Hey /r/DarkNetMarkets, it is time for Moronic Monday!
Post your questions here - stupid or otherwise - to get an answer. Anyone can post a question and the community as a whole is invited and encouraged to provide an answer. Many questions get submitted late each week that don't get a lot of action, so if your question didn't get answered before, feel free to post it again.
If you are a noob, check out our comprehensive FAQ; it is essentially a guide for buying from a DarkNet Market. You may also find it helpful to take a look at our informative community posts, which are full of valuable information and tips.
We do ask that you refrain from abusing noobs in this thread. Remember that everyone had to start somewhere.
Also, please refrain from asking sourcing questions or vendor recommendations in this thread. Those posts will be removed.
P.S. Check out /r/DarkNetMarketsNoobs, where it is Moronic Monday everyday!
I ordered my pack 2 hours ago and it still hasn't arrived yet...there's a dog sitting just up the road that I swear is looking at me funny and a car has just parked across the road from my house, it must be an unmarked police car, right? And a helicopter flew overheard earlier....oh my god what do I dooooo???