Great way to start the day: Spilled a lot of just in pre-ban mxe .. What was your last major fuck up?

Meh. So I was pretty happy. We got a new source for pre-ban MXE and after testing it and confirming it was good he shipped out another 60g, which came in a few days ago.

We are pretty excited to say at least. Was just wrapping up +- 70g of MXE into baggies of 1G so it's easier to ship when new orders are placed, when I accidentally tipped over like 6 grams of MXE, straight onto to floor.

Obviously I was able to rescue some of it but at least a couple of g's is gone and I have to carefully skim through the remaining to check if it's clean..

I've had better starts of the day.


Comments


[14 Points] nuhyM:

I snorted a line of K instead of coke. Had to stay at home...


[6 Points] octomarvel:

What was your last major fuck up?

I FE'd.

='(


[6 Points] Vendor_BBMC:

You should put that 6g from off the floor into a baby's feed bottle with a solvent which disslolves MXE (or water, at the very least), and poke a pea-sized ball of cotton wool into the teat. Then squeeze the bottle and collect the filtered liquid in a pyrex baking dish.

You will be shocked how much crap will be stuck to the filter. Gently boil away the solvent to leave clean(er) MXE.

UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES MIX IT BACK WITH THE REST OF THE MXE, no matter how sure you are that its good. That MXE is now "separate", and its bad luck to mix separate drugs or batches together. No good can ever come of it.

Chinese meth vendors mix different batches of meth together because they like to show off a big bag of it, but the whole lot is reduced to the quality of the worst batch.

I have spills all the time, but cleaning meth is my speciality.

The worst spill I had was my last cat. He got onto a work surface and kmocked over a funnel which was filtering 5g of cleaned Black magic meth, worth $250 a gram. Then he walked through it. Then he licked himself clean.

He then started having sex with a white towel, and after he had defiled my linen he wanted to go out. For the next 12 hours he sat at the bottom of my garden, staring at the gap under my garden gate, watching for cat legs passing by. After that he ate a full tin of cat food and slept for a day. He was fine, and I got 4g of it back by soaking it into kitchen towels, tearing them up, and steam distilling them in a steam wallpaper remover. Its basically a big teflon kettle with a hose attached. It beats the pants off a lab glass steam distller, 1.3kW of brute force steam going into a copper coil with the cold shower spraying on it.


[3 Points] totalfakeout:

Tossed 2g wonderful mxe, 1.2g pure ass alprazolam and 2g 5meo mipt, cause they were stashed in something I thought was trash.


[3 Points] throwahooawayyfoe:

Note to customers: Your order might have a dust bunny in it. Just think of it like a crackerjack prize


[2 Points] theslutbag:

I remember when I spilled almost a quarter litre of K remaining only a couple of grams, so 10 grams on the floor. Half of it was what my friend paid for. He almost punched me but then we agreed to sniffing it off the floor, luckily they were just cleaned and floor boards.


[2 Points] BoxAddict:

Static on a balloon get it out? A few grams of potent mxe could be someone's rude awakening lol. Makes me lol a bitand reminds of the time I told my bro to keybump some mexy at family easter. This nigger came out the bathroom already dropping sweat saying he did a coke line, like 0.15g or so. No clue how I convinced the rest of our family, ESPECIALLY OUR DRUG RAID TEAM COP, UNCLE, that he was just hung over or coming down with my flu but they bought it. Dude was on the back patio just full blown MXE-holed asking me if I heard the music he could. We still laugh about that one hahahaba


[2 Points] throwthrowthrowaderp:

got 100mg of flubromazolam confused with 100mg of etizolam. wasn't too major of a fuck up. after my first dose I realized what had happened... once I woke up... 20 hours later... in jail.


[2 Points] DNMTiger:

I had some friends spill a bag of over a ball of coke onto wood floor in the kitchen, it ended with them trying to scoop it up and them railing the rest off the floor lol


[2 Points] None:

lost some acid and DMT. Like, just misplaced it and now it's gone... No idea where I put it. At all.


[1 Points] pandahaze:

Think of it like this, you could have spilled all of them on the floor somehow :)


[1 Points] novanova25:

Last major fuck up was finalizing early to a scammer for 1k 2 weeks before a dance festival


[1 Points] ire206:

Spilled a few grams of 3FPM on my carpet, literally cut the carpet up and did a few washes of what I got back, only managed to lose a hundred mg I think.

I need to get MXE, I've heard so much about it but never had the chance. Starting to think it's a myth


[1 Points] crystalizedpoundz47:

one time man.. i was so coked out i was selling some guy a ball of the shits, sitting in the whip for some reason i had weighed it out on a CC and the guys hands me a baggie to put the yayo in. Being so coked out i grabbed the CC super hard, folding it which led to it snapping and an 8ball of some oily scale literally covering everything. It looked like it was snowing in the car for a second and the shit settled and i was just like fuck man

i might have rescued a G at most from what was all over the center console and just left dude in his car to clean it up. This was many years ago needless to say im a different person now lmao


[1 Points] agmature:

Dropped 35 g of mol dawg not long ago..


[1 Points] BakedPastaParty:

blew the last lines of coke i had right off a CD case bragging about how fire it was to my cousin over video chat....that one hurt


[1 Points] be_it_known:

I dropped nearly 2 g of mxe onto my carpet, it was my favorite batch too. When times got tough you know I was on that floor separating crystals from carpet lint. I got quite high a number of times that way :D


[1 Points] 2pac-alypse:

I accidently nearly drank a 100ml bottle of GBL that was in a water bottle. I was at a party so fucking thirsty so I took a big gulp of this 'water' realising it was GBL I spat it out immediately. Panicking hoping I didn't ingest it I went to the bathroom to make myself throw up. Inside of my mouth was like burned to fuck for about 3 weeks. Oh well, better that then dying I suppose.


[1 Points] rilksoadvb5piz3r:

used my finger to wipe some rest of some powder from a milligram scale. turns out it was 25c-Nbome, which i wasn't too keen on self-administering.

realized my stupidity instantly though and washed my hands before i'd contact any mucous membranes, so no harm done.


[1 Points] None:

I'be also dropped about 6 gs of preban on the floor


[0 Points] PleasePostProof:

I accidentally tipped over like 6 grams of MXE, straight onto to floor. Obviously I was able to rescue some of it but at least a couple of g's is gone and I have to carefully skim through the remaining to check if it's clean..

FUCKING GROSS


[0 Points] None:

Omfg this isn't your diary. Stop posting.