Just got stopped in Amsterdam airport

Hi guys. Stupid dumb fuck here. Smoked a little too much weed before boarding, forgot to leave my pocketknife and a small taser (legal in the US) in my checked luggage, and walked through security with it. I know. Stupid dumbfuck.

Had to pay a fine, missed my flight, but all in all, didn't get thrown in jail.

Just leave your shit behind in the US next time.

ps: the netherlands airport cops are still extremely pleasant.

pps: nearly shat my pants, racing thoughts, prepared to be thrown in jail. Had to get this off my chest. GF pissed as fuck. :/


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[11 Points] None:

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[3 Points] None:

My buddy and I got thoroughly stoned before arriving at Schiphol to come home in the early 2000s. We had nothing on us, but we had to go though extensive security where the workers compared stories, etc, at multiple stations. We didn't have anything to hide so we finally made it through. They could have been fucking with us, but it was still fucked up. And they were so polite about everything.


[3 Points] Bulky_Bear:

Dutch police are seriously the nicest I've encountered so far. Glad you're not sitting in jail.


[1 Points] FantazySpace:

the netherlands airport cops are still extremely pleasant.

They visit coffee shops after work, off course they r pleasant !


[0 Points] imagegami:

The cops at that airport wanted me to get into the language xray machine because the one they used for humans wasn't powerful enough to see the plate in my head.


[-1 Points] kralleo:

swim got caught with coke when entering a music fest in amsterdam. they called cops. got interrogated. had to wait 6 hours in jail. paid 600 euro fine. but cops omg. as i heard it they were so nice swim didnt event want to leave. coffees teas lunch. they were coming like every 10 minutes. asking if swim wants anything. swim didnt sleep the night before because of the rave. so it was nice. i mean as i heard it cough