US Coke Vendors Review & Comparison - Mr_Bizz, Honestcocaine, Canadianforger (international), and Apothecarious!

Setting

Vendor - Mr_Bizz (dream), HonestCocaine (Nucleus), Canadianforger (Nucleus, 2 separate orders), Apothecarious (DHL)
Market - See above
Product - 2g FS Cocaine, 2g High Quality Cocaine, 10g High Heat Cocaine, 14g FS Cocaine
Price - ~$200, ~$200, ~$900-. ~$1100
Countries - All US domestic orders except for Canadianforger, which was int'l from CA

Vendor

Service - All great-all the US domestic orders were <1 week, CF was about 10 days
Shipping - All shipping seemed secure and inconspicuous, labels were printed and clean
Stealth - Apothecarious had the best stealth, including an impressive decoy and precision in the execution. Despite the large order size, it was one of the best hidden DNM items I've ever seen. The other three did not have a decoy, but stealth measures were good enough where I wouldn't worry about them getting through. Each had 2 MBBs over the actual bag, no smell detectable through the seals. 
Security - Mr_Bizz once had to ask me to re-send the address due to a label making error, which leads me to believe that he really does no keep customers' addresses (shoutout to Mr_Bizz for this). Nothing suggested security flaws for any of these vendors. 
Communication - I once had to email CanadianForger due to a mistake in the address I sent with the order, and he responded within one day and resolved the issue. Other than that and the Mr_Bizz labeling issue above, no additional communication was needed for the transactions. All were sent within a couple days of ordering and were professional in communication if needed.

Product

Weight - All were on point or slightly heavy. I can't remember the specifics, but all within a couple points of what I ordered.
Purity - MrBizz 8/10, Honestcocaine 7/10. Canadianforger 9/10, Apothecarious 9.25/10 - see comments below.
Potency - All great stuff. For more specifics, see comments below
Price Value - All about the same. Apothercarious was probably the best deal for the dollar in relation to volume. When you factor in quality, I'd say you get a little more bang for your buck from Apothecarious & Canadianforger.
Aesthetic - All were shiny, white, and flakey. I got two batches from Canadianforger - one was more oily and soft than the others, which I really liked. All other batches have been a bit more hard in comparison, making them a bit more difficult to chop and smooth out. The coke I got from Mr_Bizz didn't smell nearly as strong as the others, but they all had about the same smell, like delicious gasoline...

Comments: All transactions were pretty seamless, and I have no reasonm to believe any of these vendors are anything less than reliable, honest dudes. I imagine Honestcocaine and Canadianforger are a team rather than an individual based purely on volume, but everyone seems to have their professionalism on point, and I would never hesitate to order from any of them again. Like I said above, Apothercarious's stealth was superior, so if this is your primary concern, I would put the most faith in that vendor. The others were all safe for US domestic for sure though, and Canadianforger's orders made it through customs, so no complaints there. I should also mention that I FE'd with Apothecarious but used escrow for all of the others, as this was his only option for that size of order. All went well, so the gamble appears worth the risk on FE.

I'll try to focus on quality for the rest of this review, as I imagine that is what you DNM connisseurs are most interested in. In summary, I'd rate them like this: 1)Canadianforger batch from December 2015, 2) Apothecarious order from May 2016, 3) Canadianforger batch from March 2016, 4) Mr_Bizz batch from September 2015, 5) Honestcocaine batch from October 2015. Note that my following reviews are as objective as I can be based on my experience, and I had all of them available to sample side by side. However, they're all just personal experience, as I'm too much of a chicken shit to send drugs to energy control for testing.

Canadianforger's batch from December 2015 was incredible. I would put this as the closest to 10/10 that I've ever had, but due to a lack of consistency in the next batch I decided to rate this 9/10. I think I got the same batch that was sent to Energy Control that tested at something like 89%, and the quality showed. The coke was oily and soft, and the comeup and comedown were so smooth that somebody would barely notice they had a drug at all. Pure euphoria, almost no harshness on the nose, and clean energy. However, upon ordering from CF again in March, I felt that the next batch that arrived wasn't as pure and clean as the previous, maybe 10-20% less pure. This one was a bit harder and flakier, which made it more challenging to cut into smooth lines. I had no reason to believe it was cut with anything active or offensive, but this didn't seem to hit as beautifully as the first batch. That said, this is still incredible stuff, so I would order from him with confidence again. Both orders were far above the quality of street coke, and I'm absolutely satisfied with those orders. =)

Apothecarious is an incredible vendor. I really appreciate the attention to detail and creativeness that I saw in the stealth he sent, which made me feel extremely comfortable ordering again in the future. The coke that arrived smelled strongly, but the smell did not permeate the bags, which is greatly appreciated. One tiny line of this coke felt incredible, and it may rival the potency and purity of CF's first batch - I would only rate that higher due to the soft texture, which Apothecarious's coke was slightly more crunchy and dry. However, Apoth states directly in his profile that this texture occurs due to his tight packing for stealth reasons, which makes sense. Of the four, this vendor is the one I will be returing to for my next coke order.

Mr_Bizz was my first DNM coke order, which was absolutely better than anything I've encountered on the street. It was shiny white and looked and felt like proper fishscale. However, the same size line seemed to feel slightly less potent than Apothecarious or Canadianforger. Still great stuff folks, don't get me wrong! But trying to be critical, I think Mr_Bizz's Fishscale fell slightly short of the other two above in terms of potency. However, I did not notice it to be cut with anything offensive, even trying to critically assess it compared to the others. My friends and I seemed to agree that this batch was cut with something inactive, but not enough for anyone to have any real complaints over. Still, I would say it was not true fishscale, but was rather high quality coke with a slight unoffensive cut. This coke will still blow your friends' street coke out of the water.

Honestcocaine's batch was still good cocaine, but it was my least favorite of the four, as I believe it was cut more harshly with something that had physical effects on me and my friends. After a bit of a binge on this stuff (maybe .25g in a night, which is a lot for us), my girlfriend was throwing up, which had never happened before. While this wouldn't in itself lead me to believe the coke bad, Honestcocaine's coke also had some strange effects on me and other friends. This coke gave me quite a bit of clenching, plus a weird tweaker 'tick' where I couldn't stop flexing my hands in like a karate-chop position for hours on end and into the next day. This is based on numerous experiences with this coke, even in rather small quantities: I would walk around with my hands flexed with no idea why I was doing this, which was making we wonder if his coke was cut with amphetamine or something. This coke also gave me a bit more of a stuffy nose, as well as the most trouble sleeping afterward, which is concerning with respect to quality. However, despite the issues I'm describing here, Honestcocaine's coke was far from garbage. The gasoline smell from this coke was the strongest of the four, and the texture was smooth and oily. Honestly I feel that this coke was amazingly euphoric, and exceeded that of Mr_Bizz's batch or Canadianforger's second batch in the same size line. This leads me to believe there might have been a higher content of actual cocaine in this, but possibly also cut with something that has some damaging health effects. So for HC, I'd say proceed with caution. This stuff is not pure and is clearly cut, but the euphoria is still impressively good, and the experience as a whole is still far better than street coke.

I also wanted to say thanks a ton to all of the DNM community for the work you do here. I love the entertainment you provide, and I owe a ton to you guys for the invaluable information you've given me in the world of the darknet - it's helped me have safer, faster access to high quality party favors than I would have ever had without. I send my love to you all with assistance of this Canadianforger March 2016 batch of cocaine and a couple glasses of wine. Cheers from the other side of the twilight zone! =)


Comments


[2 Points] BeerSuxPotRulz:

I placed an order with Apothecarious for the first time about a week ago or so and I was super impressed as well. Stealth, product, ship times, all were top notch. Thanks for the reviews.


[1 Points] None:

Where is honest cocaine at now? Couldn't find them on DHL! Please help me!


[1 Points] Swizz_Beatz:

Great review -- have you ever dabbled with TheGiftShop's Fishscale, I have some en route this week.


[0 Points] 1ugly:

All of these are one year old transactions. All cocaine connoisseurs know that consistency is almost non-existing in the coke game.