Implications of Paying a homeless person to open up a PO BOX?

Hi guys, so all of my reasonable drops have been burnt lately as they are connected to my name. So I have a few questions. What are the implications of paying someone to set up a PO Box for me. They won't know my name or anything, just my appearance. I will fill in the application form they will just need to provide ID & Pay for it ( with cash ). Does this make them guilty of anything ( Don't want to make an already homeless persons life any harder ) ? And what should I watch out for? Note I'll be paying them once the keys are in my hand and we will go on our merry ways :)

Thanks


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[27 Points] hdheuud:

It's really easy....the cops aren't going to believe the homeless guy is getting drugs shipped from far and wide. He gets picked up. He's like "I was hungry an some stranger said he'd pay me to open a mailbox....I just wanted to eat" and then he gets questioned about you.

Please though, be very nice and kind to the homeless people. They are people too. And are often a far better person than you are. Not only is this the right thing to do, but it will help with the description they give the police..... Nice friendly men who pay well, never get caught. It's the asshole or the guy who pays shit, when the homeless man will feel taken advantage of, he will be more inclined to give an accurate description, leading to a possible investigation.

I used to do this alot. Be a good person.


[8 Points] izza123:

In my country getting caught doing this would, beyond the drug charges, fetch you a funny little charge called organized crime.


[7 Points] smackmy:

You're better off driving 50+ miles to a nearby city and kidnapping someone, blindfolding them and taking them to your PO of choice. Have them put on strong prescription glasses and accompany them inside, all the while threatening to murder their family if they fuck up. Have them fill out the forms, get the keys, then drop them back off where you found them. Done deal.


[2 Points] jamesbond123456:

which country?


[2 Points] LedLevee:

Just be careful. Don't pick the first homeless guy you spot, talk a bit to 'm. A ton of people are on the street because they had their own problems with drugs or they suffer from psychiatric problems.

Not trying to diss homeless people here, but there's a ton of ex-psych patients who got kicked out on the street due to budget cuts or their treatment ending, but they stop taking their meds or stuff like that.


[2 Points] TheCrawlingKingSnake:

Wouldnt the post office the PO box is in have cameras in case they did find something bad?


[2 Points] None:

Waste of time that won't save you.

This probably won't either, but it's cheaper and at least has a chance: Walk into post office with backpack and empty package. Pretend to gather package from PO Box. Do not actually gather package from PO box. Leave post office. Wait to be fucked in the ass. Pickup drugs after back in car and you have not been fucked.


[2 Points] SecondChanceUsername:

If they're "homeless" then what address would they give the PO when signing up for the box? It seems as though all third party POboxes require an address and 2 valid forms of ID to actually open a box. SO what would your homeless guy give them...if he has no home?

FWIW, i think it'd be easier to get a friend or you yourself get a job at an actual USPS or UPS store, then just pay attention to which mailboxes receive the least amount of packs on average and send a pack to that address under that box-holders name. As long as your man on the inside knows the pack is en route, they can probably guess which one is THE (dnm) pack based on some random Return addy or just the looks of it. And grab that the day it drops. If LE ever planned to stake out the box, an employee working for the store might even be privy to that knowledge.

Tl,Dr- Get a job at a UPS store/USPS PO and have your drops there.


[1 Points] throwathrowanz:

How did you burn your drops? Was it from domestic or international orders?


[1 Points] imacarpet:

If a criminal culpability trail ends with your agent, then you are making him an accessory to the fact.

Consider carefully the ethics of this situation.

Also consider the fact that NZ cops aren't stupid. Consider how they could put pressure on someone to point back to you.


[1 Points] Hank_Vendor:

he will steal your drugs


[0 Points] Rolling_Stonedd:

This sounds like so much trouble to go through...

To answer your question though, yes they will be responsible of course. Their name would be linked to that PO box. If you're actually being serious about this just take a moment to think, not all homeless people are going to be down to sign up for a PO box that's getting tons of drugs delivered to it. I'm sorry, but this is just a horrible plan.