Sobering Up Sunday!

Now that you're sobering up from your DNM-fueled weekend, come tell us about your hijinks! A mod will give their favorite story each week a month of Reddit gold and a little something else which is a surprise! Winners may not disclose the surprise or they'll have it taken back. Curious what it is? You'll have to win to find out.


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[13 Points] aft3rm4th:

My mom died the day after christmas, so i decided to do all of the drugs i had. Shits weird man. I feel so worn out and fried and im not sure if its the drugs or if im just emotionless and a prick


[7 Points] III-_-_-_-:

Waking up from Clonazepam and some booze, pretty normal night for me, but did some unusual funky shit yesterday like unplug all my electronics (every single electronic in my goddamn appartment) and open all the doors (inside) and some windows in my apartment before I went to sleep..wtf....it's freezing outside. wish I could wake up faster it's 1pm already and I feel like a zombie. Waiting for the Modafinil, Caffeine and L-tyrosine to kick in so I can actually start doing something productive....like keep browsing reddit and refreshing the market in the hopes my vendor answers.


[4 Points] ApexKopitar:

Well I decided to trip with my friend for his first time on magic mushrooms. I have ingested them atleast 4 times in the past and took a dose of 4 g, while my friend ate 3.4~. I was doing fine and my friend was definitely tripping but he was just saying weird stuff so I wasn't that sketched out. Our trip sitter wanted to go hook up with a girl and it all looked pretty well in control, it was about 1.5 hours in and I was certainly feeling the effects but I felt that I could control myself and keep my friend calm, so he left.

Only 15 minutes after he left my friend began to be completely unresponsive saying random phrases about satan and the illuminati. Eventually he went full on possessed demon mode (I shit you not he tried to eat my wine glasses). He ran all through my house, tried to fight me for my phone, attempted to break into my car, and ran through all of my bushes completely murdering my christmas lights. He also stripped naked in the middle of my driveway and started screaming like a maniac, thank god none of my neighbors were awake or home. Anyway I managed to get some help and we eventually tackled him and got him in the back of a car while calming him down. The trip ended around 4 AM and was a complete nightmare of a night.

As of now I am just sitting at my computer busting a couple dabs trying to forget the whole event.


[3 Points] darknet3005:

I'm a dude, and I just had sex for the first time on new years. Me and this girl were trying to go to my friends party all night but apparently at some point some dude pulled a gun on my friends and the party got shut down.

Now I'm broke as fuck but home girl said she had $30 in her bank account, so we go to a gas station, she gets out $20 and we go try to find some yay. My boy N was tripping at this party and absolutely wigging out, so after I texted him asking for yay he said he would fucking bless us if I could drive across town, pick him up, and bring him to a chiller party. So ne and home girl do that and he blesses with .7 of fishscale for her $20 (Usually it's $10/point).

So me and home girl have a bunch of yay and no party to go to, so we wind up chilling back at her place and I did hella yay off her chest/ass/nips. I probably wound up doing .4 of this blow.

Things get frisky and we start fucking later on. We were going at it for damn near an hour and a half before my dick just stopped working completely. So at this point I have terrible blue balls, I'm lightweight tweaking, covered in vagina juice and fucking exhausted. I just left her place, smoked a cig and drove home horny, cold, and sad


[2 Points] topknotch89:

still waking up after taking like 5 of 3.5mg xanax, drank like 7 heinikens, hopefully this weed and coffeee will help. i gotta do my laundry. but i am kinda stuck to this chair


[2 Points] AmbienSleepwalker:

Last night was a doozy. I ended up trying to fuck a fence post and my uncle caught me and reeled me in. Otherwise I'd probably be in jail for indecent exposure and a registered sex offender. I think my ambien days might be numbered.


[1 Points] OldschoolSR:

Ran through about 8 green hulks. A fifth of Evan Williams 1786. Few beers for good measure. About 15 blue football's. And something like 6 20mg oxys.... Should have about a g of shard waiting for me in the am. :-D


[1 Points] Player_one2:

Me and a friend took mushrooms together this weekend (its our first time)(Did the tea method, fucking gross) anyways we took them went n got in his hot tub which wasnt on but was hott. Just talked and dicked around bout an hour. Then as i got out to go pee, i hit the power button (we didnt know the hot tub wasnt on) welp when that thing turned on, not only did i not have to pee anymore but i became totally convinced were hot tub time machine and me hitting that switch was meant to be. Basically the best part of the night, we just kinda vegd in the tub just chillen enjoyin the vibes. Good times. Mushrooms and hotubs are a match made in heaven.