Imagine this pulling up to deliver your mail
[17 Points] RosyPalm:
[15 Points] None:
I'd shit myself. Especially if a buff-ass "postal worker" came out with my package, accompanied by 2-3 other "postal workers," lol.
[13 Points] Cabannis:
I started sweating just imagining it. Fuck. That.
[6 Points] Remtrex:
Why are people on the dn more appealing than people in my life? Ive been on here 30 seconds today and already I cant stop laughing! Yes shitjelly, YES!!!!!!
[4 Points] None:
"AAWWW SHEYYT NIGGER" then I run off the porch full sprint into the woods where I hide for 8 hours.
[3 Points] None:
This is a great read, it is from an LE training book!!! Always wipe your laptop with BleachBit & i use VeraCrypt to encrypt my hard drive!!! Remember, you KNOW nothing!!!!
https://www.reddit.com/r/DarkNetMarkets/comments/3bnihu/how_to_avoid_a_controlled_delivery/
[2 Points] fauxdadoughhoe:
I would be glad installed the 7.46 Ounces of C-4 attached to a remote detonator and buried underneath the mail box that can be activated via iPhone running Debian running tails running Linux running virtual box thats emulating an iphone
[1 Points] None:
Gather all evidence near the toilet and wait by the handle.
I'm curious if they could charge you with destruction of evidence for that.
[1 Points] cryptocreepo:
Reminds me of that "Brooklyn 99" TV episode where they had to deal with the Postal Police:
[1 Points] druggieslut:
Lmao I drive a dark colored grand Marquis. It is so fucking irritating on the highway, everyone thinks its a cop car and shit. Kinda funny, yet irritating as hell.
And to think I actually was wanting to get a crown Vic police interceptor. Lmao....
[1 Points] Valoryc:
Time to pull out the AK.
[1 Points] Hank_Vendor:
what mail? shhhhit I don't even live here. god damn, where the hell is my house. im never drinking peach schnapps again
[-1 Points] None:
At that point, I'd just suicide bomb killing both me and the cops arresting me shouting ATHEISM AKBAR!!!
"It's got a cop motor, a 440-cubic-inch plant. It's got cop tires, cop suspension, cop shocks. It's a model made before catalytic converters so it'll run good on regular gas."