DETAILED CHECKBOX | |
Vendor Name/Marketplace: |
ShockJohnson/DHL |
Product/s reviewed: |
14g MDMA |
International?: |
Domestic US |
Vendor requires FE?: |
Escrow |
Price before shipping: |
$390 |
Incentives for Review?: |
None |
Shipping cost : |
I dont remember, I think like 10 bucks not bad |
Customer Service | : |
[x ]+5 |
Superb: Polite, prompt, ensures satisfaction |
[ ]+4 |
Good: Professional, exhibits customer care |
[ ]+3 |
Satisfactory: Adequate responses, resolved issue |
[ ]+2 |
Marginal: Subpar communication, partial resolution |
[ ]+1 |
Bad: Poor communication, no resolution |
[ ]+0 |
Awful: Abusive responses, no resolution |
Product Quality | : |
[x ]+5 |
Highest purity - highly potent |
[ ]+4 |
Mostly pure - potent |
[ ]+3 |
Minor cut or impurity - strong |
[ ]+2 |
Cut and/or impure - medium to weak |
[ ]+1 |
Almost entirely cut - very weak |
[ ]+0 |
Possibly bunk - no effect |
Processing Speed | : |
[x ]+5 |
Processed & marked shipped in 24hrs |
[ ]+4 |
Processed & marked shipped in 48 hrs |
[ ]+3 |
Processed & marked shipped in 72 hrs |
[ ]+2 |
Package is late |
[ ]+1 |
Package is very late |
[ ]+0 |
Never received package |
Price Value | : |
[x ]+5 |
Excellent - great value & low cost |
[ ]+4 |
Moderate - worthy value & fair cost |
[ ]+3 |
At-market - neither good nor bad |
[ ]+2 |
Below-market - so-so value, high cost |
[ ]+1 |
Exorbitant - low value, excessive cost |
[ ]+0 |
Rip-off - little-to-no value, unjustified cost |
Stealth & OpSec: | |
[ ]+1 |
Vacuum-sealed |
[x]+1 |
Mylar/non-porous container |
[x]+1 |
Decoy/misdirection |
[x]+1 |
Low package profile |
[x]+1 |
Good OpSec/PGP |
TOTAL: | 96% |
DETAILS|
First time ordering from this vendor, for domestic prices $28 a gram isn't bad and it was the best I could find at the time (I try and shop through DHL only, out of preference) so I began to research him. I didn't see too much info around these parts, but those who had chimed in seemed happy with their experience. Plus I saw somewhere that he sells out pretty quickly so I thought I'd pull the trigger. I messaged him with some shipping questions and he was very quick to respond (within an hour or so I think?) and was also very polite, and used PGP for all conversations. I sent the order through and it was accepted and shipped within the time I was at work (less than 8 hours), which was the fastest I'd seen. The product arrived in 3 business days from the order being placed which was great, on par with the other fastest orders I've had. He had a fitting decoy, in addition to mylar and multiple layers. Not vacuum sealed but not necessary imo.
THE PRODUCT:
The product is quality, about an even mix of pebbles/sand and one big 'ol rock. No discerning smell or anything, I tasted some residue and it tasted like classic bitter molly. He says he resells for checkpoint so I figured it would be pretty quality, and probably a bit broken up, so all in all it met expectations. I tested it with 3 reagents and it passed all with quick reactions and no strange colors, this is definitely pure and judging on the reaction time I imagine it's pretty strong. Product weighed in at about 100mgs over. I haven't taken any yet but will report back if anything is off. I really want to try the CP presses next!
Overall, I was really impressed with ShockJohnson. Communication was good, price was good, OPSEC seemed legit, and shipping was fast. What more can you ask for? He will definitely be my go to for these amounts of MDMA.
If anyone tries his pressed pills from CP let me know how they are. I'm thinking about ordering some from him!
PICTURES:
https://anonimage.net/image/3Equr7Lgwk - Picture of the biggest rock (~2gs)
https://anonimage.net/image/QBn0RyVSXb - Baggie (not as received, no banana for scale sorry)
https://anonimage.net/image/3C398d14sz - No flash, lots of shadow tho
https://anonimage.net/image/TWdg7wR3dV - Test Results
(edit:fucking formatting)
How do you not vacum seal MDMA? WAT?