[Vendor Review] TheGrandWizardsLair

Never have I met a vendor so professional. I've only done several deals, but this one takes the cake. I needed some soma for a medical condition I'm experiencing that is quite painful and involves muscle spasticity (can't go into details because I don't want to reveal too much personal information, for security purposes). The grand wizard was the only vendor selling Soma, but he was in vacation mode on blackbank. I messaged him anyways asking when he would return, and to my surprise he offered to sell the somas to me off-market. He was very understanding of my situation and his responses to my messages were very prompt (5-10 minutes at the most). It was obvious to me that he takes his position as a vendor very seriously and respects his customers. I appreciate that a great deal.

This guy had EVERY opportunity to rip me off. He knew I was a relative noob to the DNM, and I literally sent bitcoin directly to his address- not through the market. He had responded to my messages within 5-10 minutes like a true professional. It was incredible. Again, he easily could have taken my bitcoin and ignored me- there was no proof I'd ever made a purchase from him.

Instead, the package arrived on time with the desired amount of medication. I am happy to say that the Soma has helped tremendously with my muscular pain. I cannot thank this vendor enough. He was courteous, professional, understanding, and generous. He deserves all the credit in the world for his endeavors.

11/10, would buy again. Shipping time was 4 business days to my location. Stealth was decent. Price was more than fair. Product seems to be pharmaceutical grade and was in original packaging.

If you read this mr. grand wizard, you have my applause. I hope you do well in all future business encounters, and I will be back to get more medication from you when I need it. Congratulations on being the fucking man. I'm glad I trusted you. You've restored a lot of my faith in professional DNM vendors. Keep it up man.


Comments


[10 Points] AgoraRises:

Wtf is soma this isn't a Aldous Huxley novel lol


[8 Points] temporaryaccount420:

Additional reviews that I can't post yet due to the retarded reddit restrictions on new accounts:

  1. Psystorm (1g Ketamine via Agora)

Communication: 4/10, was slow to respond and he seems to be gone at the moment.

Stealth: 7/10, product was wedged inside of something but was visible to anyone who opened the package. Product was vacuum sealed.

Product: 2/10, vendor said the product was not his usual supply and offered to send me another gram for free once he gets new product in stock. He has not followed up on this offer, and has been in vacation mode for 2 days. I will update if he sends the new product.

Timing: 7/10, product took 5 business days to arrive

Honesty: 10/10, the vendor shipped my product even though it was in escrow during the agora server downtime.

Price: 1/10, for the 1 weak trip that I got out of this product by eating 650mg, it was nowhere near worth 80 dollars. Unless they send me the sample of their good product and I like it, I will not be ordering again.

Overall: Vendor is a B+, product is a D-.

  1. DomesticMOLLY (3.5g MDMA via Blackbank)

Communication: 10/10, vendor is interested in customer satisfaction and really strives to have 100% feedback. They also worked with me on a screwup from my first order for 1g.

Stealth: 10/10. Product was within 2 vacuum sealed bags that were inside a vacuum sealed decoy. Excellent stealth, was not worried at all about package interception. There was also a humorous touch to the stealth that I won't reveal because of security purposes, but it made me laugh out loud.

Product: 10/10, this MDMA is extremely potent. 150mg had me rolling so hard that I'm not even going to get into it. Product tested straight to black on Marquis and was in crystal form- no powdered bullshit.

Timing: 10/10, less than 3 days from the time I bought it to the time I was rolling.

Honesty: 10/10, they are everything they promise to be and more.

Price: 8/10, their product is much more expensive than other vendors, but after my 2 positive experiences with them they are now my go-to vendor for MDMA. I might save a decent amount of money by switching to another vendor, but I don't know that vendor's stealth or quality and would be scared to have that shit sent to me.

Overall: Vendor is an A+, product is an A+. Overall I would STRONGLY recommend giving this vendor a shot, some very professional and great people.

  1. Domesticdoode (3x 120ug LSD via Blackbank)

Communication: 10/10, only communicated one time but he responded promptly and with useful information.

Stealth: 7/10, there was a decoy and it could be mistaken for junkmail- but the decoy was weak and anybody exploring the package would find the LSD. However, stealth isn't that big of a deal with small orders of LSD so this didn't really bother me at all.

Product: 10/10, my judgement of the product may have been tainted since I candy flipped- but I didn't even take a full tab and I was seeing God and the secrets of the universe. The trip has changed me permanently in both a good and bad way. I usually take 3-5 tabs of street acid, this stuff is much more pure. Be careful with your dosing

Timing: 10/10, product arrived in 3 business days.

Honesty: 10/10, sent the product as advertised, in a vacuum sealed bag, and it came quickly. I believe the tabs are legitimately near 120ug each. They were very strong.... some of the best I've ever had.

Price: 10/10, it isn't that cheap (it's like $10/hit), but it's extremely potent and thus worth the price. I'd pay 10 dollars for that level of acid any day. It's worth it.

Overall: Vendor is an A, product is an A++. Would strongly recommend this vendor.

  1. Downtherabbithole (250mg DMT via Blackbank)

Communication: 10/10, vendor even took the time to explain smoking methods (in detail) to me. Clearly he knows what's up with his product and takes the time to make sure consumers enjoy it.

Stealth: 8/10, product was vacuum sealed but only inside a paper decoy. Since it was small, it wasn't that big of a deal- but anyone opening the package would know something was hidden in it.

Product: N/A, I know it's real because I got light visuals from it but I am REALLY struggling to smoke it properly. I do not doubt that it is legitimate DMT. Just gotta figure out how to do this...

Timing: 10/10, 3 business days. Excellent.

Honesty: 10/10, communicated about the details of the product very professionally with me and helped me try to figure out how to smoke it. Great guy.

Price: 10/10, 250mg was like 25 dollars- that's not bad at all considering 250mg could be like 10 trips if you do it properly.

Overall: Vendor is an A+, product I cannot yet comment on. I had too strong of an LSD trip to be willing to try to smoke the DMT again.

Questions? Post comments.


[5 Points] None:

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[4 Points] Vendor_BBMC:

"Crazy"?

He seems consistently rational to me, but he doesnt take himself too seriously.

I reckon hes alright


[4 Points] GrandWizardsLair:

Thanks for the review! While he specializes in recreational pharmacology, the Grand Wizard is always happy to help out people with medical problems.


[3 Points] dnmthrowway111111:

The dnmthrowaway111111 finds TheGrandWizardsLair to be a thoroughly entertaining and enigmatic individual. The dnmthrowaway111111 looks forward to TheGrandWizardsLair's posts and he thinks that said Wizard would be a delight to work with.


[2 Points] throwahooawayyfoe:

The Grand Wizard is an amazing human being, albeit perhaps a bit eccentric. I got some soma from him for free one time for winning a contest he put up here on reddit. Had it in my mailbox something like three days later.


[2 Points] fun4dayz:

These reviews are very good. Ty for posting them!


[1 Points] Hank_Vendor:

yet another point of proof that good vendors aren't thieves. hurrah!