Purchased Grubhub + Postmates + Uber accounts. How best to use these anonymously to EAT FOR FREE?

First off, the Grubhub account seems to work the best. While the guy's not in my city, he has 2 cards linked to the account, and it seems like I could order at will if I wanted. Granted, I've checked out all of these account behind a VPN, and hopefully that's sufficient, although the NSA may have CODE RED PRIORITY ONE OPERATION GRUBHUB, so maybe I'm screwed.

What's the best way to use these accounts? Should I order through a desktop, use a burner phone, order over TOR, or desktop + VPN? Any help would be appreciated. I'm not a professional hacker, not am I a carder (per se), but I am hungry and relatively poor, and some guidance here would be really appreciated.

Also, I don't plan on using the Postmates account to order a bunch of expensive shit from Apple, just food.

The biggest issue here seems to be the delivery address. I could possibly just put in my neighbors address, and go outside when I see that they're pulling up, and get the food. Any other suggestions?

Or is it just a lost cause and I stay hungry on Ramen.

Thanks!


Comments


[4 Points] None:

Dude don't fuck over your neighbors like that. Dick move.


[3 Points] None:

If you want to eat for free you should eat your own shit you thief


[2 Points] None:

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[1 Points] gh0stpanther:

Had a research project for work last year. Some of these topics came up. Interesting. Smartphone adoption is widespread in urban ghettos - not just in the U.S., but globally. http://www.cnbc.com/2015/04/01/for-more-poor-americans-smartphones-are-lifelines.html

In very high density urban areas (New York City, Boston, etc) upper income forego public transport for taxis/Uber. Most of the country's urban areas are sprawling (think L.A.). Urban poor makes up huge part of daily ridership. Public transport networks not extensive enough. http://botecanalysis.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/LATS-Final-Report

Not out in left field to say at least some of those accounts probably are owned by people who can't obtain a car loan, probably using prepaid debit visas to sign up.


[1 Points] Ilikefreefood:

Okay fuck it, I won't use the fucking accounts.


[0 Points] RIP_Meth_9000:

When ONE is The Demi-God Meth_9000.....The ONE eats for free anyway.....bahahahahahaahaha!!!!!!

This Is An Official Meth_9000 Post....The Face That Runs The Place!!!!