DiagonAlley [Evo]

Communication - Messaged vendor some questions, and he/she was quick to answer every one. Always let me know what was going on and kept me in the loop.

Stealth/Speed - Got to me in 2 days, with the best outside stealth compared to other vendors. The usual MBB combo, ya know.

Product - I got on his/her $10.40/gram special, with shipping costs for me it ended up being $12/gram but this was for the 4* bud. So I figured why not get a little to tide me over until my usual gets something in. Read about this seed banks cross with Skunk#1 x Mazar, and I was ready for some skunky old school cannabis funk, not these new age sweet candy strains. That was until I opened the last bag. Almost no smell at all, if any it's a very faint rotting fruit musk. No big deal I thought, these buds will be laden with trichomes. Wrong again. With the naked eye one can barely see any frost covering, or rather the trichomes are stubby compared to the usual tall&bulbous I am used to with medical grade.

  Downtrodden but not broken I took out my grinder. Upon clanging the two halves together, no beautiful pile of golden trichomes lay in the wake of destruction. Just green flower, and plant matter. I will note the cure seems to have been done impeccably, although their flowers are on the softer side of what I look for. The taste as per usual with flowers, translates the smell perfectly. It's almost there, bouncing about on my taste buds and throat, but I have to search for it. There was no wide eyed "How could this be burnt flowers, it's mouth watering...." you know the usual ramblings of a stoner. Just a shoulder shrug with a "It could be worse". On another/another note it did burn quite fine with minimal metallic taste and a nice white ash.

  Now onto the feeling, I would say it was more spacey than usual, my soul felt like it was wiggling away into the air above at times. I could easily see why the breeders thought lsd was a proper name, it really feels like the onset of yet another great chemical. Quickly it had me locked into the zone, melting away any pain and worries. No racy overwhelming feelings, just bliss and comfort. Complete body with this one, very clear head, like I had never smoked almost. I reiterate while although my thoughts were clear, I felt completely stoned versus me on a sativa I feel goofy and joyous. This was a laid back, smooth jazz feel. I will note that for me and my SO the comedown was rather fast (<1hr) and SO didn't even realize we had smoked are usual amount, so take that for whatever it's worth.

  I would give the high itself about a 6/10. The buds although trimmed & grown wonderfully just did not give me a 4* appeal, I would give them a 5/10 at the given price point, if it were being advertised as outdoor with a lower price then 10/10 sure. Personally I think these came from an outdoor plant, and if so I wish this was noted before I purchased. Can anyone with outdoor experience speak some knowledge on whether or not an outdoor plant would exhibit short trichome growth with fewer glands compared to indoor? I'm curious to know. But before I take out another ball of yarn, without further ado I present...

Vendors pictures - 1 2

What I got (shot with significantly worse camera) -

Unopened: 1 2 3

Opened: 1 2

Overall Experience - I cant expect every harvest to be filled with 100% of the qualities I look for. With that said I would not hesitate to get from DiagonAlley again&again she/him are wonderful to work with, although this batch has left me with a faint taste in my mouth ;)

& Lastly A Moment With Skip Reming - "Organic, gluten free, decaffeinated and my personal favorite, homogenized. No thanks homo genie, I'll take my milk the old fashioned way, from the breast of a pregnant goat."


Comments


[3 Points] obsidianchao:

That's a shame, I heard great things about his bud. Oh well :/


[2 Points] None:

Damn good long ass review lol. Thanks for posting!