Bust out your tinfoil hat, and lets gather together to post all of the crazy conspiracy theorist, alarm ringing, possible FUD we can!
Tinfoil Hat Tuesday!
Bust out your tinfoil hat, and lets gather together to post all of the crazy conspiracy theorist, alarm ringing, possible FUD we can!
[25 Points] ChiQuake:
[19 Points] trustandbetrayal:
This is my conspiracy theory for Donald Trump, He's planning on creating his own media empire to go head to head with Roger Ailes, Rupert Murdoch and Fox News. Trump News, Trump Television, Ect. Think about it, first thing he did was piss off all his media partners with the Mexican thing, causing them to cancel all their contracts, freeing up all his shows (and allowing him to sue them in the process). His aggressive courting of the Fox News and GOP voter base would make perfect sense in this context, using the presidency to create a huge pool of potential viewers for his brand new media empire. He's going to ride this out as far as possible, trashing Fox News at every turn and courting their viewers, drop out and immediately launch his own network with a ravenous army of consumers foaming at the mouth to support him. If you look at his history, he loves media, he loves attention and he loves television, and if he were planning on creating his own network, can any of you think of a better way to do it? It's the only thing that really makes sense. He wants that Rupert Murdoch money bitches. Mr. Trump just might be a genius.
[13 Points] R4ID:
The modteam un stickied tinfoil hat tuesday because someone posted something true in here and they want less people to see it. But they can't just remove the thread because then people will ask questions. they will also blame auto-mod for the mistake.
[13 Points] otspydogx:
One of the WiFi network names in my apartment complex is called DEA. I think they are on to me and have setup shop in an apartment to get me.
[13 Points] Chronicpurple:
There's a real Nigerian prince out there wondering why everyone just laughs at his incredibly generous offer.
[8 Points] HonkySpaceship:
We don't hear from Agora's admin because Agora does not have an admin because the owner compartmentalized every single part and made a market that is completely self sufficient. Someone was paid to write it up. Someone was paid to do security. Someone is paid to test security. Someone is paid a salary to routinely migrate the servers. plus maintain forums, plus support. Owner pays group of admins to fully run the site and manage each compartment.
Owner sits back and makes money doing nothing. Owner has his/her name on nothing. Owner incurs no risk in allowing site to run which explains lack of exit scam. Owner paid for this startup with the money from an exit scam.
Agora was born because some dude had $500 and bought MDMA from the Netherlands, flipped most of it IRL and some on darkweb and exit scammed then made a dnm that focused on security and lasted longer than any other, making him rich from 2 month's work and some smart investing.
Owner gets bored with Agora and effortless money and decides to open another market = Abraxas.
More incomes :) !!
[4 Points] weedbackloop:
DPR is actually an obscure conglomerate of Drug Pushing Redditors, more or less an emergent phenomena of the hive mind. Actually, having people send mind altering, psychoactive substances around in a kind of network is nothing else than a brain. Xcept its neurons and not people. And once such a chemical signal is recieved, there is no way of knowing what plethora of universes might emerge. Like drops hitting the surface of a lake, creating circular waves, nay, loops, superpositioned over time possibly resulting in monster waves and tsunamis. WAIT! Im hearing a truck outside, could be the mailman...
[2 Points] Jay-__:
Made me think that Agora either:
is owned by the Russian DEA
is not Russian at all
But by now even smaller Russian markets that didn't allow Opioids before (like Tochka) are allowing them. So either they paid to get allowed to list them or will soon be dead. :F
[1 Points] TheSwolestBro:
The mod team is actually a collective of hyper intelligent walrus/walrie that all share the same mind.
The mods of this sub are LE.