On the Topic of Cleaning Houses

This PopperMachine thread has got me rethinking my house cleansing protocol (I currently don't have one). The first part of any house cleaning is getting all drugs out of said house.

Would a locker in a university gymnasium count as a good place to temporarily store my stash during risky times? This would be a locker registered in my name with a lock on it of course. Is that a reasonable idea? If not, what is a better spot? Thanks


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[20 Points] None:

I cut a hole in my thigh and created a little pocket, and i can store drugs in there and unzip my skin to take it out, LE has no idea.


[9 Points] boofk:

If they want you bad enough, they will check places like that. If youre going through the trouble of hiding everything, just bring it to a friends house. Dont talk about it over the phone/txt/computer though. Ive seen plenty of real life cop shows where they play the recorded call and say "the cops are probably listening....but..." Then give it all up. And if youre really paranoid make sure not to let your car be followed/gps tracked. Bike/walking maybe the best way. It sounds crazy but ive done this shit before and im glad i did.


[7 Points] None:

Get a trowel and dig.


[6 Points] throwaway4486789:

Keep it at your temporary home in Belize; once you see a cop car drive past your street just burn your current home down and you'll have your drugs already waiting for you!


[6 Points] galaxyandspace:

With a trustworthy friend is the best spot.


[6 Points] cautious_cumface:

I'd never leave it at a friends house, nobody should know. Although you can wrap tightly in a plastic bag and put it into their toilet cistern WITHOUT telling them, only do this if you don't like them much.

Public bins can be Good for a fast & short-term drop.

But personally I LEAVE MOBILE AT HOME, and bury it some where totally unrelated to you, in a quiet field/park. Take measures to ensure you are not seen, that contraband is well wrapped up, use a landmark and count in steps to location, such as big tree(can discreetly mark), then 20steps forward, 7 to left. This is my favourite if heat is on, I save the details as a contact in phone, ie-contact name=benchyG(bench green), number would be clock face for directions, ie-3, then distance in steps, so 07994 32269. So that's green bench, then face 3 o clock take 22 steps, face 6 o clock and take 9 steps, I always use last digits for the info, ensure number is valid length and valid prefix so it doesn't arouse suspicion.

Never tell another living soul

never store scales or baggies with the drugs

try to store in 1peice, not split into deals(unless you have kilos then multiple stash points may be beneficial)

Another good spot is inside gas meter or inside the burner section of a boiler, this is to prevent dogs smelling it, also(uk at least) the police won't dismantle gas appliances unless informed that's where it is.

There's many other spots I can't mention and for all LE reading this I now use a different methodology but the burying can be bomb proof as long as your very carefully on not being seen and very importantly making the ground where you buried it look the same as surrounding area. Advisable to neatly peel back a square of turf before digging, or use a ploughed field and Mark with a subtle twig or suchlike. I don't mind saying this as I've left the world of heroin behind as the drug got the best of me in the end, but i did avoid prosecution(drug related) for over 15 yrs.

Edit: I'm seeing some very dangerous advice, this is the method used almost exclusively by people selling large amounts of heroin, though I don't know if they use a similar method to memorize the location as its an inherently secretive world, I only know others stashed as buying any amount of heroin over an ounce inevitably involves over an hour driving round many country roads (to avoid LE or people looking to rob you), has been 3hrs, ending in them digging it up from a non descript field or verge.


[3 Points] entactoBob:

Look up the federal statutes for the drugs you currently have.

Do any of the amounts carry mandatory minimum sentences?

Are some of the amounts pushing you into Possession with Intent to Distribute levels instead of ordinary possession? (and how fucked is it that 1. those amounts are fairly arbitrary, and 2. why does an amount automatically indicate intent? Do you need a liquor license to have a wine cellar or a liquor cabinet? No. So WTF?).

Keep in mind, the U.S. Feds have something like a 93% conviction rate, because something like 86% take the plea bargain and of the 14% that even take the chance at fighting it, only half (7%) of them win & are exonerated… Wikipedia cites some good sources for this info, and the U.K. isn't far behind the U.S..

It's depressing, but they don't indict you unless they're really sure they have a surefire conviction. So if they come knocking, you're probably going down, but you're also probably taking a plea bargain for one main charge. They'll drop possession charges for dumb shit and trivial amounts if you're even indicted for it in the first place, so unless you're dealing, it's probs not worth hiding the personal stash.

Hoarding drugs is a bad idea most of the time anyways. Drugs are kinda like shovelfuls of shit — if you pile them up, it stinks; but if you spread them out & regularly change / refresh them, they can do a lot of good & can fertilize some amazing things.


[1 Points] RaymondReddingtonc9:

I would find something not registered in your name or tied back to you in any way


[1 Points] cautious_cumface:

My anus, or yours.

Is by far the best short term storage, it's common in the drug world to have it wrapped in cling film, shaped like a small silos and smeared in Vaseline, first you simply cheek it(partially inserted) when the door comes in you then stick it all the way up. Never tell ANYBODY your doing this as you may receive a full cavity search(trust me you don't want that) or more likely get put into an observation cell where they check your shit thoroughly for 3-5 days, watch you shit and keep you totally isolated, this is also unpleasant. If your lucky they might just x-ray you. So just do not let anybody know that's where you stash it.

WARNING:regular use of this method leads to piles and occasionally bleeding :o/


[1 Points] HereWeGo710:

What kind of evidence on a computer can be deemed as incriminating?


[1 Points] None:

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[0 Points] 1ugly:

Not a good idea on the locker subject. Thats actually the second worse to your home come to think about it House>mom,dad,you... Locker>you... lol. I personally have had stashes around town where I would just drop bags of bud or what not, and pick them up when I would want to smoke. (Couldn't be caught with weed at home or x_x) so my second suggestion would be an abandoned car (if accessible) but you probably live in the city. I just make things look like trash and usually no one will fuck with it, this is when I lived in the city now I just bury it or airtight my ish and good luck finding it in this Estate.


[0 Points] RubxCuban:

Do cars work?