Anyone interested in whale meat or teeth?

I was sort of wondering whether I could acquire some products to sell on one of the darknet markets. I could get weed, amphetamine or even cocaine but due to location not at competitive prices or quality.

So I thought what contraband could I safely acquire where I have an advantage. I could get minke whale meat and sperm whale teeth. Well I could supply the meat easily, but it might rot if shipment delays and people would only buy it for kicks. The teeth however are very similar to ivory and could fetch prices at the right markets (think China).

Any other ideas?


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[9 Points] sharpshooter789:

I think I've seen everything now.

OP I believe evolution does not have vendor fees maybe you could start up there.


[8 Points] qw99wid09ai9sid:

no but ill buy some chopped up babies if you have them


[6 Points] None:

wtf nigga


[7 Points] queryox1:

How much for its blow hole?

for scientific purposes.


[5 Points] howahowa:

A friend of mine had one of his molars pulled and he is at his plan maximum ($1500.00) (Dental ins.) which sucks. Would it be possible to use a whale tooth instead of the typical porcelain implant? I was thinking of using some black tar heroin or wax to get it to stick to his gums. A little help here guys. Thanks!


[5 Points] pussyole684:

I'd buy all the fucking whale teeth you have


[2 Points] None:

I want SR1 Venison jerky


[1 Points] InfinitelyOutThere:

I don't think you'd make any real money doing that, plus the bulk would make it hard to ship.


[1 Points] pinkprincess1:

Have I taken too many pills or is this real?


[1 Points] Trappy_Pandora:

If you freeze the whale meat and provide additional refrigerants, it will survive transit for a longer duration.


[1 Points] I-Eat-Pandas:

Pandas, please (:


[1 Points] manreddit:

Are you actually doing this? If so, what market are you using? I crave the shit out of whale meat~


[0 Points] None:

Holy shit, if you could get minke whale meat I would totally fucking buy that. I don't think most people have tried it or else they'd be as excited as me to see someone offer it, holy shit.


[-1 Points] None:

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