Went to check my P.O. box after hours... 4 cop cars showed up...

I just picked up 2g of meth from my PO box. I was sitting in my car, setting up my bluetooth for my cell phone before pulling out when I got a loud knock on my window... Look over to see a police officer and 4 other cop cars parked behind me...

Roll down the window with a cautious and polite smile and asked him if everything was okay. It turns out I must have set off a silent alarm somehow and he was just making sure I wasn't a post office employee and let me on my way. My heart was about to explode...

And now I'm high as a kite!


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[68 Points] MDMangel:

I got chills reading that. Scariest short story EVER!!! That's the kind of shit you tell around a campfire to keep your friends up without meth.


[42 Points] None:

I would have thrown the 2g at his face and floored it in my 1.4 litre bubble car.

That would have been a bad move


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[16 Points] Throwawayyyy63638484:

Dude! That happened to me last week too! Only they didn't bother me I just went by the office after hours and about 5 cars were out front I shit my pants and went home. Came back an hour later and they were gone and I went to grab my pack....when I saw it in the box I was so relieved. Lol I feel you brother but I also told myself through experience.

"act as if" lol


[11 Points] c0rnerst0re:

god damn double down on your lines tonight u earned it!


[8 Points] Blais_Of_Glory:

I'm in recovery myself and have never ordered drugs or any thing illegal online, but 1) how would you possibly get to your PO box after the post office is closed? I had a P.O. box before for business and couldn't get into the post office after it closed and 2) You said not to order drugs that can be sniffed out and I'm pretty sure dogs can smell meth. 3) How have you not been arrested? It seems like it would be super easy to get caught buying illegal drugs online, especially if it's international.


[7 Points] CynicalElephant:

Good thing the alarm was silent though, I probably would've just died right there on the spot if that shit happened.


[2 Points] OGPACKS:

thats exactly why i dont fuck with po boxes you have no control..


[2 Points] SoloTease:

So ordering to a PO Box isn't sketch?


[3 Points] jspeights:

I really hope they dont read this subreddit


[2 Points] manchasingpaper:

I also scout out the parking lot for weird license plates and brand new black cars etc....being paranoid has become a normal thing for me haha.. evrytime the second someone looks at me for a little longer than normal i freak the fuck out


[2 Points] MrCrappy57:

Something primitive and deeply satisfying about these stories. I bet our ancestors sat around a campfire and talked about the time they almost got eaten by sabre-toothed tigers or something.

Anyhow, contribootin': I had a PO in a mailbox store. Went to get a rather large pack of the oxy and there's this older guy, high and tight haircut, looks like classic ex-marine LE type. He's staring at me with his arms folded. Standing next to copy machine by a stack of papers. I glance at the top page "Firearms tactics for law enforcement". I get my pack. He asks what I'm shipping, "because I'm curious about people." MrCrappy shat bricks, made up story, left. Came back several times after that and saw him on occasion. He always said hi. Was just nosy old man.


[1 Points] iamunlimited:

Holy shit the anxiety


[0 Points] Thisisaninues:

Fucking meth head lol


[1 Points] None:

This story never happened.


[1 Points] TheLastCig:

Shit dog. Imagine if you had the meth before you went to the P.O box....

Plot twist.. you did meth and thought you had more in your P.O box and imagined cops there


[1 Points] SteveKep:

Fuck, I would'nt need to get high after that!

Drunk is more like it.


[1 Points] crystalizedpoundz47:

this story gave me anxiety lol


[1 Points] FrankThaTanky:

Omg, I bet OP had to change his pants when he/she got home


[0 Points] blumpkin:

I have to ask, what's the appeal with meth? It doesn't sound like something people would mail off for, or even do intentionally. It sounds more like a substitute for coke you settle for when your dealer's out or something.


[-2 Points] RIP_Meth_9000:

We really want to know who the pack is from ;-) And yes, that is some shit, glad its all OK :-)


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