Details | |
Vendor: | [Junkie_Jesus ] |
Market: | [Alphabay ] |
Product: | [1 gram Methamphetamine ] |
Shipped from: | [USA ] |
Shipped to: | [USA ] |
Required FE: | [NO ] |
Vacuum Sealed: | [YES ] |
Decoy: | [NO ] |
Handwriting: | [NO ] |
Rating | |
Communication: | [10 ] / 10 |
Stealth: | [7 ] / 10 |
Shipping time: | [10 ] / 10 |
Price value: | [10 ] / 10 |
Aesthetics: | [10 ] / 10 |
Weight: | [10 ] / 10 |
Quality: | [10 ] / 10 |
Transaction: | [10 ] / 10 |
Vendor: | [10 ] / 10 |
Drug: | [10 ] / 10 |
TOTAL SCORE: | [97 ] / 100 |
TLDR: Was it good meth? I'll give you a hint: look how fucking long this review is. Holy shit sticks it's so long.
Best shipping ever. Amazing product. Great communication. Stealth was adequate but could be better.
Junkie_Jesus is better known as therealjunkiejesus on Black Bank, but has expanded to Alphabay, my preferred market. I've never bought from him before on either site, and he was having a new vendor sale.
$20 for 0.5 grams. If you bought a gram, it dropped to $48 plus $6 for shipping. $54 total for a gram of meth.
I'll cut to the chase: What he sent me was easily on par or better than any meth from any vendor I had tried so far. And I've ordered many times from many vendors. LadyJessica, TwistyTheClown, Xinhai, DrWhite, Icehouse/KushMaster, NarcoticsAnonymous, Instagram to name a few. This was better than all of the batches from all of those vendors save Twisty, it was probably a match for the best of Twisty's batches.
I have a high meth tolerance and definitely had not had any sort of meaningful break in consumption, JJ's shit was really just good shit. BUT, I was probably the first or second person to buy from him on Alphabay. Which hopefully changes nothing, but I can't vouch one way or another on that.
Combine the quality with the price, and it's probably the best meth purchase I've ever made on the darknet. But wait, there's more!
HE SHIPS LIKE HE'S NOT FUCKING RETARDED! A feat I thought impossible for meth vendors. At least, until today. This great day in history. JJ has fucking normal ass shipping that takes normal fucking amounts of time and costs normal fucking amounts of money and then it fucking comes like normal god damned motherfucking priority mail. Not 5-7 days. Not some bullshit that manages to fuck up priority mail hard enough that its twice as slow as first class because it was mailed from some mailbox in Alaska that only semi-trained mooses (meese?) can reach.
Just normal priority mail. Costs $6 or $7, like priority mail. Says it will take 1-3 days. You know, like priority fucking mail. Then it actually fucking came in 1-3 days. 3 days in my case. He shipped it the same day I ordered, and sent a message actually telling me when it would come (wednesday or thursday, and he was correct, that's when it came). The thing that is really something else though, is both in that message as well as written on his vendor info page, he says to message him if its been 3 days and your order hasn't come. He ENCOURAGES customers to message him asking about orders. After just three mail days. Shit in my mouth and call me Günther, I've NEVER seen a vendor do that. Every other vendor seems to tell customers NOT to message them until a stupidly long number of days has passed.
Anyway, communication is excellent, and his vendor page and info is actually written with correct grammar, punctuation, capitalization, all that shit, and for some reason, vendors who are the type of person/group that cares about that stuff seem more trust worthy to me.
I've already ordered another gram from him, it should come tuesday or wednesday. When it does, I will update this review with part 2 and pictures. Just to see if my experience is repeatable. Note, his prices are still very good but have gone up a bit, and will probably continue to go up, he is clear in the description that these are new vendor prices, but that's to be expected.
What a pathetic shill job.
Also, you've made it pretty obvious that JesusJunkie is TwistyTheClown's new account, so thanks for that.