DETAILED CHECKBOX | |
Vendor Name/Marketplace: |
Oasis |
Product/s reviewed: |
1g |
International?: |
No |
Vendor requires FE?: |
No |
Price before shipping: |
Free |
Shipping cost : |
Free |
Customer Service: | pick one below with an "x" like this: [x] |
[X]+5 |
Superb: Polite, prompt, ensures satisfaction |
[ ]+4 |
Good: Professional, exhibits customer care |
[ ]+3 |
Satisfactory: Adequate responses, resolved issue |
[ ]+2 |
Marginal: Subpar communication, partial resolution |
[ ]+1 |
Bad: Poor communication, no resolution |
[ ]+0 |
Awful: Abusive responses, no resolution |
Product Quality: | pick one below |
[X]+5 |
Highest purity - highly potent |
[ ]+4 |
Mostly pure - potent |
[ ]+3 |
Minor cut or impurity - strong |
[ ]+2 |
Cut and/or impure - medium to weak |
[ ]+1 |
Almost entirely cut - very weak |
[ ]+0 |
Possibly bunk - no effect |
Processing Speed: | pick one below |
[X]+5 |
Processed & marked shipped in 24hrs |
[ ]+4 |
Processed & marked shipped in 48 hrs |
[ ]+3 |
Processed & marked shipped in 72 hrs |
[ ]+2 |
Package is late |
[ ]+1 |
Package is very late |
[ ]+0 |
Never received package |
Price Value: | pick one below |
[ ]+5 |
Excellent - great value & low cost |
[X]+4 |
Moderate - worthy value & fair cost |
[ ]+3 |
At-market - neither good nor bad |
[ ]+2 |
Below-market - so-so value, high cost |
[ ]+1 |
Exorbitant - low value, excessive cost |
[ ]+0 |
Rip-off - little-to-no value, unjustified cost |
Stealth & OpSec: | check all that apply |
[X]+1 |
Vacuum-sealed |
[ ]+1 |
Mylar/non-porous container |
[ ]+1 |
Decoy/misdirection |
[X]+1 |
Low package profile |
[X]+1 |
Good OpSec/PGP |
TOTAL: | (22x4 for 88% ) |
This review is one I'm actually excited to write. Messaged this guy asking for a sample of weed, messaged back almost immediately saying "sure" and it arrived in less than a week. Did not choose the strain, and was sent haze that was graded B. The weed weighed in at about 0.7g which if I had actually bought 1g (priced at $15) would've been rather disappointing though it's not an extreme grievance. I only docked one point however because the quality of the weed basically made up for the amount missing. Upon sharing 0.1g with a friend, the following conversation (paraphrased of course) occured
- Me: What the fuck is this schwag? It tastes like shit!
- Bro: Yeah this is definitely mids...
Upon sharing another 0.1g
- Me: Holy fuck bro.
- Bro: This ain't no fuckin mids.
- Me: That's for sure.
For something graded an honest B instead of the usual AAA+++ magna cum laude bullshit, this was some of the most potent weed I have ever smoked. Highly recommended for the price point.
http://anony.ws/image/J4P3 (unfortunately the only pictures I took were all shitty, this was the best one I could salvage)
Why you bitching about the weight on a free sample... smh