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I just recently turned 19 and confess I am one ugly motherufcker. I've never had a GF. Never had any girl talk to me. But anyways, I need some resources for this inquiry, Thanks bros!


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[7 Points] redditulousfun:

Backpage, craigslist,


[5 Points] MDMangel:

How much btc you willing to spend big boy?


[4 Points] barsonbarson:

hi babe


[3 Points] None:

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[3 Points] bobbiggs69:

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[3 Points] barsonbarson:

dude hoes dont care about looks, its about money.... so maybe youre on the right path here with hookers.

regardless looks aint the most important thing to a bitch imo


[3 Points] Theeconomist1:

Well remember this girls just don't go up and talk to you. Work on your self confidence. I've gotten girlfriends above my league. It's not all about looks. Looks help. Money helps a shitload. But I used to get laid when I was a broke college student. Girls will never come up and talk to you unless you give them an in. Don't hit on them. Talk to them. I talk to girls all the time. I shouldn't seal the deal Bc I'm taken but I like to know that I can still do it.

Work up your self confidence. Maybe you won't date models but I'm sure you can find a girl where mutual sexual attraction exists.

One of my favorite movies, boiler room. Ben Affleck plays a bad ass stock broker and is giving his loser junior brokers a pep talk. It goes:

"Act as if..." "Act as if you have a 9 inch cock" "Act as if you..." I actually don't remember the rest exactly. But you get the drift. When I walk in somewhere I act like I own the place. I am very deliberate in my actions and ooze self confiendexe. I'm not the best looking guy in the world but that doesn't matter.

If that fails I just get a high end escort. Lol

What about you makes you ugly? I assume physical ugly? Why? Big nose? What is it that makes you think you are one ugly mother fucker (technical not Bc you need to fuck the mothers to be a motherfucker)


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[2 Points] None:

Backpages, unless you're looking for a more permanent arrangement.