[Vendor Review] PelicanUSA - AB - 3g Dutch Fire MDMA

Finally popped my DNM cherry with an order of 3g Dutch Fire MDMA from PelicanUSA on AlphaBay. Based on other reviews i was very confident doing this and he did not let me down. The Bird Man is the fucking MAN

DETAILED CHECKBOX
Vendor Name/Marketplace: PelicanUSA AlphaBay
Product/s reviewed: 3g Dutch Fire MDMA
International?: no, us - us
Vendor requires FE?: no
Price before shipping: 120
Shipping cost: 7
Customer Service: pick one below with an "x" like this: [x]
[X ]+5 Superb: Polite, prompt, ensures satisfaction
[ ]+4 Good: Professional, exhibits customer care
[ ]+3 Satisfactory: Adequate responses, resolved issue
[ ]+2 Marginal: Subpar communication, partial resolution
[ ]+1 Bad: Poor communication, no resolution
[ ]+0 Awful: Abusive responses, no resolution
Product Quality: pick one below
[X]+5 Highest purity - highly potent
[ ]+4 Mostly pure - potent
[ ]+3 Minor cut or impurity - strong
[ ]+2 Cut and/or impure - medium to weak
[ ]+1 Almost entirely cut - very weak
[ ]+0 Possibly bunk - no effect
Processing Speed: pick one below
[X ]+5 Processed & marked shipped in 24hrs
[ ]+4 Processed & marked shipped in 48 hrs
[ ]+3 Processed & marked shipped in 72 hrs
[ ]+2 Package is late
[ ]+1 Package is very late
[ ]+0 Never received package
Price Value: pick one below
[X]+5 Excellent - great value & low cost
[ ]+4 Moderate - worthy value & fair cost
[ ]+3 At-market - neither good nor bad
[ ]+2 Below-market - so-so value, high cost
[ ]+1 Exorbitant - low value, excessive cost
[ ]+0 Rip-off - little-to-no value, unjustified cost
Stealth & OpSec: check all that apply
[X]+1 Vacuum-sealed
[X]+1 Mylar/non-porous container
[ ]+1 Decoy/misdirection
[X]+1 Low package profile
[X]+1 Good OpSec/PGP
TOTAL: 96%

Pretty finely ground to a sand-like consistency with some chunks, which im totally ok with as this is strictly for personal use.

Tested product with 4 dancesafe reagents, they all passed with flying colors.

Testing product on myself literally right now, very small/threshold dose and i am feeling great.

I ordered at midnight, and the shit was marked shipped when i checked at 8am the next morning. Amazing.

This shit!!: advertised as 3g, weighed to 3.9 (including baggie) ! Dude hooked it up!!

No true decoy (which from i understand is ok with amounts this small) but the packaging was on-fucking-point and stealth was great.

Edit - forgot to mention, marked shipped on weds morning, shit showed up today.

Solid.

Pelican don't fuck around apparently. Super fuckin stoked.


Comments


[2 Points] None:

Paging /u/Pelican_Vendor, it seems you have another satisfied customer :-)


[2 Points] TheOpiateKing:

Pics? <3BigFuckingBird


[2 Points] None:

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[2 Points] Fuckndruggo:

lol why did you weigh it with the baggie? surely you'd want to know the weight of the actual md, not the baggie too?


[1 Points] Caymanquestion:

P.s.... I like drugs too.


[1 Points] Junior_Pelican:

Was this package from junior? I think I remember making your bag extra heavy :)