Best way to lube up a new PO box?

so after some personal reasons I don't really trust my roommates too much with my drugs/mail so I got a PO box. Whats the best way to lube it up with legal mail first so I feel a little safer. I know /r/freebies is good but I'm looking for more shit that will look like letters. Pretty much I'm asking where I can sign up for some old school junk mail lol.


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[30 Points] DancingWindAway:

Came here for a story of somebody who wants to literally use lubricant on his PO Box. Was very dissapointed, could have made my day. (⌣̩̩́_⌣̩̩̀)


[16 Points] blacklisp:

Request information from colleges and universities.


[8 Points] entactoBob:

This seems like a bad idea not grounded in any form of reality. There is no "lubing" up a PO Box, no way to faux-legitimize it, as if that's the way the USPS worked, as if they watch all new PO Boxes at first until they see junk mail arrive then they stop watching it.

PO Boxes generally diminish and/or remove your ability to use plausible deniability successfully as a defense against potential criminal charges & other allegations.

E.g., in the unfortunate event of a controlled delivery attempt from LEO, denying knowledge of / rejecting a package is plausible at your home, but walking into a location with security cameras & picking up a package from your newly opened PO Box is a lot more difficult to explain in court. Possession is 9/10 of the law, as they say.


[8 Points] al_eberia:

/r/freebies will get you old school junk mail. Your address will get sold to marketers everywhere.


[7 Points] noonehear:

I lubed up my box and just couldn't resist the urge to insert my penis.

This got me banned from the post office.

I do not recommend this route.


[6 Points] KompleteFreedom:

Just order a bunch of shit from eBay.


[3 Points] Dr-Maximum:

I never did any of that

If you only order small amounts, I wouldn't worry to much


[3 Points] Pvt_HarukoHaruhara:

whisper sweet nothings into its ear while draggin your finger across their inner thigh..Niagra Falls via USPS


[2 Points] lividliver:

Publishers clearance house... I think PCH anyway we get shit tons of junk letters from them


[2 Points] Alchemist42:

try /r/freebies. You can get loads of free random crap from there.


[2 Points] AgoraMarket:

Best way to lube up a new PO box?

KY Jelly will help your "package" slide inside that box much smoother. ;-p


[2 Points] opshouldanhero:

http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B005MR3IVO/ref=mp_s_a_1_1?qid=1426611529&sr=8-1&pi=AC_SY200_QL40&keywords=55+gallon+lube not the cheapest option but definitely will get the job done


[1 Points] HelpWantCanfylip:

I have a question to you OP. Would you use your real name on the PO box?

I can't because mine is blacklisted... how should I proceed?


[-1 Points] None:

Are you like 16 or some shit? Aside from drugs I also get credit card statements, car insurance statements, among spam such as credit card offers, car insurance offers, and all that annoying shit that is actually addressed to me somehow.


[-4 Points] EvolutionAUS:

Just send a letter addressed to yourself or a fake name to your P.O box, did that with a fake letter that had cash in it with a fake name on it, once it came through proper I knew no one was checking my mail at least for now and that the name wasn't a problem, still ordering under that name