Tinfoil Hat Tuesday!

Bust out your tinfoil hat and lets gather together to post all of the crazy conspiracy theorist, alarm ringing FUD we possibly can!


Comments


[9 Points] samwhiskey:

Drxanax has been giving a lot extra on his $20 sampler so the poor folks that order that can flip it and afford to buy a bulk listing, thereby increasing his sales.


[7 Points] Silky_R:

PROMPT:

What is the correlation between a marketplace looking nice and it's longevity?

 

Market (Correct) Opinion Prediction
Nucleus Beautiful UI Probably going to be the first to go becuase this community just needs a nice 'fuck you'
Abraxas Shit UI, Shit framework from market crashes, to wallet mishaps it's clear that Abraxas will be around for a very long time
MEM No fucking clue Refusal to enter a marketplace based on a film series.
Sheep Marketplace Cool little mascot They'll gain our trust after an OG market goes down and then steal everyones coin (just a prediction remember)
AlphaBay Pretty much a forum page with bitcoin wallets probably going to be around for a while
Amazon Dark ur kidding right almost as good as naming your market SR4.0 #reloaded
Darknet Heroes League ....ok doesn't matter what happens to it nobody uses it anyway
TMG Literally a forum Now that HoS is gone I'm not sure if anyone is even active there anymore.
RC Scene High availability for any substance If you want mxe, too bad. But if you want a benzo that will black you out for 3 days and make your girlfriend become a street walker, you found yourself a deal.

   

Community Input:
If you think there needs to be a change, just let me know, I probably won't change it anyway


[5 Points] None:

Okay here goes.

Well I recently switched to using a PO box over my apartment address because I don't want my roommates to get in trouble in case LE decides to fuck me over. I got the medium sized PO box and everything I ordered could fit in there, until today I got a slip that told me to go to the front desk to get my package. I also had to sign the slip. Signing this is normal right? I already opened the package and I'm fairly certain the stuff inside got me high (read: best dabs I've ever dabbed) so I have nothing to worry about right?

Also just wondering, how probable do you think it is that the UPS guys know what I'm REALLY using the PO box for? I mean I'm a pretty young guy, I go to the store pretty often and the stuff I usually wear makes me appear kind of stoner-ish (I don't wear 420 BLAZE IT or rasta lion shirts, just stuff from Stussy, Supreme, and Bape usually)


[5 Points] None:

I think that there is some next level social engineering going on with these markets, and I mean besides me sitting in a vendor review thread realizing that I have been talking to three guys named throwaway about how good the vendors product is.

Now, I don't really know anything about social engineering as probably described in theses hacking/soc.eng ebooks, but I can grasp the context based on what I think it means anyway.

I dropped a modest amount of LSD last night, just to think a little more deeply and listen to music, and I saw the actual shape of these markets.

Think about it. This could very easily be a social experiment designed by a government, or business consortium that runs world governments, or the illuminati or reptiles, that knows damn well (took long enough) that the drug war is being lost and that the only way to win it is to engineer a drug market.

Where would people get drugs if they were legal? Where does anybody get anything anymore? The interent.

Because everybody does drugs. Smart people, stupid people, simple people crazy people homeless people wealthy people etc. and no one is going to stop even in the face of brutal and oppressive laws.

So if a market is being designed for posterity because the drug war is fucking up society soooooo much, how would you start it off? Maybe underground first, just to get it established, then slowly integrate it into an international market place as the world gets its shit together with its drug laws and other social problems?

I mean, I once read in a book called Guerilla Marketing that if you want to dominate a market, insert your name in the functionality of said market. You used to "search" on yahoo or altavista (so long ago) what do you do now? You Google it. I keep hearing about how this is like the "amazon" of buying drugs.

Is that more than just a convienient analogy or what?

And to what extent are the people on the sub being manipulated? I have, as a relatively new member, that sometimes I will find myself having a conversation that doesn't sound exactly human, like they are just feeding me bits of conversation to see how I will react, then when I get wise I realize I have really been talking to myself through someone who is trying to get me to buy heroin and is using a name like throway1234 or agorathroowawayyfoe (my favorite).

Kinda makes you wonder how clever/in on it these mods really are. I once read a thread written by Eco1 simply titled, "how would you invest $100,000" or something. The people who are investing in this, in a few decades will have an empire, no doubt, bigger than google or facebook.

Again, it really does make you wonder what the people we talk to every day are actually doing behind the scenes.

And don't even ask me what I think about agora going down and all the market drama. It very well be the same group of people just testing the waters to see how people respond to the ebbs and flows of the market,

Ok, so don't tell anyone but Someone Who Isn't Throwaway54321 told me that according to SchillySchill I might be right about all this.


[2 Points] None:

ALL the people that complain about Agora withdrawal/deposit issues are actually shills for abraxas trying to get all the Agora users to abandon Ag and move to Ab


[2 Points] None:

I wonder how many markets are owned and operated by the CIA


[1 Points] None:

Donald Trump caused 9/11.


[1 Points] TheRealKimble:

I don't know --> you tell me ... which big vendor(s) have already been compromised and going down the Steven "Nod" Sadler route?


[1 Points] iliketothrooawayyfoe:

all the MXE dealers have been rolled and the feds are distributing poisonous fake MXE through them to make people sick and get an emergency schedule I classification.


[1 Points] notscareface:

Im convinced gammagoblin doesnt sell LSD. Every time Ive taken his tabs I feel like the visuals and the high just werent like LSD Ive gotten from HoS or BV. Many of the people I have given it too have said the same thing. I dont care that tests show him consistently dosed, I think they were faked or that he paid users to send it tests for clean LSD. I will not accept that those tabs are actually LSD


[1 Points] spankingmunkies:

all the accounts defending bitcoin fog come from a single person: kimjunguntouchable