Moronic Monday - it's your weekly stupid questions thread!

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Comments


[15 Points] needmyzoloft:

I've been on this sub for at least 8 months now, and I still have absolutely no idea what FUD stands for


[10 Points] None:

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[6 Points] WillWOrK4BTCs:

Might not be a moronic question, but how likely is it that LE browses this subreddit and uses it to investigate?


[4 Points] Kaineom:

Why is weed so expensive, it's like 15€ a gram ?


[5 Points] lordbyronfarthammer:

What about this for laundering your dirty bitcoins....just say you're a professional gambler online. There are site that you can use bitcoin to gamble with, dump your coins there, gamble a little if you feel like it, cash out and report the money as gambling wins. Now you have clean bitcoin, and a gambling addiction too!


[4 Points] IFEAndLoveIt:

Shipping/Tracking Question

Since I created a new reddit account for OPSEC reasons, automod deleted a post a couple of days ago and told me to post on Moronic Mondays. The post is buried so no reason to get approval from the mods on the question I had:

I had a U.S. Vendor provide a tracking number with a link to use 17track.net. Since this is a global tracking site that can be accessed through TOR, is it safe to use it through TOR for USPS domestic packages? I was under the impression that if you felt so inclined to track a package, DON'T use TOR. Since this is a 3rd party site that I've never heard about or used, I wanted to see if anyone had feedback on using 17track.net and if it's safe to use through TOR.


[5 Points] buggaboooo:

-How risky is it to buy from new vendors (with 0-5 feedback)..I mean someone must be buying from them. Or are they all LE?? *tinfoil hat**

-Is it suspicious to receive too many express USPS packages? I have at times gotten 1-2 a week.

-what happens if you are about to get a CD with a warrant that;s contingent upon the recipient signing..but someone else signs for it?


[3 Points] None:

best MXE vendor for international?


[3 Points] MattyHchrist:

Where are people buying from now that Evolution is dead? After Silkroad I literally only knew of Evolution.


[3 Points] ShulginsCat:

Due to a combination of amphetamines, partying and an unhealthy piece of shit lifestyle I've been living on 3 hours of sleep for the past 3-4 days. Now I need to survive today without crashing until 6-7p. What combination of drugs/food/coffee would you recommend?


[2 Points] opiatesownme:

Is it safe to order from Denmark to the US? Want to try Ketobemidone.


[2 Points] peraticalpete:

Why do vendors include a return address on their packaging? Is it to make the package look normal? It's not a functional address, is it?


[2 Points] IFEAndLoveIt:

How long is an account considered "new"? I cannot create a new post but can reply to other posts. I created this new account last week for OPSEC reasons but have been a member of this community since it's inception. Can a mod help with having the post submission restriction removed?


[2 Points] Lulu_bee:

can i buy where to buy straight talk refill cards on the darknet


[2 Points] None:

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[2 Points] Lulu_bee:

where can i buy a straight talk unlimited card on the darknet


[2 Points] None:

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[2 Points] None:

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[2 Points] None:

Who/where is the best place to get seeds to start growing marijuana. Also any links to helpful information outside of erowid, leafly, drug forums, and bluelight would be greatly appreciated!


[2 Points] GloryBox165:

Hmm stupid questions eh?

What's the accepted method for using PGP?

I encrypt using my key and the vendor has to go to my profile and get my public key from there?

or

Encrypt using the vendors public key, presumably this makes things more straightforward on their end?

Remember, refrain from abusing noobs in this thread :)


[2 Points] lightslightup:

This is probably super dumb, but what does FE'ing mean? I see it used a lot, but can never really tell what it means from context.

Edit: To clarify, I know it means "finalizing early", but what does that entail exactly?


[2 Points] rnzi:

I have yet to receive an order I placed, and I asked the vendor for tracking info. He wants me to resupply him with my address so that he can look up the tracking. I've never had to get tracking from a vendor, so I don't know if that's how it works. Should I give him my info, or is this fishy?


[2 Points] savansavar:

So I ordered a gram of marijuana from a guy named Pacific.Dutch on Nucleus almost 10 days ago and the package still hasn't arrived, and the vendor hasn't logged in since March 30th. He's got a bunch of positive reviews and no negative ones on the same product. What do you guys think? Was I scammed out of a whopping 12 dollars or is he just on vacation? Of course the funds auto transferred after five days despite no package, my previous orders arrived before then so I never had to deal with Nucleus' stupid auto finalize. I sent him a friendly message to ask before the five days were up but he hasn't logged in. What do you guys think? Throwaway because I don't want to post here with my real account.


[2 Points] silva89:

you guys may think im really stupid for asking this but i have a 20 minute presentation to give in front of my class and due to personal reasons, i am just horrible in front of people. Anything i can possibly take in very small dose to feel somewhat comfortable and calm while giving the presentation?

Edit: no i cannot use weed as it gives me more anxiety in public than by myself


[1 Points] powers_that_b:

I still tumble, but do I HAVE to? I only buy small amounts.


[1 Points] KenAndRyu:

Does Saturday count as a "business" or shipping day? I've seen it go both ways and in the past I've gotten packages within the vendor's ETA with Saturday counting as a business day. In fact I'd say more often than not. So does Saturday count?


[1 Points] anonish9:

Anyone have topgearuk reviews? ?


[1 Points] walterdusney:

Is it a good idea to use https://pay.reddit.com instead of https://reddit.com? Why?


[1 Points] Pedigree_Dogfood:

Haven't done much research or visited any markets since Evolution went down. Is there a trustworthy nbome vendor? Preferrably 25c-nbome?


[1 Points] CUN7FACE:

Best weapons vendor that ships to the UK/ Best site for buying? For educational reasons only of course :)


[1 Points] account12349:

Do vendors send xanax or other pills vacuum sealed? If so why do they do that?


[1 Points] numberfingers:

Is anyone else having delays receiving international mail? like from the UK to USA? Not even with illegal substances.


[1 Points] None:

Where can I find some good 2cb?


[1 Points] BigSmileyFace:

Can smelly proof bags instead of Mylar bags be used for shipping?


[1 Points] hopingtoavoidprison:

if you make cash deposits to say bank of america to buy bitcoins do i need to be worried about the bank reporting me to the police if im making cash deposits of several thousand dollars? I heard that banks are required to report you or something along those lines


[1 Points] hopingtoavoidprison:

should i have orders addressed to my real name?


[1 Points] None:

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[1 Points] ketokool:

How do I update from 1.9.8 to Electrum 2.0. This link - www.electrum.org/#download, takes me to their download page, but I'm such a noob I'm not sure what to do from there? Do I copy/pasta one of the sudo commands into the Electrum console tab?


[1 Points] WP8sucks:

I've seen people say to get a private mailbox if possible, like a mom and pop shop. I live in a rural area, my town doesn't have anything like that but there's one in a different small town nearby. Should I still go for a private box?


[1 Points] None:

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[1 Points] DNMd:

So I'm assuming pretty much all german/EU MDMA vendors are pretty heatscore right now :( Oh the prices...


[1 Points] None:

I'm late to this thread but I got a few question. In the topbar on for example nucleus it reads the current bitcoin price in usd. From where does it get this data?


[1 Points] not_a_drug_addict666:

  1. What does LE stand for? i am from europe and have no clue.
  2. Do you use your "normal" reddit-account for browsing and posting here? i used my normal account (which can be linked to my RL) to subscribe to this subreddit, but now i am posting with another account via TOR. is this to much effort?


[1 Points] None:

If you're waiting on a regular envelope, no tracking, coming to a PO Box and its been over 3+ weeks domestic. What's the most common cause? Multiple addresses, PO is the only one with delays (two orders taking over the usual time). Other orders coming in fine elsewhere.

A bit worried.


[1 Points] DNMthrowdatshitaway:

Which vendors sell bulk LSD in powder form (Can't access agora to check), also which drugs have the highest resale potential? and how does the market for hydrocodone/shrooms and DMT look like?


[1 Points] lordalpha:

Which countries that you guys know that is flagged..?


[1 Points] None:

What market places do you guys use?


[1 Points] orangeesmufle:

Help, the front page of the uncensored hidden wiki has changed so it no longer shows a big list of links as the default page. So I can't find the link for a site I was using to hold my bitcoins anymore. So does anybody know how to get to that old page again?


[1 Points] xanax_blotters1:

So my friend just ordered a sheet of Xaxax (alprazolam) blotters from a VERY reputable vendor from the DNM's. Each dose of .5 by .5 inches is supposed to be about 2mg.

I am very familiar with the pharma brand 1mg pills, although I don't take them often enough to have a tolerance. It has been a few weeks since I last took the name brand xanax pills of 1mg.

However, these blotters don't seem to be doing much for me. I have tried sucking on it for a long time, then chewing and swallowing it. I have placed them under the tongue for 30+ minutes, but still not feeling it like I would expect. I have tried placing it under the tongue for a few minutes, then barely chewing it before swallowing and a variety of other combinations (e.g., with and without food). None of them seem to be as potent as when I take 2-3 of the 1mg pharma pills.

I did notice a film of powder on the plastic it was packaged it, perhaps the xanax rubbed off in transit? I am new to blotters in general so have no idea how it all works.

The problem is that while I DO feel the Xanax, the "2mg" feels more like .5mg or 1mg.

The vendor is VERY reputable and has plenty of amazing reviews on Reddit and the DNM forums. Everyone is raving about the exact same products.

Am I doing something wrong? Any advice or tips? I just feel like it was kind of a waste of money since I can barely feel it despite the vendor (and other reviewers) saying the blotters were dosed even higher than advertised. It was 100x ~ 2.2 mg, but I have taken at least 15 mg today and don't feel much.

Normally 4mg to 5mg would make me pass out nearly right away.

Am I doing something wrong? Should I leave under tongue for 30 minutes before swallowing? Or should I just do what the vendor suggests and leave it under tongue for a few minutes until saturated, then chew it up and swallow it.

Anyone else have a similar experience with the "Fuck Evo" special?

I HATE complaining, and it was a decent price, so I really don't want to cause any problems.

I am not sure what to do.