need advice

hi every body, ok so let me get to it; i have a friend named Swim (i know its a strange name but fucked up parents). so me and Swim took some molly over the weekend and had a great time rolling. we really opened up our souls to each other and i ended up telling Swim that the neighbors that went missing a few weeks ago were actually killed by me and then buried in my back yard because they saw me bagging up cocaine to sell on Agora through my kitchen window and were going to call the cops on me.

anyway the rest of the night went great and came to an end around 2am. Swim went home every thing seemed fine but today when i woke up i saw that Swim called me when my phone was on silent during my sleep at 5am and sent me a text saying "call me, URGENT!".

so i called Swim (about 2pm) and he was freaking out saying that i was a murderer, that i should be serving life with out parole and that he was going to the police station to tell them every thing!

so i cleaned house (got rid of all the coke and paraphernalia and anything else that would be self incriminating). then i dug up the neighbors bodies from my back yard and hacked them up into small pieces and then flushed them down the toilet.

so my house is now totally clean and there is no evidence anywhere that i did anything illegal but now the problem is my toilet is clogged and won't flush and i don't know what to do! please help.


Comments


[1 Points] kamn74:

You need to buy this:

http://www.harborfreight.com/super-toilet-plunger-65788.html

Since this is an emergency, you should pay for FedEx overnight.


[1 Points] None:

If you chop your friend up into little pieces you can use his body to push the neighbors through your plumbing.


[1 Points] veganic:

did you not learn anything from Breaking Bad on how to get rid of bodies?