So I got drunk and bought a g of coke from rs6 on Alphabay, anyone have any advice?

It's B grade stuff according to the feedback on the vendor's page. I've never done coke but it is on my bucket list. Should I go buy a coke testing kit? I have Marquis kit but coke isn't listed under the possible reactions. Coke purity testing kits are also insanely expensive, more so than the g. Should I send it to a lab to test it?

What should I do to make sure its actually coke? Also how should I store it? Right now I'm just keeping it in a dark cool place.


Comments


[16 Points] SpaceExplora:

You ordered a gram, not a kilo. You don't have to worry about storing it.

Pour it all out into something smooth and non-porous like a mirror/glass. Then crush it with a credit card. Scrape any that sticks to the card off with another card. Then chop the shit out of it with the card edge. Then use the edge to brush some off into a line. Then put that shit in your nose.

You can stretch 1g into a day or two if you really try, but the cocaine will tell you when it's time to do more cocaine and very soon there will be no more cocaine.

... now I'm sad.


[4 Points] undeadhead420:

i mean its probably just 50/50 coke / cut im sure its nothing harmful, no matter where you get coke from (unless you make it) there WILL be cutting agents in it, end of story. you'll be good you just might have to do alot to feel much.


[4 Points] None:

Take a bump and see how you feel....the best test of all.


[3 Points] RIP_Meth_9000:

get drunk again & snort the damn coke!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


[2 Points] retroracer:

jesus, this sub is more entertaining than it has any right to be


[1 Points] GotMyOwnDealDough:

U shud cancel if you can and get some better stuff half g of fishscale would be million times better.


[1 Points] None:

If you're drunk you won't notice the quality. Party on!


[1 Points] stilldogman:

I'd probably DO the drugs.


[1 Points] julian6:

Can you update on the quality? Is it worth the price?