Homeland Security Agents Came to House

This morning they knocked on the door and asked for me by name essentially saying they had intercepted one of my packages from Argentina containing LSD, however, this package came to my house, so perhaps they flagged it along the way and allowed me to receive it. I don't know why they waited until now to talk to me because this was back in September or so, so this is about 5 months after the fact, weird. Either way they just wanted basic cooperation and for me to show them the markets or large vendor accounts, I just showed them one random account selling it on Evolution, nothing they can't do themselves or have people to access it. I didn't feel I provided them with anything they couldn't have done on their own. Their biggest point the main guy reiterated was that they're not interested in personal use buyers (he asked at the beginning flat out if I was distributing or if I was just using personal quantity, and said I was the latter) and are after large distributors obviously, and just want access to them. They asked if I knew anyone personally with a vendor account, and I don't, so I said no. Either way this was scary as fuck and I'm glad I cooperated since it involved just showing them the market rather than them potentially detaining or questioning me elsewhere. The vendor was Messi on Agora, and so I'm wondering if they knew about them and had taken them over or the account and was distributing. He also said, you should be wary of who you buy from because it could be me, like they operate various vendor accounts, which I would not be surprised at all at.

Either way this was very alarming, and I'm not sure if my address is burned or what. I'm going to say no (I don't think I'm going to order anything again, though, for awhile) just because I've received at least 20-30 things after that Messi pack up until this morning when they came to talk to me about it, so I doubt they've been watching or monitoring mail because I've gotten a lot of stuff since then far more bulk than those 2 hits of LSD from Messi. The whole thing still leaves questions in my mind, but just wondering what you all make of this or any advice or insight. I'm just grateful this was not a controlled delivery or raid or anything and was just them wanting a little basic cooperation with it. He did ask me if I would be willing to order acid for him if he gave me money, and I told him no I'd be wary and very uncomfortable with that, and he kindly obliged and didn't say anything else regarding that.


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[46 Points] None:

Dude. If you aren't trolling you're extremely lucky you aren't in a federal holding cell right now. You never, ever speak to law enforcement. Even with a warrant.

Yes. Your address is burned. Never order anything again. You're endangering vendors as well as yourself.


[27 Points] The_Free_Marketeers:

I'm glad I cooperated

Oh I bet you are, officer. >_<


[24 Points] Thriz_whistle:

If somebody said to me: "You get a million dollars if you tell me correctly what is going on here," my guess woud be that OP is making shit up. Do I win?


[19 Points] None:

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[6 Points] k9atemybuds:

Fuck off and stop waisting people's time. This happened this morning and your here to make a relatively calm sounding post right? Not sure if your address is burned? OK bro gotcha. They asked you to order them lsd if they gave you money? Fuck off.


[7 Points] sobulbous:

You realize if this is true you can still be charged for it?


[7 Points] drpnit:

What the fuck were you doing ordering acid from Argentina when there are a ton of great U.S. vendors?


[7 Points] None:

You're an idiot.

Not that things ended badly for you but presumably you're an adult living in the USA and don't know your rights?

Learn them.

You had to do none of that, and frankly I find your narrative difficult to believe.


[3 Points] Theeconomist1:

The reason they weren't interested in you is bc they didn't have the evidence to throw you in jail. That simple. It's not bc they aren't interested in buyers. Heck you said they told you they operate various accounts. Why if not to nab buyers? Sure they want to score distributors but they'll arrest buyers just the same. It's not your cooperation that kept you out of jail. It's they didn't have dick on you. You received the pack 5 months ago. They found you somehow. You are lucky they aren't using what you provided against you. LE isn't stupid. They can search evo on their own

Don't know what to make of this but if real, consider yourself lucky bc you broke the cardinal rule when dealing with LE.


[3 Points] None:

Honestly I think they probably profiled a package from messi. Realised you had received one with similar packaging from the same return address then went with scare tactics to see if you would cooperate. I would clean house completely. Your statements would be more than enough evidence for a search warrant. As for his admission of vendor accounts I don't doubt that they might be going after bulk buyers. However I think more realistically they created those accounts to look for security holes in the vendor interface. The only reason you aren't in a cell right now is they didn't have shit on you. I would treat his offer of would you purchase some for me as an attempt to gather additional evidence for a search warrant or worse.


[3 Points] KingDogBiscut:

OP is Apecot aka the artist formerly known as KingDogBiscuit. Many other accounts too.

He's got to be trolling but then again if any of you remember those accounts maybe he is not.


[4 Points] None:

10$ says this dude is a Pig.


[3 Points] 10Bird:

Epic troll/10


[3 Points] webreaktyrants:

everything you said and done is going to be used against you . soon


[3 Points] babbles_mcdrinksalot:

/r/thatHappened


[2 Points] None:

"He did ask me if I would be willing to order acid for him if he gave me money, and I told him no I'd be wary and very uncomfortable with that, and he kindly obliged and didn't say anything else regarding that."

UHHHH please explain?


[2 Points] motsanciens:

Who knows their angle. They may know about every one of your transactions, so they chose a small one from awhile ago and told you they weren't worried about you to set you a little at ease (which worked). They asked you to cooperate by showing them the market. It's a well know psychological trick that if someone will do you a small favor, they'll do you a larger one, such as ordering for them on your account. Not sure why they would need that, though.

It's possible they marked you a dead end. You would think that was a reasonable conclusion. Who knows. Maybe they hacked your router before knocking on your door, and they got you to log in to do something fancy analytics based on what they already knew. Maybe you posting here was the entire play--did you think about that?


[1 Points] None:

The first slip-up was ordering MDMA from Argentina.


[1 Points] None:

If this really happened, you are the dumbest fuck alive. Seriously.


[1 Points] nsgiad:

You need a lawyer for when a federal indictment comes knocking on your door.


[1 Points] None:

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[1 Points] thatonelurker:

your internet privileges have been revoked, please stop. you are only making this worse for your self.


[1 Points] ShulginsCat:

Interesting... 5 months puts it at Sep/2014 a bit before Onymous. Did they say anything useful like is this part of an investigation? Why did they decide to go for you specifically? Did they mention specific market names? Did they use terms such as 'vendor' or 'opsec' or 'DNM' that might indicate they are aware of the lingo we use here? Did they mention Silk Road in any way?


[1 Points] None:

Jesus, people still snitching even when it's the fucking Dark Net.

Why the fuck didn't you just say "I have no idea what you are talking about, good bye." ?

Don't use DN anymore. It is not for you.


[1 Points] heythatsnotme:

I don't believe anything this dude says. for real


[1 Points] littleboxes1234:

Why would they want you to show them a DNM when they obviously know about them?

Something doesn't make sense. Either OP is trolling or is going to be arrested shortly while they compile the evidence and get their warrant paperwork together.


[1 Points] None:

This is such bullshit. First off, homeland security came for a drug issue? Ok. They made the effect to go to your house and talk to you and nothing else? Ok. They came in sat down had a grand Ol time and you showed them how you buy drugs online? Ok. As if they wouldn't already know if that's why they were there. This is the shittiest made up story I've ever heard.


[1 Points] None:

Du hast Du hast mich Du hast mich Du hast mich gefragt Du hast mich gefragt, und ich hab nichts gesagt!


[0 Points] None:

And that one poor guy who got sent 4lbs of weed.


[-1 Points] doubledoseopimpin:

I believe you this is exactly what happens. Because this is what happened to me with an MDMA pack back in August. I wouldnt order on dnm again, at least not to that address or internationally. I don't know about the part where they ask you to order for them. That did not happen to me.