[Vendor Review] Pelican_Vendor

DETAILED CHECKBOX
Vendor Name/Marketplace: Pelican/DHL
Product reviewed: 100x 110ug "Pelican Print" LSD tabs.
Product reviewed: 3g "Amazing, PURE FIRE DUTCH, UNCUT" MDMA.
International?: US->US
Vendor requires FE?: No[1]
Price before shipping: LSD: $200; MDMA: $120
Shipping cost: ~$5/pack[2]
Customer Service:
[X]+5 Superb: Polite, prompt, ensures satisfaction
[ ]+4 Good: Professional, exhibits customer care
[ ]+3 Satisfactory: Adequate responses, resolved issue
[ ]+2 Marginal: Sub-par communication, partial resolution
[ ]+1 Bad: Poor communication, no resolution
[ ]+0 Awful: Abusive responses, no resolution
Product Quality:
[X]+5 Highest purity - highly potent
[ ]+4 Mostly pure - potent
[ ]+3 Minor cut or impurity - strong
[ ]+2 Cut and/or impure - medium to weak
[ ]+1 Almost entirely cut - very weak
[ ]+0 Possibly bunk - no effect
Processing Speed:
[X]+5 Processed & marked shipped in 24 hrs
[ ]+4 Processed & marked shipped in 48 hrs
[ ]+3 Processed & marked shipped in 72 hrs
[ ]+2 Package is late
[ ]+1 Package is very late
[ ]+0 Never received package
Price Value:
[X]+5 Excellent - great value & low cost
[ ]+4 Moderate - worthy value & fair cost
[ ]+3 At-market - neither good nor bad
[ ]+2 Below-market - so-so value, high cost
[ ]+1 Exorbitant - low value, excessive cost
[ ]+0 Rip-off - little-to-no value, unjustified cost
Stealth & OpSec:
[X]+1 Vacuum-sealed
[X]+1 Mylar/non-porous container
[X]+1 Decoy/misdirection
[X]+1 Low package profile
[X]+1 Good OpSec/PGP
TOTAL: (100%)

Comments:

This review encapsulates two orders, one of which was my first from a major DNM.

/u/Pelican_Vendor was exceedingly straightforward when answering my initial questions about the process of using the markets; almost bordering on curt. No blame for that, as my queries were amateurish and could have been answered by reading the wikis a bit more closely.

The orders, spaced about a month apart, both took less than 5 hours to go from click to acceptance and landed at the destination within 3 business days. Both came in discreet packages that, while not overly subversive, were hidden enough to assuage a curious postal worker.

LSD:

Picture

The LSD tested well with Ehrlich and Mecke kits (Sorry, didn't take pictures). It certainly felt like quality LSD, though the only references I had at the time was a random strip of tabs. Dosage seems to be in line with what the label says and what other similar doses had made me feel.

The price per dose was fair for a US->US transaction, especially since I ordered during the bicycle week sale.

MDMA: Picture1 Picture2 Picture3 Picture4

Good-looking rocks that crushed well into capsules. I have never had MDMA before and was a bit disappointed with the lack of effects on 100mg taken via capsule. However, experienced friends that rolled with me assured me of the quality of this MDMA.

Note the weird looking black thing in the pictures. Not sure what that was, but it certainly wasn't MDMA. I'm not expecting FDA-level standards here, of course, so I didn't mind.

Compared to MDMAmphetamine, the price wasn't phenomenal. To be fair, 3g isn't a lot at all and it seems that Pelican has better deals for bulk orders.

[1] Pelican has listings with escrow and non-escrow configurations. I chose to forego escrow.

[2] Two orders from months ago, so I'm not certain how much the shipping was per order. Sorry!

[3] Prior to ordering, I almost expected any DNM orders to come stashed in cheap Chinese toys.

TL;DR: Ordered drugs; received said drugs. A+, would recommend.

Edit: Formatting.


Comments


[4 Points] JBlack788:

When you cut tabs in half, you should split them diagonally, just sayin ;)

EDIT: spelling


[3 Points] LSXD:

Is pelican still selling lsd?


[2 Points] None:

I don't remember his sheet prices being that cheap. Dang the good old days.


[2 Points] Tephines:

His sheet prices aren't even terrible. May have to try some for myself


[2 Points] None:

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