Tinfoil Hat Tuesday!

Bust out your tinfoil hats and let's gather together to post all of the crazy conspiracy theories and alarm ringing FUD that we possibly can!


Comments


[18 Points] thattrollagen:

The tabs of acid they sell on the darknet is lizard eggs and the government put works under my skin


[5 Points] TradingRealGfForRsGf:

Pack had "X-n(umber)" written on it and there is no possible way that is a sorting number for the holiday weekend. Obviously it means the feds have located me. Also, came on a Sunday (and dont link me to the Labor day weekend usps schedule, I dont trust government urls!) Alas, I am outtie, bitches. :(


[5 Points] ForLol_Serious:

This sub is a trap!


[3 Points] MollieIsYourFriend:

Is it "Tinfoil Hat Tuesday" already? I couldn't look at another piece of tinfoil, what a weekend. Just call me Burnt Reynolds I'm burnt.


[2 Points] f0reigne:

I was micro-chipped by the gov as a TI, and am now trapped in my tin foiled compound waiting for rescue.... anybody? break me outta here!! lol