Bitcoin Help!!!

I'm needing to buy bitcoin but I do not own a bank account at the moment, I can use my friend's credit card but he doesn't have his social security number offhand. I'm at a loss of what to do!


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[10 Points] BLOODPHART117:

Go ask his mom what his social security number is.

When she asks why, tell her you need it to register his credit card with a cryptocurrency market so that the two of you can have narcotics delivered to you in the mail.

After she gives you the social, buy bitcoin and send it directly to your market wallet. Make sure to choose a username that you use for other accounts, such as your email address, or better yet your name. This reverse psychology will fool any police who may be watching

Don't use PGP, it's for scared little nancyboys. Try to pick a vendor with a low rating so that you can help boost their score with your transaction. And remember to always FE

Good luck!


[9 Points] hdheuud:

Are you guys like fucking nine years old? Who doesn't know their social? I don't like banks either, but atleast I have an account. Paychecks have to go somewhere. Not all bills can be paid in cash.


[7 Points] Homer_Goes_Crazy:

Graduate high school, then try.


[4 Points] ass-fister:

Localbitcoins -> cash deposit.

Also, tell your friend he should learn his SSN at some point...


[2 Points] sharpshooter789:

If your not mature enough to own a bank account then your not mature enough to use the markets.


[1 Points] Tymothy961:

Try coinamp


[-2 Points] None:

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