After Alphabay went down and their admin pulled a David Carradine we received a metric shit-ton of orders from new customers. Wonderful. This makes up for some of the coin lost on AB. However there is still a large group that forget about releasing coins after their pack lands. The feeling vendors get while watching an order auto-finalize when bitcoin tanks is like no other feel. Similar to opening a pack that took forever to land but the decoy the vendor used is a dead fetus. Glad to get it but what the fuck.
We send your shit sent out quickly with insane stealth just in case your ~not gay~ trap girlfriend opens it. Return the favor. If you love escrow then stop being lazy bloody cunts. To everyone else that handles business like gentlemen, continue on motherfuckers and we'll see you all in hell.
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After mein pack lands, I open the order details and just watch the timer while furiously masturbating until it Auto-F. Longest I ever went was 7 straight days of masturbation, found out I was fired later on that same day, was worth it , cant speak for others though.