VENDOR REVIEW: PureFireMeds Coconut Flavored Cocaine

Well I am an avid cocaine user and try my best to try out all the top vendors on the markets. I have used PureFireMeds in the past and must say that he always has top notch coke, and excellent service. What a surprise when I noticed he now lists something called "Coconut Flavored Cocaine". What is that? I asked myself. I like cocaine and I like coconuts but how can the two work together? I was so intrigued that i had to try it! I ordered 3.5g to test it out. here is my reveiw.

Shipping: As always with PureFireMeds i got it in 3 days 10/10

communication: none is needed. I order from PureFireMeds enough to not have to ask any questions. I know he's one of the best vendors and that I will get my order. 10/10

Stealth: As always, it is very good stealth that you could open in front of the police and be fine 10/10

Product: Holy damn that is some fire coke!!! Up to par with all of PureFireMeds other regualr coke. aAND HOLY FUCK IT SMELLS AND TASTE LIKE FUCKIN COCONUTS BRO!!! but you can still tell its real coke. He says that its washed with acetate and coconut milk or some shit. I must say i am a fan. Plus that shit has me fucked up so its good coke too. I look forward to more flavors in the future. PureFireMeds if you are reading this bro, please make mango flavored. That shit would be nuts.

Overall PureFireMeds gets a 11/10 review for not only having that fire but for being an innovator in the coke game.


Comments


[10 Points] XANAX2USA:

The Fuck?


[5 Points] SteveLurkell:

Nice review PFM. A little heavy on the character references and self promotion, but at least you let the people know you have coconut flave coke.


[5 Points] None:

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[4 Points] Deafcunt:

People still order from that fuckwad??


[3 Points] synikal12:

Hahahahahahahahahahaha.. oh man. You cannot be fuckin' serious right now.


[3 Points] polvb:

This guy is the biggest scammer, and people still order from him? Probably a fake account, but whatever.


[2 Points] FarGateTraveler:

So you have bought from pfm before? Are you aware of pfm's situation?


[2 Points] t3hk4hn:

dude.


[2 Points] LilRupie:

Why people still order from this fuckwad is beyond me.


[2 Points] Drugss7:

Your name is "cokanut" and you have 1 post about how good a scammer's coke is.

This must be PureFireMeds.


[1 Points] dastampmasta:

That sounds fucking terrible.

Id be scared to sniff or shoot it. Just my 2 cents.


[1 Points] cannabisity:

PFM + shit I don't want added to my drugs making it heavier than it really is = big no thanks


[1 Points] SacredGeometry25:

I would just like to tell you Mr. PureFireMeds... you are fucking retarded.