I have a bad gut feeling that my mail is being profiled. I ordered from a vendor who had been under investigation at the time and was arrested a month or so after my order (which came through no problems). Since then I have noticed some aberrations in my mail. One pack containing illicit goods was marked as arriving at the PO where I have a box, but it was never put in my box and I eventually had to go and ask about it at the counter a week later. They found it in less than two minutes, and an additional employee came out from the back just to get a look at me before heading back to wherever it is they lurk. It has also happened with at least one clear net pack since (marked as arrived at PO but not put in box). I've had several legit packs arrive with no issues since, but still I am paranoid.
So....what are some extremely sketchy, yet legal, things I could order to test if my address is burnt?
Big Black Dildos should do the job....Bahahahahahaaaaaa!!!!!!!