Moronic Monday - your weekly stupid questions thread!

Hey /r/DarkNetMarkets, it is time for Moronic Monday!

Post your questions here - stupid or otherwise - to get an answer. Anyone can post a question and the community as a whole is invited and encouraged to provide an answer. Many questions get submitted late each week that don't get a lot of action, so if your question didn't get answered before, feel free to post it again.

If you are a noob, check out our comprehensive FAQ; it is essentially a guide for buying from a DarkNet Market. You may also find it helpful to take a look at our informative community posts, which are full of valuable information and tips.

We do ask that you refrain from abusing noobs in this thread. Remember that everyone had to start somewhere.

Also, please refrain from asking sourcing questions or vendor recommendations in this thread. Those posts will be removed.

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Comments


[10 Points] ForLol_Serious:

I ordered 3.5g of meth and received 3.62g. My question is should I leave negative feedback because it's not the correct weight?


[5 Points] None:

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[2 Points] booobafeet:

i have a stupid question. i just wrote a review but can't find it on the sub or in a search. anyone know why that might be?


[2 Points] -FreewayRickRoss:

I just order a quarter of meth. Should I eat it all at once or put it in a suppository?


[1 Points] DomesticLove:

An order (small amount of MJ ) to Ireland from mainland Europe was seized by customs and I received a love letter in the envelope that the vendor sent. Another package from a different vendor has also failed to arrive. This is the first time I had either of these problems. Everything was 100% up to this.

I was just wondering if anybody would be able to give me advice on ordering domestic to the same address. Is it safe?

Any help would be greatly appreciated.


[1 Points] None:

I have a $1.50 in coin left over.....What should I buy with that my friends.....I want to try something new.....wait, I done tried them all.....Fuck I'm old & probably in need of professional help!!!!!!


[1 Points] thatskank:

Is it safe to order from slablabs?


[1 Points] ProjectBrownSugar:

Haven't seen much on here about digital goods. Anything worth buying? Not porn btw, that was my first purchase.


[1 Points] None:

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[1 Points] Muurvin:

What does FUD mean?


[1 Points] DarkskinJesus:

I'm in the US and looking for pressed pills. Mdma or 4fa. any vendors with good prices that aren't in the Netherlands?


[1 Points] None:

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[1 Points] Mcinto:

In November I registered with the Crypto Market and deposited at the time $100 worth of BTC into my wallet. I have since forgotten the password and username associated with the account. I do however have records of the BTC transaction taking place via the coinbase app. I have tried to use the password retrieval tool and when I enter the email address(a gmail account) that I believe I used when I registered it tells me that a link has been sent but I never recieve anything, even in my spam folder. When I tried to make a new account using that email it tells me that an account already exists with that email address. I have the BTC wallet ID that I sent the coins to in November. Is there anything I can do to get access to this account and the coins in the wallet? Thanks for your help guys.


[1 Points] AlsoNoGhost:

I am thinking about ordering 10 vape carts from THClear. I am leaving on vacation Saturday morning. Does anyone know if I order tomorrow (Tuesday), will the pack make it cross country to my PO box by Friday? Also, if the pack doesn't arrive in time am I ok to leave the carts at the Post Office for a week or would the smell leak?


[1 Points] weaboo_holocaust:

Is it safe to give my address for a sample review for new vendors?


[1 Points] maikatidaiba:

i ordered lsd from valhalla and it never shipped and i got only 50% of my money back. my question is do you have a rec for a trusted lsd vendor that ships to bulgaria aka eastern europe?


[1 Points] ThrowAwayAgain32:

I deposited BTC into my Dream Market account, it shows the deposit is confirmed and not pending, but my balance hasn't reflected it. Its been about an hour. I can't find a support tab on dream market so I honestly don't know who to contact :(


[1 Points] None:

I want to order off a vendor on oasis, i believe escrow but said they wont ship till the weekend...

Should i order now and wait till they ship and i get it then finalize? What happens if they send an empty pack or something , do i just open a ticket and they will resolve it ?

New vendor and it seems like there first reup , always sketchs me out when i order during that gap..did that with nrp and nrpfa when they were new , but it all worked good with them


[1 Points] JGrams:

Best Australian markets/vendors for Bud?


[0 Points] safedarknetdude:

Just getting back into the darknet, formally used Agora frequently. I had a great record for a buyer but now im starting all over it looks like.

I used the same name as i did on agora so my question is can buyers get verified?


[-2 Points] None:

How much meth would a woodchuck smoke if a woodchuck could smoke meth?????? BTW.....Would that make him a METH chuck????? Bahahahahaha!!!!!!!!