[Story] I about shit my pants.

This is gonna be a short story, but I hope you get some enjoyment out of me almost shitting my pants.

I was sitting in my apartment, playing some Spyro 2, when a heard a knock at my door. Curious as to whom could be knocking at my door at such a late hour, I answer it. When I opened the door my heart instantly dropped. There standing before me were two police officers and in my head I was just saying "Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!" Over and over again. Now its worth mentioning that I have a package currently in route, along with half a sheet of LSD and some weed. Anyways, I greet them politely. They ask me if I had any information on a theft that occurred in my building. I've never been happier to hear about someone else's shit getting stolen. After a short conversation, they went on there way. It was me being way over paranoid, but I seriously thought I was going to prison.


Comments


[23 Points] None:

You screwed up bro. As soon as you opened the door you are supposed to shout "I DONT CONSENT TO SEARCHES!!! AM I BEING DETAINED???"

Have you learned nothing from this sub?


[10 Points] None:

Never answer the door for anybody over 5' , unless police officers and Jehova's Witnesses start selling cookies.

Oh man, but Spyro! Yes!


[3 Points] berneraccount:

/r/DNMParanoia


[3 Points] ProveNW:

I heavily fuck with that little purple dragon.


[2 Points] StinkingDrinking:

Very often cops are only looking for exactly what they say they are looking for. I got stopped by yhr RIDE program (Reduce Impaired Driving Everywhere - police checkpoints in Ontario Canada) 10 minutes after burning a J in the car. I don't know if they were looking for something or someone in particular, but I was amazed they only asked if I had been drinking - to which I replied an honest 'no', and waved me through.

Maybe they were just impressed at how wide open my eyes were.


[1 Points] foodforthoughts1010:

haha i dont need /r/DNMParanoia I was just sharing a story.


[1 Points] Dicksmith47:

Same thing happened to me, was high as fuck and just did some coke, got a knock on the door and heard the radio. Turns out he had the wrong address and was trying to go across the street.


[1 Points] Color_Black:

Good thing it was just an almost shit. Could have ended up burning down Belize and vigorously cleaning your your kitchen. All's well that ends well.


[1 Points] None:

I like stories like this. They give perspective into how many crimes are committed right under the nose of police. I recall many times where I've been driving behind a cop for several miles with heat in the vehicle and thinking hehe if only he knew.


[0 Points] None:

Upvoted for Sypyro.