Homemade gifts for Ross?

I'm sure we've all heard about the sentence handed down to Ross. I was thinking to cheer him up we can make him some homemade goodies to keep in his cell. Some things I was thinking we can make are macroni necklaces, crazy cool posters, tye-dye t-shirts, personalized foam fingers and perhaps even some paper mache. Let me know what you guys think. I could even set up a GoFundMe for the supplies.


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[10 Points] None:

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[8 Points] Trappy_Pandora:

You know he can't accept gifts right? Please, just write him letters.


[5 Points] footlockervip:

yeah that will cheer him up, some macaroni necklaces. your girlfriend must love you around christmas time.

just gonna make a wild assumption here...you have no idea how prison works.


[4 Points] 99999999999999999989:

Macaroni necklaces? He was handed double life without parole, not 'you can't go outside and play today'. Good lord. You have to be a troll.


[3 Points] StillNotLovingLE:

I'll have this subreddit know that I will write an Email to him offering to have jail sex with him. (Avarage looking young woman)

Take that for a homemade gift!


[3 Points] None:

He can't have nor would he want any of that shit. Send him letters, possibly books if allowed.


[2 Points] jeffeulogy:

Books are about the only thing you can send an inmate and they have to be mailed by a major retailer or publisher. Every time I've been locked up books are what made it bearable and prison libraries will never let you check enough out. If you really want to do something nice for the guy write him and ask if there's anything he wants to read


[1 Points] TheGateKeepah:

I may, or may not, have many associates/family members doing time in the pokey. The money or gifts (what little they CAN receive) don't mean shit to them. Letters though, contact to the outside, the fact that you're just thinking about them, that's what fucking counts. If you think you feel like shit when your drop doesn't hit your PO box, try being that guy that doesn't get shit in his mail slot for a year plus, and all he wants is a measly letter from his aunt Sally.

Drop Ross a no bullshit letter, be real with him, and let him know that he has an entire community to reach out to when he needs an outside ear.


[1 Points] lonelythrowitawa:

hey i just moved and my room is all whit n borig dont no anybody hear been kind of lonely maybe little depress

could i toss u some BTC and u can make me some of that shit for me room and ship to me?

Let me know how much u would want for a marcooni neklance and the foam fingers .. maybe u could even surprse me with a random items every month for a some amount of coin to pay then u ship me every month like a substripitio

thank OH and great idea too i think ross will love to put up cool posters and stuff in his cell to keep him smiling , he could even hang the tie die ont he wall for another poster! I also though maybe u could crotchet a toilet seat cover for him - and me - he he he

thank you


[1 Points] Battyhole:

You know...

What if a store opened on Amazon..

Selling books about prison rape

But these books were filled with messages/phone credit

Then the store decided to have orders fulfilled by Anazon...


[0 Points] bignaturalthrowaways:

I think you ought to make him a fleshlight that is molded perfectly to fit in his rectum, save the guy some wear and tear