Throwaway for obvious reasons. I bought some Brazzers passwords on AB a few weeks back, now LE's camped outside. I flushed all the tissues, but I'm on septic. Should I have my tank pumped, or would that be too obvious?
Really scared, need advice, please help!
Throwaway for obvious reasons. I bought some Brazzers passwords on AB a few weeks back, now LE's camped outside. I flushed all the tissues, but I'm on septic. Should I have my tank pumped, or would that be too obvious?
[91 Points] JustHere4RedditPorn:
[19 Points] FbisGaY:
try to make a deal with the doj, jail is not a place for people like you, there is no internet!!!
[16 Points] None:
Don't be stupid--wash your hands and turn yourself in.
[7 Points] None:
Oh shit man!
[5 Points] Mlc5015:
Nice shitpost, OP. This sub needs some humor this week.
[6 Points] Littledoggie43:
Lmfao fucks sake mate i love it
[3 Points] LocalLawEnforcement:
/r/selffuck is your only option
[2 Points] steamboi1337:
why tissues? the legend says scrape glue off the tape that works right?
[2 Points] None:
Cat posts at the ready
[2 Points] MandyThatGirl:
You should really be using special toilet paper for recreational vehicle's. That or a pad of dissolving note paper from the CIA gift shop.
[2 Points] NADER_THE_GATOR:
Dude it's a part can you should join them I heard they give free donuts
[1 Points] Littledoggie43:
Still one of the funniest posts I've read on Reddit, and it's in a darknet market sub.
Burn house and move to Belize