Wanna fuck the brains outta my girl. What should I order?

Best I have ever had was on half a pill of Kamagra and two cans of beer. Wanna top that kickass magical experience. What do I order (preferably within the EU)?

ETA: Holy shit fellas so many replies!! Thank you all. Think imma go for a low dose of LSD + boner pills for now. Too much of a scaredy-cat for opiates and meth. Might consider 2C-B or MDMA later on. I should've added that my girl won't be partaking.


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[23 Points] cannajuicescam:

Meth. 20mg orally should do the trick.


[16 Points] MouthStool:

2C-B is hands down the best for sex! It really gets you into the mood and heightens all of your senses. I think it goes hand and hand with sex and you will have normal stamina on it and will be able to finish lol


[9 Points] None:

LSD/Meth for best sex for you. But since you wanna "fuck the brains outta your girl" I recommend opiates. You'll last so long and be fucking for a long time.


[8 Points] Kryptikk:

How about Foxy? (5-MEO-DIPT). It's commonly taken as a sex/love drug.. That'll surely greatly enhance your experience.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/5-Methoxy-diisopropyltryptamine


[5 Points] None:

As in you want to really get in the mood or you want to last longer or what?


[6 Points] shitmix:

DMT.

.... Good luck man.


[4 Points] demesm:

~3g ghb for sure


[4 Points] hung_lo666:

Cialis and oxycodone.


[3 Points] None:

get some molly and viagra


[3 Points] showmeurdoobies:

CANDYFLIP! 100-150ug lsd, 150-200mg MDMA. The LSD will make it feel fucking incredible. The MDMA will help with that and help ensure you fuck her for a looong time. I've had to take water breaks for fun. The lsd usually helps for multiple pops to.


[3 Points] OPSECmistake1818:

Taldafil (Cialis) + your drug of choice


[3 Points] octomarvel:

SPEEDBALL.

Get all the energy from meth but the way opiates make your piss come out in spurts also makes sex last longer.

Plus the feeling of walking thru an invisible waterfall is quite nice.


[3 Points] Vendor_BBMC:

I think we all know the answer to your question.

You're going to need kamagra the first night because it will be the coldest night of the year in your underpants - its the same with most amphetamines such as MDMA, the adrenaline released causes your blood to pool in your body core instead of your peripheries when you first use them after a break,

Meth is the most-reliable female aphrodisiac. I think of it very much as a sex drug. It is to your (and your woman's) brain what viagra is to your cock.

A few drinks release dopamine. cocaine releases more. Meth is the best , and its good to share because its the only drug that's interesting to watch.

Its better to party at home with your woman on MDMA than go to a club, in my experience. You'll have vague flashbacks of her dressing up and dancing for you while you try to focus your eyes and stop them from jumping about, but there won't be any sex until the MDMA is mostly worn-off. Too much serotonin involved,

The 2Cs are sexy hallucinogens except in big doses. The best tryptamine hallucinogen for sex is 5-methoxy-DiPT ("foxy methoxy").

The first thing you try when you use a new drug is sex, isn't it? I've always been a specialized boyfriend, the type that women who like to stay in at the weekend taking drugs, having sex and listening to music like. I've always made my own drugs, and meth is just the best for a weekend where you close the curtains, turn off your phones and there are no rules.


[3 Points] None:

50Mg mda 1/2 viagra 30Mg oxycodone, thank me later


[2 Points] redditulousfun:

Low dose 2cb or low dose ghb


[2 Points] itsbooming:

5-mapb and cialis/viagra besides that methylone and cialis/viagra but get in before the 1-2 hour window before you get cracked out.


[2 Points] None:

Lsd and mdma is what you want.


[2 Points] Chetineva:

2C-B. It's a drug that makes your body WANT and heightens all of your senses. It can give you speed dick though so maybe a nice indica to help out on that end.


[2 Points] Xf3k:

I have found that some SSRI / antidepressants give me the ability to go hard... Raw dog too. I think Citalophram is the generic name. It also game me the worst headache I have ever had


[2 Points] ipeefreely21704:

Order her a dildo she will enjoy it more


[2 Points] TiredDogg:

Get a girl first


[1 Points] TA-987:

Tren


[1 Points] None:

I'd actually go with heroin; I can get into sex for like 4+ hours without ever finishing and fuck like a champion.


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[1 Points] StillUseless:

When I saw the title, I thought it was two questions :(


[1 Points] None:

Zombie infected blood will help you eat the brains our of your girl. Not sure if that is what you are looking for or not.


[1 Points] None:

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[1 Points] obsidianchao:

Surprised not many have said MDMA. I'm a god damn animal on it.


[1 Points] LedLevee:

Take MDMA, 120mg or so, then when the peak is starting to fade you drop 15-20mg of 2C-B.

2h before the MDMA you take 10mg Cialis.

Fuck all night!


[1 Points] 5moked:

Fuck it, just her buy a bottle of strong poppers and smash her back doors right in.


[1 Points] Goypride:

Flunitrazepam


[1 Points] Cutofurjib:

Not trying to be a "dick" but aren't you able to do that without the aide of a ton of dope/booze? I don't care what anyone says screwing while high is no where near as good as doing it competently while sober. I'd suggest going to see a doctor to make sure there isn't something wrong with you that may be leading to a lack of sex drive or ability.


[1 Points] TheRealSwiss:

Has anybody heard of cherrybombs?

It's supposedly has some mdma, kamagra/viagra and a little touch of speed dissolved in some kind of sweet tasting cherry syrup.

If you can find it or make some yourself your Girl will have the time of her life!

Thank me later :)


[0 Points] cryptocreepo:

MXE, maybe Ketamine. It depends...


[0 Points] Bud509:

V -Vampire blood "One drop, that' all you need, I guarantee you'll see the world with new eyes" Then listen to this song while performing the act of brain fucking -One drop by SpaceTribe,

I;d also recommend smoking 30mg of meth followed by plugging 15mg of meth. Take a viagra or the Rock hard performance drug of your choice, take 2.5 grams of GHB, take 125mg of MDMA, and smoke a nice heavy indica strain while coming up on the MDMA and getting some head, Don't forget to call your doctor if an erection lasts over 4 hours, I heard they'll amputate your dick while it's fully erect. The ultimate Bonerkill right there.


[0 Points] bobbiggs69:

You should order her to go back to the kitchen and make you a sandwich. You'll be hungry when you get done.