What happened to Umbreon?


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[8 Points] Theeconomist1:

/u/vendor_bbmc

Teed up for ya bro! yessssss!!!!

He's been back a few times randomly. Mainly to do battle with bbmc. So he's still lurKing.

Now broadcasting from the underground command post, deep in the bowels of a hidden bunker, somewhere under the brick and steel of a nondescript building, we have once again made contact with umbreon


[7 Points] The_Grid_Is_Up:

He's been up and down, but seems to be heading in the right direction now. He didn't scam anyone, and was not lying about what happened.

I don't care if no one believes me. I form my own opinions after I've actually listened to all sides rather than blindly following a herd of anonymous usernames brainwashed by the baseless rambling of a circus act of a person that is supposedly a "meth vendor". Everyone knows he's 90% bullshit, but believe him when enough people get behind him. At that point mob-mentality takes over, and "everyone else is doing it" becomes their only reason for believing such idiocy.


[3 Points] AndThenHeSays4:

He needed them drops yo.


[2 Points] TheDurantula18:

Took his beloved supposed "secret stash of MXE," lubed it up, shoved it up his ass, and jumped down in the hole he dug in the backyard he planned on hiding his kilos in.

Last we heard he was doing MXE lines in his underground bunker and continuously redosing by plugging a baseball-sized amount.

/u/vendor_bbmc this is correct, yes? I faintly remember the last time you two did battle.


[2 Points] umbreonstory:

I've been on and off reddit for the past 2-3 years or so, involved in DNM for about 3-4 years. currently a vendor. won't go into any more details than that because for the sake of my business I want NOTHING to do with umbreon, publicly. he's the worst kind of liar.

I chatted with umbreon on and off for awhile, mostly just about drugs and sourcing them. eventully I started vending, and was going to outsource some of the orders to him. reason being that my wares are all sourced locally, whereas he gets all his drugs off the internet. don't get me wrong he's great when it comes to all things technical, as well as sourcing quasi-legal drugs (like RCs), getting fake ID's for drops, etc. things like that. so by involving him, I'd be able to offer more products and make a profit on those, without having to do anything myself. did this, he apparently build up a stash of stuff...but when it came time to actually send anything, he was MIA.

he used to brag about quantities of drugs/money quite a bit, saying he sold a kilo of MDPV for $100,000 cash, and how he had multiple lbs of drugs that he got for free. allways stuffed about what he used to be, and how somebody else fucked up and THEY caused him to lose it all. the reality is I think he might have sold some volume of RC's for awhile, maybe made decent money for that period, and then it all went to shit. based on my experienced with him, it's no surprise he's a failure of a vendor.

anyway, I will spare you all the details, but what ended up happening is I eventually started sourcing to his drops, as well as sending him drugs I sourced in exhcange for his technological advice (basically as payment). I was always a bit wary of him massively ripping me off, so never devoted that much money to it and his access to everything was heavily limited. but over the course of the year I interacted with him, he probably stole about $1000 from me, via not sending the drugs he sourced as well as the drugs I sent him. I admit I was entierly gullible, but I was making money all the while so I wasn't really hung up on the losses.

the icing on the cake was when he tried impersonating a drop we were planning to use in the UK, and I could instantly tell it was him. the way to trick him into outing himself is to badmouth him. he has to get the last word in, but will often do so from an alternate account. he was also the account minverathroaway, among others. I'm sure he's around currently as well, just under a new name.

umbreon also has a little 'posse' of 'poeple' around him, such as The Grid is Up, QuieterVersion, Hank, and others. These poeple are either umbreon himself, or just blind supporters who hasn't decided to steal from yet. in the case of Hank, it's always just umbreon impersonating, because he's still able to cash in on Hank's past reputation.

all in all my experiences with him were interesting. he seems like he's autistic, or some other similar personality/mood disorder(s). he used to brag about his age a lot, and how he was 'young' to be doing all the stuff he is doing. when in reality he is probably pretty average age to be doing the stuff he is doing. I think he got into carding/scamming when he was pretty young, and it damaged his social development. now that genuine professionals are taking over darknet vending, there's becoming less and less room for deadbeat, skill-less manchildren. yet because he's so socially impaired and uneducated, he resorts to spending all his time scamming people for what amounts to minimum wage.


[1 Points] anon1901:

Nigga bounced out with all the MXE and coin.


[1 Points] jjcooli0h:

/u/Vendor_BBMC vanquished him back in the epic Second Umbreon Sock Puppetry War of '07


[1 Points] JustAnotherGuyonDMs:

No telling, Sitten on his MXE in the woods laughing, hehehehe


[1 Points] None:

I heard he was working on a music streaming service for Alphabay moderators.


[-2 Points] Nano-Bunny:

Pretty sure he was killed and devoured by a flock of enraged african pygmies that he had ripped off back in the 1920s.


[-2 Points] al_eberia:

He scammed a bunch of people and came back to brag about it.