vendor review for pelican the man

Setting

Vendor -pelican
Market -dhl
Product -1 sheet of lsd
Price -200 bucks
Countries -america

Vendor

Service -great
Shipping -fast
Stealth -no one suspected a thing
Security -i trust him
Communication -good

Product

Weight -it was just some paper
Purity -it looked really pure
Potency -i was fuuuucked up
Price Value -cheap
Aesthetic -pretty

Comments: this lsd is the only drug i ever did besides some barzz and my first dnm usage that wasnt my friends. peli treated me like fam. i was conserned that the two "roomates" that i still live with would catch it. the birdman his self ashured me that it would be chill cause he sends junk to people like me all day. i was really bummed out i didn't get a sticker or a tatoo lol. but i did get five xtra tabs for sending a dic pic for pelis scrapbook bahahahaha. i coulda got ten but my girl friend was too shy to do tits, she said maybe next time lol. even thow he said a review was not nessassary i wanted to do one any ways cause pelican is the shit! lsd is crazy but good. but kind of scary. next ill try some weed. i told peli that it was hard for me to get btc and he said next time we could do a dd on sigaint and he will let me use a credit or debit card and that way we could skip the middle man. how awesome is that! thanks u guys, if it wasnt for you i would have never found peli. skwaaaaaaaaaaak!!!! I'm gonna boof five tabs this weekend bahahahaha.


Comments


[5 Points] maxturbator:

It's Friday night and Pelican has nothing to do but shill for himself. Unsurprised. 100%.


[2 Points] dlayover123:

Here come all the fucking new user shill posts riding Pelican's cock.


[2 Points] anon1901:

i told peli that it was hard for me to get btc and he said next time we could do a dd on sigaint and he will let me use a credit or debit card and that way we could skip the middle man. how awesome is that! thanks u guys, if it wasnt for you i would have never found peli.

So you buy sheets of acid and don't worry about opsec? You smell shilly.


[1 Points] Pelicunt_Bendor:

i didn't get a sticker or a tatoo lol. but i did get five xtra tabs for sending a dic pic for pelis scrapbook bahahahaha. i coulda got ten but my girl friend was too shy to do tits, she said maybe next time lol.

No one finds it strange that he ask for pics from kids.

i was conserned that the two "roomates" that i still live with would catch it.


[1 Points] FlaccidFrog:

I have no idea what i just read.


[1 Points] Mr_Mol:

Pelicans collecting child porn now? Seems pretty risky


[-1 Points] Pelican_Vendor:

MURICA!

Not going to lie the review answer made me blow air out my beak haha.

Not sure about the credit card or debit card? But doing it direct skips market fees!

Try some mdma next... Weed is a gateway drug!

THANKS FOR THE REVIEW BUD SQUAAAAAAK