Columbus Day Sucks!

Useless federal holiday, no drugs for me tomorrow... ;(


Comments


[60 Points] jadedsynk:

Yea! lets celebrate in the name of a man who lied, raped and stole his way into history books!

Fuck you christopher columbus i just want my drugs.


[12 Points] None:

You know he would cut off the hands of the natives (and made them wear them as a necklace) as punishment or sometimes just for shits and giggles. He also wiped out half the population of Haiti. The man was the epitome of shit. Anyway, yeah fuck columbus day.


[10 Points] Riemann4D:

holiday = more time to do drugs


[9 Points] None:

Fuck


[9 Points] The-White-Rabbit-One:

Great, i didn't even know until now....


[8 Points] Yellow-King-yo:

Fuck you Christopher Columbus!


[4 Points] scientist-Cloud9:

Fuck columbus day.


[5 Points] Duderino420:

damn federal government and their personal holidays


[5 Points] Dr_Bishop:

Columbus was a bad ass, maybe not totally ethical by today's standard but a bad ass all the same... it took balls to lead what was probably (by their estimate) a one way trip.

I will say fuck the lazy piece of shit government that is paying people to read these post everyday... but can't get their shit together to provide a basic service like mail.


[4 Points] None:

I FEEL YOU


[5 Points] None:

FUCKKKKKK I DIDN'T REALIZE IT WAS THIS PIECE OF SHITS DAY, FUCK!!!! MY SHIT WAS SUPPOSE TO COME IN TODAY! FUCK


[3 Points] None:

How weird would it have been if assholes like Columbus never were. Think about it, there would be two continents full of a races that now practically don't exist (well many don't exist anymore at all anymore i guess). Dozens of languages would still be practiced. Religions that wouldn't be forgotten. Shit they'd have advanced to the technological point Asia has by now If we had traded with them without taking their shit. Fuck, how awesome would it have been to travel to the 2014 Cherokee nation just to sight see?


[3 Points] GrandWizardsLair:

Columbus was a douchebag. They declared Columbus Day a postal holiday to fuck with him: now he'll never have drugs delivered on his birthday. (Or on the Monday after his birthday, which is even worse because that means he has to go to work with a post-party hangover).


[2 Points] Big_Daddy_Trucknutz:

Columbo day. Not the holiday we want but the one we need.


[2 Points] Hctim-:

This post just saved me waiting around for hours! FUCK COLUMBUS!


[1 Points] _AceDoc_:

For all of you who ordered, please keep in mind that there will be a 1-2 day delay. Cheers!


[1 Points] zee1000:

juts got a ups order in. i know i know...severely dangerous.


[1 Points] throwawayfarfaraway9:

http://time.com/3502331/john-oliver-columbus-day/


[1 Points] Vegetto991:

yeah had an order that was supposed to go out today, now have to wait hope vendor comes on tonight and it gets shipped out tomorrow.


[1 Points] gnrl2:

All the wanna-be cool kids found out it's trendy to say bad things about Columbus. Get cool, nerds! March in step!