[Vendor Review] (CR) Dr. Greenthumb - Alien OG

Sup bitches and addicts, got a fresh review for you brought to you by the current prince of Cannabis Road.. Dr. Greenthumb. I made 2 transactions with him and will tell you how they both went down.

Purchase 1 Grapefruit Kush

Communication - There was an exchange of pm's through this sub discussing his products and availability and such, all my questions were answered speedy fast and in a polite manner. 9/10

Shipping - I ordered domestic US and it took a total of 3 days to reach the Dirty South. From placing order to doorstep, 3 days! That is the fastest i have ever received any cannabis order and tied for fastest order period. (shipping was also covered because of a previous strain was out of stock, that was greatly appreciated) *10/10

Stealth - The usual MBB, multi-vac sealed, and visual barrier. I feel very comfortable with this method. 9/10

Product - Ordered 7grams, received 7 grams on point. Came in a few dense medium sized christmas tree shaped nugs. The most noticable thing about this strain is the smell, its a very citrusy aroma with a hint of lemon/orange odor ( I've never had a grapefruit in my life, so i can't say thats what it smells like, but i think its say to say thats what it smells like). I've had plenty of citrusy buds before this is by far the most powerful smelling. It tastes just as it smells, a lemon-y orange. COVERED in frosty trichomes. The orange hairs were almost red-like and vibrant. The combo of it's smell and sweet visual shiny glittery-ness made it seem edible, don't tell anybody but i actually licked one of the nugs, kinda disapointed about that.

This is some pretty potent bud, the high itself is very uplifting. Very good for when you just wanna laugh and goof off like an idiot. Not once has it made me drowzy so i felt comfortable taking it at anytime day or night. 9/10

Purchase 2 Alien OG

Communication - I had asked 2 questions through [CR] and again, all questions had been answered, professional-like, within an hour. 9.5/10

Shipping - From placing order to receiving, this product took a total of 9 days. 9 days! Thats probably not much compared to other buyers who've waited 2 weeks, but comparing this to the 3-5 day orders i usually get, this was a little disapointed, especially considering the high expectations i had with the last product time. 7/10

Stealth - The same method with the grapfruit kush was also used for this order but with an extra seal, a 2nd visual barrier which i'm assuming was also used as padding for the buds. 9.5/10

Product - Ordered an oz, received 27.4 grams. The alien og came in fat fluffy small-medium fat popcorn shaped nugs. The visual appeal was impressing. The green was bright as were the orange hairs. There were spots of purple everywhere, and yellow in some parts, like a light autumn color leaf yellow (never seen that before)This has a strong resemblance smell of earth pineyness as OG Kush does, with a small hint of skunky-lemon. The taste of this is very enjoyable whether smoked or vape you'll love the earthy flavor with a sweet aftertaste. But beware this will turn your throat into a desert, i encourage you to bring refreshments

The high for this had caused me to become extremely relaxed everytime. The indica is strong in this one with a nice upbeat start. Begins with a smile with positive thoughts with a mellow vibe afterwards followed by a slight drowzyness later. I should mention this caused extreme munchies for me, everytime before i fell asleep high on this it reverted me into a kirby form sucking everything that's edible then a 12 hour hibernation sleep afterwards. This bud would best be taken at night socializing with friends. Just be sure to have a couch or bed nearby. Also as a sufferer of anxiety, usually induced by smoking, i can happily say this gave me no anxiety at all. Usually i have to slow my roll when puffing on super dank weed, and as potent as this weed is i felt comfortable smoking like a king with this bud and not once have i felt uncomfortable, only enjoying the high throughout. This strain has quickly made it's way into my favorites and will buy next time available. 9.5/10

Overall - Greenthumb is a fanfuckintastic vendor and i recommend him to anyone. Whether you're a noob to the darknetz looking for friendly service and assistance or you're an OG Cannasaur just wanting some Grade A weed, Dr. GT is great. And yes i have notified him of the half gram shortage and he has agreed to compensate. The only complaint i really had for him was the shipping speed for my second order, but that wasn't too bad and everyone makes mistakes so i forgive, although I would've appreciated a message letting buyers know this product would take a little longer than usual to ship.

Edit - I would love to upload pictures of my orders and compare/contrast them to the listing pictures, but i lack the knowledge and equipment to do so. Are there "How to" threads on how to safely post images and tips to take perfect pictures.


Comments


[5 Points] -FreewayRickRoss:

Pictures?


[3 Points] DrGre3nThumb:

Holy crap, that Alien took NINE days to get to you?

Go USPS.

The combo of it's smell and sweet visual shiny glittery-ness made it seem edible, don't tell anybody but i actually licked one of the nugs, kinda disapointed about that.

lol, guilty as well.


[1 Points] Cassimus:

Great review, thanks for sharing :)


[1 Points] TrippinOffThePower:

Great review. Thank you!


[1 Points] None:

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[1 Points] J-9:

You've never eaten a grapefruit?


[0 Points] None:

That time I opened a review, scrolled through looking for a link to pictures, then closed it because fuck that I don't give a shit what you have to say I just want to see customer pictures.