[Vendor Review] [Multi-Vendor]: MissJessica (MA, 98), bonappetit (MA, 88), vicious86 (oil burner, 99), Cali-Connection (LSD, 99), CanadaCandy (exit-scamming douchecabin F)

[Multi-Vendor]: MissJessica (MA, 98), bonappetit (MA, 88), vicious86 (oil burner, 99), Cali-Connection (LSD, 99), CanadaCandy (EXIT SCAMMER, 0)


Table of Contents

MissJessica

Details
Vendor: MissJessica
Market: Evo
Product: Methamphetamine
Shipped from: USA
Shipped to: USA
Required FE: No
Vacuum Sealed: Yes
Decoy: Yes
Handwriting: No
Rating
Communication: 10 /10
Stealth: 10 /10
Shipping time: 10 /10
Price value: 10 /10
Aesthetics: 10 /10
Weight: 10 /10
Quality: 8 / 10
Transaction: 10 /10
Vendor: 10 /10
Drug: 10 /10
TOTAL SCORE: 98 / 100

Miss Jessica deserves big praise for consistently coming through with high quality methamphetamine (by DNM USA standards anyway). Responses prompt, shipments expedient, & OpSec on point, so far Miss Jessica has been an exemplary vendor, in this reviewer's humble opinion at least.

What's badassery at its DNM finest is this --> she has different, low-profile stealth each time: that's some pro-level DNM shit, if I may say so muhdamnself.

I wish all vendors were like this. Change your stealth constantly, consistently & unpredictably. Don't give the Gestapo any evidence. Package profiling is a real fucking thing.


bonappetit

Details
Vendor: bonappetit
Market: Evo
Product: Methamphetamine
Shipped from: USA
Shipped to: USA
Required FE: No
Vacuum Sealed: Yes
Decoy: No
Handwriting: No
Rating
Communication: 10 /10 - minimal but polite
Stealth: 9 /10 - no real decoy
Shipping time: 10 /10 - can't complain
Price value: 9 /10
Aesthetics: 7 /10
Weight: 10 /10
Quality: 6 /10 - decent gear cut w/ MSM
Transaction: 10 /10
Vendor: 10 /10
Drug: 7 /10
TOTAL SCORE: 88 / 100

Ok so there's really not too much to report here beyond the fact that bonappetit seems to be a fairly decent vendor - stealth & communication where fine, shipping was reasonably fast, &c. The problem though for me is that his gear appears to be cut with MSM from what I can tell. It's fairly decent once you burn off the cut, but the fact that it's cut just sucks balls.

Don't get me wrong: you could definitely do worse, & I'd still say that he's a fairly solid choice & he's reliable. Just hope you don't mind some MSM cut into your shit / you know how to remove it. If this vendor wants to step it up, get that pure fire crystal... until then, it's just meh-th. (ah thank you)


vicious86

Details
Vendor: vicious86
Market: Evo
Product: Glass Oil Burner
Shipped from: USA
Shipped to: USA
Required FE: No
Vacuum Sealed: No
Decoy: No
Handwriting: No
Rating
Communication: 10 /10
Stealth: 10 /10
Shipping time: 10 /10
Price value: 9 /10
Aesthetics: 10 /10
Weight: 10 /10
Quality: 10 /10
Transaction: 10 /10
Vendor: 10 /10
Drug: 10 /10
TOTAL SCORE: 99 / 100

Need a decent meth pipe? Of course you do, but I like to pretend I have class, & so I call it an "oil burner".

No, seriously that is the name of it. And the ones they sell super cheap in the gas stops, bodegas, and head shops across the land are often made of cheap, shitty, easily broken Chinese glass. Fuck that noise - get a quality piece made from sodium borosilcate glass instead. You can literally feel the difference just holding it, and these things will actually survive a spill or two or three from your lap to the floor when--in a meth-fueled leap of inspiration--you jump up to exclaim your latest eureka! only to hear that heart-crushing sound of another oil burner breaking...

So I'm only docking one point, because it would be nice if the stem were a bit longer.


Cali-Connection

Details
Vendor: Cali-Connection
Market: Evo
Product: LSD
Shipped from: USA
Shipped to: USA
Required FE: No
Vacuum Sealed: No
Decoy: Yes - not much of one, but a cool one nonetheless
Handwriting: No
Rating
Communication: 10 /10
Stealth: 10 /10
Shipping time: 10 /10
Price value: 10 /10
Aesthetics: 10 /10
Weight: 10 /10
Quality: 9 /10
Transaction: 10 /10
Vendor: 10 /10
Drug: 10 /10
TOTAL SCORE: 99 / 100

So yeah, my thoughts on Cali-Connection's LSD... Well, it's powerful shit, I can tell you that much. I thought two hits would be pretty chill, but that shit is pure fuel. Lotta body load but in a mostly good way. However my back muscles were a little sore/tight the next day. He lists them as being 100µg per hit, but they certainly seemed to pack a stronger punch than that.

Still, that's the worst feature of it. Otherwise it featured beautiful visuals and a wild headspace that, after the come up, had us laughing for hours. Fun stuff! And I'm talking about that deep, cathartic laugh where tears are streaming out and your face muscles hurt from laughing so much. That's gotta be good for you.

I suggest just eating one & seeing how it treats you, especially if you're an inexperienced tripper or if you have to be somewhere & expect you'll need your speaking facilities to work.

Seriously - beautiful, clean acid; kudos to the chemist. I'm docking a single point, because, again, that body load was something serious.


CanadaCandy -- Exit Scam most likely

Details
Vendor: CanadaCandy
Market: Evo
Product: a-PVP, MXE
Shipped from: USA
Shipped to: USA
Required FE: Yes
Vacuum Sealed: N/A
Decoy: N/A
Handwriting: N/A
Rating
Communication: 0 /10
Stealth: __ /10
Shipping time: 0 /10
Price value: 0 /10
Aesthetics: 0 /10
Weight: 0 /10
Quality: 0 /10
Transaction: 0 /10
Vendor: 0 /10
Drug: 0 /10
TOTAL SCORE: 0 / 100

No contact & a lot of complaints: DO NOT SEND HIM BTC. Hasn't logged on since Feb 24th, but lots of people got screwed over well before then. At this point, the reason kind of doesn't matter; for all intents & purposes he's scamming, either de facto/in spirit or inadvertently.

CanadaCanda, you're a huge douchebucket for this. Good luck with all that shitty karma you took on. What goes around comes around, and you'll get yours. Count on it.

There is no justification in being a crook. The DNM is something fucking magical to many of us, & yeah you fucked me out of a little over $100 in BTC, but I'm doing ok in life. Many of the others you fucked over aren't as fortunate, and you're a shitty person & a low-life weakling for stealing/scamming BTC from people. So on behalf of everyone you fucked over & who waited patiently, checking the mail:

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Well kiddos, that's all I have to put down for now. I'll churn some more of these bad boys in time, soon as I get some new shit in. Far as bitch-ass scammers go, well that's why so many say: "don't FE." I had dealt with him in the past & everything was good, so who knows? Perhaps he got pinched by LE & they were steady spying out his account. Doubt it though.

Listen, if you're a vendor and the game gets out of hand, stop taking motherfucking orders, go into vacay mode & use that shit steady. Be sure you know how to do this, and watch your fucking orders carefully. This shit takes dedication, but the upshot is that you'll be making fucking bank, so just stick with it, hit a target $$$ goal, and get the fuck outta the game while the gettin's good.

But don't lie/scam/steal; it's a fucking bullshit, ruthless, harmful way to be, and you only bring shame down on everyone. Be a person of real integrity. There is a satisfaction in it that only you will know for yourself, and that gives you all kinds of inner confidence & it fucking glows and shines through. The shitbags will always be uncovered eventually, and by then, you'll have no sympathy or mercy. Don't fuck yourself over either in this manner. Be good to people and it will come back around, & even if you think it won't or that it doesn't, at least you'll know you have strength of character.

That's my philosophizing for the past week anyways. Hope these reviews helped someone.

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Comments


[6 Points] None:

Thanks for the reviews really appreciate hearing about the scammer


[4 Points] None:

2 meth reviews in one thread? Thanks!


[2 Points] lickcunt2:

METH


[2 Points] blamehofmann:

Cali is the man, man. Had one and a half of his 100ug plus one of BV's 115ug and was in pure euphoria-land.


[1 Points] entactoBob:

Update: Cali-Connection has some shifty feedback coming in on his Evo account recently. Of course, that feedback on a vendor's page is pretty unreliable, but I haven't trawled the forums yet, so although I had a flawless transaction with him & he sent some crucial L, I just want to remind people: it's always worth it to do your homework, research a vendor, and listen to your gut instincts as much as your intellect.

I'll say this: he's recently changed his PGP key, and I'm just curious for what reason he did that. Please, CC, if you're reading this, assuage everyone's concerns & tell us what the reason was behind this.


[1 Points] MarkMerrill1102:

How much was the oil burner? I might pick one up soon.


[1 Points] FLYING_GOATS:

What was the shipping time for cali-connection?