It's me again. And I just took all my acid.

Hi my names dnm_cunt! You may remember me from such threads as:

https://www.reddit.com/r/DarkNetMarkets/comments/4mdsl4/i_think_i_just_made_a_grave_error_lsd/?

Or perhaps

https://www.reddit.com/r/DarkNetMarkets/comments/3w78t3/a_prayer_for_mxe/

(See top comment)

Anyway I've gotta get this typed quick and hope you'll understand why in a minute.

It's my last night on the island and I'd rather not have to smuggle drugs back into England. So I accidentally slept all day which is a bit of a bummer (could have done with a bit more sun).

I have not much to do tomorrow than get on an airplane and sleep for 14 hours... Oh yeah and go straight to work from the airport.

So I just took 4 tabs of acid, got one left over in case I need it but I have a plan this time.

I took the acid 22:00hrs so I've got all my supplies ready. GoPro, beer, joints, 2 bags of shit Coke, portable speaker, fireworks (!!!) and some snacks.

I'm going to drive to the top of this mountain I've been to a few times. Brand new road, nothing up there. It's just a dead end. Away from everything and an awesome view of both the island and the stars. This ones gonna be trippy...

Hope I can keep you posted. Will take some footage and pics which you may or may not get to see...

Update #1: I'm here, there's a storm brewing over in the distance. Hopefully I get an epic lightning show tonight....

http://m.imgur.com/iLK1IvU

Update #2: These updates will surely get a bit more, shall we say spaced out? Updating while I can. Took the other tab of acid for 2 reasons. 1) I'm feeling it 2) I don't know how much the potency has held up in the conditions they've been kept in. More proof for any haters:

http://m.imgur.com/5ESLPZS

It takes a good 4 minutes to upload a single pic so fuck you and I'll do my best. The storm is coming my way! Awesome!

Update #2.1: fuck I forgot to put the SD card in my GoPro. No trippy firework shots no more :,(.

Update #3: the videos will come tomorrow but this is such an epic experience. Intense flashes lighting up the whole sky from over the mountain. Amazing, tunes are blaring (liquid drum & bass, in case you wondered). Mega mega 5 star amazing.... So trippy getting sudden flashes of intense light....

Strawberry Oreos are awesome by the way.

Update #4: I'm starting to lose it guys. I'll document what I can and update IF I can. But know this: I just sharted so violently I've stunk the mountainside out and had to ditch my boxers. Is this normal or just too much street food? Huehuehue :-/

Update #5: this all getting pretty overwhelming.. The lightning, the music, the nature, the trip. It's become so intense. It's almost too much to take in.... Woah

Okay actually I'm now laughing my ass off at how amazing it is. Hahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Bcee - lost and found. Get on my vibes.

Note to self: just keep lookin up at the stars man and that awesome storm going on. Don't go lookin down the scary looking mountain roads for nothin' Also your motorbike is not creeping up on you...

It's pitch black and I'm seeing colours. Must be the LSD

Update #6 I didn't bring enough of these beauties with me http://m.imgur.com/pFqxPcq

I will climb down this fucking mountain to get more of these delicious little packets of joy..

Fred V - paradise

Maduk- roller coaster

Hybrid minds- horizons

Druid- the power

Update #?. FIREWORKS TIME OMG I SHOULDNT BE DOING THIS.

Am currently firing bottle rockets into any direction I've felt negative vibes from, or strange noises...

I now realise I shouldn't be firing fucking rockets everywhere if I'm trying to keep it hush hush. All the dogs in the valley are howling and I've given my position away. Opsec fukd

Maduk - believe (logistics remix)

Jakwob - blinding (hybrid minds remix)

UPDATE: I just realised I have a fucking job!!!! And I took me a while to remember what I actually did for a living. Now I'm like "OH FUCKING YEAH THIS IS WHAT I HAVE TO DO NORMALLY" I'm laughing my ass off at the reality of reality.... And then there's this side of the spectrum,..

All said and done though how the fuck I'm going navigate this: http://m.imgur.com/B7qbj7K on the way home

http://m.imgur.com/78LYR7E

"Don't count the days, make the days count"

Update #10?: I made my way back to the hotel.... I've got a flight in 3 hrs so better prepare right?

Now I'm in a hotel room packing my shit all back down to 1 bag of hand luggage. I've got all these drugs I really have no option but to ingest. Or smuggle back through International borders... I know who I'm voting for...

Fred V & Grafix - Ultraviolet

UPDATE #11: This is what I am dealing with right now: http://m.imgur.com/5a7uApt

Thank god for the cocaine...

Hybrid minds - meant to be

ONE LAST UPDATE BEFORE ???

Maduk - Nothing more.

And I think that about ends it for me.

THE MORNING AFTER: I've overslept, looks like I'll be getting a boat off this island now. Good job I left plenty of time to get to Bangkok. Not looking forward to navigating my way around one of the worst places I've ever been - although there were full on riots going on last time I was there. Grenades and shit going off all over the place. That shit was cray...

http://m.imgur.com/pJRqCU5

One last Chang before I depart...


Comments


[32 Points] jungarrayi:

Good vibes your way, if you shoot a fire work from your arse and film it will send you $10.


[11 Points] hkedik:

Am currently firing bottle rockets into any direction I've felt negative vibes from

Love this :D Sounds like Hunter S Thompson.


[12 Points] Medacali:

These threads are epic. Lookin' forward to the updates lmao Enjoy your trip


[7 Points] Dnm_cunt:

Bcee - lost and found


[8 Points] hyper_ion:

I can't believe you sharted lol


[5 Points] InTheDitch:

Gotta love the dnb on a trip (or anywhere anytime for that matter) Enjoy your trip my junglist brother/sister


[8 Points] None:

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[3 Points] -gimmebrains-:

May yours be more fantastic than my recent attempt. Fly safe and Godspeed


[5 Points] Intothekhole:

Opsec 9/10 lol

Good read though man glad you found a way home


[3 Points] Dnm_cunt:

UPDATE: I just realised I have a fucking job!!!! And I took me a while to remember what I actually did for a living. Now I'm like "OH FUCKING YEAH THIS IS WHAT I HAVE TO DO NORMALLY" I'm laughing my ass off at the reality of reality.... And then there's this side of the spectrum,..


[3 Points] Dnm_cunt:

"Don't count the days, make the days count"


[2 Points] yans0ma:

Cheers


[2 Points] xansllcureya:

Dude, whoa. Polar opposite of what I did. Took 5 4mg Xan bars and slept this gorgeous day away.


[2 Points] LewisOnDXM:

Your music taste is on point.

Make sure to listen to this, Etherwood - Amen Roadtrip saw this live a few months ago while rolling. Honestly don't think you can top this song.


[2 Points] xeno211:

I feel like it couldn't be that intense, if your sentence structure is fine and you are able to articulate the experience.

If you were really gone, you forget why you had the computer, then remember for a split second , then spend 20minutes trying to type a full sentence, then forget again and give up


[2 Points] nf22:

Dnb ftw. Have fun!


[2 Points] Dnm_cunt:

Everything's a bit wavy still today. People's faces look weird, crawling a little bit. More changs are needed. All aboard the seatran ferry!

http://m.imgur.com/JD2LFKp


[2 Points] tigattack:

Looks like you had an awesome time man, just wanted to say you've got some awesome tunes!!! Pretty much all the ones you mentioned are favourites of mine, and after checking out the ones I didn't know, I love them too! Cheers :)


[1 Points] at69:

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[1 Points] None:

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[1 Points] Dnm_cunt:

Maduk - nothing more.


[1 Points] klobster2:

Sounds like a wild ride.


[1 Points] None:

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[1 Points] Code347:

This has all the makings of another Double Rainbow.


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[1 Points] at69:

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[1 Points] noonehear:

Were they 50ug doses or something? Telling us you took 4 tabs is useless.

Regardless, glad you had fun. Fireworks (hell even just fire) = fun on acid haha.


[1 Points] TheoryOfHarmony:

I love this thread, but next time you should take all that acid and not be on reddit!


[1 Points] PM_ME_LUNCHMEAT:

Chang beer is the shit!


[1 Points] professional_skier:

Why did you pack a hammer?


[1 Points] LRonFunches:

I live vicariously through you, dnm_cunt.


[1 Points] maxturbator:

Hahaha. You're nuts, man. Hope you had a great time!


[1 Points] justpassinbuy:

Big up on the massive set of quality tunes perfect mix for any good night. Dont sleep on Keeno - Life Cycle and the latest Logistics album my junglist brother.


[1 Points] None:

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[1 Points] Dnm_cunt:

Man I wish I had some more acid. 36 hours to kill before I'm back at work. Going to be taking a beautiful boat journey soon and it's pretty boring sitting on a bus for 14 hours. Reality sucks.


[1 Points] Dnm_cunt:

👍


[1 Points] tapeb0y:

listen to the rythm track by simon v


[0 Points] YRuafraid:

Have you fucked a thai hooker yet


[-11 Points] Lucyintehsky:

What a fucking troll.