My favorite lines are:
Its extreme effect on the body means up to four police officers are needed to restrain a person high on the drug.
The problem with alpha-PVP is that it's a mix of a potent hallucinogen like LSD with a potent stimulant like ice. They are at the same time extremely aggressive and extremely frightened. So you will get people smashing through windows or running through traffic as they are hallucinating because they think the walls are possessed So you will get people smashing through windows or running through traffic as they are hallucinating because they think the walls are possessed and they throw themselves off a balcony
It looks like they used a propaganda template from the 1930s. Love that bit though, "and they throw themselves off a balcony."
'Flakka is that it has not been strictly illegal, because it's a new drug developed in China most likely by a 19-year-old on a computer that a criminal mastermind or bikie gangs.'
What..?