I recently visited Indiana, where you can buy Caffeine free Mountain Dew. My father, who used to love mountain dew until his doctor told him he can't drink caffeine would love such a product here in the Northeast. I can't find it for a good price anywhere online, is there anywhere on the Darknet I could buy such a product?
http://www.amazon.com/s/ref=nb_sb_ss_i_0_19?url=search-alias%3Daps&field-keywords=caffeine+free+mountain+dew&sprefix=caffeine+free+mount%2Caps%2C274
not sure about this amazon dnm though...