Moronic Monday - It's your weekly stupid questions thread!

Hey /r/DarkNetMarkets , it is time for Moronic Monday!

Post your question - stupid or otherwise - here to get an answer. Anyone can post a question and the community as a whole is invited and encouraged to provide an answer. Many questions get submitted late each week that don't get a lot of action, so if your question didn't get answered before, feel free to post it again.

I do ask that you refrain from abusing noobs in this thread. Feel free to link to guides, though.

P.S. Check out /r/DarkNetMarketsNoobs, where it is Moronic Monday everyday!


Comments


[11 Points] IGetDankShit:

Yo Automod, you been doing too many drugs lately bro? I'm not judging or anything... its just that you're kinda making the rest of us mods look incompetent too...


[8 Points] over9000pies:

What market is best for grilled cheese sandwiches?


[6 Points] None:

Why is Adderall so fucking expensive?


[5 Points] Coradam:

I'm going back to college tomorrow and never had anything shipped to my dorm before. Does anyone know if there are any problems with this? I am just ordering a few edibles.


[4 Points] mqduck:

How risky is it to buy from vendors without any ratings? Is it quite likely that it's a scam, or misleading, or something like that, or is it more of an outisde possibility?


[3 Points] BMRr:

I hope i can ask a question about a specific market. Ive ordered on bluesky and it says nothing about it being in transit does bluesky do that? also i cant for the life of me find a forum for that place do they have one?

Thank you


[2 Points] None:

Is the vendor TurtleTime legit? I thought he wrote fake reviews so some help is appreciated!


[3 Points] sixfeetunder007:

why the fuck isn't agora working omg i am about to throw a fit!!!!


[3 Points] jacob8015:

Is it safe to ship things to your house?


[3 Points] ohThisUsername:

Whats the best way to tumble coins? I saw some drama surrounding Bitcoin Fog not too long ago so I did some research on shared coin (ie. blockchain.info offers it) and it looks much superior to Bitcoin Fog (less fees, etc.). What is the difference, and is one superior to the other in terms of anonymity?


[2 Points] NotYourTypicalEnt:

There doesn't seem to be a leading, top market out there at the moment. (Pandora and Agora are no longer safe?). What would you recommend I use for psychedelics?


[2 Points] BosleytheChinchilla:

Trying to register on TMP and add a public key to bluesky. When i put the key in i just get an error saying that the key is invalid or cant be processed. Whats going on? I used GPA to make it


[2 Points] SilntNfrno:

Do vendors use their real information as the return address on packages? I know that buyers always need to use legit info, but I was curious what vendors do. Make something up? Use the address to a fast food restaurant down the street?


[2 Points] LSDinthetrees:

Is coinbase safe to buy from if you tumble and move them around through multiple wallets?


[2 Points] nsgiad:

What is the opinion of bitcoin blender on here? I haven't heard much about it but know of people that have successfully used it. http://bitblendervrfkzr.onion


[1 Points] moregoldgrapes:

What are the risks of not using TAILS for simply browsing darknet markets?


[1 Points] green_belt:

i get my bitcoins thru coinbase so i used my legit info to register. if i register and use blockchain for my tumbling service, do i have to use a real email or can i use my safemail?


[1 Points] not_lying_rn:

I became interested in darknet markets only recently. I don't want to go out on a limb and attempt to do business with any not-as-well-known markets and decided to give Agora a try. I know posting/requesting referral links aren't allowed, but there are a lot being posted over at /r/AgoraMarket. If I use one of these referrals to register, can I be banned in the future?


[1 Points] None:

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[1 Points] drugs_pl:

Where to order to, if delivery to home is not possible?

I'm in a position where I can't order anything to my house, and I'm not working anywhere I could get the order shipped to. What are sensible options in this case?


[1 Points] Tyler4Fun:

Is doing deals off market good? I just did a $1,300 order through torchat and cannot stop feeling like I got scammed. Haven't seen the package yet should be here today tho.


[1 Points] None:

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[1 Points] hugsfordrugs:

This isn't a question as much as it is an apology, but guys and gals, I think I'm jinxing the various markets because it seems like every fucking time I deposit to a market to make a purchase, the market immediately goes down. Doesn't matter which one or what time of day.


[1 Points] bossman626:

a long time ago i ordered the grilled cheese sandwich off sr1 and it never came... has anyone recieved this SRilled cheese sandwich?


[1 Points] None:

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[1 Points] fogthrowaway:

With bitcoin fog, can I use one of my electrum addresses for withdrawal. It says not to use shared addresses and I am not sure if electrum addresses are considered shared.


[1 Points] shredded1990:

I have a friend who wants to send me a bunch of adderall from the United States to a country in Europe. We've never done this before. Knowing that it will have to go through customs would be ok if we stuffed the pills in a teddy bear and sent it in a small box through fed ex overnight ?


[1 Points] IAmAFraudAMA:

What's considered reasonable security for buying something from a DarkNetMarket? How do I research the seller to make sure I'm getting good stuff? How do I make sure the bitcoins can't be traced back to me? Any chance at the drugs getting snagged by the post office?


[1 Points] nohabloespansol:

Is this good enough security for small buys?

  1. Full drive Two-Fish encryption (25 characters)
  2. Encrypted container containing all DNM passwords usernames etc.
  3. VPN.
  4. Tails through a VM.

How secure is this? I know I should you TAILS on a live boot usb but i will get to that soon.


[1 Points] NationalDirect:

This is a serious but stupid question since the response is obvious...

As National Direct on SR, the FBI took 12BTC from my legal operation. I demand that this be investigated as the bureau advertises their competency of performing such a task.

PM me if you are an agent of the Federal Bureau of Investigation [and of scheming BTC theft]. I am Canadian and although our country political platform's head is right up the US ass, I declare the amount owed to me be returned as is.

Happy Investigating,

N. Direct - Victim of International - gov't led Theft and Crypto-Currency Fraud.


[1 Points] duntplater:

is there any special risks associated with having a package sent onto a domestic military installation? it would be a UPS PO box, not my unit headquarters or anything, im just not sure if they are scutinized especially coming in, or if the UPS truck just drives in and drops them off. Im not planning on ordering anything that can likely be smelled by a dog


[1 Points] Zedh:

A package that I ordered through Pandora arrived today. However, with all the shit that's going down, would it be safe to finalize? Or will the vendor not be able to withdraw the BTC?


[1 Points] thatticklesmyfancy:

I bought some MDMA from House, and it was amazing shit. I just felt really chill and wanted to sit down the entire time and just enjoy my euphoric body high...

But my question is, is it safe to mix say, 20-30mg of caffeine in with the pill to give me more of a booster? Rather than drinking like an entire red bull or something like that? I just wanted to be more energetic, even though the body high was legit.

Any suggestions?


[1 Points] lsdmeththrowaway:

a couple of questions since I don't think they honestly deserve another thread about the subject?

1) Who are/is the most reliable and top quality vendor of crystal and h? What markets are these vendors selling shipping to the US?

2) Are the markets anserwed from the question above currently safe to use? 3) How do I increase my security when browsing these darknet markets? I've been using Tor so far what's this I keep hearing about using Tails and i2p? how would I go upon setting up these things? is there a guide regarding i2p and tails? 4) Should I buy some bitcoins right now? At the time of this writing, 1 BTC is sitting at ~$575 USD or should I wait a bit longer for the chance it drops or buy now that it is low before a value increase?

Thanks!

Also just want to mention that this meth high is just great and I hope to try heroin sometime soon.


[1 Points] roorider92:

Alright, So I am completely new to this and I have read through various threads and just want to get some feedback on if this is the correct process or not.

I ordered my bitcoins off of Coinbase the other day and they will be here by the end of the day on friday. Once the coins are into my coinbase account, is it correct that I send them to my block chain wallet which was created on a normal browser? Then after they are transferred to the block chain wallet I send them to the block chain dark net wallet like this process I found says? "coinbase => blockchain clearnet wallet => blockchain darknet wallet (separate browser, tor) => shared send => DNM" What I am confused about is after I create the first block chain wallet, how do you create the block chain "dark net" wallet? Is there a link that for the tor browser? or do you use the same link for the clear net browser?

After that process, send to Bitcoin Fog and I am ready to go?

I just want to check that I have this down before I proceed. Thank you all!


[1 Points] throwaway333333219:

Hi guys, I'm really new to this and I was wondering where I could find purplelotus' coupons?


[0 Points] None:

My FRIEND WHO IS NOT ME SWIM went to place an order on agora but SWIM WHO IS NOT ME tells me that he got an error, "order not found".

But I SWIM ?(hhehe) never got to place the order in the first place, what went wrong?


[-1 Points] None:

I have a personal script for 40mg vyvanse, whats the easiest way to sell this? Seems like a lot of trouble to pay a vending account..


[-1 Points] Yourownbrother:

Ordered something from a reputable vendor apparently I forgot to add my name on the shipping address because I was too late as he shipped it quickly now my question is will I recieve the package if my shipping address is on there and also wouldn't he have noticed I didn't give him a name on the shipping address so could have he made up a fake name either way what do you guys think will I get the package or am I screwed lol... -.-