There review is for a new Heroin #4 vendor on Alphabay that is most certainly going to give the other #4 vendors a run for their money.
It is for the vendor USDA on Alphabay and his product is absolutely mid blowing! This review template from the sidebar doesn't even begin to assist me in outting intoo words is extremely hard to use the review templates on the sidebar because everyone tends to give top reviews for vendors so it took me awhile to figure out how to write this.
I want to ASSURE you that I did not receive a sample like many others did. I PAID for my dope - 1 gram to be exact. SO here is my review:
DETAILED CHECKBOX | |
USDA/ALphaBay: |
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SEA Heroin #4: |
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International?: |
USA - Maybe Others? |
Vendor requires FE?: |
(NO) |
Price before shipping: |
$220 |
Shipping cost : |
$30.00 EXPRESS |
Customer Service: | pick one below with an "x" like this: [x] |
[X]+5 |
Superb: Polite, prompt, ensures satisfaction |
[ ]+4 |
Good: Professional, exhibits customer care |
[ ]+3 |
Satisfactory: Adequate responses, resolved issue |
[ ]+2 |
Marginal: Subpar communication, partial resolution |
[ ]+1 |
Bad: Poor communication, no resolution |
[ ]+0 |
Awful: Abusive responses, no resolution |
Product Quality: | pick one below |
[X]+5 |
Highest purity - highly potent (HOLY SHIT - BEST I'VE HAD! |
[ ]+4 |
Mostly pure - potent |
[ ]+3 |
Minor cut or impurity - strong |
[ ]+2 |
Cut and/or impure - medium to weak |
[ ]+1 |
Almost entirely cut - very weak |
[ ]+0 |
Possibly bunk - no effect |
Processing Speed: | pick one below |
[X]+5 |
Processed & marked shipped in 24hrs (EXACTLY 18 HOURS!) |
[ ]+4 |
Processed & marked shipped in 48 hrs |
[ ]+3 |
Processed & marked shipped in 72 hrs |
[ ]+2 |
Package is late |
[ ]+1 |
Package is very late |
[ ]+0 |
Never received package |
Price Value: | pick one below |
[X]+5 |
Excellent - great value & low cost (COST MORE BUT I LIKE MY HEROIN LIKE FINE WINE) |
[ ]+4 |
Moderate - worthy value & fair cost |
[ ]+3 |
At-market - neither good nor bad |
[ ]+2 |
Below-market - so-so value, high cost |
[ ]+1 |
Exorbitant - low value, excessive cost |
[ ]+0 |
Rip-off - little-to-no value, unjustified cost |
Stealth & OpSec: | check all that apply |
[X]+1 |
Vacuum-sealed |
[X]+1 |
Mylar/non-porous container |
[X]+1 |
Decoy/misdirection |
[X]+1 |
Low package profile |
[X]+1 |
Good OpSec/PGP |
I know I will get flamed for the price I paid, but if you can swing the coin for this Heroin and not break the bank, you WILL NOT regret it. I am so sick of the crappy heroin on the market right now and have been contemplated quitting altogether. USDA is a top notch and I cannot adequately express in words how his heroin feels. The legs LAST forever yet I don't feel doped out all day. The draw is clean unlike many other vendors whose product have floating particles in the syringe after filtering.
On top of it, this guy is NICE. I am so sick of these Heroin dealers with attitudes like they are doing others a favor. I ALWAYS treat people with respect, and come across as very friendly and this guy does too. Take what you want from this review, but I will continue ordering from him and am very pleased I was one of the first to purchase from him. For those of you who do not know, there are 2 maybe 3 #4 heroin vendors left and ALL of them are very rude to their customers which I find unnecessary. It's not like we meet face to face, nor do we have one another phone numbers so WHY the rudeness. USDA did his research and know's what he is doing.
For those who call shill - I don't shill! I just like to enhance my otherwise stressful job/life/commitments with heroin no different than someone who drinks a beer, take a hit off a bong or take MDMA. | | |
TOTAL:|(5x8
for 200%
)
Didn't know the USDA regulated heroin quality too......