ordering with complications

My goat wants to order a large quality of pasta which if seized could lead to serious complications.

He cannot send the parcel to his flat for various reasons he can only send it to his local post office to be picked up.

He understands if anything was seized to deny deny deny. But he never picks up mail from his post office.

So if he was questioned he wouldn't be able to answer why he was there in the first place.

Would it be an option to purchase another item that wouldn't have any complications if searched.

Have the item delivered on the same day as the pasta...

Then if he was questioned he could state that he was only at the post office to pick up the item but the lady gave him another parcel with his name on it he wasn't expecting.

Would this work?


Comments


[7 Points] thinksyouareacop:

Nice try, officer. Goats can't even use a computer.


[1 Points] izza123:

Refer to yourself in the first person and stop calling it pasta you dick bag.


[1 Points] im_nomit:

Probably not. Delivering to the PO blows your plausible deniability out the water (even with a PO box -- though PO boxes are certainly safer than what you're suggesting here), especially if you have to talk to the clerk to release it to you. Personally, I'd recommend either getting a PO box and doing your orders like that from now on, or finding a drop like everyone else does.

And stop with the fucking goat and pasta shit. It won't do fuck all for ya in court, and it's just annoying to read through.