So I just had a Xanax bar.

How long does it take before I can start feeling the drama?

Will I get visions of Quantik wielding a bloody knife, creeping around in my room?

Edit: Minute 20. Still here.

Edit2: minuet 50. stll here


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[129 Points] None:

You still type coherently. Give it a few more minutes.

Edit: "minuet 50. stll here"

And so it begins...


[61 Points] None:

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[41 Points] SecondChanceUsername:

This is a shill...Nobody can have just one xanax bar.


[19 Points] shroomenheimer:

1 hour: hmmm I haven't taken any xanax yet today, I should take one


[16 Points] notaphaggot:

any signs of fent?

please let us know if you die.


[9 Points] throwaxanny:

you have to become one with quantik

also /r/DNMcirclejerk


[10 Points] Littleanniadderall:

Oh god, this reminds me of when I decided to take like 8mg of kpins (not a huge dose but still) and video tape myself every half hour. I ended up deleting them all because they were SO cringey and not cute at ALL.


[9 Points] None:

...aaaaaaaand he's gone.


[8 Points] wiggitywiggity123:

i took like 3.45 xanax im fuckin chillin as fuck with an hydros i took from my boy brett


[6 Points] SlappySpanBank:

The xanax Gods from private sub will smite you unless they are pressed by Quantik.


[7 Points] deceptivelyelevated:

He forgot he posted...


[3 Points] Acid_BBMC:

Just you wait.


[3 Points] Vendor_BBMC:

Bartard shill posts don't have the subtleties of light and shade we expect on this sub. Or even the primary colours of LSD shills. Instead, it's pure hero / villain pantomime in black and white.

I suppose when you're about to order from a marketplace, all you remember through the fog is the words that stand out "Quantik" "200 extra bars free" "fentanyl" and "sabotaged his plug".

swaying in front of your laptop, a bruise where you bumped into the corner of the table, you try to work out if Quantik good or Quantik bad.

When the bars arrive you don't have a clue who sent them.

You thought you ordered from barbarosa but quantik bars arrive. You log on to post "PROOF THAT BARBAROSA IS QUANTIK"


[2 Points] AceJunkie:

Any minute now


[2 Points] blueatheart:

Update after 20 minutes. If you can still type. Lol


[2 Points] GnarTheBarGod:

Say goodbye to that shit called skin. You're for sure going to die...unless Belize.


[2 Points] sruvolo:

I recently ordered a bunch of xanax but was sent a pill bottle full of sand, like from the beach. Bitch ass nigga.


[1 Points] MyDearMadDad:

Who was your vendor?


[1 Points] Ajmartin2006:

The fent must have gotten him


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[1 Points] bitbangr:

Ohhh sheeit! Minute 120: You be like did I post something on reddit?? You see you won't remember this or if you do it will be part of your internal monologue of omg wtf did I do last night.


[1 Points] Chrondon420:

did op die?


[1 Points] None:

I took a bar last night, went to bed, and my morning has sucked dick so far ..... I think it was the sleep that did it. I recommend avoiding sleep at all costs after ingesting xanax for at least 12 hours

good luck


[1 Points] altecMI:

I remember my first bar...kind of


[1 Points] None:

Edit: I forgot


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[-2 Points] None:

+1 now this quality post right. i don't +1 a lot so u did a great job lol