Moronic Monday - it's your weekly stupid questions thread!

Hey /r/DarkNetMarkets , it is time for Moronic Monday!

Post your question - stupid or otherwise - here to get an answer. Anyone can post a question and the community as a whole is invited and encouraged to provide an answer. Many questions get submitted late each week that don't get a lot of action, so if your question didn't get answered before, feel free to post it again.

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Comments


[12 Points] None:

is hos back yet? are her resellers selling at a significantly higher price?


[8 Points] VNDRRVWTHRWAWY:

So Agora is having downtime issues like fucking crazy. Nucleus is having dox and FUD shit goin on BlackBank is down

where the fuck are you supposed to go now.

All the other markets have few listings


[9 Points] None:

How exactly should I clean my house if I am worried about the law?

Should I dust? Or is just a quick tidying good enough? How about cleaning the bathrooms? I really hate that part. Do I need to mow the yard as well?

Everyone just says "clean your house" but they don't go into detail.


[7 Points] Cannabun:

How do I use dabs? I need someone to explain this like i'm a five year old. I've studied up on it for weeks and do not understand. So, I buy an oil rig and I blow torch the pipe, wut? ): Someone told me this would be better to help my fibromyalgia pain. Yet, my dumbass can't figure it out.


[5 Points] nohocowboy:

Ok, I am legitimately overwhelmed by the amount of information here, I'm trying to process all of it as a first time buyer. So, I followed the steps in the comprehensive FAQ, got my account on localbitcoins.com and I am meeting with a bitcoin seller tomorrow. So if you were a noob, just starting out, what market would you start at?? Agora? BlackBank? CryptoMart? Somewhere else?

Thanks for tolerating my dumb question!


[5 Points] Bodymore94:

So Nucleus isn't safe to buy from atm?


[4 Points] None:

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[3 Points] jillyjane90:

with agora and BB currently down, which market has a vendor that is reliable for weed in Australia.


[3 Points] None:

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[2 Points] proxywar_:

For a first time buyer who just wants to get some decent weed, what would be the best vendor to go with?

Maybe this would be a better question for Wednesdays but I figured I'd throw it out there =X


[2 Points] 2piradians:

Anyone know the current status of SupremePaper? Have they gotten their shit back together? (For alprazolam blotters)


[2 Points] ShulginsCat:

Best albums to listen to on mushrooms / 4-subs ?


[2 Points] DNMnewb:

How long should a domestic order take? Been waiting for almost a week now.


[2 Points] hotpocket12:

What would be a good dose for someone trying LSD for the first time? And is there a UK vendor where I could buy just one or two tabs?


[2 Points] OculoRemedyThrowaway:

Several questions here, so bear with me:

What is the minimum amount of security one would need to begin purchasing from DNMs (for personal use amounts, 1-2 small packages every two weeks)? I understand PGP and Tor, live and breathe with OPSEC always in mind, but use Windows, and wonder if that in and of itself is too much a risk. Should I purchase an entire new machine and limit all DNM activity to that? Would it be worth it to invest in transitioning to Linux entirely, or maybe just investigate TAILS?

What are the warning signs that a vendor/market is going to scam you? Should I stay away from large sites like Agora and BB purely based on what happened with Evo?

What the hell is a Dox?

And lastly, to those it applies to; has anyone here, vendor/buyer/otherwise, had an encounter with LE? How did you handle yourself and what ended up happening?

Feel no obligation to answer every question, any help at all is appreciated.


[2 Points] gsaT529724:

Does anyone here have any experience with conversion of GBL to GHB? I plan to use 130 grams of 99% pure sodium hydroxide and 250 mL of pure GBL. For people with experience doing this conversion does this check out ok?


[2 Points] thebakerbastard:

How essential is bitcoin tumbling?


[2 Points] naaaahh:

I've read that NL is probably a bad idea to order from, does that hold true even for tiny amounts of things like LSD, shipped within the EU?


[1 Points] None:

Are there any hidden onion sites to buy Bitcoins where the whole "know your customer" laws don't apply?


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[1 Points] 2piradians:

Um, what is this I don't even? http://www.reddit.com/r/DarkNetMarkets/comments/34txbl/hi_im_auscan37_i_just_scammed_a_shitload_of/


[1 Points] knoedelknak:

Where should I let weed arrive if I don't want it to arrive at home? I have a local supermarket (that is also a very very small post office) that takes packages and holds on to them until I go pick them up. Would that be safe? If not, are there any other way's that do not involve neighbors or empty houses where no-one lives? (the neighbors would maybe give the packages to a roommate by accident, and as far as I know the for-sale houses in my area are mostly not empty most of the time)


[1 Points] HulkVsMeth:

When is MedsForThePeople gonna log back on blackbank?


[1 Points] None:

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[1 Points] dnspreewell:

I'm planning to open one new DNM since my country have some loopholes in law that allows me to open an company and operate an DNM. Knowing this, if one day I travel to USA, I can be arrested?


[1 Points] None:

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[1 Points] xaivius:

Can anybody here vouch for a third party escrow? ex. BigEscrow?


[1 Points] gobbleturkey:

For the life of me I cannot get TAILS to work. It boots fine but I can't get my wifi adapter to work with it. Did countless hours of research to try and fix it, spent about two weeks trying to get internet on TAILS. Also tried another computer. I have a VPN setup working fantastically. Obviously Tor, pgp, usb with everything on it. What else can I do to protect myself?


[1 Points] hairyhobbitfeetTHROW:

What's the difference between Multisig and Escrow?


[1 Points] babar_is_not_dead:

Where can I find ayahuasca/pharmahuasca shipping from EU?


[1 Points] Caleb323:

Is it worth it to install TAILS and configure it on a USB, just for small weed purchases ? I honestly have no idea how I'll be able to use only TAILS to buy something off a market. How big of a risk is it to use Windows and Tor once in a while to buy personal amounts of weed?


[1 Points] drunk0Nwater:

My question is: does anyone have any previous experience buying carded electronics on the DNMs? I'm looking to buy a phone or two, but i haven't seen any reviews on here. Also, if anyone has reviews on good counterfeits, that would be great as well.


[1 Points] offermeanadventure:

What are the pros and cons of the different markets?


[0 Points] None:

Question about Agora, sent in 2btc today through bitmix, thought only payments don't work not depositing and shit. 3 hours later still nada, I'm just hoping by tomorrow the coins show up in the wallet.

Thoughts? Could they be lost forever??


[0 Points] Flagg129:

Hey guys, new redditor, I'm looking for a reputable MDMA and Shrooms vendor, anyone have one they like? Thanks!


[0 Points] xNuckingFuts:

I know that with the right precautions it's rare...but how often do people actually get arrested for using DNMs?


[0 Points] None:

Why are 80mg Oxies less expensive per volume than 30's and 20's?


[0 Points] None:

Is/Will VanVogt be back?


[0 Points] DNMnewb:

Does it matter whether the vendor puts your first name on the package? There might have been a misunderstanding and as I've already mentioned, I've been waiting about 7 days for a domestic package already (granted, there was a holiday inbetween). Anyone think this could have something to do with my envelope only having a last name in the recipient field or should I just chill?

This wait is killing me, as you can tell my brain is spiraling out of control lol.


[-1 Points] Psychaddicted:

Best domestic coke that can make it to the east coast by Friday? Asked yesterday, couldn't find any leads. Liked Sosa and trap, but both have been getting bad reviews around here lately.


[-1 Points] None:

Here's my stupid question. Why am I so stupid?