If I dig up and remove my mailbox, can I still get caught?

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[69 Points] FriendlyDrugAddict:

Drugs in the mail officer? I don't even have a mail box.

Sounds like you beat the case op


[18 Points] badassmthrfkr:

I peeled off the last number on my mail box and exchanged it with my neighbor's and no LE so far! But for some reason, I'm not receiving my orders anymore and my asshole neighbor is becoming more and more tolerable every day... Wait, holy shit? 7 police cruisers just pulled up in front of his house. Maybe he was secretly a drug dealer or something.


[15 Points] ZeldaAddict:

You have to be some 13 year old kid who ordered a gram of weed and is freaking out...


[12 Points] None:

I am really high right now and I can't work out if the diamorphine is fucking with my eyes and ability to process words. Did you really just consider digging up your mailbox?

Now we don't have mailboxes in the UK. We have letterboxes so I'm certainly not an expert on the mailbox phenomenon but how would the postman, you know, leave you your mail if you have no mailbox to leave it in?


[7 Points] presari0:

Dig it up, could be treasure down there .. Maybe even some dank ass sand.


[5 Points] s0urpatch:

A better question would be "if I remove my mailbox can they still bill me?"


[5 Points] Joebelowme:

For a small fee I will run over your mailbox in the middle of night and you can blame it some drunk driver. It gives you plausible deniability, much better than digging it up.


[5 Points] None:

Just go to your local intersections and rotate the signs 90 degrees.


[3 Points] ownowfuck:

Of course not, because once you remove that mailbox, the entire USPS gets confused and realizes there's no longer a mail receptacle. From here, they have to go through months (sometimes years) of paperwork to re-instate the title of writ for a new mailbox to be installed.


[2 Points] DroidCoin:

yjk


[2 Points] Theeconomist1:

This only works in the States. Its in the constitution.


[2 Points] mad87645:

/r/DNMcirclejerk


[2 Points] ofimmsl:

You can paint your mailbox so that it looks like something else. Like maybe paint it to look like a shark or a zebra. "No officer this is not my mailbox it is my pet zebra". Those dumb fascists don't have a clue.

If you dig up your mailbox you have to get in the hole and then cover yourself with dirt. Otherwise, the cops will just see you standing next to the hole and they will arrest you.


[1 Points] None:

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[1 Points] None:

Consider getting another mailbox and put it next to the old one. When the cops come just say "no this is my box I've never seen that other box before in my life". Local LE here would most likley give up at that point.


[1 Points] anyoneellselaughing:

Another teenager on DNM's. Great.


[0 Points] None:

Getting rid of your mailbox is more illegal than buying drugs