What are your favorite funny/clever usernames?

Off the top of my head:

TheBarEatsYou - One I saw pop up during the DrXanax drama

dasdatsherm - saw over in /r/drugs recently.

agorathroowawayyfoe

Yours?


Comments


[11 Points] MDMangel:

Trappy_Pandora.... that name is a joke.


[11 Points] None:

throwawayyhoofoe or whatever it was

edit: it was u/throwhooawayyfoe


[6 Points] throwaway8089078:

I liked 404-DrugsNotFound but that username is no longer with us. Funny poster, too.


[8 Points] lolrule2:

dopelesshopefiend cracks me up


[5 Points] Crappy_PandoraPR:

I haven't seen any around here, TBH.


[5 Points] hangbellybroad:

not sure why but ahighniggapie made me laugh


[4 Points] None:

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[4 Points] sapiophile:

Someone mentioned a vendor named "450_braise_it" not too long ago and I thought that was just about the funniest shit ever.


[3 Points] BoxAddict:

I mean box addiction is a serious issue in our society, but I like pussy too, naamean?


[3 Points] None:

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[2 Points] druggieslut:

Crappy_pandora


[2 Points] heyfreshhhhh:

Vendor_BBMC he reminds me over and over again that I have no interest in doing meth


[2 Points] The_Grid_Is_Up:

XanaxBaratheon legitimately made me laugh when I saw it...not sure if he's still around. Also hacksforcrack because I originally thought it was crack cocaine (yeah I know crack is free you goddamn yank or whatever it is he said in response to that).


[1 Points] mad87645:

If I remember correctly there was an account called ITakeDankShits that was around a while ago


[3 Points] ciphersexual:

I can't believe OG /u/throwaway lives among us.


[2 Points] coffeencreme:

I like 404-DrugsNotFound, Agorathrowawayfoe. There was one called 6ownowfk but I haven't seen him around for ages, he's maybe ditched that name as it's not relevant any more.


[2 Points] chrisbrooo:

LSDeezNutz


[1 Points] SlappySpanBank:

BLACKXJESUS


[1 Points] dnmthroway12:

My name on almost every video game is handbanana. Hey vendors. If you tell us your name on World of warcraft, and its attached to an ip in real life, youre going to get fucking smoked. I hope you guys are smart enough not to fall for this trap.

edit: I dont mind dropping my video game handle becuase im not a vendor, and I only buy very small quantities of drugs.


[1 Points] shitmix:

Still like shitmix. Served in wine glasses.


[1 Points] HappySodomy:

Any form of "thowaway". I have a weird sense of humor.


[1 Points] None:

ah another one is that guy who is u/_-________-_ or whatever and i asked him how he makes it and its do - then jam the ____ key until it hits the limit and hit two backspaces and add the -_ fuckin brilliant


[0 Points] ogsupersaiyen420:

u/EastCoastBarBarian


[0 Points] None:

Raising the bar is pretty clever ;)


[0 Points] bar_feeder:

All the "bar" related names prompted me to see if an old username of mine from forums long ago was available and I was shocked that it was.

I just liked it back then because it sounds like barf eater when you say it out loud, but if you sell xanax it goes to a new level.

...I also grabbed /u/barfeeder because I'm a greedy fuck.


[-1 Points] showmeurdoobies:

I liked MeatKurtainz


[-2 Points] ShiaLabeoufs3rdEye:

shameless self plug