Vendors, please don't use fake names when you ship...

I'm sure no smart vendor would ever do this, but it happened to me in the past, so I figured I'd make a post.

I can't remember the name of the vendor, and destroyed all my equipment, so I couldn't even begin to try. But I ordered some good looking double strength hulks from this cock sniffer on AB.

This was around January, and the reason I'm even posting about so long after the fact is because I've been debating on giving the onion fields another visit sometime soon and got pissed off that I destroyed my laptop and lost $100 in btc because of this fuck. I'm also geeked on Adderall.

Anyways, it took about two weeks to arrive (USPS), and as soon as I took the pack up to my room, I noticed the name on the shipping label...

'Alberto Prazalamo'

I'm not shitting you guys. It would actually be hilarious to me if I wasn't the victim of this stupidity. It's still a little funny in retrospect, but fuck that guy, and any retard who's dumb enough to do that, seeing as YOU'RE INCRIMINATING YOURSELF MORE THAN ANYTHING. Idk if the shipping address was real, but regardless.

I never opened the pack after seeing that and promptly destroyed it, along with my laptop and flash drives, and disposed of the remains.

It pisses me off cuz I've been paranoid about going back to the dnm because of it. Even though I probably have nothing to worry about at this point. But yea. Fuck that guy.


Comments


[29 Points] None:

Your search - Alberto Prazalamo - did not match any documents

Wow, nice. First documented use of this name on the internet.


[9 Points] None:

Wait I'm kinda confused how is this bad ? Waits wrong with sending from made up names? There's nothing wrong with that really I guess some people think businesses are better but that can get hot also. So what's the problem here ? You destroyed your package and computer because of a name on a package ?


[3 Points] Udaypbuh:

Lmfao hell of a name


[2 Points] Fugduhfacts:

I saw some kids pushing in instagram using dumb fucking names of famous drug users. No joke like Hunter s. Thompson amd shit. Plus he posted all his customers paypal info on his feed along with his real name. And he is a juggalo. Can't make this shit up.


[2 Points] Heyuguyzzz:

This is also true for buyers. STOP GIVING FAKE/ FUCKED UP names that have never received mail before at the address its going to! Pick a respected vendor that has some rapport in the community and trust that they know whats up. Start with a small buy if you are really cautious as well.

People ignore the plight of vendors on this subreddit far too often. For every 99 customer threads there is 1 (fake) vendor poster I swear


[2 Points] injecting_weed:

You probably went a bit overboard with he whole destroying pc and shit, really wasn't necessary


[1 Points] None:

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[1 Points] CandiiMann:

Just got one that had "Jose Sway" as the name


[-5 Points] KCslater1:

what the fuck are you rambling on about? haha i hope your a troll


[-4 Points] None:

You completely went full retard when you ordered drugs to a house that wasn't clean with the device you used to order being there. Not smart, let's say it were a controlled delivery you are honestly already fucked at that point dude. So you might as well enjoy the pack and its contents.