Freaking out about your pack? Come on over to /r/DNMParanoia

/r/DNMParanoia is your one-stop outlet for venting all of your endless paranoid delusions. Is the mailman snorting your coke right now? Are three-letter agencies bugging your parents house because you ordered too much Modafinil? Are your Xanax bars actually just chalk, ground up bugs, and talcum powder? We want to hear about it.

Next time you are about to shit your pants because the mailbox was empty this morning, come on down to /r/DNMParanoia and let loose your barrage of stimulant-fueled ravings onto your keyboard and straight to the waiting eyes and equally delusional minds of our team of highly qualified bartards, tweakers, junkies, and permafried flower power anachronisms eager to dispense barely legible advice and astute legal council.


Comments


[34 Points] review_bro:

Hopefully this will become a thing, and not just for Belize joke posts but for that mental grey area where you might need a second opinion to see if you should be really concerned or are just overly paranoid.


[3 Points] None:

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[3 Points] None:

BTW.....I do not FREAK the fuck out while waiting on my METH....Bahahahaha!!!!!!


[1 Points] dlayover123:

Hahahaha love this!


[1 Points] ireallymissSR1:

Thank you..


[1 Points] NEEEEEN:

Mods - we should sticky this.


[1 Points] Sex4days:

nice job for the community!


[1 Points] None:

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[1 Points] foodforthoughts1010:

Thank you for making this!


[1 Points] Ethereality_DNM:

Can I make a recommendation? /u/toesknowz /u/samwhiskey

Use this sub as an actual benefit to the community instead of humor. Allow people to use [Humor] tags but treat every thread as [Serious] by default.

A lot of people are new to the DNMs and have legitimate fears when things are a little off. We veterans know that when a pack is 3 days late, that's the day the mailman decides to come by twice in the same day and 5 cops are parked at the end of the street. We know about all the crazy coincidences. These newcomers don't yet and they need a serious place to come and tell their story and ask 'am I okay?'

Edit: reading through the rest of the comments, I see this was basically the plan. Carry on then.


[1 Points] mtspirate:

Best post I've seen all day!! Love it.


[1 Points] thelamofgod:

a sub after my own heart, what a time to be alive


[1 Points] an_illegal_smile:

permafried flower power anachronisms

hey now


[1 Points] elfer90:

sticky this


[1 Points] None:

This could actually be put to good use so this sub doesn't get clogged up by all these kind of posts


[1 Points] JESUSgotNAIL3D:

Your description of this subreddit was fucking hilarious. Bravo, sir. Bravo.


[1 Points] None:

God damn that gave me a good laugh, OP. 10/10 would read again


[1 Points] LedLevee:

Now we just needs mods to remove any posts that belong there, but are posted here! Suddenly, the holy grail of saving the sub.


[1 Points] None:

Holy shit, I already don't have enough time as it is with DNM, DNMOz, all things trashy, it hurts to look, fatlogic, nice guys etc etc and now this priority forum has appeared.

Still I should be able to cut down on tooth hygiene to maybe once every 2 days to fit this in.


[1 Points] IsThatPurple:

permafried


[1 Points] None:

being serious, a sub like that might give an early warning system if a vendor is being profiled and his packs are getting taken , because if one person complains ok it might be just them , but 5 or 9 people complaining... hmm


[0 Points] randomnumberx:

Sure, but members of /r/DNMs need to remember to refer the paranoid noobs over here. Make the bot if=post about mail is late then=send to /r/DNMParanoia.


[0 Points] Vendor_BBMC:

How do we know you're not LE?

Seems too good to be true. I'm watching you DNMParanoia (if that IS your real name).

You just made yourself a very powerful enemy! Narc