[Vendor Review] FishWithScales Coke 1g/Alphabay

Setting

Vendor - FishWithScales
Market - Alphabay
Product - Coke
Price -  $90/gram (shipping included)
Countries - US Domestic

Vendor

Service - 10/10
Shipping - 11/10
Stealth - 10/10
Security - 10/10
Communication - 9.8/10

Product

Weight - 10/10 
Purity - 12/10 (Read below to understand)
Potency - 10/10
Price Value - 10/10
Aesthetic - 10/10

Comments:

Okey dokey here's my review of the legendary FishWithScales aka "FWS" on AlphaBay. I'm not positive but I think his name on Dream is "ScalesWithFish" or some variant. I'll preface this with saying that coke is my drug of choice, and I am very, very picky on what I put up my nose. Where I am locally there is a lot of blow available, but it's mostly ranges from "OK" to "utter garbage". I've seen it all, re-rocked coke that's passed off as fishscale, powdered coke that is cut with aspirin powder or laxative, "coke" that numbs you but does nothing else, and "coke" that makes your heart race so fast and teeth grind so hard that you simultaneosly think you're having a heart attack and look like a certifiable idiot to anyone around. Occasionally, just occasionally I have come across coke that was actual coke, but sadly that IRL plug has stopped dealing.

I've used the DNMs but was nervous about using it to order blow. But I took the leap a few months ago and have tried pretty much all of the main vendors. I'd rather not talk about them in this review because it's not about that, and their quality has fluctuated from great to shit. Again, won't mention names. However one vendor has been absolutely consistent with their product from my first order till now, and I think this latest batch might even be BETTER then the last (which I thought was the best, so go figure). I'll say this definetively and without exception or caveat: FishWithScales has THE BEST COKE ON THE DNM. I don't say that lightly. Everything you've read coke should be, it is. And everything you've read that coke shouldn't do, it doesn't.

Communication: I've been using FWS for a while now and have only strayed when he's beeen on vacation. However, even when he's on vacation, he is a total professional and thorough vendor. This order, he was on vacation, but told me approximately when he might be good, and (even though I had an alert setup to tell me when he's off vacation mode) the second he came back from vacation he sent me a message telling me he's good to go and feel free to order. It was shipped later that day. This has never changed with FWS - he doesn't fuck around with shipping. If you get your order in by a certain time he will almost certainly ship it by his promised schedule. He is extremely communicative, nice, and plays no games.

Service: Fantastic service. He's gone out of his way to accomodate me before, and clearly understands that customer service is super important. He's got it down perfect. Absolutely trustworthy, which brings me to my next point. He used to be escrow, but now has gone FE. DO NOT WORRY, you can trust him. I started FEing for him before he even changed it, and I've never had an issue. With the way the markets go down for maintance or DDoS or whatever, plus people who dont finalize when they get their product, I don't blame him. I don't FE for anyone, but FWS it's a no brainer. He won't screw anyone over and the simple reason is his product is that good that he'll make way more money in the long run by doing legit business then by doing a rip and run for a few thousand bucks. So if you're unsure about FEing, don't be with FWS. If you absolutely refuse to FE, then you're better off using another vendor. You won't get this quality of blow, but if you're ok with that tradeoff you should go for it.

Shipping and Stealth: Like I said he ships lighting fast. Mine arrives super duper fast, but Priority also does, and it depends on your location. His stealth is actually genius. The postman, your parents, wife, your kid, anyone could open it and not even think twice that theres anything abnormal in there. I won't go into specifics about his stealth, but I will say all the normal stuff careful vendors do for product like this, and then the ingenious decoy. I can't reveal more, but like I said, you could open it in a room full of cops and they wouldn't look twice.

Potency/Product/Quality: Jesus Fucking Christ. Have you guys seen "Blow" the movie? Remember when Johnny Depp goes " 100% pure Colombian cocaine, ladies and gentlemen. Disco shit". That's pretty much what this is. Whatever coke you've done locally, or off the DNMs, this will make you re-think your notion of yayo. It's euphoric, it's not ampthetamine speedy, it smells like cocaine (which is hard to describe), but without the overpowering diesel/gasoline stench. 0 burn. 0 congestion. This is what actual fishscale is. You'll feel euphoric and like superman/superwoman, confident, good, but won't be fiending every 5 minutes and won't be sweating and locking your jaw or paranoid at every sound. It's just like what you imagine all the high end Hollywood people probably do. I don't have a EZ Test or a lab test or anything, but I have my own experience. And FWS has had his stuff lab tested (PDFs are on his page or posts, I can't remember, but it came out to an oturageously high purity %). All I know is this is the fucking Ferrari of cocaine, whereas most DNM vendors coke at BEST, might occasionally be a BMW, and your local club/bar coke is a Honda Accord. It came in 1 solid chunk, which glistens beautifully. It's just absolutely beautiful to look at, I almost feel bad cutting it up. The glisten, shine, and texture (which isn't super dry or super moist, isn't super hard like re-rock, and has a slightly oily texture when rubbed between your fingers - all hallmarks of actually unadulterated cocaine) makes you want to just admire it. See picture (apologies, took the picture in a hurry so its not the best). It's absolutely a gram (or probably fatter, and you'll see in the pics why I say that).

However, I did chop it up fine with a razor blade and laid it out, took some closeups and a picture with a coin next to it for reference. Whatever your local dealers try to peddle as a couple Gs, is probably about this much, and this is ONLY A GRAM. So realize that FWS is not shorting his product at all. The reason I chopped it up was because of timing constraints (I have somewhere to go and can't be crushing pieces of rock in a friends bathroom or where I am heading after that, so I need to be able to take quick key bumps). Chopped up it still looks absolutely beautiful, you can see the little crystalline and pearly texture.

Price: $90 a gram including shipping. Thats fine with me. There are vendors who have $70gs (which quality is not good, again I wont name a name) and they charge $10 for shipping so that's like $80 right there for shitty coke. Theres vendors who offer $120 for 2gs (plus shipping), and again, don't want to knock anyone, but you get what you pay for. If you figure around $10 for shipping (don't forget the stealth and other materials cost the vendor money), the cost of a gram is around $80 bucks or so. For this quality, it's a no brainer. \

This is the best cocaine on the DNMs, period.

Please find some pictures below.

Solid Chunk

Chopped Up Pile

Spread Out and Chopped Up Fine

Spread Out with a penny for reference


Comments


[5 Points] hhayn:

Good review. I like how you took the time to explain your history and experience with substance being reviewed.

It does look like great coke. That said, even very good/great coke doesn't live up to the hype it receives in my experience. I don't know maybe amphetamines have ruined me for coke, but I just don't get it. I have noticed that I have always needed to do more than even some very experienced coke heads do before I start to get an enjoyable high. And then to maintain that high means doing a bunch more every 15-20 mins, which makes it go crazy quick.


[3 Points] FishwithScales:

wow, this is the most in depth review ive ever seen. thanks so much bro, you da man. might use those pics!


[1 Points] SloppyJoeLieberman:

Fancy seeing you here! :)

Ironically, I snagged 2G of FWS a few days ago myself. Easily some of the best on the DNM - worth the extra money.


[1 Points] acidcurescancer:

Woulda thought this was a meth review


[1 Points] None:

Glad I just went for the larger listing. Order was one giant chunk


[1 Points] None:

Seems fair


[1 Points] jitsudiver:

How long from order to delivery (please give a continent of delivery)?


[1 Points] None:

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[1 Points] ThankYouBasedGodLilB:

I haven't ever done Coke or never really plan to ever but this was a great review, nice job OP


[0 Points] copmeafeel123:

90 a gram jesus christ thats pricey