The most profitable drug you've never sold

Like most of my fellow role-players, I've idly considered pretending to sell substances before. I mean who hasn't, really? We all want those profits. Never have, though, as I tend to be overly cautious. Not exactly a risk free profession. But lately I started buying/selling for absurd profits. My product? Cryptocurrency.

Yes, yes, I know. Everyone and their mother is trying lately. Which is exactly what makes day trading so very easy. I had 0 experience day trading. I've turned .3 bitcoin into 4.3 bitcoin in three weeks. It's like taking wads of cash from toddlers.

If you understand literally anything about how market pressure/exchanges work, you are 10 steps ahead of the people trying to trade right now. If you have any spare crypto in your wallets, look at some markets and pretend to day trade and see how you'd do. And don't go for "moon" profits. If you're making 10% a day pretending, that's doubling your funds in a week. That's when you actually put funds on there and give it a go.

So yes. Crypto. Profitable as fuck, legal, and the high of making a bitcoin in a day? Holy shit. Best drug ever.


Comments


[22 Points] ForLol_Serious:

So yes. Crypto. Profitable as fuck, legal, and the high of making a bitcoin in a day? Holy shit. Best drug ever.

You must not have ever tried meth


[12 Points] theslutbag:

Xanax and ecstasy


[9 Points] BakedPastaParty:

Xanax by far, i was getting them for ~$1/pill during the price wars (and even before, no more $2-$3) and selling bulk for no less than $4/, and personal use amounts as high as $7/$8. I was getting at least 1 but usually 2 kpacks a week at my peak. Never ben busted or anything like that, just gracefully stepped away....ah good times were had by all, it funded a seriously unsustainable heroin habit so i dont have anything to show for it but the wisdom :o)


[7 Points] mymuse100:

https://www.reddit.com/r/Bitcoin/comments/7sfk2w/someone_lost_200_bitcoins_daytrading_thinking_he/

So, long story short, I started trading a year ago, been margin longing the whole run from 1k to 19k ( sometimes closing the top, sometimes closing too early or too late, but always making profit)

I turned 3 lowly btc which I had from playing poker (at the time 3k) into nearly 200 BTC which was almost 4 million at the top and would be 2 million at current prices.

I thought I was a trading genius, a god, whatever. Anyway, this is where the sadness starts.

After the dump from 19k to 11k I went long at the bottom, and kept adding to my position on the bounce to 12k 13k, 14k. Then, at the 16k dead cat, my position was a further 100 BTC in profit. Instead of closing then and having a total 300 BTC, I increased leverage and increased my position size. This entire position was liquadated on the drop back to 12k, because my entry had moved up so much. I lost 100 btc paper profit and nearly 50 BTC margin. I was devasted, and down to 150 BTC total.

After evaluating the situation, I came to the conclusion that the pump to 16k was a dead cat and that we are going lower. Therefore I shorted. At 12k. Added at 13k. Added at 14 and 15k. Got liquidated at the top at 17k. Another 50 BTC loss. Down to 100.

Think, ok we made a higher high at 17k, uptrend back on. Went long. Got liquidated at 13k.

50 BTC left. Devastated, unsure, no clue whats going on. Sat through the drop to 9k, when we bounced I thought it could be the bottom. Longed at 11500, panic closed 10500. When we went to 13k I was kicking myself for panic closing, went long at 12800.

Liquidated this morning for my last bitcoin.

3 BTC to 200, to 0

At this time I am still in shock, the last few months Ive neglected relationships and school, and Ive been daydreaming about living the high life rich as fuck with my millions.

Now, I am nowhere.

Posting this so others dont gamble away life changing money. Dont want donations or tips not posting an address dont PM me. I never want to hear the word btc again because I want to forget


[4 Points] sprvln76:

I don't do cocaine.....I just like the smell of it


[5 Points] tripdawg420:

growing mushrooms and xanax i bought a house a fixer upper but a mf house


[3 Points] DNMReviewAccout:

LSD and xanax are very profitable if you have the customer base.


[2 Points] None:

Dude I've been meaning to get into this. Any tutorials / books you used to get into this? Complete noob (but I'm not dumb -- am willing to learn)


[2 Points] el_marihuano:

and here I am, wishing I would've stocked up on the BTC instead of the drugs. At this point I could have a bigger, sexier stash. thats just growing up with the mindset of a loser for you.


[1 Points] Sticksandstone7:

How?


[1 Points] None:

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[1 Points] Magicpurpleponyrider:

L


[1 Points] HappySodomy:

If I had the balls and the skills, LSD would be one of the best to sell in the US. The price you can get a sheet for, and what you can sell it for you can easily get 3x,4x what you put in.


[-1 Points] basjin:

Holy shit. Best drug ever.

you are either very young, or have been poor most of your life, or simply never had success in your life in any way. but the best drug for sure is some drug, and not money.