This is gonna be a short story, but I hope you get some enjoyment out of me almost shitting my pants.
I was sitting in my apartment, playing some Spyro 2, when a heard a knock at my door. Curious as to whom could be knocking at my door at such a late hour, I answer it. When I opened the door my heart instantly dropped. There standing before me were two police officers and in my head I was just saying "Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!" Over and over again. Now its worth mentioning that I have a package currently in route, along with half a sheet of LSD and some weed. Anyways, I greet them politely. They ask me if I had any information on a theft that occurred in my building. I've never been happier to hear about someone else's shit getting stolen. After a short conversation, they went on there way. It was me being way over paranoid, but I seriously thought I was going to prison.
You screwed up bro. As soon as you opened the door you are supposed to shout "I DONT CONSENT TO SEARCHES!!! AM I BEING DETAINED???"
Have you learned nothing from this sub?