Funniest/dumbest stories you have seen here?

I remember some dude in Canada ordered weed from the Netherlands and it got seized lol.

Edit: and just watched an episode of drugs inc where these Florida dea agents were saying how dealers spray synthetic molly on tabs and sell it as acid. And apparantly 20 grams of raw heroin is worth $30,000


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[15 Points] CynicalElephant:

SAND.... FROM THE MOTHER FUCKING BEACH.


[9 Points] octomarvel:

Best review/story ever is the Florida vacation twerking African drums hookup while her family watches guy.

Ain't laughed harder.

=)


[5 Points] danoob9000:

I ordered a large amount of hard to conceal drugs directly to my house. do you guys think it will get to me? .... (Shortly after) So I just got busted and I need some legal advice

I took my drugs without testing them now I have completly lost my sense of smell. this effect seems to be permanent. WARNING DO NOT ORDER FROM " insert vendor name"


[5 Points] None:

synthetic molly

As opposed to all-natural organic free-range MDMA. Why is drug education in the US so shit?


[7 Points] an_illegal_smile:

There was the guy who got his house tossed by the cops for possession and posted here that he was very upset that they ruined his grandma's antique linens.


[5 Points] trynakick:

Also... The guy breeding pesticide resistant bed bugs. But that was definitely just a great troll.


[4 Points] XinruLiu:

FE * ∞


[3 Points] ravendarkh0lme:

The guy that was high on meth and thought cops where constantly driving by his house. And he was convinced his neighbors where cops. When in actuality, they where just weirded out by this guy's meth fueled shenanigans


[2 Points] otto3210:

That guy that posted from McDonalds wifi and said he threw his bowl of froot loops across the room and bolted out the back door because he thought the cops were at his door to bust him.


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[2 Points] Theeconomist1:

The dumbest was the whole popper saga. Talking about his "debtors" and how they were all chilling drinking scotch and took him to see some Denzel Washington movie. It was only funny on how pathetic it was. I know, many have a soft spot for him. I'm not amongst those who do.


[2 Points] Lucid_Enemy:

The guy who got robbed at gun point and took his stash AND PISSED ON HIM on his way out


[2 Points] trynakick:

"Is my skin supposed to sort of peel off" OP deleted, but hilarious.

https://www.reddit.com/r/DarkNetMarkets/comments/3utpd9/is_my_skin_supposed_to_sort_of_peel_off/


[2 Points] OsamaBeenMobben:

When one bartard was hotboxing in his car and a cop flashed his lights on them and he dropped 50 bars in a sprite and drank it all (Because why not) Ended up going to a mental institution


[1 Points] OGBarbarian:

That dude that ordered 50k bars all to his own address and then was asking if he was gonna be fucked. Pretty sure it was a trollpost, but he seemed genuinely terrified.


[1 Points] Dnm_cunt:

Sand. From the motherfucking beach.


[1 Points] trynakick:

The kid who got fent instead of mxe, went into rhabdo because of the fent and insane steroid stack he was running. Actually horrible, but he was too dumb not to laugh at.


[1 Points] CocaineNose:

When Evolution exit scammed a ton of reporters came here. Someone said they lost all of their retirement money from it and they published it. I think the troll might have even gotten a subpoena.


[1 Points] None:

barbarossa


[1 Points] None:

There was a kid who was driving down his street on his way home and saw several police cars at his house. He freaked, then bolted out of there. After that he called his asian dad and confessed everything and his dad disowned him. He called a lawyer who gave him lawyerly advice about not talking, etc.

Then he went to his house and found out it was his roommate who was arrested after ordering something off the darknet.


[1 Points] None:

Wasn't there a guy that started a huge bon fire in his driveway after being up for 5 days or some shit thinking the cops were watching him from the bushes