Bust out your tinfoil hats and let's gather together to post all of the crazy conspiracy theories and alarm ringing FUD that we possibly can!
Tinfoil Hat Tuesday!
Bust out your tinfoil hats and let's gather together to post all of the crazy conspiracy theories and alarm ringing FUD that we possibly can!
[93 Points] None:
[25 Points] sapiophile:
The CloudFlare CAPTCHA that asks you to identify all the street signs is actually a clandestine conspiracy by the road safety lobby to make people into safer drivers and pedestrians. The fucking bastards.
[7 Points] earthmoonsun:
Craig Wright's claim to be Satoshi was to distract from the fact that he's Kimble, and a poor attempt to justify his huge possession of Bitcoins
Edit: I will provide proof.
Unless my courage leaves me...
[6 Points] None:
Jesus Christ is an agent of the CIA. He does a lot of wet work down in South America. His cover is that of a mild mannered mid lever cocaine buyer. Jesus is not here to die for your fucking sins!!!! vHev is here to get you hooked on the CIA's drugs!!! Its all bullshit!!! Back in the day Jesus & I would sit around hitting the meth pipe, getting so tweaked the fuck out!!! Once we reached a certain point, we would go on the hunt for hookers to have a little fun with. Jesus would always bring 3 or 4 girls back to the house we shared at that time. My GOD, the messed up things he would do to those poor girls, he was a sick twisted fuck that way!!! Jesus was very handy at time, like that one time these dudes tried to rip us off, Jesus turned their guns into wine, after that, it was a very bad day for them!!!! Another cool thing about Jesus was this, he could take a 1/4 gram of meth & make it into enough for 40 people.
But be warned my friends, Jesus is not your friend, he will stab you in the back & laugh as he does it!!! Oh, do not ever leave your girlfriend alone with him, he will fuck her with his GOD cock & then she is ruined for normal men such as us!!!!
So, if you see Jesus walking your way, you need to get the fuck out of there ASAP, as he is up to no fucking good!!!! You have been warned!!!!!
[3 Points] WildNight00:
government paired with popular app snapchat and is scanning your face for those "filters"
[2 Points] creditswag:
Snowden did 911 and was born in Russia. He's in communicae with S Korea who are supplying alprazolam to eastern european states who are then selling them to the us. a package from s korea is instant flags for custom controls. the alprazolam is being bought and distrubuted by a korean native in canada. he works with other koreans digitally to create alter egos and the team consists of around 100 government employees. Then s korea sends a nuke at us
[1 Points] StarvngFartist:
The Paul McCartney/Faul McCartney/Billy shears theory holds some weight.. Post link Here
[1 Points] Dank_of_America:
The Bucegi mountains one is my favorite. And Romania got into NATO I believe for letting the US and Israel do research in the supposed tunnels.
[1 Points] 2CandyVendor:
Alphabay is the owner of my dog
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