Sobering Up Sunday!

Now that you're sobering up from your DNM-fueled weekend, come tell us about your hijinks! A mod will give their favorite story each week a month of Reddit gold and a little something else which is a surprise! Winners may not disclose the surprise or they'll have it taken back. Curious what it is? You'll have to win to find out.


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[5 Points] ItsFuckingEezus:

Saw a guy fuck a pile of gravel....a pile of goddamn gravel.

Was at the first festival of the season, and everyone was getting especially schwilly. Gravel fucker decides his drug of choice is going to be PCP (supposedly. I found this out later). I play my set and notice this dude acting weird and has been slowly losing his clothes for some reason.

Anyway I figure dude is rolling balls since it's an EDM / Hippie festival. Go to the smoking area which is basically a mud pit with 3 or 4 huge, like 8 feet tall, banks of gravel. Gravel fucker nonchalantly walks up, removes his underwear, digs out a small hole, and proceeds to have his way with a one of those banks of gravel. I finished my cigarette and left, so that was a good five minutes of rock sex. I don't know how long he kept at it.

TL;DR Dude fucked a pile of gravel.

Edit: for spellingz


[2 Points] C66HH12OO6:

Took 1.4mg DOB Friday at 9pm EST. Didn't sleep until this morning at 4am. Smoked 3 grams of weed and kief, and dabbed .5g of wax over the entire trip. Trip lasted 31 hours, was awake for 41 hours. Weed has amazing synergy with DOB. Watched my friend shape shift into 100 different people for 10 minutes at one point. It really brings out the visuals. At T+28 I dabbed around .35g of wax and experienced OEV of geometry. Next weekend is 25C-NBOMe time.