Tech Gangsta

tech gangsta, rolling top secret like clark kent
stackin' BTC slangin' ganja on the darknet

 

armed to the teeth with unrivaled computer knowledge
maybe i can't shoot a gun, but my codin' skills be solid

 

PGP, you know me, i stayed encrypted all day
you can't crack me son, i run 4096-Bit RSA

 

so you tech savvy too? n you lookin to score?
well get your bitcoins ready baby, n boot up tor

   

drugs, guns, fake ids, n murder
all available cheap on my DNM server

 

feds try to take it out, but they knowin' it's too hard though
best attack these fools tried was simply DDoS-in' my guard node

 

obviously gettin' nowhere, but they been at it for days
stupid motherfuckas don't know i run my own exit relays

 

they can't stop me, i'm a legend - paul bunyan
just check out my domain - badass-mothafucka.onion

   

damn right i'm hard as fuck, best not be messin' with me
i'll have your stupid ass taken out, {Gun Shot} for just 100 BTC

 

i'll have 'em cut up your body n ditch it somewhere remote
then i'll hack your fuckin' facebook, and write your suicide note

 

you know i roll deep, but i ain't tryin' to scare ya,
jus tryin to ditch the heat from my server in bulgaria

 

or was it in somalia, colombia, egypt or peru?
the authorities don't know, n guess what? - neither do you

   

n you'll never fuckin' know, mostly cuz you don't know shit
just some more ignorant sheep, sittin' waitin' to get hit

 

you bitches on your smartphones ain't hip at all to my attack
y'all runnin' antivirus software, but still be downloadin' my app

 

walkin' 'round thinkin' you all so smart n so cool
not even realizin' you suckas are just a part of my minin' pool

 

but you help me get that money, n for that you know i thank ya
you just another easy target for the super-genius tech gangsta


Comments


[14 Points] galaxyandspace:

I approved this one...


[10 Points] USPSinspectorgadget:

If only Dr dre accepted bitcoin to make a beat


[9 Points] hdheuud:

U-God! With the sick flows. Now thats gangsta


[6 Points] marionbarryscrack:

Slow clap.... Excellent work, son.


[3 Points] waitingforpopper:

Man or woman, should have used your non-throwaway, that was pretty funny.


[1 Points] None:

So this is what the Agora admin has really been up to while pulling an exit scam and stalling for time?


[1 Points] None:

.....dude you're awesome....


[1 Points] deftware:

YEEAAUUHH!! WUTT!?


[1 Points] FagDamager:

you a dope nigga. wouldn't have used a throwaway if it was me though


[1 Points] drgzrbadmmkay:

lol


[-6 Points] None:

Awww. Did you just complete your first sale? I bet you are 16