I just picked up 2g of meth from my PO box. I was sitting in my car, setting up my bluetooth for my cell phone before pulling out when I got a loud knock on my window... Look over to see a police officer and 4 other cop cars parked behind me...
Roll down the window with a cautious and polite smile and asked him if everything was okay. It turns out I must have set off a silent alarm somehow and he was just making sure I wasn't a post office employee and let me on my way. My heart was about to explode...
And now I'm high as a kite!
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