Tinfoil Hat Tuesday!

Bust out your tinfoil hats and let's gather together to post all of the crazy conspiracy theories and alarm ringing FUD that we possibly can!


Comments


[14 Points] ForLol_Serious:

When cops arrest you they scream out "stop resisting" even tho you are not resisting just so they can beat you up.


[8 Points] MitalikaSucks:

Weed is placebo


[3 Points] PM_ME_UR_SKETCH:

The robots are getting smarter...

Fucking FED AI


[5 Points] Lat3ris:

USPS set up the DNM as part of a fundraising effort. They started building a massive facility to house the servers when Amazon was in it's infancy. Every priority shipment payment is deposited into a confidential "black ops- budget" type of account to prepare for the upcoming battle against the Amazon drones. They are thinking that a massive deployment of flare guns to each mailtruck should be sufficient... 😋


[3 Points] WentzToAlshon:

Shrooms are a spirit of Jesus that allows him to stay on earth before his return, God is in all of us


[3 Points] None:

Those times you can hear your CPU running like crazy but yet you see pretty nonexistant/low cpu usage when running 'top' command on terminal in tails. All the while you know it is just collecting, sending all your data/screenshots of everything to the big surveillance cloud. Waiting for the moment the planned future worldwide sting happens where everyone on tor suddenly goes to jail and police state government takes its rightful place...

good thing I am just here to study security/IT


[1 Points] PM_ME_UR_SKETCH:

The "One of us" that needs help" is /u/Pelican_Vendor and they want to raise money to send him/her/it to the loony bin.

That's why he doesn't know about this.