Remember where you hide your drugs! A pathetic story of losing 8 grams of MDMA/MDA in my own house

I'm no drug dealer, just a small time user. I like to order in bulk to make things cheaper and I always have a supply for 6-12 months for myself.

In 5 days I will be leaving to go to EDC so I wanted to cap my MDA and MDMA I bought from HL a while ago. I have been sober from all drugs since March :'( I found another job and testing it out of the way so it's time to get crazy next week! I go into my closest and put my hand on the top shelf where I put my MDMA.. but it's not there. My heart rate started to go up. I got on the tip of my toes and there was nothing on the shelf. I freaked the fuck out! I KNOW I put it there last, I only rehide shit when I get really high on MXE (don't do this lol) and I haven't done MXE for months. I told my SO I can't find it and got him worried.

I started slowly pulling everything out of the closet going threw bags, pockets, every box I had in there and every drawer in the bedroom thinking I must have moved it and forgot all about it. That was $400 dollars, 4 grams of MDA and 4 of MDMA, a years worth of rolls to me and my SO. I know my other room mate has fuck buddies over when we're gone for work, maybe one of them knew I had drugs and grabbed it out of my closet or maybe the cleaning ladies took it.. we did have a different cleaning lady a few weeks ago. After going threw everything and unable to find it I told my SO I think someone broke into our house when we were gone and took it. I was pissed off, thinking of the only person at work who knows I casually roll every few months and knows where I live might have taken my 8 grams. I was ready to go break some legs and take my shit back from who ever took it.

My SO was able to calm me down and said we need to put up a camera and see if it happens again. I wait a few hours, leaving everything out of the closet just to cool off and see if I can get an order going before EDC comes up. I go back and sit on the bed just looking at the shelf thinking if I moved it, but it's not in my normal hiding places. I decide to grab the step stool and take a final look before cleaning my room. As I come inside from the garage I notice the closet in the washroom.. I thought to myself I know I've used it as a hiding spot once before but couldn't remember what for. So I open the door and I see a stack of baseball hats! Of course! I remember hiding something in the stack of hats a long time ago because no one ever uses them! I found my 8 grams and was so excited, I felt a huge wave of relief.

When I hide things on MXE I forget where I put them even when they are in obvious spots. When I hide things sober I hide them somewhere I will forget.. I hope I never hide things on MXE in really good spots or I'm doomed.

TL'DR: Don't hide your drugs while sober... or high.. just consume them all instead.


Comments


[41 Points] misconstrudel:

Only users lose drugs.


[10 Points] None:

Omg I do this ALL the time while I'm on xanax. I have over a few hundred bars because well like you said buying in bulk is cheaper. Xanax makes me think hey I should re hide it and do more stupid shit along...ugh. Idiot xanny brain


[9 Points] None:

I lost 60 hits of 25-I while tripping on 25-I. I cleaned my room and found my hits, i decided to lay them on the floor while im moving furniture. I forget they are there and come back and vaccum the whole room. I take out the trash and finally get back home, sit down, and realize what i just did.


[5 Points] soil-mate:

Glad you found it!

My ex was really good at losing drugs, I remember him and his old roommate lost a bag of 2 grams of MDMA once and could never find it. Fast forward about 6 months, he was babysitting his 1 year old niece and next thing he knows he looks over and sees the baby teething on the entire bag.

Thank god it didn't rupture, or that would have been a dead child.

Lesson learned, hopefully.


[3 Points] 1percentof1:

on a second note, dont change your privet key pass when you've been up days on meth just becuase you want to do something


[3 Points] goldpandabear:

Glad you found it man. I'm going with my gf as well. How are you dosing your MDMA/MDA? I have both as well and want to try the mixture for the first time there.


[2 Points] roionsteroids:

I hide all my drugs in my fridge.


[2 Points] Blarfles:

Whenever I hide things while on MXE, I always make a note of it on my phone. Comes in handy.


[2 Points] bsevs:

Once I was blackout drunk and hid an ounce of bud in my room and didn't find it for a couple of months. Turns out I removed one of my dresser drawers and duct taped the bag to the back of it. I felt like a huge ass because the morning after I hid it I thought I had forgot it in my buddies car who had dropped me off at my house the night before and I had myself convinced that he was lying to me about it not being in there and that he stole my weed.


[1 Points] None:

Glad you found your stash :) EDC here we come!


[1 Points] None:

the best is when you buy something, hide it, forget you bought it and a couple months later you get a present from yourself.


[1 Points] Woodsie_Lord:

I don't lose drugs, I just forget I bought them and give presents to my future-self in case my future-self ever goes broke and can't afford drugs. Though It's funny when I think of it. I'm an adult, live in my own apartment, my parents pretty much know I use drugs - so I don't need to hide the shit when they come visit me. Yet, I tend to furiously hide most of my shit I don't need/use atm (and not leave it on the table as a normal adult would do), mostly in very awkward places where I wouldn't suspect any drugs being hidden. I get disappointed that I hid my stash and don't know where but I also get happy because I know my future-self will eventually manage to find the drugs and be happy too haha.

Some awkward places where I found drugs I like to do such as weed, coke, lucy and shrooms, include - entrails of my acoustic guitar, fridge, empty beer bottle and insides of a videocasette. I wonder what will be the next place.


[1 Points] Fbulol:

Hahaha I just spent 30 mins yesterday looking for my 2cb I hid while on mxe. I feel for ya


[1 Points] cannabisity:

I've hid my MXE while on MXE and couldn't find it for a few weeks before haha. It happens.


[1 Points] idontsmokecrack:

Lol, I've lost my MXE so many times while doing MXE.

I remember the last time I did MXE I just death-gripped the vial to make sure it wasn't going anywhere that night.


[1 Points] ScreepySpirits:

About 1 year ago, I was insanely, super stoned... and I decide to hide my 10 grams of potent Cubensis mushrooms somewhere in my house.

The next day, I wake up still super f'd up, but can't find the fucking shrooms. I am close to wrecking my whole apartment, broke down a mirror and smashed my computer desk into pieces, still didn't find it. Nowhere.

It's been 1 year and I never found it, I will never know where the fuck I've been hiding these fucking shrooms. But I KNOW they were in the fucking house. I will never know.

Either this or I have some fucked up thieves as roommates.