Moronic Monday - it's your weekly stupid questions thread!

Hey /r/DarkNetMarkets , it is time for Moronic Monday!

Post your question - stupid or otherwise - here to get an answer. Anyone can post a question and the community as a whole is invited and encouraged to provide an answer. Many questions get submitted late each week that don't get a lot of action, so if your question didn't get answered before, feel free to post it again.

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[11 Points] None:

If you don't pay your exorcist, do you get repossessed?


[8 Points] Jay-__:

I am not too sure if I've got this right..?


[6 Points] polahola2:

Should I answer with no fear to this message, sent to me by an user here on reddit?

Hi, sorry to msg you totally out of the blue. I used to buy the occasional item on SR although it's of course been rumbled. I've only heard good things about Agora and would so appreciate if you could send me a referral link. You can contact me on ***@gmail.com if required. I'm a genuine dude and from old school from late 80's early 90's era (Derrick May/Ritchie Hawtin/Jeff Mills/Lenny Dee wonderful house music time .. ) If you could help out it would make my day ... and beyond!! ;-)


[7 Points] None:

I am curious where the legality ends on all of this. Purchasing coins is legal. I'm assuming sending coins to a tumbler is legal. I also guess that it is legal to send coins to a darknetmarket wallet. I think it is technically legal to transfer coins to escrow because nothing has actually been purchased, it is just a transfer to escrow. I am guessing it becomes illegal once the package has shipped or the funds have transferred.
Just curious.


[4 Points] Final_Degree:

I could use some help with a general walkthrough of how purchasing bitcoins say on localbitcoin, with a cash deposit method. The most detail appreciated but sending me in the right direction is all i need to google some more.


[3 Points] davaunte:

i've done days of research and think i've got it down, can someone please confirm? 1. set up wallet 2. buy bitcoins 3. send bitoins to wallet 4. order what you want 5. encrypt shipping info based on seller's public key 7. provide seller with your public key after your encrypted message with shipping info Question**8. how could the seller get in contact with you? via PM on the market's site? or how? 9. send bitcoins to seller's wallet 10. wait?

is this correct? i know the process has been beaten to death millions of times over, but i would really appreciate the help.

thanks


[3 Points] Tripple_T:

Will my package come today?


[1 Points] None:

Who is that girl in the santa hat at the bottom of the thread? She gives me the weirdest boner.. and something about her eyes seems distinctly.. masculine?


[2 Points] nexuspal:

from where can i order lsd to india?


[2 Points] sozzoo:

Anyone tried StrattonOakmont's Chemdawg or Mango? If so, how was it?


[2 Points] anon101710:

Have not bought in many months. Know what to do and how to do it safely, but wondering if it's safe to shortcut and buy BTC with credit card as long as I rigorously tumble them? If so, good site to do this?


[2 Points] None:

Anyone tried flight services? (breaker,living large,xxll) Curious to see if they actually work and not just scams to have LE flag you.


[1 Points] yo123_1:

How do vendors pick a return address? Do they pick one from the state they are in or can they pick any state in the US? I just thought it would look odd if a mail man pick a package up from a mail box in Las Vegas Nevada and the return address is from New York, New York.


[1 Points] None:

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[1 Points] prayeric:

hey, is armory fake? feels like it its listed here http://kpvz7kpmcmne52qf.onion/wiki/index.php/Darknet_Markets


[1 Points] Foolish_ness:

Question regarding disputes:

This is for sure a stupid question, but hey-ho.

If you receive an ordered package of prescription meds, and they are duds or underdosed imitations, would the admins of the marketplace generally side with the buyer as they have received a different product to the one described, or find some mid point (I assume the seller wouldn't walk away scott free, even pleading ignorance)

N.B. Assuming a moderate to good buyer score


[1 Points] M0V1NGmountains:

Just stumbled upon this subreddit, what site vendor would you recommend? I mainly deal with weed.


[1 Points] dynamicsofmatter:

How do I encrypt shipping info or a message in general to a vendor using their PGP key in TAILS?


[1 Points] rytmaus:

I am curious why some vendors don't ship worldwide. I mean, what's the difference sending packages domestically but not to other countries?


[1 Points] justforfun558:

So I would like to get an open vape battery and some empty Open Vape Cartridges. Does anyone on any of the DarkNetMarkets sell the concentrate to put in the cartridges? Also, would this save me money?


[1 Points] throwawayBRHUE:

So, anyone with experience shipping weed or LSD to Brazil? The weed sold here is horrible ;_;


[1 Points] ginger-valley:

why is it important that i give a vendor my full name? i tried to order from a vendor on evo and he declined my order and told me he needed my full last name instead of just an initial


[1 Points] itsalterego:

I made an order on Nucleus and it was moved from 'New Orders' to 'Recieved Orders'. I presume this is what happens on Nucleus when an item is shipped? Used Agora a fair amount and SR1/2 a lot but this is my first buy from Nucleus. Would appreciate if someone could let me know if this is the case for that market.


[1 Points] None:

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[1 Points] xXJollygoodpirateXx:

Do i need to tumble my bitcoins if i use my credit card to buy them?


[1 Points] xxxxxxsxxxxxxxs:

Can someone please school me on DMT?

Whenever I search it there are so many types I get so confused.

I just want the classic DMT experience. A pinch of it smoked for a 10-15 minute trip into the next dimension.

What is it called exactly? (I see so many types) What kind of dose on average am I looking at per experience? Any other pointers? Thanks.


[1 Points] None:

I'm interested in starting a paper writing service. I've seen a couple in the weekly ad, but I'm wondering if the DNMs are really the best place to do this. Anyone with some experience either providing the service or using it?


[1 Points] TheCowfishy:

Can anyone ELI5 how these PGP key things work?


[1 Points] throwaways420:

Is their any limit to what's available on the DNM? For example other than recreational drugs? Stuff like Adderall, roids stuff like that are their different sites for those? I'm completely new to the concept so I'm unsure. Like can you buy weapons and other things from different sites or are these Evo and agora the only ones as we'll as the others mentioned in the sidebar to purchase anything?


[1 Points] TheCowfishy:

Anyone know a vendor (weed) with really good stealth? I'm stuck between zeltasgarden and Humbolt (both on Evolution) because of their prices, but I really am looking for high quality stealth


[1 Points] Twittermon:

I got some "acid" from a friend and idk wtf it is I ate half a tab and it taste sweet like candy It's plain White on White blotter, with no image design, just plain white blotter I didn't start feeling anything until an hour after the drop Slight mood change and extremely minor object warping But I feel asleep within 2 hours after dropping

Anyone have any ideas what I got Idk where to get a test kit offline (can't order stuff online right now, in deep shit) I got 8 hits for 45$ Idc if it's not legit LSD, just don't want it to be NBOMe


[1 Points] durgsrbad:

Is there a specific deity one must sacrifice to to find a vendor to ship small bulk to Australia? If so, is there a preferred beast to slaughter, or do we just roll with the firstborn son/nubile virgin routine?

tl,dr: willing to trade lives for zips of MDMA


[1 Points] pantherswin:

Whats the minimum bitcoin one can transfer from Multibit? I am trying to do a test transfer from my multibit wallet to my bitcoin core wallet (0.34 cents) just to check but it says "there are not enough funds in this wallet"

ALSO what is the transaction fee for multibit?


[1 Points] hdheuud:

I can't get my reddit accounts to work through Tor. I was using them yesterday no problem. They have been in use for quite some time. I can't log out, reply, or comment. How do I fix this?


[1 Points] BigSmileyFace:

If I purchase Molly and try it for the first time what are the chances of me dying? I would purchase going postals pill MDMA. I take a lot of caffeine substances a day such as coffee, preworkout and tea. I just wanna have a good time and not die.


[1 Points] Ereeert:

Anyone know when USdank comes back?


[0 Points] None:

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