Avoid Elisa-Yamaha at all costs

It amazes me people are still falling for their "MXE". Between the people I know in real life, folks on various subreddits, on T.A.S. and irc, I know of at least 18 people in the US who have ordered their MXE (not to mention the supposed re-ships) and not a single one of us received our product. One look at the huge number of negative feedback confirms the selective scamming they practice. I say 'they', when in reality it's likely one guy operating overseas and not 2 cutesy Japanese girls as the image portrays.

Furthermore, they've been nursing this 'long lost LAST TINY AMOUNT REMAINING" batch of 'weak MXE' for around a year and a half now, with no signs of stock being remotely low. My guess is it's a hodgepodge of DXE/MXP and who knows what else, but because not a single of us stateside folks received our orders none of us were able to send in for gcms to find out just what kind of mystery meat they're selling as mxe.

Long story short, avoid this vendor - especially if you're in the US. I was promised a reship and it never arrived, two of my friends had the same issue, and I've talked to multiple others who were almost all promised reships (some were promised multiple reships) and not a single order or tracking number ever materialized. Yes, the Netherlands can be a tricky place to order from but let's not get carried away into thinking customs is so efficient that a single gram of mxe was caught each and every single time.


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[9 Points] cryptolavdalasun:

they are most definitely selective scammers..

avoid at all costs. I too have lost money with them. No order came, no sign of reship. nothing.


[7 Points] MitalikaSucks:

Agree, they have weird communication patterns, and not very concerning excuses. I was one of their first customers, when they just opened, but after a couple of orders found myself another vendor. Just couldn't deal with them

they've been nursing this 'long lost LAST TINY AMOUNT REMAINING" batch of 'weak MXE' for around a year and a half now,

True .. :/


[7 Points] alcoholicwreck:

TAS is still around? Wild. Could i get an invite? Is it stil active?


[2 Points] whoiiinvitedthisguy:

I think if you're smart and the vendor is smart and you don't over do it then ordering from NL can be relatively safe. I've done it a couple times


[3 Points] jeinova:

I have placed 4 orders with this vendor over the past year. Each order was 1-2 months apart from each other. First 2 showed up just fine, but the last 2 orders I placed , I never received. However, I DID end up getting a refund for both of those orders from the vendor after a lot of communication. One of those last orders I did pay for tracking, and the tracking ended up showing it made it to USA, but then stopped there, never updating again.
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I'm not sure if this vendor is a selective scammer. If that were the case, I don't know why they would have given me refunds. However, I question the opsec of the packs. I can't believe that those last 2 orders just got "lost in the mail". I do believe the opsec failed and customs got them. The orders were all admittedly small personal ammounts, so odds are customs just trashed them. I never got a LL. Vendors packs might be getting profiled by USA customs. Hard to say.
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But with all that being said, if you order doesnt show up, message the vendor and just tell them whats going on. Don't be a dick if you want a refund. If you get impatient and pissed off, then rage on the vendor... they obviously arent going to work with you. I feel like a ton of people that use DNM have zero customer service etiquette. With clearnet services, you can be a total asshole to a retailer and still get your money back because of... laws and TOS agreements. But on DNM... there are no fucking rules. This is all gambling and hopeful trust. Its a fucking game, and if you dont know how to play it, youre gonna get fucked. Part of getting refunds from vendors is a game as well. The game is to be nice, continue to stay calm, and hope like hell you get your BTC back. Unless a vendor has exit scammed, I've always got refunds just by keeping my cool and continuing to talk to the vendor. I've never got a "fuck you, I ain't giving you shit" from a vendor.
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And please remember to check a vendors refund policy in their profile before you place an order. I've made that mistake more than once. But hey... experience..


[3 Points] theshadowfax:

I think the key with E-Y is to go ahead and get the tracking, or at the very least, the vac seal.

In my own experience they do have great customer service. I placed an order some time ago for some of the MXE, and went the cheap route and just got an untracked pack. It never showed up, but honestly knowing what I do about customs and the mail system, I wasn't exactly surprised. I contacted them about it and they were very understanding and willing to work with me. Instead of marking it up as a total loss I was able to order a replacement order and only had to pay for whatever shipping method I chose (entirely understandable) - I chose tracked packaging and it showed up within a couple weeks. I know it can be intimidating for people on international orders from NL to get tracking but if you're not getting hard substances you should be fine.

That being said I will say the MXE had definitely degraded over its time. Was still MXE and provided the same headspace and dissociation, but it required a significantly higher dose to get into that headspace. I've experienced many of the more popular disso alternatives, MXP, DXE, MeO, etc... was none of those, it just wasn't strong MXE like it would be if new.


[2 Points] myreviewact2:

currently waiting on a reship for a very small amount of 2-cb from them


[2 Points] HuehuehueJackman:

I got my promo 2CB gram..


[2 Points] None:

I'm going in on 10 days now did g if MDMA and 5 XTC pills !! Hoping they come this week if not then I'll call it a done deal and either scammed or seized smh


[2 Points] THE_DEEP_MOB_CONNECT:

Everytime I see the letter M X E I get so mad. I had a half key I bought right before the ban and where it was stashed I was too hung over and forgot to lock it for about 20 minutes came back and all my stuff was gone. Ecentialy. a 30k loss that day. O well. You can't win them all. The best part was there was a feww diff bags of diff phyc RC's that were pure white and active at a few mg levels. Whoever tried a line of those was either melting into the floor or dead. KARMA.


[1 Points] jorisx3:

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[0 Points] None:

Wait?! You mean to tell me Elisa -Yamaha arnt to hot Japanese girls vending in NLZ?!?


[-2 Points] Elisa-Yamaha:

First of all, we're not Japanese and I dont think we try to portray that. We do sell real MXE, as you can see in the feedback we're receiving on the listing. ( http://alphabaywyjrktqn.onion/listing.php?id=178754 )

We have 96% positive score, which is a normal stat compared to other vendors who primary ship without track and trace.

You say that no US customers received there product, which is bullshit.

''Excellent! Customer service is the shizzy, and it's definitely real MXE. Took a minute to the US, but that's US customs' fault, not theirs - shipped quickly. 5/5 for sure''

''Came to US in just over two weeks, good stealth, great product for cost!''

''Came after 14 days to the US. Dont believe the haters, this the real deal. even at 50 mg it gets you there like classic ole momma goose does. Reagant tested and not too low strength like i belived it would be. Will be coming back for sure!''

About our stock: The stock is limited but since we're not selling a lot of it for the current price it's not flying of the shelves, which isn't a problem for us.

I highly doubt we offered people MULTIPLE reships on MXE, we rarely do that.

Out of the 450 we've sold, we received 11 negative feedbacks. A couple from people saying they received something else and once of those people clearly lying, can provide screenshots of our conversation to show the bullshit customer say when they're trying to score free drugs.