Also the reason why I hired a CS team.
Context: customer places an order for a kpack but does not message me. I confirm and ship the order and I provide tracking. few days after, I start getting messages from the customer:
First contact:
I need ur help because i'm gonna be in trouble.
im very suspicious right now, ive tilted and caused some trouble with some cops via twitter sigaint u name it.
I refuse to check this from my home, and if i go into a library it requires my ID to use a computer-which i also dont want to do.
I had a friend check the tracking from his home. can you provide me with an update when you get the chance?
I am gonna have to turtle the fuck up with this package, as i was walking to the library down the block there was a cop posted at a convenient intersection that would give him a very good idea as to where I live, but I think these guys already know exactly where I live.
they also have my phone number. every hurt ive felt has been a result of parking outside that hot house, and getting into an accident afterwords.
I have no drug charges, but based on times ive dealt with cops they know i have a temper with my parents etc so on and so forth.
I also asked a girl at walgreens that i go to if the cops have asked about me, gave her my number told her to text me and she never did.
I suspect shes a CI, infact the entire walgreens night staff including what seemed to be a manager and a pharmacist rode my ass last time i went in there to buy some vodka. they all kinda lined up behind me to check out useless ass things that night.
I can continue to work for u but first i need this kpack to land safely, I need to really be careful with this package too many goofy things are going on.
Ive learned a lot about law enforcement lately, at the expense of them learning about me- its not a total loss, but I feel there were some neccesary sacrifices. I hope my suspicions are only that- well see.
just writing this as a reminder to myself to be fucking scared, cuz i am.
I did not answer. 1 week later, I get another message from the customer:
the feds got me yesterday for DUI. they used this as an excuse to search my car but luckily they didn't find your bars because they were actually hidden under my bed at my parent's house. I suspect my car might be bugged now, so I have to halt sales. . I flushed all of them, about 700 on the kpack, not asking for anything (no reship not ur fault) but i'm afraid they might try to arrest me now.
I sold around 100 to a few friends and now I'm extremely worried that the feds might be out to get me.
no matter where i move, there is a set of three or more cars that move in unison, one takes one route- the other another. just walked to mcdonalds and on the street to the north of me an SUV was idle until i crossed the street and it then turned on the engine to go west lol.
but i managed to get to mcdonalds and back safely.
its the small victories
2 days pass then I get another message
niles police and evanston detectives showed up to my parents house and talked to them the night before court. said "were here as a result of an investigation." they confirmed I dont live at their residence even though my drivers license says I do (like a pro).
my parents are kinda funny lol, my moms a bad bitch and my dad... is a bitch. hes a goon in his own right though lol.
my moms like "you need to stay the fuck away from cops"
my dads like "youre tarnishing my good name."
so i still think my phones probably tapped. i havent tried a single bar, i still have the percent that 30% or so left cuz i was shitting my pants toooooooo harddddd lol.
so i dunno... if my phone is tapped, the conversation with my parents may have been adequate enough to issue a warrant for my arrest, but i really dont know. my mom isnt one to yell my full name when shes mad, shes a bad bitch anyway i laughed at her on the phone she said "i had diarrhea the entire next day"
im like ay bitch chill ur old ass out i dont need all that info.
theres still infinite heat in my neighborhood and i cant go making sales. cuz these assholes are everrryyyywhere. I dont know what exactly they want but its definitely intense afffffffffffffffff lol.
ill get to the rounds again today- ill be running out of money soon, and I dont believe making sales is a very intelligent thing to do right now.
I just wanna live long enough to win this DUI case lol. if you (or someone) is willing to pay me for shilling $1000/month is more than enough for me to live on
get back to me with ideas- id like to continue to work for you somehow someway. if i dont get a response ill need to hit my parents up for a portion of my rent- cuz i really dont wanna make any sales right now, itll compromise my customers, one of which is really good at what he does and ill try to convince him to have stuff mailed to him. Thanks been fun.
I still dont answer. customer proceeds to go missing for 1 month, then writes me again
yo yo, just checkin in- im still kickin...
im still trying to process everything that happened, i think to get that undercover on me it took A LOT of research... like a tonnn.. they musta been in contact with every police department that ever met me LOL (5-6 I think) LOL
im beginning to think I wont get arrested when i show up to DUI court, because my last court date i got an uber ride from an admitted detective and we talked about a different case (a murder), and he said "yeah i heard they already got him..." and im like "yeah i figured".
I think one of those assholes somewhere likes my retarded ass enough not to arrest me during my last court date... well see about this next one.
they turned up the heat SUPER fast yo, if they turned up that much heat any slower i woulda burned to death LOL.
but #nilespolice literally are fucking worthless at their job. fuck those faggots im keeping their hashtag too.
if i get arrested at this upcoming court date itll be because i cant resist taunting nilespolice LOL
w/e they already paid my bail money YOLO.
i still think its probably in both our best interest that i use a different name and address for the remaining bars shipment
niles has been hunting me since thanksgiving night, thats when my phone was tapped.
I know theyre watching me, and im nearly sure i have a special agent on my case, shes a sexy ass ho who shows up whenever i get outa line, ive seen her 3x- 2x late last month and once in this last week. all she does is glare at me LOL.
this sexy ass special agent does some quirky subtle shit to put me in line though its kinda interesting, scary, and hilarious at the same time.
take care
TLDR: customer orders kpack, obviously gets addicted to bars, gets arrested for DUI, believes massive LE conspiration is out to get him, flushes almost entire kpack. updates me on his situation a month later.
You definitely need to maintain contact until we know more about