Just a little relatable humor for all you guys stressing over shipments, scams, opsec, and all the role playing we have to make look convincing. Peace
Edit: yes, all-about-opsec guy, we know nobody uses fedex over the dnm.
"I love my fed-ex guy cause he's a drug dealer and he doesn't even know it. And he's always on time." -Mitch Hedberg RIP
Just a little relatable humor for all you guys stressing over shipments, scams, opsec, and all the role playing we have to make look convincing. Peace
Edit: yes, all-about-opsec guy, we know nobody uses fedex over the dnm.
[76 Points] ILIKEDRUGSTUFF:
[19 Points] bagofm3th:
"I was gonna get a candy bar; the button I was supposed to push was “HH”, so I went to the side, I found the “H” button, I pushed it twice. Fuckin’…potato chips came out, man, because they had an “HH” button for Christ’s sake! You need to let me know. I’m not familiar with the concept of “HH”. I did not learn my AA-BB-CC’s. God god, dammit dammit."
[14 Points] manthatufear1423:
"People associate long hair with drug use. I wish people associated long hair with something other than drug use, like an extreme longing for cake. And then strangers would see a long haired guy and say, "That guy eats cake!" "He is on bundt cake!" Mothers saying to their daughters, "Don't bring the cake eater over here anymore. He smells like flour. Did you see how excited he got when he found out your birthday was fast approaching?"
I have long hair, you guys don't look at me like I do drugs do you??
[13 Points] God_and_Country:
One of the best that ever lived! RIP.
Edit: if interested, check out the episode of Dr. Katz he was on way back when. Shit is bonkers. https://youtu.be/2RrRAawv-jU
[6 Points] None:
It like those people playing monopoly and telling 'wish this money was real' .... Cliché of the day...
[2 Points] Xeeroy:
For real though S/O to Fedex real quick. Whenever I've had to use it to deal with shitty customer service to have my stuff sent in for repair every now and then, they have been my bacon of hope with their reliability. Now I may just be very lucky and live close enough to a pick-up center for them to be so quick. But I recently had them pick up my laptop for repair in another country (because customer service sucks!) and when I called to arrange the pick-up they said they would come anywhere between 11 and 15 (I was home that day so this was no problem) and some dude came less than 20 minutes after to pick it up and the next day it was at the location in another country.
[4 Points] whatamievendoing1:
why would you do coke when you know you have a heart condition :/
[1 Points] knotmyrealname:
He knows and it is exciting for him.
[1 Points] drpnit:
My concerned friend, ''twas but a joke
[-18 Points] Kemman-ijttl:
Nobody even commented anything about fedex being bad opsec. You had that edit planned. Cornball ass nigga
"I used to do drugs... I still do but I used to, too"