Using a custom format, because I don't believe in x/10 reviews. Hit me up if you have any questions.
Market: Agora
Vendor: b1g1mpact
Product: 1 gram Salvia 20x
Price: $32.40 + $5.40 untracked shipping. Don't get tracked, because he won't give tracking for Salvia.
FE: No
Communication: None needed, but I have messaged him plenty before and he's a pretty cool dude. Never more than a day to get back.
Shipping: Got the pack in 8 days including weekends to the US from Poland.
Stealth: Best stealth I've seen on the DN's. Exterior stealth, decoy, and interior of package is just all on fucking point. I'd open it in front of cops.
Quality: I've gotten his salvia four or five times, and the potency has always been consistent. 20x is my favorite strength, because you have a lot of versatility with it. Do a little bit and have a nice little super weed high with light visuals, or do 0.1g and have yourself a nice ride easily comparable to a light acid/shrooms combo trip.
Overall: Great fucking vendor, and I really love salvia because you can pass drug tests on it haha. My friends and I love his shit, and I will continue to come back. Next order I'll probably try to get a custom listing for more than a g. Sorry I didn't give pics for this one; it just looks like brown leaves and tiny twigs chopped up.
Trip Report: Preface: I haven't done any drugs at all in over three weeks. I've done LSD, Shrooms, Weed, Molly, DMT, 25x's and Salvia plenty of times before.
Twas the night of July 3rd, and my buddy called me drunk as fuck saying we need to go watch fireworks. I'm like fuck it let's go, but we're smoking salvia. I get to his house shortly thereafter, and take out my bong making components. I hook up my pen tube and socket to a 20 oz. coke bottle and I'm like fuck yeah. This socket is my dedicated salvia socket, because it's perfect for measuring a strong dose of salvia. I made my bong with blazing speed, broke up the salvia a touch, and packed my socket all the way to top and then some extra. A pinch more than I had ever done before.
We went outside, and I did some quick little breathing exercises to slow down my heart rate. I'm a big believer in sports psychology and the optimal heart rate "zone" so I'm pretty good at controlling it. Not that it's related to this haha. I light the fuck out of that bitch and get the thickest shit you've ever seen short of a grav. I clear the whole thing and hold it in for about 30 seconds. I take one more hit and torch everything in the bowl and hold it in for about 10 seconds. My buddy is like "fuck". I should also point out now that he realized he's too fucked up to smoke the salvia so he abstains. I turn around take two steps and then I'm like "fuck". I'm like so fucking high dude. I walk in and collect all my bong shit I brought and put it into a blunt tube thing I store it in. We then go sit down in his room.
I sit down in his primary chair, and we have to have a five minute discussion for me to figure out to get out of his chair and move to a different one. What the fuck. We end up loading up a game where he is the Heat and I am the Thunder. He's about to get fucked. We start that shit, and I'm like holy mother of fuck I am in this fucking game. Everything is HD beyond recognition and I can feel the player's and crowd's emotion with every dunk and missed shot. To my surprise, we play a very close game until it's time to leave. Normally I rape his ass at this game. The shit was accidentally on 12 minute quarters so there was no "winner". The fuck.
We get ready to leave, and I drive us over to the place while we listen to my new Summertime '06 album by Vince Staples. It's a fucking masterpiece if you have a woofer. We have to park in a drug store, and I have a wordless conversation with a dude we park next to. We sit on some playground equipment and wait for the fireworks. That shit gets going, and I'm like "what the fuck". The colors were very bright, and the designs seemed to float in the sky forever. I'm pretty sober at this point so we wait for them to end and go back to his house. We play a couple more games, and I realize I was seriously fucked up before, because I beat him by 20+ points in three consecutive games. Everytime I play 2k on salvia I suck large ones.
Several notes about Salvia:
-Don't treat it like weed and smoke like a whole fucking bowl.
-Smoke it from a bong. Salvia is active at very high temperatures. Butane lighters do the job as well.
-Most importantly, hold the smoke in a long ass fucking time. Like 20 seconds. If you blow it out immediately you will just get all giggly for a bit.
One gram of 20x for $32?? Damn, I remember when I used to be able to go to my local head shop and buy a G of 40x for 20 bucks.
Anyways, nice review. Definitely second the statement about not smoking a whole bowl, especially if it's your first time. My buddy did that a few years back and within 30 seconds he was (from his description) snowboarding down a never ending slope with a couple of polar bears holding Coke bottles.