The Shittiest Stealth I Ever Got

This happened during SR1. We ordered a sample off a domestic vendor of about 3.5gs as I recall. It came in a box with styrofoam around a fucking glass mason jar with tin foil sandwiched underneath the lid. Not a small one either the ones that can hold an ounce easy. Unfuckingbelievable, although we were pretty pumped to have an extra jar! What's the most retarded shit you've ever seen? I can't be the only one to have shit like this happen.


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[20 Points] samwhiskey:

I got a letter with mdma between 2 pieces of paper. It was so obvious it was powder/crystals from the look and feel of it. Was international too. Freaked me out big time.


[14 Points] monaquaregia:

My very first order from qualityrx on nuclues. Dude taped, literally taped, blister packs of xanax to sheets of plan white paper, and folded them. Shipped it out just like that.

Had a really cool vendor, won't name names, send out a sheet of acid bundled inside a shirt and placed in a cardboard shipping pack. No wrapping or anything. It was spring so lots of ran. Pack was wet, and sheet was ruined.


[15 Points] RearButterAsset:

Sand in just a ziplock. Like, real sand. No decoy whatsoever, fml.


[13 Points] None:

Got an ounce of mushrooms that was in a ziplock bag sandwiched between two other ziplock bags that contained incense wood-chips...


[12 Points] blacknetyolo:

Personal amount of xanax in a mini cheez it pack which was never resealed, vendor literally opened the cheezits tossed half of my order in there and threw it in an envelope. When I opened my pack crumbled cheezits and alp went everywhere. Oh I also got the taped blister packs on a folded piece of printer paper.


[10 Points] None:

Not really BAD stealth, But had a vendor use a return address of a planned parenthood in my state. My girlfriend thought I got some chick pregnant and that was the abortion bill lol. She didn't believe me it was LSD until I opened it in front of her. I thought she was going to murder me before I opened that envelope lol


[8 Points] PM_me_BTC_or_ETH:

I've had a bunch of LSD come without any stealth, but, well, tabs of LSD, so... ...I guess.


[5 Points] Diazbrother420:

Top gear uk, If you held his envelopes up to the light you could see the hits thru the envelope. All he did was use on piece of folded printer paper inside a envelope.


[4 Points] throwahooawayyfoe:

I bought a small amount of ambien off a new vendor on C9 one time. It came in a bulging, handwritten envelope inside a birthday card, super-thin mylar "bag" (probably made out of a $2 emergency blanket) scotch-taped shut (Like really? What's even the fucking point at that point??), with a single rolled-up ziplock sandwich baggie held taped between two playing cards (assuming to disguise the shape of the pills) and the ends of the baggie sticking out of both ends so it could easily be felt from the outside of the envelope. I was absolutely mortified when I received that pack. It's like he was just trying to tell the world there were drugs in there without going as far as writing "this package contains narcotics" on the outside of the envelope.


[3 Points] rilksoadvb5piz3r:

mdma rocks wrapped in a (at least clean) diaper. no idea what they were thinking.


[3 Points] tornetdark:

symbiosis or something like that on sheep. Canada to us. something that was supposed to be M inside an old used weed baggy thrown inside an envelope. Sheep went down before i got it so at least he never got paid.


[2 Points] Isp89:

A gram of pretty good weed in a cigarillo packet put in a sandwich baggy. As soon as I tore open the envelope, the smell hit me. I


[2 Points] 0ni0n3at3r:

I once got an eight of shrooms inside an open vac seal bag inside an open envelope inside another bigger also opened envelope. Arrived though. Also had some where you could feel the product (pills/capsules) from the outside.


[2 Points] mymuse100:

sample of mdma from NL first didnt make it reship did thou shockingly a piece of paper I dont even think I remember vacseal


[2 Points] vandelayInd666:

BlueMagic 2.0 once sent me 700 grams of MDMA stuffed inside two dvd cases without labels! DVD cases are already one of the most basic and profiled "stealth" methods around, but these ones were just black cases with no covers. Mdma rocks were ziplocked inside, not vaccum packed. The cherry on that shit sandwich: I had ordered a KG and he told me he shipped from germany. When they arrived, they said netherlands. Shit vendors=shit humans.


[1 Points] None:

Couple pills in zip-lock bag, in a birthday card. Then there's HumboldtFarms' stealth, which I won't discuss, but I didn't find it acceptable.

EDIT

Not that it matters, but the birthday card one was from an Evolution vendor, I don't think they're around on any other markets any longer.


[1 Points] acassii:

I wouldn't say it was inadequate, but definitely the weirdest: a gram of mdma in a baggy inside of a capacitor.

I opened it and assumed I'd ordered something on eBay, only after disputing with the vendor did he tell me to open the thing up.


[1 Points] The_Cold_Tugger:

I had a guy send me a sandwich baggy of drugs in a priority mail envelope. That's it. I lold


[1 Points] None:

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[1 Points] Psychonaut_For_Life:

I ordered a quarter ounce of shrooms once and it came in nothing but a tiny ziplock baggie inside of a box with nothing else in it. It wasn't even those solid, sturdy flat-rate boxes we all know and love. Just a box.


[1 Points] joedevice:

Had a bunch of pills come vac packed inside a brand new wrap sealed DVD before. Was stressing the whole morning as I was like fuck this, where are my drugs at as I had just tossed the DVD aside. Stealth so good it fooled me lol.


[1 Points] None:

i ordered some tar one time from GreenBLVD....dude sent a chunk in a little baggie, inside a box for a wedding ring. In a regular envelope with handwriting. Tar was good, but the envelope was about to pop open.
On the opposite note, Caslava sent me some alp powder one time, and it took me a good 5 minutes to find it, was amazing. I miss caslava


[1 Points] hordak666:

I got huge envelope with 20 blister packs of pills, international.


[1 Points] None:

200g of mdma in 2 ziplock bags in a priority box stuffed with grocery bags (domestic) or 100g of mdma in a dvd case no mylar just vac sealed and the mdma was literally bulging out the sides of the case and the return address was to a "video store" and the pack was from the fucking Neatherlands! I've gotten even worse stealth from some German vendors tho


[1 Points] None:

Not a dnm purchase but I met a guy at a festival that said he would get some rolls for me ... he put them in a fuckin folded napkin inside an envelope


[1 Points] TYCA1:

Vials wrapped in tin foil and paper towels.