methjoog <> AB <> 1g Meth

ola del a /r/dnm. We are heroin_and_stimpy. professional lurkers, amateur drug abusers, and below average spell checkers. I brought you a review for you to review.

DETAILED CHECKBOX Vendor Name/Marketplace: Methjoog / AlphaBay
Product/s reviewed: 1g Meth
International?: NO
Vendor requires FE?: NO
Price before shipping: 50 usd
Shipping cost: freeeeeeeeee
Customer Service: pick one below with an "x" like this: [x]
[x]+5 Superb: Polite, prompt, ensures satisfaction
[ ]+4 Good: Professional, exhibits customer care
[ ]+3 Satisfactory: Adequate responses, resolved issue
[ ]+2 Marginal: Subpar communication, partial resolution
[ ]+1 Bad: Poor communication, no resolution
[ ]+0 Awful: Abusive responses, no resolution
Product Quality: pick one below
[ ]+5 Highest purity - highly potent
[x]+4 Mostly pure - potent
[ ]+3 Minor cut or impurity - strong
[ ]+2 Cut and/or impure - medium to weak
[ ]+1 Almost entirely cut - very weak
[ ]+0 Possibly bunk - no effect
Processing Speed: pick one below
[x]+5 Processed & marked shipped in 24hrs
[ ]+4 Processed & marked shipped in 48 hrs
[ ]+3 Processed & marked shipped in 72 hrs
[ ]+2 Package is late
[ ]+1 Package is very late
[ ]+0 Never received package
Price Value: pick one below
[x]+5 Excellent - great value & low cost
[ ]+4 Moderate - worthy value & fair cost
[ ]+3 At-market - neither good nor bad
[ ]+2 Below-market - so-so value, high cost
[ ]+1 Exorbitant - low value, excessive cost
[ ]+0 Rip-off - little-to-no value, unjustified cost
Stealth & OpSec: check all that apply
[ ]+1 Vacuum-sealed
[x]+1 Mylar/non-porous container
[ ]+1 Decoy/misdirection
[x]+1 Low package profile
[x]+1 Good OpSec/PGP
TOTAL: = meth, wait i mean math... 88. 8oh8. dont hate. 5 on shipping since we had inclement weather on my end, was curious about his ship speed going in due to previous reviews. 5 biz days from purchase to ingest. As far as price value goes, out my way a gram of even boo-boo will fetch 85-100 all dayy. Joog was very quick to ship out and was on point with his communication through out, although little is/was needed. Just the way i like it. PGP everytime and stealth was acceptable for domestic, my only advice would be to flatten it out a little more if I were one to nit-pick. And now the info you've all been waiting for ----> I was sooo fucking relieved to open my bag and see for once an abscence of those big stupid shards of non-meth. This stuff looked like the humble pieces of broken glass it is supposed to. I don't know why the majority of DNM buyers nut their britches over those fake ass marble shards, but both heroin_and_stimpy prefer to actually smoke real deal crystal methamphetimine. Melted down right and the crackback spoke to me in symbols that I would be able to decipher once I made it to day 3. I like billowing clouds slowly pouring out of my mouth as I pretend to be the snoop dogg of stimulants and Joog's dope actually let me do just that. It's about goddamn time I found some real fucking meth.


Comments


[3 Points] BlackGoatSemen:

Hey kid, I like your style.


[4 Points] burnvern:

Meth reviews are my favorite part about this sub.

Oh and when meth and tinfoil hats combine that's the best


[3 Points] dlayover123:

'and below average spell checkers.'

This made the post 100000x better


[3 Points] darktriaddd:

You need to write more reviews. Gold.


[2 Points] None:

Pics?


[2 Points] evil_olive23:

This makes me want to smoke some meth, lol.


[2 Points] ciphersexual:

Since when did the Reddit meth community become a bunch of funny goofballs? Not complaining.

Thanks for the review


[1 Points] None:

You are welcome brother....Bahahahaha!!!! For real, thanks for being the guinea pig on this vendor....$50.00 with shipping is a damn good deal....Already added "yourmethjoog" to the buy list for da people :-) Damn good review my friend!!!!!!!!


[1 Points] None:

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