Moronic Monday - your weekly stupid questions thread!

Hey /r/DarkNetMarkets, it is time for Moronic Monday!

Post your questions here - stupid or otherwise - to get an answer. Anyone can post a question and the community as a whole is invited and encouraged to provide an answer. Many questions get submitted late each week that don't get a lot of action, so if your question didn't get answered before, feel free to post it again.

If you are a noob, check out our comprehensive FAQ; it is essentially a guide for buying from a DarkNet Market. You may also find it helpful to take a look at our informative community posts, which are full of valuable information and tips.

We do ask that you refrain from abusing noobs in this thread. Remember that everyone had to start somewhere.

Also, please refrain from asking sourcing questions or vendor recommendations in this thread. Those posts will be removed.

P.S. Check out /r/DarkNetMarketsNoobs, where it is Moronic Monday everyday!


Comments


[9 Points] UpvoteMandyFaggot:

If I walk around all day with a grumpy face because I ran out of Xanax what are you going to do about it?


[5 Points] ForLol_Serious:

How do you boof a bong hit? cause i'm having trouble.


[3 Points] savingfluffybunnies:

Why do people keep coming here to source guns?

TELL ME AUTOMOD I NEED TO KNOW


[1 Points] the-ox1921:

Haven't been using DNM in years. What's the best market? Where do I get the Dream URL? It's not on the superlist.

EDIT: Also, is the search disabled on this sub now?


[1 Points] amateurguy22:

Should I be worried? My name is Steve Jones and my Dad's name is Dave Jones. I gave a vendor my address name as Steve Jones (small order so used my real name, sue me). The return address for the pack's name was Dave Jones... Coincidence?


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[1 Points] partyallnight_not:

There is a website on regular Google openly selling lsd tabs, mescaline powder, dmt. Could it be a scam or could it be legit? Sorry, English isn't my native language.


[1 Points] RedditAccount28:

Am I gay?


[1 Points] Al1ce1nunderland:

Where is Astrid?


[1 Points] Mark_Cubin:

I feel like such a pussy, but can someone please tell me how to find some weed in Italy???


[-4 Points] koicel:

It's been a while since I'm in this sub, and I've been wondering with a friend, how can you buy weed from here and have it mailed to you? Where do I look ? Probably a stupid question, you can answer to it via pm, it's okay. Thanks