[Vendor Review] humboldtfarms (the sandman)

So a few weeks ago I decided to risk an order from the notorious, one and only sandman to see if the rumors were all true about him being complete shit. His reviews on Abraxas are pretty good so I thought it could all just be hype on reddit. I placed an order for 4x Chocolate cookies, and it shipped the day after. The shipping was very slow and took 9 days after being shipped, so I can only assume that cheap bastard used a less expensive shipping method to save his ass a few dollars and make me wait. When the package arrived there was a slight tear in the place where the package should be sealed (bubble mailer). I thought this was extremely unprofessional, but I went on to open and look at the product. When I opened the package, I found a small bag of some tan granular substance. I thought well, this isn't what I ordered but let me test it. So I got my kit and tested it. Nothing. So I went on to weigh it. It weighed 2.8 grams. I messaged him about it and 2 days later no response. I was so curious as to what this substance was. The next day I measured out a very small amount (90 mg) and put it on my tongue. I thought that the taste was extremely familiar. It tasted like salt kind of but different. Then it hit me. It's SAND! This fucker actually shipped me 2.8 grams of fucking sand. The rumors were all true. This guy probably doesn't even have weed cookies. I couldn't believe that I received a baggie of sand.

I'd rate my experience with humboldtfarms 1.5/10. The only reason I give it 1.5 is because it was kind of amusing that he did that, considering I only lost 20 dollars, it wasn't a big deal. He actually sent me sand. Please don't order from this guy, because you will get scammed. If I had to describe my experience with humboldtfarms in one word it would be "sandy"


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That was an absolutely riveting read.


[1 Points] newtothis1988:

Yeah... not funny


[2 Points] None:

I bet you it's ketamine salt. Stick it in your ass to check.


[2 Points] needcancermed:

sand, like from the fucking beach looooool

I guess that joke never stops being funny for some people.


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