Moronic Monday - it's your weekly stupid questions thread!

Hey /r/DarkNetMarkets , it is time for Moronic Monday!

Post your question - stupid or otherwise - here to get an answer. Anyone can post a question and the community as a whole is invited and encouraged to provide an answer. Many questions get submitted late each week that don't get a lot of action, so if your question didn't get answered before, feel free to post it again.

We do ask that you refrain from abusing noobs in this thread. Remember that everyone had to start somewhere.

P.S. Check out /r/DarkNetMarketsNoobs, where it is Moronic Monday everyday!


Comments


[6 Points] poppermachine:

I am trying to chew bubble gum and drink vodka at the same time. Struggling real bad, need advise desperately. Please respond ASAP


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[4 Points] muffinfluffler:

Anyone mind answering my Moronic Questions, I posted it in /r/darknetmarketsnoobs because I wanted to include a lot of detail,

Here it is, thanks


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[4 Points] DicksWillBeFucked:

Any good powdered DMT vendors on agora atm? Idk about Evo though I have an account. Other markets are unfamiliar to me.


[3 Points] sshootanthraxx:

This is something that popped in my head one day. How do we know that these tumblers really work. like eveyone has a different method of cleaning the coins... helix light for instance, they said their mthod costs them 1.5% to tumble. can anyone explain the process behind this? I know with them for example they are not just giving you someone elses coins who ju;st tumbled.

some tumblers let you pay extra for newly mined coins etc..


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[3 Points] unwellgetwell:

The Scurvy Crew seem ALL OVER THE PLACE at the moment. Their rating has dropped from near 100% feedback to 63% or so in the last 30 days and SilkRoad feedback comments are almost half orders missing.

Are they having real problems or do people only comment when bad things happen. Can I hear a positive recent experience? Anyone actually got a sample of their 94% Heroin? Waiting for a week now to the UK and its a no show.

My first order with them and I was really hoping it would be as good as they claim. Especially after the Vice interview with ACE - that was a fascinating and well written article that really made me think that vendors care about their customers.


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[2 Points] J-Free:

What happened to the Pandora market site? Bought weed a month ago and everything was fine...although it took awhile to get to my house. Put in an order for MDMA and thats when things started to get weird. Vendors seemed to disappear, not answering my messages and last profile logins for them was not correlating with previous last logins I had witnessed. Then out of no where my TOR browser stops working. I lost my bookmark for the site and now I cant find it anywhere as if it just disappeared out of thin air. I cant seem to find any info or news on the issue either. I had $70 worth of BTC on my account.


[2 Points] trwaway11:

Ok so my main hustle (xanax) is fucked now. What should I get now to make some cash? I dont want to sell rcs either.. thanks.

edit: thanks reddit...


[2 Points] jaser890:

Has anyone ever been able to purchase legit and working PayPal accounts on any of the marketplaces without getting scammed? If so, who's the vendor.


[2 Points] crazynmoody:

WHERES the Walmart of vendors?? I can't afford these boutique shop prices! SERIOUSLY guys, some of those prices are outrageous. Maybe throw some lipstick in with the order so we can look pretty when you fuck us ;)


[2 Points] mmthrowaway111:

What is a good way to get bitcoins anonymously, whilst avoiding huge fees. e.g. SWIM uses a method of purchasing through lbc, and then tumbling them. Is it safe enough to perhaps purchase through coinbase and then tumble coins? Or are there any other good methods. And thank you :)


[2 Points] MSAurelius:

I just installed Multibit on my TrueCrypt Encrypted USB. It erased all the contents, but that's OK. I have a Coinbase account and a Blockchain account. Do I still need a Blockchain account now that I utilize Multibit offline? Also will Multibit run into any problems syncing to a network (that might change) if I run a VPN?


[2 Points] 08BK87:

Where can I find a reliable homework/online class vendor? Any suggestions?


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[1 Points] DNMFTW:

Has anyone tried any of the travel vendors? They swear they don't card and I talked to one who kind of explained but I don' know

My fear is that I would be blacklisted or caught. Do you get some kind of proof that you bought it legit like from a travel agent and you were also a scam victim in a way, not like you did the carding yourself? Like a receipt or something? I want to stay at a hotel, not brave enough to fly that way till i try.

do they give the hotel you want? or only some places. None really talks to you until you make an order.


[1 Points] Riemann4D:

Super dumb question:

I'm thinking of buying about a quarter of a bitcoin in USD from a guy on localbitcoins.com

Will I then be able to successfully send this bitcoin from localbitcoins.com to my Evolution account?

Thanks


[1 Points] unwellgetwell:

UK Heroin

The quality of domestic UK H is pretty damn terrible for the prices. I've tried EVERYONE on SilkRoad and have just registered on EVO to work my way through some alternatives.

I'm down to the last 3 vendors before I give up completely and try importing from abroad.

Can anyone comment on either - best import source to the UK and vendor - or comment on 3 vendors I've just ordered samples from today

Waitrose (White SEA H#4)

Drugslover (Strong #3)

Bostongeorge (Afgan 84%) - We'll see about that!

I can't believe anybody would give a good review unless they've never done H before. I haven't had a nod in 3 years from anything in the UK. I thought it was just my location in the South of England, but having ordered from the darknet now I just don't know what to say.

I 'feel' it.. but it's not the euphoric fuck-it-all feeling from the quality I used to get 5 years back. Also, something in the cut these days I am severely allergic to. For the last year or so, whatever they are putting in to bulk it up gives me a red face and makes my skin dry out and flake off for 2 days after smoking it. Physically, after using, I look like a full-blown street junkie and it takes almost a week to look healthy again.

Currently use about once a fortnight, so its not tolerance issues.

I can give a list of all the vendors I've used and my comments on their H quality if anyone is interested.


[-1 Points] Liam8125:

why does white have light>


[-1 Points] FarmParty:

Where do I go to access all of this stuff? :( I figured I need Tor but then what? Really interested.