GuMbA Review
- Setting
Vendor
GuMbAwztyb7vlfcw6l4xd.onion/vendor/GuMbA
Market
BlackBank:wztyb7vlfcw6l4xd.onion
Product
2mg Xanax bars:http://wztyb7vlfcw6l4xd.onion/item/3586
Price/FE
$36, no FECountries
USA to USA
- Vendor
Service
5/5Shipping
5/5Stealth
3/5, handwritingSecurity
5/5, pgp, no major OPSEC flaws detectedCommunication
*/5, *not required
- Product
Weight
10 barsPurity
5/5, probs from a professional, Indian labPotency
5/5, seems on-point to yrs trlyPrice Value
5/5, $3.60/bar? yes, pleaseAesthetic
5/5, pure white bars
- Comments:
Well fuck a duck here goes my first BlackBank review. Agora's downtime sucks donkey balls, and meanwhile those fucking greedmongers over at Evo completely ruined an otherwise amazingly useful onion-commerce website in additional to fucking over lots of people & robbing a bunch of drug dealers all over the world, many of whom are likely dangerous. Between that and the massive interest from the Feds, well, good luck. Hopefully someone won't beat you to death in federal prison, shank you repeatedly with a crudely filed metal shiv or throw boiling baby oil mixed with uncooked rice from a ceramic-shop-made bowl in your face (the rice pellets scrape away the flesh as you instinctively attempt to wipe scalding oil from your agony-riddled visage). No, just a good shower-room beat down would be getting off lucky here. </scammerFUD>
And anyways what a bunch of faggots (*meant in the non-homophobic sense, btw; I think everyone here agrees: market exit scamming makes you a gigantor faglord of the highest order. Sorry if that offended anyone. Moving on.)
Yeah so minimal communication & the package arrived quickly, faster than I anticipated in fact, a pleasant surprise. There is something of a decoy involved, and the product is mylar-sealed, which is always a nice touch, but it's conventionally held that HANDWRITING a shipping label is a bad idea. The validity of this is arguable, but generally its tenets are as follows:
- Handwriting can be forensically identified for later incriminating correlations.
- Handwriting sticks out in the mail, aside from simple, personal letters.
- That said, care must be given in selecting a label printer that does not watermark small, virtually unreadable/invisible IDs with a tiny dot matrix component.
So GuMbA, if you're reading this: invest in a small label printer please. They're pretty cheap.
So I'm happy to announce I can recommend Blackbank Market thus far, plus this vendor and the product after a first transaction :) Good times, had by all.
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Checking comments & watching upvotes/downvotes, & I'm wondering something. I imagine one reads this post and has one of two responses:
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Why do that? Please, if you have a counter argument or a gripe, voice it here like an adult and let's discuss it. Assuming you are an adult.