DNM stories guise~
I always get my mail at 9:30am and one day I was expecting a pack. No pack comes, no mail comes. its almost noon at this point when I notice the same two work trucks circling my block and pulling over. I bug out and go into my bathroom with my whole stash. a few minutes later as im sitting on the floor smoking what might be my last bowl ever I hear a loud BANG noise. I start flushing my wet/undried shrooms. I hold my roughly 50g bag of molly over the toliet but before I drop it I listen in...no bang no "POLICE WE'RE COMING IN WE HAVE A WARRENT"
I grab a sizeable scoop out of my MDMA since I hadnt got a test to try it out and just pop it in my mouth loose powder style. I walk downstairs holding my baggie shaking out of fear to see my dog with its head in a box of cereal. It got up onto the counter and couldnt get down easily and crashed with its spoils.
was super dumb to not flush it but I was just tweaking in the first place.
We do stange things on drugs.