Yes, A Kilo of Cocaine.

Now before you give me shit or say ANYTHING outside of answering the simple damn near yes or no question read this take it as hypothetical but answer in all seriousness...

Stan doesn't have any IRL connects anymore. Stan is wondering if it's realistic to get a kilo of FishScale sent to him through the mail. Stan has the capital. Stan is even willing to pay $200-$400 in shipping (or more if you need stealth help. Xbox, concrete, human blood, WHATEVER you need). Stan JUST wants to know if someone would be willing to do 35 ounces for around 30k.

IN the US.

25% FE.


Comments


[105 Points] throwawayfarfaraway9:

Can my nose and I be your real life friend?


[86 Points] None:

LE is watching Stan.


[34 Points] everybodygetweird:

Haha I remember seeing a kilo of coke for sale way back in the days of SR1 that I was sure was LE. I thought there was no way anyone would be dumb enough to fall for it. Turned out I was right about it being LE, but very very wrong about anyone being dumb enough- somebody was. Unfortunately that somebody was our dear leader DPR, who didn't realize it was LE even after Curtis Green got arrested over it, and who (allegedly) then hired the 'vendor' to murder Curtis.

It still blows my fucking mind that DPR trusted a vendor with no legit feedback and very suspicious listings that was selling kilos and murder...


[27 Points] GrowPics:

Ask well known vendors directly. It's probably your best shot.


[19 Points] AlexSosa1KG:

If you find it for $30k....LET ME KNOW! lol


[17 Points] saystheleon:

Coke on the darknet is notoriously overpriced and has been since the early days of SR1. There's a relatively large demand for it, but the cartels and street dealers that normally deal it haven't picked up on selling their coke online. Instead, what you're looking at is a few white boy vendors with mediocre connections selling overpriced crap in limited quantities.

Hell, the most successful heroin/coke dealer of all time on the original Silk Road turned out to be some middle aged, white-collar guy who only managed to sell "3,721 grams of cocaine, 1,375 grams of heroin, and 119 grams of methamphetamine" during his entire time vending. Impressive numbers for a small-time dealer maybe, but he wasn't exactly Pablo Escobar.

In case you somehow find someone willing to deal in such ridiculous quantities though, I strongly suggest splitting up the order into multiple packages and building up a report with the vendor before dropping that much money on a crapshoot. Anyone claiming to have that much domestic coke on hand at those prices is probably full of it unless they have the serious credentials, so make sure you know who you're dealing with.

May I ask why you feel the need to order in those quantities? If you're just trying to resell it, you'd stand to make a lot more by buying MDMA/LSD/etc in bulk, especially considering how many reputable vendors there are for those types of drugs.


[17 Points] tpsmc:

How does someone without any IRL connects plan on moving 35 oz of blow?


[10 Points] deezyyyy:

Bet you're gonna have to FE in full for that one!!! Seriously tho, only vendor I've seen listing KGs is HonestCocaine (who is on all markets) but his reviews are real mixed...


[7 Points] Qu35t10n5:

I didn't want to come back here and say it, for safety reasons. But I actually did find someone. He's rarely talked about here. But He's known. It's not carved in stone but we are planning it out. Got an outrageous price, too.

Thanks everyone =)


[6 Points] pfool:

would a kilo do someone for life?

edit: in terms of how long it would last you...


[5 Points] moyno85:

What to LE and DPR stand for?


[6 Points] hood_rych:

go to bed with a kilo, like casino, janet reno


[3 Points] long_wang_big_balls:

35 ounces? Dang. That's a lot of the Devil's dandruff.


[3 Points] None:

That's a really bad idea, the only way to ship that much would be to break it up into small shipments, like less then an oz and have them shipped over time. One of the mods of sr was cuaght because Ross had a kilo of blow shipped to him. Then when Ross thought he stole the blow he had him killed, but it was the pigs working undercover the whole time. Def becarful but it is possible


[2 Points] jooronimo:

ESCROW...


[2 Points] deep_anal_thrusts:

good luck not getting scammed and good luck getting quality product.


[1 Points] ThrowaMilkyWay:

Throwamilkyway suspects that Stan is an NFL player. Throwamilkyway feels that only NFL players talk about themselves in the 3rd person as much as Stan does.

Throwamilkyway likes his chicken spicy.


[1 Points] KissMyAxe_:

That's a bad idea, Stan. Maybe Stan should order smaller amounts instead. You'd probably be able to find someone willing, but the risk would probably outweigh the reward. Stay safe Stan!


[1 Points] None:

HonestCocaine~evolution.


[0 Points] None:

this has to be the dumbest shit i have seen all year


[-2 Points] None:

That is most stupid thing I've read so far. You want to order a kilo cocaine via the mail? That's 15 years to life in the USA. If they somehow find it they won't throw it away like with small quanitities, they will set up a sting operation and then fuck you hard.


[-4 Points] None:

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