Tinfoil Hat Tuesday!

Bust out your tinfoil hats and let's gather together to post all of the crazy conspiracy theories and alarm ringing FUD that we possibly can!


Comments


[7 Points] ThrowAwayEatPuzzy:

The whole DMN reddit + markets are an elaborate scheme devised by law enforcement to trap me. They have sent me my smaller purchases to lead me to believe everything is real but in reality are waiting for me to make a big purchase in order to imprison me for life. LE is all the vendors on all markets + customers too so everything seems legit. They have an office in india where they pay several indian people to pretend to be all the people we see here on reddit and to write the reviews we see on markets to make it seem like a community.

Dont fall for the trap whoever is reading this. Be warned!


[6 Points] None:

The Fork Cartel has long been trying to force us to use dangerous forks when we eat watermelons.


[6 Points] octomarvel:

We're actually dolphins in the future running a human simulation program and alphabay is run by the Japanese.

dolphin noises

=)


[3 Points] MerlinNZ:

Language and culture is an alien luciferian virus of contridictions in a kaliedoscopic universe of chaos.


[2 Points] Chardlz:

Damn... since all the TGUK drama is kinda over and dealt with I don't even know what to talk about this week


[1 Points] paranoidandtense:

wars are going to happen more and more often as a form of population control.