Pack of 1lb shrooms got stolen then returned open with a note.

To Whoever it may concern,

I am so sorry. This is yours. I don't know you but my child stole this from your mailbox.... found the packaging today in the garbage. I'm so sorry and embarrassed. He has been into trouble lately and I don't want any trouble. It is all there he said. Once again, I am sorry. I know this is strange but I don't know what else to do. I hope you can understand.

Thank you.

Half the pack had a trip vac seal missing, looks like it's all there but thank god for this women who saved my ass, and thanks for thinking I'm a crazed drug lord who might kill you


Comments


[398 Points] throwawayk5zq47j6wd3:

You've got to be kidding me.

my child stole a pound of psychedelic shrooms from your property

He's gonna do it again btw.


[115 Points] d45f67h8:

Whenever you leave the house try to look as violent as possible, otherwise this could back fire. She knows where you live.


[111 Points] Wheethins:

You know she may have no idea what the shrooms actually are and is just hoping you dont call the cops on her for opening your mail.


[56 Points] Easycumup:

Send her. Fruit basket from somewhere reputable. Don't give it to her yourself. As a 'thank you' . I could see whoever this lady is, who has young children, telling others and her possible fear could turn into anger. It might end up in a police call sooner than later.


[55 Points] Jeter1302:

Damn thats crazy. Id be a little sketched out though. Maybe take it easy for a while. First time post long time lurker this seems like a.great place.


[50 Points] pandabeardnm:

maybe the kid ate some, had fucked up trip that caused him to tell his mom his misdeeds and thats why it was returned?


[55 Points] Black-Hand:

This might just be the most absurd thing I've ever read on this subreddit.


[23 Points] None:

Same thing happened to me once but with only like 25 xans. It got delivered to the wrong house and they said they opened it by accident and said sorry in their little message they gave me. Also they remailed it in brand new packaging where the xans were just sitting there freely in there lol. Really sketch tho.


[20 Points] None:

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[22 Points] murderhomelesspeople:

Man that's so close. I'd be worried about him telling his friends about it and pointing out your place. Hopefully he's scared silly


[17 Points] Xeeroy:

You should bring her cupcakes.

She did something right (however illegal) by returning property her child had stolen to it's rightful owner. If we all forget about the law for a second, she does deserve a bit of reward or recognition.


[14 Points] TemujinRi:

Years ago, I had nearly the same thing happen.Followed by cars broken down on the side of the Freeway. That just happened to be using binoculars to watch my home. Followed by the FBI and DEA raid. Shitty week.


[12 Points] None:

Next time order powder fentanyl so the kid can't steal the mail again in his life


[10 Points] trowayayyy:

So this kid open the pack and didn't eat any? Are they good shrooms?


[10 Points] AndThenHeSays4:

You need to get a po box imho


[10 Points] None:

How did the kid know to steal that particular package?


[9 Points] None:

He will be knocking at your door asking you to sell him some in the next day or two.


[7 Points] _treehugger_:

How stealthy are 1lb of shrooms when they are mailed?


[5 Points] Jeter1302:

Man does the vendor normally have weight on point or over. I know my vendor throws a little over so most likely he tripped with a friend or a few hopefully he didnt tale it all him seltlf and knew what he was doing. Id lay low for a while because it seems like your getting bulk maybe try to get a diff drop. At the least try to arrange to be home when package comes so you can grab it.


[7 Points] ark1406:

Reminds me of the day I returned my neighbors kid


[8 Points] vxr1:

Write her back a note. Say that you understand that kids can be a handful sometimes and their is no reason to involve LE. Also pick up some fresh dried shrooms from the supermarket and make something delicious and offer it to her.


[3 Points] iNeverHaveNames:

Why does not one seem to be concerned with how the kid knew that they were even there? Are we assuming it was a total random act white he just decided to steal a random envelope/package from a random house?


[3 Points] just_a_sociopath:

Pretty fucking sure those parents are losing their shit because they think their precious angel stole drugs from a fucking druggo.

double down hard and say youll shoot him next time. Youll never see that fucker ever.


[3 Points] BoxAddict:

So you need to go buy some fried and battered mushrooms or make some (non trippy) and give that to the lady. Sending anything non-mushroom related would alert her that they are illegal/valuable. You could pour some cheap ass cream of mushroom soup into a mason jar, doesn't matter but keeps you off any radar


[2 Points] None:

Does she know you in person?


[2 Points] shlgn:

Imagine being in that kids position ahaha.


[1 Points] BarForBar:

How do you know it was a woman who wrote the note?

Nevertheless, what a bizarre story.


[1 Points] tripdawg420:

ha thats crazy


[1 Points] critic:

post a pic of the note


[1 Points] Danknugs410:

CLASSIC Lmao


[1 Points] None:

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[1 Points] UHM-7:

If you were a drug lord, wouldn't you kill her because now she knows of your operations..? Has this woman never watched a drug crime movie?


[1 Points] karachay:

Wow lucky mom didn't freak out and get LE involved.


[1 Points] marko9173:

great story. you got some rational neighbors.


[1 Points] None:

Is your mail box one of these you could open with no keys?


[1 Points] tranquilizedme:

His parents must have banned video games and TV for that guy for stealing drugs.


[1 Points] None:

label the box walmart then they thing legit


[1 Points] theshadowfax:

Kid was wanting to trip


[1 Points] shmoola:

I would flip your game, if the mailbox is connected to your house, maybe move your work somewhere else. Who the fuck really know what happened with that package.


[1 Points] nomorebullshittt:

His mom probably read one of those stories:

https://www.reddit.com/r/Drugs/comments/5nv24s/my_boyfriend_21_had_a_bad_trip_on_shrooms_and/


[1 Points] JustAnotherGuyonDMs:

This is just INSANE LOL..haha best "closest to being fucked" story of the year goes to you sir. What a cool ass mom but on the other hand she might of been scared shitless bahahaha!


[1 Points] DeepDownTrauma:

I skimmed through and I don't think anyone has mentioned it, but there is a snarky subreddit that exists to have a collective laugh at the expense of folks not dissimilar from us. This story is currently providing them with no small amount of entertainment, but for reasons I find... off-putting... /r/HarmReductionExperts


[1 Points] None:

Time to start setting out the dog poop decoys for Jr. to pickup.


[1 Points] NotACerealStalker:

Which vendor did you buy from? GFN?


[-3 Points] None:

The woman had no fucking clue what her dumbass kid stole, and most likely neither would the cops if she called them. Are shrooms even illegal? If they are it's a goddamn shame, cubensis are cheaper and more effective than therapy.