Customer Service |
Description |
[x]+5 |
Superb - Polite, prompt, ensures satisfaction |
[ ]+4 |
Good - Professional, exhibits customer care |
[ ]+3 |
Satisfactory - Adequate responses, resolved issue |
[ ]+2 |
Marginal - Subpar communication, partial resolution |
[ ]+1 |
Bad - Poor communication, no resolution |
[ ]+0 |
Awful - Abusive responses, no resolution |
Product Quality |
Description |
[x]+5 |
Highest purity - highly potent |
[ ]+4 |
Mostly pure - potent |
[ ]+3 |
Minor cut or impurity - strong |
[ ]+2 |
Cut and/or impure - medium to weak |
[ ]+1 |
Almost entirely cut - very weak |
[ ]+0 |
Possibly bunk - no effect |
Processing: |
Description |
[x]+5 |
Processed & marked shipped in 24hrs |
[ ]+4 |
Processed & marked shipped in 48 hrs |
[ ]+3 |
Processed & marked shipped in 72 hrs |
[ ]+2 |
Package is late |
[ ]+1 |
Package is very late |
[ ]+0 |
Never received package |
Price Value |
Description |
[x]+5 |
Excellent - great value & low cost |
[ ]+4 |
Moderate - worthy value & fair cost |
[ ]+3 |
At-market - neither good nor bad |
[ ]+2 |
Below-market - so-so value, high cost |
[ ]+1 |
Exorbitant - low value, excessive cost |
[ ]+0 |
Rip-off - little-to-no value, unjustified cost |
OPSEC/Logistics |
Description |
[ ]+1 |
Single (but effecive) Vacuum-Seal |
[x]+2 |
Multiple Layer Vacuum-Seal |
[x]+1 |
Mylar and Visual Barrier |
[ ]+1 |
Decoy Utilized |
[x]+1 |
Proper NETSEC/PGP |
TOTAL: 100% / 100%
Summary/Narrative: This listing caught my eye cause of the true $0.01 price so I thought I'd pull the trigger and see what HydroJoe had in stock. Shipped impressively fast despite ordering right before AlphaBay's downtime earlier this week. I was impressed to see the stealth was so nicely implemented. The room immediately smelled of dank once the last seal was broken. No smell was noted as I tore through each layer. After looking at the bud, I was shocked at the visual quality. 11/10 bag appeal all the way, and holy crap this stuff tastes and smokes so well. It's as if he rolled the weed in a bag of trichomes. I intend to buy a QP to see quality control with higher quantities of bud before making a massive purchase. Definitely give one of his ounces a try.
tl;dr - Bought a $0.01 for the hell of it, ended up getting bud so fire I intend to buy increasing amounts of bulk as quality control is evaluated. If you want very very very quality weed, his shit impressed me.
I've actually been looking for someone with Durban Poison, how sedating is this stain?