Sobering Up Sunday!

Now that you're sobering up from your DNM-fueled weekend, come tell us about your hijinks! A mod will give their favorite story each week a month of Reddit gold and a little something else which is a surprise! Winners may not disclose the surprise or they'll have it taken back. Curious what it is? You'll have to win to find out.


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[18 Points] The_Grid_Is_Up:

Today I'm playing a dangerous game called "Don't come down". A lot of you may be familiar with this game. You can't actually win, but you can lessen the agony of your inevitable defeat.


[12 Points] None:

Took 2 tabs of acid and 4 grams of shrooms in public. Convinced myself i was an ice cream cone and other people were out to eat me.


[12 Points] godassoxy:

I flushed the rest of my H this morning


[11 Points] dragon8363:

I smoked salvia in my bathroom and didn't really feel anything. After I cleaned up my pipe and I was really disappointed until I opened the bathroom door. When I opened the door the was shocked to see a small hallway and another door (should have been a small TV room). I said out loud, "No, way". By the way I was fully aware of myself and when I looked behind me the bathroom was still there it was literally like I was in a real hallway. So I open the next door and once again... there was another small hallway and another door. So I start speeding up and start going through door after door after door. Until I finally reach the last door and I burst into my room. And the trips over. I thought it was a pretty interesting trip but there's still one thing I don't get. My room is on the second floor and I don't remember stairs. There was also no incline or something in the floor while going through the doors.


[4 Points] None:

I took my meds as prescribed, biiitch.


[3 Points] None:

I overdosed on 10 grams of caffeine. I should be dead right now.


[4 Points] intense_camper:

GOT A NICE FIRE GOING. RELAXING WITH .5 MG OF XANAX AND MAKING S'MORES.


[3 Points] Jusing94:

I don't even remember saturday. The End.


[2 Points] WonkyWarrior:

Waiting for the damn post Sunday.


[1 Points] 180K:

I think I put a little too much Jameson in the coffee, feelin' fine.


[1 Points] nf22:

Lol sobriety


[1 Points] None:

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[1 Points] Officer_Coldhonkey:

I'm still going pretty hard actually. Took a pretty legit dose of acid and two pressies last night around 5PM. 1:21 PM the following day and after a bowl I'm back in the game. Not nearly as intense as last night obviously but I'm in a nice place for a lazy Sunday afternoon.


[0 Points] freeguwop92:

fuckin dirty ass cops dallas pd took 50 bars and 900 cash at a club because of this stupid essay that was all obvious on some stupid shit ... cops said get the fuck outta here, on some racist shit... learned my lesson but thats why they call it dirty dallas lol