[Vendor Review] [Multi-Review] TwistyTheClown: Crystal Meth * Zoolander: Butane Hash * PsiloManufacture: Ethylphenidate (Shitalin), 3-MMC * Canada Candy: a-PVP (Algore)

Reviewed



TwistyTheClown

  1. Setting
    • Vendor - TwistyTheClown
    • Market - Evo
    • Product - Crystal Meth
    • Price - ~$70/g, FE
    • Countries - USA/USA
  2. Vendor
    • Service - A
    • Shipping - A+
    • Stealth - B-
    • Security - A
    • Communication - A
  3. Product
    • Weight - A+
    • Purity - B+
    • Potency - A-
    • Price Value - A
    • Aesthetic - A-
  4. Comments:

Overall score: A

TwistyTheClown most definitely delivers quickly. The response & turn-around times are great, there is no doubt. The stealth, I feel, could be a bit better. TTC employs a decoy, which is good, but it's honestly more of a gag. That said, it's better than no decoy at all, & it's certainly worth a giddy chuckle before delving into some bingo shards.

And shards they are indeed, great big ones with very little shake. However, upon slicing & dicing through these shards, I quickly discovered that there are some blocks of co-crystallized something else. Occasionally a pile of this imposter crystal finds its way to the oil burner & must be suffered through to get to the good stuff tied somewhere in the crystal lattice ice matrix, but it's worth the perseverence, I assure you.

So yeah, you get a good chunk of quality bingo at a very reasonable price, & that's why I have to give this a price value of "A". Sure, it could be a bit purer, but you could also be paying out the septum for it. At this price you might be better off learning to recrystallize or perform some other purification technique than you are shelling out extra for the ultra-high purity product. For the service & the slightly overweight portion, I have to recommend it.


Zoolander

Zoolander
Vendor Name/Marketplace: Zoolander / Evo
Product/s reviewed: "1g Medical TC Labs/ Terpx Shatter"
International?: USA/USA
Vendor requires FE?: no
Price before shipping: ~$30
Shipping cost: ~$5
Customer Service: pick one below with an "x" like this: [x]
[x]+5 Superb: Polite, prompt, ensures satisfaction
[ ]+4 Good: Professional, exhibits customer care
[ ]+3 Satisfactory: Adequate responses, resolved issue
[ ]+2 Marginal: Subpar communication, partial resolution
[ ]+1 Bad: Poor communication, no resolution
[ ]+0 Awful: Abusive responses, no resolution
Product Quality: pick one below
[x]+5 Highest purity - highly potent
[ ]+4 Mostly pure - potent
[ ]+3 Minor cut or impurity - strong
[ ]+2 Cut and/or impure - medium to weak
[ ]+1 Almost entirely cut - very weak
[ ]+0 Possibly bunk - no effect
Processing Speed: pick one below
[x]+5 Processed & marked shipped in 24hrs
[ ]+4 Processed & marked shipped in 48 hrs
[ ]+3 Processed & marked shipped in 72 hrs
[ ]+2 Package is late
[ ]+1 Package is very late
[ ]+0 Never received package
Price Value: pick one below
[ ]+5 Excellent - great value & low cost
[x]+4 Moderate - worthy value & fair cost
[ ]+3 At-market - neither good nor bad
[ ]+2 Below-market - so-so value, high cost
[ ]+1 Exorbitant - low value, excessive cost
[ ]+0 Rip-off - little-to-no value, unjustified cost
Stealth & OpSec: check all that apply
[x]+1 Vacuum-sealed
[x]+1 Mylar/non-porous container
[ ]+1 Decoy/misdirection
[x]+1 Low package profile
[x]+1 Good OpSec/PGP

Hmm, I'm realizing just now that this particular vendor review template sucks balls.

The main thing I wanna say about Zoolander is this: my first order with this vendor never arrived. I complained about it, and he told me to order another one & he'd comp the first one for me. And goddammit, he did just that, so good on him.

As to the product, one is Sour Diesel BHO which I find to smoke a good bit longer & to be a nice workhorse of a high, true to the Sour Diesel reputation. The other one is called "Flo Candy Wax" & OMG that's got such a lovely flavor and smell. Though it's a bit of a knockout I find; definitely something for sitting back & chilling out with. Either way, fire BHO, lovely taste, & fairly easy to work with. The Sour Deez is quite brittle, especially in a cold room.

Man, you guys gotta let me know when a vendor review template kinda sucks ass like this... shit.


PsiloManufacture

1. Setting
Vendor PsiloManufacture
Market Evo
Product Ethylphenidate & 3-MMC
Price ~$30/g
Countries EU/USA
2. Vendor
Service A
Shipping A
Stealth A
Security A
Communication A
3. Product
Weight A
Purity A
Potency A
Price Value B (a reflection of the drugs, not vendor)
Aesthetic B

Comments:

Not much to say here. Vendor delivers product as advertised. Ethylphenidate, aka "Shitalin", & 3-MMC aren't really worth the time & effort though, I'm afraid, at least, not for my tastes. With ethylphenidate, the trouble is ROA, as has been noted by others. It hurts too much to sniff up into the nasal passages, & it burns quite a bit when taken under the tongue, or "sublingually", as it were. It doesn't lend itself easily to vaporization & tastes like nasty rubber shit anyway.

This leaves ingestion or suit-casing it, & I find the effects do not compensate for the effort involved in the latter (referring here to rectal administration). As to the former method, ingestion that is, it's only so-so. Stimulation is definitely present, but it's nothing significant or euphoric. Pretty run-of-the-mill, not too unlike a good dose of caffeine. Not worth it in my opinion, but other's mileage may--& does indeed, as evidenced anecdotally at least--vary.

As to the 3-MMC, it's more or less in the same category as the above; meaning to say: it's certainly a stimulant but nothing noteworthy or of any value to the stimulant enthusiast. It doesn't vape easily & anyways a threshold dosage is too high to make it worth chasing in this fashion, vis-a-vis vaporization.

That said, everything else about this vendor is top notch, and the quality of the product was fine indeed. Just not my proverbial cup of tea, I suppose.


CanadaCandy 1g PVP

1. Setting
Vendor CanadaCandy
Market Evo
Product a-PVP
Price ~$35/g
Countries Canada/USA
2. Vendor
Service A
Shipping A
Stealth A
Security A
Communication A
3. Product
Weight A
Purity A
Potency A
Price Value A
Aesthetic B

Comments:

I love some good a-PVP, & this hits the mark in terms of simplicity, easy order fulfillment, & a decent product. I've had some crystal-form a-PVP that seemed to pack a bit more punch, I'll say, but this is damn fine a-PVP powder nonetheless, & I can totally get down on this shit all night. Just be aware that with zero tolerance, the tachycardia this stim brings to the table is more than a little alarming. Ease into it, then realize it's compulsive as a motherfucker, but it'll never arrive, keep that in mind. Just enjoy it for the low-commitment-level stim that it is & you'll be fine.


Comments


[3 Points] None:

Nice review, cool template experimentation. Glad Zoolander's order didn't turn into a CD for you given his recently seized packages.


[2 Points] None:

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[2 Points] HarleyDavidsonFXR2:

You paid $30 for a gram of top shelf shatter and you give the price a 4? You are a tough customer, you can't get it that cheap in a CA dispensary.


[1 Points] alwayslookingformore:

Just a comment on the templates:

I saw some flak thrown about for the middle template too. It made it kinda easy to fill out, but was just too LONG. My .02 is that the entire review or god damn most of it are all on the first page without having to scroll down. Obviously multi-vender and larger reviews exceed that, but the reader has the choice to read it all or not. For my reviews I like to get all the info out there and then give a summary (template 1)