AMA: Just got out the joint after 22 months on a DNM charge

Hello,

If you use the DNM, I know you've thought about it before. How would I get caught? What are the signs I need to watch for? Is LE on my shit? How do I know if my pizza is done I'm so high off of Dr. Greenthumb's perple derple urkle!?!? Okay, maybe not that last one. But as an ex frequent DNM user who's ordered from every country on the planet ranging from bud, wax, MDMA, MXE, LSD, 2 cb, 25 [b-d (righteous, am I right tho)], I believed I was invincible.

You never are and always need to be aware of that. You might be a casual bud smoker or rollin' in so much dough you make ol pillsbury boy look like an anorexic meth junkie. You need to know that first and foremost STEALTH is above everything else. Even if it'll cost ya a few extra dicks you gotta suck to get that shit. Better to suck when you're free than suck when you're in a cage with a big black guy who everyone calls BIG Gee.

Okay, in all seriousness. I think it would be foolish of me to return to my previous lifestyle. I'm done, but I realize the DNM growth is not slowing down anytime soon. So better to give you a weapon you can you use against this big beast that can take down your life.

Good luck to all,

Afunkybuddha


Comments


[72 Points] i_inject_carfentanil:

Shit man, sorry to hear but glad you're out. Four years ago I got popped for a 200g order of 4-FA and after bail and an endless amount of court dates I kept my mouth shut and I was so fucking lucky to get two years probation. I'm still guilty of ordering shit but I keep it domestic, research vendors' stealth beforehand and stick to tiny ass orders every few months.

In the end, it's not worth it. Cheap drugs are just so fucking tempting.

edit: the 4-FA was from china..sketch. It was $2/gram though goddamn I wish I could get that with no risk.


[21 Points] Valtorix28:

How did you get caught? Any recommendations on how to avoid that? What happened?


[14 Points] lampspeaker1:

When in jail, what was the reaction from your fellow inmates when you told them that you were arrested for using the dnms? Did you have to explain what they were to people? Were they shocked it existed? Etc. Also, glad to hear your out brotha, enjoy life!


[13 Points] seamus266:

Couple questions:

Did you always buy from a single seller?

How much product were you buying at a time and how long did you sell for?

How much money would you estimate you made over a the series of time you were "in business"?

And lastly, did you have any plans of what you would do with the cash you made from selling? Did you look that far ahead or did you pretty much live by the day? Did you spend it?

Thank you for doing this AMA and I'm glad you aren't a penny boy anymore.


[11 Points] chef234:

Where'd you do time? How good are you at spades?


[9 Points] monero_shill:

concern troll here... Guys, I'm all for the right to do drugs. But seriously. Stop jeopardizing your freedom for this shit. If you're buying bulk drugs and selling them thinking "This is my only opportuntity to make money" or "I'm going to get rich"; I think you're a fool. You put yourself into such a vulnerable position when you buy these drugs. Your odds of getting rich are truly slim. Your odds of getting rich and then being able to explain that money properly when asked about it are even slimmer. Your odds of not having to pay tax on that money is near non-existent. Unless you're working a minimum wage job or don't mind going to prison and being removed from your families, girlfriends, boyfriends, children, etc. for months to years at a time and losing your regular employment (if you have a job) then stop this shit while you can and take all the money you think you're making and then remove about 1/3 of it for the government. Ask yourself if you would lose years of your life to get that dollar amount. "Is $20,000 worth it?" I'm sure most of you are basically broke or not really making much money because most drug dealers are. Seriously. For those of you that are ideological; I get it. You are right. It's a violation of your rights and you are NOT being treated okay, but lots of people and classes of people have been persecuted in history. Yes, the right thing to do was to oppose that system ideologically, but you're putting YOUR ass on the line and tempting fate. Who is going to spring you from that jail cell? Who is going to pay for all your legal fees? Who is going to suffer years down the line to get a job? You. You think you can handle everything and not get caught, but you can't. If and when your time comes, and it will come if you try to play that game long enough; you will very probably wish you had taken another route.


[9 Points] JustAnotherGuyonDMs:

So had ya known that the heat was on before the CD and sorry if I read wrong but why sign for it or open it ESP a pack with that contents knowing it was a 1 hr late. I would have put rts and left it by the door prob ATLEAST but eventually opened im sure which would still have them on ur ass.:/ Sorry u went through that man.


[9 Points] 99999999999999999989:

You mention that they seized your BTC. Were you not using methods to cover your electronic tracks? How did they locate your BTC account?


[7 Points] Dimethyltrip_to_mars:

what was the real likelihood of being a victim of sexual assault?


[6 Points] None:

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[5 Points] Ghostinthemachine001:

Glad to hear you used the time for self reflection. I did some time in twin towers L.A. for a non drug charge and totally came out a different person. Glad it didn't eat who you are. One love <3


[3 Points] al_eberia:

Why does your account have a post from 6 months ago if you were in prison for 22 months?


[3 Points] ShadowClones:

what were you feeling when you opened the package? i can't even imagine that happening..


[3 Points] Psychadelic_Potato:

Just curios how does this effect you getting a job?


[3 Points] None:

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[5 Points] _aztec_:

As someone who's had a lot of time to reflect on your past and what you did right/wrong, can you give any opsec tips other than the obvious (using tails, multiple wallets, etc.) I know you mentioned researching stealth.

Also, did you ever use any drops or did you have all of that delivered to your house?

Also, I'm glad you're out, and I wish the best of luck to you. Thanks for coming back to here and not turning your back on us completely. It goes a long way for everyone else.


[3 Points] GoodellSmokesMids:

Bury your loot, don't keep that shit at yo crib


[3 Points] Magicpurpleponyrider:

Lmao Righteous sheets were so fucking cheap it was unreal. After nbome almost killed my sister is when I stopped ordering 25x


[4 Points] CynicalElephant:

You had 22 months in prison to think about what you wanted to say on this subreddit, and this is all the information you had to share?

Edit: OP made a post on /r/Tinder 6 months ago. I call bullshit.


[2 Points] al_eberia:

Buyer or seller?


[2 Points] LoveSanDiego:

What was the quantity?


[2 Points] None:

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[2 Points] TheSorryFeller:

Moral of the story - order domestic.


[1 Points] Waddawegott:

What were you charged with?


[1 Points] None:

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[1 Points] cdog499er:

bro im proper scared right now... did you know they were coming and how long after your last purchase did they get you and do you know what purchase did they get you for


[1 Points] negaketa:

Thanks for this post, its really got me thinking, and I'm going to start taking steps to improve my OPSEC.


[0 Points] RIP_Meth_9000:

Will have a post on this topic tomorrow.....Keep YOUR mouth shut & lawyer up!!!!!!


[-2 Points] WallStGentleman:

Will you do it again?