Setting
Vendor - theRoadLessToxic
Market - Alphabay
Product - 10x 100mg Tapentadol Instant Release
Price - $59 + $6 Shipping
Countries - US Domestic
Vendor
Service - 10/10 - prompt, ordered saturday night and received tuesday
Shipping - 10/10 Packed tightly and discreetly with multiple visual barriers. Pills came in what appeared to be factory packaging, sealed
Stealth - 10/10, really. I've ordered plenty of items from the DNMs, and stealth is by far the most important factor to me because I want to stay a free man. I believe to earn 10/10 here, there should be a believable decoy, vacuum seal, and multiple visual barriers. Of all the pressed pills I've ordered, this was definitely the best stealth setup I've seen.
Security - 10/10 Packed tightly and professionally, not sure what else belongs here
Communication - 9/10 None needed honestly. It was my first order on Alphabay, I left my address and he shipped the order.
Product
Weight - 11/10, his listing said +2 free samples of anything he sells, and I forgot to request the sample in my order. He left extra samples anyway of extended release tapentadol.
Purity - 10/10, I have no benchmark but seemed to be real considering the packaging and effect
Potency - 9/10, I was high as balls. I'm giving 9 here because it's advertised as comparable to 40mg oxy, which might be a slight exaggeration. See more in comments below.
Price Value - 10/10, compared to oxy or hydrocodone, this is far cheaper for a comparable high.
Aesthetic - 10/10, they look like professional round pills. Despite the breakline they were hard to break in half.
Comments: This was my first time taking tapentadol, and I don't have a ton of experience with opiates. I've had hydrocodone and oxycodone, probably never more than about 15mg of either in a sitting. My girlfriend and I each took one of these after a very hard hike to test the effects. Holy cow, after about 45 minutes I was high as fuck, to the point where I was getting some moments where my eyes were involuntarily rolling back in my head from pleasure. This stuff was no joke, and noticeably stronger than the 10/325 hydros I'd gotten off the DNMs or the 10/325 oxycodone I've had from a legit prescription. Most notable was the pain alleviation - my body felt like death after this hike (blisters on my feet, stung by bees), and once the tapentadol was in my system, I felt literally no pain at all. The high lasted for 3-4hrs and I had no trouble sleeping, though I still felt a bit loopy into the next day. These were amazing, especially for the price compared to hydro/oxy, though I think it would be a stretch to say they were comparable to 40mg oxy. But even if the actual equivalent was 20mg oxy, $6/dose is a pretty sweet deal (not counting freebie samples). I had a pleasure working with tRLT, I'll be back for more of these.
woah a legit review on my product, nice! i just wanted to peek in and say thanks much for the honest vendor review. for any vendor it's awesome to hear that their product is being thoroughly enjoyed. i really meant to compare it to 40mg hydro, I think that's more fair to say over oxy. hope you continue to enjoy the tapentadols as I have