DETAILED CHECKBOX | |
Vendor Name/Marketplace: |
CupOdrugs/Oasis |
Product/s reviewed: |
1oz Penis Envy P. Cubensis |
International?: |
USA-USA only |
Vendor requires FE?: |
No |
Price before shipping: |
$175 |
Shipping cost : |
$3 |
Customer Service: | |
[x]+5 |
Superb: Polite, prompt, ensures satisfaction |
[ ]+4 |
Good: Professional, exhibits customer care |
[ ]+3 |
Satisfactory: Adequate responses, resolved issue |
[ ]+2 |
Marginal: Subpar communication, partial resolution |
[ ]+1 |
Bad: Poor communication, no resolution |
[ ]+0 |
Awful: Abusive responses, no resolution |
Product Quality: | |
[x]+5 |
Highest purity - highly potent |
[ ]+4 |
Mostly pure - potent |
[ ]+3 |
Minor cut or impurity - strong |
[ ]+2 |
Cut and/or impure - medium to weak |
[ ]+1 |
Almost entirely cut - very weak |
[ ]+0 |
Possibly bunk - no effect |
Processing Speed: | |
[x]+5 |
Processed & marked shipped in 24hrs |
[ ]+4 |
Processed & marked shipped in 48 hrs |
[ ]+3 |
Processed & marked shipped in 72 hrs |
[ ]+2 |
Package is late |
[ ]+1 |
Package is very late |
[ ]+0 |
Never received package |
Price Value: | |
[x]+5 |
Excellent - great value & low cost |
[ ]+4 |
Moderate - worthy value & fair cost |
[ ]+3 |
At-market - neither good nor bad |
[ ]+2 |
Below-market - so-so value, high cost |
[ ]+1 |
Exorbitant - low value, excessive cost |
[ ]+0 |
Rip-off - little-to-no value, unjustified cost |
Stealth & OpSec: | |
[ ]+1 |
Vacuum-sealed -Check out the pics tho; wouldn't want these to be crushed on accident |
[x]+1 |
Mylar/non-porous container |
[x]+1 |
Decoy/misdirection |
[x]+1 |
Low package profile |
[x]+1 |
Good OpSec/PGP |
TOTAL: | 24/25, 98% (should be 100%) |
My apologies about the new account; I fucked up my OPSEC on my normal account and had to make this one for my first review. Prepping myself for the impending screams of "shillllllll!!!"
Working with this vendor was incredibly easy. I ordered on Oasis and received the confirmation that it had shipped the next day. The package came within 5 days and was able to fit in my apt mailbox. Holy fuck y'all. These shrooms are huge. I'm not even mad that there was no vaccuum-sealing because these are beautiful: https://www.anony.ws/image/JC8c https://www.anony.ws/image/JC8j https://www.anony.ws/image/JC87
TR: My friend and I lemon-tekked 1g each and hit the pool. I've never done such a small amount before, but since I usually trip balls at 1.5g so I wanted to see what these were like. Around 30min I started to have a solid body high, but we never really got any visuals while we were in the pool; the water felt fuckin fantastic though. We went back to my place at about 1hr in and took another 0.5g while smoking a hit of kief each. Holy shit, that kicked everything in. At 1.5hrs I couldn't do anything but lie on the carpet and look at the waves in the popcorn ceiling above me. The white christmas lights that I had set up around the living room started to blink softly and change from white to red to green to white again. We watched Bo Burnham's "Make Happy" on Netflix and loved the shit out of it (it's incredible, regardless of the psychedelics). All in all the trip lasted about 4.5hrs. A bit of stomach upset, but we drank the lemon juice and the crushed up dregs, which was kinda nasty (not gonna do that again).
But why is it called penis envy? Who wants their cock to look like that shit?