General Information | Details |
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Vendor requires FE? | No |
Price before shipping: | $0.00 |
Shipping cost: | $7.00 USD |
Vendor Name: | TheSecretGarden |
Marketplace: | CGMC |
Products reviewed: | "3-600mg TopTierTerpAlert Vape Cart'S, Supreme! 3 Flavor Sample Pack! ×3" |
Alien Kush Cart Closeup: | https://imgur.com/L3UpXEF |
All 6 Carts: | https://imgur.com/M1HZVQO |
Alien OG on my VisionSpinner 2: | https://imgur.com/NsqB0xh |
Customer Service | Description |
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[x]+5 | Superb - Polite, prompt, ensures satisfaction |
[ ]+4 | Good - Professional, exhibits customer care |
[ ]+3 | Satisfactory - Adequate responses, resolved issue |
[ ]+2 | Marginal - Subpar communication, partial resolution |
[ ]+1 | Bad - Poor communication, no resolution |
[ ]+0 | Awful - Abusive responses, no resolution |
Product Quality | Description |
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[x]+5 | Highest purity - highly potent |
[ ]+4 | Mostly pure - potent |
[ ]+3 | Minor cut or impurity - strong |
[ ]+2 | Cut and/or impure - medium to weak |
[ ]+1 | Almost entirely cut - very weak |
[ ]+0 | Possibly bunk - no effect |
Processing: | Description |
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[x]+5 | Processed & marked shipped in 24hrs |
[ ]+4 | Processed & marked shipped in 48 hrs |
[ ]+3 | Processed & marked shipped in 72 hrs |
[ ]+2 | Package is late |
[ ]+1 | Package is very late |
[ ]+0 | Never received package |
Price Value | Description |
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[x]+5 | Excellent - great value & low cost |
[ ]+4 | Moderate - worthy value & fair cost |
[ ]+3 | At-market - neither good nor bad |
[ ]+2 | Below-market - so-so value, high cost |
[ ]+1 | Exorbitant - low value, excessive cost |
[ ]+0 | Rip-off - little-to-no value, unjustified cost |
OPSEC/Logistics | Description |
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[x]+1 | Single (but effecive) Vacuum-Seal |
[x]+2 | Multiple Layer Vacuum-Seal |
[x]+1 | Mylar and Visual Barrier |
[x]+1 | Decoy Utilized |
[x]+1 | Proper NETSEC/PGP |
TOTAL: 100% / 100%
Summary/Narrative:
So TheSecretGarden contacted me about their carts and asked if I was up to test 'em out and review them. I've been pretty blown away by the quality of the carts.
First of all though, TSG sent me 6 carts each one a different strain; I'm in heaven. The craziest part is how I try the Alien Kush first, it's a couchlock feeling and very euphoric but then I quickly switch over to the blue dream and I'm running around my house cleaning and on my way to class (college).
Harsh on the throat? Not so much, I've been vaping off a Vision Spinner 2 @ 3.3v and it's been pretty smooth hits every time unless I forget hold the button for too long and I'm coughing my brains out about to die due to the heat of the coils I presume; it seems as if there isn't much of an additive in these cartridges, it's almost like I'm actually taking a dab off a rig when I hit it.
Potency I gotta say I'm so fucking stoned out of my mind I haven't even been able to smoke bud let alone touch the half ounce I just got in today from another vendor. I haven't tried all of the flavors yet, but TSG sent me
- Alien Kush
- Sour Diesel
- Blue Dream
- SFV OG
- Tangerine Dream
- Orange Crush
So far I have only tried the Alien Kush, Sour Diesel, and Blue Dream and I'm loving these carts. I've been trying a lot of different carts from different vendors and extraction companies lately and I think these carts are going to take over the market for non "official" branded cartridges. I'm too high to even go any further with this review, good night.
Might add more close ups of other strains tomorrow.
FUCK thats a good deal