[Vendor review][EVO]Evoltwin - "Connoisseur's mescaline analogue"

Details
Vendor: [Evoltwin]
Market: [Evolution]
Product: [1 tab - 600ug 25b/750ug 25i]
Shipped from: [United States]
Shipped to: [United States]
Required FE: [NO]
Vacuum Sealed: [NO]
Decoy: [YES]
Handwriting: [NO?]
Rating
Communication: [10] / 10
Stealth: [10] / 10
Shipping time: [8] / 10
Price value: [6] / 10 $2.50
Aesthetics: [10] / 10
Weight: [8] / 10
Quality: [10] / 10
Transaction: [10] / 10
Vendor: [10] / 10
Drug: [10] / 10
TOTAL SCORE: [94] / 100

-No communication was necessary - placed an order and it was marked as shipped the next day. -Stealth is A+, made me laugh for whatever reason. -Shipping time given was 7 days - arrived in 5. -The nbome's are notoriously cheap cheap CHEAP so $2.50 (minus shipping) for a tab was a little steep, but the fact that it was a combo extra-strength tab made up for it. The trip was also great, especially considering the fact that one tab had me tripping pretty hard - I have a "two tab rule." More on the trip later. -Stealth maxes out aesthetics value. -Weight, i.e. quantity (1) was... well, 1. Solid.

I dropped the tab around 8:00PM. It was a smooth 45 minute come-up once it began taking effect. It was definitely one of the more mellower trips I had however I spent it not chilling.

Me and a few buddies went to a state park with a vertical half-pipe and played like children, despite the fact that I was the only one tripping. Tripping always seems to bring back the long-lost happy-go-lucky child in me (I don't remember my childhood and it pains me deeply) and I had a blast simply running up and jumping to the top of the halfpipe like a ninja, then sliding back down. I soon discovered that I could throw my body up the pipe on my belly and slide back down. I did this a few times, and all I can remember ATM is stopping at the bottom and watching as the wood of the halfpipe inches from my face seemed to move as if something were displacing it. Everything seemed so fluid. Faces melted and whatnot.

One thing I regret is having not spent the trip "internally," because it definitely seemed like the kind of trip to do that with. At times I became quite self-critical and I was starting to learn a few things about myself, but I pushed it away because it hurt. I'm too strange for myself and I'm still not comfortable with it.

As for why the seller called it "mescaline analogue," I have no fucking clue. Everything but the title is legit. May buy again.


Comments


[3 Points] -FreewayRickRoss:

He calls it a mescaline analogue because they are both phenylthylamines. NBOMe and Mescaline are, that is.

But thanks for the review. I'd definitely recommend BossTweef for reasonably priced NBOMe. I usually buy sheets for $55. They don't last long like LSD but there has to be something to be said about trippin' balls for 55cents. I don't understand the hate for them. Or the fact people say it's fake acid and it sucks. It's an entirely different substance, beautiful in its own way. It's also pretty fucking rad to give them out to everyone at a party, have an awesome time and not break the bank.