[Vendor Review] Umbreon - 5g 2-FMA - my new favorite DNM RC vendor

  1. Setting
  2. Vendor - Umbreon
  3. Market - AlphaBay
  4. Product - 5g 2-FMA
  5. Price - $70
  6. Countries - United States (Domestic Only)
  7. Vendor
  8. Service - Great service from this vendor, I am a DNM noob and he helped me with a few silly mistakes.
  9. Shipping - Holy shit is this guy my neighbor? Package received in 2 days!
  10. Stealth - Stealth was exceptional for a domestic order. Multiple visual barriers and multiple MBB bags
  11. Security - idk what to write here
  12. Communication - Like I said above, communication with this vendor was great. He was helpful with the order process.
  13. Product
  14. Weight - Product weighed in just over 5g (according to my gemini, idk how accurate those are) but anyway I'm happy
  15. Purity - Now I am new to the DMN community, but I've been in the RC game for a long time and I can say this shit is top notch.
  16. Potency - 2-FMA makes adderall look like a cup of coffee. Get yourself some 2-FMA
  17. Price Value - I'd say 5g/$70 is a great price for this product.
  18. Aesthetic - Fluffy white powder that kinda clumped to together, but no crystals or anything ( a good sign ) Comments:

Great Vendor!

DETAILED CHECKBOX
Vendor Name/Marketplace: Umbreon/ AlphaBay
Product/s reviewed: 5g 2-FMA
International?: United States
Vendor requires FE?: No
Price before shipping: $70
Shipping cost: $0 (Thats right, free shipping motherfucker)
Customer Service:
[x]+5 Superb: Polite, prompt, ensures satisfaction
[ ]+4 Good: Professional, exhibits customer care
[ ]+3 Satisfactory: Adequate responses, resolved issue
[ ]+2 Marginal: Subpar communication, partial resolution
[ ]+1 Bad: Poor communication, no resolution
[ ]+0 Awful: Abusive responses, no resolution
Product Quality:
[x]+5 Highest purity - highly potent
[ ]+4 Mostly pure - potent
[ ]+3 Minor cut or impurity - strong
[ ]+2 Cut and/or impure - medium to weak
[ ]+1 Almost entirely cut - very weak
[ ]+0 Possibly bunk - no effect
Processing Speed:
[x]+5 Processed & marked shipped in 24hrs
[ ]+4 Processed & marked shipped in 48 hrs
[ ]+3 Processed & marked shipped in 72 hrs
[ ]+2 Package is late
[ ]+1 Package is very late
[ ]+0 Never received package
Price Value:
[x]+5 Excellent - great value & low cost
[ ]+4 Moderate - worthy value & fair cost
[ ]+3 At-market - neither good nor bad
[ ]+2 Below-market - so-so value, high cost
[ ]+1 Exorbitant - low value, excessive cost
[ ]+0 Rip-off - little-to-no value, unjustified cost
Stealth & OpSec: check all that apply
[x]+1 Vacuum-sealed
[x]+1 Mylar/non-porous container
[ ]+1 Decoy/misdirection
[x]+1 Low package profile
[x]+1 Good OpSec/PGP
TOTAL: (96 for 100)

(each category is worth 5 points)


Comments


[3 Points] darknetQuest:

Umbreon is great! Haven't been able to snag some of his bigger orders but I plan to do so soon.


[2 Points] None:

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[2 Points] tugsfordrugs:

What is your ideal dose?


[1 Points] None:

I wish I had seen his listing before dropping 70 on lesstoxic's 1g.


[1 Points] Theeconomist1:

I do like vendors who go above and beyond in communication and shipping. Ive always appreciated the vendor who'll humor my paranoia and my questions.