PO left a note saying they are conducting a investigation...

I got a note from the PI saying that they: " The United States Postal Inspection Service is conducting an official Investigation. Please call Inspector Mr. Go to Jail Now at telephone number (ohf) uck - dude between the hours of burn house-move to Belize PM. In the event that the inspector is out when you call, please leave a telephone number where you can be reached, both days and evenings." What should I do guys? First, is my address burned? Second, should I hire a plumber to help with all the shit i just flushed down the toilet? Third, can I order more through that address? Im freaking out a little bit has anyone ever seen this before and lived to tell the tale? I have a lawyer on standby already and I already cleaned house and decided to lay low whats next? I would get one or 2 package every week to 2 weeks so I thought it was pretty safe... Thanks guys!


Comments


[17 Points] DarkKnight_1111:

I hate reading shit like this. Reminds me that what we are doing is very illegal and frowned upon by our loving government


[9 Points] AlabamaJesus:

My guess is you got popped by a dog (random search). You'd gotten through so many times that's the only reasonable explanation.

They know everyone uses fake id's or false (empty next door to them) addresses so much so that they don't even investigate they just send the letter you just got.

The PI knows no one is ever going to call - just clean up and have your lawyer's number memorized.


[4 Points] ranger49:

if they left you a note they aint doing shit. i would clean house and act ignorant. definitely dont order to your house again.


[3 Points] Bigbadjesuscyclops:

Why do people make posts about this continually? Are drug users really this devoid of common sense that they cant come up with the answers themselves? Let me walk you the fuck through this, come here, hold my hand, look both ways before crossing the street, and fucking pay attention.

  1. Get everything illegal out of your house immediately and keep it clean as a whistle for a few months.

  2. Your address is fucked, do not order there anymore. At all.

  3. Forget about everything except 1 & 2, dont under any circumstances call that fucking number, and go on with your daily life. You're not going to jail. Do you think if they planned on coming to arrest you, theyd send a letter warning you first? On paper you have done nothing illegal. They found drugs addressed to you, cool, thats not grounds to do anything but try to intimidate you into incriminating yourself. You're entirely, 100%, completely safe. They have no grounds to come and arrest you. They could get a search warrant for your place, probably (chances are they wont), but as long as you paid closed attention to me, and did step #1, youll be completely fine .

Got that? Now stop posting incriminating information off of an account linked to your IP address, delete this reddit account, and go outside and live your life.


[3 Points] None:

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[2 Points] d3emSt3rz:

First, is my address burned?

I'd say Yes

Second, should I hire a plumber to help with all the shit i just flushed down the toilet?

I'd go with No.

Third, can I order more through that address?

I'm going to defer to you on this one...

You know the answers already man.


[2 Points] MDMangel:

"AM I fucked"

Auto-mod says yes you are.


[2 Points] None:

International or domestic order?


[2 Points] parapalindrome:

Imma give you points for being funny in your post. Everyone else has pretty much already said what you need to hear.

I will add:

  1. If they were to raid your house, they'll find nothing and it'll make them look pretty silly. But they're not stupid (at least not that stupid). They already gave you a note and know your house will be clean. This seems like a warning shot to me. For god's sake they can't make you call that number...don't do it.

  2. If you don't possess any illegal substances, they're not going to have anything to charge you with. There's no proof that you ordered the product.

Edit: But you're probably on a list somewhere. You don't have to move to belize or anything, but don't look forward to a career in politics.


[1 Points] TheOpiateKing:

Lay low- you have done everything you can already. What were the contents of the package?


[1 Points] None:

Sure keep ordering to the same address!


[1 Points] diclazpg:

"Third, can I order more through that address?"

What the hell is wrong with you?

What have you been ordering? It is very unlikely that this is just in regards to your recent package. They've been watching.


[1 Points] crystaldust:

I'm going to give you some different advice than everybody else. Your being investigated ? For what ? I don't do anything wrong ? If your not doing anything wrong then why wouldn't you call the inspector back ? You have nothing to hide, nothing is out of the ordinary. The inspector wants to know why you keep getting packages from the west coast or something every week. You order something consumable, like a food product, or something perishable like in season fruit etc...

it doesn't matter what it is really just as long it explains the constant ordering. Ask your vendors if they will ship you some fresh local produce, or local candy product you can't buy where you live. like if your packages are coming from the new england, order humpty dumpty potato chips as those are not sold nation wide. give your vendors some extra coin for shipping you some bullshit fruit in the mail. the inspector investigates ? oh he gets fruit in the mail ?

they would have sent the cops to your house so you can probably relax and dry that weed out that was stuck in your toilet and smoke it now. some people collect love letters like badges of honor from customs. primarily people who order generic pharmaceuticals from India. they don't stop ordering so what they got ten letters now. your local postal inspector might not be as forgiving. point is to show your doing nothing wrong and your not afraid.

the postal inspector just expects you to get worried and stop doing what ever it is that he is investigating about. you will never know what that is unless you call. you don't have to admit to doing anything illegal ? he hasn't been building a case on you yet, if he was building a case on you and cataloging all the drugs you ship he wouldn't send you a letter.

only 2k of the 13k narcotic seizures the mail made in 2015 ended up being in arrest. so your one of the 11k people that maybe get caught and get away with it. bravo to you. the postal inspector can't stop you from receiving mail anymore. do i think its a good idea you continue to ship drugs to your house while under investigation. not really but i think you should continue you relationship with your vendors sending fruit packs and see what happens.

so your being investigated and your mail is being scrutinized possibly, the inspector has your mail delivery history so he knows to expect. your case will be open and then closed, your not going to i have your mail watched for the rest of the year. you think a postal inspector wants to waste a year of his life dealing with you ? no.

you have already cleaned your house, you got a lawyer. call the fucking guy and find out what the hell he wants or have your lawyer call. he isn't going to arrest you over the phone. if he says something you don't like end the conversation and say talk to your lawyer. if you call you will know what kind of shit your in, and if its safe to order again.

if you don't call like people are saying to do you will never know. its not like the inspector doesn't know your home address ? whats a fucking phone call, its just another number like your apartment number attached to you ?

look if you don't call and continue to order packs through the mail and the post inspector has to get up and drive how ever many fucking miles it is to you, he is going to be pissed and probably won't end up well for you. you don't wake the fire marshal up out of bed because you have too many people at your party and are over capacity and expect him to let the party go on. call him close the case party on, mix your shit up order bigger amounts so you have less orders rolling through the post ?


[1 Points] None:

I disagree with the flair here. It aint paranoia when they tell you theyre investigating you....


[1 Points] MO_Drugs:

HOLY FUCK! You are not being investigated - I repeat, YOU are not being investigated. Yes, most Postal employees have only a HS diploma but they are not stupid. You don't get a note like that if YOU are being investigated. They may have well added to the note: "So we are letting you know in advance so you can destroy any and all evidence we had".

If you had done a proper search you would have discovered that these notes are left when you may have information. They may be investigating a carrier they suspect is stealing mail. They may be investigating a neighbor they think is stealing mail. They may be investigating a carrier bit by Fido next door as part of the insurance claim/workman's comp. They may be investigating an incarnation of Bernie Madoff. Who knows? All that is certain is that they are NOT investigating you.


[1 Points] ravendarkh0lme:

Address is burned. But they aren't kicking your door in. You weren't worth it to them to kick your door down. So you got a free warning. Look for a new drop


[1 Points] Kottpnmouththree:

OP what was the outcome. Did you call to clear your good name?