Am i too famous to use the dnm?

Hey guys, i'm a C-list actor with a semi renegotiable name and have an address that is public knowledge. I'm new to the markets and I'm scared that if i place an order with a vendor that he'll try to blackmail me. I don't have anyone who i can ship that packages to because everyone in my circle is very anti drug. Should i get a fake ID and set up a PO box? Is that even possible? Or should I stick to bigger name, or even more ethical vendors (if that's even a thing). Thanks

And no I wont say who i am.


Comments


[63 Points] QuantikXanax:

Plot twist: OP is actually going to send a kilo of tainted heroin to Katy Perry's luxury house pretending to be her on the Dark Net.


[25 Points] OzFreelancer:

a C-list actor with a semi renegotiable name

Who do you have to negotiate your name with? Maybe you could negotiate to be "Joe Smith" or something.

I've heard of A-List and D-List celebrities. What are C-List? Where do you get invited to? Who keeps the list? Can you name some examples of C-List celebrities?

Which list is the one where you get the Scarface-size piles of free cocaine? Is that only A-List?

Enquiring minds need to know.


[19 Points] AmazinPride:

KEVIN DILLON, you will be fine


[16 Points] SrslyNotACop:

lmao

you'll be fine. If you're actually that recognizable the vendor will probably assume it's an idiot buyer using a fake name.


[18 Points] aidsfromatoiletseat:

Lol, Tom Sizemore hitting the pipe again.


[18 Points] Theeconomist1:

Fake ID + PO Box is a felony don't do that.


[10 Points] Jaizero:

Lindsay Lohan is that you?


[11 Points] Pelican_Vendor:

Pelican is a movie buff. So if you want mdma you probably should order from him and tell him you are in a movie.... That nigga loves movies.

Why am I talking in third person.


[9 Points] box672:

Id just order in my own name.

If it gets intercepted just tell the cops youve got a vengeful stalker.

Remember, its their job to prove you're lying, not your job to prove ya being truthful.

Good luck


[7 Points] snakeandbake:

Please. You're d-list at best and you know it.


[4 Points] Brizzle666:

I dont know many C list actors so you should probably good


[5 Points] DanCasdro:

I mean, I think you could use this to your advantage if you got a package of unknown origins. You could get fan mail and have no idea what's inside of it.


[5 Points] an_illegal_smile:

you have nothing to worry about, JINGER DUGGAR, now spark that fatty up gurl


[3 Points] None:

as long as you are not too vocal about it and don't put up a shitty mixtape rapping how much of an OG hax0r nigga you are for buying a ten strip of acid from the deep web you should be fine


[5 Points] GrandWizardsLair:

The Grand Wizard has been ordering from darknets for years with no problems. Sure, there's some awkwardness at first, but once we tell them we are indeed that Dirk Diggler everything is cool.


[3 Points] TheRealRocketship:

No, I doubt many vendors would notice. Even if they did, they wouldn't care


[3 Points] None:

Kathy Griffin?


[3 Points] None:

You can get a business PO box. Use your real name/id and tell them you will be getting mail to "Acme, Inc" Order drugs to Acme Inc. without any person's name.

That way you can't be blackmailed because your real name is not associated with any order.


[2 Points] cannaoil:

I don't think you'd be overlooked any different than anyone else. Cypress Hill even openly said it in their song in 1993, Hits From The Bong, "Just got a ounce in the mail." I'm not entirely sure of it's legitimacy. The only danger is the vendor, if you have a value over your head and they had your information they potentially blackmail you.


[2 Points] coffeencreme:

I'm writing this off as a troll post and noping the fuck out.

Apologies if it's real


[2 Points] SecondChanceUsername:

Depends what drug you're looking for. LSD vendors in foreign countries won't know or give a sit about you. Whereas domestic small time Coke vendors might be looking for an additional paycheck by black mailing you.


[2 Points] JordanHF:

Depends what you want


[2 Points] Sunline_Inc:

I think we as drug dealers place allot of value on discretion...I had a #1 National bestselling author for a customer and I have never even mentioned his name to anyone, out of respect. I lost touch with him and there's no way to even contact the guy he's too insulated. But it's nice that he trusted me...


[2 Points] None:

Kirk Cameron


[2 Points] stickykitty1:

BS. You're an actor and ALL your friends are 'anti drug'? Is that even a thing?


[1 Points] None:

I don't think I can name a single C-list actor. Just buy from a reputable vendor just like any other human person should.


[1 Points] None:

Must work for the CW network....I can help you here......For a small fee (5BTC) I will set up a PO Box for you in the name of Dirk Diggler!!!!!

http://perezhilton.tumblr.com/post/110642840600/10-celebrities-who-basically-have-porn-star-names


[1 Points] superduperburneracct:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_BaMx_n2_hM


[1 Points] ayyyyyThrowaway:

I can't imagine anybody would blackmail you, if they do they're an idiot and they're not getting shit. How would the vendor ever prove it was you? Anybody could send you drugs in your name if your address is public


[1 Points] ericthemidget612:

You should be fine man, I dont think drug dealers would really care even if they did know who you were.


[1 Points] varietypwns:

Alright so what you want to do is open up a PO box but when opening it up you put down a business name as well as your name that you will receive mail under. That doesn't need to be a real business or even remotely believable, it just needs to be on the paper when you sign up. There you go. Welcome.


[1 Points] None:

what the fucks a "renoegotiable" name?? u can make a deal with ur mum and dad about wat u wanna call yourself??? go fuck yourself cuz nobody gives a shit who you are shia lebouf


[1 Points] None:

Why is a vendor more likely to black mail you over anyone else? Are you really making enough money to be at risk of extortion?


[1 Points] None:

Dr. Drake Ramoray, from Days of Our Lives?


[1 Points] laxt:

Dr. Phil!?


[1 Points] None:

So whats your name


[1 Points] imamunter:

Dean Gaffney?


[1 Points] YeOldeShoppe2:

I would just feel that much more at ease having some knowledge of who the customer is. People in the entertainment biz are usually great customers.


[1 Points] JailsucksLEtoo:

this could be the ultimate OPsec "I dunno about the content of this pack officer, some shitty fan who wanted to give me a gift or some hater who wanted make me in troubles"


[1 Points] None:

Add the name of your imaginary girlfriend to your mailbox and pretend to be her when you order.


[1 Points] morrisontown:

Just pretend you have a roommate or friend that lives with you, or a girlfriends name... I wouldn't make a big deal about it... possibly find someone you can use as a drop site.. just go low key with it, most packages are stealthy but i wouldnt order pot myself of the dnm


[1 Points] bobbiggs69:

Get a box at the UPS store and use a fake company name. They'll take your real name and ID to rent the box, but you give vendors the business name. Lots of people rent these boxes for their work-at-home type shitty businesses. I had a UPS store box for a couple years with a fake business name and no issues.

Its not a great idea to use a fake ID because if you do get caught they will really pile on the fraud charges.


[1 Points] Sex4days:

C-list Actor? Adam Sandler is this you?


[1 Points] Sex4days:

Your adress is publicly known. Your name is somewhat recognized. If you place a order for 10grams of coke tmz dont have enough proof its actually you who placed the order, if they happen to get a print screen and the vendor tries to "blackmail" you. Anyone with bitcoins could make that order. Go a head and order your drug of choice


[1 Points] None:

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[1 Points] microtastic:

Honestly, I wouldn't worry too much about it. If someone did go about with doxing and you were that worried about it, clean house, and deny it all.


[1 Points] None:

This sub just keeps on delivering


[1 Points] FAT_BALD_GUY:

Pay someone you trust to recieve it. Recieve it under the name of someone else liv


[1 Points] None:

In my opinion you are in the best situation possible. Follow all of the typical security procedures that are recommended on this sub and if anything happens then it was just a hater/random person that mailed you shit out of spite (with the intention of busting you)


[1 Points] SpaceExplora:

You'll be fine. If actors and writers didn't have access to drugs nothing good would end up getting made. I'm pretty sure it's legal for you once you move past D-list.


[1 Points] loveisrealnfa:

Successful troll, would read again


[1 Points] thisishowugetrich:

based only on ur name yes- you are


[0 Points] ThisIsNotMarc:

Just order mate, don't be a pussy.


[0 Points] None:

Alright I will ask the important questions, how much silky smooth, young fun bits to you get through and is there a never ending supply?

Are you able to order them off MTV like Rob Lowe did in the 80s?


[0 Points] 180K:

OFF the damn peanut gallery. Scope your hood, find an address that is vacant, research the name of former resident, send to him/that address, mangle the name enough that usps won't forward it. Goodies get dropped, you swing by after dark. Get a fake id and fake rent-a-box joint, not usps po box. Get creative.