Dammit, some vendor's stealth is really wasting my time.

Recently, I have put in some orders with some vendors who use really superior stealth. And now, whenever I get my mail, I have to open every damn piece of pre-approved credit card spam and life insurance amendment, then sort through every page of it in hopes that someone might have stuffed some drugs in there.

It is taking too much of my time, and I get all excited when I see an envelope that turns out to be a real window-painting advertisement.


Comments


[73 Points] None:

Buy from shitty vendors with zero stealth instead. I hear prison is nice this time of year


[36 Points] None:

first world junkie problems, next thing you know "my chemical printer is taking too long to print my fucking 99.9% pure meth!"


[30 Points] ShulginsCat:

inb4 DNMs are a scam by credit card companies to make you sign up for 0% APR credit lines


[8 Points] Sunline_Inc:

This is funny..Well at least your not walking around looking at every pebble like it might be a crack rock.


[6 Points] KimJongUntouchable:

And now, whenever I get my mail, I have to open every damn piece of pre-approved credit card spam and life insurance amendment

I was under the impression that packages from the darknet came in mail bearing stamps or a USPS mailer. The vast majority (all?) of bulk mail comes without stamps, and USPS mailers like you and I would purchase (I sell things on ebay on occasion. Anyone looking to buy a Blue Snowball?) are far too costly for bulk mail. Instead this mail is sent bearing a barcode and permit number. It is linked to a commercial account that is then charged per amount of mail sent. The mail may be pre-sorted, which means it is going to everyone in an area, or targeted, like an advertisement for legal services.

So yea, are these people sending stuff with a commercial account? Seems incredibly dangerous if so.


[1 Points] molkk:

Haha, that's funny.


[1 Points] Sockopuppto:

It takes me like ten godamn minutes to get through vendor Xinhai's stealth. Anyone else who's ordered from him knows what I'm talking about


[1 Points] jimbo7771:

Take a look at the stamp markings. If it says presorted standard, chances are it's actual junk. Presorted first class is the sort of real stuff, like bills and invoices.


[1 Points] -lobali:

I haven't made orders recently but my last one was a tiny Baggie in a travel brochure. The Baggie wasn't IN the brochure... They just shared the priority flat rate envelope.

I wrote him and said despite everything else being great, a bag snaller then 2cmx 2cm of white power would fall out or those little gashes sorting machines make sometimes and suggested he buy a roll of scotch tape if that's all he's going to do. I assume - or ar least hope - he put it in the brochure. And I mean a trifold single page, not a 8x11 booklet. Envelope was the full 10 x 13" flat rate.

He was vending maybe 3 or 4 months before and 5/5. After I gave him a 2 nnnit seemed like everyone piled on their bad stealth and underweight and angry with underweight. I scored him a 2 and think I started an avalanche. But vendors job is to stealth.

Uh, Nope.