I know LSD can be taken up the ass. Gives different sensation and might actually be better for absorption.
But what about fucking cocaine?
I'm dead serious.
Actually I've got a rock next to me and I'm naked as I write this.
Have you sniffed cocaine with your ass?
I know LSD can be taken up the ass. Gives different sensation and might actually be better for absorption.
But what about fucking cocaine?
I'm dead serious.
Actually I've got a rock next to me and I'm naked as I write this.
[24 Points] chemicalsmakemesmile:
[21 Points] dellwho:
i heard a rumour once than Joanna Lumley has no clit because she used to have a party trick where'd she'd run her vadge over a line on the floor.
[13 Points] CocaineNose:
no just my nose
[11 Points] feared_rear_admiral:
God I love this sub.
[8 Points] GrandWizardsLair:
During her heyday in Fleetwood Mac, Stevie Nicks was told to stop snorting cocaine by her plastic surgeon. (This is true, or at least that's what Nicks told VH1: Behind the Music.) According to one rumor Stevie then had her personal assistant blow cocaine into her vagina so she could get high. What's more likely is that she began taking cocaine rectally, or plugging: the colon is much better at absorbing liquids than the vagina and most drugs have excellent bioavailability when shot up the ass. Whether or not Stevie plugged coke alone or with the aid of a personal assistant the Grand Wizard cannot say. Although he has contemplated it many times.
You would plug cocaine by dissolving it in as little water as you can get away with, sticking a syringe up your rectum until the tip is just in your colon, and squirting. (A regular syringe sans needle will work for this as will an oral syringe). You don't want to start with much more than you would IV, as things can come up quickly this way and you might be in for a harder ride than you expected.
(As to those adolescents of all ages who are about to chime in with "plugging is gay har har my ass is exit only hyuk hyuk:" if you can't tell the difference between a syringe and a penis the Grand Wizard feels sorry for your girlfriend).
The Grand Wizard supposes you could get high by rubbing your finger in coke, sticking it up your ass, and leaving powder in your colon. But that would be wasteful and given how corrosive coke can be on sinuses, might lead to some really painful issues down the line. Dilution is highly recommended.
tl/dr; yes, you can get high by putting cocaine up your ass.
[8 Points] yosure123:
I inject it in my veins... but yes you can dissolve it into a oral syringe and inject it into your asshole. Why would you want to though?
[7 Points] RectumXplosion:
Rub it all over your asshole baby
[7 Points] pharmaphilreview:
cut up lines and shove a straw up ur ass and try to inhale with your asshole. Make sure u got a tight grip on straw
[5 Points] None:
Cocaine is a hell-of-a-drug you can do all sorts of things with it.
[4 Points] AcctNo:
Yes. Yes. You can.
[5 Points] Vendor_BBMC:
Yes.
Well, drank it rather than sniffed.
you dissolve it in About a ml of warm water in a syringe barrel, slap some vaseline on it.
Trousers down, lie on your front and take one for the team.
Dont stand up too quickly and dont fart.
It bypasses the liver first pass ( the reason you cant eat coke). Good with low quality coke or if you have a blocked nose
[3 Points] loxsey:
Do it, poke it up there and report back with results asap.
[2 Points] None:
I think you may be the only person in this sub who hasn't seen Wolf of Wallstreet.
[2 Points] ChewyTheSheep:
Read this recently. Actually I was assuming this question was going to link to this exact article.
[1 Points] Jammy_J:
A lot of drugs work much better when you bum-drop them; unfortunately cocaine is not one of them
[1 Points] None:
yea ive done it before. mix with water and syringe it up there
[1 Points] alphabigmouth:
please Please PLEASE PUHLEEEZE come back with a follow up that you tried this, your ass pipe went numb and there's feces everywhere. Update PLEASE!
[1 Points] TripAddict:
No i have not, dont plan on it either
[1 Points] notsurefornow:
I can only exhale with my ass. How does one inhale?
[1 Points] gameShark428:
How about cocaine lube, shouldn't be too hard to make?
[1 Points] CrucifiedKitten:
Why would you need/want to put LSD in your butt? It has a great absorption rate through your skin and mouth to be effective. If you really want to get all of it, its much easier to drop in your eye.
[1 Points] Modziw:
Nah but once crammed 2 grams up there during a traffic stop. It was either that or eat it. And since the baggie was in close proximity to my shorts, and the pig was making his way out of the cruiser I had no choice. Funny thing is I forgot about it ... till TODAY. This was maybe 7 years ago. I wonder if it absorbed in or what. Had unlimited access in those days so went back to the crib and probably ended up telling my buddies the story over a few lines. Meh.
-Modziw
[1 Points] None:
Hellz fucking yeah I have. If only I was there to blow it up your ass for you - well, so long as your RL name is Bailey Jay that is. Now that's my idea of a fun Monday night at home.
[1 Points] SilkRoadOrShitCreek:
It's called plugging, the membrane of your inner anal cavity is thin and almost all drugs are very easily absorbed this way
[1 Points] None:
We sell boof straws!!!!
[1 Points] dnmthrowway111111:
This makes me curious on if it's possible to plug a Suboxone pill.....lol never thought of it until this thread
[0 Points] Jobless_Junkie:
Yes. Yes I have. I had about a quarter ounce of cocaine next to me and I farted, I sucked it back up my ass and about en eighth of cocaine came up there too.
[-2 Points] inhibit0r:
Dude I don't recommend putting cocaine up your ass. It will probably get you substantially high, but I've also heard that it induces a complete evacuation of the colon (i.e. if you've ever taken a Dulcolax suppository, you know what I mean... I took one one time when I hadn't shat for two weeks, and fuck that was the worse idea ever... never had something so huge come through my asshole, not sure how I didn't end up in the hospital over that, my shit was as big as a baseball).
Bottom line, unless you want to shit uncontrollably for a while, just IV that shit
[-4 Points] aSchizophrenicCat:
Do you enjoy shoving things up your ass..?
OP has a secret buttplay fetish and a drug fetish, put them together and you have the ultimate PB&J sexual sandwich.