DNM stories anyone?

DNM stories guise~

I always get my mail at 9:30am and one day I was expecting a pack. No pack comes, no mail comes. its almost noon at this point when I notice the same two work trucks circling my block and pulling over. I bug out and go into my bathroom with my whole stash. a few minutes later as im sitting on the floor smoking what might be my last bowl ever I hear a loud BANG noise. I start flushing my wet/undried shrooms. I hold my roughly 50g bag of molly over the toliet but before I drop it I listen in...no bang no "POLICE WE'RE COMING IN WE HAVE A WARRENT"

I grab a sizeable scoop out of my MDMA since I hadnt got a test to try it out and just pop it in my mouth loose powder style. I walk downstairs holding my baggie shaking out of fear to see my dog with its head in a box of cereal. It got up onto the counter and couldnt get down easily and crashed with its spoils.

was super dumb to not flush it but I was just tweaking in the first place.


Comments


[6 Points] spyderonthewall:

We do stange things on drugs.


[3 Points] underdosedwtf:

What the fuck.

  1. You grab a scoop of MDMA and put it in your mouth?
  2. You flush drugs down the toilet because some trucks were in your street?
  3. You go out with a bag of drugs, when you're expecting cops?

wtf man. You need a benzo or something, calm down that paranoia lol


[3 Points] spyderonthewall:

I love it! This isn't a DNM story but there was a time I was a distributer for a guy. He sent me product then he would send me addresses daily. It mix in the cut for the bag then ship it out. Anyway. After about a month doing this and in the midst of a full on acetyl fentanyl and mystery speed pills bender, I opened up a panel to the crawl space and dug a 5 foot hole in the ground and buried half a kilo because my gf had me convinced people were circling the house to either arrest or rob us.. I came down a few days later to a very angry supplier and a list of customers to ship to ranking in the amount of 60-80 shipments. And no one coming after me. Decided to finish up the month. Send back the rest of the product and get out of the distributing game to clean up


[1 Points] TheLastCig:

I've had a pack from a vendor supposed to come from Cali was a half oz of bud mailman knocked at my door and asked me to sign and kept scanning the barcode all sketchy. I looked at the pack def looked like what I was expecting just from looking at a priority mailer. But it was from another state. Signed for it and all went well got my fire nugget.