Bought some coca, wanting to take it on a plane

So I recently bought a gram of yay from good ol' AB, and was wondering if I could take half of it on a plane. This is what I was thinking: Get a pack of ciggs, roll out the tobacco from one of them and fill it with the half G, then use the tobacco to stuff the end of it so it looks untouched. Throw the pack into the carry-on xray belt...profit.

Domestic, in-state flight.

What ya'll think?


Comments


[7 Points] senor710:

hey, for U.S bound flight's and US domestic since the body scanners I got scared carrying shit, SO... I mix it with nasal saline, spray kind just pump your brains out! I even sprayed just after crossing TSA while putting back my shoe's

Usually I bought the smaller more discreet and pocket friendly, pour like 2 grams on it, so if your thinking of it, throw away the most part and mix it well! be sure its only saline because you don't want it to be mixed with more stuff.


[3 Points] None:

Just boof it


[3 Points] None:

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[3 Points] trynakick:

Time for my story again....

I once went through TSA with full gear, half a gram of dope and a few grams of pot. They were in the same bag as a larger-than-three-ounces shampoo bottle.

TSA agent opened up the bag, looked around, looked at me, and said; "no weapons, no bombs, enjoy your flight".

Tl;dr no one cares about your half gram of coke. Put it in your fucking pocket.


[3 Points] _Lief__:

Christ not worth it mate for a half G.

However, I would suggest wrapping it in cellophane, then wrapping it in a condom and sticking it up your vagina - this has always worked like a charm for, erm, friends. You take it out when the plane takes off and pop it back in before you land. Put loads of tampax in your hand luggage so they think you're on the rag and swiftly wave you through in case you bleed on them or act irrationally like screaming and accusing them of not doing the dishes before bursting into tears and so forth.

Nobody wants to search a potentially blood clot strewn vaj.

Put a copy of Eat, Pray Love in there and they're sure to think you're unstable emotionally.

It's not an ideal situation flying and going through security with drugs on you so my main advice is don't.

If you're not a lady human then you can stick it up your bum and pop some gay sex things in your hand luggage - butt plugs and lube. They won't want to be touching that stuff so will wave you through. You have to be super casual and when you're walking through almost be in a trance, look at the airport signs and not AT the customs officials and do not act shifty or they will pull you over for a search quick style. Also don't look "foreign" or "like a hippy" customs officials are racist as fuck and very narrow minded.

Another good tip is to wear glasses even if they're not prescription. True fact: People subconsciously think glasses wearers are nerds and therefore law abiding.


[1 Points] dilirio25:

is doing a half gram of blow at your destination worth the risk??

fuck me, as soon as i walked in the airport with an illegal substance id be spotted... knees week palms sweaty


[1 Points] robynbanxx:

I've done this plenty with tabs but not powder. I'd flatten it as much as possible and if you have an android stuff it behind your battery. Always worked for me.

But also unless you get stripped you could tape it to your cock or better leave it in your pocket or sock. Never thorough searches really unless it's random


[1 Points] Just4theDrama:

Make a "ball" like they do selling on the street. Wrapp it several times in foil, a half g is so small you can just keep it in mouth and even talk without people getting suspicious.


[1 Points] Crack_Rocks69:

Just put it in your carry on with your hygienics. It'll all show up as orange on the xray which is organic matter. Also if by any chance there's dogs, they are only trained to sniff for weapons.