Want to Buy Colorado River Toad

I want to have a toad and lick him till white goo comes out, will pay $300 for a toad


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[69 Points] None:

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[61 Points] poppermachine:

Does not work like that. There is a special method involving a small glass plate that you need to rub VERY gently on the venom gland near their ears. The venom is then dried and scraped off the plate, yielding 5-meo-dmt and bufotenine. Maybe if your post was more serious I'd offer to hook you up but it sounds like you are trolling/would not know how to take care of the animal/hurt it by trying to get high. And I'd still be charging you at least a grand as $300 is basically the price I would be paying.

Me: I'm looking for a Colorado River toad, can you help me: Pet Store Guy: You know those are illegal, right? Me: I study rare and collect exotic animals, I am willing to pay a premium to add one to my collection. Pet Store Guy: Do you understand what it takes to upkeep/care for such an animal without hurting it? Me: (insert long conversation explaining I know what I'm doing) Pet Store Guy: That will be $300 cash and give me a week.

EDIT: 5-meo-dmt, not 3-meo-dmt. I am rusty as fuck


[12 Points] ass-fister:

Take a vacation to the Colorado River?


[11 Points] poppermachine:

http://www.erowid.org/archive/sonoran_desert_toad/LaLaw.htm

I think I'm done here.


[8 Points] komodo6688373:

Post video after consummation.


[7 Points] earthmoonsun:

isn't that animal abuse to send those guys via mail?


[1 Points] AlexScreamz:

I don't know what this is but I'm saving this post.


[1 Points] vwermisso:

I heard their decently enjoyable, for what it's worth.