Sobering Up Sunday!

Now that you're sobering up from your DNM-fueled weekend, come tell us about your hijinks! A mod will give their favorite story each week a month of Reddit gold and a little something else which is a surprise! Winners may not disclose the surprise or they'll have it taken back. Curious what it is? You'll have to win to find out.


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[10 Points] budsmokersonly710:

buddy of mine works security at one of the nicer hotels in the downtown area where I live and on weekends usually comes across various NBA/NFL/MLB players and has gotten to know a couple of them (no names or teams or cities will be used, but I will say that most of these guys are rookies and aren't guys you'd see on ESPN, but sometimes they are ;)

on weekends, these guys will sometimes rent out this "event spot" in between some bars downtown and it runs from 2am-10am and my dude works the door charging $20 a head for various strippers and drug dealers to get in

tonight at about midnight he texted me saying "this (NFL teams name) guy needs some weed, can you drop it off here in a bit?"

asked him how much he needed and made the short trip to the after hours spot. when I got to the door my friend saw me and let me in and led me to the dude who needed the weed. I had it in a tightvac container because it was some LOUD and he smelled it and nodded in approval. jokingly, I told him to not blame me if he failed any piss tests lol - I am not a fan of the local NFL team here myself, but it was still a cool experience. he actually told me that NFL players are given 4-5 weeks notice of any drug tests and he said anyone who fails with that much notice is stupid. I agreed

I had never been to any kind of event like this before lol, the bartenders were strippers, most of them totally naked. people were doing coke in the open, smoking weed and walking around with entire bottles of liquor. absolutely zero LE in sight and the "security" was only concerned with keeping un-invited people out and to make sure the dudes spending the $$ had the drugs they needed

I knew nobody there so I dropped the bag, had a beer and went home, but I can cross off serving an NFL player off my bucket list :)

goodnight reddit


[8 Points] None:

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[3 Points] getfits:

Had my first MDMA roll in 10+ years and only done it once before. My wife always wanted to try it so I looked around on Dream and found a vendor that seemed good and shipped express. Ended up going with Magicmanag. (Mini vendor review:He communicated like crazy, shipped very fast, would recommend)

Didn't have stuff for dosing powder or testing so placed a couple orders for a mg scale and marquis kit.

Did marquis test and instant to black with no slow purple transition and bubbled a good bit so seemed legit. Safe enough for me and the wife anyways.

Mixed 130mg for me and 100mg for her in a shot glass of coke and downed it. Ew! Some more coke to wash it down.

We ate about an hour before so it took a bit longer than I thought to hit, but slowly started coming to the peak. Everything felt so amazing and beautiful. Super chill and no speedy feelings at all. Some eyerolling and clenching but that's it.

She hit her peak and got a bit nervous, almost too high but that only lasted a couple minutes.

Then we wrapped up in blankets (we were nude) and went outside. I live on a large private acreage/farm so no chance of interruptions. Just walked around in the fields, talking, connecting, kissing occasionally but really just feeling and being together. We stopped in for a 40mg redose to prolong things a bit and went back out in the fields. Lay out our blankets and looked at the stars and just were close.

Eventually we could feel the high start to drop a bit. We went inside and had a shower. We had some amazing sex. I touched her a bit and she was surprised as hell when the came almost immediately. This def usually doesn't happen. Before it was over she said she came at least 8-10 times, or maybe the whole experience was one long orgasm she said it was hard to tell. Took me longer than usual but was able to finish also (I took 20mg cialis the day before rolling so I could get it up).

Then we dried eachother off which felt nice and just chilled on the couch until we were mostly down. Felt a bit sad mostly just because we wanted to continue but I heard that 2nd redose usually not worth it. We just rode it down and talked.

When mostly down we popped a xanax to sleep and went to bed and feel asleep spooning.

Not much for hijinks but overall a fantastic night with the wife and really felt it helped bring us closer, even typing this the next day.

Today I feel great. Little tired but nothing like a night of drinking etc.


[2 Points] doublecupjones:

Literally just jerked off to zack and miri make a porno. Seriously thats how my saturday ended(i know its 550 am sunday morning but havent been to bed). Night.


[2 Points] RIP_Meth_9000:

Meth.....Need I say more.....Bahahahahaha!!!!!


[1 Points] OpiGod777:

had a couple drinks, seen a couple things.

three good mean are dead.


[1 Points] None:

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[1 Points] None:

Well...my DOC didn't come from DNMs...so this might not count. But after a good long weekend with about 5.5mg of DOC, catching, hatching and evolving pokemon...about 2 12 packs later, maybe more...I forget how many shots of Jameson I had on Monday, I've been drunk/drinking for about a month now...yup, I'm fucking tired. Thank goodness for valium and a bed.

Laying on the beach watching the night sky whirl and twirl...letting the moon's light engulf me in her beauty...yea, it was worth it ;} Did I quit my job? Oh yea, that's right...I got physically threatened at work and I'm the one that doesn't get to come back to work after walking out. Everything happens for a reason I guess.


[1 Points] SmokesMadQuantity:

fuck sobering up!!!!!


[1 Points] Theeconomist1:

Looks like I'll be rationing with only 60mg of Norco daily for the next couple of days :( Enough to stave off withdrawals somewhat but definitely not fun.


[-2 Points] None:

Well I did 2 hits of acid, had 2 blunts during the peak and 5 cans of Carling. Let's just say my dad found me sitting in the middle of the road at 7:30 in the morning on his way to work. ( I took the acid at 7pm the last day)

I'm still abit dazed but man it was a good trip