How are y'all befriending vendors?

I WANT TO START OFF BY PREFACING THAT I DO NOT WANT FREE DRUGS, NOR DO I BELIEVE THAT BEFRIENDING A VENDOR WOULD GET ME ANY Really I just think it's way cool to see people post here occasionally like, "Oh yeah me and Peli talk pretty much daily" Wholesome shit like that, and I want in, y'feel?

EDIT: I also have NO desire whatsoever to kiss ass.


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[50 Points] qpquestion:

You see how you just asked us that question? Send a message to a specific vendor with words in it. Then they usually reply with other words and then you put together another yet different combination of words.....


[15 Points] ketamiinee:

use a female name and tell them you like them


[9 Points] BigBootyRatchets:

Been buying from the same few vendors for the last couple years so they recognise my name and address. Leads to small talk a lot and also ensures every one of my orders come through swiftly cause they know I'm legit.


[8 Points] None:

Well, because vendors are people too taking a shit ton of risks getting your drugs to your damn doorstep? I won't kiss ass, but I'll occasionally joke around with them and show them a little love. I imagine it to be a very stressful job and everyone likes laughing every now and then.


[6 Points] None:

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[6 Points] FreeRossUlbricht:

Start by purchasing large quantities of drugs on a consistent basis from the same vendors.


[6 Points] BakedPastaParty:

You become a vendors friend by showing your lifelong loyalty to them. Ask pelican. Hes my BFFL, IRL notwithstanding. I trust peli with my life, and he trusts me with his. Sometimes hell let his re-up shipments land at my crib just so I can see what the stealth looks like and so i can hold a few ounces of MDMA/Bolivian Marching Powder/LSD-25 xtal in my own hands and tell all my friends I work with the peli cartel. Its cool too, i make sure I keep my mouth shut and dont let it go to my head. We just get on like that, aint that right birdo? /u/Pelican_Vendor


[4 Points] None:

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[2 Points] Lilbuddahman:

Man that shit just gone happen u shouldn't even think about it nor should u dick ride lmao


[2 Points] DooshNozzzle:

awwwh that's cute, i'll be your friend.


[2 Points] None:

You can be my friend bb


[1 Points] None:

I wish /u/pelican_vendor would be my friend. 😢


[1 Points] chrome_shotgun:

It's a FED run!!!


[1 Points] Coop_NotForDrugs:

/u/Pelican_Vendor Out of curiosity, how do you feel about long eggs?