I am HumboldtFarms, I am here to address some rumors...

Hey guys, I recently contacted the moderators of /r/DNM after finding out I was placed on the vendor blacklist, and was told to post this publicly so here goes...

This whole "ships people sand" was a little funny at first but has now gotten completely out of hand. The actual story was one of my early customers received an order of edibles that had been become damaged during shipping, he contacted me, and I intern gave him a full refund. After that he went and posted a review on reddit of his experience where he said the cookie crumbs "looked like a bag of sand". The whole thing seemed like a joke to me at the time, but now has apparently been taken as fact by the reddit hivemind. With over 2,000 sales, and a 99.9% feedback rating, how would I be still be in business if I was try to scam customers on a $30 order of chocolate chip cookies. I will be posting the chat log between me and unstable cookie guy in the comments so you guys can judge for yourselves.

The other 'Reddit Myth' I think I need to address is that I am the reincarnation of "Pure Fire Meds". from the best I can gather this stemmed from a reddit post a while back where someone stated they received 2 packages one from me, another from pfm, with similar packaging and address label setups.

Soon after somebody created an account on agora named "Purefirescams" and went around messaging everyone on the forums what I am PFM and this is the proof. Once again I had assumed logic would prevail and it would go away, but apparently I was wrong.

The truth is, that before I got started I took a look at a couple of the biggest vendors I saw and placed sample orders from them to see how they did their packaging/stealth/ and vendor page instructions. (PFM, Cornettos and a few others) Its no surprise our stealth is similar since I blatantly copied 90% of what they did.

If I was some shady guy going around scamming people, than I could understand the hate I receive, but I have always gone above and beyond to make sure my customers are happy.

I know this is getting a little long so I will leave it with this, If anyone has ever been scammed by me, please post your order number with a description of what I did, there are a lot of throwaway accounts that have apparently been wronged by me but only twice has a problem with an actual order been brought up here , the first is cookie guy, and the second is u/nubwalken , for those wondering how bad i scammed him you can read his review here:

https://www.reddit.com/r/DarkNetMarkets/comments/2jfons/vendor_review_humboldtfarms_updated_reship_14g/

Ill be answering some questions, but due to the nature of my business i hope everyone can understand that there are some I will not be able to address.

Unstable cookie guy https://www.reddit.com/r/DarkNetMarkets/comments/2jwryy/scam_alert_humboltfarms_sent_me_a_bag_of_sand/

Reddit post about PFM = Humboldt https://www.reddit.com/r/EvolutionMarket/comments/2gigdl/very_very_weird_thing_happened_today/


Comments


[180 Points] ksmith444:

Daily reminder that reddit needs to take everything with a grain of sand


[56 Points] None:

He didn't just say it looked like sand, he tasted it. Motherfucking sand, like from the beach! Idk if he was telling the truth or not but it was pretty funny.


[39 Points] jadedsynk:

This is all too much to handle. I'm gonna go smoke some sand and see how i feel about this.


[40 Points] fuuuuckckckckck:

I found some of Humboldtfarms' shill accounts!

/u/GiveMeMyMeds, /u/analface1, /u/thuggys123

All of them posted on this thread, espousing Humboldt farms. /u/analface1 said the packaging was different from the "two" vendors, the OP still said the exact same stealth was used. Who are you going to trust?

/u/analface1 and /u/thuggys123 are both 4 months old and have both made comments about or have commented on posts about kurds and ISIS. They each have only 1 page of comments.

Upon further investigation, I've realized /u/analface1 was created on August 5th, and /u/thuggys123 was created on August 4th. Two users, created within a day of eachother, both making comments on kurds and isis, and both espousing humboldtfarms.

All of /u/GiveMeMyMeds' posts are praise to PFM and HumboldtFarms, seems obviously a shill, but more importantly establishes the real connection between Humboldt and PFM, that they're the same person.

I went to http://www.redditcakeday.com/ to find out when those users were created.

Edit: If this isn't just HumboldtFarms and his other accounts downvoting me, why are people downvoting me? It's probably just Humboldt.


[23 Points] None:

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[9 Points] None:

"Unstable cookie guy"...this is the best.


[7 Points] None:

Ill vouch for him I even did a review of his orange krush. I got a half and it was really delicious and well priced. I do think its good. You came out addressing these. I mean humbolt farms had great communication with me, got my product to me quick, and had decent stealth. But the box was a little damaged. Coulda happened from sorter.

I heaviliy believe he isn't purefiremeds since his stealth is like 50% of the other bud vendors. Lol come on now. Who hasn't gotton the plain priority rectangle box? Shit gamefly sent me 2 games one time bam put them in a priority box I opened up mailbox and thought it was my drugas.


[7 Points] None:

So I can't get any sand from u? Damit wtf do I do now anyone else know a good sand dealer?


[6 Points] Duderino420:

You sent me a HP of shake out of the LB I ordered man.......;


[8 Points] ChaosEternity:

I've almost ordered bho/wax/shatter from you at least 20 times and every single time I've chosen someone else (even tho some were more expensive). Simply due to the bad word surrounding you, whether it's shipping or product quality, and tbh I'm not sure if you've changed my stance about you.

Idk....might try you out next week so I can properly review you for the sub


[5 Points] twigburst:

I don't see the point of sending someone sand. It would make more sense to just send and empty pack. I don't really believe either of you as I don't know for sure, but your story sounds more credible than "I got sent sand." If you are from same region as PFM you are pretty much SOL as you won't change any opinions on that.


[5 Points] FUCKhumboldtfarms:

FUCK YOU PUREFIREMEDS you pussy ass motherfucker. ur coming on here now trying to deny because your business is going under and you cant keep padding your feedback but you fucking sent me sand and you know it. and before that you never me my fuckin gram of coke. youre a scumbag motherfucker you know that.


[3 Points] None:

I mean. Thanks for being upfront. I haven't had anything bad from you guys. You gave me extra and everything when I ordered your wax. People never really consider that the people flaming you could be competitors or something. I dunno I take the posts on here with a grain of salt. Will I order from you again? No. Are you 100% PFM or a scammer? Dunno but you came through for me.


[4 Points] None:

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[5 Points] JesusdiedLOLOL:

OP has always done right by me, I wondered why all the hate.


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[2 Points] select1on:

Gee now what.


[2 Points] None:

So if you get any bad batches of cookies aesthetically sleeping will you sell them cheap!?

Sorry you had to go through this. Perhaps this buyer needs to go on a blacklist for total kookdom.


[1 Points] None:

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[2 Points] 7_EaZyE_7:

Damn reddit, you scary


[2 Points] ElectronicWest:

I see, but you sent him sand, like from the motherfucking beach? IIRC he tasted it and it was sand.


[2 Points] slurp_derp:

Kewl story broh ...


[2 Points] smmannin85:

Hi Humboldt. I ordered cookies with THC that I never received. They were 4 cookies. Here is the order name: -----BEGIN PGP MESSAGE----- Version: KryptoKit v0.24 Comment: http://kryptokit.com

wcBMA5WTCrhaPbmxAQgAnhKi8dcu3ySNAfqCX+63n+8JBC+QLbf+Kgib9DHS 9xPz7h63R8o4/S/wf4aknQ23MaXyyltFBPE/QKg1kdIRZfYK2dx0Q0t8uBi1 3WEQWRR1qLVTD+LHOfXc16lA2HHXu7xvRhWfKgvVBB6MEvG2Ws+q5qmbxJQW uLzDlSsKTjHx0LxpOUP6M6ltn8/l51daHDfyIbhW42iu3qvaJE8Ctlmuf8Da MixKEDh5rwnVBNjMgo+RMlebXAudobChiqP7qZNEXsYfMpW8pSGEyz3q588Y wi3OcLmNpf5/v9cWYRQx/9bTHCnyaZ9Qsy7rTJPRl2q+s3ZrOTYPwG+thXm3 UNLAmgGkRwzSioErdvBF2YkjuAa978+dvirSxpXrD+KfJyDzU5B7SElrJufg bRTvxSLWz6uJigWIFISX9vGRaWP9Fj/GCKFYqd/rfF9hRjRAcJj2e0UkATTC 8BZi7yIx/xCLdKxOZ8Tp3MlpIkO6mcee7mR83l1r5rwBpaGVhfGBUOfCHGf2 v+s6fTlKYACReTaK7TTu7foffHS10ViYiSLBrs/IlNkPoxyIfR4q7OrknCoD nkr6oviY/ZWrkzbMTL0jPfwBSNbeRKDA6GGQ9FRerXdDI8/grsHR4zyKJYPc +tE11NUMdrMc8Dto4wOuZ4EC/E093c9X0hSh515Dq9prRse4pKvHEQ3xmIGc 7ljnh3VlmAL8gnJXaRNKXqYs68tmkrh8s+6LlyYv74swEuHiJHpQOsc/t8lb IsMvRzbTqi8HdP0p/3yaqCtAzC94O1Uyv8QGH/tt2AO9/mg= =pZjS -----END PGP MESSAGE-----


[2 Points] yowtfmang:

ordered 2 grams of wax from you at the middle of last week, you've yet to respond to messages and I dont think it takes that long to ship.. you marked it shipped on wednesday.


[1 Points] None:

I ordered from HF as a change from my SR guy. QP of Green Crack, a bag of cookies, and a pack of fruity pebbles treats. After I inquired after 10 days with no pkg, HF confirmed a shipping issue, threw in an extra half o and another bag of cookies.

It arrived 4 days later, overweight as promised with extra cookies (not crushed, btw). Crispies are good and strong. Have not had cookies.

Issue is my green crack was labeled as og, and is was dry as hell. The high was alright, but the buds turned to dust. It's now my 'emergency' bud.

Overall, good for the price, but I like others.


[1 Points] aimedsil:

Sand in his Vagina maybe


[1 Points] None:

I'd gladly eat a bag of sand haha. Worst case scenario is constipation. Best case was it was legit.


[1 Points] esterbrae:

no GPG signature; dont know who you are.


[1 Points] didntstopwontstop:

I'm going to make a Synth Noid blend and spray it on corn meal. Call it SAND.

"Damn straight you got a bag of SAND! You didn't smoke that shit?"


[1 Points] exileofmordor:

I am new and was discouraged by some posts about this vender on Reddit. However, I took a chance because HumboldtFarms seems like a trusted vendor on Evolution. The product I received seems to be exactly what is being advertised in their store.


[1 Points] punejab:

One of the best vendor on the darkweb....


[1 Points] Insipid_Pedantry:

Reading threads like this makes one think that being a vendor cannot be "worth it".


[1 Points] merlynne:

I guess unstable cookie dude is not a beach person =) As a side note, HumboldtFarms came through for me big time and they're very generous/friendly, always. I intend to keep working with them and do not anticipate any such problems.


[1 Points] None:

Some of these comments are just so absurd.. This vendor is one of the best - I really like the quality (sand? seriously? That's just ridiculous - Also, read the comment. It came from some uneducated dumbass.), shipping time is really good, I have a review with pics up.


[0 Points] TwoGramSam:

I ordered from HumboldtFarms before and everything went well. I think people on this subreddit believe anything that is posted.


[0 Points] None:

I gotta admit, this is pretty funny. But slander like this simply shouldn't stand, I'm surprised this escalated out of control. This vendor is clearly very reputable and has made numerous transactions.

What a fun game of Chinese whispers, Reddit style.


[0 Points] Lameosauras:

I always go to HF for my needs, and he always comes through


[0 Points] geefsnel:

HumboldtFarms sent me half and ignored my messages so the customer service is bad. The quality wasn't too good either. It was shakey with small buds but cheep. Watch out; there are better vendors out there.


[-2 Points] RingoGoGo:

I just made my first dnm order today with HF, right before seeing this controversy. Will post a review when the goods are delivered :)


[-2 Points] JakeFromStateFarm3AM:

if this vendor is heartofhumboldt from the first silk road I can vouch for a bunch of good transactions...prob not the same vendor though


[-3 Points] None:

Good post man, also the sand guy sounds like the biggest faggot from the chat logs.


[-4 Points] AThinkerNamedChip:

You poor guy. Trying to use logic and fact to explain things to the reddit community. Unfortunately fact and logic don't create news and the mindset of the majority of reddit is that of the liberal media. Jump on a story. Everyone just makes shit up based upon what some other person said. Hash tag the cause and then move onto the next sensational made up story. Screw fact and reality. Like a bunch of lemmings being led around by the dumbest creature to have ever existed. Good luck. On the other hand, is this whiny bunch of people really who you want as customers? You don't get it 100% right and the little babies are going to be crying all over where ever anyone is stupid enough to listen to them. Ask Dr Green, for you old schoolers, to this day man doesn't give 2 craps about what the forums said. His customers knew what he had and the rest of the clowns were seriously losing out. Drop me a line my man, would love to try a cookie and maybe some other items you have. Life where I am sucks in this regard. Peace my brother


[-6 Points] Portable_Powah:

I also heard that you accidentally mailed a guy 3 lbs one time then tried to charge him for it/ threaten to release the info to LE. That alone is enough of a reason to stay away IMO


[-5 Points] None:

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[-9 Points] CustomerList:

PFM I gotta be honest about 6 months ago I ordered some "84%+ FIRE MOLLY" and some wax and here's what I thought


[-15 Points] AdrianBeatyoursons:

it's adress, not address