Order was late, so I MSGed vendor regarding status. He copy/pastes the tracking status, which indicates my order is sitting at my local post office and ready to be picked up. I didn't get the order shipped to a PO box; it was shipped to my home address, so I'm wondering why the fuck it's sitting in the post office. Clean house and consider the address burned?
Edit: I received no other indication besides the communication with the vendor that I have a package waiting (i.e., the post office didn't leave a notice that says "you have a package, come pick it up).
I would flee the country to be on the safe side.