People who've smoked crack responsibly, how has your life turned out? More specifically, how rich are you, and what are your fetishes?

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[57 Points] Discount_Deity:

I moved furniture when I was 18 --dirty punk kid. I used to smoke crack with my moving crew. We got paid in cash every day $8-10/hr and would buy it down the block from the warehouse --good hard yellow. We would smoke in the graveyard for a bit then buy beer and go home. Id smoke it with my girlfriend in the bathroom with the shower on for hours just steaming out the room.

Fetish: Forced orgasm on that poor poor girl

The bills were always paid ($300 month for rent and around 100 for utilities) I would never buy more than I could smoke in one night. ...HAHA!

Now I'm a project manager for a software company. That chick was gone years ago. I dont smoke crack anymore because it turns me into a sex zombie, and my job entails more than dragging a couch into a trailer home. Now if it appeared in front of me....we smokin tho.


[46 Points] None:

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[42 Points] None:

$8,000/month, and I got a thing for Thai ladyboys covered in peanut butter.


[43 Points] darkmethmarkets:

I smoked crack several times in my late teens and loved it. Then I pawned my portable CD player and Gameboy Advance for some crack that I shared with two other people and it wasn't worth it at all. That's pretty much all it took for me to say "Fuck crack."


[38 Points] RunTheDMT:

Bought a ball of fishscale off DNM and decided one night it would be a good night to try crack. Brought out the spoon and baking soda. Made a fucking mess everywhere, probably wasted a alot of my cocaine, got some decent globs of crack after the lab session.

Didn't have a crack pipe so I was trying to use foil. I start heating it up and it must have been a bunch of water left in or something but it like crackled and spewed hot crack at my face/eyes, kind of hurt. Eventually got the hang of it, didn't ring any bells but will probably never do it again because that was a waste of money and 3 hours of my time which were FUCKING AWESOME, AT THE TIME. .

Also do you want my richness as before or after taxes?


[26 Points] RIP_Meth_9000:

Crack is WACK......Whitney Houston ;-)


[20 Points] Snoop-Lyin:

Show me a crack head who hustle real good fo his crack dealer and I'll show you a responsible crack user. EDIT: You dig?


[19 Points] GrandWizardsLair:

The Grand Wizard smoked a fair bit of freebase cocaine in the 1980s during his misspent college career. A couple of us wound up in rehab but for the most part our crack smoking ended upon graduation.


[19 Points] OGPACKS:

I took some cp rolls to the hood where everyone smokes crack and they said there willing to quit crack and do the rolls thats my 2 cents about crack heads lol... Also some of the crack heads came to retaliation and actually slowed down on crack because of mdma


[14 Points] hazey600:

Mid-twenties, working in retail

Once every couple of months I would order roughly 7g+ of fishscale from DNM and binge throughout a couple days with no sleep all by myself.

I definitely wouldn't say my sessions were responsible at all, however, I am responsible in ways that I do not need to steal/sell drugs to fund this activity.

The first couple times I binged the bell ringers lasted 20-40 mins and would hit me so hard that sometimes to a point I thought I was going to OD. (so intense that I had to put the pipe down and give it a rest)

Now, after 8 months, bell ringers only last 10-20 mins. but I've now figured a way to achieve an even bigger/more intense rush by inhaling nitrous (N2O). After you inhale the nitrous, hold it in your lungs until you can't anymore and exhale, once you've exhaled your nitrous take your pipe and hit it and grip on!

During my sessions I enjoy putting porn on the background (mainly Japanese, the repetition of high pitched whining and moaning coming from the girls echoes while I am experiencing bell rings is simply, pure bliss.)

In terms of responsibilities, I am able to maintain a job and University.

Yes there are times I crave it but I always will know I can survive without it.


[13 Points] Tokamorus:

Probably not exactly what OP is looking for but I'd like to think I teetered on the edge of being a responsible crack user in that I've only smoked crack a few times over a span of decades. First try at 18 and only took a few hits that night and a few more the next day. Skip to 21 a buddy offered and I accepted. Didn't do it again until I was in my mid 30s but I did use a larger amount than I had previously over the period of a day. I'm 42 now and haven't touched it since. Maybe after I get off probation for growing weed I'll give it another go. I've always enjoyed crack but never enough to make me want to dick ride. I mean, I don't want to be all up on and/or swinging from cracks sack.

Regarding how my life turned out I say crack had nothing to do with it with the possible exception of seeing others go overboard on it. Simply put I keep leaving crack because of the kind of friends crack keeps company with. If crack ever shows me it can keep company with a respectable, high caliber group of friends we may hook up again.


[13 Points] Borax:

The first inhale was great and I enjoyed the numb throat sensation but if you thought cocaine was too shortlived then freebase is ridiculous. I spent longer than I should chasing it before I realised that rush wasn't coming back and I was just propping up a house of cards. Haven't bothered again since.

I've got a net worth below zero


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[5 Points] pressedlessed:

I'll try to answer this question seriously, though it's hard to, because it's such a weird question. First I don't think there is such a thing as smoking crack responsibly, whenever I have I go on 3-4 day binges and it seriously fucks with my life during those times. Every time I get toward the end I say to myself, whey am I doing this? I don't even like it. Then a few weeks or months go by and I get this itch I just have to scratch.

I'm middle aged, educated, and a professional. Wife and kids, they don't know about this part of me. My income varies wildly. This year about $400k, last year $800k. So am I rich? To some absolutely. To many others, not a bit. It's all perspective. I don't feel rich. But getting back to it, I doubt many people could manage a crack life at all and still manage to earn a good living, or even hold a regular job. My advice would be to never touch the stuff. Stick to weed if you need to get high.


[7 Points] ramjambamalam:

I was once the mayor of a fairly large Canadian city. It paid the bills pretty well at six figures plus whatever 'gift' and 'campaign contributions' I could pilfer. Alcohol was my main drug of choice but also dabbled in crack from time to time. I his it pretty well but a couple of assholes filmed me smoking crack (stupid I didn't learn from the first time smh). Luckily I died of cancer before I could get busted for anything.

My fetish: eating pussy at home and ending political gravy trains (but not actual gravy trains I love dat shit).


[6 Points] PIXEL_MACHT_FREI:

Can't really say that I'm a crack user but last July my fiancée left me and on the 1st of August I've been let go at my work in an advertisement agency. Living paycheck to paycheck and being 10 grands in the red, I've decided I had to touch the bottom real quick because I had enough to keep falling. So I've bought 5 grams of crack and some xanax' on internet as well as a crack pipe on Amazon. This was my first and last time using crack, my things are more Ketamine and Speed usually.

I've touched a steel bottom face first with the feeling that my brain was an actual magnet and it was great for a bit less than a week. I don't remember the first days really. Once my envelop was finished I wanted more but didn't know where to go so I ate Ramen for 3 days and then I was back to normal.

Found a new job in another country recently so I'll be back to the rat race in no time.


[4 Points] OpiLuvr:

Shit and I'm pretty poor. Whilst I've never had a problem using crack responsibly (or any other stimulant to be honest), I didn't have the same relationship with heroin.


[4 Points] DooshNozzzle:

I love this post and the responses.


[6 Points] QCA_Tommy:

I've only tried it 2 or 3 times, some chick I knew was into it. It's not amazing, I certainly would rather do blow. It's infinitely cheaper, of course.

That being said, if you want to try it... try it! Just be smart about it, it's certainly not something you wanna do a lot. I'd also be concerned as to how it's made, but we knew the maker through a connect.

On my bucket list is trying everything, crack wasn't that awesome.


[3 Points] GotMeSomeAlpandMDMA:

Use Tyrone biggums as a cautionary tale good sir. You don't want to be caught in that.


[3 Points] doctor_mubobo:

I'd say my life turned out fine. It was great. I made my usual seven minute walk to work take three. Then I just concentrated on my heart beating all night. Great, like I said. No sarcasm.

I make about $1500/month. No fetishes that I know of. Just good ol' PIV.


[3 Points] None:

Meth is as hard as I will go, I know I would like crack wrong and the short half life just does not make the risk worth it.

With meth I get 8 hours then a further 4 hours tapering off, I can get plenty done, socialise etc, crack I get the impression it feels 5 times as good at least but the high is over and the need to re dose is strong within about 10 minutes.


[3 Points] twigburst:

I was never that big of a fan of coke to where I had a problem with it. Whenever I smoked crack I had a several hour long panic attack, I honestly only got it when I couldn't get powder. The high is nice, but I don't understand how people fiend for it the next day. After a few days you are back to normal, why bother to continue smoking it?


[3 Points] SuckMyFist:

I would like to "motivate" a girl to become my sex slave, how many times does she have to smoke crack to get so addicted she can't turn down the cock to get the pipe?


[2 Points] JuanCarlosI:

I once smoked crack with the break dancing robot on hollywood boulevard


[2 Points] SuperSecretDNM:

This seems to be a bit of a rare tale but I started smoking crack when I got into heroin. I know, that's common but only once I stopped doing heroin did my crack use increase a lot. This also isn't the uncommon part. So I've been smoking it with a small set of friends for some time now and It's something thats stayed a weekend thing. We've all held onto our morals and get things done like pay rent, bills and other boring shit. That's the uncommon part.

Most people I've known to start smoking crack on the weekend have let it spiral completely out of control within no time at all. They're ripping people off, selling their stuff or even other peoples. Got themselves in a real sorry state.

I can't understand why people let their morals slip for crack. I understand it with opiates but crack?

TL;DR I do it often, so do my close friends. No real hassle. I've had to live on less money than I'd like to at times but not always. It seems the majority can't manage to keep it together. So avoid unless you're me, or one of my mates.


[2 Points] ZardoZzZz:

I've got an interesting little story, not about how I've used crack responsibly, but how I've used crack one time and it was to SAVE MY FUCKING LIFE.

So, the story starts out with my best friend and I cruising about town in his beloved piece of trash van. We pull up to the gas station and get ready to fill up. Out of nowhere a sketchy looking character comes out of nowhere and up to our passenger side window, the side I was on. He simply says to me "Hey man, what do you WANT?" I replied, "excuse me?" He says "my van over there, I've got everything you could ever want. What do you want!?" So, being the drug-fueled 17 year old I was at the time I say "Uhh... How about 60mg of methadone and 10mg of Xanax?" To my surprise, he says "Yeah, I'll be right back!"

This son of a bitch comes back with 2 40mg wafers of methadone and a small pile of blue xanaxs. He only charged me 30 bucks. He said to me "And hey I threw in a little something extra there for ya, heh heh." And as quick as the whole ordeal began, it was over. I have no fucking clue who this guy was, who or where he robbed, or if some Drug God just happened to bless me that day. Now mind you, I was ALREADY ON quite a lot of Xanax during all this.

So my friend gets back in the car (He was pumping gas this whole time) and is basically like "what in the fuck was that!?" I show him my gear and he's like sweet, let's get high. Welp, forgetting that I'm already on an assload of Xanax, I proceed to pop an entire 80mg worth of Methadone wafers AND more xanax. (I had an oxy tolerance, but this was just stupid. Xanax, what can I say.) Within about an hour or so I am unconscious and probably about to die. So what does my brilliant friend do? Manages to wake me up somewhat, and TORCHES A HIT OF CRACK DIRECTLY INTO MY MOUTH. We smoked that fucking surprise crack rock and it jumpstarted my ass enough to keep me from dying. You can say what you want, but I'm pretty god damn sure my friend saved my life with a free crack rock.


[2 Points] CaptSkrimshaw:

Nobody has ever smoked crack responsibly it's an oxymoron lol. I've never been pushin my chore boy to the other end and thought I was making a" responsible" decision. Or when I was smoking bits of plastic out of the carpet cause I was sure it was crack lol.


[1 Points] Richguy14u:

I have never ever seen any kind of drugs in my life...forget about trying...i don't know anybody in my circle who does it either.

college educated middle manager man.


[1 Points] I_Din_Du_Nuffin:

very fucking rich


[1 Points] awayweegoagain:

I wish I could say something good about crack, but all I have seen it do is destroy and make people it's slaves. I've done it myself and it was nice at first, but afterwards... horrible.


[1 Points] madaboutmda:

why dafuq did i just read through all this?


[-1 Points] maryoburney0084:

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