Got a pack of nice blow today. Watching for mailman and waited for him to leave the street. Really good shit. Within minutes I did several fat lines and found myself wandering around the house looking for my laptop.
Then the doorbell rings. It's been years since someone rang it. I take off my shoes and creep to a window, high as shit, and peek out. I see a guy in some sort of uniform with another guy in plainclothes...and they just look sketchy .
I decided to fuck it and open the door. Grabbed my wallet first because it has my attorneys info..turns out my wife had ordered a new bed as a surprise and there was a crew of three people doing their own version of a controlled delivery
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