{VENDOR REVIEW} Noumena Desert Dream DMT Review and Trip Report!

Hey guys, heres one (of several others) of my product review.

Details
Vendor: [Noumena]
Market: [Hansa Marketplace]
Product: [DMT Desert Dream 300mg]
Shipped from: [Germany]
Shipped to: [Canada]
Required FE: [NO]
Vacuum Sealed: [NO]
Decoy: [YES]
Handwriting: [NO]
Rating
Communication: [10] / 10
Stealth: [10] / 10
Shipping time: [10] / 10
Price value: [10] / 10
Aesthetics: [10] / 10
Weight: [10] / 10
Quality: [10] / 10
Transaction: [10] / 10
Vendor: [10] / 10
Drug: [10] / 10
TOTAL SCORE: [100] / 100

(Bad english ahead, please dont judge)

Hey guys, this is my review and trip report for the DMT from Noumena.

I was looking at that documentary on Netflix called "The Spirit Molecule". It got me interested. So I started looking for some DMT, which I found out was pretty rare, especially in North America. So I had to go International. I first started to look thru Hansa Marketplace, and found Noumena. I looked on the DNM forums here and there and he/she looked legit, so I gave it a shot. Went for the 300mg Desert Dream, was around 50CAD if I remember correctly. 300mg/25mg=12 trips, so it felt like a good deal to me. And it was.

From order confirmation to po box, Germany to Canada, 7 BUSSINESS day. Awesome shipping time, not even express. Simple letter, good stealth. Wont get into stealth details but the decoy makes it clever. Beautiful presentation, clean and simple.

Now with the trip report. At first, I didnt really know how to smoke it. The machine? What the fuck is that? In a bong with weed? Too much waste? Weed clouding DMT high? So I was confused. I finally decided to make my own machine, using a 500ml glass bottle. Drill a hole for the plastic pipe to inhale, removed to cap and put a woolen thing (dont knwo what its called).

First attempt is disaster. I was with the wife. Powder weighted on 0.000 scale at 30mg. Didnt work at all, smoke was very thin and the trip was only light OEV (open-eyed visuals). So I waited an hour as tolerance dissipate. Second attempt was made in a bong with layers of weed. 30mg weighted and drop on a thin layer of weed, then topped with more weed. First puff is HARD. Sort of plastic taste and very harsh on the throat. Keep it in 15 seconds, then a second bigger one. Another 20 seconds in, then everything starts to get REALLY fucked up. Exhale, then i dont know whats happening, but everything is blurry, im losing my motor skill and cant think. Wife tells me "Go, go, go. ANOTHER ONE". So I go on and take a third BIG one, then sit back and holds it for 10-15 seconds. I start hearing a loud noise, kind of a whistle and feel like my body is starting to feel strong G-force down on me. I close my eyes, the party as already started. I start seeing all kinds of pattern of color and abstract forms coming towards me. Its non-stop. Then I see this kind of goddess in a robe, looks like indian goddess, or maybe arabic i dont completely remember. She kind of open her robe and then more abstract forms start flowing from her. I felt very peaceful. I enjoyed the show of colors for what felt like 10 minutes, but was more 5-6 really. The show stopped with CEVs so I opened my eyes and the wife was there, everything was still blurry and curvy with OEVs but were quickly coming back to normal. I felt very good and light. My mind was at peace and I dont know why, but I wanted to make love to my wife. Felt connected with myself, with her too.

I dont think I had breakthrough, but it felt good. All in all great experience, very potent stuff. Ill try to master the art of smoking DMT in time and come back and try to explain myself better.

If you have any questions, feel free to ask


Comments


[6 Points] noum3na:

Hey there, thank you for that amazing report. The harsh taste comes from burned DMT. DMT evaporates at about 160°C and burns somewhere around 300°C so you need to be careful.

If you are going to do DMT regularly there is really no way around getting a dedicated device for DMT only. For one hit breakthroughs I personally prefer oil rigs. I used to be big on vaporizers by I changed my mind because oil rigs are so much simpler and cheaper.

You get good results with this method:

Oil rigs: Torch the nail until it is hot red, then count roughly 25 seconds so the nail is nice and evenly hot at the right temperature. Then dab the nail into the DMT and start inhaling. If you get a harsh taste the nail needs to cool off a little longer. If the DMT does not evaporate you need to shorten the cool off time.

Cheers, Noumena


[5 Points] None:

Thay plasticy harsh smoke is bc you burned it and didn't vaporize it (well not all of it). Ideally if it's all vaporized correctly there shouldn't be much taste and it shouldn't be harsh


[3 Points] Reorx2112:

Noumena was my go to till I found a friend that likes chemistry. His product is some of the best on the dn. I recommend you get the more expensive purer white sand or w/e. It has a much better vision to mg ratio vesus the desert yellow. The desert yellow has a much much longer and more effected body before and after effect. Witch I find to be a weird and not typical of very pure DMT. Usually on other things as well so w/e. < The plastic taste as he said is from burning. Trust me when you get up to 50 75+ mg it's going to be harsh if you vape it just right or not. But the taste will not be as pronouced. As for the method your using . I have tried tonsssss of things. I find your kind of doing it right. Lots of people will argue with you on proper intake. It's hard and if you don't have lots your not going to get a lot of practice. I would say use less weed and more weed ashes. I save my ashes to create layers in a special ash catcher bowl attachment I have for a special water pipe (bong). Something like this will save your a headache .. cause your piece is going to perm taste and smell like deems.


[2 Points] FGF10:

Noumena's shit is amazing. I'm not a touchy/feely/psychedelics-are-the-way-to-the-truth kind of person...but the DMT from Noumena made me a better person. It was like 5 years of therapy in one 15 minute mind-bender of a trip.


[0 Points] None:

Use a fuckin tin foil boat, guaranteed.