Vendor: Aeirla (Jan 4, 2018 batch) Vendors Markets: Dream Vendor Country: USA
Substance: Cocaine
Suspicious Effects: If it's advertised to be 94.7% pure then why did i only get 75% of cocaine base back from cooking with baking soda method?
Abnormal Color/Texture (Yes/No): No
Suspected Adulterant: lidocaine due to unusually strong numbing and terrible test
Home Testing Done? no
Price: 5 grams for $380 or $76 gram
Advertised purity: 94.7% straight off the kilo
Picture: https://photoland.io/i/Oj5J8
Comment: Lag from order to delivery. Stealth is extremely creative. Be careful you don't throw away your pak if you don't find your gear. It's in there. Product looked beautiful. Hint of diesel odor. Tastes terrible. Upon tasting, slight momentary burn followed by strong numbing of jaw for 20 min. Snorting induced a spaced out, mellow, high feeling. Causes a slight trickle down your throat. Slight increase in pulse rate. no euphoria feeling. no jitters.
Disclaimer: Cocaine is the most difficult drug to assess when comparing its high to other batches of cocaine. What I call Fire, you may call garbage yet we are both right to a degree for it is a subjective opinion as to how it makes us feel. The only test result you can use to quantitatively compare is a GC/MS analysis of purity and detection of active cuts.
The quality of the raw cocaine paste made by farmers in the jungle mountain "pasta" labs varies from farmer to farmer based on the recipe that they use, and whether they make it in pits or drums. Or whether they piss and shit in the paste which many do as a joke. With the death of Escobar in the 90's, the manufacturing process declined. The farmer's raw pasta is now refined at "base" labs by hundreds of individual mom and pop labs rather than large centralized labs. And from there is goes to the "crystal" lab for crystallization into cocaine. All use recipes with minor variations and no overseeing of quality control. The shoddy processes they use guarantees that cocaine alkaloid impurities remain. The alkaloids are too similar to the cocaine alkaloid. They can only be extracted with very expensive scientific equipment. The DEA imposed choke chemical importation laws. two key chemicals for purification, acetone and magnesium or sodium permanganate, have importation limits. The diesel used to dissolve the leaves would normally be washed out. The best non pharma process today is lucky to achieve 92% purity. DNM markets that advertise 96% pure are lying.
Besides the declining quality of cocaine, there are a slew of other factors affecting the high. I may like this batch from Vendor X but two days later, I like Vendor Z's better. WTF? Cocaine's effect is dependent on your internal psych state, your external psych state, with or without alchohol, % active cuts, homogenization quality, batch variation, time of day, position of the sun, moon and stars and then the subjectivity aspect, i.e. personal preference for speedy vs mellow, introvert vs extrovert high, gas smell vs no smell, powder vs rock etc..
Fresh coke should be dry, not moist or rock hard and crunchy. It should feel slightly oily, flaky, and almost squishy. Pure cocaine is a salt crystal not a talcum powder.
Having a gasoline/petrol smell does not equal potency or quality. It means the coke wasn't washed. Yellow color does not equal quality. It means they used muriactic acid instead of hydrocholoric acid for crystallization step. Rocks do not equal quality. Most rocks are artificially made, i.e., rerock created with pill presses, lidocaine, phenacetin, caffeine, glucose etc. and a fake cartel stamp. Rocks often contain more cut. Naturally occurring rocks happen by moisture bonding. Throat Drip does not equal quality. Drip is caused by cuts.
Levamisole is added by processors in Colombia, not Mexico. It looks just like coke, shinier and much heavier, adding bad skull and cross bones weight to the brick to increase profit. And yet, we continue to pay good money for bad cocaine even after they stepped all over it and added harmful cuts to it.
Such is the siren's call. "She's alright, she's alright, Cocaine."
Cooooooocaine