Maybe it's because I am rolling balls atm, but reading this just felt right to me.
░▒▓█MESSAGE TO LAW ENFORCEMENT:█▓▒░
Welcome to my store front. I will keep this short and to the point for you.
I know that you are here to bust the bad guys and clean up the streets and all of those good things. I know what I am doing here is very much illegal.
I try to conduct my business differently than most.
I educate my customers to the best of my ability encouraging responsible experimentation and use of drugs rather than freely reeling out as much junk to as many people as possible regardless of any condition.
I believe that we, as human beings, should have the right to do as we please when it comes to the intake of drugs as long as we do it with an educated mind and with some sense of responsibility or safety.
If I think that you are in a bad spot, I wont sell to you. If I think you are a bad person, I will not sell to you. If I think my products are reaching children or families, I will not sell to you.
I will not expose myself to you on any level. I will not take outside payments of any sort. I will only accept payment over [removed: Evolution] Middle Earth Marketplace.
I will always change my packaging. I will always drive long miles to make drops. I will always drop in different cities and different states. I will never repeat a drop point.
I will never touch anything inside of my packages or outside of my packages at any point without gloves that will not leave the faintest hint of a fingerprint.
You can not profile a roll of the dice nor can you predict its next roll. I leave no trace and no pattern. I will wash my coins twice with two or more tumbling services.
I will not click or visit any links. I will not contact you over any method other than over this marketplace.
I do launder my coins properly through the appropriate channels. So forget tracing the money, you'll be left high and dry.
I do and have and always will pay taxes on my illicit earnings to keep you appeased and at bay.
I do not own guns nor do I like them, they scare me. I am NOT a violent person, I wont even fight someone that hits me. That's why im online.
I pay my bills on time. I donate to charity when i can. I help those in need and encourage positive things in life.
In my immediate, real life, no one knows what I do as I am not proud of it, it carries a very negative stigma thanks to the fruitless unnecessary war on drugs.
I am one person. I operate in total seclusion and secrecy. I am the only person aware of my actions and involvement.
Your time is better spent elsewhere, where it is actually needed and well spent. Get the bad guys. the ones with guns out to harm others.
Don't give that bullshit "It's making it more accessible to kids." If a kid could get on here and place a proper order with encryption. That's one hell of a smart kid and he's probably going to get it some other way anyways.
I am not one of those who is out to hurt people and I never will personally consume and lab test all non pharma that I carry. To ensure safety.
These people who buy from me are grown-ass adults, making their own choice on what they want to do to themselves, you are not in the place to tell them otherwise.
Let internet liberate people world wide. Its viral. And Unstoppable.
Sure you bust me, but are you going to bust us all?
And then if you do, do you really think we are going to go anywhere? No.
The dude was having a good ol' time and found something that gave him some feel goods, and all you jaded dickheads shit all over everything.
Personally, I appreciate the manifesto.
Enjoy your roll OP, the rest of you wankers enjoy peering out your dirty mini-blinds the rest of your night (and day and night and day).