Moronic Monday - it's your weekly stupid questions thread!

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Comments


[15 Points] B0rkB0rkB0rkB0rkB0rk:

where do i get my dank buds at now that BB is gone and agora is well agora.. what's my next choice.


[10 Points] Explosions_Hurt:

Fuck memorial day, I just want my fucking post already.


[10 Points] doanh1:

So my last vendor (who has decent ratings and reviews) asks customers to send their address through with the order BUT without a name. Would this look weird / questionable to a delivery person?


[8 Points] Hamiltone:

I'm me, how can I change that plz ?


[6 Points] SktchyDarknetDrugDlr:

Is mayonnaise an instrument?


[6 Points] ilopuch:

How does one purchase Bitcoin using PayPal?


[5 Points] None:

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[5 Points] None:

What's the best marketplace currently since Agora is down right now?


[5 Points] RichardParkR:

where the hell is everyone at? ag is down so is BB, so where are people setting up shop?

i know that there are hustlers out there on these markets that know their pockets are being robbed of potential money.

I need an h vendor like 5 days ago....


[4 Points] ihaznopotato:

Does anyone sell MDMA pills with the dosage in mg marked on one side? Seems like a generally good idea and not that hard to implement.


[3 Points] TeamHeineken:

Looking to purchase some X. Now with everything in the DNM world going haywire, what market would be the best place to purchase? Also looking for a good domestic NL vendor on that market.

Help would be appriciated!


[4 Points] caraquegostadefuma:

from who i can buy BHO with decoy to south america? already tried, The_L scammer and chipzahoy other scammer


[2 Points] 111-222_:

Why are so many of the sites down? I've seen the post from BB which is the one I usually use but also agora which I've used on occasion.


[3 Points] themadmex:

what operating system is ideal for surfing the dark net/ anonymous transactions? thinking about switching to a linux machine w/ Ubuntu.


[3 Points] thekidweezy:

why cant i find love before i go to a festival mid-june? :(


[3 Points] 1234567as1:

At the time of posting this, agoras been up for almost 2 hours. Which sadly is the longest it's been up in a week. I'm going to wait a day or 2 before I try to jump back in but do you think we are reaching the end of the tunnel?


[3 Points] lucid10:

I have been out of the DNM scene for 2-3 weeks and I have no idea where to go to get this. I've been buying from AG since SR went down. Can anyone recommend me an alternative while AG gets their shit together?


[2 Points] civicquattor:

considering that la banca negra esta muerta ahorra

is it still wrong to leave it off an "active warning list"?

even if it does come up, being down for 8 days makes many of us frowny-faced


[2 Points] hpm40:

Need to know. Is this site for real? http://rx-canadian24h.com/ anyone used it? It was mentioned in a different thread and I want to buy something off of it, but it seems too easy. Looks pretty scammy but I have bought kratom off some dubious looking sites found in threads here and had success.


[2 Points] blamehofmann:

Is Claws safe to use in a direct transaction situation? Every time I boot up TAILS it gives me a warning about Claws "Leaking plaintext files to..."


[2 Points] blockchainn:

How do I convert from BTC to USD display in Middle Earth?


[2 Points] None:

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[2 Points] dankscammed:

What is the button and why does it exist?


[2 Points] None:

ive had problems losing my persistence on tails. how do i back up?


[2 Points] chef234:

who has cheap xanax or some form of benzos? gf's being super panicky lately and meds can't be refilled for a minute


[2 Points] darknetALERT:

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON WITH MIDDLE EARTH?!


[1 Points] drunk0Nwater:

I've only seen posts about drugs here, but i got a question about carded electronics. Does anyone here know a reputable vendor?


[1 Points] strauser360:

Who has the best weed I can get on the darknet, I want to make totally vac purged winterized shatter out of it. not spending a whole lot but getting a 2 stage, also know jack shit about winterization but I used to read a lot on http://skunkpharmresearch.com/ so I have a small grasp and I learn more in-depth processes. I think thats pretty much all I need right is the 2 stage, coffee filter, custom pressure cooker, some heating blankets (for the low temp purg I believe its somewhere between 80 to 100F like I said I haven't done it in a year or two. Anyway if anybody has an item to suggest thatd be awesome (unless it's an unnecessary $500 item the gives me a tincey boost. So yeah best for quality ration, I was think cultmaddeline, og bryan,sticky, maybe adventuretime, (jackblue as --- quality to price matters the most but my family does not want mids.

Also I tried ECC (Yeah he doxxed a guy or something idec) got 7g of that and was fairly nice but i feel like a LOT better bud out there on the DNM. ($260 was an OZ from her. Can anybody recommend crazy bud vendors that deserve beautiful purged shatter treatment? Also if I'm forgetting a drastic step or measure in the extract process please send the info my way thanks guys.


[1 Points] tomsuwi:

My stupid question is: What is a good marketplace a few of you would suggest for MDA and LSD. I was exclusive to evo. I was exclusive to BB. I'm no longer exclusive.


[1 Points] mondaysmorontoday4:

How do you FE on nucleus? I know I'm taking a risk. Was the drop down menu in the 3rd step of checkout that I didn't pay any attention to?


[1 Points] None:

What is FE? I'm trying to order and the vendor wants me to send coins and then he sends the product. This is a direct deal but he seems very reputable on the forum.


[1 Points] timonsmith:

I'm totally new to all this. I spoke to a few veterans some time back who told me that things used to be much better, open, exciting and deeper earlier and also that a lot of 'content' is hardly visible now. How can i possibly gain considerable knowledge about all this?


[1 Points] mid-jet:

If the Tor DDOS "exploit" (or whatever it's categorized as) that was supposedly being used to keep Ag and/or BB down, then why does it seem like other markets are not really getting hit as bad? If someone's targeting Ag/BB (competition let's say), how long can they afford to keep it up (assuming they paid for zombie machines to flood the sites).


[1 Points] None:

Have any of you actually freaked out after looking in the mirror on LSD? I thought it was funny as fuck.


[1 Points] AlxAntlionMesa:

Im gonna use this to request the contact INFO for grandpajoe_dnm. specifically a safe email address. I checked grams profile first, I checked the market profiles and I had no luck

I msg'd him in mkt but he is probably too smart not to waste his time checking with all of the nonsense going on .

/u/grandpajoe_dnm I love ur stuff where are you! :)


[1 Points] moocow921:

Who has the best lucy inside the US and on what market?


[1 Points] Cannabun:

How do I format my PGP key to post on reddit?


[1 Points] None:

Where can I find an excellent weed vendor?


[1 Points] keylostbluntsmoke:

where dat white girl at though?!? Fuck trap i just needa 8ball preferably around $200-260 ASAP no rocki plz n thx


[1 Points] faebun:

is it safe to order from an iPhone using the toe browser app?


[1 Points] faebun:

tor not toe. :)