META-VENDOR REVIEW: Muddy Sends a Shout-Out to his Fans

After getting so much love and positive feedback for my marijuana reviews, I thought I would share some of that warmth right back with you.

First, to the gentleman who asked me what I was hoping to accomplish by insulting his mother I can only say this. I do not have pictures of my hairy balls slapping your mother's ass. If I caused any confusion toward that end, I sincerely apologize. I have a couple shots of your sister giving me a happy ending at your family's massage parlor, but so does everybody on 4chan so that's really no accomplishment.

Ah yes, where were we. We were talking about weed.

Now, I'm not just a warm and friendly people person -- I'm also a seasoned smoker. I know weed like I know Dale Carnegie's How to Win Friends and Influence People. And I told you what I know about the weed I bought. I'm sorry I didn't include pictures. Would you like me to bring crayons next time?

Honestly, I wonder if you bozos don't want to look at pictures of weed for the same reason you like looking at pictures of pussy. You've never seen either in person but you like to fantasize about them. I do apologize profusely and hope that in lieu of weed photos you can find some other cause to wrap your stubby little fingers around your shriveled schlong and dream about life in the stoned lane.

Sorry, guys, but Muddy is going to teach you how to use your imagination for something more than fapping and sending out phony "I GOT A CD!!" posts. I'm going to share my glorious verbiage about the herbiage for the discerning smoker.

My cause isn't just driven by stubbornness. I don't have a camera that takes decent macro shots. I shall certainly start saving my pennies toward a Hassleblad, some Zeiss lenses, and studio lighting which will allow me to capture every glorious detail of a tasty bud. That will, I trust, be sufficient to provide you with hours of unpaid entertainment.

Your ever-humble reviewer and fount of good cheer, I remain

Muddy


Comments


[5 Points] None:

Was the CD a Creed CD???? Creed rocks :-)


[0 Points] BrlingtonCOATfactory:

And this useless thread is supposed to be about what???