Moronic Monday - your weekly stupid questions thread!

Hey /r/DarkNetMarkets, it is time for Moronic Monday!

Post your questions here - stupid or otherwise - to get an answer. Anyone can post a question and the community as a whole is invited and encouraged to provide an answer. Many questions get submitted late each week that don't get a lot of action, so if your question didn't get answered before, feel free to post it again.

If you are a noob, check out our comprehensive FAQ; it is essentially a guide for buying from a DarkNet Market. You may also find it helpful to take a look at our informative community posts, which are full of valuable information and tips.

We do ask that you refrain from abusing noobs in this thread. Remember that everyone had to start somewhere.

Also, please refrain from asking sourcing questions or vendor recommendations in this thread. Those posts will be removed.

P.S. Check out /r/DarkNetMarketsNoobs, where it is Moronic Monday everyday!


Comments


[10 Points] None:

Are drugs Bad?


[3 Points] itstatum:

What happened to MXE


[3 Points] None:

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[3 Points] CatchHere001:

How is Etizolam different from a normal Benzo? I've noticed they've gotten somewhat popular with people and I'm wondering what's so good about them.


[2 Points] jfriedman1:

so I havent used a dnm in a while, and I just got back into it. I was looking at some posts and it seems some shady stuff is going on with the markets. Whats the best one to use right now?


[2 Points] Astranger2u:

So I don't want to give any personal info to bitcoin (cuz I'm weird like that) so I've decided to buy my bitcoin in cash. My question is how does that even work? i give them money through my bank, but how do I receive the BItcoin?


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[1 Points] ZedsDeadHomie:

Shipping tips?


[1 Points] speckledfreckle123:

I purchased bitcoin through LBC via cash deposit at Bank of America, and they asked for ID. Is this some new policy from BOA, or could it have just been the terms of that account? There was no indication on the LBC account that this would be required. I didn't want to ask, as it would appear shady... is there nowhere left to purchase bitcoin anonymously? I used to do in person cash but I've been burned a couple times, so I stopped doing it


[1 Points] HiFiDuino:

z


[1 Points] ireallymissSR1:

Pack sitting in customs all day.. possible CD?


[1 Points] Tossingthislatertho:

Is it nessisary to upgrade tails? I'm still on 1.8 and too lazy to learn how to upgrade


[1 Points] None:

Why do all the sites have .onion at the end? Literally none of the links I click on from this sub work for me. None of them. Would like to find a reputable and timely Cannabis dealer though so if someone can direct me toward that that would be great.


[1 Points] raviolibear:

Stupid question but any way I can buy bitcoin that doesn't take 5 business days?


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[1 Points] Kaptcho:

What provision do markets charge? I'm wondering if it is less than eBay.


[1 Points] GoOnAndWalkItOut:

Is there anyone who can possibly spot me .001 bits? If so please PM...thanks.


[1 Points] vandelayInd666:

Where can i get a forum token to join DHL?


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[0 Points] Elmo-Fud:

Mommy why is the meth blue?


[0 Points] FuckTheJakes:

Has anyone tried burning their mailbox down instead of their house?


[0 Points] barberfuckface:

How are disputes resolved when the vendor doesn't have tracking info?


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[0 Points] fractal_heart:

Are there any decent teslas left? Newbie here. I know just from personal experience (irl) that there are a LOT of fake ones out there. I would also like to know, what is the best way to choose between all the different beans floating around? Between blue bugatti's, blue barclay's, orange teslas, green starbucks, etc etc how does anyone choose?! help me decide which ones are the best (including any i didn't mention).


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[-1 Points] OpiLuvr:

Yay, first moron signing in.