Cancel a delivery? I'm so scared [HELP, BTC]

Hello reddit, so about 2 months ago I ordered a gram of weed on Alpha Bay from Canada to my house in Mexico. Shipping from around the world to Mexico takes a lot of time, usually about 72 days. So this gram of weed is arriving soon and I'm really scared cause my parents found some tabs of acid that I ordered (I still live with my parents, i'm only 19) and they got so fucking angry and I got into an enormous fight with them.

So, I'm really scared because the weed will arrive soon and my parents will probably check the package and if they find the weed, i'm really fucked and they will probably punish me for life. I want to know if there is a way to cancel the delivery so that it will NOT arrive to my house - like calling the post office or something idk (I'm scared they will open the package and call the police or something). Any way for it not to get to my house.

If someone helps me and I manage to make the package not come to my house - I will give you a tip of ≈ $15 BTC (Maybe more, maybe less, depending on how much you help me and how useful it was. I have a lot of BTC that I don't know what to do with it since I can't buy from the deep web anymore)


Comments


[118 Points] felix1429:

Don't order drugs to your parents house


[56 Points] Danknugs410:

Your in Mexico man, weed should be easy as HELL to find down there


[39 Points] TheSM0KER:

Is Belize a viable option for you?


[26 Points] flawdaessay:

This is definately a kid, not a 19 year old lmao.


[26 Points] faggotIoser:

72d delivery wtf
tell them you ordered before you had that argument about acid and they should throw it away.
donate btc to tor project


[24 Points] rilksoadvb5piz3r:

ordering weed TO mexico?! jeez, go out and find some friends man!


[21 Points] greenmoneytrees:

who tf orders one gram?? I didn't even know they sell in such low quantities


[22 Points] pnchdrnk:

Put in a change of address for the shipping info on the order.

$15 please


[20 Points] Pharmaceutical-Phil:

Murder your parents.


[14 Points] None:

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[9 Points] Pidgeon_Boys187:

blood test? jesus kid, your parents suck


[6 Points] None:

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[4 Points] momsbasement420:

Why don't you just explain to the folks that you ordered weed before everything went down with the acid and there's nothing you can do about it arriving? Or just beat them to the mail


[2 Points] None:

LOL trolling is not bad


[1 Points] bodevelho:

your only hope is to check the mailbox everyday and hope that when it it comes, you get to the mailbox first, before your parents.. I usually do this.. but I only ship tracked.. so I know the exact day I need to be alert... having to be alert 72days is a lot pain mate lol... I hope you are lucky!


[1 Points] seven_grams:

Get the tracking number from the vendor, call the post office and tell them to hold it at the office for you and that you'll pick it up from there once it arrives.

I'd like my BTC please. Might as well give me the rest of whatever you have too, thanks


[1 Points] josh109:

You can't buy from the black market anymore? Why


[1 Points] elliephantas:

Dude just tell them... If you say you ordered it before they caught the acid then it's really no different than you getting caught ordering the acid. They're likely more comfortable with weed too. Or you can hope you catch it in the mail, but that's a crap shot. Good luck.


[1 Points] yjm2500:

ur done son


[1 Points] deafbeth:

tell them to smoke a joint


[1 Points] Bennyhaha372:

Just watch the mail and get the pack before they do. Or tell them you pissed a guy off on internet and he shipped drugs to your house trying to get you arrested. You can donate your btc to me.


[1 Points] forwaltdisney:

My suggestion would be too destroy the number on your letterbox close to expected delivery if your willing to go that far and hope it gets returned to sender. From general knowledge a postman can never deliver to a house without a number confirming it?


[1 Points] FulltimeSandwich:

If you made it out alive after they found your acid I'm sure you'll be fine dude; even if they do freak out a ton, it's never as bad as you think it's going to be


[1 Points] lyn816153:

In the US, you can have a porch alert sent to your phone, or you can ask to have the package held at the local shipper terminal. I get a phone alert from every shipper on every package.

Don't know if any of this works in Mehico, but you can look it up or call. For a local shipper hold, you just say you'll be on vacation and don't want it stolen. Anyway, Mexico, so I doubt anyone knows for sure. You can put on your big boy panties and find out, though.


[1 Points] Sammy1406:

Only just found this sub. I have a lot of questions...


[1 Points] None:

Why Canada?!


[1 Points] HappySodomy:

Today has been a good day for this sub.


[1 Points] shinriki:

Porque estas pidiendo canadiense?


[1 Points] marktx:

Go to the post office, rent a P.O. Box, pay for your mail to be forwarded from your parent's house to your P.O. Box. Check your P.O. Box every day, when the weed comes, smoke it. The perfect crime :)


[1 Points] Seeingamanaboutadog:

A mexican who can't get weed and has to order it online?? lmao


[1 Points] xanax_xombie:

Fish are friends, not food.


[1 Points] j-mann25:

This is why vendors and buyers are getting caught because of kids like you that will tell the police everything, what site you went to, where you got it, and then help them make a controlled buy. I mean c'mon dude its 1 gram of fucking weed. Dont burn a vendor cuz your scared of mommy and daddy. Just wait for the mail everyday and get it before them. If not then take your punishment like a man! Your 19 years old now, there consequences to everything you do. I suggest next time that you ask your friends or around your city for some weed since you obviously cant handle ordering from the DNM. Your in mexico!!! Theres weed everywhere for pennys on the dollar. One last and most important thing...GROW SOME BALLS!!!


[1 Points] anotherphillydude:

I housed your parents drugs


[1 Points] None:

Look man, I feel you, I had to move back in with family for financial reasons and for awhile had to watch the mail like a motherfucking hawk for days and days (until I found myusps thank yahweh). Can you ask the vendor for tracking? Tracking is kind of an iffy opsec subject but you can at least ask.


[-1 Points] DrWonka1313:

Clean your act up and come back when you can handle your shit.

Sorry to be a dick but....I'm kinda of one !


[-2 Points] connorhall70:

Wake up earlier than them. As soon as it comes through the door... HIDE THAT SHIT. I have to do this every time something arrives. My parents caught me tripping on 200ug of acid last weekend. And I've got md, weed, and acid coming. Let us know how you get on bud.