Rest In Peace, Agora. Rest EVO, the market of old.
Agora 20:15:
"Do not suppose that I have come to bring peace to the marketplaces. I did not come to bring peace, but a sword. For I have come to turn a man against his politician, a daughter against her in real life drug dealer, a cop against his computer. LE's enemies will be the members of his own household."
Ah yes, the scriptures say a few things about evo.
Ross 8:23: (speaking about other scam markets)
"You are of your father Evolution Market, and you want to do the desires of your father. He was a thief from the beginning, and does not stand in the truth because there is no truth in him. Whenever he speaks of scam, he speaks from his own nature, for he is a thief and the father of scams"
2 Marketplaces 5:22:
"No wonder, for even Evolution disguises himself as a marketplace of light."
Reddit 3:16:
"Put on the full armor of The Holy Subreddit, so that you will be able to stand firm against the scams of markets and vendors."
Agora 4:19:
"And the great market was thrown down, the market of old who is called Evo and Evolution, who deceives the whole internet; he was thrown down to Marianas web, and his staff were thrown down with him."
2 Marketplace Superlist 8:12:
"But the Subreddit is faithful, and He will strengthen and protect you from the scamming ones."
Reddit 19:6:
"Then our mouth was filled with laughter, and our tongue with shouts of joy; then redditors said among the markets, "The Agora Marketplace has done great things for them."
2 Marketplace 8:20:
"Then Agora said to them, 'Go your way. Pick new markets and order more drugs and send bitcoin to vendors who has nothing ready, for this day is holy to Agora. And do not be grieved, for the joy of the market is your strength.'"
1 /u/theeconomist1 13:4-8
My favourite scripture from the book of theeconomist1.