How to "Clean House" completely?

Hey all,

Just kinda curious on how to completely "Clean House" after purchasing on the dark market. It has been a while since I ordered, like way back in the first few months of this year. I have been kinda getting scared lately and really want to make sure I clean myself from it as best as possible. If anyone can point me in the right direction to do this correctly that would be splendid.

Thanks

Edit:

I was actually just looking for a straight up answer. But I guess there's no real talk here. Thanks for nothing


Comments


[28 Points] None:

Locate all drug paraphernalia. Take said paraphernalia, this is where it gets very complicated so bear with me, and remove it from your house. Now house squeaky clean


[9 Points] throwahooawayyfoe:

Burn your house down. That's the only way to get rid of every shred of evidence. Then move to Belize because they'll be looking for an arsonist.


[10 Points] None:

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[5 Points] Warchemix:

You need to not only remove all drugs and "accessories", but also shred and dispose of any mailing materials like boxes/envelopes with your name on them. Throw away any baggies and dont have a scale on premises. Also encrypt your HDD and/or flash drives used for dnm activities.


[4 Points] None:

Drench everything in bleach. Contrary to popular belief cops don't care about drugs if your house got its clean game on


[3 Points] Sloppy__Jalopy:

You know how to light a match right?

That's how you clean your house.


[3 Points] UDNM:

You can't expect a serious answer for a stupid question like that. Stop worrying, you cannot under any circumstances get arrested for purchasing drugs unless you actually get caught with said drugs. This is why CDs exist.


[0 Points] Vendor_BBMC:

Use the cleansing power of the flames.

Protect yourself with a crown of tinfoil and a hammer of thor. To smash your hard drive.

Seriously, you're a scaredy cat customer who's too young to be buying drugs because you just admitted in front of all of us blokes that youre scared of your postman.

Other people on here have scared you into not being rational, and losing your sense of proportion. Its easy if you take drugs that make you feel paranoid by increasing your dopamine levels more than your serotonin. then all it needs is some other panicky person on reddit to reinforce your guilt at doing something wrong, and YOU CONFUSE THE POLICE WITH THE POSTMAN.

All of those who are about to say "you can never be too safe", I'm laughing at all of you too. You're adults, doing adult things. You need lesley neilson out of the airplane movies to give you a slap and tell you to pull yourself together.

If you're going to be the first to lose their nerve and crack up over signing for a letter, don't let us see you.

Its embarrassing for both of us.