I saved almost $1k by using the darknet to get medicine, instead of going to through the U.S. healthcare system

It all started 3 weeks ago, when satan and her temptress, the vagina, called me on a weekday trying to "hang out".
We had broken up about a week before but things had taken a more civil turn. Unfortunately i am weak and gave in to the unholy.

 

We banged.

Of course.

 

Fast-forward 1 week after no communication whatsoever.

 

Lucifer calls me in tears, saying shes stupid he used her for sex and he gave her something.

 

what.

 

Turns out the angel of darkness started fucking her ex right after we had broken up. Shit went south. He said he gave her an STD.

 

That night she goes to the ER, (in the U.S. no insurance) gets standard STD treatment (chlamydia and gonorrhea) antibiotics, std test, and pregnacy test and is sent out the door.

 

The next day I order the same meds from KOPTEVO on EVO for $42 with express shipping.

 

less then 2 weeks later i get my pills in the mail, Name brand in blisterpacks, all is well no more symptoms...

Diablous gets her bill in the mail,

 

$900+, and call saying she was positive for chlamydia.

 

TL;DR I saved nearly $1000 by purchasing prescription medication off of the darknet and self diagnosing myself, instead of going through the American Health care system. Also, stay away from sluts.


Comments


[171 Points] GIEV_RP_PLZ:

Thanks Obama


[58 Points] HitlersTaint:

TL;DR CONDOMS


[37 Points] MrNotGuilty:

Check out that DYI vasectomy listing


[25 Points] roadrunner5u64fi:

You should definitely go to one of those cheap ass sex clinics and get tested for STDs before you just down antibiotics and weaken your immune system.


[18 Points] None:

Insurance. Insurance.

Insurance.


[12 Points] some_generic_dude:

Your numbers are absurdly high. Try ebay for fish anitbiotics. Used to be able to get them on Amazon, but they apparently got scared. Same drugs, pharmaceutical grade, expiration date printed on the label, but labelled "not for human consumption." Fixed my strep twice in 6 years(I have grandkids now, so I get exposed). $20-ish each time.

You can get: tetracycline, doxycycline, amoxycillin, penicillin, ciproflaxin, cefalexin, and many more online on ebay. Fuck Obama and all the rest of the people the people who say you have to pay a fucking mint for some medicine that is dirt fucking cheap everywhere else in the world. I am 50-something and I go to the doctor once every 5-10 years, and the feds want me to pay 300+ dollars a month for mandatory health insurance? When I can heal myself for $25 every five years or so? Fuck that, fuck you, thanks.


[15 Points] None:

While this is a great story, I wouldn't recommend anyone diagnose themselves. Get that shit checked out homie.


[7 Points] imeyeless:

Diablous lmao. Everytime you mention her like she's some hell demon spawn, it's great.


[5 Points] None:

How does condom?


[3 Points] None:

who goes to an er over an std ? schedule an appointment with your family doc there i saved you 960 bucks. The er is for serious life threatening issues. Shit might burn but you can wait to make a appt even if you dont have insurance.


[2 Points] None:

thanks obama


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[2 Points] None:

You don't have to stay away from sluts, just stay away if you don't have a condom


[1 Points] deftware:

that's that gangster shit... again


[1 Points] 7_EaZyE_7:

Also, stay away from Diablous

FTFY


[1 Points] ep3ep3:

If you only knew how much the pharmaceutical industry is counterfeited. Most is made in India or China in very unclean, clandestine labs.


[1 Points] FriendlyDrugAddict:

This is bullshit, I walked into a USA clinic paid 10$ got a chlamydia test and antibiotics now I'm back at it.


[1 Points] LOLunlucky:

Props on getting something treatable. Cheers bro.


[1 Points] narbilistic:

Planned parenthood is your friend. Pay like $10 for everything.


[1 Points] Gross_Chemistry:

shooting


[1 Points] kanad3:

Hmm.. Stay away from sluts you say, by that Logic every woman should avoid you. STAY AWAY, ladies!


[1 Points] Thameswater:

This is one of the reasons I love living in the UK. Never had an STD but never paid for meds


[1 Points] Khagur:

This is a really good story man. I'll be sure to check the DNM next time I need a medicine like this.


[1 Points] None:

Lol god damn it. Chlamydia! You returned for more?


[1 Points] castawayaccountdawg:

Probably a market for chlamydia infested urine on DNM's, OP fucked up by not onselling it, lol fkn pleb


[1 Points] None:

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[1 Points] sean0101:

You must be very careful if you choose to order meds over the net.I suggest http://mybestrxmeds.com they have pretty good deals on a variety of ED meds, take a look at their site. I have had excellent customer support from them and they are very helpful.Good luck.


[1 Points] None:

You should go to pharmacy school


[0 Points] akcom:

Oh, those meds treat HIV?


[0 Points] ZeldaAddict:

First off, you're dumb as fuck.

Get Insurance, it's cheap. But from the look of this post, you're probably 14 and have no job or income. Kids these days...


[0 Points] Sloppy__Jalopy:

OP needs jesus.


[-1 Points] DrHGScience:

First off, nothing you have said invalidates my point. Even though the system is shitty, you still have to function within it. Second, quit trolling and trying to start an argument where there was none.


[-2 Points] None:

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