Pink slip heart attack PO Box !!

Checked my PO Box. I rent a large one, so I don't have to interact with anyone. Well, I'm expecting a pack... and there's no pack... just a pink slip that says there's a package at the counter. What vendor would send requiring signature. Oh no, this is it, the CD I've been waiting for!

I'm thinking OH NOES, TIME TO BURN AND GET TO BELIZE!!! I'm thinking, yikes, why me? I don't want to go to jail man! I'm shaking, nearing puke, wondering if I should pop my sub now so I don't go into WD in jail. Then I'm thinking about my whole future down the drain. Should I leave the pack? Should I abandon address? Should I get in my car and speed outta there, running red lights?

My heart races. I pace, wondering what to do. I NEED that pack. Maybe they made a mistake? I go onto reddit DNM and search "pink slip" PO BOx, limit search to /darknetmarkets. WHY ME.

I cram my sub into my fuse box in my car. I get up the nerve. I go to the counter with my slip. I look for LE goons. I walk up. He takes my slip, goes in the back. I'm sure I'm about to get tackled. He walks up with my pack. WHAT IF I GRAB IT AND RUN?

Okay don't run. Stay calm. He says I have to sign. I'm shaking. I figure, what if I sign my name and it's not legible? Will my lawyer get me off on that? I'm shaking so bad I can hardly sign anyway.

He gives me my pack. I walk out to car. I'm waiting to get boxed in by the feds. Guys with guns... I pull out of parking spot as fast as I can. I'M FREE! AND IN 10 MINUTES I'M ALSO HIGH! Now I'm free and high! 10 minutes ago I imagined being in jail in WD. Now I'm driving. I drive away.

The pack says "NO SIGNATURE REQUIRED". Why did they do this to me? New guy on the job?

The lesson is: stay calm. Sometimes they do things at the USPS that make no sense. They could've fit my package in the box, but they made me nearly have a heart attack. Bitches.


Comments


[24 Points] 710isthenew420:

Not to scare you but what if it was a monitored delivery for evidence? Im new to this so i dont know much. Just my 2c


[6 Points] Excill-:

Similar think happened to me. Ordered a pack. I checked tracking and picked it up right as the delivery man drove away.

30 minutes after I had already opened the pack and I had the contents over my desk (it was THC carts) I got a knock on my door. My heart was racing and I didn't know what to do. I tiptoed to the door and looked through the door hole. Pure blackness, like someone was covering the hole with their hand.

I almost shat myself. Why else would someone knock and cover the door hole? Its obviously LE. I hid the carts under the couch and opened the door and it ended up to be my neighbor, just asking about someone's car on his driveway.


[2 Points] AnythingYouNeed-_-:

hahahahahaha so funny


[2 Points] None:

I wouldn't accept it. Contents could be tainted or something

Anyway I hope this helps

*waves goodbye from a distance


[2 Points] Eatup2390:

LE goons 😂😂


[1 Points] Tallerkobe:

How many elbows did you get is the real question.


[1 Points] None:

If you aren't moving weight and it's small time they wouldn't bother.


[1 Points] thelegitpandabear:

Meh maybe just new and didn't fit the pack in your box. I have to sign a slip at my box if it doesn't fit inside.


[1 Points] lostinOz_:

They're not always on it at USPS. Some slacker might've just eyeballed the package and decided it was too big. Whenever they hold a package for you in the back you usually have to show your ID (though sometimes they skip this) and sign a little slip of paper. Speaking from experience (which were not DNM orders either just my mom goin ham on the care packages). Sounds to me like that's all that happened, I wouldn't sweat it.


[1 Points] badjobworkwreck:

I recently posted about a package that the vendor said shouldn't require a sig, requiring a sig. Everyone told me not to sign it. It was for a couple grams of ketamine. I went back to post office. Signed for it. And that was that. It was a saturday. It would be a waste of time for police to wait around all day for me to come. Also, unless they apprehended me as soon as I got home, it was all going up my nose. So that was that. I probably excreted the last of the evidence weeks ago.