Fk it, lets play games then.

All of my money is tied up in BB so I have nothing else to do. So here's a crazy game to try. Make the longest sentence you can with the words all starting with the same letter. And it has to make some kind of sense. Here is mine: So suddenly some Soviet Socialist skinheads, somewhere scamming, supposedly said Satin surely shits somewhere south, so southern sanitation suffers severely..."Shit stinks" shouted some skanky slut simultainiously skillfully shooting some stepped-on shit she said sufficiently SUCKS!!.....so sad.


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[37 Points] pelyphin:

Every elf expects enterprising employees exchanging earnings, electing efficient executives; exacting, environmentalist envoys earn erections every evenfall, extending ecstasy, exploring efflorescence, exposing each expense: effervescent - expressionless, embittered - existence ends.


[19 Points] blackhand25:

Baking By Blackhand's bamboo bondage bulkhead, Byron bribed Blake by buying biscuits because Banksy bought Blake's blue blood background books before Black Bank became Black Blank.

*drops mic*

:edit: *runs back* sorry, I know the mics are expensive, I just got caught up in the moment.


[19 Points] _-________________-_:

All of my money is tied up in BB

Blocked bitcoins by Black Bank blows bigtime; "Blatant bullshit", bitches bitter buyer. :-p


[13 Points] LittleNiggerBaby4:

Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo.

I knew some idiot who decided to write 'hail satan' on a hat because she thought it would be funny and wrote hail satin and she had to be expained what satin is


[9 Points] procowtipper:

All astronauts always astutely admonish aspirations above any astronomical apparitions.


[8 Points] 123Kidd:

The Tiniest Tank Trolls Thailand Teaching Tinier Tanks Things.


[7 Points] commentonthred:

Yours was 10/10 I spent 5 mins trying. i give up.


[4 Points] violentalcoholic:

"Suck satan's slimy saturated sack satisfactorily!", screamed Steven Smith's seventeenth safest slave slayer sister's son's savior.


[4 Points] pelyphin:

Arrogant alien assholes activate ancient alprazolam amphorae, agitating alcoholic amphetamine army aggressors; altruistic airbenders attack, adding annihilation (always allowed) amongst antagonists: after all ammunition accidentally applied, achromatic ashes adhere, afflicting amorphous artifacts; atonement affirms avaricious asphyxiation attempting ascendance, and adventurous, asocial aspirants ask after ascribed alchemy, adjourning anticlimactic authorship, admitting autotheism, amen.


[4 Points] None:

Crips cannot collect current commodities cause California chastises corrupt Celebrity charity chairman causing calamitous confusion culminating collapse correlated cross country. I don't think you should be allowed to use the same word twice.


[3 Points] gorillaprocessor:

Forty Federalies faked ferocious fucking, four fifties fired ferociously, flak flailed for five final ferrets, finally, fever frolicked fro from funding for final findings forever, for freedom found final failure for felony fluff. fin.


[3 Points] Bestbudusa:

Bad Billy Benson, Born Billiam Buxton Baily, began buying bars bi-weekly. But Billy's brilliant brother Bobby believed big buds be better. But by bedtime Bad Billy Benson became beligerent, bravely, but badly bashing big brother Bobby beyond belief, behemothly belching " Better Bring Bars because Billy Benson's Breakin Bad Bitches"!!


[3 Points] Klausar:

Antelopes and ants and alpacas are all animals and aren't angry about anything, although an angry artificial antelope actually accidentally annoyed an ambling alpaca, ably articulating ally's actions at another arrogant alpaca, amiably arranging anthologies around an ambivalent ant aunt, aware alpacas are around, although actually avenging another ant's actions against antlered antelopes, actions arguably aggressive against all antelope anywhere, after annoying alpacas, artificial antelope always appropriately access artistic ambidextrious aleutians around an auxillary artillery; auxillary artillary are arguably always an answer after an angry asp asks around about anything amicable armadillos already answered ambiguously.


[3 Points] _nwmrkt:

the thing that those terrible teachers think through, throughout their titillating teaching tirades, that the teens thought they tught themselves through trial, tribulations, to tight timeframes, that two tumultuous triumphs teach them to try tandemly to transfer taught talents to their tiny toddlers, though too tortuous, they tap their tips (those tender tendons!), teeming til ten, til their time. thank t'you.


[2 Points] samwhiskey:

Zoo....that's all I got.


[2 Points] Woodsie_Lord:

Disturbing daughter does DXM daily. That's all I can think of, y'all are way better.


[2 Points] None:

An ant and an apple and an accordion assumed an accusatory attitude as Andrew and Alison appeared afar as Addictive and assertive, Andrew angrily accepted apocalypse and assumed an ailment, an awful affliction appeared and all allying ants acquainted Alison and Andrew as an awesome affair afar assumed and all and Andrew and Alison applauded acquiescently as an actor angrily assented and abused all ants and apples and accordions and Andrew and Alison.


[2 Points] chrisname:

Police police police police police police; police police police police.


[2 Points] Dr_Gonzo42:

Alfred ate an animal and adapted amazingly after assassinating an American ape, abusing awesome Agora amphetamines, and acquiring an awful addiction.


[1 Points] idontbuydrugs:

Wallace whale was wasted, wondering whether walruses willfully wreck white walls, while wistfully writing woeful, wily wordplay, whacking wanderlustful white women who wear wide, windowed waistcoats -wow!


[1 Points] None:

Fuck Feds, Favor Fun For Flesh. Feds Fall From Ferrys Full For FUCKing Flavors.


[1 Points] sanborg:

The assonance is REAL


[1 Points] None:

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[1 Points] Mrwazztazz:

Darling, don't do dad's dumb dance! Damn Dane donates different dollars doing drugs. Does digging diamonds differ dad's deranged Datura days? Definitely! Draining dosh destroyed Danish dinners.

Distinctly dazed, dashes down dead. Dad's done.


[1 Points] 666fun:

Wow. What witty was wiseasses waste weeks with while waiting.


[1 Points] awall621:

Queers quietly queef quarters quickly


[1 Points] CaptainColeslaw:

An Alligator ate an apple and an aardvark amongst an ambulance and an airplane.


[1 Points] RBRTPNG:

This thread reminded me of Papoose Alphabetical Slaughter lol..fun to read some of these


[1 Points] Dbelgian:

Wacky white whales wait while wet when weak warm wombats want weightless wings, wherefore, wary wayfarers wielding wagons warn willful waiters washing wobbly walls


[1 Points] Canna-Juice:

hamburgers have hard helmets

hurry hamburgler happiness herein


[1 Points] thisismyDNMthrowaway:

Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo.


[1 Points] TheBermudaPineapple:

Maybe muslims make more money manufacturing movies mentioning mexicans mandando mensajes.........

Damnit! I'm too high for this shit!! Flips table


[1 Points] sobulbous:

Aesop Rock did something like this in a verse using only words that start with L,S, and D in that order. The Greatest Pacman victory in history, very cerebral.


[1 Points] modonutsplez:

Good shit in here! Im not going to even try, but it would be fun to see this game played with different people of various backgrounds. A professor, a prostitute, a russian learning english, a rastafarian, a chess player, a gang member, a pilot, etc.


[1 Points] radium_fire:

Lovely lusty ladies love licking long lasting licorice lincoln logs, like literally.

(This did not start out dirty, I SWEAR! I was trying to write about candy. It went very wrong so I aborted)


[0 Points] Aluminum_Foil_Hat:

Southern Sally, sloshing slowly, soft, slimy. Suns shine, slipping slowly south. Sour smell, saturating senses. She slips, she's stuck. She soulfully shouts, She Screams. Someone, somewhere. Save Southern Sally. She swears Satan's shit.

Southern soldiers, Swore six son's souls. so Satan shall save Southern Sally. Satan shamelessly sucked Sallys soul. Southern Sally sans soul, shall surely suffer.


[0 Points] BrodhiRoundhouseKick:

Coward chroncentrates can concurrently cram cocks consistently cumming concentrated close considering COCKHOLE "closed." Crips cannot collect current commodities cause California chastises corrupt Celebrity charity chairman causing calamitous confusion culminating collapse correlated cross country. Chroncentrates cant crips. Chroncentrates cant cum. Chroncencentrates cant conjure cardinal ciphers. Conjugation concerning Chroncentrates can collude confusion. Conjugation cum combined coherently considering chroncentrations = Cumcentrations conveniently comes close = STAY AWAY FROM CHRONCENTRATES.