Moronic Monday - your weekly stupid questions thread!

Hey /r/DarkNetMarkets, it is time for Moronic Monday!

Post your questions here - stupid or otherwise - to get an answer. Anyone can post a question and the community as a whole is invited and encouraged to provide an answer. Many questions get submitted late each week that don't get a lot of action, so if your question didn't get answered before, feel free to post it again.

If you are a noob, check out our comprehensive FAQ; it is essentially a guide for buying from a DarkNet Market. You may also find it helpful to take a look at our informative community posts, which are full of valuable information and tips.

We do ask that you refrain from abusing noobs in this thread. Remember that everyone had to start somewhere.

Also, please refrain from asking sourcing questions or vendor recommendations in this thread. Those posts will be removed.

P.S. Check out /r/DarkNetMarketsNoobs, where it is Moronic Monday everyday!


Comments


[4 Points] JelloCreationist:

Here's a stupid question, if I have a reddit account but don't know the password, is it ever really my reddit account


[3 Points] Amanda-Binds:

It's Moronic Monday......let's get fucked up!


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[1 Points] tolerantclapper:

Lets say someone ordered something on the dream market, would they click "finalize order" before or after recieving said order.


[1 Points] Nesbitt14:

Dumb question, can I access through my phone? I've seen onion browser apps but question legitimacy


[1 Points] Nesbitt14:

Ty


[1 Points] f6UmBpI1DQxK:

EDIT>>> Uhh, it's been pointed out backchannel that the cause was almost certainly from me being a moron. Please don't waste your time by reading below

Ok, you asked for it:

How do I enable posting of threads? I have given (I think) a thorough read to the sidebar, rules, guidelines, etc. I messaged the mods asking for help, and one obligingly (obliquely?) responded that I should thoroughly read the sidebar. I went back, and pored over it. I've come to the conclusion that:

  1. I am a moron
  2. I have a mental block of some kind that is preventing me from noticing an important clue.
  3. My browser (tor) is somehow mis-rendering the subreddit's css
  4. The fact that I haven't posted with this account before is somehow limiting my privileges on this sub.

I figure, hey, ANY of these reasons would be fine for posting in the Moronic Monday thread. So please, make fun of me, but please, help me huh? (even if via pm).

(The reason I ask is that I have vendor reviews to post. I am grateful for this sub, and wish to pay it forward)

Thank you everyone, and thanks most of all to Mr. Skeltal.