[Vendor Review] ShroomTime on AlphaBay 1oz Penis Envy Mushrooms (Pictures)
Details | |
Vendor: | [ShroomTime ] |
Market: | [AlphaBay ] |
Product: | [1oz (28g) Penis Envy ] |
Shipped from: | [USA ] |
Shipped to: | [USA ] |
Required FE: | [NO ] |
Vacuum Sealed: | [YES ] |
Decoy: | [YES ] |
Handwriting: | [NO ] |
Rating | |
Communication: | [10 ] / 10 |
Stealth: | [10 ] / 10 |
Shipping time: | [10 ] / 10 |
Price value: | [10 ] / 10 |
Aesthetics: | [10 ] / 10 |
Weight: | [10 ] / 10 |
Quality: | [10 ] / 10 |
Transaction: | [10 ] / 10 |
Vendor: | [10 ] / 10 |
Drug: | [10 ] / 10 |
TOTAL SCORE: | [100 ] / 100 |
Why I chose ShroomTime: Uh, I got fucked out of $115 FEing for an oz with ShroomTycoon, and I wasn't sure if my friend was gonna be able to come through with an irl hookup for a camping trip, so I needed something FAST. ShroomTime offered 4 day shipping and I don't know if it helped, but I totally whined about my situation and promised them a review hoping they would do their best to keep their word on the 4 day shipping.
Price/Communication: It was $155 all told - $145 for the shrooms and then $10 for the extra stealthy quick ship. You can get it slower (7 days) and apparently less stealthy (?) for just $145. That was a little under $20 a dose for me. I have a hard time sourcing in my area and the Penis Envy strain has a reputation for strength so that seemed ok. The order was processed that day, Saturday, and they left a nice seller note with information on how to get future freebies for forum reviews. It came on Thursday so all good. Didn't have to talk with them otherwise. Since I was going on a trip Friday AM I actually forgot to finalize til I got back, bah.
Stealth: Outside looked professional. It was like unwrapping a fucking present, there was so much variety and color to the barrier layers. Vac sealed of course. No problems here.
Aesthetics/Weight: Looked darker than other shrooms I've had before, kind of black and grey instead of brown, which was mentioned in the listing. They're little dicks, duh. The stems were pretty long but there were very few broken off caps or dust. Weighed with the Gemini 20 scale over a gram heavy!
Trip Report: Another friend came through so I actually only gave a friend of mine .5g on the camping trip to accent the rest of their trip. I didn't use any until a couple weeks later on a beach trip. This was my 4th time shrooming, and I took a bit of Magnesium in preparation for the tummy trubs. Around 4pm, a group of 3 of us downed 3.5g each at the beach with OJ or other citrus bevs. Going out to the ocean was fucking deafening. It was like there was no sound but the waves in the entire world. The first hour was giggly with minimal visuals and one friend got a little bit too free with their words, so we decided to pack up shop and go back to our hotel. Of course, shrooming seems to work way better in nature where there's living, breathing trees and creatures rather than fucking dusty rooms with weird wallpapers, but we were sunburnt and tired so we chilled and smoked. It was fine for a while, feeling super connected to everything, but that one friend ended up getting dehydrated and crying a lot, and subjecting us all to their whims. Really embarassing. The other friend took a shower and heard voices, but they were handling the dark places well. I was enjoying the wavy visuals, sinking and rising of surfaces, and got pretty introspective. Not a full ego death, but I wasn't looking for it this time. I was able to take a shower no problem and relax, despite some stomach pain and feeling like I had to take myself out of the trip a little bit to take care of my noob friend. When the trip dropped off around 9-10pm I took some Xanax to stabilize. I felt like I had gained a ton of clarity about my friendship with the person who couldn't handle their trip, and resolved to ruminate on it sober. I went back to the ocean and just yelled into the night, and smoked another joint. Ate a bit of dinner and I had some enjoyable lingering closed eye visuals/lucid dreaminess as I was trying to get to sleep around 11pm-midnight, more psychedelic than the usual hypnagagic "I'm bout to dream but still thinking mundane shit about my day" visuals/scenarios I run through sober. I woke up the next day convinced that you really need to be comfortable with yourself and being alone in your mind to take on psych trips, which I am, but my one friend clearly wasn't ready for it.
Overall: An enriching experience, if not totally positive. Shrooms sometimes give me a bit of stomach trouble, and I tend to have a low period about 2/3 of the way through, so I know what I'm getting into and I'm ok with that, but it's still a lot of effort. People say Penis Envy is more intense than other strains, and to some extent I agree. The visuals were a bit more vivid and harder to direct or focus, and I think the trip lasted a little longer than the standard 5-6 hours given the residual closed eye visuals later into the night. The actual order experience was 100% perfect, so I would buy again.
Picture in vac seal: http://anony.ws/image/NfMo
Picture on scale (broken up a bit by me): http://anony.ws/image/NfMq
Nice, I've also heard they are more intense and wanted to try them. Sucks you got scammed by shroomtycoon, I actually tried him in the beginning and his golden teachers were the shit. Sorry for your loss but happy for your gain!