IS YOUR HUMOUR OR WIT WORTH $50 ON PANACEA?

Hello Everyone,

Make a statement, comment or general funny here and you could be laughing and $50 richer :-*

EXAMPLE: Sometimes, when there is smoke there is fire.... and sometimes when there is smoke there is just great buds :P

Good Luck everyone, toke on and get witty with it ;D ;D


LadyHawke.


/r/Panacea



Comments


[40 Points] Oktomom:

Wow...50$ ! Or in other words : 80% of the monthly sales on Panacea


[22 Points] chr0n1ck:

I bought some shoes on Panacea the other day. I don't know what they laced em with, but I've been tripping ever since.


[18 Points] None:

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[14 Points] samwhiskey:

I had a friend that was addicted to soap. He's clean now so it's ok.


[8 Points] SecondChanceUsername:

What do ya get when you come across a room full of crackheads? A full set of teeth.


[8 Points] None:

This is a strange subreddit at times


[6 Points] None:

Why did SilkRoad Two fail?

Because Defcon can't even


[5 Points] mad87645:

Katie liked to sleep during sunday school, because it was too boring for her. One day the teacher was asking questions while Katie was asleep. The teacher asked Katie "Who created the Heavens and the Earth?" but Katie didn't wake up. Timmy, the boy sitting behind her, decided to wake her up by jabbing her in the butt with a thumbtack. "GOD ALMIGHTY!" Katie screamed as she jumped out of her seat. "Uhhh that's correct" said the teacher as she went back to her lecture and Katie fell asleep again.

A few minutes later the teacher asked Katie another question. "Who is our lord and savior" she asked Katie but once again Katie stayed asleep. Timmy once again jabbed her butt with the tack to get her to respond. "JESUS CHRIST" Katie screamed. The teacher once again told Katie she was correct, while Katie gave Timmy a stare and went back to sleep.

A few minutes later, the teacher gave another question to Katie. "What did Eve say to Adam after their 14th child was born?" the teacher asked but again Katie didn't stir. Timmy once again pricked her butt with the tack, but this time Katie screamed "IF YOU STICK THAT FUCKING THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME I'LL JAM IT IN YOUR ASS AND SEE HOW YOU LIKE IT".

The teacher fainted.


[3 Points] Planeswalkerx:

Silkroad 2.0 OPSEC.


[5 Points] greengiantxo:

So I was on panacea the other day and I decided to do an introduction. Having stoner ways, I started rambling and got off topic of my introduction. At the time, I was so high , I thought I would have the best intro. That was until lady Hawke bought me back to reality when she had to remove the post all together! Lmao. I'm typical stoner, I don't know when to shut the f up! Lol


[2 Points] None:

Two birds are sitting on a perch. One looks at the other and says "Hey, do you smell something fishy?"

It's lame but I laughed when I figured it out after a beat.


[2 Points] spaceweedfromjuniper:

okay i'm just going to tell my favorite jokes and then some good stories, don't mind me


[2 Points] Xeeroy:

Say what you will about pedophiles. But they slow down for school zones.


[1 Points] None:

What's something great at doses of 150mg? Fentanyl.


[1 Points] presari0:

Rename this "the crappy jokes thread" at the end and you'll win the fifty bucks.


[1 Points] Panacea_Community:

Hello Everyone,

These are some fantastic entries and have given me lots of LOL's :-D

I will be adding most of these to our Panacea Forum for our Community to enjoy and a central location for judging.

I truly am impressed by the effort and wit people have shown here already hehehe


LadyHawke.


/r/panacea/


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[1 Points] None:

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[1 Points] Panacea_Community:

Whilst no-one is funnier nor more humorous than LadyHawke herself ;D
G has managed to keep LH in particular quite entertained both on the forum and on the main site ;)

Member G is absolutely priceless to our Community BUT!... if I had to put a price on him, obviously he is worth about 50 bucks hehehe :P

Thank you everyone and no matter how bad a day may be try to laugh at least once, even if it is just at yourself :-* :-*


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[1 Points] flipflopper2015:

Panacea uses the old Cloud 9 script(the same one le seized) If possibly getting busted gives you a thrill then use panacea. If you want a secure safe reliable market use evolution or agora


[1 Points] LadyHawk_Missy_SHILL:

Who ever lost coins due to cloud9/ panacea is it humorous knowing you did not heed any warnings made months ago by who panacea shills called trolls and doxers????


[0 Points] MrDrugz:

It's one of those days where drugs do me.


[0 Points] turnerbackwards:

"What if alligators could wave at you?"

"Whoa."


[-1 Points] noneyabidnessbish:

fighting for peace is like fucking for virginity :)