6 UCSC students arrested for possessing/receiving over 5000 E pills from overseas

http://santacruzpolice.blogspot.com/2016/03/the-santa-cruz-police-department.html


Comments


[33 Points] Einsteins_Lovechild:

You can't fucking flood the market with a "new" drug or new drug "brand" if you live in a relatively small town or an insular community like a college. Word gets around pretty quick that "lambda lambda lambda is your one-stop shop for the finest European ecstacy." After 6 months even the Banana Slugs that have no interest in drugs or partying will know this. It will become common knowledge, at which point some humongous gash gets the cops involved, at which point they watch activity at the frat house, at which point they realize kan jr and ted supanusafone go to the post office way more often than they fly to Europe or meet up with black hat bald goatee dudes in the middle of the desert, at which point they are stumped and the trail goes cold, at which point one of them sees a local morning news report on the darkweb and drugs and bitcoin, at which point the Santa Cruz PD smells federal homeland security money, at which point hundreds of pudgy mustachioed vasectomied LEO's hatch a brilliant sting operation which consists of them using millions of dollars in cybertech to check the USPS tracking numbers on mail going to people associated with the frat, at which point they see a tracking update that says "DELIVERED" next to a sender with a NL address, at which point they pose for photos with all of their seized pills - naturally all dolled up in their SWAT outfits which only get used when they sit outside a building where someone has a gun and wait until he kills himself or surrenders.

tl;dr vietnamese women are scary and will cut your dick off if you make so much as one bad pho pun.


[34 Points] boofk:

Boy are they fucked.


[27 Points] Thriz_whistle:

Look at all the pretty colors on those seized pills...condemned to a life in evidence and then destruction...they'll never get to travel down someone's digestive tract like they were born to do. Such a tragedy.


[24 Points] Thriz_whistle:

Way to play the date-rape card, Santa Cruz PD. We CERTAINLY have to throw everyone in jail for alcohol if we are using that logic.


[11 Points] Darknet_Retard:

Damn... 6 21 year-olds with over 5,000 MDMA tablets. Guarantee they were busted because they ordered from NL


[7 Points] hoenikker420:

I spy some Yin Yang pills!!!!


[8 Points] SlappySpanBank:

Damn. These kids each spent $1,000 tops and end up spending the rest of their lives in prison.

Wonder if the vendor even cares...


[8 Points] MDMangel:

Fuck the 'Murican Gubment and it's draconian drug laws. Leave the people and their free will alone! Now these young adults have to spend an asinine amount of time in prison. Far longer than any non-violate criminal should spend locked up like an animal. These people hurt no one, and yet the police act as though they have captured Jack the Ripper. Way to treat our fellow Human Beings.


[7 Points] None:

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[8 Points] bo0zer:

They probably have no arrest records, young, good kids, most likely have money. I doubt they'll see the inside of a prison cell. If they do they'll serve a deuce at max and get parolled out.


[7 Points] None:

Ordering pressed pills is fucking stupid imo especially from NL just buy the crystal it weighs less and is easier to conceal.


[7 Points] XiTEDNM:

Looks like these pills are sold by "HollandDutch" on Nucleus, Lego, Burger King's and the Ying/Yang's.


[4 Points] yawk88:

good job vitaminstore/SnP lol


[4 Points] powerman15:

Wounder which vendors success rate just dropped.


[3 Points] Short_skirt:

Damn, that would have been a great party. I'd have definitely come to that.


[3 Points] billy5x5:

I want those yin yangs so much.


[3 Points] None:

you can say bye bye to those scholarships


[3 Points] kppilihp:

where can one buy the yin yangs though?


[1 Points] None:

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[1 Points] Buck-Nasty:

What type of jail time are they looking at?


[1 Points] DarkKnight_1111:

Damn, those lego pills are slick!


[1 Points] georgieee817:

So what happened to controlled deliveries??