So I've tried many MDMA vendors, they come and go. There's 3 kinds.
- US: High prices, low quality, super fast ship and less likely to be delayed or seized
- Canada: Medium Prices, Medium Quality, fast ship. Great middle ground of US times with almost NL/EU Prices and quality. Many AWOL.
- NL/EU: The lowest prices, the highest quality - long ship time and risky. Many AWOL.
When good EU vendors exist, they're awesome. Stealthbomber seems to be the most recent EU vendor, but he has many reports of no ships or month+ long waits. Snapback I hear is speedy. I'm pretty sure that all the EU vendors simply got overloaded this season and fucked up, as it's pretty consistent amongst all of them of absolutely insane, stupid, retarded 'reasons' like a 'teammate' dying to a printer breaking (to print what, their 20 labels a day? lol). At the moment, we have yet to see one really rise.
From the US. The current review template is absolutely retarded, so I'll be using my own. As far as stealth, they all were fine and MBB, sealed, etc. B54's the only one that stood out with a unique 'innocuous' packaging, but no issues really.
Purity is assumed because someone has done a GC/MS on CanadianForger's Ivory which was ~62%, and many have claimed is similar in purity to the brown sugar, just 'different', that the brown sugar roll is preferable, as well as personal judgement as there has been one sample of MDMA I have done that, assuming was pure 85%, it'd put brown sugar around 65% purity.
I want to say someone did a GC/MS of the Canadian brown sugar we typically see too but can't find it...
Quantity will not be provided.
Communication was fine unless otherwise noted. I always contact vendors before my first order. If they can't respond to a simple PM in reasonable time then I hesitate that they'll handle my order in reasonable time and respect, especially for larger orders.
NL
Bunge54 Agora AWOL | |
Escrow: | Escrow |
Shipped from: | Netherlands |
Shipping time: | 1-2 Months |
Price: | $20/g |
Look: | Clear, large Crystals. Looks like good meth. |
Weight: | Labeled as .17g over, and was. |
Estimated Purity: | 75% |
B54 clearly got overloaded, my promised reship still hasn't arrived. Lots of BS from this vendor in regards to their fuck-uppery. Shit happens but they were not honest about it.
That said, the girl and I plugged 5g over one night once. That was insane. Neither of us had a tolerance or anything in particular, just craziness. Like starting at midnight and used it up by 4AM. I probably did 3, 3.5g myself. I've done a full g once or twice in a night but I don't really use MDMA that much. I know that sounds absurd but I basically just went a little crazy with MDMA for a few months, never was really into it and now not really into it anymore (I mean I gotta let it reset a few months, I'm sure it'll fun in the future). I'd say I've done less than 10g's easily in my life.
Random Free Sample from Evolution AWOL? | |
Escrow: | Escrow |
Shipped from: | Netherlands |
Shipping time: | 3 Weeks |
Price: | Free! |
Look: | Straight crack rock butter |
Weight: | .2g |
Estimated Purity: | 85% |
I had some canadian brown sugar on hand to compare directly to, and literally you could use a significant amount less of this stuff and get the same, if not way higher. SO much purer than your canadian brown sugar stuff, this stuff was absolute fire. It looked like the crack rock you get in the project, that straight butter, that waxy stuff that just crumbles. I never smoke crack, but been around and seen it, and this stuff just had that same almost-translucent, waxy, slightly yellow look.
But it was not crack. It was the best MDMA I've ever had. Hence, where all my purity ratings come from, my experience assuming this was pure 85%. Don't even remember the vendor, they were sending free samples to establish feedback for a new account. Maybe they're a big vendor now, maybe they pulled an exit scam with the feedback.
DrEarnhardt Pill Evolution | |
Escrow: | Escrow |
Shipped from: | Netherlands |
Shipping time: | 3 Weeks |
Price: | Free |
Look: | Yellow Domino that crumbled easily and was pressed poorly |
Weight: | Advertised as 175mg |
Estimated Purity: | Definitely much weaker lol |
I would say this pill had under 100mg easily. Barely felt it. It was free but shady reports abound of this vendor.
CANADA
DeadmauFive Agora AWOL | |
Escrow: | Escrow Available but chose 10% FE Bonus |
Shipped from: | Canada |
Shipping time: | 1 Week |
Price: | $28/g |
Look: | Canadian Brown Sugar crystals |
Weight: | |
Estimated Purity: | 65% |
Your typical canadian brown sugar, DeadmauFive is awol. He was supposed to return on I think 11/10? It's too bad, he had the best price on it.
Canadian Forger Agora | |
Escrow: | Escrow |
Shipped from: | Canada |
Shipping time: | 1 Week |
Price: | $32/g |
Look: | Canadian Brown Sugar LUMPS |
Weight: | |
Estimated Purity: | 65% |
My go-to now all around! He also responds promptly and keeps you updated!. His brown sugar is a little different, in that it's less crystalline than most, and more of 'clumps'. You can see it in the pictures of his listings. Like you'll find plenty of big rocks in the bag. Regardless, doesn't make any difference, it's the same brown sugar as any other.
Rebel_alliance and all the other Canadian vendors at the moment don't respond worth shit and/or have jacked up prices. No brainer. Please don't get overloaded yo, much love
All_Chem Agora AWOL | |
Escrow: | Escrow |
Shipped from: | Canada |
Shipping time: | 1 Week |
Price: | $30/g |
Look: | Canadian Brown Sugar LUMPS |
Weight: | Free 50mg sample of 2C-B with order! |
Estimated Purity: | 65% |
You could sell the 2C-B sample and basically make your money back on 1G, really cool vendor. Sent me a duplicate order on accident, I told them and they said just sit on it. They made a splash this summer and then just disappeared.
US/DOMESTIC
Ms.MollyMuffins Agora | |
Escrow: | Escrow |
Shipped from: | USA |
Shipping time: | 3 Weeks |
Price: | $38/g |
Look: | Canadian Brown Sugar crystals/Yellowish Cut to shit GARBAGE |
Weight: | |
Estimated Purity: | 65%/30% |
So I placed an order with these guys because they had a great, near-Canada price back when EU was all fucked, and at the moment, no clear Canadian vendor existed.
My first order was severely underweight, I assumed a major shipping mistake. They said no problem, and they'd send the right amount. Okay, word, that's fine, I understand shit happens, no big deal. Then they say they'll throw in some LSD. Word, can you tell me what ug rating just so I know? Then they say it'll actually be LAD, and they don't tell me the dosage...
3 weeks later I get what I ordered, a large quantity of yellow, cut to shit powder bullshit, and 4 tabs of windowpane LAD (I assume around 80ug? Windowpane is like... dissolve in your mouth, cool, hexagonal translucent green waxy paper/candy semi-rigid things). The LAD was fine, it's a lot like LSD but slightly less headspace. But it's still there, it's not like 2C-B or NBOME that are definitely missing it. It's definitely very similar to LSD. I would wonder if one might not even be able to tell even if they were experienced (I also thought that the first time I did 2C-B after taking a break from LSD for a while though).
Like I can fit 150mg of brown sugar exactly into a #3 gelcap. You can barely get 100mg of this yellow cut shit into a #3 gelcap. It's like cut with milk powder or whatever, very fluffed up bullshit. It looks big, but it's really not much (I did get the weight I ordered though).
In fact, it failed on a Marquis/Mandelin on my reagents, but my reagents were going bad and it tested fine on new reagents (but my failing reagents still tested right on legit MDMA....). I wonder if it's cut with methylone given how my bad reagents reacted... Anyways, absolutely bullshit.
I didn't finalize for a very long time, until I confirmed with new reagents what it was, and tried it, but weak shit. Just glad this nightmare was over.
There's actually quite a bit in their feedback of people not getting their orders and such. Don't finalize until you're fucking high on this one, if you DO go with them... Frankly I wish I had not finalized because I was given shitty fucking quality stuff that was not what was advertised. I can't do anything with this garbage.
My sourest DNM experience. Lesson learned about finalizing, make sure the product isn't just legit but also of quality before finalizing.
HouseOfSpirit Agora | |
Escrow: | FE |
Shipped from: | USA |
Shipping time: | 2 Week |
Price: | $30/g |
Look: | Canadian Brown Sugar crystals |
Weight: | |
Estimated Purity: | 65% |
Canadian brown sugar with Canadian prices with American safety and... EU shipping times. I mean if she threw in some sort of discount when ordering with her other products, it'd be worth it, but otherwise no reason to go to her for MDMA other than to be loyal. You could say there's no reason not to just get it from her either. She also is well known for extras so you'll likely get that discount anyways.
But no escrow so I personally will not use her for MDMA since I don't have to, as much as I love her.
Polira Agora | |
Escrow: | Escrow |
Shipped from: | USA |
Shipping time: | NEW YORK MINUTE |
Price: | $50/g |
Look: | White crystalline crushed up powder |
Weight: | |
Estimated Purity: | 50% |
The purity is low, no doubt about it, but fuck me this guy is fast. He has overnighted me to vegas hotels and crazy last minute parties with no extra charge, just me saying 'Hey trying to get it quickly this weekend' multiple times.
I've never waited more than 2 days from this guy, so fucking reliable.
Despite his low quality, this has been the vendor I've used the most. Much love to Polira, he's your go-to if you need to make shit happen for this weekend. 50% of 1g will still lay your ass out for the weekend!
CaptainZo Agora | |
Escrow: | Escrow |
Shipped from: | USA |
Shipping time: | 1 Week |
Price: | $60/g |
Look: | Canadian Brown Sugar crystals |
Weight: | |
Estimated Purity: | 65% |
I wanted it quick and he had the brown sugar. It wasn't particularly quick. Not bad by any means, just not Polira fast (I didn't need it polira fast either though, just wanted it). Just a typical domestic vendor selling brown sugar, I have nothing bad to say about this guy.
That's my wrap-up. I don't mean to try every vendor, it just turned out that way. You kinda end up with a US for quickness when traveling or emergencies, a Canadian because EU sucks right now, and EU because it's the shit when it's right. Other vendors I've avoided for what I think is good reason if you search them.
I always Marquis, Mandelin, and Mecke test, everything I've ordered has tested correctly and the same.
This is everyone. Have not tried anyone else either myself or from a friend ordering something from someone.
TLDR The best right now is CanadianForger. It used to be someone else. Polira is fast as fuck. Ew MollyMuffins.
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