Moronic Monday - it's your weekly stupid questions thread!

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Comments


[8 Points] deepweb_burner:

If I were to have purchases delivered to a PO box instead of a home address, does that do anything to prevent LE from getting a warrant to search your home? I know each situation is different so it won't be the same across the board, but I'm just curious if it could at least add a little more protection.


[9 Points] H0dI:

how do I upload a potato


[7 Points] None:

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[3 Points] Xraptorx:

Quick question the stores in my area have stopped selling vanilla visa reloads. How am I supposed to turn my cash into btc now without doing a bank deposit?


[4 Points] axonsystem:

While browsing the darknet I've seen many different PayPal and credit card sales pages. Are these really legit? It seems too good to be true.


[4 Points] tybob123:

So I recently bought an O-pen and got a couple pre-filled cartridges online. The oil (or PG, whatever it is) was good quality, got me high but the cartridges continue continued to leak so bad right out of where the thread connect that both were empty within a day.

My question is, were these just crappy quality cartridges or am I missing something about sealing it correctly?

Thanks for any help in advance.


[6 Points] Rawr24dinosawr:

What do you guys think of the Deep Web movie thats coming out?


[3 Points] None:

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[5 Points] None:

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[2 Points] Sparkler11:

This one has been bugging me for a while. I see all these reviews of Meth and wonder this: is the meth people get on the DNM like "cleaner" persay than the stuff hillbillies make in their cars outside of Walgreens? I guess what I am asking is are the long term effects that you see (those before and after mugshots of people being the drug a while) the same with all meth or is it better for you?


[5 Points] jimbab:

Is Deep Market legit? The prices are super low with free postage so it seems a bit too good to be true and I can't find any reviews or information about the site.


[4 Points] None:

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[5 Points] bigbox33:

Does anyone know of any overnight/express LSD dealers on either evolution or Agora trying to get around 25+ tabs in before the weekend.


[3 Points] Scowlly:

I know this may seem stupid to ask, but how do some of the big drug dealers get caught if the purpose of online drug dealing is to minimize the risk then how do the get caught, especially if they well secure themselves on the net. Is it an outside source (not on the internet e.g their supplier) and if they were to manufacture the product themselves would it pose a greater or lower risk if done right? I don't participate in this DNM stuff, but I just found it curious after reading a AMA about a drug dealer on silk road, saying how he made over $1mil in a year, I've read the threads on these forums and come to see that most dealers only get 100-500 transactions a year, that has to be $10k-$2k per transaction to make $1mil, excluding the price of fees and product cost, which would account for much more. So how do these drug dealers make $1mil+ per year, and if not that then how much?


[4 Points] ShulginsCat:

Is this the beginning of the end?


[3 Points] 2footjunkie:

Today I made an order (LSD; UK to UK) and have just realised I may have put the wrong post code (Last two digits are wrong). How much of a problem is this and also is there anyway for me to check if I did put the wrong post code?


[3 Points] UnKaveh:

How do I start finding vendors and/or information? Is there some secret directory or dark net version of google? I feel really stupid asking this question but I really don't know where to start in this regard.


[3 Points] weaboowhohate:

hate to be this guy but... how do i not suck at buying drugs online im using tails and shit but im not there yet kinda just a huge noob. would really apreciate like a collection of links and advice for shit youve found well put together. kinda confused on pgp/ verifying tails / the big bad nsa and above all how do i keep from giving myself away inadvertantly


[2 Points] 1234567as1:

Can someone with more experience then I check out shadowbit rn, I think I just got scammed because my money is gone.


[2 Points] None:

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[2 Points] Jeyjeyishere:

Is it necessary using PGP when messaging a vendor other than for address purposes?


[2 Points] horsedograddishcave:

I've been loyal to SR every time i used DNM, but now it's long gone and I'm strivin' for some divin'. I can see a multitude of markets out there. Are any of them specialised in type of products or location?

I'm looking for shrooms or acid from Europe. On SR I had a favorite vendor - ZenGarden. Anyone seen him around other markets?


[2 Points] None:

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[2 Points] telltaleme:

so I made my first buy, on evo and it says processing. will the next thing it'll show be shipping? I can't tell if the vendor has seen my order or what.


[2 Points] FuhShizzleMyNizzle:

which market is the best/most popular?


[2 Points] 27hs7gk09x:

I am not clear on what the best setup is for a starting vendor regarding TAILS.

Jolly Roger runs VM off a USB and in that VM he runs TAILS. TAILS website says it is not recommended to run TAILS in a VM. They must mean installing a VM directly on your machine to run TAILS is not recommended, right? If it runs from a USB is it ok? How about a micro SD with a USB connection?


[2 Points] None:

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[2 Points] MTLSPX:

What is the most secure way to upload photos of product? Completely anonymous and stripping all metadata?


[2 Points] exileofmordor:

Tails Universal access wher is the magnifier in Tails? I have been using Wheezy for a while. Just stepped up to tails. Cant find this tool.


[2 Points] None:

Is the jury out on whether home delivery or PO box is safer?


[2 Points] MTLSPX:

Any good information on setting up a VPN with TAILS?


[2 Points] DNMpeyote:

TheLemonadeStand - Anyone else order to Canada? How long did it take?

I've been waiting on a couple packs from him for 2+ weeks, starting to worry


[1 Points] None:

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[1 Points] None:

I was wondering if anyone ever purchased cigarettes on Evolution, and if you did, from who and for how much?


[1 Points] Sparkler11:

Where the heck have the Agora Forums ran off to?


[1 Points] None:

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[1 Points] Totally_not_a_TAA:

What's the standard minimal shipping size of the following goods. Bud, Hash, wax/shatter, medicated edibles, adderall.


[1 Points] somedudefromerlange:

how does this work? i'm in germany and never tried buying stuff online


[1 Points] None:

Okay, so whenever I buy from coinbase and send my coins off into the ether, I always attach a little optional note, usually something like

Happy Valentine's Day love <3

or

This should come in handy for your trip to Barcelona! :)

or

College Tuition Fund

or whatever. Not sure how I'm going to make this into a question, but I feel it's moronic enough to belong here.


[1 Points] prizm_kingbopped:

Best DMT Vendor? I love a little yellow Vendor/Market plesae


[0 Points] ta466466:

So a lot of people are selling PayPal MyCash cards, and I want to know the best way to buy these and cash them in.

If you just add to you account and then withdraw to your bank, this is a huge red flag and will get your paypal account shut down. So you need to make a few paypal accounts, load the mycash, then send the money to a different account.

I can easily sign up for paypal with different names/addresses, but to load the mycash you need to verify a DOB/SSN. What's the best place to get dumps of valid name/address/dob/ssn?


[0 Points] Bench238:

How would I go about selling a pound or more of MMJ in the boulder area?


[-1 Points] JOppenheimer:

Do the Amazon refund services really work?


[-5 Points] exileofmordor:

If you smoke shwag, can I sell you the ass I have left over? I will guarantee you get higher from my scraps than you get off that Mexican shit.