Vendor Review: AlphaBay. Magneto_Supplies. "PINK Fishscale 3.5g"

I apologize for the shitty format. I've been a long time lurker and I've never posted anything on reddit before but I felt like I had to for this guy.

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Vendor -Magneto_Supplies
Market -Alphabay
Product -PINK FISHSCALE 3.5g
Price - I don't know if I should say since he's a new vendor so he was selling it pretty cheap. 
Countries -US

Vendor

Service -5/5. He was prompt to answer respond to my order and form the speed of shipping, it seemed like he must have shipped it that day.
Shipping -5/5 took 3 days from order to arrival West to far Midwest
Stealth - 4.9/5 To be honest I wasn't blown away, but it is far better than 90% of orders I've placed. Mylar, hidden, decoy. The usual. 
Security -I guess same thing. Package looked very professional. 
Communication - Fantastic. Responds within an hour or two usually

Product

Weight - It was a little moist as most great coke is. I ordered 3.5g. I decided to dry it out overnight. It's about as dry as it can be and weighed in at about 4.4g. 
Purity - I've done countless blow from LA to NY to Vegas to Amsterdam, London, Paris, Dark Web, IRL, Everything. This is hands down the best I've ever had. One bump had me going. 
Potency - Same thing. One bump had me going. It looks amazing too. The pictures on his page are exactly how they look in person. Big rocks, super shiny and scaley. Needed a razor blade for this shit. Couldn't use a credit card until I significantly dried it out. 
Price Value - He was having a new vendor sale and so the listed price came out to sub $50 a g. I would easily pay $100 a g for this. So value is amazing.
Aesthetic - It looks beautiful. Tiny tiny yellow tint to it. Shiny like some jerry curls. Flakes apart. Some perfect fish scale right here.

Comments: Super fast shipping. AMAZING PRODUCT! I have never written a review, but since I'm coked out and since the product and service was so great I felt I had to. And he's a new vendor so I thought I would help him out. I'll work on posting a pic. End of Copy


Comments


[17 Points] whydoesredditsucknow:

The whole reason I clicked on this is I wanted too see some pics of pink fish scale


[4 Points] hockeyfan2001:

OP youre a bitch


[4 Points] theundeadfox:

So where's the salmon at! I wanna see some damn fish scales!


[3 Points] nn4v1:

Wait, you ordered 3 5g, dried it, and ended up with 4 4g? Wtf man?


[2 Points] FilthySnark:

This fucking vendor review is so fucking bad it makes me want to set fire to a bus full of orphan panda bears. Fuck you OP


[2 Points] 1000990528:

You fucked up, son. Where the pics of the pink stuff at bruv?


[1 Points] FraterP:

No no, im the real dirty dan


[1 Points] JburnaDNM:

Pink usually means the country it's made in due to the availability of the fuel they use. I forget what fuel is used to make it pink.