My goat wants to order a large quality of pasta which if seized could lead to serious complications.
He cannot send the parcel to his flat for various reasons he can only send it to his local post office to be picked up.
He understands if anything was seized to deny deny deny. But he never picks up mail from his post office.
So if he was questioned he wouldn't be able to answer why he was there in the first place.
Would it be an option to purchase another item that wouldn't have any complications if searched.
Have the item delivered on the same day as the pasta...
Then if he was questioned he could state that he was only at the post office to pick up the item but the lady gave him another parcel with his name on it he wasn't expecting.
Would this work?
Nice try, officer. Goats can't even use a computer.