Moronic Monday - your weekly stupid questions thread!

Hey /r/DarkNetMarkets, it is time for Moronic Monday!

Post your questions here - stupid or otherwise - to get an answer. Anyone can post a question and the community as a whole is invited and encouraged to provide an answer. Many questions get submitted late each week that don't get a lot of action, so if your question didn't get answered before, feel free to post it again.

If you are a noob, check out our comprehensive FAQ; it is essentially a guide for buying from a DarkNet Market. You may also find it helpful to take a look at our informative community posts, which are full of valuable information and tips.

We do ask that you refrain from abusing noobs in this thread. Remember that everyone had to start somewhere.

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Comments


[4 Points] ForLol_Serious:

Is there a point to life? Cause I fail to see one.


[5 Points] flchi:

UK based, struggle to find any adderall at anything close to a reasonable price to be shipped here. I've tried ritalin pressed pills, and they help, but I'm looking for something to help studying. Any ideas on where to get adderall or where to get something similar to help me study? I can't even get the stuff from IRL dealers.


[3 Points] coffeencreme:

First moron of the week, yay!

So do I have to pee in here now or what?


[2 Points] throwoutofwindowplz:

Is boofing edibles a legit 9000 practice?


[1 Points] None:

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[1 Points] Abvallistnd:

I downloaded an app called open chain which provides pgp key. How do i post my pgp key on markets such as alphabay??


[1 Points] qTimes2:

I took a break from DNMs after Evolution went down. What did I miss while I was gone?


[1 Points] mandythrowaway123:

I made an idiotic newbie error on Valhalla.

I made a mistake in my address. The vendor asked me to send the correct address to them. Stupidly I assumed that the messages were encrypted (like the address). Once I saw the message in plain text in my outbox I realized my error. The vendor refunded me and cancelled the order. It looks like this particular vendor has blocked me. I have since made another order from a different vendor.

Should I assume this address is now compromised? I am only purchasing small amounts for personal use.


[1 Points] poopyinyourpants99:

I ordered from a top level domestic vendor and the package arived 3 days later. Only the contents of the package was not what I ordered, nor can I identify it ( was able to determine 100% it was not what I orderd) . I have messaged the vendor nicely explaining the situation but with no reply. Am I getting selectively scammed because I was a first time buyer on a new account? I don't want to post names or anything yet, give the vendor benifit of the doubt.


[1 Points] myusernamehere1:

When will TT have single sheets out again, seems the lowest they currently go is 500 tabs.


[1 Points] ScoopDat:

Hello,

Why multisig if escrow needs verification from both parties? (Or does it?)

How long do you keep a blot under the tongue?

How do people know things like who's an official reseller of a major plug like TT, or future news of what they plan on doing, like is there some website they send out community info?

Any proper multi sit guides out there that would make sense for someone trying to use something like Hansa?

When you export info like PGP keys, to send it to another USB, what would the encryption method be to secure that backup USB so if you need to restore, it can be unencrypted within TAILS to read that backup USB with the backed up files?

Also would you be able to restore your wallet properly along with PGP keys if you ever decide to do a new fresh install of a newer version of TAILS (as 2.6 is utterly bugged on newer hardware and runs litterally less than 10 FPS for instance) that might come with newer versions of Electrum/PGP program?


[1 Points] SatansNotDead:

Last I checked, the sidebar had a messed up address for alphabay... if anyone wants to help me or try to phish me hmu with some links pretty please with a g on top, I would appreciate it greatly