Moronic Monday - your weekly stupid questions thread!

Hey /r/DarkNetMarkets, it is time for Moronic Monday!

Post your questions here - stupid or otherwise - to get an answer. Anyone can post a question and the community as a whole is invited and encouraged to provide an answer. Many questions get submitted late each week that don't get a lot of action, so if your question didn't get answered before, feel free to post it again.

If you are a noob, check out our comprehensive FAQ; it is essentially a guide for buying from a DarkNet Market. You may also find it helpful to take a look at our informative community posts, which are full of valuable information and tips.

We do ask that you refrain from abusing noobs in this thread. Remember that everyone had to start somewhere.

Also, please refrain from asking sourcing questions or vendor recommendations in this thread. Those posts will be removed.

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[5 Points] None:

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[4 Points] None:

When will /u/RIP_Meth_9000 be made the head mod? Soon I hope.


[3 Points] None:

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[2 Points] RIP_Meth_9000:

OH....just because I don't have a stupid question to ask right now, does not mean I won't think of one later....Bahahahahahaha!!!!!!


[3 Points] Thr0wMeAway666:

Any market where I can buy some readent test kits? Pls no dancesafe or bunk police links ty.


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What is this?


[2 Points] iamunlimited:

Um, I need help for my weed smoking precision. My lungs feel clenched whenever I take a hit. Can I smoke without using my lungs? Like with my nose? Or my dick? Thank you so much for helping me if you can!


[2 Points] None:

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[2 Points] None:

I am pretty dumb but would like to make my first purchase. How long did it take you guys to "study" to make your first go of It.


[2 Points] thisisajoke999:

Hey - A lot of the references I've read in tutorials etc are markets that are no longer up - where is hot right now? How to decide which of the many markets?


[1 Points] Demongoka:

I've been trying to log onto CM, but every time I enter the captcha is tells me invalid code. What's happening?


[1 Points] SomethingCatche:

Thinking about finally ordering something, everything is set up and checked just curious as I haven't gotten that far yet, but how do you give the vendor your address details? Is it expected to send them a message separately or when you buy does it have a way to send it to them etc, thanks!


[1 Points] WalozoDu03:

What about the carding university guide? What can you really do with those info?


[1 Points] darkhorsenetmind:

Something I've always wondering about "cleaning house". Does that include pirated movies, tv shows? Basically I can clean house so there isn't a remote sign of anything related to drugs or anything else illegal or a digital trace to my dnm activites. Except I have much pirated digital content like movies etc.


[1 Points] SersMeurs:

Is the Guides Seller section in the Alphabay Forums gone for anyone else or am I shadowbanned or some shit? I can see pinned threads, but regular threads are gone.


[1 Points] YTN:

Is the Australian market dead?


[1 Points] costa-nostra:

I was wondering if cartridges work on normal e-cigs or need some special one?


[1 Points] dnm_rigamaroll:

if a package is stuck in customs is it ok to email usps from a dnm email adress? probobly not but i want my damn package and it hasnt moved in a month. Seriously it has been at the same station marked as "processed " for OVER a month wtf


[1 Points] ohshitdnm:

Will I get a cd from ordering lsd from hot stuff? I tried to make sure I had EVERYTHING right on the step by step dnm noobs guide to place my first order, but I didn't know the thing about the Netherlands!! So now I'm just a little sketched, but this doesn't definitively mean anything is going to happen does it??


[0 Points] None:

Is my dick supposed to be curved the way it is? Is like a 34 degree arch to it, as normal. But I swear, it looks like a banana or something. It's got this curve to it now. Is this ok? Is it normal? Perhaps the ladies will like it more? I don't want them to think it's deformed or anything.