[Vendor Review] Cali-Connection Jerry Hand (4 hits) + mini trip report!

This was my first order since sr1 was still around, used agora and some other marketplace that went down (can't remember the name).

Back on the first silkroad I bought 2 tabs, gave one to a friend and I took the other. It was great and a fun day, and I was pretty "sober" and "in control," I don't remember the vendor I ordered it from, probably long gone by now. Anyway, I orderded from cali-connect as I'd read good reviews and saw 4 hits for pretty cheap, and I went ahead and ordered them. A little over a week later I went camping with a friend and we each took 2 tabs. It was amazing. Way more intense than 1 tab. I'll type my trip report after a quick review.

Details
_Vendor: [Cali-Connection]
_Market: [Agora]
_Product: [4 tabs of 100ug LSD]
_Shipped from: [USA]
_Shipped to: [USA]
_Required FE: NO. But I did anyway.]
_Vacuum Sealed: [NO. But not needed.]
_Decoy: [YES]
_Handwriting: [NO]
Rating
_Communication: [None needed] / 10
_Stealth: [10] / 10
_Shipping time: [10] / 10 Orderded on the 14th, shipped on the 16th, arrived 2days later
_Price value: [10] / 10 Great deal..it was a "special promo" deal, cost ~20-24$ (sorry, I ordered a while ago and can't remember. But it was definitely a great deal)
_Aesthetics: [10] / 10
_Weight: [10] / 10
_Quality: [10] / 10
_Transaction: [10] / 10
_Vendor: [10] / 10
_Drug: [10] / 10
TOTAL SCORE: [100] / 100

"Mini" trip report for anyone interested:

So we took the tabs and came up waiting in our tent, and over the next 40 minutes we were laughing, drawing, listening to some music on headphones and just getting ready for our trip.

After 40 mins we unzipped the tent door and stepped out into nature. It was amazing. Trapping yourself in tent for the comeup and then, boom, nature!, it was a great idea. We walked around for a little and once in a while we just stood still and looked at the hills in the distance - they looked as if they were painted with pastel paints, all swirly and colorful morphing togehter, it was amazing. My 1 tab trip (a long time ago) my visuals were more like repeating patterns everywhere, but on two tabs it was more like everything was a painting. I still saw patterns and stuff but the pastel painting was what i focused on, it was just beautiful.

We eventually made our way to the beach and walked around on the sand for 10 minutes before sitting down on a log and watching the water. It was so peaceful. We were definitely tripping a lot harder than before. It was cold and cloudy, an ugly day at the beach for most people I'm sure, but it was just amazing for us. The way the sun shown through the clouds looked like heaven was opening above us.

We went back to the tent to get jackets and some food, which took about 45 minutes to pack this stuff into a backpack (lol people probably thought we were drunk as shit or something, stumbling around and laughing, trying to act sober). Walking back to the beach we went followed the trail to the beach through a forest, when we entered the forest it felt like a magical forest from those fairy tale movies. Anyway we made it back to the beach again and found our way to some driftwood. Tripping hard now. Words became difficult to form, but we both were making sentnaces like "...wow, this, so beautiful, its like I never notice but now, I do...you know what I mean?" and we just understood each other and could communicate with very little words "the clouds look like from a movie..perfect..hahaha you know," it was great. Hard to know how many hours in the trip we were. I tried to keep track of time but eventually it stopped mattering to me as much.

At times I felt like my body wasn't there, I felt like I was floating. I walked right up to the water so all I could see was the ocean and the horizon with the sun on its way down. It was incredibely peaceful like nothing I have ever experienced in my life. I thought about my problems and worries and stuff that bothered me so much just 4-5 hours ago before I was tripping, stuff about work and family and life, but right now as I was tripping I just laughed. Problems weren't problems, I make my own problems. Life can be enjoyed, there doesn't have to be so much pressure and worrying all the time. We talked about how ridiculous people are for getting so worked up about trivial things, we tried to think about the purpose of war but just laughed because honestly war made no sense at all. Just seemed selfish and completely pointless. Standing on the edge of the water on the sand looking out I felt this unreal sense of connectedness to the entire world and it was just so calming. An amazing feeling. I wish I could describe it better. If you've done acid before I'm sure you know what I mean.

Nighttime came quickly (after an amazing sunset..cloudy sunset but honestly that just added to the beauty.). Night got scary. We vaped some weed (my tolerance was low), vaping was fun. I ground up a little bit of weed and filled up my vape and we passed it to each other taking pretty big hits on the highest setting, filling up with warm vapor on a cold night felt great. Up until this point I was doing pretty great on still being able to act at least semi-sober and not freak out if we had to be normal. But damn. After vaping a few rounds with my friend I started tripping really hard. This was at 10pm, 5.5 hours after dosing. This was crazy and unlike anything I experienced or expected. I walked over to the water away from my friend to be by myself for a minute, I stood there and my body felt amazing. And then it kind of got dark and I was lost in my mind, looking down at my feet near the water. I walked a couple feet along the beach and stopped again. Did I just walk? No, couldn't be. I should walk a little. I walk a couple feet and stopped again. Did I just walk? No, couldn't be, this is the same spot I just was..but I remember walking. Do I remember walking? and then I hear my friend call my name, and I "came back." This was actually a little scary, but at the same time it was funny to me and I just smiled.

I walked back to my friend and layed down on the sand, and look to my left side where these sort of grass plants were growing out of the ground. I stared at them, it was dark but everything was lit by the moon so we could actually see pretty well. I stared at these plants and my vision started to get way brighter and these green grassed plants started to look like mushroom creatures (I don't know how to describe them) and it was beautiful. This honestly felt like a DMT trip, how engulfing it was. Each plant turned into a creature and was just sitting there morphing. "we should head back" my friend said and I snapped out of the "dmt trip," I wish I coudl've stayed there longer, but at the same time I'm glad he pulled me out, it was getting dark and we didn't exactly know how to get back to the tent.

I got up to pack my vape, packed it, and then double checked I packed it, walked 2 feet, opened my backpack and checked again, put it in my backpack and checked again, walked a little, opened my backpack to check if I packed my vape, closed it, walked a little... I was starting to loop, but then I realized what was happening and just laughed again.

We made it back safely (I have NO idea how...the trails back to the camp site didn't look like trails and the wayback felt like being inside a nightmare walking around in the dark aimlessly for eternity, dark feelings and a feeling of being lost set in. After hours of quickly walking the trail (it was maybe only 5 mins..) we shown the light and in the distance we saw the tent and the car..it was so relieveing and a wave of happiness came over me, we made it back.) Went into the tent to sleep for the night, which took me forever. Dosed at 4:30pm, and maybe slept from 6am-8am. I have trouble falling asleep as it is, add a psych in and it's nearly impossible for me. My friend fell asleep around 1am.

Yeah so kind of a long trip report, I wish I could've captured the feelings and thoughts better, but it's really difficult putting it down to words. I tried one tab before from a different vendor on SR1 (like I mentioned before), I don't remember their name or if they are even around anymore, but it was "115ug" and it was just a fun trippy experience that I was well in control of my actions and being "sober," but this time, taking 2 "100ug" tabs from cali-connection, it was a completely different experiecne than what I expected. Just amazing. I 100% recommend trying this (have a friend, or a tripsitter if you haven't done acid before..I think my friend and I got really lucky we didn't get lost at night). I'm definitely going to order some more tabs, and knowing that they'll get here on time and not having to worry about them getting found (stealth was good). A lot of fun and a great day for two people on two tabs for about $24 including shipping. Same price as a couple movie tickets and popcorn haha..but so much more fun. Sorry if the trip report didn't read well or make much sense. I wrote some the day after tripping and continuted it now ( a week later). Thanks for reading.

100% reccomend this vendor, and this product :)


Comments


[2 Points] throwthemdrugsaway:

Sorry for any spelling mistakes or formatting in the review or trip report. I really dont like editing and rereading what I write lol, but let me know if there's anything that should be edited or doesn't make sense.

edit: and wow yeah that's not really a mini trip report huh


[1 Points] walt81:

nice review! sounds like you had a great time.. his needlepoint really good also =D