Setting
- `Vendor: IceCream_Shoppe
- `Market: Alphabay
- `Product: Methamphetamine 1g
- `Price: $65.00 (w/ overnight shipping)
- `Incentives for Review? I received no incentive for writing this review nor is the vendor aware that I am writing it.
- `Countries: USA only
Vendor
IceCream_Shoppe (Pretty sure this is the first time he's been reviewed on r/dnm. I couldn't find any others at least
FE Not Required
Service
- ** 5/5** No complaintsShipping
- 4/5 Good. He promises overnight FedEx (Yeah. I'll get to that) on all orders made before 5pm. Ordered Saturday afternoon but I knew better than to expect anything Monday. It came yesterday (tuesday), which was fine. You'd probably have better luck on a weekday.Stealth
- 4/5 Stealth was brilliant. I was fooled for a minute, myself. Product was not vacuum-sealed in a non-porous container though. I feel like that's a precaution you would need even more shipping through a non-usps mediumSecurity
- 5/5 No correspondence to base this score on. Uses pgp obviously.. Some people might think she should get points docked because FedEx, but it was stated plain and simple in all caps on the vendors product page that he ships through there. I actually missed it somehow and although I would not have ordered from him if I had noticed, that's still on me, I'd say, for not paying enough attention while ordering. The disclaimer is hard to miss.If this were a situation wherein no reasonable effort had been made to inform buyers of the FedEx shipping, I'd be singing a different tune.
Either way though. Unless something changed or this guy knows something I don't (which is very possible), Going fedex over usps just seems dumb. Idk maybe some vendors rationalize that decision on the assumption that law enforcement is cracking down on USPS or something? Maybe they missed that footnote on jurisdiction. But iirc jurisdiction is the nam e of the game.
Who knows. Either he's a G, and got some some crazy shit figured out or he's a dummy and he'll go to jail soon. Or maybe he's the president of FedEx sewing some wild oats
Communication
- 5/5 no formal communication necessary.
Product
tl;dr I didn't smoke it or bang it like some of you other crazy fucks out there (endearingly,). Some pretty solid shit if you ask me.
I'm really more of a regular amphetamine user than a methamphetamine user. But keep a headstash of meth for dire times because I know I won't take it unless I really need to. That being said. I would be remiss not to test a new product before carelessly stashing it away. That would be terribly irresponsible.
I broke my scale a few days ago but cracked off what was most likely between 15-30 gms of the stuff and put it under my tongue (I'm not gonna shove some unfamiliar shit right up my fucking nose for god's sake. I'm not an animal).
Liked this meth better than most other meths I've tried before, I'll say that. Very chill high. No tweakiness. I was just chillin. Heart rate stayed below120 every time I checked. I did some work on the computer, hit the treadmill. Started wearing off I'd say about 3 hours in (not too shabby for meth), The come down probably would have start the 4 or 5 mark if I hadn't blown a 15-50 gm rail before that. Burned like the fucking dickens. WIll never get used to that. Sometimes when I rail that shit I ust go full on Tuco . I can't help it.
Very nice afterwards. Rails bring on such a strong craving tough, even when you're nowhere near coming down. It's hard to enjoy the high sometimes. I went out to meet up with a few friends after that. In the past, meth has given me social anxiety that only a serious bender on anything else could precipitate,... to the point even of feeling awkward with people I'm typically very comfortable with.
This meth did not have that effect. I felt fine. Great in fact. Drank some drinks. Ate some food. Came home. Blew another rail. Did some work. Watched some C-Span.. Wrote a god awful poem for you guys. and eventually drank enough to fall asleep.
Weight
- [Scale broken. Ordered one gram. Got roughly 1.5. ]Purity
- [N/A as a newborn's soul]Potency
- [Quite]Price Value
- [$65 for 1g+ and overnight shipping. Pretty good deal for a pretty good meth]Aesthetic
- [All shards. Clearish Certainly work well. I'd post a pic but my only camera is my phone which I'd rather not connect to my tor laptop, and even if I could, I never figured out how to transfer files onto this bitch anyway. It's all locked up. Plus, I'm not convinced that clearing exif data is enough to anonymitze a picture anymore anyway. I kind of would like to post some though. Just to get a more qualified opinion on the aesthetic quality of the narcotical if nothing else.
Comments:
**Disclaimer** *Felt that IceCream_Shoppe deserved an honest review despite the FedEx thing, especially considering how clear he makes it to buyer's on Alpha that he ships that way. I'm of course assuming the community consensus has not changed recently in regard to 3rd party parcel delivery services and their ilk.*
I'm very satisfied with this transaction and seller. 5 stars on Alpha. All went very smoothly, but I would not personally feel comfortable buying from him again as long as continues to ship FedEx. I was also able to verify that this vendor does not currently accept requests for alternative shipping measures (i.e., If you wanted to request he mail through USPS instead)
As a person who typically prefers adderall, vyvanse, etc. I was surprised by how much I enjoyed this meth and almost couldn't help myself from taking more today (all I have right now). That was an unfamiliar feeling. Amp vacation days are an important part of the lifestyle though, no matter how much they suck.
Surprised I didn't take any today looking back at this review. Jesus christ.
Good Lord. Yeah. I think that pretty much covers it.
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Setting
Ah yes. Twas a day most like any other, you see. Sunny. Bright. Magic in the air. I still remember the very splendid moment my gaze met hers. Of course, even then I already knew. It was difficult to conceal my excitement. I wanted to leaap with joy. Giddy as a schoolgirl. Indeed I was. I could kiss her. Weak at the knees. Mouth dry. Tongue twisted. Eye's wandering. We both smirk. Exchange pleasantries. She passes by. Heart pounding Dick throbbing.
You know what they say though. A bird in the hand worth 2 grams of meth in the mailbox.
Vendor
- TijuanapaisaMarket
-AlphbayProduct
- 2g MethamphetaminePrice
- $55 +$10 shipping (Current price is 58+10)Incentives for Review?
No incentives. Vendor unaware of intent to reviewCountries
- US > US (According to other reviewers. I can't find where it says so on her profile. Priority 4 day USD is the only
shipping option available from the store pages though.)
Vendor
Tijuanapaisa She's already got a few reviews here. Pretty sure someone just reviewed her around 12 hours ago, actually. I've always been under the impression that she was a girl for some reason. Unless I'm mixing her up with a different vendor.
Service
- 5/5 Satisfied with service.Shipping
- 5/5 I never thought I would see it with my own two eyes. But this pack came 2 days earlier than expected. I noticed quite a few reviewers on her Alphabay feedback also mentioning this. Clever tactic. Especially where they're at. Punctuality like that goes a long way in places that lack it. (assuming she can keep up the hustle)Stealth
- 5/5 It was good. Nothing special. All standard precautions coveredSecurity
- 5/5 Meth baggy sealed with 2FACommunica
-5/5 No formal communication necessary
Product
Really glad this ended up coming today. Just a day after I tried the last vendor's. And really glad I decided not to take any more of IceCream_Shoppes stuff today either.
Kept the ol' crystal palette clean for the second course.
Came home early around 245 today to do something else. Grabbed the unexpected pack out of mail around same time. Had to be out the door pretty quick so against my better judgement I just cracked it open. Put what looked like 20g under the tongue (15gm-30gm) grabbed a couple things and went out the door. The time range was too ideal to pass up the chance for a fair comparison.
Really, I did it for you. My esteemed DNM colleagues. Also blew two more lines in aid of your research. It's a Deep burn.
Been conflicted ever since. Tijuanapaisa's shit is a little different. Not in a good or bad or weaker or stronger way that I can tell so far. It's a little tweakier, that's for sure. Not in a uncontrollable or or uncomfortable way. Just more speedy. A controllable speedy. I felt comfortable in my skin throughout a few different low to mid stress level situations. Surrounded by people in each.
I bring up the people because amphetamines and methamphetamine can flip this switch in my brain when I'm not careful and I just become incapable of casually interacting with people at all. And I'm a pretty naturally social person. I started really getting on top of that and it hasn't happened in at least a year.
But man that switch. Whew. Not to be fucked with. It's scary how much it changes you. And how suddenly it can happen. I think it's a pretty common side-effect at non-doctor recommended dosage levels compounded by copious amounts of sleep deprivation and abject malnutrition. All things you'd be wise to avoid.
If I was a person prone to anxiety, I don't think I'd enjoy this product.
Weight
- 5/5 Ordered 2.0 (Got 2.5 maybe 3)Purity
- 5/5 As the driven snowPotency
-5/5 Your mother's cunt$Value$
- 5/5 This was a really good deal. (Twice the amount of equal or greater quality for the same price as the the other. Shit is getting competitive over at alpha)Aesthetic
-5/5 Like watching the sun rise | Comparatively not as aesthetically pleasing as icecream_shoppe's in terms of meth
**Notes It's interesting that I never particularly liked meth when I'd had it before but I suddenly like these. I've kept head stashes in the past, and only ever used them begrudgingly (I've managed to lower my tolerance to the amps that I do take more often. So I wonder if a higher amphetamine tolerance was interfering with the meth somehow> I guess all the meth I've happened to try in the past could have just been shit. Or maybe its like when you're a little kid, you know? And you don't like tomatoes. Then all of the sudden some time in your 20s all of the sudden you do like tomatoes? Thaat's probably what happened. These meths are good meths. But I'm no connessiuer. The best comparison or analogy I could draw would be that as I was on Tijuanapaisa's meth earlier and also now as a type this, I've been moving around' the domicile a lot, cleaning and shit. It's speedier meth than the former. I feel like a racquetball. Last night with ice-cream_shoppes shit, I was more focused on reading. I was also already on the computer though because I had work to do. I dont't know, I know some people gauge the quality by the speediness probably, but I was twonked for certain. Once I got sucked into to something though, moving felt like kind of a chore. I did go for a solid run that night though. But yeah. That's more like Moby Dick Meth. You could not only read but sincerely enjoy the Herman Melville Classic or, better yer, kill a whale with your bare hands. Just to prove you can on meth. atleast An interesting couple days spent with a new whimsy. I woke up about 30 minutes ago and it's 3 or 4 hours before I go to work. I managed to get some shuteye despite the Tijuanaisa but I should have had a few drink to cradle me through the night. I wrote this whole fucking review, I could have probably provided some more information. Maybe I can follow up with something more conclusive. Is there anytihng other than a reagent I could use to kind of poke around one of these suckers and see whats inside? Ok I'm done
Setting Written in the form of a poem for my DNM buddies nvm don't even read past this. that poem is gay as shit Setting
Dark. Night. A computer screen hums. An auspicious glow festers.
Seeks eyes' acquiescent. Allures and Sequesters
Corpulent flesh. A despairing hand clutches.
A smirk gingerly creeps. Balking irony susses.
Nefarious exchanges convened.
Consummated by another hand's touches.
Once replete with glee & splendor.
Now despondent and raw. The pain oh so tender.
Back in the slacks. No use left to render
The plight of the proud. Favor Blood to Surrender
The night not yet lost. TOR and contact a vendor.
The Prince of France still unsure of what service to render
Fanatically relaying his message from sender to sender
"Remedy sought," he PMs . "For this destructive Bender"
My dick is the victim. My hand the offender.
You can always tell by the length of the reviews which meth reviews are genuine