[Vendor Review] thedopestman | 1 Oz. Jesus OG Shatter
General Information |
Details |
Vendor requires FE? |
Yes |
Price before shipping: |
$399 |
Shipping cost : |
$15 |
Vendor Name: |
thedopestman |
Marketplace: |
AlphaBay |
Products reviewed: |
"Jesus OG Shatter 1 OZ" |
International Shipping? |
Got me |
Pictures: |
https://sli.mg/53SY9I |
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https://sli.mg/ki26xW |
Customer Service |
Description |
[ ]+5 |
Superb - Polite, prompt, ensures satisfaction |
[ ]+4 |
Good - Professional, exhibits customer care |
[X]+3 |
Satisfactory - Adequate responses, resolved issue |
[ ]+2 |
Marginal - Subpar communication, partial resolution |
[ ]+1 |
Bad - Poor communication, no resolution |
[ ]+0 |
Awful - Abusive responses, no resolution |
Product Quality |
Description |
[ ]+5 |
Highest purity - highly potent |
[ ]+4 |
Mostly pure - potent |
[X]+3 |
Minor cut or impurity - strong |
[ ]+2 |
Cut and/or impure - medium to weak |
[ ]+1 |
Almost entirely cut - very weak |
[ ]+0 |
Possibly bunk - no effect |
Processing: |
Description |
[X]+5 |
Processed & marked shipped in 24hrs |
[ ]+4 |
Processed & marked shipped in 48 hrs |
[ ]+3 |
Processed & marked shipped in 72 hrs |
[ ]+2 |
Package is late |
[ ]+1 |
Package is very late |
[ ]+0 |
Never received package |
Price Value |
Description |
[X]+5 |
Excellent - great value & low cost |
[ ]+4 |
Moderate - worthy value & fair cost |
[ ]+3 |
At-market - neither good nor bad |
[ ]+2 |
Below-market - so-so value, high cost |
[ ]+1 |
Exorbitant - low value, excessive cost |
[ ]+0 |
Rip-off - little-to-no value, unjustified cost |
OPSEC/Logistics |
Description |
[X]+1 |
Single (but effecive) Vacuum-Seal |
[ ]+2 |
Multiple Layer Vacuum-Seal |
[X]+1 |
Mylar and Visual Barrier |
[ ]+1 |
Decoy Utilized |
[ ]+1 |
Proper NETSEC/PGP |
TOTAL: 72% / 100% C-
Summary/Narrative: Ordered late Saturday night had to FE 50%. Was marked shipped within 24 hours, arrived the following Saturday which while not bad for $15 shipping is far from ideal. Sent 3 messages he responded to the first with an answer that didn't make a whole lot of contextual sense and without PGP but didn't respond to the last two. Stuff arrived with adequate OPSEC but definitely nothing to write home about. Was slightly over weight at almost 29 g's which was a nice surprise though. Wax arrived pretty warm and runny so I stuck it in the freezer for a minute and it hardened up a good amount in some places. Mostly pull n snap, some parts are harder, and some are much runnier. When lumped together color is basically black but is much more amber in places when spread out. Taste is like a 5/10, seems pretty clean though, no sparking on the nail or anything to butaney. With all this said though it was a $400 dollar ounce so I am not disappointed. I tried this as a possible alternative/slight step up from BCB's budget wax but they're pretty much on par with each-other.
tl;dr - 6 Days from click to door. Seller adequate. You get what you pay for.
I started coughing super hard just from looking at those pictures.