Hey folks;
Not only do holidays in our modern age bring pack delays, they also bring package thieves!
Me in my cap had some things stolen off my porch in the light of day!
Not just darknet things, but regular old clearnet things, too! How do you like those sugar plumbs?
I try to be a peaceful person and I don't like to lie, so it pains me to tell you one of the thoughts that went throught my head was; "Hope that motherfucker mistakes that 3-MeO-PCP for Coke! Son of a bitch."... I'm only human.
It was at that moment that I realized, this may not be the end of this particular story...
Please, /r/dnm, fill me with premature holiday cheer and regale me with tales of what the fuck can happen when some thieving so-and-so looking for goodies finds goodies gooder than they were going for...
They end up taking said drugs and end up trying to eat someone's face off lol!