Teenagers stole pack containing fentanyl, what to do?

Was expecting a pack today containing 4g fentanyl powder, had to go to the store to get some cigarretes and returned home to wait for the pack. Nothing shows up, I go to check my camera's and sure enough my camera that I have mounted to the power box opposite my front door shows my package being delivered. Couple minutes later, four kids from the neighbor run across my lawn and toss the package in a drawstring bag then take off on their bikes. I assume they were following the mail truck and knicking packages.

I know all but one of these kids by name from their faces, my camera's gave me pretty high quality video of them and none of them were disguised as my cameras aren't very visible. I know where they live as well. This was a very expensive order and it's also a very dangerous drug that I don't think these kids know the potency of. They are only 15-16 and don't want them to get it confuses with cocaine or something which they've never seen and just assume they can go sledding.

What can I do?

update

https://www.reddit.com/r/DarkNetMarkets/comments/5ubk7p/update_on_my_stolen_fentanyl_situation/


Comments


[365 Points] ABottleofRanch:

You need to get your pack back. If one of those little shits OD's obviously it's gonna raise questions why the hell one of the neighborhood kids is dead and it's going to be discovered they "found" the package on your doorstep and guess where they are gonna send the cops?

Go nuclear. Take the video to one of the parents and say you need your pack back or cops are getting involved. Mail theft is a felony I'm pretty sure. If the video can clearly show it was their kid involved no way they call your bluff. Just hope they haven't opened the pack. If they have, say it's a supplement or something idk.

EDIT: I keep getting messages about the kids opening it. Given the amount of time that has passed I think it would be safe to assume that the pack has been opened. My original plan of action may no longer be the best thing to do. We need an update OP.


[271 Points] koelo5:

Burn house down, move to Belize. Not even being sarcastic here.


[179 Points] toucan_vendor:

Call a lawyer. Right now.


[98 Points] thejournalists:

Disclaimer: Speaking with a lawyer is likely the most rational thing to do before doing any of this. CLEAN HOUSE IMMEDIATELY!

  1. DO NOT DELETE FOOTAGE - if they OD it proves you had contemplated the consequences and removes plausible deniability. Furthermore they may attribute your actions to their deaths and implicate you for murder.
  2. Confront the kids and ask for the package back - or else. Wanting a package back that you saw delivered to you house is in NO way admitting you know what the contents were. Involving the parents will likely only raise questions about what is inside.


[96 Points] Toooouuuuutuuuuooo:

Pretend to look real sad and surprised when they overdose. God's doing us all a favor here.


[60 Points] TheStevens98:

Either go get YOUR mail back from one of their houses or let the thieving little shit OD on fent. Doubt he'd steal again


[51 Points] None:

Best troll post ever. Really got everyone talking. 10/10.

Alternatively the kids are dead, run for the hills.


[49 Points] daringlydear:

I think this is the most alarming thing I have ever read on reddit. I hope it's fake.


[45 Points] EatSheets:

For real? Fucking confront them and get your shit back before 4 Fucking kids go blow a line of fent and overdose while they have packaging with your name and address on it.

Or deal with law enforcement after they peice together what happened after you kill a kid.

Baby-genius


[44 Points] greenbottletime:

everybody here must be some kind of suburban boyscout.

fuck calling the cops or their parents, take a fucking baseball bat and get your shit back.

for fuck's sake, it worked in the old days, it'll work now. don't be a pussy. you ordered some deadly shit and let it get stolen, so now you better man the fuck up and deal with the consequences. trying to scare the parents is just gonna get your ass locked up.


[36 Points] None:

Clean house asap. Move your computer and electronics to a friend's house


[30 Points] Heisencock:

Know what the most fucked part of this is?

Say those kids aren't just looking for some electronics and aren't shitting their pants having stolen that quantity of drugs:

If they OD, it won't be "Idiot children steal package and snort unknown contents."

It'll be "Evil neighborhood drug dealer telepathically forces children to do his drugs. OUR KIDS ARENT SAFE"


[28 Points] None:

Holy shit.

Probably notify their parents anonymously and hope for the best. Wipe your hdd a few times, clean house.

There's not much you can do with those kinds of kids


[29 Points] Uskottava:

Delete this post soon!


[25 Points] None:

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[19 Points] felix1429:

They goan' learn today


[18 Points] lysergicc:

RemindMe! 7 days


[17 Points] None:

You're so hot, I'd be afraid to even give you advice.


[14 Points] None:

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[13 Points] moz3:

Yeah, just start prepping yourself to deal with that on your conscience (or not, depending).


[14 Points] GreatestJakeEVR:

Also, the probably threw the package away and kept what was inside cuz they don't want to get caught with the evidence that proves they were stealing. Why keep the package after u got the goods? OP name might not even be anywhere near this.


[13 Points] liquidzwords:

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[13 Points] Issiy:

I'd try and get that back man, kids are stupid but risking them ODing isn't worth it, especially with the risk it could be linked back to you. I can so see outraged parents and cops changing you with something related to their deaths god forbid, who knows if they can figure out where the idiots got the drugs from, but all it takes is one of them to tell if something happens to the others.


[13 Points] BlindBrownEye:

Holy shit, I can't believe people think they deserve death for this. We are talking about human lives here. "Oh yeah, let one die. That'll teach them a lesson".


[10 Points] thenorm123:

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[10 Points] None:

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[9 Points] BeenDrowned:

I replied to someone earlier, but I felt like I should say this again:

If worse comes to worse, and the police or any form of LE get involved, you don't fucking say shit, period. The only person you talk to until you can CONFIRM this has blown over, is a lawyer.

If you get a knock on the door, don't open it. You wait until they get a fucking warrant and stay silent, when they come inside do nothing, keep quiet. Literally the ONLY person you speak to is a lawyer. Do. Not. Talk. To. Police.

Burn everything if shit gets hot. Wipe everything, clean house. If LE comes and you happen to be detained, they can only hold you for what I'm aware of up to 72 hours w/o charging you with a crime. You say nothing but only speak to your lawyer, you will get away free. If they dismiss the charges later on, there is no double jeprody (Assuming you're in the US) so go to a therapist about it if it bothers or cripples you.

I hope this is a troll post for karma, but it is what it is. As for the kids? If they're old enough to make life decisions like this: Stealing someone else's property, they're old enough to suffer consequences. If they open a foreign and stolen package, and snort or ingest the unknown contents within, they deserve what they do. It's fucking common sense. What if it was not drugs but rat poison or some shit? Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.

If you don't look both ways before jaywalking, and get plowed by a semi, you deserved to die. Same concept here, they didn't have to do anything, but they chose to regardless. I hope they survive or ditched the package, but it is what it is. This is the real fucking world.


[9 Points] None:

Don't get the pack. The damage is done and going looking for it will only implicate you and destroy your plausible deniability.

For all you know, they're probably already dead and you could be walking into a terrible situation and vainful admission of guilt... Worst case ontario, authorities find the pack with your name on it ... So what... You didn't even have it in your possession, let alone know of its existence. Ez court case if it came down to it.


[8 Points] None:

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[9 Points] ahismyidol:

If you know where they live you could probably find a phone number. Call them on a burner and tell their parents they stole a package and you will report it to the police if it doesnt get returned unopened. Be sure to mention that you have video cameras on your property and a recording of them stealing it off your porch


[7 Points] mejuwi1:

Thievin kids....oh dear

One one hand its a fucking risk going after a DNM pack, on the other hand if they get to the drugs its done for the kids

Are these little shits into drugs? Imo there is not much you can do other than clean home and contact a lawyer. If you see these kids the next time around beat the shit out of them, I sure would do..


[7 Points] None:

Delete this post asap. Clean house, wipe Harddrive. Encrypt/delete footage.


[7 Points] chemicalexplorer:

I bet $20 at least one of ems Od'ed already. I would try to get the pack though Op, maybe you can save some dipshits life.


[6 Points] AgentScully_FBI:

One of my worst nightmares right here.


[6 Points] KigurumiCatBoomer:

Clean up any evidence of criminal activity and move on.

There likely won't be much to tie you back to this, and it's not your fault if something happens.

Going to prison for felony charges is going to ruin your life permanently. You can either carry the guilt around with you, or be economically and politically neutered for the rest of your life.

You never forced anyone to take a dangerous drug.


[5 Points] acid_barrett:

Won't the police find the package with the original shipping info in the event of an OD/fatal OD? Also, what about OPs camera footage? Shouldn't he destroy the footage/delete it


[5 Points] Wyndove419:

Please update this after you break some skulls


[5 Points] omgtehvampire:

those kids dead.


[3 Points] syn1k1:

Honest question......Why would anyone purchase fentanyl for personal use? For what, what is the primary reason? Isn't the lethal dose like a few shakes of a salt shaker? Are there not safer better alternatives?


[4 Points] danceswithwool:

Can we get an update?


[4 Points] manthatufear1423:

Any updates op?


[5 Points] None:

Has anyone else though that possibly the vendor did a good enough job that the little fuckers just tossed it?


[5 Points] lgbgb9:

Just bring the video to the kids and ask for your shit back. If they deny it, bring it to the parents. Don't say anything about contents, just act really mad like you're about to go to the police.


[5 Points] LderG:

A little late, but there were some good ideas, but none was really good.. The best thing you could do or could've done would be going to the parents, show the the video of the kids stealing and say that you are doing chemical experiments and it's a highly dangerous chemical, that easily has the potential to kill them. Also tell them, what kind of charges they would have to face if you went to the police and tell them that you will go to the police if you don't get the packet/fent back today.


[3 Points] DarknessMage:

Man quite the precarious situation. If it was me, i'd chalk it, clean house and lay low on orders for a bit because any further packs would be surely intercepted.

RemindMe! 7 days "Missing Packs"


[5 Points] drUniversalis:

wow what the fuck is wrong with you guys, children lifes at stake here...go find them immediately, it sure is worth prison (do you even get prison for ordering drugs in your country?). just tell their parents there is sth really dangerous (like rat poison / medicine) in that package and you need to find them asap.


[3 Points] jesus93773:

👀


[3 Points] low_end_:

Wow i want to know what happens, i just read this sub out of curiosity, if this is real you are in a really bad situation.


[3 Points] Psychedelta:

Well OP, you're in a hell of a fucking shitstorm right now. Probably 1-2 if not all 4 kids dead, your best bet is to burn the house down and head to South America.


[3 Points] NudeJr:

This is obviously bs, this dude just wants the Reddit attention. Account 9hs old and his name is fentanyl hahaha.


[3 Points] countersoul:

How have you faired OP


[3 Points] cboytrill:

Pls update OP


[2 Points] justinbeatdown:

Get off of heroin and fentanyl, that's what you do.


[3 Points] darienrude_dankstorm:

I need an update


[3 Points] None:

SO OP WHAT HAPPENED.


[3 Points] Immaloner:

Goddammit OP, get back here with an update!!


[3 Points] fentanyl012596:

https://www.reddit.com/r/DarkNetMarkets/comments/5ubk7p/update_on_my_stolen_fentanyl_situation/


[2 Points] None:

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[2 Points] LordDongler:

Call the police and tell them you think the neighborhood kids ordered drugs to your house.


[2 Points] lilb47:

Go find one of the kids or there parents and tell them what it is and if they use it they will most likely die. I bet you will get it back real quick


[2 Points] topfinesser:

take the L and don't fuck around with fent


[2 Points] vend0:

well clearly you need to get that pack back, and since you know them and where they live just go confront them. you don't have to say what it is, all you have to say is that it's "medecine" for a traumatic "condition" that you have and you NEED it back. most probably best to confront the kid alone first without his parents finding out, and that you have them on camera stealing it, nothign bad will happen if they give it back, the usual. and then escalate from there


[2 Points] King_Zagan:

This is one of the very few situations where you need to go nuclear. That pack either needs to be back In your hands, destroyed, or you need to be fucking gone like moved to another country got false identity gone.


[2 Points] Selectivescammer1:

bypass the parents and go direct them.


[2 Points] nicckk_loco:

What are the odds, good luck OP Could be related?


[1 Points] ABottleofRanch:

Direct means how? Like going on a manhunt to find 4 teenagers who stole drugs from him?


[1 Points] 92Hippie:

Remind Me! 98 hours


[1 Points] Poorygoon:

Please update the topic

Good luck man that's an ackward situation


[1 Points] flawdaessay:

Just to keeo it simple and plain. Go and get your pack and take the proof with you, especially since you know one of them gits. Either threaten them, beat there ass or goto the parents, either way you have proof they were stealing and we all know they dont wanna get in trouble by there parents for stealing.


[1 Points] omnisentinel:

Report it to the cops


[1 Points] bobtheassailant:

RemindMe! 3 days "Stupid Kids"


[1 Points] None:

and if it is already opened, just say it's fucking creatine or something


[1 Points] None:

Holy shit that is scary. They are dead if it is not labelled.


[1 Points] Atyrius:

RemindMe! 7 days


[1 Points] None:

beat.that.ass.


[1 Points] S_Alexis:

RemindMe! 7 days


[1 Points] restlessly_injected:

Fuck! What a tough situation. I would say if the package didn't have your name and address on it just let those little shits OD on it and let them get what they deserve. However since it does have your name and address on it and its quite expensive find the kids you and be very aggressive with them - express your true anger. I guess this teaches a lesson about not using PO Boxes. Also, are you a vendor? If not what are you going to do with so much fent, its enough for 3 months if its for personal use right?


[1 Points] TeamTyler:

RemindMe! 7 days


[1 Points] Immaloner:

RemindMe! 7 days


[1 Points] DropBully:

Honestly at this point I would charge it to the game and expect 1 or more of them to end up dying. It's going to suck, and yeah it's going to get hot as fuck as far as the police go. The survivors are going to tell in a heart beat. I wouldn't confront the parents or mention it to anyone. It's going to be hard to get out of it once the cops talk to parents who say you admitted the pack was yours. It's alot harder for them to connect if you don't say anything. The drawstring leads me to believe there is some , even if very minor level of sophistication involved so pray that they chucked the mail and when the kid/kids die it will be completely unprovable where it came from.

This is serious shit , it's a fent OD and a minor - they are going to be looking hard. I would almost certainly expect the police to talk to you soon.


[1 Points] DeaZZ:

confront


[1 Points] JediMimeTrix:

Yeah may wanna toss everything.


[1 Points] None:

First off, id contact a lawyer. Then I'd wipe my computer, then go knocking on some doors. Tells the littles shits parents if you have to. Tell them that you got their children on camera stealing your mail. If the parents don't believe you show them video. Threaten to call the cops on the child, mail theft is a felony after all. If that doesn't work I'd take more drastic measures, and go kick the kids ass demanding your shit back. Good luck man, god knows you'll need it.


[1 Points] Danthemanz:

Go to the cops, go to their house, make a phone call, anything. They don't deserve to die which they most certainly will!


[1 Points] Spillingteasince92:

Is there a slight chance of the kids not using it? Honestly, I wouldn't even dare inhale or inject a substance that I have no experience with. Maybe the kids stoled it, but ended up not using it? Let's not jump straight into conclusion !


[1 Points] puff_of_fluff:

Holy fuck, I NEED an update on this. I'm not even that knowledgeable but damn is this a good story.


[1 Points] moz3:

No headline today, no reply from OP--I think it's safe to assume it's clickbait, given that this is the kinda shit that really bugs most of us (or should) since the whole fucking point is to stay safe.


[1 Points] tuckmyjunksofast:

You. Are. Fucked.


[1 Points] None:

ROFL...watch the news for their OD deaths


[1 Points] None:

Watch the news and wait for the "breaking new story" about two dead kids


[1 Points] Thoughtsofamaniac:

After they die from the OD go ask their parents if you can get your shit back and if they give you any lip, smack them and threaten to sue for opening your mail.


[1 Points] laurenidfk:

listen the kids dont deserve to die. sure they would be pretty fucking stupid stealing packages and taking an unknown drug (america really needs to educate more about drugs but thats another story) but they dont deserve to die, i know its late but hopefully they havent taken it yet, or hopefully the vender packaged it well enough and they havent found it. but what i wouldve done is clear my house, phone, hdd, etc then approach the parents with the video. if cops need to get involved get a lawyer and u dont need to state whats in the package. the most id do is declare the worth but u dont need to say what its in it because its illegal anyway to be stealing packages, if they find out its drugs just deny it and if u clean up well enough theyll have no evidence against you.


[1 Points] disposable43436879:

Wow, look how posts about possible od's always blow up with tons of replies and upvotes. It's like people that slow down to get a good glimpse of car accidents. Sick fucks.


[1 Points] cocoamocoamomma:

Anonymous call to the parents about their kids doing drugs. Nevermind your package, let it go and clean house like everyone says. Just make sure that call can't be traced to you. Play dumb if confronted about anything including video. If asked about cameras, offer to look at video and seem shocked!


[1 Points] d4nk1st:

screencap the part of the video showing them stealing your package, print up flyers, then post them on every fucking door in the neighborhood including their own residences


[1 Points] TreyWait:

Contact parents of the kids. Show them the video and tell them their kids stole extremely dangerous chemicals you ordered through the mail. You don't have to tell them exactly what those chemicals were.


[1 Points] kiohoka:

/u/punitivepenis called it


[1 Points] Trinklefat:

How long would it take for the effects to set in if somebody stuck a wet finger in it and licked like they do in the movies? Would you have time to call for help?


[1 Points] nugymmer:

Well dude, looks like you've just hamstrung yourself.

If one of those kids dies, they may trace it all back to this post, they'll try to find leads, and this is where they'll look. They'll find this post and they'll have some idea of who this is. If they have any personally identifying information on the package, they'll investigate.

If there is an OD, and LEOs see that information on your pack, you could be fucked.


[1 Points] summermicvandalist:

I want an update on this OP!!!!!


[1 Points] 74malvern:

What if all 4 rack up a coke sized line and die?

Problem solved


[1 Points] RookieMafia:

Let em die


[1 Points] JAMESLJNR:

RemindMe! 7 Days


[1 Points] leducdeguise:

RemindMe! 7 days


[1 Points] Iamtyu:

This is almost as bad as the safe in the basement that was never opened and we all got left in the lurch without an update.


[1 Points] Ellis_Dee-25:

RemindME! 3 days


[1 Points] Landish:

RemindMe! 2 Days


[1 Points] GAW_CEO:

!remindme 1 week


[0 Points] SquidwardGhost:

RemindMe! 7 days


[0 Points] Speakdumb:

OP is part of the problem getting that shit to cut death. Fuck you OP.


[0 Points] Dekster123:

Just let nature take its toll.


[0 Points] danceplaylovevibes:

you people are fucked they're kids and could easily od thinking it's coke, get a spine and do the right thing ffs.

teenagers make mistakes, you finna let one die?

most of you people are straight up cunts.


[0 Points] None:

lol let those little thieving shits die


[0 Points] Udaypbuh:

lol OP is gonna catch a murder charge, good luck asshole.


[-1 Points] Redditdnmslanga:

Is there anyway for you to track them down?

Don't worry, assuming your person, home and vehicle are clean there is nothing against you. There is no way for them to even prove you ordered the pack. Maybe the kids ordered it and were waiting for it to be delivered?


[-1 Points] Poptart318:

Show the video to the parents and say cops will be involved. If they already opened it and tell you it's drugs than say that you had ordered a tshirt, they probably switched it.


[0 Points] None:

chances are bro, those kids aren't going to snort whatever is in that package, they most likely don't even fuck with drugs if they're still riding bikes, at the age of 15-16, just get ur pack back through the parents


[-2 Points] lone_wanderer101:

I have an idea. Contact one of those kids and tell them what the situation is. Tell them its fent and that if they use it they will probably die. If one of them dies others will tell the police they picked it up from your house and then you're in trouble. Also why the fuck are you ordering fent you motherfucker.


[-2 Points] None:

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