Vendor: SalsifyOrganics Feb. 21,2018
Vendors Markets: Dream Vendor Country: USA
Substance: Cocaine
Suspicious Effects: Base yield using baking soda method was 100%
Abnormal Color/Texture (Yes/No): No
Suspected Adulterant:
Home Testing Done? Testkitsplus 5 star color indicates >90% cocaine and testkitsplus active cut color indicated ephedrine
Price: 1 gram for $64
Advertised purity: Flaky Fishscale Bolivian Cocaine FE discount
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Samples of CS, PD, SO after acetone washing before tap plating https://www.photoland.io/i/PsCoQ
Results for CS, PD, SO after tap plating, showing pure crystals and cut powder for each https://www.photoland.io/i/Ps2Ls
SalsifyOrganics cut powder and crystals side by side https://www.photoland.io/i/Pdlxb
Close up of SalsifyOrganics crystals https://www.photoland.io/i/PspwO
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Comment: 2 day Priority shipping! Gorgeous looking Bolivian cocaine. With a smell that says "this is how cocaine should smell." It has the alluring bouquet of cocaine alkaloids that is pleasing to inhale. The cocaine is loaded with sparkling diamonds. It feels dry yet oily when rubbed between finger tips. It flakes easily. Upon insufflation the cocaine is drawn into the sinuses, no burning occurs. No Colombian punch in face with this Bolivian. It has a slow build before you can begin to feel its effect. Describing this 90% cocaine as having a very mellow high is a misrepresentation and too polite of a description. This cocaine's high is incredibly fucking weak for having a 5 star test result and its totally unacceptable. Time for Sherlock Cocaine to investigate the mystery behind this Cocaine Imposter.
Having both human detected and chemistry verified the weird results with this batch, an acetone wash was selected to be the first step in solving this crime of deception. The details and comparisons to other vendor's cocaines you can read in this sub in "A Tale of Three Acetone Washes: Chemicals_Spain, PeterDrinklage, SalsifyOrganics."
The acetone wash is well known NOT to remove levamisole and ephedrine. levamisole requires a Hexane wash and simple water will wash away ephedrine. If your cocaine is not in base form a water wash will wash away your cocaine too! So, a neat trick to avoid having to do hexane and water washes, ether, chloroform, and ammonia extractions and subsequent crystallization, is to tap plate the acetone washed cocaine. Tap plating causes the cocaine hydrochloride crystals to jump out of the powder containing the cutting agents and march down the plate to you. Where it knows your nose is waiting impatiently for these sparkling beautiful pure cocaine hydrochloride crystals of euphoria. But weight! Weigh first, snort second!
The purity results for SalsifyOrganics: Testkitplus reagents > 90% cocaine Sherlock's acetone wash and tap plating: 27% cocaine
And now for something completely different The discrepancy of magnitude between results for SalsifyOrganics is not understandable. So, I did something completely different than i have ever done before. I tested the purity of the cut powder remaining from SalsifyOrganics after tap plating it with the testkitsplus and the result totally confused me. SalsifyOrganic's cut powder had a 5 star cocaine color indicating 90% purity! WTF? But, there were no crystals in the cut powder. It was flour-like powder and felt lifeless.
I no longer use my body to test left over unknown cutting powders, first precipitates from A/B ammonia extractions, white substances left on cooking spoons or anything that results in the cut being concentrated. i have gotten very ill in the past from tasting or snorting or smoking this nasty shit. So, no i did not snort, taste, smoke, boof or inject it which is why I am alive to write this.
A cutting agent must be mimicking as cocaine causing the test to produce erroneous high cocaine content results for SalsifyOrganics. I emailed the Canadian manufacturer of the test kits for their knowledge as to what compounds would cause their test kit to produce false positive readings. Cocaine imposters are hidden everywhere, bastards. And it's our moral responsibility to call them out and make them known to the public.
I don't believe the vendors are the ones responsible, it is coming from one level or more above them. I am looking forward to reading the comments by readers about possible cutting agents that could fake the testkit reagent test into identifying them as cocaine rather than active cuts. I hope that some of the comments can assist in educating myself further about analyzing cocaine and its parasitic cuts.
Photos: Samples of CS, PD, SO after acetone washing before tap plating https://www.photoland.io/i/PsCoQ SalsifyOrganics cut powder and pure crystals side by side https://www.photoland.io/i/Pdlxb Close up of SalsifyOrganics cocaine hcl crystals https://www.photoland.io/i/PspwO
Disclaimer: Cocaine is the most difficult drug to assess Cocaine's effect is dependent on your internal psych state, your external psych state, how you do it, whether you do it with or without alcohol, % active cuts, homogenization quality of the brick, batch variation, time of day, position of the sun, moon and stars, cats and dogs sleeping together, and if this isn't enough there is the subjectivity aspect, i.e. personal preference for speedy vs mellow, introvert vs extrovert high, gas smell vs no smell, powder vs rock etc..
Such is the siren's call. "She's alright, she's alright, Cooooocaine."
Yikes. I used to buy from this guy but I got a gram that felt psychoactive in a way not entirely dissimilar from cocaine, but definitely not cocaine. I have no proof but I suspect there may be an active cut of some sort of RC and your scientific fuckery would seem to indicate similar. cocaine byproducts also seem like a possible answer, do you think norcocaine and the other byproduct alkalods from coca production would cause something like this?