Sobering Up Sunday!

Now that you're sobering up from your DNM-fueled weekend, come tell us about your hijinks! A mod will give their favorite story each week a month of Reddit gold and a little something else which is a surprise! Winners may not disclose the surprise or they'll have it taken back. Curious what it is? You'll have to win to find out.


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[23 Points] PM_ME_UR_SKETCH:

So yesterday was interesting. After getting my sheet of WoW 105ug tabs tabs from GG I decided to go use the beautiful weather and drop a few. So I meet up with my 2 friends. Let's call them Ben and Jerry. So Ben and I decide to drop 5 while Jerry only goes with 2.

So after the usual comeup period I realize something. "Fuck man. This shit is way more potent than the last tabs we had." Ben agrees watching my face morph into what he describet as an "Atztec Dwarf", while I watch the water in front of me change colors. From time to time I'd throw a stone into the lake but even that was already getting quite hard.

So after realizing we might have to go with a bit less next time we make the next completly smart and logical decision. Let's fucking go away from this nice ass spot in nature to go buy 3 watermelons in a busy ass Mall.

"Why not?" we think, comnpletly ignoring the fact that it was a retarded idea. Walking was quite hard, mostly because it was hard to tell were gravity was coming from since the path we were following was basicly warping up and down, but we were driven by what we were now calling "the calling of the 3 watermelons of justice."

About 20 minutes later we arrive. And what do we see? People. Fuck. What now?

"No problem PM_ME_UR_SKETCH" Jerry said. "I only took two!" What Jerry didn't realize was that he was way too wasted anyways be it 2 tabs or 200.

But ash they say all the time: "The watermelons are calling."

Ben and I wish him good luck as we search out a quite place in the parking lot and Jerry went in. We were scared shitless. What if Jerry had never seen a Watermelon? What if he had no money? Would he get shot by police for Watermelon-shoplifting?

As we wait in total agony we completely loose all concept of time, but as if god had answered our Prayers Jerry exits the store with 3 bags with a round heavy object inside.

"You guys got money?" He asks. "We already gave you money" I answer a bit confused. "But I still need to pay tho." He Answeres.

"Wait, but you already have the melons?". Jerry stops and looks me into my big ass eyes and says in total disbelive: "Wait did I just steal these Watermelons?" He checks his pockets and behold, the money is still there.

We burst out loughting. Jerry had just walked into a mall on acid and somehow managed to steal 3 big ass Watermelons without anyone noticing.

So we walk back to the Lake, enter the safe space again and we start eating our tasty ass melons. Suddenly I look Jerry into his eyes and ask: "Were is Ben at?" "I don't know man. I can't remember." He says. I check my Phone and call him up. "Yea who's that?" A distressed voice answeres. "Ben were the fuck are you?" I scream into the phone. "On the fucking island were else?" He answeres sounding a bit confused.

We look across the water and see it. Ben had jumped onto one of the small Boats and rowed to this tiny ass 4x4 meter island in the middle of the Lake completely forgetting that we were with him.

We shout across the lake: "Come the fuck back dude" And what does he do? Fucking jumps into the lake and swims over.

As soon as he reached our side of the Lake he stands up and just let's out a loud scream. Two words: "WATERMELON MOTHERFUCKER"


[3 Points] None:

Managed to get 8 hours sleep both nights, shit felt good...was at peace the whole time and had vivid dreamlike visions where I was trying to run away from a female while yelling at her "how does my dick taste".


[2 Points] RIP_Meth_9000:

This deserves a big ole TRIPLE Bahahahahahahahaaa!!!! Someone give this man some fucking Reddit Gold....This is an instant classic!!!!

Never morphed into a "Atztec Dwarf".....But once I walked into a Wal-Mart without any money & loaded up a freaking cart with Prestone antifreeze, pushed it up to the checkout, the cashier did her thing & then does this, she asked for the $$$$!!!! Its at that very moment I realize I was in a really big wtf moment!!!! I walked my ass out of the store as fast as I could!!!! Talk about being over Spunlicious.....I was that damn night!!!!


[2 Points] None:

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[2 Points] puffmommymax:

So it wasn't this weekend, bbuuutt it was a fantastic trip so I'm gonna share (: my husband and I decided to take it that morning so we prepared by buying a huge pack of glow sticks and a laser pointer. We took 1 1/2 a piece and anticipated the come up to take around an hour, but no. It took maybe 30 and I was ready to leave the house to walk to our local park because all I could think about was watching the sunset and swinging. Needless to say that was pretty A1. But being around memorial day there were alot of people so we walked back home. We layed in our bed for like 3 hours jamming to the best acid playlist while playing with glowsticks in the dark. Towards the come down I wanted some weed which after about an hour of waiting for it, it took me another hour to smoke it. After coming inside to chill my husband and I had philosophical coversations as we literally watched ourselves suck back into existence feeling refreshed as I came back too. Best trip so far I would say.


[1 Points] fuckmeright12:

I just have a question and didnt want to make a post about it and didnt see a questions thread. Ill delete if this pisses ppl off and make a post. I had an issue with coincloud not letting me withdraw then the owner responded and said he would look into it, and i checked this morning and the coins were sent to the address i was trying to send it to before. The only problem is now they are not confirming even after 5 or 6 hours. Is the blockchain just slow right now or is something slowing down the transaction because of issues with coincloud?


[1 Points] Lat3ris:

On Wednesday, 5/31, I proceeded to take a 100ug pelican tab at 8pm...I said to myself, shit I have free time, might as well trip FOR REAL! So, i proceed to eat 2 stormtroopers tabs @ approximately 9 p.m.

Around 10 p.m. , I was coming up HARD (but slow...until the 2 other tabs kicked in), and I tripped absolute balls going well into 8 a.m. Tripped ballz! (Was unable to sleep until 10 p.m. thursday) damn that was some potent cid!

The following Friday, 2 nights ago, I ate 150 mg of GG molly (I weigh 300 lbs) at 5 p.m. , and redosed at 6:50 with ~90mg. I rolled, but I felt it lacked the "magic", and that was obviously due to frying my serotonin receptors from the 12+hour LSD voyage. Oh well, live and learn I guess!?!?