Has anyone tried nature4sale or fishermen (maybe fisherman? don't remember) or any other weed vendors who use FedEx??

Ok so inb4 someone says I'm an idiot for using fedex, hear me out why and how and maybe I'll get some actual answers rather than a bunch of abuse in my inbox.

So, I just moved in with some friends of mine. Turns out, one of them burned this address 2 years ago with a single fucking gram of weed getting caught in the mail. All they got was a letter saying it had been seized, NBD but I'm obviously not trying to order any drugs thru USPS to this address.

So here's my plan: my building is huge but it's not apartments, it looks like just a big mansion so packages are always just left on the front porch (we don't have individual mailboxes, we just all get the mail together and split it up). I've tested with ordering stuff thru fedex with random names of people that don't live here, and the fedex guy WILL deliver to fake names. So my plan is to order thru a fake name, it'll just be set on the front porch, and then my nextdoor neighbor (who knows everything and wants to help) will scoop the package off my porch and hold onto it for a few days. If the cops come knocking, his excuse will be "I always grab their packages if they get dropped off before someone's home because they asked me to, sorry I just forgot to bring it over", and we will confirm this if asked. So the chances of him getting charged, when it was not sent/delivered/addressed to him, are pretty low. If he is charged, chances of him getting convicted are super low. He and we will all clean house, and I'm using a ~8 yr old computer at a friend's house to do all the DNM stuff so even if laptops are looked at, they ain't finding shit. I also think the fact that 10 fucking people live in my house will mean none of us get charged (if we do, not convicted), as it will be in none of our possession, addressed to none of us, none of us even saw it, etc and it's honestly a pretty good drop house because everyone is gone 7am-7pm or later M-F as we are all full-time students who also have jobs.

We and our neighbor are also planning on all chipping in for legal fees if something happens, which would only be a simple possession charge for probably 1 of us (probs the neighbor). We all plan to profit thru these transactions (will only be a couple test runs then 1 big buy spread out over a few months), personally though as none of us sell or have scales or anything and our state allows up to 8oz (!) before it's a felony (and misdemeanors are NBD as far as defense $). Also my neighbor is fine with THIS arrangement but not having USPS deliver straight to his house so that's not an option.

So, low risk. High reward. Plenty of plausible deniability.

Now let's skip all the comments about "USPS better blah blah"...

So has anyone used any weed vendors that ship via fedex? I'm having trouble finding many, but I found the 2 in my title on Dream. They ship fedex. I'm a bit wary though because I can't decide if their feedback looks fake. It's different usernames and not small amounts of money, but the writing seems kinda similar in about 1/2 the fedback. But then again it kinda sounds like the chopped english of europeans, and he ships there and many mention other countries in their feedback, so it's hard to tell if it's the same username or just the same english-level of a few of the buyers.

So I wanted some feedback on these guys if anyone has ordered from them, or on anyone else that ships weed fedex. I've heard that a lot of people that sell on Instagram use fedex but I honestly can't figure out which ones are reliable or ship to non-legal states or have proper stealth because their comments are not feedback from actual purchasers.

Anyone got feedback on anyone who ships weed thru fedex? Thanks :)


Comments


[7 Points] whitekidspaz:

You made this wayyyyyy harder than it needs to be. Go get a po box. And blam problem solved. Even if the box isn't big enough you aren't order huge bulk? Go sign for your package and enjoy weed via usps :)


[5 Points] cheapcab:

What a fucking stupid plan.

I say go for it since you came here for validation and not real advice.


[3 Points] Danksalmon:

Just don’t bother kid.


[2 Points] DickCheeseKillah:

Lol so your neighbor is fine with your retarded plan but not getting it sent USPS like everyone does ? Sounds stupid as fuck. Was it Budcentral who burned your drop over a gram of weed ? Fedex is a really bad idea to use. I'm sure you will get away with it for awhile if the stealth is good. The thing is tho they can check your pack anytime if they suspect anything. Using FedEx is a federal express right to jail


[1 Points] BassNet:

Let me guess, you live in a fraternity house? Just know that if the package is a big enough amount and it's seized, they may get a search warrant and bust down the door. The plan is good but getting a PO box is better.


[1 Points] elfer90:

people actually sell on instagram? lol


[1 Points] Loud_Mouths:

When the success of your plan hinges on “probably not getting convicted” and having everyone chip in for legal fees (which, lol, they will not do) maybe it’s time for a new plan.

Seriously, I’ve been around since SR1 and I’ve never seen someone create a plan in which getting charged was okay because the chances of getting convicted are super low. Do you not realize how disruptive to your life it is just to be charged with a crime?

Who is your neighbor? Will he also receive my shipments of meth? I promise to tell the police it’s actually mine if they find out.

If you can find a friend to commit to such a dumb plan (in which they’d “probs” be the one catching a charge) surely you can find a friend without a burned address who will receive your package for you.

Edit: are you actually the neighbor??