Ok so I revised it. Feel free to modify, copy & paste as you desire. Hope it helps!
About This Template:
- This guide uses Reddit Markdown, but don't be scurred!
- All scores are on a scale of 1 to 10.
- * New! → Each score starts at 10. It's up to you to deduct points as you see fit.
- Please give fair scores. Don't devalue the point system with over-enthusiasm. Honesty & consistency will help filter out the scammers, disguised henchmen of The Man, drug cutters, poor-OpSec-havin' mofos & unwelcome garbage in general.
- Feel free to leave notes after each point.
- You can also add points for a vendor doing a superb job at something, for instance: throwing in extra product could result in a +2 (or whatever you decide, this is really meant to be open to interpretation)
VENDOR REVIEW TEMPLATE
Directions
- Replace the [bracketed] words with your review info.
- Feel free to comment wherever, but try to leave a 1-10 / 10 for each bullet under "Rating"
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|| __Details__
_Vendor:_ |[`WHICH SELLER`]
_Market:_ |[`WHICH MARKETPLACE`]
_Product:_ |[`WHAT WAS PURCHASED`]
_Shipped from:_ |[`COUNTRY`]
_Shipped to:_ |[`COUNTRY`]
_Required FE:_ |[`YES or NO?`]
_Vacuum Sealed:_ |[`YES or NO?`]
_Decoy:_ |[`YES or NO?`]
_Handwriting:_ |[`YES or NO?`]
||__Rating__
_Communication:_ |[`10`] / 10
_Stealth:_ |[`10`] / 10
_Shipping time:_ |[`10`] / 10
_Price value:_ |[`10`] / 10
_Aesthetics:_ |[`10`] / 10
_Weight:_ |[`10`] / 10
_Quality:_ |[`10`] / 10
_Transaction:_ |[`10`] / 10
_Vendor:_ |[`10`] / 10
_Drug:_ |[`10`] / 10
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_TOTAL SCORE:_ | __[`100`] / 100__
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Which will end up looking like this:
Details | |
Vendor: | [WHICH SELLER ] |
Market: | [WHICH MARKETPLACE ] |
Product: | [WHAT WAS PURCHASED ] |
Shipped from: | [COUNTRY ] |
Shipped to: | [COUNTRY ] |
Required FE: | [YES or NO ] |
Vacuum Sealed: | [YES or NO ] |
Decoy: | [YES or NO ] |
Handwriting: | [YES or NO ] |
Rating | |
Communication: | [10 ] / 10 |
Stealth: | [10 ] / 10 |
Shipping time: | [10 ] / 10 |
Price value: | [10 ] / 10 |
Aesthetics: | [10 ] / 10 |
Weight: | [10 ] / 10 |
Quality: | [10 ] / 10 |
Transaction: | [10 ] / 10 |
Vendor: | [10 ] / 10 |
Drug: | [10 ] / 10 |
TOTAL SCORE: | [100 ] / 100 |
What to look for in a vendor:
- Quick PM responses and elegant customer service.
- Vendor sends confirmation of order - even a simple note back saying, "payment received, product shipped" is adequate, but it's nice to know your vendor will communicate.
- Price value -- a reflection of good pricing, relatively speaking.
- Professionalism and courtesy are always valued, even in the busted-ass, dank, no-JavaScript-havin' back alleys of the Interwebs.
- Stealth is a clear indicator of a vendor's quality, caution, intelligence & general competence at her job.
- The product should be packaged safely & appropriately - fragile items in padding, flat items in envelopes
- Vacuum sealed if odorous
- Includes a decoy to avoid accidental discovery
- Packaging looks 100% professional (this includes no handwriting anywhere on the package or envelope.)
Thoughts and comments are welcome.
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Sticky this post! Love the formatting for reviews. Makes everything clear and precise.