Taking drugs on holiday.

This has probably been asked loads of times but I'm a lazy cunt.
I will be flying out of London to SE Asia this months.

I have quite a stash of substances and I would really like to take some small amounts with me. I want to take a few tabs of LSD, some Coke and some Mephedrone.

I have some Valium on prescription but didn't want to take them with me as I want 0 suspicion. I can buy Valium when I get to Thailand, and weed isn't a problem.

How would you smuggle 5-10 tabs of acid, 2g of coke and 2g of Mcat onto an aeroplane?

Cue posts about shoving it up my butt...


Comments


[4 Points] bobbiggs69:

You can probably get away with it was a leisure traveler, not many people get their luggage searched. However, what you need to consider is how you will handle your interaction with customs. Those guys are trained to make you anxious. If you're doing something illegal, and they can see something in the way you're acting, you will be singled out and searched. You need to think long and hard how you will act under that kind of pressure. Have you ever got pulled over by the police immediately after buying coke? How did you act? Customs agents are better than the police at making you feel anxious. They don't smile, they don't laugh, and they have this way of making you feel like they know what you're doing.


[5 Points] None:

Someone I know recently flew out of a UK London Airport to Greece with x5 ALD 52 blottters. He had a shell case for his mobile phone and stashed them between that and the phone. ;-)


[5 Points] Dnm_cunt:

Okay so update: currently sitting in my jacuzzi with 10 tabs of LSD, 5g of weed and 2g of ajaxfc's finest cocaine in my hotel safe. Turns out it was pretty easy. Just put it in your bag...

Relevant:

https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/4lig55/tifu_tripping_on_lsd_at_heathrow_airport/


[3 Points] Sandstormguy123:

before i even read it i thought shove it in the ass.. hm would mailing it to your hotel be a possibility?


[3 Points] Purplebuddy:

Just reading this post makes me nervous.. Drugs, airports and south east Asia. I'd be really careful mate, I used to go through Western European customs with no problem but then I got caught in Norway, flying from Spain. They let me go with a fine but that was my smuggling days well and truly over. Scared the shit out of me, I can't even begin to fathom doing it in Asia... I've seen midnight express to many times!


[2 Points] Dnm_cunt:

Possibly. I am only out there for a couple of weeks and haven't even booked a hotel. I usually just find accommodation on arrival. It's really easy over there.

I think the LSD would be easiest to hide. But I think the powders may need to go into the butt butt.... Any advice on this anyone??


[2 Points] Dnm_cunt:

I'm pretty cool under pressure have been caught red handed with a late quantity of mdma all split up and scales before. I was also literally covered in mxe powder (I tried to throw it but ended up covered in it!) I am very good at building rapport and just explained to them that I was part of a stag party and that was just our groups drugs. This was a total lie but I was released a few hours later with a caution.


[2 Points] Dnm_cunt:

What I'm most concerned about is what to pack it in. Foil is best for tabs but would show on an X-ray???


[1 Points] Dnm_cunt:

Nice idea, keep em coming!


[1 Points] Dnm_cunt:

Yeah but I can buy Valium otc in Thailand so would rather buy them there than to be questioned about any pills on me. I'm looking more for packing advice. Foil wrapped tabs will show on X-ray. The coke I was thinking of just strapping to my leg somewhere under a plaster - I have some fresh cuts and bruises on them.


[1 Points] Dnm_cunt:

It could be my new 'thing'!


[1 Points] Dnm_cunt:

Oh it's gonna be soo gay...


[1 Points] Dontcarepayme:

LSD is nothing. It's literally a piece of paper???? And a handful of pills is nothing. Coke is a different story. I've smuggled weed into 3rd world countries before like SEA. Scary experience.


[1 Points] Dnm_cunt:

God damn but I really want to do some nice yayo in my penthouse apartment! Scoring drugs over there is asking to get thrown in a Thai jail. I think unless I think of something genius I'm gonna leave the powders at home....


[1 Points] HashishToker:

The LSD will be easy, as others have said whack it in between the pages of a book. As for the powders, i reckon the butt will be the way to go. Ive done it plenty of times with hash and bud. Bag it 1st, cling film the bag, whack it in a condom and slide it up. It really isn't that bad and chance are you've already snorted something that us been up a strangers arse, so may as well complete the circle :)

Only thing you have to worry about is the body scanners some airports use now, i know they use them at East Midlands airport and thats a pretty small airport really. Thankfully i've never been scanned but would suck to get caught leaving the country. Just make sure you travel with nothing that can set of the metal detectors, the only people i've seen get body scanned set off the metal detector 1st.


[1 Points] Curiousjunkie:

I take L-tyrosine, which is a white powder that comes in veggies casules. Very easy to empty and refill. Maybe do that? Idk about the smell of the coke though. Just a thought!#


[0 Points] InTheDitch:

What what, in the butt


[0 Points] random_addict:

swim travelled with 2c-b by kilos in their bag inside EU (registered luggage) a few times and weren't caught. but I call it luck, wouldn't do it myself, especially for flights outside of EU.

In your case you could dissolve LSD from your tabs in 9:1 everclear to distilled water solution and put it in eyedropper (but count the drops!). other way would be just putting tabs in your pocket.

I don't have any idea for powders of your choice besides anal plugging them. but if you will act suspiciously or your body temperature will rise customs might look inside your ass too, I'd try eating benzos before entering the airport so that'd calm you down so that you wouldn't end up deconspiring yourself.

But if i'd want to move small amounts of drugs across the border I'd just mail them to the hotel I'd be staying at. If you don't know where you'll be staying at you could ask sb to mail the drugs after you are accomodated?