How do I clean House? HELP!

I can't say too much without doxxing myself, but basically I have been tipped off. Hopefully in a few days i can post and we can laugh about this. I'm asking how to clean shit. Basically, LE wants to talk to me. I am well aware of I do not need to talk to them, if they want to talk to me that means they don't have shit, etc, I'm just saying I want to clean house and how exactly do I do that.

I am not being paranoid, but I cannot post more details without doxxing myself here. The source is authentic, and the inquiry is extremely specific. This is not about some traffic accident down the street.

I use Tor, Agora and Evo only. PGP for all orders/addresses, but a few messages back and forth that weren't encrypted (generally non-incriminating I believe).

I use blockchain for my wallet. I used to tumble via shared coin, then bitcoinfog, haven't tumbled last few times.

I could literally list every vendor I've used.... hopefully this is all nothing.

All of my orders have always made it through, with the exception of a recent Bungee54 order taking forever that did arrive after 50 days. Not to spread FUD, I really doubt it got profiled or anything. That's just the only out of the ordinary order I've had I would say.

Never make large or big orders.

I posted on this sub on clearnet, would delete the account usually weekly and just repost under a new name. But this post is made via tor.

I'm going to try to stash my shit, 20g of various shit, in a ditch somewhere or something for the time being. How do I clear out everything else? Just format the HDD's of my computers or something? Do I delete DNM accounts?

Is my phone compromised? I do not deal in real life, I have no fucking druggie friends in real life, no one knows I know about the DNM in real life, there is no enemies that I have.

Thanks.


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[25 Points] None:

Physical evidence

  1. Digital scales, baggies, scoops, empty capsules - wipe, stash, dispose
  2. Bongs, smoking devices, syringes - dispose
  3. Cash - excessive amounts in your home are suspicious
  4. Clear your trash inside and outside

Digital evidence

  1. Phones - chat/sms logs, photos, emails, browser history
  2. Flash drives - especially if you live in a country where you can be ordered to dish out your password: persistent TAILS volume, password files, vendor keys, bitcoin history
  3. Computers - browser history, DNM passwords, bitcoin history, recycle bin


[14 Points] speckledfreckle123:

step 1... repeat after me.... "I do not answer questions. If you wish to question me about anything you will do so through my attorney"

step 2. smuggle your shit out of the house and stash it somewhere safe.

step 3. Delete any relevant files and use a scrubber to wipe your shit clean

step 4. Tell the detective his mother's cunt smells like fish food and hot dog water


[12 Points] None:

Can you literally get your computers and anything used to access Tor etc out of your house and somewhere safe for a while?

And yeah you have the right to remain silent: use it.

However whilst it sounds as if you have nothing to worry about, act as if you do. I'd rather you were over-paranoid than under-paranoid at this moment in time. Right now I expect LE are looking to recruit buyers to go help them after various big time vendors (as they did with Nod).

Others will weigh in about cleaning house etc.

Try to re-nose your worrying into thinking clearly and concisely.


[6 Points] None:

Yup, if possible just wipe your HDD and reinstall a totally clean OS. If you don't stupidly text people about drugs or FB message about drugs then your phone should be ok. Make sure your stash of questionable objects is off of your property. You should still be ok with keeping your accounts as long as you used PGP. That being said I have gotten so paranoid once or twice I have dumped my accounts and started over, it just means you need to build your rep or trust that your favorite vendors will remember your old name when you buy (which my best ones did when I mentioned who I previously was). Seems like you have your thoughts straight. Hope nothing ever comes of it. Good luck man!


[5 Points] ownowfuck:

Erase your digital footprint immediately. This is the most important aspect of this. If they called "to talk," then they don't have enough to bust down your door yet. Your first goal should be to take care of your electronics. Whether you use DBAN on your HDD, or get rid of your PC entirely, just make sure you take care of that first. I'd probably get rid of my computer, and just purchase a new one. Be sure to DBAN first.

After that, take care of your physical perishables. Just put them somewhere that's not associated with you and wouldn't be covered under a warrant (like your vehicle / storage locker / relatives home or vehicles). If you do choose a public place CHOOSE IT WELL.


[4 Points] None:

Get a waterproof hold-all or 3, put all your shit in them, go to the closest forest or woods or something, dig a big-ass hole, line it with tarp then place the bags in. Tie the tarp around the top of the bags, secure with string/rope/tape and recover with mud.

I've used these before for transporting stuff in the pissing rain on a motorcycle and my shit's been dry as a nun's gash. Get the biggest you can afford (80 litres plus) and you should be good.

DO NOT BURY IT ON YOUR OWN PROPERTY. DON'T GO BACK IMMEDIATELY TO DIG SHIT UP, LEAVE IT A FEW WEEKS.


[5 Points] jerzze18:

son your buggin, if they wanted to keep eyes on you, they wouldnt hit you up askin you to come talk, they would put eyes on you and wait for you to fuck up.

just get all the dirty shit out of your house, dont order anything for a bit n chill. at worst, honestly keep some weed in your house so when the cops come they find a little eh and they think thatll be it, but that depends on where you live of course and how lenient they will be on that.


[4 Points] sharpshooter789:

Firstly, you want to make sure there is no surveillance following you. If they do not have surveillance then hide the drugs and paraphernalia somewhere not on your property preferably a good distance away. If there is surveillance try to loose them before hiding your stash.

Next I would suggest keeping your computer at a friends house since wiping it may constitute tampering with evidence. If they do seize your computer they can use the timestamps to determine when you installed the OS and if it was recently this would suggest you wiped the HDD.

Finally, get a lawyer and have them on retainer. When the police try to talk to you demand to have your lawyer present and do not say a word until they arrive. Alternatively take the lawyer with you.


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[2 Points] twigburst:

Next time use tails for this very reason. Also, use electrum over blockchain. If they had you they wouldn't have called you, don't be paranoid just clean your house up with advice people already listed. Take a month or two off, or maybe move if you can.


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[1 Points] neil_anblome:

Simply remove anything incriminating from your residence to a place they aren't going to find it. Say nothing. What more can you do?


[1 Points] None:

Do you have any idea how you got tipped off?


[1 Points] None:

how big was the bungee order?


[1 Points] None:

Are you asking how to remove drugs from your location? Pick them up and take them out of your house.

Are you asking how to remove incriminating digital devices from your house? Pick them up and take them out of your house.

Are you asking how to clean surfaces that have drug residue on them? Use elbow grease.

You are in way too deep for someone that doesn't know "how to clean house" (I didn't even know that was something one could possibly not know how to do). This is what happens when "anyone" has access to these markets without doing proper research.


[1 Points] rabidstoat:

9 hours and no one's pulled out the tired joke? I'm so proud of you guys!


[1 Points] dopepirate:

Just what the Bacon wants, all the little piggies scrambling like mad waiting for the imaginary hammer to come down. . . LoL


[0 Points] None:

omg i read this on my mobile and could not stop laughing the whole way home. dude, you're fine. LOLOLOLOLOL cant stop thinking about you staring at it being like "...package?? but... no mail--holiday. package?? holiday! but, package--why are you here!"

edit: wrong thread, was thinking of the kid on acid... re-read your story, sounds like you're fucked good luck m8


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