So, here is the last story.
TL;DR: Ordered some pills from the NL to Switzerlands (about 20 pills), parcel was somehow caught by customs and forwarded to the local police who raided my house.
Now I got a letter from the prosecution. I can either lawyer up and raise objection or pay a fine of CHF 400 (~$390) and the thing is done (or I could also exchange those CHF 400 for 4 days in jail). No criminal records.
Yeah, send me the fucking bill and we can get over this.
If you lived in the U.S.A. they would have: 1. shown up with a tactical assault team 2. shot your dog after kicking in the door 3. charged you with several felonies that would definitely stick on your permanent record 4. extort you into a plea bargain by charging you with the most severe crimes they can with jail time. 5. put you on probation for several years with monthly "fees" of several hundred dollars. You may still go to jail before the probation even starts.
In two states in the U.S.A. you are charged as an adult starting at the age of 16. So before you can even legally buy cigarettes or beer, vote, or serve in the armed forces; you can end up in prison and/or with a permanent criminal record in the land of the "free".
Count yourself very luck you live in a more sensible place.