Moronic Monday - your weekly stupid questions thread!

Hey /r/DarkNetMarkets, it is time for Moronic Monday!

Post your questions here - stupid or otherwise - to get an answer. Anyone can post a question and the community as a whole is invited and encouraged to provide an answer. Many questions get submitted late each week that don't get a lot of action, so if your question didn't get answered before, feel free to post it again.

If you are a noob, check out our comprehensive FAQ; it is essentially a guide for buying from a DarkNet Market. You may also find it helpful to take a look at our informative community posts, which are full of valuable information and tips.

We do ask that you refrain from abusing noobs in this thread. Remember that everyone had to start somewhere.

Also, please refrain from asking sourcing questions or vendor recommendations in this thread. Those posts will be removed.

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Comments


[2 Points] Blais_Of_Glory:

How do you not get arrested? For those that have gotten arrested, how did you get caught and what happened? I have never purchased anything illegal online and don't intend to, but I'm just curious.


[2 Points] vaperloko:

How come I see a lot of vendors that have been around for 6+ months and have a decent amount of sales but have no type of reviews on here or TMG or even the board that is associated with that marketplace? should that be a red flag?


[1 Points] xbulld0g:

How big risk it to buy product from the same country that you are currently in? Thinking of buying some sick tabs, but have never bought of DNM b4


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[1 Points] ForLol_Serious:

Anyone ever fall for the delete system32 troll? I did once when I was younger.


[1 Points] imthecoldp01096:

Does anyone here know how to stabilize some bho that I got? It's pretty runny, and it's difficult to get into my g pen, is there any simple ways to get it into shatter/crumble?


[1 Points] None:

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[1 Points] ableist_retard:

What are some of the main current websites? Reason I'm asking is because a while back I bought some bitcoins and stored them in some website with the intent to purchase something. I forgot which website this is though, but maybe I could find it, log in and retrieve the money that's in there?


[1 Points] Weeegi:

Should I approach buying RCs with the same caution as I would with the DNM? (U.S.) And do RC vendors typically take BTC? BTC has been pretty expensive lately and I'd rather not deal with it if possible.


[1 Points] xbulld0g:

Ok thank you all


[1 Points] Yung_spooky:

Is it dumb to use your main clearnet Reddit account to post vendor reviews? I don't want to make a new account because that'd make it seem fake


[1 Points] IrrationalMobius:

Where On the DN Can I Get Cheap Opiates that are not fentanyl analogs? I'm super new buying on the darknet, although not new to using the darknet itself.


[1 Points] BizBlack:

I was looking for the address to a specific darknet market, but I'm finding a ton of fake links. Maybe one of them was real, but I have no way of knowing which it was. It's not listed in the "Market superlist".

Is it acceptable to mention the darknet market name and ask for an address here?


[1 Points] timmyfellinthewell:

My left nut hangs lower than my right!! What do I do?