MXE seems to give me super powers

I just got a job offer out of the blue. Unemployed for months. While high on MXE. The whole time. Guy called me on the phone. I don't know how he got my number. I don't even know how he knows me. I don't even know how I carried on a conversation with the guy because to my mind everything made sense but was garbled nonsense and confusion.

I texted my girlfriend that she is pretty and has beautiful eyes after a fight last night. AND IT WORKED. SHE FORGIVES. AND I WAS HIGH ON MXE. AND SHE SHARED IT WITH EVERYONE IN HER CLASS BECAUSE SHE'S A TEACHER.

I believe I have devised a method for becoming high on MXE.


Comments


[60 Points] drimilr:

and heroin will make you an upstanding and productive member of society.


[17 Points] CocaineNose:

This message brought to you by Methoxetamine


[17 Points] kortorbyz:

Maybe you're not even awake..

Maybe you're asleep and we're not even real..

Maybe we're in some turtles dream..

Maybe...


[7 Points] knowonespezal:

I swear MXE cures my anxiety and aspergers to a degree. And it's not even when I'm high on MXE, the afterglow is just magical and makes me say and do things that I would never do sober. I know it's probably bad to take often and leads to mania, but my personality type is the opposite of mania so those feelings are like a godsend to me. I rarely actually take a recreational dose of MXE these days, even though I love them. I seriously consider MXE to be a medicinal medicine. I usually do a small, hardly active bump before work and it gives me energy and focus, it melts away my social anxiety. It actually makes me feel normal for once in my life. And I'm a former heroin addict of 7+ years. The afterglow of a big dose or the effect of a small daily dose beats the "content with everything" feeling of heroin by a long shot.

And I know that everything must be too good to be true, and that I'm just pushing myself towards another uncontrollable addiction. I've long felt that all drugs are trade offs between feeling good now and feeling shitty later, that you can't get something for nothing.

But with MXE; just the price per dose, the non-physical addictiveness, the lack of a come down and even a positive comedown, and the mental health benefits to me. It all feels like the reward of this drug far outweighs it's risks.

I see why MXE is so addictive but as a former hardcore heroin addict I know I can't have a recreational drug and a medicinal drug in the same thing. I've been stopping my weekend high doses for daily very small medical doses

Edit: Even more anecdote, I've been single and very lonely and withdrawn for the past couple years. Since I started taking MXE a lot has changed in my personal life. I almost had a 3 some with these two beautiful girls on the 4th of july weekend...but I had to turn it down because morals. Could just be a coincidence but this shit makes me want to better myself and gives me confidence in myself whereas lately I've been suicidal. Other people notice this.


[6 Points] krimpus:

MXE also gives me the super power of mania! Just call me Mania Man! I have the power to make two (or more, who knows how powerful I am) totally uncorrelated items correlated in my mind.


[7 Points] NiggerFaggotBitchAss:

Maybe you fill out an application and thats how he got your # ?


[5 Points] Yellow_Lite:

This is going to end badly.


[6 Points] supreme_bepis:

this is a sneaky and deceptive drug that has made me swear off anything but tree and the common psychedelics. be careful, it can very well ruin your life as it did mine.


[3 Points] free2thepeople:

I fucking swear by the mxe lords that everytime i'm high on MXE everything is super fucking crazy and never makes sense, but things ALWAYS WORK OUT. On MXE i can get any girl I want, be good at everything, but nothing ever makes sense.


[3 Points] Vegetano:

this is why i love dnms


[3 Points] OpiLuvr:

You may feel like a superhero, just remember one thing.........you cant fly!!!


[2 Points] sdfhgdhjbdafcadv:

A super powers drug that comes in a cream? I'd think it would be something you have to freebase.


[1 Points] yspud:

I think you are on the verge of becoming an addict if you keep associating positive things with repeated drug use. . . Just a casual observation. I am neither condoning or approving of your choices. Just be safe. It's still a RC and who the hell knows what this crap does to a person long term or with high usage.. . Also congrats on getting a job and getting laid. Nice work.


[1 Points] wallado:

HAHAHHAHAAHHAH


[1 Points] WorkMoneyPartyBitchs:

I really want to try mxe, it's like $300 a gram though in australia which gives me the shits


[0 Points] None:

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[-9 Points] shitbrik:

I want to give this drug a try but the x in the acronym of MXE is terrifying to me, Just sounds like a sinister drug lol. :P