Update from a few days ago

so a few days back I was worried that I had got in trouble when I saw police cars parked outside my house and my door open. I had a QP of weed coming here and I thought I got caught.

after pointlessly calling my dad (he's a lawyer) and being disowned, I got in touch with a real lawyer who told me it would be fine and to go home.

all of this was pointless and due to my own paranoia because apparently my roomate also orders off DNM and the cops came here asking HIM questions. It was not a CD like I thought and had nothing to do with me

OK here's the problem. Today my QP was delivered. It's sitting outside my door right now. My roomate isn't here and I don't know wtf to do with it.

I'm definitely not bringing it inside or opening it. I think im going to go outside with my dog, look at the package all confused, and write "return to sender" on it and throw it back in the mailbox.

also, I might just be freaked out, but there's a van parked diagonally from my house with tinted windows. it was here yesterday and this morning. it's probably nothing, but none of my neighbors ever had a van and its the first time I noticed it.


Comments


[47 Points] erlytimez:

go up to the van and check it out. knock on the windows and say to them"hey i noticed u were sitting here for awhile, its kinda creepy, theres lots kids in this neighborhood and if you dont leave im going to call the police"


[27 Points] TehrowAvey:

Burn down the van plus anyone in it, and then eat all the drugs.


[20 Points] crackwidow:

Haha your roommate uses DNMs as well and you didn't know? That's hilarious. You guys need a sitcom.

What happened with the roommate then? How did he get caught? Was he charged?


[11 Points] cocainecowboys3:

I still feel this is bullshit, but go to a pay phone and call crime stopers and report a suspisous van on your street. Tell them you think they might be casing houses and would just like a patrol car to check it out. But still mark return to send and let it sit there. If you got a webcam set it up in the window seal and see if a patrol ever checks it out and what happens.


[9 Points] jbh679276f776:

You must understand that at this time you are absolutely incriminating yourself by posting this updated information to this sub. You have turned an incident that could be passive into something directly tying you (as the roommate of a possible active investigation). Posting further details of this is sloppy operational security - especially noting that you will be marking a package RTS post LE visit.

But yeah, keep us posted. /me grabs popcorn.


[9 Points] TerribleDNMAdvice:

Haha, you and your roommate are the worst drug dealers ever.


[10 Points] InfinitelyOutThere:

Write return to sender but leave it on the porch as you go out for a walk. Just let it sit there for a while. if the van stays then you know you're being monitored. Thank you for posting an update I'm happy things have turned out okay-ish for you. Sorry about your dad, but at least you aren't in jail.


[6 Points] shady_varchar:

What I would do is open the door, walk up to the van and see if anyone is in it. Case out the whole street. If it looks good, go and get your weed. Then go for a walk and bury it. Come back later


[3 Points] thascarecro:

SHitty thing is after you RTS. Cops will have that address on file already. Maybe they have or havent flagged that address at your post office. Obviously the PO knows about that address from your roommate. So it gets back to the post office. They'll see the address, see your name, POSSIBLY contact LE. If all that doesnt happen, theyll return it, it will end up at some persons house or business or be marked "undeliverable." It will get opened by someone, who will see a QP, call LE. It will have your name on it with the SAME address that had drugs shipped to it days before. Sounds like a shitty deal for you either way.


[2 Points] None:

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[2 Points] DnmAvenger:

What did they ask your friend about? Just curious...


[2 Points] cat-a-plexy:

I think you should go up to the van like the other poster said.


[2 Points] None:

DO NOT RETURN TO SENDER

The return address is almost definitely a drop location and someone who isn't involved in the transaction of this QP is going to receive it. This is how vendors like Hammertime got caught


[2 Points] sharpshooter789:

Call the cops on the van. Tell them there is a creepy guy in a van adjacent to your house.


[1 Points] None:

DONT ACTUALLY MAIL IT AFTER YOU WRITE "return to sender" on it. FFS you'll be burning the vendors return address and then a QP is going to show up at someone's house and they very well may call the police on you. Either bury it or throw it away DONT mail it... also please tell us the name of the vendor that your roomie ordered from


[1 Points] presari0:

Please update this update with what you end up doing! Im officially interested, and to all the people saying OP is full of shit... Why?? What would be the point? Understand there are drama loving douchebag trolls out there, but my troll-ometer is not going off here- guy seems genuine and has had no holes in his story/ a viable answer for all questions posed.. I get being sceptical, i am usually, but dont just call bullshit on everything for no reason.


[1 Points] Jaymacmac:

Send it to me, we can lead the cops on a merry dance around the globe.


[1 Points] dnmuse:

This is such BS. Notice how the OP has only responded to someone else claiming BS. and now there's some mystery van on the corner? Right, because LE devotes 24 hour stake outs to small time guys like these. He also writes and acts like a 15 year old. Learn how to spell roommate.


[-7 Points] None:

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[-11 Points] 1ugly:

So you called your dad, admitting to ordering drugs and all this and that, even though at one point (when arrested or what not) he would find out. You need to shave that pussy and grow some balls, maybe a brain would come with it, because that was the stupid move brah... He wasn't going to give you any kind of legal advice, not at that point, he was furious I bet. You should have asked as a theory, say you were writing a report of some kind, wow.... anything but admit you bought drugs dude!