help, the cops! What do I say?

I see this a lot and misinformation gets spread far too easily. I wanted to correct that in a short post.

The answer is to the question in the title is?

Fucking nothing you get a lawyer, invoke 5th amendment rights.

We have multiple success stories of using this method for receiving medium sized packs.


Comments


[35 Points] emdeemay:

This happend to me before. If they come to your house. Step outside and ask to speak with them out there as they can get a bit nosey if you allow them i'm. Fortunately, yet unfortunately the vendor somehow messed up the address and the neighbor opened my mail and called the police. Opening mail that is not addressed to you is a federal offense. Case was dropped in a second. Also, don't incriminate yourself just keep quiet. They're not there to help you no matter what they say. They are there to bust you that's it.


[25 Points] jadedsynk:

Only say 3 things, that you pay your taxes, you go to church, and you read the bible.


[14 Points] Idonu:

Also don't forget to say that you are using your 5th amendment rights.


[14 Points] write0nwalls:

"I do not answer any questions without legal representation."


[11 Points] Burnahillbillydelux:

Really you don't even need a lawyer, I might have had a oz of heroin caught by the little piggys and they walked up to my front door with a narco agent and a postal inspecter. They asked if I had anything coming I was expecting and of course I knew what he meant but I told the inspecter and the agent NOTHING!!! Do not give the cops anything, remember anyone can get anything in the mail, just because you have a package with your name on it does not mean your going to jail. If you say nothing they have to do there jobs and investigate (remember you live in USA) you are innacesnt until proven guilty. I currently am not facing any charges and I won't say the vendors name but luckily everyone came out alright.


[9 Points] onkativ:

what about if im of the United Kingdom?


[9 Points] dnmthrowaway4765:

http://i.imgur.com/qLRtQ2K.jpg


[5 Points] Hellokittycustomer:

Exactly. Cops job is to detaine and gather evidence. They do not prosecute you! So shut up, lose the ego and pride and happily be taken to the office/station where you may contact your lawyer.


[3 Points] wrapyourwilly:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NrlrUy9Avmc

I dont answer questions


[3 Points] None:

This is the most useless post. Why do we have to be reminded of this once a week.


[2 Points] Duderino420:

I PLEAD THA FIFTH HOMIE


[2 Points] R4ID:

damn fucking right u invoke the 5th... no one in the history of ever, has put their words ever so elegantly that the police decided to "un-suspect" someone... not a damn word until ur lawyer is here.. and if they dont have a warrant, ask them to leave ur property


[1 Points] None:

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[1 Points] looons:

5 words is all you need to say just repeat these 5 words over and over again nothing but these 5 words "i do not answer questions"


[1 Points] opiate-dreams:

Curious here (I'm not even in the US, I'm just thinking logically and trying to make sense of this) - wouldn't saying "I do not answer questions" imply that you know something is up? If you genuinely didn't expect anything illegal in the post, you would say that you weren't expecting anything illegal in the post.


[1 Points] Flounder2:

Why does every post on this subreddit get so many fucking downvotes.


[1 Points] phearlez:

The Flex Your Rights video has good what-ifs and scripts and is nice and practical about how to respond and what may or may not happen.


[1 Points] None:

Mods should just write this in the sidebar or something, kids posts this every other day


[0 Points] DickClarkFive:

I think this is somewhat bad advice... Deny... then invoke your rights.

Cops show up at your door. "Did you order some weed through the mail?" or, "is this your package sir?"

If, "I want my lawyer" is the first thing you say, you look suspect. You say, "No I didn't order any drugs." or "I have no idea what that is, or who sent it."

Deny deny deny... then, if they think they have enough evidence, they will arrest you. THEN you clam up, ask for a lawyer and say nothing. You'll got out on bail, have a court date, talk to a lawyer, and hopefully, if they don't have enough evidence, and you didn't admit to anything, it will get dismissed.

But if the first thing you say when they ask you a question is, "I want my lawyer." you might as well admit your guilt right there.


[-1 Points] looons:

5 simple words is all you need just repeat these 5 words from the start and nothing but these 5 words for as long as it takes just repeat "i do not answer questions"


[-2 Points] looons:

5 words "i do not answer questions"