Hello /r/DarkNetMarkets, SWIM has no way of purchasing bitcoins as of now by a bank or locally, (No vendors near) and so SWIM was trying to buy some bitcoins to buy BlueViking's LSD which is about .102 BTC. SWIM bought a Vanilla Visa gift card and is unable to use it to buy any sorts of BTC on any site. Can SWIM trade $75 for a lower amount in BTC (.102) or are there any other solutions?
No need for that SWIM crap, we all know who your are talking about and that's OK, your account appears to be a throwaway anyway.
Check the FAQ in the sidebar, it has more information. I prefer coinbase but unless you get verified it takes 4 days until you get your coins.