Hi all, after chatting with some of the mod team and reading threads such as this and this, I came up with a revised vendor review template that builds on the great work of /u/enactoBob . Please feel free to use and modify as you see fit! Hopefully this will help combat some common review frustrations, or at least provide an alternate template to choose from.
Edit: Thanks to /u/Fillyhaze for testing this and helping me fix a couple of major issues in the markdown. Now working correctly.
Changes
- Fewer ratings categories
- Qualitative rather than numerical ratings
- Added price, shipping speed, and stealth info
- Added optional questionnaire
Directions
Should be pretty self-explanatory, but the biggest change here is from numbers (1-10) to subjective rankings (Below Expectations - Meets Expectations - Exceeds Expectations). The idea is for "Meets Expectations" to be the DEFAULT; an all-around good experience should get "Meets Expectations" across the board, reserving "Exceeds Expectations" for truly exceptional DNP experiences (50% overweight, shipping in half the time expected, etc.). We're trying to avoid the super common "100/100" or "110/100" reviews that don't actually tell us anything useful.
Meanwhile, the final "Overall" category is meant as a subjective ranking; reviewers can weigh which elements of the purchase are most important to them in making this decision, rather than adding up a total.
Finally, I've added an optional questionnaire. If you're not into it, just skip it; if you want to add qualitative feedback to craft a really great review, feel free to answer the questions or use them as a jumping-off point for your own reflections.
The Template (No Markdown)
Basic Details
Vendor: [WHICH SELLER]
Market: [WHICH MARKETPLACE]
Product: [WHAT WAS PURCHASED]
Price: [WHAT IT COST]
Shipped from: [COUNTRY]
Shipped to: [COUNTRY]
Shipping speed: [# DAYS PURCHASE TO RECEIPT]
Requred FE: [Y/N]
Vacuum Sealed: [Y/N]
MBB: [Y/N]
Decoy: [Y/N]
Ranking (Choose one per category)
Communication: [Below Expectations - Meets Expectations - Exceeds Expectations]
Stealth: [Below Expectations - Meets Expectations - Exceeds Expectations]
Shipping Time: [Below Expectations - Meets Expectations - Exceeds Expectations]
Product Weight: [Below Expectations - Meets Expectations - Exceeds Expectations]
Product Quality: [Below Expectations - Meets Expectations - Exceeds Expectations]
Overall (Subjective): [Far Beneath Expectations - Below Expectations - Meets Expectations - Exceeds Expectations - Far Above Expectations]
Questionnaire (Optional)
- Have you tested the product using reagents? If so, what were the results? Please post photos if possible.
- If you communicated with the vendor, how was the experience?
- Generally speaking, how was the packaging, stealth, and shipping? DO NOT DESCRIBE DECOY DETAILS.
- Have you already tried the product? If so, please provide a trip report, including ROI, dosage, duration, effects, and sides.
- If you have tried this drug before, how does this vendor's product compare to others (especially on the darknet)?
The Template (With markdown)
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||__Basic Details__
_Vendor:_ |[`WHICH SELLER`]
_Market:_ |[`WHICH MARKETPLACE`]
_Product:_ |[`WHAT WAS PURCHASED`]
_Price:_ |[`WHAT IT COST`]
_Shipped from:_ |[`COUNTRY`]
_Shipped to:_ |[`COUNTRY`]
_Shipping speed:_ |[`# DAYS PURCHASE TO RECEIPT`]
_Required FE:_ |[`Y/N`]
_Vacuum Sealed:_ |[`Y/N`]
_MBB:_ |[`Y/N`]
_Decoy:_ |[`Y/N`]
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||__Ranking (Choose one per category)__
_Communication:_ |[`Below Expectations - Meets Expectations - Exceeds Expectations`]
_Stealth:_ |[`Below Expectations - Meets Expectations - Exceeds Expectations`]
_Shipping time:_ |[`Below Expectations - Meets Expectations - Exceeds Expectations`]
_Product weight:_ |[`Below Expectations - Meets Expectations - Exceeds Expectations`]
_Product quality:_ |[`Below Expectations - Meets Expectations - Exceeds Expectations`]
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|_OVERALL (subjective):_ |[`Far Beneath Expectations - Below Expectations - Meets Expectations - Exceeds Expectations - Far Above Expectations`]
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|__Questionnaire (Optional)__
1. Have you tested the product using reagents? If so, what were the results? Please post photos if possible.
A. (answer goes here)
2. If you communicated with the vendor, how was the experience?
A.
3. Generally speaking, how was the packaging, stealth, and shipping? DO NOT DESCRIBE DECOY DETAILS.
A.
4. Have you already tried the product? If so, please provide a trip report, including ROI, dosage, duration, effects, and sides.
A.
5. If you have tried this drug before, how does this vendor's product compare to others (especially on the darknet)?
A.
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In Reddit, this will end up looking like this:
Basic Details | |
Vendor: | [WHICH SELLER ] |
Market: | [WHICH MARKETPLACE ] |
Product: | [WHAT WAS PURCHASED ] |
Price: | [WHAT IT COST ] |
Shipped from: | [COUNTRY ] |
Shipped to: | [COUNTRY ] |
Shipping speed: | [# DAYS PURCHASE TO RECEIPT ] |
Required FE: | [Y/N ] |
Vacuum Sealed: | [Y/N ] |
MBB: | [Y/N ] |
Decoy: | [Y/N ] |
Ranking (Choose one per category) | |
Communication: | [Below Expectations - Meets Expectations - Exceeds Expectations ] |
Stealth: | [Below Expectations - Meets Expectations - Exceeds Expectations ] |
Shipping time: | [Below Expectations - Meets Expectations - Exceeds Expectations ] |
Product weight: | [Below Expectations - Meets Expectations - Exceeds Expectations ] |
Product quality: | [Below Expectations - Meets Expectations - Exceeds Expectations ] |
OVERALL (subjective): | [Far Beneath Expectations - Below Expectations - Meets Expectations - Exceeds Expectations - Far Above Expectations ] |
Questionnaire (Optional) |
Have you tested the product using reagents? If so, what were the results? Please post photos if possible.
A. (answer goes here)
If you communicated with the vendor, how was the experience?
A.
Generally speaking, how was the packaging, stealth, and shipping? DO NOT DESCRIBE DECOY DETAILS.
A.
Have you already tried the product? If so, please provide a trip report, including ROI, dosage, duration, effects, and sides.
A.
If you have tried this drug before, how does this vendor's product compare to others (especially on the darknet)?
A.
Honestly looks fantastic
Would readers enjoy this being the "recommended" vendor review template? we can make a button on the side "submit a vendor review" and have this template be the thing pasted in there