Planting clues to diverse an investigation?

As a vendor, would it be a good idea to plant some clues to throw off an investigation from the right tracks? It's just a question of time until LE places a couple of orders, finds out which drop boxes I use and catches me, so I'm thinking about what would help me after they get me.

For example:

None if these are a get out of jail cards, but might help in some situations, Any ideas?


Comments


[22 Points] None:

Drop the SO


[14 Points] MrSpaceDandy:

This is all known as fabricating evidence. Leave stupid shit like that to the low-hanging fruit, which it sounds like you are. End it with your SO and tell her you realized you were gay or something like that. Anything to make her supportive of the breakup and not have any vengeful thoughts. When and if your door ever gets busted down it's always the gf/wife that is a stupid criminals downfall. And yes, you are a stupid criminal because you aren't competent enough to keep your vending a total secret from your SO, thereby making her an accomplice. If you aren't smart enough to drop her, you deserve what you get when the police come knocking.


[10 Points] Chabfita:

All of these ideas are retarded. This whole post is retarded. You're retarded. Stop vending if you're this confident you'll be caught lmao


[5 Points] None:

This is some super wack paranoid shit that reveals minimal understanding of actual police work and opsec.

You could use half the time this plan of yours would require and increase your security by double.


[3 Points] pelicanFanLovesDrugs:

MAYBE a secured memory stick with nudes on them. But not TOR, tails, bitcoin etc. My encryption has a fake password that reveals a bunch of porn, and a real password for other things.

Fake drugs get you real drug charges.

Packaging equiptment gets you paraphanelia charges, even if it was the wrong type or unused.

And if you can't trust ya bitch, she should know nothing.

TLDR, all your ideas are terrible and will get you more time, not less.


[2 Points] y_s_l_:

adding some stuff that's known to cause false positive drug tests like nutmeg

enjoy paying your defense attorney extra to get these charges thrown out, dumbass.


[2 Points] icanhearmyhairgrowin:

Can you not read what every person is telling you?

It sounds like you're 100% positive you're going to get caught. I've never committed a crime where I thought to myself, "there's no chance I get away with this."

It's like someone seeing a dui checkpoint and then deliberately getting drunk and driving to it. You have to be a fucking moron which apparently you are.


[2 Points] penismith:

Reminds me of the good ole days of stashing cash in safety deposit boxes. One time I had some heat on me so I replaced my cash stash with a bunch of polaroid dick pics. Good times were had.


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[1 Points] Xeeroy:

Don't do that to someone who trusts you.


[1 Points] NotYourAverageAlien:

I believe tampering with evidence is a charge in of itself


[1 Points] Darthballs42:

Plot twist OP's a nark himself shitposting


[1 Points] hooptydumpty:

Honestly, I really wish we knew your vendor name because you really don't sound like you know what you are doing. No disrespect but it doesn't sound like you have studied very many drug trafficking or dnm related court cases. Your solutions wouldn't make sense to you if you understood the progression most drug cases take. By the time they get to the point of trying to bruteforce your TAILS drive, they more than likely would already have several of your packs that they intercepted and profiled to find you. To be honest, I don't have all the information, and it's hard for me to give any useful advise without first seeing the nudes.


[1 Points] hooptydumpty:

nudes and home vids

pics or it didn't happen