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Comments


[3 Points] b0gg3r:

If I as a vendor have some less than clean BTC,what's the best way to cashout?


[3 Points] isodnm:

BlueViking 1 previous purchase policy - do I actually need it? If so who else can I order from that is quality and will ship by this weekend for LSD


[3 Points] shippingthrowaway10:

I'm sending a couple tabs to my friend.

I have it well hidden at this point and want to send it priority so I have tracking and get there fast. I went to the post office today and got a priority envelope that will fit the package. Will I need to show ID when I go to drop it off/pay for it? I wanted to pay upfront and just blue box it, but the guy didn't seem to want to sell me a prepaid envelope and I didnt want to push the issue. Now I'm concerned.


[2 Points] obsidianchao:

Couple questions for my favorite druggies, both weed related:

One, I just moved from a smoking apartment to nonsmoking. Chief'd for days in the smoking apartment because I didn't give a fuck, but this one I have a few issues with. I have two upstairs neighbors I don't want smelling it and it's cold as Antarctica outside, so I can't open a window. Should I just leave my bongs on my shelf until it warms up, and just roll up or smoke bowls outside? (Don't mind bowls because they're relatively easy to stealth but like hell am I taking my bongs out)

Second question for you blunt smokers: favorite wraps/rillos/cigars to roll with? I only smoke blunts very rarely, generally as a celebration, so I haven't tried a whole lot of products.


[2 Points] 1234567as1:

Lizard labs.eu, ya or na?


[2 Points] Throwmeaway101001:

Just exactly how safe is this. I've been hanging on to the edge and I really want to try it because I've been getting shit product recently and I'm pissed that I'm basically giving away my money to dealers with no integrity. I've done research and I see that you can hide and mask a lot of things but I am a person with things that I'd rather not lose. I have a son and a reputable job in my community.


[2 Points] None:

Agora not taking any more members


[2 Points] smegmasamich:

As a former mobile lurker who has now transferred all of his DNM related stuff to Tails/tor and is now using his tails laptop to access this I barely noticed the Bailey Jay picture at the bottom. I'm not even mad lol. But why her?

I recently purchased a few goodies for a music festival that i will be attending in two weeks. I purchased a few DOM tabs and a few LSD tabs. I was planning on staying sober the first day, the second day take 1 or 2 tabs of LSD, and the third day take 1 DOM tab. I also bought an edible DMT chocolate from Dankhunter. I am debating on when to take this. I have alway thought of DMT as more spiritual and wanted to take it alone for my first time but i would have to hold on to it for a while before i do it. I was debating on whether or not to take it at the music festival(on the first day). I love tripping at festivals because everybody is always nice and psycs put me really in tune with the music. This being DMT and it being my first time i am unsure. I'm probably going to wait and store it somewhere for a few weeks. I could maybe take it before the music festival but that would be this weekend and i do not have anything prepared. So guys, what do? Take DMT chocolate now (probably this weekend), take it at the music festival (in two weeks), or store it for a month or two?


[1 Points] crabbyabby1234:

Why is it sometimes you have to enter your password when decrypting PGP ( I always get prompted for a pswd when decrypting Agora's PGP login) but other times, like decrypting PGP messages from venders, I don't get prompted?


[1 Points] Benraska1:

How can I turn USD into BitCoin to use on the markets?


[1 Points] whitepirate710:

So, I am running Tails on SD using a computer with no hdd out of the garbage. Am I safe? Should I add VPN to my router? Would using hotspot from a burner be more safe?


[1 Points] thecheat420:

Is there anybody here that smokes meth or uses a similar pipe for other stuff, if so where do you buy yours? I can find a few clearnet sites to get them but most of them are wholesale sites.


[1 Points] 1234567as1:

Ok so electrum wallet. Let's say I have 50$ in bitcoin wallet, but then I turn my computer off without persistence. Will the seed generator be able to save my coins? Also, which address is the address of my wallet. I see a bunch under the "recieveing" tab. Are all of these mine?


[1 Points] 4gotmypas:

How do I be a vendor and are there a lot of hoops to jump through?

Tired of getting $140/oz for top shelf that I used to get $300 for. Same amount of work, less than half the money..


[1 Points] buggaboooo:

would it help to generate different PGP keys for each market you're on, just to make it more difficult for anyone to make connections between multiple buyer accounts?


[1 Points] jiffypoppers:

How do I manage PGP keys when using a Live DVD? Is leaving No Script off a bad idea in Tails?


[1 Points] IAMQUASAR:

Ok super dumb question but I am piss drunk. Is posting things about drugs on this forum or reddit in general without using tor or proxies dangerous? If the answer is yes than this post is FUCKED.


[1 Points] buddahmusic:

Im looking anonymous bank accounts.. preferably Canadian but I can live with US bank also.. To clarify, Ive seen a lot of these "VBAs for paypal confirmation" and Im not certain they are exactly what Im looking for, though I could be wrong.. Id like to purchase a normal checking account, that I will have access to (with or without debit card) and be able to transfer into and out of (or withdraw in the case that a debit card is included.) The account having a balance in it is not of interest to me. I'm not totally familiar with these VBAs for paypal use, so if these types of accounts usually fit this description by all means correct me, if not does anyone know if these are common on DNMs and what I might search for to find them?


[0 Points] None:

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