[Vendor Review] JackBlue - Multiple Strains - Gorilla Glue, Dutch Treat, Blue Dream (Direct/Private Site)

Lots of mistakes, I'm sure - I'm really high and really tired at time of posting so I'll fix them tomorrow.


Summary (TLDR) - http://anony.ws/image/J89g (pictured: GG4)


JackBlue is one of the best marijuana vendors on the darknet. His attention to detail shows in both his service and products. All 3 of the strains - Gorilla Glue, Dutch Treat, and Blue Dream - were excellent, each in their own way.

Grades calculated below

Transaction Grade: A+
Product Grade(s): A (Gorilla Glue, Dutch Treat), A+ (Blue Dream)
Vendor Grade: A+

 


Quick Details:


Listing
Market: [Private/Direct]
Vendor: [JackBlue]
Weight: [14 g]
Price: [$160.00]
$/g" [$11.42]
Vendor Grade: [N/A]
Strain(s): [Gorilla Glue, Dutch Treat, Blue Dream]
Shipping
Shipped From/To: [USA/USA]
Processing: [1 day]
In Transit: [3 days]
Stealth: [Standard+]

 


Transaction - hhttp://anony.ws/image/J89b (pictured: GG4)


Scorecard:

Stats
Click-to-door: [3 business days THE WEEK OF CHRISTMAS]
Received Weight: [17.05g]
Actual $/g: [$9.38]
Scores
Communication: [10]
Stealth: [9]
Shipping/Processing: [10]
Product Quality: [9]
Value: [9]
TOTAL: [47 (94%)]

Jack currently deals privately/directly, which is my preference but may be a downside to some. If you're on the fence, let me assure you - if there were one vendor I'd trust with a direct deal, it's Jack Blue. I'm a pain in the ass - I change my mind, I mix/match all over - he takes it all in stride. The guy knows how to take care of his customers.

Case in point - I placed an order with Jack late the week before Christmas. Can't remember exactly when - but late enough that I wasn't expecting him to fill the order 'til the next Monday, receiving it maybe the next week with postal delays.

It showed up 3 (business) days later. December 23rd.

Stealth is standard with more attention to detail than most. Weight is always heavy - and often not just a little. Those extra grams are always welcome, but considering it's a premium product to boot it makes it that more generous. So, speaking of the product(s)...

 


Products -


Scorecards (Scale 1-10):

 
Gorilla Glue: http://anony.ws/image/J89Z http://anony.ws/image/J89a

Aesthetics: [10]
Scent: [9]
Taste: [9]
Potency: [9]
Experience: [10]
TOTAL: [47 (94%)]

I'm kicking around doing a Gorilla Glue round-up now that you can find it everywhere, but for now I'll say that if you've been meaning to try the strain, Jack's is a solid choice. Plenty of 2g+ buds if you get hung up on nug size. I'm never satisfied with my pictures but hopefully they're good enough to show just how beautiful these buds are.

Gorilla Glue as a strain has been great to me - while pretty potent, I can still be relatively productive if I need to be (as long as I don't smoke too big a bowl). However, I can also just puff away on this in front of the TV before bed and sleep like a baby.

The other qualities are great as well, though different, or maybe less pronounced, from the other GG4 I've had, though I've only had it from one other vendor. The products were similar - Jack's just has a bit of a sweeter smell and softer touch to them. I feel that's a signature of many of his strains - the buds just have this look that they came from a healthy plant.

Then again, I don't grow, so what do I know? I know this - this is really good weed and as soon as I finish writing this sentence I'm gonna smoke another fat bowl of it and finish binging Jessica Jones. :)

 
Dutch Treat: http://anony.ws/image/J89N http://anony.ws/image/J89n

Aesthetics: [9]
Scent: [10]
Taste: [10]
Potency: [8]
Experience: [9]
TOTAL: [46 (92%)]

Ahh, the Dutch Treat. I actually have a batch from the previous harvest, but it's in the next one as well so figured I'd mention it. That's also why the buds in the pics aren't quite as impressive. Believe me, this was/is a good one.

I'd say this one has a floral smell - my friend says it reminds him of a particular fruit but he can't remember which. Either way it has some unique character. Smell is a big part of taste, so I read, so it makes sense that I was a big fan in this area as well. This is one of those strains that you want to let linger on your lips - it's a shame when I have to cover up the smell with mints.

Not an uber-potent strain, it gets me just a little bit loopey - just enough that I usually wait to enjoy this one at home. Excellent for zoning out and listening to music. The stereotypical mainstream stoner experience, I guess you'd say. Spacey.

 
Blue Dream: http://anony.ws/image/J89J

Aesthetics: [10]
Scent: [9]
Taste: [10]
Potency: [10]
Experience: [10]
TOTAL: [49 (98%)]

The strain that started my love affair with Jack Blue. Yeah, Blue Dream is everywhere and kinda boring now, but if it's been a while since you had some I think Jack grows the best around. Blue Dream is what I imagine breeders fantasize of creating - a highly potent, high-yielding strain with versatile effects. It's said to be sativa dominant - I think it's as close to 50/50 hybrid as anything I've smoked, and even though I've burned myself out on it a couple times, I'm still pretty sure it's the strain I'd pick if I had to choose just one to smoke from here on out.

The taste is expectedly sweet with, yes, some notes of blueberry. Taste aside, the Blueberry strain is legendary - read up a little bit on this beautiful indica if you find time. Super Silver Haze is no slouch either with its spicey flavor and strong sativa high. That pedigree is what made this strain so popular, and, as I said, Jack grows some of the best you'll find.

 
Bonus Strain pics/info:

edit: I'll add the other strain pictures (a) in comment(s).

 


Final Thoughts


I'm going to come off as a shill for Jack Blue. Thing is, so would any of his other customers. :)


Comments


[2 Points] None:

Those pics are sex. Thanks for the review!


[2 Points] yalldontknowjack:

good show to binge. glad to see jack is back.


[1 Points] DNMtor1:

Other strains from the last couple harvests...

Allen Wrench - http://anony.ws/image/J89V - Really energetic sativa.

Black Jack - http://anony.ws/image/J89X - Smells like Jack Herer, but effects are just a little less lively. A current favorite.

Candyland - http://anony.ws/image/J89c - GSC/GDP cross, I guess? Definitely in the all-time top 10 list. Pic is scraps that I'm clinging to for dear life.

Thin Mint Girl Scout Cookies - http://anony.ws/image/J89j - I'm not as crazy about GSC as some, but this stuff was really good. I got this from JackBlue and CultMadeline (who was ranking this between the $300 and $340 tiers) at the same time, and they were practically indistinguishable - which is to say, both were phenominal.

J1 - http://anony.ws/image/J897 - Another Jack Herer cross, though ends up feeling just like really good JH to me. I'd buy this one again too! Oh, and the two buds in the pic weigh a combined 11.2 g...


[1 Points] throwawayk5zq47j6wd3:

What's his private site and email?


[1 Points] whatareyou7276:

My god these pics are beautiful. Thanks, this is what a proper review should look like.


[1 Points] DNMtor1:

/u/thinmintjack - some folks over here looking to get in touch.


[1 Points] throwaway_reddits:

/u/thinmintjack i did a review of you way back... any chance i can do so again? :)


[0 Points] None:

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