Am I high or is this actually real? /u/UStoUS - 1x RED DEVIL BOMBER BAR XANAX PRESS (SPEED BALL MEGA MDMA)

"Newly formulated mega speedballers. Could cause death in low tolerant people. BE WARY! Contains amp sulfphate 50-75 MG Contains FENT 20-35 MCG Contains triple benzos dicla, etiz, flubo in 5 MG , 5MG and 5MG ALSO CONTAINS 35-50 MG MDMA!"

hahaahahhahahaahha omg what is going on here wtf


Comments


[49 Points] miraculous-:

We herd u like drugs so we put drugs in ur drugs so you can overdose while u overdose


[38 Points] NignogAwowogei:

If this was real, i can only imagine someone discovering this new "formula" by sitting home, fiending for something but having just leftovers in his stash, so just throwing them all together into a capsule, eating it, then convulsing on the floor in thirty minutes with drool all over himself with something along "oh shit im the next drug kingpin i just found the best drug ever" running throught his head.

Honestly this just seems like a really bad joke, and i kinda hope it actually is just a really bad joke, lets just hope someone doesnt get the briliant idea to do it.


[22 Points] CotDayu:

This dude is literally selling overdoses for $20, this is great.


[19 Points] None:

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[8 Points] creamynebula:

When we got to the three benzos it stopped being belieavable.


[5 Points] novanova25:

It's lit fam


[5 Points] None:

This is worse than the mystery opiate pills a vendor was selling that was a mix of the left overs ingredients pressed into a pill with no mg dose listed per pill.....If this is a real offer that's scary for sure as it's an OD waiting to happen. Stims, fent and benzos? Is there no common sense any more?


[4 Points] throwthrowthrowaderp:

man, you wouldn't even know about anything else in that pill once the 5mg of Flubrazolam kick in. its like when you look in the kitchen and your kid is whipping spaghetti sauce around one minute, the next, someone put a mg of flubromazolam in their drink. its like that.


[2 Points] CaptchaKing4Reviews:

I saw that shit to from us2us Fuck that vendor I was interested in something else they had and once I saw all that bullshit I passed.


[2 Points] None:

I dunno sounds fun


[2 Points] mescaphysicality94:

That dude is always pressing bullshit and rcs into stuff. Sometimes he does opiates in X pill shapes. He is a weirdo won't ever fully specify whats anything


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[1 Points] Lucid_Enemy:

Seriously ustous is selling these????? What do you do when a vendor you like starts selling these? Like if you don't agree with them? I feel so disappointed and damaged inside....


[1 Points] None:

I want


[1 Points] 2pac-alypse:

Belongs on drigs


[1 Points] Ulament:

I had some of the red devil xanax bars awhile back but it was just a red 5mg xanax bar.....


[-1 Points] None:

http://weheartit.com/entry/group/81667790


[-4 Points] None:

damn people on r/2meirl4meirl would love these pills... CUZ THEY'RE ALL SUICIDAL. BAhAHAAHAHAHAAHHAhaahahHAHHA