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Vendor Name/Marketplace: |
MarleysMainMan - Nuclues |
Product/s reviewed: |
Bruce Banner #3, Banana Kush, Chernobyl, Green Crack |
International?: |
no |
Vendor requires FE?: |
yes |
Price before shipping: |
750 USD/112g, 220 USD/28g |
Shipping cost: |
7 USD |
Customer Service: | pick one below with an "x" like this: [x] |
[x]+5 |
Superb: Polite, prompt, ensures satisfaction |
[ ]+4 |
Good: Professional, exhibits customer care |
[ ]+3 |
Satisfactory: Adequate responses, resolved issue |
[ ]+2 |
Marginal: Subpar communication, partial resolution |
[ ]+1 |
Bad: Poor communication, no resolution |
[ ]+0 |
Awful: Abusive responses, no resolution |
Product Quality: | pick one below |
[ ]+5 |
Highest purity - highly potent |
[x]+4 |
Mostly pure - potent |
[ ]+3 |
Minor cut or impurity - strong |
[ ]+2 |
Cut and/or impure - medium to weak |
[ ]+1 |
Almost entirely cut - very weak |
[ ]+0 |
Possibly bunk - no effect |
Processing Speed: | pick one below |
[x]+5 |
Processed & marked shipped in 24hrs |
[ ]+4 |
Processed & marked shipped in 48 hrs |
[ ]+3 |
Processed & marked shipped in 72 hrs |
[ ]+2 |
Package is late |
[ ]+1 |
Package is very late |
[ ]+0 |
Never received package |
Price Value: | pick one below |
[x]+5 |
Excellent - great value & low cost |
[ ]+4 |
Moderate - worthy value & fair cost |
[ ]+3 |
At-market - neither good nor bad |
[ ]+2 |
Below-market - so-so value, high cost |
[ ]+1 |
Exorbitant - low value, excessive cost |
[ ]+0 |
Rip-off - little-to-no value, unjustified cost |
Stealth & OpSec: | check all that apply |
[x]+1 |
Vacuum-sealed |
[x]+1 |
Mylar/non-porous container |
[ ]+1 |
Decoy/misdirection |
[x]+1 |
Low package profile |
[x]+1 |
Good OpSec/PGP |
TOTAL: | (92/100 ) |
pictures here
PSA: ALWAYS research your vendors before making a purchase. NEVER spend more than you can afford losing when doing an FE deal. I had a pleasure of dealing with MMM for a QP / oz order. Shipped to door in 2-3 days each order. Pretty standard stealth.
Each time the batch would weigh ~2g over, and he once hooked me up with a free eighth sample of banana kush. Strain reviews below.
Bruce Banner #3(Sativa)
- Nose : sweet, pine, chemical
- Bud : super dense. once ground up, it powderizes into THC crystals. They're like little bricks of THC in plant form.
- High : Upon 2-3 rips, I felt as if I got punched in the fucking face. That turned into a smooth body high and a good energy that lasted for a while. For reference, I dab multiple times a day, so my tolerance is pretty high. This shit got me blasted after 3/4 of a bowl.
Banana Kush(Indica)
- Nose : sweet, tropical, chemical
- Bud : pretty fluffy. fire looking hair everywhere. When ground, smells like a combination of very ripe banana + pine cleaner.
- High : Relaxing, tingly body high that moves between your torso and your head. Good for night time usage.
Chernobyl(S-Hybrid)
- Nose : sweet, sour, citrus
- Bud : mildly dense. nice looking hair saying hello here and there.
- High : Relaxing yet refreshing. Gives you a pretty nice body high but not couchlocked. Good for anytime.
Green Crack (Indica)
- Nose : sour, citrus, sweet
- Bud : mildly dense with a hint of hair.
- High : Refreshing and energetic as expected from green crack. I had some leftover sativa phenotype of green crack as well, so decided to try out MMM's indica variety.
tl;dr : for the price, these buds are very fair and fire. MMM will hook you up.
So frosty. Makes my back pain tingle with excitement. Mouth has been watering since the pics of the blueberry headband...damnit! lol Good review though.