Favorite /r/darknetmarkets memory, shitpost or drama

  1. Old MXE vendor drama

  2. PureFireMeds shipping a dude a pound of sand from the motherfucking beach

  3. When operation onymous happened, shit was kinnda crazy

Share your favorite memory, shitpost or drama!!!


Comments


[26 Points] Roastingisoverrated:

  1. Ripmeth9000 coming back

  2. Dude selling high quality bong water

  3. People freaking tf out when TR went dark


[23 Points] HermanTrought:

The kid that swallowed his Tails usb stick when his sister knocked on the door, cause he thought it was LE. Approx 1 yr ago.

"Physical effects of consuming a flash stick?"

"Theoretically if a guy was sitting around getting high after reciving a pack and heard a knock at his door and swallowed his tails flash stick thinking it was the cops but really it was just his sister, would he be in any danger?"

Edit: Found it. This was the origional post tile and body. I will post link later. From 1 year ago.


[18 Points] spreadhead78:

The guy that went to the Thai prison and continued to post his ordeal. dnm_cunt I think.


[16 Points] ForLol_Serious:

i miss being young and gullible not knowing that everyone is the same person


[11 Points] fish_scale_a1:

that dude who nearly died after getting a bad batch of steroids from montfort aka quantik aka AK

that one time when AK basically admitted to snitching out the entire Dr Xanax crew


[10 Points] Dnmbuttshit:

The global disrupt of the LSD economy after the TT flood...


[10 Points] Cocinacowboy:

When that vendor said he could kill thousands of people by putting fent in his xanax bars.


[9 Points] el_marihuano:

BBMC getting into a slapfight with /r/trappy_pandora (or /u/trappy_AB)

now they're both in prison lol


[8 Points] Adzi123456:

Gay Lube Oil , Still and Always will be the best post on this Subreddit


[4 Points] ThePoluninSnowCircus:

Democratic People's Republic of Korea Dark Market

https://www.reddit.com/r/DarkNetMarkets/comments/312ph4/democratic_peoples_republic_of_korea_dark_market/


[5 Points] savingfluffybunnies:

This most likely because I was involved https://www.reddit.com/r/DarkNetMarkets/comments/5nf4qv/can_we_please_stop_ignoring_the_900_pound_pink/

The day Hansa was revealed to be under LE control not sure which post it was so I'll just link the mega thread https://www.reddit.com/r/DarkNetMarkets/comments/6ogj7g/hansa_and_alphabay_busted_megathread/

and I always hoped this one was true https://www.reddit.com/r/DarkNetMarkets/comments/5nui84/pack_of_1lb_shrooms_got_stolen_then_returned_open/


[6 Points] AlpraCream:

i sell speed on the darknet

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=25ywRUNNUn4

https://hooktube.com/watch?v=25ywRUNNUn4 (bypass the age restriction if you don't want to login)

https://www.reddit.com/r/DarkNetMarkets/comments/49mebd/lol_just_saw_this_on_youtube_wtf/


[5 Points] isthismdma:

The whole drama around the Evo exit scam - incl. the weird side stories about Belize (also the subsequent doxxing threats) and about the FBI involvement

I'm still not sure how that all played out. But some day, at least I hope, someone will write a book


[5 Points] nevada6:

Sand


[5 Points] Erased486:

That kid who got his drugs inside a dildo.

Oasis


[3 Points] SirGlassDickJones:

the poo poo smelling pills that were sent out.


[4 Points] twistnitrile:

how to get drugs in rusia


[3 Points] AlpraCream:

The AlpraCream bars

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VhOuyd0RzvI

https://www.reddit.com/r/DarkNetMarkets/comments/4tqrd4/update_on_the_alpracream_bars/


[3 Points] blacknetyolo:

Some dude goldenstatebars I think was his name would send out Xanax with sand and hair all in his packs then replied to some messages on his alt account and doxxed himself then cried for mercy lololol good times


[3 Points] GirlsDontLikeIce:

I've been here a couple years I don't remember anything.

uh oh...


[2 Points] masterdrummer:

The constant drama between BBMC & QuickLick always put a smile on my face.


[2 Points] AInterestingUser:

That mother fucking Horse.

Deconstructed Grilled Cheese.

The weekly novels that were BBMC posts.


[2 Points] PM_ME_UR_SKETCH:

I think my best post ever was on /r/Darknetmarkets

https://www.reddit.com/r/DarkNetMarkets/comments/6lmyy8/recipie_bananna_split_sandwich/

But the best Memory must have been all the people bitching about AB since it showed how good DNM were doing :(


[2 Points] stinthebin:

The dude who was sent sand.


[2 Points] the-yung-whodini:

Real old school and not many people will remember but when that kid made a YouTube video flushing a vendors Xanax bars down the toilet lmao

or sand, like from the fucking beach


[2 Points] into-the-flood-again:

What I'll Always Remember/Miss From the DNM (no particular order):

Yolotard v. Montfort ("go OD elsewhere junkie!")

Ambien mod posts

Bruce losing his shit over flair leading to lobaligate

Octomarvel

Hank & BBMC

TheGrandWizardsLair

When my electrum wallet contained whole bitcoins

Silk is not smooth


[1 Points] GeneralStarkk:

The BBMC saga I look back fondly of. The dude had some great methamphetamine fueled post.


[-1 Points] DMVbandz:

Sand

Like from the motherfucking beach