Vendor Review: KeepItSimple

DETAILED CHECKBOX
Vendor Name/Marketplace: KeepItSimple on Dream
Product/s reviewed: Sample Methamphetamine
International?: Unsure
Vendor requires FE?: Not allowed to yet per Dream's rules but says in desc. of his store that he'll like you more if you do lol
Price before shipping: .0005 BTC (free pretty much)
Shipping cost: Free
Customer Service: pick one below with an "x" like this: [x]
[x ]+5 Superb: Polite, prompt, ensures satisfaction
[ ]+4 Good: Professional, exhibits customer care
[ ]+3 Satisfactory: Adequate responses, resolved issue
[ ]+2 Marginal: Subpar communication, partial resolution
[ ]+1 Bad: Poor communication, no resolution
[ ]+0 Awful: Abusive responses, no resolution
Product Quality: pick one below
[ ]+5 Highest purity - highly potent
[ ]+4 Mostly pure - potent
[x ]+3 Minor cut or impurity - strong
[ ]+2 Cut and/or impure - medium to weak
[ ]+1 Almost entirely cut - very weak
[ ]+0 Possibly bunk - no effect
Processing Speed: pick one below
[ ]+5 Processed & marked shipped in 24hrs
[x]+4 Processed & marked shipped in 48 hrs
[ ]+3 Processed & marked shipped in 72 hrs
[ ]+2 Package is late
[ ]+1 Package is very late
[ ]+0 Never received package
Price Value: pick one below
[x]+5 Excellent - great value & low cost
[ ]+4 Moderate - worthy value & fair cost
[ ]+3 At-market - neither good nor bad
[ ]+2 Below-market - so-so value, high cost
[ ]+1 Exorbitant - low value, excessive cost
[ ]+0 Rip-off - little-to-no value, unjustified cost
Stealth & OpSec: check all that apply
[x]+1 Vacuum-sealed
[x]+1 Mylar/non-porous container
[x]+1 Decoy/misdirection
[x]+1 Low package profile
[x]+1 Good OpSec/PGP
TOTAL: (88%)

KeepItSimple was sending out a bunch of these basically free samples. I thought it was going to be like 100mg or so but it weighed in at 600mg! Nice decent sized shards (no pics, sorry :).

I am not a meth connoisseur BUT I have used it a few times in the past. I only sniff and IV because I can't get my fat hands on one of those glass pipes around here and I don't feel like buying it online. Sniffing this shit burned like meth is supposed to. IV was clear in the rig and fucked me up like crazy....I've been up for 2 days now but I sleep a bit cuz of all the heroin I have been doing (lol my life is kind of a train wreck right now but it's ok.) Sniffing I pretty much had to sniff around 50-75mg to get a good fucking buzz going. I have a mild amph tolerance because I've been taking 20mg of amph phosphate every day for two weeks now so if not I probably could've used less.

This stuff makes me SWEAT profusely. It could be because I'm really fat, too but omg even if I was holding my composure talking to people and shit the fucking copious amounts of liquid just pouring off my body in the middle of winter have really freaked people out.

His stealth was probably the second best I have ever seen since the OG Silk Road. Like the stealth isn't some fucking stupid "decoy" that doesn't really go with anything....it tells a story and all serves a purpose. I didn't even realize it was a DNM package and y'all know we can look at a hundred letters and envelopes and be able to tell which one has drugs in it lol.

Anyway I can't remember what his pricing is for grams rn but I don't think they were outrageous or anything. This vendor is definitely worth checking out though. Oh and he encrypted every single message he sent me! Which I think is a huge plus. I think he replied to each one of my messages within 2 days which is totally acceptable.


Comments


[1 Points] MLPismyBiznatch:

tight tight, tight