I never thought that there would be so many markets, but each seems to have personality and some uniqueness.
If each Darknet market was a person at a party, what kind of person would each one be?
I never thought that there would be so many markets, but each seems to have personality and some uniqueness.
[53 Points] hugsfordrugs:
[8 Points] harshthrow:
TMG would be the lovable hippy sitting in the corner tripping balls. He doesn't deal, but he's got a phone full of all the best suppliers in town.
[6 Points] Trappy_Pandora:
Pandora would be the host of the party, the kind of host that would go, "woe is me, I had to set up the party and clean up after it, alone" despite many offers of assistance.
[2 Points] allobarbital:
Agora: He would be the handsome guy who is new to town and is quickly making waves, yet you remain suspicious. The person you see as a quiet threat, but you remain silent b/c no one has anything but praise at this point.
BlueSky: She’s the one you would never date, because you don’t find her attractive, but you recognize her uniqueness and quality as a person. You feel guilty that you can’t acknowledge this, and because you largely use her to fill in social gaps when you don’t have anyone else to speak with.
SilkRoad 2.0: He’s the down on his luck kind of guy that you feel bad for, but feel even worse about yourself b/c you try to avoid them at all costs. He can’t seem to catch a break and you know you should listen and be supportive, but you can’t stand to hear another fucking story about being in a wreck, broke, losing a family member or the latest medical issue.
TMP: She’s the one that you spend hours ahead of time praying to God she doesn’t show, but is always there. Her voice is shrill and condescending and you seem to have a receptor on your spinal cord that only gets activated in her presence. Manages to have a story for every conversation about something she contributed, but is 100% insignificant
[2 Points] None:
If I was 17 years old, what kind of posts would I make on a subreddit about breaking laws?
[1 Points] UndefinedExperience:
I really don't know about the others, but I am pretty sure Silk Road 2 would be that guy getting his ass beat by a group of people for talking shit.
[-8 Points] SmellYaLater:
Who gives a shit? Can we not turn this place into /r/askreddit?
[-46 Points] Wiene:
This is the dumbest shit ever man. You're breaking federal laws, not watching a popular tv show.
Fucking downvote me all you want, this sub needs to realize that prison time is a very real possibility.
Oh shit, this is gonna be fun.
SilkRoad 2.0: Never shows up with any liquor, food, etc, but also never hesitates to take more than his fair share of the supplies. When confronted about the issue, makes multiple lame excuses but promises to bring something next time. Never does.
Agora: Everyone knows him, he's really popular, but no one really knows anything about him. He's accepted and tight with everybody but we all still wonder what's underneath his bold exterior.
Evolution: That shady-ass dude in the corner trying to convince another friend to buy something that he's stolen. He's really a nice guy but a total klepto.
TMP: Total fucking nerd, but cares about everyone deeply. He's the caretaker of the party, making sure everyone's being completely safe. Every now and then he'll start preaching about how to stay safe by doing this and that until everyone eventually tunes him out, but he's still loved and at the end of the day we all appreciate what he's trying to do.
BMR: Your best fucking friend. With you through everything, always tells you the truth, even when it hurts. Would fight the entire world with you. He's not the most handsome guy, the most athletic, the smartest; hell, he doesn't have a single redeeming feature aside from his intense loyalty. But he's your best mate, and you'd never leave his side. Until he suddenly has to move to another country one day ='(
BlueSky: Just a good 'ole boy. Always reliable, has never caused anyone any problems, always has a smile on his face. If you need something, he's there. He may not be the life of the party but he's a trusted friend indeed.
SheepMarketplace: That one motherfucker that everyone wants to kill in the end. New guy in town, very good looking. Instantly everyone falls in love with him but you're suspicious, he's earning trust too fast. He starts hanging out with your crew, steals your girlfriend, suddenly he is THE GUY. He's at the party telling everyone that he's seen you naked in the locker room showers and you have an Asian dick, while everyone laughs and points at you. Two months later he abruptly disappears having hot-wired and stolen your car, given your now EX-girlfriend gonorrhea, and vandalized your house.