Hey, /r/DarkNetMarkets!
First off, allow me to apologize for junking up the subreddit with my little ad. I've been a long-time lurker here, and I know firsthand how annoying it can be when the vendor ads start to outnumber the actual posts (loving the new rule btw, mods). Still, I figured there could be more than a few people on here who would benefit greatly from the service I'm offering.
I'm a writing major and published author. I can't share the books I've published, but don't worry - you haven't heard of them (nobody has). Personally, I think that the amount of stress and work piled onto high school and college students today is bullshit. That's why I feel like there's nothing wrong with taking a bit of the workload (and the stress associated with it) off the back of my customers.
I write your essays for you.
Now, let's address the elephant in the room. I'm NOT here to steal business from Mr. Mackey, nor am I here to make a quick buck. I've been doing this for a long time, though I will admit the idea of expanding my reach to the internet came from him. This means I'm completely new to the internet game, which in turn means that I have to make a name for myself. Here's a few of the unique things I offer:
- Cheap-as-fuck prices for the first five clients!
I'm up front with all of my fees. It differs based on the difficulty of the paper, but usually hovers around $20.00 per page. JUST IN TIME FOR FINALS, ALL PRICES WILL BE HALF-OFF FOR THE FIRST FIVE ORDERS ONLY. Expect your paper to cost around $10.00 per page!
- Adaptive writing styles to make your paper more believable!
I usually have you send one or two previous examples of your writing so I can make my writing sound like yours.
- Completely anonymous messaging!
Even though this isn't illegal, it IS certainly bad news to be caught by your school. I only operate through tormail and bitcoin to ensure both our privacy.
- MONEY-BACK GUARANTEES!
All I want is to make you happy. If my essay wasn't adequate, I'll make it okay. Right now, this is the system I use for my "real-life" clients: Every letter grade below a "B" is $12.00 off. [a B- is $4.00 back, C+ is $8.00 back, etc.] KEEP IN MIND THIS IS EXTREMELY UNCOMMON, WHICH IS WHY I HAVE THE GUARANTEE IN THE FIRST PLACE!
There's nothing I can't write (in English). Period. Just email me and ask. I consider myself friendly and easy to work with.
Typically, a client emails me with the prompt and the rubric that goes along with it. I'll give them a quote, and if they're on board, I'll get right to the essay, sending them updates as I go. It's best to give me one day for every two pages, but I can make exceptions.
Payment is pretty simple. Half gets paid upfront in BTC, and the other half gets paid once I finish, which is when I send you the finished word document.
Help me help you! Feel free to ask questions both here and at my secure email address. All orders should go straight to my email. I'm new, but I'll work VERY hard to gain your trust! Here's to the beginning of a great partnership! :)
EDIT: I AM NOW RUNNING THROUGH BITMESSAGE! Forward all your messages here instead:
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[Bitmessage seems to be a way better and easier option. Download it from https://bitmessage.org/wiki/Main_Page and use the service to send me a message]
First we had drug wars now we're gonna have essay wars lol