I think I just made a grave error (LSD)

So I'm on Koh Samui for a while. Brought plenty of supplies with me ;).

But I was robbed last night... All my money is gone and my card is cancelled - which in turn cancelled my hotel bookings because they were all pre-authorised to my card.

So I have 2 days with nowhere to sleep. A nice motorbike and a lovely stash of drugs. Earlier on I was assessing my situation and realised I am truly fucked. Can't get off the island without a miracle - western union is the only was for me to get cash. But no one I can call to ask. Truly stranded.

So I just took 2 tabs of 150ug of LSD... Could be fun, could be a fucking nightmare.

Will try and keep you guys posted.

Wish me luck.

Update #1: found a private beach and am just looking up at the beautiful night sky.

Update 1.1: do stars normally move around like this...

Update #2: I swear to god there is a motorbike driving across the water in front of me... Edit: it's a boat

Update #3: woah just went of a bit of a journey sorry I didn't keep you updated (see: tripping balls). A beautiful puppy just came and licked my face back into reality so updating while I can remember... 3 hours till sunrise

Update #4: it's all pretty body trippy this one so feeling pretty goddamn amazing

Update #5: a pickup truck full of drunk Thai people have just invaded my shit. They're treating these beautiful women like shit. Go away with your negativity for fuck sake

Update #6: I left the beach and went for a very refreshing (somewhat trippy) ride over the mountains. I have found myself in a very nice hotel lobby... The security guard is asleep and am chilling next to him on a very comfy sofa. He's going to have quite a surprise when he wakes up and sees what's next to him...

UPDATE (the evening after): I woke up at about 9am when all the staff where opening up shop. When I explained to the boss why I was sleeping there (I showed them the police report) they put me in a room for 2 days. Air con, tv, fridge, shower and most importantly somewhere I can keep my stuff safe! Thailand really isn't that bad of you're not acting like a complete drunken cunt. I don't like to drink that much, a cocktail or two is enough for me. Plus I speak a little Thai so that always helps. Slept through the day and have just come out to buy some food. 10 baht for a bunch of 12 bananas and 60 baht for a whole load of fried chicken... Which I shared with some hungry looking dogs. All is good people! And I still have lots of supplies. Stay happy, stay tripping I say. 7 more days of this.... Wish me luck, again!

Side note: it's too dark for any photos but will post what I have in the uh, morning?

FUN FACT: This is only the 2nd time I've done acid, the first was at Heathrow airport departure lounge... About a week ago. I think I made a post at the time...

P.S. I am on mobile with a really shitty connection so I can't read and reply to you all but I will my best, in time.

Thanks for thinking about me to all of you who were concerned ;)

I'm glad I have been an inspiration to some of you ;)

So I added a few pics for those of you that are interested. They're pretty shit, but you askedfor them:

http://imgur.com/a/1sI3w

Acid proof:

http://imgur.com/APoWREu

I've got lots of other pics but they will kill my opsec. Including a picture of 2 massive lizards on my head, which was actually taken by one of the cunts who robbed me!


Comments


[69 Points] Dnm_cunt:

http://m.imgur.com/N6hztSD

This may be the last image I can take before I can no longer operate my phone....


[47 Points] Dnm_cunt:

I pulled out a wad of cash I thought was Thai money... It wasn't. Was wearing the wrong fucking jeans... It was quickly snatched out of my hands as I was paying for a shit tattoo on the beach. They tried robbing my phone and motorbike key too. They all had knives on them. Not worth getting murdered over. The tourist police were really helpful... The Chief of police not so much. He was some 20-something Mafia dude and was totally cracked out his mind.


[27 Points] None:

You could've gifted those hits to a couple of neo-hippies who would've let you stay in their home tonight! Drugs are a currency, they hold power and can get you trust.


[14 Points] MaliciousHippie:

You fucking moron, Good job telling us where you're at.


[13 Points] Dnm_cunt:

I really shouldn't be on Reddit.


[9 Points] dlayover123:

Here bud. Top 10 things to do on Koh Samui. Some interesting things to get into; like #7- the ladyboy cabaret show

http://www.kosamui.com/top10-attractions.htm#


[8 Points] None:

Can we see your new shit tattoo?


[4 Points] Dnm_cunt:

I found a pack of like 12 dogs on the beach. Imma chill here for a bit I think. Oh gawd. There's a fire show going on. I would sleep anywhere normally but here... I would wake up even more robbed :(


[6 Points] Dnm_cunt:

I think I'm gonna have to come back to you later Reddit.


[6 Points] throwawayyfoeonions:

OP I say you start writing a book publish it and that's how you get off the island. So far I have two titles for you

Came for the lady boys stayed for the puppies

OR

Getting trapped in a tourist trap 101 a survival guide


[5 Points] Trappy_Pandora:

you have made many mistakes


[6 Points] billyegg111:

damn.... good luck man. Good vibes


[5 Points] Letsdoallthedrugs:

Good luck, if all this is true...you're gonna need it.


[4 Points] None:

nice wifi


[4 Points] None:

[deleted]


[3 Points] None:

You make me wish I was a better man.

The bit about sitting next to the security guard, fucking sensational.

Live life on the edge I say, nobody lives life to the fullest in safety. LSD, Thailand, security guards? what's not to like?


[3 Points] now_its_a_dick_joke:

Lmfao


[3 Points] afkjones69:

I'll go along with this I guess :P

Off the top of my head:

  1. sell some of the drugs. i'd go for tourists. cigarettes always make room for conversation. use this to make connections, maybe get help

  2. food - coconut, rambutan

  3. lodging - if you dont mind the warm days, what i would do is get a tent that can pack up light enough to carry on your bike. go nomad for a bit until you can work things out. it's really easy to find places to sleep for the night with a bit of a ride.

so your temporary expenses are gas (i assume), the tent, and like eggs/ whatever food to get by.

or like, sell the motorbike and get a bicycle.


[2 Points] None:

howd you get robbed?


[2 Points] dlayover123:

Go make some friends with the sharks! They might show ya a nice place to sleep :)


[2 Points] None:

[deleted]


[2 Points] None:

Mosquito repellent OP? That and dress like ninja if you need. The star show will be incredible, don't miss the sunrise if still awake and tripping is a fucking show.


[2 Points] maxturbator:

WTF? This is what nightmares are made of...


[1 Points] fartcomposer:

You are fucking awesome.


[2 Points] strawberrycircus:

Being able to type or use a phone after taking acid must be a superpower.


[1 Points] Gompelonza:

Good luck friend


[1 Points] None:

[deleted]


[1 Points] None:

[deleted]


[1 Points] klobster2:

Arai ga dai bro! Hope it's going great! Keep them updates comng boi!


[1 Points] Dnm_cunt:

I wish I had done this on a throwaway now... I could share so many pictures otherwise.


[1 Points] None:

Honestly.....this is movie material lol


[1 Points] CapnKrump_2:

Wow man. I thought I had a reputation for taking acid in odd situations, but you've definitely got me topped. Much respect for making lemonade out of some seriously nasty lemons. Hope the rest of your trip turned out ok.


[1 Points] ulkord:

This is so ridiculous if real


[1 Points] chillwinstone:

You have balls of steel and must be able to handle psychedelics well. Not worth calling you foolish, your set and setting for acid is hilarious, glad you made the most out of a bad situation!


[1 Points] dandydaniels:

"jack talked thai, jack talked thai very welll"


[1 Points] gnarley_haterson:

Shitty deal. Cool story. Don't ride your motorbike on acid though, it's fun but you will fucking die.


[1 Points] sillysally11:

Too dark in the hotel lobby to take photos?


[1 Points] None:

Grab some fire SEA#4 that will help balance things out. At least thats what I would do, fuckin love that combo with L.


[1 Points] octomarvel:

If you named the LSD vendor, this would be in the top ten greatest reviews of all time.

=)


[1 Points] markthedrummer:

Did you go to the Ark Bar? Fuck I love Thailand!


[1 Points] thegreengrinch:

How did you get your hands on drugs there? Was safety an issue at all?


[1 Points] Dnm_cunt:

All good peeps! Check my latest update. Thanks for the concern. It is nothing like that fucking shitshow 'travelling abroad' or whatever it is. As long as you're not be a drunken cunt, am kind, considerate and friendly you'll get along just fine. Plus learning a little Thai will get you a long way.

Cheers!


[1 Points] Dnm_cunt:

Hmmm.... I'll let you know when I know. Gotta get my laptop out for that.


[1 Points] Dnm_cunt:

Any idea how I can smoke this meth with no pipe or tools lol?!? I just got it out to have a look at it. Looks like meth, doesn't taste like mdma. Shall I snort this shot or what?? Woooo!


[1 Points] argumentumadabsurd:

bestof


[1 Points] Dnm_cunt:

So I added a few pics for those of you that are interested. They're pretty shit, but you askedfor them:

http://imgur.com/a/1sI3w
Acid proof:

http://imgur.com/APoWREu

Added to OP


[0 Points] reverend234:

Did you learn to appreciate your home country more?


[0 Points] iamtheCircus:

More Pics Please!! :)


[0 Points] None:

the only motto i maintain whilst tripping mad ballz, is "Fake it til you Make it" and that by god, has saved me EVERY SINGLE TIME


[0 Points] None:

Yes....Choosing acid over meth is a very grave error.....meth is life!!!!!!!