[Vendor Review] Who the HELL does ItalianMafiaBrussels [imb] think he is!? (bulk MDMA)

I really think everyone needs to know the TRUTH about this 'IMB' character...

Product: He only offers one thing - bulk MDMA

Stealth: First off, is this guy freaking KIDDING me? How am I supposed to know when I get my drugs if he hides them like he does!? I was so confused briefly that I almost RTS that shit! He's lucky my IQ is so high and I figured it out...

Speed: No you dipshit, MDMA, not speed. No but seriously, how does stuff get overseas so fast, yet it takes them 20 FUCKING MINUTES to bring me my food at Olive Garden.

Quality: This guy has GOT to be fucking kidding me! How is he gonna shit out stuff so pure and act like it's just NO BIG DEAL? OUTRAGEOUS! Doesn't he know people could hurt themselves with this stuff! Sheesh... at least the other vendors have the common courtesy to water it down a little. All tests going straight to black consistently... come on man. Got me heated...

Communication: This is what REALLY pisses me off... he almost always responds WITHIN 48 HOURS! What the fuck is the point of ordering if I don't have to sit around my computer and panic while making multiple threads about how my house is DEFINITELY GONNA GET RAIDED BECAUSE MY MAIL DELIVERY GUY WAS LATE TODAY AND THE COPS DROVE BY A COUPLE TIMES AND MADE A POINT OF NOT LOOKING AT ME AND OMG I THINK I'M GONNA BURN MY HOUSE DOWN TO MAKE SURE. FFS, at least make me sweat it out for a few days! Especially when I message you worried that a little less than half my order didn't arrive and you explain to me why. Fucking Christ, can't you let me think you're scamming me for a while first so I can embarrass myself?

Overall: If you're not ordering from this guy for your bulk MDMA, you're probably the type of guy who enjoys dumb shit like hanging yourself while you jerk off or beyblades. Don't waste your time with other bullshit vendors, IMB offers the best reship policy, and I'd be fucking amazed if his shit ever got intercepted by customs without something tipping them off. The dude could probably smuggle his dick in your mouth without you noticing, and he'd do it for a fraction of the competitors price and with great speed. I've FE'd $xxx,xxx of dollars with this dude and NEVER had an issue. He doesn't even get frustrated when you message him incessantly because you're a weirdo and remains polite.

TL;DR order from IMB or DIAF. 5/5 across the board.


Comments


[39 Points] iLoveDNM:

This reads like an infomercial. It should be tagged vendor ad.


[7 Points] None:

Yeah who does he think he is? He FUCKED my mom ffs


[5 Points] Throwaway_concept:

IMO 48 hour respond time isn't good. I hope for 24.


[2 Points] Eat_The_Muffin:

Definitely an advertisement.

48 hours is really slow...


[2 Points] FarGateTraveler:

Best fucking review ever, I LOVE the satire! You were even nice enough to conclude everything on a more serious tone at the end. Love it man, and I've always wanted to buy from imb. Just don't have the roughly 1000 bucks ill need to get his 50 gram minimum order pack haha


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[1 Points] Kman1898:

What kinda prices are we talking for bulk?


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[1 Points] None:

You sound my gradfather writing an angry letter to philip morris..."I smoked your cigarette for fifty years and I'm still alive? I want my money back..." thanks for the review more entertaining than most


[1 Points] smartyASSlsdUSER:

Hella funny man. Had me lmao! Smartass lololol