Sobering Up Sunday!

Now that you're sobering up from your DNM-fueled weekend, come tell us about your hijinks! A mod will give their favorite story each week a month of Reddit gold and a little something else which is a surprise! Winners may not disclose the surprise or they'll have it taken back. Curious what it is? You'll have to win to find out.


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[13 Points] WaltonTheGreat:

Haven't slept since the paycheck landed on Friday morning. White powders, brown powders, klonopin, Xanax, green buds, Quartz like shards (hence the no sleep since what seems like way longer than basically two days ago) that I finished off when the sun started to rise this morning mixed with a couple bags of dope, aka a Goofball for the uninformed. Fucking fantastic. Surfing that wave right now. My body wants to hit nod city but the meth has other Plans it seems. Craziest thing that happened this weekend was most likely just wandering around higher than a giraffes pussy letting homeless people take huge rips out of my stem if they were interested. One of em tried to fuckin stick me up, and that was the end of that. Fuckin goes to show what being nice gets you. I just wanna get the homeless population tweaked out and this motherfucker stood up off his bench like a grinch tryna steal my fucking Christmas. After some yelling and meth fueled insanity I flicked a cigarette in his face then took the opportunity to (Xanax told me to I swear) break my stem and whip it at dudes head for trying to attack me. Long story short, I got about 6-7 people high as fuck and then one dude just had to go and get greedy.

Looking back, offering meth to the homeless community around here as someone of my build and look really, really was just plain asking someone to stick me up. Surprised I didn't get got earlier on. All credit goes to the speed for giving me reaction times and thinking speeds I once thought unachievable, I truly reached a new level of tweaked the eff out that night for sure. (BAHAHAHAHHAHA)

Now before this turns into a meth fueled ramble about me getting fucked up and wandering the streets of the city and bonding on deep levels with people I'll never see again, giving them bars and tokes on the old meth pipe; I shall wrap it up. Today is the day to finally come down from that peak and it's going to be really shitty so I'm gonna roll a blunt and head out to cop some landing gear!

Hope everyone had a safe weekend. <3


[5 Points] None:

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[3 Points] Scamperillium:

Waking up Sunday to taking more acid


[3 Points] MLP_is_my_OPSEC:

Sobering up? I've been high since Friday night, and don't plan on stopping now.