[Vendor Review] [Agora] - cultmadeline and FattusCatteratus

So I ordered from some stuff from cultmadeline and FattusCatteratus. I've written one review so far and it's under /u/jamreviews but I already forgot it but I'll remember this one. So on with the reviews!


Product - 2 oz of Bargain Kush from cultmadeline on Agora found here: http://agorahooawayyfoe.onion/p/ezqaZZJKeU

Price - $345 and $6 shipping

Communication - I told the vendor to ship on a certain day because I wouldn't be here, and she did as I requested. Awesome!

Shipping - Took two days from the west, priority mail.

Stealth - MBB layer and vacuum seal layer. No smell outside of box or at the MBB, but once you open the MBB you definitely smell it.

Product- This stuff is great. It has a fuelly, kushy odor that provides a great head high on top of looking absolutely gorgeous. Great stuff for the price! You'll absolutely need a mason jar, because leaving a bag of even a gram of it in your room will smell the whole place up! She also threw in an extra gram or two.

Images:

https://www.anonimg.com/img/8aea122226994e46561ac44fbb144e55.png

Flash: https://www.anonimg.com/img/ee1fb1f4910776d0bca3e71e538648c2.png

TL;DR: Good bag appeal, good price, smells kushy, gassy, mason jar needed.


Product - 1g of Honeycomb Wax (she's out of stock so I won't post a link)

Price - $52 and $0 combined shipping

Communication - same

Shipping - same

Stealth - It was in the MBB.

Product- Good wax. In fact, best I've ever gotten (but that's because I'm in a concentrate dry area). I took a nice glob an hour ago and am currrently zombie-ing my way through this review and decimating my kitchen. I'm too lazy to post a picture :( but just know it's clear yellow wax that tastes like citrus and has the consistency of wax.

TL;DR: Great wax. Real quality stuff.


Product - 1 oz of green brick weed from FattusCatteratus found here: http://agorahooawayyfoe.onion/p/z2TM8wNwqu

Price - $75 and $8 shipping (Now $90 for an oz) FE required though.

Communication - I told the vendor to ship on a certain day because I wouldn't be here like with cultmadeline, he told me he would but it got here on the day I wasn't here and when I checked the tracking number it said that he didn't ship it on the certain day I wanted. Oh well, it still got here safely.

Shipping - Took two days from central US. It fit in a priority envelope because it was so bricked.

Stealth - Good stealth, MBB and three layers of vacuum sealing.

Product- For the price, it's really good. It got here very stealthily and has a smell. While there's no bag appeal and a few seeds (it's so bricked they don't really matter) it's amazing for the price. Additionally, it provides a nice head high while still a bit of a body high. Definitely going to bake some edibles with this. However, YOU'LL NEED A GRINDER. It's so bricked you'll thump it on something and hear a distinct thud sound. However, I reiterate the bud is actually pretty decent. Don't let the appearance fool you.

Images:

https://www.anonimg.com/img/709512a4b3ed7013e4a8c29f28a8f3de.png

TL;DR: No bag appeal, grinder needed, good head high for the price, bricked with good stealth, good for edibles


Comments


[6 Points] None:

That brick weed is straight scary. You deserve a medal for having the balls to smoke it, I wouldn't even let it touch my glass.


[2 Points] LilRupie:

Thank you so fucking much for adding pictures of bud reviews. I get so salty when I see reviews without them.

That first order looked like a really great deal! However that brick weed actually made me nauseous.


[1 Points] None:

I think you did a great job with these reviews. I'm headed to a big family reunion upstate Labor Day and am going to jump on an ounce of that brick. If not for your review FC misses the sale. We are all inbred so brick is fine. That other stuff is too pretty to even take a scissors to, IMO.

Jamreview, have you read the entire cali-girl criminal complaint? It is a long ass fucking read. I'm an attorney and would normally skin through it but there were fascinating elements that one might miss in a quick pass. I saw a tactic that this DEA boy took that had not dawned on me as a red flag prior to combing through the complaint (78 pages iirc). This DEA UC Gabbay impressed the shit out of me compared to G-man Tarbull and his DPR case. The FBI did half the quality job for a target exponentially more important than DEA's CaliGirl. One can hope that this will work in DPR's favor come trial time. If Gabbay had constructed Ulbright's casethen Ross would have done 30 years real time instead of the 7-10 that he will likely serve.

Anyway, I am way off point. What I am getting at is that as I read your reviews I was immediately taken back to the criminal complaint on Cali-girl because of something you said. Of course I am not saying you are LE, but if I were a buyer I probably would stay away from this requenst and if I were a vendor I definitely - DEFINITELY would not honor the request. I would likely do what FC did (though I have no clue if FC did it intentionally).

Instead of explaining it I'm just going to paste a short excerpt from the complaint below. I think you will easily see what I am rambling about. For sure, I would try and avoid your similar requests or alse expect them to be blatantly disregarded by some vendors.

From Gabbay's narrative …I requested that the order not be shipped until January 23,2014. On January 13, 2014, I went to the Coppell, Texas USPS processing plant. Because all of the undercover purchases of controlled substances, except one,17 originated at the Coppell, Texas mail processing plant, Postal Inspectors and I attempted to profile additional packages that could match packages originating with CALIGIRL. A total of four (4) packages matching the profile were removed from the postal stream. The four packages removed all originated from a blue U.S. Mail collection box located at 8135 Forest Lane, Dallas, Texas. That location was approximately 0.4 miles from Jones’ residence at the time of the shipment, 12009 Coit Road, Apartment 5313M, Dallas, Texas. The additional three (3) packages were addressed to Customer-1, Customer-2, and Customer-3. Federal search warrants, issued by the United States Court, Northern District of Texas, were executed on the additional packages. All three packages were found to contain controlled substances. Specifically, the packages contained: [oxycodone, hydrocodone, clonazepam] [no mention of whether the customers received controlled deliveries or not]