YOU DON'T FUCKING TELL THEM SHIT
Cops want to question you? You keep your damn mouth shut. Don't allow them into your house without a warrant. Consult a lawyer immediately. Do NOT answer any questions.
Enough with the stupid threads about "How do I explain xyz to the police?" already!!
edit: take the time to watch this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i8z7NC5sgik
Dude....I was about to lose it when I saw this post title. hahaha
"BUT THEY TOLD ME THAT THEY NEW I DID IT!! THEY SAID THEY'D LET ME OFF EASY IF I JUST ADMITTED IT!!"
my favorite one recently: "THE FLAG ON MY MAILBOX WAS UP! HOW LONG DOES IT TAKE THEM TO DO A RAID AFTER MARKING ME? SHOULD I BURN THE HOUSE DOWN?"