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[4 Points] powers_that_b:

how long does btcfog usually take to register a deposit?


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[2 Points] Deadpool_n_Hydra_Bob:

Would users consider a Vendor from some place that has residents always call me gringo (is this something derogatory I should take offense to as I kind of like it, it's kinda a badass thing to be called) with extremely good prices. Not so extreme as to be unbelievable yet in the ballpark of but clearly out to under cut competition.

This particular vendors evolution has been slow but now with a ranking between (2) & (3) showing evidence a bit more than just a few solid sales and 100% feedback rating with many long comments that to my eye are not a guy faking his own but written by some very high fellas very happy with his service.

Another appealing feature of his service is that he's prepared to ship to the far away island continent upon which I may or not reside near. A place where I'm never called gringo but where dingoes eat babies (pretty badass place too). He claims a FedEx express delivery from gringo to dingo takes just 4 days, the cost of this adds a 5% - 40% increase to the overall outlay, depending on ones preference when playing roulette of which lucky number your going to let it ride on 14, 1, 56, 7, 28, or balancing on the line between 3 and 4 in some freaky one in a million spin.

You have to bet big to win big they say. They say all sorts of things though. They often fail to mention however that the increased wins you're dreaming about not if but when lady luck smiles can turn quite nasty. the big win is in equal proportions, and that's if you're a lucky loser to the big loss. The mathematics of probability tell us that with every gamble you take and win, you are getting ever closer to loss which should average out to once every four spins. If You happen to be an unlucky loser the loss is what you laid out and what you stood to gain. Whatever it is you sand to win the risk of a loss that far exceeds it. The consequences are beyond financial and too ghastly to even contemplate but very real and must be achknowld before rolling those dice because no matter statistically improbable, the possibility of an unlucky loser having a really bad night is ever present.

The odds of the eagle landing are acceptable I think. Assuming this gamble has a 75% (vendor claimed) chance of the cards going my way. I find a 1 in 4 chance of bad weather acceptable , perhaps a little higher than ideal, but considering origin, destination and demonization of the commodity in question. In reality its reputation is crystal clear and and long as one keeps on top of any administrational issues that mag affect supply and adheres to the recommended method it can be extremely stimulating, both personally and financially.

Acceptability has also taken into consideration of the following 3 factors -

a)the safe arrival of 75% seems honest, I feel a liar would claim no less than a 90% success rate .

b)This dingo ridden death trap of road warriors and cute cuddly fauna that is quite prone to extinction and our flora has a habit being too tasty among a few other negative effects introduced pests from foreign lands has shown us in the past, and customs diligence in searching out and eradicating fruitflies seem to give some bad dreams.

c)If eagle does land safe, dingoes don't eat it and one wants rid of it quick in one fell swoop the local street prices are such that you could severely undercut all completion and walk away with a 300% return and that's no if you got the balls to bet big and share with a few few friends returns of over 1000% on your investment are not unrealistic, it may even be a conservative estimate.

So, have I taken everything into account presupposing my OPSEC is pretty air tight. Have I taken everything into account in my above crude risk assessment. Am I stupid enough to have overlooked something crucial to equation. Would your dear reader who may have read my stupid question be stupid enough to try a buy if you were me?

I guess what I'm really want to know, since Mr Garrison taught me there was no such thing as a stupid question, there are only stupid people, well...

Am I stupid?


[1 Points] None:

What is the likelihood of getting uk to canada bud seized.

And has anybody ever had anything serious occur for less than two zips?


[1 Points] bedouin654:

Any good vendors/sources for that ships to Jordan?


[1 Points] Suggadeck:

Anyone shipping to South America? Especially Uruguay?


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[1 Points] throwawayonmyzephyr:

Where can I buy test kits from?


[1 Points] throwawayonmyzephyr:

I recently tried buying a gram of mdma on evo but recieved ~50g of unknown white powder, should I just finalize and forget about it? Is there anyway of determining what this is without buying a test kit? The vendor also sells ampetamine paste and cocaine so I assume it's one of the two. He/She also withdrew all listings, could this be an attempt to dump his supply and leave the market? They're German and I've heard there has been a large amount of drug busts in Germany recently. Assistance asap would be much appreciated.


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[1 Points] BigSmileyFace:

Is downloading imgur files through tor dangerous?


[1 Points] twayahrowed:

Circle user, direct deposit from bank setup, I make a lot of orders for friends. How much money being deposited over a period of time is "safe"? In other words how much money can I deposited without anyone asking anything if this is even a thing.


[1 Points] VendorsWillbeourdoom:

Get ready for "tumbling" debate....Fuck it guys, I'm overly paranoid and want to be extra super duper safe, i've seen people say go LBC>wallet>tumbler>dnm wallet

is there anything wrong with LBC>Tumbler>dnm wallet?

if LBC has your name tied to it because of a deal with a vendor who verified your I.D. and then added it, and it being impossible to remove your name since btc vendor did so


[1 Points] DNMthrowaway113:

Do they x-ray everything going international(envelopes, small packages etc.)? How do the vendors get their drugs through if they do (do they blend the drug in with something of similar density so it appears to be one?) and can you give an example of how a vendor would get a product across customs?


[1 Points] None:

Anybody know the marquis,mandelin, and mecke results for 25b? I got some 2cb and am afraid it might be 25b.


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[1 Points] DNMd:

Does carbon block/"fill in" an xray image? jw as I've received 2 packs this last week wrapped up in carbon, never seen it before


[1 Points] Orenlshii:

Is there a general view on whether shipments to your home address as opposed to a PO Box, or a Personal Mailbox at UPS or something, is preferred? What do most people do (just for a small recreational purchase)? Thanks.


[1 Points] opshouldanhero:

Is evo pulling a exit scam