Pelican LSD x100 100ug review aka the long awaited TITs FOR TABS REVIEW

Vendor Name/Marketplace: pelican / dhl

Product/s reviewed: lsd 100ug got one sheet

International?: (list countries) nope just us domestic

Vendor requires FE?: yes

Price before shipping: was $220 altogether

Shipping cost: was just included in the 220

Customer Service: pick one below with an "x" like this: [x]

[ x]+5 Superb: Polite, prompt, ensures satisfaction

[ ]+4 Good: Professional, exhibits customer care

[ ]+3 Satisfactory: Adequate responses, resolved issue

[ ]+2 Marginal: Subpar communication, partial resolution

[ ]+1 Bad: Poor communication, no resolution

[ ]+0 Awful: Abusive responses, no resolution

Product Quality: pick one below

[ x]+5 Highest purity - highly potent

[ ]+4 Mostly pure - potent

[ ]+3 Minor cut or impurity - strong

[ ]+2 Cut and/or impure - medium to weak

[ ]+1 Almost entirely cut - very weak

[ ]+0 Possibly bunk - no effect

Processing Speed: pick one below

[ x]+5 Processed & marked shipped in 24hrs

[ ]+4 Processed & marked shipped in 48 hrs

[ ]+3 Processed & marked shipped in 72 hrs

[ ]+2 Package is late

[ ]+1 Package is very late

[ ]+0 Never received package

Price Value: pick one below

[ x]+5 Excellent - great value & low cost

[ ]+4 Moderate - worthy value & fair cost

[ ]+3 At-market - neither good nor bad

[ ]+2 Below-market - so-so value, high cost

[ ]+1 Exorbitant - low value, excessive cost

[ ]+0 Rip-off - little-to-no value, unjustified cost

Stealth & OpSec: check all that apply

[ ]+1 Vacuum-sealed

[ x]+1 Mylar/non-porous container

[ x]+1 Decoy/misdirection

[ x]+1 Low package profile

[ x]+1 Good OpSec/PGP

TOTAL: (100 percent awesomeness)

Comments: So basically, there are threads from a few weeks ago about tits and tabs with pelican (he is suave with the ladies and men apparently) so i sent a tit pic for a sample and to leave a review.

Unfortunately I am pretty sure I tossed the sample as junk mail like an idiot as now that my sheet has arrived i don't have any reason not to trust him (and honestly i was more so looking forward to posting my titties cause i had a sweet pelican drawn, PLUS i did that shit upside down which was pretty fucking impressive lol.

Anyway, actually biked on bicycle day. Ending my day on about 5 tabs, had the time of my life, even ran into an old friend which blew my mind and really was a deep experience for me but i digress. I must say this cid was definitely the lowest on bodyload i have ever had. I usually get kinda nauseous from psychs and did not have this at all which was awesome.

Was a great clear headed (well as much as someone can be on about 500ugs) awesome fucking trip, and perfect weather, had a nice bike, good jams (led zeppelin and some grateful dead). Was perfect. Must say one of the best trips I've ever had. Cannot say enough great things about Pelican, dude seriously rocked my world so I will return the favor as i suggested to pelican (and he graciously accepted)

Drum roll please for reading my long ass rant. dududududududu BAM TITS

https://www.anony.ws/image/JUg0

donations accepted for next sheet and possibly mdma and tit review lol but seriously

love you pelican!


Comments


[17 Points] None:

the tit on the right reminds me of diglet


[7 Points] samwhiskey:

Those tits sure do look familiar.


[5 Points] None:

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[2 Points] DatMaxFreak:

Holy crap that's a sweet ass pelican! He should send you an extra sheet and use that as his logo. Also, very sexy titties ;)


[2 Points] Pelican_Vendor:

Hey it's a tattoo you can have that attached to your skin!


[1 Points] None:

Titties! And pretty ones at that. Excellent Review!


[1 Points] overlord710:

Titttiiiieeessss


[1 Points] Yourconscious69:

Thanks for the review and sharing those beauties! Fuck all the haters you are gorgeous.


[1 Points] None:

Teats for sheets? Aww yiss.


[1 Points] LucaTrevo:

Do you ship to brazil? u/Pelican_Vendor


[1 Points] iknowthosetitss:

I know whose tits these are. First name Toni.


[1 Points] OneHitter_NotAQuiter:

Lol! But srsly.


[1 Points] crazynate386:

I love you Pelican. I'm just poor. The wait is worth it to me if I can get a bit more drugs tho. So I'll probably order from GO. BUT he is out of mdma right niw


[-1 Points] regulardarknetguy:

Christ this is depressing. For a vendor to be so lonely that they exchange drugs to see a picture of some tits online. Now I know we dont base our purchasing choices on who has the best personality, but shit like this does nothing but highlight what an empty life this seller has. They really need to get high on their own supply and actually get out in the world and enjoy life. Im not criticizing the lady here by the way, more power to her.


[-3 Points] None:

The tit on the right is a runny egg


[-4 Points] None:

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[-5 Points] defiancetime:

so fucking gross