Any tutorials on how to do the Tor thing, how to buy crypto without revealing my identity, how to buy goods and have it posted to my address without my identity being revealed. I don't get how this whole thing works but my weed dealer is probably in jail so idk I need a new supplier
Take a look at /r/DarkNetMarketsNoobs and feel free to ask around there if you come across something you don't understand. There are many guides to read.
If anybody PMs you offering to help, don't even respond.
You may find the DNM Superlist helpful (https://www.reddit.com/r/DNMSuperlist/wiki/superlist).