To her place, her name. Just say you're into chemistry or something. You only have to be halfway decent looking to pull this off.
Drop idea: Get a fat, ugly girlfriend, send kilos from China/international
To her place, her name. Just say you're into chemistry or something. You only have to be halfway decent looking to pull this off.
[113 Points] None:
[78 Points] None:
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[43 Points] SuckMyFist:
Better idea, get a Sicilian girlfriend so when the cops catch her she won't rat you out.
[30 Points] schwillynelson89:
sounds semi-sociopathic, but hey i like the way you think
[19 Points] TrulyDisjoint:
Glad to see the sub is trap again
[11 Points] alphagaysupport:
Good idea until she rats in you
[11 Points] pinochetHA:
Why must she be fat and ugly? That does not sound like much fun.
[9 Points] penismith:
Never tell her your real name and use a burner to communicate.
[6 Points] xanaxog:
does this method work with hot girls?
[3 Points] None:
It's works, this is what I do
[3 Points] ieatbrowncrayons:
did this before she caught feels.
[3 Points] RookieMafia:
quality shitpost, could actually work.
[3 Points] PokemonGoesResearch:
Fat GF: Babe what's this umm pill press thing for again? U: Oh that's to make candy and also thought it goes great with these new deep fryer I bought you. Fat gf: omg he's the one
[2 Points] Psychadelic_Potato:
You can't trust a 2hole
[2 Points] DropBully:
Just make sure she gives you her income tax check.
[2 Points] Wyndove419:
Bonus points if she's a sovereign citizen
[1 Points] 3daybans:
thats trashy as shit
[1 Points] coffeencreme:
Why a fat and ugly girl?
[1 Points] Tinfoil-HatTommy:
have known a mexican that did this! but they wernt fat they were just nasty sluts. acne/dreads/generally unclean. honestly worse esp since he slept with more than half of them without a dome. pretty sure girls around town caught on to his ploy when he was with like 15-20 girls a year semi-steady tho lmfao.
[1 Points] None:
Don't assume my gender! I could want a fat ugly BF!
[-5 Points] oliverthrowaway:
So you're saying you can't get a hot girlfriend and this is your only option? Idiot.
This is your shitpost