Discover darknetmarkets, do some research. This can't be real?
Read. Read, read some more. Lots of reading. /r/darknetmarketsnoobs is a fantastic subreddit. Get bored of reading, check out /r/darknetmarkets. Get all giddy inside looking at people order drugs to their home. Get frustrated when people ask if Windows + TOR is okay for ordering small amounts. I mean, I guess. But why not take the extra OPSEC step and make a Tails USB/SD/DVD? Took me like two hours. Anyways...
Finally feel as if I am ready. Get my USB, struggle for a little bit with verifying TAILS, but do some searching on DNMnoobs and get it. Boot up TAILS. Butterflies in my stomach thinking about Agora.
REGISTRATIONS ARE CLOSED. Constantly closed. I work six days a week. I just want to browse the site man. Look at all the listings, ya know? When registrations open, how long are they open for? Five minutes, an hour, two hours?
What's a guy gotta do around here to register on Agora?
http://isagoraup.com/ to check when registrations are open. In the meantime use another market.