[Vendor Review] Cali-Connection - FE 10 Tabs 100mcg Needlepoint LSD Review

Details
Vendor: [Cali-Connection]
Market: [Agora]
Product: [FE 10 Tabs 100mcg Needlepoint LSD]
Shipped from: [USA]
Shipped to: [East Coast, USA]
Required FE: [Escrow is an option, but I used FE]
Vacuum Sealed: [No]
Decoy: [Yes]
Handwriting: [No]
Rating
Communication: [10] / 10
Stealth: [8] / 10
Shipping time: [9] / 10
Price value: [9] / 10
Aesthetics: [10] / 10
Weight: [10] / 10
Quality: [10] / 10
Transaction: [10] / 10
Vendor: [10] / 10
Drug: [10] / 10
TOTAL SCORE: [96] / 100

I ordered these tabs for 0.23737969 bitcoins on 6-30. I believe that the price of bitcoin around that time was 262.48, so that makes my order about $62.31 USD. The order was confirmed on 7-1 and shipped on 7-2. This was over the Fourth of July weekend, so shipping time was a bit longer, but that was not the vendors fault. I received the tabs on 7-10, 6 business days after they were marked shipped. I planned to test them that night, but waited until 7-11 instead. I have been planning out the perfect trip, and decided to test my plan on the Saturday of 7-11.

I ingested two tabs (200mcg) about 12:00 PM on 7-11 after eating a light lunch. My roommates and I planned to go hiking on some trails behind our abode, but we first played some video games. We played for about 30 mins or so and then set off on our way. We were not familiar with these trails, so we wandered through the woods for quite a bit. About 2:00 PM we encountered a rope swing that someone had installed on an old tree by a river. As I started to swing, I could feel the LSD kicking in. The pendulum had a truly massive arch that swung over the water and the local underbrush. At first I was scarred that the rope would break and that I would suffer a dangerous fall. But I realized that the only to live was to let go of these fears and just try to live life. This resulted in a euphoric mood that increased as I swung higher and higher. After my roommates had a few turns themselves, we shadowed the river, hoping that it would lead us to our trail. I noticed some very slight indigestion, but it seemed much better than the other LSD tabs I have tried. I had a few ginger ales with me just incase my stomach didn't agree, but I didn't have to use them. We enjoyed some beautiful scenery and explored some grottoes in the river. Eventually we found our path and walked along it. Along the path there is an old Dam from the days of the civil war. It is now derelict, but stands a monument to nature. The vines cover the old house like a child longing for home, and the wood and stone foundations stick out of the water like long abandoned sentinels. Nearby the old Dam is a little park area in which people walked their dogs and families played with their young. We found a nice tree and sat under it. By this point in the trip my open eye visuals were very psychedelic and served to enhance the everyday sights. The foliage took the wind as a ethereal partner and they both synchronized an eclectic dance unknown to human feet. My kaleidoscope eyes illustrated this dance in all the colors of the rainbow. I was one with every blade of glass and every young guppy. I then laid down and closed my eyes, resulting in mandalas and Hindu devas filling my head. My indigestion had disappeared and I knew in my heart that this was some clean LSD. My roommates were quite tired and wanted to go home, so we did. As we walked, they inquired as to my thoughts. Normally I was quite talkative on Acid, but this time I had very little to say. I knew that existence was ultimately meaningless and that I was just lucky to be born. I was satisfied with the beauty of life and desired to stay in this euphoric, warm atmosphere without interrupting it with words.

Once we returned to our home (around 3:30), I sat on the couch and stared at reflection in our TV. My open eye visuals intensified and I saw myself transform into a terminator, a star of david, and many other patterns and objects. I felt truly at peace and desired to do nothing except sit on the couch and experience my trip. My roommates took notice of my calm demeanor and wanted to attain the peace and calm that they saw in my face. After much deliberation, they decided to split a single tab. I had not partaken such a low dose, and it was their first time with a psychedelic, so I did not know what to expect but was certain they would have a good trip. After they ate their half-tabs, we went outside and played Frisbee. I could feel every movement in my muscles and could visualize every toss of the Frisbee. Exercise on LSD is always exhilarating. After some time, the trip increased in intensity. I felt the presence of two entities, that were ghosting each of my roommates. I did not know how to handle this, so of course I returned to the one feeling which I knew well; anxiety. I stopped playing Frisbee and sat down on a nearby hill to watch my roommates play and try to manage myself. I felt things spinning out of control as I got lost in uncomfortable thought loops. I witnessed a battle between human rationality and animal instinct. I saw behind every ray of sunshine contain a dark secret. It was as if every beautiful pixel of life was built with much toil and sacrifice. Every apex was built on a base of suffering. The entities showed me visions of myself as a deva, as a god, as Jesus, as Charles Manson. I realized that I was not those things and I had no desire to be those things. I felt as if the entities were forcing these visions of the future on me. Then they showed me something else, something I have seen before on other trips. I saw myself as a Hitler figure, then as a Stalin figure. I revolutionized our industrial society, but only at the cost of millions of unnecessary deaths and far too much human suffering. Then I thought, perhaps might does make right. Perhaps I can and should become these frightening figures that the entities show me. As soon as these realization hit me, I reeled in horror. My roommates talked to me as we walked back into our house, but I could not hear their voices because I was very rapidly losing touch with reality. When we got inside they complained that it had been a few hour and that they felt nothing. I tried to distract myself from the entities by playing some video games, while my roommates distracted themselves with food which they could not eat.

As I played, the entities tore apart reality and stuck me in more thought loops. I checked my phone for the time at 5:30, and then checked again a few seconds later. It read 5:28. I had traveled back in time! I demanded that my roommates witness this! But they were confused about my rambling and didn't understand what had happened (in truth, they understood better than I). I tried to focus harder on my video games. The score changing at random, enemies teleported in manners they were not supposed to, and other anomalous events "happened". I felt like I could telepathically understand these entities, but not hear them or see them. I understood that they existed on a higher level of reality. I understood that one was in love with me, and the other one hated me and was jealous. I understood that they were lonely on their plane of existence, so one had somehow become pregnant to provide them with a companion. I did not care to exist to transcend to them, I just wished for these entities to release me from my hell.

After complaining once again that they felt nothing, my roommates left the house to go visit a neighbor. I turned the video games off and pondered the true nature of reality. This was a big mistake. Suddenly little events took on epic meaning. Every creak of the floor or hiss of the air condition became a premonition from the entities! I imagined that they were trying to warn me of an impending SWAT raid or some other seemingly random or unlikely event. They took me through the chain of karma to explain to me exactly how these events came to be and how I could influence future events. I thought about telling my roommates all this, but when they returned, I realized how high I was. If only I had realized a few hours earlier I may have been spared some emotional turmoil!

After this my trip began to wind down and my roommates trips began to increase in intensity. I forgot the entities and was released from my thought loops as my roommate accidentally brought out some white paper and proceed to get completely lost in it. My roommates stared into that paper for a good thirty minutes at least before they pulled out some colored pencils and made some beautiful drawings. Afterwards we went outside and sat on the hill I was on earlier. We watched the sun set and witnessed the clouds in all their natural beauty. We talked a bit about thought loops and how LSD affects your cognitive behavior. Then, somehow, we burst out in a laughing fit. It was the first time it had happened to me, and it was great. We couldn't hold it together, so we decided to go back inside. The rest of the night was pretty uneventful. My roommate lost control of his body and started shaking uncontrollably, but all I could do was smile. I was in a euphoric mood and tried to physically inspire euphoria in him with my smile. It didn't quite work, but the next day he told me that he appreciated my efforts and that he was thankful for my guidance. He said while he was shaking, he was shown all the people had had every met and how they influenced him to be the person he was today. He said that he had witnessed the tree of life and that it had spoken to him.

I could not go to sleep the night of 7-11. Instead, I watched "Pretty Village, Pretty Flame" in the early hours of 7-12. It is a comedy about the Bosnian War, from the perspective of a Serbian military unit. It is good and I definitely recommend it. But be warned that if you watch it on Acid, when you sleep you will dream that you are a Serbian soldier committing war crimes.


Comments


[7 Points] wolfmans_cousin:

Tripped so hard you transformed into a Jewish terminator. Shalom my nigga


[2 Points] assiassin:

I did two of Calis tabs with a friend and just tripped dick for hours. It was so much fun. We later went out exploring high out of our minds. Good times.


[2 Points] 1ugly:

Upper White IMO was a bit more fun, that being said, both are great :) And while I knew it was coming after your friends, I still laugh at the "I dont feel anything" statement, GOT EMM


[1 Points] InquisitiveNoob:

What's the difference between the Needlepoint and the Upper White?


[-2 Points] IlbewatchingU:

This guys stuff is almost double the price of the market leaders. I do not understand why people would pay double ;)