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All you have to do is tell us your most depraved drug related situation or most horrendous thing you have done under the influence of drugs, the funniest/cringiest story wins!
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now, i never told this story, but free drugs are about as good as it gets so let's do it.
I'd taken a few bars and had been slurping on a handle of whiskey when I spied these three cute girls walk down the hill into the valley that contained the swimming hole I was hanging out with friends at. We were all attempting(successfully) to get shithoused.
Feeling loose, I downed sum more Jack and dove into the water, figuring I'd do a bit of posturing in front of these fine ass honeys. I felt their eyes and when I got out of the water I felt confident enough to walk over and plop down on the sheet they had laid out.
Now none of that shit's important, let's get to what happened 6 hours later after a few grams of mdma were split around my friends and them. We had some decent coke but the mdma was awesome, there were bars and painkillers. We all had something to add and by the time we got back to the house together (there were 6 of us, 3 male, 3 female) after swimming and hitting the bar we were all peaking off something.
As soon as the we got in the door it was like their clothes just magically came off. We didn't take long to follow and BAM.
ORGY.
Let me tell you. Super orgy porno parties videos are a lot more sexy than the real thing. We were so TOTALLY FUCKED all the nasty sweat and sand coating our genitals was intense. I could feel the grains of sand in my ass crack, that is, until one of the girls licked my butthole for what seemed like forever. Dirty boys and girls depraved dirty boys and girls, in the depths of a drug binge to make HST proud. If we had some ether we prolly would have butt chugged the whole bottle as we all sat in a circle upside down.
So it's getting pretty gay. Our dicks are starting to slap together as we move around and swap fuck buddies, when you DP a girl, you can totally feel the other guys dick and when you're riding the wave of light and love you just not thinking about that shit. But if we had been the Big Brother house I can only imagine they would have just puked on each other watching us rolling around like one big snakey animal fucking itself. The Ourobouros. Yes, we fucked so hard it was a like a cosmic fucking snake that eats its own tail. Intense.
Started to get into the whole sex and drugs thing, there was coke on titties, coke on asses, coke on dicks, coke on pussy, coke on feet, coke instead of salt when doing body shots. FUCKING SHITTY COKE EVERYWHERE. God, I wish I lived in Bogota sometimes, would make orgies so much better. This girl could smoke cigarettes out of her pussy so we rolled huge blunts and shoved them in there, we put them in her butt too but I don't know if she was smoking them or just really slowly shitting them. I noticed my guy friends were totally fucking jerking each other off and I was like woah, that's fucking cool jerk me off. So we did that.
We had some cosplay costumes from a furry party we'd rented and still had from the previous weekend (fucking never got my GODAAMN DEPOSIT BECAUSE OF THE FUCKING JIZZ, FUCKING JIZZ JUST DOESNT COME OUT OF SOME SHIT) Honestly, that was the most cringe worthy shit that happened. I mean Furry Fucking? Ironic Hipster Furry Fucking? That's just fucking lame mayne. I mean totally fucked. But whatever, we were snorting 30mg of mdma like every 10 minutes for a while there and X just makes everything acceptable somehow. But I just know when those nasty cocksucking funloving analsmashed creampied jizzfaced intellectual hipster bitches were doing the walk of shame the next morning they musta been like 'did we really fuck those guys while they wore furries? where the fuck do you rent furry shit?'
Who cares? We were totally fucked. And afterwards, we just never fucking talked about it again. I mean it, this is like the first time I thought about the fact that my good friend of over 15 years at one time gave me the ole tugger tug.
Man. Maaaaan.