General Information | Details |
---|---|
Vendor requires FE? |
No |
Price before shipping: |
$80 |
Shipping cost : |
N/A |
Vendor Name: |
realChipChipperson (now defunct on Nuke) |
Marketplace: |
Nucleus |
Products reviewed: |
"7g Sour Diesel" |
International Shipping? |
No |
Pictures: |
http://imgur.com/a/Nk5oM |
Customer Service | Description |
---|---|
[X]+5 |
Superb - Polite, prompt, ensures satisfaction |
[ ]+4 |
Good - Professional, exhibits customer care |
[ ]+3 |
Satisfactory - Adequate responses, resolved issue |
[ ]+2 |
Marginal - Subpar communication, partial resolution |
[ ]+1 |
Bad - Poor communication, no resolution |
[ ]+0 |
Awful - Abusive responses, no resolution |
Product Quality | Description |
---|---|
[X]+5 |
Highest purity - highly potent |
[ ]+4 |
Mostly pure - potent |
[ ]+3 |
Minor cut or impurity - strong |
[ ]+2 |
Cut and/or impure - medium to weak |
[ ]+1 |
Almost entirely cut - very weak |
[ ]+0 |
Possibly bunk - no effect |
Processing: | Description |
---|---|
[ ]+5 |
Processed & marked shipped in 24hrs |
[X]+4 |
Processed & marked shipped in 48 hrs |
[ ]+3 |
Processed & marked shipped in 72 hrs |
[ ]+2 |
Package is late |
[ ]+1 |
Package is very late |
[ ]+0 |
Never received package |
Price Value | Description |
---|---|
[X]+5 |
Excellent - great value & low cost |
[ ]+4 |
Moderate - worthy value & fair cost |
[ ]+3 |
At-market - neither good nor bad |
[ ]+2 |
Below-market - so-so value, high cost |
[ ]+1 |
Exorbitant - low value, excessive cost |
[ ]+0 |
Rip-off - little-to-no value, unjustified cost |
OPSEC/Logistics | Description |
---|---|
[ ]+1 |
Single (but effecive) Vacuum-Seal |
[X]+2 |
Multiple Layer Vacuum-Seal |
[ ]+1 |
Mylar and Visual Barrier |
[ ]+1 |
Decoy Utilized |
[X]+1 |
Proper NETSEC/PGP |
TOTAL: 98%
/ 100%
Summary: Ordering from Chip totally blew me away - he went above and beyond to ensure that I was a happy customer, and that wasn't easy considering the circumstances of my order. Unbeknownst to me, I placed my order with Chip the night before Nuke went down. When I woke up, Nuke was down, and my dreams were crushed. If I remember correctly, I never got any order confirmation from him before Nuke went down, so to say that my expectations were low would be an understatement. Low and behold, 3/4 days later I get my pack! I was able to track down his Reddit profile, and saw a post he made stating that all his packs went out to his customers, even though he never got coin since it was in escrow. That night I smoked a joint of it, and was truly blown away by the product quality. I've always had difficulty smoking weed, and often cough (very light smoker). Over the next week of smoking Chip's Sour D, I don't think I coughed once, which is saying something. I know that most reviews focus purely on the strength of the product (which this most certainly had), but I would also highly recommend this if you are a weekend smoker who has a hard time smoking shitty bud. This bud gave a perfectly balanced, uplifting high. Nighttime or daytime, I always enjoyed where this Sour D took me.
If anyone has questions, I'd be happy to answer in the comments! I'll be crossposting this between /r/DankNation and /r/DarkNetMarkets.
tl;dr - Chip hooked me up with the best quality weed I've ever gotten, even though my coin never made it to him. Will order from him for as long as I can!
Thanks, /u/ChipChippers0n !
Chip's Grams profile: http://grams7enufi7jmdl.onion/infodesk/vendor/0xBC3BA06643EDF59C
Disclaimer: I was sent an additional 2g to do a review of his product.