Sobering Up Sunday!

Now that you're sobering up from your DNM-fueled weekend, come tell us about your hijinks! A mod will give their favorite story each week a month of Reddit gold and a little something else which is a surprise! Winners may not disclose the surprise or they'll have it taken back. Curious what it is? You'll have to win to find out.


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[1 Points] cheapcab:

Well, Sobering Up Sunday was supposed to be Subreddit Sunday but automod is being a little bitch (or maybe I just don't know what the hell I'm doing).

We'll get it fixed for next week.


[11 Points] baaaaarca:

Been sober for months now


[10 Points] skorpion7777:

[a friend of mine] was thrown out of a techno club in Munich yesterday for smoking weed. He shared with multiple people got talkative and nobody seemed bothered. Still after 5min a security came to the dancefloor throwing him out of the club. Munichs drug policy is crazy. You have things like Oktoberfest where everyone is crazy drunk, aggressive and puking. Which is also supported by the government and the city. But any other kind of drug is off the table with huge restrictions and bans. Sorry. I needed to get this of my mind


[5 Points] Tolshan9898989898989:

i got hoigh


[5 Points] Hotgrilzonly:

This is a really long story but I swear it is worth reading ahah, that night was the ride of my life. I'm really glad that this competition thing is on tonight because shit like this literally never happens to me, most drunk night outs end up with a hangover and not much else, but this shit was mad as. Anyway I'll get to the story.

I live in Australia, so it wasn't Sunday, but it was school holidays so I had a fucking crazy time anyway. I was really drunk and high and walking home from a really amazing night, i had just been with a friend (hoping to get laid tbh ahahahah) and we decided to call it a night even though we were both incredibly chromed (drunk and high). I was so fucked up I apparently tried to pick a fight with the idea that there was no cars on the road- like I was literally trying to attack the very idea that there wasn't any cars on the road- pretty fucking crazy shit and it gives you an idea of how fucked up I was. So I'm walking home- nearly there - and I see this house with a bunch of garden gnomes out the front of the house. I sit down next to one of them and I can barely remember much, but I think I might have been trying to have a conversation with it or something ahah I don't really know. But there was this one gnome that I really took a liking too so I was watching it, and I decided I would steal it. I hear something from inside the house but I don't really care too much, so I stay there. All of a sudden the front door opens, and for some reason i think 'it's now or never' and try to run up and steal the gnome. I grab it and fucking sprint- at some stage I think I dropped it although I don't remember it smashing or anything I just remember not having it. The dude from the house fucking comes out and starts chasing me with his mate, I'm running full pelt and I would have easily got away but for some fucking retarded reason I decide to hide behind a car. Anyway they found me, the bloke hit me in the face but not that hard and dragged me by my collar. They ask for my wallet, and for some reason I thought they just wanted to check my id so they could see my name, but now I realise that they just wanted to rob me ahaha. So I give them my bag and I'm like 'it's in there' and I expected them to give it back to me. Like 5 minutes later I realised that they were gone and they took my phone and my wallet and my bag with my weed and grog in it. The only thing I got out was my headphones. So I walk home pissed and lonely and I can't talk to anyone so I'm pretty fucked.

Fast forward to that morning, I go back to the house and ask for my shit back (which was probably a really bad idea cus these guys were really rough, I'm surprised I didn't get stabbed) and the dudes weren't actually there, but one of the guys girlfriends was and she was super nice, she didn't know where my bag was but she knew where my phone was and she gave it back. They took the sim out (cus they probably were gunna sell it) and didn't give it back so now I have no sim ahahah and none of my shit but luckily I've still got my phone.

Would I do it all again? Probably not, but if I hadn't fucking dropped it, that gnome would have been worth it all.

Tl;dr I got really fucked up, tried picking a fight with something that isn't even a phisical thing, stole a gnome and got mugged.


[3 Points] None:

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[3 Points] WhyAreYouEatingPaper:

been sober too long, everyday is sober Sunday for me


[1 Points] STFUMandy:

Sucker ass bitch Sunday, let's rock!


[1 Points] kookieless:

Thanks for reminding me, I haven't gotten high yet today