Rare product inquiry ;3

So not entirely a shit post i do actually have a very sore anus, but ive had a hemorrhoid for a long while and am really tired of my ass bleeding, oh and the itch fuck that amazing uncontrollable itch.

Anyways i need some prescription cream, and i dont want any doctor poking in and around my anus. I dont know of many chick doctors around otherwise id be there in a heart beat ;). Anyways tdlr help me not bleed out of my ass anymore. Wiping is so painful now too :(


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[19 Points] whoiiinvitedthisguy:

Get the fuck out of here and go to a doctor

EDIT: Dumbass


[8 Points] None:

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[3 Points] None:

Your fuckin weird


[2 Points] l-Agonist-l:

You know we have a sub for this. /r/askdocs

Registered practical nurse here. By what you're describing, I reckon you have hemorrhoids - luckily for you, you don't need to browse the darknet for MDMA boofing (the trade secret to getting rid of them instantly) /s before you go do something completely stupid.

Go to your local drug store, look for anusol. Stick that tube up ya ass and squeeze.

Seriously though, grow the fuck up and see a medical professional if you have a problem. I can guarantee you we don't want our fingers anywhere near your poop chute.


[1 Points] nomorebullshittt:

So not entirely a shit post

false