Figured I'd crosspost as not nearly as many people are sub'd to /r/DNMUK (Good sub, check it out if you're in the UK)
I have just recieved my third order from Technohippy and I feel that this sub hasn't seen a review of him in a while and he recieves a lot of shit due to the Meph fuck up which I don't feel was entirely his fault (not to absolve him of blame, he still should have GC:MS'd the new batch/source but I appreciate that he isn't entirely to blame as it's a quite a rare drug nowadays and he had a rabid customer base, aside from the Meph incident all of his other products tested very high on DNMAvengers forum) and as such I will be writing up my reviews.
First is the ketamine, this was on sale at the time but I think his price is near enough the same now. It's been tested at around 77% by the DNMAvengers
1g Ketamine, my first experience ever with K.
Vendor -Technohippy
Market - Alphabay
Product - 1g Ketamine
Price - £22
Countries - UK->UK
Vendor
Service -8, No contact needed, quickly processed. Excellent service
Shipping - 10, NDD
Stealth - 9.5, Can not say enough about this stealth. Second best stealth I have ever seen on the DNM's behind UnclePsychedelic and some of you know how good his was! This is some seriously next level shit. Only lacking a vacuum pack(hence the minus 0.5) but honestly I don't even feel that's required for domestic and it isn't a big deal for me. Love love LOVE that there is a method of verification that the pack hasn't been opened.
Security - 10, PGP used, Pack was absolutely secure, could have my housemate open the letter and he'd not think anything suspect of it.
Communication -10, None required, pack was sent the same day. Since none was I'm not sure if this means it's a perfect 10 or if it means it's N/A.
Product
Weight - 10, a little over a gram
Purity - 7.5, It wasn't kick you in the teeth pure but I do feel it was around the DNM Avengers results.
Potency -7.5 It felt very effective from low to high doses. Did about 160mg spread over a few hours and had a very interesting time.
Price Value - 10, This was the cheapest but most respectable K at the time
Aesthetic - 8, Looked like K looks, was a nice fine crystalline powder of shards shards weren't too big but it looked good enough
Comments:This was my first experience with TechnoHippy and honestly it was amazing, cheap prices, potent drugs, great shipping time and insane stealth. All good. Overall 91%
Next is the 3.5g of MDMA This wasn't for me but for a friend who had a birthday event coming up and needed stuff from me. I went with TechnoHippy as the Stealth and speed were great and the DNMAvengers results were gleaming (80-90+%) The reviews I have got from him and other people that used it are absolutely beaming, they loved it, said it was some of the best they've had and it was way better than the other stuff I'd previously given them (HederalExpress's)
Setting
Vendor - TechnoHippy
Market - Alphabay again
Product - 3.5g of MDMA
Price - This was 12.5 a gram and came out around 44 pounds.
Countries - UK->UK
Vendor
Service - 8 Same as above, another flawless order
Shipping - 10
Stealth - 9.5
Security -10
Communication - 10,Once again, none required.
Product
Weight - 10 Slightly over, about 200mg over
Purity - 10
Potency - 10
Price Value - 10, best Price per gram per potency of a reliable vendor there is
Aesthetic - 8.5 Looked great, has some nice big rocks, a lot was powdered but I understand that's primarily for stealth reasons.
Overall 96%
Comments: Although I didn't take it myself I was very inquisitive of the people that did about how their experiences were. They all loved it and came up to me a day or two after saying it was amazing, so I'd say it's pretty good stuff.
5G MDMA and Diazepam. This will be a text based review as numbers couldn't do it justice
Finally we come to my most recent order, I am travelling to a country in Europe soon and wanted to take some fun with me(MDMA) as I don't trust what would be sold to me on the street in a foreign country. As such I had a deadline to recieve this product by. It is important to note during all this TechnoHippy seemingly had some business that he had to deal with as he went into vacation mode for 2 days. I also wanted some Diazepam as I always have terrible issues with sleeping after LSD and I'm pushing my limits and it'd be good to have a benzo on standby, I tried ordering with UKBenzo's but unfortunately, as my account on Nucleus was brand new he couldn't accept it, totally understandable.
I ordered on the 14th and it was marked finished and shipped on the 15th. Based off my previous orders I assumed that TechnoHippy would get it to me with NDD or maybe 2NDD. I ordered on the 14th and it arrived today on the 22nd, this, for a domestic pack, is pretty bad. Especially considering my previous, amazing experiences with the vendor. I waited until the 18th to send TechnoHippy a message regarding my order and whether he could tell me if they'd shipped it. No response. It's important to note that my pack was marked as shipped on Tuesday maybe late monday (I only check once a day) Throughout all of this TechnoHippy had been apologising for delays on their vendor profile and said they had a backlog and that they were caught up to date. On Tuesday evening I believe they went into Vacation mode and came out of it I believe on Thursday, those days may been off, but it was definitely 2 days. The vendor profile said that they had some business to sort out, which is pretty understandable, but considering my pack had been said to have been shipped Monday and I didn't have it Thursday, I was still concerned. I figured that maybe, the backlog had been cleared on Thursday as they'd just come out of Vacation mode and that it'd arrive on Saturday. It didn't.
I messaged on monday the 21st saying that I required it before that upcoming saturday as I was leaving. I still had not gotten a reply from my first message but I figure, the dudes hella busy and he only needs to read it not necessarily reply to it.
Today my pack finally arrived and with it came 5.2g of MDMA with some huge chunks in it which smells amazing not tested yet but I imagine it'll be as good as the last batch, smells like the MDMA I first got into and loved!
And also my Diazepam. Now TechnoHippy had 10x10mg Blue Diazepam for 5 Pounds but it was advertised as more like 5mg and the price reflected that, I understand that and I appreciate that they adjusted the price I ordered 2 10X10mg
What I recieved was 10 Zepose 10mg Diazepam with a note saying 'From my personal stash' Which was cute, loved the personal touch. Well, they're not the underdosed 5mg Blues as I assume he ran out so 10x10mg is still the same dosage overall, but a quick google search of this brand reveals that it is in fact an indian manafactured and the limited experiences with it aren't good, they allegedly are rather underdosed. I don't know how true that is as I haven't tried them, but the extra MDMA makes up for it I guess as I don't require the Diazepam immediately.
Overall it was a trek, I was quite stressed as I was worried it wouldn't get to me in time and I had no reply as to whether it was even sent or not. I was thinking I'd have to spend more money on say, Chemical buddies to get it to me definitely for saturday and overall this was a rather stressful order.
I haven't decided if I'd use TechnoHippy again, I feel like this was just a particuarly bad week for the vendor as I imagine a bunch of shit went wrong at the same time and every other experience with him has literally been flawless (SERIOUSLY, BEST STEALTH EVER). I would've appreciated more communication and transparency (within reason, don't expect him to tell me his entire operation) I guess we'll see how I feel after I test the MDMA in central Europe but it smells delightful and it tested straight to black, literally immediately.
P.S if anyone has any ideas of how to smuggle MDMA accross borders I'd appreciate it, current plan is it encapsulate it with some Alpha Lipoid Acid and stick it back in the bottle with a faint mark to show which have the MD in them.
Sorry for the long review.
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