[Vendor Review] MrSaturn - Perhaps the most trustworthy vendor in the game

DETAILED CHECKBOX
Vendor Name/Marketplace: Darknet Heroes League
Product/s reviewed: 2.5g MDMA
International?: Germany to US
Vendor requires FE?: No
Price before shipping: $49.50
Shipping cost: Free
Customer Service: pick one below with an "x" like this: [x]
[X]+5 Superb: Polite, prompt, ensures satisfaction
[ ]+4 Good: Professional, exhibits customer care
[ ]+3 Satisfactory: Adequate responses, resolved issue
[ ]+2 Marginal: Subpar communication, partial resolution
[ ]+1 Bad: Poor communication, no resolution
[ ]+0 Awful: Abusive responses, no resolution
Product Quality: pick one below
[X]+5 Highest purity - highly potent
[ ]+4 Mostly pure - potent
[ ]+3 Minor cut or impurity - strong
[ ]+2 Cut and/or impure - medium to weak
[ ]+1 Almost entirely cut - very weak
[ ]+0 Possibly bunk - no effect
Processing Speed: pick one below
[ ]+5 Processed & marked shipped in 24hrs
[ ]+4 Processed & marked shipped in 48 hrs
[ ]+3 Processed & marked shipped in 72 hrs
[X]+2 Package is late
[ ]+1 Package is very late
[ ]+0 Never received package
Price Value: pick one below
[X]+5 Excellent - great value & low cost
[ ]+4 Moderate - worthy value & fair cost
[ ]+3 At-market - neither good nor bad
[ ]+2 Below-market - so-so value, high cost
[ ]+1 Exorbitant - low value, excessive cost
[ ]+0 Rip-off - little-to-no value, unjustified cost
Stealth & OpSec: check all that apply
[X]+1 Vacuum-sealed
[X]+1 Mylar/non-porous container
[ ]+1 Decoy/misdirection
[X]+1 Low package profile
[X]+1 Good OpSec/PGP
TOTAL: (21x4 for 84%)

So to get the bad out of the way, shipping both times took longer than the 14 days listed, more like 20 days each time.

On that note, every category I gave a 5, MrSaturn deserves a 6. The first batch of MDMA I got, something was wrong. My friends and I all took it, and barely rolled at all (for several of them, this was their first roll). Contacted MrSaturn, and he offered a reship. The second batch was busted out New Years, and this one was much, MUCH better. I was falling on the floor how hard I was rolling. The price is absolutely unbeatable for the quality of the product.

I know I'm not saying anything new, but if you can handle the wait times, this guy comes 1000% recommended. Great product, great price, great person.


Comments


[3 Points] god_send:

Sad you had to wait twice for good product but at least you and your friends had a good NYE!

You're very generous though if I had to get a reship on a bunk product I would never suggest that the vendor deserves a '6'.

Nice review though I'm glad some of you know how it's supposed to work around here!


[1 Points] ChasingTracers:

MrSaturn is a good guy. i had a 50g pack go missing a couple months ago and he made sure i was taken care of. thats weird that you werent happy with the quality of the first batch everything ive gotten from him was fire. i actually have 10g on the way as we speak