Getting cocaine/shrooms/weed/acid through airport security?

I want to get 2 eight balls of coke, 2 vials of TripWithScience's mushrooms, about a half of weed (maybe hash if it's easier) and a couple tabs through airport security. Not international, but across a couple states. Weed is legal in my state but not legal in the state I'm going to. I know acid is easy to get through, it's just paper. What I'm worried about is the coke and TWS's shrooms. I've thought about emptying out capsules and putting them in (it would take a lot of capsules though), thought about ballooning but really don't want to do that because it'll be shit covered by the time it gets out. And that's all I got. Any ideas?


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[31 Points] PoundMyPoi:

Assuming that you're a straight young man, your asshole is probably tight and malleable, boof it


[20 Points] None:

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[15 Points] salvia-d:

Across a couple states? Driving will be a lot better for your nerves, or USPS.


[5 Points] 420-BL4Z3-IT:

Be creative

  1. Sampoo
  2. Smell-proof ziplocks
    3.Sort of weight

edit: you can put it in smell proof bags like these


[5 Points] None:

The acid will be easy, just put it in a pants pocket or something. Definitley go with hash unless you can vac seal that bud. I'd recommend vape cartridges if you can get some in time. Super easy to conceal.... And for the two eight balls.... Good luck lol. Maybe empty a gold bond bottle?


[3 Points] ChadThundercockII:

Hunter Thompson?! is that you?


[3 Points] Holes_of_Glory:

I was going to write a long post with a lot of details but then thought maybe I shouldn't be openly posting those details for anybody to read.

The short answer is make what you are trying to transport blend in with everything else and "hide" it in plain sight. Powders go in pill capsules, liquids can look like eye drops or vape juice. If you have a bag full of your toiletries nobody is going to dig through it and investigate everything unless something really stands out for some reason.

Liquids may leak out of their container with the pressure change so make sure they are in a truly well sealed container or bring them in your carry on and make sure they are upright when the plane is taking off and getting up to cruising altitude. I have had stuff leak in my carry on just from the small pressure change in the plane.

Personally I don't think I would fly with flower. I have spent a lot of time emptying cigarettes and repacking them with weed just to throw them away before security due to getting paranoid when leaving a legal state and trying to bring some home. I regularly fly with home made THC vape liquid mixed in with other vape stuff and edibles just stuck in a ziplock bag.


[3 Points] Joskins:

A pal of mine flew from Colorado to a cannbis-100%-illegal state with flowers in his carry on bag. Nobody at TSA cared. He even walked within 5 feet of a cop with a K9 in the illegal state's airport, and the dog did nothing. I'm pretty sure they're usually bomb sniffing dogs at the airports.

Then we all got high, and there was much rejoicing.


[3 Points] cdimeo:

So the first thing to say about this is that TSA themselves explicitly say they're not a law enforcement agency, they're responsible for security, and in the event they find something, they turn it over to local law enforcement. So there are places you can almost risk-free fly out of with probably up to an oz of bud in a carry on. Make sure it doesn't smell and do some research/try to think about what they're looking for (security issues) and what they can see. It's pretty easy to figure out what to do, and there was just a report that the screeners missed more than half the tests with actual weapons sooo, ya.

The goal, like it is for everyone, is to get through as quickly as possible. Pay attention, be cooperative, listen to their instructions, etc etc and unless something else is fucked up, there's no reason for them to pull you unless you're trafficking, which would be retarded.


[2 Points] Darknet_Retard:

Friend of mine has gone through TSA security with edibles wrapped up inside a checked bag... Too risky to put that in your carry on. I'd personally rather risk something being in my checked bag.


[2 Points] Isopaque:

The easiest way would probably be to put it in your checked bag. Put everything into plastic bags and make sure they're sealed, then put those bags inside a bottle or two of shampoo or body wash. Pack it in your checked bag like you would any other bottle of shampoo and you shouldn't have any problems.


[2 Points] Black-Hand:

Cocaine, which is highly soluble in ethanol (1g/3.2mL), + Visine eye drop bottle washed out and replaced with ethanol.

Pour onto a ceramic plate and put under a lamp when you get to destination and it will evaporate quickly. Make it a thin layer, you want maximum surface area when doing the evaporation. If you have a small portable fan, set on low and have it blow over the top of plate, it will significantly speed up the evaporation rate.

Edit: you want Everclear (190 proof)


[2 Points] 2infinity_andbeyond:

Put it in your pocket, and don't act like a sketchy dumbass.


[2 Points] EatSheets:

DM me. I'll tell you how to get it all through


[2 Points] robc514:

Condom up your ass man, easiest way.


[1 Points] emarginategills:

Well, acid is the easiest, just slip it in a book or something. idk. weed and everything else, but i've heard from a friend that they had success putting it in a little opaque lip balm container and throwing it in the bottom of a bag of lil bits n bobs. definitely, don't hid it on you or in you, that is a pretty obvious thing to not do. if you're caught with it that way you're never gonna be able to say you forgot about the gram in your dopp kit.

eta: the one thing you also shouldnt do is hide drugs in peanut butter or a shampoo bottle, because the Xray machine will pick up the density contrast, they will be able to spot the thing inside the thing. That's bad. Generally xraying a bag all it shows is the organic material, plastic, or metal to make it easier for security to pick out weapons. a lil party favor in a small container will simply look like a plastic container with organic material in it ;). packing things into 00 capsuls may work it is time intensive. people say its better to bring it thru in your carry on so you can keep an eye on it, putting it in your checked bag risks an airport employee taking it for themselves, but then you don't have to deal with nerves taking the bag thru the TSA checkpoint, and once you board the plane you're fine. but idk, it sounds like you're bringing a lot of coke, or planning to. I think the smaller the amt the safer you are generally. you don't want to bring so much that it looks like you're planning to distribute at your destination. TSA doesn't really care about your small personal stash.


[1 Points] C_Lana_Zepamo:

If it's any indicator from the people I met in rehab.....extremely easy.


[1 Points] almostrabidhobo:

I would just throw all of it in your checked bag, or as other people have mentioned just mail it.


[1 Points] the-effects-of-Dust:

Guy I know says he buys a bag of loose tobacco, kinda break down the weed a bit and put it in the bottom of the bag, layer of rolling papers, put the tobacco back in. TSA Is worried about bombs and weapons, and dogs are almost always looking for bombs. Also his advice was to make sure you don't check the baggage with weed in it, you want it in your carry on. Idk for shrooms, but the acid I would put in a bookmark or maybe box of bandaids in your bag.


[1 Points] obnoxious88:

Right this is my advice you need a vaacum sealer some clamping mason jars with rubber seal and a weak acidic solution.

Put on gloves vaacum seal each drug individually. Wash the outside layers of vaacum seal with the acid to destory terpins/traces. Now clean the vaacum machine , bin the gloves. 1hour before you leave re vaacum the package with gloves. Vaacum seal multiple times like 5 to 10. Wash the last layer again with the acid. Place it in the jar and seal it. Put it in with your clothes. Make sure you wash every single item of clothing and if your suitcase may contain trace amounts clean it or use your grandmas.

Your friendly neighbourhood coke smuggler.


[1 Points] maskedbychoice:

I've flown to Hawaii with 1.5gs of molly a 10 bars of xanax.
I capped the molly and hid both the caps and the bars mixed in with some acne medication pills in the rx prescription bottle in the toiletry bag and checked it in. I've done this twice.


[1 Points] altecMI:

They give a fuck about personal amounts


[1 Points] ShatterMcSlabbin:

Not sure if you have a prescription but I empty out my vyvanse capsules and refill them with whatever it is I want to bring.

Have only tried with finely crushed cocaine and mdma. That being said, I did manage to get about 4 grams of Cocaine from NYC to Barcelona this way.


[0 Points] zombilives:

man i flew from my country(europe) to canada with hash, dope and apvp in my stomach the trick is doing the balls with paper, plastic, paper, plastic, plastic plus soak them into bee wax. will harden and you could eat dont eat anything, only bananas, and buy some carboyogurt to create a layer of black mist into your stomach or make the balls, take a condom, fill and shove up your ass i travel Mumbai Milan in this way, but the trick is to stay calm, get dressed simply and respect the rule of the airport and everything will be good with a friend of mine also fill capsules with drug of choice, spray with anti dog spray, and put into a vitamin bottle. remember when u open the new vitamin bottle, cut the seal with a cutter pack your goods and reseal the cutted part with glue, better spray glue i can vouch that will work


[0 Points] abu7:

Talking about some of the biggest andd the busiest airports of the world, you could literally put a good few grams of blow in your pockets, but you must do one thing, which is controlling your nerves at the right time.