[Vendor Review]UsToUs Agora 100mg mdma sample

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Vendor Name/Marketplace: UsToUs on Agora
Product/s reviewed: 100mg MDMA Sample
Vendor requires FE?: Didn't require FE at the time when I ordered, however, I did so because of an advertised bonus. The vendor has since changed to required FE.
Price before shipping: $7
Shipping cost: $1.50 for letter mail
Customer Service: pick one below with an "x" like this: [x]
[x]+5 Superb: Polite, prompt, ensures satisfaction
[ ]+4 Good: Professional, exhibits customer care
[ ]+3 Satisfactory: Adequate responses, resolved issue
[ ]+2 Marginal: Subpar communication, partial resolution
[ ]+1 Bad: Poor communication, no resolution
[ ]+0 Awful: Abusive responses, no resolution
Product Quality: pick one below
[5]+5 Highest purity - highly potent
[ ]+4 Mostly pure - potent
[ ]+3 Minor cut or impurity - strong
[ ]+2 Cut and/or impure - medium to weak
[ ]+1 Almost entirely cut - very weak
[ ]+0 Possibly bunk - no effect
Processing Speed: pick one below
[x]+5 Processed & marked shipped in 24hrs
[ ]+4 Processed & marked shipped in 48 hrs
[ ]+3 Processed & marked shipped in 72 hrs
[ ]+2 Package is late
[ ]+1 Package is very late
[ ]+0 Never received package
Price Value: pick one below
[5]+5 Excellent - great value & low cost
[ ]+4 Moderate - worthy value & fair cost
[ ]+3 At-market - neither good nor bad
[ ]+2 Below-market - so-so value, high cost
[ ]+1 Exorbitant - low value, excessive cost
[ ]+0 Rip-off - little-to-no value, unjustified cost
Stealth & OpSec: check all that apply
[x]+1 Vacuum-sealed
[ ]+1 Mylar/non-porous container
[x]+1 Decoy/misdirection
[x]+1 Low package profile
[x]+1 Good OpSec/PGP
TOTAL: (24/25 for 96%)

I ordered on a Wednesday morning while Agora was shitting itself and about 30 minutes later it was marked confirmed and shipped and the vendor promptly responded to my messages. I got the letter on the next Tuesday. More than sufficient stealth for what little product it was. I got a milligram scale and a marquis test kit in the mail the following Friday and the product was around ~50mg overweight and tested straight to black. Took the MDMA that Friday night and, while I have nothing to compare it to, I had a fucking blast and was rolling my fucking balls off. My girlfriend was "tripsitting" me since she is inexperienced with drugs and I wanted her to see what the effects are and what fun it is. I ended cuddling her so hard that she still has bruises. As soon as I felt it kick in it took 2 minutes to go from "oh shit let's go" to "HOLY SHIT SOMEONE TOUCH ME!" while dancing around to music that I normally don't care much for. I'm not a social person or a dancer but I was going hard. Took a bath and almost came. Played with my prostate and almost came. Rolled around on a dew covered trampoline and almost came. Had a fucking great time and I will definitely be ordering more from UsToUs as soon as Agora stops shitting itself and the price stays reasonable.


Comments


[2 Points] define_irony:

Not usually the one to nitpick, but it should be 24/25 for 96%

But damn you make MDMA sound really good...maybe I should try it.