Goofyboots 5,000mg Brownies - Serious dosage WARNING & Product Review

Details
_Vendor: [Goofyboots]
_Market: [Direct Deal - goofyboots@sigaint.org]
_Product: [2 5,000mg Brownies - $20 each]
_Shipped from: [USA]
_Shipped to: [USA]
_Required FE: [Direct Deal]
_Vacuum Sealed: [YES + Mylar]
_Decoy: [YES]
_Handwriting: [NO]
Rating
_Communication: [10] / 10
_Stealth: [10] / 10
_Shipping time: [10] / 10
_Price value: [10] / 10
_Aesthetics: [10] / 10
_Weight: [10] / 10
_Quality: [10] / 10
_Transaction: [10] / 10
_Vendor: [10] / 10
_Drug: [10] / 10
TOTAL SCORE: [100] / 100

Sorry if I am doing this improperly, this is my first actual review on here but I have seen many so should be ok. Anyways, been using Goofy since Abraxas without any problems. Probably 8 or so orders. He is quick to ship same day which is a huge huge plus for a buyer, supplies a tracking number if requested, and my packs have always arrived within 3 days from order. Sometimes 2!! What more could I ask for?

Now onto the product review, I normally don't buy edibles because they never seem to work well. Goofy assured me he had the perfect product so I ended up buying 2 of his 5,000mg brownies. He warned me beforehand not to eat more than 1/8th of the brownie my first time because they are seriously strong and I could end up overwhelmed by the strength. Coming from someone who dabs daily I didn't think much of this recommendation and decided to eat a 1/4 of it. Within about an hour I was starting to feel it, a whole body sensation I have never felt from weed before. Awesome feeling non the less. Anyways at about this time a buddy of mine came over and I shared 1/4 with him too and we ended up playing some Xbox for awhile. I was nearly 2hrs in and HOLY GOD DAMN I was so incredibly high I didn't even know what was going on. I ended up having to refrain from playing Xbox and step outside for a bit, probably one of the single most intense moments I have ever experienced in my life I was so damn high. Well long story short because I could drag on forever about it but my buddy had a similar experience as I did except he had to get home and was way to high to drive, ended having to have his brother come get him, went home and passed out, overslept the next morning, and missed work. Haha These things are NUTS.

So I guess the moral of the story here is, take the vendors advice, don't drive, don't eat these before work, and be prepared to get higher that you have ever been. No joke, shits crazy.

PICS SOON!!


Comments


[24 Points] Pelican_Vendor:

God I love overeating edibles.

Except when you get a panick attack (just kidding who gets those)

My favorite is when you are so high you think of stuff but you actually do them and then your not sure if you did them or you just said it or thought it because FUCK MAN then you say "I'm so fucking high right now"


[18 Points] goofyboots_dnm:

Whoa! I was just browsing Reddit and saw this thread at the top of DNM :)

TY Buzzing420 for the great review, I hope your friend didn't get into trouble D: Your words are very kind. Email me sometime and I'll get you hooked up with some freebies for the effort with shipping on the house.

For those who asked I am currently direct only for the next few days. I am currently waiting to be accepted on Oasis market. Great market BTW! Highly recommended for those who haven't used it yet.

If you want to chat you can reach me at goofyboots (at) sigaint.org or check me out on Oasis!

Cheers all!

I'm now on Oasis!

http://oasisnvwltxvmqqz.onion/listing/1554


[5 Points] None:

Lol dude I'll pay for someones brownie if they eat it all at once and film themselves doing it.


[2 Points] None:

Ok u sold em. Me want


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[1 Points] HappySodomy:

5000mg brownies for $20? Shit, that is a deal. This guy have a market, cannot check grams at the moment.


[1 Points] Throwaw1776:

Sounds like a batch of cookies I made once. Always used trim to make treats, this time I happened to use a lot, and it was mostly really trich-ey popcorn. I'm used to my treats being somewhat mild, I can usually eat a couple and be pretty baked. I ate one of these cookies and didn't feel much an hour in. So I proceeded to eat 2 more. 2 hours later I was basically tripping, minus any real visuals. A complete mindfuck. A big dose of edibles will make you realize why Marijuana is considered a hallucinogen. Definitely important to start small and give it a couple hours before eating more, just in case it gets on top of you. Once I realized what these cookies could do I gave them to friends with instructions to not eat more than half. Even eating one or less off them had people completely spun, but at least they were warned.


[1 Points] JburnaDNM:

Awesome. Nothing like the full body high you get from edibles. Good review that will lead to me purchasing one. I wonder how high I would be if I ate the whole fuckkn thing. Only one way to find out. Was it overwhelming in the sense of giving you anxiety?


[1 Points] psylocibicus:

How the hell can he sell 5000mg of THC for $20 and still make some money? Serious question here.

It doesn't make sense to me. Maybe if it's from a medical state (?).


[1 Points] 3chainzyolo2:

5000 MG!!!!hopping on that shit!


[1 Points] FagDamager:

I need some strong edibles in the UK


[1 Points] moreFunAccount:

I can confirm that goofyboots's brownies are insane.


[-2 Points] IilIIIiIIIIIiIIIiI:

I once ate 2g of Hash thinking it would do little to nothing. Never have I been so high in my entire fucking life. I don't think I will ever hit that plateau. The only times I ever get fucked up by weed is when they come in edible form, every single time.