Is This Drop Potentially Legit

I work at a in-patient facility and I'm given the mail of my clients in order to open and examine the contents (looking for non appropriate things) before informing and giving them the package.

So it got me thinking, why not use one of my client's names and establish a safe drop here that would have absolutely ZERO tie to me? (they are minors and there would be no ramifications for them on the off chance LE got involved and they have histories of drug problems; plus i buy small quantities and have never been caught after many purchases).

What could be the potential drawbacks of this idea?

Edit: You guys there is no way the kid could take the fall. I'm talking middle schoolers who get headphones through ups everyday.


Comments


[52 Points] RapperOnDrugs:

lol ordering to a rehab. fuckin do it


[45 Points] TheOpiateKing:

lol you're horrible


[16 Points] Atr0city--:

they are minors

Giving a felony record to rehab patients sounds twisted enough, then you add this part to it. You rotten glorious bastard.


[17 Points] SrslyNotACop:

Why? You don't need a drop because you order small amounts. The risk far outweighs the benefits. Just wait until the day your shift gets cancelled or you get sick....do not do this. There is no reason to over complicate your DNM purchasing.


[14 Points] young_k:

As "good" of an idea as this might be - I think this is incredibly immoral and if you're caught, don't expect any judge or DA to offer you any sort of leniency.

I think if a real LE investigation was put into this, it would also end up leading to you being looked at, as your are in charge of the mail - and no previous packages would be found to have been reported or delivered, they also probably will not notify you of the investigation, and see that multiple packs were attempted to be delivered and never a report written at your facility.

Either way, just my opinion, so consider all the aspects.


[3 Points] undeadhead420:

savage af bro, but it'd think it would work perfectly to be honest, just as long as where you open the mail there is no cameras recording you.


[3 Points] None:

Yea bad idea. Why add more variables to your equation


[2 Points] LeftCoastConnect:

Do you open up 100% of the mail?


[2 Points] None:

You explain that no kid can take the fall (because ?, kids get fucked over for drugs all the time) Problem is, if a package gets to the wrong person, every staff member is now under suspicion. You also have to deal with having product at your workplace.


[1 Points] adaptations_:

Sounds pretty good, honestly. But you couldn't let your 'client' take the fall if it ever came to that. If they got sweated by the police at all, beyond the intial questioning, I think you'd have to fess up, ethically.


[1 Points] speedfleek:

I would fully support your idea if they were adults, but you don't fuck with kids.


[1 Points] theycallmecandyman:

lol genius plan minus the kids part


[1 Points] Mynanasnortsket:

The potential drawback to me is that surely if you do find something discrediting in the mail your supposed to report that to another member of staff (Unless you have a senior position at said establishment) Otherwise people are going to realise that daily or every few days packs are delivered but going missing surely?


[1 Points] Clix828:

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What is this?


[1 Points] Lucid_Enemy:

So your going to exploit drug addicts that are minors to get your drugs.... Read that one out loud and then I'm gonna pull down my pants, and then I'm gonna need you to take that pouty mouth of yours and swallow up my balls. Now, they're big and hairy, especially the left one, so you're really gonna have to, I don't know, squish 'em up to get 'em inside there. You're probably gonna have to do one cheek at a time. But then, once they're all warm and snug in there, I want you to repeat your question to me as clearly as you can.


[1 Points] None:

Lol that is so shady


[1 Points] Ghost_421:

In theory this sounds awesome. But tbh, it's going to look odd that these people that usually never order parcels in the first place, are getting a huge influx in parcels being sent. There is alot of chances for error and investigations. IMO I would just stick with leaving the packs in your name being sent to your place.


[1 Points] thebigdawwg:

(they are minors and there would be no ramifications for them on the off chance LE got involved and they have histories of drug problems;

Funny for some reason, but ill see you in hell buddy.


[1 Points] None:

Moral? No. Genius? Yes


[1 Points] god_send:

Dude don't use their fucking names.

...Holy shit please don't


[1 Points] None:

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[1 Points] AndThenHeSays4:

It sounds crazy enough to work. If you are the only one inspecting the mail and there are no cameras or logs/audits of what's received then why not?


[1 Points] polaroidandroid1:

Best drop ever, if you think about it nuff you got yourself multiple drops right there haha


[1 Points] PurpleBeamz:

Do it, like you said as long as you order personol & nothing crazy no one should ever find out anyways.


[1 Points] None:

Does the mail get vetted whatsoever before you open it? Do you open %100 of the mail?

I mean to be honest I should say that you shouldn't be doing this at all. But what I would do if this is your only option, is to use the name of someone who is no longer at the facility but used to. That way it isn't TOO unusual. Then when you see the name you'll know its yours.


[1 Points] huzibizi:

loooool


[0 Points] aballdayz:

One issue. What if your drop gets a legitimate package, and you open it. Second of all if you open them in front of the clients wont he see the drugs and third of all dont you get drug tested working at at an in-patient facility? Because if you don't it must be a shitty treatment center.