Listen up fuckmuppets!

Just kidding, you all are beautiful unique unicorns that shoot rainbow colored jizz.

Just a bit of a PSA here, as we have a had a rash of terrible buyer OPSEC in the last few days. I mean, fuck! Cleartext names and addresses, real name email: gmail, aol, hotmail (yes one of each!), addresses with no St./Rd./Ave./Etc. designation, non-existent zip codes. Here's one: What does 'CR' stand for? Might be County Road, should we risk it and send the pack? Rhetorical question. If we don't have confidence in an addy we do not ship.

And these are just the mistakes we were able to spot. If you fuck up your street number, or your name, we won't know. If you ship to your friend's girlfriend's mother's house that she just sold so it's empty but the real estate agent picks up the mail, fuck off.

PAY ATTENTION, double and triple check everything!!! Follow instructions from your vendor, read everything they post on their markets. "Dot your tees and cross your eyes" (see what I did there? ;-) This is for your own safety obviously, but also for the vendor's that are risking way more then you are. Returned packs are potentially very bad for us.

Not sure what's up, but seriously we've had more bad OPSEC in the last 3 days then the last 6 months...?!

/end rant ;-)


Comments


[17 Points] Elisa-Yamaha:

Ugh couldn't agree more. Most of our negative feedback is from people who fucked up their address, either making mistakes or completely forget to add a country.. We honestly work with almost everyone to get them a refund or a reship if theres a huge delay or something doesn't show up, even if they're not covered by our refund policy, but should we pay the price if you're unable to provide a complete and mistake free address..?


This one for example:

Sep 8, 2016 20:27 EUR 88.4345 SELECTIVE SCAMMER A lot of promises (we'll send you plenty IF we get more), but nothing ever came. They even give you the "you gave us the wrong address" shit, haha. Good rated vendor, but tricky, if you're unlucky. AVOID unless you wanna live dangerously

Reply by Seller: You literately gave us an incomplete address and we're more than willing to prove that. Dont blame us for your own mistakes. - Elisa Pre-ban MXE 1 G - Extremely low stock - Real MXE - FREE SHIPPING - Methoxetamine - Elisa-Yamaha -

Or this..:

Never received the first order, ordered another thinking it was a fluke (based on all the positive reviews...). Then, never received the second order, either, and it's been a couple months since the first order. Buy at your own risk.

Reply by Seller: Really.. You gave an incomplete address to us TWICE and think it's our fault for shipment not arriving..? Give us a full address the next time so the mailman knows what to do with it.. - Elisa 1 Gram of 4-FA ( 4-Fluoroamphetamine ) - FREE SHIPPING - Elisa-Yamaha


It's pretty frustrating and annoying to be honest..


[6 Points] Morvu:

fuckmuppet, i like that..


[5 Points] RIP_Meth_9000:

fuckmuppets!!!!!!

I Am Meth_9000 & I am Stealing This Word....Bahahahahaha!!!!!


[4 Points] suspiciousbonermilk:

Not sure what's up, but seriously we've had more bad OPSEC in the last 3 days then the last 6 months...?!

Too many lazy/ignorant people finding out about dnms. I see a ton of posts outside this subreddit about "I get this and that on darknet yoloswagblazeit". I can see pretty much all markets moving to invite only because of shit like this even though that's shitty for everyone.


[4 Points] None:

I actually prefer connecting from AOL dial up (56k). What i lack in OpSec is made up for in the latest news...it's a real page turner... That said, i was expecting a package of chicken tendies that never arrived at my mom's house...going to AIM you guise about it.


[3 Points] ChumBucket2:

Use USPS.com/zip4 to find and use your full zip code. Some vendors use this and if your 5 digit zip returns multiple addresses, they'll cancel your order before it begins.

USE YOUR FULL ZIP CODE!

edit: USA only


[5 Points] MDMangle:

What does 'CR' stand for?

Maybe it was your customer's attempt at Circle which should actually be CIR?

CR is not a USPS C1 Street Suffix Abbreviation.


[2 Points] N64CUBE:

I know my post is part of the reason you made this. Sorry


[1 Points] pooppooppants:

Ive had the mailman deliver my package to the neighbors house before. Scared the shit out of me and my vendor. Luckily they brought it over unopened 😛


[1 Points] Vendor_BBMC:

Maybe your charm offensive is attracting a lower class of fuckmuppets.


[1 Points] c0rnerst0re:

this and FINALIZE YOUR FUCKING SHIT. i get your shit out in less than 24hrs and u make me wait 15 days for my paycheck.


[1 Points] buttswaddler:

Jfc. There was a thread the other day you should have a text file with your address to reuse. Also if in US verify your Addy here https://m.usps.com/m/ZipLookupAction?search=address. And get it perfect with 9 digit zip. I do this. Every pack shows on my USPS and everything arrives.


[1 Points] sometimesbeachboys:

I use a @gmail.com address that doesn't exist. Or maybe it does but it's not mine. Don't assume that means it's real


[1 Points] BlackGoatSemen:

I think the person who posted

Could Viceland be partially blameable for for the sudden peak of new users with bad OPSEC?

Has a point...