[Vendor Review] Funky Unicorn - 250ug LSD Microdots

Bought a sample of these and tried them today. Dropped at 530pm

These were small black pills. I held one under my tongue for as long as i could stand but it was so bitter I had to swallow it.

I had a pretty intense trip which lasted 4 hours but with lots of nausea. Now Im pretty much back to normal.

I doubt that these are actually LSD due to short duration, bitter flavour and intense nausea. I still have a few left so I will test it to see what comes up


Comments


[24 Points] throwaway4486789:

Sounds like 25c


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[8 Points] ichewgoats:

Once and for all: LSD is NOT bitter but tabs/microdots SOMETIMES ARE. Even the legendary jerseycow sold the occasional bitter blotter. The key to identifying an NBome is the numbness, not the bitterness. And of course you can just swallow the damn thing. I bought some of these microdots and they are bitter but they test positive on ehrlich for LSD. did you test them?? Why not? My concern was the one i took seemed weaker than 250ug but it was def acid. funkyunicorn has a lot of decent feedback on these dots so i just assumed i had got unlucky with the specific dot i took.


[6 Points] SLIMEbaby:

nbome gives me hardcore nausea :(


[3 Points] iamjustsomejerk:

at least it wasn't completely and utterly bunk.


[3 Points] FunkyUnicorn:

Hi there,

A customer of mine sent me this URL after becoming concerned after reading it.

This is apparently a troll going out of their way to hurt my business, most likely unfortunately another vendor.

I have will not go on a hunt for who it is nor will I retaliate in any way with any suspicions.

But it is unfortunate that people feel the need to spread lies about others in a bid to further themselves financially (which I guess is the motivation here).

I'll just point out a few things in order to clear this up, in case it's not obvious to everyone.

1) We have now been vending for months, these microdots being one of our premier products and on sale since day 1. We have sold over 2,000 and counting. You can see feedback for every one of these orders on SR2, Agora, and now Evolution also. We even gave some away free on The Majestic Garden to introduce ourselves to the purists of acid scene there.

Every single feedback on product - 5/5, or 100%.

People know good LSD when they get. And the feedback shows this.

2) LSD is our primary product. We have blotters (150ug and 200ug), we have liquid (110ug drops), and we have microdots (the aforementioned 250ug dots).

The idea that we would want to, or need to, for some odd reason suddenly start hoodwinking customers with something else when we blatantly have tons of LSD, is comical.

It would be much harder for us to source and sell an RC than it would real LSD, which is all we have access to.

In fact, when was the last time anyone even tried that on a DNM? LSD is everywhere these days, the planet is awash with it.[Long may it continue :) ]

3) This guy, whoever he is, has never made another single post on reddit or anywhere else. No one contacted me claiming what he's claiming, no one has contacted me looking for a refund, or looking for any resolution at all after trying the microdots. It is for this reason that I'm assuming 'troll' rather than buyer that had a weird reaction.

Basically, whoever this is - didn't even order the product from me and iis not a customer of mine. This appears to have been posted here to slander me.

Most likely because on SR2/Agora forums, you need 50 posts to get out of 'Newbie' and into the main forums or perhaps reddit has more publicity but in any case, this poster has no creditability whatsoever.

4) Apart from the 100s of feedback all over the markets, the LSD Avengers have tested these exact microdots and confirmed LSD, and nothing but LSD.

I would consider these guys to be experts in the LSD field.

There is no way in hell anything but LSD would pass their test. Details of this in full are in the Avengers thread in the SR2 forum.

5) Anyone is welcome to send these dots and any other product of mine to Eve-Rave, ecstasydata.org, energy-control etc for full lab testing at any time and post the honest results. Please, be my guest. I will be grateful for the free promotion :)

I could on and on but hopefully the point is clear - this post is complete bullshit and the author of it is most likely another vendor.

If you don't want to purchase from me, that's absolutely fine. But I would strongly encourage you, for the sake of every hard working and honest vendor, not to take these one-post troll/negative shill posts at face value, as the author is taking you for fools.

The worst part of this isn't even about me (my volume sales and happy buyers will drown out all this sort of crap no problem), it's that it damages the validity of any -genuine- warnings that might need to be given in these forums in the future.

No one wants to see a boy who cried wolf scenario come about when there actually is some dodgy stuff going around and this sort of unscrupulous trolls post above is exactly the kind of thing that could cause it.

So please, do your own research, and don't get taken in one-post wonders with vested interests.

Regards FunkyUnicorn


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[2 Points] Demoyessa:

I bought five of these microdots and I'm pretty sure they are acid, I think the bitterness comes from the binding agent in the dots but I've taken them twice now and had what I would describe as a 10 hour acid trip both times. Although the first one didn't seem as strong as the second one I think that May have been been because of the environment I was in and it was the first time I've tried real acid (I've had nbome sold to me as acid before and that was completely different to the trips I've had off these)


[1 Points] ApricockApecot:

Just your run-of-the-mill shitrag who purports their NBOMe to be LSD.


[1 Points] twigburst:

What an asshole.


[1 Points] theseeker01:

Atleast you didn't get DOB or DOC.


[1 Points] powerMETALtony:

Def not LSD. Sounds like an RC. LSD has no taste.


[1 Points] Twittermon:

What was the price


[1 Points] brendo927:

I can't wait to HoS starts selling microdots.


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[0 Points] None:

I did 25c yesterday and I've done LSD a lot. That was nBOMe. 25c made me throw up and I've never noticed acid in my mouth before