How safe is it from sniffing dogs? Can dogs find it if its vacuum-sealed into individual bags and hidden under at least 6 feet of dirt in a large forested land? We talking about 1-1.5 cubic meter of cash.
Burying cash money.
How safe is it from sniffing dogs? Can dogs find it if its vacuum-sealed into individual bags and hidden under at least 6 feet of dirt in a large forested land? We talking about 1-1.5 cubic meter of cash.
[192 Points] Tawse:
[61 Points] None:
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[31 Points] JesusChristalMeth:
Hey DB Cooper where you land and where's the rest of the money?
[28 Points] Wingman4l7:
I wouldn't trust paper or polymer currency to the elements. Maybe use the cash to purchase precious metals, and bury that instead? It may be heavier but it'd certainly take up less space, and possibly be more resistant to inflation.
[25 Points] maxturbator:
2 words. Banana stand.
[22 Points] Molly-Cyrus:
This one is easy! I know this one....convert your cash to cocaine and bury it up your nose..
[19 Points] aboutthednm:
No, you're good.
I would come up with a better way though. Instead if burying everything in one place, I would spread it out over many locations. Kind of like an insurance In case someone stumbles upon it.
I would also keep any metal out of your package, so no weirdo with a metal detector combing the lands will come across it.
[16 Points] exyccc:
Calm down narcos
[15 Points] dogeitrade:
well, dogs can't smell bitcoin. ;)
[14 Points] UKmeth:
Everyone's itching to give their serious well thought out ideas on exactly how to bury money hahaha. Dudes a multi millionaire whos been in the game for years. You guys seriously think he needs the help of reddit on how to bury his cash?
If this was posted by anyone else they would been either ignored, shat on, given a couple pieces of advice or a combination thereof. But it's AlpraKing so everyone's lining up to give their turn at rimming him like his arse has been powdered with alp.
[10 Points] theshadowfax:
The vacuum seal isn't what will give it away so much as tracking your scent to that isolated spot of the forested land. If they really want to find shit they have ground penetrating radar etc so if they have an idea of where to look, even if the dogs can't smell it you might get fucked.
I feel like your best bet is going to be to shove it into some PVC pipes with threading on both ends so they can be sealed and buried in multiple locations, and burying them somewhere that can have a lot of traffic where your scent wouldn't stand out as odd if they did use tracking dogs. The highway comment was a good one, and if you're using mile markers to remember where you buried it that makes it easier. Just remember to ensure you have multiple ways of finding your stash - it would really suck cock to bury some major cash and then the tree you buried it next to gets chopped down or some shit and suddenly you can't find it.
[13 Points] dlayover123:
I know you are in Canada and there should be tons of places to bury stuff, but how can you be certain that in X amount of time, the place/s where you bury the money won't become a plot of land for development?
[8 Points] thr0wawaay2:
Seems like it would be tough for any of the chemicals on the cash to vaporize through so much material, but hey, who knows.
Vacuum seals don't necessarily last too long. I believe it's about 24 hours per layer of the foodsaver variety, as tested by someone with a drug dog on SR1 forums.
[6 Points] jaspmf:
Every year you lose some % of the value of that cash. That's why grandma's nickels won't buy a car anymore...so if you're planning to not dig it up for many years you should consider diversifying into precious metals or some other holder of value.
Inflation is real as fuck, and it'll eat away at your buried $$. Imagine if every year 5% (i cant recall what inflation is per year) of that money disappeared...because that's effectively what's happening.
[4 Points] you-are-a-cop:
You guys that bored in the DEA field office in Ohio?
My god..
[5 Points] None:
Almost thought this was a stupid kid shit posting until I read the username.
All hail AlpraKing!
If you need land to bury I volunteer my property hehe.
[2 Points] octomarvel:
Bury it next to q.
=)
[3 Points] analbumcoverforyou:
Pics or gtfo!
[3 Points] 180K:
Get to the ocean. Use a bag o' cash to hire a yacht to take you "offshore" make an LLC or whatever shell co. you care to use, open account and then get a debit card to spend it. Talk to Jeff at https://www.dollarvigilante.com/
[3 Points] Tweek-er_Timmy:
out in the woods? ya dont need to go that far with it man.
put cash in sealed ziplocs 2-3x, mix epoxy and encase the cash with it, now its unsmellable and safe to be buried in the woods if you choose. but i find houseplants are a great place to keep cash buried.
[2 Points] liberationjunkie:
Just transfer it over to my account and I will take care of the rest. You won't have to worry yourself with any of the specifics.
[2 Points] Dontcarepayme:
Buy gold, your money will be safe from inflation. And if shit hits the fan and there's a big recession, you'll have the best form of currency. Gold standard!
[2 Points] DontTrustNeverSober:
Why do people call it cash money? It's a big pet peeve of mine. Just say cash, it's safe to say we will assume you are talking about money. It's a redundant statement
[2 Points] darlantan:
Do it like burying guns, but without the grease. Go to Home Depot, get some PVC pipe of sufficient diameter. I'd suggest threads on at least 1 end, but frankly you can do without if you want to go cheap.
Cut to a reasonable length, pre-plan how much cash you're stacking per pipe. Seal one end of the pipe with the right kind of cement for the job, caulk the seam with silicone sealant to be safe. Vac-pack your stacks and pop 'em in. Toss in some dessicant packets if you wanna be super sure. Seal the other end, go grab your post hole diggers, and pop that fucker underground.
Considering 10K in USD isn't even half an inch thick, that's a shit-ton of money. I'd divvy a quantity that large up into several pipes. Napkin math says you should be able to fit ~1K USD bills in a section of 4" ID pipe just over 6" long without getting too crazy. Just over 2 and a half feet for a cool half million sounds like a good length.
[2 Points] valuum:
you should invest in bitcoin
[1 Points] None:
I was under the impression that certain dogs smell oils off your hands, so anything handled frequently by humans may be detectable? I'm sure you could get around that if true, but I've seen dogs find money in a clean house, so idk.
[1 Points] None:
Holy cock you have that much $? Retire hahahahha
[1 Points] dda85:
Have you thought about PVC pipe. Have 3 sectioned off pieces, bag money up put money in pipe, seal off ends. http://youtu.be/-xoE7I6hZxY Explains what I'm referring too. And just be sure to bury below the freeze line so pvc doesn't crack due to freezing temps.
[1 Points] None:
Plastic gallon paint cans. Vacuum seal 10k stacks, about 10 should fit in one. Plasti-coat the paint cans with that rubber material they coat truck beds with. Bury 'em.
[1 Points] gorillaprocessor:
what you should do is shrink it down with a press or a dehydrator or something. banks have to take it even if it's damaged.
like a shrinky dink
[1 Points] shillybull:
serious answer for /u/AlpraKing just have one of your shell companies acquire residential non-prime real estate. Just a couple acres to develop. Construction contractors (small/medium sized ones) love cash payments.
[1 Points] kkbrothers:
As others mentioned just vaccum seal it multiple times and put it in a box. No dogs should smell it that way.
[1 Points] calculator174:
Buy gold and bury that somewhere safe
[1 Points] Mighty72:
I would vacuum seal it and then put that in three layers of PVC pipe. For example getting a 200mm pipe, a 315mm pipe, and a 400mm pipe. Epoxy the endcaps and you're good to go. Bury them with a rebar so you can find it with a metal detector later.
You don't need to bury them under 6 feet, 3 feet is good enough.
[1 Points] hillarys_yoni:
Give it to me.
[1 Points] globking:
i think your main concern would be bugs in the ground trying to eat the cash/vacuum seal...make sure it's in something sturdy.
[1 Points] ItsShatterDay:
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[1 Points] None:
In my opinion, the best countries to launder money are African countries. Namibia, Ghana, Tanzania, Rwanda and Botswana have open banking systems and online banks. Costa Rica and Panama are also good choices but those are places the government will look first.
[1 Points] lordredvampire:
Laundered it with Bitcoin, then cash it out only when you need to.
[1 Points] FuckTheJakes:
Are CanuckBucks even real money?
[1 Points] Rhyns:
Build/buy a satellite designed to orbit the earth and a rocket to get it up there. Then again if you buy the satellite and rocket there might not be any cash left over to send it up there.Nah, Seriously...Hot air blimp with a built in vault and pay someone to constantly keep it up there orbiting the earth. Have blimp manned and use another blimp/balloon with a detachable bridge to access the floating vault for shift changes/supplies etc. Nah, dont do that, pigs might actually workout how to fly.
[1 Points] crystaldust:
buy some time capsules from ebay, they are good for burying things for hundreds of years. either that or put your cash in five gallon buckets making sure to fill buckets with epoxy resin after.
[1 Points] gibson_:
There are services that you can pay to bury the money for you, but I can't remember what they're called. Something to do with rivers.
Let me google and see if I can remember what they're called.
[1 Points] CrucialToTheSystem:
You got 800k :D? I would not keep all the money in one place for sure, I would not want to lose it. Make 2-3 locations. You could fill the bag with pepper or something to make the dogs not smell it.
[0 Points] None:
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[0 Points] MrXanMan:
I can hold on to some if need be. Turn all US citizens into zombies and have a nice cash cache buried in every state.
[0 Points] None:
[-2 Points] asjfskasdfsdf:
you're a joke bro. profiting off the misery and addictions of america. you should feel sad about how you are basically supplying the destructive downfall of countless individuals yet laughing while you stack your money and brag online about it. how about you donate some of your fucking cash to some addictions services societies or charities or medical clinics for disadvantaged or poor drug addicted people?? instead of fucking coming on here talking about what a fucking kingpin you are. you make me sick quantik. /u/alpraking
Put it in a 55 gallon drum. Bury it in the desert. Buy a lottery ticket with numbers that correspond to the GPS coordinates of the drum. Hang it on your refrigerator with a magnet for safe keeping.