[Reviews] I tested 6 different German Speed vendors using a brand new account. This is what you can expect as a new user.

Buckle in fellas, this is going to be a long one.

If you're new to the markets, you're facing one big problem: You have 0 reputation, nothing that could tell a vendor that you're trustworthy. You also have no standing with the moderators of a market, making you an easy target for scams.

So the obvious question is: Which vendors can you trust as a newbie?

I went on to test six different German sources for amphetamines and other drugs to check who would treat a new member seriously and send quality goods in a reasonable timeframe to your inbox. And who wouldn't. These are the results.

As to not give away too many details, I will only mention that these orders have been placed on several different of the biggest open DNMs. You should be able to find these vendors without a prob using Grams search. I'll also use this new reddit account, as any link between a large amount of orders and any identity could prove troublesome.


General findings:

Unfortunately, especially the big vendors turn out to be rather mediocre or even bad. A new user would trust the big, well rated ones, right? Well, you're better off not doing so.

It also turns out that all normal Escrow orders actually arrived, some with serious delay however. The only FE order I placed did NOT arrive. Goes to show: As a new user, no matter how much good feedback a vendor has, NEVER order with FE. Every vendor knows that a user without any reputation can't claim anything when it comes to "lost" FE orders.

Other than that, I was treated well by most vendors, however there were big differences in the frequency and tone of conversation between the different vendors.


The big No-No first: The 'lost' FE order

One of the biggest and well known German vendors, namely "DrugsFromGermany", active on several DNMs and having a lot of good feedback on his profiles, proceeded to scam me right away.

Out of all the orders, only his didn't arrive. And I tell you, I had so many differently shaped orders, some with rather mediocre stealth, that there was no excuse related to delivery services or authorities.

Upon asking about the order, I received no feedback whatsoever. We had no further conversation after I told him that his order was definitely failing to deliver. This being the only FE order I placed shows: Even if you have a vendor with well above a thousand succesful deals, you can't trust him with FE as a newbie.

Only place FE orders if you think that the vendor will be too afraid to scam you, which means: You have to have a good deal of succesful deals marked on your profile yourself before you can trust people with FE. DNM-mods won't help you otherwise.


Slow shipment and 'meh' stealth...

Nothing can grind your gears to the point of exhaustion so perfectly as a slow vendor. You're there, waiting for your stuff and are worried about something going horribly wrong and the shit just won't arrive.

If you're not into that, stay away from a vendor called "buddhashop". I don't know if he always does this, but for me he took a whole four work days to get the stuff shipped. The stuff also leaked from its sealed package and could've easily been found by dogs if someone was suspicious about the letter.

The quality was alright one could say, if you're not taking amphetamines regularly. But honestly, it was nowhere near good enough to be worth the wait. Communication was almost non existent after he marked the stuff as shipped which was another really annoying point about buying from this guy. My recommendation is: When it comes to speed, stay away.


If you buy cheap, you get what you pay for.

Vendor hollandshope managed to send a five gram shipment a workday "late" but still well within reason. However, being the cheapest order I placed, I also got dirty stuff. It wasn't just weak, it was cut with something really unpleasant and I hate nothing more than having unexpected side effects. I don't want to go into detail about the effects of the stuff too much, but trust me, you're better off with some shit off the streets.


Quick and effective, nothing special though.

Vendor GermanPittie sent the stuff quickly, gave me no problems at all and delivered with reasonable stealth. I didn't really enjoy the speed itself as it tasted a bit strange, had a noticeable unusual "orange"-ish colour when dried and increased my pulse well beyond levels of comfort even when using small doses.

I can still recommend this guy if you want fast shipment and don't fret about a high pulse too much.


Unreliable excellence.

My favourite stuff within this test batch came from the vendor KlausKinski. This guy only sends his "yellow stuff" and boy is it wet but great! The most satisfying speed among this bunch by far.

The sad part is however: He seems to have problems with getting more of stuff ready for shipment. Trying to order more resulted in a refusal. We had excellent communication between the two of us considering his seemingly problematic circumstances, but so far he hasn't shown up again, which is a bit sad, as he promised to message as soon as he was able to send more.

Another problem for some may be the high price of his stuff. But if you get a chance to order some and can afford it: If its the same stuff I got, you'll be more than happy. Still, the price is a bit insane compared to most stuff you'd get.


Strong, Quick and very friendly. My favourite vendor is...

... none other than german-hulk. These dudes are nothing short of excellent. Communication was stellar, shipment was blazingly fast (one workday, that's what I'm talking about), stealth was really good and the stuff was strong and clean, no unusual side effects, perfect color, perfect taste.

Ordering from these guys at the moment is what I'd recommend. Hopefully they stay true to their ideals and never start to scam once they're more succesful.

Considering the current scene out there, these guys really have what it takes to take over the DNMs when it comes to German speed vendors. There's nothing bad to say here at all. Keep it up!


Comments


[28 Points] MitalikaSucks:

This is very informative, thanks.

"The stuff also leaked from its sealed package and could've easily been found by dogs if someone was suspicious about the letter." Happened to me exactly the same when ordered from this vendor. Messaged him about the issue, and he didn't even reply. Stay away from buddhashop if you look for decent stealth


[14 Points] None:

Thanks for this brother....myself & others have put together something list this, but for meth, i'll be posting it in the next couple of days :-) We need more post like this :-)


[12 Points] ricardocucina:

Wow! We do need more reviews like this, i hope you will do more in the future :D


[8 Points] Lucyintehsky:

Great post :)


[5 Points] noonehear:

Buy a few smaller items first (hell buy porn and Netflix accounts. I tend to like vendors with 50 to 200 reviews... They always seem to go that extra mile to make sure they get a 5/5. I've never fed.


[2 Points] dosiAT:

NICE REVIEW!

where / which market can I find German-Hulk? Seeking for some weeks good speed Vendorn which ship from DE / AT! But without success; / am forced at the moment my SPeed to order from NL. But at large amounts also increases the risk to buy from NL ....


[2 Points] kotur:

Just wanted to say that I ordered 5g of speed paste from DrugsFromGermany with mine level 1 acc on AB. Arrived no problem, weight was 12.4 g wet, got around 6g when I dried it. So it might be selective scamming or whatever. EDIT: btw: that was a week ago


[2 Points] h1bana:

"If you buy cheap, you get what you pay for." is my experience on the DN for almost all drugs, especially weed. The days of people selling top product for cheap are over!


[1 Points] Caymanquestion:

Yeah I hear ssb got the bes what happened? Lol


[1 Points] Kaptcho:

Wow, thanks for sharing


[1 Points] None:

First off all very very nice post :)

But i dont understand why ppl from germany dont order the regular shit (amphe, mdma, cocaine, heroin...) from chemical love.

I mean z100 is the boss when it comes too quality.


[1 Points] smarco33:

thanks for the research and time you put into this.. never done speed or meth . but after reading i am feeling very experimental. maybe someone out there can pop with cherry with some of the purest?


[1 Points] Kaymoar:

no SSB?


[1 Points] hellodnms:

kudos to you for doing this for the speed community. +1


[0 Points] None:

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[0 Points] None:

BadTeddy is great. They sell Tesla ecstacy rolls from the UK with great stealth. About $3.5 each pill too!


[-1 Points] None:

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[-3 Points] Vendor_BBMC:

Personally, I don't differentiate between customers with lots of feedback and those with none,

I think you will find the vendor who asked you to FE was a professional scammer not even based in Germany. The same will apply to all of the ones with "English names with the word German or Germany", because they live in Deutchland and their first language is German.

Some of them have purchased small quantities of speed from a real vendor and are still early in their scam cycle, sending it out for reviews and feedback.

Some of them take your order and then place an order from a REAL German speed vendor, giving your shipping details. You actually receive speed from "Germany" (as we English-speaking countries call it), but not the vendor that you paid.

A real vendor from the Netherlands would have been spelled "Hollandshoop". Hollandshope is an Anglicization of a Dutch outdoor cannabis strain from the 1970s which no cannabis lover would touch with a bargepole.

If you were about to take the plunge and become a vendor, would you choose a vendor name which contained a foreign-language name for your country ("Angliterre"), and another foreign language word? I never even considered the name "Bruderschaft des Britischen Meth Chemiker" because I'm not a German trying to scam other Germans using Britain's excellent reputation for quality methamphetamine

Personally, I think you just got lucky with 2 scammers using the "German" (Deutch) reputation for quality amphetamine, and scammed by the third. Germany is the richest country in Europe and its vendors speak German. Nearly all of their customers are German. If they are going to choose a name to appeal to a foreign market (which they wouldn't) it would be French.

Are you American? Or a very naive Brit?


[-7 Points] None:

Lost me at the usual never FE circlejerk