[Vendor Review] Pelican MDMA (DHL)

DETAILED CHECKBOX
Vendor Name/Marketplace: Dark Heroes League
Product/s reviewed: 2G MDMA
International?: (list countries) US to US
Vendor requires FE?: (yes or no) No
Price before shipping: $114
Shipping cost: $0
Customer Service: pick one below with an "x" like this: [x]
[x]+5 Superb: Polite, prompt, ensures satisfaction
[ ]+4 Good: Professional, exhibits customer care
[ ]+3 Satisfactory: Adequate responses, resolved issue
[ ]+2 Marginal: Subpar communication, partial resolution
[ ]+1 Bad: Poor communication, no resolution
[ ]+0 Awful: Abusive responses, no resolution
Product Quality: pick one below
[x]+5 Highest purity - highly potent
[ ]+4 Mostly pure - potent
[ ]+3 Minor cut or impurity - strong
[ ]+2 Cut and/or impure - medium to weak
[ ]+1 Almost entirely cut - very weak
[ ]+0 Possibly bunk - no effect
Processing Speed: pick one below
[x]+5 Processed & marked shipped in 24hrs
[ ]+4 Processed & marked shipped in 48 hrs
[ ]+3 Processed & marked shipped in 72 hrs
[ ]+2 Package is late
[ ]+1 Package is very late
[ ]+0 Never received package
Price Value: pick one below
[ ]+5 Excellent - great value & low cost
[x]+4 Moderate - worthy value & fair cost
[ ]+3 At-market - neither good nor bad
[ ]+2 Below-market - so-so value, high cost
[ ]+1 Exorbitant - low value, excessive cost
[ ]+0 Rip-off - little-to-no value, unjustified cost
Stealth & OpSec: check all that apply
[x]+1 Vacuum-sealed
[x]+1 Mylar/non-porous container
[x]+1 Decoy/misdirection
[x]+1 Low package profile
[x]+1 Good OpSec/PGP
TOTAL: (x4 for %) 98%

Now I know a lot of you have this tendency to give 100% 100% STRAIGHT FIREEEE shit that you guys do, but I tried to be as honest as possible. That being said I MAY CHANGE THE POTENCY RATING AFTER I FINISH MY ROLL. So the rating is subject to change.

Now onto the actual review.

I never in my life had sexual thoughts about a bird. But I woke up to this beautiful day, to a package I expected to be here by Friday in my mailbox, and I got a pelierection.

Pelican my man, your reputation precedes you.

As a businessman, he was polite, quick to respond, and was patient even though I screwed up a little bit in the beginning. For shipping, I ordered on a Friday and it was President's Day weekend. Yet, it arrived beautifully today. Nigga basically flew his feathered ass out here pronto and dropped it off.

Now the product. I immediately took it out of the package and decided to test it: straight to black. You sure don't disappoint Pelican. Also, it has a beautiful greyish hue that would make any manic-depressed person relate.

Now it's almost time for me to go to class, and if any of you have taken linear algebra, you know you can use a little bit more fun, eh? So I decided to cap myself a point, popped that cap, and I'll report to you guys back on the roll.

All-in-all. Pelican, you the man. If I knew you, I'd give you a nice rub-and-tug, take you out to dinner, and respect the fuck out of you. Respect you like the bird your father taught you to be.

Photo proof of what our date would look like

That's about enough fellating Pelican for now, I'm out.

Luh u pelly pells.

P.S. What do I do with these stickers?


Comments


[13 Points] LedLevee:

Hi, honest question to people who immediately test MDMA, like OP: do you do mdma really often or something? Like fuck three month rule?

Who the fuck wastes a good roll on sitting in class? No music, no dancing, no talking to people. Why?

Honestly baffling to me.


[6 Points] Junior_Pelican:

Was this a pelican junior pack?

Edit: This was a junior pack! I remember it because we never have 2g orders. I love you :)


[4 Points] smarco33:

hahaaha! da fuq!. take the stickers and place them on the mail truck/vans. take a pic and post.


[2 Points] Pelican_Vendor:

I love reviews like this. They make me giddy


[2 Points] trash6666:

Cutest god damn date ever.


[1 Points] Chetineva:

Ha. How's rolling in class?


[1 Points] None:

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[1 Points] None:

Put the stickers on a USPS van!


[1 Points] _Long_Story_Short_:

A little expensive, did you get atleast a pizza from peli?


[1 Points] foodforthoughts1010:

/u/Pelican_Vendor

I've read a lot of good reviews. You'll hear from me soon ;)


[1 Points] throwituhway789789:

Upvote for pelerection.


[1 Points] None:

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[0 Points] teachmetodnm:

jesus..youd be a lot better off pricing wise buying bulk from CP or a SB. sure pelicans US based but youd save so much more money buying bulk.