Police stakeout in my street!

I live in a calm and friendly neighborhood. Som call it the retirement street (It's even become the name at our only buss stop!) But for the last month, there has often been a civilian dressed police car, roaming around here, standing by the road, sometimes in the early hours, sometimes late at night: I truly hope it is the pothead down the road from me, attracting the attention. Sometimes the whole area reeks of marryJay!

But to say the least, I'we burned a few ennobled paper squares! The problem is, I have 3 packages coming in! Nothing more than a heavy fine if I were to get caught , but still , it's fueling my paranoia like jet fuel on a bathtub of napalm! Any good ideas on how to sleep at night? I already started sleeping in a pyjamas, just in case I'l be visited by som handsom arseholes in the middle of the night..


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[3 Points] MDMangel:

https://www.reddit.com/r/DarkNetMarkets/comments/4qvkvt/7_steps_towards_minimizing_packparanoia_a/

Don't let your paranoia get the best of you man! All you can do is make sure that OpSec is tighter than a nun. The rest is in the hands of the USPS and the DNM gods. The guy you think is a cop is probably just an agent of MIB.


[3 Points] DarkKnight_1111:

I think you are good to go. The pyjamas was a smart opsec move though. They never suspect the guy in the PJs.


[2 Points] trapptripp:

Uppdate: http://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/aVDxRv8_700b.jpg


[1 Points] RIP_Meth_9000:

BBMC ratted your ass out....Bahahahahahaaaaaa!!!!!!


[1 Points] None:

Consider burning your house and booking a plane ticket for Belize


[1 Points] u_wot_mate8:

Pssst...

Check behind your curtains.

No, your other curtains.

Do you hear that helicopter? Why is it circling?

I'm sure everything will be FINE