[VENDOR REVIEW] Noumena | 600mg Freebase DMT "Dream Sand" FE Bonus

Never did DMT before. You can find the trip report at the end of the review.

Details
Vendor: Noumena.
Market: AlphaBay.
Product: 600mg Freebase DMT "Dream Sand" FE Bonus.
Shipped from: Germany.
Shipped to: Germany.
Required FE: No (FE bonus).
Vacuum Sealed: Yes.
Decoy: Yes, the decoy was excellent.
Handwriting: No.
Rating
Communication: [10] / 10 - No communication was required.
Stealth: [10] / 10 - The stealth was the best I've ever seen, I don't think that letter would raise suspicion even when opened, the decoy was very nicely done.
Shipping time: [10] / 10 - Ordered on Friday, shipped on Friday, received on Monday.
Price value: [10] / 10 - Just perfect.
Aesthetics: [10] / 10 - Looks like in the vendor's pictures, slightly less white though.
Weight: [10] / 10 - I got what I paid for.
Quality: [10] / 10 - Quality seems to be excellent.
Transaction: [10] / 10 - The transaction went smooth.
Vendor: [10] / 10 - The vendor is friendly and helpful.
Drug: [10] / 10 - Although I have no previous experience with DMT I think it's a quite nice product.
TOTAL SCORE: [100] / 100

TRIP REPORT

Meeting the Totem Pole Guy

After my first psychedelic experience with mushrooms 6 months ago I got really into this topic and especially DMT. After deciding I want to make this experience sooner or later I got myself a good amount of DMT. For the last 4 days I tried each day a small dose without the intention to break through. Just to get a feel for it and also to learn how to vaporize it properly with a "meth pipe". The effects were like a very strong mushroom trip with a huge body high.

I woke up today and it felt like today is the day. I asked one of my closest friends if he would do me a favour and tripsit me. He agreed and I went to his place with all my stuff. I made myself comfortable in his room tried to meditate for while to calm me down. Apparently it didn't helped much and I got even more nervous. During those 6 month of research I often came across "you never feel ready for DMT" and I felt exactly like this. Nevertheless I wanted to make this experience today and loaded the pipe with around 60-70mg DMT and heated the glass bubble up.

I think the first hit was pretty big and it was quite a challenge to hold it for 15-20 seconds without coughing. While taking the first hit silence became so insane loud that it was actually very unpleasant and I also got this really strong body high and burning sensation on my entire body, like there are forces from all directions putting pressure and heat on me. After I released the smoke I didn't felt good at all and was really terrified nevertheless I took another hit with the hope this feeling will fade away. I can't really remember how big the second hit was, but after that hit it was definitely enough for me. I was never so terrified and scared in my life and started to regret this decision and wanted it to stop. I started to lose track of reality and layed down and closed my eyes .The only thought I had during this time was "Fuck, I just wasted so much DMT and backed off on half way" I don't know why but it felt like I only had one chance in my life and I just messed it up. Kind of stupid because I have more than enough left at home. I decided to try to take another hit and put myself up but before I could even look for the pipe I had to lay down again because everything was to overwhelming. At this time I was still thinking this can't be enough to break through with only those two hits but decided to enjoy the visuals and closed my eyes. I was still aware that I am lying on the bed and could feel my breathing. The visuals got more intense and without knowing I entered hyperspace.

After I broke through the last layer I entered a space where an entity appeared. I am not sure if it was a human being just with a mask or actually a spiritual entity. I like to believe it was a spiritual entity though. The face of the entity looked like one of those totem poles and he had so many bright colors and geometric shapes on it. I could see him very clear and sharp.

This guy actually looked freaking awesome and I really liked him and felt empathy for him. I am sure I never saw something like this before nor could I even think about something this cool looking. But where does it come from? Anyway, it felt like this guy was trying to show me something like a path to and other space or dimension. After this guy disappeared I found myself in exactly this this place and it was by far the most beautiful place I've ever entered. I can't remember how it exactly looked like but it was full of love, harmony, energy and peace. I like to believe this is the place where we will all end after we die. I could even feel that I was smiling in reality and after a very short time in this place the trip ended unfortunately and I was more or less back to reality.

Right after the trip I couldn't tell if I really broke through because I could still feel that I was breathing during this trip, had a perception of time and also could feel the smiling on my face most of the time I was even aware that I am in the DMT trip. But now after writing this it pretty much sounds like a breakthrough experience. After I came back I ask my friend for how long I was gone. And he told me it was around 3 minutes. For me it felt way shorter though.

I was spending the last 6 months a lot of time researching, reading, watching and listening about psychedelics and DMT. I read hundred of trip reports and followed more or less every post on the frontpage of /r/DMT. What should I say, nothing in this world could have prepared me for this journey. A guy in /r/DMT made a pretty fitting comparison. It feels like someone puts you in a psychedelic rocket and shoots you up into another universe.

Since I am still not 100% sure if this was a real breakthrough I would like to get your opinion about this. At the end I also would like to thank the entire community around /r/DMT /r/Drugs and /r/Psychonaut. Without you guys I wouldn't have the confidence and trust in myself to go on this journey. And obviously /u/noum3na for this excellent product and service.

Much love and good vibes!


Comments


[12 Points] DankFecalMatter:

Don't worry if it was an "official breakthrough" just enjoy

your experience for what it was. I feel their is this kinda

strange entitlement sometimes in the pyschedellic

community. Like "you didn't even break through brooo

did you see the machine elves?" Don't be another carbon

copy. Take your journeys and learn something.


[3 Points] BasedClam:

Excellent and detailed trip report 10/10. I fucked with some DMT I had a while back using a dab rig as the smoking tool... It was pretty intense but nowhere near a breakthrough. I gotta say I'm frightened to attempt a breakthrough dosage


[2 Points] spacetimed:

I don't know why everyone says 2-3 hits for a breakthrough. I've only needed one good rip and I'm gone for 10-15 minutes. I would recommend deemzbeemz white DMT over yellow anyday.


[1 Points] hazebuster12:

It looks like someone is shadow banned. ^


[1 Points] Trashcan__Man:

I've bought from her twice in the last month, first 150mg Desert Dream because I wanted to try DMT, and then, after I discovered that DMT is good, 600mg split between me and two of my friends. Both of the transactions went great. I couldn't tell you whether or not it was good DMT since I have nothing to compare it to, but every other aspect of the deal was fantastic.


[1 Points] Hansbald:

Price?