I burned down my house and now cops want me for arson.

I ordered a a small quantity of LSD from TGUK and the pack never came so I suspected it might of been seized and a raid was incoming so I burned my house down to destroy all the evidence. Now cops are looking to book me for arson.

Did I forget to burn anything?


Comments


[54 Points] None:

Your laptop. You are on it right now actually. Amateur mistake.


[20 Points] AlpraKing:

You forgot to move to Belize.


[17 Points] None:

Can we just start flaring shitposts as shitposts?


[13 Points] wokeupin:

self immolation is the only way


[10 Points] _FreshAccount_:

1: preheat oven to 425 2: place self in oven


[7 Points] Hakim_Bey:

Amateurs burn their houses. Pros burn the police station.


[2 Points] AndroidHoneyComb:

Russia is accepting american fugutives... Could live there and never be noticed


[1 Points] None:

Kill all of your associates too they might snitch


[1 Points] d3emSt3rz:

Those cunts are always tacking on charges to try an get a nigguh to take the plead


[1 Points] Lucid_Enemy:

You forgot to burn your lawyer down....


[1 Points] None:

Total BULLSHIT!!!!!!! I was smoking meth with your mom & a hot line caught the curtains on fire!!!!! But we did frame you for it!!!!!


[1 Points] fack_yo_couch:

Naw dawg, just tell them you had spiders. Totally reasonable explanation. I bet it happens all the time.


[1 Points] by_the_ohms_of_zeus:

Dude you are supposed to burn to Belize and move your house rookie mistake


[1 Points] jjdrop:

When you burn it down.. gotta make it look like it wasn't you silly.


[0 Points] None:

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