Moronic Monday - your weekly stupid questions thread!

Hey /r/DarkNetMarkets, it is time for Moronic Monday!

Post your questions here - stupid or otherwise - to get an answer. Anyone can post a question and the community as a whole is invited and encouraged to provide an answer. Many questions get submitted late each week that don't get a lot of action, so if your question didn't get answered before, feel free to post it again.

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Comments


[8 Points] psychedelic100:

What would happen if you dropped 5000ug acid while travelling to space?


[5 Points] None:

Why the xanax/benzo hate? I see all these dope fiends and meth tweakers and nobody bats an eye. This is a sub about buying drugs online, get off your fucking high horses for fucks sake.

Also then people go and go get shitfaced on booze and it's no biggie, shit is really annoying.


[2 Points] Jaymacmac:

Joining nucleus with pgp and 2fa enabled, i logged in to my account screen to see a pgp message from who i do not know and unable to access any other part of the site; listings, account details, wallet etc. Anyone know whats up?


[2 Points] davaunte:

Why Charlie can't deposit and balance alphabay


[2 Points] StValcourt:

Complete noob here.

I've been planning to do shrooms with a friend of mine, but we haven't had any luck finding some. So I had the idea of ordering a few tabs of LSD online instead.

I looked around Silk Road 1 a few years ago by curiosity so I have a basic understanding of deep web markets and the precautions to take but I never bought anything.

Anyway, my question probably sounds stupid to most of you, but how exactly do I get bitcoins?

I have an (empty) wallet, but I have no idea where I'm supposed to get bitcoins from. My computer isn't good enough to make anything significant by mining. Is there a website where I can buy some using PayPal or something? How does it work?


[2 Points] ThePikaThor:

So im wanting to try MDMA with my girlfriend this weekend and we both are entirely new to it.

Ive gotten a lot of different opinons aboutbit but im looking for some general advice. I.e. how much to dose, precautions, fun stuff to do with it. Help?


[1 Points] Resonance543:

If i'm ordering from abroad, which language should i use when i'm giving my post address? My native language, where the package is going to be sent, or the seller's language, where the package is coming from?


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[1 Points] alexdahbomb:

my package from charliebrownco shipped out last monday on the 19th from the UK. when should i expect my package?


[1 Points] Cannabun:

I really want to try dabs but that whole thing confuses me.


[1 Points] hmmmyessss:

Does anyone have any vendor/product suggestions for medical marijuana for pain management?

A relative of mine has had recurring pain management issues after multiple back surgeries. This has been going on for over a year and the multiple prescriptions that she has been using have not really helped. After multiple tries, I have finally convinced her to try medical marijuana.

We live in the midwest where we are behind in the times regarding drug laws, so I do not have local access. I am very comfortable with the DNM's however I am honestly not familiar with products for strictly medicinal use. Ideally, we would like something that is strictly for pain; i.e. she does not want to get high (she is a career-woman but not in danger of being drug tested). I have heard that there are products out there bred for pain management and that will not make her loopy but I am struggling with the overwhelming amount of options on the DNMs.

Something in a pill form or an oil would be ideal, and smoking is out of the question for her. Edibles would also be tough, as she has kids living with her.

Thank you in advance for your help!


[1 Points] Mexicanothrow:

How safe is it to order something from the USA/Canada etc to Mexico?


[1 Points] None:

It's still monday? Really?


[1 Points] tryptdn:

I realize it's legal, but why don't any RC vendors sell DXM powder? I know it's not the most popular thing, but I can't be the only one who likes it and doesn't want to pay crazy prices for cough gels without acetaminophen.


[0 Points] fatgirlchaser69:

have an international package on route should be here next day or to, got off work to get it but just found out one of my parents are goina actually be working from home... what do i tell them cause i know they will question me and possibly make me open it in front of them, due to having a close call with them when a pack came a few day late and they were home when it came and i was at work, luckily bullshitted my way out it, but i;m worried now and dont know what to say


[-4 Points] octomarvel:

How does one fart on a date?