Non-Suspicious Envelope Return Addresses

Most of the time that I have ordered from darknet markets, the envelope return addresses have been inconspicuous small businesses or something and have caused me little trouble.

However, I do remember that the first time I ever ordered LSD, the sender made it appear as if the envelope were from some insurance company. In most cases, this would be fine, however, I was young and lived with my parents, so it seemed a little odd that I would be getting letters from insurance companies.

In fact, because my father and I have the same name, my mother assumed that the envelope was for him (I guess she missed the "Jr." part, which I tend to include) and opened it.

Luckily, she knows so little about drugs that she didn't understand what she was reading (the message just said how many μg it was). Nothing bad happened and she wasn't on to me, but that was still one of the biggest scares I had in my life. The story I made up was that it was pertaining to some art I ordered, but the art-seller also probably has an insurance company and used one of his stock envelopes (that's a really dumb lie but I got away with it).

Now that I live with my parents again (unfortunately), I'm kind of worried about ordering more dark net products, because I never know what the envelopes will be or if they will raise suspicion. My parents usually get to the mail before me because I work and go to school.

Is it kosher to ask vendors to present their envelopes in particular ways, or does that compromise stealth? I'd imagine that they may not want to do this because they don't know if LA is asking them to put a particular name or business on the envelope in order to decrease their plausible deniability (like, if I said, "make it look like it's a heart-disease newsletter, because that's less suspicious than a car insurance company, seeing as I don't drive" or something).

Thoughts?


Comments


[11 Points] None:

Niggas mad cause some kid orders to their parents house.

Like you wouldn't? But thankfully you got that job at burger king and your fat girlfriend lets you stay at her apartment.


[2 Points] LSD145:

Don't ask them to change stealth, they won't. Just open a po box and order there.


[1 Points] None:

Just ask the vendor to make it from Xgames or whatever. If they won't find a new vendor.


[1 Points] None:

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[1 Points] None:

Get a box at mailboxes etc. or somewhere like that. Don't listen to the people who say that they can open packs without a warrant. That happened like one time and it was because it was a big stinky pack of weed.


[0 Points] brzaz:

I cant believe you would ask this you ungrateful little shit.

These people took care of you when you were a child and now your back?

How about get a job and quit incriminating your parents, trying to get their house, cars, and whatever else forfeited?