Sobering Up Sunday!

Now that you're sobering up from your DNM-fueled weekend, come tell us about your hijinks! A mod will give their favorite story each week a month of Reddit gold and a little something else which is a surprise! Winners may not disclose the surprise or they'll have it taken back. Curious what it is? You'll have to win to find out.


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[7 Points] throwitwaywaywayaway:

Sitting here since 7AM next to half a lightbulb, torch lighter, and about 250mg of DMT.

I know I'm going to end up making a little jaunt to the spirit realm but I can't quite seem to get myself psyched enough to take the plunge just yet.


[7 Points] noshoppn:

Three day weekend in the UK no need to sober up just yet


[5 Points] yomamasbananas:

14 oxy 10s later...and my weekend was one to remember! (Or so ive been told). I dont remember anything...


[6 Points] lookatheclouds:

Lastnight I ran out of weed because I dropped half tab (sold as 350ug) acid Friday night, so I decided tonight was a good night to get drunk, and boy was I wrong. So I drove two hours with a couple friends to party, my friend dabbles a little in to the blow and the other just wants some pussy. So we get there and I quickly down a shitty beer. (Coor's light.) Next I realize there is some jagger meister so I take a shot with my bestfriend. Then I pour up a round of four shots and he goes away leaving his 2 shots. This other girl let's call her L takes the other two shots and I do the rest. Soon we decide Perkins is an excellent idea, so we begin the 1/4 mile journey which felt like it took forever. On the way there I'm getting increasingly drunk. (I drank on an empty stomach as well.) We make it to Perkins and sit down and that's when I realized how drunk I am. Shortly after I get up to go to the bathroom and use the table to get up knocking over all the drinks spilling them on the floor and table. I felt so bad. I make my way to the bathroom and splash some water on my face. I make it back to the table unharmed, I felt so bad about spilling the drinks so I cleaned up my mess. Nothing too exciting happens while eating and on the way back. Once I get back I decide I'm too drunk and need sleep so another friend let's call him A. A sets me up with a blanket and pillow on the floor and goes to the other apartment to continue partying. I run up to the bathroom and do what's necessary, at that point I decided I no longer needed pants or a shirt. Then I make my way to the floor and cover up and pass out. During the night a friend took a picture of me as well which I'll post upon request. L was touched in an un ok manner as I was sleeping and started freaking out about crying etc.. then I woke up saw a few really stupid texts and started nursing the hangover until I sit here typing this. Hope every ones weekend was swell have an excellent rest of your sunday.


[3 Points] MyBlueberryTits:

Doing dmt trip report- The faces smiled, and seemed to not really be interested in me. But I definitely wasn’t alone. I stared at the ceiling as the came into view, they greeted me, as I stared in disbelief they slowly drifted in front of my consciousness, my body no longer existed, Three figures watching me, aware of me, two were feminine, the other was masculine. I tried to control the experience, but the male figure waved his finger at me, in a way telling me I wasn’t in control, at that point the colossal colors raged even harder, more chaotic as if the trip was being forced onto me. I could do nothing but let go and finally give in. As I gave into the void, the two feminine figures gently touched my conscious skin. They seemed so unreal yet I felt them there, and they perceived me better than I did them, yet when they reached through me I felt the sensation as more than real, I became engulfed in energy with information, answering everything, to understand finally knowing the answer was always right there in front of me, just waiting for the right instrument to hit that exact note, I watched as they slowly vanish into the walls, and sank into the floors, more and more my original perceptions were returning, and I once again became aware of who I am, and who we ARE... Harmony Exist yet its up to you to make it there. As of now You are every things way of feeling, and sensing itself.


[4 Points] None:

I took MDMA last night, now I feel like shit so I'm cranky posting on here to deal with it to spare my wife my bullshit. MDMA is so not worth the comedown.


[3 Points] None:

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[3 Points] UnicornSE:

Still mildly up in the clouds from last night's dab sessions

Whoops


[2 Points] octomarvel:

This weekend I did lots of porn. Shit was raw as hell.

=)


[1 Points] sssimasnek:

fuckkking deaddd and probably got a near all nighter ahead of me. a gram of caffeine since Friday, phenibut, drinking and weed friday night and saturday night rolling with a few drinks. Need to get me some stronger stims


[1 Points] The_Grid_Is_Up:

Burned through the last of my PVP and PHP on Friday (good thing S-I is back), and took some 6-APB last night. Today my brain feels burned...but oddly I'm not depressed. Yet.


[1 Points] Subox1_8:

Got a g of fu-fent wed. and blew threw it by friday, had to take extra subs to stay well, and have had nothing today, I feel like hell but ses la vie.


[1 Points] twotoethomas:

Well I successfully defended attack from vampire hunters in my neighborhood. Played a 8 hour set of spacejam themed remixes that were pure fire. whilst excessive consumption of amp in a dungeon until you reLIZE YOUR TURNTABLES IS JUST A STOVE and u should be more careful with 200 hits of forgotten 25i nboh dissolving through your ushanka into your forehead for weeks


[1 Points] spencerrrrrrrr:

Dropped 200ug LSD Friday night, went to a rave Saturday had whiskey, half a gram of coke, a ritalin and a cap of MDMA over the night. The comedown off that was fucked up.


[1 Points] thatskank:

So there I was listening to some Marshmello, mello-ing out on some xanax bars I was testing from various vendors, taking photos of their products, preparing my typical review formats since I had about 4 I planned on doing, when I got a call from one of the project leads for a project I'm not currently on and have virtually nothing to do with. I'm contracted out to this publisher for a specific project as one of their build engineers. She implored me to head to the office because one of her build engineers left abruptly rudely using his PTO during what would be considered crunch time during certain milestones in a software's development cycle as she had about million changes in-line needing to be compiled before Monday.

Now let me explain how fucking aggressively annoying this is. I have virtually no knowledge of their product, or their programmers and their individual coding styles which all may slightly differ from person to person just as one may write speeches or papers using their preferred syntax etc. So it's like asking me to come in and take paragraphs for said speech each written by a different person who are all supposed to be in some form of alignment and make it all sound like it was written by one person; the end result being their work will be of high quality and compile without error. We use the term in-line to identify which pieces of code were submitted when and identify their place in the 'bigger picture'.

So here I am trying not to slur my speech on the call, agreeing to do the work. Why? I got a huge stash of RXChemist's modafinil by my side.

I pop 2 of those puppies, chug em down with crystal pepsi and bring in my trusty bag of mountain dews (yes I know I'm THAT guy)

I get to the building late at night; it was already late. I badge through several layers of security, elevators, etc the whole time trying to hide my xanax gait from basically just the building security wondering what I'm doing there.

Then I sit down at my desk, all 4 monitors just waiting for me; basking me in their 75hz that's given me my beautiful tan and terrible eyesight and BOOM full nootropic clarity takes over. I'm sitting down. The xanax now just easing the stress of doing this bullshit jackass's job.

The changelist I had to compile was of medium size, but I was on full blast by this point, and with 4 displays I was able to put it all together before I even cracked open my 2nd Dew. And just because the modafinil always makes you want to go the extra mile, I touched things up a bit even though it compiled on the first go. I saw a couple things that if tweaked delivered a much more solid build for the team when they come into the office Monday (today)

Wham bam thank you ma'am drugs and the next two days off. I felt a little cocky leaving at 2am but there was nobody relevant to say, 'fuck you and your shit I just pwned'. So here I am with you guys hoping I didn't bore you rolling into the corporate world from our little DNM world as a walking example people can do drugs recreationally while performing skilled labor for dumb anti drug fucks that quite honestly sometimes do a much worse of a job than you and I.

Thanks for reading.