uncutking 0.5 g fishscale cocaine sample

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Vendor Name/Marketplace: uncutking/alphabay
Product/s reviewed: 0.5G sample of FS Coke
International?: (list countries) no
Vendor requires FE?: no
Price before shipping: $17
Shipping cost: $6
Customer Service: pick one below with an "x" like this: [x]
[x]+5 Superb: Polite, prompt, ensures satisfaction
[ ]+4 Good: Professional, exhibits customer care
[ ]+3 Satisfactory: Adequate responses, resolved issue
[ ]+2 Marginal: Subpar communication, partial resolution
[ ]+1 Bad: Poor communication, no resolution
[ ]+0 Awful: Abusive responses, no resolution
Product Quality: pick one below
[x]+5 Highest purity - highly potent
[ ]+4 Mostly pure - potent
[ ]+3 Minor cut or impurity - strong
[ ]+2 Cut and/or impure - medium to weak
[ ]+1 Almost entirely cut - very weak
[ ]+0 Possibly bunk - no effect
Processing Speed: pick one below
[x]+5 Processed & marked shipped in 24hrs
[ ]+4 Processed & marked shipped in 48 hrs
[ ]+3 Processed & marked shipped in 72 hrs
[ ]+2 Package is late
[ ]+1 Package is very late
[ ]+0 Never received package
Price Value: pick one below
[x]+5 Excellent - great value & low cost
[ ]+4 Moderate - worthy value & fair cost
[ ]+3 At-market - neither good nor bad
[ ]+2 Below-market - so-so value, high cost
[ ]+1 Exorbitant - low value, excessive cost
[ ]+0 Rip-off - little-to-no value, unjustified cost
Stealth & OpSec: check all that apply
[ ]+1 Vacuum-sealed
[ ]+1 Mylar/non-porous container
[x]+1 Decoy/misdirection
[x]+1 Low package profile
[x]+1 Good OpSec/PGP
TOTAL: 92%

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This is my first DNM review so please bear with me. Uncutking was promt and polite when it came to answering my questions regarding his PGP key. Product came to my door two days later, opened the decoy then the baggy and there was that nice strong gasoline smell that everyone loves. Product itself was potent and gave me a nice smooth high for a good 30 minutes. Felt like the man. Not a fiendish urge to redose like most street coke. Will definitly be ordering from uncutking again.

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Comments


[4 Points] Early_C:

No mylar or even a vac seal? Decoys don't fool drug sniffing dogs. Even if it's the best coke on the planet, no thanks.


[4 Points] RubxCuban:

For some reason, lots of reviews recently have felt like it's the vendor reviewing their own shit to a bunch of gullible redditors. Not calling shill on everything... but I'm always suspicious when a throwaway reviews a newish vendor.

I've been around here for years, I understand many people use throwaways for OPSEC... but most legitimate reviewers have an alternative login for their DNM reviews/comments/whatever makes them feel safe.


[4 Points] boofk:

Personally I wanna smell acetone not gasoline.


[2 Points] None:

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[1 Points] Jjjsawyer:

Thanks for chiming in.

I just ordered a gram of crystal from this same vendor, I'm hoping it's above quality of the shit I've been getting lately. Will post a review once it lands up my nose.


[1 Points] berner403:

Does he still have samples


[0 Points] None:

high for a good 30 minutes

Isn't coke supposed to last an hour or two?