Story time: the time i was on 5gs of shrooms and swat pulls up

ok so before I start im gonna warn you guys i suck at typing with punctuation so if you dont want to read close the tab now i will try to break it into parts so its easy to read

This is the time i was on 5gs of penis envys and swat showed up at my house the day my back was landing

it was a quite morning like any other. I had recently ingested about 5gs of penis envy and was on the comedown im sitting there playing some xbox when I hear someone pulling in so I glance out my window and what do I see

mother fucking 8 cop cars pulling in with like 4 more behind them..... at this point im shitting bricks so i power down all my pc's (encrypted) and start flushing the other 23 grams of shrooms down my toilet as im doing this my mind is racing as to what fuckup in opsec has caused me to be destined to anal with big bob

i glance out the window in my panic and see none other than about 20 cops all suited out with there guns out and swat uniforms on not to mention the fact that i had a pack landing today but I digress they come to my door ik because I could smell the bacon and what else do these fuckers want

hello sir do you know mr laffy taffy yes where does he live, I think down that way and there they go off on foot to get this mother fucker then they escort him back to there car and leave so i sit down and try to contemplate as to what the fuck I did to deserve this heart attack that was my story hope some of you got a laugh

tdlr; pack was landing, was on 5gs of shrooms ,swat showed up ,flushed 23 grams,God damn laffy taffy


Comments


[8 Points] StillUseless:

So, a twenty man swat team came to your house to ask where someone else lives?

Odd.


[6 Points] None:

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[7 Points] StillUseless:

Dude, what are you talking about? How did I pick apart your story? Do you not think it's odd?


[-5 Points] throwaway_2895:

ffs i tried to give people a laugh and all reddit wants to do is pick apart a story what do i have to gain by posting this as a lie oh yea thats right (comment karma) we should get vendor bbmc in here so we can take this to a new level of lies <3