[Vendor Review] NarcoticsAnonymous [BlueSky Market]

The crystals were so large and clear. That's what I kept thinking.

Okay. Sure. I've been into meth for about the last six months, always chipping doses off of a friend who introduced it to me. This was my first attempt to make my own order and, boy, did I pick the right vendor.

The name itself is self-deprecating and ironic - NarcoticsAnonymous as a crystal methamphetamine vendor. For ninety dollars I was promised a good gram, with bonus for new buyers. It took a total of four days from ordering to delivery... after one day the status changed to "Processing," after the second day it had changed to "Shipped." Two days after that I got it in the mail.

I won't go into details about the stealth or style of packaging except to say that it was decent stealth and adequate packaging. Out of the three vendors I tested (NA being the first), NA's packaging and stealth ranked second. The quality of the meth ranked first and so did the communication between us. I know there's at least one more vendor (who I haven't tried) on Blue Sky that charges much more for their meth than the other vendors, so I'm sure you can get higher quality meth there. But NA's quality was the best I've ever tried.

When I pulled it out of the packaging, it was in a little self-made bag that I had to use scissors to (very carefully) cut open. I poured the contents onto a scale and it weighed out to over 1.4g (For about $90 I had purchased one gram with a promise of extra weight). It was a mixture of large crystals, medium ones and some fine, tiny shards. A couple of the crystals were very large. All of it was clear, with no blemishes or tints. A tiny taste on the tongue gave the familiar trademarks: Initially sweet like sucrose, which blossoms into a heat as if it were spicy, like capsaicin (like in hot peppers).

I plugged 115mg right away (hey, don't knock it til you've tried it - rectal administration has a 99% bioavailability and is the closest you will get to injecting it if you are averse or not introduced yet to needles) and had a great experience. The rush gives you that constant feeling as if you're being sexually stimulated, and once I got into the sex part it was just ridiculously great. After a couple of hours I thought I would boost again and so I washed the original bag out with a little water and plugged that. I didn't realize that the inner surface of the original bag was lined with hundreds of little pockets (the type of plastic used) which meant there was lots and lots of powderized meth hidden in there. So when I washed it and plugged that it must have been at least an extra 100mg, which didn't come out when I poured and weighed the original net weight (so the total amount I received had to be in excess of 1.5g). Anyway, waste not, want not - so if you guys out there get this product and wash out the original bag to get the rest of the goodies, be careful and assume it's going to be a relatively high amount stashed in all those little pockets.

Overall, I've give NarcoticsAnonymous:

Quality of Product: A Stealth & Packaging: B- Communication from Vendor: A Price and throw-in extras: A

Overall: A-

I tested three vendors (Narcotics Anonymous, Zohar and one other) and this vendor (NA) came out on top, mostly due to the quality of the product. Product Is Fire. I also enjoyed the other vendors, don't get me wrong, and I would go back to them also... but for the generosity and quality of the product, this guy just gets me all wet. :D

Will definitely order again.


Comments


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So you put an "empty" plastic bag up your butt?