[Shit Post] Dear Law Enforcement / Journalists...

Stop getting your interns to post on here. At least get someone who can write properly and isn't clearly 17 to do it

Also a quick FAQ for your reports / articles:

Q: Where can you get stolen CC info?

A: Go away

Q: I'm not interested in drugs.. what else can you buy on the dark net?

A: Go away

Q: Where can I buy a hitman?

A: Go away

Q:What the most interesting thing you've bought on the dark net?

A: I just don't like Amazon or my bank to know how much I love Season 1 of Lost so I repeatedly buy it off the dark net as the DVDs wear out and I give copies to my friends / family for their birthday's and Christmas. Go away


Comments


[103 Points] PureWop:

Please hook me up with your source of Season 1 Lost DVDs, I've been searching for ages but keep getting scammed. The first time they sent me the 'Here Comes Honey Boo Boo' which I did not appreciate at all and another time they sent me Doctor Who which was quite enjoyable at first, but felt I couldn't understand the story having not seen the previous 34 seasons.


[61 Points] None:

Hey, i'm just a normal fella looking for a preteen asian tranny hooker that i can be to be my sex slave. If you can recommend someone that can do this for me, i would appreciate it. Also, if he/she also has heroin and stolen CC numbers that would be great.


[36 Points] ForLol_Serious:

I'm tired of all the feds pm'ing me about hitman jobs.


[20 Points] RightWingPrankSquads:

Yeah, man its just about privacy. I'd totally just use ebay or craigslist but nah, gotta keeps muh data private. I'm just buying boring everyday stuff. I learned how to chain multiple VPN connections, use the TOR browser, use Linux, use full disk encryption methods and burner apps and phones. Then I learned to buy bitcoin and exchange it for Monero because its super private. Yeah, just ordering household stuff ya know. Caught a sweet deal on a microwave for 0.4 XMR.


[19 Points] UpvoteMandyFaggot:

Dear LE..Let me up in that evidence room!


[14 Points] DNrick_sanchez:

Quality Shitpost


[8 Points] OzFreelancer:

Journalist here, joke's on you. Those questions are 100% genuine clueless newbies


[7 Points] ThaGreatest1:

I don't mind the "what else can I buy" questions. I've actually found some cool shit on here because of those questions.


[5 Points] crawlerz2468:

Q: Where can you get stolen CC info?

Now these shitty dumbass TV ads "your CC number is being sold on the darknet right now!" Bitch how would you know?

Q: Where can I buy a hitman?

Why you want me to hit you?


[3 Points] murphy212:

Why would anyone buy plastic wafers with numbers imprinted on them ("DVDs"), on Amazon or elsewhere, when you can get those same exact numbers for free with a bittorrent client?


[2 Points] None:

yeah I had a someone pm me and ask where to get coke in bulk,he had a brand new account I told him I only use the DNM's for Ebooks


[2 Points] DopeLizzard:

Go away

You mean "fuck off"?


[1 Points] bigbigsmalldude:

I know right. I see these posts everyday.


[1 Points] theslutbag:

I'm wondering if that Vice article was anything to do with the ban of /r/DNMUK recently


[1 Points] deltefknieschlaeger:

So which Mod are you?

Saw none of these posts the past days in /new


[1 Points] illuminatioffical:

Can anyone refer me to someone who would help me purchase an illicit substance


[0 Points] Thx002:

Dear journalists I will answer all those questions above, also give me publicity and go "Veteran darknet user, fraud expert, gun expert, Thx002 told us..."