I Always Play Dexys Midnight Runners before I Cook a Batch of Meth

Did you know that every time you breathe in, you breathe thousands of atoms that were once Julius Caesar?

Strange, but true, because 22.4 litres of air contains [6 followed by 23 naughts} atoms or molecules (some, like Nitrogen or Oxygen, go round in pairs - molecules. Some like Xenon go solo - atoms).

If you smoke some of the meth I'm just finishing cleaning up, it contains some of each of the previous 130 batches, including the first one I sold on Silk Road,

Before the iodine was added, the chemist played the "B"-side of "Come on Eileen", took a massive hit of the last BBMC ice, and blew the smoke into the reaction flask. Whether that was Drax, Zorrin, Odd-Job (thai ex-pat), "the Scottish chemist" aka Sheeproadreloaded2 (the unluckiest BBMC chemist ever - we got robbed both times I sold a batch of "The Persuader", or myself.

It's just been me doing it all for about 2 years. A meth cook is a test of character and endurance, and this record gets you out of whatever mood you are in, and reminds you that you are trying for perfection and nothing else

https://youtu.be/ijVntRSr13Q

I can't listen to it without mentally hearing the sound of a bubbling meth bong, and getting a tear in my eye. I'm just a big softy at heart.

The meth I'm making is called "Dexys", I've done about 20 batches over the years. Its unusual because it uses pseudoephedrine hydrophosphite instead of the hydrochloride ie freebase pseudo rected with excess phosphonic acid (H3PO3).

It was filmed in a room above the chapel at BBMC Acres, which is still basically a shell without electricity. I then had to sneak it across the fields to the village where I bought the motorcycle battery, then back on the train to BBMC Towers to cook.

I'm getting out of this place just in time. A meth cook needs somewhere with a moat, and an Elizabethan tunnel under it to his lab.


Comments


[8 Points] OrganicTreats:

You don't even sell drugs!


[6 Points] MT_Merchant_Mangler:

You don't cook shit and nobody gives a fuck if you did.


[5 Points] HonkySpaceship:

Bullshit. You would have mentioned this in any of your other comments referring to your traditions or habits about making meth. I may not know much about cooking meth but I do know that you don't always play dexys midnight runners before you cook a batch.


[4 Points] None:

this guy isnt even a vendor


[2 Points] InTheDitch:

I love that song. Thanks for reminding me of it


[1 Points] None:

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What is this?


[1 Points] None:

So how can you smoke meth, make meth, and allegedly sell meth, then talk about doing all those things on the internet? Man I couldn't do it you must be paranoid as fuck I know I am and I don't even do all that shit


[1 Points] zombilives:

cool dude,i think that meth made with acid cooks faster and imo is better with h3po3. also lwr meth cooks 48h reflux is good but acid rules (tramp said)


[0 Points] None:

I can just see you doing the cook barefoot & in overalls...Bahahahaha!!!!!


[0 Points] None:

That's a good tune. Thanks for sharing.