I just got CDed didn't I......

I'm tripping balls right now, so I figured fuck it I'll post this, they'll see it, and they'll finally come knock my door down and take me in.

today, veterans day 2014, the doorbell rings. I think to myself, no it can't be, not today, they don't deliver mail today. I open the door, and there is the postman with a mysterious box in hand. He says I need to sign(I knew I would) so I sign. after I sign he walks away, and I start to follow him to see if anything else was in my box, he says something, I forget what, and I reply that I'm going to check the box. He then replies "THIS IS A SPECIAL DELIVERY, WE DONT DELIVER REGULAR MAIL ON VETERANS DAY"

I start shitting my pants and go inside, I haven't left my bedroom since it came, I've just been sitting here staring at this box and my laptop trying to figure out what to do.

come get me LE, my body is ready


Comments


[23 Points] ownowfuck:

If it were a CD, you wouldn't have had any time to post this.


[15 Points] None:

chill.the.fuck.out

You'll stop tripping in a few hours.


[8 Points] IThinkImFuckedsr2:

Well after reading some of these posts and finding out that mail does come on holidays sometimes I said fuck it and opened it, and I am still here typing this, so it looks as if I'm safe.


[7 Points] None:

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[7 Points] None:

not sure what your particular situation is/isn't, but if you're freaking out on a psychedelic you should call a friend to trip-sit before it becomes awful.


[6 Points] LilRupie:

If you knew what it was then why did you sign it?...


[6 Points] ofimmsl:

cover up your house number with duct tape. Then wrap your mailbox in a tarp. If the cops come to get you they won't be able to find your house because there will be no address. If they do knock on your door you can just tell then they have the wrong house.


[5 Points] sqrewball:

Was it international? The only thing I ever had to sign for was some Indian pills sent EMS


[5 Points] WalkingWikipedia:

They deliver Express mail on Sundays and holidays in a lot of places dude


[4 Points] None:

omg i read this on my mobile and could not stop laughing the whole way home. dude, you're fine. LOLOLOLOLOL cant stop thinking about you staring at it being like "...package?? but... no mail--holiday. package?? holiday! but, package--why are you here!"


[2 Points] None:

clean that house


[2 Points] crotch_shot:

I'm in a similar boat as you buddy, although my boat is a much safer one. I received a package as well today, but it was only a sweater I had ordered. Still very odd I must say


[2 Points] None:

Are you sure nonreality and reality didn't merge in your trip and you haven't been able to work it out because you're still fucked up? I've had that from shrooms at high doses. lol Jet some xanax or a sitter...


[1 Points] SecondChanceUsername:

leave it unopened for a day or two


[1 Points] Tussthethief:

Just write "return to sender" on package and don't open for a couple days. If you get busted then say you were going to take it back to the post office but you forgot because the post office was closed on veterans day. Not foolproof or anything but helps if you end up having to go to court.


[1 Points] shlo_motion:

Oooo sounds scary


[1 Points] None:

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[1 Points] tobeburned:

IF it was shipped US Postal Service (USPS) from another country, then delivery on a non-mail holiday is NORMAL. I import inventory for my business (not DNM related), and often I'll get deliveries on non-mail days (Sunday, holidays, etc.) if they require a signature and if they are shipped using some express method (TNT, Expressmail, etc).


[1 Points] borisjohnsonscomb:

What does CD stand for?


[1 Points] young_k:

if your posting your not CDd...your stupid and on drugs. :P


[1 Points] throwahooawayyfoe:

Chillax, OP. If it was a CD, you would have had another knock on your door after you received the package. And that one wouldn't have been quite so nice. Sounds like you actually got a legitimate special delivery (which they do deliver on holidays on some areas).


[1 Points] None:

In my city where I stay when living in the USA they delivery priority and express mail on Sunday and bank holidays.


[0 Points] shady_varchar:

Are you getting ass-raped yet? Curious minds want to know


[-1 Points] dopepirate:

This is why little kids should not order drugs online!