AMA - Pelican Jr. the side kick to everyone's favorite bird

Hey guys. For those of you who don't know, Pelican Sr. recently employed me to help with shipping. We are located on opposite sides of the country and we set this up intentionally so we could have the fastest possible shipping times.

It's probably obvious that I haven't done a very good job integrating myself into the community yet. I want to change that now. Ask me some questions, let's get involved on a personal basis, let's all be friends.

So fellow druggies of reddit, what do ya say?

ASK ME (almost) ANYTHING

Obviously do not ask questions in which I could potentially identify myself, that would be unchill


Comments


[10 Points] Clix828:

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What is this?


[5 Points] noonehear:

If you ever need law advice I am a certified professional in birdlaw.


[5 Points] None:

How's the acid thing coming along? Also PGOD.


[6 Points] LocalLawEnforcement:

Just curious where you live? If you are worried about OPSEC, you can just tell me your zip code.

Just wanted to say I really love the X. Me and my homies love to sit down and smoke some X. Stay real.


[6 Points] otistoole:

how many drugs can fit in your pouch?


[4 Points] None:

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[2 Points] Critical386:

  1. Would you rather fight 50 duck sized horses while rolling, or 1 horse sized duck while rolling?

  2. Same question, except acid - and they are not real.


[3 Points] TitanTokes84:

Bro you give to much info out on reddit


[2 Points] None:

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[2 Points] samwhiskey:

Folk Metal: yes or no?

And why is it yes?


[2 Points] FormerlyAristotle:

What is your mother's maiden name, your ssn, and can I have a scan of your ID by chance? Just kidding.. What made you decide to get into the DNM game?


[2 Points] boofk:

You both seem like good people. Be safe and good luck.


[2 Points] iloveeverybody12:

cocaine?


[2 Points] eskimoalvin:

How do you juggle work and family?


[2 Points] SuhrCustom11:

Are you east coast or west coast? Are your prices the same as Pelican's?


[2 Points] about-time88:

Hey man im a little late. I have only ever seen the pizza reviews, which are hilarious as a former delivery driver when I was younger. What exactly do you and your Papa_Pelican actually sell and why is the only listing for the USA account on Alpha a fantastic and heart warming Adele album.


[1 Points] None:

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[1 Points] darknetslayer:

You guys have amazing mdma and great domestic prices, but when are y'all getting presses again? Why don't y'all re sell vitamin store or saltnpepper. Or are u guys waiting for checkpoint to be back?


[1 Points] None:

Does it hurt when you lay eggs?


[1 Points] ShitQuantikSays:

Does a caged bird sing?


[1 Points] BeBest12:

can you hmu with a cake from cheesecake factory they so good


[1 Points] Canna-Juice:

Pelicans have no nostrils and they breathe through their beaks.

So my question is, who will you vote for this November?!?


[1 Points] Saibot_noob:

For me, all of this pelican shit has brightened up this sub in a way I never thought possible. For realsies. Thanks for the great energy. Will be placing an order soon, also, find a lock on some k vials and I'll be your number one <3


[1 Points] Vendor_BBMC:

You seem nicer than your dad.

When he exit scams will you carry on? And how do you both work the same order queue, bitcoin wallet etc etc without getting confused about who ships and who gets paid?

These things always confused me about MXE vendors. They always end up sacking their shipper, then being exactly as bad at posting orders so I assumed a "shipper" was just somebody that narcisistic future scammers invented to avoid the blame.

How do the practicalities work for you two on markets? It must be a lot harder than a single person answering messages, confirming orders, shipping and keeping his wallet PIN secret.

If it works for you two, it will be a first.


[1 Points] None:

Are you hiring? Where should I send my resume?


[1 Points] MrGangGreen:

Do you love lamp?


[1 Points] foodforthoughts1010:

After a long day of work, what is your favorite thing to do?


[-2 Points] None:

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