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Vendor Name/Marketplace: |
Canada - Alphabay |
Product/s reviewed: |
MDMA, MDA, Mushrooms, LSD |
International?: |
(list countries) Canada:domestic |
Vendor requires FE?: |
yes |
Price before shipping: |
|
Incentives for Review?: |
no |
Shipping cost : |
$45 |
Customer Service: | pick one below with an "x" like this: [x] |
[x]+5 |
Superb: Polite, prompt, ensures satisfaction |
[ ]+4 |
Good: Professional, exhibits customer care |
[ ]+3 |
Satisfactory: Adequate responses, resolved issue |
[ ]+2 |
Marginal: Subpar communication, partial resolution |
[ ]+1 |
Bad: Poor communication, no resolution |
[ ]+0 |
Awful: Abusive responses, no resolution |
Product Quality: | pick one below |
[x]+5 |
Highest purity - highly potent |
[ ]+4 |
Mostly pure - potent |
[ ]+3 |
Minor cut or impurity - strong |
[ ]+2 |
Cut and/or impure - medium to weak |
[ ]+1 |
Almost entirely cut - very weak |
[ ]+0 |
Possibly bunk - no effect |
Processing Speed: | pick one below |
[x]+5 |
Processed & marked shipped in 24hrs |
[ ]+4 |
Processed & marked shipped in 48 hrs |
[ ]+3 |
Processed & marked shipped in 72 hrs |
[ ]+2 |
Package is late |
[ ]+1 |
Package is very late |
[ ]+0 |
Never received package |
Price Value: | pick one below |
[x]+5 |
Excellent - great value & low cost |
[ ]+4 |
Moderate - worthy value & fair cost |
[ ]+3 |
At-market - neither good nor bad |
[ ]+2 |
Below-market - so-so value, high cost |
[ ]+1 |
Exorbitant - low value, excessive cost |
[ ]+0 |
Rip-off - little-to-no value, unjustified cost |
Stealth & OpSec: | check all that apply |
[x]+1 |
Vacuum-sealed |
[x]+1 |
Mylar/non-porous container |
[ ]+1 |
Decoy/misdirection |
[x]+1 |
Low package profile |
[x]+1 |
Good OpSec/PGP |
TOTAL: | (24x4 for 96% ) |
Whether you know him as Canada, RCMP, or GFN(goodfornothing), this guy has been fucking killing it since the days of SR1. I just made an order for my years worth of personal amounts of MDMA, LSD and MDA this time, however I am including mushrooms in the review because of the incredible consistency this vendor has displayed over the years. You could have ordered from him 5 years ago or yesterday and everything will be the same amazing quality with always-always-always overweight counts. This guy is my go to for everything that he sells and no matter the product I can rest easy knowing it's the best deal I will find, period. Now full disclosure here I have marked processing/shipping as within 24 hours for this review which technically is not the case, but the shipping times are always within the time frame described in the listings which is just as good for me. Canada's shipping times can be a little long(up to 3 weeks domestic occasionally) at busy times of the year, but I would rather wait for his product than get NDD from anyone else. Anyone thinking of ordering from this guy can trust that the MDMA and MDA will come in big beautiful chunks, the LSD and mushrooms are really potent, and almost every order I have ever made has come at least 5% overweight. Thanks for another perfect order dude, peace and love.
edit: prices-MDMA $15/g MDA $30/g LSD $2.50/tab Mushrooms $2.50/g
*all prices are for smaller/personal amounts and are kind of estimates since this was a custom order with a couple items, he may do better deals on bulk orders
Canada/GFN/RCMP is an example of what all other vendors should strive to be.