A lesson to learn from: How I (almost) went to prison!

I didn't want to post about this right after it happened for security reasons. And I'm going to leave some details out just in case I can be identified me through the situation. But don't worry, this story has a happy ending!

So, I'm out and about and I get stopped by a cop for doing something really retarded. In terms of breaking the law (btw, only do ONE illegal thing at a time people!). It's something akin to a cop seeing what looks like a drug deal and follows the buyer and pulls him over later. That's not what it was, but a situation similar. I did have a bunch of stuff that would've put me away for 20+ years. The good thing was, I don't ever leave illegal items visible. I had hidden and disguised it pretty well, or so I thought.

Well, anyways, the cop calls in for backup and 3 more police cars arrive all flashing their lights. They do have good reason to search my car but no hard evidence so I decline and state my right that I do not consent to a search as politely as I can. This only agitates them and they threaten to get a warrant from a judge to search my car. Now, they did have enough circumstantial evidence that I believe a judge would've signed the warrant. I was weighing the option of that happening vs. me giving consent and a better appearance of innocence. Either way, my car gets searched. I caved in and gave consent.

Five cops tore my car apart totally set in the thought they would bust me. Haha, nothing! One even held the illicit thingies in his hand and those motherfuckers had no clue! After that, they couldn't do much and but let me go. I cleaned house and never heard from them again. Moral of this story, stealth is not only for vendors!

TL;DR: I have the stealthiest stealth along with all the drugs. Yes, all of them. Inquire if you want some. Don't worry because I am not LE :)

EDIT: Alright, calm down. Not the exact method I used (pretty close though) but it can be improvised and adapted. Here's a way to keep your stuff hidden: Get a bag of chips and reseal it. http://www.amazon.com/iTouchless-BR001U-Bag-Re-Sealer-2-Packs/dp/B000N5YBKC


Comments


[11 Points] 75stupid:

I was weighing the option of that happening vs. me giving consent and a better appearance of innocence. Either way, my car gets searched. I caved in and gave consent.

Argghhh you're a fucking idiot dude and won out to sheer luck.

The cops already think you are guilty. They know you are guilty. They are convinced of your guilt. That's why you shut the fuck up, because there is nothing you can say that will change their mind, you can only say things will will incriminate you.

It doesn't matter if the cops think you look like betty fucking ford, you need to be worried about impressing the judge and jury the second you interact with police.

If you had shut the fuck up... cops would have most likely waited around for a while, and then left because the few expensive K9s that the government actually has is likely being used on something somewhat useful at least than random stops. But, let's say your number is up, and that K9 is 20 minutes away!

So... cops would've 'hit', or maybe cops really push that judge and get that warrant, and search your car...

Same fucking result. They would've missed.

The difference is that instead of being dead to rights and put in prison if they find your shit, you have a plea bargain and time served.

arghghgh my brain literally hurts that you think you 'learned a lesson'. This has to be a troll... Like you consenting to a search didn't cause the cops to give you a break. They still ransacked your shit you stupid fuck. Seriously. Some asshole with a gun is asking to search your car. You give them consent to make their job of fucking you over easier? What is wrong with the people on this sub that they think talking to the police is a good idea?


[10 Points] NotTitoJackson:

If you didn't get arrested then there's no security reasons to abstain from telling us... so... TELL US!!


[6 Points] None:

Thanks for the obvious. "Hide your shit good"


[6 Points] None:

TL;DR: I have the stealthiest stealth along with all the drugs. Yes, all of them. Inquire if you want some. Don't worry because I am not LE :)

well I'm sold. shut up and take my money


[6 Points] tmtmflwttm:

state my right that I do not consent to a search as politely as I can. This only agitates them and they threaten to get a warrant from a judge to search my car. Now, they did have enough circumstantial evidence that I believe a judge would've signed the warrant.

This is exactly why they use this method and start getting all hard when you don't consent to a search.

I was weighing the option of that happening vs. me giving consent and a better appearance of innocence. Either way, my car gets searched. I caved in and gave consent.

They had you pinned as guilty from the start. You didn't come out "appearing innocent." If anything they probably thought to themselves, "Fuck yes! It worked. I can't believe this kid is letting us search his car."

You have the right so exercise it! If do that and keep your mouth shut your attorney has a much better chance of helping you out.

I don't think this is so much a lesson learned as future false confidence. Next time you consent to a search you may come across a cop that knows your tricks. The one you posted in your edit, although not exactly the one you say you used, is an old ass trick.

Be safe out there man and always exercise your rights


[4 Points] WightLightY:

This post is dumb unless you told us how you hid it


[2 Points] durgsrbad:

Tell us the fucking stealth you used, for Christ's sake. Opsec be damned.


[2 Points] Clubsoda25:

Hey you should give some examples of how you guys some items!


[2 Points] saystheleon:

You shoved them up your ass, didn't you?


[2 Points] SgtFaecesProcessor:

You should be less vague. So little information here it was hardly worth posting for the hype, especially since you got away scot free.


[2 Points] brnqll:

really useless post unless you have more info


[2 Points] rappercake:

Why would you ever consent to the search?


[1 Points] knockoff_cereal:

People shouldn't have to be told to only do one illegal thing at a time but a reminder never hurts. Good thing you got out of it safely OP


[-1 Points] stealthiest_stealth:

Seriously though, this really did happen. Please stay safe out there in your dnm and irl activities! Don't speed/act stupid with illegal stuff in your car.