I have been neglected doing these reviews for far too long and I feel it is a customer's duty to inform the community on a vendors professionalism and product.
Lion - Mile Higher Bars and Bhang Bars from Evolution
Communication - 4/5 - Lion replied to some questions most of the time in a timely manner with only occasionally answering over two days later.
Shipping - 4/5 - I ordered on two separate occasions with one shipment arriving after two days but with only half of my order. I was messaged by Lion though and he explained the situation and I received the other half about 3 days after. The second order I received within two days. Also on the first order he unwrapped the Mile Higher bars but not the Bhang Bars and so the Higher bars were all melty :(. Stealth was sufficient.
Product - 5/5 - These were professionally made marijuana edibles that were very potent. Exactly as described and tasty to boot.
onelove321 - ½g of #4 Heroin from Agora (FE)
Communication - 4/5 - Communication wasn't really needed but I did ask a question that wasn't answered.
Shipping - 3/5 - Shipping took about a week from the date it was marked shipped which is a little longer than I'd like but not unreasonable. The stealth was not the best either and could be improved.
Product - 3/5 - The product was a light tan, all powder. I received two orders of #4 on the same day, one from onelove and the other from RealRX. RealRX's product was just better and, as I'll mention below, RealRX's wasn't the best. (onelove321 has posted on his page that he will no longer be cutting his #4 as to better his product so this may not represent his current product.)
RealRX - ½g of #4 Heroin from Evolution (FE)
Communication - 5/5 - Communication wasn't needed but I did send a couple messages to the vendor and I was responded to within a day.
Shipping - 5/5 - Shipping arrived after 3 days from being marked shipped. Stealth was very good with vacuum seal and multiple visual misdirections.
Product - 4.5/5 - I received my order a bit over-weight with a mostly pebble consistency. The high was immediate and nice and strong (though very itchy (take some antihistamines as opioids release histamines.)) Very light grey color with a strong taste.
NOCTURN4L - ½g of #4 Heroin from Agora (FE)
Communication - 5/5 - I screwed up on this order and accidentally ordered #3 instead of #4. I messaged the vendor and asked if he had #4 and he let me know he was receiving some but not for at least a week. I requested that he hold my order until he got the #4 and then to just ship me that (risky I know due to FE), in which he obliged.
Shipping - 4/5 - Honestly I had forgotten about the order completely because I didn't receive anything until three weeks later. But when I did stealth was sufficient and I can't really dock points because I had asked for the product that he didn't have at the time.
Product - 3.5/5 - I received a very light tan powder that was very over-weight (.5 over.) It was a bit weak and I know he cut it, but you can order a non-cut version at a higher price. Overall not entirely disappointed.
Expressman - 1g of #4 Heroin from Agora (FE)
Communication - 5/5 - Communication not needed but I did send a message that was responded to within a day.
Shipping - 3.5/5 - Took about a week and the stealth could definitely be improved.
Product - 5/5 - As most of this subreddit knows, Expressman offers some quality #4. I received mostly powder with some pebbles in a light tan color. Strong taste and strong high. Nothing to complain about here. Definitely good stuff.
AlexSosa1KG - 7g of Cocaine and ½g of #4 Heroin from Evolution and Cloud9 First off let me say that Alex is my go to vendor for H and C. You'll see me recommend him until I'm gone or he's gone. That being said, after my first order with him I FE every time with him.
Communication - 5/5 - All questions were answered and he let me know the status of the coke's delivery.
Shipping - 5/5 - One of the best things about ordering from AlexSosa1KG is that his shipping always arrives in two days. This is why orders that take longer than four days received a low score. Alex spoils you in this way. Stealth is always top notch. Double Vacuum in a mylar with other barriers. Excellent.
Product - 5/5 - The cocaine arrived in one nice rock that, of course, was slightly over-weight. The cocaine is a slightly pearlescent white that has a nice sparkle in the light. Rock is hard but breaks up easily into a fluffy powder. Dissolves completely in water. Numb isn't immediate such as lidocaine but a gradual process. After a line my nose down to my front teeth were numb after about 5-10 minutes. High is not a jittery one but smooth euphoric train of energy. Its easy to come down off this high if you stop a couple hours before you want to retire. All of these characteristics lead me to believe that Alex is selling some top quality blow. As for his heroin, I received a light tan pebbly sand mix that was slightly over-weight. It compares to Expressman very much in that they both have a strong taste and strong highs that are similar. Both AlexSosa and Expressman have the best H I've tried yet.
TrapHouse - 7g of Fishscale Cocaine from Evolution (FE)
Communication - 5/5 - Not needed.
Shipping - 4.5/5 - Arrived in 4 days with good stealth
Product - 5/5 - Alex was out of coke and I had heard good things about Trap and so I went with it. TrapHouse does offer a lower quality other than Fishscale but I like nice things so I went with the FS. I received it in two rocks. A bright white color with a nice shimmer. The rocks were not as hard as the rocks from Alex but they broke down the same producing similar fluffy powders. The high was excellent and the experience was very similar to the coke I had from Alex. I would have to have samples from both vendors at the same time to decide who's coke was better. Trap's coke did seem to come down a bit more gently, which is saying something as Alex's coke was very easy to come off of too. Good stuff that I'd also recommend though I think he is on vacation at the moment.
I'm taking a break from drugs for a while which is one of the reasons I decided to throw up this review. I hope people enjoy this and find it helpful. I'll be happy to answer any questions that I can.
When you come back, please quit FE'ing unless you've got to. Asking to get fucked