[Vendor Review] Glasswerkz Methamphetamine HCl

Vendor Name/Marketplace: Glasswerkz on Alphabay
Product/s reviewed: 4g Methamphetamine HCl
International?: USA to USA
Vendor requires FE?: No
Price before shipping: $140
Incentives for Review?: No
Shipping cost: $25 (Express)
Customer Service:
[x]+5 Superb: Polite, prompt, ensures satisfaction
[ ]+4 Good: Professional, exhibits customer care
[ ]+3 Satisfactory: Adequate responses, resolved issue
[ ]+2 Marginal: Subpar communication, partial resolution
[ ]+1 Bad: Poor communication, no resolution
[ ]+0 Awful: Abusive responses, no resolution
Product Quality:
[x]+5 Highest purity - highly potent
[ ]+4 Mostly pure - potent
[ ]+3 Minor cut or impurity - strong
[ ]+2 Cut and/or impure - medium to weak
[ ]+1 Almost entirely cut - very weak
[ ]+0 Possibly bunk - no effect
Processing Speed:
[x]+5 Processed & marked shipped in 24hrs
[ ]+4 Processed & marked shipped in 48 hrs
[ ]+3 Processed & marked shipped in 72 hrs
[ ]+2 Package is late
[ ]+1 Package is very late
[ ]+0 Never received package
Price Value:
[x]+5 Excellent - great value & low cost
[ ]+4 Moderate - worthy value & fair cost
[ ]+3 At-market - neither good nor bad
[ ]+2 Below-market - so-so value, high cost
[ ]+1 Exorbitant - low value, excessive cost
[ ]+0 Rip-off - little-to-no value, unjustified cost
Stealth & OpSec:
[x]+1 Vacuum-sealed
[x]+1 Mylar/non-porous container
[x]+1 Decoy/misdirection
[x]+1 Low package profile
[x]+1 Good OpSec/PGP
TOTAL: 100%

I placed my order with Glasswerkz at 11AM PST on a Monday, it was marked shipped 6 hours later and I received the package Wednesday morning. His listing specifies a 2PM EST cutoff time for shipment, a commitment to service I wish was more common. The package had a printed label, fit in my apartment mailbox, and appeared undistinguished.

Inside the package was an excellent decoy that gave me a chuckle. I will mention that the product's MBB had come loose inside the decoy during shipping, but since it was still not visible or otherwise apparent in the decoy I did not substract any points. Inside the MBB and vac-seal was a single crystal that seemed larger than I expected. Placed it on the scale and grinned. Overweight

After my infatuation with the massive thing ended I attempted to shatter it with a firm strike of the palm, a technique that yeild good result in the past... Oww. This fucker is hard, I had to use a heavy object instead. It shattered very evenly into a pile of .1g to .3g shards. I picked some of them up with tweezers to inspect, they were a cloudy clear and very consistent throughout. When bent the shards snapped cleanly apart with no crumbling. They were completely dry and I could not detect any odor.

Loaded a .2 shard into a clean pipe and melted it down. No crackles or pops, no discoloration, cracked back in less than 5 seconds in a single spider web pattern radiating from the center. Heated it again for my first hit...goddamn goddamn. That go-go rush we came for punches me in the face gently. I say punches because it hits like a truck, I say gently because the impact is so well contained in the head. The peripheral jitter I've associated with the cost of going fast is completely absent. I'm fast as fuck on one hit, but aside from a feint notion that my heart is revving at a higher gear my entire body is veiled with a pleasant comfort.

My next observation is that I'm so distracted by my enthusiasm in little things, this & thats, that I'm not even feeling the usual compulsion to keep hitting that pipe again and again. I didn't hit the pipe again until 4 hours later. Wow, I'm doing massive hits and the good is still all over the bubble. This shit won't disappear, it looks damn near like it did when I loaded it. I recruited the help of friends just to clear a single bowl that day.

Honestly I hate to post a 10/10 5/5 100% SHIT IS FIRE MANG sort of review because it lacks helpful criticism. But I've ordered this particular substance from dozens of reputed DN vendors previously and the product I'm reviewing here is on another level. My hope in DNM meth which was all but lost has been restored.

Picture: Imgur


Comments


[5 Points] pagonsMC:

really!!! none of you remember this vendor exit scamming last yr or lil longer. most atleast change their name after scamming. this guy is like fuck it an you's are falling right into it.!! shame yourselves(swipes finger in shame towards screen) have fun getting scammed again


[3 Points] RIP_Meth_9000:

The METH Must Flow!!!!


[2 Points] None:

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[2 Points] VenemousViLLian:

Thats some perrty ice!


[2 Points] ahackercalled4chan:

holy god that is an epic rock!! would love to see one of those in person.


[1 Points] simplemindedslut:

Nice review, would've been nice to see it though.


[1 Points] Stimthrowawy:

Wooow, I've never melted down and waited, I've always taken my first hit in the initial melt down. Amazing review. It has literally made me want to go order it now


[1 Points] ksosk:

Meth cracks back from the edge of the puddle because the center doesn't cool as quickly. No patterns radiate from the center, unless you were describing the pattern after it cooled.