DETAILED CHECKBOX | |
Vendor Name/Marketplace: |
DutchFarmerNL on Alphabay |
Product/s reviewed: |
100 Tomorrowlands |
International?: |
NL to Germany |
Vendor requires FE?: |
NO |
Price before shipping: |
210€ |
Shipping cost : |
10€ |
Customer Service: | pick one below with an "x" like this: [x] |
[x]+5 |
Superb: Polite, prompt, ensures satisfaction |
[ ]+4 |
Good: Professional, exhibits customer care |
[ ]+3 |
Satisfactory: Adequate responses, resolved issue |
[ ]+2 |
Marginal: Subpar communication, partial resolution |
[ ]+1 |
Bad: Poor communication, no resolution |
[ ]+0 |
Awful: Abusive responses, no resolution |
Product Quality: | pick one below |
[x]+5 |
Highest purity - highly potent |
[ ]+4 |
Mostly pure - potent |
[ ]+3 |
Minor cut or impurity - strong |
[ ]+2 |
Cut and/or impure - medium to weak |
[ ]+1 |
Almost entirely cut - very weak |
[ ]+0 |
Possibly bunk - no effect |
Processing Speed: | pick one below |
[x]+5 |
Processed & marked shipped in 24hrs |
[ ]+4 |
Processed & marked shipped in 48 hrs |
[ ]+3 |
Processed & marked shipped in 72 hrs |
[ ]+2 |
Package is late |
[ ]+1 |
Package is very late |
[ ]+0 |
Never received package |
Price Value: | pick one below |
[x]+5 |
Excellent - great value & low cost |
[ ]+4 |
Moderate - worthy value & fair cost |
[ ]+3 |
At-market - neither good nor bad |
[ ]+2 |
Below-market - so-so value, high cost |
[ ]+1 |
Exorbitant - low value, excessive cost |
[ ]+0 |
Rip-off - little-to-no value, unjustified cost |
Stealth & OpSec: | check all that apply |
[ ]+1 |
Vacuum-sealed |
[x]+1 |
Mylar/non-porous container |
[ ]+1 |
Decoy/misdirection |
[x]+1 |
Low package profile |
[x]+1 |
Good OpSec/PGP |
TOTAL: | (x4 for 100% ) |
So after over 1 year and 100 orders deep into the darknet I finally got around to write my very first review with many more to come!
So I needed 100 Tomorrowlands and after looking around on Alphabay a bit I settled on DutchFarmerNL. Seems like he only used to be on MiddleEarth before but all his feedback on Alphabay is flawless. I ordered on 16/03/2016, the pack was marked shipped within' 24hours and it arrieved on 22/03/2016 6 days later to germany, which I am satisfied with. The stealth is pretty standard for MDMA pills but effective nonetheless, although I really liked the use of the Mylar.
The presses are 100% on point, they don't crumble and everyone who already consumed one can verify it's potency which is advertised at 220mg per pill. At 2.2€ per pill you are looking at an insane price/value ratio, especially if you are reselling.
All in all I can only recommend this guy enough, fast shipping times with top notch product! For the americans: he sadly only ships within' the EU.
I ordered 100 wise monkeys from the vendor to the UK 3 days ago. I didn't realise the risks behind ordering from NL to the UK, do you think I'll be ok? Is the stealth good? The package has not arrived yet.