Vendor Review: JunkieJesus / Valhalla / 1G Crystal Meth (pics)

Details
Vendor: [JunkieJesus]
Market: [Valhalla]
Product: [1G crystal meth]
Shipped from: [USA]
Shipped to: [USA]
Required FE: [NO]
Vacuum Sealed: [Maybe? Multiple layers, innermost sealed pretty tightly. Not sure how to tell a vacuum seal?]
Decoy: [YES, and clever! I smiled when I saw it.]
Handwriting: [NO]
Rating
Communication: [10] / 10 - He's really great about this. I usually got a response within a few hours, never took longer than 1 day.
Stealth: [10] / 10 If straight-edge roomie opened my mail by mistake it would not have been a problem. No handwriting, looked like a legit business.
Shipping time: [10] / 10 Vendor shipped very fast. There was a delay due to memorial day weekend and USPS being lame. Upon messaging he promptly provided tracking info proving all this.
Price value: [10] / 10 Paid $64 for the gram and do not feel ripped off. If I'd been willing to go with a NO FE listing it would have been cheaper, but I don't do that with vendors I haven't come to trust and honestly you shouldn't either.
Aesthetics: [10] / 10 Pretty sparkly crystals.There was one really big crystal and the rest were smaller with plenty of shake. But I don't tend to expect giant shards when buying small amounts like this.
Weight: [10] / 10? I didn't have a digital scale to use so I don't think it's fair to give a score here. My suspicion is that it was overweight.
Quality: [10] / 10 I've been tweaking all weekend on the stuff and could not be more satisfied. I don't have any way to prove it though, as I don't have testing kits on hand. I choose to snort meth rather than smoke it, so I can't talk about how it melts or anything. Burns when I snort it. Cuz... y'know, it's meth.
Transaction: [10] / 10 even though he had ready proof that the shipping delay was not his fault, he said if I reminded him of the USPS delay he would tack on an extra half gram to my next purchase if I went through him again, just wanting to make sure that new customers had a good experience in spite of USPS fuckups. Can't say for sure if he will make good on this, but it was a super nice gesture that I will gladly take him up on.
Vendor: [10] / 10
Drug: [10] / 10
TOTAL SCORE: [100] / 100

Sorry to go all 10s, I know it probably makes this review look super fake but I literally can't think of anything I wish had been done differently.

Pics, anyone?

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NOTE: These are not pics of what it looked like when I received it, I forgot to take any when I first got it. Whups. So what you see here is what I have left after a weekend of moderate tweaking. I did save the biggest crystal, so I'm glad I still have that to show off! The rest shown here was a lot chunkier than this but I crushed it up real fine for easier bumping.

Alright, I know, I know... some of you probably only clicked on this in your rush to come at me like "OMG KNOWN SCAMMER!!!" And, yeah. I know all about his damaged rep. That's actually the main reason I felt compelled to write this review, because I did my pre-purchase research and was thiiiis close not to buying. Why? Because I read a bunch of hate right here on DNM about some of the stuff that went down with this guy on nuke and alphabay.

Anyway, I know a bunch of people won't believe me no matter what I say. Plenty of you are going to assume that I am just another shill account being paid or whatever, but there's nothing I can do about that. But if you care to listen, I have decided he is legit. People who had dealt with him more recently on Valhalla were singing his praises, and he's been doing regular business there for a while now with only positive reviews. And really, why WOULD an exit scammer go on using the same handle he used previously to consciously scam people? It makes zero sense. So I decided to send him a message and straight up ask him what went down. He replied very promptly and explained his side of things, and essential it was never an exit scam. Mistakes were made, there were outside circumstances with sourcing, and once shit got sorted he made it right with as many people as he could still reach. But that's not easy when you have been abruptly banned from the sites which were your only method of communicating with buyers. Everyone's working so hard to stay anonymous, you know?

You'll have to talk to him yourself if you want to know any more about the "exit scammer" drama. If you feel that you personally have been ripped off, maybe go there and try talking to him? I was so wary of being scammed, but now I'm glad I gave it a shot. He didn't ask for this, doesn't even know I'm writing it... but it just went so well that I thought he deserved this review.

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Comments


[2 Points] Sandstormguy123:

the 10/10 on weight when you couldn't really give it a score just makes it look fishy but nice review, a lot of effort put in


[1 Points] Jjjsawyer:

JunkieJesus is legit and has some fire shards in my experience.

One of the few vendors I've ever FE'do for in fact. Never had a problem, always been more than happy with my orders.