[Vendor Review] CanadianForger - 0.5g High Heat Cocaine - Agora

DETAILED CHECKBOX
Vendor Name/Marketplace:Canadian Forger Agora
Product/s reviewed: 0.5g High Heat Cocaine
International?: No, Domestic
Vendor requires FE?: No, but did anyway
Price before shipping: 0.24665981 BTC
Shipping cost: 0.08xxx BTC (As I chose to go Xpresspost)
Customer Service: pick one below with an "x" like this: [x]
[x]+5 Superb: Polite, prompt, ensures satisfaction
[ ]+4 Good: Professional, exhibits customer care
[ ]+3 Satisfactory: Adequate responses, resolved issue
[ ]+2 Marginal: Subpar communication, partial resolution
[ ]+1 Bad: Poor communication, no resolution
[ ]+0 Awful: Abusive responses, no resolution
Product Quality: pick one below
[x]+5 Highest purity - highly potent
[ ]+4 Mostly pure - potent
[ ]+3 Minor cut or impurity - strong
[ ]+2 Cut and/or impure - medium to weak
[ ]+1 Almost entirely cut - very weak
[ ]+0 Possibly bunk - no effect
Processing Speed: pick one below
[x]+5 Processed & marked shipped in 24hrs
[ ]+4 Processed & marked shipped in 48 hrs
[ ]+3 Processed & marked shipped in 72 hrs
[ ]+2 Package is late
[ ]+1 Package is very late
[ ]+0 Never received package
Price Value: pick one below
[x]+5 Excellent - great value & low cost
[ ]+4 Moderate - worthy value & fair cost
[ ]+3 At-market - neither good nor bad
[ ]+2 Below-market - so-so value, high cost
[ ]+1 Exorbitant - low value, excessive cost
[ ]+0 Rip-off - little-to-no value, unjustified cost
Stealth & OpSec: check all that apply
[x]+1 Vacuum-sealed
[x]+1 Mylar/non-porous container
[ ]+1 Decoy/misdirection
[x]+1 Low package profile
[x]+1 Good OpSec/PGP
TOTAL: (x4 for 99%)

[b]COMMUNICATIONS AND SHIPPING[/b] Marked received 4 hours after placing order and marked shipped 8 hours following order. Ordered on a Tuesday. Due to Easter, the mail was slower than normal, and wasn't received until the following Wednesday (given Friday and Monday were holidays, this leaves a 4 day turn around time, assuming the package was shipped when it was marked shipped. Either way the delivery time was amazing for across country. After not arriving on Tuesday, I sent a polite message to CF regarding tracking information and if it were possible to check up on it's location for peace of mind. I received a response within 3 hours, and was asked to kindly PGP my name to them so they could look into it. Very professional, very courteous.

Upon receiving the envelope, I was very pleased to see the low profile shipping information. Both the recipient and senders address were affixed via printed labels. The return address caused no reason for concern and raised no questions. Without giving away OPSPEC, I will say that the packaging done at CF's facility is top notch. VS,MMB and obscured visually via another layer. There are very few negative aspects of this transaction that comes to mind, however there is one. There was no decoy, no papers or anything else inside the envelope. This is extremely minor, and in no way compromises any aspect of the current setup of CF's.

[b]PRODUCT[/b]

Upon opening the product, I proceeded to weigh it. I was pleasantly surprised to see that I had received 1.33 x the product amount I had originally ordered. 0.68g. The product arrived in a combination of rock and powder, about 80% rock/20% powder. Sample completely disappears in a drop of cold water, and when rubbed between fingers leaves a oily feel and zero residue. There was hardly a smell when I first opened it (due to VS). So, what was it like? Well I had two friends come over to test, as I have not partaken in cocaine in about 2 years, and wanted two individuals who were close to me and more into the shitty cocaine that is available on the street on a regular basis. As we all work full time jobs, and it was the middle of the week we decided to do one matchstick each, at 5pm. I weighed up 0.11g (2 mini pebbles) and chopped it on a warmed plate with a razor. The cocaine fluffed as it was chopped, however when the lines were seperated into three, they looked quite mini (as they would, essentially 0.03 - 0.04g per). One of my friends made the comment that it wasnt enough to test. I responded that he was welcome to another in 15 min if what he said was true. So up the nose it goes. I had to look at the plate to make sure I actually took it. Zero burn. Lets fastforward 10 minutes. The three of us are completely europhoric and wapped. This is not racey adultrated shit, this is the real deal! No jaw clenching, no upset stomach. Started coming down 2 hours later, after sweating out about three litres of water and realizing that the three of us are extremely hungry. We order a pizza and demolish it while continuing to talk about how good the shit was. At around 9 pm, the three of us started coming to our senses. The two guys won't stop talking about how this is the best they have ever done and literally blown away. We then made oatmeal chocolate chip cookies, munched out after a bong hit and passed out.

Why are you still contemplating on if you should order this?


Comments


[13 Points] OTPHJsRock:

I have never done coke before, but isn't that a little long for it to last?


[11 Points] IGDS_HasAScatFetish:

30-40mg got you that high for 4 hours? Yeah that isn't cocaine at all


[6 Points] Vegetano:

some meth cut in yo or MDMA


[6 Points] None:

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[2 Points] kirkkommander:

Nitpicking but you want to use ** and ** instead of [b] tags for bold.

Markdown, not html.

Carry on.


[1 Points] Infinity_Complex:

Cost?


[1 Points] efewdws1:

That really doesn't sound like coke at all.


[1 Points] Dipheroin:

Yup not high quality coke.