[Vendor Review] Polkadots' Mexican cubensis

Details
Vendor: Polkadots
Market: Alphabay
Product: 1/4th Ounce of Mexican Cubensis
Shipped from: Canada
Shipped to: Canada
Required FE: No
Vacuum Sealed: Yes
Decoy: No
Handwriting: No
Rating
Communication: 10 / 10
Stealth: 4 / 10
Shipping time: 8 / 10
Price value: 10 / 10
Aesthetics: 10 / 10
Weight: 10 / 10
Quality: 10 / 10
Transaction: 10 / 10
Vendor: 10 / 10
Drug: 10 / 10
TOTAL SCORE: 92 / 100

Product arrived vacuum sealed, and despite the vendor stating that non-xpresspost packages would receive ground rather than whole shrooms, they were shipped whole. This is very much a positive for me, as they are beautiful and seem to be of the highest quality. Haven't actually partaken yet, but the weight's there and they look exactly like most of the great shrooms I've had in the past do.

Now for the not-so-good part, the stealth: there was none. It was definitely the worst stealth I've had on a darknet package to date. I'm not sure what qualifies as revealing a vendor's stealth, but well, imagine that all you had was a vacuum-sealing apparatus, an envelope, and tape and you needed to ship them across the country. That's what seems to have been done here.

That said, the vendor was very cooperative, shipped relatively quickly considering the season, and responded to any and all messages efficiently. I'd be willing to give him the benefit of the doubt and say that the problem here was that he decided to be extra nice for the holiday season and package the product as though it was going into xpresspost, preserving its aesthetics, and then it ended up like this. I would definitely order from him again, though only through xpresspost which is harder to mess up and not while expecting other packages. Cost was 0.0333 BTC, which is great for a Quarter of Shrooms where I'm from.

Just going to note as I intend to in all of these reviews, I'm a pretty established user here and on the various Research Chem subreddits, but as the account name says, I'm pretty paranoid about linking an account which is definitely easily linked to my real identity to reviews which admit to the purchase of drugs through the postal service. I'm aware that using a throwaway automatically causes my reviews to lose a lot of their value, but C'est la vie.

EDIT: Upped the stealth value because, well, while appearing sketchy as all hell, it did arrive and was vacuum sealed. This vendor definitely does not deserve the sort of criticism a 2 implies. Either that or I'm being overly nice.


Comments


[1 Points] None:

It sounds like you meant to say good stealth, no decoy.


[1 Points] None:

Based on today's exchange rate, you paid a hair over $300 for a quarter oz. I can get a quarter POUND for that much. You sure you did your math right?


[1 Points] tweakingpelicant:

How long was shipping .. waiting for a non xpress myself from him