[CommunityDiscussion] Anxiety on the day!! It sucks...

Does anyone know some ways to help my friend relax a little bit so his hearts not beating out of her chest when my friend goes to pick it up out of the mailbox? Thanks


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[24 Points] DNMShopper:

"his" hearts not beating out of "her" chest.

The SWIM is strong in this one.


[8 Points] None:

Dear SWIY.

SWIM suggests that your friend takes Valium. That way HE can relax when SHE saunters to the mailbox meat and two veg swinging between her legs as he goes.


[2 Points] None:

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[2 Points] Sparkler11:

It's not the way to the mailbox.. It's the damn wait for the postman to bring it.. Damn mail is 3 hours late!! Messes up my whole day. Always put the flag up on these types of days..

Which reminds me of the dude that one time that freaked out because he was suspicious of who was putting his flag up convincing himself it had to be LE.


[1 Points] None:

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[1 Points] Mw3Slut:

IMO if your friend is getting anxious wiring for the package to not order haha, but smoke a bowl or pop a Xanax or do both.


[1 Points] TheAshWahh:

Just pretend you have no idea what you're picking up


[1 Points] TripAddict:

"You ordered from a reliable vendor, if other people got their orders, then you will too. Don't worry about it. Wipe your computer"

That's assuming she ordered from a good vendor lolol


[1 Points] None:

Suck his dick