Could any of you beautiful people tell me the easiest fastest way to buy BTC in USofA?

So I'm trying to buy BTC so I can get my stuff shipped off so that it may arrive by friday, but apparently you either need to send of a scan of your dick print or provide your bank info to every site I've come across, which leaves me with a problem as a) I'm ashamed of my size, and b) I don't have my bank info atm.

If I could just use a credit card alone, or if you guys could tell me a different country I could put in that would allow me to buy BTC hassle free, that would be awesome.

Thanks


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Localbitcoins, LibertyX


[2 Points] pagonsMC:

It,s ridicules how hard it is to buy BTC anymore. no where is hassle free but if ya have cash, LibertyX is bout the easy the fastest.

which site requires a dick print? i wanna go break it, like quagmire. lol dick print, good one.


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Western Union on Localbitcoin. Make sure you have a cell phone for faster delivery. Find someone on LBC, start a trade, go to Western Union and fill out the paper and pay, send them the information over your phone and that will save time driving back home or wherever. In an hour or less, you'll have your bitcoin. That's how I do it. There are faster ways, obviously, but where I live, that's the fastest way because meetup is out of the option.

Before, it was circle.com but now they require picture ID. It did take 45 minutes with my debit card.