Slangin at festivals

Anyone got any tips? What price to charge for 100ug LSD hit and 150mg MDMA cap? How to avoid Narcs and UCs? Anyone going to shambalah?


Comments


[23 Points] chinacat92:

Just went through this post and downvoted everything you commented cuz you're a fucking douche with no sense or kindness in your soul. Everyone here is now dumber because of what they just read. I award you no points. And may Jah have mercy on your dumbass soul.


[17 Points] comeplaydead:

$10 and $10 (or $20 if you're greedy fucker, I'd weight the MDMA at 100mg)


[11 Points] globking:

If you gotta ask how to sell drugs on the internet, chances are you won't be very good at it. Stick to suckin dick


[9 Points] xanahooawayyfoe:

10 dollar tabs 10 dollar caps

Be careful


[6 Points] SorryForAbandoning:

Pick a price where people don't have to break bills. The inconvenience is a turn off in my experience. Also, you're the drug dealer, so make the price what you want man! If people want it, they're going to pay whatever :) courtesy to your custys is always the best business model though.


[4 Points] ihateslowmotion:

Most employ the strategy of walking around while repeating "bud, molly, blow?" In a similar fashion as a cocktail waitress in Vegas repeats "water, coffee, cocktails" fool proof strategy.


[5 Points] Vendor_BBMC:

When I was a sound engineer, I often did the front-of-house sound mix for minor bands, invariably on a small stage on the third day, so I'd have to camp there for 3 days with the band for half an hour of work.

At one festival, There was a short fat black woman standing by the mixing desk while I was working, nodding to the music. As soon as I'd finished, I bought some acid and necked it and watched the next band.

As it started to kick in, Nuyorican Soul took the stage, and the first vocalist was the woman who'd been watching my excellent mixing. The tent wasn't that full, she looked at me from the stage, smiled, opened her mouth and let out the loudest, highest note I'd ever heard in my life, looking straight at me. I felt like I'd been sliced into blocks by a cheese wire, and was being reassembled. I could feel my hair moving about. The acid was just kicking in.

Then she did an even higher note, and the stage was morphing into a spaceship with this woman on it. I think she knew I was off my face. Maybe she thought I was cute

Then the band stopped, dead, and Jocelyn Brown started singing the intro to this song to RedBook of BBMC, on acid, looking me in the eye from about 6 feet away. I could almost feel her breath on my face.

https://youtu.be/aXvShq4csFE

Fuck me sideways. She couldn't get off her high horse and she couldn't let me go, because I was the one who made her feel so real.


[6 Points] weaboo_holocaust:

OP definitely will get either arrested or shanked.


[4 Points] Hong_Kong_Post:

Like you, I have just wasted 20 minutes of my life reading OP's drivel throughout the comments. What a gangster. 75 tabs and I'm gonna sell them for a $million a pop. One of the reasons the War on Drugs is bad for humanity is because if enables miscreants like OP.

OP, get a job.


[4 Points] sssimasnek:

10-20 a hit and 15-30 a cap. would recommend dosing them to 130mg or even 100mg as idiots will pop 2 or 3, just cause they are dumb or expect them to be a lower dose like usual

edit: I know these prices are a tad high but its gotta account for the increased risk that he faces by going through a festival and the supply/ demand


[3 Points] NdjdOKnsdjjdOKbdbxOK:

Hahahahhahahahahahahah.

What a joke. DNM changing lives.


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[3 Points] None:

SQUUUUUWK


[3 Points] TheFijiGod:

(Gong Sounds)

TheFijiGod has been dealing drugs for about 5 or 6 years & TheFijiGod generally thinks it is foolish to peddle drugs at music festivals. People who do this are fish running around a bunch of hooks waiting to be caught, just like in that episode of SpongeBob (TheFijiGod likes that show). If you're gunna do wrong buddy, do wrong right! The drug game is a one and done deal, meaning if your sorry ass gets caught you're done for good and you'll be chest deep in shit quicksand (shitsand) with your mouth open. If you wanna slang, TheFijiGod's advice to you is to be methodical, and ONLY deal with a small insulated group of people that you at least know mildly well. Let some other asshole be Mr. Hotshot and have the spotlight on him, directors typically don't act in their own plays you know ;) TheFijiGod's #1 rule of drug dealing is no fuckboys or randos! If you slang at a festival this is what your clientele will be solely comprised of.

TL;DR Tips for slangin' at festivals: Don't do it and if you absolutely must deal drugs, take your business elsewhere and be methodical about it with an insulated circle of clientele.

(THE GOD OF FIJI HAS SPOKEN!!!!!!!) (Gong Sounds)


[2 Points] None:

SQUUUUUWK


[2 Points] AndThenHeSays4:

They will have people looking for this really hard. I feel like it's a bad idea.


[2 Points] noshoppn:

The use of 'slangin' made me puke in my mouth a little


[2 Points] FuckTheJakes:

I refuse to sell to people who aren't trusted associates. They lose nothing if they point you out. You could make a lot of money but there's also a huge risk involved.


[2 Points] CoconutCore:

Have you ever been to a festival? Or sold drugs?


[1 Points] Tuffy121:

Have a girlfriend with big boobs to stash the pills under.


[1 Points] STFUnity:

Get interviewed by a narc in an online forum so they can catch you more easily next time you're out.


[1 Points] STFUnity:

OpSec anyone?


[1 Points] breakherhip:

I wouldn't risk it. So many things can happen like getting caught at the entrance, getting robbed, selling to an UC, losing your shit, etc.


[1 Points] None:

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[1 Points] Uniqueusername151:

I think the real question is how much you're getting your shit for lol.


[1 Points] Jejsjsn:

This sub is hilarious

While I'm at it I'm also gonna buy some stolen credit card info just to spite y'all

Lol @ the levels of morality in here and the massive projections and offense people take at the idea of someone selling drugs for profit

80% of you are hella dorks the rest of u folks r cool

Y'all need to get laid more tho


[1 Points] Molly-saurus:

There are plenty of people that will hustle for you for free drugs, try to identify the ones you want to work with and they will seek out and bring people to you or otherwise broker small deals in exchange for consideration from you in the form of a free pill here and there.


[1 Points] Selectivescammer1:

If you doing deals round campsite, and find a punter, go in to their tent to do the exchange, that way you are not overlooed by any passing security, and yes sometimes they stroll thru the campsite or have people in those towers with binoculars


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