Hey guys, just wanted to drop a few lines about my recent transaction with TorCollectiveDNM. Even though the trim/shake was somewhat of a disappointment, when the buds I ordered arrived after a painfully leafy and dry weekend I was pretty much floored by his flowers. My favorite, and most medically effective strain is Bubba. I saw he was out of stock on it, but the Kryptonite looked gorgeous so i ordered that. In the message I told him my favorite was Bubba Kush, and he replied that he had 1oz of it left and would send it along instead. JOY.
Cut to Friday, when I received a bag of mostly trim and no flowers--picture me holding a plastic bag of what I would have normally swept up from my grow room floor every wednesday when I would change the nutrients for my ladies....very pretty, but not exactly what I was expecting. Without the flowers, I was definitely at a loss with regards to what exactly to feel...anger...sadness...hunger...arousal? I did what any normal red-blooded ninja turtle would do, and I ate pizza, sivved the SHIT out of those leaves, and made some mildly effective hash.
After mostly sleeping the weekend away (and crying), I heard my mailbox squeek and lo and behold, I had goodies waiting for me. When I opened the stealthily packaged product, the smell wafted out and made me tear up in memory of my better times with Muskabuzz. I pulled out nugget after nugget of amazingly cured Bubba Kush. It was truly a sight to see. I shoved three nuggets into my mouth and started to chew before I realized what I was doing, and eventually managed to get less soggy nuggets into my grinder.....then into my Chalice...then into my lungs. So delicious.
Let me tell you. This is a long one, but I feel like I need to give back at least these many words to TorCollectiveDNM. Your herb is fucking legit. Fuck the trim, I can't stay mad at you, darling, but I must try your krypto now. And keep the bubba coming.... SRT_
Mmm, muskabuzz. Is that bubba on muskabuzz' level?