Looking for an exotic animal dealer

I'm trying to find a pet chimp. Does anyone know of anyone on the markets who sells them or could get me one for a custom order? I got the money bro trust that shits not an issue. But those shits are fuckin wicked fuckin illegal where i live i found out when i was trying to buy one at the pet store. I dont give a fuck tho. Fuck the police! Dead ass I want a fuckin chimp bro. Help me out.

forgot to mention im in the USA but im open to international orders as long as it gets here alive


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[12 Points] HollywoodHeels:

Wow! No matter how much I have ever read in life, the Stephen King, the Dean Koontz or whatever, none of it has prepared me for the weird shit I have seen on this forum.


[2 Points] galaxyandspace:

I feel like I had a TIA while reading this...


[2 Points] IGetDankShit:

Was there a memo sent out this week to troll /r/darknetmarkets? The next post is going to ask how to get nuclear weapons, I know it.


[2 Points] None:

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[1 Points] None:

A


[0 Points] None:

Jesus, after searching through your previous posts, I have come to the conclusion that you are quite possibly the single least subtle troll... Ever.