Product/s reviewed: Pineapple Express - TopShelf Indoor Weed --- Blue Haze - High Quality Weed
Market: Alphabay
International?: Nope, GreenLeafLabs doesn't do international.
Price before shipping: $0
Shipping cost: $8
Expected weight: ?
Weight on arrival: Pineapple Express 2.5g - TopShelf Indoor Weed - Blue Haze 3g - High Quality Weed
Customer Service:
[X]+5 Superb: Polite, prompt, ensures satisfaction - always is professional, polite, and responds in a timely manner
[ ]+4 Good: Professional, exhibits customer care
[ ]+3 Satisfactory: Adequate responses, resolved issue on request
[ ]+1 Bad: Poor communication, no resolution
[ ]+0 Awful: Abusive responses, no resolution
Product Quality:
[X]+5 Highest purity - Pineapple Express
[X]+4 Mostly pure - potent - Blue haze
[ ]+3 Minor cut or impurity - strong
[ ]+2 Cut and/or impure - medium to weak
[ ]+1 Almost entirely cut - very weak
[ ]+0 Possibly bunk - no effect
Processing Speed:
[X]+5 Processed & marked shipped in 24hrs ---The GreenLeafLabs team has been doing a great job with packaging and shipping times :)
[ ]+4 Processed & marked shipped in 48 hrs
[ ]+3 Processed & marked shipped in 72 hrs
[ ]+2 Package is late
[ ]+1 Package is very late
[ ]+0 Never received package
Price Value:
[X]+5 Excellent - great value & low cost - yesss
[ ]+4 Moderate - worthy value & fair cost
[ ]+3 At-market - neither good nor bad
[ ]+2 Below-market - so-so value, high cost
[ ]+1 Exorbitant - low value, excessive cost
[ ]+0 Rip-off - little-to-no value, unjustified cost
Stealth & OpSec:
[X]+1 Vacuum-sealed Double vac sealed - Double vac sealed
[X]+1 Mylar/non-porous container
[ ]+1 Decoy/misdirection - Good shipping stealth
[X]+1 Low package profile :)
[X]+1 Good OpSec
[img] https://imgur.com/a/5ww7C - (5 pics) - both bags together
[img] https://imgur.com/a/YuKF2 - (10 pics) - blue haze nugs bag
[img] https://imgur.com/a/IOWl5 - (8 pics) - pinapple express bag
[img] https://imgur.com/a/jlDHh - (10 pics) - blue haze nugs
[img] https://imgur.com/a/KS3yq - (8 pics) - pineapple express nugs
[img] https://imgur.com/a/CcnYA - (11 pics) - microscopic bh pics (need a new microscope)
[img] https://imgur.com/a/gjDs7 - (13 pics) - microscopic pe pics (need a new microscope)
[vid] https://vimeo.com/183502525 - pineapple express nugs
[vid] https://vimeo.com/183504266 - blue haze high quality nugs
Got to try out GreenLeafLabs Pineapple Express for the first time. I'm impressed. He really does have some top shelf nugs imo. The Pineapple Express Taste citrusy/tropical. Perfect cure, tons of trichs and hairs. It really has that lime green taste. The buds are fluffy and pull apart nicely. Very loud smell as soon as you crack that last vacuum seal. Total goodness :) I have tried marleysmainman's Pineapple express and the buds look simimlar except GLL's is alot fluffier and less dry than marleysmainman's Pineapple Express imo. (Plus you do not have to worry about getting ripped off from GLL like you do with MMM.) The blue haze has alot of trichs and red hairs :) I can definatly feel the hybrid like high. Kind of a berry/fruity/tropical-ish taste.
No seeds in either strain.
tldr; prices for lazy;
Pineapple Express - TopShelf Indoor Weed: 7g $79, 14g $150, 28g $290, 1/4 LB $1120, 1/2 LB $2100, 1 LB $4000
Blue Haze - High Quality Weed: 7g $55, 14g $105, 28g $200, 1/4 LB $760, 1/2 LB $1460, 1 LB $2750
If you haven't checked out or tried GLL... Give him a try. Good people and Awesome weed products! :)
/u/GreenLeafLabs can be found on Alphabay, Dream and Valhalla.
so nice review and stuff. may i ask how much you earn for each review? is this a normal price for it or does every vendor pay a specific amount to you?
theres nothing wrong about that, i just would like to know to weight that in