[Vendor Review]GrandpaJoe

Details

Vendor: [GrandpaJoe]

Market: [Evolution]

Product: [FREE SAMPLE] + [3G of "Purps Shatter"]

Shipped from: [United States]

Shipped to: [United States]

FE? (y/n): [NO]

Communication: [14] / 10

Stealth: [10] / 10

Shipping time: [10] / 10

Price: [free] / 10 -- [$20/g for Purps Shatter]

Aesthetics: [10] / 10

Weight: [10] / 10

Quality: [10] / 10

Transaction: [10] / 10

Vendor: [10] / 10

Drug: [10] / 10


Let me first start by saying I apologize for the garbage formatting. I will edit this post when I can figure out how to properly create a table, lol.

That said, this will be short as I don't have a whole lot of time to do a thorough review. GPJ has been extremely kind to me in all of my interactions with him and I have to say that he has grown on me. The stealth was excellent. I received a Christmas card that felt very personal. It came to me in a timely manner considering the time of year and was packaged VERY securely. There were multiple vacuum seals and the wax was contained within a small baggie and inside of that it was neatly wrapped in parchment paper. I couldn't be happier with what I received. This is truly a merry Christmas for me! FOR FREE, I was gifted 1g of Willy's Wonder shatter. I have yet to try the product but this is a vendor review...not a product review. I will edit in a review later though.


Before I even received my free sample though GPJ was running a contest and a special sale price for his "Purps Shatter". He was charging $20/g with a chance at winning 2 additional grams on top of the gram you "paid" for (total of 3g). I saw he only had 3g left in stock so I bought them all. Around here $60/g is pretty typical so it was a hella good price either way and I wasn't FE'ing so worst case I would just have $60 tied up in a dispute for a while. I took a chance and received 5g instead of the 3g that I ordered! I got 5 grams for $60. You just CAN'T beat that. It came in as the same consistency as the Willy's Wonder but a tad bit darker. I would attribute that to the material used as well as the strain. Either way it still looks pretty good and smells dank! I will review this as well when I get a chance. As I mentioned in the comments I am working so I do not want to dab myself into a coma currently, lol.

He is my new go-to and I highly recommend him to anybody on the fence. You won't be sorry!!!


Product Review:

Willy's Wonder:

Honestly, I am going to be ordering more of this. It had to have been some of the smoothest vapor I have yet to inhale. Taste was very sweet, though I would say a bit mild in terms of any robust, outstanding flavor. I couldn't really put my finger on exactly what it tasted like but it didn't "stick" to my throat or anything like some other concentrates I have tried. Upon dabbing it the quality become very clear as there was no popping or smoldering of any kind. Anyone familiar with this strain of bud knows that it is an indica heavy hybrid and true to its nature it had me buzzin' good! It was a great start to my night as I hadn't smoked (rather vaped) anything ALL day and normally I partake throughout the day. It wasn't overwhelming but one dab (eyeball'd it to be about .075) got me STONED. I was very happy to sit and relax with just that dab but then I might be burned at the stake for not reviewing all of the product that I received so the night went on.

Purps:

This is where things start to get a bit hazy. I remember deciding to do a significantly smaller dab as I DIDN'T want to be unable to review that night as I had intended. Anyways, the taste was a bit heavier than the Willy's Wonder (as in it didn't hit as smoothly) but that's nothing to be ashamed of as the Willy's Wonder is some of the best wax I have ever had (SHILL!). Again, there was no popping or smoldering of any kind on the nail. The smell of this shatter was a bit more pungent and the taste was good from what I can recall. The problem is that after dabbing the Willy's Wonder (a bit too much admittedly) the dab of the Purps was just TOO MUCH indica, lol. I couldn't help but nap like a baby and I am STILL tired after 12 hours of sleep. I had an amazing body high and overall sense of euphoria and I would really like to experiment with this product when I am a little less stoned. I think it would be excellent to mix with a bit of sativa as the combination of an indica-dominant hybrid and a sativa usually puts me juuuuust right :).


Pics:

(William's Wonder Shatter)

http://anonimg.com/img/238760a6654a7fc9b210473432e11227.jpg http://anonimg.com/img/f9f25f7bff0b6b580ea6c515db8a8366.jpg

(Purps Shatter)

http://anonimg.com/img/fd880e45c7a61735d3b4f758950f7c1b.jpg http://anonimg.com/img/dbe93b163f2769b79b3666550c1a5218.jpg

Sorry for the sideways pic. It read "Thanks 1G Williams Wonder - Not on market yet GPJ" -- He sent it out well before this listings went up! What a swell dude.

I also placed an order for 3g's of his Purps shatter and will include that in this review as well...when I get the opportunity to do so.

Edit: I AM SO EXCITED I COULD SHIT. Apparently I won his contest! Pics to come :)!

Edit 2: I added pics of the "Purps Shatter" and did a short review on the product (NOTE: I AM WORKING AND CANNOT DAB CURRENTLY). I will add more information post-self-medicating.

Edit 3: I added in a review of the product!


Comments


[1 Points] dnmthrowawaygpj:

I created a throwaway while I am working. Give me some time. I put this up before I could create a thorough review due to my excitement. FUCK ME RIGHT?


[1 Points] None:

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[1 Points] This_Is_That_Moment:

I can't say for sure whether or not this is a shill but I can vouch for grandpajoe. I have received my order and it has been qualitative.


[1 Points] streetprice:

Got my $20g Shatter sample today as well smells so amazing looks just like your pics very pleased GrandpaJoe is legit.


[1 Points] None:

Pretty jealous you got 5g for 60$, hella of a deal if you in the right place :)


[1 Points] grandpajoe_dnm:

Thanks for all the good words and congratulations on winning the contest! If your luck continues maybe you'll win the Ounce of flower and Gram of oil I'm giving away as a thank you for getting me up to Level 3!

GPJ


[1 Points] dnmthrowawaygpj:

I have added a simple review of the product. I wish I could describe everything in more detail but I jotted down what I was capable of remembering. Sorry again for not having this edited in originally. I didn't feel confident in testing a new product while I worked and, apparently, rightfully so! This product had me napping HARD shortly after dabbing the Purps shatter.

/u/grandpajoe_dnm - could you tell me what strain the Purps shatter is made from? Is it just a combination of indica-dominant strains?


[-1 Points] 1percentof1:

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