Am I fukt; Burn Belize, Move to the Moon? And tits.

So, I made a fuck-up. Totally my fault, but I didn't backup my document containing my mnemonic for Alphabay before I safe-restored my computer. That also contained my pin code. I've contacted the mods, but they're pretty slow at responding and I'm only getting copy-paste back. I accepted some cash from my friend to get them some shenaniganry, and I really don't want to let them down. I know when and where all my transactions went to, and basically everything about my account. Do I just lose all my bitcoins in my Alphabay account? Can I burn all of Belize? If I post my tits do I get better responses? How much is the delivery cost for drone-sent weed in Colorado? These are the questions of the modern man.

pardon my trap tits: https://www.anony.ws/image/JSqM


Comments


[17 Points] Mind_If_I_Roll_Need:

I am mod of alphabay pm me more of woman next to you. Thnx comrade.


[15 Points] None:

how the fuck does any of this have to do with moving to Belize? you realize that meme began as something you do when you are in imminent trouble with law enforcement?


[6 Points] None:

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[2 Points] LordDongler:

Shaggy? From Scoobie Doo? Is that you?


[2 Points] DarkKnight_1111:

This sub has been over ridden with trannys lately, whats the deal with that anyways?


[2 Points] junkitactics:

yall fucking this sub up, with them lame ass chest shots

2nd stop potentially posting child porn here, the only people that will help you are people whom play MAGIC and want young children like you OP


[1 Points] RosyPalm:

/u/trappy_pandora /u/trappy_pandora /u/trappy_pandora


[1 Points] None:

Unless you find the mnemonic yeah your pretty much fukt


[1 Points] qsift2:

snow bunny


[1 Points] topknotch89:

that girl looks like she could be under age. on that note, why the fuck would you keep all your coins on a AB wallet? probably the dumbest thing you can do.


[1 Points] alprazolamnesty:

Am I fucked?