We should burn down belize. I think that will protect us forever. Or like a long time.
Things are getting really bad. We need to clean house.
We should burn down belize. I think that will protect us forever. Or like a long time.
[18 Points] dnmthroway12:
[17 Points] yalldontknowjack:
I burnt down my house. Then realized you guys didn't mean that shit literally. Now I am fighting with the insurance company.
[8 Points] danathewhite:
You lost me at:
We should burn down belize. I think that will protect us forever. Or like a long time.
[8 Points] Heroic-Dose:
The raven caws at midnight when the old man winks
[2 Points] Hank_Vendor:
So... The chicken is not in the pot?
[2 Points] None:
send lawyers, guns and money
[2 Points] ghosthorse77:
Haha best thread ever. XD
[2 Points] FAntagonist:
I fucking love this subreddit.
[2 Points] octomarvel:
The John McAfee method again huh?
[1 Points] MDMangel:
To be or not to be? That is the question.
[1 Points] Thoughtsofamaniac:
Where do you keep your shamwows?
[1 Points] Ssh_its_a_girl:
The chalice with the palace has the pellet with the poison but the vessel with with the pestle has the brew that is true.
[1 Points] Idonu:
We also need to set up a DNM army and then combine forces with ISIS cause the Mafia is all on our asses too.
[1 Points] Ssh_its_a_girl:
There's been a change, the chalice from the palace broke and has been replaced with a flagon with a dragon. So it now stands as: The pellet with the poison’s in the flagon with the dragon! The vessel with the pestle has the brew that is true!
CARLS HOT JUICE BOX.
I REPEAT.
CARLS HOT JUICE BOX.
THE SPICY MUFFIN HAS MIGRATED PAST THE BAGEL. THE MINI BAKE OVEN HAS BURNED DOWN THE PLAY CASTLE.