It's awfully shilly in this bitch. (At least try a little harder)

DISCLAIMER: I am not saying the vendor is a scammer at all, what I'm saying is there needs to be some sort of standard for less than half ass reviews. By following this link https://www.reddit.com/r/DarkNetMarkets/comments/55enl0/vendor_review_templates_made_easier/ you will see it's in fact very simple to copy / paste the template and fill it out. sli.mg removes EXIF data from photos, but if you don't want to trust a third party to wipe EXIF data from photos then you can screen shot the photo and use the screen shot, OR here's a guide on how to wipe EXIF data yourself. https://photographylife.com/how-to-delete-exif-data

Here you will find a link to a program and the serial number to register it to wipe EXIF data, as well as another review template that works on almost every sub https://www.reddit.com/r/TheXanaxCartel/wiki/review-template

All of these reviews for a vendor who's banned from this sub (Possibly because the user behind the account was an imposter, who knows), providing no pics and mainly from fresh accounts and extremely similar review style who claim they can't upload images lol... Also the "ratings" seem to be insanely great (102/100, 22/20, etc.) Some things are just painfully obvious don't fall for the hype.

https://www.reddit.com/r/DarkNetMarkets/comments/5891rr/review_doctorlisa_alphabay_10x_pfizer_xanax_2mg/

https://www.reddit.com/r/DarkNetMarkets/comments/57j46v/vendor_review_doctorlisa_5x_percocet_5325mg/?ref=search_posts

https://www.reddit.com/r/DarkNetMarkets/comments/57ha8l/vendor_review_doctorlisas_pfizer_xanax_pressed/?ref=search_posts

https://www.reddit.com/r/DarkNetMarkets/comments/57f15y/doctorlisa_xanaxalprazolam_review_yes_i_know/?ref=search_posts

https://www.reddit.com/r/DarkNetMarkets/comments/577lpc/vendor_review_doctorlisa_adderall/?ref=search_posts

https://www.reddit.com/r/DarkNetMarkets/comments/56yxk0/vendor_review_doctorlisa/?ref=search_posts

https://www.reddit.com/r/DarkNetMarkets/comments/56ny0o/vendor_review_doctorlisa_10x_xanax_10x_valium/?ref=search_posts

https://www.reddit.com/r/DarkNetMarkets/comments/588zyp/vendor_reviews_doctorlisa_10_x_2mg_xanax_5_x_5mg/

https://www.reddit.com/r/DarkNetMarkets/comments/588l0r/just_got_my_order_doctor_lisa_is_legit/

https://www.reddit.com/r/DarkNetMarkets/comments/58011q/doctor_lisa_review/ (5/5 FE)

https://www.reddit.com/r/DarkNetMarkets/comments/57wbz4/doctorlisa_10mg_valium_review/

https://www.reddit.com/r/DarkNetMarkets/comments/57wtay/vender_review/

https://www.reddit.com/r/DarkNetMarkets/comments/57krel/doctorlisa_came_through_for_me/

https://www.reddit.com/r/DarkNetMarkets/comments/57lpxf/vendor_review_doctorlisa/

https://www.reddit.com/r/DarkNetMarkets/comments/58b3n6/doctorlisa_alphabay_review_xanax_bars/

https://www.reddit.com/r/DarkNetMarkets/comments/56tbju/doctorlisa_on_ab_a/?ref=search_posts

https://www.reddit.com/r/DarkNetMarkets/comments/58ce8k/vendor_review_doctorlisa_tomorrowlands/

Call me crazy if you want, but you'd think at least someone who isn't a fresh account or an account with 4 posts on it would have made a review if it wasn't a shill for thos "20% extras"

EDIT: 16 reviews with 0 pictures all written damn near the same way in the past 5 days, I'm not gonna go back any further you be the judge.

EDIT 2: For anyone who wants to bitch, I never called anyone a scammer. Pay attention to the rules. https://www.reddit.com/r/darknetmarkets/wiki/index/rules#wiki_7._no_shilling

EDIT 3: https://www.reddit.com/r/DarkNetMarkets/comments/589hup/watcha_buyin_wednesday_casual_vendor_reviews_and/


Comments


[47 Points] suicidalotter:

This is not a shill. This is by far the best vendor on the deeb wep! From the time I ordered my pack arrived in 36 minutes and vendor included an extra 40 bars. Also included an 8 ball of the finest Columbian flake and let me fuck his wife for an FE. DON'T HESITATE BUY NAOW!


[35 Points] weedandsyrup:

Brace yourself for downvote impact


[17 Points] phantomvier:

True, I have seen an unusual amount of these reviews. I have not had any personal experience with the vender though, but does seem awfully shilly. I mean shit, there were two reviews that came out 10 minutes from each other.


[6 Points] Dog3Way:

Full disclosure: I ordered from DrLisa some xanax one time and it was a good order. No broken bars, factory stamps and swift delivery as well as prompt replies via message board on AB. Even got a 5% heavier pack than ordered.

That being said, the only reason I am posting is to confirm to those who care is that DoctorLisa is a vendor that sells on AB.


[4 Points] None:

I thought our mommy dearest /u/mdmangel exposed dr Lisa already or am I thinking of someone else?


[5 Points] someguynotsome:

Agree. Logged today and wtf? doctorliza reviews again.


[5 Points] evoago:

i can confirm she's legit. def not a shill


[5 Points] nickfinnftw:

I definitely posted my review to get free extra drugs, so I guess that makes me a shill? People pointed out in my post that the price wasn't good, and I realized they were right and made corrections.

But you gotta ask yourself why I'd bother to get extra product from a vendor if her shit was bunk. I stand by the fact that Dr Lisa is an excellent vendor, especially compared to some of the assholes I've dealt with on AB.

Why is she banned from this sub, though?


[3 Points] None:

I completely agree with you.


[3 Points] RIP_Meth_9000:

Its Marky-Mark & The Shilly Bunch up in dis bitch ;-)


[2 Points] None:

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[2 Points] ChaoticVegan:

She offered 20% extra for a review, why is that so hard to believe? A bunch of people who don't typically post on here did so for extra drugs, the last one I read disclosed that. I'd be curious to know if she realizes how bad it's backfiring.


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[2 Points] weedandsyrup:

BURRR


[2 Points] None:

I thought this was going to be about all the bs reviews the new coke vendors are giving themselves. I read them for pure entertainment, ones that say Vendors coke is truly 93% pure because I've had 91% and 95% and this feels in-between and RUN don't walk to your computer before this vendors sells out of the best coke ever to come on the dnm"lol of course there is also 200 exclamation points !!!!! UPPERCASE letters everywhere....and then a few comments saying yes this coke is truly off the brick uncut pure.


[2 Points] belizeisnotforme:

Just got my order. Not a shill 3 days from order. 24 bars only one broken. Check my history. I'm no shill


[2 Points] Notyourneighborbro:

Bringing the old tin foil hat out.


[1 Points] PeeWeedHerman:

You should call Clinton maybe she'll drone strike the shrillers for you


[1 Points] None:

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[1 Points] Zonked_Out:

Her bars are just better and you guys are getting mad about it. Here my review with pics. https://www.reddit.com/r/DarkNetMarkets/comments/58d81l/vendor_review_doctorlisa_i_am_not_a_shill/

You boys need to up your game.


[1 Points] MDMangel:

We gotta stick together! The shills won't keep folks like us down! Keep fighting the good fight my Brother!


[1 Points] Vendor_BBMC:

If you think it's shilly up in THIS be-atch, take the last train to shillsville ( /r/dnmuk ) and i'll meet you at the station.

/u/TheEconomist1 stole our moderator, so now it's a lawless failed state, ruled by local warlord vendors who keep the villagers in fear. Pressed MDMA vendors drive army jeeps around, with child soldiers in the back armed with those traffic cone on a stick rocket-propelled shill tirades.

Sure enough, half of the sub are from Inverness, scammer capital of the world. We need a hard man moderator who will stamp out all dissent and get the trains running on time. We need Clint Eastwood to roll into town and start shooting the swarthy bad-guys , and appoint a deputy.


[0 Points] None:

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