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Vendor Name/Marketplace: |
UsToUs on Agora |
Product/s reviewed: |
100mg MDMA Sample |
Vendor requires FE?: |
Didn't require FE at the time when I ordered, however, I did so because of an advertised bonus. The vendor has since changed to required FE. |
Price before shipping: |
$7 |
Shipping cost : |
$1.50 for letter mail |
Customer Service: | pick one below with an "x" like this: [x] |
[x]+5 |
Superb: Polite, prompt, ensures satisfaction |
[ ]+4 |
Good: Professional, exhibits customer care |
[ ]+3 |
Satisfactory: Adequate responses, resolved issue |
[ ]+2 |
Marginal: Subpar communication, partial resolution |
[ ]+1 |
Bad: Poor communication, no resolution |
[ ]+0 |
Awful: Abusive responses, no resolution |
Product Quality: | pick one below |
[5]+5 |
Highest purity - highly potent |
[ ]+4 |
Mostly pure - potent |
[ ]+3 |
Minor cut or impurity - strong |
[ ]+2 |
Cut and/or impure - medium to weak |
[ ]+1 |
Almost entirely cut - very weak |
[ ]+0 |
Possibly bunk - no effect |
Processing Speed: | pick one below |
[x]+5 |
Processed & marked shipped in 24hrs |
[ ]+4 |
Processed & marked shipped in 48 hrs |
[ ]+3 |
Processed & marked shipped in 72 hrs |
[ ]+2 |
Package is late |
[ ]+1 |
Package is very late |
[ ]+0 |
Never received package |
Price Value: | pick one below |
[5]+5 |
Excellent - great value & low cost |
[ ]+4 |
Moderate - worthy value & fair cost |
[ ]+3 |
At-market - neither good nor bad |
[ ]+2 |
Below-market - so-so value, high cost |
[ ]+1 |
Exorbitant - low value, excessive cost |
[ ]+0 |
Rip-off - little-to-no value, unjustified cost |
Stealth & OpSec: | check all that apply |
[x]+1 |
Vacuum-sealed |
[ ]+1 |
Mylar/non-porous container |
[x]+1 |
Decoy/misdirection |
[x]+1 |
Low package profile |
[x]+1 |
Good OpSec/PGP |
TOTAL: | (24/25 for 96% ) |
I ordered on a Wednesday morning while Agora was shitting itself and about 30 minutes later it was marked confirmed and shipped and the vendor promptly responded to my messages. I got the letter on the next Tuesday. More than sufficient stealth for what little product it was. I got a milligram scale and a marquis test kit in the mail the following Friday and the product was around ~50mg overweight and tested straight to black. Took the MDMA that Friday night and, while I have nothing to compare it to, I had a fucking blast and was rolling my fucking balls off. My girlfriend was "tripsitting" me since she is inexperienced with drugs and I wanted her to see what the effects are and what fun it is. I ended cuddling her so hard that she still has bruises. As soon as I felt it kick in it took 2 minutes to go from "oh shit let's go" to "HOLY SHIT SOMEONE TOUCH ME!" while dancing around to music that I normally don't care much for. I'm not a social person or a dancer but I was going hard. Took a bath and almost came. Played with my prostate and almost came. Rolled around on a dew covered trampoline and almost came. Had a fucking great time and I will definitely be ordering more from UsToUs as soon as Agora stops shitting itself and the price stays reasonable.
Not usually the one to nitpick, but it should be 24/25 for 96%
But damn you make MDMA sound really good...maybe I should try it.