You have $100,000. How do /you/ start an empire?

Discuss.


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[17 Points] end_pun_violence:

I have $100,000?? I wish I knew that before I agreed to work the holiday weekend.


[11 Points] thelastvirgin:

Spend 50k on alprazolam powder and a pill press, 30k on a house, 10k on a car, 5k for an El Chapo style tunnel, 2.5k for backpage, 1.5k for court fines and 1k to get my moms rent caught back up.


[7 Points] None:

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[4 Points] The_Grid_Is_Up:

Well, Johnny used to work after school at the cinema show. Gotta hustle if he wants an education; he's got a long way to go. Now he's out on the streets all day selling crack to the people who pay. Got an AK-47 for a best friend, business...the American way.


[2 Points] Theeconomist1:

You asked me if I was in the money business or the meth business.

Neither. I'm in the empire business


[2 Points] None:

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[1 Points] TossThatBag:

Not with drugs, I'll tell you that much. If I had that much money in the bank, I wouldn't even look at a copy of High Times.


[1 Points] izza123:

I live in Canada so it's super easy, I'd start a mail order dispensary. With 100,000 you take half of that for inventory, 10K for website ownership, design and maintenance. The remaining 40K is advertisement, you pump out so much ad out there "MEDICAL GRADE IN THE MAIL - NO MEDICAL AUTHORIZATION NEEDED!" you'll be a millionaire in a year if you can maintain stock.


[1 Points] None:

10k mdma or LSD. Both make bank in large quantities


[1 Points] None:

10k mdma or LSD. Both make bank in large quantities


[1 Points] Battyhole:

Buy a IRL pharmacy in a country like India..


[1 Points] Hank_Vendor:

Probably scratch cards, or make a dyson with a clock on it.


[-2 Points] None:

Take 50,000 dollars to the bank and setup a portfolio, then talk to an invester and start investing into blue chip stocks. Then find companies that aren't startups, but also aren't blue chip and back them. Become one of their main backers where I can make rules with the board members and basically be part of the company, but not have a title. One day, buy my way into said business and get a title and grow. This would probably take 20-30 years to achieve and would probably fail, but hey, I would try.