I'll start off by saying this is my first but I've been a lurker for around a year and have used DNMs since SR2. I don't normally do this sort of thing but felt it was necessary considering the circumstances which I'll go into in the review.
Vendor: [marktcokeman]
Market: [agora]
Product: [2 grams of 'pure flakes' 92% cocaine]
Shipped from: [Netherlands]
Shipped to: [UK]
Required FE: [No]
Vacuum Sealed: [Yes]
Decoy: [No]
Handwriting: [No]
Rating
Communication: [0] / 10
Stealth: [5] / 10
Shipping time: [10] / 10
Price value: [10] / 10
Aesthetics: [10] / 10
Weight: [2] / 10
Quality: [10] / 10
Transaction: [10] / 10
Vendor: [5] / 10
Drug: [10] / 10
TOTAL SCORE: [72] / 100
I decided to go with markt after comparing his prices with various other coke dealers and saw his claims of pure uncut coke for a very small price per gram. At $130 (£80) for 2g this is the price I would normally pay for a single gram or for 2 'social' grams so was naturally curious at this offer. The shipping was very fast and only took 3 working days to arrive. I opened up the package and there was no decoy but the product was sealed in vacuum packing. Usually from Holland I'd prefer a decoy but maybe that's just my paranoia and every package I've had from there has been fine without. Naturally I tested the product on arrival and all I can say is WOW. I did a medium sized line and went to the window for a fag thinking it was good-nice, easy on the nose but nothing special. Halfway through my cigarette I got the kick of it, a sudden burst of energy and it felt like my heart was gonna hit it's way out of my chest. It kinda floored me to be honest which I've not had off of coke in a while. I was thoroughly impressed and would say it compares with the more expensive stuff on the market.
However. On reinspecting the product I did feel it looked a bit underweight. I didn't have scales at the time and thought nothing of it so finalized the order. Upon getting scales and weighing the product it came out to be 1g (0.9 + the small amount I had taken). Normally I wouldn't be too fussed about paying £80 for a gram of good coke but it's the fact it was advertised as 2g.
So far communication has been non existent after I first addressed the problem 3 days ago. I've sent two messages but not had a whisper back. I understand I probably fucked up by finalizing before weighing but even a message saying 'Sorry mate there's nothing I can do about that' would suffice. So to marktcokeman- I like your gear a lot and would happily order again if you can somehow sort something out but until then I'll be taking my business elsewhere.
PS. This is my first post so if there is anything wrong with it let me know, I wasn't sure if it was good form to put prices in reviews but went along with it anyway
PSS. If anyone has any other recommendations for coke let me know
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