House Arrest fun suggestions?

Landed on house arrest awaiting a long winded trial. any suggestions from the DNM's about fun things to do?


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[9 Points] justpassinbuy:

DO NOT SMOKE CRACK EVER


[5 Points] SlappySpanBank:

Unless you don't get drug tested, what are you expecting to get from this sub?


[5 Points] None:

Jack off a lot


[5 Points] None:

getting CD'd while on house arrest would almost certainly land you in jail, if not for the drugs for whatever the first charge is. even if you weren't ultimately convicted of anything youd probably get punished somehow - I know on probation even police activity can land you in hot water if your POs a dickhead. so maybe stray from drugs, as shitty as that sounds.

do you have an attorney? you should try to negotiate something where you do volunteer or community service before the trial. courts eat that shit up, when you arrive already beginning to turn your life around, voluntarily. unless of course youre expecting life in prison or death penalty, in which case fuck it - why are you still here anyway? you're the free-est man on earth right now.

but uh, you are honestly kinda limited. I'd invest in a niceish, weightligting setup if you have a place/money for it. staying in shape physically will do you good mentally.

talking short term - reading fiction books, (or whatever genre) watch movies/tv shows, video games, jerking off, get drunk and talk to poeple on omegle, make some quality food

longer term - learning a marketable skill, getting a college degree (you can get them exclusively online - legit BS/BA degrees)...those two pretty much sum it up, actually

anyway, fuck house arrest. in retrospect, it was the most destructive period of my life. it was actually really fun at the time, because I was just smoking synthetic cannabinoids and RCs while playing COD all the time I wasnt at school or one of their meetings. never hung out with people, cause you can't. would just stay at home getting high doing the same shit, then when it was done, continued doing that stuff, and still do.

sorta ironic, state-mandated drug programs were a primarily contributor to a 15 year old pothead beginning to dabble in hard stimulants.


[4 Points] whodunittt:

psychedelics


[3 Points] None:

"If the gloves don't fit, you must acquit"


[3 Points] throwaway:

Use the limitation to turn your life around. Learn a marketable skill like programming and develop your mind with meditation so you don't need drugs anymore.


[3 Points] SpecialAgentDildo:

If your looking for a fleeting moment of freedom I suggested hanging your cock out the window. If you can get your nuts out there even better. GLHF


[2 Points] FrozenMCVegetableCok:

If you have access to the internet and low enough standards, you could probably find some chicks that would be willing to come over, hang out, and bang.

If at first you don't succeed, just keep trying. You've got plenty of time to keep refining your game :P


[1 Points] None:

Ghb


[1 Points] JburnaDNM:

For people on probation:

Weed alternative: just chill cbd oil(strong af) Opiate alternative: kratom (I love this stuff) Benzo alternative: kava(its decent)

Alot of rc's dont show up and the same goes for psychedelics.


[1 Points] d3emSt3rz:

OBV DO MAD DRUGZ WHUT ELSE???

read books, think of ways to be an international drug kingpin rokstarr???


[1 Points] None:

start carding to your neighbors house and at night jump there fence to get packages