Because I'm drinking tonight, when otherwise I would be taking bumps of that amazing ketamine or finishing up a beautiful Saturday LSD trip. Unfortunately, I placed my LSD and ket orders a few hours before Abraxas went down, and I've held off placing another order in the false hope that Abraxas might reemerge. In an act of melancholic desperation I bought a six pack of beer and some Knob Creek bourbon (which if you're going to drink, is great, by the way, and makes a tasty and interesting Old Fashioned). Even a great Old Fashioned can't beat ketamine though.
I don't really know where I was going with this, but...is anyone else getting drunk tonight when they would rather be doing drugs?
I'd rather be sober than drunk. I absolutely can't stand being drunk, but I guess I'm just a freak