Spy School

Hi All,

I'm sorry for the cheezy title. I thought it would grab more eyes.

I was directed to this place, website-sub forum for help with my problem.

I want to learn tradecraft.

I see guns, drugs, and information being sold. And have heard of hitmen being able to be contracted. Is there anywhere in here that teaches covert intelligence gathering and counter intelligence practices, as well as links to outside reading material and hands on courses to take?

I have experience with many of the practices; evasive driving/racing lines, lockpicking, cryptography, martial arts, electrical work, firearm handling, etc. Is there something like an ex spook selling lesson plans? Historically, there have been many camps, training facilities, learning centers, all government ran, that trained spies to do what they do. I want to be the very best I can be. Both improving things I have knowledge of, as well as learning new and valuable skills to become completely self reliant.


Comments


[18 Points] SrslyNotACop:

You can't just go looking for a spy school. Have you ever seen spy kids?

They'll find you when you're ready


[6 Points] powerman15:

Just watch all of Burn Notice twice


[6 Points] None:

Drugs are about as reliable as the dark net gets. 2 markets have already dropped their guns section entirely because they are fuck hard to sell, let alone ship. If you buy a gun on the dark net its most likely a scam.

Computer exploits, they are a different ball game. I won't even link you directly to the Russian websites that even discuss these kind of things because you gotta learn a few things about the illegal state of things before you dwelve there. No one is gonna give you away the code capable of creating mayhem and even if they did it most likely will not work because this shit gets patched by teams of people more intelligent than you and me.

Counter intelligence? Have you been watching too much TV? Are you a Russian spy or something? Information like this is powerful enough for your international potencies of choice to protect behind nuclear weapons, good luck you and merry Christmas you retarded faggot.


[3 Points] fuckme_payyou:

Chicks dig guys with skills


[3 Points] Devoid_:

How's your crossbow skillz


[2 Points] octomarvel:

I watched every James Bond movie while accidentally inhaling petrol once.

Pretty sure that qualifies me.

=)


[1 Points] NZT-1:

If you want spy school join the navy or army and work your ass off to attend the defense language institute.


[1 Points] None:

/r/spy


[1 Points] Realitybytes_:

I'm an ex intelligence officer and let me make this very clear.

95% of the job is data analysis and paperwork, 4% is travelling and 1% is finding a way to get the authorities of the local country to do something without looking like you coerced them.

Want to work in counter intelligence? 60% data analysis and paper work, 10% travelling and 30% politics.

What you want is federal policing/enforcement... Those are your bang bang, sexy ideas you have in your mind.


[1 Points] None:

Watch old episodes of MacGyver, dude made Jason Bourne look like a pussy :-) Or you could just try to be Special Forces or a Seal, the weapons they give you are bad ass :-)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MacGyver


[1 Points] MrCluelessFrog:

God, I love this sub. Nobody does crazy quite like /r/dnms.