So I'm sitting in an airport lounge, waiting on my plane to Uruguay, my house is a pile of ash. I was expecting 2 grams of OG kush from California. When I checked my PO box, instead of my package, I found a yellow card saying that the package was too large to fit in PO box, and I would have to pick it up at the desk during business hours. But I knew that every time I ordered something off Amazon that was too big to fit in my box, they put it in a parcel locker and put the key in my box. They were attempted a controlled delivery on me. So I did what you guy advised, I burned down my house and headed for South America. Except I just called my post office, to see why I got yellow carded. They said that all the parcel lockers were full, so I would have to pick it up at the desk. Do I have to sign for it? No, my wife can even pick it up if I want. (Probably should've warned her berfore I set the house on fire) Or if I couldn't make it in a couple days, he'd put it in a locker for me when one opened up. I burned my fucking house down, you assholes. Because too many people got packages on a Saturday. I wonder how much demand there is for Cell Phone Repair Technicians in Uruguay. Seriuously, you guys suck.
Don't worry dude, I'll take care if your wife. Have fun herding goats in south america.