Moronic Monday - your weekly stupid questions thread!

Hey /r/DarkNetMarkets, it is time for Moronic Monday!

Post your questions here - stupid or otherwise - to get an answer. Anyone can post a question and the community as a whole is invited and encouraged to provide an answer. Many questions get submitted late each week that don't get a lot of action, so if your question didn't get answered before, feel free to post it again.

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Comments


[9 Points] stickyickytreez:

Wtf is up with the acid market? Was going to pick up a sheet from sonic substance or pelican but now all this talk about TT LE or odd stuff?? You guys shit posting or is there legitimate concern? I would have thought people would post bad reviews if shit was going down. I just want a good sheet.....

Could someone suggest a good vendor/market?


[8 Points] None:

Why do I feel tired and dead after 8 hrs sleep but feel ok and lively after only 5


[6 Points] wtstalin:

why did I get clean from heroin only to get addicted to benzos 5 years later


[5 Points] None:

Why has this place become somewhere that you can post your dick in a review? One time? Sure, I can see how there is some humor there. But for the rest of you, we get it. You can receive drugs in the mail and you have genitals.

I think I'm going to pull a GOD and give up on you guys, and disappear into the nether hoping that you all straighten up a little.


[4 Points] Dreamz1943:

I just ordered from the Netherlands, am I fucked?


[3 Points] Zoosh1000:

Where can I find more information and reviews on vendors delivering to Australia? Are they still out there?


[3 Points] None:

Hey people that own a dog- do you let your dog bark and bark and bark if you are at home? Or do you tell it to quiet down? I don't own a dog, never did, but I swear my fucking neighbors let their dog bark and bark and bark every time its let outside. Are they deaf? Immune to the barking? Or just dicks who don't give a fuck about their dog barking for 2 hours straight?


[3 Points] Kolai1:

Orders to my country take up to 50 days. Should I just give up on drugs and become a popstar?


[1 Points] darkcoont:

How risky are international orders really, like from the UK or Canada. I know on clearnet, ordering from Canada is apparently not as big of a deal compared to europe. Is this the same for darknet, or is it different cause most of these compounds are straight illegal?


[1 Points] hhayn:

Why do we always hurt those we love the most?


[3 Points] None:

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[1 Points] None:

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[1 Points] AutoAlejandro:

I am traveling soon for an event and dont want to buy shit from there. My hotel wont accept packages and I don't really know anyone there to ship stuff to. Would General Delivery at the post office work? I could overnight it so it only sits there a day, but still... I really dont want to fly with anything. Thoughts?


[1 Points] Bloodrayne2113:

Found a few things from a vendor I'm considering ordering.

What's the general consensus on Germany -> (SW) US?