That explains why it arrived so fast

Checked my mail and found a padded envelope about the size of my usual personal-use DNM orders the other day, which would be the earliest day that my order would be expected to arrive. But the thing was is that I never receive tracked mail in my mailbox like that, it always gets checked in and held at the front office and they notify me that I have a package waiting for me, even if it's small enough to fit into my mail box, it's just what they do. But I don't recognize the return address, some company I've never heard of, label is printed and not handwritten; stealth is good, you wouldn't suspect a thing about this package if you didn't know.

So cue me walking back to my apartment, looking around for anything suspicious just in case this was a CD. Get inside, chuck the package on my coffee table and go do some stuff for an hour without opening it, so I maintain plausible deniability, just in case. Then I get my scale ready to make sure it's on-weight, get my bong so I can smoke it cause I'm excited tbh.

Well I opened it and it was my fucking eyeliner I ordered two weeks ago, the tracking never updated. I feel fucking dumb.


Comments


[141 Points] DetIskallaTrollblod:

But I guess that's a testament to the stealth abilities of the weed vendors I've purchased from in the past, where I can't tell the difference between a DNM pack and an eyeliner pencil.


[59 Points] rilksoadvb5piz3r:

how did it smoke?


[30 Points] None:

You should feel a lot dumber, for thinking you are going to get a controlled delivery, on what sounds like a few grams of domestic pot. LMFAO!!!!!!


[20 Points] None:

LOL, That didn't end as I was hoping. But got a good chuckle, It's good to know Revlon has good stealth though.


[11 Points] Mercuryburn:

I'm the opposite I have so many packages "clearnet" being delivered to my place that I have went days wondering where my package is only to find it in my stack of unopened mail from 2 days ago ...


[3 Points] None:

ahahah, this honestly made me laugh, i feel bad for ya man, hopefully it turns up!


[3 Points] TK421isAFK:

Maybe she's DNM'ing it, maybe it's Maybelline.


[2 Points] slightly-medicated:

i had exactly the same thing with a delivery


[2 Points] conspiracy_thug:

Nice new eyeliner / dabber


[-2 Points] EndMySufferingNowPlz:

Hahahaaaa this is something I would do, except not with makeup since I'm a guy.


[-3 Points] None:

To the transvestite who used to grace this page but whose name escapes me:

Is that you and how's the tuck coming along?


[-13 Points] None:

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