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Details |
Vendor: |
[joeybagadonuts ] |
Market: |
[Direct via Grams ] |
Product: |
[7g+ Mother of Berries ] |
Shipped from: |
[Merica ] |
Shipped to: |
[Merica ] |
Required FE: |
[YES ] |
Vacuum Sealed: |
[YES ] |
Decoy: |
[NO? ] |
Handwriting: |
[YES ] |
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Rating |
Communication: |
[10*10*e^10 ] / 10 - Seriously, folks. I reached out to joeyb after I saw all of his Alphabay listings go bye-bye. I reached out to him via market PM and he apprised me that he was leaving in lieu of signs of scamming and possible exit scamming. He told me to contact him on his one remaining market account or on Grams. I PMed him on Grams, and got a little chat in about what I was looking for and feedback about what I could expect from him. I had a little delay waiting on some coin but joey was not an uptight kinda vendor. He is as relaxed as it gets. I sent him a message when I had the coin ready one evening, and he shipped out the next morning. There was a holiday in there somewhere, and the pack landed the day after. The communication we had throughout this transaction was full, prompt, and refreshing at the chance to be on the same page as the other party in regards to enthusiasm about product quality. joey loves what he does, and it shows. |
Stealth: |
[9.995 ] / 10 - Perfect stealth for the task at hand. Simple, concise, packed well, and absolutely unmatched quality vacuum sealing. The plastic was very thick and the seal was solid without completely compressing the bud. The bonus edibles were packed as meticulously, and there was no rattle in the pack whatsoever. |
Shipping time: |
[10 ] / 10 - Best you can get, same as you'd expect from a vendor that gets all the other aspects right. Paid the Priority price because that's the option, and two business days from shipping, EvilGenius was smoking. |
Price value: |
[10 ] / 10 - $99.90 for 8g+ of MoB, plus two edibles that are out of this world I don't care how many times you smoke a day and how many dabs you can take, you best respect dis here cookie kinda out of this world. Dude likes to stomp on heads, and he is damn good at it. This price value was actually better than you might think on paper, because this is the bets flower I've ever seen. To get the priority shipping included in the essentially $100 price tag, with the two edibles included, this is a steal. This could easily sell for $20-25/g in some venues. |
Aesthetics: |
[10 ] / 10 - Gorgeous. Big beautiful buds, with gorgeous full calyx maturation, purple calyxes intermittently mixed in with the rest of the green and golden coated calyxes, terminating in deep burgundy hairs and shielded by clipped leaves that seem to have been pulled from the sand and stuck there. The protected buds bear trichomes galore, and the clipped shields fall away with ease when preparing to puff or roll. This bud is sort of put away for me now, with a little over 5g left, but it really is a joy to look at. It is damn near perfect. I would put only sogarmy next to joey in regards to the aesthetics of the flower. |
Weight: |
[10 ] / 10 - Extra bud of this quality? Yes, please. Over by a shade. |
Quality: |
[10 ] / 10 - The best mary joanna on the DNMs, hands down. If you find better, you are a liar. I don't typically say it so directly, but seriously folks, the look, the smell, the absolute perfection in the structure is enough to know you've found something special, but when you taste this flower, you know you've never had something like this. This is a very distinct and unique flavor, with unfolding layers that wisp by for a minute or so after the exhale. This stuff opens up in explosions of flavor, and you seem to get new flavors throughout the early stages of a bowl. This is the best flower on the DNMs. You find better, you better share the word - and put on your flame retardant suit. |
Transaction: |
[10 ] / 10 - This was a flawless transaction from the word go. I sort of got the feel for when joey was online and he seems to be really organized when it comes to structure. He is easy to reach, direct and amicable. |
Vendor: |
[10 ] / 10 - joeybagadonuts isn't a vendor. He is an artisan. He is the Norm Abrams of the DNMs. He should have a sign over his door that says "The New Yankee Grow-Op" and have a television show that tells lackluster growers how to up their game. |
Drug: |
[10 ] / 10 - I mean if you need this explained, go and listen to Peter Tosh on repeat as punishment for your egregious crimes. |
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TOTAL SCORE: |
[99.995 ] / 100 |
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