I'm about to smuggle drugs in my anus to Ukraine. Need help.
sup guys
I'm going for a stag party to Ukraine. Obviously, we want to take some drugs (not much, like 10 pills, 5g cocaine & some weed).
Since Ukraine ain't our country, we have to somehow smuggle that stuff to the spot (don't have any drops on Ukraine and as their post office sucks & my luck is garbage, the package would arrive either after we leave or worse, before we arrive and get confiscated by the unknown owner of the place).
We're thinking about smuggling drugs in my anus, however, since we travel by bus/train, a border control is more than sure. Don't know if they'll have dogs or not, but obviously that's a possibility.
Do you have any experience with smuggling drugs to different counries? (btw im open to other suggestions on other ways to do that, without putting drugs in my anus lmao).
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"We're thinking about smuggling drugs in my anus" i'm guessing you pitched the least money on the drugs? how'd you draw the short straw.
pro tip: your friend can use his penis to push them further up to avoid detection