[Vendor Review] KrispyKreme MDMA and Opana, + experience reports

DETAILED CHECKBOX
Vendor Name/Marketplace: KrispyKreme/DHL
Product/s reviewed: 10g MDMA and Opana 20 mg ER
International?: No
Vendor requires FE?: No
Price before shipping: ~$320, can't remember
Shipping cost: Can't remember, under $10
Customer Service: pick one below with an "x" like this: [x]
[X]+5 Superb: Polite, prompt, ensures satisfaction
[ ]+4 Good: Professional, exhibits customer care
[ ]+3 Satisfactory: Adequate responses, resolved issue
[ ]+2 Marginal: Subpar communication, partial resolution
[ ]+1 Bad: Poor communication, no resolution
[ ]+0 Awful: Abusive responses, no resolution
Product Quality: pick one below
[ ]+5 Highest purity - highly potent
[X]+4 Mostly pure - potent
[ ]+3 Minor cut or impurity - strong
[ ]+2 Cut and/or impure - medium to weak
[ ]+1 Almost entirely cut - very weak
[ ]+0 Possibly bunk - no effect
Processing Speed: pick one below
[X]+5 Processed & marked shipped in 24hrs
[ ]+4 Processed & marked shipped in 48 hrs
[ ]+3 Processed & marked shipped in 72 hrs
[ ]+2 Package is late
[ ]+1 Package is very late
[ ]+0 Never received package
Price Value: pick one below
[X]+5 Excellent - great value & low cost
[ ]+4 Moderate - worthy value & fair cost
[ ]+3 At-market - neither good nor bad
[ ]+2 Below-market - so-so value, high cost
[ ]+1 Exorbitant - low value, excessive cost
[ ]+0 Rip-off - little-to-no value, unjustified cost
Stealth & OpSec: check all that apply
[X]+1 Vacuum-sealed
[X]+1 Mylar/non-porous container
[ ]+1 Decoy/misdirection
[X]+1 Low package profile
[X]+1 Good OpSec/PGP
TOTAL: 92/100

It's been a year since my first and only vendor review so let's do another.

Vending was great. Shipped the next day and the stealth is fine, no complaints there. Both products were tried so I'll discuss them both.

I am not a regular opiate user and I have never tried Opana before. The anti abuse formula for the ER pills is a pain in the ass and it took a lot of effort to get it into a fine enough powder to snort. Started very low, probably 2 mg, and got a relaxing opiate high after about an hour. Continued to do small lines over the next few hours and probably got up to 10 mg by the evening. It was a heavier, and more relaxing kind of feeling than, say, hydrocodone, and the body high was quite pleasant. It made me blunt in my speech, and gave me this bizarre "I don't give a fuck" attitude towards everything, which was amusing and I think it made me come off as a bit of a dick. Shortly after I finished my last line I drank 3 beers fairly quickly because I was at a music event and thought it would make things more fun. It definitely accomplished that, but I was basically on the verge of nodding in the crowd by the end. Then when I laid down afterwards I fell asleep very quickly and forgot to drink water, and ended up waking up around 2 in the morning with one of the worst migraines I have ever had in my life and spent the next 2 hours throwing up. Was hungover and lethargic most of the next day. That was completely my fault and I have no idea what I was thinking. I would be more inclined to do Opana again if it was IR because preparing the ER for snorting was way too tedious for a high that's not necessarily any better than vicodin or oxys. It's definitely worth a try if it sounds interesting to you though.

The MDMA is decent. It's mostly white crystals/powder and has a light licorice smell. ~100 mg was consumed along with 50 mg of MDA and I wasn't rolling hard at all so I took another 100 mg about an hour in. An hour or so later I started to roll pretty damn hard, and my group started hugging each other and having those surreal empathetic moments where you feel like you're bonding over something really important and meaningful, when in reality it's kind of silly and you're all being ridiculous to any outside observers. But it does still mean something real to those involved. Dancing was a ton of fun and the comedown was smooth. Sleep wasn't particularly difficult. Just laying there in the afterglow watching the CEVs was extraordinarily pleasant. Good times.

The reason I am rating the product quality 4 instead of 5 is that there are certain batches of MDMA that seem to be above the rest and produce more intense experiences with smaller doses, and the high is superior all around (though set and setting do play a big role in this). Based on my personal experience and reports from others, this batch is high quality, very clean, and priced well. It's just not the "best." I've had better, but I have certainly had way worse.

Overall, KK is an excellent vendor with some solid product and good prices. I am too lazy to put up pictures and don't care enough to do so. Hope this helps some folks decide who to buy from regardless.

(By the way, I got the MDA from the vendor MotoMoto a while back. There were some reports that he's a scammer or has fake stuff or whatever, but this MDA is awesome and super potent despite its unusual appearance. Anyone who says otherwise is probably a shill or an idiot.)


Comments


[2 Points] iLoveThickBitches:

The migraine could very well have been caused by nodding too hard for too long. It happens to me if I take too much fentanyl. Basically, opiates depress your respiratory system, and if you fall asleep on a strong enough dose, your breathing may become so slow and shallow that not enough oxygen gets to your brain while you are unconscious, causing the most intense migraines once you awaken. I'm very familiar with this occurrence; because of your low tolerance and the high strength of oxymorphone, I'd definitely chalk it up to that. Not much more and it's possible you could have fallen asleep and never again woke up, be careful amigo!


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Opana- my leg is on fire but i dont care!