Backstory - A friend of mine got Xanax off me and gave it to someone he knew that I never met.
Go to hang with said friend, Sham, and he had a chick with him. We were talking and I'm coming off ridiculous. I was going on about my multiple stints in the ER so I guess she felt comfortable around me to speak her mind.
So as she was leaving I asked,
"Wait are you the girl that bought Xanax off Sham?" Sham goes "yeah, he's the one that has the bars"
I go "so why'd you take it?"
She goes "Well my bf broke up with me after."
I'm like "No way can you leave the car without giving us the full story."
Her next line almost gave me a fit "I took the Xanax so I could try anal with my bf."
Single most hilarious reason I have ever heard someone take xanax.
With no tolerance to the 4mg bar she blacked out for a day and fought her bf over text. And he broke up with her because he was straight edge and didn't understand her irrational actions. Threatened to file a restraining order and harassments​ suits. No chill.
They had been dating for a month and she bought him a $300 bag. I volunteered Sham and I to go rob the guy for the bag back
Just proper ettiquete is all. She politely declined but after she left the car Sham and I couldn't stop laughing.
Tl;dr: More bars more life more everything.
The ANAL Must Flow!!!!
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