Vendor Review: SupremeSmoke | 1g Heroin $185 | Direct Deal

About the circumstances which led me to my condition I shall remain silent. The thousand pains and sufferings of my addiction are, I trust, well known to all of you who bear Queen Heroin's chain. I blush, I shudder, I weep to think of the multitudinous sufferings that came upon me during the dark days of the TOR Darknet DDoS -- circumstances which led me to send a message to a total stranger begging him surcease for my burden.

Thankfully, supremesmoke took pity upon me. Within a few minutes a price list appeared in my inbox. There were three levels of product. I chose the second, thinking it the best way to ascertain the true quality of his wares. But as the familiar trembling was beginning to grip my body I chose to spend $30 for express shipping.

The evening passed fitfully, as I had enough medicine to ensure slumber but not enough to give me true rest. I awoke to take stock of my dwindling reserves and wondered how long it would be before I would be forced to crawl broken and humiliated back to my nearest NA meeting. Then I was awakened from my reveries by a buzzer.

"Postman."

I ran down to the box, where a smiling blue-clad messenger of the Gods awaited me with a precious package. Inside was a grey-white gram of powder. The weight was correct, but only the next test would tell if I were to pass through the gates of ivory or the gates of horn.

A sniff! Ah, smooth with that sour sweat-sock tang I had grown accustomed to. Soon I felt the sweet, sweet relaxation of the poppies coursing through my body. The sunlight no longer burned as my pupils constricted back to their proper pinpoint place. The air was clear and fresh as Sunday morning in Eden: the endless blue sky promised fulfillment of all my hopes. Yes, this was her -- I was in the presence of QUEEN HEROIN herself. Bowing my head, I put the bill to my nostril and prepared to greet her again.

"Hail Supremesmoke!" I said as I snorted. "For he has achieved much greatness among vendors of junk."


Comments


[42 Points] None:

I would never want to live my life this reliant upon anything.


[7 Points] DNM-Consistency:

That price is nearly double what people would find around my area... Is the quality that superb, or what is that causes you to pay $185 for a gram? I mean no disrespect in any way, shape, or form, so please understand my curiosity.

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[6 Points] DownDemBenzies:

Ugh, I remember those horrid sent from hell heroin W/D... Crawling out your skin while your vision is so bright you can barely see... fuckkk thatt. Sooo glad I overcame that devil sent addiction


[5 Points] None:

Dude, I think you might, might, have a heroin problem...


[2 Points] bigdthrow_away:

Nice review. Supremesmoke has been around for ages, he's always had good shit when I've ordered but his prices were normally high enough to find a reasonable alternative. I wish I knew how to contact him, I just ordered a half bundle from daydreamer on dream market.


[2 Points] shoelace120:

Agree. SupremeSmoke is the man. Had my pack to me in less than 18 hours.


[2 Points] sdfhgdhjbdafcadv:

Great writing!


[1 Points] None:

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[1 Points] procowtipper:

"Postman."

That's the funniest shit I've read all day.


[1 Points] GeneralStarkk:

Great review, i'd appreciate it if you went more into the quality a little bit, but great review.


[1 Points] None:

I love the way you wrote this, I can understand the sometimes sophisticated heroin addict.


[1 Points] queenhisclassic:

You, sir, deserve a metal for your writing. You missed your calling.


[1 Points] AntwonJackson:

I have made several discoveries in my ongoing explorations with SupremeSmoke's powdery goodness.

The first is that this is what is commonly called in the vernacular "creeper dope." It provides a satisfying rush as it enters your sinuses, but it takes time for its lotus blossom of bliss to fully unfold its petals. 30 minutes after a small bump I am smiling broadly and scratching warm itches: my cares are gone and every "can't" has become a "yes I can." The heroin I received from alexsosa1kg also had this delayed euphoria. I find this is a sign of quality and purity. Fentanyl and its analogues come on quickly but go away just as fast. The high is also colder. There is less itchiness and euphoria and more a sense of numbness and depersonalization. Heroin takes your cares and replaces them with contentment. The fentanyl family takes your cares and leaves you nothing at all.

To make absolutely certain, I broke out my Marquis and Mecke kits. Exposure to the Marquis Reagant produced a salmon-purple coloration, while a drop of Mecke quickly streaked into a deep blue-green that was nearly black. These reactions are consistent with heroin. Fentanyl would turn Marquis orange and do nothing to the Mecke. So while supremesmoke's powder is potent, it comes by its strength honestly. This is nothing artificial, simply the concentrated goodness of the opium poppy finely acetylated for your satisfaction.


[1 Points] benzz0piate:

Curious as how to get in touch and order, first time trying to do this shit on internet because I've recently moved, does he have a email adress or something, or should I leave mine, any help would be greatly appreciated