Sobering Up Sunday!

Now that you're sobering up from your DNM-fueled weekend, come tell us about your hijinks! A mod will give their favorite story each week a month of Reddit gold and a little something else which is a surprise! Winners may not disclose the surprise or they'll have it taken back. Curious what it is? You'll have to win to find out.


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[15 Points] aboutthednm:

The surprise is a brazzers account, isn't it?


[12 Points] AstraPharmaceuticals:

xanax binge, crashed my car, went to the hostpial the next day trying to get pain killers, they sent me to a bigger ER with a MRI machine, still high on xanax, crashed into a progressive insurance car stopped at a red light while i was coming up behind her doing about 60, caused a 4 car pile up at a red light... totaled car... ambulance took me to where i was headed anyway, no pain killers..... i need to take a break.


[8 Points] tharealdirtydan:

Did bars for the first time cause why not. Took them at a buddies house with the plan of just chillin' out while smoking and watching rick and morty. Woke up in a random person yard about across town from my buddies house. Walked down the street trying to figure out where the hell i was, saw my car on the side of the road with both of my side view mirrors broken off. Didnt have my phone or wallet but had my keys. Drove back to my buddies apartment and found my phone and wallet in the front yard. Proceeded to smoke a bowl and take a nap before work


[5 Points] None:

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[5 Points] None:

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[3 Points] Gypsy456:

Coffee and Nicotine until the meth comes.


[1 Points] None:

Just popped a perc drank 6 beers and smoked a j watching NFL playoffs


[1 Points] screwstondabber:

Take a xannie, maybe 1 and a half, take a nice shit, drink some beer, all while watching the Seahawks and Vikings. Iz nice.


[1 Points] Nod_God:

found me some Opana


[1 Points] None:

I need food and a place to sleep.


[-1 Points] GrandMasta216:

Sober?

FUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCK DAT NOISE!!!!!!!

:)


[-1 Points] None:

taking a hulk bar with my coffee and gonna hit some dab wax


[0 Points] RydeFX:

So, I've been approached by a couple (in my opinion) overreacting family members concerning my drug usage. Personally, I consider myself a functioning, albeit experimental and curious member of society. I work everyday but Sunday, party most weekends and the occasional Thursday. Lol. My body doesn't agree with alcohol, not from lack of trying, it just never works and I make horrible decisions so I've made a conscious decision to avoid it. With that in mind I've turned to the DNM's in hopes of finding a substance that I can enjoy, not get physically addicted to, still make semi rational decisions and have fun. MDMA seems to be that substance for now. My family still feels I have a problem and have sent me to a psychiatrist. Because I work all week and often Saturdays she meets me early Sunday afternoon to discuss my 'problems'. After ordering a fairly large amount of some of the best, purest Molly I've ever encountered, clubbing much of the last two days I show up somewhat bleary eyed to my addictions counsellor/smoking hot female psychiatrist. We start with the usual small chat, what did you do all weekend? Any drugs etc? I'm honest with her as I really don't give a shit what she thinks and her response surprises me. She says she's read wonderful clinical reports on the efficacy of MDMA during treatment. As it turns out (this is the unusual part) I've still got a couple grams of moon rocks in my pocket so I suggest we test that theory right now assuming she'll tell me to put it away. Next thing I know we're both really high, she's cancelling the rest of her appts and we're having some of the craziest sex I've ever had. She's a FREAK!!!!!! Cost my parents a $100 for the first hour, the other three I'm hoping will be complimentary. If she tries to charge for them I'm narcing on her for sure. Can't wait till next Sunday day!!!!!!!