Just got a package, am i being paranoid?

Yesterday the postman tried to deliver a package but i wasn't home, so he left a message saying he would come tomorrow or i could choose for it to be delivered in a pick-up center, which was what i did.

That was my first stage of paranoia, i wasn't expecting anything besides 1g of speed from SSB. That would've been a letter.

I went to pick up the package and that's when i got more paranoid. The lady was being a bit sketchy about it, she asked me if i was expecting this package and if i knew from which country is it from, i said 'no' to both questions. She asked me to sign and gave me the package. I was a light-weight and kind of big box.

I came home with it and don't know if i should open it. I wrote 'Return' on the box.

Am i being too paranoid?


Comments


[21 Points] InfinitelyOutThere:

yes, but leave it by your door for a bit if it makes you feel better. They dont just let you leave with it lmao. and all this over 1g?

hope you ordered xans or weed


[14 Points] MrCrappy57:

Sometimes it helps to understand feelings. There are well-documented studies that when you are under stress like this your mind becomes heightened to certain things and in some ways less reliable. You start thinking "why did she ask me that?" "She's acting weird. She knows." or you look around and their's a yound guy with a crew cut just sort of hanging around the PO and you think "that s and undercover. I know it." -I'm just saying your mind will play tricks on you and evertying takes on heightened significance. I"m not saying disregard your environment but fom what you describe this was a normal transaction and theres no need to worry Best of luck.


[13 Points] opiatethrowy:

Looks to me like you tried some of the speed before posting.


[3 Points] LS_D:

write "return to sender and put it somewhere that looks like that's what you're going to do

I wouldn't worry too much. If nothing happens by tuesday I'd say you're good to go


[4 Points] TRY_LSD:

Buy some xannies dude


[4 Points] TripAddict:

If they knew that there were drug in it then you would have known by now. They don't let you leave the post office with it lol.


[3 Points] DrDoesLitl:

Drive with it to another state. Make sure make enough turns so you know that no one is following you then open it. The drive home will be quick!


[3 Points] alltheshrams:

The answer to every single one of these AM I BEING PARANOID threads is always yes.

I don't even need to read the scenarios anymore.


[3 Points] None:

You sound like the sketch one. You said no to both and still signed, the lady was probably sketched out by you. Haha she's just a lady that works there, not the police or your dealer.


[1 Points] WightLightY:

That story sounds fucked and sketchy, but if ya got the drugs, chances are you're good!


[1 Points] diamondnemesis:

Sounds like she was suspicious of the contents if they get nosy to ask you those questions.


[1 Points] JesusdiedLOLOL:

I heard they assigned a whole division to your case...watch out OP.

Are the people that start these threads 12 or something, wtf?


[1 Points] derpfluxx:

lol calm down, open your pachage


[2 Points] tvgn9545:

I would have grabbed it from her hands and ran like hell.


[-14 Points] Vendor_BBMC:

I didn't even need to click on the thread to answer "yes".

Drug guilt has made you too stupid to receive mail. Even a box can do that.

You're not the first person on this subreddit who's more stupid than a box. You're definitely the first who's too stupid to OPEN one.