Vendor: TopTierDrugs (Feb. 21, 2018 batch) this is the second batch i am reviewing
Vendors Markets: Dream Vendor Country: USA
Substance: Real honest to goodness Cocaine
Suspicious Effects: Yes, it made me into a new man and the first thing that new man wanted was another line of this cocaine
Abnormal Color/Texture (Yes/No): Yes, it was abnormally beautiful
Suspected Adulterant: I think the cut this with real 1970's cocaine for a change
Home Testing Done? Yes, my nose says thank you, finally! the testkitsplus gave it a 5+ color score. The color card shows coffee dark brown for >90% cocaine. Fuck brown, this color was black coffee! that's how strong this shit is. Off the charts!
Price: 7 grams for $501 or *only $72 a gram for a ticket to heaven! *
Advertised purity: Pure Fishscale Cocaine best ever [He is not kidding when he said on his website, it was the best ever he had seen.]
Picture: https://www.photoland.io/i/OYTkU
PLEASE: I RECEIVED A TEMPORARY BAN BECAUSE I INNOCENTLY RESPONDED TO SOMEONE'S BEST VENDOR QUESTION. DO NOT ASK ME WHO IS MY FAVORITE VENDOR. IT IS AGAINST THIS SUBS RULES. I HAD TO UNDERGO PAINFUL r /DARKNETMARKET WITHDRAWAL UNTIL I WAS REINSTATED.
Comment: *Read it and weep *
5 day delivery, minimal stealth
the pak finally arrived full of small rocks and pebbles that sparkle like a million diamonds in the moonlight, hypnotizing you as the cocaine brain trap takes control of your body. The rocks and pebbles flake apart upon touch, and each one's surface is a glistening fishscale. i shaved some of the rocks with a razor and the flakes just fall like snowflakes out of the rock and again each flake is coated with fishscale. Look at the photo of the shavings. behold beauty.
The coke is dry, but not hard dry. It has that slight oil finish with no grit when rubbed between your fingertips. It's slightly squishy and it is a delight to chop with a razor blade vs my normal screen grinder for the mediocre crap. The pleasurable ritual of chopping is once again awoken from its long sleep with this cocaine. This coke truly wins the beauty contest for Ms. Bolivia. Rubbing some on the gums causes a light numbing that develops slowly and does not last for long. The taste is bitter but not of a chemical. Sensitive as my nose is to chemical burn, i am pleased to report no burn upon snorting. there is a slight momentary burn once inside the nostril that passes in a few seconds.
Definitely not a Colombian knockout high, rather a slow seduction of your brain that builds and builds after 6 minutes. Euphoria is present and underlies everything but is not a shout from the mountain tops but rather a permanent smile on your face, no mater what you are doing, it's as if she is giving you a continuous blow job. Oh, sweet cocaine, how do I love thee...
She makes doing repetitive boring tasks enjoyable, like writing reviews about mediocre gear you got in December. Excuse me, i have to do another line of this amazing magical white powder from Bolivia. Ahhh, that's better. Now I can focus on my work though I know it makes my mind wander like alice going down the rabbit hole. I am in my happy place. Remember what the dormouse said, "feed your head, feed your head."
This is amazing mellow cocaine. Speed demons may not care for it. But those seeking heaven will. the testkitplus gave it a 5 color dark black coffee, which means >90% cocaine, but it was the darkest coffee color of any coke that I have tested from the DNM's. I have gotten color 5's several times this month but none that were black coffee 5's.
And get this: I really don't want to waste any of this coke by cooking it.it's all going up the nostrils, but first I am going to acetone wash it to make it perfect. As soon as I get back to my place, I am going to order more. Especially before I post this review, because once I do, it will be gone in 24 hours. And I want to make sure I get my far share of the holy grail. Call it insider snorting but i have been saying for a week that rumor is TTD has an awesome batch.
Now, to find a Colombian and a Peruvian of the same caliber would make for a perfect Easter of the holy cocaine trinity. Hunter Thompson, move over, I have now reached that plateau where i can finally write my novel, Fear and Loathing in the DarkNetMarkets.
And why did i say read it and weap?
I went to order more and TopTier messaged me back saying it's all gone!!! FUCK! I finally find the stairway to heaven and it moves. Damn. TopTier, who I gave a shitty review of his last batch, said he now has a new manufacturer that he is working with and was the source of this batch. He is hoping this will improve the quality overall of his batches for he knows they have been up and down. We will find out next week when his new batch comes in. Regarding batches, I like PeterDinklage's operating procedure where he assigns a name to every batch so they can be referenced. And i have a review on him forthcoming too.
I am very sorry to those who missed this opportunity to sample truly great cocaine. and it is a shame it has to be fleeting. in the 70's quality was stable. Everyone wanted to be known as a great white chef. and it was the US assholes that added in the cuts. At least they only made you shit your pants rather than make you sick and destroy your white cells and immune system with levamisole.
Gotta do another line. Peace.
Disclaimer: Cocaine is the most difficult drug to assess when comparing its high to other batches of cocaine. What I call "Fire", you may call "Garbage", yet we are both right for it is a subjective opinion as to how it makes us feel. The only test result that can be used to quantitatively compare batches for purity and detection of active cuts is the analysis obtained by a GC/MS or Infrared (IR) spectroscopy.
Besides the declining quality of cocaine, there are a slew of other factors affecting the high. I may like this batch from Vendor X but two days later, I like Vendor Z's better. WTF?
Cocaine's effect is dependent on your internal psych state, your external psych state, whether you do it with or without alcohol, % active cuts, homogenization quality, batch variation, time of day, position of the sun, moon and stars, cats and dogs sleeping together, and then the subjectivity aspect, i.e. personal preference for speedy vs mellow, introvert vs extrovert high, gas smell vs no smell, powder vs rock etc..
Such is the siren's call. "She's alright, she's alright, Cooooocaine."
Sorry, glad to have you back. People are free to ask you questions about specific vendors.