Just wondering if I opened a shop on Alpha or Dream Market selling my jizz if anyone should buy it. I figure I can insulate those USPS priority mail boxes with Styrofoam, then add in a couple ice packs. Then maybe I could just jizz in a water bottle or something, or maybe just jizz in the box and seal it up properly. I'm thinking maybe like $15 per 5ml + $10 shipping, but also do bulk orders up to like 2 cups, if the price is right. You can do whatever you want with the sperm, no questions asked. U can impregnate someone or just resell it to your local sperm bank for profit. I'd be willing to do free samples for reviews. The kids might come out retarded or addicted to crack though
Edit: what if you could sell your clean piss to pass drug tests??? I smoke too much weed so I can't, but maybe someone not from this subreddit can
Edit 2: I am so honored to be the top post in darknetmarkets. Its been a very humbling experience but I would like to thank each and every methhead and bartard on this sub.
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