Product/s reviewed: 2g Green Crack - Grade A+++ Premium Weed - Fruity Pebbles Vape Cart - Vape Pen Battery
Market: Alphabay
International?: Nope, HumboldtFarms doesn't do international.
Price before shipping: $0 (sample for review)
Shipping cost: $7.50
Expected weight: 2g Green Crack - Grade A+++ Premium Weed - Fruity Pebbles Vape Cart - Vape Pen Battery
Weight on arrival: 2g Green Crack - Grade A+++ Premium Weed - Fruity Pebbles Vape Cart - Vape Pen Battery
Customer Service:
[X]+5 Superb: Polite, prompt, ensures satisfaction - he's a chill dude when conversing, not too many words but polite :)
[ ]+4 Good: Professional, exhibits customer care
[ ]+3 Satisfactory: Adequate responses, resolved issue on request
[ ]+1 Bad: Poor communication, no resolution
[ ]+0 Awful: Abusive responses, no resolution
Product Quality:
[X]+5 Highest purity - highly potent
[ ]+4 Mostly pure - potent
[ ]+3 Minor cut or impurity - strong
[ ]+2 Cut and/or impure - medium to weak
[ ]+1 Almost entirely cut - very weak
[ ]+0 Possibly bunk - no effect
Processing Speed:
[ ]+5 Processed & marked shipped in 24hrs
[ ]+4 Processed & marked shipped in 48 hrs
[X]+3 Processed & marked shipped in 72 hrs - I'm not going to lie. Even for the sample it took like 4 days-ish just to show up on myusps.
[ ]+2 Package is late
[ ]+1 Package is very late
[ ]+0 Never received package
Price Value:
[X]+5 Excellent - great value & low cost
[ ]+4 Moderate - worthy value & fair cost
[ ]+3 At-market - neither good nor bad
[ ]+2 Below-market - so-so value, high cost
[ ]+1 Exorbitant - low value, excessive cost
[ ]+0 Rip-off - little-to-no value, unjustified cost
Stealth & OpSec:
[X]+1 Vacuum-sealed Double vac sealed - Double vac sealed
[X]+1 Mylar/non-porous container
[ ]+1 Decoy/misdirection - Good shipping stealth
[X]+1 Low package profile - :)
[X]+1 Good OpSec
Alright, i'm doing a little review for some samples. Trying not to be biased. HumboldtFarms may be like the walmart of weed but i can personally vouch for his upper tier weed strains. I've reviewed a few of their upper tier strains in the passed and they were also bomb. The thing that got me was, this stuff taste just like GreenLeafLabs Maui Wowi. Blew my mind. Maybe I need to clean my pipes? Shit. It doesn't look anything like it GreenLeafLabs Maui Wowi though, and has no seeds. I've been doing alot of dabs lately so it's hard to tell how potent it is. But god damn, look at it :) Very tasty, terpy. Caked! Bright green.
Fruity pebbles vape cart. This is literally my first vape cart that has an added 'flavor' to try and mask the marijuana odor or just make it taste better? Anyways. Taste, Fruity with a mix of 'the clear' ??? Also it does not get me as high as GreenLeafLabs Vape carts 'The Clear' or 'winterized shatter' carts. It's still good though. I might just have a tolerance. It produces big clouds with smaller puffs if that means anything. The liquid was/is pretty thick when i turn it upside down and side to side. Light amber color as you can see. I however prefer the 'natural' weed taste in my carts but don't get me wrong this will not goto waste.
The vape pen battery. It appears the intake hole on this pen is the same size as GreenLeafLabs' Vape pens and smaller than Medibuds vape pen intakes. No buttons. Just charge it usb port and twist on cart and inhale slow for best results.
[img] https://imgur.com/a/crFkc - (2 pics) - all together
[img] https://imgur.com/a/18TG0 - (22 pics) - bags & bag appeal
[img] https://imgur.com/a/4W34V - (10 pics) - vape stuff
[img] https://imgur.com/a/qXc8z - (19 pics) - green crack nugs
[vid] https://vimeo.com/175882236 - green crack nugs vid #1
[vid] https://vimeo.com/175884560 - green crack nugs vid #2
tldr; HumboldtFarms has some fire upper tier bud I can vouch. And alright fruity pebble carts when its available. I prefer the weed flavor in carts vs. artificial flavors..different strokes for different folks..
tldr; lazy for prices;
Green Crack - Grade A+++ Premium Weed: 3.5g $35, 7g $55, 14g $110, 28g $210 Fruity Pebbles Vape: Could not find price Vape Pen Battery - Standard 510 Thread: $10
HumboldtFarms can be found on Alphabay and Dream.
I ordered 7g of their top shelf Gorilla Glue #4 because its on sale and this review makes me feel better with the purchase :) cant wait for it to come