Pelican's MDMA [vendor review]

DETAILED CHECKBOX
Vendor Name/Marketplace: Direct Deal
Product/s reviewed: 3 Grams of his "PURE FIRE DUTCH MDMA"
International?: (list countries) No
Vendor requires FE?: ( ? ) Not to my knowledge, but it was a direct deal and I did because Peli is generally pretty reputable (stupid on my behalf, but it worked out)
Price before shipping: 120 USD
Incentives for Review?: ( maybe? ) Not really, I promised to review his product on Reddit since I was a little short on shipping but he hasn't harrased me about it despite the fact I've had the pack for a while
Shipping cost: 8 USD, but based Peli covered half of it for me.
Customer Service: pick one below with an "x" like this: [x]
[ ]+5 Superb: Polite, prompt, ensures satisfaction
[ x ]+4 Good: Professional, exhibits customer care
[ ]+3 Satisfactory: Adequate responses, resolved issue
[ ]+2 Marginal: Subpar communication, partial resolution
[ ]+1 Bad: Poor communication, no resolution
[ ]+0 Awful: Abusive responses, no resolution
Product Quality: pick one below
[ x ]+5 Highest purity - highly potent straight to black on Marquis test, (which I unfortunately did not take a picture of because I don't have a disposable camera) absolutely mind blowing compared to any of the pressed """euros""" that I've ever tried in the past
[ ]+4 Mostly pure - potent
[ ]+3 Minor cut or impurity - strong
[ ]+2 Cut and/or impure - medium to weak
[ ]+1 Almost entirely cut - very weak
[ ]+0 Possibly bunk - no effect
thing that's been touted as E or Ectasy to me in the past**
Processing Speed: pick one below
[ ]+5 Processed & marked shipped in 24hrs
[ x ]+4 Processed & marked shipped in 48 hrs
[ ]+3 Processed & marked shipped in 72 hrs
[ ]+2 Package is late
[ ]+1 Package is very late
[ ]+0 Never received package
Price Value: pick one below
[ x ]+5 Excellent - great value & low cost Not really any other vendors providing domestic MDMA at this price, although pretty much all international vendors will have them beat
[ ]+4 Moderate - worthy value & fair cost
[ ]+3 At-market - neither good nor bad
[ ]+2 Below-market - so-so value, high cost
[ ]+1 Exorbitant - low value, excessive cost
[ ]+0 Rip-off - little-to-no value, unjustified cost
Stealth & OpSec: check all that apply
[ x ]+1 Vacuum-sealed
[ x ]+1 Mylar/non-porous container
[ ]+1 Decoy/misdirection
[ x ]+1 Low package profile
[ x ]+1 Good OpSec/PGP He actually shipped to me as "Resident" which gave me mild to severe anxiety attacks for like 3 days. Not really his fault though, I had forgot my name in the message and had already sent the coin
TOTAL: (x4 for 88%)

Holy. Fucking. Shit.

I'm by no means an experienced MDMA user or an experienced darknet user, (first purchase in fact) but I just received what equates to about a two year supply of an extremely difficult to source drug (well, unadulterated form of this drug) for less than half of my area's local market value, all without having to socialize or involve myself with the egotistical maniacs that sell drugs irl.

I'm sure you've all heard or have experienced the effects of MDMA in one form or another but even as an individual with a history of depression and anxiety the come-up was markedly stress free, more akin to the acsension to the peak on a roller coaster than say, waiting for your 15 kilo pack of cocaine to arrive.

Falling asleep after the roll was easy and the day following the dose left me feeling energized and optimistic about the world around me, rather than depressed and lethargic, overall an absolutely amazing experience.

MDMA is an amazing drug and if you're going to get it from a domestic vendor you cannot go wrong with /u/Pelican_Vendor . (insert obligatory bird noises here)

EDIT: removed a few redundant sentences


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all without having to socialize or involve myself with the egotistical maniacs that sell drugs irl.

You literally just associated yourself with the most egotistical maniac on the dnms. Soon you will have a pelican tattoo and be posting nudes of yourself on reddit.


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