A Strange Encounter...Your Thoughts?

I had been at a party where beer had been spilled on me (I do not drink). A friend of mine asked for a ride back to her home some forty minutes away. I obliged because she lives about a mile from my drop spot and I wanted to see if anything had come in. I drop my friend off. I proceed to my drop. One block from my drop spot I see those dreaded red and blues fire up.

I immediately turn on my interior lights and pull into a parking lot, able to easily see my drop spot.

The officer comes over and asks me how I'm doing. I try to keep it friendly and brief. He asks for license and insurance which I have. After sitting there for about two minutes a second car pulls up (I figured as much given that I was 45 minutes from home and it is 3:45 AM on the Saturday after Thanksgiving, a situation typically noted for trans dimensional travel).

The first officer asks me to get out of my car and speak with him. I see the Field Sobriety Test coming - at this point I've been awake a day and a half (amphetamines!), my speech is slurred and I smell like stale alcohol, with my eyes red. I figure what the hell, might as well play along and see what I can pull off.

He asks me how much I had to drink and I say "one or two beers", he repeats what I just said and I say "Yes sir." He guides me to level ground and administers the Field Sobriety Test.

After the three parts of the test he decides to run (follow this pen with your eyes, walk down this narrow white line, hold your foot up 6 inches and count out till I tell you to stop) he says "I don't believe you've only had one or two beers but neither do I believe you're intoxicated. If anything, you're on your way down (little does he know!).

He keeps telling me how lucky I am that not only am I not going to jail but I'm not being cited for the light I supposedly ran (his excuse for pulling me over. It was green all day long when I went through and he knew it because he was right behind me).

I repeatedly thank him as sincerely as I know how while keeping my words to a minimum. He asks the second officer to escort me back to my car. Officer 2 is friendly enough but there is a slight good cop, bad cop going on. Off 2 is the bad guy. He tells me I can get back in my car. Whence I'm in it, he begins his spiel.

"How much have you had to drink?" -One or two beers. "Have you ever been arrested for DWI in the past?" -No sir. Never. "Don't worry, the investigation is over. We're just talking." -I understand sir. I never have. "I don't know if you have a problem with alcohol or what but please, get it checked out by a doctor. See somebody before you end up in jail or dead. I just came from a DWI arrest, I can promise you, they aren't fun. For anybody." -I understand sir.

This is where it gets weird.

Keep in mind I am one block from my drop. Operation Onymous has happened three weeks prior and in the weeks leading up to OO weird things happened at my drop.

Cop 2 says to Cop 1, 'Hey can I talk to you for a second?"

Cop 1 is gone for 15 seconds at the most. Cop 1 comes back to my window, asks me to stop at a nearby gas station to get coffee (but sire, I'm on German No-Doze!) and I say I will. The Cop 1 says to Cop 2, hey, pull over there and we'll talk. Then he tells me I'm free to leave.

My question is this: Do you think Cop 2 knew something about my DNM activity, hell even my drug/drop shipment activity and was trying to warn C1?

I figure this isn't the case because they would have torn my car apart if they suspected drugs. As it stood they only administered the field sobriety test on me. Still, I can't help but wonder if C2 knows something is up.

Let me know what you think. All opinions, no matter how absurd are appreciated!

TL;DR I was pulled over on suspicion of DWI when a second cop makes a bizarre statement that he obviously wanted me to hear enough of to spook me. Asking for opinions as to what it means.


Comments


[8 Points] sheeproadreloaded2:

Are you a massive drug dealer? is there something particularly important about your mail?

In my country, the postman delivers letters, and the police enforce narcotics laws. i'm sure youre just paranoi from the speed wearing off.The police won't be stopping every car near your drop address to find out if they're drunk. if they are, its unrelated to the postman delivering envelopes to people's addresses - they do it all the time. they both wear uniforms, but they do completely different jobs.

Your mind is finding possible conspiring connections everywhere because you feel guilty, you have lots of dopamine, but your serotonin is low.

That sentence explains why people on this subreddit are always talking about postmen and "stealth". We need to write it everytime some chicken admits they're scared of postmen or begin talking about envelopes.


[2 Points] durgsrbad:

Relax champ. Sometimes when it walks like a duck and sounds like a duck, it's just a duck.

Paranoia is a choice - buy into it or don't, but keep a level head. Couple of dicks were meeting quota, no more. Nothing to see here, move on.


[3 Points] nonotactuallydumbass:

You are safe. Nobody will ever read about your story on Reddit. Especially the cops.


[2 Points] iLoveDNM:

Chill, cops just chat you up to see what you'll say and do.


[3 Points] fuuuuckckckckck:

Burn your house down, burn the post office down, (to destroy the evidence they're building up on you) burn the police station down, (how are they going to track you down in Belize if their main HQ was burned down?) move to Belize, and then douse yourself with gasoline and set yourself on fire, because Belize has an extradition treaty with the US.

Oh, and maybe lay off the speed for a few days.


[2 Points] s7w7:

More than likely they're just fucking with you. I had a cop act concerned once and start talking about the drug dealer I buy pot from in the ghetto. Said "that guy is dangerous and we're going to take him down one day." Except I always bought weed from a white kid in my nice part of town.

He also said he thought he smelled mushrooms cooking in my house. Whatever that means.


[-1 Points] anyoneellselaughing:

llol bro i have a suspician you might have sucked a dick recently.