How to get boxes from p.o. without fingerprints?

as far as I have researched, fingerprint traces dont come out of paper so you cant rub them off, and superglue on your fingerprints doesnt actually work well. how the hell do you get boxes from the po without getting fingerprints on them? All I can think is gloves. but its not cold and Im not riding a motorbike. i did notice that flat rate envelopes (but not boxes) have a sort of film over them. could fingerprints be taken off of this?


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[14 Points] Udaypbuh:

Or just go to the post office and get the package like a normal person.


[7 Points] 100x100ug:

I can only imagine that your concern is that after you throw away the packaging, the police will look for fingerprints on the packaging to bust you. If that is your concern, then just properly dispose of the packaging at somewhere that isn't your residence/burn it/completely destroy it. As /u/SLOPSEC said, you'll already be on camera, if they want to bust you, they'll do it with that, not partial fingerprints on a box.

/r/DNMParanoia


[3 Points] SLOPSEC:

I you are already physically in the PO picking up a pack, why do you care about fingerprints? You're already on camera, and if they give you the pack why do you care if your fingerprints end up on it? You're holding it on video.


[2 Points] Critical386:

Order the boxes for free at USPS.com - they come shipped with plastic or another box on the outside.


[2 Points] WHERETHESTEALTH:

Put band-AIDS over all your finger tips.


[1 Points] foodforthoughts1010:

just wear gloves. If anyone asks say you have a problem with germs. As far as if fingerprints can be taken off. I don't believe so and if you can it would be extremely painful.


[1 Points] Trappy_Pandora:

Mittens


[1 Points] None:

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What is this?


[1 Points] Tossingthislatertho:

https://store.usps.com/store/browse/subcategory.jsp?categoryId=free-shipping-supplies


[1 Points] crystaldust:

the best would be to use Polyethylene-Mailers most post offices and fedex's have some sort of free poly mailer you can use to wipe your prints off with alcohol. the postal inspectors can get prints from undersides of stamps and sticky labels as well, so care would be needed.


[1 Points] 180K:

Easy, grab 4-5 boxes, when you pick them up, mark the outside ones that you touched with a sharpie X, don't mail those, use gloves when you get home to do your business.


[1 Points] horavack:

I see bikers riding with leather gloves all the time in the middle of summer. Its part of the "outfit" I suppose.


[1 Points] None:

Grab stacks of boxes, only touch outside two, Throw outside two away, what the fuck dude


[1 Points] salvagebanana:

Wash your hands before you touch the package. Fingerprints are lifted because of the natural oil your skin has.


[-1 Points] None:

Man the fuck up & burn them fuckers off.....Become Agent J (MIB)