Market: Agora
Vendor: Psychotropix
Product: 1g MXE
Price: $35 + $3 shipping
FE: Why would you ever... lol
Communication: If you ever have a problem he's always there to fix it figure out it talk to him but he's such a stand up vendor you don't need to really say anything except for thanks
Shipping: Ordered late on a Sunday night, and I had it on my box by Thursday
Stealth: ahhh better then people sending things in DVD boxes but not crazy good enough to get the job done
Visuals: grainy white magical snow white yeti crystals
Quality: This was his last batch not the new one getting such a bad rep but just remember this is fucking PSychotropix MXE lord he will find another good source soon
Taste: It take like shit :)
Overall: He's the only vendor I've ever known to just a stand up guy who happens to sell lots of drugs and refund me my btc when he ran out of MXE when Evolution scammed and I was a young whippersnaper FE'd and everything had all the reasons to take my money still gave back what he could
Experience Report: I AM THE GOOSE. I AM THE GOOSE.
** WARNING long read and did not proofread for grammar
Wow I got my package in the mail after waiting all weeks for it to arrive my roommate had some people from out of town over and I didn't want to trip with these people because I don't really know them and what there values on psychedelics are so I decided to be nice and trip in front of them and decided to explore and trip.
I couldn't get my new scale I bought to register because the batteries already died after being used for three days so I deiced to use the old Eyeballs and dumped out what I thought was 80-100mgs after reflecting on this trip I believe I took 150-200mgs.
I cut up the rookie mistake into one line and carefully think about my life why am I doing MXE at 4pm in the afternoon and not socialize but I realize I browse DNM in my free time so I have an obligation to write a trip report I don't want people to be bored on when they are reading between SCAMMER, omg LE just invaded Poland, anyone Know where to get drug X??>><??
So I take the first line feel that good sense of wow Im Fuxkkked up that was too much instantly get ready for the trip I'm going to have immediacy turn my phone on to airplane mode Im not going to be able to talk for awhile.
0- 30 mins I start walking. and walking and more walking instantly I feel things have gotten brighter and more interesting.
30-1hr This is the first time I have used MXe in over 6 months I start laughing immensely watch time distort literally in my fucking face I walk through this culvasac of houses that I have always thought looked cool but didn't have the right adventuring spirt to go down and explore. So I take a right and start going from strolling to wading through the dissociative walk where your legs feel like weird blocks. As I twist and turn getting more lost in the house enclave I think " I'm on a dissociative and I would have been disoriented just walking through these houses better get a plan" So I decided instead of walking in circles lets just piack a path and keep it. plus its super hot out I want to get some soda before I lose my mind.
1hr to 2hr I walk for a couple months, decades as time gets slower and slower finally I get to the exit out of the house community I've been trapped in for years shit I felt like i should have payed a landlord of something to stay there for how long I was wondering.
I get into the store buy my ice tea and head out to the back of the store next to the Laundromat with a nice bench just to chill after walking so "long" as I sit there and gaze into a stream near by I start getting higher reflective thoughts about life as i lose my ego and reflect on what people are doing, whats important, why I care, what actions led me to where I am right now.
Then as I am being amused by these thoughts and the vividness of the tree by the stream. I see a homeless looking person start walking towards the bench assuming he was going to walk right on by the stupid kid with his sunglass on and his ice tea listing to his phone. Nope dude starts making a B-line towards me I keep on thinking nah I'm tripping wow psycho gave me some crazy shit but still even with time this slowdown he seems like the only thing that isn't affected by time slowdown he gets up to me takes off his sunglasses and I take out my headphones to try and handle this evolving situation.
I try to open my mouth to say " whatss up?" and he just gives me this death stare and just says "THATS MINE!" points at random water meter and as I'm a about to rebuttal with a humble " what?" he's dips the fuck out. Now on another regular mind state one would think hmmm okay thats weird or fuck that crazy guy but for some reason after he said that and left my trip went from 0 to 100 I started thinking all these bizarre ideas.
2hr-3hrs First thought that came to my mind is what the fuck? Did that even happen? Nah no one would walk up say that and leave. I get up from my bench and look at the water meter. What the fuck does that mean thats mine? What does it mean to have anything? haha I then in another stroke of brilliance decide okay I don't care if this guy kills me but I need to figure out if he even exists on this planet or at least find what he meant by thats mine. So naturally I go and try to search for this guy and it must have been not more then 30-45 seconds before he said that, so he couldn't have gone far.
Hell nah this guy FUCKING disappeared. what the fuck! Did I just imagine a whole person? Am I crazy I start looking everywhere for this crack head in the store out the store around the store and finally the laundromat. In the Landromat I saw a bathroom and I thought ooooh I see he's hiding in the bathroom from me! THAT shapeshifting bitchh! I'm going to wait for he comes out. I wait for 2-3 minutes then Im like I'm just going to go in there I need to find if Im sane or not. I put my hand on the doorknob and then something that has been gone for quite awhile kicks in fucking logic. I looked around and was like what the hell am i doing I need to get out of here good thing too I was started to draw attention of the store patrons.
I go back to the bench sit-down drink some tea calm down start laughing at what an idiot am I why would I even care in the first place. Luckily I see the meth head a few moments later, he's trying to buy more meth for his meth eyes and meth brain from some hispanic guy bam with reality back in check I can finally leave this place.
3-5hrs I begin walking again and finally get to a spot where I think I can enjoy the rest of my trip the good old park. But this isn't an ordinary park though its a super park. Massive oddly shaped trees and a huge lake with tons of people and animals like gieeses, duckleys, swanos just a cool place to trip. I sit down next to this tree where a family is sitting. I think wow, how would it be to live that life to have kids take to them to the park one day. What my life could be like in the future. Imagine what it would be like to see as kid. Then as those thoughts start to reach my peak and get nearer & nearer to a Mhole. Im start literally tripping my face off no more deep thoughts or thoughts at all lol Tripping so hard that even music isn't doing it for me it just feels abrasive against my ears. So I take my headphones out and just stare into water from about 5-8 meters outs.
Unbeknownst to me while I was off in another universe, these kids whip out a 5 gallon bag of birdseed from their ice chest and start making it rain like rapper in strip club in Atlantic city. They're just little kids its not there fault that they sprayed me and half the continual united states with birdseed.
WshhhSHHH!! I can barley even make out certain forms let alone discern the madness descending upon me. Currently having Open Eyed Visuals & Closed eyed visuals then a fucking Storm of birds comes crashing down around the area. These kids are loving it, still screaming and throwing this shit everywhere not giving a single little kid fuck that its all in their food or that their dad is screaming at the top of his lunges to stop the madness they just keep reaching in and throwing it everywhere.
Begin my Bird Life.
As every bird in the known animal kingdom swarmed upon me I just gazed into all there eyes as the battle for Bird kind enveloped around me. Different races genders all killing each other trying to get this seed. The noise around me wasn't even bird like. It sounded like a swirling distorted farts. Awwnnk Awwwnk! All of a sudden these brave duck soldiers of duckletown storm the Human gates of me and start waddling on my and start pecking my shirt pants hands whatever. I must have had 7 duck and subducklings on my fucking body I am covered in these dinosaur morphing pricks.
I hatch from my egg.
I am very very freaked out by this point but I do not want to move or fuck with these ducks literally walking all over me like a bad girl friend. Even though I am desperately looking for a way to get the fuck out of here. All of sudden I see my Savior William beak breaker the third come full waddle to my aid. He opens his 4 foot wingspan and makes all these assholes get far as shit away from me. He puts his wings down and turns his head left and just looked at me. I couldn't believe this goose came with his haram of orange goose bitches to save me! Why? He just keeps deeply looking at me as the sun is going down in background. Then figure out why he did his deed WOW I must be GOOSE! I AM THE GOOSE! I AM THE GOOOOSE!
one webbed foot into the tribe.
I grab a hand full of seed from my vestige hand aka my naked wing and scoop up some seed hold out the my hand William eats out of my palm with some proper bird manner unlike the vermin duck sucker that just sat on me and peaked away. We do this three more times still be Memorized that it took this long to figure out that I am a goose. I throw one handful out to WIllams groupies and sit next to William why he sits down next me and slowly peaks the ground. The family that had thrown the seed had left by now as their was dad very pissed that the girls had thrown bird seed all into his burger and chip. So he made them packed up and go.
Molting back from whence I came
As William had his fill and I fed him a couple more handfusl he stood up honked got all the girls together and start waddling to the far end of the Lakes shore naturally being part of the gang, I start to follow them trying to human waddle next to William ( http://imgur.com/ax3Sxzm ). I think we got half way to the other side of the lake when William decides to take a short cut and begins to wade into the water, as I get closer to the waters edge and put one Vans soaked shoe into the water I look at the muddled reflection between the waves to see something that resembles a human and start to devolve and look around. As I stop from going full fledge to a lake I see that William is concerned and soon realizes that I am not going to follow him anymore. I back away with one soaked filled shoe and stare at William.
With one last deep side glance I look into his deep black eye and he looks into mine. William Honks and drifts deeper into the lake. I stand up after having been in bird position for god knows how long. I look at the dusk sky wonder what the fuck happened and slow walked with my one damp shoe home.
Still don't know how to feel about the whole experience I can't even imagine if anyone else saw or took a video of the absolute retarded shit I was doing lol. Anyways remember to always weigh out your dosages and realize these are VERY powerful substances you might be nonchalantly ordering. Have respect for them and be careful!
My favorite part haha. That shit had me dying the whole time. His old batch was the absolute fucking shit. The first time I did MXE I railed fuck knows how much, and that shit was fucking insane. I ended up flying around all these beaches and shit before I ended up flying over Rio De Janeiro at sunset haha.