DNM's should only utilize ONE "anonymous" cryptocurrency.

EDIT: Congratulations /u/anon1901!!! The electoral college has chosen Paypal to be the universal standardized payment system for darknetmarket transactions.

P4YP4L4LYF3

PAYPAL IS TO BE USED BY ALL.

That is all. Go back to asking your questions that are better suited to a different sub or the answer lies in that search bar.

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With all of the people getting busted and imprisoned for life just for using bitcoins at one point during their life I suggest we use an alternate "anonymous" cryptocurrency in place of BTC... for umm you know opsex.

Please vote for one of the following cryptocurrencies to be utilzed as a standard on all marketplaces. Since there are so many of them and most of denizens of /r/dnm don't know anything beyond arithmatic mathematically wise... just choose the one with the coolest name. After all when bitcoin hit mainstream there were countless articles of how it was "anonymous" and "untraceable".

CHOOSE ONE OR MAKE YOUR OWN!!

Aeon

X11coin

Fedoracoin

Zcash

Zerocoin

Anoncoin

Neutrino

Vertcoin

Cryptcoin

Safecoin

Cloakcoin

Libertycoin

Paypal

Vericoin

Blackcoin

Pinkcoin

Monetaverde

Navajocoin

Vootcoin

Bytecoin

Ducknote

Fantomcoin

Quazarcoin

Boolberry

Stealthcoin

Cloakcoin

XCurrency

Buttcoin

I am sure I forgot some cryptocurrencies that claim to offer some form of anonymity so feel free to PM me them and I will edit this post.

I personally vote for Boolberry. It reminds me of Booberry the cereal.

Please note: This joke is probably not funny. I am tired of all of the Monero posts by people that don't have any clue as to the innerworkings of a cryptocurrency.


Comments


[4 Points] Elisa-Yamaha:

Can't we just make bank transfer and write ''for groceries'' or ''money I owed you'' and ''Thanks for fronting me the cash'' in the notes?


[6 Points] stilldogman:

The amount of people that were jumping all over a certain thread yesterday ranting about how dumb Monero is and how it's useless and all of the Monero "shills" need to go away was ridiculous.... and they obviously do not know how it works, nor how to use it, nor anything about cryptocurrencies aside from how to buy bitcoin and send it to a site. Good lord.

On top of that, it's pretty evident how many people don't keep up on the news regarding said currencies, and what is going to be happening with bitcoin and the like, NOR have they apparently been up to date on what's in development for Monero currently/going to be finalized and released soon for it.


[2 Points] zysr90:

I just send email money transfers from my email anti.drugs@hotmail.com


[1 Points] ForLol_Serious:

Paypal

didn't even know paypal had a cryptocurrency.


[1 Points] AndThenHeSays4:

Where is dogecoin?!


[1 Points] JustAnotherGuyonDMs:

Buttcoin lol


[1 Points] anon1901:

Paypal

I chose this one!


[1 Points] happyyellowball:

monero


[1 Points] 180K:

Dash


[0 Points] travis-:

I personally vote for Boolberry. It reminds me of Booberry the cereal.

yes, a currency that has largely been abandoned by the developer would make a great coin.