Tracking shows package was delivered to my PO Box on Saturday, yet I still have not received it. What's the chances that they fucked up and put it in someone else's? Going to go tomorrow morning and ask the front desk.... Although the contents would put me in prison for quite a while.
UPDATE: USPS put my pack in the wrong PO Box... Thank god they didn't take it. Also, huge shoutout to /u/EastCoastBarbarian . Providing timely customer service on a pack he didn't even get paid for (Fuck Hansa, fuck 5-0, and fuck incompetent USPS employees.
Maybe just call your local PD and ask