Wow wtf

This is a quote from the vendor 'summertime' on agora... Are you serious?

"Existing and new customers alike, in light of the seizure of several competing marketplaces I highly advise you to send me your alternate contact information so that in case (God forbid) Agora goes dark, I will be able to contact you with a new ordering methodology. If you don't want to give me such information (phone or email) then give me permission to send you regular mail to your last shipping address and I will retain your address on an encrypted hidden drive."

Im bout to send my phone number over with my address incase some shit goes down, oh and if i forgot to send u my info, just use that saved address of mine u have to sent my a flyer of ur most recent goods

Jesus Christ


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[46 Points] None:

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[17 Points] Theeconomist1:

Holy shit! I guess the vendor never heard of providing HIS alternate contact in event of seizure or downage. Nah, much safer for him to have alternate contacts on a harddrive. Probably puts in his iPhone Contacts. I'm going to send him my phone number, my work number, parents number, mother's maiden name and hell, I'll just give him my banking info as well so he can still withdraw. Just in case of course.


[11 Points] LongLiveThe_King:

There are certain red flags that you might notice about certain vendors, this is one of them.


[11 Points] None:

Seems Legit


[7 Points] None:

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[5 Points] Plower1290:

dafuq did I just read..


[5 Points] throwawayyheyyheyy:

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[2 Points] GreenHairyMartian:

meh, not a big deal, just send them a email address and your public pgp key. no big deal, there's plenty of options of email addresses that can't be tracked back to you if you use tor.


[2 Points] None:

Dear summertime.

As you read this, I don't want you to feel sorry for me, because, I believe everyone will die someday.

My name is Peter Lawson,a merchant in Dubai, in the U.A.E.I have been diagnosed with Esophageal Cancer which was discovered very late,due to my laxity in carrying for my health. It has defiled all forms of medicine, and right now I have only about a few months to live, according to medical experts.

I have not particularly lived my life so well, as I never really cared for anyone not even myself but my business. Though I am very rich, I was never generous, I was always hostile to people and only focus on my business as that was the only thing I cared for. But now I regret all this as I now know that there is more to life than just wanting to have or make all the money in the world. I believe when God gives me a second chance to come to this world I would live my life a different way from how I have lived it.

Now that God ! has called me, I have willed and given most of my properties and assets to my immediate and extended family members and as well as a few close friends. I want God to be merciful to me and accept my soul and so, I have decided to give arms to charity organizations and give succour and confort to the less priviledged in our societies, as I want this to be one of the last good deeds I do on earth.

So far, I have distributed money to some charity organizations in the U.A.E, Algeria and Malaysia. Now that my health has deteriorated so badly, I cannot do this my self anymore. I once asked members of my family to close one of my accounts and distribute the money which I have there to charity organization and to the less priviledged in Bulgaria and Pakistan, they refused and kept the money to themselves. Hence, I do not trust them anymore, as they seem not to be contended with what I have left for them.

The last of my money which no one knows of is the huge cash deposit of twenty four million dollars that I have with a Security Company in Europe for safe keeping. I will want you to help me collect this deposit and disburse it to some charity organizations and to the less priviledged.

Please send me a mail to indicate if you will assist me in this disbursement.

I have set aside 10% for you for your time and patience.

You can e-mail me at:plawson@hknetmail.com

While I await to hear from you, may God be with you and your entire family.

Remain blessed.

Mr.Peter Lawson


[1 Points] traphouseprodigy:

lol uhhhh


[1 Points] None:

errrrrm no


[1 Points] toss-1:

Going out on a limb here,, but would the vendor be an opiate & coke selling buzz bag?


[1 Points] Deafcunt:

Wait, phone..?


[1 Points] None:

For what it's worth, I received a package from summertime today, and it was ordered after this message was put up, so he's definitely not under LE control. He was pretty unresponsive to messages but it doesn't matter now that I have the package


[-3 Points] throwahooawayyfoe:

http://imgur.com/IQu7bS7