What happens when the markets go down :(

I love walking on the beach with my girlfriend.

Until the LSD wears off and I'm just dragging a stolen mannequin around a parking lot.


Comments


[59 Points] iamnotjoshhamilton:

Best post I've read here all day.


[28 Points] None:

Thank you for this, happy to see something brighten up this sub a little bit.


[23 Points] Skywaalk3r:

Cards against humanity


[13 Points] mad87645:

Oh God, I genuinely spent last night on a beach tripping on acid. I was staying at a friends place and while we were all peaking his dad called from interstate and effectively kicked us all out of the house for the night and threatened to call the cops if we didn't leave (he didn't know about the acid), so we walked down to the beach and camped out for the night.

If I had a stolen mannequin with me I would accuse you of stalking me.


[9 Points] Hank_Vendor:

Hahaha. ah yeah. at least its not a corpse


[4 Points] KW-NZ:

I guess you will just have to go back to huffing the fly spray:(


[3 Points] None:

ahhahaha a little bit of pee just came out


[3 Points] colour3811:

Oldie but goodie


[3 Points] None:

Its like turning back into a pumpkin only to realize its orange magic marker...


[3 Points] None:

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[5 Points] noonehear:

Walk on the beach solo. Go play in the waves solo. Enjoy yourself. Frack the markets haha. They will be back in time.

98% of people here have no patience.


[2 Points] BigSmileyFace:

10/10 would read again


[2 Points] sillysally11:

Save your vendors contact info so you can still buy from them.


[1 Points] boonespeed:

actually lullled :)


[1 Points] None:

LMAO


[1 Points] Oliver-atom:

LMAO


[1 Points] Imgodnigga:

OP would have to get a real girl friend! 0.0


[1 Points] thenewcupofjavad:

God damn I haven't actually laughed out loud in a while


[1 Points] alheim:

uh, IDGI. anyone? what's this to do with cryptocurrencies?


[1 Points] None:

ahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa


[1 Points] chipzahoyjr:

as a vendor, i've done nothing but twiddle my thumbs in agonizing anxiousness to get back on my marketplaces. that and play countless hours of elder scrolls online hahahaha


[1 Points] None:

I feel like I'm stuck in limbo or something. Just been waiting to see Agora/Middle Earth Marketplace come back online so I can cash out and be done with this for a good while.


[1 Points] None:

Will have to score as many drugs on campus as possible, but all I've got access to is weed, Vyvanse, Adderall, fake Molly, Xanax and the occasional oxy. Nobody feels comfortable selling coke, psychedelics or stronger opiates to a blind dude I guess. When the markets stabilize, I'm going hard and trying a bunch of new shit now that I've got PGP encryption down.


[1 Points] DeadFetusConsumer:

Hey, that used to be my old Tinder bio that I stole off someone else!


[-1 Points] thisismy1staccount:

Pretty sure this is a repost from a while back. 2/10.