Fencing

Hi

Anyone have any tips on how to steal a boat and which european country it would be easiest to sell as legit (with papers and all)


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[5 Points] None:

A boat is a broad word... We talking cruise ship or john boat?


[4 Points] None:

Sigh. This subreddit does attract the finest people...


[3 Points] None:

This post made a cool movie in my head.


[1 Points] birbirian:

don't they have keyed ignitions like cars? I don't think this plan is gonna work. But if it does kudos and whata lick!


[1 Points] LoudRooster:

  1. Wait for someone to get on their boat and put the key into their ignition.
  2. Jump on the boat and wack em with a fishing pole
  3. Start the boat and you now have a free set of keys
  4. Catch a shark
  5. Sell shark on craigslist for a few thousand dollars and include free boat included
  6. Drive back home in a toy boat


[-1 Points] GoAwayThrowaway420:

Doesn't know how to steal a boat... yet magically has papers and all. Legitimacy denied.