Moronic Monday - your weekly stupid questions thread!

Hey /r/DarkNetMarkets, it is time for Moronic Monday!

Post your questions here - stupid or otherwise - to get an answer. Anyone can post a question and the community as a whole is invited and encouraged to provide an answer. Many questions get submitted late each week that don't get a lot of action, so if your question didn't get answered before, feel free to post it again.

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[7 Points] None:

i think i injected too many majuriana over the weekend and am góing to die


[5 Points] janssenBE:

I am a new vendor. How do I get indexed on Grams?

I have 20+ sales and 10+ positive feedbacks on AlphaBay, and my listings can be found using Grams Search. However, I am still not indexed in Grams Info Desk.


[5 Points] None:

If bbmc is an actual vendor, PROVE it


[4 Points] bio180:

Are there any vendors that sell phones?


[4 Points] darktriaddd:

On a scale from 100% to 100%, what's the likelihood that my mailman is getting lit as fuck off my pack? It's been two fuckin weeks. Siiiiggh


[3 Points] karachay:

i screwed up my 2fa on nucleus and cannot access an account with $25 in BTC because i cant get past my broken PGP anyway around this?


[3 Points] CurryThighs:

I haven't purchased from DNMs in about a year. Last I remember, Agora was my go-to, but then some dodgy shit started happening and it went down. I think I used Evolution last, when I ordered 5x 150mg MDMA (Red Ferrari) from StoneIsland (Would recommend).

Which market is now the most active/safe/best?


[1 Points] Goypride:

Why don't I have a bad comedown on meth? Why no side-effects, such as feeling my heart beats faster, anxiety, bruxism, that I FEEL when taking other stimulants like amphetamine/cocaine/etc...?

Even if I try to sleep when I'm still fucked up on Ice, I can lay down, get some rest, eyes open or closed, in a complete peaceful state that I WOULD NEVER achieve with others stimulants : the physical side-effects, mentioned above, would make me feel like a little dope-sick bitch.

Not some rethorical questions nor an apology to meth, and sorry for my english.

Need inputs from other tweakers and shit.


[1 Points] throwaway-01843:

I've been a long time DarkNet market user, but lately I've gotten fed up with the market scene. I lost 2BTC to the Abraxas "exit scam", and would like that to not ever happen again. I only use darknet markets for buying weed.

Can someone recommend me a trustworthy vendor to do business with directly?


[1 Points] firstsh0tthrowaway:

Am I the only one that hates when lsd is not perforated?


[1 Points] None:

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[1 Points] notcopper:

What does being a "chipper" mean, in regards to opiates?


[1 Points] jtom123:

Is there a site or forum I can go to to find jobs in the dark net? I know this isn't the place to find any so I was wondering where I can look?


[1 Points] Stretches_the_truth:

Can anyone that has ordered from USamp tell me how it went, and how his product was?


[1 Points] joaosilva33:

I'm new to the dark net, can someone tell me one good credit card vendor? Give me some advices too


[1 Points] yurtdirt:

I will be holding some crypto until my next order which could be a while. I have not purchased from DNM in over a year, so I am uninformed as to any coins which are coming up in DNM utility. I want to park my value in a coin that DNMs find useful. Which do you recommend? I already hold bitcoin and monero.


[1 Points] SuhrCustom11:

Random question: What happens if you cancel an order on Dream Market after you've FE'ed? I assume the bitcoin isn't refunded but I figured it'd be worth asking.

I FE'ed an order from a vendor I trust but the order hasn't been accepted in 4 days. They must be busy irl or forgot to go into vacation mode or something. Just wondering if I can cancel the order, retrieve the bitcoin, and place an order with someone else while I wait for the original vendor to be able to accept orders again.


[1 Points] None:

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[1 Points] slallyson:

Can you get exotic meats? Hippo burgers, or zebra cakes?


[1 Points] OwlyDNM:

I've waited a long time and watched markets rise and fall waiting for a Canadian DMT vendor to pop up.

a) Where can I find DMT shipped from Canada?

or

b) How much added risk is there to ordering a package that crosses the USA-Canada border?


[1 Points] DaDarKnet:

can you cancel an order on alphabay (as a buyer)? Like on nucelus if the vendor has yet to accept your order, you can cancel yourself. is there an option for that on alphabay?


[1 Points] phatburns:

when a vendor posts their email, is that strictly for correspondence, or is it acceptable to order assuming proper opsec is followed? how are pgp keys exhanged?


[1 Points] ayyyyyThrowaway:

Has anybody ever recieved a pack from pontneuf when shipping to the US? France to USA


[0 Points] None:

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[0 Points] None:

What is the cheapest way to open a vendor account? Nuc is $250 considering that.

Also my order at JFK hasn't updated since the 21st when it was processed there. Last time it didn't update till it arrived in my city and its doing much the same. Should I expect blizzard delays?

Also one more, my pack from NC has only been "shipping label made" and not updated since the 23rd....

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[0 Points] None:

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[-1 Points] None:

Why does my fat slob of a dope dealing neighbor have to park the drug running car out in the fucking street and block everyone? I mean, it's obvious that he needs the chick living with him in his girlfriends section 8 house to go peddle and pick up dope and pills and whatnot, but really man? You can't shovel out a spot to park the fucking hunk of junk? I want to put my snow plow back on my truck and go move the son of a bitchin thing. It's a rule in the neighborhood not to park in the street for a reason. And of course who are the folks that do this? All the trashy ass mofos smh...and I'm still baffled that these people are capable of procreating. I wish dope made your nuts sterile, maybe we'd have a few less poverty problems at home (i.e. less money taken out of our checks for fucking welfare).


[-2 Points] None:

smooth as silk


[-3 Points] None:

Would I get banned if I took a picture of my hairy ass and posted it on here? You know, like mooning you guys? Just a random thought lol don't wanna get too many men here wettin their panties xD

Edit: Just the thought of some euro trash meth cook beating off frivolously to the site of my hairy ass gives me the shivers. I've decided to cancel the idea, please disregard.