Where Can I Find A Clean Drug Test Result? It Can Be Online As I Could Just Print It Out.

I need to show someone that I have a clean urine drug test report. I take suboxone so that should show up but most tests don't even include suboxone in the test so it's not a huge deal. But is there somewhere I could find/buy essentially what you would get from the doc/clinic if you passed your drug test.

I have looked fucking everywhere and can't find anything like it at all on any DNM's I have accounts on. I tried looking online (google images) for someone else's clean drug test to photoshop but everything I found is very low quality and would look like a fake.

I know this is an unorthodox question, but thanks guys.

EDIT: This image is the closest thing I could find but it's still too low quality.

I need to have the paper by tomorrow at 4p.m. I'm fucked. I thought I would be able to easily find the results of someones clean urine test online but I was sadly way wrong.

EDIT: If anyone could find a high quality picture of a passed drug test results sheet that would be amazing and all I need. But at this point I cannot find one and neither could anyone in this thread so I may have to take the drug test, fail then attempt to scan it to my computer, edit it and print the photoshopped one out..

It's one of those tests that get sent in to the lab so I don't think synthetic urine will work :/

Edit: Also, thanks whoever is downvoting everything I post. Don't know how this post could piss someone off that much...


Comments


[10 Points] AndThenHeSays4:

Use the image as a template and then just make your own...?


[2 Points] Ethereality_DNM:

Does it need to be a digital reading (not a thing) or can you crop this or maybe this?


[2 Points] monoatomic:

Are you good at Photoshop? If not then post on r/jobs4bitcoins or something.


[2 Points] borntolude:

https://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.americanmedicalreviewofficer.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/ABC-Result.png&imgrefurl=http://www.americanmedicalreviewofficer.com/medical-review-officer-drug-testing-results/&h=1338&w=1583&tbnid=GvHbHSejvBJbXM:&docid=oBWKa4B35etO4M&ei=132pVu3_DMTKPKadg4AP&tbm=isch&ved=0ahUKEwitx7Tju8vKAhVEJQ8KHabOAPA4rAIQMwg2KDMwMw


[0 Points] arethin:

Have you tried googling "drug test lab results?" I just did and a bunch of HQ images showed up. Figured you could PS one of those


[0 Points] BigFatCat_DNM:

You're worried about suboxone showing up? I don't know about where you live but where I do, methadone clinics are huge. If you go for a pre-job drug test you just tell the person (probably good to bring paperwork to prove it) you're on methadone, suboxone etc under a doctor's care. At that point it's no different than prescribed antibiotics. In my area I believe it's illegal for the testing company to even divulge that info to your employer.


[0 Points] None:

Print off that image and go into Microsoft Word. Use your computer screen like a light table to "trace" the printout. Add any images if needed, etc.

Not sure how to make those filleted text boxes or anything though.


[0 Points] Vendor_BBMC:

This is to certify that MotherfuckingSnowman tested negative when it came to the obvious answer.

Google image search


[-1 Points] EvolutionaryReject:

How about a negative one for herpes? Asking for a eh, um, friend...