Hey all, this review will be short and to the point. I ordered 2g's of dope off caliclaire after hearing nothing but good things. In line with "her" reputation, she delivered to my mailbox in three days flat. Stealth left something to be desired--let's just say a dog would alert on the package in no time. But it got to me quickly, and that's what most users of this particular product care about.
Except for the most important part--the quality. CaliClaire had listed this batch as having a potency rating of 7.5. I lined up a 50mg tester line and snorted it expecting that signature dope taste in nose and throat and sensed...nothing? So I busted out my scale again and put down a 250mg line to see if I can catch even the slightest rush off of this garbage and unfortunately felt and tasted nothing.
I messaged CC about it and apparently my message was somehow racist (I volunteer regularly in the black community and am not racist, at least according to my black friends) and she's latched onto some (mis)perceived slight as an excuse to not come to any resolution. Apparently I'm not the only one whose complained, as she's now offering 150mg to all those who received bad product. Even if you ordered 2 grams, you'll only receive 150mg to make up for it. So I said fuck that and left her some honest feedback instead of accepting a pathetic 7.5% recompense.
And just an aside, does anyone else find it darkly comic that a dope dealer gets high and mighty about a perceived racist joke? These people have been the black community's terminal cancer for over 70 years, and now want to act like they're the salvation army. The fucking gall.
Edit: One last thing. If you're looking for dnm dope, also avoid j_rock. The dude takes longer to ship than he says he does and is generally a complete cunt, to borrow the phrasing of a fellow redditor.
So let me get this straight...she's sending out dope that isn't dope, and now offering her customers 150mg of real dope in return for the $175 they spent thinking that they were actually buying real dope?
But it gets even better! Even if you ordered 3grams, and paid over $500 for "real" dope, you're still only going to get 150mg of real dope? Am I reading this correctly? She's going to try to maybe send you a little more than 150mg, but she can't make any promises. Thanks for the $500 though. And you know that she's going to go back to her supplier and either get a bunch of her money back, or some stupidly good deal on her next order, which she will then absolutely not pass these savings along to you the customer.
These dope dealers making a fucking killing on their customers, and can't even be bothered to send them a bag or real dope to make up for whatever bullshit they decided to pass off as real heroin? Wow. Only in the dope game does this sort of shit fly...THANK YOU FOR MY 150 MG OF REAL DOPE QUEEN CALICLAIRE, NOW I WILL CONTINUE TO ORDER FROM YOU AND GIVE YOU $175 A GRAM. She should go back and send everyone who got a bag of shitty dope a bag of real dope. What's funny is that you suckers will continue ordering from her in the future even though she pulled this shit on you.
Imagine if this same shit happened with a xanax vendor...he sent out hundreds of bars to say 50+ customers, and they all turned out to be bunk. But, in order to make up for the 100 fake bars you got, he's going to send you 15 real ones!!!! YAY!!!! Get a goddamn fucking grip - that vendor would be SPIT ROASTED on the reddit forums and in their feedback, but all I see is a bunch of 5/5's on her feedback. Their reputation would be shot, and they'd be belittled here on Reddit. Only in the dope game can a vendor pull this shit and continue along as though nothing happened.
So, either the dope was actually not fake, and this guy is trying to pull a fast one, or people are just SO fucking pussy that they don't want to offend the all mighty CaliClaire because maybe she won't let them order from her in the future. What a fucking joke. Find a real vendor, one that actually makes up for it like a professional should when they send out FAKE product.