Vendor review - thoth777 on DreamMarket

This one should be a bit different as today I'm not bar-tarded out, I'm not tripping balls having revelations with an ant on my bathroom wall-- I'm coked the fuck out!

Vendor - thoth777

Market - DreamMarket

Product - "1G Raw Fish Scale Cocaine"

Price - $104.07

Countries - Ships from USA, and ships Worldwide!

Shipping - Amazing. It took 2days and 1hr according to DreamMarkets system msgs to be exact. I'm looking at where "the seller has accepted your order".

Stealth - Great stealth no mylar though honestly mylar isn't even neccessary , I could've opened it infront of family and they would've thought it was something random from family elsewhere. (This isn't specific as in the rules I cannot disclose specifics.)

WARNING I AM ON GOOD COCAINE COMMENTS ARE LONG AND DRAWN OUT

Comments:

Okay so overall this vendor is spot on Grade A+++. This is my first time with this vendor, but that's all I can really say at this current time. I looked at feedback on the markets first, then looking at DNM Avengers, after doing a decent amount of "research" looking for the following: Domestic vendor with GOOD Quality cocaine (Atleast 70% pure in my opinion).

Thoth777 actually surprised me with something, it's about his OPSEC. He actually says in his profile the following and I think it's awesome personally, I hear about vendors being too lazy to decrypt messages and whatnot, fuck that this dude knows whats up! Look here from his profile:

NON-PGP MESSAGES WILL BE IGNORED. DO IT TWICE & YOU WILL BE BLACKLISTED.

Vendors overall service/quality

The service from this vendor was great, I received it quick as shit! And, obviously, as the DNMAvengers wrote themselves, this product seems to be almost 80% and I can't even feel the levamisole. At least not yet..if I can even differenciate between Cocaine and Levamisole bodily sensations or reactions as I am not very experienced with cocaine that has been tested with results thrown in front of me; only in the past had done some powder off the street that who knows what it was.

Description of product quality while on the cola

Took 2 bumps at 2pm then 4 bumps since then-- last bump was 10 mins ago. it is exactly 5pm now. Again with the product quality..First things that come to mind right now are: I feel euphoric, as in senses heightened, NOT tweaky, I keep burping, hands a little sweaty, I'm awake! I'm very aware of my surroundings. Not benzo'd out! I smoked a blunt and took one dab earlier in-between bumps and I feel as if I don't even feel the weed high really at all, or maybe if I didn't smoke the weed I'd be feeling more jittery/anxious-- maybe the weed helped mellow the high out a bit. I started with tiny tiny bumps.. heated up a plate in the microwave until it was fairly hot to touch, this cocaine is rocky, or moreso..chunky. Like if you don't have a hotplate or a microwave &glass plate and you're just trying to chop this shit up on your expensive ass iPhone 6 (like I was trying to do at first) you'll get SOMEWHERE with it but overall, your awesomely pure cocaine is really flying all over the place as it softly splits into tinier chunks. This shit needs heat! Oh, and one last thing.. I'm talking to other people wayyyyyy more than I usually would, not horribly noticable but someone asked how many coffees I've had today... ;)

I can't even put a TLDR for this, you either read it or you don't :)

Edit: Sorry, forgot to put product in title, too pumped :)

WILL POST PICTURES LATER ON! Wish I got some pics as soon as I got it, not sure if it was just the hot weather or what but it was almost like a... pressed patty of kief is the only way I can really describe it but in the best way possible not in a negative way.


Comments


[2 Points] TheLastCig:

Fuck I probably should've put the name of the product in the title huh?


[2 Points] UnclePsych0:

I can't even put a TLDR for this, you either read it or you don't :)

Lmao this is me every time I end up writing a book because I'm wayyy too fucking spun off of new gear. Glad to hear you like it man!

(Also totally opened this because I thought this fucking vendors name was thot hahahah)


[2 Points] maxturbator:

Seems a little pricey. You seem amped about the quality tho. You figure it's worth it over some of the other options out there?