I want to get 2 eight balls of coke, 2 vials of TripWithScience's mushrooms, about a half of weed (maybe hash if it's easier) and a couple tabs through airport security. Not international, but across a couple states. Weed is legal in my state but not legal in the state I'm going to. I know acid is easy to get through, it's just paper. What I'm worried about is the coke and TWS's shrooms. I've thought about emptying out capsules and putting them in (it would take a lot of capsules though), thought about ballooning but really don't want to do that because it'll be shit covered by the time it gets out. And that's all I got. Any ideas?
Assuming that you're a straight young man, your asshole is probably tight and malleable, boof it