[Vendor Review] TheDutchConnect 1g Cocaine [Pictures]

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Vendor Name/Marketplace: TheDutchConnect
Product/s reviewed: 1G Shiny Flake Cocaine
International? UK->UK
Vendor requires FE? No
Price before shipping: £65
Shipping cost: £0
Customer Service: pick one below with an "x" like this: [x]
[X]+5 Superb: Polite, prompt, ensures satisfaction
[ ]+4 Good: Professional, exhibits customer care
[ ]+3 Satisfactory: Adequate responses, resolved issue
[ ]+2 Marginal: Subpar communication, partial resolution
[ ]+1 Bad: Poor communication, no resolution
[ ]+0 Awful: Abusive responses, no resolution
Product Quality: pick one below
[X]+5 Highest purity - highly potent
[ ]+4 Mostly pure - potent
[ ]+3 Minor cut or impurity - strong
[ ]+2 Cut and/or impure - medium to weak
[ ]+1 Almost entirely cut - very weak
[ ]+0 Possibly bunk - no effect
Processing Speed: pick one below
[X]+5 Processed & marked shipped in 24hrs
[ ]+4 Processed & marked shipped in 48 hrs
[ ]+3 Processed & marked shipped in 72 hrs
[ ]+2 Package is late
[ ]+1 Package is very late
[ ]+0 Never received package
Price Value: pick one below
[X]+5 Excellent - great value & low cost
[ ]+4 Moderate - worthy value & fair cost
[ ]+3 At-market - neither good nor bad
[ ]+2 Below-market - so-so value, high cost
[ ]+1 Exorbitant - low value, excessive cost
[ ]+0 Rip-off - little-to-no value, unjustified cost
Stealth & OpSec: check all that apply
[X]+1 Vacuum-sealed
[X]+1 Mylar/non-porous container
[X]+1 Decoy/misdirection
[X]+1 Low package profile
[X]+1 Good OpSec/PGP
TOTAL: 100%
Pictures(Phone quality sorry): Pile as received
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Customer Service

Vendor comms were professional and really friendly and he seemed happy to answer my questions about his product. Response time was within the hour so all good as I don't expect any faster.

Product Quality

Product is undoubtedly top notch. I'd say my favourite coke I've had so far, mainly as I literally had 0 need to redose and the high lasted a good while, first line easily lasted an hour. It was bizarre to me as I've not experienced that before. Product went up smooth gave me a super clean high with tonnes of chatty euphoria. Ever had that euphoric rush where you get tingles down your spine and your eyes sort of roll back? Like that. The product is mildly cakey and benefited from a hot plate (the line pictured was a quick chop with a credit card and no hotplating just to take a pic). It is shiney, mildly oily and very flaky. It also smells so good. The smell was not overpowering to the point where you feel nauseated but enough that it literally got me salivating xD.

Processing Speed

Order was shipped within a few hours of ordering and I received NDD, couldn't really ask for more.

Price Value

With coke you get what you pay for, but I can honestly say felt I got more than what I paid for. I usually only spend money on coke for special occasions, but after I got over-paid for some extra work I did I decided to treat myself and honestly, £65 for the best gram of coke I've ever gotten seems like a deal to me.

Stealth & OpSec

Holy shit. Another vendor with incredible stealth, the standards are seriously going up around here. Packaging was great with everything you could want. No smell, discreet and a decoy that could pass a basic inspection. For those who need to be sure that their product is safe from prying eyes, order with confidence.


Comments


[7 Points] therealityofthings:

I just gotta say beautifully formatted review.


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[1 Points] None:

What marketplace was this on man?

Nice review btw.


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