Vendor Confessions #1:

Sometimes I'm so barred out, I'll eat a Chipotle burrito while delivering packages. This has caused postal delays on multiple occasions.

If you put a "Mr." or a Ms." in your first name, I fucking hate you and will remove it.

I've sold drugs to lawyers and AIDS researchers. I'll get bored and Google people sometimes.

I can't use candy as a decoy, because I'll just eat it before I use it.

I found 300 Ambien in a storage unit and sold them once.

Sometimes I buy Adderall from 16 year olds or their parents.


Comments


[8 Points] Pelican_Vendor:

I once shipped some mdma in a bag of cheetos that I eat... I heat sealed it shut


[2 Points] Sk4nx:

Rule #1: Don't get high on your own supply


[1 Points] AnybodyHereplz:

This is fuckin retarded.


[1 Points] None:

i wish we knew what vendor you were...funny as shit


[1 Points] Shill_Bill:

I feel you on the chipotle and the candy bruh


[1 Points] JohnTSchmitz:

Goddamnit, Bruce.