The subreddit been a lot more pleasant since he stopped spamming in every thread.
The general quality of discussion in most threads has improved a lot in the past week.
All in all, life is good right now.
Can we all take a moment to appreciate the lack of "Pelican" spam?
The subreddit been a lot more pleasant since he stopped spamming in every thread.
The general quality of discussion in most threads has improved a lot in the past week.
All in all, life is good right now.
[35 Points] jackoass:
[34 Points] None:
I don't know why people really have a problem with him. He's personable, offers good products, decent prices, and when he's actively vending has quick communication. That's everything I want in a vendor.
I think there's a lot of unfounded speculation of scamming that no one actually has any proof for. It's stupid. I'm all for shunning scammers, but if you don't have proof... Shut the hell up.
I have zero issues with Pelican posting. Personally I think he's a great guy. What I do get tired of, if all these posts about Pelican. "He's a scammer" "He's Rex" "Fuck Pelican." All these threads are really what gets annoying, but him just posting is entertaining IMHO.
[14 Points] Darknettoker:
Good job dedicating a thread to him dipstick.
[10 Points] Vendor_BBMC:
I miss it.
You realize the irony of starting a pelican-related thread to express your relief at the lack of Pelican discussion, right? Its currently the second most popular thread. People can't get enough Pelican.
I'm in favor of full Pelicaniization of this sub. We vendors have a responsibility to talk our beaks off to counteract the half-baked ponderings of you non-professionals. You all have a lot to learn from the word of the bird, so open wide when he regurgitates liquid knowledge into your craw.
[7 Points] Letsdoallthedrugs:
He may be a good vendor but it's just annoying how his fans feel the need to summon him to threads that don't have anything to do with him. Then it becomes their circle jerk that takes over the thread and literally not him of value comes from it.
Have no issues with him posting, as some of his info is valuable, it's the people that ride his dick that annoy me. And having tried his products before, not ordered myself, I'm not sure what the big deal is. His MDMA was not close to as good as some other domestic I've had. And for what he charges, I wouldn't go through him for small or bulk.
People just like what's easy sometimes I guess. He makes it easy. I just laugh a little when I see threads praising his stealth and product. I can tell they haven't tried many vendors or they are shills, because it's over the top.
[4 Points] TheRealRocketship:
Most people running public-facing illegal businesses understand the value of discretion. You generally want the minimum amount of publicity that keeps your business running. So you should actually thank Pelican as he is taking the heat for the rest of us
[3 Points] SlappySpanBank:
Are you that hipster? I mean the guy does post a lot and he is popular around here. But him not posting actually makes you feel good? Lol
[3 Points] None:
crows are far superior to those shitbird pelicans.
[2 Points] speedfleek:
I was thinking the same thing while browsing last night, but didn't want to ruin a good thing.
[2 Points] None:
said Nanette_Manoir as they proceeded to create Pelican spam.
[2 Points] ReaganStarship:
He's out of stock, that's why
[1 Points] fuckmepelican:
People on this sub make themselves feel so good when they say something empowering over the internet.
[1 Points] None:
I like his posts. Fuck off
[1 Points] astridWinner:
QUAAAAAACK TEENS DICK DIKY TEENIES
[0 Points] None:
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[1 Points] trappy_AB:
cant a guy take a break from drug dealing for one day?
[1 Points] housemusik_luvr:
If that makes your life good... you must have a pretty shitty life..
[1 Points] TipTopHank:
you kind of miss the guy ;) ;)
[1 Points] RIP_Meth_9000:
Every damn post could always less Pelican spam,.....Every goddamn thread needs more METH SPAM......Bahahahahaq!!!! METH IS LIFE
[1 Points] DexOyama:
what happened to Pelican ?
[0 Points] None:
I don't have a problem with the guy. I think he is pretty funny and anytime I've talked to him he has been nice.
[0 Points] chewchewchews03:
Personally I miss seeing Pelican. He would've broken my lsd cherry but prolonged heat + tabs=no fun. Don't do drugs and forget your [light sensitive] drugs in a car....
SQUAAAKKKKK
[-1 Points] None:
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[-1 Points] thatskank:
I like Pelican's trolling...
[-1 Points] None:
Huh? You're an asshole.
[-2 Points] None:
Thank fuck for that.
His banter was average at best.
Go back to selling drugs u/Pelican_Vendor, we'll take care of the reviews.
<tinfoil hat>Maybe this is actually pelican posting and trying to get a feel for acceptance? </tinfoil hat>