So, to attend to my fondness of the the ol' Bolivian Marching Powder, I decided it would be a good idea to produce my own. 'It will be fun! I'll save money!' I thought to my self. So I bought it; £30 in all ($50 for you yanks across the pond). I guess i'll just tell you about the guide and the problems i'm having with it. --TL;DR at the bottom--
For starters, It's a good guide; The guide it's self I have no real problems with. It is well worded, concise & detailed all at the same time. I do believe that you could make the cocaine quite easily & with minimal skill or knowledge so long as you follow it closely. This really is the main good thing about it. The vendor seems pleasant enough (but he keeps calling me "brother" & I find that really creepy for some reason) although I've not spoken to him extensively.
That's where the good points end i'm afraid; there are some really fundamental issues with other aspects of it. These include:
slight difficulty in sourcing some of the required chemicals:- lots of the chemicals you need will have to be bought off the internet. This is kind of ok but i'm sure it's not a great idea having all the chemicals required to extract and purify coke sent to your door step. I dunno, maybe i'm just being paranoid. In his defense though, most chemicals can be bought in the form of common house hold cleaners and what not.
Sourcing the coca leaves is NOT as easy as Mr Cowboy likes to make out:- The guide says something along the lines of "go to this Peruvian website and buy a bunch of cocaine teabags". Hmm... Not sure if I like the sound of that. I mean, Isn't it a little risky having large quantities of coca tea (leaves) shiped to your house??? Oh, apparently not, as Mr Cowboy assures us that "because these are repackaged as tea and not leaves, they get through customs without problem". Ah yes, of-cause! How foolish of me! I mean, the best stealth methods i've ever seen are when my weed dealer just writes "Nah, this ain't weed, it's just dandelions" on the parcel. Yes, i'm sure this will stop customs right in their tracks (sarcasm, of-cause). The reality is that i've read on lots of different forums about people having their coca tea seized all the time - contrary to what Cowboy will tell you. I can't say that i've bought these leaves so I can't speak from personal experience.
Vendor is alittle quiet:- So when you first buy it he makes sure to reply to your messages in good time and detail. This combined with the seemingly legitimate guide made me think "ah, what the hell! I'll leave this bugger some nice feedback". And so I did, I wrote a lovely little passage about how great the guide was and posted it. Ever since I left the feedback, I have not received a single message back from my multiple questions (most of which regarding the coca tea issue). They have been sent to him on two markets so i'm sure he's seen them. Don't you "brother" me when you're just going to ignore my messages as soon as I leave feedback you knob.
I started this review with another bad point to add but I forgot it now. I'm sure it was very insitful to the matter at hand etc, ect.
So I guess that's it. In summary, yes the guide is good, but I doubt it would be reliable enough to be taken seriously in practice. I probably wouldn't bother buying - I'd get a refund if possible. Thanks for reading Reddit, I love you all you damn druggys.
- Worth noting that these aren't direct quotes, I'm just picking up on the general gist of what he's saying.
As a side note, Setting up will cost about £200 (maybe a bit less).
Edit - Spelling error.
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