White Shadow Marketplace's Russian "Broken English" BWAHAHAHA!

Here is their intro on their Market's Home Page:

Welcome to WS Market

We wish you welcome to White Shadow Marketplace, an russian ebay auction-style marketplace for all black market items. Any questions, feedback or suggestions can be directed to our forum or just contact our support team. After alphabay and other big marketplaces shut down and seized, we want offer you here the highest level on security marketplace that ever existed and never can be shut down! Why? Find it out! The most users info are encrypted and not even we can see it. We pay everyone 100$-1000$ that can be find any leaks or errors on our site! No Scammers and people without knowledge allowed here! What we can make better?

We have open on our Forum an new Thread for all your ideas and tips, how we can make WS Market better. All was collect and maybe added on next Update. Visit our Forum and comment your ideas. You must love WS Market

Dear Members, We have Build the White Shadow Marketplace for all Buyers and Sellers that want sell and buy great Stuff without Scammers and out dated shit. We work hard for your Security and 100% Online Time. Bring your Costumers to WS Market and begin Traiding without Problems and happy Costumers. The only thing, you must love White Shadow.


Comments


[3 Points] KnowsAboutShrooms:

" We pay everyone 100$-1000$ that can be find any leaks or errors on our site!"

Severe error found: Grammar

Can I have my $1000 now please?


[3 Points] incognitohelenkeller:

"bring your costumers" fuck yeah halloween party


[2 Points] basjin:

ivandrago78.

mh.


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[1 Points] Charlie-Luciano:

Sounds convincing...