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Light slowly dims into a house revealing, a short transgender lesbian Celibate non-gender binary aryan, man faggot" looking out the window in his ballerina dress.

He's getting ready for the last Stand

You see a short transgender lesbian Celibate non-gender binary aryan, man faggot is in too deep he carefully pondered how the situation will play out

He mutters

"Those faggot LE They will come and get me, one day I know they will bust up in my house, alphabay has gone down, and I moved to hansa and it went down Coincidence? No, I knew they were on to me after I made that big order"

He slowly paces around

"Is it my opsec?"

He looks left at his opsec

A windows xp 2000 with a internet explorer that he uses to browse DNM on a onion.cab platform.

"No it can't be"

He mutters shaking his head

"My opsec is more fire than NWCS's bud it can't be my opsec"

He walks across the room

You can hear the movement of the Singaporian refugee child strippers he had bought off his Conservative neighbor Billy joe rustling in his torture chamber. Earlier that month neighbor Billy joe feared the children were Muslim terrorists and put them up for auction.

He walks up to his table and leans on it

"Maybe Belize....... I mean......ah fuck! I know they are on to me all investigation agency on earth are probably on my case now"

He cries

He carefully patted his pet hermit crab Pablo and looks it in the eyes, as if searching for an answer.

Pablo stares back at him like a faggot

"You're in too deep, you have to get ready as much as you can"

He mutters to himself. Just as he says that his watch's alarm goes off

"I guess it's time for practice"

He stand up lifts his ballerina skirt with his hands to reveal a dildo up his ass He then squats down and starts to leap frogging "If (leap frogs) .....I'm (leap frogs) .....going (leap frogs)......to (leap frogs) ......jail (leap frogs).......might (leap frogs)...... as (leap frogs) .......well (leap frogs) .........show (leap frogs) ......... up (leap frogs)......... thick (leap frogs) as (leap frogs)........Fuck

He gets up and mutters " no homo though"

He looks and stare at the big order that has set this fore coming darkness upon his lair, behold what he stares at a big giant bag of

1 gram of regular grade weed sample that came with free shipping that he paid 10 bucks for

He sighs and exits


I know you guys missed me Sorry for going mia lol This was just a Off the head freestyle shit post And I appreciate all the inbox requesting for shitpost I'm back!!!!!


Comments


[53 Points] DrunkenThR0w4way:

He carefully patted his pet hermit crab Pablo and looks it in the eyes, as if searching for an answer. Pablo stares back at him like a faggot

Bravo Bravo!!! I lol'd


[15 Points] hokagethesenuts:

Lmaoooo how the fuck do you even make these posts I'm dead


[11 Points] TheLastCig:

Sometimes I like to think there's a fourth eye, and I just haven't gotten there yet.. then I read posts like this and I wonder what dimension I must visit first. shivers


[11 Points] Dr_Bj_HardDick:

Hahahhaha He's back boys


[6 Points] FuzzerPupper:

Don't we all have a fetish for "short transgender lesbian Celibate non-gender binary aryan man faggots" I know I do.


[5 Points] Throwoff666:

Not really a shit post just a realistic description of a normal evening for a typical dnm user


[5 Points] throwathrowanz:

This is the best shit post I've ever seen, Kek'd hard


[3 Points] None:

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[3 Points] None:

this is gold


[3 Points] C_Lana_Zepamo:

nigga didn't even bother to use google incognitus. /shm


[3 Points] C_Lana_Zepamo:

Thank god there was a no homo in there, otherwise he ghey.


[2 Points] TonyPitsacotta:

Love your username lol


[2 Points] FuckTheM0dz:

It's all so true. Stranger than fiction.


[2 Points] Gimmethatcandy:

Every time I see a new post from him I think "okay, this is going to be awesome, but you're not getting me to laugh this time dude..." I almost made it, but then the leap frogs. DAMN you dude, I love it. LOL please write a book someday, or maintain a personal blog if you don't already. Good day sir.


[1 Points] 710isthenew420:

Someone give this man gold!


[1 Points] marine_corpse:

Try learning grammar, retard.


[0 Points] sushilantern:

this sucks


[-4 Points] JesusHatesFagssss:

Sooooo much text.

No thanks