Moronic Monday - it's your weekly stupid questions thread!

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Comments


[7 Points] HappySodomy:

So is a tab of LSD the picture or one of the squares? Did I just take 800ug? ;)


[5 Points] ConfidentButWrong:

Apart from Reddit, what other good sources of DNM news is there?


[3 Points] LoesoeSkyDiamond:

I have not been following all the dnm news lately, is it still safe to just use the latest version of tor and order? Or have things changed and should I take more precautions? Please tell me what to do if needed


[2 Points] NeedWife:

Need wife. Big boobs and ass. Will pay 1BTC for wife and shipping. Which vendor?


[2 Points] reubadoob:

Market admins,


[2 Points] DaMenehune:

I read somewhere, forgot exactly, that certain concentrates, shatter, wax etc do not have a detectable odor. Maybe the THC in coconut oil I have seen. Meaning they could pass a drug dog. I have no idea if this is true, not being familiar with the process.


[2 Points] None:

what email service do you guys use for your clearnet stuff like buying btc etc?


[1 Points] None:

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[1 Points] layloww:

How do you know your weed is good? I recently ordered some "top shelf" and apart from the fact that it smelled like dry grass, it looked very dry as well. Is this how they cure it? Or is it just dry?


[1 Points] altoids4205:

is it easy to update tails when v1.5.1 comes out? I see on the tails webpage all you have to is run a code (sorry for my lack of knowledge) from tails installer and it will update...do I need to worry about my persistence? 1.5.1 is still being tested, i think so, the 100% update isnt out yet....was just curious


[1 Points] verticalflight98:

anyone know of vendors that have good deals/specials in cannabis or edibles? I like the thought of a mid-week special. The only one ik of is rosesgarden.


[1 Points] ChingyLFC05:

Any good dmt vendors that ship to canada from canada or US ? I can't access agora cause their registration is closed


[1 Points] yea_tht_dnt_go_there:

I have tor, I just need the onion url for agora. Where can I find that?


[1 Points] None:

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[1 Points] sgtanalmaster69:

i am new to darknet markets but not new to purchasing things of these nature online. I bought several fake ids through the subreddit /r/fakeid which turned out great. the only thing about that was that the circle accounts that i used to send the BTC all got suspended and I used my real name and info. For future reference, should i tumble and set up accounts with fake names or how does this work?


[1 Points] altoids4205:

just got some edibles, lollipop, caramel suckers, and some hash jolly ranchers...the hash ranchers are straight up melted and is one big glob....should i put them in the freezer or fridge? what about the lolli and suckers? sorta long time smoker, first time edible ive ever had...thanks!!


[1 Points] HyperSpaceTraveller:

Has anyone had any problems ordering mushrooms? I found a vendor on Abraxxas, an Ounce for 125 and I'm thinking about getting a QP.


[1 Points] slimjim321:

The 4-substituted tryptamines are illegal here in the UK. Does that mean that getting them from an RC source is a complete no-go, or is there some workaround I dont know about?

I've tried DNM but haven't found any 4-HO-MET :(

Thanks


[1 Points] TheDurantula18:

Quick question, I see Psystorm;s K, and it gives a bunch of instructions on how to take it. Can you not just crush up the crystals and snor thrm? or do you HAVE to do the washes?

Thanks, TD


[1 Points] Atamis:

I'm not into most of what the web offers but I heard there were black market arms shops on there. Curious if any of you can see what they offer.


[1 Points] SICK_AS_FUCKKK:

How safe is it to discuss general dnm stuff on reddit? Should I use tor?


[1 Points] SICK_AS_FUCKKK:

How safe is ordering a half oz of flower domestic in the USA? Is it substantially more risky than buying shatter? Have vendors really got their stealth down perfect?


[0 Points] None:

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[-11 Points] therealjohnmadden3:

Looking for a good scam.

What's a good DNM scam I can run? I want to steal as much as possible without selling any drugs.

Help me steal from people!!