Why the hell would a vendor use this as a decoy? How the hell am I going to explain this to my wife?
Enema Kit?
Why the hell would a vendor use this as a decoy? How the hell am I going to explain this to my wife?
[95 Points] BobTehUnicorn:
[87 Points] bubble121:
Are you sure you didn't order the enema kit and the drugs are a decoy?
[67 Points] Satoshi-:
better take up /r/pegging.
[31 Points] samwhiskey:
I love doing drugs with my wife and not worrying about her opening a pack. She calls when a pack arrived and tells me all about the stealth.
[14 Points] CalebEast:
because who would tamper with an enema kit?
[8 Points] None:
Best i ever got was a pack of false moustaches from NL.I bet avid buyers have like a whole box full of cheap ass dollar store products they received as decoys!
[5 Points] tailsuser2:
U/boofsquad is at it again.
[5 Points] None:
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[4 Points] 95R2016:
That is hilarious! I've only ever had a waxing strip for a decoy.
[3 Points] LittlelLo:
Just do the fucking anal while on whatever you ordered man. It will be fun.
[2 Points] None:
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[2 Points] blackhand25:
I'd be lying if I said I never considered doing something like that on an order.
[2 Points] TipTopHank:
because vendors think it will fool/distract customs/LE but in fact it does the quite opposite.....
[4 Points] SudoAptGetMeASammich:
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[2 Points] Dnm_cunt:
LOL I had a pack a while ago that came in an ovulation testing kit. Opened it in front of my brother and that took more explaining than the drugs contained within.
[1 Points] None:
You ate too much cheese?
[1 Points] None:
Hahhahaha dumbass.
[1 Points] throwawayawayx1:
haha are you in the UK?
One vendor send me some weed inside of a pregnancy test kit once, was so confused until I opened it.
[1 Points] DNMShopper:
Another example of why I stopped coming here, thanks for the reminder op.
[1 Points] klobster2:
[1 Points] dnmyesterday:
Tell wifey that last time you munched on her kitty her butthole stank like a dead squirrel. That you got an enema for her and she better use it.
[1 Points] None:
This is honestly the best stealth i've heard of. No custom officer will wanna search a Enema Kit. A+++.
Just admit you have a Enema fetish she will still love you <3
[1 Points] None:
I would clean my ass if were planning on plugging but that's just me!
[1 Points] Tune-chi:
You can use it to boof your gear bro. He's saving you some time and trouble and introducing you to proper ROA.
[1 Points] None:
It's prolly to clean all the residue out of your arse after plugging drugs up there. Just a guess...
[1 Points] Jayseeks90:
tell her you are constipated and too embarrassed to buy one at the pharmacy
Tell her you want to try something new tonight