Moronic Monday - your weekly stupid questions thread!

Hey /r/DarkNetMarkets, it is time for Moronic Monday!

Post your questions here - stupid or otherwise - to get an answer. Anyone can post a question and the community as a whole is invited and encouraged to provide an answer. Many questions get submitted late each week that don't get a lot of action, so if your question didn't get answered before, feel free to post it again.

If you are a noob, check out our comprehensive FAQ; it is essentially a guide for buying from a DarkNet Market. You may also find it helpful to take a look at our informative community posts, which are full of valuable information and tips.

We do ask that you refrain from abusing noobs in this thread. Remember that everyone had to start somewhere.

Also, please refrain from asking sourcing questions or vendor recommendations in this thread. Those posts will be removed.

P.S. Check out /r/DarkNetMarketsNoobs, where it is Moronic Monday everyday!


Comments


[18 Points] absolutetwat:

Do vendors google maps our addresses to see what our houses look like?

Cause I would. I definitely would.


[3 Points] MandyThatGirl:

Upvote Mandy? http://i.imgur.com/KsQwiFb.jpg

:)


[2 Points] None:

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[1 Points] None:

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[1 Points] bryce1410:

Hey guys, been off tor since hansa went down basically. so i see the top market these days is dream market. Anything in particular i shoulhd know about? everything pretty much the same?


[1 Points] None:

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[1 Points] PrincessQuinn:

  1. Is Silk Road 3.1 viable?
  2. If I made an order, what should I expect? Do vendors ship through things like UPS, and FedEx? (Live in the US)


[1 Points] atl2kali:

What's to be expected for stealth? I haven't placed any orders yet, but I'm really worried that it'll be easy to tell what's been shipped. How should I rate stealth on a 1-5 scale when I review with no prior experience?


[1 Points] Phatten:

I've had a GCMC account for 6 months, logged in 3 days ago but now it won't let log in! Anyone else experience this issue?


[1 Points] disposablepenis1212:

This is an alt account of an alt account of my aged account. Here's my moronic question:

Why do I fucking bother subscribing and reading the Dream sub? It's a fucking shitshow. I'm mortified by the shit posted there. We are having enough problems, we don't need a subreddit making us look 1000000 times worse.

Yet I keep reading the fucking posts. Self, I am disappoint.

EDIT: Now Im reading some of the questions here and its just, oh man, it's bad. I'm just gonna stop reading period.


[0 Points] Alex4nder001:

I wanna buy weed on the silk road; I live in london, and the dealer is in spain. Is it possible for the package to be hidden somewhere outside my house (eg in a drain) so my parents don't come across it?


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