NEWS ON VENDOR BBMC ARREST (with pictures)

So I have inside connections and they're telling me that BBMC was nt caught without a fight. Apparently, so my super secret journalist connections say, BBMC's cop sense started to tingle and he then opened the gas containers in the house while getting into his already made heat proof suit and took one fat blast of METH and then when the lab exploded he flew up so high he thought he smoked PCP, then an automatic bungee suit made of meth based polyesters landed him on mars. Since ypu know BBMC needs to be sharp, he snorts a gram of meth for good measure and using magic appeared back on earth. But because the guy he had program the automatic system did it in Java, and poorly with a run time error occurring his magic automatic parachute fell off and BBMC was accelerating due to the gravitational force of the earth so hard, producing so much friction his 3rd spare pipe started producing vapors which he calmly enjoyed knowing his defeat. If you guys are skeptical about aspects then dont ask me, I'm telling you the raw facts from secret source.

I have now given as much proof of his arrest as 9000. Wait you wanted proof, not the random spewing of some random reddit user?

Well cheese louise, You'll have to take my word for it, my sources say so and I, totally brain dead am simply a memory unit.

To end it off why not quote the bible because I haven't seen that done yet: snd were basically writing any BS we conceive.

Zephaniah 3:13 NIV

13 "They will do no wrong; they will tell no lies. A deceitful tongue will not be found in their mouths. They will eat and lie down and no one will make them afraid."

BBMC is probably in China finding new cheap spare parts after the last synthesis turned out to be 86% and he wrecked his whole lab, smashing every beaker to really do the job properly. Wherever you are u/Vendor_BBMC whether you were anyone at all, at least you questioned everything to the extreme and made your task to point these things out. Was BBMC factual? In as much as anything DNM related it factual. There are no friends here, just businessmen and consumers. They have no obligation to each other, but should they decide to comply upon an obligation a mutually beneficial arises.

PICS AS PROMISED

https://www.thecabinchiangmai.com/the-difference-between-methamphetamine-and-amphetamine/

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2244031/The-horror-Meth-Before-pictures-reveal-shocking-transformation-faces-users-hooked-deadly-drug.html

http://www.wikiwand.com/en/Methamphetamine

Oh you thought You were gonna see pics related to BBMCs bust? I never said that. Read again.

Btw, mine and RIP Meth 9000s theories are both valid because they came from a trusted source. He secret though. I don't actually fucking know who he is but he said these things and im inclined to believe people. Momma said God put love in all of us but the devil.


Comments


[18 Points] DabbyRosin:

I'm so sick of these retarded shit posts about that idiot tweaker. Jesus, don't you people have better things to do?


[4 Points] RIP_Meth_9000:

This made me laugh Op :-)

When one is held as a terror suspect....there is no news :-)


[1 Points] MrGangGreen:

pffft, magic... you mean illusion meth


[1 Points] gh0stpanther:

Lmao lol


[1 Points] weedandsyrup:

So BBMC is like Iron Man now? That's pretty boss shit.


[1 Points] io34uio234:

fuck you


[1 Points] None:

I think its hilarious u kids talking about BBMC. u wouldnt say this stuff to him at LAN, hes JACKED. not only that but he wears the freshest clothes, eats at the chillest restaurants and hangs out with the hottest dudes. yall are pathetic lol


[1 Points] None:

I love meth.