Naked Donald Trump Statue

A friend has in his possession one of the original 5 naked donald trump statues erected in five major cities at his local shop. Looking to sell this but were not sure if he is in a legal 'gray area', as we grabbed this off the street before the city could. Any recommendations on how to go about listing on dark net market? An article came out yesterday that says each statue is valued at $50,000. Thought id help him look into it.


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[21 Points] Xeeroy:

I'll trade you a meter tall inflatable Heinz Tomato ketchup bottle for it.


[19 Points] biscoshreds:

Shhhiiiit.

/u/Alpraking thhinkin you need this in the latest spaceroom


[15 Points] RIP_Meth_9000:

Even if you do have one....Which I find it very hard to believe.....As I can find only one has been stolen....Are you in Miami???? Calling TOTAL BULLSHIT On this.....OP is a GODDAM SHILL!!!!!!!!

http://www.nbcmiami.com/news/local/Miami-Police-Recover-Naked-Trump-Statue-394615791.html

This Is An Official Meth_9000 Post....The Face That Runs The Place!!!!


[6 Points] CodenameMolotov:

I had a talk with my buddy who is an expert on naked Donald Trump statues, and the best I can offer is $50.


[6 Points] GotMeSomeAlpandMDMA:

I'll give you aboot tree fiddy.


[5 Points] None:

id put it back before they come get it. if its really worth 50gs i think it will be hard to sell it to someone that wants it just for the novelty, youll have to find a buyer on a dnm who knows its stolen, who the fuck would buy a stolen donald trump statue worth 50k? how much do you realistically think you will make? is say 2 grand worth getting caught in the grand scheme of things?


[2 Points] MandalaMuse:

Why are people saying he has five? He says very clearly his friend has one of five.


[2 Points] None:

if that news story is legit and related then i would distance yourself from the whole mess


[2 Points] poetryinthewater:

This is officially the best post ever on /r/darknetmarkets

EDIT: http://www.nydailynews.com/news/crime/naked-trump-statue-entitled-emperor-no-balls-stolen-article-1.2803119

Edit 2: oh my god it just keeps getting better http://www.palmbeachpost.com/news/news/state-regional/nude-statue-trump-stolen-miami-suspect-named/nsdkD/


[2 Points] GCisME:

Is it this one? http://imgur.com/c9dPirS


[2 Points] layschips13:

OPSEC fail


[1 Points] Tex402:

I'd say they are valued at about 300 bucks If they could make 5 they could make 5,000,000


[1 Points] prioritybudsOFFICIAL:

only thing Rubio correct about folks.


[1 Points] Universityqualms:

If any of this is true you have to wait. Let the heat die down then look to fence that shit. You're likely looking at some weird rich collector who would want it.


[0 Points] Medacali:

get me a bernie sanders 1 and we'll talk


[-3 Points] None:

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