bailey jay is LE (proof inside woops i made a bailey jay blog post)

So basically I like to follow the philosophy of Toaism and the concept of wei wu wei, the closest English translation apparently is "action without action" which basically means you don't do anything. Like, to the point of it being rebellious. This is basically what Ghandi did. People praise him for his actions, I have no idea how to phrase this but basically he starved himself to near death multiple times, which in a lot of ways seems completely stupid to me. If the entire reason your protesting is because you are fighting against the atrocious acts of the people who are supposedly committing genocide of the people accomplish? They have already established your life is meaningless to them, and the people are already pissed off, they are already starving due to colonialism turning their country into an insanely economically divided land of destitute and the ultra wealthy. So I don't see the point of his action if the message is a tired one sent to those who have already chosen to ignore it, yes?

Maybe ego is a virus that infects the mental state of living in the moment. I am no fan of platitudes, but as the saying goes, "don't cut off your nose to spite your face". Basically meaning don't punish yourself to try to get back at someone else, because at best you're only hurting both of yourselves and at worst your only just hurting yourself.

Any ways I was thinking about this because I basically don't really do anything rebellious. But yeah. I didn't pay taxes last year. At all. I went to community college all last year and paid cash so I didn't have to take out student loans, which I'm grateful I fucking did so I didn't get fucked in the ass with student debt crippling me for the rest of my life. By the way make sure that you get an actual degree and don't get conned by anyone, even your own family. So yeah, I didn't pay anything into income tax or anything other than sales tax for shit that I bought. I was living at home during this time so that I could avoid the debts and pay for it all in cash. Also if you do go to college always take your basics at a community college and make sure the credits transfer to the University of your choice if you are going for a Masters or a PHD for a doctor or whatever. Community college will literally save you an entire year of working for the exact same or better quality of education.

College is largely useless though. I mean look at Bailey Jay. That fine classy lady. With her gorgeous puffy cheeks and her mean, yet some how simultaneously achieves a duality of appearances by also being cute beanie. Her eye lashes are also incredibly black, blacker than the blackest shit black tar Herion that a crack head on the street corner sold you that he cut with Jenkem that all these people on the forums post about when they say "H on DNMS sucks I get 141% pure H from my guy on the street". It's all an elaborate ruse, a make believe fig jam to make y'all eat pig ham. Don't you get it?

See? Bailey Jay

Works with the media.

To control the police. Controlled by the Jews, in order to get us to order weed so they can arrest all.

Congratulations, you all fell for it. The biggest hoax of all. Everyone else has dropped the curtain and realized the facade for what it truly is. A mired veil to shield us from the disgust of reality. Have you ever noticed adults always treat children's fear of monsters and the fear of being eaten as irrational and silly? Why is that? Well, could it be as adults we are at almost no threat of being literally eaten? After all, no living creature alive, even the physical incarnation of Cthulhu could survive a head on strike from multiple nuclear war heads from the good ole store of nukes from Obama's secret cache of bombs.

So the truth is.

Nobody is real. No one here actually buys or sells drugs. I'm the only person that bought weed. This entire thing is just a big honey pot to capture me by luring me in with Bailey Jays pretty figure. GG rekt m8

Of course since were talking about a shemale who's using her penis to steal our freedoms I might as bring up the topic of sexuality. I think a large part of the number of advocates for the prohibition of all recreational substances not deemed holy largely stems from the Catholic church in the United States and their puritanical punishment is pleasure pleasure is punishment self abuse system.

So, I figure that's what we all get for selling out freedoms for a simple life of inundation as we continue our forever forward march of the cycle of life, death, rebellion & peace swaying back and for for as long as matter is self directed, or that thing the Chinese fortune cookie tells you after that much too large order of the greasy Sweet & Sour chicken because you just wanted the cheapest thing on the lunch menu yet some how it was still the serving size fit for two people. My god. I wonder, no wonder obesity kills more people than starvation now. That's it right? Advertising for a shit load of restaurants. Isn't the food industry the next biggest one to oil? And isn't the oil industry entirely dependent on food? In other words our lives are quite literally being reduced in both quality and length to appease the coffers of the hyper elite that run the slave operations of the farm to worker to fatty government subsidized and bank credit card debt crippled youth who are forever forced to pay into a Social Security system that will never repay what you put into it.

Of course, that's if your lazy and can't do a Google internet search and find out the myriad of ways you can avoid paying taxes entirely. Of course, being the smug douche bag I am, maybe I'm just self justifying my childish antics and abusing the fact that I have the ability to spend more time educating myself more than most people simply due to my privileged background. After all, not everyone is able to spend an entire year basically doing nothing but research. Of course, to shamefully resort to extreme hyperbole, we nonetheless do not allow ignorance to withstand as an excuse for raping someone, or killing someone. You're wrong or punished if you do that, regardless if you didn't know it was wrong in the eyes of society or not. But after typing that last few sentences, I now feel like I'm appealing to a false authority, as though there is some sort of real demonstration of reality. Consequently, morals are as real as Batman is. That's not to mock morals. After all, I like many characters that aren't real. Concepts to me are the most interesting thing another human being has to offer anyways.

Now that's what I would call the spaghetti of music if Jake and Josh decided Mikey wouldn't do the dance music of then chronic stars, but only then if the dunk man would tell the wizard dude that if he didn't, they wouldn't do what it would what be do.

Alright. That's about as coherent as I can stay while this high. Thank you for reading the Jake & Josh Disney Weed Blog.

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[9 Points] delta_eight:

wut


[5 Points] ImmaTestYourShit:

My visuons iz way to blurry for this shit


[4 Points] R_O_F_L:

wat.


[4 Points] mrBaDFelix:

On a scale 1 to Ghandi, how high are you?


[2 Points] rappercake:

Bailey has also said that she acts super Jewish a few times before on her podcast.

Illuminamtfi.


[1 Points] fun4dayz:

Wat da fuc is dis dude talkin bout??! Get some sleep my nig.


[1 Points] pharmaphilreview:

not gonna read that but looks like someone has a crush on bailey j


[1 Points] gaffer17754:

Cocaine is one hell of a drug.


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[-1 Points] gotothepoppies2:

Bullshit. Batman is real. If he's not, I have nothing left to live for. Dick.


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