Moronic Monday - your weekly stupid questions thread!

Hey /r/DarkNetMarkets, it is time for Moronic Monday!

Post your questions here - stupid or otherwise - to get an answer. Anyone can post a question and the community as a whole is invited and encouraged to provide an answer. Many questions get submitted late each week that don't get a lot of action, so if your question didn't get answered before, feel free to post it again.

If you are a noob, check out our comprehensive FAQ; it is essentially a guide for buying from a DarkNet Market. You may also find it helpful to take a look at our informative community posts, which are full of valuable information and tips.

We do ask that you refrain from abusing noobs in this thread. Remember that everyone had to start somewhere.

Also, please refrain from asking sourcing questions or vendor recommendations in this thread. Those posts will be removed.

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Comments


[7 Points] FloralCity:

After a long while of scouring the sub and making sure I comment on any post about shipping times for GG To put down tweens ordering acid like dumb fucking cunts, do you guys think it's ok to do meth in my moms basement?

I think I should be good since I'm so much older and more experienced than the tweens on here. Thanks


[5 Points] fedupwiththemoaning:

What is this dark market stuff? Will I need a torch and hi vis jacket?


[3 Points] None:

Where's Larry??


[3 Points] None:

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[2 Points] MandyThatGirl:

Are the liquor stores still open on Moronic Monday?


[1 Points] None:

GG shipping times to USA?....joking


[1 Points] EatSkateSleep:

If ignorance is bliss, and patience is a virtue, does that mean you'll go far if you're stupid and don't mind waiting around?


[1 Points] Zgfz:

Im a lazy fuck and I could find this, but what days does GG ship


[1 Points] latino777:

LOGGED IN TO TAILS AND BY ELECTRUM WALLET ISN'T OPENING HELFE HELFE SOS AUSILIO what do I do


[1 Points] oniontearers:

blender output is hours old and no confirmations, should i move to belize? But seriously, is there a time limit?


[1 Points] a59a:

ive been trying to boot tails from a dvd for the past 3 hours and nothing is working, can someone help me out?


[1 Points] None:

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[1 Points] chinaamiright:

so say you got some Strong pharma opi caps from europe that are a confirmed legit brand, box opened, with a blister pack of the proper amount of it intact (with damage from packaging and hopefully not faking blisters), but the pills look slightly different from what it seems like they are on google. same size, same little pellets inside, but missing some werd symbol and the dosage is on the clear part of the cap instead of the colored part.

What would you do? I mean, it would be pretty hard to 1. fake the blister 2. fake pellets in a cap to be chinese fentanyl 3. have good reviews and do the above

I don't know if this question can get me banned, but this is the STUPID questions thread so here it is. If it can, please fucking help me before I do get banned because the fentanyl thing is very dangerous.

edit: finalized because it's dumber to think this could be fentanyl than it just being a slightly different pharmacy pill from another country, and I don't want to start some dispute over a small amount of money.


[1 Points] darknetta88:

I've waited since the AB bust to order again, as Dream felt a little insecure. It seems like people are ordering happily again - are there safe markets about again?

Also, very dumb, but 2FE needs a phone, right? How do I do this and stay anon? Where I live I have to register with passport to get a sim.


[1 Points] doughnutpotato:

If Dream really is getting the fuck out of here, what market are we all flocking to next?