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Vendor Name/Marketplace: |
uncutking/alphabay |
Product/s reviewed: |
0.5G sample of FS Coke |
International?: |
(list countries) no |
Vendor requires FE?: |
no |
Price before shipping: |
$17 |
Shipping cost : |
$6 |
Customer Service: | pick one below with an "x" like this: [x] |
[x]+5 |
Superb: Polite, prompt, ensures satisfaction |
[ ]+4 |
Good: Professional, exhibits customer care |
[ ]+3 |
Satisfactory: Adequate responses, resolved issue |
[ ]+2 |
Marginal: Subpar communication, partial resolution |
[ ]+1 |
Bad: Poor communication, no resolution |
[ ]+0 |
Awful: Abusive responses, no resolution |
Product Quality: | pick one below |
[x]+5 |
Highest purity - highly potent |
[ ]+4 |
Mostly pure - potent |
[ ]+3 |
Minor cut or impurity - strong |
[ ]+2 |
Cut and/or impure - medium to weak |
[ ]+1 |
Almost entirely cut - very weak |
[ ]+0 |
Possibly bunk - no effect |
Processing Speed: | pick one below |
[x]+5 |
Processed & marked shipped in 24hrs |
[ ]+4 |
Processed & marked shipped in 48 hrs |
[ ]+3 |
Processed & marked shipped in 72 hrs |
[ ]+2 |
Package is late |
[ ]+1 |
Package is very late |
[ ]+0 |
Never received package |
Price Value: | pick one below |
[x]+5 |
Excellent - great value & low cost |
[ ]+4 |
Moderate - worthy value & fair cost |
[ ]+3 |
At-market - neither good nor bad |
[ ]+2 |
Below-market - so-so value, high cost |
[ ]+1 |
Exorbitant - low value, excessive cost |
[ ]+0 |
Rip-off - little-to-no value, unjustified cost |
Stealth & OpSec: | check all that apply |
[ ]+1 |
Vacuum-sealed |
[ ]+1 |
Mylar/non-porous container |
[x]+1 |
Decoy/misdirection |
[x]+1 |
Low package profile |
[x]+1 |
Good OpSec/PGP |
TOTAL: | 92% |
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This is my first DNM review so please bear with me. Uncutking was promt and polite when it came to answering my questions regarding his PGP key. Product came to my door two days later, opened the decoy then the baggy and there was that nice strong gasoline smell that everyone loves. Product itself was potent and gave me a nice smooth high for a good 30 minutes. Felt like the man. Not a fiendish urge to redose like most street coke. Will definitly be ordering from uncutking again.
EDIT: Formatting errors with the template.
No mylar or even a vac seal? Decoys don't fool drug sniffing dogs. Even if it's the best coke on the planet, no thanks.