So it took my mail lady 30 minutes to drive from my neighbors mailbox to mine.

So anyway I look outside and see a mail truck which is weird because in my town they use their personal cars. So anyway I walk over and see she is on her phone texting not wanting to bother her I think I will just wait. How long will it take? very. So I go inside and see her reverse lights turn on and then she hits the gas and immediately falls into drainage ditch then hits the gas to try to get out and sends dirt and rocks flying everywhere. Then she goes and gets my neighbor to winch her out and as soon as she gets free she almost hits his car but my neighbor screams for her to slam on the brakes. Then when she gets out he takes the winch off and she just goes over and sits at my neighbors box for a while more so I finally go up to her and she gives me my mail. It turned out she was confused why there were 4 mail boxes but only 2 houses so then I explain the other houses are in the lot behind my houses. Then I went inside and opened my mail and it was all junk mail.


Comments


[145 Points] None:

She got high on your order.


[45 Points] notinthislifeanymore:

Once i was expecting 3 packages on the same day. i was very nervous and excited. Stood in the balcony around the mailman's time to come, he was late that day but so what, he's finally here and my packages will be with me in few min. But as he parked and came out of the truck and opened the truck's backdoor, I thought he was getting the building's mail, but i was shocked see him taking his lunch out and a cold soda and sat there for more than 30 min eating his lunch. I was dying to see this happening but in the end and an hour later i was high as fuck


[10 Points] OPerfectCircleO:

they are watching you.


[4 Points] None:

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[5 Points] CocaineNose:

Sounds like you have a shitty drop if you have to explain to the postman there are fake houses in the back. Too risky man, change that.


[2 Points] synesterderped:

shoulda kick dat bitch in her mail genitalia


[1 Points] None:

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[1 Points] noonehear:

Drunk mail deliverer.


[1 Points] None:

She sounds very new, in my town, the only way to become a mailman/lady is to spend at least 5 years in the mail room and then you spend months training on the route you'll have (if someone retires/moves/is promoted and an opening opens up.) And most will drive their route getting familiar with it, actually, most live near their route they're given.

source: I looked into becoming a mailman and a family friend is a mail lady.


[-2 Points] None:

Complain to usps


[-3 Points] alhooda:

Cool story bro


[-6 Points] traderofswings:

" I explain the other houses are in the lot behind my houses. " What the fuck are you trying to say here?

This post reads like a methhead's ramblings


[-15 Points] Vendor_BBMC:

3 points:-

Talking about your mail is never interesting to other people, even though the waiting is killing you.

Never begin a sentence with "So". Particularly on reddit, where "stupid so" posts typically follow a particular format:-

"So I"<something you do when you're not thinking, half asleep, or a bit of a thicko> <inevitable result of the previous action>. "I guess" <incorrect premise or diagnosis>. "I'm thinking of" <disastrous course of action>. "Or should I" <Less disastrous, but still stupid course of action>"?"

You will see it all the time now i've pointed it out. Look out for posts starting with the "S" word.

My third point:- This is the typical private detective / mastermind mail delivery employee that you are worrying about noticing slight changes in your padded envelope / junk mail ratio, or asking you to sign for a package.

Postal employees don't think. The ones in the UK make this one look like a genius. When you're tying yourself up in knots trying to anticipate the cat & mouse game theories about something your postman does:- It's not a brilliant and complicated trap, with a detective filming from a car and another on the grassy knoll.

Its because he didn't go to school much. When robots become viable, his job is the first to go.