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[–]TessellatedLSD[S] 15 points16 points  (4 children)

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Q: What kind of crystal can you produce (Needlepoint etc)
A: The crystals we lay onto paper are white in color and fluffly in texture.

Q: And is there still some kind of the brotherhood left like it was in the 70s?
A: I don't know any brotherhood.

Q: Why is your LSD <insert distinction here>
A: Clean LSD is clean LSD. LSD will present itself to you in different ways, but it is the same thing as any other proper LSD.

Q: do you feel awesome for helping people finding whatever they're looking for, and getting a lot of dudes tripping?
A: Yes, awesome.

Q: Are your tabs actually 200ug?
A: While paper does vary in thickness and solvent evaporates we make an effort create a consitent 200ug per hit product. We use UV light to confirm even distribution and volumetric measurement to dose. The Avengers have lab tested our tabs and found them over 200ug. We have numerous trip reports confirming this as well.

Q: What's the greatest thing you've learned from an LSD trip?
A: The reality our senses presents to the mind is already distorted, LSD simply distorts it in a different way.

Q: What do you believe are the chances of your product getting intercepted at customs?
A: While less than 1% of our packages are reported missing(some of this may be customers lying) we have not even once had a report of anyone having any legal trouble or "love letters" from our product. On several occasions customs has opened our package, not found the product and sent it intact to the buyer.

Q: Let me guess, youre more of a nvidia guy over ATI
A: I use whatever is best compatible with linux hehe

Q: Are most of your customers easy to deal with?
A: Most are yes. Some people are really annoying though. The Silk Road has better customers than other online marketplaces for sure.

Q: What's the strangest message you've received from someone tripping on your product?
A: A guy orders 25 hits. I send him a 5x5 sheet. His feedback reads "The hit was very large but I managed to fit it in my mouth. The lines were neat. Good trip". I wonder if the guy thought the 25 hits were one!?

Q: Why are you answering the questions with such monotony?
A: I need to remain anonymous, I am sorry but I cannot share my full personality with you.

Q: Where did your user name come from?
A: I was on LSD, and everything was tessellating so I thought hey lets call myself Tessellated

Q: With your product what would you recommend as a good starting dose?
A: 1 or 2 tabs.


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[–]cheeto69 28 points29 points  (3 children)

Q: What's the strangest message you've received from someone tripping on your product?

A: A guy orders 25 hits. I send him a 5x5 sheet. His feedback reads "The hit was very large but I managed to fit it in my mouth. The lines were neat. Good trip". I wonder if the guy thought the 25 hits were one!?

That is the funniest shit I've read all day.

[–]gitykinz 9 points10 points  (0 children)

The hit was very large

[–]silkroadhelper 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I was on the vendors page minutes after that review was posted. I was laughing so hard. I should have taken a screen shot and posted it here.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i almosrt got fiored for laughing out loud in the office hahahahah The hit was very large HAHAHA this is awesome

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