DNM vendor date

I recently came around a thread on /askreddit asking about the strangest dates people ever had. Here's something a girl wrote :

"But the real creme de la creme is Jack - a lovely, nerdy seeming guy, who after a few drinks (had a much lower alcohol tolerance than I), admitted to being an online drug dealer that made around $5,000 a week, who only sold drugs he really believed "would not cause harm to people", like pot and mushrooms. Jack still remains to be one of the most interesting and intelligent people I've ever met - we talked for hours about philosophy, books, travelling, the difference between money washing and laundering. He went into great detail once about how he stole a Go-pro camera from his previous work through a feat worthy of a Mission Impossible movie (changed the stocktake numbers, put in a box, placed the box in the garbage, monitored the security guards routine, and went back one night to claim his reward). I went on two more dates with him out of sheer curiosity and was kept well entertained. He's dating a nice hippie girl now and recently went to Iceland."

Who do you guys think it is ? hahahaha

Link to the comment : https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/661xwv/whats_the_strangest_date_youve_ever_been_on/dgf0vsw/


Comments


[37 Points] None:

SlopSec 101


[16 Points] pinochetHA:

While some people may find this cute or interesting, it is really wreckless and the vendor puts himself, the girl and his customers at risk. You should not be careless with information and should keep your circle tight (i.e ideally, only you and others needed for crime). Also if drinking makes you talk don't drink.


[10 Points] mejuwi1:

Someone please create a Tinder profile with u/Pelican_vendor dickpics review and this Bio:

Average online drug dealer who makes around $5,000 a week. Only sell drugs would not cause harm to people, like pot and mushrooms. Like talking about philosophy, books, travel and the difference between money laundering and washing.


[7 Points] DooshNozzzle:

whaaat a dumbass. This is exactly why you don't tell random bitches your business. She didn't even just tell her friends she put that shit on the fucking INTERNET ON BLAST


[5 Points] Antrax215:

I dont know, probably a made up story, or a very careless vendor.


[2 Points] VendrRevu:

If Area 51/ DARKAPOLO would use a cellphone and his real name on a gmail account with his real name on it I'll believe anything. I guess there is a good chance he was lying to impress her.


[4 Points] Xeeroy:

I thought this was about a dating service for people with professions that would otherwise make it hard to socialise.


[3 Points] OnAcidButUrThedum1:

On one hand I can totally see this being legit...and on the other I can totally see this being a bullshit story posted for upvotes...


[3 Points] trappy_AB:

I advise against this course of action, unless you are a dream market vendor in which case let them know your account name and password too!


[1 Points] None:

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[1 Points] ksosk:

Remember when there was some chick freaking out about her boyfriend who ordered (sold?) on the DNMs and was asking for relationship advice?

We all told her to delete the post, but I can't remember if she did. This had to be Evo times.


[1 Points] ksosk:

https://www.reddit.com/r/Drugs/comments/31hvfk/i_need_serious_advice_please_help/

Found that thread I referenced about a week ago