DETAIL | SPEC |
---|---|
Vendor: | Tijuanapaisa |
Market: | Hansa |
Link: | hansamkt3iph6sbb.onion/vendor/Tijuanapaisa/ |
Product: | Methamphetamine.HCl |
Price: | ~$22/gram |
Shipped from: | USA |
Shipped to: | USA |
STEALTH | Yes/No |
Discreet label: | Yes - printed |
Common envelope: | Yes |
Vacuum sealed: | Yes |
Mylar wrapped: | Yes - 1 layer |
Visual barrier: | Yes (mylar) |
Decoy item: | No |
Return address: | Yes - non-suspicious |
Pack variety*: | Yes |
*: for repeat purchases - does the vendor change packaging to avoid package profiling?
RATING | SCORE |
---|---|
Overall stealth: | 10 |
Communications: | 10 |
Shipping time: | 9 |
Price value: | 11 (yes, this deserves a +1) |
Aesthetics: | 9 |
Weight: | 10 |
Quality: | 9 |
Transaction: | 10 |
Vendor: | 10 |
Drug: | 10 |
TOTAL: 98/100 A+
What can I tell you? I'm blown the fuck away at how good these shards are. Maybe TJP is stepping his game up thanks to the jump to Hansa, but this shit I received/tested definitely is some top-quality gear. Last time I tried out his low-cost gear on AB I thought it was so-so. Definitely some good gear but I swear it seemed like there was either some cut or some unconverted pseudo in past batches. Not the case in this batch, holy hell!
I can't find any cut in it so far and I've puffed my six bowls now and there is hardly any residue. Maybe there are some squirrely chunks in there yet to be uncovered, co-crystallized cut and/or unconverted pseudo, but so far so good. And maybe our vendor's putting their best foot forward right now, so to speak, but either way, get in on this while the gettin's good, I say...
If I had to hazard a guess I would say this was probably Birch reduced or a variant of the Hydroiodic acid reduction was used to cleave the hydroxy bond from ephedrine extracted from Ma Huang. Actually, using a pressurized container pumped with Hydrogen gas in the presence of Palladium II Chloride (or another metal catalyst) would make more sense to me, but it's all dependant on what's available and unwatched on the global market, I'm sure. Either way, it seems like unsaturated HCl was left to sit and evaporate with the pure methamphetamine oil during crystallization, b/c there's a bit of a sting and the pH in distilled water is slightly acidic. Upon evaporation of the water, insufflation was far less painful I found, just a tiny sting for like 20 to 30 seconds.
Thankfully, the shards all look proper - kinda lengthy instead of thick. There's no waxy sheen to any of it, but some of the shake looks a little clingy. Could just be static though. Also, the shards all made a sound like coins in a jar once placed in a sodium borosilicate glass container - typically a good sign of rigidity/purity.
If you're into glass and you're already on Hansa, TJP is killing it right now with the deals. If multi-sig seems too complicated, it's really not. You've come this far, just stop being lazy, read the guides, follow the directions to a T and no bullshit - it's clearly a vastly superior system.
Hey, HANSA ADMINS → Let's get those registrations open, or at least do an invite system to slow roll. Something. But for chrissakes: Carpe Fucking Diem.
For anyone interested in using this new Vendor Review Template, here's the markdown code:
UPDATED VENDOR REVIEW TEMPLATE, JULY 2017
## [Vendor Review] ☞ vendorName ☜ drugName (optional)
DETAIL | SPEC
---------------:|:------------
Vendor: | (exact name as it appears on market)
Market: | (Hansa/Dream/DHL/etc)
Link: | `funkyShitHere/onion/vendor`
Product: | (the product reviewed)
Price: | ~$/gram (avoid admitting large quantity purchases)
Shipped from: | USA (country of origin - do not list state/region)
Shipped to: | USA (country shipped to)
**STEALTH** | **Yes/No** (Yes = preferred)
---------------:|:------------
Discreet label: | Yes/No
Common envelope:| Yes/No
Vacuum sealed: | Yes/No
Mylar wrapped: | Yes/No
Visual barrier: | Yes/No
Decoy item: | Yes/No
Return address: | Yes/No
Pack variety\*: | Yes/No/N.A.
\*: for repeat purchases - does the vendor change packaging to avoid package profiling?
**RATING** | **SCORE**
---------------:|:------------
Overall stealth:| 10/10
Communication: | 10
Shipping time: | 10/10
Price value: | 10/10
Aesthetics: | 10/10
Weight: | 10/10
Quality: | 10/10
Transaction: | 10/10
Vendor: | 10/10
Drug: | 10/10
**TOTAL: 100/100 A+**
Bull shit. I strongly doubt Sinaloa has switched over to medium scale birch. They're more likely doing a bastardized P2P via reductive animation. Left as a base. Redissolved in toluene or heavy naphtha. Shipped across the border as a liquid where its recrystallized in backyard kiddie pools in southern California. Oh and don't forget to dilute it 5:1 with whatever the fuck that cut is. I remember when tj first started. Shit was decent. Stealth was great. And it was 3dd like clock work. But tj decided to focus on price point. I have seen maybe 1 or 2 times where a vendor had a promo listing less than him. He's always rock bottom price. Now to compare what tj sells to small batch Ephedrine via RP/I. It does the artisans a disservice. Please boys and girls. Don't listen to the blatant advertisement that OP is spewing. If you want to educate yourself on current vendors, head on over to the hub, check out the meth review threads, and soak it all in. They won't steer you wrong.
BTW, I'm not saying don't buy from tj, just know what your buying.
-meth rant over.