This has probably been asked loads of times but I'm a lazy cunt.
I will be flying out of London to SE Asia this months.
I have quite a stash of substances and I would really like to take some small amounts with me. I want to take a few tabs of LSD, some Coke and some Mephedrone.
I have some Valium on prescription but didn't want to take them with me as I want 0 suspicion. I can buy Valium when I get to Thailand, and weed isn't a problem.
How would you smuggle 5-10 tabs of acid, 2g of coke and 2g of Mcat onto an aeroplane?
Cue posts about shoving it up my butt...
You can probably get away with it was a leisure traveler, not many people get their luggage searched. However, what you need to consider is how you will handle your interaction with customs. Those guys are trained to make you anxious. If you're doing something illegal, and they can see something in the way you're acting, you will be singled out and searched. You need to think long and hard how you will act under that kind of pressure. Have you ever got pulled over by the police immediately after buying coke? How did you act? Customs agents are better than the police at making you feel anxious. They don't smile, they don't laugh, and they have this way of making you feel like they know what you're doing.