Share your experiences about how you felt when your first order arrived. I was blown away and actually started laughing because I couldn't believe it actually worked.
Your first DNM order. How did you feel when it actually arrived.
Share your experiences about how you felt when your first order arrived. I was blown away and actually started laughing because I couldn't believe it actually worked.
[50 Points] free-agent:
[30 Points] None:
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[22 Points] PurpleBeamz:
Instantly blew a load in my pants
[20 Points] SIDKITTEH:
I ordered an 8th of shrooms, half ounce of weed, and a sheet of lsd all international from BMR and they all landed into my newly rented po box on the exact same day. I grabbed it all and scurried off to an empty parking lot. I opened all that shit and just laughed maniacally. Then the rest of the day I literally thought every car was DEA. Still have some of that acid too :)
[16 Points] None:
Like a little boy unwrapping a bicycle on Christmas morning. 45 minutes later i felt like I could hug a mailbox due to the 200mg of MDMA I had ingested from said pack.
[15 Points] BHOmber:
Couldn't believe the fact that I just ordered Schedule 1 narcotics through the mail using an ebay-esque website. Mind fucked.
[9 Points] None:
I made my first order on SR1 annd got Xanax mouth spray from a vendor called SprayMan and some oxycodone from a different vendor.
I wasn't all that nervous, just excited. If was a great time and ordering kind of became an addiction.
[10 Points] Bonnibel2:
I have never been so proud of myself. When I first found out about DNM, it all seemed like black magic to me. I knew nothing about PGP, TAILS, TOR, BTC and other stuff, but I was motivated to learn.
When the order finally arrived, I couldn't believe I did it all by myself. Receiving the letter was almost as good as the drug itself.
[9 Points] FagDamager:
i was a university student at the time and therefore i was low on money. my frying pan just fucked up (whenever i cooked shit, the base of the pan would peel off and mix into my food), so i had to chuck that shit away. i spent like 2 horus trying to fucking buy btc off LBC, the whole ID bullshit really took a long time but finally it worked. then i was like 0.02 BTC short and the vendor didnt offer customer listings, so i had to buy (a minimum of ) £30/BTC and then yeah. two weeks later, i got my grilled cheese
[9 Points] donttreadonmydrugs:
Literally just picked up my first two orders from my mailbox. (Shoutout to AlbertHoffman1943 and PsyTeam).
My reaction is, "What took me so long?" Amazing feeling to know federal workers brought my drugs to my doorstep.
Now for the best part.......
[9 Points] So_Famous:
Honestly I've been reading and watching this subreddit for months now and I just can't seem to bite the bullet and try. So I'm unsure but maybe some day.
[8 Points] iShootDope_AmA:
I had taken control of my own destiny and now I can meth and heroin without getting fucked by shady tweakers.
[6 Points] mydnmreviewacct:
I first ordered back in the days of SR1. I only ever put in 1 order, which was to 3 vendors:
For those of you who were around at the time, nipplesuckcanuck exit scammed iirc or something. Never received the pack, and he offered a half reship which....also never came
The pharmahuasca pills came and I basically got a brief come-up period and then nothing. I gave the other to a friend who basically had the same exact experience. Vendor (who wasnt big and I dont remember his name) told me some story how it might have been a degraded sample, and how he was just last week, running around half naked on the stuff, screaming about freedom for america or something? I'm really not sure why he told me this story, but he offered a partial reship of some better material....never came.
The only thing that came was the nBOME, which I cared least about. Not only did it come, but it came with almost twice the material advertised. I had something like 50 hits of 25i and 25c each. I tested quite a bit and gave some to friends (explaining that it was nBOME and what it was). This was before the terrible reports of nBOME started rolling in. Eventually I threw away the remaining nBOME after I got a sheet of really good street acid and realized what garbage nBOME was (in my personal opinion. TERRIBLE hypertension, and over time the trips just got worse, friends corroborating that.)
[5 Points] Theeconomist1:
It was a while ago but you always remember your first time. I placed an order on a Tuesday for some Norcos. I didn't know what to expect really, how quickly it would arrive, etc. I happened to be working from home that morning when it arrived (Thursday, just 2 days later!!!!) and was on a conference call. It was just past 11AM when I'm walking down my stairs, while on the phone, and I see someone at the door. It was the fucking postman! Of course, this is my first time and I'm scared of the postman. The odd thing was this was a very early time to get my mail. I'm one of hte unlucky souls who is probably last on their mailman's route and get my mail late in the afternoon. So of course it has to be a setup. I wait until postman is long gone nad peek out and I don't really know what to expect but I do see that priority envelope in the box! I grab it and look at it in disbelief. Could this be it? The return address is for some business and I'm like, this has to be it right? Or did I actually order something from this business I never heard of? I tear it open and they had the now old school stealth of a DVD. Did I order this movie?? Maybe I did? Is this the pack? I open it and sure enough the pills were there. I'm thinking that at any moment SWAT is going to break down my door. They didn't. I consumed. I conquered. But I seriously couldn't believe this shit actually worked. It blew my mind. I just wish I had discovered sooner - for all those times I ran out of Norco and was withdrawing, I could have been ordering. Thus began my long, long relationship with the DNMs.
[6 Points] krimpus:
25 hits of decent L. It was my birthday, and everything was fine and good. For a while I ordered a lot of substances off the deep web. Developed a mini mailbox fetish for a little while.
[6 Points] fnnuts:
I'm only an weed smoker. My first thought was, this is so easy it should be legal. Only thing better would be living in a legal recreational use state with a dispensary the size of Walmart with self-service bulk bins. Maybe they have those in heaven.
[3 Points] Hank_The_Chicken:
Like I had been doing it wrong my whole life.
[3 Points] None:
I actually laughed out loud because I thought up until the point that I held that sexy package in my hand there was no way this crazy shit could actually be real haha
[3 Points] ismygfgunnabeatmyass:
I thought the cops were gunna kick in my door. 50 grams of mdma for like 15. A gram didnt seem real. I was convinved the whole thing was set up by LE. I had goughten mail order weed back in the days but what really blew me away when I first stumbled on SR were the bulk vendors. I took a gamble and it came. 50grams mdma and 25 grams coke. I thought I was gunna have an anxiety attack when I opened it.
[3 Points] PinkHorsey:
I was high as a kite so i didn't feel shit
[3 Points] select1on:
LEO at work guys.
[2 Points] rogueXleader:
Felt like a Southern Al Capone(albeit a poor one) for managing to not get myself arrested, and after nervously waiting to open it as I'd heard was advisable, cut it open and danced around like I did as a little kid getting an N64 for Christmas with Wave Racer and GoldenEye. Got it from a vendor I still use to this day, following him from one market to the next. Honestly consider the guy a friend despite having never personally met him. I guess I got lucky that I found a really honest, super quick shipping vendor, as the fact it took 2 days and it was in my mail was probably the most mindblowing part, especially for what I paid (probably half to 3/4's of what I'd pay locally for the items I can get locally, and either less or right around street-price for the items I only rarely am able to get my hands on, which I'm fine paying for considering the consistency of stock. He was very strictly-business when we first started dealing with each other, but I offered friendly "hope you're doing well" type greetings and things like that to show that I genuinely care about my vendors that take care of me and are willing to communicate. After double digits of orders and off-market trades, even sending one to his personal address, (which isn't terribly wise if you haven't really dealt with someone for a while, but he has my address sent to him encrypted at least every other week) I have a lot of trust in him. Get to know your vendors if you can. They especially take care of the customers they remember
[2 Points] dmforevabitch:
Back in the day I was really interested in trying out LSD and was curious on what the effects would be like. I use to always hear people say "Oh man if you drop lsd you'll see flying monkeys and may never snap back to reality" I had experience with shrooms and even though I enjoyed the visuals effects and headspace I was not feeling the body load I get from it. I would ask all my friends if they knew where to find lsd and they would look at me like I was crazy. There response would be "don't do lsd it fucks your head forever" but I wasn't convinced. I became so desperate that I would try in find random dealers in my area and nobody had access to lsd, only weed and shitty cocaine. It was such a let down, I felt very disappointed. "Yo bro wanna try lean?" I was thinking get the fuck out of here lol
Few years after that I met some guy who sold me 2 hits of lsd. I was fucking excited and has soon as I got home I immediately dropped 1 hit..... it was extremely underwhelming. Very light headspace, slightly brighter colors, no serious visuals just looking back at it now I would say each blotter probably had 10-15ug. I took the last tab and was not impressed. Regardless I consider myself lucky cause I wasn't sold NBOME chemical.
When I discovered the deepweb at first I thought it was bad idea. But then I learned about TOR, Tails and PGP and decided hey this could be my chance to finally try good LSD! I logged into Silkroad and read through vendors profiles and how they had numerous feedback. I thought to myself how can I order lsd safely? I learned about PGP and how stupid it would be to give out your address without encrpytion. It took me couple days to figure out how to use PGP but once I got the hang of it, I knew I was on my way.
My first DM package arrived within the week and I thought I was dreaming. I kept saying to myself "wow this is unreal 5 tabs just for me!!!" I locked myself in my room in late evening and dropped 1 tab of lsd (110ug each blotter) and was fucking blown away. The visuals and mindfuck, it was a wonderful trip. I had no anxiety for first time on lsd and when the drug wore off I thought about how the media was brainwashed about how LSD poisons your brain. I had no hangover effect (I had a wonderful afterglow that last couple days) and was surprised to not have one cause of how intense LSD can be. I found comedown from ecstasy pills was waaayyyyy worse.
If it wasn't for the Darkmarket I would of never had access to good LSD. I'd still being thinking "what is lsd like and who else can I ask?" Darkmarket changed my life for better and I'm proud of the "trustworthy vendors" who work very hard to provide products that we want. Because of the darkmarkets I never have to put myself at risk asking shady people for lsd and getting looked at like I'm insane.
Big up to Ross for putting out Silkroad in the first place. I love that brother for life.
Thank you Darkmarket!!!! :) :) :)
[1 Points] None:
1 g ket from 3jane. Blown the fuck away lol
[1 Points] BrotherMidas:
My very first order was one of my few orders that never showed up. It was for an 8th of weed off SR, and I ended up getting my money back. Funny enough because I was focusing so much on that first order I don't even remember the first order that did arrive.
[1 Points] andblowyourhousedown:
Just incredibly relieved, with a side order of smoooooooth.
[1 Points] None:
Ordered a free sample of MDMA from KOR late April early May to test the waters. Received it two or three days later and was a rush opening the pack, getting through the vacuum seals. Not to mention that the product was definitely more euphoric than street procured batches. Am still stoked that it's everything y'all said it would be.
[1 Points] griffindoodle:
i had been ordering RCs off clearnet for years beforehand so i was hardly surprised. would have been a DNM customer much sooner but probation kept me from wanting most products
[1 Points] TrippinDraper:
Giddy as fuck.
...and then I went back to Agora and placed a bunch more orders and got some free samples of other stuff. Gf had a bad trip a few months ago and it's so sad, I just want someone to do all the drugs with and bone and it's currently not like that :(
[1 Points] None:
my first order was 10 nintendo 2.0s. after a solid 18hrs setting all the OPSEC and familiarising myself placing the order was a great moment. but it was surpassed by an even greater moment four days later when i came home to a strange letter. sadly, shortly after then evo went down and the whole dnm situation went into meltdown preventing further orders. i only really felt the true magic of dnms recently when i stocked up for a festival and received 4 different class As without having to leave my house.
[1 Points] sillysally11:
For was first order felt surreal, I was like wow it really worked. Was some H from VladdyRS, I was a bit disappointed with the quality, though it wasn't the weakest H I'd ever end up buying over a DNM.
[1 Points] Bars_For_Days_Bruh:
"Holy shit this actually worked!!!!! God is good!!"
[1 Points] totallynotasockacc:
Relieved, mostly.
[1 Points] getarimjob:
I just found my salvation, and stop clenching my ass.
[1 Points] None:
My first was a 5g cannabis sampler from DutchMagic. I was so hooked on synthetic 'noids at the time though, I got little to no buzz from real chronic. Thank fuck that's in the past and back to 420 all day errday.
It felt choice. But I was sad because was addict.
[1 Points] agorahooawayfoe:
NBOMe from Mr. fucking Sunshine. Bought like 7 tabs, he sent 3.
Drugs in the mail though, I was happy!
[1 Points] The_Grid_Is_Up:
I felt like all was right with the world.
[1 Points] ragingcluepromotions:
I brought on the shadow people with a nice gram of then legal mdpv from the fabled nawlins and followed it up with an identical order from the late j1m1th1ng. Meeting PV and those 2 gentlemen was the best and worst thing that ever happened to me. PV was a crazy 5 years to say the least. And I still swear j1m1th1ng cracked the tan mdpv mystery before he passed - not kidding, it was unreal.
[1 Points] Clix828:
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[1 Points] Ghost_421:
When I had finally found out about DNM, I had thought to myself "No way is it this fucking easy to get this amount of drugs". Sure as hell when that first quad of flowers showed up I was in awe.
[1 Points] thebullseye007:
It was actually just a week ago, i waited like 2 months for it to arrive but it did, it was some L, i got really nervous/happy/paranoid all at the same time and felt like I didnt have to look at the mailbox everytime i left the house
[1 Points] TheBreadWinner:
first drugs i ever got were steroids but from a clearnet vendor off eroids... first dnm purchase was mdma from mariosgramshoppe 2 years ago
[1 Points] Nerds_Lover:
This isn't a good time for me to do this. And I think by the time it's a good time DNM won't exist anymore.
[1 Points] Vendor_BBMC:
I was a vendor on Silk Road, Sheep Marketplace, SR2.0 and Agora before I made my first (and only) purchase.
Some quality sativa. Beautiful.
It felt nice to get something good in the post for once.
[1 Points] Prison_sex:
Lol i remember when it first showed up me and my friend were in my car in the drive way waiting for the mail man and as soon as she put it in my mail box i ran over grabbed the box and got into my car and hauled ass out of there screaming oh my god it worked
[1 Points] None:
I have always lived somewhere pot is hard to get. I make a lot of money where im at tho so i stay.i did not belive this shit would ever work ... this was pre gawker to so it wasnt at all as " verified " as now. I felt like john travolta opening that briefcase with the gold light ect HOLY SHIT THIS WORKS!!HASH IN THE MAILL!!!! And that was my first feedback"HOLLY FUCK THIS WORKS"
[1 Points] arcus483:
I was fucking scared, man. Looking over my shoulder the whole weekend, convinced the feds were just getting ready to bust down my door.
Luckily some some good dope made me forget about it for a bit.
[1 Points] Silent395:
I placed two orders my first time. One for 10 tabs of 200mcg LSD from BlueViking and a quarter pound of AK47 from Weedsamaritan. Both came within 4 days of being marked shipped. No problems whatsoever. I was stupid to spend $700 on my first time using a DNM. When the acid arrived, I was overjoyed. It was sealed inside of a fridge magnet. Best stealth ever. The weed was vacuum sealed and completely undetectable from outside the bag. When I opened it up, a tear fell from my eye. I payed just over $5 per gram for some dank and I was happy.
[1 Points] HappySodomy:
Been around dnm for a while. I have yet to experience what it feels like to pick up a pack that just dropped and had drugs in it. This summer is feeling good though.
[1 Points] thascarecro:
[1 Points] thechildish:
the first rule is keep it to yourself
the second rule is keep it to yourself
the third rule is share everything you score
the fourth rule is keep it to yourself
[1 Points] danknet_:
Checked my mail before heading off to a friend's place, opened the letter and starting cackling maniacally
[1 Points] The_fire_bird:
First order...? It didn't arrive.
Second order...? Fuck, this ain't a hoax, this is real!
[1 Points] fnordepsilon:
[1 Points] Curiosity_Style:
grilled cheese joke exsplained : http://imgur.com/TcPA1pt
Why did I take so long to start doing this?