Multi-Vendor Review: Zerthetrap 1g Meth on Hansa Xanaxman 15 xanax X2 sample on Hansa

Made an order with Zerthetrap on Hansa - Shipping was good, it came in less then a week. Their stealth was decent, not as elaborate as methjoog's, but very sufficient for domestic.

It was around $57 total after shipping costs. No real communication was needed, but I sent them a message on their (more active) AB vendor page that there was an order on their Hansa vendor page and it was promptly accepted. It shipped the next day.

Now onto the fun part: As I came home with company, I noticed the package in the mail box, I grabbed it, put it in my room, and told my guests I was going to take a shower. I had planned to take a picture on the scale, BUT in my rush to my bedroom/bathroom, I forgot my burner camera out where my guests were. I weighed out 80 mgs, and took a shot at 50 mg, while saving the 30mg for a bump latter on. Shame I had to crush up the baggie, it felt like 3-4 largish solid shards.

The product stirred up very easily, filtered with a micron-filter and booted away: There's the warmth in the chest, and my face got sweaty. I also got instant goosebumps, and my hearing turned cottony for about 10-15 minutes (anyone who has shot really good coke knows the cotton ears, no bell ringer with the meth though, sadly).

The shower was nice, and after I got out, as I looked in the mirror, my pupils were full on dilated, which is abnormal for me (Mushrooms will dilate my pupils, but LSD/MDMA/and prior meth never did, even when it dilated other user's pupils).

I was instantly cheery and chatty, and the effects lasted for a very long time - I could sleep on methjoog's meth with a little help from xanax, but xanax wouldn't knock me out this time. Slept fine the next day, not much of a hangover, maybe a little spacey.

Now, I did manage to weigh the product and take a photo on a scale, but mind you there is 80mg missing out of it: Still weighed in at 1.6g - here's a shitty photo with my potato camera: https://anonimag.es/image/YBo

Just about 1.7g (when you add the 80 mg), a very large sack. (Methjoog's sack was over 1g also, but as I didn't take a picture, I won't elaborate anymore). The quality is also very good, similar to methjoog's, but they differ in small areas - I found the inital rush to be less powerful then methjoog's, and a little less psychedelic. Colors got brighter, but methjoog's shot had me seeing wavy almost LSD like visuals in the carpet - but that could be because I took LSD the day before that shot - haven't dosed anymore LSD since that day.

Zer's meth, in my amateur opinion, was a bit speedier, and seemed to last forever. But overall their product seems similar in quality/purity.

Sorry to keep comparing the two vendors, but they are the extent of my DNM meth experience - all the other meth I've done has been a random line here or there from others, but all my prior experiences were pretty bad, that stuff would just sorta wake me up a bit, but no real euphoria, or urge to ramble - probably because it was cut-to-hell bar trash. Another quality buy!

Now onto Xanaxman: His shipping was also very on time. His stealth was great, took me quite a bit of work to actually find the Xanax. I was surprised when I counted 22 bars total.

Before I had a chance to take the photo, I let an experienced friend try one - they reported they were much stronger then their normal 2mg dose. I had a chance to test one later on, and it definitely felt overdosed - they were stronger then the pharma X2's I had, and the X2's I had from Guccibarsusa on AB (never got a chance to write a review, bought 100 off him, full escrow - They are very legit, but I'm not so sure on the claim of gucci's bars being 3mg, they felt almost identical to pharma X2's, but Xanaxman's bars were notably stronger then regular X2's.

Here is the photo, on the bottom, I substituted a pharma X2 in the center to display the difference in thickness: https://anonimag.es/image/YJP

These are notably slimmer, and would be very hard to pass off as Pharma X2's, but I have no problem with that in the least, and he states it right on his vendor page he makes them 30% slimmer. I'd rather have the slimmer stronger bars, then the weaker fatter ones.

Alp is Alp, I don't care what the pharma snobs say. So, I ended up with 22 bars for just $7 - his normal listings are slightly higher then other X2 listings, but these have been the strongest bars I've tried from the DNM yet (I've only tried a few other vendors, and they all seemed to be dosed in the 2mg range). Also, if he always throws in extras, the price doesn't seem higher then the cheaper vendors - I will definitely place a non-test order with this vendor at some point in space and time! Looks like you can't go wrong with either vendor.


Comments


[1 Points] why_areyouso_sad:

alp varies greatly in potency and purity depending on the quality of the synth. so, no, "alp is alp" just doesn't make sense


[1 Points] JRx007:

I'm sure purity and potency does differ, but as I said, the effects from the pressed bars were notably stronger then on hand pharma versions. Maybe gucci's were 3-4mg, but of lesser potency/purity (which would lower the actual alp content, probably back down to a 2mg range). I know many people prefer pharma, but in my limited experience, I have yet to get any bars that are noticeably weaker/different then the pharma version.

I'm sure they're out there (obviously). What I meant by that comment was, I would rather have the pressed bars with stronger effects then the pharma version that is noticeably weaker.

ALL drugs are effected by purity, which has a direct effect on the potency - 4 mg of 50% pure alp would be equivalent of 2mg 100% pure - the inactive crud is in the pill/powder, but it isn't alp, it's a contaminate, or cut which is NOT alp - just like the other 50% of 50% pure cocaine isn't cocaine, it's just mixed in.