I had to quit you today.
I grew ever so weary of the thought of having to spend hours on page loads, deposits, and log-ins every few weeks just to place personal supply orders. My problem was not so much my personal time wasted. It was the reality that my vendor was experiencing the same issues but on a larger scale. Not knowing if the vendor can even log in created stress on my copping deeds.
This stress has become so large that not even the eventual delivery of my glorious bounty could cure. Today was copping day. The holidays meant that I, of course, had burned through everything so needed my vendor to send today. So on the East Coast i got up at 7am to line the all the ducks so my West Coast Vendor would have the order when he crawled out of bed. I was waiting outside the bank at 8:55am to make the deposit for a LBC contract.
Thus far my strategy was perfect,
But then, the familiar tab failures spit some spit in my eye. It took me 90 minutes to get in and get the coins transferred. Sadly, I realized that my regular purveyor had gone poof recently so I had to find another counselor of cool. I went to the profile of this source-eror I had wanted to try and very casually they had mentioned that the currently were on Evo as well and to find them there is there were impotency issues at Agora.
During the infinite page loads I also found your comments on deepdotweb about down times. I was pretty disappointed at not only the lack of substance or future plan answers, I instead saw a bunch of excuses that all carried no hope. And you also added some non-truths and fish stories that further added to my flaccidity. I think nothing would have been better then that something.
So considering my shortage of poisons on hand, I figured I would try Evo today. After 30 minutes of page errors I was able to xfer my coins of bit from your greek loins and ship them to Evo. After my coins arrived I was able to survey the entire market and place the order in under 5 minutes. 5 human minutes! Mt vendor was popping on and off like it was a real website and got my order immediately processing and it is on the way.
If it is indeed law running Evo then good for them on having competent tech guys on a Federal Salary. I am but a minnow to them so I am comfortable. The process was liberating, exciting and hopeful for a future of darknet convenience as it should be. I I have been your loyal patron and social defender from the start. But this parting is not sorrowful as it should be. It is liberating to know that I am back in control.
So with the pain caused by the priapism I got when I experienced the Evolution revolution, I leave you with the following:
Though the night was made for loving, And the day returns too soon, Yet we'll go no more a roving By the light of the moon.
This is the terminal, the break. Beyond this point, on lines of air, You take the way that you must take; And I remain in light and stare-- In light, and nothing else, awake.
Farewell to thee, farewell to thee Thou charming one who dwells in shaded bowers One fond embrace ere I depart
Since there's no help, come let us kiss and part. Nay, I have done, you get no more of me; And I am glad, yea glad with all my heart.
This reads like a really pathetic break-up letter