Moronic Monday - your weekly stupid questions thread!

Hey /r/DarkNetMarkets, it is time for Moronic Monday!

Post your questions here - stupid or otherwise - to get an answer. Anyone can post a question and the community as a whole is invited and encouraged to provide an answer. Many questions get submitted late each week that don't get a lot of action, so if your question didn't get answered before, feel free to post it again.

If you are a noob, check out our comprehensive FAQ; it is essentially a guide for buying from a DarkNet Market. You may also find it helpful to take a look at our informative community posts, which are full of valuable information and tips.

We do ask that you refrain from abusing noobs in this thread. Remember that everyone had to start somewhere.

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Comments


[4 Points] -MajesticGinger-:

what's the best site to currently buy from atm, most reliable/widespread


[2 Points] illuminatioffical:

Is hansa compromised


[1 Points] None:

What is everyone's experiences with the vendor NBfreind? he has escrow. and seems legit..


[1 Points] None:

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[1 Points] Supermang321:

I might be asking this in the wrong place, but you guys are the only people i have seen who are venting about the same problem I am having - bitcoin fees.

Recently, when i try to send bitcoin to pay for something, im getting insanely high fees- I mean, a $100 transaction is asking for $190 in fees. The other option is to manually adjust the fee to be low, and that results in my transaction being stuck forever as unconfirming- I have important transactions which have been stuck pending confirmation for over 5 days now.

My question is it the everyone that is experiencing this problem because of the sudden rise in interest in bitcoin recently? I'm not the only one who can't even use my fucking bitcoin for anything because of the innane fees or having my transactions stuck forever if i don't pay inane fees?

Is there no way around this and I'm just going to have to wait it out until everyone goes away from bitcoin and the hype dies down a bit so the fees return to normal levels?

Please someone tell me whats going on so I can have my sanity back.


[1 Points] Yurgadrugig:

does anyone wanna use these three CGMC invite codes?
t7c3nqww7o
ce5teenjpc
r3ja0hde87


[1 Points] OpiDuderino:

I accidentally mistyped the address when i sent an order am I fucked?


[1 Points] HappySodomy:

I did a dumb and sent my coins to "x" market with the lowest fee I could. I read after 72 hours it goes back to sender, but it has been 72 hours and haven't gotten them back. Am I just waiting for something to happen now, or is there something I can do.

Edit: Answered my own question. Gotta wait 14 days now. 11 days to go.


[1 Points] None:

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[1 Points] throwthedoor:

Do DNMs prices fluctuate with the coin? Seeing now that BTC is ridiculously high.


[1 Points] bhediyakadushmankobi:

which are the ways to promote tor-based services?


[1 Points] LegendOfLucy:

who's the best guy in the US for LSD right now? trying to buy like 50!


[-1 Points] Funnyguy984337:

Is there any reputable western union transfer person ?


[-2 Points] idmaqe:

Am I immortal? I survived 0.5 furanylfentanyl (10-30x fatal dose). I was railing fatal doses of fentanyl. Yet no dying. Withdrawal was a bitch, though. Never again.