Use Monero. Here's some for free!
Edit 2: Closing up the giveaway as of 11:45pm UTC. It'll take me an hour or so to work through all of your amazing submissions. If you missed this giveaway, I hope to see you at the next one, and be sure to check out the poetic masterpieces below! Good luck and stay safe!
Edit: Thank you all for your contributions! I will be closing up the giveaway about 45 minutes after this edit, or at 11:45pm UTC. Get your submissions in now!
FREE MONERO!!!
Following two successful Monero giveaways, I've decided to give away even more of this magic Internet money! Paste your Monero receiving address in a comment below and I will send 0.02 XMR (~$2.50) to the address posted. If you craft your own limerick, haiku, or ballad on a DNM topic of your choosing then I will send you a total of 0.08 XMR ($10) for your efforts!!! I'll also be accepting cinquains from our American audience. See below for how to set up a Monero wallet and generate your receiving address. Reddit accounts must be older than this post to receive Monero. Only 1 entry allowed!
About Monero
Monero is the only cryptocurrency to offer total transactional privacy to all of its users. Unlike Bitcoin which has a public and transparent blockchain, Monero does not reveal the sender, receiver, or value of any transactions on its network. This allows all wallet balances and histories to remain private by default. Extreme privacy is gained through these technological advancements along with other astounding benefits such as "fungibility", or the unrestricted interchangeability of Monero without the potential for blacklisted coins. Future developments are underway to 1) broadcast transactions through the I2P network while also increasing usability of I2P for everyone, even non-Monero users, and 2) adopt N-of-N multisig in the latest wallet software.
Recent arrests have shown the dangers of using Bitcoin for matters which are best kept private. Warrants in the AlphaBay case were obtained due to a blockchain analysis linking Bitcoin to the market's owner. A Russian national who was arrested on charges of laundering Bitcoin from the Mt. Gox theft was identified using these very same methods. Bitcoin mixers are becoming prime targets for government agencies. Privacy in Bitcoin is a fallacy and other alternatives must be adopted - the sooner the better! Monero is the best option right now for ensuring your financial and resulting personal safety when transacting online.
Go to getmonero.org, /r/Monero, or monero.how for more information. I am in no way affiliated with the Monero developers or Core team, I am simply an avid Monero user who wants more participants on my favourite financial network. Stay safe and Welcome to Monero!
Setting Up a Wallet
Web Wallet (Easiest/Fastest)
Go to mymonero.com and create an account. Click "Receive" to find your receiving address. This process takes a few seconds. Note that Tor cannot be used to access this website.
Download a Wallet
Go to getmonero.org/downloads and find your appropriate client. Create a new wallet. You can download and synchronize the Monero blockchain (most secure but takes a long time, ~2 to 24 hours depending on your hardware and Internet connection) or use a remote node by entering node.moneroworld.com into Settings->Daemon Address (slightly less private but much faster and only takes a few minutes to synchronize). Tor can be used for added privacy when accessing remote nodes.
I look forward to sending you all a bit of Monero. Leave your address and I'll promptly send 0.02 or 0.08 XMR your way. Everyone else can watch the transactions occur at xmrchain.net but good luck finding out which ones they are or anything else about them!
Edit: Thank you all for your contributions! I will be closing up the giveaway about 45 minutes after this edit, or at 11:45pm UTC. Get your submissions in now!
Edit 2: Closing up the giveaway as of 11:45pm UTC. It'll take me an hour or so to work through all of your amazing submissions. If you missed this giveaway, I hope to see you at the next one, and be sure to check out the poetic masterpieces below! Good luck and stay safe!
Comments
[41 Points] straightcompton123:
[44 Points] None:
[19 Points] SpiffyWhiff:
[15 Points] Throwayking:
[9 Points] fredfrengerjr:
[7 Points] classmcgeek:
[6 Points] definitelynotminesir:
[7 Points] s1ph0nx:
[6 Points] None:
[4 Points] Boofaholic_Supreme:
[6 Points] None:
[4 Points] WhyAreYouEatingPaper:
[3 Points] Bitcoinfriend:
[3 Points] poncho_escobar:
[3 Points] None:
[3 Points] None:
[3 Points] epicjam:
[3 Points] None:
[3 Points] WeEatNoodles:
[2 Points] None:
[2 Points] None:
[2 Points] Throughawayup:
[2 Points] TheSideQuest:
[2 Points] SpiffyWhiff:
[2 Points] NordicGuru:
[2 Points] weeeeee6:
[2 Points] DrDougExeter:
[2 Points] unknownunknown_:
[2 Points] mymuse100:
[2 Points] OGdaddykush:
[2 Points] shigutso:
[2 Points] cherrypickersaddict:
[2 Points] D0WN71M3:
[2 Points] ksosk:
[2 Points] None:
[2 Points] Hail_Hydra_Codone:
[2 Points] bitsofic:
[2 Points] None:
[2 Points] kay_till:
[2 Points] None:
[2 Points] javato_jones:
[1 Points] omegahawke:
[1 Points] None:
[1 Points] felix_rapporet:
[1 Points] SmartestManInTheUni9:
[1 Points] SpontaneousCookie:
[1 Points] None:
[1 Points] None:
[1 Points] cryptolavdalasun:
[1 Points] None:
[1 Points] Tswee911:
[1 Points] None:
[1 Points] None:
[1 Points] doremi9191:
[1 Points] Spanks4free:
[1 Points] not_really_a_troll:
[1 Points] filcohere:
[1 Points] Ive_gone_guano:
[1 Points] calzoo:
[1 Points] TRdnmthrow:
[1 Points] moregasam:
[1 Points] Topshelfdank:
[1 Points] TILimDumb:
[1 Points] None:
[1 Points] None:
[1 Points] mailbhawani:
[1 Points] None:
[1 Points] kamanao01:
[1 Points] None:
[1 Points] JNWolman:
[1 Points] basjin:
[1 Points] bertface:
[1 Points] None:
[1 Points] Longdongdoodle:
[1 Points] Blugaboo:
[1 Points] erciambellaro:
[1 Points] None:
[1 Points] Tomislav23:
[1 Points] Black-Hand:
[1 Points] Slut_Shamer:
[1 Points] Roach02:
[1 Points] None:
[1 Points] simpleducky:
[1 Points] gemeinsam:
[1 Points] DutchDolt:
[1 Points] jakopianer:
[1 Points] royalcookie3:
[1 Points] _writ:
[1 Points] DNMUser10564:
[1 Points] Excill-:
[1 Points] Loimu:
[1 Points] tender_thunder:
[1 Points] benstehley:
[1 Points] dnmnoob17:
[1 Points] Letsdoallthedrugs:
[1 Points] None:
[1 Points] EnthusiastGrade:
[1 Points] None:
[1 Points] cryptomone:
[1 Points] bezdelmax:
[1 Points] ridiculedrat:
[1 Points] EnthusiastGrade:
[1 Points] None:
[1 Points] Roastingisoverrated:
[1 Points] guyfromschool:
[1 Points] xParaDoXie:
[1 Points] Clark__W__Griswald:
[1 Points] wyldbill:
[1 Points] None:
[1 Points] levintofu_WTF:
[1 Points] moodyfloyd:
[1 Points] None:
[1 Points] None:
[1 Points] albert721:
[1 Points] Nooget37:
[1 Points] None:
[1 Points] cjsrhkcjs:
[1 Points] None:
[1 Points] TheHolyJoint:
[1 Points] andrew187:
[1 Points] None:
[1 Points] Vendorreviewer101:
[1 Points] BTCKING_IB:
[1 Points] laptopcouch:
[1 Points] Rowenaj:
[1 Points] beterraba00:
[1 Points] bgmrk:
[1 Points] None:
[1 Points] selection58:
[1 Points] None:
[1 Points] bestsellerrank:
[1 Points] quigonjinn7:
[1 Points] SmashedApe3000:
[1 Points] crazygenius:
[1 Points] dnms_in_my_anus:
[1 Points] Trancetrafficking:
[1 Points] Bigrich22:
[1 Points] Parallax26:
[1 Points] ViolentlyPeaceful:
[1 Points] None:
[1 Points] SkarlathAmon:
[1 Points] None:
[1 Points] violkin:
[1 Points] thisishowyouloseher2:
[1 Points] None:
[1 Points] None:
[1 Points] ColdRain:
[1 Points] Houndolon:
[1 Points] None:
[1 Points] violentferns:
[1 Points] None:
[1 Points] None:
[1 Points] jbrandonw:
[1 Points] izza123:
[1 Points] Xinergie:
[1 Points] None:
[1 Points] Karkarkarkar6:
[1 Points] coinman95:
[1 Points] Blackhippie_:
[1 Points] None:
[1 Points] None:
[1 Points] N3ohunt3r:
[1 Points] this_is_new:
[1 Points] golddust89:
[1 Points] scride773:
[1 Points] Psychonaut_For_Life:
[1 Points] None:
[1 Points] someoneliketarzan:
[1 Points] cryptodeal:
[1 Points] ta233deaalltheway:
[1 Points] EmmanuelBlockchain:
[1 Points] shrimpchipsaregood:
[1 Points] wantedinred:
[1 Points] BlondLebanon:
[1 Points] thcisforme:
[1 Points] KJL90:
[1 Points] shillcunt:
[1 Points] wookiesuit:
[1 Points] atticusNL:
[1 Points] TrojanRabit:
[1 Points] Hater164:
[1 Points] None:
[1 Points] silenceofthelambsDNM:
[1 Points] Almaytan:
[1 Points] nyter25:
[1 Points] invictus225:
[1 Points] DracoAndJosh:
[1 Points] None:
[1 Points] silenceofthelambsDNM:
[1 Points] None:
[1 Points] None:
[1 Points] lorenzzomielli:
[1 Points] Madethisformonero:
[1 Points] ohfourgts:
[1 Points] revolvingmonk:
[1 Points] Pepeubom:
[1 Points] _Luzardo_:
[1 Points] Should_I_do_LSD:
[1 Points] None:
[1 Points] marshmallow1108:
[1 Points] happyhour1111:
[1 Points] Navebippzy:
[1 Points] Holy_n3o:
[1 Points] UFQPFrXL6h:
[1 Points] ZiggyBoomBox:
[1 Points] KillerWhaleFakes:
[1 Points] PillyHoliday:
[1 Points] Waddawegott:
[1 Points] v7znay:
[1 Points] Peripatetically:
[1 Points] MostlyUnpopular:
[1 Points] wry1:
[1 Points] Major_kidneybeans:
[1 Points] shoplifta:
[1 Points] brasiliancardking:
[1 Points] None:
[1 Points] whatFed:
[1 Points] None:
[1 Points] survivalmon:
[1 Points] wheresHOS:
[1 Points] pablotextoris:
[1 Points] lyrasinteticos:
[1 Points] KILL3RWHAL3:
[1 Points] NotShiaLeboof:
[1 Points] None:
[1 Points] Liviing:
[1 Points] None:
[1 Points] None:
[1 Points] wayniac33:
[1 Points] moneroluv:
[1 Points] gabsanctos:
[1 Points] None:
[1 Points] XInnominateX:
[1 Points] None:
[1 Points] Dacalala:
[1 Points] cstreams100:
[1 Points] peanutjesus:
[1 Points] PhillipStein:
[1 Points] brasiliancardking:
[1 Points] None:
[1 Points] ThroawayDazzlingRedd:
[1 Points] amarjen:
[1 Points] None:
[1 Points] zaboq:
[1 Points] icon1200p:
[1 Points] None:
[1 Points] JburnaDNM:
[1 Points] Oxycocet:
[1 Points] darknet_enthuzest:
[1 Points] RentMyBatmanNick:
[1 Points] None:
[1 Points] DNMoneroThrowaway:
[1 Points] clothedmike:
[1 Points] xoddus67890:
[1 Points] aesthetics247:
[1 Points] lrrc49:
[1 Points] intentazera:
[1 Points] StonedturtIe:
[1 Points] None:
[1 Points] b_cash:
[1 Points] geoff_the_great:
[1 Points] CallMeCrypton:
[1 Points] None:
[1 Points] joaquinmtr:
[1 Points] Mchr3k:
[1 Points] shark127:
[1 Points] None:
[1 Points] tomasbondok:
[1 Points] None:
[1 Points] getsmokes:
[1 Points] crypto_burner:
[1 Points] EzraL_Rotmg:
[1 Points] Whymelord001:
[1 Points] TesisAgorafobica:
[1 Points] RainbowJeremy1234:
[1 Points] brandino312:
[1 Points] hybridman06:
[1 Points] Bbif8:
[1 Points] DNMUser10564:
[1 Points] Bitchingo:
[1 Points] we_invanted_zero:
[1 Points] lazyfinger:
[1 Points] skorpion7777:
[1 Points] ChillStoopid:
[1 Points] user00000000000:
[1 Points] kbblradio:
[1 Points] louthecokedealer:
[1 Points] derbeaner:
[1 Points] failnsfw:
[1 Points] maxm266:
[1 Points] Holym4:
[1 Points] JonDo419:
[1 Points] Bachlov:
[1 Points] None:
[1 Points] pzaSteve:
[1 Points] suupar:
[1 Points] throwptk:
[1 Points] Trey22200:
[1 Points] randoml3tt3rs:
[1 Points] Ganonslayer1:
[1 Points] Vespco:
[1 Points] damnthatcircle:
[1 Points] BostonGahden:
[1 Points] throwthekush:
[1 Points] xBloodDiamondx:
[1 Points] whatsmynamep:
[1 Points] throwptk:
[1 Points] The_Crow_And_Eye:
[1 Points] tokenician:
[1 Points] papayapermakultur:
[1 Points] Rapwnzel98:
[1 Points] bliess:
[1 Points] karatepotato:
[1 Points] baconforthezombies:
Oh dear monero, You are so anonymous And I fuck with that!
(Anyone else feel free to send some XMR here too!) 45hvhw8pcV3hTft8wxpnSd4wMnhcGHEpBgbpRNnuqNpBPND249h43E5WbwaVe4vUMveKAzAiA4j8xgUi29TpKXpm42vTr11