Hi guys. After months and months of lurking, I made my first purchase and have made several since then. The Reddit community was a god send, so I figured I'd contribute by reviewing some of the products my roommate and I picked up over the last month or so. Don't be mean this is my first post and I'm high.
CultMadeline - Agora
Communication (5/5): None needed.
Shipping (5/5): Took three days to reach the South. Not sure where it shipping from though. West Coast, I believe.
Stealth (5/5): Stealth was adequate. On par with what I've seen from every other vendor. I've actually yet to see anything brilliant, so until unless something alters my standards this is 5/5.
Product (5/5): Picked up an ounce of her exquisite Blue Dream Skywalker. Bag appeal is great. The buds were all pretty good size, dense and super sticky! Smell is strong but not overwhelming. Earthy/blueberry, imo. Taste is pleasant, almost sweet even. My roommate LOVES this strain. She'll even wake n bake with it. It kinda turns me up though and makes me really emotional for some reason. Lol, right? But seriously while I was high on this that gum commercial with the origami wrapper cranes came on. I've seen it 20+ times but for some reason I was absurdly touched by it that particular day and it brought me to tears. The same thing happened half an hour later with a Disney Movie. Wasn't unpleasant though, just felt bonded with everything. Getting attached to the guard dogs on Call Of Duty was even worse than the crying. Haha great weed though.
Pictures: My apologies for the quality of these in advance. We traded our digital camera for a blender months ago, so these will all be shitty cell phone shots.
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ZeltasGarden - Agora
Communication (2/5): Not great, honestly. We ordered three eighths from ZG and two were processed and marked as shipping the following day. Ten days later the third was still pending, so I messaged the vendor to see what was up. I didn't receive a response so on day 14 I canceled the order before it could auto-finalize.
Shipping (3/5): Again, not the best. The two strains we did receive took fourteen days to arrive. I mean, I hate to give 3/5 because we are literally ordering drugs online and having them shipped right to our doorstep. Like talk about convenience, BUT still 3/5. So many other vendors really step up in this category. The two weeks was disappointing.
Stealth (5/5): Stealth was adequate.
Product (4/5): The two strains I did receive were Bubba Kush and Purple Chemdawg. I'll start with Bubba Kush. Nice big nugs and good bag appeal. Slightly overweight. Earthy/pine smell. Nothing remarkable about the taste, imo. My only negative comment is that this bud was pretty dry. Gave me a sleepy head high that soon spread to my body. Great bowl before bed! Purple Chemdawg was the second I ordered. The buds were small and pretty stemmy. Bag appeal was sort of disappointing. Strong, skunky smell. Gave me a nice cerebral high and overall felt really uplifted after smoking this.
Pictures: Again sorry for the quality.
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Lion - Agora
Communication (5/5): None needed.
Shipping (5/5): Two days to the South!
Stealth (5/5): Multiple visual barriers, no smell whatsoever.
Product (6/5): Let me first start by saying I only ordered a gram from Lion. It was my first order and I was testing the waters. I have no pictures, because it hadn't crossed my mind then but this bud was beautiful! This vendor just really impressed me. Fast shipping, order was overweight, product blew me away. So the listing was for 1g of dispensary quality cannabis, not strain specified. What I got was light green in color with lots of red hairs and super frosty. The smell was ridiculous, so strong. Definitely had a citrus/flowery aroma. Taste was pleasant, somewhat spicy. I'm assuming I must have gotten a Sativa strain. I danced and sang and giggled a lot when smoking this. Felt really relaxed and carefree. It also turned me into an amateur rapper, which was really pissing my roommate off by the time I ran out. Man, Lion just really won all my love with that one small order. I'll be ordering a much larger quantity from him in the future, no doubt.
DieselTHC - Agora
Communication (5/5): None needed.
Shipping (5/5): Fast! Package was in my mailbox in three days.
Stealth (5/5): Stealth was on point.
Product (5/5): I ordered two grams of his shatter. Received two strains, Blue Dream and LSD. Both are legit. I usually just put a tiny dab on top of a bowl and blast off. So, so high any time his product is in the mix.
My_Connect_Buds - BSM
Communication (5/5): Messaged this vendor for a custom listing. His response was quick and he was super polite.
Shipping (5/5): Got to me in two days!
Stealth (5/5): Stealth was adequate.
Product (5/5): I ordered an ounce from him, two strains. Before I get into this, I will say that the bags weren't labeled, so I might have these switched around. Had friends over and we did a lot of smelling and arguing and comparing with the pictures on his listings. In short, we were so high that by the end of this our system had no logic behind it whatsoever. Honestly, it was probably eenie meenie. Anyway, up first is what I believe to be his Sour Diesel. The buds were all good size with nice bag appeal. The smell was super skunky. Gave me a really dreamy cerebral high. My imagination was super active on this. The second strain I asked for was Lemon OG. Nice sized buds again. This, in my opinion, had a distinct citrus smell. My roommate argued and at this point I think I smell what I want to smell. Lol anyway. This strain made me feel super relaxed and happy. I also think I ate an entire bag of chips after smoking this. Haha both great overall. With Agora being down so much, I plan on transitioning to BSM so I will definitely order from this vendor again.
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Dude don't even downplay your review and apologize because you're high and it's your first review. This is better than 95% of most reviews. I really enjoyed reading this one. Again let me stress about zeltasgarden and how un-professional their OP is.