When your Express order lands in 16 hours....

FUCK YES

Thank you xxxMDMA! (on AlphaBay)

Along with the best fentanyl HCl in town, you've got the best shipping times in the game.

HIGHLY recommend this guy if you're into fentanyl HCL, etizolam or MDMA.

A++++ would endanger my life with a highly potent opiate analogue again!!


Comments


[5 Points] None:

MDMA cut with Fentanyl is my favorite, does he have any of that?


[2 Points] valuum:

I wanna see how his pure fent compares to U4777, I wonder if it's that much more potent or euphoric to be worth the extra cost. Can you comment, OP?


[1 Points] LostSomewhereInSpace:

It's supposed to be there in 24 hours or less lol


[1 Points] dnmyesterday:

16 hours? WOW. The vendor is probably your neighbor and he just put the package in your mailbox himself. Lol


[1 Points] Thoughtsofamaniac:

Former postal slave here, can confirm to all the doubters that express mail does in fact go through the same amount of scrutiny, that is to say barely any, as priority mail, as long as it doesn't pass through one of the coastal hubs where they tend to have beefed up security anyways due to customs imports. Express packages are considered so high priority that we postal slaves barely handled them, they're sorted on their own line and into their own bins and if you so somehow manage to fuck one up you can expect to get your ass chewed by an irate supervisor. Package throwers usually don't even take the time to look at a package longer than it takes to match the zip code to the appropriate bin and with express it's like a hot potato that you don't want to be holding if something fucks up.

All that being said, 16 hours is an abnormally short amount of time. Even express packs follow the postal clock so my guess is that if you got it that quickly you live within driving distance of the sorting facility it was sent to. Best not to reveal too much on here since that would also indicate proximity to the vendor. Almost any pack that's not within local radius gets shipped out on the first truck loads of the night and goes right to a plane.


[1 Points] DNMTiger:

Vendor?


[0 Points] None:

How do you even take fent HCl? Isn't the fatal dose like 2-3mg?


[0 Points] poopybutt9000:

Express shipping is highly watched and dangerous. You can't wait another 1-2 days for Priority.... REALLY?

Any vendor that ships Express doesn't give a damn about your safety...there's a reason why the VAST majority of vendors don't offer it.