General Information |
Details |
Vendor requires FE? |
No |
Price before shipping: |
$5 Each |
Shipping cost : |
$3/Item first class |
Vendor Name: |
Goofyboots |
Marketplace: |
Alphabay |
Products reviewed: |
"1x 200 mg Jolly Rancher Infused Emoji Gummies - STRONG!" |
International Shipping? |
No |
Pictures: |
https://i.sli.mg/HEKur0.jpg |
Customer Service |
Description |
[x]+5 |
Superb - Polite, prompt, ensures satisfaction |
[ ]+4 |
Good - Professional, exhibits customer care |
[ ]+3 |
Satisfactory - Adequate responses, resolved issue |
[ ]+2 |
Marginal - Subpar communication, partial resolution |
[ ]+1 |
Bad - Poor communication, no resolution |
[ ]+0 |
Awful - Abusive responses, no resolution |
Product Quality |
Description |
[ ]+5 |
Highest purity - highly potent |
[x]+4 |
Mostly pure - potent |
[ ]+3 |
Minor cut or impurity - strong |
[ ]+2 |
Cut and/or impure - medium to weak |
[ ]+1 |
Almost entirely cut - very weak |
[ ]+0 |
Possibly bunk - no effect |
Processing: |
Description |
[x]+5 |
Processed & marked shipped in 24hrs |
[ ]+4 |
Processed & marked shipped in 48 hrs |
[ ]+3 |
Processed & marked shipped in 72 hrs |
[ ]+2 |
Package is late |
[ ]+1 |
Package is very late |
[ ]+0 |
Never received package |
Price Value |
Description |
[x]+5 |
Excellent - great value & low cost |
[ ]+4 |
Moderate - worthy value & fair cost |
[ ]+3 |
At-market - neither good nor bad |
[ ]+2 |
Below-market - so-so value, high cost |
[ ]+1 |
Exorbitant - low value, excessive cost |
[ ]+0 |
Rip-off - little-to-no value, unjustified cost |
OPSEC/Logistics |
Description |
[x]+1 |
Single (but effecive) Vacuum-Seal |
[ ]+2 |
Multiple Layer Vacuum-Seal |
[x]+1 |
Mylar and Visual Barrier |
[ ]+1 |
Decoy Utilized |
[x]+1 |
Proper NETSEC/PGP |
TOTAL: 98% / 100%
Summary/Narrative:
Until now, I had only eaten some brownies and some cookies. I was looking for something that doesn't require a lot of eating or sucking for a long time. Something quick and easy.
I had a little extra money in my account. Almost $20 exactly. I've wanted to try Goofy for a while now. I didn't have enough for shipping on a 5 pack, so I ordered 2 individual gummies. I ended up getting three (a free one). I do not believe I got one of the flavors I ordered, but it's not a big deal at all, especially considering I got more than what I ordered.
My friend and I ate ours on an empty stomach. The first couple chews, it was very fruity, just like a jolly rancher. Then there's a weed oil taste that gets stronger until you are done eating. There will be an aftertaste of weed oil for 30 seconds to one minute if you don't drink anything. Definitely tolerable. It takes a while to kick in, but it had me feeling pretty good and relaxed. I could feel my eyelids getting low. My friend said he had a "strong high". I slept very well that night. I will be back to buy more when I can afford it. Definitely recommended for those who want something cheap and decent.
What's 'a while?' 10m? 30m? 2h?