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from /u/entactoBob
Vendor Review Template for those interested.
Currently working on v3.0. Suggestions, comments, & criticisms welcome
Here we go.
- Platinum Standard (MDMA)
- Miss Jessica (MA)
- Domesticdoode (LSD + MDMA)
- onelove321 (a-PVP)
- Zoolander (THC)
- Nikita (N/A)
1. Platinum Standard - MDMA
Details | |
Vendor: | |
Market: | Evo |
Product: | MDMA |
Shipped from: | USA |
Shipped to: | USA |
Required FE: | Yes |
Vacuum Sealed: | Yes |
Decoy: | Yes - a really nice misdirection decoy |
Handwriting: | No |
Rating | |
Communication: | 10 / 10 - |
Stealth: | 10 / 10 - superb decoy |
Shipping time: | 10 / 10 - slight delay b/c I forgot initially to FE |
Price value: | 8 / 10 - ~$75/g |
Aesthetics: | 8 / 10 - pure white powder loose in sealed Mylar bag |
Weight: | 10 / 10 - Weight was exact |
Quality: | 9 / 10 - Excellent MDMA |
Transaction: | 10 / 10 |
Vendor: | 10 / 10 |
Drug: | 10 / 10 |
TOTAL SCORE: | 95 / 100 |
Notes: One small gripe -- The product sits loosely in a mylar bag, so when opened, if not careful, powder will spill out.
The good points:
- This smells exactly like the MDMA from yrs ago when Hive Bees were all across the land. I whiffed it upon opening & was greeted instantly with nostalgia & memories of RB flasks, vac pumps, & the scent of peanut oil wafting... Good times.
- Color: pure white, the way MDMA is supposed to be. All that pseudoscientific garbage people spout about 'champagne' & 'brown sugar' is fucking retarded & inaccurate. THIS is what color MDMA should be. White powder.
- It is nauseatingly bitter.
- Rolled face by starting w/ 140mg & boosting my high w/ 60mg more, two hrs later.
- At ~four-hour mark we dosed LSD from Domesticdoode (review below) & candy-flipped like it was 1999 again. Fuck yeah.
2. Miss Jessica - Methamphetamine
Details | |
Vendor: | Miss Jessica |
Market: | Evo |
Product: | Methamphetamine |
Shipped from: | USA |
Shipped to: | USA |
Required FE: | No, but worthy of it |
Vacuum Sealed: | No |
Decoy: | Yes |
Handwriting: | No |
Rating | |
Communication: | 10 / 10 |
Stealth: | 11 / 10 - +1 on package changeup |
Shipping time: | 10 / 10 - consistently reliable |
Price value: | 10 / 10 - market value |
Aesthetics: | 10 / 10 - big, beautiful, flat shards |
Weight: | 10 / 10 - slightly over |
Quality: | 10 / 10 - fire |
Transaction: | 10 / 10 |
Vendor: | 10 / 10 |
Drug: | 10 / 10 |
TOTAL SCORE: | 101 / 100 |
Notes: Miss Jessica nails it on just about everything here. Stealth isn't elaborate but enough to throw off casual observers.
Vendor definitely has her OpSec tight - she changes up her packaging & decoys completely. This helps avoid "package profiling" by LE. Very much appreciated & something I wish more vendors did.
As to the product, the quality is evident both in appearance & effect. The vendor is reliable & consistent, & the product is shipped quickly, arriving in 2-3 days every time. Highly recommended if you're looking for quality crystal methamphetamine at fair prices, both small & large quantities.
3. Domesticdoode - LSD + Sample of MDMA
Details | |
Vendor: | Domesticdoode |
Market: | Evo |
Product: | LSD |
Shipped from: | USA |
Shipped to: | USA |
Required FE: | No |
Vacuum Sealed: | Yes |
Decoy: | Yes |
Handwriting: | No |
Rating | |
Communication: | 10 / 10 |
Stealth: | 11 / 10 - +1 for excellent misdirection |
Shipping time: | 10 / 10 |
Price value: | 9 / 10 - ~$10/hit, but claims 180ug |
Aesthetics: | 10 / 10 |
Weight: | 10 / 10 - spot on |
Quality: | 10 / 10 |
Transaction: | 9 / 10 - shipped in two parts, see notes |
Vendor: | 9 / 10 - simple order mistake |
Drug: | 10 / 10 |
TOTAL SCORE: | 98 / 100 |
Order was processed quickly; shipping was on-time & has superior stealth that could easily be mistaken as junk mail, so be aware. Very well done. There is a decoy inside as well.
One criticism here: they used the same packaging & stealth both times I received something (more on that in a sec), & they couuld change it up enough to avoid profiling while retaining good stealth.
So, I ordered 10 hits of L but only 5 arrived. Contacted vendor & without argument whatsoever, they agreed to immediately ship out the remaining 5 hits plus a sample of MDMA. This was very cool of them, and again - thanks, guys! I'll try the sample MDMA later tonight & write a review shortly.
The vendor(s) are super friendly & whomever I was messaging was pleasant to talk to.
The LSD: they say each hit is 180ug, & the blotters themselves are much larger than usual. One hit is def sufficient for a nice, visual trip with minimal bodyload. I thought the come-up was a little harsh on the body. However, my GF had zero trouble with it, & she's usually more sensitive to that.
Regardless, the visuals were crisp, detailed, & immerively stunning - as I expect from quality L. Def hit me as a clean-lined, electric-charged acid, not meltdown chaos. I candyflipped it with MDMA I already had from another vendor (reviewed above), & it was excellent. I'll try the LSD by itself soon, & when I do, I'll post the review in the comments or in another post, but rest assured, it's quality L, if a bit pricey. Given the quality & purported blotter/dosage concentration, it's well worth it considering one hit opens the mind up nicely while maintaining some sense of self. Two hits will have the mind wide open and flatten the ego entirely.
MDMA: the color is a slight off-white, but nothing I would consider worth washing with cold, anhydrous Acetone, or worthy of an IPA re-xstallization - more trouble than it's worth, I'm sure. And it definitely has an odor typical of the compound - sass/licorice/bitter ass. These are tiny, flaky crystals mostly, & I'm hopeful they're going to be The Biggity Bomb, but I haven't had the chance to assay it yet. I'll review it soon though.
4. onelove321 - A-PVP powder
Details | |
Vendor: | onelove321 |
Market: | Evo |
Product: | a-PVP |
Shipped from: | USA |
Shipped to: | USA |
Required FE: | Not at the time, but does now evidently |
Vacuum Sealed: | Yes |
Decoy: | No |
Handwriting: | No |
Rating | |
Communication: | 10 / 10 - was very courteous & seems to appreciate my business |
Stealth: | 9 / 10 - adequate |
Shipping time: | 9 / 10 - $10 shipping is a slightly steep for this... |
Price value: | 10 / 10 - ...however, $25/g is a really good price at this quantity in the US! |
Aesthetics: | 10 / 10 - white powder |
Weight: | 10 / 10 - on the dot |
Quality: | 10 / 10 - just as good as other a-PVP I've had |
Transaction: | 10 / 10 |
Vendor: | 8 / 10 - suddenly requires FE. See notes. |
Drug: | 10 / 10 - it's a fun stim! |
TOTAL SCORE: | [96 ] / 100 |
So I found onelove321 to be a professional & courteous vendor. He has a good price & quick turnaround time. My transaction was smooth, & I would recommend checking him out if you're looking to buy a-PVP at fair prices, even at lower weights, which can be difficult to find at times. He now requires FE, but seems to have forged a solid reputation amongst buyers.
Apparently he lost a few thousand dollars in BTC through Agora's escrow & posted about it on his vendor page there & on Evo, accusing Agora of stealing his BTC, being scammers, & warning ppl not to use their service. Agora reposted this on Reddit immediately, ALL CAPS, WORD FOR WORD. The whole thing was fugly & reactionary.
I don't mean to bring up the past but this is pretty recent. Personally I don't use Agora. For a long time I was too lazy to seek an "invitation". Also the site is down too often for my tastes & I don't have the patience for it. Finally, I'm aesthetically picky & the site could use a CSS overhaul. However, in my observation, Agora is run by professionals who don't appear to be in the business of screwing their clientelle over randomly & selectively. Further, their Reddit account posts useful market info & seems to be run by someone decent with intelligence & common sense. Wild accusations aren't cool, but it's easy to lose one's temper when they realized they've been robbed of several thousand dollars.
It's a shitty feeling.
Also, I don't mind finalizing early, but the motivation behind it is also shitty. I certainly didn't steal your BTC, so why should I feel punished for it?
And anyways, why keep money in escrow? Cash out, ppl. The market is way too volatile. Lower your risk exposure.
Regardless, I placed another order with this vendor & feel that the above matter was just hyper-reactivity in a tense market environment made only worse by recent events. For now, I trust this vendor & recommend his services & especially the a-PVP if you're into RC stims but don't feel like shopping in bulk. I'll report back with follow-up reviews if possible. After all, so far the price, quick shipping & communication are all handled adeptly. The transaction was smooth, & I'm satisfied with this vendor's service & product.
5. Zoolander - "Shatter" (Cannabis)
Details | |
Vendor: | Zoolander |
Market: | Evo |
Product: | "Medical TC Labs/ Terpx Shatter" |
Shipped from: | USA |
Shipped to: | USA |
Required FE: | No |
Still haven't received my package, looks like another USPS fuck up. I contacted the vendor & FE'd as a sign of good faith. Vendor said he typically offers 50% off on the next one, but this time he'd throw in a freebie. That's more than fair, so kudos to him on that front! I will definitely be placing another order, but I'm sorta waiting it out to see what's up w the missing parcel.
6. Nikita - Crystal Meth
Details | |
Vendor: | Nikita |
Market: | Evo |
Product: | Methamphetamine |
Shipped from: | USA |
Shipped to: | USA |
Required FE: | No |
TOTAL SCORE: | N/A / 100 |
Ordered from vendor in the past, everything was good. Slow shipping, 8/10 gear.
Last time I ordered, vendor marked the item "Shipped", but days later I get a msg stating it shipped that morning.
Ok.
However, product never arrived & a few days later the vendor apologized & said they were leaving the market for a while to sort out matters. The package never shipped & they cancelled the order.
I got all my BTC back & the apology seemed genuine. Shit happens & an apology & refund go a long way. Also, when messaging, they were polite & personable. For whatever that's worth.
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Update on MDMA from domesticdoode – it's goddamn fire. I'm rolling my fucking tits off & listening to Mr. Bungle of all the weirdest shit… 130mg dose. I'll follow up with more thorough info.
Goddamnm blowing up. Phew! Going out to a show now! Peace, kids!