Im pretending to be a USPS mailhandler, ask me anything

Please post your questions below, i'll do my best to answer a few before disappearing but please only post ones that are general knowledge as i am only pretending to be a USPS mailhandler.

Ill go ahead and reveal a huge inside secret, if you want to mail anonymously you'll want to drop your package with a hat and sunglasses on at night, that way they cant see you.


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[48 Points] None:

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[37 Points] BlueShadesTM:

Hey can we get some proof you're a fake USPS mail handler please? I have my reasons for believing you may be real...


[24 Points] niggerbleeez:

Can drug dogs smell child pornography?


[21 Points] None:

Do you guys ever shoot any good pornos in the back of the USPS truck?


[16 Points] galaxyandspace:

Should I bring a gun and threaten the postal workers to ship my package, that way I know it will arrive on time?


[12 Points] assdafass:

When my heroin hasn't arrived yet but tracking shows it at a sorting facility, how many times a day should I drive down and ask to look for it?


[11 Points] missingmandy:

LOL seriously, that guy didn't tell us SHIT that we didn't already know.

Probably DoD creating an account for attention.


[4 Points] al_eberia:

How much weed do you steal from packages in an average week?


[7 Points] NiggaKingKilla:

Why is this topic so shitty? Is this seriously what you do on Tuesdays?


[3 Points] PlushHamsterYolo:

If i wanted to send you some dehydrated ice, should I just send it to the post office?


[1 Points] KingKush007:

lmao


[1 Points] None:

Thought i unsubscribed from circlejerk yesterday, what the fuck is this


[1 Points] b3nadrill:

how do i get girls to like me fakeuspsmailcarrier?


[1 Points] AutoBond:

When you finger the mail on your route, its it ever truly satisfied?


[1 Points] tksmase:

Ahah, oh well. This whole thread is gold.