The 5 stages of ordering from GG

  1. Order. "People say good things about him, lets give it a try"
  2. Anxiety. "Fuck, it's been over 3 weeks wheres it at?"
  3. Anger. "I should've known this shit would happen. Stupid stupid stupid."
  4. Acceptance. "Oh well, ill use a different vendor next time"
  5. Arrival. "HOLY SHIT IT ACTUALLY FUCKING CAME!!"

At least thats how it was for me :)


Comments


[43 Points] pymmit:

This is needed .

Hey /u/knober ya chode, read this and shut the fuck up Donny!


[22 Points] pandahaze:

Pretty sure 90% of people who are ordering going through same stages lol Great post man :D


[11 Points] hornerssyndrome:

Fuck me sideways. This is the exact same thing that happened to me! Hahaha


[9 Points] diOpAnonMu:

You're forgetting a step.

  1. Ask if GG is still legit


[9 Points] joekki:

  1. Post anger when BTC price goes up. "Fucking shit, that order is worth thousands now and the guy just vanished"
  2. Go to 3.

(not related to GG though)


[5 Points] drupe14:

This is natural during the holidays


[3 Points] hentaikushdragon:

I usually forget about my order from GG right after I place it and then I have a nice gift waiting for me in a month!


[1 Points] bynarie:

Anyone here feel that DM is compromised and that they're up to something. I had about 40USD via BTC in there, tried to withdraw it all into my outside wallet, it only ended up withdrawing about 22 dollars worth, leaving me with a balance of $.00001 USD, not BTC


[1 Points] chakraMode:

GG is fucking magical


[1 Points] Eede123:

I’ve been waiting 1 1/2 months


[1 Points] samwise4444:

Funny as fuck ! I think I'm going with GG next time I order ;)


[1 Points] RSlashMason:

It’s around that time of year where everything is slower. GG packs always show you don’t need to worry lmao


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[0 Points] fuckuuunoob:

The 5 stages of noob* ordering from DNM*