Moronic Monday - your weekly stupid questions thread!

Hey /r/DarkNetMarkets, it is time for Moronic Monday!

Post your questions here - stupid or otherwise - to get an answer. Anyone can post a question and the community as a whole is invited and encouraged to provide an answer. Many questions get submitted late each week that don't get a lot of action, so if your question didn't get answered before, feel free to post it again.

If you are a noob, check out our comprehensive FAQ; it is essentially a guide for buying from a DarkNet Market. You may also find it helpful to take a look at our informative community posts, which are full of valuable information and tips.

We do ask that you refrain from abusing noobs in this thread. Remember that everyone had to start somewhere.

Also, please refrain from asking sourcing questions or vendor recommendations in this thread. Those posts will be removed.

P.S. Check out /r/DarkNetMarketsNoobs, where it is Moronic Monday everyday!


Comments


[5 Points] ForLol_Serious:

Is this new theme going to stay? cause I hate it.


[4 Points] murderhomelesspeople:

Does anybody know if that bot net is still available on AB? I say we pool our money and use it to erase r/place to nothing but white. The chaos it'll create will be awesome.


[3 Points] None:

P.S. Check out /r/DarkNetMarketsNoobs, where it is Moronic Monday everyday!

That made me LOL.


[2 Points] simplemindedslut:

Dont know, cant see it on mobile. Is there a way to see it with baconreader app?


[2 Points] DiscoAutopsy:

Posted this in /r/Bitcoinbeginners already but still need some help:

I bought some bitcoin for the first time (atm/had text message sent), so I received a bitcoin address and a private key. How do I actually access the bitcoin?

Response I got:

You can import that private key into some Bitcoin wallet software - e.g. Electrum or Mycelium.

So my question is, how exactly do I do that?

Thanks!


[1 Points] RIP_Meth_9000:

Will Donny & Marie make a comeback??????? Bahahahahaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!


[1 Points] Justanotherjustin:

When I go to a vendor page on Alphabay, how do I see their listings?


[1 Points] None:

Someone recommended me over at /r/saplings that I can get herb hookups here. I'm mainly using mobile, I so I can't see the sidebar or anything. Tips for a beginner/ what this sub is all about?