[Vendor Review]: EtiKing (AB) - a-PHP, 4-FA, 6-APB, Etizolam (Liquid + Blotter)

DETAILED CHECKBOX
Vendor Name/Marketplace: EtiKing - AlphaBay
Product/s reviewed: 1g a-PHP, 1g 6-APB, Etizolam (2 x 30mL Liquid, 50 x 1.5mg Blotters), 3g 4-FA
International?: No, USA Domestic
Vendor requires FE?: No
Price before shipping: Fucking cheap
Incentives for Review?: No
Shipping cost: $7 per item
Customer Service:
[X]+5 Superb: Polite, prompt, ensures satisfaction
[ ]+4 Good: Professional, exhibits customer care
[ ]+3 Satisfactory: Adequate responses, resolved issue
[ ]+2 Marginal: Subpar communication, partial resolution
[ ]+1 Bad: Poor communication, no resolution
[ ]+0 Awful: Abusive responses, no resolution
Product Quality:
[ ]+5 Highest purity - highly potent
[X]+4 Mostly pure - potent
[ ]+3 Minor cut or impurity - strong
[ ]+2 Cut and/or impure - medium to weak
[ ]+1 Almost entirely cut - very weak
[ ]+0 Possibly bunk - no effect
Processing Speed:
[X]+5 Processed & marked shipped in 24hrs
[ ]+4 Processed & marked shipped in 48 hrs
[ ]+3 Processed & marked shipped in 72 hrs
[ ]+2 Package is late
[ ]+1 Package is very late
[ ]+0 Never received package
Price Value:
[X]+5 Excellent - great value & low cost
[ ]+4 Moderate - worthy value & fair cost
[ ]+3 At-market - neither good nor bad
[ ]+2 Below-market - so-so value, high cost
[ ]+1 Exorbitant - low value, excessive cost
[ ]+0 Rip-off - little-to-no value, unjustified cost
Stealth & OpSec:
[X]+1 Vacuum-sealed
[X]+1 Mylar/non-porous container
[X]+1 Decoy/misdirection
[X]+1 Low package profile
[X]+1 Good OpSec/PGP
TOTAL: 100

While this post isn't anything you haven't seen before, I wanted to write this review as a thank you to EtiKing for being one of the most pleasant and professional vendors I've ever had the pleasure of doing business with:

The biggest outstanding factors in his service are shipping + T/A time, and communication.

There was one issue where one of my orders had been marked as printed for shipping but hadn't updated in the regular time, and he responded without annoyance that it was unusual and if it hadn't moved by tomorrow he would reship express.

In my last order, he reshipped the entire thing, overweight, after there was another issue with shipping, the entire time incredibly respectful, professional, and with staggering rapidity.

I want to address the single non-flawless item in the review: I'm somewhat curious as to the quality/potency of his 6-APB. I've had prior experience with the Succinate, and many other experiences with 5-MAPB, 5-APB, 4-FA, Mephedrone, MDMA, MDA, etc. I dosed 150mg, along with 1.5g shrooms, and gave two close friends with no tolerance 150mg each. In my experience, even with the Succinate salt, which is weaker, this should have had them blasted into space in absolute euphoria and intensity for a very long time. I couldn't judge because I was on shrooms, and Adderall, and later a-PHP, but both friends redosed another 150mg after a few hours (which seemed ridiculous to me) and said they still didn't feel much, certainly much less than the 150mg of MDMA I had given them for the first time the month before, until we started doing a-PHP later in the night.

Now, that being said, his Etizolam is fire, the a-PHP was fire, and the 4-FA visually lines up with what I'm expecting from past experience. I'll be trying it tomorrow night, and I've no doubts it'll be fire.

Thank you to an awesome vendor with dirt cheap prices, great products, and ridiculous shipping and communication.


Comments


[3 Points] God_and_Country:

Let us know how the 4-FA turns out. Nice review.


[1 Points] tothetrashitgoes321:

I tried to place an order with him before and he canceled them all and I swear he wanted me to use some other type of encryption but it's been a minute so maybe things have changed.


[1 Points] Joe_Black_:

How are the blotters? No residue or shininess? Also, did he label the bag they were in? I've been looking for discrete blotters but the ones I've found have etiz or a xanax printed on them.


[1 Points] Delayeddd:

is he sold out?