Vendor Reviews! {ZeltasGarden, TurtleTime}

This is my First vendor review, I figured it was time I let my opinion be felt on a few particular vendors wears. As far as cannabis is concerned, my methods of combustion are the Incredibowl and Pax by Ploom. So here it goes:

ZeltasGarden - So I have been ordering from Zeltas for a while now. All have been satisfactory and the current Buds I am reviewing will be Sour Diesel (Sativa) and Jamaican Dream (Sativa).

Sour Diesel - A classic sativa and personally one of my favorites for its ability to not cloud the mind and allow concentrated work and activity. The appearance of the buds was slightly lessened by over compression, however, the specimen retains its beauty with excellent orange hairs and superb trichromal coverage. Incredibowl: The bud burns evenly and clean. A quick dieselly pungent aroma overwhelms my senses and shortly fades to a nice active high. Pax: Short bursts of this Sour Diesel gives an additional...almost piney taste...very smooth and clear high with no grog whatsoever.

Jamaican Dream - I have never heard of this bud until I ordered it and I must admit I was excited for its arrival for good reason. Much darker than the Sour D in color; Jamaican Dream smells incredibly rich, earthy, with a slight hint of sweetness. The smoke is possibly the smoothest bud that has passed through my incredibowl. I truly cannot even feel the smoke which does not change regardless of how large of a hit I take. The high is true to its name with the dreamy state that follows about 10mins after consumption. I would have to recommenced this strain as an excellent choice for physical activity like hiking or sedentary activity like watching a movie. The high does not lock you into a sedated mindset but provides some of the emptiness that often accompanies it. I have yet to vape this specimen, I will update when I do.

TurtleTime - I have only ordered from TurtleTime only a few times. TurtleTime's Bud is truly excellent in every way, however with great talent comes great ego...or shitty attitude...or maybe being stressed and overworked I'm not completely sure but most simply put; TurtleTime can be a shit head at times.

Alien OG (Indica) - I had ordered some J-1 (Sativa) but received Alien OG instead, while some of the dankest shit I have ever smoked, I didn't want an Indica and sold this to a friend (who absolutely loved it, by the way). From my experience with the bud the Alien part of the name is immediately obvious from the spacey, sleepy feeling that rapidly creates a sinking feeling that can easily knock you out if its late in the evening. The buds pale green and well crystallized appearance does not do it injustice and the potent aroma is also quite unmistakeable.

BlueBerry Diesel (Sativa Dom.)- Wow, might I say how excellent this bud tastes? I will. The bud tastes excellent. Truly, undoubtedly excellent. Thick smooth clouds of smoke that envelope the mind and body in a united slow burning high that takes a few minutes to truly reveal itself after the smoke. A nice haze and body buzz make this a great choice for shooting dudes in video games or watching a good movie, or possibly some yard work or painting. This bud did not vaporize particularly well as opposed to the Sour Diesel, it does keep its wonderful blueberry taste and it even lingers a bit after each vape hit which I enjoyed greatly.

I hope you guys enjoy reading this, I would proof read it but I am watching the X-Files with my dogs and I do not really feel like it. I apologize in advance.

UPDATE: Tried Vortex as well from ZeltasGarden - Whoa. On Zeltas profile they state that Vortex is currently their best bud and they are not lying. The buds look more similar to the Sour Diesel as opposed to the Jamaican Dream. Light piney lime green with luminous bright orange hairs and citrus aroma that also has a slight skunky tone that plays well with the sum of its parts. The high is very euphoric relaxed feeling.


Comments


[6 Points] hugsfordrugs:

but most simply put; TurtleTime can be a shit head at times.

DON'T YOU DARE TALK ABOUT TREVOR THAT WAY, THAT MAN IS A GODDAMN SAINT.


[4 Points] up---__down__---up:

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[3 Points] AnonPibo:

I'll add some pictures up later today. And really TurtleTime is pretty good most of the time. I have received several times from him though I don't use him very often. My biggest issue with my last order was that I ordered a sativa, and while TurtleTime allows him/herself to swap product for another of "equal or greater value." Which is all well in good other than that I got sent a deep indica while he had several sativas in stock like Sour D or something. Just seemed strange that you wouldn't replace the ganja by strain. Regardless of that I still like TurtleTime, needs to figure out his shit.


[2 Points] KidCudi77:

Not trying to offend but they're far better Vendors than Zelta and Turtletime (actually I've never ordered from him but have heard bad things). Cultmadeline, ECC, CaliforniaGreenCross, ChipChipperson, farmer1 and one of my personal favorites joeybagadonuts (if he's in stock, same with ECC). I'm sure there are a lot more vendors that I didn't even list. I've heard good things about Buttonwood, Thurgood and Republic but haven't tried them yet.


[1 Points] -FreewayRickRoss:

Pictures?


[1 Points] cactuzx:

People still order from turtletwat?!! Fuck you Trevor


[1 Points] Save_the_butterflies:

I have been reading alot about turtle time so I went and ordered an ounce from him. I will be sure to post a review, havn't talked to him personally so I can't really speak on personality; he just marked as shipped. Anyways he could be the world's biggest a hole but if the bud is good It won't keep me from buying... I must say however that this bud better be bomb as fuck because never in my life have I payed damn near 300 for a ounce of dank. maybe I'm just lucky to have cheap weed here.


[1 Points] cannasuer:

ZELTASGARDEN SELECTIVELY SCAMS AND HE IS THE RUDEST VENDOR YOU WOULD EVER HAVE TO DEAL WITH AVOID LIKE THE PLAGUE UNLESS YOU LIKE BEING ABUSED AND PLAYING RUSSIAN ROULETTE AS TO WHETHER OR NOT HE ACTUALLY SENDS YOU ANYTHING AT ALL!!!