Hey guys, I'm a Coke novice and this is my first white since Highclub a few weeks ago. Hope you enjoy reading.
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Vendor Name/Marketplace: |
RotesKliff / Nucleus Market |
Product/s reviewed: |
0.5g of Cocaine |
International?: |
(list countries) No, within Germany |
Vendor requires FE?: |
(yes or no) No |
Price before shipping: |
About 60 dollars |
Shipping cost : |
3 dollarydoos |
Customer Service: | pick one below with an "x" like this: [x] |
[x]+5 |
Superb: Polite, prompt, ensures satisfaction |
[ ]+4 |
Good: Professional, exhibits customer care |
[ ]+3 |
Satisfactory: Adequate responses, resolved issue |
[ ]+2 |
Marginal: Subpar communication, partial resolution |
[ ]+1 |
Bad: Poor communication, no resolution |
[ ]+0 |
Awful: Abusive responses, no resolution |
Product Quality: | pick one below |
[x]+5 |
Highest purity - highly potent |
[ ]+4 |
Mostly pure - potent |
[ ]+3 |
Minor cut or impurity - strong |
[ ]+2 |
Cut and/or impure - medium to weak |
[ ]+1 |
Almost entirely cut - very weak |
[ ]+0 |
Possibly bunk - no effect |
Processing Speed: | pick one below |
[x]+5 |
Processed & marked shipped in 24hrs |
[ ]+4 |
Processed & marked shipped in 48 hrs |
[ ]+3 |
Processed & marked shipped in 72 hrs |
[ ]+2 |
Package is late |
[ ]+1 |
Package is very late |
[ ]+0 |
Never received package |
Price Value: | pick one below |
[x]+5 |
Excellent - great value & low cost |
[ ]+4 |
Moderate - worthy value & fair cost |
[ ]+3 |
At-market - neither good nor bad |
[ ]+2 |
Below-market - so-so value, high cost |
[ ]+1 |
Exorbitant - low value, excessive cost |
[ ]+0 |
Rip-off - little-to-no value, unjustified cost |
Stealth & OpSec: | check all that apply |
[x]+1 |
Vacuum-sealed |
[ ]+1 |
Mylar/non-porous container |
[x]+1 |
Decoy/misdirection |
[x]+1 |
Low package profile |
[x]+1 |
Good OpSec/PGP |
TOTAL: | (x4 for % ) 96 / 100 |
I had ordered Coke only once previously, from Highclub. His coke is terribly overpriced though, it's 160 for a gram. When I first shot it, it was good. That doesn't mean much however, since I have no Cocaine tolerance, so I probably woulda rushed off of bunk. Looked around Nuke for some other domestic vendors then and came upon RotesKliff. Near flawless ratings and at ~110 a gram, much cheaper too.
Shipment was half as fast Highclub, two days between day of the order and arrival. Not the vendor's fault, he shipped the day he accepted my order. It's a large letter, like carton material or something. Looks a bit different than most my mail but it's enough for domestic. The decoy is pretty funny. My only issue was that the baggy was leaking powder, only a few grains though and it coulda been due to me not beng gentle enough when ripping it out. Coke looks beautiful, rocked up and it has that lovely smell of good Coke, which reminds me of gas for some reason.
Here's where it gets scary. I shot up two little rocks, about the same I'd do with Highclub's dope. Nothing at first, I figured maybe I missed some.
Then I get lightheaded. Describing this as euphoria is an understatement. I feel like I'm bout to die, heart rate through the roof and I'm babbling like a Tourette's patient. Can't stand still, run around my room, fidget some. I feel like my neck could burst any minute. Then all the unpleasurable physical side effect subside for a while and I'm left with the hardest rush I've experienced so far. I'm yakking like a motherfucker, every movement feels like I'm a too well-oiled robot. Limbs just flailing around. Can't post anymore now, since I'm still well under the influence. This coke has legs even, been 15 minutes. I cannot WAIT to shoot this in a speedball.
In the spirit of harm reduction I'd recommend you guys take it easy though. I did too much for damn sure. I got a quick glimpse in the face of a IV coke OD, and IT AIN'T FUN.
Verdict. This is the go-to coke guy in Germany. I read the Highclub review from the Asian dude the other day. From the lackluster stealth to the meh quality it sounds exactly like HC's Coke. That said, give RotesKliff a shot if you're domestic. I don't know when he'll do EU, but it's only a matter of time cause he took the German Coke game by storm.
Anyway guys, it's been real. I gotta wait another 30 min now to shoot up again. Fuck, I hate these breaks. Not even dope has me fiending like this lol.
"every movement feels like I'm a too well-oiled robot"
makes me want to do cocaine and I don't even like coke lold