Retarded Customers? Blast em here!

Man, some of the bartarded customers from TXC have the wildest comments on purchase orders. I dunno how vendors can do customer service now days. Which got me thinking, it cant just be Alp fiends being 'tarded out there.

comon, i think we all need a good laugh.

scrub the metadata folks


Comments


[29 Points] Psychonaut_For_Life:

That guy who posts a PGP encrypted message as a product review.


[29 Points] noum3na:

Today a customer threatened me with European customer protection laws. He said he has the right to a refund for 2 weeks after initiating a purchase in an online shop. He wants to report me to the authorities for making fun of him. :(


[21 Points] hardtobeatDNM:

I just had a guy wanting to do a direct deal for a discount but didn't want to give me an address -_- How am I supposed to send your shit to you dude if I don't know where to send it?? I don't sell bars, how did I get a customer like this lol


[21 Points] UnderGroundDrugRoad:

Yesterday I had a guy send me his public key with this name and address randomly thrown in the middle of it before he even purchased. I told him he sent the address cleartext like that and he said he didn't really understand PGP yet hahaha.


[13 Points] SpiritButler:

During my short time selling coke, I had a customer hit me up post-purchase saying that his pack barely had any coke, it was all cut, and it's cool man he cuts his stuff too, he just wants a replacement pack that isn't cut.

Of course, I tell the dude he is off his rocker, and that I didn't touch the coke (the truth). I log back in an hour later, and there are literally 12 messages from this same dude. "Seriously man, this stuff hurt my nose." "I know good coke, and it isn't like I am even feeling it." "Look, I wouldn't tell anyone about this, just get me some uncut stuff." All of these messages without a chance for a response by me. I usually try to give customers the benefit of the doubt, because sometimes weird shit happens, but man...you can't write me about how my coke didn't work when you sound so convincingly like a coked-out moron.


[11 Points] TheXanaxMinzel:

My last customer wanted to DD using Doge. I took it cause I know it's going to the moon!


[9 Points] cleanedmyhouse:

What ab that guy that posted his address as feedback......I don't have a link but that happened.


[7 Points] None:

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[6 Points] GuruMart:

I had a customer seriously ask me if he could pay through Paypal :/


[8 Points] DNM_FuckFace:

Just had a double encryption but the second one didn't have the "begin message" or "end message part so i input that part only to reveal they didn't put a name for he address


[4 Points] NeverPLAYwithFIRE:

HUUURRR DUURRRR HOW DO YOU PRIVMAIL EMAIL PGP KEYS? I"M NEW HERE???


[2 Points] niggerannihilator175:

PRIVNOTE


[-1 Points] RooshVozzle:

Just ban benzos it'll make the world a better place.