DETAILED CHECKBOX | |
Vendor Name/Marketplace: |
iCoke on Dream |
Product/s reviewed: |
3.5g coke |
Vendor requires FE?: |
NO |
Price before shipping: |
£200 (intro price) |
Shipping cost : |
Free shipping |
Customer Service: | pick one below with an "x" like this: [x] |
[X]+5 |
Superb: Polite, prompt, ensures satisfaction |
[ ]+4 |
Good: Professional, exhibits customer care |
[ ]+3 |
Satisfactory: Adequate responses, resolved issue |
[ ]+2 |
Marginal: Subpar communication, partial resolution |
[ ]+1 |
Bad: Poor communication, no resolution |
[ ]+0 |
Awful: Abusive responses, no resolution |
Product Quality: | pick one below |
[X]+5 |
Highest purity - highly potent |
[ ]+4 |
Mostly pure - potent |
[ ]+3 |
Minor cut or impurity - strong |
[ ]+2 |
Cut and/or impure - medium to weak |
[ ]+1 |
Almost entirely cut - very weak |
[ ]+0 |
Possibly bunk - no effect |
Processing Speed: | pick one below |
[X]+5 |
Processed & marked shipped in 24hrs |
[ ]+4 |
Processed & marked shipped in 48 hrs |
[ ]+3 |
Processed & marked shipped in 72 hrs |
[ ]+2 |
Package is late |
[ ]+1 |
Package is very late |
[ ]+0 |
Never received package |
Price Value: | pick one below |
[X]+5 |
Excellent - great value & low cost |
[ ]+4 |
Moderate - worthy value & fair cost |
[ ]+3 |
At-market - neither good nor bad |
[ ]+2 |
Below-market - so-so value, high cost |
[ ]+1 |
Exorbitant - low value, excessive cost |
[ ]+0 |
Rip-off - little-to-no value, unjustified cost |
Stealth & OpSec: | check all that apply |
[ ]+1 |
Vacuum-sealed |
[X]+1 |
Mylar/non-porous container |
[X]+1 |
Decoy/misdirection |
[X]+1 |
Low package profile |
[X]+1 |
Good OpSec/PGP |
TOTAL: | (96% ) |
Notes: Well, what can I say iCoke really delivered everything that was promised. I would go as far as to say this was probably the cleanest coke I've ever had. On opening the mylar bag the smell was very very strong, and the coke slightly claggy. This smell and wetness is just trace amounts of solvent left over from the extraction and so required hot plating (message me if you don't know how to do this). Upon hot plating the coke went hard quickly and left the most beautiful fishscale I've ever seen! (the chemist in me worked out that it was about 1% by weight solvent, which is perfectly acceptable).
Stealth was as you'd expect, mylar, reasonable decoy etc. Perfect for domestic. Had some comms prior to the transaction, and he came across very professional. Next day delivery as would also be expected.
Now small lines and keys of this kept me flying all night at approximatly 1 hour intervals, normally I'd be much more of a fiend than this! Over the course of a big night my girlfriend and I got through about 0.9 g where we'd normally get through 1.5 g. It was euphoric, very energetic and chatty, as proper coke should be. This stuff was so strong it would reanimate the dead!
So, believe the hype. iCoke has now put his prices up to £220 for 3.5, which is more than fair, this stuff blows (pun intended) FFUK and other more expensive vendors out the water, and so I hope he keeps them there!
I know many have been skeptical (over at DNMUK) because he's a new vendor and some don't like his marketing techniques and I think you are right to be skeptical, nobody deserves our trust without proving themselves first, so what he needs to do is keep escrow enabled for the foreseeable future, and either start publishing these EC tests or stop saying he's doing them! Because as long as they remain unpublished, they may as well not exist.
Here's hoping he hasn't just acetone washed his first batch to gain popularity and is gonna start cutting later batches, that's the only real downside I could see if thats whats going on (which I personally doubt), but if that happens the community will call him out.
Now I know you lot are fiends for some pictures! So I did some before and after hot plating pictures (with about 0.2 g FYI). Unfortunately my exif scrubber rotated them, but heres the gear before hot plating, and here it is after with no flash, and here it is with the flash on. If you zoom in you can really see the shine! So sexy.
The UK has been crying out for a solid top quality reasonable priced coke vendor since meerkovo disappeared. Ajax quality varies too much and people (incl. myself) have bad things to say about Ganesh and Periko isn't competing on this price level and quality. I think iCoke is our guy.
tl,dr: Buy it, try it, love it. If he maintains this quality and can build up trust, we have a winner with iCoke.
edit: formatting!
You've done with a keyboard what some videos can't do with a review. Amazing formatting and content.