Hypothetical Situation

Okay everybody... Time for a little hypothetical situation...

You have one bowl of weed left. Your lighter is burned out. You only have one match left. Your order from that new vendor on Nucleus is supposed to come tomorrow and you're worried about whether or not you should be burning down your house and moving to Belize.

The question I pose to you is this...

Since you have no other sources of fire and you're down to your last match... Which do you do? Do you use that last match to smoke your final bowl? Or do you save that match to start the fire that burns down your house before your psychically-predicted controlled delivery?


Comments


[10 Points] None:

Can't you just use the burning house to light the bowl? like, tear off a window frame and use that?


[3 Points] None:

Grab a toothpick or something and light that mother on a stove burner. Where there's a will there's a way. Live life vicariously one bowl at a time.


[3 Points] None:

When i lost my butane in transit and couldn't refill my lighter, i just used a AA battery and some aluminum foil


[2 Points] None:

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[2 Points] None:

Light a candle?


[2 Points] DrQuarters_:

I hope you payed your gas bill, so you can light some cardboard boxes or something on fire, because if thats your last bowl before belize, you're going to need it.