MarleysMainMan 2g Pineapple Express

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Vendor Name/Marketplace: MarleysMainMan DHL

Product/s reviewed: 2g Pineapple Express

International?: (list countries) US Domestic

Vendor requires FE?: (yes or no) Yes Direct Pay

Price before shipping: 25

Shipping cost: 7? I freakin don't remember

Customer Service: pick one below with an "x" like this: [x]

[ ]+5 Superb: Polite, prompt, ensures satisfaction

[ ]+4 Good: Professional, exhibits customer care

[ ]+3 Satisfactory: Adequate responses, resolved issue

[ ]+2 Marginal: Subpar communication, partial resolution

[ ]+1 Bad: Poor communication, no resolution

[ ]+0 Awful: Abusive responses, no resolution

Product Quality: pick one below

[x ]+5 Highest purity - highly potent

[ ]+4 Mostly pure - potent

[ ]+3 Minor cut or impurity - strong

[ ]+2 Cut and/or impure - medium to weak

[ ]+1 Almost entirely cut - very weak

[ ]+0 Possibly bunk - no effect

Processing Speed: pick one below

[ ]+5 Processed & marked shipped in 24hrs

[ ]+4 Processed & marked shipped in 48 hrs

[ ]+3 Processed & marked shipped in 72 hrs

[ x]+2 Package is late

[ ]+1 Package is very late

[ ]+0 Never received package

Price Value: pick one below

[ ]+5 Excellent - great value & low cost

[x ]+4 Moderate - worthy value & fair cost

[ ]+3 At-market - neither good nor bad

[ ]+2 Below-market - so-so value, high cost

[ ]+1 Exorbitant - low value, excessive cost

[ ]+0 Rip-off - little-to-no value, unjustified cost

Stealth & OpSec: check all that apply

[x ]+1 Vacuum-sealed

[x ]+1 Mylar/non-porous container

[ ]+1 Decoy/misdirection

[ x]+1 Low package profile

[x ]+1 Good OpSec/PGP

TOTAL: (15x5 for 75%)

I feel like the percentage on this review is misleading. I skipped customer service and you'll understand why by the end of this review I suppose. Let me start with this: It's not a great review numbers-wise, but I would absolutely still use this vendor in the future, I just want to be honest with the ratings. I skipped customer service because there was really nothing to base it on. We had no need to communicate. If the shipping was stellar I would've given 5* CS, but since it wasn't I just skipped it. Sue me.

Product probably would be marked 4* by some because it's not necessarily tip-top shelf, knock your socks off weed, but I gave it 5* because it's exactly what I expected, they were pretty, kiefy buds, dried well, and the ol lady said it smoked great. So 5*, fuck you. (Edit: bag also weighed 2.37g. Overweight by 16.5%)

Shipping: It took just at four days to be accepted. Over 72 hours but not 96, whatever. It may have shipped the same day it was accepted because it was here three days later. 7 days from click to mailbox, but at the same time I can't be terribly mad; I had no previous completed orders on DHL and it was only a 2g order, so whatever. It wasn't quick shipping but I wasn't upset. It just made me nervous he had my money but hadn't accepted it, but it was only $25.

Value: $25 bucks for 2g. $12.5/g. I mean, that's fair I guess. We get $40 eighths locally, but I don't think I could even by 2g locally and I got to pick a strain. Clearest assessment of value, I suppose, would be the fact I'd order the same thing again.

TL;DR - Not a perfect order, but very acceptable. I was happy, SO was happy, I would order this same listing or any other from this vendor without hesitating. There may be cheaper, better, faster out there, but if you've contemplated MMM I'd say go for it. Or don't. I don't care.

Edit: Added bag weight. Format. Sorry no pics.


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