About one to two weeks before the evo scam, I ordered 5 tabs of LSD from PurpleLab. Around this time, I learned that most of his US buyers were not getting their LSD (myself included), while his European buyers seem to be getting theirs. This is why I believe the recent reports about CDs and LE busts are actually true. It seems PurpleLab had some of the shittiest OPSEC (used the same return address?) and the US LE managed to intercept all his packages.
I only ordered 5 tabs for personal use, so I'm hoping LE won't bother with me, but what are the chances that LE will come knocking on my door? Is it safe to assume that my address is flagged for good?
Also, before I figured out all this, I ordered 2 grams of weed and I believe it's in transit right now (couldn't cancel cuz agoras down). I live in a state where weed is decriminalized. How should I go about this?
There's really no one who can answer this accurately, but here is my guess:
Assuming purplelab's packages were profiled by customs (seems likely), then there seems to be a precedent where large orders are CD'd by the feds and small orders are delegated to local authorities. What local police choose to do is based in part on their budget, management, and where the dart happens to land that day.
In other words, if you live some place where the cops have money to burn and the mayor is running for re-election on a tough-on-crimes bill, they might make a case out of 5 tabs. There are other factors to consider, such as your criminal record (if any).
I would also assume that any address associated with purplelab's packages are part of a case file. How accessible this is to customs is another matter entirely. Your address could have been flagged in a database of sorts, or it might be in a sealed case sitting in a federal courthouse. Either way, don't order anything illegal to your address ever again.
As for the decriminilized pot, if it crossed a border it would be subject to federal laws (where pot is very much criminilized). However, it is profoundly unlikely anyone will make a federal case out of two grams of weed.
I personally wouldn't worry too much, but staying clean for the next couple months might help you sleep at night.