Can I buy a friend on the darknet

I cannot find any IRL in my area


Comments


[87 Points] u4ickk:

I sell only the best, top grade 84% pure friends! Huge variety- black, white, yellow, brown, prices varying from 1-10 btc depending on the type. Fe only, domestic overnight shipping. 50% reship if they're not up to your standards guaranteed.


[21 Points] darkbrowser15:

Come hang out with me for free. Are you on the left coast or the right coast?


[13 Points] None:

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[14 Points] RectumToucher:

I have a shipping container full of whores. Most of them aren't damaged.


[11 Points] birbirian:

Try craigslist 'strickly platonic' personals sections. There's lots of people that are looking to make friends. For example some people move into new cities and don't know anyone and post ads looking to make friends. Watch out for dick pics tho, sometimes they just come oout of no where on CL.


[7 Points] None:

Sure 10 BTC


[8 Points] None:

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[4 Points] deftware:

I'll chat with you daily for a monthly bitcoin


[3 Points] The_Grid_Is_Up:

This post made me both happy (because it's funny) and sad.


[3 Points] None:

I'll be your friend G, just supply some good weed here and there, I'll bring some weed over here and there, we'll dip in some acid and other fun psychedelics and possibly oxy when I feel like playing with it. 5 btc, FE only.


[3 Points] Baraclough-X:

Didn't you hear? Selling friends is a booming business! Sorry, I'll reword that: "selling out" friends is a booming business. Just ask any vendor who's been flipped after getting busted by LE...


[3 Points] p710gav:

Any vendors sell friends in bulk?


[3 Points] GwernSexFantasy:

Is it possible to buy Gwern on the darknet?


[2 Points] twalker11:

If you a chick I can personally help. If your a dude I can find you some help.


[2 Points] hashmon:

Aww, OP. Where do you live?


[2 Points] Aluminum_Foil_Hat:

I have no friends IRL, I will be your friend. No charge, as long as you are not a weirdo


[1 Points] DaMenehune:

Can you afford a plane ticket?


[1 Points] SmauqDrogs:

I haven't any for sell but for rent there are plenty. Hmu for locations and rates


[-1 Points] None:

I don't know if your trolling, but there's plenty of chat rooms for lonely folk like yourself. Full of socially awkward weirdos not fit for the rest of society, leave a comment if you want some suggestions


[1 Points] None:

I've searched high and low, and while I've found ID's, no physical people were up for grabs. :(


[1 Points] notinthislifeanymore:

I just did on Agora. FE'd and will update


[1 Points] SirSamuelTheGreat:

You can rent one off back pages.


[1 Points] FriendlyDrugAddict:

If room, food, and drugs are included let's party.


[1 Points] Hank_Vendor:

You can't buy friends homie.

You can buy hookers (or rent them is probably a better idea) and you don't need tor.

Also might help if you stop sayin things like IRL


[1 Points] None:

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[1 Points] seducer4real:

"feds show up at door"


[1 Points] procowtipper:

I still ride with my day one niggas, I don't really need no new friends.


[1 Points] chroniccoucher:

Friend here!

Is for sale.

Cheap. Affordable!


[1 Points] FagDamager:

where are you located?


[1 Points] xanti45:

ahahahahahaha


[1 Points] just-chippin:

Sure, FE only


[1 Points] None:

Just paid for a friend on friends.onion

FE, will update


[1 Points] chrisbrooo:

I'm for sale, cheap too. Just like watch some movies and read stuff with me and shit


[-7 Points] None:

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