Setting
Vendor
- AmstergramMarket
- AlphaBayProduct
- 1g KetaminePrice
- £27 (includes shipping)Countries
- UK -> UK
Vendor
I decided to purchase a gram of K from Amstergram after seeing the positivity surrounding him on this subreddit. He seems very professional about this, which drew me in as a customer.
Shipping
- 4DD - Marked as shipped on Friday, arrived on Wednesday. This isn't what I'd expect from a domestic order, but I do believe that this is not the vendors fault at all. He promised me before & after that he'd have it shipped out Friday as I needed it by Saturday. The product was incorrectly delivered to my neighbor, so that could be why I received it quite late.Stealth
- I saw on reddit that Amstergram allegedly had problems with his stealth, but was quick to address the problems and resolve them. I can definitely see he's improved his stealth loads compared to the issues that were raised by his customers. Without giving too much detail, the decoy was excellent and would definitely deceive anyone in the rare case that the letter was opened. Other stealth packaging included two layers of vacuum seal. The only thing I disliked about the packaging was that the ketamine was not in a baggie, it was in a small plastic wrapper with a little hole in the corner. This required me to carefully transfer it into a baggie without spilling any. There is a reason for him doing this, he told me it's something to do with the plastic wrapping not vacuum sealing properly without the little hole. Personally, I feel like this part isn't necessary, but it just makes it more stealthy... so I can't really complain!Communication
- I contacted the vendor prior to my purchase to ask if he could confidently get it shipped out the next day. He responded swiftly (at early hours in the morning) promising me that he would, so I promptly placed my order. Sadly, as mentioned above, it took 4 days to arrive but I believe this to be completely out of the vendors control. I've received fast and detailed responses from the seller before & after purchase, which have always left me satisfied.
Product
Weight
- 1.1g. - I'm sure all of you can agree that it really is tremendous when you get overweight product. That extra 100mg was used for this review, so thank you for that. ;)Potency
- Previous vendors I've tried for K are GaneshUK (his bad batch - I believe he has a decent batch in now) and HiddenHands. HiddenHands had pretty good K (thank you), and Ganesh's was like snorting salt.
Live Report:
00:02 - Prepared 50mg line and snorted it. - http://i.imgur.com/U7OBMat.jpg
00:13 - Started to kick in after 10 minutes. Currently feeling quite wobbly and very tingly. I can definitely tell this is good K, don't usually feel this much off a 50-60mg bump.
00:17 - My cat feels a lot softer than usual, definitely a sign it's kicked in. I'm going to go downstairs to get a drink.
00:23 - After a slow-mo ketty walk downstairs, I got my drink. As I was coming back up, I saw my brother smoking a joint. Had a couple of tokes of it and went back upstairs. The stairs felt never-ending. I'm back in my bedroom now. My sciatica pain has vanished, and my cats neck just looked like it was fucking stretching.
00:26 - Feel like I'm sinking into my chair. Going to prepare another 50mg line to enhance this experience.
00:32 - Just prepared & snorted another 50mg line. http://i.imgur.com/VzPfh6f.jpg Trying to roll a £10 note into a straw whilst ketty is quite the challenge.
00:36 - Just setting in now, typing is becoming more difficult. Vision is becoming slightly distorted and I'm uncontrollaby rocking back and forward in my chair. Listening to Duke Dumont - Ocean Drive.
00:39 - My head feels very heavy, it's like I'm fighting with myself to keep my head straight. My head just wants to drop to the fucking floor, but I'm trying to type otu this tufcking report. Now listening to Gorillaz - Dirty Harry. Great sogn.
00:43 - Everything I hold in my hands feels extremely light. I picked my phone up and it feels like I'm holding a cunting feather. Still Jammin to Gorillaz, do recommend.
00:47 - Listening to some tech house now, fucking tripping me out. music sounds fucking weird.. unsure if its just the song or if its me.. but what the fFUCK
00:49 - just sat at my pc with my arm raised. cannot seem to move it so im typing with one hand. excuse the lack of punctuation
00:51 - Thank fuck that song was over. Seemed really trippy, now listening to Rio by Netsky. Sound is heavily fucking enhanced and I have sound waves drilling through my veins.
00:52 - no idea waht the fucks happening but I can feel the bass from the music in my bloodstream. Music doesn't sound that great in this state, but is really trippy
00:56 - got up to take a piss and when attempting to take a piss i realised i couldnt stand so i had to sit down
00:57 - this has me fucking FLOORED, will not be taking anymore. just using the 100mg of overweight to do this report. literally typing all this shit into notepad and all the words are moving all over the place, it's quite difificult
01:00- just went to stroke my cat again which resulted min me dribbling everwyehre., not sure why i was dribbling, just my cat felt so fluffy, realyl dont like listening to bruno mars whilst on k
01:03 - just sta at my pc chair and all of a sudden i feel like im spinning round. screens are way too bright, setting flux to max
01:05 - need to lay down in bed. these screens are too bright and i cannot deal with words right now
01:16 - laid in bed for 10 mins, cats head was shrinking, bed felt like it was inflating, my sneeze felt like a nuclear bomb and the lenovo logo on my laptop is moving.
01:20 - heavy effects are starting to wear off now and transitioning into an afterglow high. not even going to read what I've typed over the last hour, but I can certainly tell you that this K is definitely top notch.
01:23 - going to just chill and enjoy the rest of this buzz, then finish off this review.
End of live report
Potency cont.
I found it to be pretty strong and high quality. As stated in the report, I'm not used to feeling as much as I did from a small 50mg line, but it did give me some mild, pleasant effects - a sign of good ketamine.Price Value
- At only £25, I consider this ketamine a bargain! Especially considering it costs £30 for 0.6g in my local area.Aesthetic
- The ketamine seemed very fine and powdery. I admired this. I'm usually used to it being crystals, but the fact that it wasn't made it a lot less harsh on my nostrils.
Picture: http://i.imgur.com/nu43sPD.jpg (baggie was not included, ketamine came in a plastic wrapper-like bag.)
Comments:
Overall, I think the K is absolutely splendid, definitely the best I've had! Great price as well. I was a bit worried when the delivery was taking longer than usual, but it got here in the end. I haven't K holed yet on it as I did not feel like it, but I'm absolutely confident it does not take a lot to reach the weird and wonderful hole ;).
Is this painful ketamine drought we've been going through FINALLY over? It certainly looks like it!
I heard his K is fire, I have 2 batches at home from other vendors but might try out his too.
Stealth good enough to easily get to US? Only gonna get a small amount