Your way of "cleaning house"

You are a DNM customer and have been compromised. Tell me specificaly every step you will take to "clean house".


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[33 Points] StuffyKnows2Much:

Do all the drugs at once. Crush up my computer and smoke it in my meth pipe. Cops come, they're like "Eh, just some crazy tweaker smoking his computer. Nothing to see."

My plan is FOOLPROOF


[21 Points] Hipster_Garabe:

Burn the house down. Everyone feels bad for the guy with the house that burnt down.


[10 Points] GarrisRago:

I have trip wires set up all around my house. I mean, they're not connected to anything, but LE don't know that. While they spend time trying to get past them, I can do all the drugs I have and make a speedy getaway through that window, oh wait that was a mirror, ouch.


[9 Points] obsidianchao:

  1. Pour all your weed into a metal trash bin.

  2. Drop match into trash bin.

  3. Hold face over bin.

  4. Invite cops into your "gone-fire"


[8 Points] hugsfordrugs:

Hopefully I've been using TAILS so all of my DNM history is contained on an encrypted DVD disc or USB instead of my entire laptop.

If I have any drugs or other illegal items in my house, it immediately goes elsewhere; NOT the trash. Remember that LE can legally search your outside trash. I either destroy it personally or simply move it elsewhere not on my property (my personal preference).


[4 Points] wag1bruv:

Get a strain of weed that makes you super paranoid, or if there isn't one cause your too hardcore, find a legal cannabiod that will. Smoke that shit, until you're into a nice paranoid state, write down everything you can think of that could possibly get you caught, smoke more, write more, until you can't possibly think of any more.

Buy a bag of meth, snort a line then get to work on completing everything on that list, so it will be to a stupidly over the top and perfectionist degree.

Obvoiusly I don't recommend legal cannabiods or Meth regulary, but those two drugs induce the perfect state of mind to achive those two things.


[2 Points] dopelessfopefiend:

Go to the shed and grab 2 cans of gasoline, pour around house.


[1 Points] DontGiveAFuxtable:

Uhh....get rid of the illegal stuff?? Toss it in a metal trash can. I personally find it really hard to just waste drugs like that, so I would try to bury it somewhere so you can retrieve it later. Just make sure no one is following you. Also, get rid of paraphernalia of any sort, pipes, bongs, blunt wrappers, whatever. The contents of your house should suggest that you are straight edge/don't do drugs. And no matter what, don't say shit about the package if confronted. Even if they take you to jail, admitting that drugs are in the box before it's opened is pretty much sealing your fate. Don't even talk, 60% of LE's tactics are to manipulate you into screwing yourself over.


[-15 Points] throwawayaccountgay:

You shouldn't be keeping illegal shit in your house in the first place.