NEVER believe a vendor when they claim their bud is topshelf.

Over the 2 years I've been using DNM's I've ordered from at least 40 different weed vendors. I've also lived in California for many years where I've personally seen topshelf bud in clubs. Most of the vendors selling topshelf are absolutely pulling your chain! It's a joke how many vendors get away with this. With the exception of about 5-7 outstanding vendors that constantly have superb quality bud, everyone else is pitching you Cali reject as topshelf and goddamnit I'm tired of it!

/endrant


Comments


[31 Points] fibbleblock:

Provide the names of vendors that, in your opinion, ship top shelf cannabis and the names of those who have advertised as top-shelf but not delivered on those advertisements.

You might as well say "all narcotics on the dark-net markets are fake". Without any actual names or markets your post is just useless filler.


[11 Points] J_Lafitte:

Someone not familiar with how marketing works? :)

Febreeze doesn't "completely eliminate odors" either just covers them up with perfume. Alas that is life. Let me know when you see a bud vendor advertising "eh I have some OK weed to sell"

You've been spoiled in CA as well. I'm from the east coast and I've smoked good weed and shitty weed. Prices for dank weed are usually $60 an eighth or higher and good weed is $50, yet on DMN i can get similar quality for $140-$160 per half oz. Is it the best weed ever? Prob not, but as long as it isnt mexican brick weed its still a great deal for me.


[4 Points] TBC_:

Guess this is what I get for not advertising on Reddit...not on either list :(

Check me out on Agora or Cannabis Road folks:

name: TheBestCannabis


[2 Points] Aalewis420:

this guy knows his shit


[1 Points] ObamaIzHitla:

As someone from New England. Yes there are plenty of pretenders out there. But there are also some solid vendors that sell some righteous nug. The trick, as you have said, is to find those vendors and stick with them. However even when i get dispensary reject weed thats overpriced (Zelta's Garden on BSM for instance); the quality is still higher and its still quite a bit cheaper than the shit i get for 60/110/180/340++ on the street here.


[1 Points] None:

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[1 Points] None:

When some dealers are selling insane bud for relatively low prices (see synikal12's vendor list) that other dealers with worse bud can't compete with they exaggerate their quality attracting more customers. They will ALWAYS get more clicks by calling it top shelf whether it is true or not and it will allow them to sell it at a higher price to inexperienced consumers.

If you want to try a vendor's bud who is unknown and expect them to be honest about their product, don't. It is like holding an interview and asking your interviewee to tell you the reasons they shouldn't get the job.

Caution: I'm really high right now, not sure if this all makes sense to everyone else.

Actually I am quite interested in how weed will be advertised in the future when it is all legalized and such. Will it even need it? Medication is advertised, but this is a recreational drug. Tobacco and cannabis are often associated because of smoking and tobacco advertisements are illegal, but cannabis doesn't accompany the same dangers. Just a thought.


[1 Points] None:

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[1 Points] IGetDankShit:

Dude whatever happened to XXXotica?


[1 Points] daveythegator:

californiacannabis is amazing


[0 Points] SmellYaLater:

Never believe anyone who brags about their drugs. I'll be the judge of the drugs I take, thanks.

You haven't 'seen' anything until you've tried it. The worst looking weed can sometimes be a fucking knockout and vice versa.


[0 Points] justaskonce:

Why in the hell are you ordering from DNM's when you live in cali? Thats the dumbest thing i ever heard. Walk down the street and buy some bomb nugs for $35 eighth. Shit any drug is widely available in CA anywhere, just gotta know where to look.


[-1 Points] Trappy_Pandora:

Indoor and Outdoor are the tags that you should be looking for. "Topshelf" is too unreliable.


[-2 Points] aft3rm4th:

Just because it's not top shelf to you doesn't mean it isn't to other people


[-3 Points] skarbowski:

Stick with the old reliables and you'll be fine.

Living in California doesn't automatically make you any more knowledgeable about weed than anyone else.

I grow the exact same strains in my grow room in TX as I do when I'm helping friends in Humboldt County, CA with macro grows.

The "best" cali bud is grown indoors which conditions can be replicated just about anywhere. Best is subjective.

Some people will get the best body high of their lives off some decent indica while the next person gets the best high of his life off some top-quality sativa or someone else loves the high they get off a hybrid strain. Again, all subjective.

It's the darknet. It's product quality/standards are not regulated in any way. It's buyer beware.

Just like anything else you buy on the darknet; research, research, research. Know what you're buying. I realize there are no cheap test kits for THC potency. You can try Cannalytics, but that is about as close as you are going to get to actually testing THC levels.


[-3 Points] hashmon:

My bud is top shelf. Colorado


[-4 Points] aldkfal:

The DNM's don't have topshelf, and the clinics charge you up the ass. Looks like budtrader it is. I feel so bad for the rest of you, how do you go about you day, without getting incredibly stoned when there nothing to do?