Moronic Monday - it's your weekly stupid questions thread!

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Comments


[7 Points] permacolor:

Has anyone experience with vaporizing heroin in a personal vaporizer/ecig? Specifically an aspire atlantis. I know vegetable glycerin boils at 275degreesF and heroin at roughly the same or a little higher. I'm thinking if I mixed some ecp with a higher VG juice, I should be able to vape the stuff to keep me going at work, instead of having to fix a booster like a scumbag to keep me straight. How much of the juice typically evaporates in one hit? Obviously I would have to use a small amount and drip it down my drip tip, I'm thinking I could just put 3-4 drops in a dish, mix in a standard line and draw it and squirt it in the tip with a used needle, that way the hit is saturated and strong.

Will this work? I'm looking for first hand experience.

Edit: I know that heroin salt (4) boils about the same temp as VG, and heroin base (3) at about the same as PG, which why it has to be VG for ecp if it'd work at all.

Edit 2: since this question seems well liked and there's so little info on the topic, I'll certainly be trying it and I'll post the results here. Someone on r/DrugNerds did exactly this with #3 and PG to a mixed personal opinion, but I'll be using #4 ecp with VG and I'll post a topic letting you know what I think.

Tips/suggestions still appreciated.


[8 Points] Lagginin05:

I just bought a pair of 12 inch subs and a boss amp what are optimal levels for the gain. Frequency etc.


[7 Points] None:

I've recently invested in a digital volcano vaporizer. What's the best temp to use for a fresh bowl? Do you raise lower the temp after a few bags? What's the ideal temp for vaporizing shatter as well?


[3 Points] masterRZA:

Does anyone know where dutchmagic sells except for Agora? He just closed shop on Middle Earth ):


[3 Points] None:

Can any vendor provide these thc/cbd dog treats?

http://qz.com/377887/the-marijuana-industrys-newest-customers-are-sick-and-elderly-dogs/


[2 Points] msbbquestion:

Can someone ELI5 the advantages of BB's multisig over regular escrow? Aren't all the keys within BB's control since it's done with on-site wallets? (i.e. does it really stop an evo-style exit scam?)


[2 Points] DrinkingAndFighting:

Is there a site where I can find what vendors are on what market? I'm looking for medXpress on a site other than Agora.


[2 Points] tommo56dark:

What's the best and most reliable dnm for a noob (looking for acid in the UK)


[2 Points] peraticalpete:

I'm running tails on an old laptop with hard drive removed. All seems secure except... how does the laptop know the correct time before it connects to the tor network?


[2 Points] 1234567as1:

One of the top posts right now is saying that coinbase is cooperating to some degree with law enforcement, and how we should avoid using coinbase completely because of this. Are other exchanges like circle ok? If I do buy coins off coinbase, how likely am I going to be fucked by the government?


[2 Points] WhiteZebraThanksYou:

I have a pack I ordered from agora after evo went down. I'm thinking the vendor never shipped ( I FEed). Thing is I've ordered in the past from this vendor and product came and was good. I guess my question is, what's the longest its taken for you to get a package domestic (pref USA).


[2 Points] landingzones:

Are vendors paranoid/weary/cautious/reluctant about selling to new accounts/noobs/first time buyers?


[2 Points] None:

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[2 Points] tommo56dark:

So I'm about to buy some bitcoins and I'm planning to spend them later. I'm quite new to this so when do I use a tumbler, is it between my bitcoin purchase and my wallet, or is in between my wallet and the dnm site, or both? I'm using Helix, and I'm new to that as well.

Thanks for any help!


[2 Points] None:

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[2 Points] tstrange69:

When are they going to update electrum on tails?


[2 Points] DeathGripsAMA:

Can someone recommend some solid FREE vpn services?


[1 Points] OldSchoolMethHead:

anyone else having delays with USPS now?


[1 Points] JustAFriendlyWarning:

Anyone been in contact with/had recent dealings with cosmicbites? Seems he was pretty big here a while ago, has his own subreddit and everyhting but recent posts have been mixed. Agora has been intermittent but I haven't heard from him since I ordered on the 9th.


[1 Points] justfunnylookin:

Hey guys, I'm a semi-noob seeing as I've made a couple purchases already. I've currently moved though and only received one envelope to my new address from the DNM (my only order to my new place so far). Other than that I didn't get any other mail. I have a clearnet order coming in though and I plan to just have some spam catalogues and what not sent to my place. I just want to not be the guy who gets only weird envelopes, don't wanna stand out to my mailman.

Am I being paranoid here? I basically wanna order as soon as possible again, I'd probably receive my next product come next Monday (last order arrived on Thursday last week). I worry about my mailman becoming skeptical of my envelopes and what have you...should I wait and "spam" my mail slot with clearnet stuff or can I just order away? I buy pills so they're easy to conceal. However I'm ordering off the same guy so the envelope will be identical...are ~10 days between orders sufficient? How many people get caught based on someone opening their mail or the post office turning it in to the cops anyway? My Opsec is tight...Tails, PGP, Tumbling and every other guideline are fulfilled.

Thanks for calming my nerves lol.


[1 Points] DNM4u:

When something is being shipping that smells, does it matter if the mylar bag uses a snap shut (like zip lock bags) or if the mylar bag uses a heat seal?

1: type 1

2:type 2

Just curious if there was a consensus on one being better than the other. Thanks.


[1 Points] morononmonday:

Deposited some money to Agora (yes I saw the warning and I know it was fucking stupid) since I read somewhere on here it was fine to do and others had been doing it and I assumed it would just show up when deposits come back up online. Did I fuck up and probably going to lose it now?


[1 Points] throwawaydarknet3:

Stupid question maybe I know but it is moronic monday afterall (and 4/20!) Is there anything to be worried about with Blackbank not having a captcha when you sign in or does that not mean anything?


[1 Points] summoneroverlord:

I purchased bitcoins using my credit card, and using walletexplorer, my wallet, after a certain amount of clicks, leads to a market wallet. What does this mean for me?


[1 Points] asdfgageeedg:

the origins of 420?


[1 Points] Liftaholic:

Can someone ELI5 pgp for me?


[1 Points] None:

Is there a good messaging system, other than PGP?? Like a self destruct message system, or private message system??


[1 Points] None:

How do I buy bitcoins using my credit card and then use them anonymously on the deep web? Stupid question is the name of the thread if you guys could accommodate my lack of knowledge


[1 Points] lilboopeeep:

Bought more btc than I got on my card what's gonna happen


[1 Points] Jessemon:

This feels like a remarkably stupid question, but I don't have health insurance and am looking to buy some Cialis. I have a few really dumb questions:

A) Are darknet markets the best place to look for something like this, or are their easier (but still relatively safe) ways of obtaining ED drugs? Even a basic Google search brings up a bunch of Canadian and European pharmacy sites that don't require a prescription, but I assume that all of them are scams.

B) Would it be ultimately just be cheaper or significantly easier to fork over the money to find and see a real doctor who might give me a prescription even though I don't have any health insurance? I would probably be able to get a legit prescrip, idk.


[1 Points] obsidianchao:

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck exit scams?


[1 Points] satoshit420:

When buying an item on Black Bank, do I need to encrypt my shipping details using PGP before pasting them into the text box? Or can I just rely on the fact that they will be encrypted with the seller's public key when I submit them?


[1 Points] T4blespoon:

How does one actually go about locating and contacting a vendor?


[0 Points] trehd55:

http://hustler.xp3.biz/annabelle6.gif


[-1 Points] finalridejaxjax:

Can anyone give me a simple guide on how to safely ship Mary Jane thru the mail?