Where would you hide 100,000 Pills?

What are some of your clever ideas?


Comments


[26 Points] CrewCamel:

in ya bum


[7 Points] None:

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[6 Points] IEatAnyAss:

Taped to the inside of my cat litter box. Who will try to open that little flap and check for drugs?


[5 Points] None:

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[3 Points] Thisiscrazywejustmet:

Sellem


[3 Points] 1percentof1:

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[2 Points] drmania:

In different packages.


[2 Points] WhereIsMyLSD:

Taxidermy. Stuff vacuum sealed bags full of pills into a dead taxidermied animal


[1 Points] mindfulmu:

A big ass hunting cooler, buried and sealed in a giant ziploc container.


[1 Points] CurryThighs:

Up my butt


[1 Points] None:

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[1 Points] The__Joke:

Nice try DEA


[1 Points] None:

In a ceramic container with a bag of thermite on top and a lighter nearby. If cops come them light the thermite and the ceramic will contain the blaze


[1 Points] PerpetualPlusFour:

I wouldn't. That's a stupid amount of product to have in pill form, I can't imagine any scenario where I would want to be holding onto that. If I were moving anywhere close to that volume of any sort of pressed pill, I'd want to get the product in pure form and press my own as needed. Or just sell it in pure form - clearly I would be selling to other resellers at that volume anyway, someone much lower down the food chain can make the call whether to sell it to customers as powder, pressed pills, gelcaps, etc.

But if I had to... Bundles of 10 pills each, up the asses of 10,000 drug mules. Obviously.


[1 Points] LNBRSC3:

under my bed


[1 Points] jdael:

ok, here's what you do:

empty the pills so you get powder.

place powder in small vac sealed pouches.

now you must get a weave and sew the little powder pockets to your hair.

relatively fast, attractive and you can munch on the goods any time you feel like it.

report back if this works!


[1 Points] JunglistJunkie:

In a deep hole buried in a local wood's

If they are going out quick then stashed in Speaker/Safe at traphouse until that bitch come's

Keeping them in a Pinata would be pretty funny


[0 Points] Aluxh:

Down my gullet.


[0 Points] LNBRSC3:

open a large bag of dry dog food, empty dog food, put in pills and reseal the bag with and impulse sealer or something


[-1 Points] joeay:

idk but you could sell a few to me

(in b4 pms)


[-1 Points] None:

Nice try Officer!!!


[-1 Points] LNBRSC3:

put them in a MBB and stick them in the upper tank of a toilet


[-3 Points] None:

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