Tinfoil Hat Tuesday!

Bust out your tinfoil hats and let's gather together to post all of the crazy conspiracy theories and alarm ringing FUD that we possibly can!


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[7 Points] None:

Some vendors delay packs in order to identify popular members of this subreddit.

Ex. "I bought 20g of MDMA from [vendor] and tracking shows that it was sent out 28 days ago. Finally came in yesterday!"

Why would they want this? What would they do with it? I dunno. Could be a really obscure fetish? They might want to send the users a Christmas card full of acid when the holidays roll around? Fuck if I know.

I don't know why any vendor would actually want this, but it's probably very easy for them to do.


[4 Points] None:

If anyone ever asks you online if you're afraid that you're going to get arrested, the correct answer is something to the effect of "yes". Every time. Even if you don't feel like you are.

Why?

Because one of these days, the person asking you that is going to be a cop, who is minutes away from kicking your door in, and thought they'd fuck with you by getting you to act tough online and then be on video shitting yourself like a bitch when they bust in moments later.

Everyone would think you're so stupid. God, I can't imagine anything more horrible...


[3 Points] octomarvel:

Police are quick to anger these days coz their stations don't have waiting rooms. No waiting rooms = no patience.

=)

PS - BBMC actually reads his PMs, lol.


[2 Points] sorudesandstorm:

DNM is like FB for drugs. All a social experiment by the CIA. How E-devices take over our social selves


[2 Points] drimilr:

PoM = Cimon = VJ = FBI Dir. Serrin Turner. And that's why Serrin Turner hasn't responded to PoM's emails yet. Misdirection at its finest!


[1 Points] None:

Trappy Pandora is actually the wife of Blackbeard. The original DPR.


[1 Points] AlwaysDankrupt:

All the recent DDoS's to markets and encrypted email services are all performed by the feds to gain access to whatever info they get from it and they're planning a big bust soon


[1 Points] None:

The NSA is camouflage for a much larger, more secret government organization.


[1 Points] geshoo:

/u/roionsteroids is actually Quantik/Montfort and is running more than a dozen subs just so he can push his own agenda