[Vendor Review] TheoryofHarmony hulks

General Information Details
Vendor requires FE? Yes
Price before shipping: $300
Shipping cost: $7
Vendor Name: /u/TheoryOfHarmonyCS
Marketplace: DD
Products reviewed: x250 hulk xanax
International Shipping? No
Pictures: https://anonimage.net/view/rhjt1h7XU https://anonimage.net/view/WcVvTk4Jun
Customer Service Description
[X]+5 Superb - Polite, prompt, ensures satisfaction
[ ]+4 Good - Professional, exhibits customer care
[ ]+3 Satisfactory - Adequate responses, resolved issue
[ ]+2 Marginal - Subpar communication, partial resolution
[ ]+1 Bad - Poor communication, no resolution
[ ]+0 Awful - Abusive responses, no resolution
Product Quality Description
[X]+5 Highest purity - highly potent
[ ]+4 Mostly pure - potent
[ ]+3 Minor cut or impurity - strong
[ ]+2 Cut and/or impure - medium to weak
[ ]+1 Almost entirely cut - very weak
[ ]+0 Possibly bunk - no effect
Processing: Description
[ ]+5 Processed & marked shipped in 24hrs
[X]+4 Processed & marked shipped in 48 hrs
[ ]+3 Processed & marked shipped in 72 hrs
[ ]+2 Package is late
[ ]+1 Package is very late
[ ]+0 Never received package
Price Value Description
[X]+5 Excellent - great value & low cost
[ ]+4 Moderate - worthy value & fair cost
[ ]+3 At-market - neither good nor bad
[ ]+2 Below-market - so-so value, high cost
[ ]+1 Exorbitant - low value, excessive cost
[ ]+0 Rip-off - little-to-no value, unjustified cost
OPSEC/Logistics Description
[X]+1 Single (but effecive) Vacuum-Seal
[ ]+2 Multiple Layer Vacuum-Seal
[X]+1 Mylar and Visual Barrier
[ ]+1 Decoy Utilized
[X]+1 Proper NETSEC/PGP

TOTAL: 97% / 100%

Summary

TOH really came through with this. I had low expectations after getting fucked on TR and Hansa. So I took a risk and tried a DD with TOH after reading a few good things about him.

The bars are ON POINT. The are seriously gorgeous to look at, and will easily pass as pharma to any of my customers. They had a little powder on them, but it's nothing that can't just be blown off. The bars break evenly in 3rds, I also could manage to break them into 4ths.

Taste test was quite bitter, let one disolve on my tongue for a few seconds. Projectile vomit almost ensued. After taking 3 over the past 24 hours, I can deff say that these are at least 2mg in strength. Possibly more, I wouldn't be surprised.

Ordered Friday, shipped Monday. Received Wed. 2 DD wasn't expected at all! All an all, I had a great experience with him. No need for comms, my pack just showed up when it was supposed to.


Comments


[5 Points] TheoryOfHarmonyCS:

Well well well what do we have here?! Thanks for the awesome review my man! The team appreciates it!


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[1 Points] wishuwerethere:

I've only ever seen good things about TOH

i will be ordering from them for sure when I can get the btc together. got pretty fucked by AUK, so... glad someone is still reliable.


[1 Points] NomadicTucan:

Does he have Wickr?


[1 Points] AlpacaSean801:

I would love too order him, and I'm sure others would feel the same way, but why doesn't he press with more alp? My customers would bitch about the potency, the presses look nice though.