The most creative story you told a custy (customer) about how you get your drugs.

You ever make up such a bizarre unrealistic story about how you obtain your drugs. Such as I know some guy that knows some guy that is very high up in a distribution center that manufactures pills and he offloads them from an 18 wheeler on the way to the facility ..

 

then they give you the most stunned/weirded out look you every scene hahaha


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[11 Points] dnmevilluck:

"I've got a friend who drives out every Monday, stays the week in Cali, and comes back Thursday-Fridayish, depending on postal holidays" ;)


[13 Points] alphabay_support_lol:

i had some of traphouses Fishcale A1 shit and told people i knew a guy who had a connection to somebody in Gucci Mane's entourage lol


[8 Points] samwhiskey:

Some crazy dude that lives in the sticks that creeps me out. That way no one wants an introduction or me to jump through hoops for them. I don't sell but I've scored for a couple people.


[6 Points] Vendor_BBMC:

"You know that Burmese democracy leader, Aung San Suu Kyi, who just won a landslide victory in myanmar's first election?

This meth was made by a chemist who she smuggled into the UK pretending to be her bodyguard. He flooded Thailand with meth from the jungles of the golden triangle, financing the rebel Shan army. He was taken to her address of the Oxford union, then at 10 Downing St she handed him over to David Cameron and said "this man saved my country. Look after him". He couldn't return to his native Thailand because they wanted to kill him.

I was introduced to him by a Chinese meth dealer in Bayswater, London. he came up to me, took a very tattered after eight mint wrapper out of his pocket (part of the packaging for "black magic" meth pre-darknet) and said "Did you make this?"

I thought maybe I was in trouble, like his kid had eaten it and died or something, but I said "yes".

"You will teach me to make num kang like this".

His sister took it to Thailand, she showed him at a party, and he carried the empty packet around the jungle for 2 years before going to London, then let loose.

"Odd Job" slept on my sofa for 6 months. I learned more from him than he did from me. He was responsible for 6% of the world's meth supply one year, according to a UN report."

Does mine win?


[4 Points] InconvenientIdeals:

'I know a guy'.

Everyone I know knows full well I don't know anyone. Let alone a guy.


[3 Points] None:

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[3 Points] thelastvirgin:

I told one of my buddies that my acid dealer only comes once a year, around March and goes back to his lab for the rest of the year to get back to making more acid for the mext time around..


[2 Points] droppingwhen:

I'm an unoriginal pirate and can never think of a good cover story, so when people ask questions about where I get my drugs, I jokingly ask if they're wearing a wire or some shit and they typically never ask because it dons on them that they were acting kinda shady asking questions.


[2 Points] fatgirlchaser69:

i tell them my pizza delivery guy has family ties to organized crime and delivers it along side my pizza or if i told them i would have to kill them if they annoy me about but i only provide to a few close friends just so mine are always free


[1 Points] ayyyyyThrowaway:

Some dude who acts hard but in reality just has a medical marijuana card. Not sure if this is the case but I wouldn't be surprised

Lmao "custy's" that's so endearing


[1 Points] holybraz01:

Haha some pretty funny shit , I can imagine they are some far out bizarre ones


[1 Points] Thethrowawayyy000:

I always say "yea I know a dude that gets it from a guy who has a deal with a pharmaceutical company over in India. He has hundreds of thousands of pills shipped to him. Then my guy does runs around the states and makes drops. But I've known the guy doing drops since we were kids and that's how I have an in with him." Lol. These people eat that shit up.


[1 Points] ThrowawayofaDarkKing:

I have a friend who is a tattoo artist who travels around the country and picks up various drugs for me

That's where I tell my friends my drugs come from


[1 Points] jtemps92:

I just moved out of a big student city, so I say I still use a guy up there and he gets the shit sent in himself, that's why I can afford to sell on weight so cheap. Tbf I did start out using a guy in the student city I just left, before I discovered the markets.


[1 Points] Remtrex:

I always name the British city best known for importing high purity stuff (I'm sure you know.) This has caused a problem in recent weeks because I once told a customer in front of my friend. My friend then lost his supplier and asked me to pick up double weight to help him.. I've done this 3 times but now he is asking for me to open a communication for him and it's just so frustrating because I find myself making up like 6 lies a week and I'm now living the lie.. LOL It has never crossed my mind that there is loads of people out there also making up the same kinda lies as me :)


[1 Points] yalldontknowjack:

I just got to stop saying vendor and use dealer.


[1 Points] suchpls:

My tight knit old neighborhood neighbors brother who i've known since six decided to rough it out to northern humboldt and see what opportunities were there for him cause he was tired of society and wanted to be a doctor.. four years after graduation we crossed paths on a family trip out to southern oregon.. he ended up being a doctor alright :)


[1 Points] DexOyama:

i get it from a pastor after looks of confusion I mention the best place to hid is in plain site. He gets to drive around the city saving souls and making money


[0 Points] notinthislifeanymore:

what?!!