Here's your photo, illiterate bastards ;)
I know this vendor is better known for coke, but he had some crystal for some nice prices with no review. So I made one. Seriously cokeheads, stop wasting your money when the same high is 10x less cheap. Buy this shit and weep for your ignorance!
To anyone who thinks I'm a "shill" because I write generally positive reviews: first, I scout out vendors like hell before buying. I read reviews, and generally I try to get a product I'll enjoy for a fair price. This is not fine art here people, it's fucking CHEMICALS, I'm not looking for silly reasons to deduct points. Only maybe once in a few dozen orders have I gotten something I didn't like (shitty coke from some other dude a while ago). I'm not your shitty high school chem teacher who insisted only a C-average will do, no, in my class if everyone does well everyone gets A's, and vice versus
Does 5/10 seem average for you? I know it doesn't. My average is 7, which actually sounds like average.
|| Details
Vendor: |[Whitedoc
]
Market: |[Alphabay
]
Product: |[1g Meth
]
Shipped from: |[America
]
Shipped to: |[America
]
Required FE: |[YES
]
Vacuum Sealed: |[YES
]
Decoy: |[YES
] Nothing fancy, but one was provided
Handwriting: |[NOPE
]
|| Price: $60 with priority shipping
Communication: |[10
] / 10 Responded same day, was polite.
Stealth: |[9.5
] / 10 Elaboration below.
Shipping time: |[10
] / 10 Priority 3 days flat.
Price value: |[10
] / 10 This more reflects current meth prices in general,
but especially applies to this vendor.
Aesthetics: |[10
] / 10 Hhhmm, fine body, aged in oak barrels, hints of cinnamon and chocolate at the start with a fruity aftertaste, great mouthfeel!
Weight: |[10
] / 10 A bit over
Quality: |[9.5
] / 10 Elaboration below
Transaction: |[10
] / 10 Um, quid was traded for quo?
Vendor: |[10
] / 10 I don't think I'd marry him, maybe fuck but not kill.
TOTAL SCORE: | [Fuck that
] / 100 School's out kiddies, numbers mean shit all here.
Stealth Elaboration: multiple visual barriers, sealed with tough plastic. Simple decoy still appreciated. Compared to recent reports of "characteristics LE uses to profile" Whitedoc had just one, not particularly the most important one either. External package was very low-key.
Quality Elaboration: Best ice I've gotten so far! That's not small praise considering that I haven't seen anything yet less than about upper 80s to +90%. I only gave him 9.5 because I keep getting surprised with stronger batches. The high is similar to other high-quality batches with the exception that it seems noticeably "cleaner" than usual (overall feels healthier to consume). Crystals are small, the most transparent I've seen, most are quite elongated, in fact though you may not easily make them out in the photo, there's quite a few "needles" or very thin and long small crystals. Interestingly when vaped they have some characteristics u/Vendor_BBMC said are seen in very high grade product (regardless of what you think of that godless drug fiend ;). There is little taste, and surprisingly small visible material exhaled. Also the product stays liquid longer than others I've tried, and is easier to "roll" across the pipe's interior. The liquid resolidifies more "all at once" compared to previous batches. If anyone has some pseudoscientific quality test they want me to perform, just ask in the comments Thank you
***Also the product stays liquid longer than others I've tried, and is easier to "roll" across the pipe's interior. The liquid resolidifies quite quickly compared to previous batches.***
Um.......so which one is it?