Moronic Monday - it's your weekly stupid questions thread!

Hey /r/DarkNetMarkets , it is time for Moronic Monday!

Post your question - stupid or otherwise - here to get an answer. Anyone can post a question and the community as a whole is invited and encouraged to provide an answer. Many questions get submitted late each week that don't get a lot of action, so if your question didn't get answered before, feel free to post it again.

We do ask that you refrain from abusing noobs in this thread. Remember that everyone had to start somewhere.

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[8 Points] dnm_thaw:

Is there a forum or website that anonymously tests the cocaine from different vendors and posts the results?

I recently saw a couple posts from ChopSueyx showing some test results... I was just wondering if there are other people doing something similar.


[6 Points] Big_Daddy_Trucknutz:

Here's one I never thought I'd be asking, what's the best case scenario for those of us who lost coins on CR? I had a few orders in escrow.


[6 Points] getthefuckoutb:

Will cannabis road be up again?


[4 Points] tybob123:

How big of a difference would there be from 150 ug of LSD to 300 ug LSD? I have done one tab of the 150 ug several times and would like to step up to dosage. I am hesitant to do 2 tabs though. Not sure of the dose/response with this stuff, but if it is anything like the difference from 0.1 MDMA to 0.2 MDMA, I may do 1.5 tabs first before I go 2 at once.


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[2 Points] pfhwheel:

Why does my mail man deliver so late in the day? What's the best way to vape/smoke MXE? Do I have to convert it to freebase form or can I just dab the HCL salt?


[3 Points] DeputyClementine:

This is so embarrassing. First before I ask this, y'all should know I'm probably older then most of y'all and I've been trying to figure out this DarkNet stuff for close to a year now. My mom and I both were going to the same pain management dr up until he retired about a year ago and ever since then we have been in horrible shape. So we're not looking to buy a bunch of recreational drugs (not that there's anything wrong with that btw) we're just looking for the medication we were on to help with pain management. (I can go without, but it kills me to see my mom with migraines everyday, unable to get out of bed.) Anyway.....I bought a phone strictly for this and FINALLY got it to where I can browse some of the sites. I'm now trying to register at one called Evolution and can't figure out how to register bc it's saying I need my registration token. I can't figure out how to find this for the life of me. If anyone can help, I would appreciate it more then you could ever know. Thanks so much and God Bless!


[3 Points] marker1234:

If i wanted to become a vendor, how does one get btc to cash safely?


[3 Points] berrythrills:

Just read about someone getting busted for receiving good through USPS. What are best methods to avoid scrutiny?


[2 Points] KaptianKrush:

Canadians. How has your successes with DNM's been? Dexedrine, adderall and concerta, why are they so expensive? Is there a cheaper alternative


[2 Points] MrGegenki:

I live in a country where a schedule 2 US pharmaceutical Drug is not scheduled in any of our laws/acts. Does this mean I can just ship the stuff in? (Tapentadol being newly fda approved)


[2 Points] captainsparkle:

where's the best place and vendor for edibles (namely, brownies) now that CR is gone and rosesgarden is on vacation?


[2 Points] diamxnds:

What is MBB??


[2 Points] None:

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[2 Points] DarkStrobeLight:

Is it safe to download Tor? I wonder, because I remember hearing that the site was being monitored and the people downloading it were being registered to a database.

Would it be a better idea to get a file sharing program and get it that way?


[2 Points] snakeymake:

How many confirmations (sent from blockchain wallet) does agora on average take for coins to show up in wallet? For evo and cloud 9 it's always been only 3 for me.


[1 Points] callumcx14:

Do vendors or what ever ship there product over and then you have to pick it up or does another person deliver it to your door and yeah I think im gonna get laughed at


[1 Points] buddahmusic:

Can anyone suggest a market where one might sell a rooted dedicated server/servers/etc?


[1 Points] thisis_12345:

Hello,

I've read everything I can find on the sidebar of /r/darknetmarketsnoobs , as well as a bunch of the posts.

I think I understand everything that I need to do in order to delve into these marketplaces for the first time. I installed a fresh copy of Ubuntu, got GnuPG up and running, figured out the whole PGP thing and Tor and all that fun stuff. The main thing I've been missing is the actual bitcoins. I think my main question would be:

I thought CoinBase would be a safe bet, because it seems big and popular. But it requires an awful lot of information, and I tried to buy .25 BTC today but it won't be in my account until Friday. Did I make a mistake? Should I use a different service?

I was going to use CR as a marketplace but realized today that it is down. So my other question would be:

Thanks in advance to all the awesome people that respond to us derps!!


[1 Points] snakeymake:

Who has the fastest delivery for speed or opiates to the US?

Trying to get some by this weekend for the 3 day. Looking to purchase tomorrow morning (Tuesday). Anyone know anyone on any markets with fast shipping options in this category?


[1 Points] hrmbus:

Theoretically one could purchase credit cards over the markets and buy bitcoin with a service such as purse.io or coin.mx, correct?


[1 Points] Sansasaslut:

I'm about to buy from someone on Agora, in the shipping message, do I encrypt my address using the PGP on their profile page and paste it there?

Do I tick the sign button in GNU privacy assistant or is that not required?

Also, why does Agora say "Cannot find usable key for PGP login. Enter a usable public key on your profile page and save it." when it said my pgp key is alright when I saved my profile.


[1 Points] Symphony852147:

How easy is it to find a connection between me and an actual market for LE. (only using TOR)

After receiving a carded package from a drop and somehow they find me with the package, I could just say i bought it of a 2nd used website?

Will LE consider in an investigation for only one package worth 1500$?

What kind of evidence do LE need to actually see me as guelty.


[1 Points] None:

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[0 Points] jayday38:

Does anyone know how to get free plane tickets and/or event tickets on stub hub?


[0 Points] None:

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[0 Points] lsdxdmt:

If I send a leaflet to the vendor could he stash the contraband inbetween that? My parents check my mail, so I was thinking about opening it , taking out the substance and hiding it so they would think it was inly a leaflet


[0 Points] None:

So i put an order on cr on sat night was processing sunday...what are the chances the vendor got my adress to ship?


[0 Points] None:

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