With Halloween around the corner, I was remembering my parents always "checking" my candy. My mom would say " we have to see if anyone put drugs in the candy". Now that I am grown, where can I go trick-or-treating to find drugs in my candy?
Tricks or Treats
With Halloween around the corner, I was remembering my parents always "checking" my candy. My mom would say " we have to see if anyone put drugs in the candy". Now that I am grown, where can I go trick-or-treating to find drugs in my candy?
[14 Points] Hank_Vendor:
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[3 Points] Robot_BBMC:
My favorite Thai hooker is from Chiang Rai.
She has a neice who's a vet. Her dad wanted to send her to England "to make us some money" - in other words, fuck Brits till they pop at the brothel.
I have fairly flexible morals, but to me, pimping your daughter seems a bit iffy. Doesn't seem like the type of father who would tell his children to check their candy for dirty needles and rotavirus. Am I just being an out-of-touch old fuddy duddy?
She seemed to think it was a good way to recoup the tuition fees for uni, but occasionally I have to put my foot down and say "no". Would you be able to tell your daughter- "Stop crying. Get up those stairs, cocks don't just suck themselves! Ba!"
They love this tamarind candy in Thailand that is like a fruity tootsie roll. It is to die for.
The little buggers that trick or treat over here get Flake because their adverts make me randy. The older, smarter ones ask for Brighton Rocks and if they look like little devils of legal age I slip them a few shards of Black Magic being that it is All Hallow's Eve and all that jazz. I keep the Maltesers all for myself.
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[1 Points] Molly-Cyrus:
Now...If you get lucky, the worst you can hope for is finding a razor blade in your cocaine. (:P)
[1 Points] 2005C:
San Francisco, Castro.
[1 Points] DoctorBayThrowAway:
I dunno man, I'm kinda wondering what cops do with those kilos of coke they find, so the PD might be an option.
Just don't be black though.
Well, ive got more drugs than most, but my house will get you at best a slightly anooyed "sorry not today kids"
and at worst a "ill tell you what, im gonna give you kids some advice. See adult life is alot like trick or treating. You wait eagerly for what seems like eternity imagining how awesome all that candy will be. You dress up all nice, walk till your feet are sore , going door to door meeting people you don't like... Then whens all said and done you realise - YOU DONT GET NOTHING FREE IN THIS WORLD YOU LITTLE PRICKS - GET OF MY LAND"