Kid buys multiple firearms with BTC, asks for help to make his actions "un-illegal". lol this fucking thread (x-post /r/legaladvice)

Comments are locked. Shits hilarious.

https://www.reddit.com/r/legaladvice/comments/5lpdd8/scammed_out_of_firearm_purchase/?sort=top


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[61 Points] None:

Admits to multiple felonies - it's okay guys 'I'm on tor and Vpn'


[38 Points] My6thRedditusername:

I've been on reddit for like 7 years now,.. This has to be one of the top 5 greatest post threads of all time

"everytime you post you keep admitting to committing another felony, fucking stop! " hahahahah


[29 Points] Piyh:

The seller was 100% American. It was just that he had to import the second gun bc he was out of stock for that model.

The spy I was sold nuclear secrets to was 100% American, he just had to go to Russia for vacation.


[27 Points] d45f67h8:

Archive since it's been removed:

https://archive.fo/9QJHc

https://unreddit.com/r/legaladvice/comments/5lpdd8/scammed_out_of_firearm_purchase/


[14 Points] wombat2combat:

gotta be prepared when the online chats turn into gunfights.


[12 Points] None:

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[11 Points] Eskelsar:

Call me a softie but given how serious this was, I think the kid ought to have got at least a little slack from the folks on legaladvice. Not bullshitting the kid, mind you, but, you know, perhaps not telling him how stupid he is over and over? I mean, he probably understands and is currently shitting his pants; telling him to "enjoy life in federal prison" is a bit much when we all know this kid is going to go through some shit. It's like slapping someone around as they're walked to the electric chair.


[11 Points] Polygon_Windows:

where do people even buy guns online? I cant find any of the shops


[9 Points] None:

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[10 Points] EatSheets:

Lol, his name was "packingH3AT" He's not even 18, and going to get federally fucked. About to be PackingFUDG3, bitch.


[8 Points] SloppyJoeLieberman:

Gotta be a troll


[6 Points] None:

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[5 Points] pyrrhicvictorylap:

Dude, I don't know what else to do. I don't want to go to jail

Get a lawyer, jail is inevitable.

That's sad :(


[5 Points] DroolingOrphanXannie:

Holy fucking lol. That was a good read.

"If I knew it was illegal I wouldn't have done it."

It being buy illegal firearms, from an illegal vendor, being illegal imported into the country... illegally. Lol


[2 Points] None:

Ah, /r/legaladvice posters... giving us all a bad name.


[0 Points] Thoughtsofamaniac:

Shit like this, unfortunately, is far from hilarious. This type of thing is only going to bring increased scrutiny not only to the DNMs but also to second amendment rights as a whole. I expect draconian politicians like Schumer and his liberal pals will be chomping at the bit to increase persecution of firearms owners and the dark net as a result of this if it becomes a public matter.


[1 Points] CHUCK5088:

LOL


[1 Points] ShaggysGTI:

I'm so glad I'm a member of DNM otherwise I never would have seen this gem. Good luck, PackingFudge...


[1 Points] BarForBar:

I'm howling hahaha.

https://www.reddit.com/r/legaladvice/comments/5lpdd8/scammed_out_of_firearm_purchase/dbxlhds/


[1 Points] Fudgaj:

This is the shit i lurk for. Well guys we must unillegal him.


[1 Points] PleaseScratchMyBalls:

Can't believe how easily some of you are trolled. SMGDH