[Vendor Review] [Nucleus] grandpajoe, you motherfucker! Free joints incoming!!!

DETAILED CHECKBOX
Vendor Name/Marketplace: grampajoe / Nucleus
Product/s reviewed: Free joint & 28g Blue Cheese flower
International?: USA
Vendor requires FE?: YES
Price before shipping: $200
Shipping cost: $15
Customer Service: pick one below with an "x" like this: [x]
[x]+5 Superb: Polite, prompt, ensures satisfaction
[ ]+4 Good: Professional, exhibits customer care
[ ]+3 Satisfactory: Adequate responses, resolved issue
[ ]+2 Marginal: Subpar communication, partial resolution
[ ]+1 Bad: Poor communication, no resolution
[ ]+0 Awful: Abusive responses, no resolution
Product Quality: pick one below
[ ]+5 Highest purity - highly potent
[x]+4 Mostly pure - potent
[ ]+3 Minor cut or impurity - strong
[ ]+2 Cut and/or impure - medium to weak
[ ]+1 Almost entirely cut - very weak
[ ]+0 Possibly bunk - no effect
Processing Speed: pick one below
[ ]+5 Processed & marked shipped in 24hrs
[x]+4 Processed & marked shipped in 48 hrs
[ ]+3 Processed & marked shipped in 72 hrs
[ ]+2 Package is late
[ ]+1 Package is very late
[ ]+0 Never received package
Price Value: pick one below
[x]+5 Excellent - great value & low cost
[ ]+4 Moderate - worthy value & fair cost
[ ]+3 At-market - neither good nor bad
[ ]+2 Below-market - so-so value, high cost
[ ]+1 Exorbitant - low value, excessive cost
[ ]+0 Rip-off - little-to-no value, unjustified cost
Stealth & OpSec: check all that apply
[x]+1 Vacuum-sealed
[x]+1 Mylar/non-porous container
[ ]+1 Decoy/misdirection
[x]+1 Low package profile
[x]+1 Good OpSec/PGP
TOTAL: (BAKED%)

Review:

I'm very pleased with this order. Seriously, you should order from grampajoe. I ordered because of the free j giveaway and it was totally worth it. Some said it wasn't worth the risk for a j. I said, in for a dime, in for a dollar; if it's gonna get intercepted, at least make it worth it. Obviously, if someone stabbed the pack with a machete and went hunting, there'd be nowhere to hide, but grampajoe used bullet-proof aroma control on this one. The smell isn't overpowering, but overall, at $200/oz., bonus weight, and a free joint, I think this might be the best bang for the buck that I've had from a DNM weed vendor before. The Nucleus pictures pretty accurately depict the product.

For those curious, the j weighed in at 0.679g.

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Really though, those joints are landing and I'm out of fire! BRB.

Edit 1: Awwww yeah. Camping MRE matches here we come!

Edit 2: I'll tell you this. I had to reseal a couple spots, expect the paper to seperate during shipping a tiny bit. I put a hollow cardboard filter on it also because that's how I smoke 'em. I finished 1/6th of it. I don't think I'll have much motivation to finish this review right now. Yeah... I'm pretty baked. I'll finish this review later.


Comments


[1 Points] None:

Cannabis reviews are such a disappointment without pics.


[1 Points] nucleusthrowwaway:

I never received my obama kush bho back when GPJ had his sale... glad you were pleased with your order


[-8 Points] BlackLivesMatterToo_:

lol did he really send only one joint and calls it a gift? what a cheap bastard sigh...