US Vendor Review: PureMagic - Methamphetamine

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Vendor Name/Marketplace: Puremagic @ Dream
Product/s reviewed: ".5g Clear Crystal Meth / Ice"
International?: USA
Vendor requires FE?: No
Price before shipping: $50.00
Shipping cost: $0
Customer Service: pick one below
[x]+5 Superb: Polite, prompt, ensures satisfaction
[ ]+4 Good: Professional, exhibits customer care
[ ]+3 Satisfactory: Adequate responses, resolved issue
[ ]+2 Marginal: Subpar communication, partial resolution
[ ]+1 Bad: Poor communication, no resolution
[ ]+0 Awful: Abusive responses, no resolution
Product Quality: pick one below
[x]+5 Highest purity - highly potent
[ ]+4 Mostly pure - potent
[ ]+3 Minor cut or impurity - strong
[ ]+2 Cut and/or impure - medium to weak
[ ]+1 Almost entirely cut - very weak
[ ]+0 Possibly bunk - no effect
Processing Speed: pick one below
[x]+5 Processed & marked shipped in 24hrs
[ ]+4 Processed & marked shipped in 48 hrs
[ ]+3 Processed & marked shipped in 72 hrs
[ ]+2 Package is late
[ ]+1 Package is very late
[ ]+0 Never received package
Price Value: pick one below
[x]+5 Excellent - great value & low cost
[ ]+4 Moderate - worthy value & fair cost
[ ]+3 At-market - neither good nor bad
[ ]+2 Below-market - so-so value, high cost
[ ]+1 Exorbitant - low value, excessive cost
[ ]+0 Rip-off - little-to-no value, unjustified cost
Stealth & OpSec: check all that apply
[x]+1 Vacuum-sealed
[x]+1 Mylar/non-porous container
[ ]+1 Decoy/misdirection
[x]+1 Low package profile
[x]+1 Good OpSec/PGP
TOTAL: 19 for 96%

This is my second time ordering from this vendor and am completely pleased with the entire transaction. I screwed up on this order, I was encrypting my address with the incorrect key. This delayed everything, once I finally got my shit together and he got the correct address, he tossed in free overnight shipping. I never asked nor expected this.

 

As far as quality goes, I am feeling pretty damn good off of about 70 mg and I think that's saying something. As Today I ate 100 mg of Vyvanse. I was not expecting this pack to actually show up "next day". I haven't been able to smoke just yet so I cannot comment on that, only on insufflation.

 

Bag was overweight as well coming in at 0.774g. I will certainly do business with him again.

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Comments


[5 Points] RIP_Meth_9000:

Good meth is like the American Express card.....I never leaver home without it.......Meth Is Life.....Bashashaha!!!!


[2 Points] Darknettoker:

70mg and 100mg of vyvanse holy jebus you have a nice tolerance.


[1 Points] Vendor_BBMC:

You know that lawyer that montgomery burns always hires, with the round glasses? He asked me to say the following:-

"Objection. This clearly infringes on BBMC's seven-year old trademark on "Black Magic". My client Mr Red Book can clearly be seen sitting on the floor with Little Mix and some candles in this tribute video to the darknet's first luxury brand."

https://youtu.be/MkElfR_NPBI

"My client can be clearly seen crystal ballin' and keeping them up all night. "

"Please cease and desist. Black Magic is a trademark of the Brotherhood of British Meth chemists. They've got the recipe, and its a spell that can't be broken"

"My client, Mr Redbook, travelled back in time to co-write a song with Frank Sinatra, and also owns the trademarks to "Manic Mailman" and "Dinner Daaaawg" https://youtu.be/bymLrAXm5Qk

"If the court doesn't believe in Mr redBook's ability to traverse space/time, I advise the court to read the lyrics to the saaaawng, which he wrote at the Copa in las Vegas. This was after taking a bet from Sammy Davis Jr to see how many crystal meth references he could get into one recording by the Chairman of the Baaawd. The court rests, your honor"


[1 Points] hhayn:

.5g for $50 seems expensive