Anyone know where I might find Kinder chocolate eggs in the US? They're illegal here but I really want some. Figured there might be a supplier in the dark net.
This will be an odd request
Anyone know where I might find Kinder chocolate eggs in the US? They're illegal here but I really want some. Figured there might be a supplier in the dark net.
[115 Points] Domestick:
[47 Points] aunty_unicorn:
Phwoar phuck me now I want a Kinder egg. My old dealer used to keep ten quid wraps of skag in a Kinder egg yellow toy thingy. The idea was if she got busted she could shove it up her snatch before the police had successfully kicked the door in. It must have worked because she was busted once and they made her strip naked and jump up and down over a mirror while a doctor watched (perverts,) anyway they declared her vagina to be empty of drugs and she came and sorted us all out a few hours post the bust. So yay for kinder eggs and toned up kegel muscles.
[29 Points] wombat2combat:
I do not think that any dnm vendor lists them but there are surely clearnet sites that ship them to the us.
[14 Points] DarkMarkThroAway:
Bahaha...
I JUST brought this up in another thread saying if US customs successfully confiscates thousands of Kinder Eggs every month I wouldn't order benzos in PILL form internationally as the pills show up on xray and can be sniffed by dogs.
But on to your point... you are safer ordering from a 'regular' vendor... they might even make Chinese knockoffs (aliexpress/alibaba) that would be easier to get in.
If you didn't already know the reason Kinder eggs are banned is because in America the FDA bans putting non food items within a food item. So... maybe if you REALLY want the chocolate and don't care about the 'prize' inside.. have someone buy you a bunch of eggs, crack/cut them open, remove contents and ship the 'prizes' separately. You could probably even reseal the prizes inside if its for kids or something with some melted chocolate.... Just my thoughts :)
[8 Points] None:
For anyone interested, Kinder Eggs are small with chocolate on the outside and a toy on the inside. 4 children have passed from ingesting the toys accidentally, consequently the US of A banned the chocolate eggs.
Side note, sounds like some graffiti artists here in NYC, chocolate on the outside, toy on the inside.
[8 Points] None:
I live in Canada I can ship you some if you want lol
[4 Points] s0lar:
[3 Points] PM_Me_For_Drugs:
This sounds just like something my ex would do.
You're not a French girl living in the U.S. are you?
[3 Points] BedSideCabinet:
I hope that's a throwaway because law enforcement are gonna be all over you for this.
I heard that they've 100% cracked Tor but they ignore most 'low level' drug dealers to not give it away and they only go for the Kinder Egg guys. Be careful.
[2 Points] breakherhip:
Lots of Mexican vendors in flea markets sell them in packs along with other foreign candy
[2 Points] Crazypens30:
It doesn't seem like such an unreasonable request, given that a couple of markets have sold coffee. Am I wrong?
[2 Points] CheezItsAndDoritos:
Go to any international type supermarket if you have one in your area. Should have lots of foreign goodies like that.
[2 Points] DabManGla:
Ill post you them bro no problem there only 50p
[2 Points] ColdEthyl13:
This is probably the purest request I've ever seen on this sub
[2 Points] None:
Try the Milky-web.
You can only buy dark chocolate from the Darkweb 😂
Edit - humour
[2 Points] hillbillybuddha:
How did this thread blow up so much? I thought it would get deleted, or at least I'd get laughed at.
But so many of you have been genuinely helpful. I've gotten ahold of one guy who offered to send me some and next week I'm going to drive to SF to check out a spot that suggested. If both those fall through, I may hit up someone else on here.
[2 Points] counterfeeder:
Someone who can buy it should just message you and mail it
[1 Points] 6thlvl:
Go to your local swapmeets or mexican stores. Pretty sure one or the other has them.
[1 Points] throwoutofwindowplz:
I can send you some if you are willing to pay for stealth shipping. Seriously.
[1 Points] None:
F you're serious pm me something and I'll ship you 10
[1 Points] flesy:
I can get you some 4 bucks each plus shipping domestic i can put up pics later if you want (dont ban me)
[1 Points] juksayer:
[1 Points] underground_crane:
Wouldn't the foil on the outside stop x-rays machines picking up the little plastic egg inside the chocolate egg?
[1 Points] sqrt7744:
I could mail you some. Look at my history and you'll see I'm not a crack head who wants 10 euros for blow.
[1 Points] Waddawegott:
Polish stores and some Italian stores carry them here in U.S. More so at the Polish stores. Doubt they have Polish stores in San Francisco
[1 Points] MollieIsYourFriend:
Sounds like a good way to get your hands dirty..
[1 Points] Jihonob:
$100 an egg. PM me
[1 Points] pappymase:
eBay got Em
[1 Points] d45f67h8:
Just go to random bodegas... they're illegal, but small corner stores still sell them... also, fucking why? they're thin shitty chocolate eggs with a shitty toy in them, they're not even good...
[0 Points] Dynamyght:
I live in the US and I can still get them, you just have to find low key family owned grocery stores
[0 Points] Herrobrine:
I have heard that they are available in nyc
[0 Points] chaos36:
I'm not sure if they were made specifically for the USA, or if it is a change with the product, but I recently bought Kinder Eggs at a Rocket Fizz candy store in the USA. I know this is a chain, but not sure how common this store is outside my area. The design was different than traditional eggs, and the egg was in 2 halves, not one piece. The toy was in between the 2 halves, but with a plastic tab that stuck out from the 2 halves of chocolate. This design made it legal in the US.
Again, I'm not sure if this is a permanent product change, or a version specifically made for the USA, but you can buy Kinder Eggs in the US now. Finding somwhere that carries them locally may be a challenge. I have seen them on Amazon though as well, along with many knock offs.
[0 Points] None:
I can become a vendor on DNM and start selling kinder eggs. vendor name: "kinderworld".
[0 Points] MyBankAccountIsLarge:
Liquor stores in San Francisco have them
[-4 Points] needlesandspoons:
This request is really odd
[-2 Points] None:
no sourcing smh /s
[-4 Points] KigurumiCatBoomer:
Wrong sub, shitposts belong on /r/darknetfaggots.
Darknet Chocolate. Simply irresistible.