I was thinking we could maybe update AutoMod's bank of quips? What was once a bit of snappy repartee is now well worn. Maybe we cut out some of the old, keep the gems and add some new stuff... or maybe we throw it all away and start anew? George Carlin would work out a new routine from scratch every year. I don't know exactly how it would be done and I am not saying what worked for Carlin will work for us but I think we could do a little better than what we have now.
People could just submit their stuff, and we'd let the upvotes speak for themselves or at least guide the process. Not sure how AutoMod works, but I think a submission would need to consist of a trigger word or phrase ("I FE'd") and AutoMod's response (The escrow and dispute systems should be used properly for 99% of all DNM transactions. Don't finalize until you're happy with what you've already received.) My example is pretty lame and definitely not funny but, ignoring content quality for a second, I think that is all it takes, right? Please correct me if I mistaken.
The mood got a little darker recently, and tempers flared at times, so.. and this is going to sound pretty gay.. I thought this might be something on the lighter and hopefully funny side of things. I don't know though, it might be a stupid idea.
Thoughts?
When someone posts a review and it contains something like "haven't tried it yet", "will take it (later|tomorrow|on \w*day)", or anything else that implies they haven't tested it yet.
AM should say "Boof now, or forever hold your peace."