Being a vendor you come across all sorts of characters. You receive tons of messages a day, some are abusive, some are criticism, some are praise, and some are just downright weird.
I'd like to share with you guys a little blurb that was sent to me with a customer's address today:
"Meep meep! Said the Roadrunner! And the Coyote decided, why am I doing this, wasting my life seeking meaningless revenge? Let me go back to my family and raise my children and roast marshmellows by the fire during Christmas.
Said the Roadrunner, "I fucked your wife you cuckfold faggot. LOL. MEEP MEEP."
And so the Coyote pulled a Christ Benoit, and spent the rest of his life chasing that deranged Roadrunner.
Okay so I've been drinking and... if you feel it's worthy you may post that on reddit and also... what gives you the most joy and meaning out of life because I have been searching for so long."
To answer: what give me the most joy and meaning out of life? Watching those orders come in and those "5/5 BEST COKE I'VE EVER HAD IN MY LIFE"
I am, TheRoadRunner.
wait.. people roast marshmallows by fire during Christmas? I heard chestnuts before, but why marshmallows? That's for campfires.