[Vendor Review] s093man - Hulk 500pk

Order: 2/5 - This being my first experience with s093man, I decided to order a 500pk through his onion site. I received 425 bars that were fully intact and another 25ish that were broken so I was clearly shorted a pretty good amount.

Shipping: 1/5 - Pack took 17 days to arrive. I knew he had a huge influx of orders recently so the wait was expected but 17 days is still ridiculous, not to mention the constant lying. Stealth was excellent, everything was packaged very nicely.

Communication: 3/5 - Decent comms. I messaged s093man through his onion site a few times and received a reply within hours each time. Also messaged him twice through Reddit and have yet to receive a response.

Product: 4/5 - The bars look pretty good. They're a bit chalky but snap clean and taste bitter. 0 issues with potency, I shouldn't have any problems moving these.

Main pic: https://imgur.com/kwpxBpV Close up: https://imgur.com/qk9hE0T

Overall: 10/20 - Overall, the whole process really didn't go so well. The pack took over 2 weeks to arrive and I was shorted quite a few bars. I understand s093man must've been overwhelmed with orders but that still doesn't make up for the mistakes that he made with this one. Hopefully during his vacation he came up with a more efficient way to get things done. I'll be keeping an eye out for more reviews of his over the next few weeks.

Thanks for reading.

u/s093man


Comments


[18 Points] dnmthrowawayobvious:

Seems like he’s in over his head.


[15 Points] Dicksmith47:

Got 425, ordered 500, was shorted at least 100. Xanax math


[2 Points] SweatyNakedAroused:

In all fairness, when I'm barred out there's no way I'm going to count to 500 accurately.


[1 Points] SLEvEnXVF4:

The hilarity of comments from brand new accounts is at an all time high! This sub is doomed.


[-9 Points] jizjuicewithlime96:

There are so many issues with this review, I felt compelled to comment despite having no experience with this vendor. (1) "I was clearly shorted a pretty good amount". You were shorted 50 bars or 10% of the total. Be precise or don't be, but definitely don't be both precise and imprecise in the same sentence. Durp. (2) How are you going to give the man a 0 on shipping if you're including stealth as a criteria and you acknowledge in the same paragraph that the "stealth was excellent"? How are you going to give the man a 0 on shipping without specifying if the delivery was international or domestic and without specifying what the vendor approximated his delivery times would be? For all we know this included 3 weekends and 10 business days, and was delivered 5000 miles away to your trailer park home in bumfukinton, Idaho. Shipping rating = expected - actual + stealth (or separate the stealth as its own criterion and award the dude some points). Durp. (3) By your own admission, you messaged the guy 3 times on his site and received a reply within hours each time. No response on Reddit. Take the hint, stick to his site for all comms and give him the two points back. Or at least have a better reason for giving him a sht grade on comms. Durp. (4) "I was shorted at least 100 bars". 500 ordered - 450 delivered = 50 short. Have we all entered the twilight zone or is your brain just zapped from gobbling up hundreds of poorly pressed hulks?? Durp da durp da durp durp durp. Do us all a favor and keep your reviews to yourself brosef. Thanks for making me chuckle though.