What If the Noobs Sub Was Private?

Still viewable though but hear me out on this one. We always complain that the noobs neglect to search for the simplest things and it's true they don't. So what if they were forced to search. We would need to ban together and create a series of stickies that basically explained how to help yourself. We would link external references for obtaining bitcoin and making a tails USB as well as trouble shooting forums. We will have a large and prominent section dedicated to the harms of using the DNM from vendor/market scamming to cut drugs to the legal implications of getting caught. What we are trying to do is make them learn to use the proper external resources while fostering an environment of self sufficiency. They will still be able to message the moderators if need be but it will come with a stern warning on doing your due diligence first. This will do good in weeding out a lot of the way-too-younglings who need someone to hold their hand through the whole thing while molding the survivors into the DNM user we all want them to be.

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Regardless I think we should stop helping with requests pertaining to tails usb creation. This should at least be the initiation to being a noob and before this your still a fucking normie.

What does everybody think? I would love to hear some genuine thoughts on it. Maybe I'm the crazy one

Btw what's going on today? This sub is a fucking zoo it's sweet! I've never laughed so much coming to this place.


Comments


[4 Points] None:

How bout we make all the dnm related subs private and make them send us dick pics in order to get in so we can judge how old they based on how their dick looks. If they have pubes they're in, if not they're too young.


[2 Points] Seraphim_X:

We would need to ban together and create a series of stickies that basically explained how to help yourself. We would link external references for obtaining bitcoin and making a tails USB as well as trouble shooting forums. We will have a large and prominent section dedicated to the harms of using the DNM from vendor/market scamming to cut drugs to the legal implications of getting caught.

Have you ever looked at the sidebar in the noobs sub? There is also a giant tutorial that is idiot pfoof on the front page.

https://www.reddit.com/r/DarkNetMarketsNoobs

Everything you list in your post is already there and more.


[1 Points] lnhale:

if kids wanna get on the darknet enough they'll find a way because no matter what itll be on the internet somewhere, may as well do it right so they dont get caught. also i dont think the noob shitposts will ever stop because there's always gonna be stupid people saying stupid shit on the internet no matter what, it's just the internet


[1 Points] blindleopard:

I love it! Natural Selection at it's finest, survival of the fittest


[1 Points] None:

who wants noob privates

Lol, the real question


[1 Points] sharkbetfarkets:

Why not just make this one private? Seems pointless otherwise


[0 Points] None:

People should be less dogmatic about the whole "ZOMG USE TAILS OR GET ASS RAPED IN PRISON" thing. The TOR browser bundle is what was suggested back in the SR1 days, and it's still sufficient nowadays for the casual buyer.