[Multi-Vendor Review] OttoM (Shatter) & Pelican (LSD) w/bonus tits

Vendor [/u/ottomannDNM]
Details
Market: [Dream]
Product: [1g Shatter]
Shipped from: [USA]
Shipped to: [USA]
Required FE: [NO]
Vacuum Sealed: [YES]
Decoy: [NO]
Handwriting: [NO]
Rating
Communication: [10] / 10 - none needed
Stealth: [6] / 10 - Vac bags not throughly sealed, included mylar and visual barrier
Shipping time: [8] / 10 - a week from click-to-buy
Price value: [10] / 10 - $25/g
Aesthetics: [10] / 10 - Amber color
Weight: [10] / 10 - A few points overweight!
Quality: [10] / 10 - Very smooth, flavorful hits
Transaction: [10] / 10
Vendor: [10] / 10
Drug: [10] / 10
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Full Report
Through Reddit I found that Otto Mann was running a new vendor sale for some shatter and as a lover of extracts and the great price I couldn't help but to buy some. I was a little cautious so I made a small 1g order, but now I'm wishing I would've made a larger purchase! In the area the temperatures have been running +100 degrees Farenheit, but after pulling this out of my oven of a mailbox it still managed to have its pull-n-snap consistency. The stealth was good, but it could use some improvements. The package was mylar'ed, vacuum sealed and had a visual barrier, but the vacuum sealed containers actually had openings as they weren't completely sealed, so the contents within the envelope slowly started to emit a very faint but potent smell once opened. With my small purchase I wasn't too worried about this, but had I made a larger purchase I think the smell would have been a little more obvious leaking from the holes in the vac bags and outside of the envelope. Nonetheless this is quality shatter and I would compare it to the shatter consistency of medical dispensaries in legal states. The shatter was very pungent, hit really smooth and had a nice flavor to it.
Final Score: [94] / 100

Vendor [/u/Pelican_Vendor]
Details
Market: [DHL]
Product: [1 LSD Sheet/100 blotter tabs]
Shipped from: [USA]
Shipped to: [USA]
Required FE: [NO]
Vacuum Sealed: [YES]
Decoy: [NO]
Handwriting: [NO]
Rating
Communication: [10] / 10 - If I had any questions they were answered promptly.
Stealth: [8] / 10 - vac'ed & mylar'ed, pretty simple nothing over the top, but it does the job
Shipping time: [9] / 10 - 2 days shipping/7 days total due to backorders
Price value: [10] / 10 - $2/tab
Aesthetics: [10] / 10 - Interesting blotter art
Weight: [10] / 10 - Received one sheet
Quality: [10] / 10 - Clean acid, very minor bodyload
Transaction: [10] / 10 - no complaints
Vendor: [10] / 10 - Great bird, would fly the skies with
Drug: [9] / 10
Pics: Blotter art
Tits (NSFW)
Full Report
I placed an order for Pelican's $200/sheet deal shortly before bicycle day. Due to the mass amount of orders he received my order was delayed, so it took about a week to arrive. Still not bad for being backed-up on orders and the actual shipping process took 2 days for arrival. Stealth was good enough for the tabs as they were vac-sealed with a mylar barrier. Pelican was also nice enough to include one of his tattoos with the order, which I used to take a picture with a nice pair of breasts for this review. I will for sure be returning for more due to the customer service/timely responses and the convenience of a great domestic source.
Final Score: [96] / 100


Comments


[20 Points] Funkiter69:

Came for the tits


[10 Points] ForLol_Serious:

Pics aren't working for me, unable to connect =(. Can someone mirror the tits plz.


[7 Points] DarkKnight_1111:

Damn, am I the only one who cant get the picture of the tits to zoom out so I can get a good look? It looks like a nice rack but I wish I didnt have to look at one boob at a time.


[2 Points] None:

/u/Pelican_Vendor SQUAAAAWK


[2 Points] EatSheets:

Actually pretty solid set of tits.

I'll give those a firm 7/10. I want to see some MDMA on those nipples.


[1 Points] DiaperDankFrank11:

Going on 7 days now for my order with OttoMan.

Heres to tomorrow! (Hopefully)


[1 Points] tgif3:

How long did you wait before trips? That might be why you feel they are underdosed I got some of the stuff from that sale still and everytime it is fucking strong.


[1 Points] MT_Merchant_Mangler:

Where da titties at mayne?


[1 Points] None:

wonderful!


[1 Points] None:

them some mom tits


[1 Points] Pelican_Vendor:

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[1 Points] None:

came for the tits and then i left.


[1 Points] None:

are those natural?


[1 Points] OttomanFraud:

/u/ottomannDNM did an exit scam :( He got banned from DREAM.


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[-8 Points] None:

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