K. This is fucked. I've ordered from 2 scary ass vendors in the last month and I still haven't got either pack. Been watching the mailbox like a hawk this week. All week I've had a new mailman. Guy looks like a fucking narc with his stupid moustache. I've been losing my mind and smoking way more than normal. Barely sleeping. How long do USPS employees usually get for vacation? How often do they get switched to new routes? Is this fuck's moustache gonna be the last thing I see on the outside? Someone please talk me down and tell me I'm just being paranoid.
And you can shut the fuck up about my cock size, Automod. I've had enough of your shit.
Offer him a blowjob for weed, that way you have entrapped him to do something illegal himself. Fight fire with fire my friend.