So, who the FUCK else must stay in on this oh-so opportunistic night?

I have multiple assignments due Monday along with online shit due in... well... today is technically Sunday, so due today!

These assignments are long as God's balls. That is, if one assumes that "our holy creator's" sack is ungodly large and long, ironically. Pun intended, I guess? Or maybe it's just irony.

Get it -- God, ungodly. Alright, go fuck yourself.

Modafinil and Energy Drink binge. Lol...

Happy Halloween!

EDIT:

Can you believe this idiocy??

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=doodie

"1.(n.)an unpleasant word that usually small children use to describe how they don't like someone; just plain creepy when a parent says it. "

C'mon, man! I thought we were all in agreament that doodie meant poop...Strictly poop! Nothing more, nothing less! FUCK!


Comments


[2 Points] sillysally11:

I'm in, but just because I'm a lame ass. Lots of parties I could go to, but I don't drink or smoke weed anymore, no heroin to accompany me, so I didn't bother. I can't stand being around drunk ppl if I'm not drunk.


[2 Points] tryptdn:

I had to work. But now I'm hooking up a coworker with something so the night ended up being DNM-related anyway.


[2 Points] Throughawayup:

I wanted to stay in but my dumbass friends wanted me to go to a shitty party with them. After we realized it was shitty we just came back to my place anyway where my exgirlfriend and her new guy friend were invited as well somehow and I just wanted to kill myself. It was a shit Halloween.


[1 Points] None:

made a delicious pizza almost from scratch (bought the dough). well I guess I bought the cheese, sauce, and toppings too. though I prepared the toppings and assembled the pizza myself. maybe that doesnt count as scratch. I dont know. made a pizza.

sitting here smoking some crank. got a bunch of dank weed earlier today too, blunt rolled. friend told me she might have some people over tonight and that shed text me, but if not she'll come over here instead. kinda hoping for the latter, but content with either. gonna get laid either way. probably gonna watch porn and jerk off in the meantime, cause meth. shower after awhile, cant have my dick tasting like Aveeno.


[1 Points] OleDurtyBastid:

I went to a party but I had to drive home so I couldn't drink or do any other drugs that I would have liked. I'm not much of a party person in the first place so it got boring pretty quick. I would have much preferred a chill night in with some shrooms and weed and scary movies and my cat.


[1 Points] mjvej4f:

I was having seizures today. I had a plan to go with friends, and it started with convulsions when I walked, then went to full on grand mal seizures. For sure thought it was the end.

Worst halloween ever. :)


[0 Points] SecondChanceUsername:

Sounds like you're a full time college student, and that would lead me to guess you live on or near campus...jjust curious if modafinil is actually popular amongst your peers. Or is it just you who binges on it?

And if it makes you feel any better I'm staying in now too. I was running around all night ealier but plans changed then got canceled so now I'm on reddit with my real friends :)