean and I think the 2nd strongest MDMA I have ever had. I think over the night I did like .3-.4 total and I didn't stop rolling until 330-4am. Everyone else who tried it loved it as well. Ok I live in a smaller area as well so people have no idea what good drugs are so a couple different people's lives.
It had a good look to it as well it was almost an off white color with some Amber tint. There were small crystals and then shiny powder. Half the night I was giving it away I think I gave about .7 worth of it to my friends at the party and still made a lot of money on top of my investment. It felt so good to be able to bless other people with that magic though. Also at the end of the night no harsh comedown at all didn't feel like my brain was fried as I have with some MDMA.
Overall for the price and quality I was extremely satisfied. His customer service was incredible answered all of my messages quickly. Stealth was also pretty good for domestic. Will be doing a lot of business with this man in the future and I appreciate what he was able to do for me.
Thank you PelicanUSA you are Santa Jesus God King Bird in that order.
You rolling bro?
Seriously though this is a great review, I'm glad you know the templates exist!
You rock /u/pelican_vendor, and everyone knows it.