"Smiling Faces" - the Most-Graphic British MethPorn Video.

About a week ago, I was pondering the TGUK / DNM Avengers / Gammagoblin drama, trying to work out who was telling the truth.

It's an impossible task, because I don't think ANY of them were. Thanking my lucky stars that I make a good honest drug that can be filmed, I had a think about how text-based meth reviews can be improved upon.

The only way to test meth quality is to load some into a clean pipe, melt it, take a hit, then rotate the pipe on its axis as it "Cracks back" into a crystaline, feathered smile shape. The more times you can do this before the non-volatile impurities make it nasty, the higher the purity. In other words, "smoke it clean" and see how dirty the pipe is.

That's how I judge it anyway, because I have to do it many times a week as part of my job.

For me, the main problem is a lack of a calibration standard. BBMC has only been making meth for 7 years, nothing compared to US, Australian, Mexican chemists. Every meth review on reddit gives the meth a 10 for quality, meaning it can't be improved upon in any way.

We can't compete with that. but I'm going to respectfully suggest that we make the meth I cleaned to UK-standards for Hank_vendor our "9/10". I filmed a typical test last week, smoking along to some tunes

That way, you can watch the video, smoke when I smoke, compare the results and know if your meth is better or worse than a 9/10..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CflCQILsEfI

Enjoy my expert lighter technique and live vicariously as I smoke along to two britmeth classics (I get nasty with the flame in the first, and do a "stem hit" in the second).

The first of the 3 tracks is straight out of Detroit, Michigan, a city which needs all the drugs it can get. Thanks to Hank and our Chinese friends, this is the first BBMC product they can buy.


Comments


[24 Points] None:

this is the first BBMC product they can buy

yes, very grateful to be have the opportunity to buy your product. this post reminded me how grateful I am for that opportunity, so I went down and checked my mailbox. once again, nothing. going on 6 weeks of non-stop gratitude here, as are all the other international orderers. not a single person outside of UK has received this product.

how do you feel about that?


[12 Points] Goypride:

Could you make a video of Hank posting international orders?

Day 133 since the order.

Thx


[8 Points] lFallout:

Calling it now, within the next 2 weeks vice will publish some bullshit article including this video


[5 Points] bcn4l:

Can confirm 10/10. Spent the weekend with the mrs and some hank/bbmc and my dicks still red raw.

And yes yiu do have branding down if it wasnt for you i wouldve never tried it!


[3 Points] GNAR-TheBarGoblin:

You're A+ in the branding department, for both BBMC and Meth. Love the music.


[3 Points] DnmAvenger:

I still don't understand your issue with us. We had nothing to do with TGUK's drama. Neither did GG. TGUK exit scammed, dude. He was pissed at us for covering the cost of a test that showed his product was shit. Whatever, man. Honestly, if you don't have anything nice to say about us just don't mention us.


[2 Points] None:

Watched it last night....Damn good call on the UK Garage / Disclosure track / Damn good looking gear & technique :-)


[2 Points] an_illegal_smile:

that's a mighty perky lil' rack you got there, mister


[2 Points] fantasticnameuser:

Every... review on reddit gives... a 10 for quality, meaning it can't be improved upon in any way.

I hope people take notice of this. I'm primarily a pot smoker, so I'll pick on that. You can't get bud for $160 an OZ from HF or GLL or something, and then say 10/10 for quality. Seriously, do you people who do that honestly think that weed is as good as it gets, or are you scared of your vendor? In which case, you really should find another.


[2 Points] itchyballs1:

http://i.imgur.com/RBC1s4a.png still waiting for my free gram :|


[1 Points] None:

It's not blue though


[1 Points] None:

Goddammit I finished the last of my meth the other day now I want some more.


[1 Points] sudoku_apt-get_rekt:

the white stuff burning off at the beginning and coating the stem doesn't indicate MSM?


[1 Points] HuehuehueJackman:

Thoroughly enjoyed the video. Have you ever done an AMA?


[1 Points] psychotropicnexus:

Why do people spin the pipe? I know there are certain techniques to smoke meth, but I just never understood it I guess, just curious.


[1 Points] None:

Dude that track at 13:00. Thats some quality house. Brits always have good taste in music.