Moronic Monday - your weekly stupid questions thread!

Hey /r/DarkNetMarkets, it is time for Moronic Monday!

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Comments


[7 Points] None:

I am old and have said that. I learned to be a drug criminal at 13-14. By that I mean l learned to hide shit and deny everything. Have good job etc. But my entire life has been spent hiding, meeting shady fucks to get a 1/4 of weed and many other adventures. With this mind set I raised my kids that cops can't trusted and the war on drugs if pure ignorance.

So my question with respect is I get a feeling that many younger folks are here have no idea about this and are just getting drugs without ever having had to learn the basics of real life opsec.

I think this will end badly. Like kid back east that just got caught with 2000 hits of acid. Game over! Not sure they really understand committing felonings daily one needs to so careful.

Thoughts?


[3 Points] None:

Now that all of the markets have gone down, which is the best market to use??!!?!


[3 Points] coffeencreme:

I've got a question this week.

ELI5 how DDOS attacks work? What do they do?


[3 Points] lolrule2:

I don't understand the appeal of fast food. I guess that's more of a statement. Is there a Statement Saturday or something where I can voice my opinion on fast food?


[3 Points] salamigod:

I was looking through a slightly quieter market that lists its own products. found some dude has put his address clearly visible to everyone in the comments. How can I tell him? Or you reckon it's some trick to throw feds in the wrong direction?


[3 Points] None:

Do left handed people have to put the right ear buds in their left ear?


[3 Points] None:

Is it wrong that I respect heroin users more than pill addicts because they are not supporting Big Pharma? I mean I'd rather see the dealers get rich, rather than the executives.


[2 Points] None:

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[2 Points] DOOT_DOOT_:

Never done a direct deal, planning on one soon. Do I encrypt all my messages, or just my address like on a market?


[2 Points] ummagumma22:

If you are given an email for a DD, how can you contact them?


[1 Points] thatskank:

anybody get their slabs from slablabs?


[1 Points] None:

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[1 Points] None:

Are consumers of A class substances better people than the other rabble?

I never used to discriminate but dope smoking hippies, I always used to make them use the back door, now the moment I see yoga mats, tofu salads and jesus sandles, I just tell them to get the hell off my property.

They smell and demonstrate a poor attitude towards the more distinguished and experienced A class sampler.


[1 Points] None:

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[1 Points] Ic4ruz:

When ordering hash international, is there a significant less chance of being caught if you order 0,5g compared to for example 5g?


[1 Points] cannonbals:

Why is it not a good idea for the venders to ship things to Australia. I can understand why people wouldn't want things shipped to them if they live there but what extra risks does the vender take by sending there.


[1 Points] HazelWraps:

tl;dr: How the fuck do I know if my address is burned, or if a vendor is screwing with me?

Okay, so I've now waited a month+ for one package, and more or less since Abraxas went down for another. I'm really getting hungry for my vice, but I don't know if I want to throw more money at darknet markets, if it just leads to more missing packages.

How the fuck do I figure out if someone has flagged my address?

I've received no LL, and while it's possible the vendor has fucked me, he's been a pretty cool guy thus far, and I've heard about noone else experiencing problems with him. To be fair, I placed the second order the same day Abraxas went down, but I checked in a few hours before the site started acting up, and he'd marked it as accepted, and later posted on the mem sub that he would honor all orders placed on mem and abraxas. Maybe it slipped through, and I'm just being unlucky on the tailend of a package gone missing, but I'm just so fucking annoyed that I have no way of knowing if I'm being fucked, if a mailman is pinching it, if it's snagged in customs, or if it's pure fucking chance. In all cases, it seems to me like I'd be an idiot for ordering from the same vendor, and only slightly less an idiot if I place an order from a marketplace at all.

I don't mind not getting high too much, but the prime reason I do what I do is to self-medicate, and keep my depression and stress manageable. Since discovering my medicine, I've been able to live a normal life, something impossible before. As the weeks are dragging on, I'm starting to feel the weariness and stress creep in again, and I'm afraid I'm gonna go back to not being able to hold down a job and live a good life. And I don't have a ton of disposable income, since most of my wages are paying back loans I took before I started self-medicating, when I couldn't even leave the house for weeks at a time, so I can't really justify throwing out more money for stuff that doesn't arrive. My darknet budget for this month is already overspent.


[1 Points] Kaptcho:

Best (local) BTC wallet?


[1 Points] Throw_it_away_8898:

Hi all - trying to figure out what to do here. Ordered from a vendor on abraxas shortly before it went down and saw my order marked as shipped roughly 12 hours before the site went offline.

We're coming up on the two week mark now and I'm not really sure what to do. Sent messages to the vendor both on here and alphabay and have heard nothing back.

For what it's worth, I put in another order the same day from TGUK and had that arrive today - so his international shipment beat the domestic shipment to my door.

Given I still successfully received a pack today and that the missing order was domestic, should I be assuming it was never sent at this point or should I be cleaning house and worried about a gram of mdma that went missing domestically?


[1 Points] thebakerbastard:

What is the biggest market in terms of listings atm?


[1 Points] AydenDev:

Is silkroad 3.0 good , what do you use?


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[1 Points] daisy11111:

There's a vendor who I've bought bud from in years past over several market place variations - Evo, SR2, Agora, Nucleus - who I'm concerned is holding addresses of all the people he does business with.

I moved my place of residence several months ago and haven't ordered from this vendor since before the move. Lo' and hold come 3 weeks or so ago and I decide to order some concentrate from this vendor (on Abraxas, for first time, but with same username as what I've used in previous markets) along with 3 orders from 2 other vendors at the same time. All 3 of my other orders came in fine within the typical 2-5 day period, but this one order just didn't show up. After 7 days I got concerned and came online to check it out and saw Abraxas had just fallen within 24 hours previously.

About a week after that I get a call from my old roommate, who still lives at my previous place of residence, asking if I had a package I was expecting via USPS from a certain western state. Got my hands on that package a week or so later and sure enough, it was this vendors order.

So, what do I do about this? This vendor clearly has a database of all the shipping addresses with previous customers that he doesn't remove and he's also popular among every market I've visited over my several years of lingering around. I feel like I should make the community aware that he is doing this or just not order from him or reach out to him...but it's the dark net so how much does any of that really matter? I'm' lost at what to do over this.


[1 Points] 15gilem:

I would like to start selling weed. Would it be cheaper or better quality to buy online instead of finding someone in person? I would like to buy a large order, 100-200$.

All advice welcome!


[1 Points] dnmpurchaser:

Is there any place for a vendor to get software or onion hosting for a single/standalone store-type market? I know a vendor who wants to open his own .onion one-stop type shop for direct deals.


[1 Points] None:

Whats the probability of getting arrested?


[1 Points] None:

I heard if you plug Lucy you get stronger heavier visuals and the trip is all around better. I was told you really gotta jam it up there though, like all the way to the knuckle. Is this true??


[1 Points] gunksmtn1216:

Someone on nucleus that has thc tincture? When I visited Colorado they had these things where you put a drop or two on your tongue and it's a dose. They were around 20 bucks I think. Anyone know where I can get one of these?


[1 Points] Oubaas_:

Can anyone provide me with information as to which market the scurvy crew has moved to and also their email address?


[0 Points] Jemizzle23:

Wtf is up with middle earth and abraxas markets going down??