Explaining Money

Ok, so I am between jobs right now and have been making money on the side through the use of the DNMs. I have several family members heavily involved in my life and i am starting to have trouble explaining how I have $600-800/month for rent and utilities. Anyone have any advice on how I can explain this?


Comments


[9 Points] Vendor_BBMC:

Say you are selling acid and weed for cash. You're making your community a better place, and its a good, traditional 1960's type of job they should approve of.

Or say you won it in a truth-telling contest two towns over.


[7 Points] iamnotusdanksrs:

Tell them you have started to buy items from online sites, such as local facebook swap and shop groups or craigslist. You can just say you research items, but them low, sell them high. Extra safe: print out pictures of stuff/fake ads and put prices on them and show how much you profited or w/e.


[5 Points] GoAwayThrowaway420:

Felatio for cash, duh


[3 Points] None:

online poker


[6 Points] izza123:

Just tell them you sell drugs, If they don't like you for who you are my mommy says they arent the kinds of friends you want anyways!


[4 Points] MLP_is_my_OPSEC:

Freelancing.


[3 Points] diOpAnonMu:

Side jobs or money saved up.

I don't know what skills would be believable for you. Could be helping people move, fixing computers, doing yard work, tutoring.


[1 Points] None:

You wash cars. You wash cars in a really nice neighborhood...


[1 Points] DexOyama:

Tell them you do freelance work for/with a friend. Be very vague you do what's needed and he pays you in cash so he can avoid taxes.


[1 Points] Theeconomist1:

Ask them if they'd prefer you not pay rent or utilities b/c you could certainly arrange things like that. Why couldn't you have savings or such that you are dipping into to pay while between jobs? There's a million different lies/excuses you could use. Side work, cutting lawns, whoring, pimping, gambling, lotto, fixing computers.


[-2 Points] tropicthunderzz:

R u ordering intl only way i cansee u making profit,domestic is a rippof