Shit customers do that sketch me the fuck out. Stay safe vendors!

  1. username is pjack92, name in decrypted message is Peter Jackson. First thing that comes to mind is either your stupid or your LE.
  2. not encrypting name and address on order. Just stupid.
  3. giving me a non existant address. Fuck you.
  4. messages with hella too much information. I'm your fucking drug dealer not your fucking friend and you ain't squeezing any info out of me motherfucker!
  5. overly desperate messages at 4pm asking for overnight ship. The fuck you think I am?
  6. new buyer account making a $1000+ order. Can be debated but you gotta fe that shit.
  7. message me with a fucking gmail/yahoo account to set up a DD. The fuck man!?

EDIT: just don't want anymore arrests like Owlcity. People want there drugs and we wanna sell them but safely. DNMs becoming mainstream and it brings mad attention from LE. Stay safe everybody.


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[57 Points] jjcooli0h:

  1. Offering their services as a paid shill.
  2. Solicitation for "Lucrative business arrangement"
  3. "If you hook my bag up nice I'll give you a solid review on Reddit"
  4. Customers who do not appear to understand that people can develop a tolerance: "I'm disputing because I used all of the drugs in ONE day when every other time they lasted me for THREE days."
  5. "This heroin just makes me tired"


[30 Points] None:

I'll argue a tiny bit on the message part... Maybe it's faux pas, but I personally try to send a friendly message with each order. I know you guys are busy, but if I like dealing with a vendor, I try to make a positive impression. Just like I expect good customer service from a vendor, I'd expect to be a good customer.

Maybe some vendors prefer to never discuss anything ever and just want the money, but I'd like it to be at least partially enjoyable for both parties.

I sent a decent encrypted message to an AB vendor the other day asking a few questions upon which I ended up finding out the answers and not going through him. Just so he didn't waste his time with my first message, I sent a non-encrypted message to the effect of: "hey, don't worry about my earlier message. Went in a different direction, but I appreciate it. Take care and stay safe!"

Be friendly can go a long way IMHO. Maybe I'm in the minority though.


[9 Points] Vendor_BBMC:

I don't know if it's just me, or I'm a much better vendor than you, but I'm not "sketched-out" by any of those things, and why would a customer give a non-existent address?

Something that IS a bit sketchy is when a vendor says he's a vendor on Reddit, but won't say which one he is. To me, you sound like a customer because those are customer concerns. But maybe you're a scammer, because you did almost the classic "Be safe, people" creepy scammer signoff.

They do it as a distraction technique like they're on your side. "What about those pesky cops, eh? Grrrr". Plus, you seem to be lacking empathy, too much of a scaredy-cat to sell drugs, and I like to know who I'm getting fucking vending lessons off.

You know what I mean? Why don't you want to be friends with your customer? Aren't you planning on being around long enough?


[11 Points] TheoryOfHarmony:

  1. Asking for a dead drop
  2. ASKING TO MEET IN PERSON
  3. Asking for my phone number
  4. Offering to tattoo themselves for free drugs
  5. "I have your doxx, send me drugs or else"


[7 Points] noonehear:

One thing I can not stand that a vendor does is bitch at its buyers for violating a rule that you do not have listed. You could address every problem you listed by answering them in your profile.

Not one of the reasons (except #1 with the "or your LE"... do you search your LEO database or something?) has to do with how OwlCity was caught.

If first order is over $1000 "you gotta FE that shit": My response would be "fuck you I'll go to a competitor. Listing is being reported for asking for FE. Way to read the marketplace rules."

Shit vendors do that sketch me out: 1. Say they will make things right when they don't. 2. Not answering a question in a timely manner. I rarely have a question but if it is not answered withing 2 business days I'll go look elsewhere. If they dont have time to type a response imagine the procrastination that goes on with physically shipping an item. I have come to find that if a listing does not contain a certain peice of important info then you are better off going elsewhere.
3. Non-FE listing and the vendor asks you to FE. I report said vendor 4. Learn fucking English and grammar. How you conduct yourself online tells a lot about general intelligence and how one conducts themselves in real life. Would you rather have a gangster look alike or a normal average person who does not stick out at all do the shipping? 5. Claiming that a dispute is an annoyance and a waste of their time (hey mannn its my BTC) when the vendor asks you to wait another few days... when it autofinalizes the next day.
6. Obviously completely fake return address. 7. Throwing ganga into a vac bag, sealing it with your moms hair straightener = TOP LEVEL STEALTH. 8. Paying for expedited or overnight shipping and the vendor taking their sweet time. 9. Vendors cancelling orders when BTC has a sudden sharp decrease.
10. Looking at a situation through their eyes only / not being able to see things from the buyers viewpoint.
11. Sending each different item in a different package. Nothing like have 6 identical looking / same return address packages show up on your doorstep. 12. SENDING TRACKING NUMBER UNENCRYPTED.


[2 Points] None:

Don't forget messaging you asking for samples haha


[1 Points] Yourdadisdisappoint:

dd?


[1 Points] JRx007:

Usually the only communication I have with the vendors I use is encrypted shipping info. I thanked one vendor I had multiple orders with just because I was so impressed by their shipping times and quality.

Other then that, I always figured it's best to get to business and get it done quick and efficient. Sometimes I'll send them a message on their more active market accounts letting them know a paid order is waiting for them on a lesser visited market.

Most important thing for a customer to do is finalize as soon as he has the product in hand and have tested it somehow. Waiting for an auto-finalize has got to be a pain in the ass - I know I've had some auto-canceled orders - If you won't/can't ship the order, cancel that order - waiting three days to get your btc back is a pain in the ass.


[1 Points] Magicpurpleponyrider:

Dude, I went out of my way to try to teach someone how to use it and his username was his fucking Instagram name. Natural selection people


[1 Points] sim667:

Made my first ever order last night with someone

Made payment and sent nothing but my address with my initials as my name, encrypted using the sellers PGP key.

Did I do the good thing?


[1 Points] None:

My DNM vendors may not be my friends but they are often the most important person in my life and when you get a reliable one, it makes life so much easier.


[1 Points] bm2l:

What email should we use then


[1 Points] Darknettoker:

Hey genius you are dealing with drug addicts and drug dealers.


[1 Points] disposable43436879:

Go fuck yourself, asshole. You'll have plenty of time to contemplate all this while you're in prison.


[1 Points] Frodoteabagger:

There's a couple vendors I like chatting with, busy ones too. And some vendors ignore basic questions and as a result I tell them thanks for the lack of attention and you lost a customer. If you don't take the time to build a genial relationship with your customers you're leaving cash on the table.


[1 Points] None:

The only one I don't agree with is #4. These are the DNM's, not the streets. The information here is supposed to be more abundant. If you don't know the answer to one of my questions, that is fine. However, I have every right to ask it. If you don't like it, I'll order from a vendor with better customer service.


[1 Points] pandawrites:

I've never purchased anything and wouldn't even know where to start. Seriously. I'm reading all these forums and thinking to myself how does anyone even approach a vendor given LE, and let's face it, there's no "How to" list or manual for buying or selling. And no, I'm not asking. I'm marveling over the fact anyone does it because I don't understand the process.


[-1 Points] MakingitAHABIT:

ALSO BE AWARE OF ITEMS that can be pre-flagged for interception. Like PO BOX address. If its preflagged its intercepted at the drop spot, thats too close for comfort. If it doesn't look like a normal address, Decline the order. If Its not encrypted correctly, there is no excuse all the markets have Auto Encrypt.


[-1 Points] None:

What does peter Jackson mean?


[-3 Points] RaveTurkey01:

  1. Maybe he started smoking Peter Jacksons in 92 so it's a fake name.
  2. Pretty stupid but at the same time, i don't see how this matters unless the market is compromised or you're vending outside of the markets via email. If it's on the markets, you should be deleting the addresses as soon as the packs are sent anyway.
  3. Maybe the address was right and you spelt it wrong or made a mistake. Why would anyone give an address that doesn't exist at all? That doesn't make sense.
  4. I'm spending $$$ with you. You can listen to my problems if I tell you (or you just don't bother reading it). Maybe your customer was telling you she had problems with her husband because she needed to validate / reason as to why she was buying drugs. That's for her peace of mind that she's really not doing anything wrong, not yours. All you need to say is it's ok. I think maybe your customer service is severely lacking.
  5. You're a drug dealer (according to your words). If it was a big enough deal I'm sure messaging you asking for overnight shipping at 4pm is reasonable. Fuck it Youve got my money so I want my fuckin drugs
  6. Probably different there, but over here $1000 isn't really much of an order. Barely accounts for an 8ball and if I'm having a bender I don't wanna run out and have to wait for more to come
  7. Ok that ones stupid. But if it's encrypted who knows what is in the contents of the email.


[-3 Points] The1uniquesnowflake:

Is all that cursing necessary? Are you from Brooklyn? Be chill, go watch Pineapple Express man... only time you need to act gangsta is when they are at your front door. Watch the movie again, son.


[-6 Points] None:

Get a new line of work!