Mailing Ross a letter laced with LSD?

Imagine using just a regular piece of paper and writing a letter in the form of a poem or something "Like Some Dream to taste the top, only the right way can expand your corners blah blah blah" and put some LSD drops on the top right corner, i think he would be able to figure that out.

Its moronic monday. Dont shit on me.


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[16 Points] earthmoonsun:

Prison sounds like the worst setting for LSD.


[5 Points] bigjesusthrowaway:

Many prisons photocopy mail rather than give the original to the prisoners because of ideas like that. I suspect Ross would be in a prison that does just that.


[3 Points] Devoid_:

He's in a federal prison. In federal prison they photocopy every letter and give him the photocopy and keep the original for evidence. Organizations like the Aryan brotherhood use codes in their letters to carry out gang activity so the government retains the original incase it's needed as evidence later on. If they didn't photocopy it then the inmate could destroy the letter leaving them with only a photocopy as evidence.

Your also not the first person to think of laying lsd on papper. They aren't even worried about lsd as much I've heard it's common for people to lay fentanyl on paper and distribute it


[2 Points] Stoned3y3Codon3:

Blacklight ?


[1 Points] drkpie:

There are stories of people in prison receiving letters that have been dosed lol.


[1 Points] jjcooli0h:

Imagine using just a regular piece of paper....

Don't mean to piss in your cereal or anything but the Bureau of Prisons are already way ahead of ya bud.

They're always looking out for that type thing. People get creative.

e.g. Suboxone dissolved in water and painted onto the pages of a children's colouring book with scribbles "To Daddy"1 etc.
 


1 The sender of these fucked up by signing it in blatantly non-childlike handwriting.


[-7 Points] Yourdadisdisappoint:

ross?