Please be gentle, this is my first review :)
Initially walking into this I believed DMT to be any other psychedelic. Like it would be as different from anything I had experienced as mushrooms were to LSD. Reality can be crushing at times, can it not? This powerful experience has left a lasting impression on me, so much so that I could not bring myself to write this review for a while because thinking back on the trip still conjures up such strong emotions. I feel like this trip has helped steer me into the right path and realize things about myself that I may have not discovered until much later in life.
I had purchased 125mg of DMT from Noumena (not certain on spelling still, forgive me sir) on Dream Market. I remembered to mention the fact that I was reviewing as I figured DMT would be a good place to begin my reviews.. thinking back in retrospect MDMA or LSD would have been worlds more appropriate. The Vendor was very friendly in all communications, and certainly gives off a very positive energy, at no point does anything he claims seem too good to be true. Listings do not offer escrow which is normally a deal breaker for me. (Lots of selective scammers on small amount first time buyers, even with escrow) Several days later the product was marked as shipped after two short weeks a personal letter arrives with my name on it. Stealth was... professional.. we shall leave it at that, and the level of originality really stuck with me and made me grin ear to ear. Following my regular opsec, I remove my goods, and shred the evidence.
Onto the actual product. I do believe that I ordered "Dream Sand" Which is supposed to be pale white, though I received a tan- yellow powder which could have been the Dream Combo, or Dessert Dream, I am not certain. Regardless, the weight I received was actually 250mg, not 125. So I don't really... anyways I had a few options for my route of ingestion, and I had more than enough dmt for a breakthrough.
Before me I have several hand pipes and a $600 oil rig... being the moron I am I reach for the bong and torch. I pick a small piece of shatter up on my dabber and I dip the tool into the bag of DMT, being sure to evenly coat the entire shard of wax. I heat the thermal banger to red hot, and wait 30 seconds after the nail has stopped glowing before I slowly melt the psychedelic THC laden mixture into the bottom of the dish. as the smoke slowly pools up in the nail, I quickly reach for the bubble cap to aid in the vaporization. In that instant the first of the DMT smoke begins to touch my mouth. Not pleasant... I continue to pull on this massive rip in the bong as I begin to realize that this is MUCH harsher than any dab I have ever taken, it is as if I have ROCKS in my lungs. I quickly exhale, realizing that I am not going to be able to clear this in one go. To describe the flavor of DMT... Burnt plastic. Fowl. The Dab mixed in only watered down the vapor and made it impossible to blast off, though i did have a familiar acid like head-space and body high for a very brief fleeting moment. Instantly I knew I was not ripped off and I was determined to blast off... in a few short hours... in the mean time I used q tips and distilled water to scrub the blackened tar shit off of the inside of my expensive thermal banger which in that moment ONLY tasted like DMT. After the nail was once again clear and several hours had passed, I went in for round 2. This time taking a pure DMT dab by pressing the DMT onto the dabber ans squishing it so it stuck together. Repeated the same steps as the previous test however going in at 25 seconds rather than 30. This time I could certainly feel the effects. I held in the hit for as long as I can before the exhale. As the smoke exited my mouth my beige wall turned into a mirror of emerald prisms, each was breathing and seeming to fold in on the other ones, but a perfect reflection of my room existed in each one... a low chirping could be heard and my hands felt like they were melting from how clammy they were. As the feeling passed I felt the urge to try to push through this emerald mirror. So, I prepped a green screen bowl (Sandwiched DMT and Cannabis) and cleaned the nail and dabbed for a few hours before I headed into the garage to smoke this next bowl. This is where the change occurred. (I did not measure the amount on this bowl) I corner hit the bowl and pulled the ember to the center of the bowl, using the carb to clear the smoke with fresh air as to not waste anything, I wanted to break through. In the midst of the rapid inhales, I managed to pull some of the DMT laden ash into my mouth... by which time I was about to begin a very thorough trip.... The entire room became a very bright and colorful landscape for a brief moment, in the same time I begin to feel my stomach churn. I begin to feel as if all the negativity I have been holding in for the past few years is being purged from my body. I fall forward from my chair and begin to violently vomit. Unlike any time before, not like the flu, not like being too fucked up on pain meds, not like drinking too heavily. I was purging the hate and the evil and the anxiety from my soul. After I was finished vomiting the trip was only half dissipated however I was alert enough to begin cleaning up the mess I had made... It sounds ridiculous but I was fearful of it. I know it was just a puddle of digested food and stomach fluids but it felt literally like concentrated evil and it just emanated a sad and depressed vibe. The same feeling tainted the pipe, which I placed in a drawer in the garage... I called a few friends to share the experience I had and to make sure that I was in reality... I have realized that I do not need to touch psychedelics for a good while and since this day my social anxiety seems to have either vanished or been mitigated to the point where I cannot notice it any more. Since this day everything seems to be looking up and it is as if my karma has been reset. I am still battling day to day issues but I am able to disconnect from external problems much more efficiently than before. Overall I am thankful for this experience and I am grateful to be alive in todays times once. Thank you Noumena, and thank you for reading :)
Enjoy your day -CannaNerd :)
tl;dr:
Vendor:
Reputation: 9-10/10
Communication: 10/10
Attitude: 15/10
Shipping
Stealth: 11/10 (I smiled)
Speed: 8/10 about average from EU to US
Product
Weight: 20/10
Purity: PURE ASF 10/10
Potency: 15/10
Overall experience: 10/10 If you want to try DMT I would Recommend this guy :)
Sorry for the long post this is my first review ever xD
EDIT: Slight formatting fix
I can vouch for Noumena, one of the first vendors I ordered from. The dmt was very good and it was very quality packaging. This was a while ago though.