[Musical] So I wrote a theme song for the DNM's...

*Chorus +Bridge "Drugs in the Mail"

*I get my drugs in the mail, so tell me what you got for sale, and can I MultiSig or at least Escrow I might FE if I must, you better know I gotta trust that your stealth is as tight as my fuckin OPSEC!

Fire Up the VPN, the new Tor browser is your friend, come on down to our lovely corner of the Darknet Ain't no bitches, hoes or thugs, but we got plenty of good drugs MXE, PCP, but no Child porn!

So whacha want to buy, theres everything you like, maybe try BlueVikings latest batch of L Meth, Shatter, or #4, get some cocaine to your door Remember nothings means more than good feedback.

*I get my drugs in the mail, so tell me what you got for sale, and can I MultiSig or at least Escrow I might FE if I must, you better know I gotta trust that your stealth is as tight as my fuckin OPSEC!

If you ask me who's the best, I'll say the US fucking PS! Cause if people do their job we all get high And if your coins are good and clean, and the markets not being mean; then you might just get the drugs in your mailbox

So you got 2 packs in the air, and your kinda gettin scared its been 10 days out and no vendor response You shoulda checked the Grams profile twice, the feed back really wasn't nice and once again you gotta learn the hardway.

*I get my drugs in the mail, so tell me what you got for sale, and can I MultiSig or at least Escrow I might FE if I must, you better know I gotta trust that your stealth is as tight as my fuckin OPSEC!

+Yet another exit scam has left wondering if all our coins are lost, Last time it left us squirming and brought a heavy cost, Carders, Scammers, Refunders and Frauders and Verto-Kimble lick my ass heres to hoping darknet markets go on and no DDoS.

*

You can play this crazy game, but you'll never be the same, somehow you like rush more than the drugs But your pack came in the mail and maybe you'll make a sale then its back to reddit/dnm once again more

2c's, A-PVP, fentanyl and DMT, MDMA that'll put you on your ass, Agora. Nucleus, Alphabay and Abraxas did I mention there are metric tonnes of grass. liquid mushrooms, oxycodone, suboxone and fish scale too got your brain so upside down you're thinking Bailey Jay is Cute

*I get my drugs in the mail, so tell me what you got for sale, and can I MultiSig or at least Escrow You can play this crazy game, but you may never be the same

On the Darknet you can trust no one at all, On the Darknet you can trust no one at all, But on the Darknet you can really have a ball.

*chorus +Bridge

Copyright CC Lic. 2015

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Solely from my perspective. Stylistically inpsired by Porno for Pyros and Bob Dylan. Don't judge too harsh. Its meant to have a fun tone, uplifting and funny.
edited: F formatting issues


Comments


[5 Points] None:

TIL You can break auto-mod by producing music


[4 Points] TheReplierBRO:

I read it off spitting at Tech N9ne type speed. Didn't realize at the end it was supposed to be a Bob Dylan type beat. Turned a song into like a 40 seconds worth of bars lol


[3 Points] None:

I want to have, the very best

products for my buzz

Haven't received my kevlar vest

Oh man, is that the fuzz?

Suppliers want money, and make a plan

With customers willing to buy

Days later a package lands

It's time for getting high

DNM's (gotta do them all)

Man, I want some trees

Or maybe some 2C-B?

DNM's (gotta do them all)

Oh, you're my best friend

Just as long as you can vend

DNM's (gotta do them all)

More drugs than I can do

No more sniffing glue

I need weed, and you do too

DNM's (gotta do them all, gotta do them all)


[2 Points] inhibit0r:

Pure genius, thank you for sharing =) loves it


[1 Points] KevlarNChrome:

Nice! I love this sub. You should consider switching from C.C. to the BipCot No-Gov license, www.bipcot.org, for your future creative endeavors.


[1 Points] DareToHope:

I sung it out loud with a reggae upbeat sort of tone... i liked some parts, others could use some work lol.


[1 Points] RBRTPNG:

Iont wanna kill the DN with a dope text free,but the game is at.halftime and I'm throwed....so...Ima just drop some Xanax...thas bars..

Got my order up,sent that PGP Spent a fuck load, on that PCP// Tryna get them visuals Any change I got, Weed is the residuals// What's taking so long? Why all the markets down? I couldn't handle this shit if I was off that brown...// Man is Tor working properly? I had Tails but couldn't install it properly// Been 4 past the days when the pack shouldve arrived AM I'M BEING WATCHED BY LE JUST CUZ I'M TRYNA GET HIGH?!!// I got the game wrong...you seen the same song Fuck it I'm done the game is back on.//

Edit:: on mobile so this is trash format looking..Ima try to fix. EDIT Deuce:::Welp..


[1 Points] DOZENS_OF_BUTTS:

i luh dah smell uh dem briiiiicks / they whiter then sum mayo / and i can send it to yo house thru da may-ullllll

this is drug dealin' musiiiiiiiiic


[-7 Points] None:

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