Sadly it appears Mrcandy has gone full retard..

His profile was always brief, informative, and too the point with information. Apparently he had a family issue (brother died it appears) where this past Tuesday no packs went out till the next day. Also apparently an issue where some people got the wrong packs or something like that, not entirely sure. But today's profile update sadly looks like Mrcandy has officially gone full retard. Here's his memoirs if anyone is interested:

Just to let you know this is what I deal with everyday. I mailed the fucker out on Friday lol. [hey man i know it hasn't been 3 days yet but normally your package gets too my house in 1 day andtoday is the second day and it still hasn't came yet so i'm a little worried, ive never had a package not be received so i'm a little scared about getting in trouble but i'll let you know on monday i'm hoping i receive it than, have a good weekend man :) These computer raise generation are the biggest pussy I have ever scene. They have no patience and want instant gratification. These kids need to go outside and fucking hurt them self play tackle football. But the kid hysteria is so bad your kid can't walk to a fucking park with you possible getting arrested by some walked out guppy fucking woman who has got fuck in years because her husband can't her. Anyways, just kind of went on a tangen about kids because the parents have turned them into being scared of their shadow. In any event , a little history on me. Graduate college with bachelors teach high school, but couldn't deal with the hysterical parents. Some parents are so hysterical I've read stories of them calling the cops at parks because the kid walked from there house a block away walked from there house. Shit when I was a kid I would be in woods all day all over, but news has focused so much absuctions that every things there kid is going to get abducted. But when u read the facts. Kids only get abducted by family members and I just realize the hysteria with kids nowadays is travesty. And it's only get worse. So I got two sides of education college and the streets.now kids don't settle argument with there fist they get on the co outer and mentally abuse kids which worse? When I was a kid if I to set s kid straighten I would get the ok from the kids and I usually broke jaws. And I got my shit broken and learned valuable lessons. Now don't think condone parents hitting kids...no ducking way, if I ever saw that I take the chance and go to jail just to fuck him up so bad. This whole fucking internet culture has made the younger generation thing they can get away with anything and not get caught.like fuck they get and they talk so much shit. I just don't understand what persons their going. I am no where near violent by natural But with me I live by a code unlike these punk internet kids. My point, anyone of you punk kids talk shit to and I'm talking below the belt like Nast shity specially with my family situation. I have no reservation to fly out to your town track you down and give you pretty substantial beating. However, if you a really kid kid you get a pass, but you father won't. I will fuck your dad up so bad you will see him bleed and cry. Ok my point is this isn't fucking walk around t man ok,but I'm trying my best. And to be honest the only thing holding back to come fuck these few individual up is the drug war. The news would love to run that news loves using propaganda and drug crimes. And you dumb young full of cum kids need other. I run, I rock climb and I do drug too. But you young naive kids that never got in a fit and not go outside and to be honest need their fucking asking kicked. I mean like a broken jaw....that wil change sir perceptive. My point is talk whit to me. I still have you address if it was not delivered. And the idea of get on a flight to come to is very exciting. Anyways I'm trying to act tuff, I'm just trying to get this internet to have integrity and codes to live like the streets. But I will say, I will not take any verbal abuse I will fly out to you the next we hope we can solve by talking. If not I will I convenience you for a few month physically. And that's because I'm an honest straight shooter. Anyways , still working FE missing packages. But you have to realize the post fucks up a lot. I just gave this tracking and it toto city back forth over 8 times. Ok.... Another suppose go to Florida. It's in Hawaii. When I canL prove with tracking that they fuck up I wil not give a refund, but 2 out 30 don't even register. That they were scanned. I still dont if y customer them 2 months and there bag I sent be I have no prove with. I'm really hoping there just the ones that did they scanned by accident or the barcode is fucked. Because then my clients playing for a fool. FYI there's two I believe 0 reviews because I'm ignoring the and they haven't received. I've posted what happen ok. I lost brother I still. And these two mother fuckers what take advantage and talk shut. So I might be out toenmonday and Tuesday to talk to these individuals in person. And again I'm not violent but I was raised and got self out went got great job but realized I don't like being the he race. Anyways, to two indiduals if they talk and take apologia and apologize the self. How can say, I will take of there counters put them on the streets and see if they will shit then. Now if lose bother and I ducked was ignoring there in the . But these fuckers are reason are sketchy is going downhill. So to teach them usually all ya have is break there jaw. Alright enough the aggressions think everyone I for and to your as fast possible but I warning in my current situation. I fly and brake your front ur parents and ur to I'll brake your dads and hi get real really bad. And you ever of it. Ok that they kind I grew with respect and codes. This fuc but lucky I your address I it was delivery

Admits he get excited at the thought of breaking buyers jaw's and that he keeps buyers addresses. Admits he loves drugs himself, and now this rant. I delt with this vendor once before (about a month ago) and have to admit, I was very pleased with the transaction in every way. I was about to make an order again today until I saw this. As good as the service was on my order, for safety reasons it may be time to find another vendor. I hope any potential buyers read this and equally decide no matter how good the deal may be, it's not worth it.


Comments


[3 Points] None:

I feel for him, having just lost his brother or whatever. but dude does seem like a bit of a lunatic. unbeknownst to him, he's just began offering a new product : Jaw Breakings. all you gotta do is place an order, send your target's address, then proceed to talk mad shit until the vendor flies out and breaks his jaw. or maybe his dad's. maybe both. jaws will be broken though, and many. no question about that. consider yourself lucky if your dog doesn't need reconstructive surgery following his visit. go ahead and stock up on soft foods now, you won't be chewing for awhile. beats trying to ask the cashier at the supermarket where to find the pudding and oral syringes with your mouth wired shut. shiiiiieeeeettttt. remake of Jaws, coming soon to a neighborhood near you. no shark in this flick though, bitch called out sick, came down with a bad case of 'broken jaw' after ordering from MrCandy

always was curious about why some vendors go into so much detail about their personal situations. I remember the one heroin/meth vendor called DarkHand or something like that used to do the same shit. maybe I am just paranoid, but it seems like if LE really wanted to catch the dude, they could place an order, get his approximate ship location, then compare that with a list of those who died within the past couple days and had a brother aged 30-50 living in that area who had previously worked in education. no more than a days work.

would make a great headline too. "Internet Drug Dealer Who Threatens Violent Beatings Finally Taken Off The Street"


[1 Points] SecureSecurities:

Wow, this guy is definetly a couple cans short of a 6 pack...

Sucks about his family, but that doesn't excuse this type of behavior.


[1 Points] runout129:

Bummer Thanks for the heads up I guess I have to try Dankface or Unadulterated..


[1 Points] bobbiggs69:

I wonder if all that tackle football and getting hit in the jaw prevents him from spelling and punctuating properly?


[-2 Points] a_wild_snatch_appear:

Dude's brother just died and you're posting his obviously drunk ramblings on reddit? Spare him his dignity.