VENDOR REVIEW: offdabrick

VENDOR: offdabrick

MARKET: Dream Market

PRODUCT: 1g purest cocaine available

PRICE: $90.00

SHIPPING COST: priority - 4 day max in transit $9.00

TOR2DOOR: 5 Days

COMUNICATION: Messaged the vendor and recived an encrypted reply within 24hrs.

STEALTH: Vacum Bagged, Printed Labels, Visual Barrier, Effective Decoy. Solid stealth, props to the vendor for going the extra mile here.

PRODUCT APPEARANCE: Almost perfectly white with a matte finish with just a bit of shimmer to it. As far as im concerned this wasn't "fishscale" like i've seen (but wasn't advertised as such). Has the characteristic "jungle" (alkaline) smell, but not as upfront as im used to. There was a weird smell I couldn't identify that seemed chemical, no petrol smell though.

Image: https://anonimage.net/view/qTUbbS1qji

WEIGHT: 1.09 Grams (1090mg) (Recieved 9% more than advertised)

Image: https://anonimage.net/view/qhZ8CfY3WB

SNIFF TEST: Since it wasn't fishscale, I decided against hotplating the first line. 70mg had a strong burn after the initial sniff. Hit me around 5 minutes, numbing wasn't immediate (slowly creeping on as the good stuff does) but it didn't numb me upstairs very much. Mostly just where i had put it on my gums. The feeling of euphoria was definitely there, strong. The high lasted about 43 minutes and the comedown was VERY clean. Nice and gradual, with no urge to re-dose and i didn't feel bad at all.

To describe it in one word: Clean

Image: https://anonimage.net/view/i5hR1wjYY

NEXT DAY: Did not feel any flu like symptoms (so probably no levi), no stuffy nose, and no nose bleeds. Very happy with how unaffected I was by the next day.

WATER TEST: Started with 10mg cocaine in the glass. First drop dissolved around 30%. Second drop dissolved around 70%. Third entirely dissolved the cocaine. Nothing remained. (Taste) No petrol, correct numbing, tasted strongly of alkaloids.

First Drop: https://anonimage.net/view/IZMNvSGB5y

Second Drop: https://anonimage.net/view/TLZkdMpIr2

Third Drop: https://anonimage.net/view/jGyrbzmmY

BLEACH TEST: Dropped 10mg of cocaine into the bleach. Some of the chunks fell immediately which isn't ideal but they clearly have nice streams of cocaine trailing. The majority fell very slowly. No color change. There was the characteristic oil slick on the top (not much). The only alarming thing was this yellowish gunk that formed on the bottom of the glass. Not sure what that was (see pic).

Image: https://anonimage.net/view/etYAyXnycE

Gunk: https://anonimage.net/view/4DWqmNYquJ

TRIPLE ANHYDROUS ACETONE WASH: Started with 0.49g (490mg) of cocaine. Washed with 15ml, 10ml, and 5ml then filtered. Recovered 0.41g (410mg) of cocaine for a loss of 0.08g. Making this somewhere around 83.7% pure cocaine. (This wash does not remove most cuts or impurities. Only excess alkaloids. Percentage is only an educated estimate.)

Seperation: https://anonimage.net/view/7OnhXzGz0L

End Result: https://anonimage.net/view/48RBt0qHdc

This was my first time trying out a vendor of "connoisseur" cocaine and I wasn't as impressed as I felt I should be considering the price difference. Aesthetically, this product was a bit disappointing compared to other vendors I have tried. I have reached out to odb to see if this is how the coke usually looks and will update once I recieve a response. While the high was good, the high was negligibly(if any) better than the coke that I routinely get around $75/g but I will say that the comedown was much more gradual. Despite this small hangup, odb is a tried and true vendor with solid shipping times coupled with quality stealth, so if you have a bit of extra cash try it for yourself!

Keep an eye out and reply with vendors you'd like to see tested in the future (TTD up next), as well as suggestions for the review.


Comments


[9 Points] JburnaDNM:

When did you order and receive? I’m on day 7 waiting for an ODB express pack.


[7 Points] None:

*solid shipping times = might want to remove that from your review, there's close to a dozen avengers alone waiting for weeks now on packs.


[5 Points] TheOpiateKing:

Surprised odb has so much time to shill while running his 50 shit vendor accounts.


[6 Points] yoBigFish:

That's 1090mg


[4 Points] Eatup2390:

90 a gram GEEZUS 😳


[3 Points] KeepMeAFewDollars:

Looks like garbage


[3 Points] SloppyJoeLieberman:

I wouldn't consider ODB a vendor of connoisseur cocaine so it isn't surprising you were disappointed. Thanks for the detailed review, though. We need more of those.


[1 Points] BlackGoatSemen:

Good review hombre. Thanks.

Makes me want to try some out...