Sobering Up Sunday!

Now that you're sobering up from your DNM-fueled weekend, come tell us about your hijinks! A mod will give their favorite story each week a month of Reddit gold and a little something else which is a surprise! Winners may not disclose the surprise or they'll have it taken back. Curious what it is? You'll have to win to find out.


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[4 Points] NASBNJ1992:

.....my fucking head hurts guys


[2 Points] octomarvel:

Spent today smoking weed n watching the first season of the wonder years.

Kinda wanna punch Kevin savage in the head. Pray for me fam.

=/


[1 Points] throwaxanny:

Sober up? It's my day off


[1 Points] None:

On friday I went to a warehouse party. I took two molly caps, very pure stuff, and a tab of some good lsd. I was with friends, and the DJ was awesome. The roll came on so smooth and strong, and I had the most magical nite:) I danced my heart out, and my mind and soul were just singing..... So nice!!! Be safe, but OMFG candy flipping is awesome:)


[1 Points] Theeconomist1:

Hung over. I drink alcohol like once a year and I guess this was my once a year. And it's been years since I've had more than a drink. Damn. I remember why I fucken hate alcohol. I had way too many grey goose martinis. I do admit they were delicious though. I can have way too many opioids and feel great and not look fucked up. Have too much alcohol and you're useless.


[1 Points] JorDanisREAL:

0.5g of that frank matthews stronger stuff, my nose is still blocked and I haven't slept :(


[1 Points] None:

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What is this?


[1 Points] oldsun101:

Tripped on 200ug of LSD yesterday. Only had done 100ug prior, and boy was the trip way fucking better. Slept in late, woke up feeling alright this morning. After a wake and bake, feeling even better.


[1 Points] -DNMreviewthrowaway-:

I've been sober because I got scammed by Cannatreats


[1 Points] herpadingus:

Went to see Dead and Company in Minneapolis. Took 100ug of Blue Viking's LSD before the show, and Jesus what a good time it was. John Mayer absolutely killed it and I couldn't have asked for a better Saturday. Have a good week friends


[1 Points] None:

argued with my drunk husband about letting his fucking cousins(no, really they fuck) come over when I was sick but really all I wanted to do was hole up in my nest/bed re-reading Into Thin Air, after watching the PBS movie with David Breashears. Thought about how difficult it would be to gather $65,000 for a climb to Everest, listened to the rain and the neighbors loud bass music seeping through the walls, smoked a grip of dope and chilled.


[0 Points] SlappySpanBank:

I was on them Xany bars and my weed was medical And I ain't eat nothing but some edibles Drank alot of gin, fell in love with a stripper, SlappySpank one crazy high ass nigga Threw money in the club bitches took pictures And we kept that Moët flowing like a Bar Mitzvah In the bottle section bounced on a leather couch Money everywhere bounced out the Louis pouch I ain't Willy Wonka I don't sugarcoat shit I kept codeine in my cup with a Sprite mixed.


[-1 Points] None:

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