Moronic Monday - your weekly stupid questions thread!

Hey /r/DarkNetMarkets, it is time for Moronic Monday!

Post your questions here - stupid or otherwise - to get an answer. Anyone can post a question and the community as a whole is invited and encouraged to provide an answer. Many questions get submitted late each week that don't get a lot of action, so if your question didn't get answered before, feel free to post it again.

If you are a noob, check out our comprehensive FAQ; it is essentially a guide for buying from a DarkNet Market. You may also find it helpful to take a look at our informative community posts, which are full of valuable information and tips.

We do ask that you refrain from abusing noobs in this thread. Remember that everyone had to start somewhere.

Also, please refrain from asking sourcing questions or vendor recommendations in this thread. Those posts will be removed.

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Comments


[6 Points] noseybast:

How long will my order take to arrive if I order now, also how long is a piece of string?


[5 Points] Flakes2011:

I placed an order 12 minutes ago vendor hasn't shipped or responded to 25 messages I've sent!!!! It was an escrow order but do you think I'm being scammed? It was for that dank ass fire mollys!


[5 Points] None:

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[3 Points] MitalikaSucks:

Hi guys

I heard Datura is a natural aphrodisiac so was thinking to take it instead of meth & G with my gf for a night full of sex.

Any market that sells datura seeds ? And how much should we take ? Anybody experienced it as aphrodisiac before ?

Would be happy for every tip guys!


[2 Points] TheGrappler60:

How can i use my credit/debit card to buy bitcoins?


[1 Points] s4mmyM4rs:

Has anyone heard of bitblender? Is it a known scam or phishing site?


[1 Points] None:

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[1 Points] dnmnewby:

I have a package arriving to my apartment soon, but all packages must be picked up at the front office. What should I say is in it to avoid arousing suspicion? Thanks


[1 Points] dnmnewby:

Legit question here, I have a package coming into my apartment and I'll have to pick it up from the front desk person. What do I say is in it, as it should weight around 14gs? I was gonna go with a computer part or some shit, but what would be the most plausible answer in case they ask about it.