EDIT: A few of these reviews are a bit older. Please read the comments for any updates, and I've updated a couple of entries here to reflect serious matters. Always get a few opinions before deciding to use a vendor you're not already familiar with.
Thank you to those who've commented to help keep these updated.
Hey there, kiddos. Ok so here comes another long round of vendor reviews over the past couple months from your diligent correspondent, entactoBob. Some of these vendors are old and some of them are new, but either way, hopefully it helps some good redditors out in sorting out which vendors are worth a damn. Thanks all for reading, please up-vote for visibility, and a special thank you to all the vendors on the DNMs for having the bravery, valor, and capital drive to do what you do. You are pioneers, each of you, and from all of us who patronize the various shops and markets, we salute you. Now rock on.
REVIEWS
4-FA - 1g DOMESTIC ("Very high quality")
$45 from PeterTheGreat
$7.80 - USPS Priority + Decoy - 3 days
Rating | |
Communication: | 10 / 10 |
Stealth: | 9 / 10 |
Shipping time: | 9 / 10 |
Price value: | 9 / 10 |
Aesthetics: | 9 / 10 - sticks to side of bag |
Weight: | 10 / 10 - dead-on |
Quality: | 10 / 10 |
Transaction: | 10 / 10 |
Vendor: | 10 / 10 |
Drug: | 7 / 10 - a reflection of how I feel about the drug |
TOTAL SCORE: | 93 / 100 |
So $45 is an okay price, but really, the 4-FA goes pretty quickly. I like to break it into 50mg capsules, the perfect amount for a starting point. When you're just trying to keep it together, 50mg is a really great mood + energy booster that can pull you through an otherwise lethargic, shitty day... 2-FA is a great friend to have along to help you adjust back to normal biological clocks' sleeping patterns, too, if you're experiencing dopamine down-regulation.
What's great about this particular substance is that you can step up the amphetamine-like effects at 100+mg and activate the serotonergic parts seemingly by stepping up the dose to a good 200mg, and it stacks well, meaning you don't have to drop a full 200mg right off the go - you can take your time getting there and the results become MDA-like, in all the best ways. Certainly worth checking out the upper milligram range when you're not worried about productivity.
50x CLONAZOLAM .5mg TABLETS ("Xanax & Klonopin Hybrid")
$20 from VeteranRC
$6.50 - USPS Priority 2-4 Days - 3 days
Rating | |
Communication: | 10 / 10 |
Stealth: | 10 / 10 |
Shipping time: | 10 / 10 |
Price value: | 10 / 10 |
Aesthetics: | 10 / 10 |
Weight: | 10 / 10 |
Quality: | 8 / 10 - pills were very crumbly |
Transaction: | 10 / 10 |
Vendor: | 10 / 10 |
Drug: | 9 / 10 - I'm a fan of this drug |
TOTAL SCORE: | 97 / 100 |
Here's what I like about Clonazolam: it's quasi-advertized on the DNMs as "Xanax & Klonopin hybrid", but really it's the Klonopin version of Etizolam. Chemically, it's just like Klonopin, but rather than having a benzo ring attached to a diazapine; it has a thieno ring attached to a triazolo ring formed on R5 and R7, just like etizolam is to alprazolam, and that attaches to the diazapine core.
And I can feel the same skeletal-muscular relief that tiz brings on, but it's heightened and some how feels heavier, the same way Klonipin feels heavier and lasts longer than Xanax.
I'm a fan of this drug, too; these listed merits are just that: merits. The one thing I will say is that it has a bad tendency to cause amnesia. A demerit, if you will... because it'll totally wipe out your memory for an evening in as low a dose as 0.5mg, and that's a little bit alarming to some people, so be forewarned. If you're unfamiliar with benzos in general I advise starting out with 0.25mg.
25x DICLAZEPAM 1mg TABLETS ("Double Duration Diazepam")
$12.50 from VeteranRC
$0.00 - Combined Shipping - 1 days
Rating | |
Communication: | 10 / 10 |
Stealth: | 10 / 10 |
Shipping time: | 10 / 10 |
Price value: | 7 / 10 |
Aesthetics: | 10 / 10 |
Weight: | 10 / 10 |
Quality: | 8 / 10 - pills crumble too easily |
Transaction: | 10 / 10 |
Vendor: | 10 / 10 |
Drug: | 5 / 10 - reflection of how I feel about the drug |
TOTAL SCORE: | 93 / 100 |
Decided to broaden the scope of the experiment a bit and checkout these long-acting valium pills. Not quite what one expects when considering the duration and the similarity to Valium, the original benzodiazapine. Umm, mostly the effects are long-lasting, somewhat subtle but there enough to be inebriating, and overall, I can't say I'm a huge fan of this substituted-benzo. Maybe check it out if this is the type of low-level buzz you're looking for, but it's not terrificly recreational, and doesn't do wonders for me as an anxiolytic or hypnotic... so...
1g Gram Mr. Nice Guy Indica Hybrid
$10 from batwhatman
$6.00 - Priority Mail - 2 days
Rating | |
Communication: | 10 / 10 |
Stealth: | 10 / 10 |
Shipping time: | 10 / 10 |
Price value: | 10 / 10 |
Aesthetics: | 10 / 10 |
Weight: | 10 / 10 |
Quality: | 9 / 10 |
Transaction: | 10 / 10 |
Vendor: | 10 / 10 |
Drug: | 10 / 10 |
TOTAL SCORE: | 99 / 100 |
Hey I had a spare ten bucks leftover & I thought I'd take a chance on a random cannabis vendor. batwhatman came through, decent response and shipping time, generous for a 1 gram sample & good bud. Definitely worth checking out this vendor if they come across your browser's crosshairs.
USA Domestic MDMA >> 1g >> FIRE!
$40/g from DevilWearsPrada33 -> WARNING: this vendor may have incurred legal difficulties recently; please tread with caution and as always, review your vendors thoroughly before placing orders, and never send your info without first encrypting it YOURSELF
$8.00 - USPS Priority Mail w/ Tracking - 2 days
Rating | |
Communication: | 10 / 10 |
Stealth: | 10 / 10 |
Shipping time: | 10 / 10 |
Price value: | 9 / 10 - see below |
Aesthetics: | 9 / 10 - sticks to container |
Weight: | 9 / 10 - dead-on, not a smidge over |
Quality: | 10 / 10 |
Transaction: | 10 / 10 |
Vendor: | 10 / 10 |
Drug: | 9 / 10 |
TOTAL SCORE: | 96 / 100 |
DevilWearsPrada33 has some fire MDMA that looks, smells, and feels exactly like the real deal. In particular, I can almost always recognize that faint methylamine smell. Brings back memories of distillations and sweet syrupy MDP-2-P. At $40/gram, you just can't beat the price, and this stuff is heavy. Tread carefully or you'll wind-up a thwacked-out mashface goobtard. You've been warned. Yes, "goobtard", idk, just go with it.
4-FA 1g DOMESTIC (Very high quality)
$45 from PeterTheGreat
$7.80 - USPS Priority + Decoy - 3 days
Just another successful run with this vendor. Not going through the whole process of reviewing PeterTheGreat again. The main takeaway is that PTG is consistently a go-to vendor who delivers a valuable product on-time and at--or better than--market-competitive rates. Can't beat that.
Etizolam Etilaam Blue Pills 1MG-10 Pills
$30 from mretiz
$6.80 USPS - Priority Mail - 4 days
Sometimes it's more convenient for me and/or my peoples to have tiz pressed into little, discreet pills. When this is the case, mretiz is the vendor I go to. Makes it super easy to travel with if you're boarding a plane, and also there's a lot to be said for getting something that comes from a real pharmacy in India. Doesn't matter the country of origin, it's a real fucking pharmacy.
Flubromazepam PG Solution 300mg per 15ml bottle
$24.50 from mretiz
$6.80 - Priority Mail - 4 days
Rating | |
Communication: | 10 / 10 |
Stealth: | 10 / 10 |
Shipping time: | 10 / 10 |
Price value: | 10 / 10 |
Aesthetics: | 9 / 10 |
Weight: | 10 / 10 |
Quality: | 9 / 10 |
Transaction: | 10 / 10 |
Vendor: | 10 / 10 |
Drug: | 10 / 10 |
TOTAL SCORE: | 98 / 100 |
Yeah buddy, FluBro--as I call it--is an essential favorite now of mine in the benzo department. This particular benzo just seems to hit a whole bunch of the right notes with me. I also like Clonzolam a good deal as well, except that it has a nasty habit of wiping your memory. Not always but don't even think about nursing a beer with it.
3.5 Grams of Killer Crystal Meth
$88.50 from TeamMethod
$8.50 USPS Priority- 3 days
Rating | |
Communication: | 10 / 10 |
Stealth: | 10 / 10 |
Shipping time: | 10 / 10 |
Price value: | 10 / 10 |
Aesthetics: | 10 / 10 |
Weight: | 10 / 10 |
Quality: | 9 / 10 |
Transaction: | 10 / 10 |
Vendor: | 10 / 10 |
Drug: | 10 / 10 |
TOTAL SCORE: | 99 / 100 |
You can't beat the price or the value here, people. I'm
.5G THC Concentrate: Pineapple - Clear Cartridges - FREE SHIPPING
$30 by WashingCannabisCo
FREE PRIORITY MAIL 3 days
Rating | |
Communication: | 10 / 10 |
Stealth: | 10 / 10 |
Shipping time: | 10 / 10 |
Price value: | 10 / 10 |
Aesthetics: | 10 / 10 |
Weight: | 10 / 10 |
Quality: | 10 / 10 |
Transaction: | 10 / 10 |
Vendor: | 10 / 10 |
Drug: | 10 / 10 |
TOTAL SCORE: | 100 / 100 |
Literally the best vape cartridge on the DNMs in my opinion. From the taste, to the cost, to the quick delivery... seriously, anyone have a vendor that can hold a flame to /u/WashingCannabisCo, because I think they are KILLING IT with the best product and customer service. Keep it up, guys.
Spotify Premium Account [LIFETIME + FREEBIES]
$1.95 by DrawkwarD
Rating | |
Communication: | 10 / 10 |
Stealth: | 10 / 10 |
Shipping time: | 10 / 10 |
Price value: | 10 / 10 |
Aesthetics: | 10 / 10 |
Weight: | 10 / 10 |
Quality: | 10 / 10 |
Transaction: | 10 / 10 |
Vendor: | 10 / 10 |
Drug: | 10 / 10 |
TOTAL SCORE: | 100 / 100 |
If you've ever had any doubt about Dr. Awkward... don't. I'd like to also point out that their username happens to also be a palindrome, and that's dope.
Top Notch Meth 2 Grams
$75 from powderhouse
$10.00 - USPS Priority - 3 days
Rating | |
Communication: | 10 / 10 |
Stealth: | 10 / 10 |
Shipping time: | 10 / 10 |
Price value: | 10 / 10 |
Aesthetics: | 9 / 10 |
Weight: | 10 / 10 |
Quality: | 9 / 10 |
Transaction: | 10 / 10 |
Vendor: | 10 / 10 |
Drug: | 10 / 10 |
TOTAL SCORE: | 98 / 100 |
Another solid meth vendor on the DNMs. No complaints, will definitely cycle back around and place another order with this vendor.
$105 3.5g GREAT QUALITY CRYSTAL METH ONLY $105 THE 8BALL
$141 from klx123
$36 Express Service 24 - 48 hours - 2 days
Rating | |
Communication: | 10 / 10 |
Stealth: | 10 / 10 |
Shipping time: | 10 / 10 |
Price value: | 10 / 10 |
Aesthetics: | 9 / 10 |
Weight: | 10 / 10 |
Quality: | 9 / 10 |
Transaction: | 10 / 10 |
Vendor: | 10 / 10 |
Drug: | 10 / 10 |
TOTAL SCORE: | 98 / 100 |
Goddamn, I just keep running into good meth vendors across the DNMs. If you see a meth vendor in my list, chances are--unless they've gone rogue--they're still delivery quality fire.
Etizolam, USA Domestic, 500mg
$45 from dankcity
$7.00 - priority - 1 days
Rating | |
Communication: | 10 / 10 |
Stealth: | 10 / 10 |
Shipping time: | 10 / 10 |
Price value: | 10 / 10 |
Aesthetics: | 10 / 10 |
Weight: | 8 / 10 - weight was spot on but product stuck to bag |
Quality: | 10 / 10 |
Transaction: | 10 / 10 |
Vendor: | 10 / 10 |
Drug: | 10 / 10 |
TOTAL SCORE: | 100 / 100 |
I volumetrically dosed this one out with PG. I must say, I have my methodology down perfectly, and this is DEFINITELY the best way to save money while still holding on to a little stockpile of a very handy theinotriazolodiazapine.
EDIT: amended review for DevilWearsPrada33 after /u/2xantastic pointed out that said vendor may have been busted by LE. Please review and proceed with caution if using this vendor.
How would you compare flub to clam? Which do you like better? Does clam cause more memory loss than flub?