Found a Hair In My Brownie

Im not bitchin about finding a hair in my brownie, I could honestly care less. Im more concerned for the vendor because if I found one in my brownie, doesnt that mean that LE could potentially find one too? Im no forensic analyst either so if thats crazy then just tell me its time to take off the tinfoil hat.


Comments


[17 Points] MeowImAHorse:

Was it short 'n curly?


[3 Points] None:

Yes, they are going to pull the hair, run a DNA test, the cross reference it against the DNA database they have (which consists of every person born in the US, they take a sample at birth).

/s


[5 Points] concernedad420:

Eat the whole thing, you'll be so high you'll forget about the hair


[3 Points] throwahooawayyfoe:

I knew I left that thing somewhere...


[2 Points] citizen6548:

EEEEEEWWWW!


[1 Points] julesandvince:

Was it brownie mix or like an actual brownie? Like from the fucking oven.


[1 Points] Raycharles123:

Same thing happend to me with a package and i thought the same exact thing. Found a full on long as hair, most likely female, inside the vacuum packed.