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Vendor Name/Marketplace: |
kartelNL/AlphaBay |
Product/s reviewed: |
20%discount-1g-DUTCH MDMA Champagne PURE CRYSTALS 83% |
International?: |
No, domestic Netherlands |
Vendor requires FE?: |
no |
Price before shipping: |
USD 13.52 |
Shipping cost : |
USD 2.19 |
Customer Service: | pick one below with an "x" like this: [x] |
[x]+5 |
Superb: Polite, prompt, ensures satisfaction |
[ ]+4 |
Good: Professional, exhibits customer care |
[ ]+3 |
Satisfactory: Adequate responses, resolved issue |
[ ]+2 |
Marginal: Subpar communication, partial resolution |
[ ]+1 |
Bad: Poor communication, no resolution |
[ ]+0 |
Awful: Abusive responses, no resolution |
Product Quality: | pick one below |
[x]+5 |
Highest purity - highly potent |
[ ]+4 |
Mostly pure - potent |
[ ]+3 |
Minor cut or impurity - strong |
[ ]+2 |
Cut and/or impure - medium to weak |
[ ]+1 |
Almost entirely cut - very weak |
[ ]+0 |
Possibly bunk - no effect |
Processing Speed: | pick one below |
[x]+5 |
Processed & marked shipped in 24hrs |
[ ]+4 |
Processed & marked shipped in 48 hrs |
[ ]+3 |
Processed & marked shipped in 72 hrs |
[ ]+2 |
Package is late |
[ ]+1 |
Package is very late |
[ ]+0 |
Never received package |
Price Value: | pick one below |
[x]+5 |
Excellent - great value & low cost |
[ ]+4 |
Moderate - worthy value & fair cost |
[ ]+3 |
At-market - neither good nor bad |
[ ]+2 |
Below-market - so-so value, high cost |
[ ]+1 |
Exorbitant - low value, excessive cost |
[ ]+0 |
Rip-off - little-to-no value, unjustified cost |
Stealth & OpSec: | check all that apply |
[x]+1 |
Vacuum-sealed |
[x]+1 |
Mylar/non-porous container |
[x]+1 |
Decoy/misdirection |
[x]+1 |
Low package profile |
[x]+1 |
Good OpSec/PGP |
TOTAL: | (25x4 for 100% ) |
Here goes my first review here, gave one of the 'smaller' vendors a chance on Alphabay and was not dissapointed! Also I did only have about 18 USD in my wallet so I had set myself a challenge to find a non-scam where I can get 1G shipped to me :)
kartelNL was offering with a 20% discount which made it affordable for my tiny budget. Within 2 days after order the goods arrived which is a new record on my end! The M arrived crushed which is fine by me, I could still clearly see the crystalshards and the smell is great too!
A quick weigh in on my (cheapass)scale showed it was 1G spot on: weight total weight zippy
I would have personally preffered a different packaging instead of the zippy a seal perhaps to prevent sticking, but that's only a minor thing.
Cannot say much about the quality yet, did not consume it yet and the lab results will take a week to get here. However a quick Marquis(?) test turned to black really quick which means there should be MDMA(or similar) in there.
Since the testing is done here for free(Netherlands <3) I am unfortunately not allowed by the testing center to publish the lab results on forums or some shit. I will ask them next week what I can and cannot say :) Also there is a small chance my sample will nog get analysed due to limited capacity but we will know this next week!
Anyway I wanna thank everybody here on this subreddit and darknetmarketnoobs ofc for making this all possible! Big shoutout to Alphabay and kartelNL too!
I will update this after consumption/labtest!
I love to order small MDMA orders from new vendors. It always worked perfect for me, and the prices usually around 10euro/gram