Did i just get a controlled delivery?

I just bought some stuff from romania and the seller said he had not required a signature from me. the item came and there was a slip in the mail saying that they missed me and that i need to come to the post office to pick it up. on the slip it said that it required my signature so I took the slip and i signed for the item (mistake i know) but i have not opened it. there has been no police at my door yet but im flipping out. i put the item in my mailbox and wrote "return to sender" on it. what do i do? am i ok? whats going to happen?


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[29 Points] Danksalmon:

Close your computer. Find a tall structure and jump off.


[17 Points] 99999999999999999989:

I'm going to wager that if it was a CD from the PO, you would not have made it out of their parking lot before they stormed the vehicle.


[13 Points] Dankcon:

Bro burn that shit. sell your house, change ur name and move to Cuba THEY GOT U NOW


[14 Points] None:

yep, thats the usual behavoir, they give you the drugs, let you enough time to take it/distribute it, and after everything is gone and your house is clean, they kick in your door and bust you for nothing.

maybe stop doing drugs, and start using your tiny brain


[2 Points] None:

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[2 Points] TheSorryFeller:

Burn house and move to Dubai.


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[1 Points] sharkbetfarkets:

Did i just get a CD?

Have you been arrested?


[1 Points] ice_cream4breakfast:

Yes


[1 Points] JohnTSchmitz:

Great plan. You have your package—you have successfully received mail, a completely passive achievement that even dead people & babies can accomplish—but instead of taking the win, you're going to go full retard tweaker and send this package of drugs through the mail yourself. With your name on it. Through customs. To an address that is certain to lead to a search/seizure and the profiling of a vendor.

Yup. Solid. Carry on.


[-1 Points] shaunafrost6969:

Leave it in mailbox for a day then at night get it and throw it in trash saying that you don't know anything about it and clean house. Wait a day or two. Or stash it at buddy's house and say you tossed it.