B00mtowns stealth saved my ass

Not a shitpost.

Yesterday I was riding with two friends, and I was on my way to drop them off somewhere. I was speeding just a little bit (58 in a 50), and saw got pulled over. I knew we had a blunt or two rolled up in the backseat, so when the cop said "where's the weed" I just handed it to him (generally you just would get a fine, we hadn't smoked in the car and the car didn't smell of smoke - just bud).

He asked if we had any more... I didn't think we did. I tell him I don't believe so.

Turns out one of my friends had two ounces in his bookbag. The other had an ounce in a jar in the back seat.

Cop put me and my buddies in hand cuffs. They put me in the back of the car and talk to my friends. He proceeds to more search my car more vigorously, and finds the decoy (can't describe it for obvious reasons) and it was so well thought out and put together that he just tossed it on the floor. I had a little less than a sheet in there. He never took a second look at it.

They let us all go... the cop said he could've given me a DUI, intent to distribute marijuana, a hefty possession charge, etc. I was so sure I was going to jail.

we end up getting everything confiscated, total of just under 3 ounces of marijuana and a small bowl. The cop said since it's a first offense for two of us, he's going to "cut us a break"

We ended up getting a fine of $50. All three of us, each. I got the speeding ticket too of $135. If he had found a sheet of LSD I'm very sure I wouldn't have gotten off That easy, cause I said I had no more drugs in my car.

Fuck, I got lucky. I'm not gonna have pot in my car for like a whole week Then I'll get over it, probably.


Comments


[78 Points] None:

He took your weed and is going to smoke it at his next 'blue bbq'. I am sorry to hear this happened, but I liked hearing that he didn't find the L!!!

Also, don't speed with drugs in the car!


[22 Points] fb3playhouse:

Rule number one break one law at a time


[21 Points] EatSheets:

Broke like 5 golden rules pony boy.

Speeding with mad drugs. Smoking weed while with other drugs. Dumbass friends with more drugs. Gat danm disaster over here.


[9 Points] jelkw:

I know exactly what stealth you're talking about :)))


[10 Points] Psychonaut_For_Life:

Your friends not telling you they had weed in your car was a dick move. I'm always pretty explicit with my friends about what I have, and try to carry the minimum possible amount each time. Never ounces.


[8 Points] DaRealDonaldTrump:

You're one of the dumb shits...

Break one law at a time....

Also, for LSD, how much of a decoy is needed? Its paper, you can easily have your own decoy. Store it anywhere paper can fit.... like in between other sheets of paper.

Next time, don't try to get caught with too much.

also, chill on the shilling


[7 Points] maywest44:

Funny, I can relate though. I have a concealed weapons permit and used to always carry at least one loaded gun on me everywhere. Eventually I found myself with a good hookup for weed (plus other goodies) which is great because I'm disabled and the weed works magical wonders for my body and spirit.

My ultimate point is it occurred to me one day that if I EVER have drugs in my vehicle (would only be for personal use) that I would NOT simultaneously be carrying a weapon. Having a personal amount of drugs on you is one thing BUT add a gun in the mix and things will most certainly escalate quickly ! Feel me ?


[5 Points] elfer90:

135 for 8 over? damn


[3 Points] Rayn211:

Why these dudes walk around with so much weed


[2 Points] JRST99:

Im sure ive heard the well known lawyer/rapper Jay z say just lock it in your glove box, they need a warrant for it.


[1 Points] AnEvilKangaroo:

lucky guy - that was a close call. i also got stopped a long time ago (only with a few g that i didn't even remember) but being me and having bad luck it got very nasty. now i have a record because the cop was in a bad mood and decided that fucking me hard over a few g was the right thing to do.


[1 Points] hettiseeds:

B00ms stealth is among the best in the biz. Glad they didn't find it!


[1 Points] Bossmanrizzle12:

This seems familiar


[1 Points] 73536883:

"If you keep the small rules, you can break the big ones." -George Orwell, 1984

Never carry drugs in the cabin of a car. Under the law, any place you could CONCEIVABLY reach from the driver's seat while the vehicle is in motion can be freely searched by any cop who pulls you over, no need for probable cause. He's supposed to be "protecting himself" from potential guns under the seats and such, but 99% of the seizures are for drugs.

Drive a sedan, remove the interior trunk release lever, and put your drugs in the trunk. Now the trunk can only be opened from the exterior via a key, and is a locked container out of the reach or control of the driver. That is a totally different legal animal than the interior during a traffic stop. To escalate the detention and search your trunk (if you deny him permission and he hasn't found anything yet), the cop needs either a K9 or a warrant. K9s and judges both have off-time, busy time, get sick, etc. He also has to convince his Sergeant (who will shortly show up) that his gut suspicion is worth the time and energy that it's going to cost to get your trunk open legally.


[1 Points] portalworld999:

Like I've said a million times. And you can quote me "Another vendor will have to have one hell of a sale for me to get LSD from anybody but b00m" I don't care if it is just paper, his stealth is amazing and I think it says a lot about him as a person to care that much.


[1 Points] Zathras_listens:

Dude rules but cops are also clueless about acid. I had a friend get searched with a sheet that was between the pages of a magazine. The cop opens the magazine to the sheet, picks it up, flips through the pages and puts the acid back. I would have been shitting myself but my friend is one of these carefree motherfuckers and played it cool like a boss.


[1 Points] GoldenEye1337:

I'm sorry but I can't believe how stupid you are to have friends like that, that give such little shit about your well being and lack any major communication.

Who the fuck just casually brings ounces in theback of your ride with no warnings? Your life could have just been fucked then and there because your friends have no respect and don't tell you that they have serious levels of drugs in the car. I would flip my shit if someone just casually has an ounce on them and never told me. All my friends would know to mention it before we ever went anywhere, and why are both the guys carrying it in your car anyway? There should be a real reason why they both had it, other than just randomly carrying it around. Its not cool to be a set of dumbasses.


[1 Points] HitaBrickWall432:

Would have done some baby time for that sheet. G