What do I tell the bank teller when I want to deposit $2.00?

Well you guessed it, I hoped btc would rise past $300 so i could get my account from Drakward, but alas i am becoming impatient. So im going to do a cash deposit through LBC tomorrow for $2 and change. When the bank teller gives me the stink eye for this mere amount, I plan on grabbing my sack, give 2 yanks, and go, "deposit it cuhh, king kong aint got shit on me"

Realllllllllllllllly though, they probably wont ask and i dont care, but I'll just say my friend bought me some lotto tickets and i am repaying him, he rather have money in his account than paper money. Sound good? I have multiple sellers selling this amount. Anyone else buy really small amounts of btc through LBC?


Comments


[16 Points] AndThenHeSays4:

$2 will have the FEDS on your ass quick! Don't do it!


[7 Points] kernunnos77:

Just laugh and tell her it's for internet dope.


[7 Points] coffeencreme:

They won't care. If you were trying to pay in 2 million, they'd care. They won't care it's only 2 bucks.


[3 Points] redditulousfun:

Buy $5 or $20 and keep the extra so next time btc fluctuation wont screw up a order.


[3 Points] futuredestiny:

quality thread


[3 Points] dnmarsehole:

Say that you are making a payment to your third world doctor to get the sand out of your fucking vagina. What the fuck? Just say exactly what you'd say if it was $20 or $200.


[2 Points] None:

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[2 Points] watchyourface:

Wtf do you live that they would ask and that you would care?! It's no ones business. You can go in there and deposit a penny a day.


[1 Points] Lucid_Enemy:

what account are you looking for? drawkward has some free accounts listed lol


[1 Points] thelastvirgin:

If they ask just tell them that you're guy on craigslist just posted an awesome deal and you can't let someone else get it first.


[1 Points] CheekyDive:

What's the exact amount of btc you need?


[1 Points] eleusis211:

Lol the bank teller doesn't give a single fuck about your $2 deposit. He's just happy it's a straightforward transaction rather than some of the bullshit our customers come in to do. In fact, just do us a favor and deposit it in the ATM like you're supposed to.