Moronic Monday - your weekly stupid questions thread!

Hey /r/DarkNetMarkets, it is time for Moronic Monday!

Post your questions here - stupid or otherwise - to get an answer. Anyone can post a question and the community as a whole is invited and encouraged to provide an answer. Many questions get submitted late each week that don't get a lot of action, so if your question didn't get answered before, feel free to post it again.

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[2 Points] None:

I live on a college campus, considering getting some lsd shipped. Should i get a PO box? Or just have it sent directly


[4 Points] tokermansam42:

I got really hammered last night at the bar and when I woke up this morning I discovered that I placed two orders on Middle Earth Marketplace and did not encrypt my address. Now what happens?


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How risky is it to order express w/signature internationally?


[2 Points] redditcomregister:

I only have the option of using a P.O box to get DNM related items shipped to. Do US vendors ship USPS, and what would happen if i ordered something international? Finally what size PO box should i get, and what happens if the box doesnt fit. Thanks for any help, I think i have everything else needed put in place.


[2 Points] None:

How much would it cost me to buy a tab of LSD?


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[1 Points] bodhi_mind_spirt:

When doing a review how do you get the formatting right?


[1 Points] maddaddam90:

What's the best way to get pictures from a phone to somewhere like imgur without leaving a trail that can be tied to me so that I can post reagant tests for a vendor review? Also, the pictures have already had all the metadata removed from them.


[1 Points] ThomasRM17:

generally how long does one wait to dispute an order after FE'ing? the vendor in question is ignoring all of my contact, yet is speaking wit others. i have followed his protocol and its been well over the time the order should have arrived.


[1 Points] batistaker:

So when's agora supposed to come back?


[1 Points] r4yru4r:

What is the riskiest drug to order, the less risky drug to order?

Is it risky to order LSD if in your country all packages are checked?

Are stealth packages well covered?

Is there a place to buy bitcoin via paypal?

What's the best clearnet carding tutorial site?

Thanks.

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[1 Points] BrassPounder:

How sketchy would it be to boot tails onto a public library computer and place an order that way? I do not have a laptop that I could use unfortunately.

Would it be better to use a friends home computer with tails? I may have trouble convincing them but otherwise I would be left with just my computer at home.

I just purchased a local USPS P.O. box and plan on ordering some electronic parts from amazon to build my own vaporizer and then I plan on sending some darknet orders there.

Is this a good idea to help lower suspicions of me receiving nothing but parcels? I only plan on purchasing small amounts for personal use and I have read up on plausible deniability and how to sit on packages for a couple weeks to avoid controlled drops and other LE tactics. Thank you for any help.


[1 Points] timTheEnt1:

okay so on middle earth market if a orders status is paid does that mean it's finalized? if not then how do you finalize?


[1 Points] LordeNotLorde:

I feel as a Canadian I'm getting screwed on the bitcoin conversion. Even on Abraxas when it shows the C$ amount and I look at it in Bitcoin it never adds up and is always significantly more.

The way it's looking a lot of these dealers are out of my price range if the conversion makes a $75 .25g of dope turn into $90. I know I'm probably bitching and maybe I'm not doing something right, just want to know how fellow Canadians feel about this is all.


[1 Points] unknown_myst:

1) Why is MDMA shatter so much cheaper than MDMA in pill form? Couldn't I just buy shatter and a $30 pill press, grind it into powder, press it, and it would be the same thing as MDMA pills? 2) Now that Agora is gone, what market currently appears to be becoming the new king pin? I'm on Abraxas and a few less popular ones, is Abraxas good enough to get access to most of the good vendors or should I make an account on Alphabay too or something (Middle Earth?)?


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[1 Points] Meatloops:

I've been ordering (SR3) for a few months now with no PGP encryption for my address because I'm an idiot and can't get the fucking thing to work. Everything's gone smoothly thus far, but I'd like to stop playing with fire if at all possible. I'm on OSX (I know, I know) and I have GPG keychain. I have imported the key IDs of a few of my vendors, but I can't for the life of me figure out how to go from there. I can post pics if need be...


[1 Points] deadmallx:

I understand no one can give me exact exchange rates, but...lets say for an item that costs 20USD, for example, how much in general do I need to upload initially out of pocket when purchasing bitcoins? I'm getting the vibe I'm going to lose a large chunk of change in this whole process.
Do I need to upload double that (40USD) just to be sure I have enough by the time the BTC get to my market account? Help a girl out, thanks


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[1 Points] wontletaniggapost:

the hell, how the hell do i sumbit a new post on this sub, none of my DN or CN reddit accounts are showing the option on the sidebar to post to this sub. amistoopid or is it hidden or something?


[1 Points] Garden93:

How long does cannabis vape oil liquid (like the kind that CannaJuice or emeraldgemini sell) last? I'm a daily/every two day user with a fair tolerance. Looking into getting into the whole vape oil scene, but not sure if it's worth it.


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