[Vendor Review] Amstergram - 1g Ketamine - with pictures & live report!

Setting

Vendor

I decided to purchase a gram of K from Amstergram after seeing the positivity surrounding him on this subreddit. He seems very professional about this, which drew me in as a customer.

Product

Live Report:

00:02 - Prepared 50mg line and snorted it. - http://i.imgur.com/U7OBMat.jpg

00:13 - Started to kick in after 10 minutes. Currently feeling quite wobbly and very tingly. I can definitely tell this is good K, don't usually feel this much off a 50-60mg bump.

00:17 - My cat feels a lot softer than usual, definitely a sign it's kicked in. I'm going to go downstairs to get a drink.

00:23 - After a slow-mo ketty walk downstairs, I got my drink. As I was coming back up, I saw my brother smoking a joint. Had a couple of tokes of it and went back upstairs. The stairs felt never-ending. I'm back in my bedroom now. My sciatica pain has vanished, and my cats neck just looked like it was fucking stretching.

00:26 - Feel like I'm sinking into my chair. Going to prepare another 50mg line to enhance this experience.

00:32 - Just prepared & snorted another 50mg line. http://i.imgur.com/VzPfh6f.jpg Trying to roll a £10 note into a straw whilst ketty is quite the challenge.

00:36 - Just setting in now, typing is becoming more difficult. Vision is becoming slightly distorted and I'm uncontrollaby rocking back and forward in my chair. Listening to Duke Dumont - Ocean Drive.

00:39 - My head feels very heavy, it's like I'm fighting with myself to keep my head straight. My head just wants to drop to the fucking floor, but I'm trying to type otu this tufcking report. Now listening to Gorillaz - Dirty Harry. Great sogn.

00:43 - Everything I hold in my hands feels extremely light. I picked my phone up and it feels like I'm holding a cunting feather. Still Jammin to Gorillaz, do recommend.

00:47 - Listening to some tech house now, fucking tripping me out. music sounds fucking weird.. unsure if its just the song or if its me.. but what the fFUCK

00:49 - just sat at my pc with my arm raised. cannot seem to move it so im typing with one hand. excuse the lack of punctuation

00:51 - Thank fuck that song was over. Seemed really trippy, now listening to Rio by Netsky. Sound is heavily fucking enhanced and I have sound waves drilling through my veins.

00:52 - no idea waht the fucks happening but I can feel the bass from the music in my bloodstream. Music doesn't sound that great in this state, but is really trippy

00:56 - got up to take a piss and when attempting to take a piss i realised i couldnt stand so i had to sit down

00:57 - this has me fucking FLOORED, will not be taking anymore. just using the 100mg of overweight to do this report. literally typing all this shit into notepad and all the words are moving all over the place, it's quite difificult

01:00- just went to stroke my cat again which resulted min me dribbling everwyehre., not sure why i was dribbling, just my cat felt so fluffy, realyl dont like listening to bruno mars whilst on k

01:03 - just sta at my pc chair and all of a sudden i feel like im spinning round. screens are way too bright, setting flux to max

01:05 - need to lay down in bed. these screens are too bright and i cannot deal with words right now

01:16 - laid in bed for 10 mins, cats head was shrinking, bed felt like it was inflating, my sneeze felt like a nuclear bomb and the lenovo logo on my laptop is moving.

01:20 - heavy effects are starting to wear off now and transitioning into an afterglow high. not even going to read what I've typed over the last hour, but I can certainly tell you that this K is definitely top notch.

01:23 - going to just chill and enjoy the rest of this buzz, then finish off this review.

End of live report

Picture: http://i.imgur.com/nu43sPD.jpg (baggie was not included, ketamine came in a plastic wrapper-like bag.)

Comments:

Overall, I think the K is absolutely splendid, definitely the best I've had! Great price as well. I was a bit worried when the delivery was taking longer than usual, but it got here in the end. I haven't K holed yet on it as I did not feel like it, but I'm absolutely confident it does not take a lot to reach the weird and wonderful hole ;).

Is this painful ketamine drought we've been going through FINALLY over? It certainly looks like it!


Comments


[2 Points] throwaxanny:

I heard his K is fire, I have 2 batches at home from other vendors but might try out his too.

Stealth good enough to easily get to US? Only gonna get a small amount


[1 Points] Lucyintehsky:

Sounds like some quality product :) for the record when you make lines on a wooden table like that you loose small amounts of product! but not sure you care about it! keep on rocking


[1 Points] noshoppn:

Looks nice and top quality report.


[1 Points] drkntmrkets:

00:52 - no idea waht the fucks happening but I can feel the bass from the music in my bloodstream. Music doesn't sound that great in this state, but is really trippy

I can relate to shit like this, I remember once I was ketted as fuck and my mate put on some deep techno and it literally put me on my arse. I was so overwhelmed I had to lie down, it was like every time there was a beat I'd get slapped in the face. Was funny as fuck, so trippy.


[1 Points] NiggersOnNitrous:

Did you mandelin test it? Ket and MDMA(marquis) are only things I test kit every time no matter the source. 1.) so maaannnny analogues and/or cuts. 2.) I like to see how violent the red and black reaction are as a determining factor in quality. The faster the reaction and the more bubbles/smoke the better the drug ime. Looks a lil too powdery for my taste, i found the table salt/beach sand consistency to be my cup of tea.

realyl dont like listening to bruno mars whilst on k LMFAO!

Do you think you would have reached a complete close eyed, anesthetic K-hole with another 50-100mg? I believe a true a K-hole is a lying down, hard to lift you limbs, close eyed experience.