Now that you're sobering up from your DNM-fueled weekend, come tell us about your hijinks! A mod will give their favorite story each week a month of Reddit gold and a little something else which is a surprise! Winners may not disclose the surprise or they'll have it taken back. Curious what it is? You'll have to win to find out.
Stood on the wall selling joints on the parking lot
Damn stoned teenagers sure like to talk a lot
Sold a dime bag and bought some pants now im wearin em
Police hassle me juss because I sell heroin
Popped too many pills threw up on someones car
Didn't notice they were in it so I ran into the bar
They caught up fast so I ordered a glass
Kept it tipping, sipping quick before they kicked my ass
Bartender called the fuzz and they gave me a face lift
Got escorted out wearing matching silver bracelets