Moronic Monday - your weekly stupid questions thread!

Hey /r/DarkNetMarkets, it is time for Moronic Monday!

Post your questions here - stupid or otherwise - to get an answer. Anyone can post a question and the community as a whole is invited and encouraged to provide an answer. Many questions get submitted late each week that don't get a lot of action, so if your question didn't get answered before, feel free to post it again.

If you are a noob, check out our comprehensive FAQ; it is essentially a guide for buying from a DarkNet Market. You may also find it helpful to take a look at our informative community posts, which are full of valuable information and tips.

We do ask that you refrain from abusing noobs in this thread. Remember that everyone had to start somewhere.

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Comments


[8 Points] dangerousdenan:

Is it actually dangerous to run with scissors or is it just parents scare mongering?


[6 Points] assumedmarch:

So, the rules of DNMnoobs make it quite clear that one should always use your own name on a delivery.

BUT I live in a house with over 5 foreighners, coming and going, with an average stay of 3-4 months. Should I throw on an invented, plausible, name??


[3 Points] altnonames:

So I just got 1G of coke off Dream and the product obviously came vacsealed... however, I want to throw it in a small resealable baggie so I can carry it around but the only one I have has had ~10 tabs of LSD in it for the last few months.

I obviously took the tabs out but if I move the coke into the baggie how likely is it that I start tripping balls when I rip my first line?


[3 Points] -YOUpeople-:

Ever since using Monero, my dick has gotten 2 inches longer. Is this the usual? I'm loving it! SHUM! Actually SHUME - Shuold have used Monero EARLIER!!!!


[1 Points] MOST_mdmAMAZiNG_1:

Why are the bots soooooo dumb?


[2 Points] MandyThatGirl:

Will huffing Dust-off make me a stupid?


[2 Points] Pukingwine:

Can I purchase btc from coinbase > mixer > market wallet or should there be a few more steps in there


[2 Points] ragedkillcam:

Where is the best place to buy hulu accounts? I know about many sites like plati.market and wbcenter for netflix account but can not seem to find any hulu ones.


[1 Points] iTimer:

why do my feet smell if they don't have a nose?


[1 Points] greenbo4t:

Ok, this is admittedly a dumb question.

When you enter your address on a page should you encrypt using the vendor key? or would the market do it automatically?

The market doesnt seem to say to do that. And if the market is already doing it you might 'double encrypt' your message.


[1 Points] ProtossIsBroken:

What's the best / most straightforward way to get bitcoin from Coinbase account to Dream?