Vendor Conspiracy Theory

What's up druggies. I have a theory that I think is based on sound evidence and reasoning. You know that dude Vendor_BBMC (most do here I'm sure). Well... bear with me...

He's an ILLUMINATI drug dealer. Let's look at the facts: Fact 1: Vendor_BBMC has been vending for years without ever being caught. Fact 2: Vendor_BBMC would not spend his money on reddit if he was a millionaire. Fact 3: Vendor_BBMC always post pictures of his methamphetamine, and everytime, he puts his phone in the frame, which has the screen saver of an eyeball. This is a known and CONFIRMED illuminati sign.

Think about this. The US Government controls the drugs in America. They wage war for heroin, they flood Chicago with dope and they let the superlabs operate with impunity, pretending to bust one every now and then. But as long as the beans pay their cut, the CIA doesn't fuck them up. So this is what I'm thinking about Vendor_BBMC. The illuminati wants us to have meth, because meth zombifies and fucks up the world. The illuminati realizes the dark net is a huge market of potential with thousands of buyers for their products.

Now, this isn't to say Vendor_BBMC aint the goddamn shit -- he is -- but he's still an Illuminati shill.


Comments


[5 Points] RIP_Meth_9000:

BTW....I'm a Freemason.....Bahahahahahahaa.....METH IS LIFE!!!!!


[2 Points] None:

I wouldn't say that meth zombifies. Weed on the other hand...


[2 Points] TheBarbarShop:

did he send you meth?


[1 Points] DEEPTHROAT_DN:

Fascinating :/