Mail man hands you package, you sign for it, walk inside throw that bitch on the ground and go back to spanking your meet to Bailey Jay and friends.
"THIS IS THE MOTHER FUCKING POLICE" Loud crash and your door comes flying off the hinges. LE comes swarming in like you're the next Osama Bin Ladden ready to wipe out the mother fucking planet.
LE: Get on the ground now!
You: lay down
LE: Who is (name on package)?!
You: raise your hand
LE: "Did I tell you to move you fucking sludge ball?! I don't think so!!"
You: lowers your hand
LE: "You can tell us who ordered this package of 1 gram of 99% tylenol straight off the brick?"
You:....
LE: Tell us and things will go much smoother for you
You:....
LE: Want to play hardball kid? IF you dont cooperate your life is over. This is 20 years on the shelf easy, 30 if I don't like your attitude.
You:...
LE: Tell us right now or I'll personally see to it that you rot in a cell all alone for the rest of your natural born life.
You:....
LE: Thats it, cuff him!
You:... not resisting
.... moments later at jail.....
LE, different agent: c'mon man, we know everyone makes mistakes. Just tell us what you did so we can all go home. Its not that big of a deal.
You: I want my lawyer
LE: Fuck.
....lawyer approaches....
Lawyer: Whats going on here
You: These cops trynna snatch my crops bruh I aint do it tho
Lawyer: What did you tell them?
You: Ion say shit cuh real shit I just laid there and one called me a sludge ball man hurt my feelns too man that shit hurt cuh
Lawyer: Word.
Lawyer: Goes outside talking with LE
LE: *open door with menacing look "you're free to go"
You: Hah, goteem.
Grade A shit post. Made me laugh cuh