Good laptop and linux distro to hide from the government?

Zuckerberg and Bill Gates can watch me jerk off all they want.

But the thought of being spied on while shopping dank internet-drugs is a total boner-kill for me.

Can anyone recommend a decent laptop and linux distro to help me escape the prying eyes of all the perverts down at the NSA?

Doesn't necessarily have to be military-grade security -- just enough that Zuckerberg and his friends can't look through the webcam or read my diary.

Preferably something that can be used for everyday-type stuff as well: email, spotify, torrents, vlc player.


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[1 Points] KoreaLemonade:

Paper + Tape + Place On Webcam = ???profit

You don't need military fucking grade security to look at drugs online, or even to order. Little preteen babies are ordering dank kush and xanez bars online. Hopefully someone of your stature can read the side bar and do about 15 minutes of research using Google.com ... it's hard work I know. Exhausting. But what can you do these days?


[3 Points] None:

Any shit craigs list laptop and tails on a usb. You can even rip the hard drive right out of the laptop.


[2 Points] DooshNozzzle:

is Tails really that confusing?


[1 Points] jigglyjk:

Whonix


[1 Points] starivore:

Put TAILS on a USB drive and use that on your computer.