Does anybody here have experience bringing drugs on a domestic flight?

I know this question has been asked time and time again but the question is usually not about others' experiences, which results in a lot of conflicting, misguided answers. So I ask, have you brought illegal drugs on a plane? Do you look like a sketchy dude/girl?

I'm asking because I'm going on a plane on the 30th to celebrate New Years Eve in Florida (US to US) and have some pre-capped MDMA. Does the TSA ever give a shit? I'm assuming I'd get a free pass because (check my privilege) I look like a nerdy 14 year old and I'm not black, Latino or Muslim. Your experience?


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[7 Points] dasdatsherm:

Blotter is easy (I've taken LSD and Xanax)

Powders are pretty easy too. Go to your local pharmacy like walgreens or CVS and buy a bottle of 5-HTP or any other clear-capsule OTC supplement. Put your powders in clear capsules, then into the 5-HTP bottle. The end.

Once again, it should be said that the TSA doesn't even care about drugs.

I mean, I don't know about you, but pretty much every time I fly, the agents are in one of two modes:

  1. Angrily yelling the rules that everyone is scared shitless of and strictly following (I recall this one shithead exclaimed "COME ON YOU GUYS JESUS CHRIST IT'S NOT THAT HARD"), while simply being too fucking stupid to realize that the line is moving slowly because bags can only be pushed through the X-ray at a certain rate, causing a bottleneck (see: "EXCUSE ME SIR STAY WITH YOUR BAG AND PUSH IT IN!")

  2. Acting like middle school friends amongst the other TSA agents when they're not in mode #1, just constantly joking around.

they're not exactly an intimidating bunch IMO


[6 Points] trynakick:

TSA doesn't care. Put the pills in a bottle of vitamins, pain relievers and don't worry about it.


[5 Points] None:

one time I thought up some pretty clever x-ray/smell-proof stealth for like 1.5g of meth. after I went through the shit, they asked me to step off to the side so they could check my stuff. I was spun at the time, and obviously nervous as fuck, contemplated ditching the 1.5g stash (though in retrospect I dont know how they would have found it anyway) as we walked off to this little cubicle. didn,t do it ultimately, just thought - fuck it I'm good. was also worried about being seen trashing something, in which case I'd surely be fucked.

so they brought a cop into the small little room, and he waited there. they asked if they could go through my backpack (the TSA not the cop, he was just there). did a totally half assed search, swabbed my laptop with a used maxipad, and told me I was good.

got thruogh totally fine. went to the terminal, and took my headphones out. at the time, I had a habit of constantly moving my main stash cause I lived with scum junkie roommates who'd pocket my gear in a second if they found it. anyway, while sitting in the terminal of the airport, after getting through security, realized I had about 11g of meth in my headphones case, not at all hidden, just in a ziploc bag. there is no doubt in my mind it was totally visibile on the X-Ray, but somehow, nobody investigated further.

goes to show they aren't REALLY looking for drugs, but nonetheless, scared the shit out of me. if I would have gotten caught, I'd have been fucked so, so, so bad. like 13 or so grams. railed some meth at cruising altitude though. the flight attendant was this hot redhead who kept making dick jokes on the intercom thing. and I also got a ton of free alcohol in flight, somehow. wasn't first class or anything either. easily my most interesting airport experience.

anyway, I dont relly bring shit on the plane anymore. you can get away with it, but honestly, getting caught would be a fucking disaster. you are a million times better off mailing it. if you ARE gonna bring shit on the plane, stealth is a little different than DNM. don't fuck with anything excessively stinky, like weed or bulk concentrates. bonus points if you can incorporate MBB/vac bags into the stealth, but rest assured a fat black square on the x-ray (which is what thick mylar with show up as) WILL likely inspire some questions. your best bet is hiding it in plain sight.


[4 Points] SageHagoromo:

Well you can do this multiple ways you can do this and lucky for you, I've done it each of the ways I'm about to explain to you:

1) Purchase Rx label from 'namedeclined' -- He gives you 2 years worth of lables for whichever drug you want; one for each month. $60 when I bought it back on SR1 and I'll tell you it's saved my ass. I spent a single night in jail and have around 90 xanax in a bottle (you can use your own but he provides them too with the pharmacy you choose to purchase to get your label made from. That way you don't have a removable top that says Walgreens and a label that says Rite-Aid. It's $5 extra.

The fake scripts he made me for Xanax (benzo) and Adderall (amphetamine) allowed me to take them whenever I wanted without "legitimately pissing dirty." Bring the bottle in once, show your officer and you can fail for whatever drug your label states. They do not confirm with doctors.

2) I went to Canada with a vacuum sealed bag of some of the highest top shelf weed (Barney's Farm LSD) fresh from Silk Road 1, only sealed in 1 vacuum sealed bag. **I thought I was going to smoke before I left my flight but didn't so I was left with 1 layer of protection which still hid the smell flawlessly) vacuum sealed bags and put it in one of my pants leg and folded my clothes nicely. Mind that it was 2 ounces. TSA is the easy part. Now onto screening...

Screening:

I was very nervous and was about to throw away the 2 ounces thinking 1-3 years in jail isn't worth it. And being an adult, it's no slap on the wrist. I took my chances. I went through the scanner. Doing the routine: laptop out, take off shoes, all metals, etc... I go in the machine, my body scans clean and I come out the other side. The lady off the bat said my cologne had too many fluid oz so no worries there, I let her discard it. Home sweet home.

For stories sake, I boarded my plan to Toronto. Let's keep in mind people: **during this trip to meet a buddy who lives there, I went with 4k cash in a Galaxy S4 box, 2 fake IDs (only used at bars + I make them), my real ID (which I never ended up using their nor back (lol) and a ONE-WAY ticket from the US to Canada.

I arrive at Toronto International. And line was short for customs. It went like this: Man: Passport and what's the purpose of your visit? Me I'm here to visit a friend of mine who I met on Xbox Live when I was much younger. Man Why is it a one-way ticket? Me It's an indefinite visit. I'm an adult so I want to take my time for about 2 weeks and see if this can be a suitable place for my family and I to potentially start here and raise our kids here. That is, Canada's standards are as good I hear they are.

Man I really hope you enjoy your visit sir, and it's an amazing place. You must check Niagara Falls! He was actually happy/excited at this moment.

I am now in Canada smuggling 2 ounces of weed, 75 Xanax, and 30 Vyvanse. Those who don't know, Vyvanse is a stronger Adderall. In my opinion. But everyone is different. If we all tried Adderall one day, and Vyvanse the next, I'd bet top dollar Vyvanse would win. But that's nor here or there.

I get an Uber from Toronto to Ontario and my buddy says with absolute joy, "look what I've been saving for you." As he's saying that I'm unloading my clothes and smirk and say, "look what I brought for Canada. It's a gift for all of us and your buddy's." His jaw dropped.

I can keep going. I am currently on 140mg Vyvanse .

TL;DR / Side Note: When I travel I ONLY bring a single carry on bag and dress with khakis and a polo tucked in as well as my backpack which holds my laptop, toothbrush, mouse, and keyboard. Some phone chargers too. The carry on is where my clothes and drugs are.

If you're brining pre-capped MDMA capsules, put them in a melatonin or brain supplement bottle and put it in your carry on bag (not backback if you're brining one) and just walk right on through and enjoy your dope ass time man.

If you don't want to take the risk, mail it the day you're leaving for the airport to the house you're going (or hotel or wherever) with USPS overnight mail ($20 -- 24 hours delivery) or USPS priority mail ($5.60 -- 2-3 days delivery) but since your only going simply US to US you are fine brotha.

Fuckin' Vyvanse. I could've given you the answer to your question in 1-2 sentences if I read the part where you said you look nerdy and young.

I myself am from an area in the Middle East but being born in America and having flawless and clear English when I speak and smile with the TSA workers (which helps) I am still a somewhat light brown color.

Put the pills anywhere in your backpack or carry on luggage. Bagged or not, you're fine. And if all else fails, my buddy in FL sells BOMB MDMA. If you need to connect with him, let me know. We both sell on many different DNM's.

Good luck and holy damn, I felt like I typed up the answer to every possible contigency plan you could think of. I think my time here is done... so I'm going to... slowly... lea...


[2 Points] SmokenPotent:

Put it in your butt cheeks you'll probably be fine. Especially if your white. xD Not some stinky weed so you should be fine.


[1 Points] xanaxxanaxxanax:

Ooo man. Feels like Christmas


[1 Points] thebobbysimon:

So uh, any PERSONAL experiences?


[1 Points] Shill_Bill:

I took 10 Xanax and a few hits of acid on a domestic flight and my girl brought her pepper spray on accident. They didn't catch either one


[1 Points] None:

I've taken bars, ambien, and soma on domestic flights numerous times. I just stuff the pills in some OTC pill bottle and toss it in my checked luggage. Taking it through the xray in my carry on sketches me out. But I'd be pretty sketched out trying that with MDMA tbh since dogs sniff for that, but then again it would blend in with OTC pills easier.


[1 Points] Theeconomist1:

You'll be fine. They are pills. Tsa doesn't ask. Doesn't care. Powders may be an issue due to tsa thinking they are weapons but being capped you'll be fine. I've carried so many opioids on so many flights. Even internationally. I was even questioned rigorously Bc I brought a case of Gatorade with me on the flight and the Germans had never heard of Gatorade. They commented that I was bringing a lot of pills even! Lol. But a bomb scan later and I was on my way. I was bringing a DHITLOAD of pills too. 30 day trip to Europe. Take ambien. About 10 norcos a day. Plus an Oxy or two a day. Plus a shitload of vitamins. I was probably carrying close to a thousand pills internationally and they didn't bat an eye.

Domestic is absolutely no issue. I've travelled so much and have an opioid addiction. I use both pill bottles and those travel pill cases. You'll be fine.


[1 Points] None:

I've heard of people taping a baggie to their inner thigh. This was for paper acid though. Just an idea


[1 Points] DabloEscobarGavira:

I did it accidentally found a nug in the pocket of a jacket I hadn't worn in a while after I landed, there was some ish shake in there too, I ended up tossing it


[1 Points] BoxAddict:

Ive brought mdma, meth, and ketamine with me domestically on a few occasions. Usually the plan is to buy some cheap otc supplement that uses capsules. I like to just barely open the seal on the bottle, empty and refill the caps, drop them back in the bottle, and secure the lid over the protective seal. A few times i have taken pop rocks packs made a small tear, emptied and cleaned the bag, and either folded or taped it closed w/ items. Figured they look the same under x-ray. Fyi always keep in your carry on, id you're going to get fucked might as well know it right away!

Also took a ten strip on as a bookmark one time, but thats like the easiest to hide if you ask me.


[1 Points] Chardlz:

I have a bit bottle of CVS generic magnesium that I take when I roll but I use those caps for MDMA and just make a slight scratch on the outside of the pills so I know which ones are magnesium and which are mdma and I've flown to different festivals in the US probably like 10 times (there and back because I usually had molly left over since my friends rarely like to roll and I can't do an eight ball in a weekend) using that exact method and the only times I got taken to the side was so they could swab my shoes for bomb residue and throw out my big bottle of shampoo.


[1 Points] None:

I just flew domestic yesterday and took 50 edibles, a gram of wax, and a 10 strip of LSD through security. Hide it smart. They aren't looking for personal drugs.


[1 Points] globking:

I've brought concentrates with me a handful of times (domestic flights only though). Simply put it in a small piece of wax paper and flattened it as best as I could. Then vacuum sealed it and stuck it behind my credit cards in my wallet. Never had any issues.


[1 Points] Solubilityisfun:

Friend and I went on a weeklong break a few years back. Had an ounce of weed between us and were not willing to be dry at the destination. We agreed to each take 1/2 of the stash with. My friend opted to wrap it up good and strap it to the back of his nutsack.

It seemed to arouse some suspicious looks from people at times, especially on the plane, as he definitely smelled. But everyone just thought he blazed it up beforehand and no one gave a shit.

I was unwilling to walk it in on my person and opted to stash it in checked luggage. I used an old computer mouse and hollowed it out and screwed it back up. Put a keyboard in the bag with it and it worked flawlessly (my bag WAS searched randomly, a note was left stating so).

Was a domestic flight.


[1 Points] sdfhgdhjbdafcadv:

I used to bring a bunch of stamp bags of heroin on planes by popping out the inner piece of a CD case and putting one layer of bags in each disc. I could fit about a bundle per CD. Pretty sure that would have stood up to all but the most hardcore search. Same thing could work for any drug that's relatively flat, like blotters.

But like others have posted, no one is trying to bust you for carrying personal use amounts of drugs on a domestic flight. You'd have to really be trying to get busted for it.


[1 Points] None:

Even though the TSA doesn't do shit, they will fuck you in every single position. If they can. I had a backpack searched because I had toothpaste, when the TSA agent asked if there was anything sharp in the backpack I just responded with "i dunno." Let me just say that they went further into the backpack than I had ever gone...


[1 Points] TossThatBag:

What 50 other people have said:

TSA doesn't care about your (small amounts of) drugs, especially pre-capped Molly. Put it in a pill/medicine/vitamin bottle and you are solid.

DO NOT: Shove them up your ass, tape them to your armpit, try to super stealth them in a hidden compartment of something, etc. Put them in a bottle, put the bottle in your bag (preferably your carry-on since those aren't usually randomly searched like checked bags) and no one will even look twice at them.