Greetings, fellow DMRs. Your pal, /u/entactoBob, here with some fresh Vendor Review Templates.
Note: I am no authority on here whatsoever; not a moderator, nuffin. Just a big fan of drugs & an advocate of safe & responsible drug use. I'm 100% behind full & immediate decriminalization of all drugs, an end to prohibition, & an end to the so-called War on Personal Freedom Drugs. Until we change public opinion & repeal drug laws in favor of sensible legislation, quality control, effective addiction recovery, responsibility advocacy, & other rational approaches to drug use, this is the best we have, and a big step in the right direction.
Why do I do this? I do this to encourage vendor reviews, because it helps keep our markets safer than they would be otherwise and adds some degree of accountability.
That said, do not feel obligated to use these templates. They're there to help if you want them, & can easily be ignored. I'm also open to suggestions, comments, criticisms, praise, & if you'd like to btc me a cup of coffee, holla!
I encourage others to modify these however they see fit. Mix, match, & mash-up, do whatever you like -- we'll probably be able to suss out the general verdict of whether a vendor is stellar, so-so, or a worthless jackass rip-off artist. Res ipsa loquitur.
#1
SVP: Setting, Vendor, Product
Instructions: Think of this as a style-agnostic list. Score it however you like: use numbers (1-10 or 5/5, whatever), or if you prefer, give them a grade like in academia, e.g.: A+, B, C-
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Setting
Vendor
-Market
-Product
-Price
-Countries
-
Vendor
Service
-Shipping
-Stealth
-Security
-Communication
-
Product
Weight
-Purity
-Potency
-Price Value
-Aesthetic
-
Comments:
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The Results:
- Setting
Vendor
-Market
-Product
-Price
-Countries
-
- Vendor
Service
-Shipping
-Stealth
-Security
-Communication
-
- Product
Weight
-Purity
-Potency
-Price Value
-Aesthetic
-
- Comments:
#2
Detailed Checkbox
Instructions: pretty straightforward. In the first four sections, check only one, & in the last section, check all that apply. To get the final score in percent (optional) tally up the points from each section & multiply that number by four.
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|DETAILED CHECKBOX
`Vendor Name/Marketplace:`|
`Product/s reviewed:`|
`International?:`| (list countries)
`Vendor requires FE?:`| (yes or no)
`Price before shipping:`|
`Shipping cost`:|
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Customer Service:| pick ***one*** below with an "x" like this: `[x]`
`[ ]+5`|Superb: Polite, prompt, ensures satisfaction
`[ ]+4`|Good: Professional, exhibits customer care
`[ ]+3`|Satisfactory: Adequate responses, resolved issue
`[ ]+2`|Marginal: Subpar communication, partial resolution
`[ ]+1`|Bad: Poor communication, no resolution
`[ ]+0`|Awful: Abusive responses, no resolution
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Product Quality:| pick ***one*** below
`[ ]+5`|Highest purity - highly potent
`[ ]+4`|Mostly pure - potent
`[ ]+3`|Minor cut or impurity - strong
`[ ]+2`|Cut and/or impure - medium to weak
`[ ]+1`|Almost entirely cut - very weak
`[ ]+0`|Possibly bunk - no effect
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Processing Speed:| pick ***one*** below
`[ ]+5`|Processed & marked shipped in 24hrs
`[ ]+4`|Processed & marked shipped in 48 hrs
`[ ]+3`|Processed & marked shipped in 72 hrs
`[ ]+2`|Package is late
`[ ]+1`|Package is very late
`[ ]+0`|Never received package
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Price Value:| pick ***one*** below
`[ ]+5`|Excellent - great value & low cost
`[ ]+4`|Moderate - worthy value & fair cost
`[ ]+3`|At-market - neither good nor bad
`[ ]+2`|Below-market - so-so value, high cost
`[ ]+1`|Exorbitant - low value, excessive cost
`[ ]+0`|Rip-off - little-to-no value, unjustified cost
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Stealth & OpSec:| check ***all*** that apply
`[ ]+1`|Vacuum-sealed
`[ ]+1`|Mylar/non-porous container
`[ ]+1`|Decoy/misdirection
`[ ]+1`|Low package profile
`[ ]+1`|Good OpSec/PGP
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**TOTAL:**|(`x4` for `%`)
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The Results:
DETAILED CHECKBOX | |
Vendor Name/Marketplace: |
|
Product/s reviewed: |
|
International?: |
(list countries) |
Vendor requires FE?: |
(yes or no) |
Price before shipping: |
|
Shipping cost : |
|
Customer Service: | pick one below with an "x" like this: [x] |
[ ]+5 |
Superb: Polite, prompt, ensures satisfaction |
[ ]+4 |
Good: Professional, exhibits customer care |
[ ]+3 |
Satisfactory: Adequate responses, resolved issue |
[ ]+2 |
Marginal: Subpar communication, partial resolution |
[ ]+1 |
Bad: Poor communication, no resolution |
[ ]+0 |
Awful: Abusive responses, no resolution |
Product Quality: | pick one below |
[ ]+5 |
Highest purity - highly potent |
[ ]+4 |
Mostly pure - potent |
[ ]+3 |
Minor cut or impurity - strong |
[ ]+2 |
Cut and/or impure - medium to weak |
[ ]+1 |
Almost entirely cut - very weak |
[ ]+0 |
Possibly bunk - no effect |
Processing Speed: | pick one below |
[ ]+5 |
Processed & marked shipped in 24hrs |
[ ]+4 |
Processed & marked shipped in 48 hrs |
[ ]+3 |
Processed & marked shipped in 72 hrs |
[ ]+2 |
Package is late |
[ ]+1 |
Package is very late |
[ ]+0 |
Never received package |
Price Value: | pick one below |
[ ]+5 |
Excellent - great value & low cost |
[ ]+4 |
Moderate - worthy value & fair cost |
[ ]+3 |
At-market - neither good nor bad |
[ ]+2 |
Below-market - so-so value, high cost |
[ ]+1 |
Exorbitant - low value, excessive cost |
[ ]+0 |
Rip-off - little-to-no value, unjustified cost |
Stealth & OpSec: | check all that apply |
[ ]+1 |
Vacuum-sealed |
[ ]+1 |
Mylar/non-porous container |
[ ]+1 |
Decoy/misdirection |
[ ]+1 |
Low package profile |
[ ]+1 |
Good OpSec/PGP |
TOTAL: | (x4 for % ) |
#3
The Classic
The one you know & love... or hate. Whatever.
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|| __Details__
_Vendor: |[WHICH SELLER
]
_Market: |[WHICH MARKETPLACE
]
_Product: |[WHAT WAS PURCHASED
]
_Shipped from: |[COUNTRY
]
_Shipped to: |[COUNTRY
]
_Required FE: |[YES or NO?
]
_Vacuum Sealed: |[YES or NO?
]
_Decoy: |[YES or NO?
]
_Handwriting: |[YES or NO?
]
||__Rating__
_Communication: |[10
] / 10
_Stealth: |[10
] / 10
_Shipping time: |[10
] / 10
_Price value: |[10
] / 10
_Aesthetics: |[10
] / 10
_Weight: |[10
] / 10
_Quality: |[10
] / 10
_Transaction: |[10
] / 10
_Vendor: |[10
] / 10
_Drug: |[10
] / 10
|
|
|
| _TOTAL SCORE:_ | __[100
] / 100__
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And, of course, the results:
Details | |
Vendor: | [WHICH SELLER ] |
Market: | [WHICH MARKETPLACE ] |
Product: | [WHAT WAS PURCHASED ] |
Shipped from: | [COUNTRY ] |
Shipped to: | [COUNTRY ] |
Required FE: | [YES or NO? ] |
Vacuum Sealed: | [YES or NO? ] |
Decoy: | [YES or NO? ] |
Handwriting: | [YES or NO? ] |
Rating | |
Communication: | [10 ] / 10 |
Stealth: | [10 ] / 10 |
Shipping time: | [10 ] / 10 |
Price value: | [10 ] / 10 |
Aesthetics: | [10 ] / 10 |
Weight: | [10 ] / 10 |
Quality: | [10 ] / 10 |
Transaction: | [10 ] / 10 |
Vendor: | [10 ] / 10 |
Drug: | [10 ] / 10 |
TOTAL SCORE: | [100 ] / 100 |
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