Details | |
_Vendor: | Synester (/u/synestter) |
_Market: | Agora |
_Product: | 250mg Etizolam powder |
_Shipped from: | USA |
_Shipped to: | USA |
_Required FE: | YES |
_Vacuum Sealed: | YES? (mylar with baggie) |
_Decoy: | YES (Barely) |
_Handwriting: | No |
Rating | |
_Communication: | [9] / 10 |
_Stealth: | [8] / 10 |
_Shipping time: | [10] / 10 |
_Price value: | [10] / 10 |
_Aesthetics: | [10] / 10 |
_Weight: | [9.1] / 10 (docked by percentage underweight) |
_Quality: | [10] / 10 |
_Transaction: | [10] / 10 |
_Vendor: | [10] / 10 |
TOTAL SCORE: | [96.1] / 100 |
So call me an idiot, but in midst of the whole synester "exit scam" rumors, I decided to order from him. Honestly wouldn't be much to lose, and would be happy to put my account's name behind a legitimate exit scam notification if that was the case. Fortunately, the pack arrived just fine!
I chose the cheaper shipping option because I was not in a rush to get my etiz.
Communication
Communicaiton wise, I did put a note with my address order asking him to indicate somehow it was etiz, as it is a very sensitively dosed chem, and I was expecting other stuff in the mail- would hate to mix that up. This received no response, but in his defense: he was dealing with his whole shipping fiasco, and when the pack arrived, it was easily to identify. Could have told me so though, so it's not a 10/10.
Stealth
Stealth wasn't much but the package doesn't lok too sketchy either so whatever. I've experienced some great stealth in my time, so I don't think this is deserving of a 10.
Shipping
Shipping time was about what expected. Slow cause it was the slower option. No docking for that, I know what I paid for.
Weight
Weight: The package was underweight. If you check my "lab notes" (on a paper towel, lol) it weighed 0.228, which is ~22mg under weight.
Now, I've seen him comment in the past about losing a lot of powder by it sticking to everything. He's absolutely right, this shit sticks to everything. However ,I'm meticulous about scraping bags, and I maintain a clean work area (which is mostly black- countertop and gloves, so I can see powder), and collect all fallen dust. I was able to collect 15mg from the bag and my work bench combined. Nonetheless, it is still under by 22mg, and the remaining powder in the bag simply does not look like it can make up for it- having seen the difference of the bag before and after scraping. You can see the photo in the photos section.
This is a small percentage, but in the world of etiz, that's 11-22 typical doses. I'm not going to cry about it, but this is a review after all, so I must note it.
Also worth noting that transferring from weigh boat to final container, I only lost 5mg- the weigh boat is very sticky, and I visually left a bunch that just didn't want to pour. Having seen this amount I still feel the underweight amount is not accounted for.
I also want to clarify that my underweight calculation comes from SYNESTERS BAG to MY WEIGH BOAT, not from weigh boat to my final container.
Photos: Reagent tests and product photos
Here's some reagent testing (for my own safety, theyre not particularly informative for this chem) and product photos.
Reagent tests in order: Marquis, Mecke, Mandelin. Expected results: no reaction. Conclusion: sample acted in accordance with expectations.
I also apologize for clearnet-only. Infotomb is down, and I also haven't been abe to access my account, with no response from the owner. If anyone has a better service, PLEASE let me know. I don't like to upload to anonyws because their site has NO privacy policy (looks like their site is improperly configured) and no info on who owns it or what they do with the data. Imgur doesn't allow tor.
- Baggie it came in (baggie was inside MBB):CLEARNET LINK
- Marquis: CLEARNET LINK
- Mecke: CLEARNET LINK
- Mandelin: CLEARNET LINK
- Reagent results after ~20 minutes: CLEARNET LINK
- Product photo: CLEARNET LINK
- Product photo: CLEARNET LINK
- Product photo with weight (see lab notes to subtract weigh boat): CLEARNET LINK
- Lab notes (math): CLEARNET LINK
- Scraped Baggie: CLEARNET LINK
Bioassay
So, I have never had a benzo in my life before. No real strong reason, and someone formerly close to me had a serious benzo dependence. I'm not about that life. That said, I decided it would be best for me to have benzos on hand for the cases of needing to cull a bad trip, or sleep in the case of overstimulation from trips.
Of course, before I use it when I need it the most, I want to (alergy) test it when I don't need it all.
So I prepared a Propelene Glycol (PG) solution. I was an idiot and forgot to check the solubility rate, which maxes out between 2-2.5mg/mL for USP food grade (EDIT: I stand corrected. Apparently you can go quite higher. That said, it was quite arduous to get it to dissolve). I attempted to make a 2mg/mL solution, 100mg in 50mL of PG, that I would put into 5 amber bottles. Because of my idiocy, I then had to use a double boiler method and shave vigorously to get the etiz to dissolve in the PG, but after about 10-15 minutes, it looked all good.
At the end of the night, when I had surely nothing I needed to be doing, I used a disposable 3mL syringe to extract somewhere from 0.25mL to 0.5mL, which would be about 0.5mg to 1mg of etizolam, which from my understanding should be a pretty light dose.
I can't comment on much. I'm pretty sure it worked because I began to feel relaxed, and after about 40 minutes I just went to sleep. I'll have to try again I think, when its not towards the end of the day, so I can get a feel for my dosage response without the bias of falling asleep.
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Word of support for synester; he took care of me after my package was "returned to sender". Very nice and rational guy.
Good review. lots of information.