FUCK ME !!!!

GOD FUCKING DAMNIT.... I got caught for the 2nd TIME THIS FUCKING YEAR. FUCKKK FUCKKKK. I was just trying to sell the marijuana through my work. (I work at Mcdonalds). I'm in one of the worst areas around town. A lot of my homies buy my shit for about 15/g. I slipped it in a Mcdonalds Happy Meal. (The mom was buying the weed for her sister). The sister got the cops called on her because apparently the son got ahold of the marijuanas. What is my legal course of action?


Comments


[26 Points] hiimcurtis:

Dont be a fucking idiot?


[12 Points] DareToHope:

Don't sell weed from your workplace that probably has video evidence of you doing it?


[8 Points] HappySodomy:

You dumb motherfucker.


[8 Points] Chronicpurple:

FUCK ME !!!!

On the bright side, you'll be getting plenty of that where you're going.

I slipped it in a Mcdonalds Happy Meal.

Your prison nickname will be Happy Meal cuz you so delish and make them happy, and you'll hear that phrase a lot.

TL/DR: Prepare yo ass.


[5 Points] None:

I was just trying to sell the marijuana through my work.

HAHA


[5 Points] None:

Represent yourself, approach the judge cautiously, and tell him "fuck you motherfucker give me LIFE!" They're usually pretty receptive to reverse psychology


[3 Points] None:

I would like to bring up your stupidity, but there is a reason why you're working at McDonalds and still dumb enough to fuck up.

Lets see here, illegal drugs in the work place, high around dangerous objects (safety hazard to you and your employees and costumers), selling drugs in the workplace, selling drugs, intent to sale if they catch any on you, and putting illegal drugs in a childrens happy meal box. You're fucked. If you have priors, you're really fucked, and since you basically gave a child illegal drugs, you're really fucked.


[3 Points] None:

Danm dude, very sorry to hear of your misfortunes. Did you learn your lesson this time? I mean I know it's McDonald's but don't shit where you eat kinda deal here. If you choose to continue to deal this needs to be a separate part of your life compartmentalized. Away from home because I'm assume you live with your parents, and away from work.

Get a lawyer. Take your entire paycheck you just got and put it towards a retainer, just go say this is all I have, I want to set up a payment plan, they will work with you. Be sure to clean up before you go in.

This game is tough man, here are some rules from my man biggie smalls for the future.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=TEN+CRACK+COMMANDMENTS

Good luck, and gods speed.


[2 Points] noseybast:

The only way out is to end yourself right now, it's that or Ronald McDonald will rape you from here to eternity for tarnishing his name


[2 Points] None:

Lmao, if this is for real the best legal course of action is fairly obvious...get a lawyer and stop posting incriminating shit that could be linked to your identity on reddit.

Idk how much you got caught with but if you're dealing out of your mcdonalds where you work charging 15/g I'm assuming it wasn't that much.


[2 Points] Brennantop:

Only advice I can give is keep your goddamn idiot mouth shut if interviewed by police, say NOTHING!


[2 Points] procowtipper:

I thought niggas giving mixtapes in McDonald's bags were bad. Butt fuck it, I'd take a free mixtape or a gram every day of the week.


[1 Points] GrandMasta216:

When I read the post title, I instantly clicked saying "yes, I sure shall fuck u" thanks for desapointing me . 😭😭


[1 Points] Lucid_Enemy:

Eh small charge probably some time I assume second time so your on probation so it's probably a pv some jail time and back to probation.... Im looking at the same minus my second case was worse but eh fml right?


[1 Points] octomarvel:

extra happy meal turns into extra sad meal.


[1 Points] dabdude13:

i would deny deny tha bitch you sold it to drop it in ther trying to hide it from her sister


[1 Points] BarmeloXanthony:

Niggas throwin mixtapes in their happy meals while OP throwing grams ahaha i would probably do the same no lie Fuck a fastfood joint for income GOOD LUCK OP


[1 Points] damnmachine:

This sounds bogus. Who calls it "the marijuanas"? And these are the kind of people that are crying for 15/hr for an unskilled position? Please.😝


[1 Points] auto587643:

Hope to God that she doesn't rat you out...