Let's share stories of our first orders!

With all the current drama, I thought it might be fun to share results of your first orders. In retrospect, mine is pretty comical.

I decided to order MDMA because I thought it might be good for business networking - making it easy to talk to people, etc. Thank God I never actually tried to use it for that.

After a ton of research, I eventually made an order for some MDMA presses. I asked the vendor if it would be good for networking and she said it would be fine, but I might need to wear sunglasses (LOL). But I was so scared that after a couple of days I messaged the vendor to cancel the order. But it was too late. I got these little green grenades. As a test, I tried a half one and barely felt anything at all, just one 2 minute short euphoric rush. I later tried a full pill with my SO and we had a total blast.

Then later I learned about test kits and tested my grenades and found out they were methylone. Eventually I got to try real MDMA and it was much better. Methylone always faded on me after about 2 hours, although it lasted much longer for my SO.

What's your story?


Comments


[7 Points] TheSM0KER:

50 grams of MDMA....all fictional role playing though.


[7 Points] q123rumble:

bahahahahahahaha ... okay im game ... im not afraid to keep it real. I was DUMB AS FUCK. I ordered around 100g or so of mdma internationally to my own house. was from a reputable vendor, and the drop was secure/clean. I definitely used coinbase and whatever the fuck that other mainstream/clearnet site is. Never tumbled. Used my own internet at my house, but definitely used tails on a usb though.

mistakes made and numerous orders made but obviously this is 100% different now.

WAS NOT FROM NL.

... BUT ... I was retarded as fuck and thought domestic was a scam lmao so I would ONLY order international ... and ended up getting fucking scammed anyway quite a few times.

ugggghhhh. well they do say confession is good for the soul, yeah?


[7 Points] itsalaughinggas:

cherry popper: 2 MDMA pills from Germany, owed postage signed like a boss, those red superman 250mg's were bomb, I even learned to take magnesium to help with the jaw chattering, and learned not to take MDMA at the hot springs

honorable mention: The Scurvy Crew with opium they raided from bayer pharma's genetically enhanced poppy field lol


[7 Points] dncrumbs:

I was just browsing and decided to hit the buy button. I thought it would just add the item to a cart or something, but suddenly I'm being told that I have 15 minutes to make a payment. So I made the payment and a couple days later two grams of heroin arrived in my mailbox. A year later and I'm a full blown heroin addict :P.


[3 Points] None:

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[4 Points] cheapcab:

Won 1/2 gram of mdma, rolled my ass off because I didn't have a scale and it had to be over weight. Early 2013 after browsing for early a year trying to figure this shit out and make a decision what to get/talk my wife into it.


[3 Points] Tomislav23:

10 LSD Tabs with felixUK. It just felt so easy that i could not stop ordering mdma and samples


[2 Points] Privakey:

Schumer is a wanker!


[2 Points] murderhomelesspeople:

I was either hash from Mr.Ouid (I think), like 60gs. I stealth was good enough that we figured we got ripped, okay quality but nothing crazy. Or it was 2oz of purple kush from PK Hydro. He always had wicked stuff for a great price.


[2 Points] TickTickDoom:

Wayyyy back AdamFlowers 5g bubble hash. Showed up and blew my fckn mind.


[2 Points] GrandWizardsLair:

Not long after reading the Gawker article, the Grand Wizard became intrigued by the idea that one could order marijuana and have it delivered by mail. He picked up some bitcoins and bought a gram of weed (from Trustus Jones ITGWRC). The gram arrived, we smoked it, and were quite pleased. Later we discovered Pot2Peer and had several ounces of California's Finest (more precisely, California's Pretty Good but Still Better than Most of What Was Available on the East Coast) sent to our home. Alas, in those dark days getting Bitcoins was a screaming pain in the ass. And so the Grand Wizard had an idea, and the Grand Wizard's Lair was born.


[1 Points] ReignReignThrowaway:

Lol ordered a Snow/Ice sampler. Smoked a spliff, got paranoid, asked the vendor to cancel too. I caught him in time, and he graciously cancelled it, but my return address was incorrect hahaha lost every single cent.

Tried again the next week, Dynamite Sampler from u/TreesNTreats . Quick shipping, perfect stealth, and the brownie had me on the moon in the theme park. I was hooked. Never going back to locals, if I can help it.


[1 Points] Anotherwonton:

Yumdrugs had some fire L then he scammed on ME.


[1 Points] run_a_train:

bought some of the worst bud off agora because I was ignorant at the time even though I did somewhat good of research but decided to go with the one of the cheaper vendors. I don't remember who it was but they must be long gone now. Shit came in and smelled like fucking hay and looked like wood chips almost lmao. ended up just giving the whole zip to my boy for like 40 bucks I think. Smh you live and learn though


[1 Points] UpRiverSoup:

whole sheet o lsd. took 2 hits along with my brother and father that night and had a phenomenal first trip


[1 Points] FruityV:

I guess it was coke from SR vendor. DNM coke was much better than street one.


[1 Points] ronpauls_dragrace:

A brownie. That shit had me on the floor


[1 Points] ShavingRaisins53:

1 gram acetone washed snow from the man Sukey himself. Oh the feels...