Moronic Monday - your weekly stupid questions thread!

Hey /r/DarkNetMarkets, it is time for Moronic Monday!

Post your questions here - stupid or otherwise - to get an answer. Anyone can post a question and the community as a whole is invited and encouraged to provide an answer. Many questions get submitted late each week that don't get a lot of action, so if your question didn't get answered before, feel free to post it again.

If you are a noob, check out our comprehensive FAQ; it is essentially a guide for buying from a DarkNet Market. You may also find it helpful to take a look at our informative community posts, which are full of valuable information and tips.

We do ask that you refrain from abusing noobs in this thread. Remember that everyone had to start somewhere.

Also, please refrain from asking sourcing questions or vendor recommendations in this thread. Those posts will be removed.

P.S. Check out /r/DarkNetMarketsNoobs, where it is Moronic Monday everyday!


Comments


[5 Points] RIP_Meth_9000:

Why does Monday fall between Sunday & Tuesday.....Maybe its wants to be between Thursday & Friday!!!!!!!!!!


[4 Points] downinthednm:

Are the Paypal accounts on DNM's real? The ones where you trade in BTC for the paypal address.


[3 Points] Molly-Cyrus:

Why does Moronic Monday come after Sober Up Sunday? Shouldn't we be thinking a bit more clearly after our pause in consumption or are we just that dumbfounded from the week before?


[3 Points] None:

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[3 Points] distortedisolation:

Hey,i've never bought anything from the darknet,but im considering it a LOT(i just want to buy drugs)but i'm from south america,any of you are from around here and have done this?what are the chances of it getting confiscated/me getting in jail?im really lost ,i've read a lot but i dont know if the same rules in the US apply here :(


[2 Points] AkabaMami:

My gf wants to try anal. Should I agree?


[2 Points] None:

Not really moronic, but I dont want to visit another sub to talk about drugs... whats everyone experience with 2C-B and 2C-I? I have a line on some 10mg 2C-I/E presses for dirt cheap and was thinking about picking them up. For me, its about 1/2 the price of the 2C-B presses I just picked up out of NL.

I was thinking of offering them as like a MDMA booster to my clients or something. Anyone have any experience taking a combination of the drugs? I did on Wednesday and loved it.


[1 Points] dnetjoeblow:

Has anyone else been charged by Alphabay for shipping on each item if you buy multiple quantities of an item? I purchased 3 of one item, and after reviewing the transaction it is clear that I was charged shipping for each of the items although they should just be shipped as one. Is this normal on Alphabay?

*edit: to clarify, I selected quantity 3 of a single item and clicked buy now, was charged for shipping 3 times in that one purchase.


[1 Points] hl2oli:

So I'm pretty new to all this and bought from a vendor on silkroad 3. Will I ever get to see my LSD guys? (He marked it as shipped but that was in the middle of the night lmao) FeelsBadMan


[1 Points] melxer:

What market do you recommend for good quality LSD ?


[1 Points] LSXD:

Where do I find kacikz deal of 20g for 200? On alphabay its 270 for 20g