Can anyone fill me in on why Pelican Vendor is mentioned so much around here?

https://www.reddit.com/r/DarkNetMarkets/search?q=pelican&sort=new&restrict_sr=on

6-7 Mentions just on Thread contents today already. Can't imagine how many comments are filled with mentions about Pelican.

edit: http://i.imgur.com/847pkeT.jpg


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[11 Points] kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk3:

He shitposts in just about every thread.


[7 Points] Goypride:

/complain about the number of Pelican's threads => /open a thread about pelican


[6 Points] Vendor_BBMC:

Well, you've just started a very strange thread on him. There's part of your answer.

Pelican is a vendor with a sense of humor. he was a bit dodgy (or "sketchy") when he first started out before Christmas, but I think this was just his age.

He's grown into the role of vendor. I felt like he might have exit scamming at the back of his mind at one time, but I think he's got a good relationship with his customers and they're like friends now.

Every good vendor goes through a period of being tested and finding his name over threads on reddit, it looks like its Pelican's time. Maybe he's upset one of the avenger mods or something, who knows.

The main thing is he sells good product, his customers aren't complaining, and he brightens this sub up. This sudden groundswell against him, I can't explain.

Everybody on reddit has an agenda, and real vendors seem to catch more flack than the scam ones. Close association with DNMavengers is a poison challice for a vendor, they were using his marketplace account for their fundraising.

There has been an unusual amount of comments the last day or two, and their tone has changed, which is indicative of the way the avengers "damn with faint praise" over an extended period.

The number of reviews goes up to more than one a DAY, plus an "overview" thread like this one.

I think you're sensitive enough to notice the upswing in comments, but haven't noticed their negative tone. There's a trolling afoot, and people don't troll themselves.

Pelivcan'll be alright if he keeps his head and remembers that what reddit thinks doesn't matter to customers. It only matters to the bad guys.


[4 Points] None:

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[3 Points] hyper_ion:

I haven't even bought from him and I just think it's because he hasn't screwed anyone over yet. So while it might look like shills I think it's really just good business at this point.


[0 Points] None:

Because he is an attention whore that spammed threads.


[2 Points] Chrondon420:

When EIC was a thing he always wanted the mods to rename it pelican chat. I once saw a potato for sale and a copy LoZ Majoras Mask. He is just a goofy as mofo.


[1 Points] UDGHT:

Because my daddy, lover and boss is popular! /u/pelican_vendor


[1 Points] dlayover123:

It's called subtle advertising, against the rules and the bird knows it, gets away with it. I can only assume this is why this was written: https://www.reddit.com/r/DarkNetMarkets/comments/4hlq6d/change_in_post_approvals/


[1 Points] Selectivescammer1:

what markets does Pelican vend on? i've never seen him, wouldn't mind checking out his lsd


[1 Points] Lucid_Enemy:

I'm pretty sure he's an ex vendor he has a striking resemblance to GWL in writing styles maybe GWL branched out.... No one is this weird/good at DNM jokes without having been here before.... For sure he's an ex poster here... As long as it's not topgear's US contact he's pretty cool


[1 Points] DefinitelyNotLegal:

he gave me free molly for showing my tits. 10/10, would recommend the bird.


[1 Points] Clix828:

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What is this?


[1 Points] None:

other vendors want his business?


[1 Points] undeadhead420:

what came first? the pelican or the vendor?


[1 Points] None:

The bird man fly in any weather


[-1 Points] DEA-VAN-024:

He's hilarious. Plus he offered to order me a pizza once when I was baked. It was too late tho so I made Nachos. Still 10/10 vendor


[0 Points] InTheDitch:

Cause he's very active on reddit and a good vendor.