Moronic Monday - it's your weekly stupid questions thread!

Hey /r/DarkNetMarkets , it is time for Moronic Monday!

Post your question - stupid or otherwise - here to get an answer. Anyone can post a question and the community as a whole is invited and encouraged to provide an answer. Many questions get submitted late each week that don't get a lot of action, so if your question didn't get answered before, feel free to post it again.

We do ask that you refrain from abusing noobs in this thread. Remember that everyone had to start somewhere.

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Comments


[3 Points] Littleguy1:

How do I become a small time vendor? I've ~100 norcos a month I want to sell. I don't want to be big time, or sell anything else. Just unload a handful of pills each month. Most market places require large upfront cost from new vendors.

And shipping significantly adds to cost if I want a tracking number. And I'm afraid without tracking I'd get scammed by buyers.

None of this seems like a problem if you're "big time" and selling on a regular basis. But what would be the best way to go about being "small time" while still making a small profit?


[3 Points] bowtie25:

What's the quickest domestic LSD vendor


[3 Points] LossUlbricht:

Is it safe to use PO boxes?

I wanted to order an HP of MJ (for personal use), but my roommate is a paranoid fuck. He's a tweaker on parole for explosives charges, and refuses to have anything shipped to the house over a half ounce for fear of a CD.

Should I go with USPS or one of those mailbox companies that gives you a street address if it's safe?


[3 Points] JayZandBeyonce:

this is a stupid question. we are in the process of becoming vendors, and sent out a test package to test stealth. we were able to obtain tracking, but the package appears to have not moved from the drop location. It was expected to arrive today. Should we worry?


[3 Points] ethylthrowaway:

Does HoS ship priority or first class?


[3 Points] AerThreepwood:

What's the easiest way to get bitcoins? I want to try this out but that's my biggest hurdle.


[2 Points] GodsOwnBrokenAnus:


[2 Points] None:

How do I check my buyer feedback/rating on Agora?


[2 Points] fundamentalsPls:

Am I wrong to be freaking out here?

I have placed over 5 orders so far and they have all arrive, however I placed two orders this month and neither have arrive. They are both from separate vendors on separate marketplaces.

Vendor 1 always sent his product out and it was here by the next day, he is on SR. He sent out my order on the 12th or 13th of June and it still hasn't arrived, this wouldn't worry me usually but he is domestic, and all orders were here by the next day.

Vendor 2 is from Bluesky and when I placed this same order last month, they were shipped 3 days later and arrived within 3 days. Currently the order was shipped immediately on the day of June 9th and still haven't arrived to this day.

Am I being paranoid? or is there legit reason to be concerned that both packages have taken roughly a week despite that not being the normality?


[2 Points] Ashitaka_:

What's a good starting dose for 2c-b?


[2 Points] Illuzzi0nz:

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[1 Points] 1percentof1:

How do they make the blue meth blue? Is it really because of methylamine like on breaking bad?


[1 Points] Oneand1:

Two questions in this fine forum, if I may.

First, why does methamphetamine not seem to be appreciated by continental Europeans? It is about the finest North American product since the Corvette, and yet it (perhaps as the Corvette) fails to find what would seem to be an obvious market in the EU and associated countries.

Second, why is it that so many DNM sellers post page upon page of warnings, FE permutations, PGP-suggestions, and then fail to follow the most basic of security protocols in terms of delaying/randomizing shipping by something like 1-3 days, driving an extra 50 miles (80 kms) across a border (fuck me, if I were a customs agent, I'd open every single Dutch letter), man, the most basic stuff?


[1 Points] wanderlust555:

when using coinbase, i'm supposed to transfer my coins to bitfog. do i then transfer them from bitfog straight to agora?


[1 Points] garyglittermyhero:

When signing up to bitcoin services should I be taking all precautions to stay anonymous? tor/tails etc etc. Or is that just when I'm viewing/using darknet markets?


[1 Points] None:

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[1 Points] puremood:

precursors?


[1 Points] None:

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[1 Points] coppish:

Is there any way to order without setting up a Tor browser? I share a computer with two guys and I don't trust using this computer and can't afford another. I just want some damn LSD and I can't find it anywhere in town.


[1 Points] DEAshill:

I want to order some LSD because some friends are coming in from out of town, but my current roommates are straight-edge as fuck, and really tweaky. Is there any way I could pick up a package somewhere that wasn't my doorstep or a PO box? Or will I have to try to find a street vendor?


[1 Points] piradis:

placed order on friday, vendor still hasn't shipped; when should i be concerned?


[1 Points] StonedSorcerer:

Probably the most moronic question on here buy how do I get into sr2?.. I have tor and have been on in the past but as of recently I can't get on, the url in the sidebar of /r/silkroad doesn't work for me anymore..


[1 Points] JMSyrup:

I found a deal on argora and It looks a little too good to be true, anyone have experience with this product/vendor? http://agorahooawayyfoe.onion/p/Fk914gqhTt


[1 Points] fundamentalsPls:

How safe is it to order 500 pills from holland to UK? Is there a fair chance it will be intercepted?


[0 Points] 1percentof1:

How do i become a mod here?