[PSA/Article] etimbuk's penis enlarging method does not work

hello redditors, if ur like me u love having sex. recently i was on the dnm (batman98ism is my login if u want to confirm i bought this guys piece of shit.. i also have a couple heroin and mdma purchases but im sure u can sort)...

ANWAYS... i bought this guys method on how to enlarge your penis and it has NOT worked. it's been 3 days and i havent grown a single cm.. i'm usually 4"9 rock hard and ive been clocking in at actually 4"7 now after using his method...

DO NOT TRUST THIS GUY.


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[28 Points] GrandWizardsLair:

Batman98ish: The Grand Wizard's Lair will be happy to provide you a free 10-strip of Cialis at our Evolution or BlackBank offices. We'd also like to reassure you that while your endowment may be modest your skills in the bedroom need not be. Take it from one who knows -- it ain't the size of the wand, it's how the wizard works it.


[19 Points] MeowImAHorse:

Pics?


[4 Points] Temptationn:

4'9 while rock hard? srs


[3 Points] someone-who-is-me:

Thanks for the heads up. If I'd known it was actually a penis shrinking method I would have already ordered one.


[2 Points] don_crackavelli:

Steps to bigger dick: 1. Buy a magnifying glass 2. Turn off all lights when your about to cop some dome 3. Profit?


[2 Points] disposablechild:

Just keep at it mayne! I started seeing results on day 7!


[2 Points] MakMaine:

sorry for your small winky


[1 Points] wouldyoudoitbruh:

You have to get a black guy to suck your dick from the back. And Presto! you know have a 8 inch dick bruh


[1 Points] Mighty72:

Chocker!


[1 Points] goodluckbrah:

How could you not know that penis enlargers are a scam?

By the way, I have a bridge you might be interested in buying.


[0 Points] amazonhackssssssssss:

lol. no shit.


[0 Points] Zombie21st:

What is his method? Traction pumping or pills? Either way 3 days does not sound like enough time to see any changes. You seeing a slight decreases in length just goes to show the penis changes in size slightly from time to time. The decrease could also be from working your unit hard and it turtled or fatigued. Check out mattersofsize DLD has a few methods you can try for free. Just stay healthy and go slow to test your limits. Do you work out at all?


[-13 Points] skytrainwand:

you actually bought a "penis enlarger."

lmao