Vendor Review: Pelican_Vendor 1 sheet of LSD

Vendor Name/Marketplace: Pelican / Direct Deal

Product reviewed: 100 hits of LSD

International?: US to US

Vendor requires FE?: Optional

Price before shipping: $250

Shipping cost: $0

Customer Service:

[X]+5 Superb: Polite, prompt, ensures satisfaction

[ ]+4 Good: Professional, exhibits customer care

[ ]+3 Satisfactory: Adequate responses, resolved issue

[ ]+2 Marginal: Subpar communication, partial resolution

[ ]+1 Bad: Poor communication, no resolution

[ ]+0 Awful: Abusive responses, no resolution

Product Quality:

[X]+5 Highest purity - highly potent

[ ]+4 Mostly pure - potent

[ ]+3 Minor cut or impurity - strong

[ ]+2 Cut and/or impure - medium to weak

[ ]+1 Almost entirely cut - very weak

[ ]+0 Possibly bunk - no effect

Processing Speed:

[x]+5 Processed & marked shipped in 24hrs

[ ]+4 Processed & marked shipped in 48 hrs

[ ]+3 Processed & marked shipped in 72 hrs

[ ]+2 Package is late

[ ]+1 Package is very late

[ ]+0 Never received package

Price Value:

[X]+5 Excellent - great value & low cost

[ ]+4 Moderate - worthy value & fair cost

[ ]+3 At-market - neither good nor bad

[ ]+2 Below-market - so-so value, high cost

[ ]+1 Exorbitant - low value, excessive cost

[ ]+0 Rip-off - little-to-no value, unjustified cost

Stealth & OpSec:

[ ]+1 Vacuum-sealed

[x]+1 Mylar/non-porous container

[ ]+1 Decoy/misdirection

[x]+1 Low package profile

[x]+1 Good OpSec/PGP

TOTAL: (23x4 for 92%)

After ordering MDMA from /u/Pelican_Vendor and being very satisfied, I decided to place an order for one of his new sheets that were laid by Rex. His customer service is great and he's just a very friendly guy. I did a direct deal with him, and he assured me that my order would be shipped the night that I had placed it. Sure enough it arrived exactly three days later.

My area is as dry as it gets when it comes to real LSD. Unless you're ordering from DNM's, the only thing you'll be getting is 25i. When it got in, all of my friends went crazy for it, and the sheet sold in about 10 days with zero effort on my end. I tripped twice on it myself, and the experience was wild. There were parts of my trip that were pretty comparable to an intranasal DMT trip I had, sans the Hellfire in my sinuses. The only person out of the dozens who have tripped on it who has had a bad trip was my girlfriend, and that could be chalked up to her eating way to much beforehand causing her to get sick during the peak of it.

Overall, Pelican is just a great vendor with great product. For domestic orders, he'll always be my go-to.


Comments


[10 Points] an_illegal_smile:

No dick pics? :(


[6 Points] Pelican_Vendor:

Thank you sooo much for the review. Also you got a dope sheet I love the part of the design you got!!


[2 Points] Gungading:

Look into my crystal balls and I'll tell you the future......Right now everyone be like..."pelican be da real man, mon! He sell them lSD's real good, mon." But beware...in 6 months to 1 year everyone be like "pelican be a bitch, mon. He take me money and no give me da LSD's! Me tinks he be scammin', mon!"


[2 Points] H4Z0R3D:

How do I go about placing an order?


[1 Points] None:

Sick blotter art!


[0 Points] LordDongler:

Why would anyone in their right mind pay so much for bulk-ish amounts of MDMA? At 50g it should be at most ~$900 regardless of where it's coming from

Edit: the review originally said 50g of MDMA for $1470