Need to send shit to someone in Brazil

Long story short: There's a person that deserves to get a pile of steaming poop delivered to his house. It's not drug related at all, just a piece of trash human being, and if you knew the story you would agree that shit is the correct response to this situation.

There used to be some guy here who would send shit on your behalf. Not sure if he's still around but I don't think I've seen him on any market.

Are there any Brazilians here who would be willing to do this service for me? I will reimburse the expenses + some extra of course, but proof will be required. The important thing for me is that the turds will be vacuum wrapped so that they pass successfully through the mail, but still inconspicuous enough to make the person open it. We can discuss the details privately.


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[39 Points] nunes4d:

I'm located in Brazil (south), PM me with more info if you want to.

Edit: Also I'm a bodybuilder, so I can provide great amounts of feces daily


[22 Points] None:

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[6 Points] arteta_mike:

Are you looking for marijuana vendors?

Some of them have good shit


[5 Points] BillyJack4real:

Share the story my brother.


[3 Points] EvolutionaryReject:

http://www.crabrevenge.com/


[3 Points] charlottes-web:

have you tried a jenkem vendor


[2 Points] startuptutu:

you can never go wrong with www.shitsenders.com quality and quantity


[2 Points] jeffislearning:

With the amount of love you getting from this post, you can have an army of redditors drop truck loads if poop on his door step. I haven't left a flaming paperbag of turd on someones doorsteps since 8th grade and this brings back fun memories.


[1 Points] Bobrosshappytreesman:

You maybe try a local subreddit. I haven't actually searched for any, but I'm sure each big city has its own. I'm sure some people would do anything for a few bucks.


[1 Points] throwmyhoe:

How much we talkin'? I got a close contact in Brazil that I could possibly get to do it.


[1 Points] redditulousfun:

there is a clearnet site for this also maybe a bag of dicks? also clearnet


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[1 Points] None:

I got you mane I got dat fire jankem


[1 Points] TDarkKnight:

lmaooooooo


[1 Points] None:

Lol isn't this sourcing


[-1 Points] Vendor_BBMC:

I've got a brazillian girlfriend, she just left. But why do you need a Brazilian to post stuff to Brazil? Anybody can buy stamps can't they?