Moronic Monday - your weekly stupid questions thread!

Hey /r/DarkNetMarkets, it is time for Moronic Monday!

Post your questions here - stupid or otherwise - to get an answer. Anyone can post a question and the community as a whole is invited and encouraged to provide an answer. Many questions get submitted late each week that don't get a lot of action, so if your question didn't get answered before, feel free to post it again.

If you are a noob, check out our comprehensive FAQ; it is essentially a guide for buying from a DarkNet Market. You may also find it helpful to take a look at our informative community posts, which are full of valuable information and tips.

We do ask that you refrain from abusing noobs in this thread. Remember that everyone had to start somewhere.

Also, please refrain from asking sourcing questions or vendor recommendations in this thread. Those posts will be removed.

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Comments


[4 Points] pr0pane_accessories:

My trust level on alphabay is better than my credit score. Can i get the market to report to Experian?


[4 Points] ag0risthooawayyfoe:

why have I not slept in 3 days?


[2 Points] UmbrellaTurtle:

Is it ok to giggle like an idiot that a post has 69 up votes?


[1 Points] ReaganStarship:

Need to sneak a quarter pound of shrooms into Disney, please advise.


[1 Points] thatskank:

Where's my pack from slablabs???


[1 Points] alias4DNM:

I put BTC from coinbase > electrum on tails wallet. Can I go electrum > tumbler > Dnm wallet or should I electrum > tumbler > electrum 2 > Dnm wallet. I'm trying to unlink these coins from my coinbase wallet.


[1 Points] None:

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[1 Points] None:

I accidentally transfered bitcoin directly from a second wallet (not my coinbase) to AlphaBay, how fucked am I? (I was really drunk and forgot electrum entirely) I mean what the fuck is the point of the QR thing if it was really that dangerous you know? I'm just trying to rationalize it, in my drunk mind I saw the QR code thing and figured that's what I needed to do.


[0 Points] technicalextacy:

Ok, someone I know is ready to place an order on AB, after depositing BITCOIN and selecting buy now on the item she wants to buy, the site says there will be three confirmations that will take around 45 minutes. Can anyone walk me through the confirmation proccess?


[0 Points] technicalextacy:

What is the difference between a darknet wallet and a clearnet wallet? I know when I get the answer it will sound ridiculous that I even had to ask but...