[Vendor Review] Tijuanapaisa Cocaine (Jan 28, 2018 batch)

Vendor: Tijuanapaisa (Jan 28, 2018 batch)

Vendors Market: Dream Vendor Country: USA

Substance: Cocaine

Suspicious Effects: strong numbing

Abnormal Color/Texture (Yes/No): cocaine base yield was 92% using baking soda

Suspected Adulterant: Ephedrine, Levamisole and lidocaine

Home Testing Done? 4 Stars (>70% coke) plus colors for Ephedrine and Levamisole

Price: 3.5g for $229 which is $65 gram

Advertised purity: Coke [no fooling around here, straight to the point]

Picture: https://pli.io/OjQKU.jpg

Comment: 8 Day express delivery, minimal stealth, small pebbles & granular powder. Pebbles flaked easily, slight gas smell, hits quick with front drip, overly strong numbing of gums, on comedown jitters

Disclaimer: Cocaine is the most difficult drug to assess when comparing its high to other batches of cocaine. What I call Fire, you may call garbage yet we are both right to a degree for it is a subjective opinion as to how it makes us feel. The only test result you can use to quantitatively compare is a GC/MS analysis of purity and detection of active cuts.

The quality of the raw cocaine paste made by farmers in the jungle mountain "pasta" labs varies from farmer to farmer based on the recipe that they use, and whether they make it in pits or drums. Or whether they piss and shit in the paste which many do as a joke.

With the death of Escobar in the 90's, the manufacturing process declined. The farmer's raw pasta is now refined at "base" labs by hundreds of individual mom and pop labs rather than large centralized labs. And from there is goes to the "crystal" lab for crystallization into cocaine. All use recipes with minor variations and no overseeing of quality control. The shoddy processes they use guarantees that cocaine alkaloid impurities remain. The alkaloids are too similar to the cocaine alkaloid. They can only be extracted with very expensive scientific equipment. The DEA imposed choke chemical importation laws. two key chemicals for purification, acetone and magnesium or sodium permanganate, have importation limits. The diesel used to dissolve the leaves would normally be washed out. The best non pharma process today is lucky to achieve 92% purity. DNM's that advertise 96% pure are lying.

Besides the declining quality of cocaine, there are a slew of other factors affecting the high. I may like this batch from Vendor X but two days later, I like Vendor Z's better. WTF? Cocaine's effect is dependent on your internal psych state, your external psych state, with or without alcohol, % active cuts, homogenization quality, batch variation, time of day, position of the sun, moon and stars and then the subjectivity aspect, i.e. personal preference for speedy vs mellow, introvert vs extrovert high, gas smell vs no smell, powder vs rock etc..

Fresh coke should be dry, not moist or rock hard and crunchy. It should feel slightly oily, flaky, and almost squishy. Pure cocaine is a salt crystal not a talcum powder.

Having a gasoline/petrol smell does not equal potency or quality. It means the coke wasn't washed. Yellow color does not equal quality. It means they used muriatic acid instead of hydrochloric acid for crystallization step. Rocks do not equal quality. Most rocks are artificially made, i.e., rerock created with pill presses, lidocaine, phenacetin, caffeine, glucose etc. and a fake cartel stamp. Rocks often contain more cut. Naturally occurring rocks happen by moisture bonding. Throat Drip does not equal quality. Drip is caused by cuts.

Levamisole is added by processors in Colombia, not Mexico. It looks just like coke, shinier and much heavier, adding an active cut dangerous to humans whose weight in the brick will increase profit. And yet, we continue to pay good money for bad cocaine even after they stepped all over it and added nasty cuts to it.

Such is the siren's call. "She's alright, she's alright, Cocaine."


Comments


[6 Points] ShatterMcSlabbin:

I read your whole review, wonderful insight. I realize how subjective it can be, but I'm still curious as to how you found the quality of this blow.

Bottom line, would you purchase from this vendor again?


[2 Points] Mr_2-3Pair:

Muriatic acid is hydrochloric acid.


[1 Points] Babyarmcharles:

Where did you.learn so much about coke I wanted to read so much more