I have important things to do, so obviously I decided to write some reviews. Nothing groundbreaking or unknown vendors, but why not.
Details | |
_Vendor: | [SSB] |
_Market: | [Agora] |
_Product: | [1g of speed] |
_Shipped from: | [EU] |
_Shipped to: | [EU] |
_Required FE: | [YES] |
_Vacuum Sealed: | [YES] |
_Decoy: | [YES] |
_Handwriting: | [NO] |
Rating | |
_Communication: | [10] / 10 |
_Stealth: | [10] / 10 |
_Shipping time: | [8] / 10 - Germans really need to reign in the striking |
_Price value: | [9] / 10 |
_Aesthetics: | [10] / 10 |
_Weight: | [12] / 10 - substantially overweight |
_Quality: | [10] / 10 |
_Transaction: | [10] / 10 |
_Vendor: | [10] / 10 |
_Drug: | [10] / 10 |
TOTAL SCORE: | [99] / 100 |
Communication: Just had one question, received a reasonable answer in a reasonable amount of time. Not much to say as not much was said.
Stealth: Stealth is great. It's not ingenious, but it's clever, very high quality with all (and more) security precautions you'd expect. Definitely better (perfect) from a technical/security standpoint than from a novelty standpoint. I'm a sucker for cool shit, but I totally understand it's not at all needed (and can be detrimental), thus a 10/10. Not to mention that there is cool shit anyway, just nothing mind blowing.
Shipping time:The shipping was a bit slow this time around. However, I ordered on a Friday and the Germans decided to strike again, it was definitely out of the vendor's control. I just took away some points because a review with all 10s is boring.
Price value: The price value is a 9, because it's somewhat pricey ($30), but a premium price for premium product. I could also not order just single grams at a time, but my paranoia dictates it's better to pay more than to get a bullshit charge for intent to distribute.
Aesthetics: It's white, it's powdery. But seriously, it looks very clean and pure. It's completely 100% dry, tastes, smells, looks and feels like speed should.
Weight: It's a bit difficult getting it all out since a certain amount of dusty powder sticks to the bag. However, what I got out weighed 1.2g. So at least 20% more, and keep in mind this is not paste, but completely dry speed.
Quality: The product is great as always, definitely the best speed I've tried ever. There are only a few others on the DNMs, all at least slightly worse which can reasonably hope to compete. However, SSB is more consistent than anyone, with every batch being pretty much exactly the same. May very well be the best non pharmaceutical speed in the world available to a regular person.
Transaction: We transacted. Money was exchanged for illicit drugs. I got Bitcoin, and eventually it made its way to my Agora wallet. I clicked some buttons, pasted my address which I encrypted because I'm a 1337 hacker. I finalized early as that is required. The coins now had a new home with Agora and SSB, while I was left to ponder if someone would sell me a few grains of coke for 70 cents. That was that and everyone lived happily ever after.
Vendor: The vendor is great, professional and straight to the point, with an easy going attitude and respectable demeanor. Quick to accept, ship and offer assistance. Not much else to say.
Drug: I've been a fan for some time now.
Alright, let's try another review format for no reason.
DETAILED CHECKBOX | |
Vendor Name/Marketplace: |
PsiloManufacture |
Product/s reviewed: |
3.2g Penis Envy shrooms, Psilocybe cubensis |
International?: |
(Kinda, inside the EU, different countries) |
Vendor requires FE?: |
(Yes) |
Price before shipping: |
No idea, they're no longer listed and I deleted the order. Definitely between 15-30 dollars lol. |
Shipping cost : |
Dunno, wasn't much, if anything. |
Customer Service: | pick one below with an "x" like this: [x] |
[ ]+5 |
Superb: Polite, prompt, ensures satisfaction |
[x]+4 |
Good: Professional, exhibits customer care |
[ ]+3 |
Satisfactory: Adequate responses, resolved issue |
[ ]+2 |
Marginal: Subpar communication, partial resolution |
[ ]+1 |
Bad: Poor communication, no resolution |
[ ]+0 |
Awful: Abusive responses, no resolution |
Product Quality: | pick one below |
[x]+5 |
Highest purity - highly potent |
[ ]+4 |
Mostly pure - potent |
[ ]+3 |
Minor cut or impurity - strong |
[ ]+2 |
Cut and/or impure - medium to weak |
[ ]+1 |
Almost entirely cut - very weak |
[ ]+0 |
Possibly bunk - no effect |
Processing Speed: | pick one below |
[x]+5 |
Processed & marked shipped in 24hrs |
[ ]+4 |
Processed & marked shipped in 48 hrs |
[ ]+3 |
Processed & marked shipped in 72 hrs |
[ ]+2 |
Package is late |
[ ]+1 |
Package is very late |
[ ]+0 |
Never received package |
Price Value: | pick one below |
[ ]+5 |
Excellent - great value & low cost |
[x]+4 |
Moderate - worthy value & fair cost |
[ ]+3 |
At-market - neither good nor bad |
[ ]+2 |
Below-market - so-so value, high cost |
[ ]+1 |
Exorbitant - low value, excessive cost |
[ ]+0 |
Rip-off - little-to-no value, unjustified cost |
Stealth & OpSec: | check all that apply |
[x]+1 |
Vacuum-sealed |
[ ]+1 |
Mylar/non-porous container |
[ ]+1 |
Decoy/misdirection |
[x]+1 |
Low package profile |
[x]+1 |
Good OpSec/PGP |
TOTAL: | 21x4 for 84% ) |
Hm, I'm not thrilled with this review format, it's pretty limited and strict. For instance I had to give a 4 for customer service because there was really no reason or situation that would test for a 5. I ordered stuff and it arrived fast, not sure a vendor is supposed to go above and beyond that for no reason. So let's fix it a bit in the next section.
Shipping: Shipping time was very quick and I was quite surprised.
Stealth: Comfortably above the minimum required for reasonable peace of mind. However, it's not exceptional in any way. That is, it will pass customs just as well as anything else, but if your roommate/wife/parent/child opens the pack the jig is up. I live alone and I don't give a shit about that, so can't complain here. Of course, I wouldn't mind if it was better, because it could be, but it's nowhere near bad or unsatisfactory. This kind of stealth would never be a deal breaker for me. The outside was great, clean, professional with a printed label, absolutely everything on point about that.
Weight: I forgot to weigh it. I'm not an expert shroom weight eyeballer, but I'd estimate it was accurate.
Appearance: Actually look really delicious. I was thinking of making a sauce or something from them. Dried, totally healthy looking. Unfortunately they were "minced" so I didn't get the chance to chew on some dick looking fungi.
Price: Eh, I forgot how much it cost. But I remember I felt it was alright, especially considering how poor the shroom selection is on DNMs.
Product: Took half, had a blast. Great stuff, no nausea or anything. They were edible as far taste goes, but my dreams of making gourmet sauces from this were quickly shattered. They kept for 10-15 days really well, part time in the fridge, part time in random books. I didn't do shrooms that many times, and they're fragile organic matter, whose effects also heavily depend on so many outside factors. So I'm hesitant to make any absolute judgement, but it was probably my best/strongest shroom experience. However, despite my limited experience, I wouldn't say the product is absolutely the best like with SSB. It's great, good value for money, absolutely won't disappoint anyone but it's not cutting edge (at least that's my intuition, I could be super wrong. Also I might not have kept them as well protected as I thought).
Vendor: There was no need for any substantial communication but the vendor seemed nice. The order was processed very fast. They require FE, but I felt like taking a risk and it definitely paid off.
Overall: Definitely recommended. While everything wasn't absolutely perfect, there is nothing actually negative. I can't say anything bad, nor can I find a reason not to recommend the vendor. Great product, fast shipping, good stealth, professional and most importantly, a price I completely forgot.
So yeah, 2 pretty well known vendors. SSB is widely known as an amphetamine legend, and pretty much everyone will direct you there for speed. A reputation absolutely well earned. The majority PsiloManufacture's reviews are positive/perfect, but they're not as unequivocally adored as SSB. The reviews, however, were why I chose PM. I had a great experience with them and they will almost certainly be where I turn for any future mushroom needs. They also have a crazy variety of other chemicals, so I might give some of those a look, or lick.
Oh look another one of these generic, exceptionally good reviews...