Trust my Alphabay suggestion

I just made a new Alphabay account and I have never been so shocked/upset in my life. Their so called "moderators" made my trust level start at 0. There is nothing "moderate" about that!!! I am objectively a very trustworthy individual. Starting at age 6 my mom (may God bless her soul) let me babysit my baby brother when she went to buy smokes. That began my long perfect track record of being trusted that culminates in my current job where my boss lets me handle the accounts for 2 (two!!!) of our regional branches. This brings me to my suggestion. Alphabay should let users link their LinkedIn accounts and update my trust based on my professional :) contacts. If that's not enough the moderators can start actually earning their paycheck (like I do) by verifying users trust levels by asking their boss. With this method I would be a sure 10.


Comments


[23 Points] murderhomelesspeople:

Wow! You've highlighted aspects of the community into an over the top shitpost! I've never seen that done before!


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[6 Points] Pelican_Vendor:

kaaab00m


[7 Points] None:

HEY! Same here! When my mom leaves I watch both of my dogs! Like what? How am I not trustworthy!


[6 Points] mejuwi1:

Is it just me or has the quality of shitposts dropped lately to an almost unacceptable standard these days? Like seriously, boof some meth and think of something better to write ya loony geezer


[4 Points] Brookklyn:

He smoking crack


[1 Points] JustinLHenry:

I feel so stupid...is this kid trolling or does he actually think this? Theres just no way he thinks this...nobody is that stupid, unless its me for believing it.


[2 Points] bigbawlzxm:

Not to go all /u/b00fsquad on you guys, but this sub really is turning more into a roleplay sub than a drug sub.


[1 Points] schwillynelson89:

the fuck are you blabbering on about


[1 Points] GenericMike5885:

Trust and vendor levels aren't even working at the moment.


[1 Points] edipure:

I see the pookie has won this battle.


[1 Points] stacyblended:

Just don't give 15/10


[-2 Points] FitBenzoBunny:

God I hope you're kidding.


[-5 Points] None:

the real exceptional americant here. stop talking shit about alphabay you loser