Stashes and advanced hiding spots from the police

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Edit: not connected to me so it's admissable in court a stash in the community (abondon building) or place not under your name something creative


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[51 Points] PoweRaider:

Stash drone. get pulled over or stopped by the cops...release stash drone....which flies your shit to a programmed GPS location to await retrieval or recall.
Get your stashdrone now! By PoweRaider

jk I dont have stashdrones for sale....it was just the first thing that came to mind when I read "advanced hiding spots"


[25 Points] pullNsnap1:

"Take these seeds morty and shove them waaaaaaaay up your butthole morty"


[13 Points] EatSheets:

Inside a live alligator. That's pretty metal and advanced


[14 Points] DNM_FuckFace:

https://youtu.be/d1tC2KmlEhk

You're welcome


[11 Points] NashHarvey:

When my house was raided they didn't check the trash or the maybe 150 DVD cases I had where one contained about 50 hits of LSD. I think if it's in the trash, it can be dismissed in court maybe I don't know


[9 Points] Bigw0rmer:

depends on what your hauln . if big shit , i always suggest go with a car guy that can build traps in your car .. But hiring a white girl with a beat up car works just as well .. they never get stopped


[9 Points] FederalInformant:

Let's start this by saying I have been getting harrased by dectives for 15 years now randomly on and off and have been forced to learn. There are many spots depending on what you are hiding and who you are hiding it from. I'd say the best spot..... Plain view. Would work best if you had a camera installed in your car so the police can not lie. Pack up a box with your stuff and make it look likes its about to be shipped like a regualar post box. Without a federal warrent they are not supposed to open these. Hiding in decoy in box is also best.

A few pills/small drugs but in crotch pocket of boxers. They rarely ever find this.

Now to the car. You need to removed panals to find crevices that you can hide things. Here is a few examples..... The bottom side where door opens. The fuse box. The the right of your leg or opposite site where the shifter is you can usually lift and stick things into it. Above your head where the liner meets the front window youc an stick some things in side them.

You can hide things in you speaker holes. Subs are even better or if you have a tire guy put it in a spare tire. There's probally others but I am about to go to sleep and I can't give too many spots away. I need to warn my peers where you will be hiding your drugs in the morning.


[7 Points] CheckMyPecksBro:

Inside a fleshlight. Best if it's been used. Who in their right mind would look inside a dudes fleshlight?


[7 Points] DNrick_sanchez:

dig a hole in the woods, but dont get lost like pauli and chris moltisanti


[6 Points] SpiffyWhiff:

Depends on what you're carrying. If you are moving weight, I suggest using the donut tire. Buy a manual tire machine, learn how to use it, and deflate and remove the hopefully never used donut tire.(if you've used it, or even if you haven't, it might need a good cleaning). Reinstall tire, inflate.


[5 Points] TradingRealGfForRsGf:

Set up stepping stones in your yard, maybe a path to your door. Under each, dig a medium sized post-hole (post hole diggers are godlike for circular holes) and drop your stashcache in. Fill hole, plant grass (lay more seed where the stones are), and bam, you've created several stashes for quick access and zero suspicion.

Hope ive helped you on your next bust, copper.


[4 Points] None:

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[4 Points] None:

Ever seen the beginning of the movie Sicario?


[5 Points] Psychonaut_For_Life:

Need to hide some LSD? Put the tabs inside of some foil inside of a tiny baggie, and tape the baggie on the top of a ceiling fan blade. Who the fuck checks there?

You can also take apart an old laptop and remove the RAM card(s), making room for some goodies, then put it all back together.


[2 Points] definitelynotminesir:

Simplest stash spot? Somewhere around, on, or in your neighbours house. Ideally where your neighbour wouldn't be likely to find it.


[4 Points] jentrophy:

It doesn't matter where you hide it, if it's on your property they will find it when they tear apart your house. They'll rip up the carpet if they have to. Put flexible cameras into all the air ducts. Look under the insulation in the attic. They'll fucking dump out the cat litter. You can't hide shit from the feds in your house.


[2 Points] ogpromethazine:

I always thought about this. Maybe have like your drugs over super acidic liquid and then right when the cops come you can dump all your drugs in the acidic liquid and your drugs will imedietly dissolve.


[2 Points] None:

What kind of dumbass started this thread? I wish you hoods from chicago would put a little more effort into your threads.

The Police where? In your home or car? If it's a home do you own it? Is it an apartment building? Do you have a landlord? Can you make changes to things like walls?

When you hide stuff from the Police you hide it out of eyesight, you hide it somewhere that takes multiple steps to get to, you hide it as high up as you can.

Also remember that cops do this shit for a job. They aren't stupid like you.


[1 Points] pheature:

I'll tell you the best place to stash somthing If you live in a secluded area and there is trees about simply cut out a big part of the tree put the stash in there and then put the part you cut out back in, now it takes a bit of skill and work to do it masterfully but when done it's there for life and if the police ever knew how to find the stash well when the fuck did tress start growing weed? Coooooool man next money will grow on them too Get ma drift


[1 Points] evenmoreKUSH:

Buried in a mason jar in the middle of nowhere


[1 Points] CaptchaKing4Reviews:

We had a few stereo shops in my city making stash boxes for cars. Usually some false compartment with magnetic door locks activated by a hidden switch. They passed laws to fuck you over if you get caught with this. I forget the details but it wasn't good. It was similar to what some smugglers use.


[0 Points] NorthsideXanax:

Drugs are bad mmmk


[0 Points] crustedchlorides:

What a genius way to post this in a sub that's monitored by LE.


[-1 Points] thatnicca21:

lol this is deff not an LE post

"hey guys wheres a good place to hide your drugs so police cant find them?"

low hanging fruit