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[–][deleted]  (8 children)

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    [–]reaperx2 11 points12 points  (0 children)

    If that's true its fucked up.

    [–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

    Damn that sucks. How much time did you get? Did your roommate say the stuff was yours?

    I hope you beat his ass after you got out.

    [–]theshiz892 4 points5 points  (0 children)

    Yea, I have a hard time believing he only uses SR to purchase legal items, so why is he on this sub telling people not to break the law?

    [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    A likely drug addict is not to be trusted. Shocker.

    [–]zell7 -1 points0 points  (2 children)

    So does this mean that SR is now totally unusable ??? I live in the states and its hard enough to find legit dealers as it is especially if the only other option is now botched

    [–]NanoStuff 10 points11 points  (1 child)

    No, it DOESN'T MEAN SR IS UNUSABLE!! It means if you buy drugs there's a chance you may go to jail. Surely you knew that.

    [–]July617 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Not just that, don't sign for shit, look as "normal" as possible when retrieving mail. Act like you know nothing and you will no nothing . You can get away with small time deals but with anything big expect a chance of being arrested .

    [–]ttownstars 66 points67 points  (59 children)

    Yeah it happens, yes it has happened to me, and yes I just plead guilty to a federal smuggling charge, and yes I'm about to go to prison for a couple years

    [–][deleted]  (11 children)

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      [–]DopeMan_RopeManTooLazyToSearchMan 5 points6 points  (8 children)

      He already plead guilty, what are they going to do? Wag their fingers at him?

      [–][deleted]  (7 children)

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        [–]DopeMan_RopeManTooLazyToSearchMan 4 points5 points  (6 children)

        Yeah but they already got his plea, they aren't going to waste resources monitoring his internet history when he's just waiting to turn himself in at this point.

        They're going to see if he's been charged with any more crimes, and see if he's been working or going to school. There are too many people being sentenced every day for even a moderately sized local government to waste time trying to catch fish they just threw back.

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          [–]DopeMan_RopeManTooLazyToSearchMan 0 points1 point  (3 children)

          I wouldn't care enough to change my actions as a free man, especially when those abilities are about to be restricted for years.

          On average you only serve a third of your actual sentence in prison, anyways. We live in a society where murderers go free after a couple decades, after being given a life sentence.

          [–]ttownstars 2 points3 points  (2 children)

          Well that's true for state, fed is 85%

          [–]ttownstars -1 points0 points  (0 children)

          This

          [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

          Well, he stated it wasn't from SR, but some other source.

          [–]ttownstars 1 point2 points  (0 children)

          Not currently using Sr, just drug porn right now :)

          [–]t1mm33 2 points3 points  (36 children)

          I would love to hear more about the context if you can provide the rest of the story.

          [–]ttownstars 20 points21 points  (35 children)

          Email vendor, shitty packaging, customs xray and see Hella bars. Controlled delivery. No bueno. Department of homeland security taskforce. Warrant served and Hella other shit found.

          [–]Spacely21 8 points9 points  (21 children)

          Did u sign for it? EXPAND!

          [–]ttownstars 8 points9 points  (20 children)

          yeah I signed

          [–]Spacely21 1 point2 points  (19 children)

          Did they raid you right after you signed? What else was in the house?

          Sorry, but it sounds like u fucked up pretty badly lol.

          [–]ttownstars 7 points8 points  (18 children)

          No they "cleared"the house first, then detained and questioned me, then I refused search and they got a warrant and there was everything from bars, footballs to 1k methylone caps and a few ounces bud and 500 "oc 80a" that actually ended up being heroin...

          [–]DopeMan_RopeManTooLazyToSearchMan 4 points5 points  (2 children)

          How did pressed, bound OCs end up being Heroin? Anyone who popped one would be pissed at how weak it is orally.

          [–]ttownstars 5 points6 points  (1 child)

          Because they were from out of country and anybody can press any pill. And nobody took them orally, most snorted, smoked or shot them.

          [–]DopeMan_RopeManTooLazyToSearchMan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          Shit, well if nobody's popping them I don't see any real problem.

          Unless you paid a premium for the OCs because of the lack of social stigma compared to H.

          [–]Spacely21 0 points1 point  (11 children)

          How did they clear the house without a warrant?

          [–][deleted]  (10 children)

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            [–]goosegun 0 points1 point  (9 children)

            No...just no. SITA applies only for searches of automobiles, and even then is limited to the area within the driver's wingspan, and only if the driver/arrestee has not been secured by police.

            And no exigent circumstances. Cops would make sure no one is in the house, secure the premises (keep anyone from entering) and obtain a warrant.

            [–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (11 children)

            Ball park.. What was the quantity?

            [–]Common_Sense_Talking 25 points26 points  (10 children)

            You heard the man, hella.

            [–]ttownstars 8 points9 points  (8 children)

            10k

            [–]AwkwardCow 4 points5 points  (7 children)

            Just wondering, are you from the Northern California region? I've never heard the word hella used outside of that general vicinity.

            [–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (3 children)

            I live in Illinois and I hear it all the time.

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                [–]Spacely21 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                i hear it in canada sometimes

                [–]ttownstars 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                Oklahoma

                [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                From WI here and we hear it ALL the time

                [–]DopeMan_RopeManTooLazyToSearchMan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                You're awesome, that really made me giggle.

                [–][deleted] -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

                Good riddance you're going to jail, another shit drug dealer off the streets

                keep yo house clean motherfucker

                [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (2 children)

                If you're such a big drug dealer why didn't you order to a third location? Seems like you'd NEVER want your drugs in the same location you're ordering to as that makes any defense really difficult. If you have a completely clean property on the other hand and sign for a package... at least then you can always stick with, "I had no idea what the package was for really." How can they actually prove that you did, assuming you have encrypted everything?

                [–]ttownstars 1 point2 points  (1 child)

                I did use about 5 other addresses, I rotated them and this particular time it happened to be mine. Couldn't use others at the time for various reasons.

                [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                Are you from 'bama

                [–][deleted]  (3 children)

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                  [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (2 children)

                  How did you get to a probation deal?

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                    [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                    What exactly happened? They showed up and you didn't sign for the package? If not, how did you actually get in trouble?

                    [–]professorW 12 points13 points  (6 children)

                    Yeah man. Two controlled buys. I was in between teaching a developmental English class and tutoring a high school student when they came in on me.

                    The cops had me under surveillance after securing a warrant through two controlled buys, which they allegedly procured after running traffic stops on people leaving my apartment. I had a package coming, and when it was in my parcel box, they sprang their trap.

                    What's funny is that it was the wrong package -- it was from china, filled with a few cheap jackets I had bought. Talk about anti-climatic, right? But the real package came later in the day. I sat there in front of God and everyone in khakis and shackles (not cuffs, shackles) waiting with them for the post man -- horrible. It was someone close who betrayed me, but from FOUR lawyers (including my mom...) I have asked personally, I will likely never know. You can't use the FOIA in my home state for criminal matters.

                    I do not sell cannabis (or anything) anymore, as a result of losing everything: three jobs, a girlfriend of 9 months, my apartment, my dog, my cat, my proximity to family, friends, money, sanity... Everything. Be careful.

                    [–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (5 children)

                    The fuck? Who do you think ratted you out? And how can police detain you like that?

                    [–]professorW 7 points8 points  (0 children)

                    The main way they were able to keep me from finding out was by not prosecuting the sale charges.

                    Instead, they used the sale charges to get the warrant, then fucked me on everything in the house. I imagine they woke have prosecuted the sale charges if nothin had been there... which would have been a lot harder to wiggle away from.

                    [–]professorW 4 points5 points  (0 children)

                    It was Department of Human Services dude I sold to that had a lot to lose, a fry cook, one of my neighbors that I was right with, a manager at Outback, a guy who grew up 5 minutes away from me, or... someone that would completely surprise me. There's no telling.

                    They were able to detain me because I had all sorts of shit in my apartment. Search warrant receipt is somewhere in my post history -- it's an interesting read.

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                      [–]garf12 0 points1 point  (1 child)

                      do you actually believe the nonsense you just wrote?

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                          [–]Sloppy__JalopyGoobyPlsRdThSidebar&FAQ 1 point2 points  (5 children)

                          I'm sure you're behind at least 7 proxies, but I really hope you aren't posting your approximate location.

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                            [–]Demostreenes 1 point2 points  (2 children)

                            I've never bought online myself and couldn't begin to speak to the precautions you have in place but from my perspective saying your location is a bad idea.

                            Again, just my perspective. I have no idea how safe you are.

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                              [–]Demostreenes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                              I suppose that's all true. People seem to like you and your product so from me to you, I hope you stay safe.

                              [–]Sloppy__JalopyGoobyPlsRdThSidebar&FAQ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                              The reference to 7 proxies is a joke.

                              [–]The_STD_In_STUD 1 point2 points  (1 child)

                              Didn't that happen on weeds?

                              When Guirmo set the bikers pot field on fire?

                              [–]JesseisWinning 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                              Yes

                              [–][deleted] 7 points8 points  (15 children)

                              I have a feeling i'll be getting one soon, someone tried to break into my house and fuck me up and i shot at them. the cops showed up and questioned me extensively but they wound up just leaving me and taking the (registered) guns.

                              [–]reaperx2 5 points6 points  (5 children)

                              I wouldn't order to your house anymore.

                              [–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (3 children)

                              Never have, i'm just intrigued by the SR and peruse this subreddit

                              [–]Somebody_Who_Isnt_Me 0 points1 point  (2 children)

                              Alright my man, so did they search your house after you shot at them? Did the search the entire place? They took all your guns? Did they question you? Cuff you?

                              [–][deleted] 10 points11 points  (1 child)

                              They searched the basement because thats where I was coming out from. I heard the glass break and shot the cement wall, then the door up the stairs they were coming into. For that reason, the police only came into the basement, and they came in about 5 minutes and came up with shotguns and surrounded the house and took me outside, then brought dogs into the basement and took evidence. Picked up the shells, took the guns, and questioned me. I was never cuffed, and they were talking about how they found a scale and baggies, and I called them out on the scale, knowing I didn't have one. I demanded to see it and it turned out to be my external hard drive. Idiots... They left after that.

                              [–]July617 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                              HD thinking it's a scale ? wow that's scary.

                              [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                              Why not?

                              [–]zamwut 0 points1 point  (7 children)

                              Why take your guns?

                              [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (6 children)

                              Not sure, most likely to record serial numbers or some shit. Only one was used though, so I was confused

                              [–]zamwut 0 points1 point  (1 child)

                              Seems a little ass backwards.

                              "some guy tried to break into your house, why don't we take all your registered guns away from you because you used one to kill them."

                              [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                              I didn't kill them haha, they were all just really close to them. Not trying to go down for manslaughter

                              [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (3 children)

                              They are running them for bodies.. You will get your guns back but be prepared to wait a while.. I live in city limits and shot a raccoon in my garbage.. I was a little over aggressive putting 6 140gr Hydrashoks in him. Police were there in 5 minute's. I told them I tried to shoo him away and tried to attack me. My 40cal is legal and registered but they still took it for upwards of a month.. they run it though an FBI database.

                              [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (2 children)

                              It's been like three months, what's your take on that?

                              [–][deleted] -1 points0 points  (1 child)

                              They are in no hurry to return your items trust me.. I'd kindly contact then and ask them when you can pick your sidearm up since it is for home protection. 95 % of police I've encountered are assholes that act like they're better than you. Take action get your piece back.

                              [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                              Yeah, pheasant season is coming up so I was gonna go in eventually. I'd just rather to not have to deal with those dicks again

                              [–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (2 children)

                              This is SR Drama 4.0 for a reason...

                              [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                              Oh yes

                              [–]stonedseahawk 3 points4 points  (12 children)

                              I've had my door knocked in. And I mean knocked in not knocked on. It was not SR related though.

                              On a different note... A buddy of mine just got grabbed by the local Vice and Narcotics office after leaving his PO box last when after picking up his SR order.

                              Edit for clarity

                              [–]Common_Sense_Talking 3 points4 points  (3 children)

                              Just completely out of the blue? Any ideas of how that could have happened? Do you think it was SR related (stealth) or more locally related (did friend sell drugs, loose-lipped, previous arrests,informant)? Also, generally what quantity (small personal stash, medium size personal and sell a little, or large reselling size )

                              [–]stonedseahawk 4 points5 points  (2 children)

                              Yeah it was out of the blue. He got an O of shake from California Dreamin. Apparently the package was damaged and its contents fell out. The post office repackaged it. He got it out his box. As soon as he got back in his car, two undercover officers showed badges and pulled him out of his car.

                              [–]Common_Sense_Talking 3 points4 points  (1 child)

                              Ahhh... So it was just piss poor luck then. So if he didn't have a po box and it went to his house, he could have not signed for it. I wonder if that's a negative of having a box. We typically say no one is going to pay to stake out a box, so wonder what would have happened if he didn't go get it for a week.

                              [–]stonedseahawk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                              He didn't have the option of having it sent to his house. His roommates weren't down for that. But yeah... piss poor luck

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                                [–]stonedseahawk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                                Ounce of shake

                                [–]ttownstars 0 points1 point  (3 children)

                                After picking up sr order but not sr related? I'm lost...

                                [–]stonedseahawk 1 point2 points  (2 children)

                                My arrest was not SR related. My friend's was.

                                [–]ttownstars 3 points4 points  (1 child)

                                I understand, my bad

                                [–]stonedseahawk 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                                Its all good

                                [–]Bukujutsu 0 points1 point  (1 child)

                                That's so strange. Did it have tracking? It seems odd that they'd be waiting there all day.

                                You're in the US, right?

                                [–]stonedseahawk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                                Yeah I'm in the US. He got there right after the store opened, so there wasn't much waiting. And it did have tracking.

                                [–]Hybrismongo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                                Yepp, package stuck in customs.

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