On a serious note, what do you guys all wanna do when you put all the dealing behind you?

I feel like all the pretty established dealers or people making a pretty nice amount of money have either made it from pure luck or are actually smart. It is a business after all. So what jobs are there out there that would particularly fit an 'experienced dealer' lol


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[24 Points] None:

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[12 Points] sirlenni:

You could work in an Amazon warehouse as one of the people who pack stuff into packs. I mean that's what vendors do right?


[9 Points] octomarvel:

I've lost count of the amount of times I've bought weed from a 80yrold grandma.

My point? Some dealers never stop.


[3 Points] yalldontknowjack:

The restaurant industry hires felons no problem. You can learn the trade in the prison kitchen.


[3 Points] noonehear:

Have my ashes shot out of a cannon. It's in my will. Cheaper than a funeral.


[3 Points] PeasantOfKings:

Be a jailbird. Lots o' positions open. Benefits aren't great and you don't get paid but iz ok.


[2 Points] Trappy_Pandora:

PR again.


[2 Points] drimilr:

I put it at the top of my resume. It shows initiative and that go get'em attitude that bosses love.


[2 Points] None:

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[2 Points] bloopx2:

Project management.


[1 Points] jawnmcafee:

When Power gets cancelled on Starz


[1 Points] Em42:

Have a kid, then discover you have a severe mental illness that prevents you from working a real job, go on disability and watch a lot of t.v., while working intermittently on your memoir about being a drug dealer.


[2 Points] Vendor_BBMC:

I'm going to drive round in a van solving mysteries.

Is it OK if I lay low in here for a while? I'm scared that I'm going to start laughing in the last thread. They think I've got a jet waiting at the airport..

gradually, they will read my most recent post, then realize they just let the meth boys do them the same, twice in a row, with a bit of the old collective mania thrown in for good measure.

We could just as easily have said the postman is at the door, and he wants you to sign for a package!

What just happened there?

Nothing. But it felt stressful didn't it? It was more satisfying this time because hank and I didn't even talk to each other. We were like a pair of dogs herding sheep. When one stands up the other crouches down.

next time we have one of these joint NATO exercises, WE are gonna organize it without telling you lame brains..

Anyway, I'm going to stand over here with a cup to the wall. Don't mind me.

Suckers. They shouldn't let me go around painting mental pictures, t, hen introducing the discordant music of too many uncertainties, smearing the mona Lisa's lipstick and making her talk about an abortion she regrets at college whenever she gets drunk.

Introduce a creepy victorian doll cycling in unexpectedly to the sound of children singing ring a ring o roses, and Umbreon's shill cracking up and going mental right before their eyes...

We just had to get out of that conference center, lock the fire escape door with a crucifix across the door handles, then stand across the street sniggering every time we hear something get smashed


[1 Points] Hank_Vendor:

bit of jail time is probably on the cards before I worry about that