I want to start this off with a huge shoutout to AlphaOne for sending me product during day 2 of the Agora shitshow, a time when he really couldn't know if he'd ever see the money. Stimguy may have been in the same boat, but I FEd so I think (hope at least) he got the money out that night. Either way, good guy too, but AlphaOne sent me about twice the value in product (in escrow) he may never be paid for if Agora is scamming (but that's a whole 'nother tinfoil covered subject) so I really want to make a mention.
When I do reviews, I don't like assigning quantitative scores. It's just too arbitrary while trying to come off as objective, and when they don't do anything wrong I feel obligated to give 10s but simultaneously it's shitty to doc points just because some other vendor did more than needed. So it's all qualitative descriptions. With that said, let my coke-fueled review begin!
Setting
Vendor
- AlphaOne (AlphaDawg)Market
- AgoraProduct
- 7 grams MDMAPrice
- $315 + $10 for shipping (priority)Countries
- FreedomLand to FreedomLand
Vendor
Service
- I invested my rent money in this to make some fast cash to last me until June. I'm not an unemployed neckbeard, but as a student working unpaid research to get into grad school it's really difficult (and in my case breaking rules) to take extra work. I was scared as all hell when Agora went down, it being my first order in a long time and first return to pushing out of desperation. I contacted him in a panic Tuesday evening after a stressful day and he quickly responded through reddit, assured me he'd ship it the next day, and was all around a nice fucking guy to another person in a tough spot. He goes in my vendor hall of fame for service up with CMOT, who sent me a full half pound reship of shrooms when there was an issue no questions asked.Shipping
- Like I said, he shipped when he told me, Wednesday in the mail (ordered Monday evening, he confirmed within a few hours and wanted to wait for Agora to come back on Wednesday, but it didn't as we all know so went out the next day) and at my door today right as I came home.Stealth
- Address was good, packaging right on, and without revealing too much he takes extra steps that many vendors do not to prevent scent from leaking (steps I'm not even sure the big bud vendors took back when I ordered bulk from them). After 30 or so orders since the SR1 days, my opinion is that with the exception of decoyed LSD, if it's opened they're gonna find it in almost every case. On that note, I will make one tiny note that there isn't a 'special' decoy on the inside, but this is in no way a complaint and just the fact that I like awarding vendors who do an additional interior decoy (not counting the address, which was very good). Again, definitely in upper fifth of orders for stealth, and save one or two vendors I've never really seen an issue with stealth (25i in a clear bag inside envelope worst I've seen, but I've read much worst atrocities). Molly I don't think is too much to worry about domestic, but this would pass scent detection I'm pretty sure, especially given the short transit time.Security
- No complaints, this is sort of a weird category I'd put with stealth so I'm gonna skip it.Communication
- I covered this in service; best I've ever had.
Product
Weight
- 7.1 grams; I used to doc vendors for not having significant extra to award those who do but realized that's kinda unfair. He gave every milligram I paid for with some extra, so this one's kind of a giveaway for fulfilling his end of the bargain.Potency
- I don't have any really precise lab testing available, so obviously can't give a percentage on this. It went purple to black on a Marquis, so as far as I'm willing to test it checks out. I'm on SSRIs so I can't really use it, but I let one of my friends try it and it got a giant thumbs up from his high ass (he does actually have reference of good molly, not just 18 yo trying it for the first time). Out here in my neck of the woods we get shitty ass Molly that often doesn't contain MDMA at 20/hit. Honestly, I've never gotten good Molly in my time before SSRIs living in this region my entire life, so this is gonna be a welcome guest to our community.Price Value
- Think about it like this: 45/gram, ten for priority shipping. I paid AlphaOne to assume the biggest risk in sourcing MDMA to the USA and can somewhere between double and quadruple my investment. Yes it isn't ten times profit like sourcing from Europe, but I paid him to provide it, and it's the best you're gonna get in the States on dnm without buying a fuck-ton.Aesthetic
- This is sorta a dumb category, but it looks like good Molly. Nice pretty rocks. It came in two giant pieces; all is well :)
Comments: My cokey descriptions were pretty thourough, but for the millionth time this guy really did right by me and deserves business. I hope he stays safe and prospers financially for providing a great service to small-fry US dealers and MDMA enthusiasts looking to save money. I'd trust this guy off-market in future buys.
Onto the blow, the drug my SSRI popping ass can still take!
Setting
Vendor
- TheStimGuy (StimGuy99)Market
- AgoraProduct
- 1.75 grams fishscale cocainePrice
- $125 + $10 shipping (priority)Countries
- FreedomLand to FreedomLand
Vendor
Service
- I used the leftover from the 500 to get some blow because I love blow and can trade half of it off to get some cash back while sharing a great night with friends. He marked confirmed Monday night, mailed it Wednesday I think, all-around good shit.Shipping
- Wednesday mail, Friday door to move the height of America. He got it right.Stealth
- Address was fine, nothing super special but no issues and looked perfectly normal. Good old mylar bags without being too specific, but the usual for white powders in several bags. Nothing was wrong; it wasn't extraordinary, but like the MDMA not a big deal when sealed and only in transit for a short period. Only way I could see it being caught is close proximity to something packaged by BudCentral, random inspection, or already being monitored in which case you are fucked any way the cooky crumbles.Security
- Skip, same as stealth no OPSEC issues on Agora, but it's been offline the entire time anyway so whatever.Communication
- I messaged him on reddit asking if he was gonna ship it now or if he didn't get the btc yet and wanted to wait for Agora. He isn't on here everyday and I didn't bother messaging him on markets so nothing against him for not getting back yet (it was Wednesday night, like really fucking late); he has other specified comm preferences and on an old order was very fast and friendly to communicate with, so no worries.
Product
Weight
- at least 1.75; I don't want to take out of the bag and lose any of it yet, but I can say with knowledge of this bag type it's between 1.8 and 1.9, so we're all good here.Potency
- I'm gonna be honest; I don't think this is fishscale lol. I didn't expect it to be, and it was still the best dnm blow I've had so far. It's the same price as coke in my region and at least twice as pure, so knowing that I don't really give a shit if this isn't actually slimy, stinky, yellowish, straight from Peruvian factory and secondary purification blow. It's better than the last one he had that I tried (right when he began with blow this winter, it was decent purity but had some nasty cuts that are fortunately gone). I'm not a coke snob; I just like some improvement on local supply and the coke snob approved vendors were either outside my budget or unavailable at the time.Price Value
- If you have great IRL connects, not great I guess, but it was good for me and anyone else with shit connects so I have no issue with it. He offered a half ball at equal rate to ball, and it was just enough to use my leftovers with shipping so I was happy.Aesthetic
- As far as good coke texture, again a bit of an improvement. Nice chunks, not rerocked (fuck I hate rerocked coke/dope), that broke up nicely were pebbles surrounded by crushed powder. Smells like decent coke, no burn, all around I'm satisfied with this.
Comments: TheStimGuy is a good vendor, and this was best blow I can remember having in a long time. His quality has improved, so if you liked it before you'll love it now. His service and speed is great, and it seems like he was the beginning of a nice new resurgence in the online blow game for people not wanting to buy massive amounts at once. He's one of the few I trust to FE.
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