DNM's - Haiku Edition

  1. You may want to sign
    Up for a Hansa account
    Well too bad you fag
  2. You should test your drugs
    Unless you want to shit blood
    Get a reagent test
  3. You think that you're smart
    But then you get fucking scammed
    Yes you're a retard
  4. There will be bartards
    Also there's a few chill dudes
    But mostly bartards
  5. OPsec is the key
    To not getting busted hard
    Please don't take shortcuts
  6. If you get DMs
    Of some sketchy .onion links
    You should click them all
  7. Everything is FUD
    Every review is a shill
    Everyone's a fed
    fin.
    Hope you enjoyed. I'm bored PM me.
    Send drugs.


Comments


[1 Points] throwahooawayyfoe:

Put money in Bay

They shut down and took it all

Can't move to Hansa


[1 Points] EatSheets:

Fuck Alpha Bay dumb

little sluts they took our damn

jobs stole ma' coin way

:(