[Vendor Review] Karmasyndicate, 1g MDMA

DETAILED CHECKBOX
Vendor Name/Marketplace: Karmasyndicate/Evolution
Product/s reviewed: 1g MDMA
International?: (CAN -> US)
Vendor requires FE?: (no, full escrow)
Price before shipping: $40 USD
Shipping cost: $0
Customer Service: pick one below with an "x" like this: [x]
[ x]+5 Superb: Polite, prompt, ensures satisfaction
[ ]+4 Good: Professional, exhibits customer care
[ ]+3 Satisfactory: Adequate responses, resolved issue
[ ]+2 Marginal: Subpar communication, partial resolution
[ ]+1 Bad: Poor communication, no resolution
[ ]+0 Awful: Abusive responses, no resolution
Product Quality: pick one below
[x ]+5 Highest purity - highly potent
[ ]+4 Mostly pure - potent
[ ]+3 Minor cut or impurity - strong
[ ]+2 Cut and/or impure - medium to weak
[ ]+1 Almost entirely cut - very weak
[ ]+0 Possibly bunk - no effect
Processing Speed: pick one below
[x ]+5 Processed & marked shipped in 24hrs
[ ]+4 Processed & marked shipped in 48 hrs
[ ]+3 Processed & marked shipped in 72 hrs
[ ]+2 Package is late
[ ]+1 Package is very late
[ ]+0 Never received package
Price Value: pick one below
[x ]+5 Excellent - great value & low cost
[ ]+4 Moderate - worthy value & fair cost
[ ]+3 At-market - neither good nor bad
[ ]+2 Below-market - so-so value, high cost
[ ]+1 Exorbitant - low value, excessive cost
[ ]+0 Rip-off - little-to-no value, unjustified cost
Stealth & OpSec: check all that apply
[ ]+1 Vacuum-sealed
[x ]+1 Mylar/non-porous container
[ x]+1 Decoy/misdirection
[x ]+1 Low package profile
[ x]+1 Good OpSec/PGP

TOTAL: 96%

tl;dr Karmasyndicate's MDMA turned my boyfriend into my fiancé.

Review

Karmasyndicate's MDMA changed my life! My boyfriend and I took it on Valentine's Day in combination with some LSD (not Karma's, unfortunately, but already had some on hand) and just chilled in a hot tub the whole time. It was our first time candyflipping, and needless to say it was life changing. We basically talked about how strongly we felt about each other and our future and agreed to get married! :) :) :)

Also, note about stealth: it's not vac sealed, but I think that actually adds to the stealth. Order from them and you'll know what I mean. Haha. I wouldn't count off points for it personally.


Comments


[3 Points] LittleNiggerBaby:

We basically talked about how strongly we felt about each other and our future and agreed to get married! :) :) :)

Lol did anyone tell him that MDMA wears off after 3 hours


[2 Points] entactoBob:

Thanks for writing up this review. Made my day that you used my tediously written multiple choice template, haha. Seriously, I'm glad someone used it. I sure haven't! Fuck that goddamn shit. ... you know just because you have an idea does not mean it's good one.

Well wishes on being in love. Oh to be young, spun & full of fun… candy-flipping in a hot tub.


[1 Points] CuntyMcGiggles:

Congrats!!

Was it crystal or white powder?


[1 Points] RoiAleTea:

Congratz on your engagement!! Would you mind telling us how long the shipping took?


[1 Points] po9po9po9q:

Adding my review here for future reference for others. Cant review with throwaway.

Vendor: [KarmaSyndicate ]

Market: [Evo]

Product: [1/1g MDA / MDMA]

Price: [Approx $100 cad total]

Shipped from: [Canada]

Shipped to: [Canada]

Required FE: [No]

Mylar Sealed: [Yes]

Miss direction: [Yes]

Decoy: [No]

Handwriting: [No]

Rating Communication: [10] / 10

Stealth: [9] / 10

Shipping time: [9] / 10

Price value: [9] / 10

Aesthetics: [9] / 10

Weight: [10] / 10

Quality: [10] / 10

Transaction: [10] / 10

Vendor: [11] / 10

Drug: [10] / 10

TOTAL SCORE: [97] / 100

Notes : Extremely polite and courteous. Responded within a few hours.

No decoy but misdirection was quite hilarious. They've got quite a sense of humor.

Weight was spot on. Product was FIRE. Easily my best roll ever. Drank it instead of pill.

Shipping was as expected. Regular mail from coast to coast

Will I buy again? : Fuck yea!