[Vendor Review] TheoryOfHarmony - 250pk 2mg Xanax (hulks)

Vendor Name/Marketplace: TheoryOfHarmony / AlphaBay
Product/s reviewed: 250x 2mg Xanax (hulks)
International?: USA domestic
Vendor requires FE?: No
Price before shipping: $200
Shipping cost: $7
Customer Service:
[X]+5 Superb: Polite, prompt, ensures satisfaction
[ ]+4 Good: Professional, exhibits customer care
[ ]+3 Satisfactory: Adequate responses, resolved issue
[ ]+2 Marginal: Subpar communication, partial resolution
[ ]+1 Bad: Poor communication, no resolution
[ ]+0 Awful: Abusive responses, no resolution
Product Quality:
[X]+5 Highest purity - highly potent
[ ]+4 Mostly pure - potent
[ ]+3 Minor cut or impurity - strong
[ ]+2 Cut and/or impure - medium to weak
[ ]+1 Almost entirely cut - very weak
[ ]+0 Possibly bunk - no effect
Processing Speed:
[X]+5 Processed & marked shipped in 24hrs
[ ]+4 Processed & marked shipped in 48 hrs
[ ]+3 Processed & marked shipped in 72 hrs
[ ]+2 Package is late
[ ]+1 Package is very late
[ ]+0 Never received package
Price Value:
[X]+5 Excellent - great value & low cost
[ ]+4 Moderate - worthy value & fair cost
[ ]+3 At-market - neither good nor bad
[ ]+2 Below-market - so-so value, high cost
[ ]+1 Exorbitant - low value, excessive cost
[ ]+0 Rip-off - little-to-no value, unjustified cost
Stealth & OpSec:
[X]+1 Vacuum-sealed
[X]+1 Mylar/non-porous container
[ ]+1 Decoy/misdirection
[X]+1 Low package profile
[X]+1 Good OpSec/PGP
TOTAL: (96%)

The other night I was drunk and impatient and needed an order of hulks. I messages a bunch of top-notch vendors but none responded quickly enough to satisfy my drunken expectations, so I eventually settled with ToH on AlphaBay. God damnit, I am glad I did. Nice fucking presses, nice shipping and overall a delicious transaction. Will be doing future business with ToH.

Pic:

http://anony.ws/image/JT3y


Comments


[3 Points] TheoryOfHarmony:

Thanks for the reviews. I'd like to point out that the price is actually $200.


[3 Points] BaronKing:

Goddamn bro did you use a 4k camera for those pics?? Amazing quality! TL;DR I'm high af, so that might be altering my vision.


[1 Points] ag0risthooawayyfoe:

Why so many downvotes...?


[1 Points] None:

ill take them