Using espresso coffee instead of mdma for parties? (office thoughts)

It was 9am in the morning. Went to office after sleeping less than 6 hours straight to fucking excel. Only place in excel where i excel is excelling at excel without the mouse. #keyboardmasterrace

Fast forward i went to coffee machine and got i would say big sized espresso. Drank that shit and i guess because of my metabolism just as with acid it does not hit me as others (yeah i know that effects are not instant). After 10 minutes i stood up and went to almighty coffee machine again ( i mean shits for free at the work and i may be a jew idk) made my prayers and drank another big espresso. Then i went back to my desk, turned on spotify and started listening to some of the nastiest like greasy as hell drum and base. Like it was an evil child between skrillex and zomboy.

As i was writing formulas in excel and working with data i noticed that because of coffee and the really loud drum and base in my earphones ( i love that shit, especially in festivals at 6am (( gotta love drum and base community (((gotta love mdma dealers who give energy to create dust cloud from mosh pit at 6am in the mornin))) )) ) my fingers were shaking and it felt not so strong but kinda similar like on mdma. I felt energy and i wanted to do some crazy shit. On each drop i would love to smash da personalized computer.

I dont know how much espresso you have to drink to die but i think if i drank 3 big espressos in 30 minutes i would be set for the party. I think instead of buying molly i will just buy worlds strongest coffee and a line of coke. Espresso is like coffee dabbing. T-rex espresso concentrates

TL;dR : Maybe coffee machine's maintenance worker is gamma goblin and he underdoses espresso cuz it doesnt hit me just from one cup. Stealth is okay, i mean it is enough. There is also a little bit milk in espresso so you could not say what kind of coffee it is and your colleagues would think it is cappucino or simple coffe. That way they dont think that you are suspicious sociopath and psychopath in holidays. The shipping time took 15 seconds to my cup which is decent. I will update with EC and post result on my jobs blackboard.

REAL TL;DR : Previous TL;DR was just a prank bro(cant you spot that there is little d instead of big D which means it is asian or fake or both they go well together). Espresso boosted me like a real friend and because of it i completed all my work in excel. Now i got time instead of doing spreadsheets to watch some spread cheeks if you know to mean.

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( lenny in reddit looks like this nigga trippin on some pure molly look at this niggas eyes they are a lot wider than regular lenny's)


Comments


[43 Points] ShillDrill:

Fuckers in deepweb telling me, always in the darknetmarkets Gamma Goblin ain’t bout this, Gamma Goblin ain’t bout that My boy a GG on fucking private website and them He, he they say that Gamma Goblin don’t be putting in correctly dosed acid SHUT THE FUCK UP! Y'all shills ain’t know shit All ya shills talk about Gamma Goblin ain’t no shipping often enough Gamma Goblin ain’t this Gamma Goblin a scammer SHUT THE FUCK UP Y'all don’t live with that nigga Y'all know that nigga got caught with a raw crystal laying' the tabs and shit Nigga been on darknet since fuckin, I don’t know when! Motherfuckers stop fuckin' playin' him like that Them psychonaut savages out there If I catch another fresh account talking underdosing about Gamma Goblin I’m fucking beating they electrum wallet! I’m not fucking hacking no more You know those niggas trip with Lil' JoR and them


[39 Points] FuckTheJakes:

MDMA is a bit stronger than coffee.


[23 Points] tenderwingz:

What in the actual fuck


[9 Points] None:

skrillex and zomboy... wonderfull

pffff


[8 Points] Kind_of_Brule:

You should definitely try raw cacao next. Didn't you read those articles about people doing lines of micronized cocoa powder in German nightclubs or wherever the fuck?

anyway I've done somewhat high-dose "ceremonial cacao" and it's a much warmer buzz than FUCKING COFFEE YOU LIGHTWEIGHT


[3 Points] Darknettoker:

You mean instead of meth or cocaine.


[3 Points] _VEINY_HORSE_COCK_:

MDMA makes me sleepy


[3 Points] RIP_Meth_9000:

Needs more meth.....way more damn meth!!!!!!!!


[2 Points] drugfreekid:

Anhydrous Caffeine can actually be snorted with minimal mucosal irritation. Is it worth your time? No. Caffeine after about 200mg only produces nasty peripheral stimulation. Coffee, being a mixture of Xanthine derivatives shows a different pharmacological profile though. It's impossible to dose accurately without putting your coffee up for spectroscopic analysis.

Caffeine is a nasty un-insightful pesticide, MDMA in contrast an elixir of the soul.

Also, one line of cocaine? Optimistic, really optimistic.


[1 Points] loulan:

I don't get it. Sometimes I drink 7-8 espressos in a day, sometimes zero. I never feel a difference whatsoever. I never miss coffee if I don't drink it. And then you have some people who are all like "OMG I DRANK A COFFEE I'M SO SPAZZY". I wonder how much of it is psychological.


[1 Points] squirtle_lvl5:

I don't know why you're wasting your time drinking it. Snorting ground beans is the best roa for espresso imo.


[1 Points] None:

A cup of black coffee has more caffeine than espresso. Espresso has more caffeine per volume, but an espresso shot is very small, only 2 oz.

People have a weird perception that espresso is somehow super caffeinated.


[1 Points] None:

Someone slipped you some meth my friend


[1 Points] michaelhuman:

lmao


[1 Points] cbdexpert:

I loved this list. HIGH ENERGYYYYY


[1 Points] moyno85:

Are you fuckin high mate? You sound like a wanker.


[1 Points] Tonto115:

I have never gotten effects from coffee. IDK why.


[0 Points] engineering_tom:

Drum and bass, not base. We ain't drumming whilst taking speed. As a dnb lover myself this probably irrationally irks me, but you wrote it wrong a lot. Pleased caffeine can perk you up after a night out tho bro, your work is sound providing such benefits.


[0 Points] pm_me_thick_girlz:

For future reference, the OD dose of caffeine is ~1g or 10x regular sized espressos.