TL;DR i got too stoned and accidentally sent my christian grandmother a nude photo. Now I have to uproot my entire life and move to Belize.
Pictures: http://imgur.com/a/VsRwC
Vendor: AdventureTime
Market: Alphabay
Product: 1oz Top Shelf Indoor "Name the Strain"
Price: $250 +shipping
Shipping: Free if you FE, which I did. This was a preorder so I'm not sure when it shipped, but I got it earlier than expected.
Stealth: Stealth was good. Multiple layers and visual decoy. Nothing extravagant, but decoy was there. Labels and postage were printed and package looked professional.
Comments: Wow. Where to start? This bud is beautiful. Frosty, great cure, trimmed to perfection. Smells amazing. And i mean A-M-A-Z-I-N-G. Tastes great. I'm not sure I can even describe it? It super smooth and sweet. Just makes me think of velvet. Loaded my mighty vape up with this when I got it and celebrated my return to the country by smoking the entire bowl. The high was great. Super uplifting. I couldn't stop smiling and everyone knew I was high. I was just in a really great mood. So when my grandma texted me and asked to see pictures of my trip overseas I thought SURE. Let me share the beauty of my adventure. Lol. So I scroll through my recents and select a handful of pics to send. And I don't know what happened you guys. I. Don't. Know. What. Happened. But somehow I managed to include a nude my significant other sent me while I was away. So I did the only thing I could do, I smoked another bowl and checked the price of a few plane tickets out of the country. Really upsetting that we have to move now and find a new family. Really put a bunch of time in with this one, but sometimes you can't go back. It's okay though! I have AdventureTime's really great weed. :P
In all seriousness, this is phenomenal stuff. Everyone needs to try it. Not sure what AdventureTime should call this. Sugar Kush, because it's so frosty? Comet Kush, because it's out of this world? Life Alert Kush, because you might need one if you smoke too much.
Where it said pictures I thought it was gonna be the nudes you sent to gran gran