Empyrean 250 x 220ug LSD Blotter Review

DETAILED CHECKBOX
Vendor Name/Marketplace: Empyrean - Dream
Product/s reviewed: 250 Dutch LSD Blotters [220ug]
International?: (No)
Vendor requires FE?: (Yes)
Price before shipping: $690
Incentives for Review?: (No)
Shipping cost: $8
Customer Service: pick one below with an "x" like this: [x]
[X]+5 Superb: Polite, prompt, ensures satisfaction
[ ]+4 Good: Professional, exhibits customer care
[ ]+3 Satisfactory: Adequate responses, resolved issue
[ ]+2 Marginal: Subpar communication, partial resolution
[ ]+1 Bad: Poor communication, no resolution
[ ]+0 Awful: Abusive responses, no resolution
Product Quality: pick one below
[X]+5 Highest purity - highly potent
[ ]+4 Mostly pure - potent
[ ]+3 Minor cut or impurity - strong
[ ]+2 Cut and/or impure - medium to weak
[ ]+1 Almost entirely cut - very weak
[ ]+0 Possibly bunk - no effect
Processing Speed: pick one below
[X]+5 Processed & marked shipped in 24hrs
[ ]+4 Processed & marked shipped in 48 hrs
[ ]+3 Processed & marked shipped in 72 hrs
[ ]+2 Package is late
[ ]+1 Package is very late
[ ]+0 Never received package
Price Value: pick one below
[X]+5 Excellent - great value & low cost
[ ]+4 Moderate - worthy value & fair cost
[ ]+3 At-market - neither good nor bad
[ ]+2 Below-market - so-so value, high cost
[ ]+1 Exorbitant - low value, excessive cost
[ ]+0 Rip-off - little-to-no value, unjustified cost
Stealth & OpSec: check all that apply
[ ]+1 Vacuum-sealed
[ ]+1 Mylar/non-porous container
[ ]+1 Decoy/misdirection
[X]+1 Low package profile
[X]+1 Good OpSec/PGP
TOTAL: (22x4 for 88%)

I've seen a few posts about whether Empyrean is safe to order from after returning, so I figured I would throw in my input. I'm coming back to the markets after about two years away, and as such my Dream account had no purchase history. If there was someone who was going to get selectively scammed by a vendor offering good domestic prices, it was me. The pack was delayed by about a week, but tracking indicates that was entirely USPS's fault. Empyrean was great to work with and responsive within 6 hours when I messaged him about tracking.

The lower than perfect score is only because LSD doesn't need extravagant stealth. While a little more than what was provided would have been nice, I used to receive international packs from TopGear_UK (throwback) with less stealth than this. In my opinion, there is no need to be worried by the lack of stealth.

My reagent is coming in tomorrow, so I'll update with a trip report and reagent pictures tomorrow. For now, I just wanted to post so those of you who are unsure about the FE requirement can be a little more confident about ordering.

Update: I'm a little late on the update for you guys. I has a ton of work to finish yesterday after spending my entire Saturday tripping. Here's my trip report:

00:00 - Two friends and I dropped.

01:00 - Butterflies in the stomach and a little bit of headspace, but none of us are getting strong visuals. We're a little worried by the lack of come-up at this point but decide to blame it on a heavy breakfast.

01:30 - Visuals are finally coming in, some intense body euphoria as well. We're playing Fortnite and absolutely useless at it. We ended up just spectating after getting killed in the first 5 minutes of each game.

02:30 - We're definitely tripping. Some friends come by my apartment to see how we're doing after hearing we dropped, and we get a little anxious and decide to head to a botanical garden for a change of environment. I take 3 chops before we leave and it was definitely a little aggressive on my part.

03:00 - Getting to the gardens was the longest walk of my life. Walking down the street we all felt like we weren't actually moving due to the similarity of all the building around us. Eventually we make it and realize that we're hitting the peak. After wandering around the gardens we find a Eucalyptus tree that's insanely tall and we were all blown away. We spent about 30 minutes staring up at it and commenting on how slender and strong it was. A caretaker in a 3 wheeled car passes by and we spent about another 30 minutes trying to figure out how it moved because it had no exsposed wheels.

04:30 - We made another change in and walked to a sculpture museum. Meet up with some friends who guide us around because one of my friends who claimed to be experienced was obviously not and having a little bit of a hard time. After about an hour we head back to our apartment.

05:00 - We sit around playing Fortnite and listening to classic rock for about another hour and a half after this. Take some chops and enjoy the visuals. I leave and go to dinner with my girlfriend.

06:30 - I realize I'm way too high to be eating, but the girlfriend takes it well and we lay down and watch a movie together.

08:30 - Its 9:30 pm now and it's time to get ready for a party we we're all going to tonight. I'm pretty much on the afterglow portion of the trip and start drinking heavily to prepare myself for social interaction. Down about a 3/4 of a fifth of vodka over the course of an hour and barely feel a thing; apparently I'm higher than I realized.

10:00 - The group I was pre-gaming with gets to the party around 11:00, and I rendezvous with the friends I was tripping with early. We're all a little dead, but it was a blacklight themed party and we all enjoy the residual colors and clarity in the environment.

11:00 - At this point I'm officially down and starting to feel the effects of the alcohol I drank. After reflecting a little I'm confident these are dosed as described. I usually trip on 2 gamma WoW tabs, and this felt relatively comparable to the experience. My friend who I have tripped with before (not the one who was struggling a bit) seemed to have a stronger trip than me. He likened it to more along the lines of 2.5 tabs of gg so the completely anecdotal evidence suggests maybe a little bit of an uneven lay. That's probably more to do with just him being pretty tired from the night before though.

Picture: https://linx.li/41n292cn.jpg

My reagent didn't come in yet. I don't know why USPS hates me.


Comments


[8 Points] MrJuanPablo:

no pic


[5 Points] plimsickins16978:

i understand using a throwaway but this seems so shillish. not trying to be dick, but i have to put this out there. vender is FE and there are complaints so be aware.


[2 Points] ben___savage:

about to pull the trigger myself thx for input


[1 Points] Ico_pro:

Extremely pleased to hear this. I went ahead with an order of 50 tabs to take a lower risk but I've been seeing in his raitings that packs have been coming through. He's removed any listening higher than 50 tabs which is sent untracked but I'm still keeping my hopes up high! Interested to see the pictures And the reagent results! Thanks!


[1 Points] mmab07832:

I got scammed by him awhile back.... :(


[1 Points] DnMWatchDog:

Right after a scam warning on this vendor. Good timing OP. Also how is the highest purity marked X when you have a reagent test coming in tomorrow?


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[1 Points] poem_for_your_atog:

Tested yet?


[1 Points] Ico_pro:

Thanks for posting the update I just dropped a tab and a half and it's been an hour so hearing your story is a little reassuring for me at this point.


[0 Points] tripandtrap:

When he offers escrow I'll consider using him. Until then, I'm afraid I just can't do it.