Can future market admins please pick a handle that will be LULZ to read in the eventual Federal Indictment?

"FBI_AGENTS_HAVE_MICRO_PENISES" "JewsDid9/11" "Niggers"

Something casual and fun that will make them spend more time arguing whether to redact the name or let it go. What other goods ones are there?


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[387 Points] xxSpeedyThrowaway69:

Something casual and fun

"JewsDid9/11" "Niggers"

🤔


[289 Points] 3AlarmLampscooter:

By far the funniest/most confusing to have to read in court would have to be "Your Honor", "The Prosecution" and "Objection" also "Motion Denied"... but "GOOGLE JURY NULLIFICATION" would be the most likely to get redacted.


[184 Points] None:

[deleted]


[39 Points] -__-----__-_--:

Trump, Bush Jr., Obama, Clinton, Hillary


[34 Points] throwahooawayyfoe:

I've always thought "The World" would be a good choice for an admin/vendor name. Just imagine that headline... "Feds Arrest The World"


[26 Points] luckylucyy:

pimp_alex_91@yahoo.com


[25 Points] GardenofGandaIf:

I fucking loled at this


[25 Points] Altrdego13:

In the case of "bluelivesmatteronmeth vs USA "


[22 Points] jewishmobil3:

covfefe


[18 Points] Theeconomist1:

I've also imagined /u/SpecialAgentDildo as a key co-conspirator


[19 Points] shennagigans:

Thisisallasetup

Think that would get good attention.


[14 Points] ErraticWire:

HeySiriShowMePicturesOfBlueWaffle


[13 Points] fa-yeerrr:

What about "ObamaCare".


[13 Points] CaptchaKing4Reviews:

SessionsGarglesBBKAWK


[14 Points] _PrinterPam_:

Pfizer. That might even remove the urge to exit scam or hang around until a bust. The company might just come along and buy-you-out to go away.


[11 Points] Mr-Euffreducci:

How about "An obviously innocent man"?


[7 Points] reepan1:

Not_Sure


[6 Points] coffeencreme:

The big titty and pussy site?

God damn how old are some of you


[5 Points] hotelpanda12:

SomeFall_Guy


[6 Points] OGBarbarianBoi:

Jews own the world


[4 Points] Inthewirelain:

What about "IThinKtheDefendantIsInnocent"?


[4 Points] None:

F.B.I.L.A.M.E.


[2 Points] AndroidHelp:

Is_Autistic

Autistic_Whore


[3 Points] BGFlyingToaster:

MyTinyDick

Captain, we may have information on where to find MyTinyDick.


[2 Points] EnigmaMarket:

Sorry guys, can't do it. We have to be kewl. For our skooooo!!!


[4 Points] yankeeblujeans:

I swear if I see another lol or lulz on this sub I will murder a kitten. It was only a matter of time once the kids found this sub that the markets would crash. Hurr durr, how's my opsec? Dude, is that your Mom in the mirror? lol lulz i'm dead rn


[3 Points] theterminator580:

Hahaha, this would be great. Future DNM vendors please for the love of all DNM vendors do this.


[2 Points] Cocinacowboy:

Amazing :D


[2 Points] MandyThatGirl:

R/DerpNetMarkets


[2 Points] JeffSessions_DNM:

Name drop!


[2 Points] BrianEno_BBMC:

brb going to make hotmail account


[1 Points] 11muluk:

FifthAmendment


[2 Points] penguinmixer:

"Fed Marketplace"...can't shut it down, because you can't arrest yourself.


[2 Points] SeaSickPirate:

Cockholster


[2 Points] AnEvilKangaroo:

i'm seeing so much potential and good ideas in this post and reactions - markets take notes


[1 Points] skankhunt92:

Dank


[1 Points] PM_UR_DNM_TAKEDOWNS:

BushDid9/11


[1 Points] nocarier:

I nominate dickbutt.


[1 Points] SirBandolero:

Uahauahauahauahauheuajeuaue nice name for admin or even a mod.


[1 Points] 11muluk:

My_son666


[1 Points] NotMyNameSkii:

Tyrannosaurusmeth would be litty


[0 Points] None:

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[0 Points] booeyspread:

How about a name that is both offensive and non-offensive at the same time.
"I love niggers".


[-2 Points] ElectronicChronic:

Mods, please ban shitposts. It's getting out of hand.