Goofyboots 200mg Jolly Rancher Gummies Review/Experience! Got locked in a closet without a door handle, woke up neighbor to pry me out with a butter knife at 4am.

Details
Vendor: [Goofyboots]
Market: [Alphabay]
Product: [(2) 5 packs 200mg Emoji Gummys $20ea]
Shipped from: [USA]
Shipped to: [USA]
Required FE: [NO]
Decoy: [Maybe?]
Handwriting: [Printed]
TOTAL SCORE: [100] / 100

Pics of gummys: http://imgur.com/a/gue2o

Figured I would do a review/experience report on my fuck up. I picked up 2 5 packs of Goofyboots emoji edibles for my neighbors Halloween party Saturday 10/29. Ordered 10/26 arrived 10/29 PERFECT. On the listing he says not to consume more than 2 gummys unless you know what you are doing. Sounds serious so I intended to eat just one. One goes down the hatch and I am off to this party two doors over. I went and had a few drinks with friends and maybe 45 minutes in I only felt a mild buzz... This was my third edible purchase from the darknet. I figured maybe edibles just don't work for me. So like a fucking idiot I went home all upset that I wasn't high enough and ate two more gummys.. Smoked a cigarette before heading back over and all of a sudden I get hit by this wave of euphoria right across my face like a brick wall. Oh god. I instantly knew I'd fucked up. This is no joke. The first gummy must be kicking in and it was fucking great. Within 30 minutes it gets to the point where I can't imagine triple dosing the way I feel right now. Fast forward about 1.5hrs and my high is reaching unimaginable levels. I went into the bathroom to splash some water in my face to calm down and my mouth is literally sand paper at this point and my eyes are practically bleeding they are so red. I sat on the toilet for over an hour high as a kite with walls melting. I am about 3 hours in now and I am literally panicking. I have never been so high in my entire life. I remember frantically calling my GF to come walk me home and sit with me till it passed over. Come to find out she already went home and didn't even let me know. WTF. I have no idea what all went down at this point. I assume I just wanted to get away from it all. I ended up going home and trying to pass out for the night. I lied in bed and rolled and rolled tossed and turned. It was bad. I somehow got myself to finally fall asleep. Next thing I know I am wide awake still high as balls cramped into an extremely dark closet. No idea how the hell I ended up in there. It wasn't even my bedroom closet either. I literally picked the worst closet to get in to. The one without a door handle. THANK GOD I had my phone in my pocket I was literally stuck and couldn't move. I was on top of so much shit. I struggled to get out for what seemed like an eternity. Embarrassed but stuck I called and woke up my neighbor to bring me a butter knife. The way my closet door works once its shut this is pretty much the perfect tool to open the door. He was pissed, although he said otherwise. I had his ass crawling through my window with a butter knife to get me out of a closet at 4 in the morning. This is some real life seinfeld shit right here. I am sure I'll be hearing about this for a long time.. It's pretty funny really. I am glad to have this story to tell and I am going to make sure to NEVER make this mistake again. I guess the take away from this story is, you need to be careful how much weed you ingest. And fully understand how long it takes to kick in. I was totally unprepared and stupid about it. Ruined my night and got locked in a closet. Don't get locked in a closet, use my advice and don't be dumb.


Comments


[99 Points] SilentMajority420:

Haha lesson learned.

I ate a whole chocolate bar and some gummies a few years ago, and ended up getting so high that I thought I had contracted down syndrome. I was pissed off because now I have to take special needs classes, and will have to tell my parents that I'm retarded, etc. Shit was wack yo.


[32 Points] Dog3Way:

So, good gummies then?


[29 Points] None:

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[16 Points] ISeeStars9:

When you bake yourself instead of the pizza


[12 Points] None:

Here. Take my upvote.


[9 Points] TheLastCig:

Bruh. Ordering soon. Will update with butterknife/closet review.


[6 Points] None:

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[6 Points] JburnaDNM:

When edibles take you by the hand to great insanity. My worse edible experience was with a brownie. Only eat a this much but I ate the whole thing. I spent 5 hours naked in the shower and my g/f spent 5 hours on the toilet telling me I wasn't going to die. I kept telling myself it's impossible to overdose on THC but it was hard to believe with the waves of anxiety ramming its cock up my ass for what seemed like forever.


[4 Points] DashHex:

So 5 gummies for $20?


[3 Points] None:

Thanksgiving with wife's family we see only on holidays.

Cousin Louie comes and has a bag of left over peanut butter edible cookies. He brings them to share for anyone who was so inclined BC they were slightly burnt so he couldn't sell them, thus my wife and I's good fortune.

Cousin Louie tells everyone not to eat more then half, maybe a 1/3, because he made the butter for these ones very strong, then put more in the batter once it had been mixed.

No one at the party knew Louie was such a talented edible maker and either ate their half (if they chose to partake.) or like me told myself who had hardly had a quality edible that it's just a fuckin cookie and ate it all just some garbage brownies once before made specifically bc the bud was so bad that was all that could be done with it.

I'd say about seven to ten people ate cookies, we are all watching football and the bird is getting there, its been an hour since consumption of the cooky.... And i realize I'm at my wife's family's thanksgiving, their cool with weed obv. But still, I realize I'm higher then I've ever been in my fucking life.

I look around and the people who had half were talking and laughing and I'm thinking to myself could a x2 dose really make a big difference? Especially with pot.

The food finishes, we all sit down to eat and I've just been very quiet and anti social up until this point but it didn't matter I was watching the game among a decent other few just being so high. Luckily I pulled my wife aside and explained what happened and she isn't a petty bitch and understood completely and got me some water n shit. She rulez.

We sit down to eat and I'm literally nodding out like I just did a shot of boy, but I keep catching myself right away and opening my eyes, got a few bites in. Proud of that. Eventually, I don't catch myself on one of the nods and I went face first into my mashed potato's and gravy. I had to excuse myself from the table, apologize, and go clean myself up in the bathroom.

Worst. Thanksgiving. Ever.

Tl;Dr edibles, when properly made are incredibly powerful, and its a more sedating high IMO. This was 3 years ago, much experience since. Ended up with my face in a plate of mashed potato's cuz ate a whole cookie by someone who knew what they were doing and told me to eat no more then half, the small half preferably. Respect the power of a proper craftsmen would be the lesson here, I expected to watch football and eat Turkey with a buzz and well I already told you how it ended up, respect the power. Lol

EDIT: Pretty much anyone who ate any cookies ended up asleep on the couch after the meal during the nighttime NFL game. Lol people's was wrecked. Maybe it wasn't so bad.


[3 Points] Ediamin30:

I ate 100mg (4 25mg peach rings) the first time I had edibles. Fell asleep in my hotel room in Denver, woke up 6 hours later and I was still high.


[3 Points] GabeNoMore:

Post this on TIFU


[2 Points] Draunamou:

Question... Are these THC edibles and not acid or something? May sound stupid but I'm confused. 200mg sounds like a strong ass gummy!


[2 Points] lordalpha:

edibles can take almost 60mins to come up.. lol I feel you mate thanks for sharing!


[1 Points] IllSuckYourDickMan:

I was hoping this was gonna end with "Halloween Fools! None of this really happened, haha!"


[1 Points] Lucid_Enemy:

So dosage would be nice... Does he state dosage? Im assuming 300mg with little Tolly


[1 Points] CycloneWatson:

Next thing I know I am wide awake still high as balls cramped into an extremely dark closet.

I call bullshit. Not enough climax.


[1 Points] SirFoxx:

Should have asked your neighbor to call Tom Cruise, John Travolta and R. Kelly to come and tell you you're not in a closet.


[1 Points] globking:

this reason alone is why you can't get high MG edibles in WA/OR if you're a recreational user. Shit sucks for people like me who have high tolerance and wanted to get stoned as hell but can only get 10mg :(


[1 Points] None:

Do they ship international? I could do with trying these out in the UK.


[1 Points] onionguy999:

This seems to currently be the best deal on edibles. Although I can't imagine a single gummy being 200mg, i'd personally have to cut it several times.


[1 Points] rilksoadvb5piz3r:

5/5 would read again


[1 Points] justanaccount2323:

Arn't these 100mg. I only see the 100mg option on his page.


[-1 Points] None:

Threads like these make it easy for the fedz to crack down on edibles. Thank you.


[-2 Points] Insanity_-_Wolf:

Drugs are for losers


[-4 Points] itmightbetonycx:

Wait your were just high off edibles?