Moronic Monday - your weekly stupid questions thread!

Hey /r/DarkNetMarkets, it is time for Moronic Monday!

Post your questions here - stupid or otherwise - to get an answer. Anyone can post a question and the community as a whole is invited and encouraged to provide an answer. Many questions get submitted late each week that don't get a lot of action, so if your question didn't get answered before, feel free to post it again.

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We do ask that you refrain from abusing noobs in this thread. Remember that everyone had to start somewhere.

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Comments


[9 Points] Rustynutz42:

A little background, so I've avidly plugged meth and u47700 for around 3 years now I used to be able to do it myself until about a year ago. I startted getting pimples on my dick and I'm bleeding out my asshole on the reg. My mother has stopped plugging it for me because she is disgusted by it. My question is how do I get my mom to continue plugging my drugs for me.


[6 Points] ForLol_Serious:

I see there is a /u/ForRofl_Serious now. Who is this and why are u mocking me?


[2 Points] SAPIOc02:

These bitcoins fees are ridiculous. 11$ to buy 10$ then 5$ to send. I’m gonna blow up coinbase. Unless you need stuff bad. Fees are ridiculous. IDE wait few days to buy. Greedy miners.


[2 Points] None:

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[1 Points] Saltpeter-Bot:

Eww where is Cock_Bot when you need him.


[1 Points] Captain-cootchie:

so is dream just a front to get fucked in the ass by the authorities or is it actually somewhere you can go? where else can I go?


[1 Points] UnimpeachableTact:

is there a european vendor/market for controlled chemicals? if yes can I have the adress?


[1 Points] MSAurelius:

Stupid question: Why is every single market on the Superlist down except Dream? 50 thousand mirror links later and nothing works. Darknet has turned into a shit show.


[1 Points] internetguy789:

I am interested in investing novelty amounts of money in many different cryptocurrencies . I do not have access to a bitcoin ATM , nor do I want to use coinbase because of their cooperation with LE. What is my best bet for securing coins easily? Anonymity is not a real concern at the moment.


[0 Points] None:

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