[Vendor Review] JetSetLife - 3.5g Coke (fishcale from the new Aruba batch)

Setting

Vendor - JetSetLife
Market - Dream
Product - 8ball of fishscale coke (new Aruban batch)
Price -  $300
Countries - US Domestic

Vendor

Service - 10/10
Shipping - 12/10
Stealth - 10/10
Security - 10/10
Communication - 10/10

Product

Weight - 11/10 
Purity - 15/10 
Potency - 15/10
Price Value - 10/10
Aesthetic - 10/10

Comments:

Heres my review of JSL (JetSetLife)'s new batch of "91% Fishscale - Aruba batch" I've tried all the coke vendors on the DNMs and the variety has ranged from utter garbage, to very good. Occasionally some vendors who have amazing stuff early on slip in quality, and some vendors who have crap sometimes have a great batch. Its really hit or miss. There are a few vendors that are consistent. This was my first time doing business with JetSetLife, but wont be my last. Now I understand what the hype is actually about, the guy really is the coke king of the DNMs. The hype is REAL ladies and gentleman.

I do not think I have ever done coke this good or pure or euphoric in my life, and I've done some fire blow. JSL, you are a goddamn perfectionist.

Communication: Second time communicating with JSL. First time he was on vacation mode unfortunately so I went with a vendor that also has great blow. This time I saw he was not on vacation mode and had a variety of different offerings (Peruvian, Columbian, Aruban). I thought to myself, damn, it's like the the United Nations of Cocaine. I was going to order the La Reina Columbian strain, but JSL told me that he just got a brick of Aruban, which is 91% pure, literally cut right off the brick as you can see in his Dream profile. (BTW, he's also on AlphaBay). He was completely friendly and professional throughout my entire communication.

Service: Just superb. I mean it. He upgraded my order from Priority to Express without me asking, and I offered to compensate him and he refused. He told me I'm free to order any of his various batches, but since the Aruban is brand new and it's purity is so high, I might want to give it a shot.

Shipping and Stealth: Lighting fast shipping. 0 issues. In fact as I mentioned, he upgraded me out his own generosity to overnight. For a first time customer, thats a very kind gesture. Arrived in 1 day. The stealth was great, it's as secure as can be, and you could open the pack in a room full of cops and probably they wouldn't think twice because the decoy is so subtle.

Potency/Product/Quality: You're going to have to try it to believe me. Clearly my account aint a shill, I have reviewed products for months. This coke seriously is worth all the hype. There are probably 5 "top coke vendors" on the DNMs, and there's probably 2 that are awesome. I've reviewed the other one. The quality of this blow is simply mindblowing. I dont have a test kit or anything, so my test kit is my own nose and judgement and experience with this product. Ive never found blow this good through any of my IRL connects. At most, half as good IRL. This stuff is like what you read about in biographies of Escobar or see in documentaries. No overpowering smell of gasoline or fuel, it just smells like good yayo. It looks BEAUTIFUL. This is fishcale without any kind of doubt in my mind. This is not re-rocked, this is not cooked up, or compressed coke. This is fish scale that is almost definetly right off a brick. It has a pearly shine to it that just glistens (see pics below). It's texture is JUST right. When you rub it between your fingers you'll understand. Doesnt crumble apart, doesn't feel like your playing with baking soda. It just feels "right". Soft but "cokey" lol. Tasting it you immediately known this isnt cut with any kind of numbing agent where you suddenly can't feel your mouth or tounge within 5 seconds. Real coke doesnt work that way and doesn't numb that fast. It has to absorb, and even then its a very natural, organic numbing.

And the real taste, the sniff test. Oh dear. Took a blade and shaved off a small amount, the size of a matchstick (since it came in all rocks, see pix below). Chopped it up fine. Even chopped off it glistens like crushed diamonds. Did the line. When it hits the back of your throat you feel that sesnation that tells you, oh this is the holy grail. There's no clog, no burn, no nose drip, no bullshit. It hits your throat and off you go. Within 5 minutes you feel euphoria, and feel on top of the fucking world. No need to blow your nose. Nothing. It's pure as the driven snow. You just feel GOOD. No heart racing bullshit, no sweating, no jaw clenching, no racing thoughts. And you don't feel the fiending need to keep redosing. To test this, I did a small line and then waited a few hours. I don't even think I felt a come down. If I can use one word to describe this coke - perfection.

As far as weight and quantity go - look at the pictures yourself and be the judgement. I don't have a scale on me, but that sure seems like a little more then 3.5gs. And if its just 3.5gs on the dot, that means whatever your used to getting as 8balls is probably like 2gs IRL. This is a LOT, and its all fishcaly, shiny, crystalline rocks.

Price: $300. For an 8ball thats about the going rate on the Markets, maybe a little more. But you get what you pay for. If someone sells you a ball for $200, I'd bet my firstborn that there is no way its are pure and potent coke as this. 91% purity..thats insane. Clearly JetSetLife is here to cater to the people who want the best coke that they can possibly get. He also has promo deals and other strains (of high purity too, 85% and around there) for different pricing levels. And remember, I got a ball, which is a lot. This is the best money I've ever spent on coke, and i been doing coke for a long time guys and gals.

I've taken some pictures for reference so you can see up close, see it laid out, see quantity with a coin next to it for reference sake.

If you're looking for the absolute best blow with the best customer service and lighting fast shipping, JetSetLife is your guy. You wont regret it.

Pics

Closeup

Pile

Pile 2

With coin for reference


Comments


[3 Points] None:

i just read this at work and im so jealous holy shit.


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[2 Points] Heroic-Dose:

God that looks amazing


[2 Points] iloveeverybody12:

i want some...


[2 Points] iTooEnjoyDrugs:

Does he have a shop on AB?


[2 Points] theslutbag:

Sounds exactly the same as your FishWithScales review but slight alterations....


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[1 Points] theslutbag:

I never really got coke. Maybe this is it, do they ship to the uk?


[1 Points] None:

Good god this review made me wanna try coke


[1 Points] None:

Sexxy hubba hubba ...Drooling over here


[1 Points] godihatejail:

That shit look like fire, that beautiful pearly slighty oily soft pastel look!! I wish I could get stuff like this around 225 a ball, and I would be able to make a few hundred bucks on small time resell of G's..


[1 Points] iTooEnjoyDrugs:

Is hebout of stuck


[1 Points] InTheLatrine:

Sweet god I may have to splurge and make it a white Christmas this year.


[1 Points] lineking:

Great Review!!!! Glad you feel the same way as I did about the "Aruba" Batch!!!!! JSL is The Man!!!!


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[0 Points] K1ngAvalanche:

"The Aruba Batch" Gotta love the creativity on these vendors. Aruba doesn't produce cocaine. It's all imported from Colombia. So this is simply the "Colombia Batch that travelled through Aruba"