[Vendor Review] ShockJohnson 25x CP Pink Oreos

DETAILED CHECKBOX
Vendor Name/Marketplace: ShockJohnson (AlphaBay)
Product/s reviewed: 25 x Pink Oreo XTC Tablets
International?: (list countries) Don't think so, but correct me if I'm wrong
Vendor requires FE?: (yes or no) no
Price before shipping: $350
Shipping cost:$5?
Customer Service: pick one below with an "x" like this: [x]
[x]+5 Superb: Polite, prompt, ensures satisfaction
[ ]+4 Good: Professional, exhibits customer care
[ ]+3 Satisfactory: Adequate responses, resolved issue
[ ]+2 Marginal: Subpar communication, partial resolution
[ ]+1 Bad: Poor communication, no resolution
[ ]+0 Awful: Abusive responses, no resolution
Product Quality: pick one below
[x]+5 Highest purity - highly potent
[ ]+4 Mostly pure - potent
[ ]+3 Minor cut or impurity - strong
[ ]+2 Cut and/or impure - medium to weak
[ ]+1 Almost entirely cut - very weak
[ ]+0 Possibly bunk - no effect
Processing Speed: pick one below
[x]+5 Processed & marked shipped in 24hrs
[ ]+4 Processed & marked shipped in 48 hrs
[ ]+3 Processed & marked shipped in 72 hrs
[ ]+2 Package is late
[ ]+1 Package is very late
[ ]+0 Never received package
Price Value: pick one below
[x]+5 Excellent - great value & low cost
[ ]+4 Moderate - worthy value & fair cost
[ ]+3 At-market - neither good nor bad
[ ]+2 Below-market - so-so value, high cost
[ ]+1 Exorbitant - low value, excessive cost
[ ]+0 Rip-off - little-to-no value, unjustified cost
Stealth & OpSec: check all that apply
[x]+1 Vacuum-sealed
[x]+1 Mylar/non-porous container
[x]+1 Decoy/misdirection
[x]+1 Low package profile
[x]+1 Good OpSec/PGP
TOTAL: (x4 for 100%)

Comments: First off, I know what you're thinking, 100%? These reviews are horrible bla bla bla. Well whatever, because honestly, this is what I truly believe. This was my first time dealing with ShockJohnson and I would like to continue my business. I ordered my package on a Sunday and received it on a Thursday. Packaging was great, it fit in my mailbox just right. Vacuum sealed to perfection, air tight just the way I like it. Very nice decoy as well, pretty interesting, and to me, funny. But I digress.

I reagent tested these tabs and it passed Marquis, Mandelin, Mecke, and Folin. I have had CP Presses before and I believe these are the first batch (the lighter pink ones). I have both the "lighter milky pink" and "neon pink" if that is a good enough description for distinction.

I tried these bad boys out and needless to say they are like any other CP press. Hit me hard and fast and had a wired roll.

Pics will be provided later on when I am free of the office.

EDIT: also it appears that ShockJohnson has some Teslas on sale right now too in addition to these Oreos. Hope you get some of the Purple Starbucks soon man. ;)

EDIT2: haven't checked myself, but apparently he has no more listings up atm :(

-rg


Comments


[9 Points] None:

Definitely not a 5/5 on the price.


[4 Points] SlingDNM:

Lol that is 0/5 on price, I can get these on the street cheaper if I buy them 1 by 1 lmao


[2 Points] ReaganStarship:

I'm not seeing any listings up for this vendor right now, just fyi. Which is a shame I've been looking for domestic checkpoints


[1 Points] theonetruedickluvr:

/u/shockjohnson, I hope you know who this is! I will def order from ya again, ESPECIALLY if the purple starbucks are in stock

-rg


[1 Points] DiaperDankFrank11:

Dam 14.20$ a pill. Im sure you can resell em for 25-30$ a pop though. Still higher profit margins capping your own mdma. I can see wanting them for the novelty though if your'e not reselling.


[1 Points] DetermineDepth:

Wen't to order these the other night, but didn't have coin on me. I add coin and check back and hes all sold out.

Hard to find domestic CP presses at the moment.


[1 Points] ShockJohnson:

Thanks for the review buddy, much appreciated.

For everyone else - more CP presses in stock very soon, I'm aiming for this weekend.