[Vendor Review] 1g Moon Rock - Humboldt

DETAILED CHECKBOX
Vendor Name/Marketplace: Humboldt/DD
Product/s reviewed: 1g Moon Rock
International?: NO
Vendor requires FE?: NO
Price before shipping: FREE (review strain)
Shipping cost: FREE
Customer Service: pick one below with an "x" like this: [x]
[x]+5 Superb: Polite, prompt, ensures satisfaction
[ ]+4 Good: Professional, exhibits customer care
[ ]+3 Satisfactory: Adequate responses, resolved issue
[ ]+2 Marginal: Subpar communication, partial resolution
[ ]+1 Bad: Poor communication, no resolution
[ ]+0 Awful: Abusive responses, no resolution
Product Quality: pick one below
[x]+5 Highest purity - highly potent
[ ]+4 Mostly pure - potent
[ ]+3 Minor cut or impurity - strong
[ ]+2 Cut and/or impure - medium to weak
[ ]+1 Almost entirely cut - very weak
[ ]+0 Possibly bunk - no effect
Processing Speed: pick one below
[x]+5 Processed & marked shipped in 24hrs
[ ]+4 Processed & marked shipped in 48 hrs
[ ]+3 Processed & marked shipped in 72 hrs
[ ]+2 Package is late
[ ]+1 Package is very late
[ ]+0 Never received package
Price Value: pick one below
[x]+5 Excellent - great value & low cost
[ ]+4 Moderate - worthy value & fair cost
[ ]+3 At-market - neither good nor bad
[ ]+2 Below-market - so-so value, high cost
[ ]+1 Exorbitant - low value, excessive cost
[ ]+0 Rip-off - little-to-no value, unjustified cost
Stealth & OpSec: check all that apply
[x]+1 Vacuum-sealed
[x]+1 Mylar/non-porous container
[ ]+1 Decoy/misdirection
[x]+1 Low package profile
[x]+1 Good OpSec/PGP
TOTAL: 100%

Customer Service: Humboldt emailed and asked me if I want to do another review strain. It was very nice of him! Upon receiving the package, I was surprised to even get a 1g sample of Moon Rock! It took a couple of days to fetch a response back from him (he's very busy!). It's all GOOD!

Product Quality: this moon rock is vastly different unlike any buds I've tried on the market. It gives me a massive lucid dream; it doesn't couch-lock me or get me very head-high, just visible, lucid-like dreams. My auditory & sensory perception completely jumped through the roof; I was able to hear much better with extreme clarity (unlike any bud I tried before); feeling vibrations around me has increased tenfold - I was hella paranoid! I thought the cop knocked on my door, but no one was there. My visual perception was improved immensely: feels like watching 4k UHD 120Hz screen: so smooth, so fluid with extreme clarity and vibration. My jaws dropped when I went back to sleep, I was slightly catatonic but was able to managed it on my own (only had 0.1g). The taste was really sweet and danky - more like sweet n' bitter, but more leaning towards sweetness; apparently this moon rock was dipped in with THC oil garnished with kief; I believe the strain that was dipped in was Girl Scout Cookie (typical strain choice for Moon Rock); the taste upon inhale was difficult to detect, but upon exhale it was very sweet - THC oil was probably interfering with the taste. It took about like 10-15 minutes for the effects to kick him and it hits very hard! I only had 0.1g so.... I wasn't really in a catatonic state that Humboldt described on his product page; planning to put in 0.2 or 0.3 gram tonight so I can get the idea of what it's like to be catatonic: I will update this page tomorrow morning. The paraphernalia choice for this product is Vapor Genie (standard pipe w/ ceramic filter).

Shipping: I got it in 3 days - all good! The shipping OPSEC was a standard procedure: mylar bags, vac-seal, and an another round of mylar bag to hold all of the contents in.

OPSEC: PGP used when necessary.

Price: I got it for free - it's a review strain.

I also got a couple of waxes.. so.. I just need the right tools before doing the review.

Picture: https://anonfiles.com/file/afa1cae6a40bd77b8bd7f2f5ca49e5c5


Comments


[2 Points] None:

What's the point of a review if the vendor knows you're doing it before he sends you the drug(s)? All your review says is "look at how potentially good your orders with HF could be".

I'm glad you told us, though.


[2 Points] TelJanin_Aellinsar:

It looks like a turd lol

"Apparently this moo rock was dipped in oil and garnished with kief..."

Bruh are you retarded or something?