Sobering Up Sunday!

Now that you're sobering up from your DNM-fueled weekend, come tell us about your hijinks! A mod will give their favorite story each week a month of Reddit gold and a little something else which is a surprise! Winners may not disclose the surprise or they'll have it taken back. Curious what it is? You'll have to win to find out.


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[10 Points] dexed420N20:

Basically the only reason why we're sobering up: https://i.imgur.com/y8zCTpq.jpg


[8 Points] ShaggysGTI:

Buddies came by on Friday with some blow and we managed to somehow do none of it, instead dabbing on the couch watching Major Lazer.


[6 Points] g2n:

I had zero marijuanas. Coming down from the euphoria of a house of cards marathon.


[6 Points] None:

I had a truly FUCKED up weekend, so Friday night my wife and I anniversary was Friday night so we have had some really fucking lovely MDMA tucked away for just this particular night. Anywhoo, I got out of work and we both ate two 30mg oxys the M30 which is my favorite and then smoked a 12 inch Raw paper joint of a mix of sour d and BlackBerry kush. Twas lovely although the sour d wayyyy overtook the bbkush so that was all I could really taste. So we kicked it for a few and listened to some tunes while we were smoking and a bit after as well. Then we were pretty dam hungry so we got some takeout (Chinese) love dem crab Rangoons!!!!! So we ate and by this time night had fallin and we decided it was that time... So we dosed four capsules each 80mg a capsule basically trying to hit about 300mg a piece which is a dose that seems to get us where we want to be ha so anyway this is where it gets fucked up. We have another couple who lives with us and naturally after smoking a bunch of cigs and a bp of some purp sprinkled with keef and five little balls of hash rolled up and placed on top for good measure.. This was followed by one monster dab of some seriously gorgeous golden wax we had also procured for the occasion.. So by this point we are rolling fucking tits.

And tbh we just wanted to fuck...HOWEVER our place has some seriously thin walls and we border rooms with the other couple who are twice our age and we would have probably horrified them with our drug fueled fuckfest... So and looking back this was a rather poor decision.. I decided I could make the short seriously a 1/3 of a mile drive to this mountain right by our place, its beautiful and has a secluded parking area. Also it is home to over 1000 feral cats. Its like a stephen king backdrop just because all these cats are the EXACT same size. Many different colors but all roughly the same size and breed, it endlessly fascinates my wife whonloves cats, but it is freaky no joke they are behind every tree and lay around in packs and are generally justy everywhere I've never seen anything like it. Enough about the cats so we have a large SUV and decided the back seat would play host to our molly infused love making.. And boy was it ever. The thing is as many of you can attest as long as you have proper drinks which we did, well stocked with Gatorade and water, you can pretty much fuck like Superman for as long as your heart desires.. Or allows lol.

So anyway about an hour maybe an hour an fifteen mins in we here a sharp and loud crack! Crack! Crack! On the window. Which was so steamed up I couldn't see out of it but what I did see and very briefly I might add was a round beam of yellow light. This all happens in about three seconds and then the door which is not locked gets yanked open and wouldnt you know it but an officer of the law all by himself I might add is standing two feet away framed in the doorway as a shadow due to the flashlight in our face, (my wife is on top of me in the backseat like sitting up so her back is to the center console, think middle seat in the back or the "bitch" seat a.k a. Home of the friend who is lowest on the friend totem poll. So he obviously already knew what he was going to find so he barks " you have thirty seconds too be dressed and out of this car or I'm dragging you out" so in a complete fucking panic we get dressed and hop out. I still have the condom hanging onto my rapidly deflating wiener under my pants so uncomfortable.

So he asks for our I.d.s and we gave them to him, also I might add that all the lovley drug consumption happened before we came here so all we had with us was water and Gatorade and marb reds, so it didn't end up mattering as the vehicle was never searched because 5.8 seconds after handing over our I.d s to him he gets an all units respond robbery in progress Urgent message over his radio, he looks at me then my wife hands us back our I.d s says to us" this is government property its your lucky day I was going to take you in for public lewdness now get the fuck out of here and if I ever catch you up here again you will go to jail and that is a promise. " he gets in his car and screws off scattering frightened cats everywhere..

And my wife and I get in our car and shakily drive the quick ride home not daring too speak, breathing heavy and completely freaked out. We get home and look at each other and just burst out laughing not believing our good fortune... So in conclusion we popped one more and just spent the rest of the night talking or trying to, listening to music and smoking an unhealthy amount of cigs, plus a bit more lovley THC products. Anyway it was a great anniversary, definitely a hiccup or two but whoever is up there looking out for us decided we didn't need to go to jail on our anniversary. Lastly I want to give a major fucking shoutout to whoever decided to rob that store at that exact time. I don't know who you are but i hope you got away with some loot as long as u didn't hurt nobody, and bro you saved my nuts!! Literally. Oh yeah and in the adrenal!ine that followed the police encounter I forgot about the condom on my wiener until about 25 mins after I got back I went to piss did I see it clinging on for dear life only saved by the base ring hahahaha okay that's enough, memorable anniversary and if anyone took the time to read this.... Thank you!!!!😀😀😀


[4 Points] sharkbetfarkets:

Went a little bit overboard with the ket yesterday night, so i got to enjoy serious confusion and really terrible motor control... Holing is difficult yo


[3 Points] None:

Well the excessive MDMA use from Wednesday finally hit me yesterday... Worst nausea I've I've had in my life. Nothing I did helped. Threw up a few times, constant spins, painful body aches, the works. I ended up missing half of work yesterday. Pure MDMA is some serious stuff. Have a plan in place and be safe and smart when you're using. I thought I was in the clear since the couple days after we're fine. Wasn't until the the Saturday morning that it hit me.

Roll responsibly.


[3 Points] None:

Eating maraschino cherries to cope with my lack of drugs. I hope everybody had a great weekend.


[3 Points] rscowboy:

Stayed sober all weekend. Blasted through a g of rails during GoT.


[2 Points] TheOpiateKing:

Sober? Lol


[2 Points] the-chronic-diarrhea:

I went a bit overboard with 2-cb, GHB, ketamine and amphetamine yesterday. 'twas a fun night.


[2 Points] None:

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[2 Points] Mr_Mol:

.2 of kacikz mdma and a 12pck of beer on friday night at rave I was hustling at and 2 hits of NRP's L last night after a bottle of Honey Jack. Got 500+ coming tomorrow :)


[2 Points] Rdns:

sobering up sunday? more like turning up sunday CF brown sugar


[2 Points] SmokenPotent:

Had an amazing roll this weekend, bar to end the weekend, night folks!!


[1 Points] FagDamager:

best way to enjoy klonopin, xan or Valium with weed? when should I smoke and when should I consume the pill? empty stomach is advised right? and do I chew or swallow


[1 Points] None:

should i try cocaine?