My Pack is sitting at the Post Office

So I ordered 2 ounces of wax. It's been over a week so the vendor gave me the tracking info yesterday and it says the pack is just sitting at my local post office with an expected delivery date of 6/29 which was two fucking days ago. What the fuck do I do? Should I call the post office and tell them to deliver my fucking mail? I don't really wanna go in there and ask for it but should I? I keep wasting all my money on personal amounts of wax while waiting on my pack, thinking it's gonna show up any day now. and local wax is not cheap.


Comments


[7 Points] dnmthrowaway15:

2 ounces is a fuckload, that's what LE like.


[7 Points] BUTT_Advisory_Board:

You have up to 10 days to go pick it up. In the interim, go to a sex toy store. Buy a large butt plug. Keep it inserted for at least 3-5 days. Remove it only when you need to take a bowel movement. Right before you pick up the package, remove the plug. This way when you get busted (2 ounce wax is A LOT) your rectum will not be sore when your fellow inmates rape you because you sound like a real pussy. Good luck to you and your soon to be violated rectum.


[6 Points] None:

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[2 Points] honestlyimeanreally:

I'm worried they might be on to me

should I tank my plausible deniability by going in there and asking for the pack?

Clean house, sit tight. That's all you can do.

Hopefully you weren't checking tracking from your home computer :)


[2 Points] None:

just reschedule online.


[2 Points] FtLongBlackDong:

UPDATE: Apparently the zip code on the package is wrong. I went online to reschedule the delivery and it says the Zip code on the package does not match my usps profile's zip code. I'm like 99% sure I put in the zip code right. I get a few packs a month off DNM's and plenty of other packages too. Never had any shipping problems before. What the fuck do I do?


[2 Points] None:

6/29 wasn't that long ago, especially if the zip code is wrong. It probably just got re-routed back to the sorting facility and just now made it back to your local post office. I say wait a few days before panicking.


[1 Points] PurpleBeamz:

Clean house & hope for the best mate, please keep us posted on the situation. If we don't hear back from you we will just assume the worse.


[0 Points] None:

Hassling the PO means you give up that plausible deniability