Want to experience the best coffee of the 90s and 00s? Don't want to risk the drive and and social interaction of going to the corner and finding a starbucks dealer? There's a solution! Make your own! Go to amazon and purchase a coffee pot, if you don't have one. Size 10 cup should work well. Then go to your favorite market and find these three ingredients: 1 bag of french roast coffee package of filters filtered water I'm going to go with Folders (cheap coffee) since it is easier to find, cheaper, and doesn't have the negative side effects of Starbucks (excessive shits). Once you have your ingredients, here are the ratios to put in each proces 1 filter 8 scoops of coffee 10 cups of water (A lesbian ménage à trois, filter+coffee+h2oh baby) These were the three main ingredients to some of the best cups of coffee of the 90s and 00s. Here's why they work so well together. . . The filter, as you know, gives you a strong sense of filtered coffee grounds. You'll love having no grounds in your finished product. The coffee will have you bouncing off rainbows. The water is best when filtered, free the radicals! When their powers combine you get one of the most immersive and erotic cups of joe you ever had. For partiers in the US, the price would probably be around. coffee - .043btc filters - .021btc water - .017btc (or free) total - .081 btc That's less than $1/hr for a cup of the best coffee you've ever had! Warning: Giving to females may cause her to stay awake all night. EDIT: coffee has stimulant effects with the speediness!
Or you could go to /r/coffee, then be out of money for drugs because you're buying Guatemala geisha for way too much money.