Coke/UK/DNM rant

This is a rant about the quality of cocaine on the DNM in the UK.

People call street speed "dirty", but what could be dirtier than the crap being flogged in the UK as coke?

Ephedrine, caffeine, mannitol, amphetamine, levamisole, benzocaine, the list of adulterants is endless. Even British law enforcement acknowledge that their seizures are yielding very little coke and lots of other stuff (I saw one report of 650g of coke seized with 24kg of benzocaine). A "strong" coke bust will be around 25% coke.

And who is falling for this "90% pure fishscale" BS? Unless the vendor personally carried the batch from the farm gate to his HQ, they can't make that guarantee, ever.

It's wilful self-delusion at best, and - well, I want to say "criminal" stupidity, but, y'know, cocaine - to believe that you're getting "premium glistening fishscale oily petroleum-smell"...

All the old dudes go on about how coke was coke back in the day in the disco before AIDS and get off my lawn, but they probably have a point.

TL;DR - UK coke is pants.

There, I said it.


Comments


[4 Points] Spark9021:

Only just started buying coke of DNMs, just stick to pills for this reason

Recently bought off Ajaxfc, 3.5g of his AQ501 for £200x tested at 72% pure and AQ502 which hasnt been tested yet.

MrMaserati which is NL based has been tested at 98% pure for 3.5g for £200 but his recent batch was tested as 70%

MrQuality is apparently better than Ajaxfc, again at £200 for 3.5g but i havnt seen the test results

Go on the EU Cocaine Discussion on the Nucleus Marketplace, theres a bunch of idiots like on here but others who are trying to improve the UK/EU Coke marketplace


[3 Points] queryox1:

Considering the last few major busts of cocaine being imported into the UK yielded from 85% all the way upto 98% Id say you do not have a clue what you are talking about.

A lot of the UK DNM coke is stuff imported from NL, alot of the UK coke is also tested regularly and found to be high quality. Stop being the £30/gram shit and maybe you will see?


[3 Points] None:

I'd never buy it from the street again, any time I have been able to take the entire g within a couple of hours and then fall asleep.


[3 Points] Sophisticated_Murder:

LDN-UNDERGROUND is probably the best Coke you'll find on the dnm tbh. They have 3 'cuts' as well so you get what you pay for. Honestly, it's good stuff.


[0 Points] WibblyWobblyness:

I'm not disagreeing with you, most dnm coke and street coke is cut to absolute shit. Even our flake is not flake at all. But, go to vendors which have had the coke tested. Hederal having his gear resulting with 70% purity, LDN-Undergrounds coke is also out of this world imo! As I say, not disagreeing with you, most of it is shit.. sadly.. which is annoying as its the only thing I love to bosh up my schnitzle :) Peace n love - the wobbly one


[2 Points] chrsey:

I've just found out my street dealer sells 0.8 instead of a gram for £80. When I weighed it it was 0.75. What a cnut.