Would anyone be interested in coffee?

Was thinking about starting a coffee business. Would you guys be interested in purchasing coffee via DNMs? Stealth would be superb. Around 13 dollars a lb? Home roasted. Thoughts?

Edit; would be great practice to order something legitimate on the marketplaces.

Edit2; how should I go about starting this?! Need a guide on becoming a vendor!! Any vendors want to shoot me a message to help get me started?


Comments


[45 Points] MDMangel:

Would also be the most ultimate test order to see if your drop has been burned.


[26 Points] Theeconomist1:

Maybe I'm being an idealist at the moment, but it'd be sorta cool to see the DNMs used for things other than purely illegal shit. Its something that I could get behind. But again, as long as its conflict coffee ;)


[12 Points] MDMangel:

Would it be some of the world's most expensive cofee,cat poop cofee. Don't believe me? Google it. But I do love me some good home roast.


[7 Points] ErraticWire:

> Would anyone be interested in coffee?

> 93 comments

Wtf, I must be missing something here. *click*

> post is actually about coffee

You guys really confuse me sometimes, but fuck, I love coffee too so here I am. Go ahead and put me down for a 1oz. sample. Seriously, if people start selling coffee I will review the shit out of it.


[8 Points] Robot_BBMC:

Why would we be interested in buying coffee? I can take an Uber to my local Tesco and buy as much coffee as my enlarged prostate can handle. Always put the sugar in before the milk... That is like an IQ test for mental health. Psychopaths NEVER put the sugar in before the milk.

If you want a stimulant, you buy some meth and smoke it in a new, clean pipe. Preferably a batch of pure BBMC crystal, but I don't like to toot my own horn. Right, Trappy_Pandora?

It is obvious you want to be the Taylors of Harrogate of the Darknetmarkets. I want to be the 12 Hour Energy of the Reallifemarkets. I will not rest until Black Magic is sold in every Tesco in the UK. I don't rest much anyway. I'm suffering from a particularly horrific bout of "Tor fatigue". When your mind is stuck in a world of avatars and shill personas named after Pokemon characters. It is hard to decipher reality from this virtual plague of Evo style deception. We didn't notice that rEVOlver market had EVO right there hidden in the name. Can't get anything past this old, bald, grump. What was I saying? Oh, yes. Here we are.

This is why we at the R_BTVA have Tim Farron and the Liberal Democrats in our (bitcoin) wallet. That wallet is in our pocket. Hence, Tim Farron is in our pocket. They are our best chance for our customer base to expand beyond Thai hookers and gay men. Just ask Roger Daltry...

DISCLAIMER: This is a parody account.


[5 Points] None:

Oh FUCK not darknet roasters.

That was the worst coffee ever, but the idea was cool at the time.


[3 Points] SmauqDrogs:

Not to crush your dreams but this isn't new. Darknet Roasters had the same idea over a year ago, lots of hype but turns out people didn't buy that much as it seems because they aren't around anymore. A lb bag was 12 dollars, 30% off if you use dark coin, they also had a bogo offer but I don't recall the reason.


[3 Points] DinoNeedsMe:

For anyone considering it, just keep in mind that just because your product is legal doesn't mean you should relax your opsec. Buying/selling anything on a DNM could get you charged with aiding a criminal organization


[2 Points] Theeconomist1:

Would it be fair trade? Where they pay farmers a fair and equitable market value for the coffee? Would it be shade grown so that trees are preserved? If so, then aboslutely not interested.


[2 Points] deepdot:

Didn't work out last time :)

https://www.reddit.com/r/DarkNetMarkets/comments/27xyp8/announcing_dark_net_roasters_order_coffee_with/


[2 Points] dutyfree_io:

Coffee + cigarettes = <3


[2 Points] plutopete:

Silk Road had Kopi Luwak Coffee for sale :)


[2 Points] woutervoorschot:

Please yes, I'm not even that crazy about my coffee, but getting some legal vendors on the dnms would be great!


[2 Points] njloof:

Cuban coffee for folks in the States?


[2 Points] Pillsbury1:

YES YES YES!! I hope I'm not the only one who is down! I'd order some


[2 Points] Smartzee:

I hope it would be wordwide shipping though


[2 Points] saddatay:

I home roast coffee beans, and would definitely be interested. I suppose I'd by on DNM, if it was really worth it.

Is this green coffee beans or roasted/whole bean?


[1 Points] None:

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[1 Points] luile:

I'd definitely be interested, but that's about four times the price I get my coffee for in Europe. Is it really that good? :D


[1 Points] None:

Coffee?

I'd start with some homemade moonshine or some other alcohol.


[1 Points] hoenikker420:

I like coffee and would be down to order some from you.


[1 Points] None:

Someone tried this recently. DarkNet Roasters is what they called themselves. I don't think they made it very far.


[1 Points] TheBreadWinner:

can we get some bulk beef jerky on DNMs pls


[-1 Points] BudgetBuyer:

Coffee makes me shit my brains out, but I can't start my day without a piping hot cup of tea. I'd definitely buy some, loose leaf or bagged. Bonus points if there are drugs mixed in.


[-1 Points] boobby1250:

SWIM would potentially be interested in this "coffee" for his pet rat-monkey-fish-frog....can my pet donkey get sand from SWIY as well?