Shipping Drugs Through Amazon.com

******Edit: Before yall come with those arrogant "this is so stupid and will never work" pessimistic comments. I'm aware. It's just *imagine a world where it COULD work.

I had this sort of wild idea. It has holes in it and I don't ever plan to do it but I felt like it would be a fun topic.

As you know, or if not, Amazon has a FBA feature that let's you ship things through them. Say for example you sell books, you package them how you want and send them in bulk to or state's Amazon warehouse. They then ship the orders out for you (put it in those "amazon.com" boxes) and you don't even handle them. Nor do you pay for shipping, though there are fba warehouse holding fees. Where it gets remotely related to the darknet drug trade is where they give you the option to sell through your own website. People buy from you on say "www.hellyeahbitchbooks.com" and when they put all their info in on your site amazon handles the shipping.

I thought about this. What if someone created a website where they "sell little lotions and soaps" and use amazon as their shipping middle man. They also sell heroin on Evolution and Cloud9. For everytime they get an order on the markets (using pgp and everything is just like usual) Instead of packaging and shipping the orders themselves they just put in a fake order on their little cosmetic site. Amazon ships it out. Vendor didn't have to pay much for shipping. Amazon packages don't get searched (most importantly sniffed by dogs) at all and they get shipped a hell of a lot quicker and are never lost. There is also a tracking option, free to the seller.

Meanwhile back at the wearhouse, here's what the package looks like: A gram of heroin in a little drug zip-lock > mmb x3 > vacuum sealed > Plastic wrap x2 > Mylar > in the small bottle of lotion (you can just use yogurt or something) > bottle is not see through, it's black with a fake label about the product > the bottle is vacuum sealed > it's in Mylar > then a plastic bag that looks like any ordinary product (easy breezy beautiful coverboy) with a stock photo of a pretty guy. Ingredients, blah blah blah.

How would you get amazon to ship the different amounts? Like 1g, 8balls and .5gs?

The vendor could have a different product represent the different amounts of heroin he wants to ship. So the blue package that is "foot soap" could mean an 8ball, so in his website he puts in an order for the foot soap. The person gets their order. Same goes for all the other gram options.

I then thought about amazon prime. That's their free 2 day shipping as long as you have a $80\yr subscription. I thought if the person who is using amazon as a shipping middle man used an account with amazon prime to issue all their orders they could give their real customers back on evolution free 2 day shipping. I'd be beautiful....... but then I realized Amazon isn't gonna go for that. Realizing all your shit is all being bought by one account =\

I know theres hella holes in this, and SUPER dangerous. Like I said this is just for discussion. Unless you have a full on fake identity you won't be able to even deal with a big company like Amazon anonymously.

If your fake product costs twice as much as your real drug ($200 for the lotion but $100 for the heroin) that's laundered $$$ and on top of that everyone would love you because there is NOTHING suspect about getting hella shit from amazon, and they'd get it quick.

But minus all the holes wouldn't it be cool using amazon as a way to push ounces of drugs all over America costing only a few thou a month?

But also think about what would happen if you got caught, Drug trafficking.... through Amazon. You'd be all aver the news, there'd be memes n shit about you. Amazon Escobar would be your name in prison. You'd probably get sued by Amazon... 😂


Comments


[7 Points] DudeGuy123_Panacea:

The main problem with this is that if it gets caught, everyone that bought is fucked


[2 Points] ballsaks:

This is such a fucking stupid idea and if you can't grasp why then try it out and you soon will.


[2 Points] None:

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[1 Points] VendMolly:

Would be smarter to just get amazon packaging supplies. Not a good idea


[1 Points] guy0ndaCorna:

Bitcoin is there for a reason , clearnet is for paypal. Don't do this bud


[1 Points] hdheuud:

I thought about this once. once . then I realized all the holes in it


[-1 Points] cannabisity:

don't start vending anytime soon