So this review is long overdue, but I wanted to wait until I had tried all of the flavors of tabs he gave me. I ended up getting fucked over with the Evo scam the like the day after I bought from this guy the first time. After everything cooled down, I hit him up and Agora and he hooked me up with some extra shit because I got fucked.
I ordered one of his 500 tab listings, and told him to give me a sampler pack of all his tabs so I could try them all out. I just specificed that they all needed to be bagged separately and properly identified. I got a little more than 600 altogether, and each one had the specific 25x flavor written on the baggy so I was very satisfied. Tabs were all hoffman bicycle print.
Vendor: T5_NBOME
Market: Agora
Price: Paid $128 after shipping for a 500 listing of tabs. That's almost 25 cents a tab before I got my free ones so I was stoked for that deal.
Communication: Went very well. I asked him a few questions before purchasing so he could get my custom order all fixed up, and he followed my instructions perfectly. Classic good guy Canadian.
Shipping: Don't quote me on this, but I'm pretty positive it came in 8 days after being marked shipped from Canada with his free shipping. Didn't think the express was worth it, and I'm glad I didn't go for it.
Stealth: Not sure of the current standards, but it could not be opened in front of cops. You couldn't feel anything from the outside of the envelope, but the shit was just in individual baggies with no sealing. I'm not going to complain that much because nbomes aren't nearly as fragile as LSD when it comes to air, light, etc. so yeah.
Quality: Tabs were all dosed at 1 mg, and they were each really fucking good. Individual flavor reports are below. All tabs were held to my gum for like half an hour, because the shit tastes like ass. If you keep it in your gum you will never taste it.
Overall: I don't like ratings as they're all circumstantial and biased, but this was a great experience overall and I'd higly recommend him.
25B: The B definitely had the longest come up of about an hour. I took the shit, and went to cut my grass and about halfway in my music was just warping to fuck and it was beautiful. I couldn't stop revelling in how beautiful the day was and everything was just shimmeringly stunning. This one probably had the best headspace of the flavors, and I found it pretty similar to acid. I went and played video games for a bit, and got lost in my mind which was a trip in it's own. My primary album that day was "Gracetown" by San Cisco. They're pretty dope; kinda like a costal-psychedelia Vampire Weekend kind of shit. The visuals lasted maybe 3-4 hours, and had no body load.
25I I'm not a big advocate for the I series, as they have a pretty significant body load. They're kind of speedy and my brain always feels blank. For some reason I just find it difficult to ponder shit with the I. Had great visuals more similar to shrooms with moving patterns and such. I found it pretty difficult to drink water on this one, and my dick looked really fucking weird. Lasted probably around 4-6 hours.
25C: Ah, my favorite. This particular day I went to the local basketball courts to relive the glory days and hoop with some of my friends I hadn't seen in a very long time. I drop the shit when I get there, and we're just messing around destroying these kids there 3 on 5. About 20 minutes in, I'm like what the fuck. All of the niggas I can see look like fucking Nyan Cat off Youtube or some shit. There is a visible rainbowular prism floating in the air following all people. They float so long my entire vision turns into a rainbow, and it's pretty fucking wild. After a bit, the kids leave and the real hoop stars come in and shit gets serious. I have these deep realizations that I'm being a pussy in my everyday life. I vow to change it haha. I keep telling this one dude he looked just like a cloud, because he had this massive fucking shirt that looked like a cloud and had eagle feathers all over it. He was so soft. I'm just kinda floating around staring at the sky, and I have another intense revelation that my life is where ever I'm at like right now. Whoa. There's a great miller lite commercial showing that exact mindset. Twas incredibly profound. I'm staring at the sky, right; they start a game and I'm gone as fuck and this nigga is like "yo man do you need to go to the hospital"? I was like fuck bro do not just drop the word hospital around me calm your face. I play a game or two more, and I never could figure out if we were winning or not. I end up peacing out and driving like half a mile home which was the stupidest decision I've ever made in my entire life. Do not fucking try to drive on this shit. It's dangerous as fuck and you are gonna throw your life away. Kanye was going in the background, and I couldn't stop thinking I was throwing my whole life, school, and job away selling drugs. "It's a beautiful life, jumping out the window". I felt like I was just throwing shit away, and need to stop doing shit I can get arrested for. I get home and play with my cat I saved from the Vet earlier, and it bit the fucking shit out of my hand coming off its meds and it bled for hours no lie. I continue on, and end up frying into the wee hours of the night still listening to Kanye's 808's and Heartbreaks album. He's definitely the greatest producer of all time, and the fucking god of rap. Overall peakage was like 5 hours. Total duration was like 8 ish.
25 combo: I'm not really sure about the exact mixology that went into this tab, but I think it's 1.2 mg of stuff total. I had a decent tolerance going into this one, so I wasn't necessarily overwhelmed. It kinda felt similar to the I without all of the bodyload, but it had decent mindfuck going on. Visuals weren't too apparent I guess.
Feel free to ask any questions or some shit. Not gonna proofread this shit, because it's bedtime and I'm drunk as fuck because this absolutely fucking gorgeous ass red headed chick at a local mexican restaurant is 16. She looks like a fucking porn star, and she's not even legal smh. Bought so much fucking overpriced cheap tequila. Fuck.
Thanks for the review :)