/r/DNMParanoia is your one-stop outlet for venting all of your endless paranoid delusions. Is the mailman snorting your coke right now? Are three-letter agencies bugging your parents house because you ordered too much Modafinil? Are your Xanax bars actually just chalk, ground up bugs, and talcum powder? We want to hear about it.
Next time you are about to shit your pants because the mailbox was empty this morning, come on down to /r/DNMParanoia and let loose your barrage of stimulant-fueled ravings onto your keyboard and straight to the waiting eyes and equally delusional minds of our team of highly qualified bartards, tweakers, junkies, and permafried flower power anachronisms eager to dispense barely legible advice and astute legal council.
Hopefully this will become a thing, and not just for Belize joke posts but for that mental grey area where you might need a second opinion to see if you should be really concerned or are just overly paranoid.