I'm in the military and I have a urinalysis today. I smoke weed 3 days ago, any chance I'll be good?

I heard a rumor they only test 1/12 of the urine samples, any truth to this? I went home for Thanksgiving and foolishly smoke a bit Thursday night. I took 2hits from a small bowl and then I took one small dab. I have to do a urinalysis by the end of today, any chance I'm good? Any tips that might help me?

Edit: Thanks for the help guys it's been pretty reassuring. I've never had this close of a call before so I'm a little nervous. All in all I think I'm good, will update in 3 weeks when we get the results.


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[13 Points] Big_Daddy_Trucknutz:

Noop.

Maybe synthetic urine but I wouldn't use it for a military/fed test.


[5 Points] fannymaybrah:

I tbink your best bet at this point would be to drink a ton of water before the test(start now). You won't fail but theg will know your piss is diluted and the results will be thrown out.

Then try tl say you got too Hot working out and chugged a bunch of water during your workout. hopefully they will let you take another test at a later DTE.


[5 Points] darkmarke:

I created an account just so I could share my extensive research on this. Twice I had urine tests 72 hours after I smoked a couple hits and both times I freaked out. I did tons of Googling and both times I passed.

I found some scientific tests done online about non-smokers and detection times. They used about a joint of weed. In the first 24 hours everyone failed. After about 50-72 hours everyone was under the cutoff. It stores in your fat and is released in your urine. If you smoke everyday it can stay in your fat for 30-45 days.

If you pee dilute (peeing faster than every 45 mins to an hour) you will fail the test. I did this back when using heavy and it was treated the same as drug use. I then got a hair test and failed.

There is never a guarantee you will pass 100% so, I wont say that. Also they do send every test to a lab not just 1/12. No matter what you'll have a small amount of THC in your urine for about 7 days but, you should have been under the threshold at about 50 hours. After 72 hours, based on my research and experience, you should be fine.


[3 Points] karachay:

Idk the dab might make you positive. I smoke two small bowls like you a day before checking in to rehab for pills, I tested negative for it. Remember to start peeing in the cup only after your halfway done peeing and finish peeing In cup a little before you empty your bladder. Also don't eat and do whatever you need to burn fat. the fatter you are the longer it stays in your systems so burn some calories


[3 Points] None:

idk why mods flaired this /r/drugs because iirc posts about drug tests are against the rules there.


[2 Points] MaryKateDanaher:

First of all wags pointer finger at you don't EVER do that again! Also, my personal experiance was a similar timeline - System was clean. cause i was job hunting... happened to take two stupid puffs and 3 days later got tested for a job interview.

I did the water chug, also drank about half a detox fruit punch see local headshop.

Im female, about 30% body fat (if that matters)

Went to a legit place (labcorp or some bull)- they actually could tell i had just switched from Vyvanse to Adderall!!! creepy but pharmacy backed me up.

Never heard from them again... so i passed! Also NEVER EVER took that risk again, failing a UA haunts you! Hope this helps :/


[2 Points] powerman15:

Take diuretics, cranberry supplements, eat loads of fats starting the day before because thc is stored in fat. This will stop it from being released. Drink massive amounts of water now and stop the day of. Otherwise it will come back as diluted which is a fail. On the day of the test take like 3 leaks before the test. During the test do not use the beginning or end if the stream. Somewhere in the middle


[2 Points] Symputhy:

How did it go?


[1 Points] DHLMarket:

This is one reason I hate this country. If you suffer any repercussions because of this, that would be completely absurd.


[1 Points] PUSSIOLEANTICS:

Ive asked this before but I'm still baffled.. (we don't have these)

Why not put clean piss in a leg catheter, clench thighs to piss?

Appreciating in the Navy they probably watch the stream coming out your snakes eye, but for regular use this seems foolproof?


[1 Points] Vendor_BBMC:

THC can be detected for several months, because it's lipid-soluble.

I'm sure everyone has already told you this. You're going to need clean pee from somebody.


[1 Points] spacespeck:

The USMC always tests after holidays. Ugh. Good luck man


[1 Points] Joey2781:

Do you smoke often? Daily smoker or was this the first time in a long time? And how would you rate your metabolism? (Do you stay skinny regardless of how much you eat, are you fat and it's impossible to lose weight, how often do you exercise, etc) - although I see you are in usmc so I assume you are young and fit and have a high metabolism. If a one time smoker, I'd say 5-7 days. This can be lowered by drinking 120 ounces of water a day. Try taking cleansing pills from gnc or equivalent (they have creatine a b vitamins). This combination may help it get down to 2-3 days with a fast metabolism and a one time smoke. So it'll be close bud. Mj is the worst because it sticks in your fat cells and is tough to remove. Most drugs are out between 1-2 days.


[1 Points] None:

Quick caps


[1 Points] dadankness:

Thats rough dude. If it was a dipstick it is easily beatable..


[1 Points] Dat-Cog:

I have 2 words for you. OK one word and a number...(Wizinator 2000) act now for inclusion of free pee crystals. Battery sold separately, just look in the back of High Times Magazine next to offerings of back issues of The Fabulous Furry Freak Brothers. Its supposed to have some kind of new enhanced skin tone or something.


[1 Points] None:

I know you don't want to hear this, but that was a stupid move. I had a friend who popped his drug test 3 1/2 years in the marines. He came home from Iraq, so I had a party for him and there was 32 grams of fish on a plate for anyone to use. He couldn't help it, and blew lines all night. He had a drug test 6 day later and failed it.


[1 Points] None:

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[1 Points] OPKings:

RemindMe! 22 days "Drug test results"


[1 Points] jondaven:

DILUTE

That's really all you can do. They may test your creatine concentration so take a supplement if you can. Vitamin B will yellow your urine to appear undiluted.


[1 Points] Virtualmannyfresh:

Come on man. You should know not to fuck around with illegal substances during 72s or 96s. I was in for five and a half years and it's funny because people I use to smoke with in the barracks are now SNCOs.


[1 Points] None:

Update????


[1 Points] wookiesuit:

You're probably fucked. Start researching how to turn dishonorable into other than honorable. Also, begin the job hunt.


[1 Points] thesoundofjets:

maybe it's all for the best though. You don't wanna spend all your life in the biggest terrorist organization in the world.


[0 Points] None:

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[0 Points] None:

Sorry if this is stupid, but can't you say you went to a legal state? Or would that still be illegal because it's not federally legal, which by the way makes no sense?


[-1 Points] None:

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