Tinfoil Hat Tuesday!

Bust out your tinfoil hats and let's gather together to post all of the crazy conspiracy theories and alarm ringing FUD that we possibly can!


Comments


[3 Points] HonkySpaceship:

Diamond isn't rogue. This is all a fed tactic to get VJ.


[2 Points] dmnthief:

DHL is right and I work for Abraxas :D


[2 Points] BlakcKnight:

im pretty sure /u/theeconomist1 is LE


[2 Points] legalize-drugs:

The Central Intelligence Agency is heavily involved in the international heroin and cocaine trades!!!


[2 Points] TorCock:

LE does not have access to Alphabay (site/server, personnel, anything) and therefore is FUDing the shit out of her here in order to keep the flies in the webs they CAN manipulate.


[1 Points] throwaway8089078:

LE is currently allowing the markets to run unimpeded as part of a mind control experiment. All vendors are LE and, instead of sending you pure drugs, they add an unknown mind-control agent to your drugs. So, you still get high, and reagent tests still show that your product is legit, but you are unknowingly ingesting an additional substance that allows the government to subtly influence your decisions without your knowledge.

That or maybe a nano-chip that is small enough to snort begins tracking your every move after sniffing that first glorious line of MXE. Sort of like giving a dog his medicine hidden in a piece of cheese. Otherwise he wouldn't take it, would he?