[OPSEC/Computer] Buried my stash... ground is frozen. Fail.

It seemed like a good idea at the time. I was cleaning house and I put some MDXX in a jar (a decent amount) with some silica gel and lots of wrapping. Now the spot where I buried it is covered in snow... completely undisturbed, fresh snow inches of it... no footprints. No yellow snow, no animla tracks... and the ground is frozen. I feel kind of dumb now. I have no idea how to go about melting through what is basically permafrost covered in inches of winter wonderland to get to my stash.

FUCK! FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK!


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[13 Points] None:

A pick axe and some luck.


[7 Points] __Grammar__Nazi__:

LoL I did that a couple years ago when it was 7 Degrees outside. Didn't get my stuff til it thawed. Boiling water didn't do shit.


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[4 Points] howtospeak:

Here in mexico we bury guns in big PVC pipes, try that next time, you can bury stuff vertically too for quick digout


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[5 Points] MUTILATORer:

I'm sorry OP, but that's pretty funny.


[4 Points] clairvoyance1:

Have you tried making a sacrifice to the snow god? A small african american or latino child should suffice


[4 Points] None:

Dig it up but remember high visabilty jacket and clipboard haha


[3 Points] DevsiK:

one of those big ass torches for melting ice on your driveway. The ground should soften up then grab a shovel


[3 Points] DarkNetTarget:

I'd just wait it out man. I know it's frustrating but at least you know it's safe at least.


[3 Points] hdheuud:

A pick Axe and the blowtorch you dab with


[3 Points] Vendor_BBMC:

In the UK, we have these tubs of either rock salt or CaCl2 that we put on our drives to thaw ice. Salts generally raise the boiling point and lower the melting point of water.

Its the water in the soil which has made it hard by becoming frozen. I feel like I'm teaching you to suck eggs here, because we learn this kind of stuff in school. I assumed you would in the US, its a developed country with a free education system, but all I'm reading is "hit it with a rock".

Put some cooking salt in some hot water from the kettle, and pour it in a spiral circle centred on where your drugs are buried. Use a garden fork rather than a spade.

I really can't believe this is a serious question.You're just pretending toi be thick, right?

....you guys! I keep falling for it everytime! "Ooh! Look at me! The postman wants me to sign for a letter with drugs in it. What should I do?" etc

(mumbled) no good punk kids making fun out of me pretending to be halfwits....


[2 Points] AccountThrownAwayFar:

Just use a standard pick axe, can't fail, remember people used to hack out concrete streets with those. But try not to mess up your back.


[2 Points] Deafcunt:

Chainsaw that shit bro.


[2 Points] Vendor_BBMC:

In the UK, we have these tubs of either rock salt or CaCl2 that we put on our drives to thaw ice. Salts generally raise the boiling point and lower the melting point of water.

Its the water in the soil which has made it hard by becoming frozen. I feel like I'm teaching you to suck eggs here, because we learn this kind of stuff in school. I assumed you would in the US, its a developed country with a free education system, but all I'm reading is "hit it with a rock".

Put some cooking salt in some hot water from the kettle, and pour it in a spiral circle centred on where your drugs are buried. Use a garden fork rather than a spade.

I really can't believe this is a serious question.You're just pretending toi be thick, right?

....you guys! I keep falling for it everytime! "Ooh! Look at me! The postman wants me to sign for a letter with drugs in it. What should I do?" etc

(mumbled) no good punk kids making fun out of me pretending to be halfwits....


[2 Points] DnmAvenger:

You gotta post this to /r/TIFU


[1 Points] None:

Pour the kind of salt that prevents snow and ice build up, then heat up the surface and then dig. Bingo. Had to do it yesterday to bury a cat that I found on my road.


[1 Points] FriendlyDrugAddict:

I'm assuming you know how to burn your house down and move to brazil? If so we can use step one in this process, simply move your house ontop of the spot, and burn down.


[1 Points] drpnit:

BONFIRE!!!


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[1 Points] CheshireMeow:

Use hot water to melt the snow and icy ground :)