Going to rehab tomorrow and I can accept mail like letters and packages and I was wondering if you guys think it would be a bad idea? Even if the stealth is amazing
Sending a small amount of drugs with very good stealth to rehab?
Going to rehab tomorrow and I can accept mail like letters and packages and I was wondering if you guys think it would be a bad idea? Even if the stealth is amazing
[52 Points] samwhiskey:
[12 Points] None:
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[10 Points] TheCheeseConspiracy:
It drives me nuts when some rich asshole goes to some rehab where he gets daily massages, ocean views, private rooms, is pissed he's there and has no intention of actually quitting drugs.
Meanwhile dopesick Johnny gets a 3-4 day detox stay where he shares a bedroom with a homeless guy who smells like he's rotting. Then johnny gets out and is told his insurance won't pay for the suboxone that will keep him from coming back for another round of detox.
Be happy someone cares about you enough to pay for a real residential rehab. Count your lucky stars and bide your time. Soon enough you will be out and can disappoint your parents in all sorts of ways.
[6 Points] Aluminum_Foil_Hat:
How much money is your mom spending on rehab? Try sticking it up your ass, that is some amazing stealth.
[5 Points] rogueXleader:
Guarantee you aren't the first person in rehab to try to get something illicit through. They'll catch you, and if they don't throw you out while still charging you absurdly out the ass for their trouble, they'll never let you live it down. And if you had insurance paying for it, you can kiss that goodbye if they catch you trying to sneak in drugs. Trust me, I've been to these places(not as a patient, but as a visitor) and they check EVERYTHING. They made me take plastic wrappers that were big enough off of candy in case someone suffering withdrawals tried to off themself. Wish you the best in recovery and do believe that people can find a level of substance use that is fairly responsible, but you have to change your way of thinking. Depending on what you're going to rehab for, they'll likely provide a similar drug in order for you to safely taper down off of your DOC. Sometimes tough love is the best medicine
[3 Points] 44fourfour:
wow good idea!
[4 Points] Mighty72:
Rehab - I don't think you understand what it means.
[3 Points] CheekyDive:
It's a stupid idea and have you even considered the other residents in the rehabilitation centre? They don't need people like you in there fucking up there rehab program. They want to get clean and you obviously don't. I'm hoping this treatment program isn't being funded by the state/council because that placement should go to someone that really wants the help.
Don't do this, just go in and clean up.
I wish you good health and happiness.
[3 Points] hdheuud:
You will never get away with this unless you employ God-teir stealth.
[2 Points] None:
omg you found the unicorn, the number 1 perfect drop, the only place on the planet where even if the package is intercepted (by police or the facility) Send massive bulk, I can't see LE ever making a case. No need to clean house, or even your room ever again, just ask a friend in rehab to handle the transaction for you. Someone give this man his gold ffs.
[2 Points] domo_origato:
Dude, if you can't handle being away from it that long, maybe you should listen to what the rehab folks have to say. If you get caught you will be kicked out and possibly charged. They don't take that shit lightly. There are other people there who really, really do need to quit. Don't be a dick and make it harder for them. EDIT: Full disclosure, I've been to rehab twice.
[1 Points] BrlingtonCOATfactory:
This is just too fucking funny. Wow, OP, wow!!!
[1 Points] None:
Hey man, good luck in rehab.
Personally I wouldn't try this, usually when you sign the contract to enter and pay for rehab they have a search clause in there. They can and will open your mail. Then like others have said this won't end well, but they will most likely inform the authorities from there on out. You might be able to get past it, but it doesn't look very good. Especially because your a known addict who admittedly by being there has already broken the law on more than one occasion.
Stay strong brotha' the struggle out here is real.
[1 Points] sillysally11:
I'd say don't even waste your time in rehab if that is your mindset going in.
[1 Points] rogercoger:
A bad idea on a number of levels. Firstly, I can imagine a facility specifically designed to deal with habitual users of drugs will have pretty strict procedures for checking the mail. If they find anything the best thing that can happen is you are asked to leave. The worst thing is you leave in a police car. Secondly, what's the point of going to rehab if you are going to use drugs whilst there?
[1 Points] Shroomgawd:
Lol did you really just ask this? Your going to get caught and your supposed to get off drugs not to keep doing them. If your going to keep doing it then don't be dumb and order it to rehab
[1 Points] DinoNeedsMe:
Have none of the people in this thread ever heard of court-mandated rehab or something? Everyone's assuming OP is checking in voluntarily despite wanting to get drugs into the facility, wtf?
[1 Points] poboxpox:
dumb idea man. MIGHT be possible, they go through all the packages, as well as envelopes, don't let you keep the envelope/inspect the inside as well as the letter. And packages they go through everything. Even if it's possible though you just shouldn't. Go through rehab legit man.
[1 Points] Theeconomist1:
Do rehab clinics piss test you regularly? I would have thought so unless they rely on other methods and are 100% certain they caught everything. I'd think they'd run drug tests. So then you'd have to stealth in some clean piss. Apple juice perhaps?
Just take advantage of the opportunity and get clean. Obviously this is forced somehow. Either legally or via a loved one through some protective order (or you're a minor). Just try it. Won't kill you. You might find sobriety suits you better
Isn't the point if rehab to not do drugs? Perhaps you need rehab more than you think.