Vendor Name/Marketplace: |
TheoryOfHarmony / AlphaBay |
Product/s reviewed: |
250x 2mg Xanax (hulks) |
International?: |
USA domestic |
Vendor requires FE?: |
No |
Price before shipping: |
$200 |
Shipping cost : |
$7 |
Customer Service: | |
[X]+5 |
Superb: Polite, prompt, ensures satisfaction |
[ ]+4 |
Good: Professional, exhibits customer care |
[ ]+3 |
Satisfactory: Adequate responses, resolved issue |
[ ]+2 |
Marginal: Subpar communication, partial resolution |
[ ]+1 |
Bad: Poor communication, no resolution |
[ ]+0 |
Awful: Abusive responses, no resolution |
Product Quality: | |
[X]+5 |
Highest purity - highly potent |
[ ]+4 |
Mostly pure - potent |
[ ]+3 |
Minor cut or impurity - strong |
[ ]+2 |
Cut and/or impure - medium to weak |
[ ]+1 |
Almost entirely cut - very weak |
[ ]+0 |
Possibly bunk - no effect |
Processing Speed: | |
[X]+5 |
Processed & marked shipped in 24hrs |
[ ]+4 |
Processed & marked shipped in 48 hrs |
[ ]+3 |
Processed & marked shipped in 72 hrs |
[ ]+2 |
Package is late |
[ ]+1 |
Package is very late |
[ ]+0 |
Never received package |
Price Value: | |
[X]+5 |
Excellent - great value & low cost |
[ ]+4 |
Moderate - worthy value & fair cost |
[ ]+3 |
At-market - neither good nor bad |
[ ]+2 |
Below-market - so-so value, high cost |
[ ]+1 |
Exorbitant - low value, excessive cost |
[ ]+0 |
Rip-off - little-to-no value, unjustified cost |
Stealth & OpSec: | |
[X]+1 |
Vacuum-sealed |
[X]+1 |
Mylar/non-porous container |
[ ]+1 |
Decoy/misdirection |
[X]+1 |
Low package profile |
[X]+1 |
Good OpSec/PGP |
TOTAL: | (96% ) |
The other night I was drunk and impatient and needed an order of hulks. I messages a bunch of top-notch vendors but none responded quickly enough to satisfy my drunken expectations, so I eventually settled with ToH on AlphaBay. God damnit, I am glad I did. Nice fucking presses, nice shipping and overall a delicious transaction. Will be doing future business with ToH.
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Thanks for the reviews. I'd like to point out that the price is actually $200.