Where are the whores at?

Ok all those crypto mumbo jumbo markets are great and solved the drug problem but what is drugs without bitches? I need a similarly funkey way to order bitches just as easy as I order coke.

Or even better order a bitch that brings me coke in her vagina? The one that invents market like that will be rich.
If you don't agree with me, well blow me.


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[26 Points] bigfondue:

OPSEC. You have to meet the prostitute in person, which makes a set-up so much easier to coordinate than other physical goods. LE can arrest you, or other people can set you up for a robbery/kidnapping.

"Lol, I love coke, can you bring some to the motel ; )"

Thats all it takes to get a drug charge and the solicitation charge also.


[19 Points] None:

Can't you just wait until your Mom comes back from work?


[14 Points] Hank_Vendor:

there are ways, belive me- you don't wanna know.

I can get you coke by 3 O clock this afternoon... with pussy juice!


[9 Points] None:

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[4 Points] rappercake:

Where do whores go?


[5 Points] ErraticWire:

The title of this post made me read the entire thing as Frank Reynolds.


[3 Points] Vendor_BBMC:

Cash up-front. No escrow. No bitcoin.


[1 Points] bernardo44:

Your mom's house.


[3 Points] Moridakkubokka:

I feel sorry for americans, I live in a relatively small city somewhere in Europe and right now I can think of about 6 brothels that are nearby. They're everywhere.

starting at 15€ a bj (if you ask nicely, or add a fiver she'll leave the condom) and 30€ a fuck.


[1 Points] None:

whores couldn't figure out btc and/or tor. would have to find a proper nerd pimp. good luck have fun.


[4 Points] kernunnos77:

Ashley Madison seems to pop-up a lot. Or was it Dolly Madison?

Instructions unclear - ordered cupcakes.


[3 Points] bigassnug:

http://rubmaps.com


[3 Points] Love4XtraDogs:

Do you even backpage bro?

or checkout indian mail order brides.

Or take matters into your own hands and go visit overseas to your favorite ethnic country and bring a bitch home for the price of a plane ticket. Duh.


[2 Points] None:

Been in pursuit of this myself, only I've got MDMA, not coke right now.


[2 Points] Zalastar:

Bailey Jay and a Big Bag of Coke - That will keep you busy all night


[2 Points] None:

I'm sure there are broads on Myredbook that took BTC and have had many a line of coke snorted off there lady bits... If you have enough money they might even stick around long enough for you to burn them with a crack pipe.


[2 Points] howmany_drugs:

i can sell you some aaa+babes with fast shippin and ninja stealth hmu kik @ swaggitydank420

p.s. do u like russians?


[2 Points] squirrel42:

They all want FE


[1 Points] None:

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[1 Points] 1percentof1:

This guy is a true innovator.


[1 Points] _mickeythedoomguy_:

I would just like to notify you that prostitution is illegal, unless you live in a first world country.


[1 Points] twalker11:

Use backpage and be done with it.


[1 Points] dieselrhod012:

the cops are going to be subpoenaing your reddit ip for setting up a new dark market idea


[0 Points] None:

FE-only and I have a penis.


[0 Points] DaveBowmanX:

backpage.com my dudeee


[0 Points] specizripn:

Russian mail-order bride?


[0 Points] None:

I had to go back to school to even understand this jargan.


[-7 Points] DancingWindAway:

How is /r/DarkNetMarkets progressive enough to embrace Bailey Jay but at the same time acts like a sexist brute objectifying women ? Female mods, bring the justice!