Sample Beggars ... I Get Sample Beggars

Found this gem in my Agora mailbox.

Greetings! I am a high-scale NE and SW USA MDMA, Heroin, Special-K, Benzo, Opiate (all sorts - from ultram and morphine, to opana and hydromorphone), Syringe and Cocaine vendor. I am asking if I could try a sample of your Heroin, MDMA, Opiates + Benzos, Prescription pills (all sorts), Meth, Cocaine and Ketamine, Shrooms, GHB as well as syringes (in that order if you are only able to supply one; and if you don't supply some of these products, I will try whatever you have) - to see how it fares against the other vendors that have sent me samples. I am trying to choose a new primary vendor, as my old primary is now in prison. I tend to look for 84% pure MDMA, no adulterants whatsoever, and high grade H, K, Methamphetamine, Prescription Pills, all Psychedelics and C, Benzos and Opiates (and normal syringes - as there is no such thing as a high grade needle, except the metal and glass one John Travolta used in "Pulp Fiction" ;). If you would be willing to send a sample, it would be much appreciated; if it's good, you will be rewarded by weekly BULK business. My clientele (of whom I source with Agora 84% MDMA, No.4 H, Syringes and all Opiates + Benzos, Shrooms, Meth, GHB, Prescription Pills of all sorts and high grade cocaine and high purity veterinary grade K) are distributors of between 500-1,000g a week, on average, and ~2,500g a week around holiday season and New Years Eve alone (of all of our drugs). If you are interested in making business arrangements, please reply for my address, and after the product is tested, we can work on quotes of pricing for 500g, 1,000g and 5,000g if you can work in those amounts (of each substance). If not, ill buy all of the supply you have on hand.

-Also, if you do not supply any or all of these chemicals, feel free to send a sample of something new; after all we are trying to add more and more selection to our market!

Thank you for your consideration,

The "Walter White" of MDMA, Coke, Dope, K, Modafanil, Shrooms, GHB (and any prescription pill), Filters, Opiates of all sorts, Methamphetamine, Psychedelics (especially good old LSD) and syringes, as well as Cannabis.

Cannabaceae <3


Comments


[65 Points] codabat:

Must be bad with money if he can't afford to purchase samples for his multimillion dollar business.


[37 Points] samwhiskey:

I too am a professional sampler. Sign me up.


[27 Points] KnightoftheLions:

This guy only sources 84% pure MDMA. He's the real deal. This guy is hilarious.

"I am a bulk buyer of all of the drugs, so I don't care which ones you stock but after you send me free samples of them I will buy 5000 grams worth. k thanks."


[23 Points] tugsfordrugs:

Can I sample some syringes? I don't want any drugs with them, I just want to poke myself with the needles. I assure you I am a qualified syringe veteran. I have successfully used over 1000+ syringes (no drugs) in my lifetime. If you send me a sample, I can promise that I will purchase in VERY large bulk quantities every week.

Thanks Man.


[18 Points] fuuuuckckckckck:

lol 84% what a retard


[12 Points] GrandWizardsLair:

Sample beggars are nothing new, but this one was rare and truly special. The Grand Wizard is tempted to send him some Ondansetron and Cialis so he can keep his lunch down and his pecker up. This kind of entertainment deserves a reward.


[10 Points] UndefinedExperience:

This wasn't written while on meth...

Seriously tho, I will sample da fuck out MDMA SHROOMS WEED ACID PSYCHELICS AND HEROIN SYRINGES bro.


[6 Points] DrQuarters_:

I get these too....I don't understand what they're thinking. Especially syringes...because anyone 18 and up can just go to the pharmacy and get box after box of them. Or buy them off the internet for 30cents/syringe


[3 Points] None:

please send money order to Nigeria, and i shall send you refund of $1000000 and mint condition chrysler aries k convertible. much sexy for american girls.


[3 Points] twigburst:

I would have gotten his address and sent him a log of shit. I fucking hate sample whores more than anything, and that guy is a fucking amateur one. Who reads that and thinks "Better mail this guy who has a lot of money a free sample." Like big vendors want anyone to know where they live...


[3 Points] IDBitch:

To tell you the truth this looks alot better than I thought it would....

I mean he should be able to afford like a few sample packs of drugs. But I was expecting "I SAMPLE. SEnD DrugZZZ"


[4 Points] throwahooawayyfoe:

i can haz sample of ur molly? pl0x id lovvve you soo much id FE trusted vendor 5/5 <3 oh i don't have any moeny for teh shipign. AND BTW CAN U HOOK IT UP PFAT??? I pormise i'll giv ewe a bangn ruvue on teh raddit weth my throwaweigh!


[3 Points] self-suc-4-days:

This post sounded a lot better in his head. Bottom line is it looks like a 14 year old begging thinking hes putting one over on someone but making a fool of himself.


[2 Points] None:

What does he mean by syringes? Do people sell syringes already loaded with drugs, or is he just talking about buying actual syringes that you can get a box of 100 of for 10 bucks at walmart?


[2 Points] None:

Since your a vendor can I beg you for some BTC? (/sarcasm)


[2 Points] DYSFUNKTIONAL:

And this is were we try out that "shit in a box" listing


[2 Points] Kwitcher_Bitchin:

looks like the yarn of a junkie


[2 Points] throwaway1882072:

I especially like the part where he lists out every drug, rather than even bothering to customize that one part to what you sell. This nigger is trying to play the odds by spamming this to every vendor he can, I would imagine.

What a consummate scumbag. You should threaten to DOXX him if he keeps up the bullshit.

Seems like the DNM's should be implementing an internal message spam filter.

Also - post more, these are funny.


[1 Points] agentbarron:

Yeah man I Dont know what the fuck I'm talking about but send me drugs, some of that 84%mdma is good no adulerants though I can't have any of that shit in my system


[1 Points] RealPyrex:

And the really stupid part is that most free samples don't add up to the real product, usually vendors give you a great product for a sample then once they get enough rep they put in the cut stuff or low quality stuff.


[1 Points] None:

lol wtf.


[1 Points] None:

Wow - I've seen some sad ass drug addict beggars before, but this is a whole new level of desperation. Since when is Walter White a drug beggar?


[1 Points] puppet22:

Lol i recently got a PM on Agora asking for 0.02 bitcoin as they were short and needed it to make up an order. Siigh


[1 Points] None:

You can always just agree and send them samples and make those samples actually dog shit and right a letter to give to them. Actually, wrap the dog shit up in a stealthy way that looks like drugs and say "ounce of weed, cut in half" and get them to cut it in half releasing the dog shit.


[1 Points] Burnitplease:

sooo sample...? not gonna sample....


[1 Points] osakanone:

Pro sampler here. Exciting stuff.


[1 Points] Deafcunt:

High grade prescription pills? Where do I sign up?


[-1 Points] obsidianchao:

Like, I've messaged vendors about samples, esp if I'm promising well-written reviews and such, but at the time I was a) much more active and therefore had a pretty respectable opinion on the products I sampled and b) not a fucking asshole like this guy lol

Does The Grand Wizard have a "cuntpunt" spell for this guy?