Is it safe for my pet dog to use Coinbase?

My dog wants to buy some legal goods off of a darknet market and has some coins in a Coinbase wallet, but he's wondering that since it's connected to his bank account and email it might not be 100% secure and there may be a way of tracing his purchase of legal goods. He's a chocolate lab so he's naturally very protective over his privacy.

It will be his first time buying anything off of a darknet market, and while he's done his reading he doesn't seem completely sure. At first he seems fine with it but he whines and gets a bit skittish when it comes to making the actual purchase.


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[3 Points] None:

Saying it's your dog won't help. Try it out! "I do drugs, fuck off!"

Feels good doesn't it? Anyway, coinbase is a perfectly fine place to get BTC and is one of the most popular methods for doing so. I would recommend setting up an intermediary blockchain wallet, send the coins from coinbase to it, and then send those coins to the market using shared send. A link for shared send is in the sidebar.


[2 Points] CaptainWackee:

THAT'S ONE HELL OF A DOG!


[1 Points] sharpshooter789:

Your dog has a bank account? Does he have a social security number too?


[0 Points] anonish9:

They invented doge coin for a reason.