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Fuck this weekend. I went out with a friend, let's call him A, who just bought alot of xanax, and it was the most terrifying night of my life. I get in his car and he doesn't tell me he took 3.5mg's until we're going atleast 50, and than he tells me he doesn't really take xanax that much.
3.5mg without a tolerance? I thought I was going to die.
I called up my other friend, we'll call him B, while I was in the car with someone who is driving relatively safely but who is progressively slurring his words more and more to come and be a DD for us since A's going to kill us both.
I had to offer A an entire gram of MDMA just to park the car in a parking lot and be helped out by B, who then got punched in the face by A because he thought it was a traffic stop. It was a taco bell parking lot.
Even though he got his face fucked up, we all did a few dabs back at B's house, and A fell asleep at the table with a big bowl of macaroni and cheese in front of him. We were pretty happy because if you've ever babysat someone that's taken way too many benzos, you know what I mean. We wanted him to shut the fuck up.
He woke up not even 2 hours later while me and B were trying to play NBA Jam (I'm serious, dude has a SNES). A instinctively reached in his pocket for some more xanax, and holy shit, B immediately jumped up and sucker punched him out of nowhere while i'm laughing uncontrollably and the NBA jam announcer is yelling "HE'S ON FIRE" and shit. I don't know, i was high as fuck. Anyway, B grills A and than A starts speaking coherently for the first time in a while.
Turns out A blacked out (Big surprise) and when we told him the events that took place, he had the look of fear in his eyes, obviously not remembering he almost killed his best friends, and he gave up his xanax voluntarily. Fuck xanax, man. We threw that shit out. It was the scariest night of my life but god damn when that suckerpunch hit A suddenly everything was alright in the universe.
Thank god A forgot about that gram of MDMA.
edit: I probably should have just used fake names instead of letters, hahaha. But oh well, hope it wasn't too hard to read. It was a wild night.