[Uncategorized][META]Fottiti sfigato

You guys gave me a heart attack. Background: I'm Italian and this is my main account (aka the one that I don't bother covering my ass on because I have nothing to hide).

I was reviewing my subscriptions when I got to "/r/DarkNetMarkets: fottiti sfigato" (if you don't know, that means "/r/DarkNetMarkets: fuck you loser" in Italian).
I did a double take, then a couple more just to be on the safe side.
"It makes no sense that they would use an Italian phrase on an English speaking sub"... So I clicked on the link and went to the subreddit (I usually just read from the front page). Still there, right as the tab name. Maybe I tagged it somehow? No, that's not how it would show up, plus I don't have RES on this machine and why would I even tag it like that in the first place?

Then paranoia set in: maybe one of the sysadmins is messing with me? No, I get why they would block Reddit, but injecting a string like that would require a whole lot of work for a barely noticeable effect... Then maybe it's the cops? Yeah, it must be their way of telling me "ok, visiting this site is not illegal per se but you're on our fuck you list, so fuck you loser"...

Paranoia set in. Then fear. Then Google told me that it's a quote from a TV series I'd never heard of.

 

Fottetevi bastardi.


Comments


[12 Points] AsYourAttourney:

As your attourney I suggest 4mg of alprazolam followed by at least 1 liter of whiskey. Add THC as needed.


[6 Points] despicabledog:

Finally! I'm Italian and I was about to go insane too lol


[3 Points] blamehofmann:

Man I've heard of FUD, but this is something else. Grab some green or xans and chiiiillllllll friendo!


[3 Points] None:

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[2 Points] honestlyimeanreally:

Yeah, you need some sleep, or maybe a redose? Why not both!


[2 Points] IMarriedAVoxPopuli:

The Fall, son

Gillian Anderson is killing that shit.

I....it's like Roots for women/domestic violence/rape


[1 Points] LongLiveThe_King:

I was told it was an anagram, but I think this is much better.