~~ Please ignore the titite (X/X) rating - it isn't a compressed rating of the architecture below. Further reviews will not have that in the title, as it is kind of misleading...
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Vendor Name/Marketplace: |
Synester // AlphaBay |
Product/s reviewed: |
100mg Etizolam Powder |
International?: |
USA Domestic |
Vendor requires FE?: |
Yes |
Price before shipping: |
12USD |
Shipping cost : |
~3USD // ~6USD |
Customer Service: | pick one below with an "x" like this: [x] |
[x]+5 |
Superb: Polite, prompt, ensures satisfaction |
[ ]+4 |
Good: Professional, exhibits customer care |
[ ]+3 |
Satisfactory: Adequate responses, resolved issue |
[ ]+2 |
Marginal: Subpar communication, partial resolution |
[ ]+1 |
Bad: Poor communication, no resolution |
[ ]+0 |
Awful: Abusive responses, no resolution |
Product Quality: | pick one below |
[x]+5 |
Highest purity - highly potent |
[ ]+4 |
Mostly pure - potent |
[ ]+3 |
Minor cut or impurity - strong |
[ ]+2 |
Cut and/or impure - medium to weak |
[ ]+1 |
Almost entirely cut - very weak |
[ ]+0 |
Possibly bunk - no effect |
Processing Speed: | pick one below |
[x]+5 |
Processed & marked shipped in 24hrs |
[ ]+4 |
Processed & marked shipped in 48 hrs |
[ ]+3 |
Processed & marked shipped in 72 hrs |
[ ]+2 |
Package is late |
[ ]+1 |
Package is very late |
[ ]+0 |
Never received package |
Price Value: | pick one below |
[x]+5 |
Excellent - great value & low cost |
[ ]+4 |
Moderate - worthy value & fair cost |
[ ]+3 |
At-market - neither good nor bad |
[ ]+2 |
Below-market - so-so value, high cost |
[ ]+1 |
Exorbitant - low value, excessive cost |
[ ]+0 |
Rip-off - little-to-no value, unjustified cost |
Stealth & OpSec: | check all that apply |
[x]+1 |
Vacuum-sealed |
[x]+1 |
Mylar/non-porous container |
[ ]+1 |
Decoy/misdirection |
[x]+1 |
Low package profile |
[x]+1 |
Good OpSec/PGP |
TOTAL: | (24x4 for 96% ) |
It's always a pleasure working with /u/Synestter. Always professional service, with quick response times and optimal transparency. For some reason every time I go to purchase this listing, I manage to be short just enough that Priority shipping is out of reach. Not a big deal as he offers First Class for half the price. The shipping time of this round was like ~7 days from marked shipped (including weekends), which isn't bad at all. The packaging is plain and professional. Inside, proper instructions (warnings?) are always included. A MSDS of sorts. Tucked in there is a sealed bag with a proper label identifying the product inside. This is sealed, and is reflective - pretty sure it would be called a MBB, though I'm not entirely positive. Anyways, open that puppy and get to the treasure. Always comes with a small baggie (image how much suckage there would be if it was just loosely floating in the non-resealable MBB. Haha.)
The product itself is proper. Very pure, I can spot no adulterants with my naked eye, being the entire clump of powder is homogenous. This was his smallest increment, which has an unheard of value - he sell is 100mg bags for 15USD plus shipping. It is a quasi-legal compound at the time of this writing, so it is available to purchase from the ClearNet - however the prices there, from my short exploration, are much more jacked than Synester's. Maybe he's taking a loss n' shit just because he's reckless as fuck. Only kidding. But dead serious on the value. Fuck your overpriced, likely home-pressed Xanax bars -- Get a pouch of Etizolam for a fraction of the cost. Dosages are small, within the single milligram range. Get a scale, or be prepared. Because I'm reckless, I resort to a relatively common dosing method - gently dipping a moist toothpick and sublingually applying the results. Works a charm. But be very careful as a couple milligrams could be the difference of a blackout vs chillaxin'...
While the product strongly encourage proper handling, such as with laboratory equipment -- IDGAF. Obviously, I didn't buy this shit to see how it reacts with water and shit. But what id does do well is just what you'd expect from any other benzo. Use 'em great for coming off of stimulants, or aborting that psychedelic journey. Just don't try too much while peaking on LSD, etc. as it will dull the effects.
The ideal method of preparation is liquid volumes. The TEK is easy-as-fuck, requiring but a jar kinda like this shit but a proper size to whatever you need. Dropper is preferred. So, the recipe is this: measure enough powder (key), pour it in a PG/VG solution which is cheap as shit purchasing from the right places. As well, this can be used to do e-cig juices. There are certainly chemicals that can be suspended in there, such as a-PVP/PHP and, I believe MXE or some shit. Do your research...
Overall -- Great vendor to work with. Had the balls to call me out when I left a premature poor rating, which ended up being only a paranoid worry. This was my first order on AlphaBay, as I'm totally an Agora fanboy. Figured I'd give it a shot. Plus, for some odd reason, his shipping prices for the 100mg Etizolam is literally a dollar less than on Agora. Yeah, a dollar - but still, I would recommend a steady price across the board. Communication was great - he quelled my fears regarding his current shipping problem. I was not one of those affected, thankfully. With that snafu, he has gone out of his way to make it right with all of his customers. Buy with confidence!
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