USPS Priority EXPRESS International to Canada

Hiya!

Does anyone who got a pack sent Priority International EXPRESS from USA to Canada (the $41 prepaid envelope option in blue, not the regular red priority) want to be so kind as to tell how long it took to get to them?

USPS says 2-3 days between major cities but obv. that isn't guaranteed because Canadian customs are giant cocksuckers and Canadapost are the ass lickers working the other side using their tongues to scoop out undigested corn and toilet paper bits.

I realize shit stays in customs for however long it wants, but I just want a ballpark figure. I only got 2 weeks including weekends for it to make it if it gets sent Monday. It's cutting it close I think.


Comments


[1 Points] TheOpiateKing:

Tbh it's completely random. CBSA is a fucking joke! Could stay in customs for literally minutes, or up to a couple weeks.


[1 Points] oliviaterces:

"and Canadapost are the ass lickers working the other side using their tongues to scoop out undigested corn and toilet paper bits."

Wow. clap