I was browsing around the cannabis concentrates on Alpha bay, and I saw this:
He also offers to flavor it using koolaid or gatorade powder, WTF?
How does one even ship bong water?
edit: /u/DomesticLSD can you explain?
Is this dude seriously selling used bong water?
I was browsing around the cannabis concentrates on Alpha bay, and I saw this:
He also offers to flavor it using koolaid or gatorade powder, WTF?
How does one even ship bong water?
edit: /u/DomesticLSD can you explain?
[554 Points] None:
[51 Points] Flakes2011:
Less than 10$ for used Bong water!?!?!?!? Sign me the fuck up please!!!
[55 Points] DaRealDonaldTrump:
I actually do not enjoy weed.
This vendor was born for me!
Now I don't have to get fucked on THC in order to get my heavenly bong water.
[35 Points] RookieMafia:
dude it's super easy to separate thc concentrates from bong water at a molecular level
lol jk this is fucking stupid why is he doing this? why did he pay a vendor bond?
[21 Points] TheLastCig:
We need more bong water and grilled cheeses so I can have my DarkNet Meal like I used to back on SR1!!!!
[14 Points] ILIKEDRUGSTUFF:
If people buy this shit, i swear i have lost all hope in humanity. However i lol'd
[10 Points] gym_n_genetics:
The BongLord would certainly approve.
http://tosh.cc.com/video-clips/beu2hs/cewebrity-profile---bong-lord
[10 Points] weedandsyrup:
Does it boof well?
[9 Points] None:
buys lifetime supply
[6 Points] peoplejam:
Shit cures cancer, mate. Get on it
[3 Points] NGC3623:
RemindMe! 1 week
[3 Points] nopropaganda:
Times is hard bro
[3 Points] A_Wild_Interloper:
I read every comment and I still have no idea what's going on here. Top quality satire. This is up there with the dead lift butt plugs post in r/fit!
[3 Points] banksnsons:
best marketing 10/10 marekting comittee 2017 bestmarketr e awards
[3 Points] OnAcidButUrThedum1:
Don't you worry about traces of your saliva ending up in the final product? De-anonymizing water.
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[2 Points] None:
"There's more than one way to get high, maaan".
[2 Points] XxExpansionxX:
I thought I had seen it all... Makes no sense to me, and seems like it would be more fun to make your own, but hey if the guys making money can't hate on that.
[1 Points] drug_throwaway1776:
To me it sounds like he is selling flavored water to put in your bong, maybe so that it could flavor the smoke that goes through it? Idk though
[1 Points] None:
LMAO
[1 Points] None:
How is it for reuse?
[1 Points] None:
I think ima have to check out that book.
[1 Points] None:
The only reason I'm not touching this shiny new bong is because fresh tap water is nasty af. If his quality claims hold up I'll write a review.
[1 Points] mejuwi1:
Id buy a gallon right away if you were to ship to the UK
[1 Points] scazzat:
Rofl dude, you really commit to the troll.
[1 Points] coffeencreme:
Reminds me of grilled cheese sandwich guy on sr1
[1 Points] technicalextacy:
Do you accept FE orders for new customers? I can't wait to try the pumpkin spice!
[1 Points] AkabaMami:
How does one even ship bong water?
How does one even buy bong water?
[1 Points] toomanynoobquestions:
Selling used bong water? Of course it's used! Can bong water be new? "New" bong water is simply water, is it not?
[1 Points] bucketfool:
What a poor thing
[1 Points] ruraltortise:
i just emptied my bong and put it away until i can get a pack of this in. my whole life i have been doing it wrong. smoking like some kind of pleb. thank you for showing me the true way DomesticL
[1 Points] NiggBot_3000:
I'll take 10
[1 Points] MollieIsYourFriend:
I would do it if it were like Amanda Bynes (my hero) bong water or something.
[1 Points] -G3722-:
It's like stoner moonshine
[1 Points] TheAlmightyGawd:
This is what happens when you keep helping children on DarkNetMarketNoobs get on the market
[1 Points] python134r:
I want a IV drip of that FLAVOR too..........
Somehow, someway someone will purchase this and give it accolades, Like Ceaser returning to Rome.
[1 Points] BomptonsFinest:
RIG WATER HERE , RIG WATERRR FOR SALEEE
[0 Points] disposable43436879:
click·bait ˈklikbāt/ nouninformal noun: clickbait; noun: click bait
(on the Internet) content, especially that of a sensational or provocative nature, whose main purpose is to attract attention and draw visitors to a particular web page.
This thread is clickbait just to advertise this vendor. And from the number of upvotes, he succeeded. Damn, I was considering ordering from this vendor. Not sure after pulling spammy shit like this.
[-1 Points] foodtruckfireball:
This shit is wack
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