I need all the help I can get man

Okay so last night I was tripping off a 1.5 of pelicans/rexs tabs and doing whippets. It was legit, but there was one relevation I really need to come to life and I would like to see if anyone here would like to get involved. Okay so TURTLE BEACH NASCAR RACE . COM!!!!!!

yes you read it right turtle beach NASCAR race . com.

Okay so basically I convinced myself this was a totally real thing where when ur tripping everyone comes back to the turtle beach logo in a triangle and a little turtle drives up in a buggy and jumps out of his buggy and turns into the turtle beach logo. And it happens a bunch in a gif file I just want someone to make a me a pixel art gif of a turtle in a buggy turning into the turtle beach logo perfectly looped. I'll put it on a webpage and everything I'm just SO GOD DAMN MAD NOBODY KNOWS ABOUT TURTLE BEACH NASCAR RACE . COM

I was legit about to buy the domain last night so nobody stole my great idea but nobody did because it doesn't fucking exist which still confuses me because it still feels pretty damn real. I wish it was real, lets make it real!


Comments


[22 Points] Owner-of-turtlebeach:

So basically I own that domain name now, you can Make me a offer, 14 dollars or 0.031 btc will be good.


[2 Points] crenshaw11:

I'm trying to make sense of this, but for some reason it's not coming to me.


[2 Points] OneHitter_NotAQuiter:

I dropped 2 of pelicans tabs couple days ago and did 7 consecutive whippits. And I thought I was stuck in a time loop when my friend kept on passing me the loaded canister. And I was trying to inhale the wrong side and thought I was stuck in a reality where it glitched out. I believed at that point life was me infinatly hitting whippits. And then I got a chill in my spine realizing how language became invented. Overall the realisation sounds wack, but it was legit.


[2 Points] None:

Anyone else think this guy's name would be a perfect /r/darknetmarkets phishing sub? :P


[1 Points] DarkKnight_1111:

I have read alot of things on the internet, some things more coherent then others, but this right here, this is the pinnacle. How has nobody stolen this idea and totally fucked you out of the profits by now? And why the hell are you just giving this away man? You need to spread awareness, this things gonna be so fuckin huge.


[1 Points] RosyPalm:

Does this count as a 5-star review? You definitely got some great tabs if you we're seeing turtles in race cars.


[0 Points] None:

And I want a million bucks right now. Even drawing something on my computer won't get me that.