Vendor Review: Uncut Connect (AlphaBay) | 0.300g Uncut Cocaine Sample

SWIM bought a Cocaine sample from this Vendor. Although Vendor offered a followup deal if SWIM wrote a review to this message board, SWIM aimed to be objective and offer substantive feedback about Vendor's product and stealth.

Ratings: Product: 4/5 Taste: Acrid and sharp, like gasoline. Strong numbing effect on lips and gums. Color: White, glossy. Compaction: Tight shards, difficult to break apart. A bit like chalk, but "stickier". Effect: Instantaneous rush when insuffulated. Strong chest-feeling and heightened senses. Peak duration 15-30 minutes, with slow come down over one hour.

-1 Because SWIM did not kit test product, hence cannot give accurate estimate of quality, but confident that quality was as good or better than 85% purity based on prior experience with different Vendors.

Stealth: 5/5 -Included decoy -Inside tiny ziplock bag inside of sealed plastic bag inside of sealed mylar

Interaction: 5/5 -Price: per amount was unbeatable, but this was a promo deal. Check Vendor store at the link below for current estimates. -Shipping: Shipped and received in under 5 days, which is on point.

SWIM would like to recommend this Vendor based on his arbitrary rating of 14/15. Go with confidence!

Vendor shop link (AlphaBay): http://pwoah7foa6au2pul.onion/search.php?s_userid=uncut_connect


Comments


[13 Points] Lotsandlotsofwhores:

Jfc say "I" not SWIM. You're not helping anything, you just sound like a paranoid oldhead who can't take responsibility (not that it matters, legally).


[6 Points] tweakingaway:

That gasoline smell, is gasoline :)


[5 Points] None:

go take a SWIM somewhere else


[2 Points] DaRealDonaldTrump:

SWIM thinks you're a dumbass.

Not me though! I think you're smart, and covering your ass.

Just letting you know, SWIM doesn't think anything you say isnt qualitative.


[1 Points] Ulament:

"Uncut cocaine"


[1 Points] highonlsd420:

how long did shipping take