Funny MDMA story

Don't know if this belongs here but I just thought to share cause how funny this story is and hell if was obtained via the darknet

So I ordered MDMA for the first time to try, I kept it at my best friends house till we could do it but first I wanted to test it. Well the day before we were going to do it her boyfriend decided to do all the laundry... thing is she had to hide said MDMA from him because he would think it was coke apparently. (he's not bright) the place she decided to hide was in a pocket of a pair of her shorts..... πŸΌπŸ”« The one time he had to do her laundry my shit was in there also to be lost forever 😭... so to say fuck it we got Coke to spite him. Moral of the story don't hide your shit in cloths.


Comments


[9 Points] MrMackey_DNM:

Finally, an MDMA story that doesn't end with incest.


[6 Points] murderhomelesspeople:

He hates coke but not MDMA? lol Also inb4 bitch did your drugs and said fuck you.


[3 Points] ptbmnnn:

She stole it from you


[2 Points] None:

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[2 Points] dabcat1:

Friend stole your shit