DETAILED CHECKBOX | |
Vendor Name/Marketplace: |
SeattlesBest |
Product/s reviewed: |
Lemon Haze Bubble Hash 2gs (weighed 2.08g) |
International?: |
US |
Vendor requires FE?: |
no |
Price before shipping: |
$40 |
Shipping cost : |
0 |
Customer Service: | |
[ ]+5 |
Superb: Polite, prompt, ensures satisfaction |
[ ]+4 |
Good: Professional, exhibits customer care |
[ ]+3 |
Satisfactory: Adequate responses, resolved issue |
[x]+2 |
Marginal: Subpar communication, partial resolution |
[ ]+1 |
Bad: Poor communication, no resolution |
[ ]+0 |
Awful: Abusive responses, no resolution |
Product Quality: | |
[ ]+5 |
Highest purity - highly potent |
[ ]+4 |
Mostly pure - potent |
[ ]+3 |
Minor cut or impurity - strong |
[x]+2 |
Cut and/or impure - medium to weak |
[ ]+1 |
Almost entirely cut - very weak |
[ ]+0 |
Possibly bunk - no effect |
Processing Speed: | |
[ ]+5 |
Processed & marked shipped in 24hrs |
[ ]+4 |
Processed & marked shipped in 48 hrs |
[x]+3 |
Processed & marked shipped in 72 hrs |
[ ]+2 |
Package is late |
[ ]+1 |
Package is very late |
[ ]+0 |
Never received package |
Price Value: | |
[ ]+5 |
Excellent - great value & low cost |
[ ]+4 |
Moderate - worthy value & fair cost |
[ ]+3 |
At-market - neither good nor bad |
[ ]+2 |
Below-market - so-so value, high cost |
[ ]+1 |
Exorbitant - low value, excessive cost |
[x]+0 |
Rip-off - little-to-no value, unjustified cost |
Stealth & OpSec: | check all that apply |
[x]+1 |
Vacuum-sealed |
[x]+1 |
Mylar/non-porous container |
[ ]+1 |
Decoy/misdirection |
[ ]+1 |
Low package profile |
[x]+1 |
Good OpSec/PGP |
TOTAL: | (10 x 4 for 40% ) |
Comments| Would not order from this vendor again. The hash smells weird, the high is weirder. It looks darker than what was in the picture. Immediately noticed the smell when i opened the bag.
I got it to press it into rosin dabs. The rosin is very dark. It could be that i am not filtering it enough, but it doesn't leave residue on my nail. The high comes on slowly and is very heady/anxious. I have been smoking for about 10 years and i have never come across anything that smelled/tasted like this. It reminds me a little bit of black tar, like vinegar. I suspect it either has some JWH or other RC mixed into it, or it has asprin or something it.
When smoked, it doesnt melt at all. It just turned into coals, suggesting it is low/mid-grade hash. The flavor (same as the smell) coats the mouth and lungs, leaving a weird feeling in the mouth. It made food taste bad, almost spoiled. When i smoked a joint to get the flavor out, i could still taste it over the joint taste.
When dabbed, the high was slow to come on. Doesn't hit the lungs like a normal dab. Doesn't cause as much coughing. Once the high set in, i got really tired and my hearing seemed muffled. My eyes got really heavy and i passed out. Once i smoked the joint, i could tell the high was different than normal weed.
Now, i have smoked tons of weed, hash, and extract. Nothing tasted like this or make me feel like this. Perhaps there is some THC in there, but there is something else too. It smells nothing like citrus, as described in the listing.
Avoid this seller. Will update if vendor contacts me or tries to make it better.
Pics pls