So what should I do if I've purchased something I shouldn't have

I apologize in advance for this, I know this paranoia is the shitpost of this sub.

I used to use the dnms for small personal quantities back in the day, just using coinbase tor and pgp, having stuff ordered to my adress. Never ran much of a risk.

I was hanging out with a friend who's way more hardcore than me, and he doesn't dnm so I showed him, and he persuaded me to set up a deal for him. It was an awful idea, in hindsight, and I know I shouldn't have done it. I used neither a tumbling service nor tails, and ordered 100g mdma from the Netherlands to my home address. My only consolation was that my housemate said I could order it in his name for a free gram.

After having looked around some more recently, I'm freaking out. It seems like I did the exact wrong combination of things. Can you guys please tell me what I should do? The order is marked shipped.

Thanks so much. I know I'm an imbecile.


Comments


[20 Points] Pelican_Vendor:

Teach your friends to shut up if something happens. What package The nether what i don't have family out there what is mdna?


[16 Points] None:

It amazes me how bad some of the advice is. People saying you are fucked etc..

Use your brain. Clean your house and computers and phones. When the pack comes either refuse to sign for it and take the loss or if it's somehow delivered anyways, don't touch it or open it. Your friends name is on it, not yours. The retardation in this sub is epic. You also seem like a huge idiot for taking all this risk for 1/100th of the pack. You are taking all the risk and you get a 1% cut? Lol


[4 Points] LostSomewhereInSpace:

Talk to the vendor, see if they have actually shipped yet. If you FE'd you probably won't get your money back if you cancel. If the order has shipped there's nothing you can do but clean house and wait.


[4 Points] None:

ouch. I would say message the vendor, but doubt he'd get back to you before it's actually shipped. still worth a shot though. I wouldn't tell him the situation entirely, cause if he's a snake ass motherfucker he might see it as an opportunity to rip you off. thugh your situation is one of the few where a non-arrival is the preferable option, so maybe it wouldn't be considered a rip off. what I mean is that he may just not send, because he knows you won't dispute a non-arrival, due to relief youre not in jail

but yeah. clean house. probably should leave your comp at a friend's house once the expected arrival date gets closer.

honestly, there's nothing really to worry about. the only worries with receiving drugs in the mail stem from intentions to actually possess the drugs. if you intend to refuse the package at the door, what's there to worry about? I could be wrong, but I don't think police investigations work in the way that you think they do. first off, they attempt the CD, then if that goes 'well' for them, they'll collect additional evidence tying you to the order. doing all that before a CD would be substantially more work, without a guarantee the guy's even home or willingly accepts the package.

I'd be more worried about your dumbass roommate not fully grasping the stakes present here. someone willing to receive 100g of mdma in exchange for 1g is either oblvious to the world we live, or retarded. becuase of that, part of me thinks he'll try to accept the package sneakily (dat free gram, bro), get arrested, snitch on you, and THEN an investigation will be opened against you. which'll be a slam dunk. this is worst case scenario.

the jewish part of me says "but think about it, even if customs has a 49% interception rate...the odds are still in your favor". you should ignore that part though. but 100g MDMA @ netherlands prices...you could EASILY walk away with $5k....if you sold small bags, closer to $10k

also, unrelated but what kind of an american says "uni"? it's rare to hear americans say 'university' even, it's usually just 'college' or 'school'


[3 Points] topknotch89:

wow.

I was hanging out with a friend who's way more hardcore than me, and he doesn't dnm so I showed him, and he persuaded me to set up a deal for him.100g mdma from the Netherlands to my home address.

nigga you fucked up already.


[2 Points] TripAddict:

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[2 Points] dethcone:

Who did you order from ? Also you don't sound like someone who should be buying off the dnms..


[2 Points] Derrick4Real:

Enough has been said by the others. What's done is done. So I won't give you the speech.

What I will add, if you had almost a QP of mdma shipped to your house on his dime...you BETTER be demanding he break you off wayyyyyy more than 1 gram!

The risk from ordering from the NLs these days is high enough. Add 100g to that risk...and it's next level.

tl;dr your boy needs to break you off much more than 1g of 100g. Tell him you realized how much of a risk you're taking on behalf of his major profit...you should get at least 7g from that deal.

At least 7 grams!


[2 Points] sullyrb:

a free gram? hahahahahaha you retard, i would of charged him double. your a stupid fucking retard.


[2 Points] throwawayblue69:

You'll be fine dude just sign for it and then post pics of you guys using it and tripping on Facebook. In the comments make sure you tell your other friends how you got it.


[2 Points] None:

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[2 Points] exessmirror:

burn the dog and shoot the house


[1 Points] auramackerel:

Side note, will it help if I wipe my computer and phone and accounts?


[1 Points] None:

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[1 Points] RosyPalm:

The order is marked shipped.

Then the wheels are in motion and can't be stopped.

Plan for the worst and hope for the best.

Don't do anything that's going to mess up any deniability. Get your house so clean it squeaks.

Get tracking if you can, but don't go nuts checking it. Don't check it in anyway that can directly lead to you. All you really want to see is it moving smoothly in and out of customs, and then smoothly to "out for delivery."

Delivery day would be a great day to not be home. Heck, it would be a perfect day for a nice long walk around the neighborhood, right around mail delivery time.


[1 Points] Kgizzle80:

Just tell the cops it's not yours when they show up. That seems to work on t.v


[1 Points] auramackerel:

Just to clarify, I'm not getting the gram, my friend who's accepting the package is. I was getting half. Sorry for the confusion.


[1 Points] SunnyBadlands:

YOU'RE A FUCKING IDIOT. I know Rule #2 is don't be a dick but, if you are going to order drugs off the internet at least know a damn 1/4 of what you're doing. By the sound of things you know NOTHING ABOUT THE DNMS.

Advice: Clean fucking house top to bottom

If it is friends name keep your fucking mouth shut when the police come

my god just stay off the internet for all our sakes


[1 Points] 171gunslinger:

what happened OP?


[0 Points] Stoned3y3Codon3:

U fucking idiot one free gram thats ridiculous on a 100 gram order u deserve a qtr or more . Now when ur friend realizes hes fucked hes going to snitch u out


[0 Points] None:

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[0 Points] heyfreshhhhh:

Were you high as fuck when you agreed to this stupid plan?


[-1 Points] whatsupmang1:

You are a fucking idiot