[Vendor Review] TrapGod Cocaine (Dec 28, 2017 Batch) Dream (Last of my early quest stage reviews!)

Vendor: TrapGod (Dec 28, 2017 Batch)

Vendors Markets: Dream Vendor Country: USA

Substance: Cocaine

Suspicious Effects: though i cooked a sample i did not record the base yield.

Abnormal Color/Texture (Yes/No):

Suspected Adulterant:

Home Testing Done? Not at this time

Price: 7 grams for $550 or $79 a gram

Advertised purity: Off The Brick (Chunk Only Fish)

Picture: https://www.photoland.io/i/PbONq

PLEASE: I received a temporary ban for absentmindedly answering a "WHO IS YOUR FAVORITE VENDOR" question. It is against sub rules and i had to endure 3 painful days of r/darknetmarkets withdrawal until i could get my fix again. I don't wish this on anybody.

Comment: This cocaine was obtained during the early stage of my quest. I have just posted the remaining few of the early days so at least you can see a real picture of his product. I apologize for superficial information but the most important point is I was disappointed. I remember this clearly. If I had found it memorable or pleasurable you would have heard about it.

The chunks came just like his web store pictures. You can look at my picture and see it's true. It's just too thin for bricks but not for rerocked bricks. And I Hate Rerock. And it burned. and it got labeled mediocre.

Disclaimer: Cocaine is the most difficult drug to assess when comparing its high to other batches of cocaine. What I call "Fire", you may call "Garbage", yet we are both right for it is a subjective opinion as to how it makes us feel. The only test result that can be used to quantitatively compare batches for purity and detection of active cuts is the analysis obtained by a GC/MS or Infrared (IR) spectroscopy.

Besides the declining quality of cocaine, there are a slew of other factors affecting the high. I may like this batch from Vendor X but two days later, I like Vendor Z's better. WTF?

Cocaine's effect is dependent on your internal psych state, your external psych state, whether you do it with or without alcohol, % active cuts, homogenization quality, batch variation, time of day, position of the sun, moon and stars, cats and dogs sleeping together, and then the subjectivity aspect, i.e. personal preference for speedy vs mellow, introvert vs extrovert high, gas smell vs no smell, powder vs rock etc..

Such is the siren's call. "She's alright, she's alright, Cooooocaine."


Comments


[7 Points] boyishsuggestion:

absentmindedly answering a "WHO IS YOUR FAVORITE VENDOR" question. It is against sub rules and i had to endure 3 painful days of r/darknetmarkets withdrawal until i could get my fix again. I don't wish this on anybody.

Alts man reddit alts


[3 Points] phucktard1:

I gave up trying to find good coke on the DN,they all claim 95% pure blah,blah and charge up the ass for it and to be honest none of its any better than the cut shit I can get locally for 50-60 a g