Was travelling for work and didn't want to answer on my phone. OPSEC? Anyone? No?! Fuck all of you...anyway...my girl and I have been together for over 5 years...at no point did I EVER suggest she carry anything on her luggage or her person, hell, even if she did and didn't tell me, I'd still take the charge, NOW THAT'S LOVE, you fucking waifu loving neckbeards!!! would you take a charge for that pillow!?!?! what the fuck is up with those fucking weirdos anyway?!!?!?
sorry, I digress...SHE brought the idea up to me, and well fuck, it sounded pretty damn good; it also doesn't hurt that she's fun to look at and super modelesque...
You can fit several grams of MDMA in powder/semi rock form inside of a tampon, that's you know, inside of a girl. You vacuum seal and seram wrap that shit up like it's your gizz about to be stuffed into that one night stand fat chick from spring break cabo that you met at senor frogs...wait what? so yeah, wrap that tight shit into maybe .4 .5 g packets...tight...condensed...and then cut open an remove some tampon stuffing, throw your pouches in, reseal, let dry, insert, rinse, and repeat. You get the idea. So when you're at an airport with a body scan, she's all "nope". then after that patdown the other one with a plastic badge is all "what's that?" then the first one you're trying to fuck while you're rolling your balls off is all like "oh, my tampon, hehe!!!"
"Go ahead miss". (They'll never get near her tampon, but you know, in case...)
Girls will be girls. And my girl's rad as fuck.
Edit: Better make sure aunt flo ain't in town, fella...
Edit 2: Bud vendor review coming in HOT!
Unless you're traveling from abroad (aka. outside EU), you don't need to worry about concealing drugs (apart from stinky ones). Even though I think "inner concealment" is fool-proof, unless you already look shady, having some drug in capsule form in your medicine box in your cosmetic box in your carry-on luggage.. They won't check you. If anyones experienced or heard of ppl who have, do reply..