I never thought I'd ever say this, but I am a "drug dealer". I sell locally and order most all my product from darknet markets. I sell mostly cannabis and cocaine, but occasionally flip shrooms and mdma aswell.. anyway, I've run into a dilema. I'm literally getting big enough to the point where I'm having to spend anywhere from $6,000-8,000+ a month (sometimes more) in just getting new product. I get MOST of my bitcoins from coinbase and tumble them, however I use localbitcoins alot.
This is my problem: Every freakin week I'm having to deposit like 2k in cash via ATMs at my bank. I really don't have a real job and I think this might get starting to look suspicious. How do I explain all this money coming in? It's not like I they have crooked accountants listed on craigslist to make all this clean for me. Any ideas/suggestions?
You think? You do not have a job, no checks from doing side work...You have nothing to explain, you clearly didn't think this through. I hate to say it but you need to stop dealing until you figure a way of laundering your money and making it taxable.