HonestCocaine's review

I'm not really that knowledgeable about coke (I much prefer speed and am so glad that the pricing difference between it and coke is as it is). Neither do I know what it should feel like, so this review is of little practical value, but as I promised to post one, here goes.

The weight was just over. I ordered it evening on day 1 and it arrived on day 5 -- but that included a weekend.

Now here I am really going into unknown territory....

It gave me a general feeling of well-being and I absolutely had to get up and dance (we had some techno/house DJ playing on YT). I was talking a lot. I still couldn't get over the fact that speed is better for me.

We went to bed about three hours after doing 5 or 6 lines of about 4cm each and I found it very difficult to sleep. It made me fart a lot and I had dreadful wind. It didn't make me feel very sexy despite being in bed with someone I really fancy.

So, I have no idea whatsoever whether it was good, bad, or indifferent.


Comments


[6 Points] dnm-big-bro:

They don't call it blow for nothing. LOL I have heard of people having heart attacks from too much blow but NEVER fart attacks. Hahahaaaa OH, man. This review right here.... it totally made my morning better. Thank you! The idea of doing blow and then farting uncontrollably has me dying over here.


[2 Points] JburnaDNM:

I know baby laxatives are a popular cut for cocaine. Maybe that’s why you were farting.


[1 Points] Gabe-Utsecks:

Hahahaha farting rules. "I had dreadful wind" hahahahahaha


[1 Points] RealSamCulper:

I would stay away when it comes to large orders. This vendor got a guy for a 20k order.

Had to 50/50 it since there was no proof on either side. And he HC refused to give tracking. AKA he never sent it.

Yes its the real sam, give me one more chance.


[1 Points] RealSamCulper:

''So, I have no idea whatsoever whether it was good, bad, or indifferent.''

One of the greatest reviews I have read here. Maybe try again when you actually know something?